Thread 725765002

The November 2025 GTA "Zanzibarto" incident
GTA sisters, our response?

>>725765002 (OP)
you're clinically an incel

You're all gonna buy it day one

>>725765002 (OP)
It's true and it's still gonna be kino.

What will 6 have that we haven't already done a million times? Like... In this kind of game what possible feature or mechanic can they add that's actually unique, new or original?

Fact is. That kind of game has been done to death. It's just retreading the same old shit.

>>725765002 (OP)
Still more fun than any other games
5 was the weakest entry but it still had fun missions and memorable moments

They forgot the mandatory air vehicle missions that control like shit, the pointless minigames, and the terrible shooting, but that's pretty spot on.

>>725765337
If they can do rdr2 (the level of detail with good ai and physics etc) in the modern setting it'll be more than enough to satisfy everyone

>>725765002 (OP)
I vaccinated my sons anus with my penis syringe and now he's GAY.

The only thing I'm hyped for is dying in an alien invasion

>>725765193
I never bought 5, why would I buy 6?

Hmm, that's weird. My urlbar doesn't say x.com...

>>725765162
>>725765193
>>725765206
>>725765340
Why are Rockstar of David cocksuckers like this?

>>725765002 (OP)
I don't really get why GTA is this popular
I get why it's popular, just not to this insane degree. There are so many games out there, it really doesn't do anything special in any regard.

Why do rightoids hate fun?

>>725765002 (OP)
I still haven’t played GTAV

>>725765560
They make good games

>>725765590
You have to understand, it's the intersection of the CoDkiddies and the EA Sports demographic.

>>725765002 (OP)
He's not wrong, but what makes the games famous are the little details. RDR2 is your standard sad cowboy tale, but no other game could do it with even half as many intricacies. Rockstar is peerless in this regard. Enslaving your employees and refusing them the right to be present for the births of their children is the path to greatness.

>>725765340
>5 was the weakest entry but it still had fun missions
Like the one with the submarine?
>and memorable moments
Like when you finish the one with the submarine and then have to return it without being able to do anything else with it because you can't actually have a fun mission in that piece of shit game?

>>725765421
The people trying to force it to flop are delusional. RDR2 came out 6 years ago and is still selling. It's the same shit. It's now the 4th highest selling game of all time. Rightoids desperately want to continue the everything must flop narrative and GTA6 is the white whale.

>>725765615
to busy defending pedo in chief and hating trans people

gta is the biggest normalfag game there is
even moreso than fifa and madden

>>725765703
I liked lamar
Some of the Michel missions
Early travor missions
That heat rip off

>>725765340
5 was weak as fuck but gta online is a great time that isn't matched by anything else

>>725765751
trvke

>>725765812
>That heat rip off
That was in 4 though

>>725765590
It's fun to fuck around in, and the whole concept is making fun of amerimutt society

>>725765193
Why would I buy it when all of its cutscenes are going to be uploaded to YouTube the next day?

>>725765590
it is THE open world fuck around game that every other open world fuck around game aped off of

>>725765751
Zoomers are too young to remember the "50 Cent: Blood on the Sand" era of normie-chasing, when hip hop suddenly became a marketing tactic but niggas don't want to play anything without guns and pimpin' and smackin hoes. Halo gets a lot of shit for ushering in the brown and bloom dudebro era of gaming, but there were other prongs in that multi-front attack.

>>725765421
lol, lmao even.
muh AI
>have either negative or positive response for ever interaction, both can trigger npcs to become hostile
>enemies cant take cover properly
>deriving from the one approach for a mission is auto game over
and dont forget muh physics
>just funny looking ragdolls
>jumping funny from a certain angle can sometimes trigger insta death
wow, such advanced physics
>dont forget the pretty looking skybox which is scripted btw

amazing... zoomers, i kneel.

After the effort they put in RDR2, I could maybe see GTA 6 having a proper story. Problem is that its set in modern day florida.

>>725765590
First and most accessible sandbox game. FarCry appeals to a specific niche that wants to see muh charismatic villains and commentaries on nature, GTA appeals to anyone who understands what a criminal is and would like to pretend being one.

>>725765002 (OP)
This is unironically how I felt playing 5 and why idgaf about 6

>>725765686
rdr2 was great, i loved all the missions where... i walked slowly through a town and killed 50000 random npcs that offered zero threat

>>725766001
>Halo gets a lot of shit for ushering in the brown and bloom dudebro era of gaming
Which retards blame Halo for that?

>>725766063
The few story beats we know suggest it's going to get more conspiratorial. The protagonists uncover some kind of deep state plot after committing a small scale robbery.

>>725765751
It's insane that anyone questions this instead of just owning it or saying "yeah it's slop but we all enjoy slop sometimes". GTA is only a great video game to middle schoolers.

>>725765002 (OP)
Pretty spot-on summary of my own thoughts on GTA. The series has always been grossly overrated, maybe once VI drops and the hype dies down the normalfag masses will finally pick up on that.

>>725765590
>I don't really get why GTA is this popular
>I get why it's popular, just not to this insane degree. There are so many games out there, it really doesn't do anything special in any regard.

It's just right place, right time with GTA3. They had basically the same mechanics in Body Harvest and that flopped.

>>725766172
pc fps gamers in the 90s

>>725765002 (OP)
who tf is hyped for this goofy ah game

>>725765002 (OP)
Any game sounds uninteresting when you break it down to its bare essentials

>>725766172
Halo itself was not brown and bloom, but it brought in a demographic that brown and bloom appealed to, and thus companies chased the faux-grit aesthetic. That's how we got Resistance, Gears of War, GWoT-era Call of Duty, Killzone, etc.

Ironically, Marathon was more visually brown and bloom than Halo.

>>725766193
Avatar Syndrome. Everyone insisted that was a one-off slop fest and then second one broke 2 billion.

>>725765002 (OP)
I've only played gta 2, 3 and 5. I never made it far in 3 because it was so lame. 5 was okay I guess, pretty lame but okay.

>>725766287
The arenafags are a weird breed. It's them who generally shit on Halo. They also tend to shit on the actual classic FPS games. I don't want to know those guys and their endless whining about non-arena shooters.

Or my favorite type of mission:
>drive to a place and kill 1 (one) guy
Yes, GTA 4 is my favorite.

>>725766339
>Any game sounds uninteresting when you break it down to its bare essentials
Doom: You shoot hordes of demons with different types of guns
Mario: Bing Bing Wahoo
Need for Speed: Need for Speed

Do these sound interesting or uninteresting to you?

Does anyone even play GTA for the story?
Most of the time everyone I see playing it just goes to commit terrorism and kill cops

>>725765590
you can drive cars around and do cool motorcycle tricks too
what's not to like

>>725766193
why do i just know you have an anime pfp on discord

>>725765590
It appeals to stupid people, poor people, and third worlders - same as FIFA, Fortnite, and CoD/Battlefield. These people are quintessential normalfags and there's way more of them in the market than any other demographic by a landslide. These are the people that give mumble rap and pop songs 100M+ views on YouTube. They're legion.

>>725765193
Nah I don't think I will. I have a next gen console as well as pc but the backlog isn't getting any smaller. I just simply don't care anymore. There is a limit and cockstar should suffer the loss, they're also an anti worker rights company. I can experience the whole game on /v/ thru webms

>>725766524
Better than a typical V mission of
>drive to place and don't even shoot anyone, but just walk into a marker and return to vehicle or do some shitty minigame you will never do again anyway

forced thread

>>725765002 (OP)
I love how this makes GTA faggots seethe and froth at the mouth

>>725765002 (OP)
Why is there any hype at all for the GTA6 single player after GTAV?

>>725766129
I think the game sucked, but the detail is indisputable, and that's why these games still command attention.

>>725766594
You'd like that wouldn't you, Mr. Pedophile

>>725766339
But GTA's bare essentials are
>mediocre cover shooting
>okay driving
>garbage writing
GTA does nothing but blend a lot of unimpressive things together. It's not a real video game.

>>725766617
I applaud your restriant in not using one of your 1000s of anime pictures while posting that

>>725766782
hopefully they learned their lesson. gta v would have made 3 times as much money if they included normal vehicle handling in the settings menu

>>725766545
Yes. GTA 4 had an exceptional story and they all have entertaining cutscenes. The cutscenes never drag on for too long and are usually pretty funny when they aren't actively developing the plot. They're a perfectly paced break from the gameplay. Definitely a highlight of the franchise

>>725765193
i have never bought nor played gta 5

>>725766287
>pc fps gamers in the 90s
they have no room to talk given their love of Quake, arguably the brownest shooter in existence

>>725766594
I'd have to have discord for that to be true.

>>725765193
i pirated the 3 trilogy
i pirated 4
4 was such a bad game i didn't want to play any rockstar product, and haven't

>>725766545
No one with standards. The praise that gaming journalism has had for the writing in GTA since 2001 is really just a reflection of the low standards the gaming audience has in general for characters and storytelling.

>>725766845
Why would I do that? Who do you think watches anime? Stuck up elitists? Nice try, but it's the same Juans and Pedros that grew up with DBZ and buy every new shooter and every annual sports release. Next time youre getting your car worked on, take a good look at the techs - those guys wear hunter x hunter and naruto merch unironically.

>>725766545
>story
3 >>> vc > 4 > sa >>> 5

>>725765703
My favorite part in GTA is when you did a mission and the game cucked you out of a reward and mocked you haha that was so fun and they did it over and over and over and over haha.

>>725765615
why cant leftists grow up?

>>725767221
so true sis

>>725766594
>>725766845
You nuked that niqqa from orbit. Well done. Just admiring the carnage

>>725766816
So I'm supposed to buy gta6 after ALL this shit just so I can experience the le heckin chungus minute detail that they don't let other devs use?
Nah. It's kid s o y shit getting wowed over tech details just like gta is for kids or manbabies that don't play other games (also kids)

>>725765002 (OP)
I wouldn't mind that format if it was fun to do. The shooting, driving, movement, everything in GTA just feels so mediocre with its only saving grace being variety in an open world.

>>725767543
That's two people. Or is this a regular gta thread thing like the schizo who calls everyone snoypedoeric in every Nintendo thread? Im not usually in these.

Rockstar has never made a good game.

>>725765002 (OP)
it's gonna be fun seeing all shitskin tendies and pcvalvepoopjeets seethe and shit their diapers when this game breaks all sales records within a day

>>725765162
What's the cure?

>>725765856
5 also had that mission where you had to use garbage truck

>>725768179
Fr fr no cap thats what I said when the last taylor swift album dropped. Only the best stuff breaks volume records.

>>725765590
because they're good and have fun gameplay
oh wait, i see why /v/alvejeets and /v/intendies hate this series now

>>725766059
All of that is more fun than all the retarded number based gatcha games v/tards are obsessed with

>>725765193
I haven't played a GTA since San Andreas

People that seethe over GTA are such losers. Being a TRUE GAMER is the lamest thing to brag about.

>>725768319
>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
Imagine my shock. Post hand, Hector.

>>725768319
>have fun gameplay

>>725765590
okay sure name a replacement to GTA

>>725768370
>xe instantly jumps to comparing GTA to gachashit in order to prove how superior it is
lmao

Mediocre games that get lionized because they licensed so much music for their games.

GTA is just scripted story spectacles but the actual moment to moment gameplay is pretty mid at best

>>725765002 (OP)
the difference between this and the zanzibart shit is that your average GTAfag isn’t going to deny that’s what makes the games enjoyable, unlike soulsfags that try to pretend the writing deeper than it actually is. You buy GTA to fuck around with pretty graphics and hear to stupid ass jokes

>>725768179
>>725768319

PeDOric.....

>>725768621
>>725768841
let's see you feeble grind a piaggio in another game

>>725768686
Name 3 games that are good according to you

>>725765619
You should play it, the crazy guy is funny
>>725766259
True. I remember when GTA3 came out. The normie parents freaked the fuck out. They were writing letters to congressmen and the editor of their newspaper and they successfully got it pulled from shelves in stores for several months. The violence was only a little bit of a problem, it was hiring hookers they were really upset about.

>>725768315
yeah, suddenly bragging about sales bothers you, doesn't it, shitskin trannitsu valvepoopjeetpedotendie?
>>725768441
>SAAR YUU USE WORD I NOT LIKE SAAR!
kek stupid butthurt shitskin
>>725768621
post what games you play that have better gameplay

I find GTA pretty boring
Fine if people like it, I just don't get the hype.

>>725768970
Post hand

>>725768912
knew all the hate for gta came from shitskin pedo ninjeets

>>725765951
>playing a game for cutscenes
just watch a movie

why do pajeets hate gta suddenly? is it because of the racist memes?

Daily reminder that pic related is what Nintenpals think is a good game in 2025

>>725768970
>post what games you play that have better gameplay
Any racing game since the PS2.
Any shooter since 1996.

>>725765193
i bought Red Dead 2 for 10 dollars 4 years after its release, watched the main story on youtube, and spent all my time in-game exploring and hunting on a downloaded save

>>725769406
So Wreckfest and BeamNG? Two games? It's been 17 years.

>>725765193
the last gta game i bought was 3

imagine its 2025 and you still care about fucking gta lol even lmao

>>725769231
nintards love to glaze slop that are pretty much considered lame and boring by the rest of the gaming community outside of their cult

If you boil down aspects of a game in a reductive, uncharitable way then the game sounds dumb... whoa...

>>725769638
You're the weird one

how are ninjeets and valvejeets gonna cope when the game just keeps selling instead of flopping? i hope they will livestream their pathetic suicides, it'll be the highlight of their worthless lives

>>725765590
It has a very wide appeal base. Pretty much everyone is gonna naturally be "yeah sure that's okay, I'll play that".
But we live in an algorithm driven hellscape. Whatever is the most popular gets hyper focused on people again and again and again and again to an insane degree, massively inflating the most popular thing's prominance. It's not long until it literally rewrites peoples' brains to lose any sense of context or reality with the subject they're discussing.

You can see this effect in many things. Fantasy/Scifi crystallizing around a couple of specific genres like the modern fucking 40K or Halo fans, celebrity or e-celebrity drama going from dumb disposable tabloid content to something people seriously get mad at and hate others for holding a different view on, to the entirety of modern politics.

>>725765002 (OP)
playing a game that's a crime simulator was really only fun when you weren't experience a dysfunctional society all around you

>>725769916
of course it'll sell
this will be despite a whole series of side missions where you defend drag queen story hour from hordes of der chuden
they're actually too big to fail

>>725765193
the amount of fart-huffers responding to this acting like they're not losers is the funniest thing in this thread

>>725769916
Do you only come here to fight your retarded hallucinated console war enemies
What are you even doing with your life?

>>725770390
>losers
We're talking about video games dude

>>725765193
A shit load of people here don't even have the console for it.

>>725770296
it's not 2016 anymore
you see tendies defend all wokeslop in nintard babyslop garbage games these days
you'll survive a drag queen side mission lol
>>725770423
that's rich coming from shitskin ninjeets and valvejeets who spend their entire days larping and starting shitty consolewar threads

>>725765002 (OP)
If you don't grow up of GTA after 17 you're mentally stunted
Gameplay wise it's incredibly basic and repetitive, the atmosphere is cool yes, the first time, when you first discover the games as a teen, after that you realize every new entry is the same mild soup just like Pokémon

>>725765337
Before now every GTA game in the main series has had SOMETHING to point to as the main innovation. San Andreas had multiple cities, IV had the graphics/physics, V had the multiple protagonists.

This new game is literally the first time in the main series where there really isn't anything and people are just building on the hype of it being a new game for the sake of it.

>>725765002 (OP)
No one buys GTA for the campaign

>>725770390
>AIEEEEE CHUDIGGERY DOO CHUDIGGERY DEE ME AND THE SISTAS ARE FINNA X D

>>725765193
I played a shitton of SA when I was 10, a little bit of Vice City afterwards, I don't even know how the newer games are called

>>725770773
>people are just building on the hype of it being a new game for the sake of it
That's just become increasingly true year after year for entertainment as a whole. The bigger the audience, the more obvious it is.

>>725765193
the last one I played was san andreas, why would you assume I'll buy 6?

>>725765340
>Still more fun than any other games
??????????
what did he mean by this

>>725766494
They're allowed to complain, projectiles/movement is legitimately the most fun way to do shooters and the industry is unbelievably bad at grasping that. Way too many game devs grew up on CoD.

>>725770805
you're right, they buy it for FOMO

>>725770559
are the valvejeets and nintenjeets in the room with us right now?

>>725765193
It won't be on pc day one so I literally can't. And I probably won't buy it anyway. I bought and never finished GTA5, I pirated and never finished RDR2. Rockstar games are mid man, I don't understand normies.

>>725768319
>fun gameplay
>cover shooter in big 2025
shit eater

>>725771749
it's a car driving game
>"Grand theft auto" translates to
auto theft or vehicle theft in a legal context, referring to the crime of stealing a car. The phrase comes from the legal distinction between "petty theft" and "grand theft," with the latter referring to the theft of a high-value item like a car.

>>725765002 (OP)
Yep. What could they possibly say in this game? look around you. the world we live in is beyond satire at this point. The only interesting thing will be how they treat the female. is she a girlboss or do they kill her off halfway through or kill the dude off halfway through?

>>725771252
>Way too many game devs grew up on CoD.
Oh I don't disagree with that at all, but people insulting the classics to prop up something else can fuck right off lmao. It's why I always say that the worst thing about Doom Eternal is its fanbase.
To be honest, I don't even think of CoD and the like as FPS games. Like obviously they are a certain kind, but if I close my eyes and just think "FPS", the constantly scripted Hollywood movieshit with low TTK and everything hitscan just doesn't even enter my mind.

>>725765002 (OP)
Except now it will cater to trannies instead of making fun of them.
It's over.

>>725765193
Honestly probably not really I’ll probably spend it on booze

>>725768625
NTA but CP77 does pretty much everything like GTA but with RPG elements making it instantly better for me

>>725765002 (OP)
>CHANGE WHAT'S NOT BROKEN, YOU NEED TO RUIN THE BASICS OF THE GAMES
why are faggots that dont play games always trying to ruin them?

>>725765002 (OP)
I really wish they would just add co-op for GTA. That's the one thing that'd get me to actually care about GTA VI. No needing to wait for GTA Online to get heists and private lobbies, no need to use mods like RAGECOOP or Sphene to jerry-rig up story co-op. Just give online co-op out of the box.

Unfortunately though, it is 2025, so nowadays adding online co-op would probably get all the zoomers that are burnt out on Fortnite complaining, because they're heckin based and only want a pure SP experience that isn't tainted by any form of multiplayer (they conflate story co-op with battle pass live service slop)

>>725768194
This

>>725766927
>playing fugly ass Kex Quake with botched lighting and ruined screen contrast

>>725765193
I never even finished 4.
You're an NPC.

>>725772421
>I really wish they would just add co-op for GTA.
Holy shit I just remembered how unbelievable it was to me that GTA V fumbled that.
>"3 playable characters"
>oh shit call the boys
When they fuck something like that up then it just makes me think that zero of the devs actually play video games.

>>725765002 (OP)
>Zanzibarto
What is this?
I see it get mentioned here a lot

>>725765421
>If they can do rdr2
So a "game" for people who don't actually want to play a game.

>>725765193

Why do people talk about games like they're not easy to pirate?

>>725773103
Don't read this post it contains a virus.

>>725765002 (OP)
This is far more cutting that the the "Zanzibarto" incident.
All that proved was the old Carmack statement that Story in a video game, is like story in porn. Expected to be there but not important.

This exposes GTA for having shitty gameplay, which Rockstar games have increasingly become worse as they've gone on. Most missions in GTAV and RDR2 are on rails to the point where you do a single thing out of line and you fail.

>>725765193
IV sucked, never bought V, will never buy VI.

>>725773103
ermm @FBI @WhiteHouse @Hiro anyone?

>>725773390
>All that proved was the old Carmack statement that Story in a video game, is like story in porn. Expected to be there but not important.
Completely untrue. When shitting on a game, the first thing people go for are the bugs, and the second is pretty much always the story. Just look at That Last of Us 2 or any RPG for that matter.
If they didn't care, they wouldn't shit on it.

>>725765337
there’s very little GTA games and GTA clones really fucking stopped happening after Sleeping Dogs (2014). no, watch dogs legion does not count, that’s dollar store Black Mirror but even fucking gayer and safe-for-TV.

>>725773412
>>725772837
big mistake

>>725765421
LOL You're the braindead niggerfaggot from the other GTA thread, I hope you get RAPED by Dan Houser.

>a video game has video game ass missions
The fuck would you want? You can boil anything down to super basic fetch or kill. The only thing they need is less rigid mission design so you can actually move 10 feet outside of their special zone and do shit.

>>725773548
Faggots care about story over gameplay.
You sound like a faggot.

>>725765193
I dunno. I'm sure a lot of people will, but I didn't like GTA V. It was boring to me. And I bought into the Tears of the Kingdom hype. It was boring as well.

>>725772219
>nta
no one cares

>>725765193
I bought GTA V for $60, day one, but that was back in 2013, and I already had a 360 so it wasn't much.
Times have changed, nigga. Nobody's going to go out and get a PS5or Xbone, lol just to play a game which will cost at least $80. It isn't going to be the massive success V was, which was artificially inflated by the online mode anyways.

Will the story be having jeets and Haitians is the real question.

>>725765002 (OP)
yup, seems like GTA.
gonna buy it, do drive-bys, fuck around Florida, jack off to Latina asses and tummies.
I wouldn't say I'm hyped but it's the only AAA slop I would buy.

>>725773851
Please point to where I referred to myself in my post.
Go back retarded tourist, you'll never fit in.

>>725773975
Gta6 will hopefully be a return to form and the dumpster fire that is V will finally be buried

>>725774003
Wow what a retarded and obviously wrong opinion

>>725765193
last gta game I bought was San Andreas for my PS2

>>725765193
>>It won't flop
>"Mortal Kombat never flops!"
>Flopped
>"Dragon Age never flops!"
>Flopped
>"Assassin's Creed never flops!"
>Flopped
>"Bethesda never flops!"
>Flopped
>"Monster Hunter never flops!"
>Flopped
>"Final Fantasy never flops!"
>Flopped
>"Pokémon never flops!"
>Flopped
>"Dragon Quest never flops in Japan!"
>Flopped
>"The Playstation brand never flops!"
>Flopped
>"GTA never flops!"
>...now loading....

>>725774190
I've been posting here 2004, child.
Stop projecting.

>>725774442
Monster Hunter didn't flop though, it still sold millions to retards.

>>725774442
It has made me happy that virtually everything but indies have been flopping this year.

>>725774442
None of those games flopped tho

>>725770805
There is only one GTA with multiplayer you fucking retard, and more than enough people play the classics (up to SA) on a regular base.

>>725774659
you're balding and irrelevant
games aren't made for you anymore

>>725774442
why did you think this was a good enough post to save and repost?

>>725765615
because video games have been exposing rightoid grifters for decades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-xeNYDTEw0

>>725767127
>GTA 3
>Story
lol some mute doing crime jobs going from one crime boss cardboard 2D cut-out to the next until they writers have checked off every last possible stereotype isn't a story

>>725765590
The freedom to do whatever you want. GTAO is especially popular with nolifes and kids because you can create your own online avatar/persona that’s way cooler than their real life counterparts.

>>725774659
we played vice city multiplayer when we were 10 years old

>>725775246
Vice City has no multiplayer, anon.
There were mods for VC and SA, but those were, well, mods.
And I doubt you were modding GTA as a ten year old, so go kys you lying retard.

>Check the comments
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HATE FUN FUCK YOU THATS LIKE THE COOLEST THING EVER"

KEEEEEKAROOOO making fun of GTA 6 to normalfags is like punching their mother in the face

>>725774659
Didn't IV have multiplayer?

>>725775762
Honestly, I can't remember.

>>725774659
>GTA IV's kino free roam is literally forgotten
grim
Fuck you niggers. GTA V's MP was terrible because it wasn't IV's. It's fucking mindblowing how successful GTAO was for how much less fun it was.

>>725775652
stfu noob

>>725768319
>/v/intendies
Can you people actually put some effort into your insults or is this literally you operating at your intellectual peak?

>>725776128
If someone brings up Nintendo out of nowhere in a thread about GTA, what do you think?
And if the associated insult is one of the latest and greatest buzzwords around here, what do you think?
Before we ban indians from the internet we should first ban all underage fags.

>>725775762
>>725775878
It did.
>GFWL
I hated that shit so much.

>This skateboarding game is so cool omg
Just... go skateboard outside for real...
>This football game is so cool omg
Just... go play football outside for real...
>This parkour game is so cool omg
Just... go do parkour outside for real...
>This driving game is so cool omg
Just... go for a drive in your car outside for real...
>This kart racing game is so cool omg
Just... go kart racing outside for real...
>This turn-based strategy game is so cool omg
Just... go and find a group to LARP with outside for real...
>This sex simulator game is so cool omg
Just... go and have sex outside for real...
>This fighting game is so cool omg
Just... go and join a class or gym and fight outside for real...
Etc.

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE MOMENT A CRIME GAME COMES ALONG IT'S SUDDENLY NOT OKAY FOR ME TO GO OUTSIDE AND DO IT FOR REAL. FUCKING BOOMERS

>>725776414
Oh man installing pirated gta iv was so hard back then. 8 patches, all those vcredist versions...
Now you just download it from steam, drop the fusionfix files in the folder, add WINEDLLOVERRIDE="dinput8=n,b" %command% to launch options and click play

>>725776608
I have been in the mood to play TBOGT since I haven't played that since the release, and they gave me the Definitive Edition at some point. Does this workaround avoid the gay social club as well?

>>725765392
And also extremely linear mission structure that's laser guided by super intrusive failure states.

>>725776745
No, steam installs social club
you could use ivdowngrader on the steam version and play without social club and gflw

>>725765002 (OP)
vax keks lost

>>725776863
Lovely.

>>725770805
Can't wait for the complaints because normalfag retards didn't read that gta6 won't have gtao at release

>>725770773
It has more realistic fat nigger women (ie. more disgusting than in any other game).

>>725765193
no, i have to wait 2 years for a pc release and by that point it will have been so thoroughly spoiled i probably won't bother paying $100 for a video game

>>725765193
Yes of course. GTA 6 is one of those games. Half-Life 3 is another one. TES 6 is another. There are just those games, y'know? I can take or leave anime tit simulator vers. 398717, even if a particular anime tit sim has good writing and a fun party, and good RPG mechanics and all that crap that people pretend JRPGs are actually all about, a lot like people claiming to read certain magazines "for the articles". Because it's just another anime tit sim. But there's no other GTA or Half-Life or Elder Scrolls. So ummm yeah I'm gonna be buying it day 1 just like you, just like all the people you know, and just like all the celebrities and musicians and shit you like who are under the age of 40 will, too. So fucking deal with it, we're the majority, cope and seethe because a person you will never meet is buying GTA 6 day 1; somewhere someone is doing something you really like and you cannot know about it or do anything about it; all you can do is come to the logical conclusion that, yes, they are there right now doing it, and you can't do a fucking thing about it except seethe

>>725765193
If it fucking comes out

>>725776957
read the fusionfix readme, there are extra files for older versions

ROFL so true OP!!! liberals are so funny and talented and vaccines 100% work because correlation is causation!!! meme on, may woke never die!!!!!!! borderlands from 2 onwards was so funny too le xDD

I hope they delay it again.

>>725765002 (OP)
He's right though. GTA's "satire" is not funny to either the 7 year olds who are like 90% of the players as they are unable to understand what it is referring to or everybody else since they will be tired of this low-brow toilet humour because they aren't 7 year old anymore.

>>725765193
>You're all gonna buy it day one
I won't lol, there's plenty of good old non woke games for a lifetime

>>725765193
Nah, I'm non-buynary ever since 4.

>>725765615
>"fun" is when talking about your gay son being vaccinated
bruh

>>725765002 (OP)
Just as I want it :)

>>725765193
bruh this game is gonna be like 300GB I couldn't play it even if i wanted to unless I just deleted everything else of my drive

>>725777993
this, imagine downloading 300gb of woke garbage, that requires too much effort to just eat some propaganda slop

>>725774442
all subpar franchises made by incompetent hacks compared to the magnitude of Rockstar games

>>725777993
1tb nvmes are cheaper than the game

>>725765193
Truth be told, regardless of whether or not I actually want to buy the game my shitbox wouldn't be able to run it.

>>725778157
>incompetent hacks
this is true saar, we are competent saar

>>725765193
>You're all gonna buy it day one
Weird projection, not everyone lacks conviction like you do.

>>725778401
it's designed to run on consoles, it will run on low end pc hardware (if it comes to pc)

>>725769638
Gta V is pretty fun. Improved graphics and lots of side quest content. Lots of funny side characters.

I beat the game barely doing any of that stuff. Recently I've been achievement hunting and the side content is tons of fun.

>>725774524
That’s kinda sad and also impossible to prove.

>>725765337
N word button.

Why is this board obsessed with this game so much? It's not coming out until another year chill out.

>>725765337
>Fact is. That kind of game has been done to death.
it's even more obvious since they decided to go to vice city's again, like, why can't they go for another country for a change?

>>725765337
graphic sex minigame

>>725781364
they didn't have the balls to drop that in gta san andreas, they definitely don't have it now

>>725765162
Insults are the weapon of one with no argument to make.

>>725765898
Meanwhile, nobody gives a fuck about the patch of dirt you were shat out on.

>>725765193
No.
I was bored to tears from GTA5.
And RDR2 I dipped out after like 5 hours because the controls are complete garbage tier in terms of being unresponsive.

I absolutely do not care about playing GTA 6, all I care about is the drama surrounding it's development.

>>725765193
Friendship ended with GTAV, so no. Rockstar is dead to me.

>>725765590
>it really doesn't do anything special in any regard.
that’s just plain wrong, and you say it like it’s some kind of fact. rockstar’s open worlds are still unique. they have their own niche in this massive open world genre that nobody else can match: they’re still the kings of detail. their worlds feel alive in a way that makes you want to stay in them. people like you usually have a really shallow understanding of this topic. maybe you watched a video about Saints Row or Just Cause and thought
>duude it’s also an open world with cars and explosions, so why isn’t it just as successful durrr
then you throw in some emotionally charged nonsense about how only normies play these games. You have no idea what you’re talking about, and you don’t belong on this board.

>>725765193
I haven't bought GTA since San Andreas.

>>725765193
Absolutely not. The literal who social media fag is correct. I've played GTA. There is nothing new for rockstar to offer me.

>>725765193
I read the replies and they're all coping. I check the amount of replies and figure out they are all seething.

>>725765193
haven't played or bought a GTA game since 4.

>>725782781
Please redeem the compensation saar.

>>725765002 (OP)
I will play GTA eventually i am just not such a hyper fan that id buy it day 1.

The hype for this game is something I will never understand.

>>725782856
Thabk you, saar. I shall now use this to buy cow piss, so my family has something to drink. Please send me more so I can grant my family the possibility to eat, too.

>>725765704
It's insane, because RDR2 is much less palatable to the masses than GTA, yet it sells nonstop.
Either Rockstar has discovered the ultimate formula, or normalfags can't see anything with the Rockstar brand that they don't already want to buy, even if the game isn't exactly what they want to play.

>>725778402
Why the fuck do they need 10 studios?
They barely make games.

>>725787228
>They barely make games.
they work hard on GtaOnilne I guess lol

>>725765337
Every video game of every genre has been done to death. A good game gets the player immersed and engaged anyway.

>>725768970
>post what games you play that have better gameplay
robot alchemic drive

>>725765193
Only if it's on NS2 day 1. Otherwise I'll pirate it just like I do for everything else

>>725765193
No thanks. GTA5 was just pretty okay, but GTA Online absolutely murdered the franchise and you know for a fact they are only making GTA6 so they can restart that gravy train of GAAS retardation.

I have never bought a single GTA game, just pirate them, play the story and never bother with them again.

>>725765193
Is it on PC? Even if it is I don't buy games

gta is just driving and shooting but neither are particularly good

>>725765002 (OP)
>and now he's GAY?
Cringe humor. We don't punch down anymore.

>>725771158
He means "I have not played any other games."

>>725765002 (OP)
This isn't even true because the offensive jokes are gone

Rockstar fans need to badly play any other video game (and not Fortnite).
Play Hitman at the very least. Realise that sandbox games can actually be loads of fun.

>>725765193
I haven't brought GTA since San Andreas
Actually I didn't even buy that, I got it on a USB drive full of pirated games that was passed around my high school boarding house dorms.

>>725765193
Twelve years later, I STILL regret buying GTAV day one.

I'm never buying a new GTA title ever again

>>725782462
>they’re still the kings of detail. their worlds feel alive in a way that makes you want to stay in them.
Definitely not what I got from GTAV.

>>725765590
You are too autistic to understand.

>>725792321
That's just code for actually enjoying well designed video games, and not just falling for hype over the "biggest and bestest game ever", which is ultimately boring.

>>725766906
>excepcional story
kek

GTA fans remind me of people who lost their minds over Avatar

>>725792463
lmaoooo

>>725765615
Fun is dying for foreign interests.

>>725777993
300GBs + tip

I prefer Mafia or Sleeping Dogs to GTA to be honest

GTA was too lowbrow for me. I did like Vice City though

>>725765002 (OP)
fucking retards like this is why we have a flying retard rocket bike in GTA 5

I've never bought GTA, sell me on it.

>>725790885
if it isnt on PC day one with the consoles, im fucking pirating

>>725765193
Nah. I found GTA 5 genuinely boring. I liked these games and the humour when I was 12, but now they seem repetitive and the jokes come across as extremely tryhard. Half the games released in the last decade have been open world, so that's no longer a wow factor.

>>725774003
I remember buying GTAV for my 360 and it would always crash at some mission a few hours in.
Looked it up and the response was "yeah the game literally doesn't work on some older consoles, no refunds"

Why are anti GTA fags such attention whores? How much of your "gamer" personality is about not playing GTA?

i just don't get the appeal anymore. When i was a kid i had to get the most out of my parents buying the occasional game for me, GTA was big value because you got a lot of hours out of 1 purchase. Now that i can buy whatever games i want i don't know why i'd buy a third person shooter where you just do generic shit like drive, shoot standard weaponry, etc. I don't get the 'hook' of why i get it over something else.

>>725794273
>why are you talking about gta in a gta thread

>>725765002 (OP)
Don't forget if you fly just an inch away from their movie game route you get mission failed

>>725765615
Why do leftoids have to ruin potentially fun games with insane far-left propaganda?

>>725793923
You can become an evil murderer, rapist (only men) and kidnapper but thankfully you can't be racist (the most evil thing any person can be)

>>725765193
I don't own a single grand theft auto game. I always thought they were gay shit.

>>725794453
Red Dead Redemption 2 is gay.

>>725795902
you need to be better outlaw. only kill, rob and kidnap people but don't ever become a jewish loan shark

>>725765002 (OP)
every game should have a zanzibart reference from now on

>>725765193
i still haven't bought GTA V.

>>725796146
>shoot two lawmen
>300$ bounty
>massacre whole ass town with Micah trying to law low
>nothing
oh very cool

>>725766172
Halo 1 was colorful but they made it a lot more brown and bloom in Halo 2 & 3

>>725765193
The only GTA I ever got day one was SA.

>>725765421
Anon rdr2 was the same shit but on horses and instead of radios it was forced ride along missions so they could talk at you for 10+ minutes

>>725765590
Normies can't into fantasy so they think gta is real

>>725765193
I've never bought a GTA game in my entire life because I've never been "in" with the "in crowd" and thus don't care for a game that's only worth playing if I have friends who also care about being "in" with the "in crowd".

>>725765193
No PC no Buy

>>725796987
what a truly autistic thought process

>>725765193
Lmao SA and Chinatown Wars were the last GTA games I boughtenend. 4 was already boring enough, and 5 was just shit. Why the hell would I buy GTA-themed MMO GaaS shit?

>>725765665
shooters, sports, and racing games (including gta) still account for the majority of console game sales even today, normies tastes haven't moved on from 2008

>>725797294
this. PS2 trilogy was the peak of fun for the series. The PSP games were nice side games. After that it's all just boring cinematic shit.

>>725765193
I'm going to watch it on Youtube, whilst sipping $200 bourbon, as I shitpost on /v/ and call it the best game ever made.

>>725796867
Those fucking parts should've been cutscenes.

>>725766494
arenafags killed their own genre thinking anyone cares that quake is super esports shit and thats what people want when in reality it was fun to just play random shit like CTF with friends.

>>725765193
Nope
seethe rockstar shill
I will not redeem

>>725774803
there is no such thing as a "right wing grifter". you cant "grift" facts and logic

>>725801469
good morning ivan, how's the weather in moscow?

>>725801971
>everyone i dont like is a russian

>>725765704
>Rightoids desperately want to continue the everything must flop narrative
its irony poisoned contrarian brain discord faggots

>>725765704
no one i saying gta is going to flop, twitter retard

>>725801469
RUDY20

>>725765002 (OP)
Too much realism. Slow paced gameplay compared to 3D era games. Won't be buying it. Would rather buy the red dead redemption zombie expansion.

>>725790543
I have 1500 hours in gta5 and haven't finished the story

>>725765002 (OP)
>friend buys high end gaming pc
>spends several thousand dollars on it and a shit ton of accessories like a high quality mic and fancy headphones
>completely renovates bedroom to make it look like a twitch streaming den
>doesn't stream
>plays only cod, ea sports, and gta 5, literally nothing else

>>725765002 (OP)
99% of people buying GTA 6 are niggy piggies who are buying it for the multiplayer, not the campaign

>>725765002 (OP)
I remember copies of GTA5 selling for $1500 on ebay a week early.

>>725765193
TRUE

>>725802910
kinda based

>>725765193
I've never even played gta5

>>725765002 (OP)
I am really really excited for those radio broadcasts tho
no one does long form stylized gags like gta radio and they're all brilliant

>>725765193
I don't because it's not on PC day one anyway.

>>725803545
lazlow was in charge of the radios
he left after rdr2
im sorry

>>725765193
I hope so, I'm on pc now but rockstar always seems to delay a pc port of their games for at least a year of two, last console I owned was the xbone

>>725765193
Never played any past San Andreas.

>>725782010
mutts are so easy to trigger

>>725765193
VC and SA were fine. GTA5 sucked ass. Shan't be buying this until it gets 75% off

>>725803083
what made you think this is something to brag about?

They shouldn't have set it in the modern day because that always ages like milk. The trick is setting it in the past. Should have been set in the 1970s.

>>725765002 (OP)
Very true, I don't know how the fuck the GTA formula hasn't worn off for people yet. GTA was novel and fun 20 years ago, but now there's a billion other open world sandbox games to pick from. The formula is stale, the missions are boring, and unless you're 12 years old, going on a shooting spree rampage gets old after about 10 minutes, especially if you're already done it 500 times in every other GTA game.

>>725765704
No one said it would flop, they said it would suck, and it will.

>>725765002 (OP)
>antivax jokes
They already said gta6 will not be "punching down".

>>725765193
>350+ gb ssd space
>100+ dollars
>1660S
No, i won't. I'll just play other games.

>>725765193
Fuck that. The storage size alone is a turn off, plus I haven’t even played GTA V so why would I buy this?

>>725765002 (OP)
The people most excited about GTA6 aren't the people who grew up playing the old ones.
It's a game for GTA fans excited to play GTA for the first time.

>>725811085
It's actually worrying how stupid the fans are. It's the same fucking drive while talking gameplay, the same fucking whack a mole cover shooting. The missions are so bad.

honestly he's 100% right, every gta game has the same exact missions. i'm only looking forward to it because i want something to look forward to. now you're going to reply to my post because i added softcore pornography to it.

>>725811310
They meant that they wouldn't be punching down on protected groups. They need someone to be their punchline.

>>725765193
No, no I fucking won't. I gave GTA 5 a chance thinking "maybe they've fixed the dogshit gameplay and focused on making an actual game for a change other than stupid faggot sandbox HBO-series wannabe" but no, no they didn't. They never will. This garbage is for normalfags who play a couple games a decade, if you play games regularly how can you not see how fucking awful this trash is? What's funny too is they have really unnecessarily complicated elements to all their games that are just fun-destroying micromanagement garbage but normalfags who cry about a boss taking more than one try to kill have no issues with it for some reason.

Anyways no, I hate GTA I hate hearing about GTA I hate Rockstar in general I hate this whole fucking thing, I don't hate it for being popular I hate it because it's bad and then it's also popular so I have to hear about it constantly for fucking YEARS after a release.

>>725765193
I don't play 30 fps games.

>>725765002 (OP)
he's right tho. i haven't been able to finish a GTA since SA. Its all the same shit with slightly better graphics. the gameplay, like RDR2, is just bloated point a to point b dialogue dump.

>>725765002 (OP)
Flop incoming

>>725765590
same
even chinkshit like genshin is more interesting than GTA

>>725765193
Nah, got bored with V a long time ago and didn't even bother with RDR2

>>725765193
I'm neither brown nor underage.

>>725765193
lol no thanks jeet trash, fix india btw

>>725765560
kek based

>>725765193
all these "sour grapes" replies, kek

>>725765193
This. Too big to fail. Never forget.

Not buying this commie bullshit because you kill cops

>>725790902
It’s not making fun of gays it’s making fun of white guys

>>725780658
>another country for a change?
because america is the only country wtih the intersection of crime and guns while not being an absolute shithole like something south american.
If you mean europe then you're stupid.

>>725802594
GTA 6 is going to flop so hard the industry won't recover

>>725765002 (OP)
I just like messing around the open world