Another Cassandra Edition
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>>525974995So problematic...
>>525974995Vous allez bien ensemble
>>525974995Mega was forced to be the translator
>>525974995How does MC keep drawing in all these groomers...
I should have been the one cooking the strudelโฆ
Is there anything that ISN'T Mega's fault?
>>525974995The chef looks at how masterfully his assistant burned the microwave along with the dish
>>525981367the first rape wasnt her fault but she shouldve seen it coming after that
>>525976303don't call him problematic just because he's french, wtf...
>>525976349POR QUE
>>525977346he's on a date with a 31-year old victorian ghost
>>525982862I've never burned a dish in my life I'm just showing him how fire works
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Can I still turn things around or is it too late and over?
>>525987981It's almost definitely too late. You might be able to become comfortable at the very least, but you're not really going to fix things, just get used to it. You could try self-harming as a way to alleviate it though.
>>525984803Why are british people like this
>first career choice is herbologist
>second one is gastronomist
WAKE UP SHEEPLE, THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN YOU INTO A HUFFLEPUFF!
>>525990624it's the cannon house tbqhf
>blitzed/sped act1
>went strait for unlocking and other sides like stargazing
>having fun exploring now
>feeling like a kid again or at least the warm feeling stone homes lit by candle/fireplace can give
>>525990957Did you make a cute witch tho
>>525992043i dont think im allowed to post screenshots of characters after my trip to loverslab and all t
>>525994026post dem big boobas, girl
>>525997819he did it because of you
>>525994026itโs allowed if you upload on catbox
>>525994026Anon they don't host Legacy mods there why are you lying......
>>526017680Goodnight gigi
>>526017680Goodnight anon
I cast Alarmingly Wet Fart.
Popcorn mines are collapsing
>>526028991Oh I just finished off a bag whoops
>>525967490 (OP)Aryan propaganda
>>526028991My lollipop futures....I'm ruined
>>526032569Flav don't say stuff like that
>>526033841Wrong anon, mate.
>>526038428I just don't know the names of all the brown boys who like blonde girls
>>526039985Yeah? Only brown guys like Cass
Kek Flav confirmed brownoid.
>>526043114That's well known in the fandom
>>526045123Chew toy wizard tier list?
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT WON'T STOP DROPPING
>>526049154TO THE BEDROCK!
>>526049154Black Tuesday and the collapse of the popcorn market
Whipping up some HEARTY custard for my classmates
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>>525987981Double down on your self distructive decisions
>>526061954Ok, getting a KFC double down
>>526061435Thank you for hosting, Mega.
I really dislike the buffs to Frey Twins and Fwoopers...
>>526058978Thanks for the events, Megaaa.
>>525990957Mhm mhm... it's a fun time. I know what you mean about the warm feeling; I had that too. It's a really comfy game.
>>526062638>not chik-fil-a
>>526077589I have to wait until they finish building it next door
>>525974995>i will never get groomed by a hot adult wizza with questionable goals and moralsHello darkness my old friend...
>>526082035You're 35 yeas old, get over it and have a family.
>>526092480buh, lemme sleep
>>526095864SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS ANON HERE WANTS TO SLEEP!
BE QUIET!
>>526098681Itโs stinky when girls do it, older women are better, simple sugar
>>526099403read the post again dumbass
>>526096880dumbass you asked for this, STUPEFY
>>526098681grown men going after kids is gross, yes!!
>>526099613HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOIUNGF??? WATCH OUT
>>526096880 GET ON THE FLOOR
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>>526099568no, you called me a name so now Iโm not gonna read it. you bully
>>526105582they're taking a shit on it
>>526105667they are made out of sugar they can't do that
Which OC looks like the gay french chef?
>>526105964they are made out of magical sugar so yes they can
>>52608855635 is too late for a family
>>526107008Mega and My in shambles
>>526107632wdym I hate children...
>>526107086Mine is ugly in a hot way in my humble opinion
>>526106664im going to turn you into sugar and bake you into a cake and eat you
>>526107086Me, you can call me Fat Albert after I've ballooned to 400lbs eating all the free food people leave around their rooms.
>>526112638Camille was cute! Cute!
why do i like this and why do i want to kick my own ass
>>526118539Looks like a big weenie. Change or ditch the glasses
>>526118539I'd rape your ass
>>526118539Can I kick your butt instead?
>>526119581Not a big enough guy to wear that
>>526108942LOAF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i wish i could pinch ivy's cheeks...
>>526132564I'd rather pinch her butt cheeks
>>526134782Goodnight anon
>>526147145*Evanescoing your bed*
>>526149549*hits the floor and sharts all over you*
>>526151540*starts to flee in panic but slips and falls right on top of you*
>>526152549*gets crushed under the sudden weight, head popping off and sharting even more furiously before deflating like a balloon*
>>526154986*shakes the corpse in the hope that it will come back to life, then looks into the camera and says* โwell.... this one is dead asleepโ
>>526156321*my self cleaning corpse spell activates, turning the whole mess into steam which gently drifts out the open window, giving the DgenX move before disappearing*
>>526159921hypogigies every other morning and night
>>526159921How I feel when I have to go to work
The very conspicuous fact that Hogwarts Mystery prominently celebrates Pride Month and Magic Awakened doesn't
>>526164836>chinese devsPretty self explanatory
>>526164836What are they proud of?
>>526108942Loaf is flat comfirmed
HER MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE WIZZAS TO THE YARD
>>526167947Milkies? Where? I want fresh milkies from the source.
>>526164836Based Magic Awakened
>>526168560Bro. She is part veela. I don't do it with part animals.
>>526166953Glory to China.
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>>526166953Gosh she is so pretty
>>526168854They have to be all animal?
My matagot keeps begging for food after I already fed him. How do I get him to stop?
>>526176712Make him sleep
>>526176712They probably just want you to be there while they eat so they feel safe. Unless they are everything and are just being fatties. In that case give them live prey they have to hunt. Make them work for it if they're that hungry.
Oh hey, THE canon Draco Wife was mentioned, and was also apparently a bit of a weirdo going around collecting his shit before they got together.
>>526186293Trundledumpling...
Fantastic feces and where to find them
They really should give us more mooncalf poop
I ate to much and now my tummy suffers the consequences.
>>526193437Normal Daniel and Flavius date
>>526194567You were not supposed to drink all the cummy
>>526194567Don't listen to
>>526195795 spitters are quitters
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>526195272daniel is for elliot and flav is for matti
>>526211204Flav is for Abigail
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I just saved a 100 golden keys thinking that I'd be able to use them all at once
You can't; just 10 at a time, fml
I really am a Potions genius.
I'm getting depressed again.
>>526231084That's fucking hot.
am i just "the chosen one" in hogwarts legacy or is everything just this easy? i can grow, brew, sew, raise animals and fucking everything
with that said, how does money work in the wizarding world? if anyone can do anything how does one make money or even need money?
>>526237609Yes, you are the chosen one. You literally have the coolest magic no one else has. That's what the whole plot revolves around. That's why you catch up on everything the others have been learning for four/five years, and then you become even more successful than them.
>>526242676I mean they're just learning shit in a classroom, you're actively going out and using your skill to kill or be killed by poachers.
>>526244174Open world action slop sells better than magic school rpg
>>526253262Goodnight anon
haha his character is using the dragonhide cloak
>>526262539You wish you balled hard enough to pull it off, but you's just a bitch.
>>526284263Not yet it's way too early...
>>526273381Is this supposed to be about Dean Thomas and Ginny?
>>526285096Does that look like Ginny, bruv?
>>526273381This is so retarded
>>526285096>>526285534Ravenclaw girl is supposed to be Cho. Gryff nigga is Dean. They're talking about the Harry/Cho and Dean/Ginny pairings cucking Harry/Ginny. It's hard to tell because this shit is so off-model
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>>526237609Yes, and now you realise that Harry's honestly a pretty middle of the road wizard in terms of raw power but got good survival skills.
>>526298305Tom jobbed out to Harry in the forest without even realizing it. Wizza should've double tapped him to be safe.
>>526304029>แแฟแแฑแแ
แณแHi Amelia, stop being bored.
>>526304029Get off my earth, Alien scum.
>>526325890TOTAL. GIRLIE-POP. SUBJUGATION.
Imagine a world where Mega doesn't exist
>>526338293Even better imagine a world where /hpgg/ doesn't exist
>>526338438I couldnโt possibly
>>526164836Hey did you not notice how every third witch has a wallet chain right now
>>526325890Cute girliepops!
>>526339083just retro 90's fashion things
>>526338438After any hypogigi dies, they wake up in a world where hpgg never existed. A world where no one ever thought to post their characters on 4chan. In this world hypogigis will start to run into each other, which will make them remember their former lives.
When they're ready, they'll meet at King's Cross Station, and from there they'll move on.
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You're gonna have the actual Malfoy involved in one of these stage plays
>>526343954They need to let this play go
>>526242676I see Cassandra's arc as her trying to one-up the MC by going deeper and deeper into the forbidden forest until one day she bites off more than she can chew and gets impregnated by blast-ended skrewts, driving her off the deep end and committing fully to dark wizardry to bet you
>>526348891Anon thats a different game
>>526342846>having the time of my life>run into some odd guy>get constantly haunted by memories of some god forsaken alternate reality>get drawn by some unknowable evil to this specific train station>it's the guy>move on (pass on (die) )bravo
>>526349652They probably just wanted to let it out
>>526351159Then instead of purgatory, you'd go straight to the right place after dying in the mainstream reality where hpgg existed
POPCORN COIN IS RISING BROS
Interesting, apparently I'm a braindead retard
>>526352301relatable
they must all know my pain
>>526361573Take a nap, sap
Swapping smooth with a bump
>>526369316You'll get in trouble for that tho
>>526369316But I don't wanna be bumpy...
*casually summons a gamer word*
ya had one fuckin chance to spell niffler
>>526373835Why'd you ruin it nigger?
Basedtherin shitting up the thread as always
>>526379189Goodnight anon
>>526384447Good morning americanbro
>>526387440*goes back to bed*
Thank you lolipops for making a full recovery and earning me some moolah
>>526394747By what logic did you buy them? The Saturday and Wednesday predictions said the lollipops would be down.
>>526396950>Implying I read
>>526396950Logic? This is the fuckin' stock market baybee!
>>526404660AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The screaming club is getting out of hand
>>526325890>Playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxZwCpgxttQ
>>526407310yessssssssssssss
uh oh Mercy you're so fine
you're so fine you blow my mind
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>>526404660>>526405313AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hello hypogigis, 'tis Friday and thusly 'tis almost time for movie night once again. This week's movie night will be on Saturday, June 7th (that is, tomorrow) at 6:30pm EST (10:30pm UTC), and we will be watching Sword of the Stranger followed by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. I miiight be a little late depending on when I get home but hopefully not.
See you there!
>>526424348>>526427126Thank you for the melons.
>>526394747I... I completely forgot about the candy stocks. I clicked away the notification at the start because I was looking for something else and then forgot and haven't done any of it. How much time is left? Is it over for me? Aaaaaaaaa.
>>526237609>am i just "the chosen one" in hogwarts legacy or is everything just this easy?You kinda are the "chosen one" in HL, or at least the "one of the special ones" given that there have been others before. So yea partially you just have magic nobody else does, but also what
>>526244174 says... you also have wayyy more practice than the average student.
>with that said, how does money work in the wizarding world? if anyone can do anything how does one make money or even need money?I don't quite know; I've wondered about that too. I guess it's kinda like in the real world when it comes to crafted items, where almost anyone could learn to make almost anything in theory, but you probably don't have the highly specialized skills/knowledge/equipment so it's more practical to just buy it.
>>526343954Oh that's kinda neat.
>>526432393Forgot to sell your candies, huh?
>>526436737>How much time is left?I think it runs until the 24th. Your ticket cap should be 10k/day so if you haven't played the mini game yet then do that. Go diamond hands mode and you should be able to get a good chunk to gamble with pretty quickly.
Playing the game will only get you 500k in tickets and you need to gamble the rest of the way to the million for the achievement.
Actually wait no, looks like I won't be able to host movie night this week after all so we'll postpone to next weekend instead. Maybe Cytube music night Sunday or something if I'm able to be around? Not quite sure yet; we'll see.
Sorry for the inconvenience!
>>526438879Oh okay good thank you; I'll get to work on that then...
>>526443375EEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>526436737>Sword of the StrangerNice! Always wanted to watch this.
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!
>>526451502AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*drags your homunculus into the forest*
>>526450698>>526450963Sorryyyyy... next week though!
How much does someone have to spend before you consider them a whale?
>>526457314No, you have cooties.
>>526457461I'd say like $2000+ on one game?
PERCY! OUR STREAMER HAS PLAYED ANOTHER POOP KILLER GAME.
What is a poop killer game
>>526457661Has anyone here spent that much?
>>526457843Well everyone is a whale then.
>>526460793>Well everyone is a whale then.Yes, but if you spent more than $10 on MA you're a fucking whale
How bad is the tranny stuff in Hogwarts Legacy?
>>526468370there's one story character you have to interact with 2 or 3 times,
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i keep dragging the rice into the skillet
>>526482884I guess you could call it a...
skillet issue
>>526468370like this poster said
>>526468594and honestly it feels like something they tacked on late hastily to appease the troons, which is pointless since there's no appeasing them
iโm losing it so fucking hard, wizzas
>>526490537No shit bitch, you're weeping with anime pictures on 4chan. You should stop crying and man up
>>526491226erm actually, thatโs a manga picture, not an anime one you dumb nigger
>>526490537Yeah I'm a bit disappointed with not-e3 season so far but switch 2 and mario kart did just come out so its okay.
>>526494540I ainโt got all that cash
>>526443445Finally, a version of Cassandra that Flavius can love while still being true to his feelings
>>526507321Goodnight anon
*slow guitar plucking*
Get along little hoggies, get along
>>526520520What the heck is the original context of this
>>526523341lol, no idea, just thought it was funny
>>526525502we have to go chunier
her name references male genitals 3 times
>>526527659I dunno about three
>>526525502Stoooop
>>526417387*Kisses all the girls real quick with my clove still in my mouth*
>>526237609Yes. HL protagonist or (You) is the chosen one. You're basically one of a kind. You have access to a primodial form of magic that no one but (You) have. This is the central plot of the game. The game explains that, because of your rare connection to Ancient Magic, you also have a strong affinity with every form of magic. Thatโs how you manage to catch up with the other students so quickly. HL protagonist, at just 15 years old, could even rival the best of the best like Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Grindelwald. Every motherfucker in this game is way out of your league.
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Club Dance starting now.
Sorry for the delay, my game keeps infinite loading at the start.
https://youtu.be/4g3WL38Dp1w
Keep it or sneed it?
>>526551506It's.... okay. Kind of interesting to get two death eater themed sets so close to each other.
>>526551506It'll be the first one I've spent more than free season keys on in a long time
>>526551506>another death eater outfit>still no mask and no hoodI'm gonna an hero into their HQs
>>526561083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMSfPEJob30
>>526575760Ye... I just got home, earlier than expected, but I'm super sleepy... I think I may possibly go nap.
>>526551506What
>>526552772 said, though at least it's less overtly Death Eater-y so while the previous one is pretty specific to that look this one's a bit more versatile.
>>526460793>Has anyone here spent that much?A few yeah (and no I don't mean me). At least I think?
>>526539871Ehh I kinda doubt the HL protag could rival Dumbledore/Voldemort/Grindelwald, except maaaybe if specifically spamming the actual ancient magic abilities. But they're definitely above the level of like any "normal" wizza.
>>526584556>A few yeahName them
>(and no I don't mean me)Whale
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>526597496Feeling empty, as usual.
>>526597496We're feeling goood
Watch yourselves around them
>>526607527Witches for this feel?
>>526607863Mega,mercy,my and loaf
>>526607527FROLICKING IN THE MOONLIGHT
>>526619497with the mooneniscalves
my oc canonically has self harm scars btw
>>526621181Yeah you and everyone else
>>526181778BARTY CROUCH.....JUNIOR....
>>526622980Goodnight anon
>>526620179>big eyed nigga squintingDO NOT TRUST DIS NIGGA
>>526627949He definitely planning something
>zenobias tits get bigger with each gobstone you bring her
i love mods
>>526638586But you hand them all in at once dont you?
>people doing everyday stuff not giving a damn goblins are terrorizing people
nani?
>>526652054The goblins shake people down so I guess they already paid
>tell myself i wont savescum
>almost act4 and i still dont have a fucking universal magic damage up clothing enchant
not even rank fucking one
>gathering more plants to bomb enemy camps with
>this reminds me to tend to my berries in pokemon soulsilver
thanks, JK Rowling
>>526665931Smoothing the smooth
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The entire upcoming wheel:
https://www.reddit.com/r/HPMagicAwakened/?rdt=55391
Mmmmm meh
>>526671171Parnasse dรฉcor? Nice.
>>526673326ANON NO! DON'T SUMMON HIM!
>>526677774Someone do a dickbutt edit
>>526527659>tugwoodLOOOL!
>>525974995Age/Status relationships are by far the best and always work out in the long run!
This is an undisputable fact.
TODD WERE IS MY TES:6 TRAILER!!!
>found a folder with saved pics from hogleg threads
I wanna go back
How are you meant to find active social clubs on this game? Like, every club I was able to join is full of people but no one ever talks or bother hosting events!
I tried searching in the notice board for active clubs, but the search function is completely broken and doesn't give me any results. Tried asking around in the world chat, that didn't work out because i got ignored.
The only clubs that seem active from the outside are completely focused on dueling which, like, don't get me wrong, I understand, but it's not my type of thing at all.
>>526689718just join the thread's club
>>526689531Yup, this gacha shit really killed the thread
Even the individuals it brought are all dull fucking drones, as one would expect from someone who plays mobile games
Fucking sad
>>526690615Sorry, should've clarified! I left the thread's club a while ago and not returning.
>>526692538Based Megahater
>>526683509You mean age gap and status gap relationships? Based and true.
>>526694787Yes, relationships aren't supposed to be equal "partnerships" that irks me to no end and the divorce rate in the modern world reflects that.
>>526692956Huh? I've never really interacted with her to the point of, like, hating or liking her.
>>526673114@grok remove the bubbles
>>526698998One anon hates Mega because he was kicked out the club with the other non-whites so he's been a salty bitch ever since
>>526688446Let him cook
>>526689718>>526692538Try those clubs that send assists to the chat
>>526689959None of his larpers frequent /vg/ it seems, kek.
>>526673114The only stinkyrin who bathes
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>>526710267Ooh, that's a really smart idea! I'll give that a try, thaanks!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>526689531post some of your favorites
>>526734223I hope you are doing fine. I miss you.
>>526759716Goodnight anon
>>526691149This was the Hogwarts Mystery general for a full decade before you Legacy troons hijacked it with your tedious avatar eRP and cytube clique faggotry. Now that you attentionwhores have fucked off this is the return to normalcy. You shan't be missed
>>526671696>Baten KaitosUnfathomably based
They should make a Hogwarts Mystery 2 that's actually good.
>>526771759They should just let the MA devs give their own spin to the characters. Like back to Hogwarts season for most of them. At least that way the cast would receive actual models.
>>526773693Having them just show up like "hi im the guy from the other game i went to your school 20 years ago" isn't very exciting.
>>526785435We can only dream
>>526766391>>526771759>>526773693Don't you have your own general?
Oh wait, it's completely dead. Haaaaahahahaahahah.
>>526785435They should've cgi'd Justin Trudeau in blackface instead, he'd make a good black Snape
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>>526766494It's been one of my favourites since back in the day, it was (and still is) such a stunning game.
>>526795439Male taste in game selection
More casting
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/hbo-harry-potter-cast-dursleys-malfoy-1236259967/
>>526766391>eRPNever happened here, you're thinking of the other general
>>526742747because of matti.
>>526746527I'd say same but dunno who you are, sorry!
>>526799729The two dirtiest little ducks rp'd getting frisky in the bath over here
>>526785435They could put him in a less jarring role if they still want to replace a major character. Maybe Lupin
>level 31
>already ran out of things i wanted to buy with talents
bros?
>>526661531Very good; engaging in plant terrorism is a classic /hpgg/ activity. Pic related.
>>526800826>>526803212Thank ye Miss Megamelons.
>>526627949>>526628492Mooncalves are always up to something and should not be trusted.
>>526691149No, it was really bad in the period immediately before MA launch. The thread would probably be gone or very dormant without MA; it did help but just doesn't have as broad appeal as HL did... MA brought something like 20 new people here; Legacy brought over 120.
>>526785435Mmm... if true I feel kinda bad for him but it would definitely be the right choice.
>>526806096Ehh I still think it wouldn't be that well-received. People have had 24 years since the first film at this point to firmly establish their mental picture of the characters based on the original casting, and pretty much every other piece of HP media has adhered pretty closely to that. So I think any really major deviation in appearance is going to be pretty jarring to most people. Doubly so if *most* of the characters look similar to how they've previously been depicted and then there's just like one or two who are totally different.
>>526792069Hehehe.
>>526742946>>526791006No, find your own. My husband is in them
>>526811284Silence neck snapper
>>526817049Oh, you have some pics of me...
>>526818278Not likely, get lost weirdo
>>526795439Female taste in game selection
>>526786887Can't read the moonruns, but somehow this is incredibly relatable.
>>526786887cute cute cute
>>526803886>because of matti.Huh? What happen?
>>526837715He made fun of him getting pounded by Eoin and memorialized it through the medium of pictorial expression.
>>526837715Voldy is just being a performative faggot.
He spent months gaybaiting and Matti drew borderline nsfw art of him in response to him joking about gryffs. Voldy posted a smug reaction image saying it wasn't him because of it having the wrong eye color or some other retarded response. Matti changed it and also made the other guy in the picture to be Eoin. Voldy did that faggy fake stutter typing in response.
Later he left the club and removed a bunch of people and said he was leaving the thread. He's gone back and forth like five times on it.
>>526839268best explanation by far
>>526839268Now I get why nobody misses him
What's the moral of this story?
Abigail seems to get lots of stuff lately
>>526842634if someone does something you donโt like just say so and see if they apologize instead of being a whiny bitch about it and taking it out on everyone else
>>526818278>>526818807Ooooooo, you LIKE himmmm
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>>526837715Matti posted a lewd drawing of Voldy and he was uncomfortable with it so he left the club and only occasionally posts in thread now. I don't know what
>>526839268 is talking about with so called gaybaiting, he said he was bi a few times.
>>526843802People are awakening to the redhead superiority.
>>526842634That the average hypogigi needs a psychologist?
>>526845759My eyes are open. I can't choose between blonde ojou-sama and Redheaded tomboy
>>526842634Don't play gay chicken with gay men if you're gonna chicken out.
>>526846945Do werwolf girls have normal or canine pussys?
>>526851857Normal when normal wolf when werewolf obviously
>>526845525>so-called gay-baitingyou are blind if you didnt noticed it
>>526853068best of both worlds
>>526853068Probably this.
>>526689531It was a really creative time. Lots of stories, shitposts, artwork.
>>526867516We gotta come up with a new way to play with our dolls
>>526875029Goodnight anon
>>526851857Well, now, let's ask the expert wolf girl.
>>526891104This author has some breeding fetish
>>526902236Men also do this about their waifus
>>526909504>Not bringing Daniel and Tom for James and LuciusLAME
>>526909802Tom has given his full throated support to JK, making him the enemy of troons and their allies everywhere
>>526910159OMG I love Tom now (no homo)
>>526909504They look ai generated and that's probably fitting cuz with what's happening with Warner this show is not happening lol
>>526909504Ngl Petunia is kinda hot and Molly... looks like Angela White in this pic
>>526909504I feel bad knowing that Lavender Brown ends the series with her throat ripped out by Fenrir Greyback
>>526919648sic semper thots
>>526891104Do men like this even exist? Where can I find one?
>>526920582Idk, At this point I'm trying to groom one to be like this.
>>526902236>>526920582All humans are like this
>>526910159Yes, even such a milquetoast "I don't really pay attention to that noise" is tantamount to "death to all troons" to them.
Club Events in 48 minutes.
At least Hogwarts Legacy managed to outperform Dragon Age: The Veilguard
>>526927745Even the Gollum game is better than Dragon Age: The Veilguard
>>526927745Legacy could very well have turned into another Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The writing was paper thin and only saved by the strength of the general setting, which wasn't enough for Dragon Age: The Veilguard
>>526928669Veilguard have the stupid neutral language in many dialogues and documents in the game, Legacy have only Sir Ryan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bagY1eH6XpA Upcoming anniversary event stuff. I'm glad most of the super gacha rewards lately have been bad.
>blitz'd a huge portion of the game so i can get bombarda and other stuff like alahamora
>sidequests piled up
>did them all besides sarona and the broomsticks thing
i hate that voice so much
>>526938741I know what you mean, I was hitting the mute button whenever I passed close enough to the inn to trigger a voice line, such a low effort phlegmy pain in the ears.
Still could be worse, could have been like Musk's brat.
>HL just got updated
>Now getting a message saying the game crashed because of "unofficial mods" being present, and WB wants me to get rid of them just to be able to play the damn game
Woooooooow
>>526943781Many such cases
>>526935783Oh finally the first time bonuses are resetting, nice. Purple jewels are way too expensive without that.
Maintenance is in 30 minutes. Handle your food and plants.
>>526954568Thank you for the reminder
>>526943781Wow why would Todd Howard personally do that to you why does he hate mods that much? It's so tough being born yesterday and not knowing updates break mods in all games.
>>526964905I wish Todd actually was the one in charge of developing this game
>>526964905Bethesda is mod friendly
Iโm going down on her. She tastes so goodโฆ
>>526943781The game crashed because they fucked with the files again, so mods need to be updated once again.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP
>>526972338Wake me up when maintenance is over.
>>526972338NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Absolute insanity. For reference the final one is almost $20,000
>>526982959There's even a little exclusive shop that sells a whale only duelling court.
>>526982959>>526983216Western devs are afraid to do what it takes to bring in this kind of income, they're scared to make all male player characters beautiful and fabulously dressed.
>>526982959Already spotted someone in the wild wearing one (yep)
Why didn't the snatchers just use reparo on the bridge?
>>526990048Because then they'd snatch someone
>>526990048shoulda just used accio desu
>>527000776Goodnight anon
>>527000776Goodnight cutenon
>>526982959Ummm, just stop being poor?
Just got HL on sale for $15, finally playing through it and got to this point.
Why in a world of magical artifacts, transfiguration, polyjuice potion, and so on, do they just put on a dress and leave it at that? Is that why this one is working at a bar? Trying to afford the Oestrus Mutatio treatment at St. Mungo's? I just don't get it.
I know JKR's worldbuilding is generally shit and full of continuity errors and failed logic, but come on...
>>527011171You know, for a character that has less than 5 mins of screentime in the entire game, Sirona sure lives rentfree in a lot of heads.
>>527011645A testament to the visceral level of disgust even small doses of troon can provoke
>>527011645Trans women have been all society has been able to think about for about 10 years now so it makes sense. Hell people wouldn't even remember Legacy if it didn't have a connection to trans women, it's just a pretty decent ubisoft type game without it.
>>527014083I just find it so fascinating that most 'woke' things in the game are mostly footnotes. You don't have a Veilguard tier plotline about a character being non-binary and shit.
>>527011171>People call LGBTQI+ people snowflakes>Same people write whole storys how they dislike that one woke character that has 5 minutes of screentime and/or looking for a mod to change the voiceAlways funny to see.
With this new wheel outfit, the power of anime is now MINE! And with this I will finally take the FRIENDSHIP which has been denied from me. BWAHAHAHAHA!
>>527020921>whole storiesi mean, short attention spans, 4chans limited post space. i can see what you think that means
>finding modswe both know that this does not take much time at all outside of your first few mod installations
>>527024230And yet somehow we always get a few sniffing around every time it's on sale. I mean how hard is it to google based kek pepe racism mods site?
>>527024712did you have a stroke or do you really think your two comments link up?
additionally, if they all want the same mods how are they snowflakes?
last i checked each snowflake is different
>>527025347Oh you're new here, don't worry about it.
>>527025435awww you didnt realize what you said until now and defuncting to one liners, i can do that too!
welcome to 4chan!
>>527011645Sirona's presence in the game is much larger than just her screentime. From references to her by other characters like Garlick, Natsai/Poppy/Sebastian, in-world quest entries, involvement in main story and an entire side questline, she is larger than life and arguably one of the most memorable characters in game, she'll be remembered long after everyone than perhaps Sebastian, Ominis, Garlick, maybe a few of the more prominent teachers, and more than some of the more central characters like Ranrok, Rookwood, Isidora and Figg
we dont need thread bumps this badly folks
>>527025663Hannah will kill herself if she doesn't get to rant every day during quiet hours
>>527025763sounds like a male trait
This season's story was about a well-meaning but autistic Elon-like immigrant genius savant venture capitalist and his singled-minded obsession with capturing the essence of the quaint English smalltown charm which drew him there in the first place, but who ends up nearly destroying the very object of his pursuit in the process.
What was the lesson here? What are the devs trying to tell us
>>527026504we should hate the french
>>527026504>What was the lesson here? That foreigners should be ruthlessly gatekept from partaking in local tradition and driven back into the sea
>>527025816Straight men don't need that much attention
>>527026802One day, so too will the Legacyfags who have hijacked this general from its true purpose meet the same fate
>>527027021you try for over 2 years and you are not even slightly successful
>>527026504That Honeydukes owns and creates a bunch of its lollies. Didn't know that desu
>>527024230>i mean, short attention spans, 4chans limited post space. i can see what you think that meansI mean in general, not just here. But stll, this paragraph has half the amount of the voicelines Sirona has in the whole game.
>we both know that this does not take much time at all outside of your first few mod installationsIt does not but the fact that people can't sit trough 5 sentences from a trans character shows they are much bigger snowflakes than any queer person.
>>527027889>much bigger snowflakesok
so
alright
you still reading?
ok
if a buncha people want the same thing, they are not snowflakes
whats going on here is that you do not have the word to call them thats derogatory enough
>>527027021Nobody told you to leave, your exile is self imposed to feed your victim complex.
>>527028341>if a buncha people want the same thing, they are not snowflakesOk. So you would never call queer people snowflakes if they want representation in games, etc? Because those are also a bunch of people wanting the same thing. Well thats good to hear.
>>527028341Go away underage tourist
Sir Ron A. Ryan
least manly penis-kin :^)
Someone post the name list
>>527032994https://vocaroo.com/1m7vZW7ykLTA
>>527029026there are more genders than pokemon right now, learn what snowflake means before continuing
>>527034128The sirona alt name list, not the shame list
>>527039183Iโm a little bit awake.
>>527042343cute sleepy anon
>>527026504>EnglishYa fukkin won m8?
Elliot and his wife
(There are further pics by this artist of Daniel breastfeeding the baby)
>>527050632Other than McGonagall there's nothing Scottish at all about Hogwarts and Hogsmeade. It's a literal English and mick colony in the middle of the highlands
>>527050950One assumes with the sort of advanced magic Sirona wished he had access to back in 1890
Club Events in 20 minutes.
>>527050059HA, get Niffled huffledork!
>>527025763I didn't rant or mention troonies in forever, you realize 4chan is not a liberal website right? Like I'm one of the least transphobic people posting here...
>>527027021Why did you guys even leave in the first place?
All you had to do is download Hogwarts Legacy and join the party. lol
>>527053035Whoever drew this is definitely a pedophile
>>526880971>Tablet pen died before I could scribble Abigail doing the meme>Charge cable has gone missingFML
>>527053035Gryffindor's don't develop like that
>>527055634Source?
No source?
Just like I thought.
Why are there so many people who like snakes when canon wise all of them were evil and irredeemable?
I am pretty sure snakes are even most popular in Hogwarts Legacy.
>>527054850That would be funny, I hope you find it
>>527056860Because wealth dominant blonde men with questionable morals and a deep heritage are the hottest by a MILE?
I mean how is that even a question.
Besides our Legacy snakes were all funny, based and often posted.
With a few exceptions, you know who I'm talking about.
Gryffindor guys were cool too, but only Matt and Matthew posted enough to be staples.
The other two Houses had it pretty rough, each featuring like one cool Wizard.
>>527059161Well I know that people like Malfoys, even back when HP was just released and movies were filmed many liked Draco. But it was because of Draco rather than Slytherin itself.
Like no one ever shipped Harry with Slytherins other than Draco or Snape. So it was always because of the characters rather than house.
And Hogwarts Legacy doesn't feature Malfoys anyway, since it's set in 1890s.
>>527051791>Magic Awakened has been a NTR game the entire timeNow I finally see
>>527056860Probably to be contrarian and be a 'good' Slytherin. Also Merlin was a snake, too. Gotta count for something.
>>527056860The snakes got killed off and those that didn't, drank the water that turns snakes gay.
>>527059606>Like no one ever shipped Harry with Slytherins other than Draco or Snape.>Hasn't heard of Daphne GreengrassThat's like one of the fandom's favorite self-insert vehicles alongside Susan Bones for the puffs.
>>527060778>Daphne GreengrassShe's perfect
>>527060778>Hasn't heard of Daphne Greengrasstl;dr? Isn't that canon Draco's wife?
I only know of og books/movies and Hogwarts Legacy though.
>>527059161>Besides our Legacy snakes were all funny, based and often posted.:)
>With a few exceptions, you know who I'm talking about.:(
>>527062308No, it's her sister
>>527062308Daphne Greengrass is Astoria's older sister. Astoria Greengrass is the one who married Draco, had a blood curse, and then died from it.
Other than that, I don't think there is a lot mentioned about Daphne
>>527062308It's the older sister of Draco's wife. A little fun fact, but the fandom generally depicts her as a blonde due the extra (seemingly) playing, and also have her be a bit of an ice queen. Kinda similar to Cassandra in MA.
>>527059161>blondet.hannah
>>527062852>Other than that, I don't think there is a lot mentioned about DaphneYeah I never remember that name in books.
Why is she popular?
>>527065025She's a self insert for a lot of women. People add a bunch of headcanon to her and like to pretend that's how she actually is.
>>527063290Does Hannah like blonde men?
>>527066183From what I've observed yes otherwise I would've guessed it was My
>>527065025Basically
>>527065393 . Daphne is a canon character you can use to get away with writing a Slytherin OC since there's hardly any info about her.
I think there's like only one or two lines in the entire series that mention her, so it's stupid easy to miss.
>>527063086She looks cute here
>>527065025>>527065393>>527067749Should be noted that despite being OC fodder, there have been a couple of things that became general fanon/headcanon for the wider fandom, like being a defrosting ice queen or her family not being Death Eaters.
>>527060598NO, I'm evil, stop laughing.
>>527068810>not being Death Eaters.So basically she's a Slytherin but not a Voldemort supporter?
New hair makes her look like Shadowheart
>>527075376Prefer the old hair, though. But the new outfit is pretty good.
>>527027889> the fact that people can't sit trough 5 sentences from a trans character shows they are much bigger snowflakesI like how you keep rambling on and on about snowflakes and 'muh 5 lines' don't even address the question. Why, in a setting with a plethora of magical options to express yourself, is there such low-effort token representation?
>this paragraph has half the amount of the voicelines Sirona has in the whole game.Thanks for mentioning there is a mod; I hate the metallic distortion in the AI voice pitch. Why did they use it on this character, didn't sound manly enough?
>>527077735Is butterbeer actually alcoholic? What does it taste like? Did MAC invent putting butter in a pint?
>>527027021Don't tell him...
>>527078396Will it be about wizards again? The character holds a wand.
>>527079453If job posting leaks are to be believed, WB is trying to shill the HBO reboot and it'll be set there.
>>527082786she heard you bragging about your OnlySquibs earnings
>>527077984If you go by historic recipes, yes, but a lot of the alcohol will have been simmered off.
Just started Legacy.
Why are the tubs so fucking dirty?
>>527086601there are like 2 instances of the magic tubs basically telling students they need a bath
cleaning them however is another thing
>>527086601Ravenclaw tubs, please understand
>>527077735IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>527082786owlery shootings PTSD
>>527079653Learn to read gooder
>>527088617Is this why they're the stinky nerd house?
>>527088708it's really you
>>527090437When this first came out, I always sent out a bunch of owls saying random things and tried to find other club members. I never found anyone.. of course, when I do it again you find two of mine!!!
>>527086601The toilets also very bad. Maybe they didn't invent that cleaning spell yet
>>527091597An image you can smell... what the fuck are the house elves doing?
>>527092595Sometimes you see them scrubbing the floor with a brush or something and I don't know if they invented cleaning chemicals yet but I suppose Hogwarts would never use them anyway.
Club Events in 60 minutes.
>>527092595Makes me wonder how many magical divorces there have been over a wife nagging her husband for not casting Removus Pissus from the toilet bowl.
why can't certain other generals be this quaint?
>>527092595at first they just went and shat wherever, and used magic to get rid of the evidence
then they had to borrow plumbing from muggles
but they never learned that they were supposed to keep these plumbing features clean
such is the advanced society of the wizarding world
>>527073090#not all slytherin
Remember homework?
Remember thread artists?
Remember thread writers?
Remember combat sheet autism?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>527109127this place is now so dead that not even a tumbleweed passes by
>>527109127I remember thread Quidditch and I miss it so much...
>>527109575let's play some quidditch anon
>>527109127too close to mega for comfort
>>527109715I meant the thread Quidditch that haitham and eva used to run in the thread... those were some of the best days here
>>527109872You can never be too close.
>>527028849anon goes straight to jail!
Dropkicking a niffla like a football
>>527111475How is it gross?
it smells like muggle in here
>>527109127New homework: what magical creature would your cool oc eat?
>>527111909Sorry that was me.
>>527112489Mooncalves feel like they would be edible, I don't know why exactly.
don't eat the magical creatures...
>>527113902Iโm going to eat the magical creatures
>>526839268Why didn't he just draw Matti getting fucked by Fagolan in response?
>>527112601>>527112706Fucked up
>>527112742Sensible and canon
>>527112831Fucking call Azkaban what the fuck
>>527114268he could have, but it would have just been a get back, whereas the original pokes fun at him being fruity and pouty with eoin in cytube and shit.
>>527116269Cringe. Here find someone else to parasocially attach to already https://www.twitch.tv/
>>527112831>>527114768Probably because they look like lamb which is delicious
>>527107152I remember that unhinged tweet... do you think wizards bothered to pull down their pants and pop a squat, or just shat their britches right there?
Honestly if they can do that, why not just magick it out of your colon once you feel the pressure?
>>527109127Did anyone have a favorite homework? A lot of them were fun to do but I canโt think of just one.
>>527116136well yes, but it would have been funny
Bonus points for making it as disgusting and deranged as possible
>>527118810I like the aesthetic sheet, even though mine is trash.
BAKE BAKE BAKE
Or I will do another Cassandra thread
>300 second thread timer
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Another Cassandra thread coming
>>527118810the aesthetic sheet produced some of my favorite completed homeworks, but my favorite work as just the homework itself was ava's divination homework. loved tha tone
>>527118967the og pic wasnโt even that bad as I remember, I do not remember it actually showing of anything
>>527121808>>527121823This means these evil blonde white women are married to each other now
>>527121828The og pic was a gryff fucking Voldy
>>527112489I still want my yeti spaghetti
>>527127273What does this mean?