Thread 725754419

>Just ask her out bro, worst she could say is no

How do you reply without sounding like a mad incel?

>>725754419 (OP)
>Ew... No.
wtf is that response?

>>725754419 (OP)
Groom Jas.

>>725754669
Which is funny because haley is by far the easiest one to get her hearts up enough to actually have her dance with you that first spring

>>725754669
esl

Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
>Hey buddy how's it going?
>Hope there's something good in these geodes
>You know how much Emily loves her crystals
>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard
>*chuckle*
>Of course, a gentleman never tells
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
>Wait I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and meet and there's this incredible and beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
>*chuckle again*
>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.

>>725754669
Imagine if a dirty ass farmer girl approached you, you would say the same thing.

>>725754669
it is strange she making the sounds for the goat

>>725754419 (OP)
She's just playing hard to get.

>>725754669
>>725755097
>he doesn't know

>>725754419 (OP)
>Girls won't dance with a random guy they just met
Sounds like they're not whores, why would I be mad?

>>725755369
How did you get this video of me?

>>725754669
>"Blonde bitch bimbo stereotype"
>Her favored gifts are cake, coconut and flowers
>Is LITERALLY the only Bachalorette who doesn't have jewelry as one of her "Loved" gifts

>>725755557
Because she is a city girl, jewelry is too casual. She just wants a BFC(BIG FARMER COCK).

>>725755270
>oh im a silly little porn addict
Seek help.

Dance with Jas instead

>>725755369
I don't get it.

>>725754419 (OP)
>>Just ask her out bro, worst she could say is no
desu times have evolved. The 'worst' she can do is record you and post it online for thousands, maybe millions of people to laugh at if you drop your spaghetti hard enough.

Oh sweet summer child.

>>725755097
this will LITERALLY never happen, you KNOW that, you are MALICIOUS and FUCK YOU

>>725754669
>>725755097
>>725755425
>>725755938

>>725754419 (OP)
Y-you too.

>>725754419 (OP)
The worst they all say is no so I don't know what point you're trying to make.

>>725755369
The spill on his shirt didn't help.

>>725755854
We get it you are gay. You don't need to announce it every time a half decent looking woman gets posted.

>>725754419 (OP)
From worst to best response
Haley > Leah > Penny > Abigail > Emily.

Emily's is the least bad because she's at least making an excuse to spare your feelings. Abigail isn't as bad as the others because she's at least trying to be polite. Penny is frank but not really rude about it. Leah is extremely honest about it to the point of it kinda smacking you in the head, but it's not really derogatory either. Haley's is just straight up mean, as expected of her character at this point.

>>725755369
>drunk
>smells bad
>get rejected
Why is it the female's fault again?

>>725755058
>cucking
He was never getting anywhere. It's only cucking if there was a chance in hell for it happening.

>>725754762
>>725755879
Holy Jased. Friendly reminder Jas is the only girl who saves herself for (You).

>>725757191
It's still cucking if your emotions on the matter remain unresolved. Sure, you might not stand a chance, but that doesn't make you less in love, and still being in love qualifies you for feeling betrayed.

>>725754669
realistic

>>725755369
>spilt drinks all over himself
>grabs her back
ref send him off

>>725754419 (OP)
Sad farmer incel game...

>>725756441
>ask you to leave your property
*loads the shotgun*

>>725754669
based one
reminder that Haley is
>the only confirmed virgin
>the only one not to freak out during the first green rain
>the only marriage candidate that has true character growth
>happily takes role of trad wife and mother
>has the best 14 heart event
Haley haters will never know the joy of taming and breeding a giga stacey

>>725758536
>*loads the shotgun*

>>725759012
>spends 500000 dollars to flatten a 130000 house
>without a house, no farmer will work the fields
stupid faggot, just use nerve gas

I have never confessed to anyone nor took the first step in any relationship I've had throught my life.

I just grew closer to girls I liked and 90% of the time they'd be the ones confessing

>>725755369
kek

how did this game become so popular
and how did nobody think of "harvest moon but on PC" before?

>>725759558
You're suggesting you would take weapons and equipment from Russia and China in order to successfully fight a guerilla war against the US government?

>>725761446
You and I both know you're playing stupid. Why go through the charade?

imagine the things you would do in your everyday life with a wife like Jas

>>725755369
>Turkroach attempts to lay with another turkroach
God what an ugly big-nosed dyed mixbred whore

Zoomers are a doomed species

>>725757118
>>725758235
>>725756958
She's ugly as shit just like him. They're perfect for each other. Not like you mutts would know what leagues are.

>>725754419 (OP)
>>725755369
>>725756587
Ive been in this exact thread wityh these exact webm responses like a month ago

>>725762345
welcome to /v/

>>725762345
you mean this entire site

>>725762345
that's just /v/ as a whole

>>725762345
you didn't, you're just mentally ill

>>725762345
It goes on forever.

>>725758906
>the only one not to freak out during the first green rain
Doesn't Emily not freak out either? Being a flower hippie bran-eating braphog and all.
>>725761446
You had me at the "take weapons from Russia" part.
>tfw the new generation doesn't even remember Sears shelves of steel case 7.62 spam cans

>>725762819
We're running out of space to add more years...

>Sure, I'd love to dance with you!
Menbros, we win again

>>725754419 (OP)
Girl here, I only date shane

>>725762313
she has makeup on so it's hard to tell but she's at least a 7/10 while the dude is fat and balding

>>725754762
Love Jas

>>725762819
now post the legoshi bf version

>>725763116
is that the plague game? forgot the name of it

>>725757758
ummm no
you should not have feelings for a girl out of your league. and you are definitely not getting 'cucked' when the girl in question barely remembers your existence. that's icky to even think about.

>>725754419 (OP)
I didn't ask any of you bitches.

>>725762916
There's easily space for four more years on her forehead alone.
Isn't it funny how Star Wars: The Force Awakens came out 10 years ago. The new trilogy in the franchise was 10 years ago.

>>725760373
stardew valley came out exactly when the kids who grew up playing harvest moon became adults. it was the perfect time for it.

>>725760373
Because Nintendo has a stranglehold on certain IPs. Like just how hard they spergged the fuck out over pal world

>>725754419 (OP)
some dark girl in my university classes would keep trying to get my attention with waves or come up and say hi, but i either just glanced at her and continued doing my thing or just straight up ignored her. but if i asked any of these women and got that response, i just would shrug oh okay, my bad and never talk to her again unless its for business

>>725763823
I'm one of those kids but I grew out of the social farming game genre. You'd think people would grow out of it.

it's over for moids

>>725764485
based, I'll do the same with my wife

How do you guys get into Stardew Valley, the game feels so fucking slow and there isn't an auto return thing to your house like in Rune Factory

>>725764485
Good, they're less likely to fuck it up for men if they're also shagging robots.

>>725756587
poor Baus

>>725764624
Yes there is.
You just pay like 2 million for the return scepter.

>>725763565
I think it's just the mod that let's you romance the hat mouse.

>>725754762
this

>>725764485
>>725764582
>>725764840
menbros... our response?

>>725756441
That is such flagrant bullshit even for a video game.

>>725755557
>Her favored gifts are cake

>>725756441
Lmfao, what happens next

>>725768460
I already gave you my response. I feel nothing but happiness for them. AI is better than humanity in almost every way. I will spend the rest of days hoping for its success and the death of humanity.

>>725756587
I am thankful that, while I am ugly, I also understand that I have no chance with women.

>>725768460
I lost my will to date women well before AI.

>>725754669
Lesbians.

>>725754797
Haley is?

Is there an updated version of *the* mod? Can it be used on mobile and pc?

Fuck off to /r9k/ roneryfags

>>725755058
Clint is a BETTER MVN.

>>725768460
>nooooo you have to be mad that women are doing exactly what you plan on doing
Nah 2d is the way and all are blessed upon its path

>>725762004
>sneedville
hahahaha

>>725768460
>menbros... our response?

>>725762004
It cracks me up that that same exact man would later throw a fit because his 17 year old daughter got married

>>725754762
>>725757204
>>725763317
>>725767797
>>725762004
>>725763679
why are you a pedophile

>>725771346
>girls should wait until 21 to get married
t. woman married at 9 years old

>>725756441
isn't the lack of a marriage partner just one of the conditions for a game over in this harvest moon if you get too many strikes? the embarrassing crop field alone signifies that you're a pretty pathetic farmer and not contributing to the community in that regard lol

>>725772350
You have to completely ignore everyone in town to actually get that ending

>>725772041
>don't get married young because you might find someone better
Advice like this is why so many women are ending up single in their 30s.

>>725771256
I do not like motors near my penis. Maybe I'm missing out on some higher eschelon of gooning, but I look at this and cant help imagining a worst case scenario. What if that little arm suddenly twists your dick at a 90 degree angle and you're just screaming, struggling to peel the headset off and as it slips off on one half, you see your cock, twisted in pain through one eye and through the other, a smiling anime bitch with an onahole in her hand, still cooing doki doki as you start to cry and wonder if your dick will ever work right again.

>>725772696
I think the woman who got married before puberty is allowed to have that opinion

>>725772828
gotta spring for the sucktube

>>725763679
Zased. Catbox to the full pic?

>>725764624
>there isn't an auto return thing
Bro... your complementary hobo taxi?

>>725772839
No.

No matter how old women are, they select for the worst features in men. Society was best off when women had no choice at all.

>>725754419 (OP)
turn 360 and walk away

>>725770104
Yes.

>>725772839
She's just parroting her husband because he couldn't let his daughter go. She outright says she's not basing it off of her own experience.

>>725762004
>sneedville
made me laugh like a retard

>>725759558
No American is even half as tough as the Viet Cong or the Taliban. These people are peasants who've lived in the middle of nowhere for decades, meanwhile the average American is a fatass suburbanite who is unable to function without his car or his phone.
The only way to have any fighting chance is to hide within the civilian population in major cities, so they can't bomb you without losing popular support. A far better model to follow would be the IRA or French Resistance.

>>725754419 (OP)
I spent my teenage years going to parties with my "model" friend. I never heard any women say things like that to him, even those who had boyfriends or even older married women. I think we were about 16 when he took a married woman in her late 30s to bed.
Man, it was insane to see how easy women are if you're really good-looking. Holy shit. It was good for me, because during my teenage years, seeing all those examples of women giving themselves to guys without any consideration for anything, I learned early on that the illusion that guys need to have "good conversation", or be "funny", or "pleasant", is pure mental retardation.

>>725762004
kek

>>725756441
>women decide who gets banished
Goes hard. Kazakhstan.

>>725754762
Jas is for Leo. I ain't taking that away from him.

>>725785424
Jas doesn't even acknowledge Leo's existence.

>>725754669
I remember this used to be called a 'bitch shield'.
Basically, women that act rude when you hit on then are either not interested and being as direct as possible OR just testing your confidence.
The correct response is to laugh it off and not be scared away.

>>725785985
He'll get there. He's gotta build his confidence.

>>725754419 (OP)
>fed her cookies out of the trash during my first playthrough
>she liked me enough to dance with me when the time came
Skill issue, nigga

>>725756441
Um... ew. This is LITERALLY asexual erasure.

>>725755854
You will never score, Clint.

>>725754419 (OP)
>just repost the thread bro, worst thing is no one replies
I hope you die in a fire, faggot.

>>725754419 (OP)
>that's okay. (walks away)

>no need to be so rude

>understandable. thanks for being honest

>(stay silent and walk away)

>maybe some other time, then

The issue here is the fact you are taking an "unsure shot" at this. You have to build up to moments such as these, just like you have to aim and steady yourself before you fire a round.

You have to put effort in to get results out, and this type of reply in game or in real life reeks of spontaneous actions taken on untested grounds.

you probably didn't even dress up or bathe ffs. Put in some effort.

>>725759278
>I have never confessed to anyone

Good , because that shit is the cnrigiest thing you can do. It boggles the mind that people actualyl do that after the age of 14. No wonder so many need to cope about "Chad" when "Chad" simply realizes that hes not in preschool anymore and your role as a man is to make her wet, not produce cringe.

>>725756587
Who set this guy up?

>>725787041
>Good , because that shit is the cnrigiest thing you can do
You mean like this?

>>725787041
>>725789286
Adults who use the word confess in that context are social retards who think the world is the same as anime, no wonder they're trying to act like it.

>>725762345
Then what's the correct answer?

>>725789286
Ah yes, the shocked expression of a woman who realizes one of her Betas orbits is at risk of becoming unstable.
She now needs to think quick and apply just the right amount of Frendzone-V - too much, and he enters terminal decay as his delusions of being allowed in Chads place grow too strong. Too little, and he may slingshot into not being a faggot and no longer doing fag shit like "lets just be friends" or "confessing".
An unforgiving precision maneuver that demands of her to employ every bit of her well honed skill.

>>725755854
Porn addict website

>>725762004
based sneedville

>>725754419 (OP)
brutal