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Anonymous No.725751182 [Report] >>725751293 >>725751609 >>725751723 >>725752392
>gnomes in vidya
>happy go lucky inventors
>gnomes IRL
>psychotic tricksters
When will games approach the truth of the gnomish problem?
Anonymous No.725751283 [Report] >>725751856 >>725752290
Gnomes are objectively good guys
Anonymous No.725751293 [Report]
>>725751182 (OP)
EL DUENDE
EL DUENDE
Anonymous No.725751609 [Report]
>>725751182 (OP)
Reminder!
Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.

I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pale as a ghost with red glowing eyes almost simian like. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.

Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.
Anonymous No.725751723 [Report] >>725752630
>>725751182 (OP)
Gnomes don't exist, idiot. Stop looking for us.
Anonymous No.725751827 [Report] >>725753520
Them's fightin' words.
Anonymous No.725751856 [Report]
>>725751283
The absolute best you can get from them is to leave unharmed. Gnomes demand respect in all forms.
Anonymous No.725751936 [Report]
>walks around
>does nothing
>refuses to elaborate
Anonymous No.725752290 [Report]
>>725751283
They're chaotic neutral and often seek to teach you harsh lessons about the human condition.
Anonymous No.725752392 [Report] >>725752554
>>725751182 (OP)
Gnomes are not real
There is evidence of Gnomes
This is how you look discussing the Gnomes
Anonymous No.725752554 [Report]
>>725752392
>There is evidence of Gnomes
I meant there is NO evidence of Gnomes
Mods, please fix this
I can hear scratching in my walls already, this is urgent
Anonymous No.725752630 [Report]
>>725751723
>"stop looking for us"
Angnome?
Anonymous No.725752680 [Report]
>there is NO evidence of Gnomes
Anonymous No.725753520 [Report] >>725753810
>>725751827
>Them's fighting wo-ACK!
Anonymous No.725753810 [Report]
>>725753520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs