Thread 725759986

METROID PRIME 4 TITLE SCREEN LEAK
IT LOOKS LIKE AN ANUS
PRESS PREVIEW TOMORROW
DISCUSS

>>725759986 (OP)
>Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
When I see this on your title screen, I take your game seriously as an artistic work.

>>725759986 (OP)
Oh yeah, game should be going out for reviewers already

>>725760142
yeah did they really need to slap that onto the title screen?
lmao

>>725759986 (OP)
That's the barrel of the arm cannon you stupid nigger.

>>725759986 (OP)
does your anus look like that? i think you need to see a doctor

predicting this game will be an enjoyable 7/10. if we’re lucky it will be an 8

>>725760546
All of the Switch 2 Editions do it, I don't really know why. Yeah, I know I got the Switch 2 version/upgrade pack nigga you don't need to remind me.

I cannot imagine how mentally unwell you would have to be to immediately associate any ring with an anus. I know that's what it means in Latin, but somehow I doubt you know that.

>>725759986 (OP)
>3D Metroid
Miss me with that gay shit.

physiognomy sisters, how are we feeling about this one?

>>725759986 (OP)
why is metroid red and purple now. why is link blue. ffs nintendo

>>725761010
This. There is zero chance this game will be bad. But I think it’s pretty clear it won’t be some generational masterpiece or whatever like Metroidfags hoped for.

>>725761507
>why is metroid red and purple now

Now?

>>725759986 (OP)
QUICK SOMEONE EDIT IN A GOATSE BEFORE THIS GETS 404'D

>>725761790
that grape strawberry lime banana and cool mint. different.

>>725761625
I don't care about any of that shit.

If we get a good Metroid Prime game then I'm fucking happy.

>>725761790
Weird designs aren't supposed to be for the default suit. Nintendo has no idea how to make Metroid.

>>725761905
Her suit looks more like a woman's features in this one. Kind of offputting. Samus has always been kind of a self-insert character because of the anonymity created by the suit.

>>725761842
>QUICK SOMEONE EDIT IN A GOATSE BEFORE THIS GETS 404'D

>>725759986 (OP)
HYPE IS REACHING OFF THE CHARTS LEVELS

>>725761909
She's always getting weird new suits.

You sure you an actual fan?

>>725762375
Reading comprehension

>>725762072
Shut up, ACfag.

>>725759986 (OP)
>drucke
it's fucking over. the tranny named eric won. tendies lost and are getting raped

>>725762072
Agreed. It's kind of gross. But Nintendo has been doing this thing for years, where they keep trying to play up Samus being feminine. It's disgusting.

>>725762441
Okay, secondary.

>>725762375
that metroid suit is pure sex

>>725762607
Definitely got Kill La Kill vibes from it.

>>725760142
They gave the motorcycle a fucking name.
It's obvious it is for toddlers.

>>725761010
I think it'll be a firm 8. 8.5 if they somehow do something amazing, I don't know what.

>>725759986 (OP)
wow midnight screen looks similar but its goatse wtf lmao

>>725762375
I love the Light Suit.

>>725762776
Taking bets on if the motorcycle talks alot and has a ton of dialogue. I bet it'll even have a heckin emotional moment at the end, as if I'm supposed to care.

>>725759986 (OP)
i know indians are anal, but c'mon, anon.

>>725763107
You’re a freak without a human heart, so you shouldn’t be treated like a person. Btw you rape any kids lately, faggot?

>>725761909
>Weird designs aren't supposed to be for the default
1. we don’t know if samus immediately starts with the psychic suit
2. fusion and dread refute this point

>>725763107
Must be fun making up fake scenarios to get mad about.

>>725763265
>>725763314
>fanboys are already getting defensive over criticisms

>>725762607
I cant say why exactly but seeing it makes me think "gorilla grip pussy" and I just know that it's true

>>725759986 (OP)
WHERE DID THEY GET THAT PHOTOGRAPH OF MY ASSHOLE IM SUING THOSE FAGGOTS FUCK YOU MARIO

>>725763386
They don't call her Samus "Shota Smasher" Aran for nothing.

>>725763265
Vroom vroom limpdick faggot hahaha bing bing vroom vroom

>>725760378
IS THIS THE THREAD?

>>725763386
cause that pussy will LITERALLY suck the energy from you

>>725759986 (OP)
this is just blueslop
you only like it because it's the primary color in the visible light spectrum located between green and violet

>>725763727
>Balls completely and totally drained

Title Theme/Main Menu music is under a lot of pressure

>>725763363
shut the fuck up acpedo

>>725764262
for me fusion's hasn't been topped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMyumjPBSBE

>>725762072
>>725762574
You think she isn't feminine?

>ACfag is already shitting up this thread
Jesus fucking CHRIST nigger. Do you do literally anything else with your day?

>>725764528
She shouldn't be. Her worst games are all about trying to flesh her out as a le feminine character. I don't recall Doomguy needing 5 hours of exposition to tell me about his heckin sad backstory.

>>725763286
>1. we don’t know if samus immediately starts with the psychic suit
It's pretty clear they're doing the lazy trope of having her change suit after the intro.
>2. fusion and dread refute this point
You might be retarded, those are just other examples of doing the wrong thing.

>>725759986 (OP)
anus returns

>>725764538
>he says while we have daily famitsu threads bloating the catalog

Nice that we're getting previews. I still want an overview trailer like the one they made for Pokopia today, but they'll already be something to tide me over.

>>725764907
>he says this as if it gives him carte blanche to shit up threads that have nothing to do with famitsu autism
if you hate famitsu threads so much, go shit up those instead retard

>>725764504
MP1 menu and credit music blew my 12 year old brain when it came out. It's probably still my favorite menu music in all vidya. Prime 1 (and Fusion) were my first games in the franchise, been a senpai ever since

>>725764875

anus runs

>>725759986 (OP)
>PRESS PREVIEW TOMORROW
People will finally stop denying that it's open-world.

>>725765356
Will you kill yourself when it isn’t?

>>725765019
>that have nothing to do with famitsu autism
You guys literally gloat over sales and metacritic scores, same as them. You're practicallly salivating at the opportunity to post the inevitable metacritic score, so you can use it to "BTFO the snoys". If you don't support famitsu shitposting and autism, then condemn them. Show that you care more about the game itself, as opposed to the sales and scores.

>>725765480
>reee my famitsu bogeyman reeeeee
I don’t see any of that in this thread, threadshitter. You are shitting up this thread. Go shit up the famitsu thread, if it even exists. Nigger.

>>725765350
zero suit anus

>>725765630
You guys have been spamming these threads for the past month, every OP being the same thing.

>haha only 30 days until snoys get BTFO!

>>725764538
>does ACfag have a life outside of daily shitposting and ruining every thread he can?
I think you already know the answer, anon.

>>725759986 (OP)
That looks like an anus to you?

>>725765885
>’l-look at all of these shit threads!’
>proceeds to shit up actual metroid thread talking about incoming news
you are the very thing you despise

I like Metroid AND Amored Core.

>>725766098
Encouraging console wars is "actual metroid talk"? How much of this thread is actual talk?

>>725763268

>>725759986 (OP)
>anal sex and assblasting
HAHAHAHA OH NONONONONO
INB4 GAME KEY CARD HAHA OH NOOO

Am I right guys?

>>725766184
I love both franchises as a lifelong fan. I hate that I have anything remotely in common with the most insufferable fucking faggot on the entire board. I take solace in the fact ACpedo is despised by both fandoms.

>>725761905
>gay faggot colors
We are boycotting. Along with the foid MC which is obviously not what our movement wants.

What do the amiibo do?

>>725766429
>links a literal separate thread
>”s-see! this unrelated metroid thread is a famitsu thread!!!”
>”you can tell because this other thread I linked is actually this one!!”
holy fucking shit you really are schizophrenic. jannies are trannies for not wrangling you

>>725766531
>I love both
This couldn't be a bigger lie. If you loved Armored Core, you wouldn't engage in famitsu shit, since the series never sold alot to begin with.

To like the series, you have to acknowledge that a game can be good, even if it only sells 100k copies.

>>725759986 (OP)
>ANUS
>A-NUS
>A-RACH-NUS
>ARACHNUS
OMEGA ARACHNUS CONFIRMED!!

>>725761790
always liked this tone of metallic blue-purple for the gravity suit over the straight purple it often is

>>725759986 (OP)
brain rotted incel thread

I always suspected erictranny was acpedo all along. Hunting and killing Eric should be considered a patriotic duty.

>>725766772
If these threads weren't made by the same group, then it should be easy for you guys to condemn this mentality that sales = quality.

>>725767328
took you this long to figure it out?

>>725767328
>ACfag was Eric
Why do Animal Crossing fans do this?

>>725767328
The only way to be sure is to kill Eric and see if ACfag stops posting.
>>725767719
You joke, but real ones remember the Raymond black market. They are freaks.

>>725767719
>>725767895
>>725767532
>>725767328
Hmmm, I don't see Metroid discussion.

>>725759986 (OP)
Any other leaks?

>>725767968
that is because you already ruined the thread by making it about you, as always. nigger. so now we get to talk about how much we hate you for being the biggest gorilla nigger retard on /v/. that’s what you wanted right?

>>725767895
>the real ones remember the Raymond black market
But what does that have to do with Assassins Creed?

>>725768132
All I wanted was videogame discussion. You guys had to ruin it by spamming the board with sales and famitsu shit.

>>725768220
>cries about shit happening outside of the thread
>brings it into the thread
>thread ruined
unironically kill yourself. this shit is quite literally against the rules but the faggot mods either don’t care or are amused by your retardation

Samus' anus...

For me its this track:
https://youtu.be/5xVzh9WA158

>>725762776
>It's obvious it is for toddlers.
It's a Nintendo game. They are ALL for toddlers.

someone leaked an embargo video with escort missions and portals

>>725768474
post it

>>725768369
Mod team’s only job is to ensure the site at least looks like it’s active. Why do you think the IP counter was removed?

>>725768220
Why do you care so much about Ace Combat anyways?

>>725768369
Actually, if we're being honest, my first posts were these:

>>725762574
>>725763107
>>725764630

I was remarking how unsettling it was that they prioritized Samus being feminine over being a video game character, and you had to barge in and shitpost. You accused me of ruining discussion, and all I did was remind you that you're the one who spams famitsu shit.

>>725768553
Wait, we're not talking about Animal Crossing?

>>725768523
no, its from reddit.

Reminds me of the title screen for the trilogy version desu

>>725768523
https://youtu.be/frEgZLx-b84

>>725768849
ok which one of you has stupid dog pfp in the comments.

>soldiers follow you around
this really is just Halo...

>>725768849
um i think this is just some ai shit

>>725768849
>escort missions
>quirky NPCS that constantly talk to you
Wonderful, it's Prime 3 all over again.

>>725769020
No, that's youtube. It autodubs with AI now

>>725768849
>first hour of the game
>NPC escort
Oh Jesus Christ please no.

>>725768849
>"samus loses all of her abilities"
lel

oh nonono, random dude following you around, this ain't metroid...

>>725769446
it's just a tutorial

i have only played prime 1 and didn't get the hype, primarily because it felt so fucking floaty and slow
that vid looks faster which i like

>>725769446
desu I think its neat
>samus commonly gets sent to rescue people but they're already dead
>for once, you're stranded on a planet and someones alive.
Could be cool desu

>>725768849
>looks incredible
>looks like it plays well
>retarded chatty NPC escort
Holy fuck. What the fuck? Why would they do this?

>>725769482
We already had a damn tutorial. How many tutorials is the game gonna shove our way?

>>725769587
it's a big game

>>725769529
Thats a common complaint from people who enjoy traditional FPSs. I like quake but metroid is just an all around different game.

>>725769636
That excuse didn't fly with TOTK or BOTW, it doesn't fly here.

>>725759986 (OP)
purple slop

>>725769696
I loved botw thoughever

>>725769446
Did you play prime 3 retard

>>725759986 (OP)
what's with purple anus title screens lately?

>>725769743
Yeah, that's the problem. Prime 3 is trash for this exact reason.

The mexican guy in that youtube video seems like a turbo retard. He skipped all cut scenes and didnt scan anything and let the npc die and nintendo had to tell him how to beat the boss

>>725769779
That's just a black hole, man.

>>725769804
he said that this is the first time he plays Metroid but that he liked it

>>725768849
>>725769394
>>725769446
Everyone talking about escorting this dude and no one is talking about Samus pinning him down and riding him like a bull while they are going from one area to the next

That npc is going to betray Samus right?

>>725768849
wtf, does YouTube "ai" audio translate into English now?

>>725770682
With no option to turn off afaik

>>725770642
No the Lamorn will betray Samus and kill him or Sylux will kill him and it will be a vewy vewy sad scene

>>725770725
I hate them so much it's unreal.

>>725770642
"I never did get your name, Trooper."

"It's Ridley." *Lower Norfair theme plays*

>>725770730
Let's pour a tall glass out for nameless, faceless NPC #6439748394

>>725770839
I’m pretty sure the subtitles call him Mackenzie

>>725761790
Being a kid is thinking the Phazon Suit is the coolest.
Being an adult is realizing the Gravity Suit is the coolest

>>725768849
You know what, I didn’t believe this was an open world game before, but if there’s this escort mission shit in the first hour of the game then why not radial fetch quests and fast travel too? This is shaping up to be dogshit. Very pretty, smooth-playing, unrepentantly soulless dogshit.

Predict now. Will unmasked Samus at the end be anime Samus or real Samus.

>>725771168
Have you guys never played a linear game with escort missions before?
Superstar Saga, KH2?

>>725771168
Dread had fast travel

>>725771193
Samus if she real? I'll soiface and post proof
Samus if she anime? I'll never buy a Metroid again

>>725771193
hope it's Stacy Samus

>>725770814
audibly kek'd

>>725762072
>>725762574
I get that her Beyond look looks more sleek and “feminine” but I don’t see how that’s a bad thing exactly. As long as she’s not moping around waiting for her commander gives her permission to use the grapple beam, I don’t really care how “feminine” she looks. A character can be feminine and still work as a blank slate heroine to self insert into. Femininity isn’t inherently a bad thing

>>725771315
It had one-way teleporters, that is in no way the same thing.

>>725769446
>>725769394
awww, Samus has a boyfriend now

>>725771469
by real Samus I mean how Metroid Prime 1 and Metroid Prime 1 Remaster had real Samus not anime Samus like all the other games.

>>725771612
>A character can be feminine and still work as a blank slate heroine to self insert into. Femininity isn’t inherently a bad thing
I've never seen Nintendo pull it off well. They will always lean into it overtaking her whole character.

>>725760757
They already did that gimmick with the Trilogy they're not going to do it again.

The escort is Sylux in disguise you fucking idiots

>>725759986 (OP)
The last real Switch release. Playing new Nintendo games on PC will be on a short hiatus afterwards.

>>725771840
this

>>725759986 (OP)
The next screen has a choice for the AI voice and personality, obviously labeled Type A and Type B. The 3D polygon model remains the same, just the voice

>>725771716
That's what I figured you meant. I prefer MP1/R Simoos and was absolutely fucking disgusted at the end of Echoes. She was at least cleaned up a little bit in Corruption but please bring back the realistic Sam

>>725771843
>short

>>725761170
Not even close to being true. A bunch of games got Switch 2 updates and aren't renamed to Switch 2 Edition.

>>725769394
>>725771664

Calling it.

He pulls the mask off and it's fucking Sylux catfishing her ala Metal Gear style betrayal.

>>725759986 (OP)
The fuck kind of anuses do you and your inbred family have?

>>725771893
>The ones that aren't Switch 2 Editions don't say Switch 2 Edition in them
no shit...???

>>725759986 (OP)
Can you kill niggers in this game?
If yes convince me to buy it.
If not!
Sneed nigger.

>>725762072
>Light Suit
>Fusion Suit
>Dread Suit
you're only complaining about this now?

>>725771840
they're gonna redo the Gandrayda thing?

>>725761790
Remember when Sakamoto forgot the Gravity Suit existed and told the devs to get rid of it because the purple person didn't fit the cutscene?

>>725768849
Video's down

>>725772049
>Gandrayda
Somebody post it

>>725771885
Yep. Based on the past, somewhere around 3 years from now. The console is clearly more protected than the first, so it’ll be sometime in the back half of its life.

Calling it now: Mackenzie is a little buddy character that is killed off to create a sad moment. He’s probably used as a channel for exposition about what’s happening on Viewros.

>>725771987
All unintelligent life forms are equal to niggers, in this Samus is the ultimate Niggerkiller.

>>725770682
Yes.
>>725770725
You can turn it off. Just look in the settings, it'll be right there next to closed captions.

Seems like a "Gordon and Alyx" situation with that Fed guy

>>725772212
I forgave Sakamoto after Emio. He's fine.

>>725772280
Anon nobody has started on a Switch 2 emulator yet. Fuck, nobody has even figured out how to dump the switch 2 nand so even starting work on any emulator is a long way off until that happens.

>>725768849
Where's the video?

>>725772416
>A zombie metroid... a zomtroid! Get it?

>>725772679
gone

>>725772580
Just rename Yuzu to Yuzu 2, how hard can it be?

The thumbs-up sign had been used by the Galactic Federation for ages. Me, I was known for giving the thumbs-down during briefing. I had my reasons, though... Commander Adam Malkovich was normally cool and not one to joke around, but he would end all of his mission briefings by saying, "Any objections, Lady?" He was joking, but others weren't... At the time I felt surrounded by people who treated me like a child or used kid gloves because i was a woman. And yet, with Adam, I was grateful for the nod... My past has left me with an uneasy soul, and as a result, it touched me on some level that Adam would acknowledge that past by calling something delicate- like "Lady." And I knew more than anyone that every word from Adam was deliberate. My thumbs-down was a twofold response- a sign of derision at being called a lady, and a signal of my complete understanding of the mission orders. The other soldiers were always willing to support me with easy smiles despite the fact that I clearly had so much yet to learn. Among them was Anthony. In the face of his well-meaning behavior, and that of the other soldiers, my response was to become increasingly bitter. I was a child, always with something to prove. A chip on my shoulder.

Samus i - And I was angry. I felt that if I let my guard down, I would easily be broken. And beyond that, I was scared. But even in the naivete of my youth, I could see in Adam's joking manner how close he felt to me. Adam knows my past. And he knows me better than anyone else. Confession time. Because I was so young when I lost both of my parents, there's no question I saw Adam as a father figure. When I rebelled against him, I knew I could get away with it. And his paternal compassion in the face of my rebellion reinforced the special bond I felt with him. I understood well that chances were slim that I would ever find anyone that understood me like Adam. And yet... When the time came, I still left his side. I was so young. Young and naive...

>>725772930
lol

>>725772952
>Nintendo fans consider this amazing writing

Bratty spics make one good metroid game and now they think they can leak prime 4

>>725773064
>>725772952
Kill yourself

whats the deal with this thing?
Is this a rocket thats being developed?

>>725773064
We do? We've called it trash for the last fifteen years.

>>725769446
the height difference lmao

>>725773289
The gooner ZSS threads beg to differ.

>>725773269
Looks like a geothermal power plant

>>725769529
same felt like shit

>>725773296
I'm 5'6

>>725773341
just because something is hot visually does not mean it is good writing
just look at 100% of porn dialogue.

>>725773341
You're so fucking retarded it's amazing you're still alive after all these years

He's in

https://gofile.io/d/ru9LVm
Video that was removed. If Mackenzie dies you get game over.

>>725771168
>radial fetch quests
Have you played a Prime game before?
>fast travel
Have you played a Prime game before?

>>725773457
You don't have to tell me. But every day I see people defending this glorified porn because they like to jerk off to it. Same thing happens with VNs and Gacha games.

>>725773341
I can find Samus hot and also call Other M the worst shit ever created. End yourself.

>>725773595
I hate spics so much it's unreal

>>725773064
No I'm pretty sure we trashed and shit on it so hard Nintendo Course corrected the series for the following 15 years.

>>725773625
The youngsters on the board likely haven't heard of the Prime games.

>>725773647
Kill yourself

>>725770682
Yes. It’s incredibly fucking annoying.
>>725770725
You can sometimes turn it off in the options menu, but the fact you have to do it every single fucking time is such an embarrassment on youtube’s part

>most obvious bait you've ever seen
>retards still swarm to it like flies
It's not fucking hard, just don't reply to him.

what if you grill metroid

>>725768849
>fake url
>samefag replies to make it look real
classic /v/

>>725773918
No it was indeed this video
>>725773595
>>725773684

>>725773595
>If Mackenzie dies you get game over.
So it's definitely Sylux since he's absolutely plot essential.

>>725773662
>>725773654
Then there should be no pushback to someone like me wanting to remove Samus' femininity from the series, when it leads to shit like Other M.

>>725773918
you were too late m8

>>725774010
This isn't a Kojimber game, Anon. If the game feels like McKenzie can't die then he just can't die.

>>725759986 (OP)
>see menu screen
>immediately think about ass
Holy faggot

>>725774010
Some parts of the game that have been talked about in like Japanese press releases and shit mention “ore”
Mackenzie is a tech dude it looks like
The motorcycle, if you haven’t noticed, has ammo
I think the ore is related to Mackenzie and the motorcycle, or Mackenzie and some other upgradable thing, maybe upgrades for ammo types other than missiles (which I think are confirmed), and Mackenzie will act as the way you use the Ore to upgrade non-missile weapon capacities.

>>725774067
>it leads to shit like Other M.
samus having boobs didn't lead to that, Sakamoto's existence lead to that.

>>725773918
>>fake url
Are you stupid or something?

>>725774312
Why can't it be both?

>>725769636
for you

>>725773296
Samus is wearing double heels, her zero suit heels and her power suit heels

How long has ACfag been at this schtick anyway?

>>725759986 (OP)
literally midnight login screen

thoughts on Makenzie?

>>725774067
>>725774432
Kill yourself retard

>>725774586
He's no Anthony Higgs, but he's alright.

>>725772952
>wrote kino in 1989 with The Girl Who Stands Behind
>wrote utter trash in 2010 with Other M
>wrote kino again in 2024 with Emio
Glad Mr Metroid stopped being drunk.

>>725774586
Hope there's a molesting QTE
Hope he hugs Samus when they're on Viola

>>725774067
He really is a faggot.

>>725774717
Why do people keep praising Emio? It was just more anime shit. If anything it kept reminding me why Other M was so bad.

>>725774586
Samus's short king bf

>>725769569
Because nu-Retro is a skeleton crew composed of ex-343 devs that jumped ship after Halo 4 and 5.

>>725774492
other m came out and was shit. after much deliberation most Metroidfags got over it. ACfag, better known as Eric, never got over it. It broke his little faggot mind, unfortunately he makes it our problem every day, in every thread. I pray that one day someone finally hunts Eric down and kills him like a dog, inshallah.

>>725774854
Kill yourself retard

>>725774586
I hope Samus coaxes him into letting her suck his dick and when he nuts she sucks for like 5 minutes after

>>725771612
Yeah, I don't play games as women. Samus was fine, but not this rendition, due to the aforementioned reasons.

>>725774907
Also feels like ex-Bungie (Destiny era) devs because one of the new areas looks like the dreaming city from Destiny 2 mixed with the 2nd mission from Halo 4

>>725772017
No sir. Super Metroid was the last peak game in the series.

Is he in?

>>725774920
Sounds like textbook schizophrenia. He hyperfixates on one bad experience and never gets over it, or grows past it. Frankly I think all mentally ill people should be genocided.

>>725775116
Your run button is never coming back

What if there is a moment like this in the game
https://youtube.com/shorts/SNMCBQwO47s?si=Hbi1h3nmJaeDsG-i

>>725774920
>after much deliberation most Metroidfags got over it.
I'm not so sure about that chief. At least, not here on /v/. Even discounting ACfag, if someone brings up Other M in a Metroid thread several people begin acting as if they're having PTSD, or just simply denying vehemently that it's non canon, as if that even means anything.
That's not "got over it." That's very much "lives in their head rent free."

>>725774920
>after much deliberation most Metroidfags got over it.
Erhem

>>725774990
>>725774731
Explain these Other M enthusiasts.

>>725775174
>his best argument is run button

>>725774716
REMEMBA ME?

>>725775336
There’s a difference between having a lingering hatred of something shitty, and making it your entire identity, anon.

>>725775337
Kill yourself retard

>>725775460
>and making it your entire identity,
but enough about famitsu threads.

>>725774492
Fifteen straight years, and he also does his shtick in Zelda threads as well. BOTW Zelda ground up the pieces of his shattered mind because of the existence of emotions and females. He'll even go into non-Metroid and Zelda threads and try to force them to be about Other M so he can do his one trick dog and pony show.

>>725774586
I wonder if they repurposed the design of the unseen mystery robot from Retro's farewell artwork to Reggie for this.

>>725775337
You don’t have to tell us you’re samefagging Eric. We know you love Other M and can’t pass up the chance to talk about it.

What's the status on tubes? Will this prime game have tubes?

>>725775559
I know that Reggie said that robot was a sentimental drawing of him (or something along those lines), but looking back on it makes me wonder...

>>725765480
Why don't you like video games?

>>725775657
Maybe later in the game, there's a lot of nature shown so no tubes there

>>725775657
Yes they showed a tube in the trailers around end of March-April
It was a tree tube connecting two areas in the first area

>>725775657
Samus has a tube called her pussy

>>725775675
I love video games. I just hate games where the gameplay isn't the focus. Unfortunately Nintendo games stopped focusing on gameplay a long time ago.

>>725775657
Tube status: in.

>>725775778
Mackenzie will find out she has a cloaca covered in feathers

Fucking christ I didn't think it would be this bad. I hope we find out someday what the original development looked like before it got canned.
Maybe it was an actual Prime game and not whatever the fuck this absolute trash is.

>>725775336
Don't forget the people who pretend it doesn't even exist.
Normal people will at least acknowledge it's existence, even if they don't like it. That's what I do.

>>725775808
>I love video games
no you don’t

>>725775460
It's been 15 years. Time to move on.

>>725774492
long enough that he should be stripped of his human rights

>>725775905
I can discuss my favorite video games without needing sales and metacritic scores to validate it. Can you do the same?

*looks at the current famitsu thread*

hmmm, I guess not.

Tube bros, trust me. We will be eating well in a few short weeks.

>>725775657
Space Pirate encrypted data decoded:
We have confirmed the existence of tubes.

Me an incel chuddy following my tall muscular wife

>>725776047
This isn’t a famitsu thread you retarded fucking faggot. Why can’t you just fuck off for once? What would it take for you to shut the fuck up, nigger?

>>725759986 (OP)
>nintendo switch 2 edition
this gives me netflix's N logo energy

>>725776158
Goddamn SHE THICC

>>725775840
Retro cannot make a game that isn’t a second-rate Nintendo IP. Every single one of their projects was cancelled.

>Syluxniggers waiting 20 years for their sequel only to find out his real name is McKenzie
I'm so sorry Anons

I wonder if it'll actually hit a stable 120fps.

>>725776205
Tell you what, I'll leave the thread right now if you at least acknowledge that famitsu threads are cancerous, and that people who worship sales and game journos are just as bad. Acknowledge that games shouldn't need fanservice, and that good gameplay is more important than everything else, and there's no problem with wanting less non-gameplay in a game. Also, it's wrong to spam porn in a gameplay discussion thread.

Can you do that?

>>725776047
>I can’t discuss-
I have never once seen you engage in ‘discussion’ in good faith. Sealioning isn’t discussion, it’s being an annoying shrill faggot. What you do is screech for attention until you get it. And you do get it, every time. Does that bring you a sense of fulfillment?

>>725776158
Please tell me Samus doesn't talk here
Please tell me the conversation isn't full of quips

>>725776506
Why don't you just watch the video yourself?

>>725776506
she doesn't

>>725776417
>I have never once seen you engage in ‘discussion’ in good faith.
Do you consider porn spam "good faith discussion"? You have no problem with the constant shitposting in the famitsu thread.

What counts as good faith discussion?

>>725776506
MercurySteam set the bar of when Samus should talk

>>725776540
I've had enough crushing disappointment for one day, I'd rather not watch Metroid's corpse be dragged through the escort quest ridden mud

>>725776735
Don't worry, Samus doesn't talk. But the Mackenzie guy never shuts up, and inbetween the escort parts is some extremely lame ""puzzles"". Like I'm talking crap you'd see in a korok puzzle in BOTW.

>>725776828
nta but is it "erm that just happened" kind of talking? im fine with it if isn't that

>>725776403
okie dokie, I agree
bye bye, stay out of the next thread too

>>725763265
trumptards lashing out already

>>725776973
>I agree
On what?

>>725774586
>Let's try out these nightmare vision goggles

I just found a leak that says there is an hour long segment of Samus stuck on the toilet where you have to clear a series of quick time events

>>725763107
I too love working myself into an autistic rage over scenarios I made up in my head.

>>725777062
>COMBO

>>725776953
>wow, samus, this door looks straight out of a video game
>haha I bet there's a comically oversized key somewhere to unlock it
>oh, you used your new powers. hah, that's cool. you should totally shoot lasers from your eyes next, like a superhero!

>>725777062
Abiotic Factor minigame

>>725777151
i can't tell if this is shitposting

>>725764630
Yes, we all know you're gay. But what does that have to do with Metroid?

>>725776403
>I'll leave the thread
I doubt it.
>famitsu threads are cancerous
Yes, we all hate them, so why do you constantly cry about them here? Again, this is not a famitsu thread you fucking retard. You are the one talking about famitsu, in this thread, that is not about famitsu. Stupid cunt.
>the games shouldn't need fanservice
Metroid has had fanservice as a reward since day one, way to trip over your own feet and admit you're a secondary. Not that anyone is surprised by that.
>gameplay is more important than anything else
Correct. Good thing Metroid games are known for good gameplay.
>non-gameplay
Retarded schizobabble shit you just made up, and not worth engaging with.
>spam porn in gameplay discussion thread
There it is, lmao. ZSS threads are always separate from metroid threads. You know this, and have admitted as such, and it never stops you from shitting up metroid threads. You are always conspicuously absent from said ZSS threads as well. Almost as if they don't bother you and they're just an excuse to shriek for attention.

Gonna leave now? No? Didn't think so. You can't resist, after all. Looking forward to the (you).

>>725777202
We know Anon, this is a safe space for autists

Why do you keep replying to him?

>>725762776
The worst part is that the motorcycle has the same name as this fucking character from another recent nintendo game

>>725777404
He will samefag and talk to himself if no one talks to him. I for one prefer the fleeting catharsis of calling him a stupid threadshitting nigger, over watching him play with dolls until the thread reaches bump limit.

>>725777552
>He will samefag and talk to himself if no one talks to him
Then leave him be to do so until he gets banned (again)
Never engage with a serial shitposter

>>725777273
>Yes, we all hate them, so why do you constantly cry about them here?
Because Metroid fans always shitposted against series that didn't sell alot. Like they shat on one of my favorite metroid games, Environmental Station Alpha, because it didn't sell as much as Dread. That's why I accused this thread of spreading famitsu cancer.

>Metroid has had fanservice as a reward since day one,
But why? Why should they have this? It never made the games better. It always made them worse because you're constantly being reminded of fleshly weakness underneath Samus' armor. I don't want to play as some over-emotional femoid, I want a cold, soulless robot doing the work. As a supposed fan of Armored Core, I figured you would understand this. When has Armored Core ever been about the emotional journey of the main character?

>Good thing Metroid games are known for good gameplay.
Then explain Other M, and explain why people love Fusion so much, to the point where they get angry at me if I want the option to fast forward past all the boring Adam dialogue.

>Retarded schizobabble shit you just made up, and not worth engaging with.
That "schizobabble" is just saying that gameplay takes precedence over all else. This shouldn't be a controversial take.

>ZSS threads are always separate from metroid threads.
If they were, then you'd condemn them as shitposting.

>>725777404
Because he's a fucking retard and I want him to be reminded every time he types retarded shit

>>725777693
So you weren’t gonna leave the thread huh? Not that anyone expects a creature like you to be a man of integrity. Thanks for the (you).

>>725775808
>Nintendo games stopped focusing on gameplay a long time ago

What weird statement to make considering that's all they do.

>>725777817
Because you couldn't acknowledge even a single point. Every single one you said was wrong. If you hated the famitsu threads, for example, then you can't hate me for hating them. It's contradictory.

>>725777970
Kill yourself retard

>>725777915
see>>725777947

does this look like gameplay?

>>725776953
I translated a couple lines and they seem generic
>Him talking about something they saw and saying hes never seen anything like it
>Him saying don't leave me by myself when they player is avoiding combat and running away as the monsters swarm him

>>725760142
lol and I thought splattering "NINTENDO SWITCH 2 EDITION" all over the physical cases was bad enough.

>>725778059
yeah Metroid Prime has never had cutscenes before lil bro

>>725778105
Why is Retro refusing to fix problems in 25 year old games? Are you telling me they learned nothing over the course of 2 and a half decades? NES games would occasionally crash and stutter, that doesn't mean we should preserve these elements for nostalgia sake.

>>725777947
This... isn't Metroid Prime 4, r-right? I-It's a f-fake leak, right?......right?

>>725777970
Go cry about famitsu in the famitsu thread then, instead of shitting up non-famitsu threads. What is so hard to understand about that? Or are you just a retarded threadshitter? Nigger.
>everything you said was wrong
Oh so
>I will leave the thread actually
>famitsu threads are great, actually
>the games have never had fanservice and I hallucinated all of those samus pinups
>gameplay is not important
>non-gameplay is a good thing
>we should spam porn in discussion threads
Do I have that right? After all you said my post >>725777273 had no correct points! I am interested to hear your response!

I'm not actually, but that won't stop you from giving it.

>>725760142
Kek imagine watching
>Citizen Kane: Blu-RayTM Edition

let's guess acfag's weight

I'm gonna guess ~430lbs. imagine the smell

>time travel game
>sylux has history of hating samus
>McKenzie works with samus in the past section
McKenzie will become Sylux as a result of something Samus causes

>>725778290
You said I was wrong on every single point.

>it was wrong for me to hate famitsu threads
>according to you, Metroid literally cannot survive without fanservice (which means you've apparently never played Metroid Prime 1)
>if Metroid doesn't have photorealistic graphics and epic cinematic storytelling, the series is unplayable (again a signal that you haven't played NEStroid)
>me wanting less clutter getting in the way of gameplay is a bad thing
>hating ZSS spam is bad

This is what you told me.

Wonder if they're gonna bring the spazer beam into first person?

>debate with me!!! wahhh! respond to my points!!!! wahh!!!
fuckin idiot

>>725778526
Kill yourself retard

I like the idea of Samus having friends to work with. I'm not apposed to this sort of thing at all.

>region called espesura iracunda AKA angry thicket
>For what looks like the chillest area in the game

HOLY SHIT THE ACTUAL TITLE SCREEN JUST LEAKED!!!!!

>>725771943
Is this the current "cool and badass helmet" meta?

>>725778526
lmao what a stupid faggot, it boggles the mind that you are somehow able to hold entire threads hostage when you are this much of a retard.

>>725778771
This is your idea of game discussion.

>>725765519

Is this really indicative of thread quality?

>300+ replies over a still image of a menu we haven't seen in motion
ludo

>>725778849
>another unrelated thread
Could it be you're finally running out of ideas?

so, ROM where?

>>725773595
I'm coping that this and the bike are bit parts that won't sour the whole thing

>>725763107
I've yet to play Bananza and a small contributor to that is that I don't want Cappy 2.0 to keep talking in my ear, I'm hoping there's no annoying ass friend that won't shut up that Nintendo seemingly has gotten attached to

>>725778958
It's a Nintendo thread, how is it unrelated?

>>725759986 (OP)
>>725778629
METROID BEYOND? MORE LIKE METROID BEHIND

>actual metroid prime gameplay looks smooth and beautiful
>but there is a retarded bike hub and literal chatty NPC escort missions, the worst fad of the early 2010's
Getting mixed feelings on this one, bros.

>>725778363
It's been too long since I've played the Primes. Are these from the Prime remasters or the new game?

>>725778924
There's some preview footage someone uploaded early by accident too.

>>725778924
typical nintendr*ne tendie tendencies

>>725779156
>anon thought he was looking at flaaghra
easy mistake to make, considering how uninspired beyond is

>>725778924
I one just posted this picture with no text and it got the max replies. Samus is popular here.

>>725779194
At least they're not spamming cheese pizza to get the thread deleted. They tend to do that when people criticize Nintendo.

>>725779227
I wonder if this is canonically before Super, by the time she gets to Spore Spawn she must be sick of these fuckers

Wow the shitposters here really doesn't want another Nintendo success, lmao

>>725779262
That was you, acpedonigger, and everyone knows it. Truly the worst piece of shit on /v/, and I look forward to the day you die screaming and crying like a baby.

>>725779227
kek

>>725769394
>>725769446
>>725774586
>>725777947

C-3PO looking motherfucker

>>725779478
You always say this, but without proof. the fandoms that regularly sexualize minors would be far more guilty of this claim, IMO.

>>725778651
Sylux's first appearance was all the way back in '06, anon

>>725779609
fuck off acpedo

rebbit thread

>>725762375
It's the Phazon and PED suits for me

>>725779609
nigger

why the fuck does the kirby racing game have multiple directs when it's just a shitty mariokart clone, and there is no metroid direct?

did sakurai make a contact demanding a direct or what?

>>725779007
I actually clawed back a little hopium after the latest trailer had no spoken dialogue in it at all, which is fucking rare these days, but now I've lost all of that thanks to the fucking tutorial escort quest

>>725779715
>>725779660
You're kinda proving my point by posting a picture of Pokemon. Just saying.

>>725779730
Sakurai needs to be babied so he can move on to the next Smash, which is what Nintendo truly cares about. If all it takes is two directs for him, so be it.

>>725779730
He probably just wanted to make Directs so people could embrace his autism, and maybe buy his game. Who knows.

>>725777947
Bro look at this character design this shit look like the conduit 3 lmao

>>725779141
Yeah there is a tangible inconsistency of vision. Everything that looks like "regular metroid prime" looks fantastic, but all of the 'new' stuff looks fucking stupid. The psychic powers are whatever, the bike is ugly, the annoying tagalong NPC is right out of a Sony game. I suppose it makes sense considering it's not even the same Retro anymore. Same ingredients, different chef, so the recipe gets fucked. Might still be tasty, might taste like shit.
>erm is t-that a f-food analogy
Preemptively telling anon to fuck off.

>>725779825
nigger

>>725779838
thats the sense I get, direct for kirby racing or no new smash

>>725779825
and I'm just saying you're an annoying faggot and I hope your death makes the news

>>725779982
So you don't consider week long famitsu spam annoying? But me wanting to discuss Metroid is the worst thing ever?

>>725778472
Definitely sub-150. Why do you think he's so scared of women?

>>725778979
If it absolutely has to be a key part, the faux-pen world levels of Doom TDA weren't horrible for what was once a tight FPS, and probably meshes better with the genre than when Nintendo tried it with Bowser's Fury. The possible problem is how far everything's gonna spaced, and how much of it is bland low-poly padding to hide loading/asset streaming. At any rate, Prime 4 was never gonna be a pure linearvania FPS in 2025

>>725780087
you're the only one in this thread talking about famitsu you absolute retarded fucking cunt, you came to a metroid thread desperate to make it a famitsu thread, because you are a habitual threadshitting nigger.
>b-but I just want to discuss-
*shits loudly on your monitor* discuss your gaping axe wound next, freak.

>>725760142
seriously, they need to put Switch 1 Edition on the other version's title screen and box art

>>725761625
I believe it will be a leap forward for Metroid. The original Prime took after Ocarina of Time, and this one is taking after Breath of the Wild.

>>725779730
Sakurai thinks he is Nintendo’s Kojima.

>>725780348
Actually, my first posts were showing disdain for Nintendo trying to feminize Samus, and you're the one who came in and said that Nintendo games are perfect because they sell alot, aka you were worshipping famitsu.

>>725780441
At least Sakurai can make a game that's fun.

>>725780475
retarded pedo. cunnyposting really does make you a stupid nigger

>>725765480
>>725765885
problem officer?

>>725780580
My first posts were here

>>725762574
>>725763107
>>725764630
Funny, none of them even mentions famitsu.

>>725779730
>Air Riders is a Mario Kart clone
Retard
>Metroid Prime needs a direct
Turbo retard, it’s a first person luzzle game where the vast majority of powers will be the same from the first 3 entries

>>725780659
>n-no I didn't actually obsess about off-topic board drama for the entire thread
kill yourself

>>725779730
When Retro makes a game as big as Smash and doesn't fail the first try at Prime 4 so hard that Nintendo had to remaster Prime 1 to train the newbie devs then you can get your own direct.
In the mean time shut the fuck up

>>725780786
I'm just saying, the fandom really shouldn't spam thread after thread obsessing over sales, if you don't want it coming back to bite you.

>nooooo not the le ebin open world
it's so over for you no game faggots

>>725780850
retro didn't work on the cancelled build, retard.

>>725780907
so you admit to shitting up the thread with off-topic retardation because it hurt your widdle autist feelings, got it.

>>725760142
>as an artistic work
Thank god these people don’t play games and are being fired en masse from the gaming industry

>>725780997
I'm not shitting up the thread, just pointing out that your obsession with sales has ruined the board as a whole. You lowered the standards of discussion because you wanted to console war. Merely pointing out this fact is not shitposting.

We will never have a proper metroid thread again, aren't we?

It's amazing that every single big Nintendo game gets the exact same shrieking raging dog-fucking treatment from /v/.

>>725781275
Not until Eric is hunted down and raped to death.

>>725781275
It's the monkey paw. We got a prime 1 remaster, Dread, and Prime 4 in a 2 year period after a decade+ drought. As a result, we will not have another comfy metroid thread.

>>725781275
We had one on 3DS.

>>725780850
retro was not working on prime until after they ditched the original project.

>>725759986 (OP)
Wake me when there's a sequel to Dread, or just a Switch 2 port of Dread with maybe some more content or something. Prime just never really did it for me, and I've tried to love it.

>>725781275
People just need to ignore ACfag's post and remember pic related exist. I assume it's mostly him replying to himself but anyone who takes his obvious bait is just as retarded.

>>725781275
I mean we never did thanks to ACfag but now it's gotten worse thanks to console warriors. When the next new big Switch 2 release comes out they'll give up on Prime 4 and change targets.

>>725781692
Did you ever try Echoes? I'm more into the 2D games too, and that one is a top 3 Metroid game for me.

>>725781275
>>725781278
>>725781751
>>725781736
I assume you also consider famitsu threads to be flamewars and shitposting?

Sonyndia marketing squad hitting full force itt lmal

>>725781736
it's cute that you think the tranny jannies will do anything about their favorite schizo

>>725762776
To be completely fair, a talking motorcycle isn't always a dealbreaker
But it certainly is in this series

>>725779909
>food analogy
kek. You’re right of course. Beyond feels like it’s trying to be “like” other games to be more popular, which is retarded. It is better off being Metroid. If it can’t survive as itself, it should just die once and for all DESU

>>725781275
21 more days friendo

>>725781341
>>725781440
>>725781448
>>725781736
>>725781751
I just don't want metroid threads to suffer the same fate of guilty gear or god of war

>>725781275
It will be nice to swing by the board a week or two after release and enjoy maybe ONE good metroid thread before ACpedo starts shitting them up again. Assuming, of course, he also bothers playing this game at least once before going back to being an annoying faggot.

>>725782541
Well they're sure as shit not going to get better so long as we have dedicated shitposters hovering over the catalog and waiting to fuck up every thread. Metroid threads are literally only ever good when these freaks are asleep.

>>725782552
>>725782541
Let's hope you guys actually try to discuss the game. That would be nice for a change, instead of the shit that's been occurring for the past 15 years.

The game looked really great in the footage, but yeah, that NPC wouldn’t shut the fuck up. Hopefully not a full game thing. Maybe he gets picked off by Sylux to raise the emotional stakes or something

>>725782668
fuck off retard, you are responsible for these threads being dogshit, and you deserve every bit of hate you get and worse.

>>725781798
Is that 2? I think I missed that one, because it got caught up in the '04/'05 hype storm of stuff like Halo 2, MGS3, Resident Evil 4, God of War, etc.

>>725782730
I'm not the one who spams famitsu threads, nor am I the one who spams ZSS porn. I criticize Metroid and Nintendo, these are not shitposts.

>>725759986 (OP)
>IT LOOKS LIKE AN ANUS
Go see a doctor about your sharp anus teeth.

>>725782802
>still obsessing over famitsu shit in an unrelated thread
unironically die screaming, fag.

>>725782905
All I'm asking is for you to condemn the famitsu threads, and to say that it's okay for a game to not sell 50 million copies. If you're the same guy from before who claimed to be an Armored Core fan, and if you're a genuine Metroid fan, you should understand the hatred that one would have for people who only care about sales metrics and famitsu and metacritic.

You should know that these things should never be used to define a game, no matter how much you agree with it. You can say that it's unrelated to this one, but you guys always show up in famitsu threads to gloat about sales. You did it for 3 years when Dread came out. Explain that.

>>725782757
Yeah it's Prime 2. In all fairness a ton of good games came out that year, but it's gone on to become a sort of cult classic which is nice.
>>725783125
Fuck off nigger, we're talking about Metroid in this thread, something you aren't known for. Kill yourself.

So we’re going to get more previews tomorrow?

well shit this thread confirmed everything I was expecting. It's Prime 3 all over again

>>725783274
probably a dozen more like this, same area I'm betting

>>725783274
yes

I'm glad no one can ever can take away the fact that Samus is a woman who is feminine and she gets undressed at the ending.

>>725783389
This WOULD explain why the fandom loves Other M so much.

>>725783362
What are the issues with 3? I only ever played a bit of it as a lid

I played through Prime 2 and 3 for the first time recently in prep for Prime 4 and I think I got hard filtered by Prime 2. I thought ammo management was tedious and the key hunt at the end pissed me off, Prime 1 handled it way better. But maybe I just need to give it another playthrough or two sometime? Really enjoyed the bosses, though.

>>725783379
>>725783387
Cool. Hopefully they have played at least a bit more than this section to have a better sense of the overall game structure, even if the footage is only from this part

>>725783450
Don't ever respond to me again nigger

>>725783472
>exceedingly linear, like insultingly so
>hour after hour of monologuing, talking, dialogue and excess words
>goes out of its way to prevent any kind of sequence breaking
>boring fetch quests
>tries to make us sympathetic to the hunters, who only show up for 5 seconds and then die
>gimmicky items that get used maybe once, and then stop being useful

It's the worst of the series for a reason.

>>725783472
Level design got really simplified and it started focusing more on NPC interactions and using the wiimote to solve puzzles instead of making the world a big puzzle.

>>725759986 (OP)
But what about THE BABY?

>>725783546
>But maybe I just need to give it another playthrough or two sometime?
Once you do this the game will feel better, happened to me too.

>>725783649
I'm just quoting you, anon. You said samus being feminine and getting undressed was the most important part of Metroid.

The heat distortion effect from the arm cannon looks sick

>>725777693
Anon, it's 2025. You can come out of the closet, no one will judge you for that.

>>725781275
I said this ten years ago and absolutely nothing has changed since.

>>725783546
The final key hunt is best used as an excuse to get 100% items, they are typically in places where you will find the last items you need if you explore adjoining rooms thoroughly. It is definitely remembered for the bosses and puzzles over anything else tho.

>>725775116
So you basically don't like the franchise

>>725783705
Yeah. I played Prime 1 so much that I essentially mapped out in my head the most optimal route in the game to get 100% and I forgot what starting from scratch felt like. I'm sure I'll enjoy it more on repeat.

>>725783817
It'd be impressive how one autist can hold an entire series of threads hostage for so long if they weren't the threads about the game I like the most. If anyone ever doxxed him, I'd be the one to kill ACfag. I'd drop everything and make the trip, same day. That pedo faggot better hope his name and address never get leaked.

>>725783795
Do you hate Metroid Prime 1 for never having any ZSS fanservice?

>>725783546
Prime 2's key hunt is the most egregious I agree.
In prime you end up finding many of the keys before you go for the final key hunt. In prime 2 the key hunt felt like it basically started only once you got the light suit. In prime 3, the key hunt is almost nonexistant because by playing the game you find enough to do whats necessary, and the rest are only if you want to explore more of the derelict ship

>>725771612
he said why it's a bad thing to him and you reply with "i don't see how it's a bad thing" because you're too stupid to reply "it doesn't bother me" You are the most retardedest nigger

>>725779973
What's up with this myth that Sakurai is holding Smash hostage and using it as leverage for Air Riders? He didn't even plan on making it until Nintendo asked him to do so. Odds are Nintendo nudges him into making Directs and he gladly complies because he likes talking about the games he works on.

>>725783986
>I wish I could literally murder someone for having a different opinion

>>725784352
Some dumbfuck “leaker” and it being believable in the reductive, naive logic of “Smash makes a ton of money, so Nintendo would only allows Sakurai to make Smash!”

>acpedo is hated in armored core threads now
kek, that warms my heart.

>>725784513
Woah check it out guys, ACfag is spamming ZSS porn!

>>725782668
>725781736
We were discussing the game until you came in and shat everything up as you always do.

>>725784776
Spamming sales and metacritic scores is far from my idea of game discussion. if you really wanted to talk about the game, then why is there a famitsu thread up right now? Why have we had non-stop famitsu threads for the past several years?

>>725784352
air riders doesnt need 2 fucking directs. it's a niche racing game and not nearly on par with mariokart.

>>725784865
>still thinks the metroid thread and the famitsu thread are one and the same
>therefore will never stop shitting up the metroid thread
We used to kill people like you for less.

>>725784874
What does that have to do with his question, schizo?

>>725785026
Do you agree with the posters in the famitsu thread? Do you think that a game is dogshit if it doesn't sell 50 million copies? Because that's the sentiment I've gotten from metroid threads for 15 years, ironic since Metroid doesn't sell as much compared to Mario or Zelda.

>>725784874
look at the amount of content in that game,and then look at how successful sakurai's youtube channel was. its a no brainer for busniess men. it being niche doesn't matter.

>>725785148
nobody in this thread gives a fuck about the famitsu thread you stupid fucking NIGGER

holy shit, jesus christ, why are you fucking obsessed with this shit? no one here talks about the famitsu threads because we don't fucking like them, you are the one bringing that shit into the metroid thread you actual retarded gorilla nigger

someone hunt this faggot down already

>>725784665
Acfag or sybb? The world may never know

>>725763265
Projecting much?

21 more days until the ceremonious booty blasting

>>725761170
>All of the Switch 2 Editions do it
no they don't pokemon legends Z-A doesn't, pretty sure the zelda games don't

>>725785368
>no one here talks about the famitsu threads because we don't fucking like them,
And yet your fandom is the one that regularly gloats about sales and game journo acclaim. You gloat about winning the console war and how Nintendo is the best and most perfect company in the world, so congrats. It's a little too late to act like NOW you care about game discussion, after 15 years of console warring.

You think this game will set up a sequel or be a one and done for Sylux?

>>725785945
fuck off stupid nigger retard

ENTER

>>725774586
-ACK

>>725761010
I'm banking on 7 or 8 too. If the reviewers give it an 8, it looks like a game that will feel like a 7.

>>725786129
If I was wrong, then come release day, not a single Metroid fan would use metacritic scores or sales to shitpost against other fandoms. I would be pleasantly surprised if Prime 4's release window was not marred with console war shitposting.

>>725786130
My knees are feeling weary…

>>725783819
>>725784052
I always get whatever Sky Temple Keys are available as soon as I can. The three or so when you first get the Dark Visor, then when others become available I'll get them before continuing on, until the only ones left are the four that absolutely need the Light Suit. Saving all of them for the very end is how and why it becomes tedious.

>>725786135
We must be better Hunters.

>>725786392
you will be the one shitposting as always you subhuman faggot, fuck off

>We actually get real news
>ACfag still ruins the thread anyway
>again
Fortunately, the impotent screeching of a failed man and the perpetual low quality of metroid threads has no bearing on the actual quality of the games. I will be happy not to think about any of you faggots, ACpedo especially, while finally enjoying kino. See you next thread, retards.

>>725786451
Just ignore him, man. Jannies obviously won’t do anything, and this is the only attention he gets in his life. Deprive him of it

>>725786130
Why does master chief have a ponytail?

after all these years is it finally correct to call the protagonist metroid now?

>>725786135
I wonder if we'll ever see who or what's under that armor.

>>725786608
>I will be happy not to think about any of you faggots, ACpedo especially, while finally enjoying kino.
Which means you'll be spending a majority of the time in the famitsu threads, gloating about the game selling a ton. Come on man, you owe it to yourself to be honest.

>>725759986 (OP)
>IT LOOKS LIKE AN ANUS

The new Giraffe BJ

I really do wonder what a thread would look like with actual discussion while ACfag just samefags in the background with no one to engage with it.

But will there be lore in this game?

>>725786574
I believe a little payback is in order.

Samus did destroy his body and left him for dead.

>>725784865
Where are those in this thread?

Guys you're forgetting the most important part: we're closer to having the full OST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NBq-6gRJgw

>>725786792
man those famitsu threads really got you seething up a storm lately, I'll make sure to post one tomorrow so you have this retarded melty all over again. you'll find some reason to shitpost anyway, might as well make you mad about it.

>>725786858
you underestimate just how much he will samefag for attention. and if he doesn't get it, he'll just flood the thread with cunny until it gets deleted. you are dealing with advanced mental illness here. death is the only cure.

>Me: I like Pancakes
>You: So you dislike Pizza, huh
As I said, never reply to me again, you sack of shit

>>725786881
see>>725786927

So much for wanting to discuss the games.

>>725786872
He does pack a big cannon.

Bros, I can't wait for tomorrow.

I fucking love metroid.

>>725787060
It's called sealioning, and frankly anyone who does it should be forcefully castrated without anesthesia.

Should I play the prime trilogy?
I've only played the 2D metroids.

>>725783546
objective ranking

>>725762776
are we pretending people don't name their ships/cars/bikes now?

>>725787079
TF2 is shit, and exposes you as a retarded autist.

>>725787079
You were the first one to bring them up so you could use your own post as your justification for shitting up the thread.

>>725786892
This song is so good, I have full confidence in the soundtrack

>>725787289
Your fandom has been spamming famitsu threads for almost a decade now. Take some responsibility.

>>725787196
it's a real wonder that this perfectly sums up his entire gimmick and yet this retarded board humors him anyway

>>725779730
Sakurai probably just asked "hey can we do a direct" its not like they cost a lot of money to make. Retro is probably too stupid to ask.

>>725787237
Wtf, this is total shithow

>>725780087
maybe don't spam famitsu threads all week if you don't want to see them faggot, we all know its either you or one of your buddies trying to get the threads banned.

>the faggot is replying to himself

kek

>>725787403
Retro doesn't have a Sakurai
In the talent and PR sense

>>725787382
>acfag admits he's no longer a metroid fan
So why are you still being such a cunt?

Will Samus look like this or like she looks in smash?

>>725787562
Like this

>>725787485
I've never made a famitsu thread.

>trying to get the threads banned.
Maybe they should be banned for being generals that have no game discussion in them?

>>725787520
To be honest, I'm not a Metroid fan anymore. I'll play Metroid once in a while, but I can't associate with the fandom because of how much they despise non-nintendo games. Like I can't even recommend some of my favorite Metroidvanias because anything that isn't a console exclusive is seen as bad.

Like nobody here has ever played Environmental Station Alpha, which is an old 'vania I'd recommend, but since it's not a Nintendo exclusive, it gets alot of ugly looks. A real shame, I do still like the games, but the fandom is too full of console war shitposting to enjoy discussion.

>>725787562
Samus will be based on Dread

Sylux will rep the Prime series

I honestly thought ACfag killed himself

I haven’t see him since the April happening

Real face Samus > Anime Face Samus

>>725787217
Yes

>>725787764
You haven’t been paying attention then

>>725787857
remaster, gamecube, or wii?

>>725787929
For prime 1? Definitely the remaster

>>725787929
Remaster is fantastic for the modern control options alone.

>>725787929
Hear the menu themes of each game on youtube, play the Wii Trilogy

>>725787994
>>725788043
Alright.
Prime 2 - gamecueb or wii?

>>725787518
Also... has there ever been a Direct juet for a game made by a Western studio?

>>725788074
For Prime 2&3 I'd go for Wii.

I was hoping they would get ported to Switch but idk what Nintendo's plans are with those games.

>>725788178
No, that's dumb

>>725787893
Anything important I missed?

Will we get to see what he looks like underneath?

>>725787719
>not a metroid fan
Feels free to fuck off from the thread then.

>>725787719
>I'm not a Metroid fan anymore.
THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN ARE HERE THEN JACKASS?

>>725788340
It'll be like that guy wearing a mask saying 'HATE' and then underneath it's 'MORE HATE'.

>>725788531
>>725788368
Honestly, I don't know. Maybe I should steer clear of these threads,, since it's clear the fandom hates every game I like, and only cares about sales and fiscal profits. We've drifted too far apart, since I still enjoy games that don't make millions of dollars in financial gain for a corporation.

>>725788340
It's the Metroid Prime using Sylux's suit
It was Dark Sylux all along, Sylux died in Prime Hunters all those years ago

>>725788832
yeah whatever fag as long as you go away I don’t care what you believe. just fuck off. please. fuck off.

>>725788832
I would love it if you left these threads and the threads of every other fanbase you try to stir shit with (Xenoblade, Zelda, Splatoon, whatever).

Have your pity party somewhere else

>>725788243
The rumor was that a B team was gonna do basic ports of them, but that would have happened by now. If they only remastered Prime 1 to get the newer Retro employees up to speed, then maybe they were never gonna touch 2 & 3.
Anyway, see you guys in the next totally-normal-and-on-topic Metroid thread.

>>725761170
The audience for the console is children and casuals, it's probably good that they let them know if they bought the wrong version if it doesn't show that.

>>725788832
>every game I like
None? Kill yourself retard

>>725787237
Pretty good list, but Pinball kinda sucks.

>>725780435
>leap forward for Metroid.
>taking after Breath of the Wild
That's not a good thing.

>>725759986 (OP)
I don't give a fuck about it. If it's not wiimote it's worthless. Metroid Prime without wiimote is an insult.
The best controls so far shunned is enraging.
I hate nintendo.