Thread 725733829

Post your idle animation.

>>725733829 (OP)
that doesn't look very comfortable

>>725733829 (OP)
im just gonna make a backup out of this.....

>>725733829 (OP)
>>725733957
>tranimeslop

>>725734093
>Look guize I used the buzzword again

Okay this is mine

>>725734167
>buzzword
It's true doe

>>725734548
REAL?!

>>725733829 (OP)
this is the peak female figure

>>725733829 (OP)
head too small

tyro

>>725734548
This is, in fact, real

I wish Digimoms were real.

>>725735040
idgi

>>725734548
How he do dat

>>725734548
AHHH
WHY WOULD YOU POST A JUMPSCARE WTF

>>725734579
Really really

>>725733892
>Oh noes! guess she needs a reductarino now!
kys.

>>725734548
I fucking love is this real posting

>>725735940
Kek, good shit. They don't make them like they used to.

>another agp troon thread
When will this nightmare end?

>>725733829 (OP)
My breast standards are through the rough. I will die alone on this earth simply because no mere woman can turn me on anymore.

>>725736220
Ban everyone who posts on
>>>/trash/
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/gif/
>>>/h/
>>>/d/
And it'll magically fix itself

>>725735969
I meant her moving constantly not her breasts

>>725733892
OOOFF HER POOR BACK!!!

>>725734406
>see girl
>think of trannies
Anon, you're closeted, at least just be honest with yourself

>>725736724
Me after NNN

>>725735969
Remember when Touki00 got a reduction? Now THAT was the real greatest tragedy of the 21st century

>>725733829 (OP)
artist?

>>725734548
My cat do this only when my girl out da house. He be sneaky

>>725734548
This is true my cat does this all the time near bodies of water

>>725735940
What game?

>>725736486
literally stop touching your dick for a month or so and stop looking at anything titillating. Suddenly your "standards" will become very lax. You're just over stimulated and need to reset.

>>725736836
monsuun

>>725734548
is... is this real?

>>725737187
Tf is happening here?

>>725736829
If it makes you feel better she booted up her Twitter again, hinted at returning to OF, then made the twitter private probably to avoid hate posts and get people to join, then announced she was quitting from OF but offering unseen content for a short period all within the span of a month.

She know's she's cooked.

>>725736926
some Nepshit spinoff

>>725735940
Do women really?

>>725737008
This is beyond my dick, it's almost like my very soul demands it.

>>725736836
Fuck artists.

>>725737412
Nerve gas

>>725736926
Fairy Fencer F.

>>725737581
>This is beyond my dick
Lol ok. Give it a try.

>>725735040
Who

>>725736829
>Remember some literal who?
No.

>>725737983
The one in the middle is having a stroke.

>>725734548
Cats are such a faggot animal

>>725737983
Isn't this that one gacha game with actual hentai scenes?

>>725738227
magicami

>>725734548
wtf is this real?

>>725738035
>Literal who
French Canadian camwhore who beat Tessa Fowler as greatest breasts in the world on Boobsrealm which is pretty much just the reddit of breast appreciators.

If you like tits and are on the internet you've probably seen her, she looks like brunette grimes with a sort of goblin-esque face but her boobs were indeed "hentai tier".

However she was also retarded and reduced her boobs to be more anti-gravity according to a livestream and ultimately killed her career like so many others.

>>725736486
I've been saying this for ages: there aren't enough big tits to go around, so what do we do?

>>725737065
Cutie

>>725733829 (OP)
Me and the boys

>>725733829 (OP)
Slosh slosh slosh

>>725736220
you control the links you click

>>725734406
Kill you'reself

>>725737581
Just don't jack off for 3 days nigga

>>725738970
holy tryhard sloppa

>>725733829 (OP)
black cock between those titties

>>725737008
Cam confirm.
Doesn't even take a month: a week or two of not looking at porn, ideally combined with not jacking it, and the sight of a bare ankle will leave you feral.

>>725736739
Nice reductionism, but we both know that's not the case.

>>725739281
Ruggarell its 8am what the fuck are you doing on?

>>725739439
i can’t sleep

>>725735940
So simple and natural. But nowadays that's a no no

>>725736829
I have bigger tits than her plus I am not fat, but I am always scared of streaming

>>725737558
Yes, my wife does it while I'm fucking her tits sometimes. It's kinda annoying.

>>725739851
Many women do have bigger tits, it was the proportion and shape that made it such a horrific event.

>>725739851
surgery doesn't count

>>725740208
Naturals
>>725740048
Mine are good too, really perky

>>725740435
proof or gay

>>725740610
Does proof really matter? we are just discussing things it's not like we're going on a date

I'm a girl btw ;p

>>725734548
why do so many people fall for this?? cats couldnt do that i checked

>>725733829 (OP)
Is that supposed to be Yukari?
Looks very off model from her flat-chested official design

>>725740747
We can discuss things after you whip em out.

>>725740435
Yeah, ok, assuming you're to be believed keep in mind that out hundreds of women posting their tits on the internet in 2022 a council of breast obsessed autismos decreed by popular vote and consideration that she had the finest breasts and offered her a photoshoot deal and scholarship and she turned it down to mutilate her chest a year or so later.

Yes, you can argue that you still have them, that's a fair point.
But if we're talking about competition I have extreme doubt you'd make the top 5 of that vote.

Just saying, she had perfect volume, shape, nipple size, proportion to her body, jiggle, everything.

>>725740791
>ERM why would someone draw this character with big tits EVER when they are flat chested
what a faggot

>>725737508
it's fucked up because she literally just did it out of sheer retardation, if she intended to just quit doing porn and get a reduction out of spite it would have made more sense, but she was one of the few OF whores I've seen actually get visibly wet just from filming

>>725741023
Small breasts are better

>>725740948
Damn I did not know that a council out there exists that ranks the best boobs
Wouldn't that japanese porn star be the best in that case? I forgot her name

>>725740017
How big are they?

>>725741505
>Wouldn't that japanese porn star
Who, Anri? Hitomi Tanaki? Not even close.
The woman who kept winning year after year for Breastrealm was Tessa Fowler, who is a white woman and from Boston IIRC.

>>725741505
>>725741924
Hitomi's tits are hideous. They're just big but ugly and asymmetric

>>725734548
Holy shit how do I train my guy to do this

>>725738227
>Isn't this that one gacha game with actual hentai scenes?
You need to be more specific these days.

>>725741924
>>725742013
Hag bros we won we aged like wine

>>725741924
Rio Hamasaki will return to us one day...

>>725740747
You know the rules

>>725742013
Agreed. Minus points for dinner-plate areolas that are also so light they're invisible.

They do look amazing when she hold them and you view them from the side but otherwise they are far from stellar.

Hitomi was only among the most popular JAV in the US, since most asian women are smaller on average than other races, but I would not put her as a contender for best breasts.

>>725742190
Tessa is mommy age, not a hag, she's got like 2 more years before true hag.

>>725734548
>>725734579
>>725734981
>>725735313
>>725738305

>>725741924
>>725742013
>see site
Now I am so curious what theyd' rate me but I am not comfortable posting nudes (just lewds at best)

>>725738830
Cute

>>725737983
They're vibing

Is he upset?

>>725742652
>Now I'm so curious what they'd rate me
Look at that point it's just hair splitting. If you say you've got a diamond, is it really that much of a difference if the next couple of diamonds next to you have different flaws?

But anyway I'm pretty sure you've got to post tits frequently to get a consideration, their contests do involve trying to win a photoshoot, its assumes innately that you do modeling or porn.

>>725742652
Post em

>>725734548
How can I teach my cat to do the same?

>>725743592
>Look at that point it's just hair splitting. If you say you've got a diamond, is it really that much of a difference if the next couple of diamonds next to you have different flaws?
Damn that's really good life advice in general, thank you
>>725743614
I don't feel like posting them again or proving that this is me again but here is a link to the archive when I posted them once in a fit of autism to win an argument
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/706181427/#706199527

>>725743165
>it fit many lööp, brother

>>725743706
holy shit

>>725743706
built for paizuris

>>725743706
Ah, yes, you've got a diamond alright.

>>725743706
>posting tits just to win a tit-related argument against AIjeets
KEK

>>725734548
Holy shit thank god you were recording then

>>725743923
What would you rate them with that site's autistic standards?

>>725743931
I was actually angry during it, I hate bad anatomy so much it always ruins art for me in general

>>725744083
No offense but you sound like a no fun faggot.

>>725744021
what are your measurements?

>>725743706
You earned my respect for actual providing prove, you're ok femanon

>>725744235
Yeah autism does that
>>725744257
90 F EU

>>725743706
Those are pretty nice
>>725743931
Incredibly based honestly

>>725744021
Hmmm, good question. Unfortunately I would need more of a view since nipples indeed important.
But from cleavage alone I'd say upper eights, maybe a 9. We're going by Tessa as the benchmark for perfect breasts.

>>725743706
Do you only post on /vee/?

>>725740791
shut the fuck up you little bitch

>>725744391
Thank you anon, have fun gooning
>>725744550
Damn I didn't know I scored that high
Thank you for the score, maybe next time I will find a nipple twin online and I'll share pics of her so you can imagine it
>>725744610
Lots of boards actually, but I spend most of my time on /v/ or /vg/ yeah

>>725744445
>Autistic and Stacked
Oh hey, you must be the zoomer version of creeper-chan.

>>725744083
well, you have to understand most people drawing tits, they don't actually have any tits irl to reference
AI just copies their dogshit though so it's tainted and will never get it right

>>725743706
>there are cows among us
blessed
what vidya do you like

>>725744445
I rate you a 8 or 9 depending of your waist to hips ratio

>>725744083
yea yea just say you wanted the attention.
thank god AI exists now.

>>725733892
You're right my face should be in there to give her more support

>>725743706
I mean to be fair it was a still photo, now maybe if it was a webm of them jiggling….

>>725740435
By rights I'm invoking the old traditions of the board.
Tits or get the fuck out

>>725744793
Kek, I do have gigantic eyes and black circles that are worse than hers
>>725744846
Yeah that makes sense, an AI trained on medical data would be nice
>>725744951
Okami is my favorite game of all time
Recettear is also one of my favorites, old pokemon too are great
>>725744984
I have no clue what my waist to hip ratio is, but I wear XS for pants and medium or more shirts on account of the tits
>>725745015
Yeah we all like attention, but I genuinely didn't realize what I did there till I hit refresh and saw 100 replies within a second
I was too focused on the argument
I don't hate AI, I love chatgpt
>>725745024
Kek
>>725745030
I can't anon sorry
>>725745068
I already linked to them, see the other replies

>>725740435
The old way has been called. >>725745068
Answer it.

>>725744769
But, why 4chan? How did you find this place? Or why stay here?

Also, more cleavage pls :3

>>725745254
>Okami and Recettear
You aight cow girl

being nice to her will make her be your gf XD:DDD

>>725740791
based flatfag

>>725745289
>But, why 4chan? How did you find this place? Or why stay here?
I was like 13 and have been browsing ever since, but when I post most people can never tell it's a woman because I post in a normal way so most anons can't tell
Why I never left? I dunno most social media feels like complete shit and 4chan is the only place I can discuss niche things I like
Most of the time I lurk, because I like reading what people say
>>725745338
Thank you

You are a bunch of weak willed fakecels, im almost waiting for someone to ask for the cow's discord.
I guess not everyone can be stonecold.

>>725745487
Bakame, I already have transcended the realm of flesh and choose a superior 2D waifu .

unironic simps, the lot of you. for shame.

>>725745574
you are alright, maybe
but many are already starting to simp for her

>>725743038
yeah this is the music that plays during all fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcBOK89ubg

third worlder monkeys ITT really simping for a troon kek

>>725745638
>>725745487
>>725745679
4chan has always respected women who post tits and she has yet to say anything retarded or worthy of being scorned.

>>725745546
Are you a fujo?

>>725743706
You have to marry me now.

you can immediately tell the exact moment when the thread went to shit lmao.

>>725743706
Linking an archive dosent mean anything. If you actually own that milk farm you would post a video in the name of honesty and transparency.

>>725745743
You're right. I almost got mad but then I remembered they have brown skin. Who the fuck yearns for a woman who shares herself with strangers? Brownoids.

>>725746000
NOOOOOOOO NOT MUH TRANIME GOONER THREAD

90 is kinda big too

>>725745923
Speak for yourself faggot. I'm a diehard Kazakh.

>>725745537
put some pants on girl

>>725746102
I'd honestly rather see AI slop than some walking red flag of an attention whore with probably 5 years left before hitting the wall. This applies to even the non-gooner threads too.

>>725736724
Is there a specific term for when the pattern on a piece of clothing moves/stays still independently of the clothing itself? Stan's jacket does the same in Monkey Island.

>>725738970
>>725738830
>>725738708
What gaem?

>>725745254
>but I wear XS for pants
nooo!

>>725745942
I don't really ship male characters together (I don't ship characters in general) but I like yaoi
So you tell me, is that fujo?
like I found pic related hot (cropped out the peanus weanus)
I don't even like BOTW or TOTK I think they're the worst zeldas
>>725745968
Cute pic
>>725746000
Checked anon but you don't haev to be so angry, you can just go to a thread you like or just ignore me
>>725746036
I really don't feel like posting anything right now anon, I am way too tired I had too many chores
>>725746326
I got it wrong, it's not XS I checked the number and it's actually S-M
I do have thighs and hips but clothe sizes can be different randomly

>>725746259
Tell me about it. In one of the generals I used to browse a femanon started posting, then posted tits, and it became a simpapalooza. I mean, I get it. It's a woman's nature to attentionwhore, free (You)s or whatever, but come on.

>>725745564
>>725745564
I used to be a truecel then in a moment of weakness I asked for a girl's discord in /r9k/, got nudes and found out I actually can make it... my life has never been the same, wagmi

>>725746380
post your butts

>>725746684
>truecel
Post height and race + Norwood level. Maybe give an estimate of your face rating too

>>725740048
If she is so good where are the pics of her???

>>725746584
All women should look like this

>>725746684
A lot of "incels" just need to talk to a woman even if it's not sexual
atleast that's my opinion, it can help them a lot having a feminine voice in their lives
>>725746769
Plural?

>>725746959
Thats not an animation you faggot dog fucker.

>>725746584
Good, but her bust should be a bigger number than her height.

>>725746963
yes

>>725733892
Jealous roastie chestlets will gaslight gifted women to get their breasts mutilated so they're less desirable to potential mates
Absolutely vile

>>725745923
when was the last time you gave your fellow man this much attention? nobody has ever asked me what i like and i've been posting here, in earnest, for 14 years.
go fuck yourself. SIMP. she will forget you exist in 5 minutes.

>your
can't even get that right

>>725747126
It was actually me saying that, the cow anon ITT
I was joking about her moving as an idle animation I didn't mean her tits kek

>>725746259
don't care jeet
kill yourself

>>725747195
Bro, if he is nice to her, she will marry him. For sure. Totally

>>725737558
Yes, boobs get itchy like any other part of the human body

>>725746869
Sigh.
Go to /gif/, go to the "white girls with big tits thread", scroll to the bottom.

>>725745564
I'm here to disappoint anon.
>>725746380
You hang out with anyone cowanon? Wanna join a server filled with retards?
>>725747195
Well... what do you like then anon? Maybe people don't talk cause they don't relate to the games you like.

>>725746319
I'm guessing Reverse Collapse.

>>725747195
>When was the last time you gave your fellow man this much attention
I created several images of OC to fuck with a specific schizo on /v/.
I spent 30 minutes to an hour of my time to creating these images that were effectively an inside joke only I would find funny.
Fuck off.

>>725746319
Bakery girl reverse collapse. GOTY 2024

>>725734548
love cats with polydactyl thumbs

>>725747195
Do something to warrant attention then? You are anonymous like the rest of us in the thread. Post a pic of your tits.

>>725747126
>higher chance of breast cancer = gifted
what?

>>725747780
Case in point.

>>725747359
Not him but based thank you for sharing so I can understand what is considered best
>>725747386
Sure why not, as long as no one posts anything illegal
I made an account

>>725746291
Closest for the animation trick is "unmoving plaid" which was unfortunately coined by TVTropes, I don't think it has an official name beyond being a greenscreen effect for a full-screen pattern

>>725747850
Go to a different website normalnigger

>>725746934
Agreed

>>725747846
Actually, that TVtrope article also names it "perspective incorrect texturing".

>>725747850
yelling "PORN ADDICTION" is not a personality, now i just think you're projecting

>>725747386
>>725747823
Before I leave the thread to go lay down, here is a discord I made just for this thread
cowanon_48767
Have a good day anons

>>725746864
>>725746864
I was a truecel in my head, NEET, always thought I was ugly... that girl helped me realize I can make it, lost my v-card shortly after that.
Turns out I am actually good looking, it took me years to internalize that because of physical insecurities I had since my teens but even then I was being hit on by hot girls... I was just... nerdy, antisocial and a bit autistic, it has been 7 years since then.

Also looks matter yea but only to a degree... and you can work on it, too. You can't find love being a sad bitter fuck all the time

>>725746963
Yes the problem is most are jaded as hell from past (and percieved) negative experiences and breaking past that takes a lot of willingness followed by introspection

>>725747518
Can I see one?

>>725748160
That face with this body, holding a Mari Makinami dakimakura and a fat penguin plushie.

>>725748083
I think most just got taught to hate themselves for not peaking in high school and made themselves worse as adults after

>>725746616
I mean it's worse because you can tell it's a trailer trash white women doing this. I have plenty of women friends I play friendslops with but never once I ever thought to interact with one that would attention whore on this site. The amount of red flags are nuclear.

Also you can really tell something is a bit off.

>>725747823
>>725748057
>actually posts an account
Wow, this has to be bait.
Inform the thread how many people actually sends you a request after your nap cowanon to see if this board is truly TRVECEL or SIMPS.

>>725733829 (OP)
reminder that it's scientifically proven poor men prefer large breasts and rich men prefer small breasts.
https://metro.co.uk/2016/01/13/study-finds-poorer-men-like-bigger-breasts-while-the-richer-like-them-smaller-5621310/

>>725748101
sure.

>>725748487
Should also post a desktop recording just to be sure it isn't made up.

>>725748524
Wait but that's not right.
My friends and I played with seamless coop and had invasions turned on. Turns out it's actually pretty active since we got invaded constantly throughout all areas.
Actually isn't invasions on by default for that mod or am I misremembering?

>>725748720
seamless co-op pretty much supplanted the game's real online, you are witnessing bait

>>725747359
Man they were so huge and yet somehow not saggy at all coupled with the perfect amount of belly chub too
Dumb bitch is just another goblina now

>>725748870
prease be patient anon I am mentally handicapped

>>725748508
I like chubby girls no matter how much money is involved

>>725748508
with recent events it's probably they like them younger, not smaller

>>725748805
Faggot

>>725748508
Money can't buy good taste

>>725748984
well girls under 14 generally don't have big breasts yes

>>725748984
>>725749331
That's why oppai loli is best

>>725745537
Someone forgot to erase the whole skirt, there's like 4 pixels moving the air

>>725749603
>action games shouldn't have com-

>>725733957
puffy vulva

>>725745923
This Anon has not actually posted tits though, just linked to a post where tits were posted. I could have done that.

>>725748508
Riches and power makes you inhuman.

>>725737187
Game with nice ragdoll physics vs game with fake ai frames

>>725748720
>>725748870
The mod does in fact cut you off from the non-modded userbase and was once in fact promoted as a way to avoid red phantoms.

But that's besides the point, the schizo thinks every Elden Ring thread is created by one guy who hates Seamless Co-op, not because he likes Seamless Co-op but because said person made a post calling the Bear sex in Baldur's Gate III disgusting which pissed him off because defending the game was his thing.

>>725750098
What an odd thing to save on your computer.

>>725733829 (OP)
here's mine

>>725750158
It's based on a true story.

>>725749692
out of 10!

>>725750098
What exactly happens to a banned steam account anyway? What does that ban apply to? Is the account just dead? Is that a ban for community posting? Is it a ban from BG3 community specifically?

>>725743706
>this fucking thread

>>725737065
game?

>>725750407
Never been banned but I think you just get kicked from posting on that specific community forum.
I've only talked to the actual Dragonarian once, seemed like a run of the mill /v/fag who just posted as normal in a world where most other forums are reddit.

>>725750537
Hot but I think breasts sitting in metal cages like that wouldn't get so much sinkage.

>>725750098
LOL

>>725750541
yeah, this shit is somehow even more embarrassing than the usual /trash/ erp