Thread 725798069

.....MEANWHILE AT /V/ ASYLUM

>>725798069 (OP)
>you're insane!
>you're in pain!
>I can tell by what you're saying...

TRANNY TRANNY TROON TROON
TROOOOOOONYYYYYYYY
HAHAHAH, YWNBAW
HAHAHAHAHAH, TRANNY JANNY TRANNY JANNY

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERS!!!
>runs up and down the halls like a retard
>gets tackled by the ordinaries and gets the piss kicked out of me

Paging Dr. Steam, I repeat, Paging Dr. Steam

IT'S SLOP
IT'S SLOP
IT'S SLOP
IT'S SLOP
IT'S SLOP

>>725798069 (OP)
I like playing video games!

>>725798284
Mister /v/atman
I specifically said no niggers
What the fuck?

CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

>>725798396
Dr. Gaben, telephone please; Dr. Gaben, telephone please.

MADDEDN
MADDEDN
MADDEDN
MADDEDN
MADDEDN

BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB AAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLBBBBTTTT HAHHAHAHA *smashes head repeatedly with wooden mallet* COO COO COO COO

EVERYBODY, SHUSH, THE BATMAN'S GOING TO BE HERE IN TEN MINUTES

IM DA JOKAH BAYBEE

I started this thread to talk about Batman. went to cook my food, now this thread is shit, guess I was the crazy one huh

>>725799487
https://litter.catbox.moe/jc091z4x7zdfbz29.mp3

>/v/ asylum
>it's just regular /v/

Doctor Pistachio here, just dropping in to let you all know your meds are ready. And by meds I mean estrogen from the reptilian bunker underneath /v/ asylum. Teleported in from the sissy hypno factories on the moon. Nice and fresh. I have good intentions for you.

Huh? What the fuck is that sound in the vent- ACK

vgh... the trve /v/ asylvm...

WARNING: if you are seen to be talking about gacha games eveyday, you will be vistaed by the ordinaries and made to take your meds. This order came from Dr Pig & Dr Piccolo, I repeat, if you are seen to be talking about gacha games eveyday, you will be vistaed by the ordinaries and made to take your meds. This order came from Dr Pig & Dr Piccolo,

>>725798069 (OP)
Look like qa broke the trannies. Now they are saying it

I'm telling you guys there's no reason why you shouldn't purchase a game at full price

>>725801104
Now this is crazy

I'M ESCAPING, EAT THIS DOC, I AIN'T TAKING MY MEDS.

>>725798069 (OP)
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WOKE. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING WOKE ROOM, THE WOKE SEAPS FROM THE PADDED WALLS I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT

>>725800157
IT'S THE ROPEMAN!

I think I feel no way about remakes

>>725798069 (OP)
Please, doc. Just one more Jas post. I swear I'll be good.

>>725798069 (OP)
>it's just /v/ as it normally is

>>725798069 (OP)
THREE MONTHS IN THE NUT HOUSE
IT WAS THE LONGEST I EVER EDGE MY PENIS

/v/ Asylum is ours, and screw any janny who thinks they do.

>>725801954
IT TOOK ME ALL OF TEN SECONDS TO CUM

I FUCKING LOVE VIDEOGAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>725798069 (OP)
I have to check for Contraban mr.Anon.

...im so fucked up

. . .and here we keep our most dangrous patients. Very mentally unstable and have to be kept on suicide watch.

>>725803220
DON'T LOOK

>>725798069 (OP)
Poop poop pee pee

DINNER

Hey nurse, you see all these wackjobs here?! Heh, I’m not one of them.
Wanna take a sperm sample from me? You can keep the gloves on.

>>725804057
K̶̨̧̛̼͔̜̼̗͍̮̠͕̝̦̘̪̈́̍̈́̆͗͌̿͆̚̕̕͝͝I̴̱͙̳̳͑̽̈́̽̑͂̐͊̇́̇͗̕L̶̢̜̰̖̬̯̼͉̮̗̮͚̻̒͑̀̃̑͛̒͜͝L̸͕͚̼̟̻̮̱͌̌̚͝ͅ ̷̡̧͈̜̺͇͎̜͎̫͉̩̠̣̟̄͊̈M̸̻͔̪͕̜͖͎̎͒̋̋̌̇̑̕E̴̢̨̦̙̮̘̜̤̗͔̝̫̰͈̦̹̊̔̐̒̚͜ ̴͈̯͎̙̝̗̳͖̻̞͓̤̭̥͆̊̀K̶̢̒Í̶̟̘̬͕̙̿̒̀̈́͛͆̔̍̈̃̚ͅL̴̙̳̳̟̬͂̎̇̃̃̋̔̓̑̉͆́̚͝Ḻ̸͕̎͂̎ ̴̨͔̯̝̫̊̂̾͗̀̃͝M̵̨͉͖͉̹̳͕͕͚̘̱̐̿̈́̎͊̍̚͝Ë̷̥͔̯͖̦̮͇̗̼̤̻́̾ ̸̨̣̫̮̤̱͖̙̖̟͎͛̒̂̀̈͗̆̀́̓́̀̀͝K̷̢̽̇̔͑̄̿͌̎̎̇́̆͆̈́͐ͅȊ̶̩͎̘̘̦͕̰̖͔̞͈̎͒́̇͐͛́͘͝ͅL̶͚̣̳͇̤͎̹͔̗̋͂̈́̃̏̀͌̓̾͝͠Ḽ̴̨͙̺͇̙͎̬̯͖̼̹̝͔̣̪̺̀͗̓ ̶̧̡̛̠̠̞̬̳̘͉͖͚̭̳͚̗̙̿̆̈́̉͆̒̃̄̊̚͜͝M̷̳̹̟͈̝̥̮̀͑Ẽ̵̛͇̯̮͇̩̱͕̖͕͓̠͚̒̇̓͘͘͜͜͝ͅ ̵̧͈̯̝̘̟̼̱̩̥̹̰͓͆́̃̔͑K̵̢̛͖͓̏̒̌̌̀̀͐̆̈̽̓͑̐̈́̉͘Ī̸̧̜̼͉̺̫̖̝͕͉̋͛̆͛̾͋͂͒͂̎̕͘͘͠L̶̰̗̱̥͂͌̇̑̉̐̆̃͗̑L̴̡̙̖̣̪̥̪̤̖̽͋͒͘͠ ̸̞͖̓̃̿̌̓̓͐̐̄̿́̾͘̚M̸̨̞͉̮̗̻̗̖̗̩̺̏̂̒̎̏̽̌̇̎͆̽́͘͜͠͝Ȅ̵͓͚̦̞͖̞͚̩͈̪̱̩͈͎̏̾̂̽̄̀͠ͅ ̸̢̛̪̟̬̦͔̐͂̏͒̆̈̇͑͝K̵̩̈́̋̓̽͝͝I̸̡̼͍̰̙̰̦͎̠͙̺̭̣̠͂̔̐͑́̃̑̉̿̾ͅḼ̶̛͇̹͈͇͉̫̟̮̒̈́̊̆̒̀̍̌̍̏̕͠͝L̶̛͓̤̯̩͓̘͇͊̋͜ ̸̦͙͙̂͗̽̎̃͜ͅṂ̸̜̖́̑Ẽ̸̜̱̞̱͙̖̠̺̭̓͑̏͗̌̓̓̒̋̌̾̓͝͠ ̵̡̯̞̳͈̟̹͐͂̏͒̉̃̇͗̉͑̿̏Ķ̵̢̭͔͈̠̳̎̀I̴̢͈̜̪̼̯̾̊̎̈́̎͂̂̇̏̏͐̂L̵̢̢̨̹̫̙͕̤̝̣̟̈̃̒͊̓̚͝L̷̘͓̼̱̖̬͎͈̩̫̼̪͓̣̟̰͍̈́͋̎̃̿͂͛̊͊̏̕͠ ̵̛͖͛͊̎̍̈́̏̎̓̆̚M̵̬̊E̷̙̾̍̈́̀̐̂͋͂̎̽͆͛̈́͆͝ ̴̡̡̬̼̪̬̣̰̠̝͉̙̰̩̟͆ͅK̶̢̘̀̾̿̊̕̚͠͝Ï̴̦͈͓̕ͅL̶̤̭̙̪̪͇̥̜̈́͌͗L̸̯̹̣͗̎̊̽̀ ̷̢͕̭̻͖̦͉͓̹͎͎̭̐͒̄͆̏̾͌̒̉̔̿͘͝M̵̨̗̹̤̯̭̭̜͕͔̟̦̳̹̩̍̎̎͒̚E̵̢̨̢̜̠̹̮̪͙̼̩̣͍͖̐̽͗͗̆͑̂̆͆̓̀̿ ̷̧̬͎͚̥̞͓͈̤͈̼̦̗͓͖͎̬͗͛̿̈́̚K̶̨̧̛̼͔̜̼̗͍̮̠͕̝̦̘̪̈́̍̈́̆͗͌̿͆̚̕̕͝͝I̴̱͙̳̳͑̽̈́̽̑͂̐͊̇́̇͗̕L̶̢̜̰̖̬̯̼͉̮̗̮͚̻̒͑̀̃̑͛̒͜͝L̸͕͚̼̟̻̮̱͌̌̚͝ͅ ̷̡̧͈̜̺͇͎̜͎̫͉̩̠̣̟̄͊̈M̸̻͔̪͕̜͖͎̎͒̋̋̌̇̑̕E̴̢̨̦̙̮̘̜̤̗͔̝̫̰͈̦̹̊̔̐̒̚͜ ̴͈̯͎̙̝̗̳͖̻̞͓̤̭̥͆̊̀K̶̢̒Í̶̟̘̬͕̙̿̒̀̈́͛͆̔̍̈̃̚ͅL̴̙̳̳̟̬͂̎̇̃̃̋̔̓̑̉͆́̚͝Ḻ̸͕̎͂̎ ̴̨͔̯̝̫̊̂̾͗̀̃͝M̵̨͉͖͉̹̳͕͕͚̘̱̐̿̈́̎͊̍̚͝Ë̷̥͔̯͖̦̮͇̗̼̤̻́̾ ̸̨̣̫̮̤̱͖̙̖̟͎͛̒̂̀̈͗̆̀́̓́̀̀͝K̷̢̽̇̔͑̄̿͌̎̎̇́̆͆̈́͐ͅȊ̶̩͎̘̘̦͕̰̖͔̞͈̎͒́̇͐͛́͘͝ͅL̶͚̣̳͇̤͎̹͔̗̋͂̈́̃̏̀͌̓̾͝͠Ḽ̴̨͙̺͇̙͎̬̯͖̼̹̝͔̣̪̺̀͗̓ ̶̧̡̛̠̠̞̬̳̘͉͖͚̭̳͚̗̙̿̆̈́̉͆̒̃̄̊̚͜͝M̷̳̹̟͈̝̥̮̀͑Ẽ̵̛͇̯̮͇̩̱͕̖͕͓̠͚̒̇̓͘͘͜͜͝ͅ ̵̧͈̯̝̘̟̼̱̩̥̹̰͓͆́̃̔͑K̵̢̛͖͓̏̒̌̌̀̀͐̆̈̽̓͑̐̈́̉͘Ī̸̧̜̼͉̺̫̖̝͕͉̋͛̆͛̾͋͂͒͂̎̕͘͘͠L̶̰̗̱̥͂͌̇̑̉̐̆̃͗̑L̴̡̙̖̣̪̥̪̤̖̽͋͒͘͠ ̸̞͖̓̃̿̌̓̓͐̐̄̿́̾͘̚M̸̨̞͉̮̗̻̗̖̗̩̺̏̂̒̎̏̽̌̇̎͆̽́͘͜͠͝Ȅ̵͓͚̦̞͖̞͚̩͈̪̱̩͈͎̏̾̂̽̄̀͠ͅ ̸̢̛̪̟̬̦͔̐͂̏͒̆̈̇͑͝K̵̩̈́̋̓̽͝͝I̸̡̼͍̰̙̰̦͎̠͙̺̭̣̠͂̔̐͑́̃̑̉̿̾ͅḼ̶̛͇̹͈͇͉̫̟̮̒̈́̊̆̒̀̍̌̍̏̕͠͝L̶̛͓̤̯̩͓̘͇͊̋͜ ̸̦͙͙̂͗̽̎̃͜ͅṂ̸̜̖́̑Ẽ̸̜̱̞̱͙̖̠̺̭̓͑̏͗̌̓̓̒̋̌̾̓͝͠ ̵̡̯̞̳͈̟̹͐͂̏͒̉̃̇͗̉͑̿̏Ķ̵̢̭͔͈̠̳̎̀I̴̢͈̜̪̼̯̾̊̎̈́̎͂̂̇̏̏͐̂L̵̢̢̨̹̫̙͕̤̝̣̟̈̃̒͊̓̚͝L̷̘͓̼̱̖̬͎͈̩̫̼̪͓̣̟̰͍̈́͋̎̃̿͂͛̊͊̏̕͠ ̵̛͖͛͊̎̍̈́̏̎̓̆̚M

>>725801254
this. but unironically

Nice bait thread.
Must not have played the game and heard your favorite streamer liked it.
That or you really have no taste in what makes anything good

>>725798443
Yes mr Anon, everything is slop...

hehehehehehe it seems some faggots are visiting the asylum today ahehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehe faggot meat ehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehe

I'M NOT INSANE
I SAW (YOU)S ON MY POST

DINNER IS SERVED BROS!

ALRIGHT THAT DOES IT, GIVE THIS MAN AN ENEMA

we need MORE ONE PIECE GAMES

>>725805590
WE HAVE A CODE BROWN. DO NOT EAT ANY FOOD AT THIS TIME. WE HAVE A CODE BROWN DR PIG. PLEASE COME IN, DR PIG. WE HAVE A CODE BROWN

I can't wait for handcannoneers to be buffed!

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

half life 3 finna be litty on GOD. release date binna trinna be soon i feels it

PREPARE THE FEMALE BANDICOOT

Elden mid...worst From game ever made...

I........ I think I'm ok with playing as a black protagonist......... I'm tired

Penis penis penis cock cock cock robot bears

>>725801230
meds. now.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Would you make me a sandwich?

CHILD EROTIC! LITTLE GIRL'S BELLY AND CHEST! UOOOOOOOH! I'M GONNA COOM!

>>725801954
THERE MUST HAVE BEEN 1000 PEOPLE OUTSIDE WAITING TO WATCH ME COOM.
I WAS UPSET BY THAT THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE!

>>725798069 (OP)
For me?
It’s poison ivy

>>725798140
clock strikes twelve
midnight arrives

>>725807007
My nigga

Th-there are games on the PS5! I've seen them!
People don't believe me, but I've seen them! They're real! I didn't waste my money! Everyone else is!
You believe me, right /v/?

I snuck crack into the premises
Meet me in the back

GAY NIGGAS NEED TO LEAVE

WHAT THE FUCK ANONS
WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT MY FUCKING GAMES YET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>725807930
T-Todd... I'm sorry...

GUYS, CALL ME CRAZY BUT I THINK JANNIES THEY ARE BEING BASED LEVING THIS THREAD UP

lol holy shit him is me

BUY THE FUCKING GAME PLEASEEEE THEY SAID THEY'D REVIVE THE SERIES IF THERE WAS ENOUGG INTEREST

Hello Guys, ManlyBadassHero

>>725805787
I thought he was doing some naruto-esque hand signs or some shit.

Here we have our most homosexual patient, he's prone to bouts of Anxiety; OCD; Panic attacks; Anger. . . so has to be monitored 24 hours.

Keeps repeating something about "the toxic male gaze".

PS1 STYLE ROUGELITE NARRATIVE DRIVEN SOULSLIKE DECKBUILDER WITH REALISTIC COMMENTARY ON ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION PS1 STYLE ROUGELITE NARRATIVE DRIVEN SOULSLIKE DECKBUILDER WITH REALISTIC COMMENTARY ON ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION PS1 STYLE ROUGELITE NARRATIVE DRIVEN SOULSLIKE DECKBUILDER WITH REALISTIC COMMENTARY ON ANXIETY AND DEPRESSIO

Genuinely saner than any FF14 thread

>>725807997
YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME ANON
NOW I WILL HAUNT YOU AND YOUR STEAM ACCOUNT FOREVER

>>725812513
Nah I think it's much more saner than any FF thread in general
XVkun could be here

>>725812909
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TODD I'M SORRY I'LL BUY SKYRIM

>>725813000
NOT GOOD ENOUGH
I NEED TO SEE YOU BUYING EVERYTHING IN THE ATOMIC/CREATION CLUB STORES NOW ALONG WITH FALLOUT 76 AND FALLOUT 4 ANNIVERSARY EDITION FOR MY CURSE TO BE LIFTED

>>725813275
BUT I DON'T EVEN LIKE FALLOUT D:

Did you see the hint Kojima left about MGSV Chapter 3?

BATMAN RAPED ME BATMAN RAPED ME BATMAN RAPED ME BATMAN RAPED ME BATMAN RAPED ME BATMAN RAPED ME

We should have mature, meaningful discussion with in-depth analysis of lore and mechanics of video games.

Welcome to Arkham, Batman. Here, among hundreds of braindead coomers, you'll find Go/v/am's most notorious criminals, some of which you may be familiar with:
>Caramel
>Eric
>Barneyfag & Lee (Barneyfag does not exist)
>Steamdeck "eck" poster aka gutfag
>A literal black hand
>The tripfag cell (Boco, Moose, and Raul aka ShamirAnon aka TharjaAnon shoot you dirty looks)
>The Yugioh cell (Ancient Gear Schizo and Purrleyfucker are sputtering incoherent babble)
>"Steam screwed over Artifact" poster
And, of course, we must go in here.
>[enters maximum security solitary confinement]
The one you just caught, ACfag

TWITTER SAID THIS!
REDDIT SAID THAT!

Batman, whatever you do, don't go 3 threads down. There's some tranny getting his ass blown out by nigg and NTR fans are just watching it like a movie, they even have fucking popcorn and smell like shit cum and corn, just don't go three doors down

AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU
Chinese earthquake brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

Hey guys, I don't wanna scare the thread, but I think I'm getting sleepy, my MP on 0

I dont understand why Im here. All I did was buy an Xbox Series S.

honey im home

WHAT'S FOR DINNER

ACfag says he's got a plan to bail us all out. "Just wait for Bats! I'll handle the rest. All I needed was a copy of Other M, and my darling high-heeled bimbo smuggled one in" he says. You in?

Make sure the Batman doesn't find out

>>725798284
>>725799325
We know what you are.

I don't know bros but I think..... *whisper* the guards are fucking raping people...

>>725806009
this is a white only asylum Tyrone
*activates anti-urbanites hurricane*

>>725816160
plap plap plap plap plap what gave it away plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

>>725816160
i'm da joker baby

>>725803434
fuck susie AND noelle

I just wanna make it clear, I hate every one of you guys

>>725806040
RIP Tawna, raped to death by obj_fucker and obj_motherfucker

>>725812424
UOʻOOOOŐOŒHHH AHHHHHHHHH

Where's alice....i came here to meet Alice.... I'm not supposed to be here you know i came for Alice but she's not here and I'm not from here and she's not here...........

>>725805169
Cute

>>725815380
I once saw Eric poop spam the handheld general so hard the entire janny team became afraid of him. Verified it was him too, even said he owned a legion go.

Games should be free like buffalo and gum chief

NOTHING IS REAL
NOTHING IS REAL
NOTHING IS REAL
NOTHING IS REAL
NOTHING IS REAL
NOTHING IS REAL