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>>525909512

>>>/wsg/5892591

I wish Ding won

>>526426092 (OP)
These OP pics just get gayer and gayer
This one is just a wall of text

>>526426408
Concede

can we get a new op preferably an e-girl or gothamchess

>>526420652
since you are being honest, were you aware that gukesh was also beaten by magnus(and others) in this same tournament?
I assume indian media is glossing over that part right?

>>526426597
lol

>>526426281
oh nonono indiabros they fucking poomed us...

>>526426597
Best I can do is Pinkamena

>>526426734
Gukesh is only 19. Hes crushing people far more experienced than him.

>>526427079
he hasnt crushed a single person, his only wins are from behind when opponents fuck up and gift him it

>GOAT chess player, Aryan, 180IQ
>fumble to a 19y malnourished jeet

>>526427241
and that's what no one did

Fucking Anna

>Average Anna Muzychoke loss

>>526428115
(I capped this in advance because I knew she would lose)

>>526426483
I'm not the one you're having a bitch slapping contest with
I think you're both fags

>>526428505
So you’re saying you’re not here later as I requested

A producer unironically needs to tell Tania to stop going on nationalistic tangents, she’s currently talking up how big of a superstar Vaishali’s MOM is in India, we do not care. It’s out of control

>>526428115
The moonfaced cutie will hold, trust the plan. It was a pretty sad choke though.

>>526429680
Yeah she won the tournament but it’s completely undeserved and everyone is rolling their eyes at her

>>526429680
Let's gooooo

>>526430304
Ridiculous. Yesterday's game against Wenjun was a legitimate masterpiece.

>>526429680
Show them how you don't care by watching another stream, I suggest naroditsky hess, vishy and cirilla(fabi's sidekick) on norway chess is also an option

>>526430668
I’m happy for her that she played a single good game, but there’s a reason I took a screencap with 100% confidence that she would lose a completely winning position. She’s a trash player and played like shit through most of the tournament, her and Gukesh sharing tournament victories would be poetic

>>526430964
you sound miserable

>women's chess
lol what's next, voting rights for them?

Our boy Magnesium looks busted against Arduino. We need to give him our energy.

>>526430964
>scored 2 classical wins against the highest rated players
>won most of her armageddons
>her acpl this tournament should be around 10 for the classical games (even if she motly just did her best Wesley So impression)
>shit tournament
You're talking out of your ass.

>>526432219
No I’m really not, the conversation is just over your head

>>526432004
>average poocash supporter in the lichess chat
lmao can't make this shit up

>>526432298
Retard

>>526432548
Yeah for sure. Here’s a hint genius, nobody is disputing the fact that she has been winning games, considering she won the tournament. You’re truly breaking new ground with that analysis, thank you for those revelatory stats. You’re your own stupid person’s idea of an intelligent person, nuance is beyond you.

more like magshit carlfaggot lmao

Fabi will find a way to choke for sure, right? Draw or loss guaranteed

>>526432725
Hes not playing an engine. Hes playing some rando who was only freshly made a gm. Theres plenty of tricks available and theres only 1 hour left. If there were 2 hours then sure magnus might have a hard time but with only an hour left, that black guy hes playing against aint leaving with a win. This is a draw with perfect play.

>>526432753
Throwi is currently working diligently to burn all of his advantage on the clock. But I like him, so I'm rooting for him.

>>526433504
rooting for fabi is pure suffering he's such a throw machine

>>526432725
Arjun's advantage just totally evaporated

Bruh, Arduino threw and lost his advantage. Let's see if Carlos can take advantage of it. It's not easy.

The Ng5 idea is really cool

>>526432692
You said she played like shit, that's blatantly wrong and somehow that fact made you type up that faggy paragraph. Obnoxious niggers like you make this thread way worse but chess is like catnipnfor your type.

>>526433791
Not against Magnus, he won’t see shit
>>526433910
Yes it is lol, nice pre-cope

Told you

>>526434586
Maybe he wants to keep the chance alive for more than a perpetual... it is starting to look harrowing, howbeit

>>526434720
No lol he has no winning chances and only needs to draw to win the tournament, he just couldn’t see it

Is Magnus winning?

If Fabi doesn't convert that game, he should hand in his glasses. He's not worthy of them.

>>526434939
>no winning chances
You don't believe in those knights?

>>526435624
material count is even saar also please redeem 0.0 evaluating thank you sir

>>526435424
engine says: no
my shitter assessment of the practical odds: no, looks like draw

>>526434939
>>526435769
>-2

Bro, Cagnus if playing that game for a win. Can't believe the cojones on that guy.

>>526435769
uh oh
>>526435892
yes thanks

little jeetcel got greedy and took the pawn LMAO

>>526435424
He is now

>>526435959
>-6 sesse

Magnus is getting low on the clock. I know that he's the best speed chess player in the world, but he hasn't been himself in these time scrambles during this tournament. He might still throw.

>800 rated /pol/tards prematurely celebrating because the bar told them Fagnus could win

>>526437064
KWAB also rating?

>>526437064
This comment makes me strongly suspect I'm rated at least 500 points higher than you. And you were the one blindly accepting the computer eval when black's position obviously had potential

>>526437464
>>526437872
Ack!!

What a game

I can feel the fabi throw coming any second now

MY NIGGA DID IT

HAHAHAHA

Pajeets blundered all in the last moment.

Aaand Magnus wins the tournament. Who could have seen that one coming. Still, he should have won that game against Arjun.

Slowbrains were getting punished this tournament.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>526438131
>Fabi throws it just to get the favor returned

LMAO

Tfw your swindles fail

IT'S OVER

>>526438521
KWAB

filthy street shitters are real silent now huh?

What a kino tournament

OH NONONO POOSARRS NOT LIKE THIS

Poor Gukesh. But he was extremely low on the clock, it's okay. But it just shows he's not at the level of the best players (like Fabi) yet. I'm happy for Fabi. In his usual fashion, he had to throw in the end, but got that miracle fork. Honestly deserved, He was the one getting fucked by tactics the past few games, it was his turn to get some.

Why do you guys make everything about race?

Hey poos

>>526438296
Arjun very nicely held the draw. Magnus was winning but could not mate lion Arjun

>>526438842
why do you shitskins always cry about it when you lose lmao

>>526439248
Lmao

>>526439248
KWABKESH KWABARAJU

Most classic poo loss
>*shart* GUEEN :D Sar warth many rupees of chess SARR
>insta loss
Literally identical to poo shitters online kek

>>526439327
this lol
>gukesh wins
INDIA N1 saars, cumskins can't compete, india century beginning, it's not that gukesh is the favorite INDIA IS THE FAVORITE(real post during the wcc) etc
>gukesh loses
don't be racist sar, chess has nothing to do with race, he's only 19 saar

Magnus is probably not very happy. Winning tournaments is simply not enough these days. He won all tournaments a billion times. He's considered the GOAT by many, including the world's best players. It's only winning by a wide a margin that matters these days, and it wasn't the case during this tournament.

>>526439891
>He's considered the GOAT by many, including the world's best players
No he isn’t. Only his friends

>>526440051
Hikaru sucks his dick hardcore and calls him the greatest player of all time. And they aren't friends.

>>526440207
Do you not see how it would be flattering to Hikaru to think that?

>want to rub my cock on Tanyas brown cunt
anyone else? she’s really grown on me since I first heard her screeches

>>526440398
Not really, no. Not anymore than any other top chess player. They all have terrible scores against Carlsen.

>>526440476
i want to hatefuck her

what happened to Praggnahand? i still remember him being praised by Magnus as the possible next go-at

>>526440553
nta but come on
>if only I wasn't in the same generation of the GOAT™ I would have been champion alas I have to live at the same time as magnus :')

>>526440553
Hikaru has won notable Rapid events against Magnus, beats him frequently in online Blitz and like other anon says, has a built-in excuse for never being world number 1. It’s very flattering for him to believe he’s right up there with the GOAT

>>526440730
died in the fires of poodor

>>526440730
You’re thinking of Karla. Magnus has always said Firouzja is the future, no one else

Hahahaha shitnus get fucked and still blows out the poos with fabi, great tournament finish

>>526441409
>blows out the poos
He couldn’t finish a winning position and then lost the Armageddon against Arjun, and went 1-1 against Gukesh. You live in a fantasy my friend

>>526441612
Poos lost, Aryans won, story as old as time

>>526440730
He just finished second in a great tournament with yet another Indian phenom taking first (and passing Nepo for breaking into top 9). He’s doing fine, thank you for your concern

>>526440773
He never won the candidates, so he can't really say that. He was always stopped by other players along the way to the world championship. Hell, he only made it ONE time to the candidates pre 2020s. He was also ranked nr 2 for a VERY brief period. It's only recently that he skyrocketed again to the 2800s and nr 2, and he's old and at the end of his career, so he probably won't capitalize on it. Players like Caruana, Nepo, or Aronian (despite Aronian not winning the candidates) could claim that, not Hikaru.
>>526440976
He won a small handful of speed chess events that magnus played in, with Carlsen winning everything else. When you look at the amount of world rapid and blitz championships, Carlsen has a shit ton. Hikaru has none. Their "rivalry" is played up by chesscom and chess youtubers to build hype, but they aren't at all competitive.

>>526441729
winners stay winning

>>526441914
It’s not complicated to understand why Hikaru would prefer to believe Magnus is the GOAT, stop trying so hard to make it so. You’re clearly just in a place where you refuse to accept it

Magnus spiritually lost this tournament as he well knows. Gukesh is the future

>>526442056
Again, he has no greater claim to the "I would be le best and WC if it wasn't for that pesky Cagnus" cope than any other top player.

>>526442215
Cool, it’s still more flattering to believe the GOAT is someone you’ve personally competed against and on occassion achieved good results against than anyone else, and no amount of posts by you will change that

>>526442206
The future of KWABing

Lmao

We're approaching maximum levels of SEETHE and COPE from jeets getting flushed.
We're going to need more toilet paper to clean this poo up.

I hope Ding comes back to play some Rapid/Blitz stuff.

Classical chess is really doomed desu.

>>526442037
>posts jeet tier edit
lol thirdies love this shit

Tourist /pol/cels aside

Rankings might paint a different picture but Gukesh came close to winning the whole thing in one of the toughest tournaments in a while.

What he should take away from this is - he is more than capable of beating any of the top players and he needs to work on his opening preparation. With more preparation he would have won many games outright instead of showing his class in time troubles. Magnus and Fabiano were not worthy opponents for him and yet it appears as if Gukesh was lucky against them. In fact their opening preparation could only take them so far

>>526442795
its ironic

>be fabi
>choke own chance a winning
>beat the only opposition on the last day
biggest cuck of all time

>>526442431
So by that logic no current top player's opinion matters on who the GOAT is, because you can't discount the possibility that they just want to make themselves feel better, if they choose Carlsen. Similarly, no top chess player of the past active during Kasparov's reign can claim that Kasparov is the GOAT for similar reasons. I think that's retarded. The guys who understand the game the best still are the most qualified to speak on it, even if there's a possibility of a bias. I'll take Hikaru's word over the word of a random IM.

Oh my God shut the fuck up

chess is so fucking gay

>>526443103
He got cucked by Arjun and Carlsen, buuut then he cucked Gukesh, so it evens out.

>>526443237
FWIW there was a tournament recently where they went around asking people who the GOAT is. The only people saying Magnus were his friends and associates like Jordan van Foreest and Dubov. Everyone else said either Kasparov or Fischer. The fact is that outside Magnus’s friends it’s not a common opinion that he’s the GOAT, but he is often promoted as such due to recency bias to casuals

>>526442958
Your boy LOST
He got TURD PRIZE
Keep crying about it!

>>526426281
jeetbros keep taking Ls today damn

Internet without a great Firewall is truly dead now.

4chan has been flooded with massive amounts Pajeets, and it's not even funny.

Old Moot would have GEO blocked them.

You can’t refute the logic that Indians are to be proud, so you resort to racism and wanting us to be silenced. But there is nowhere to hide. From now on the world champion will always be Indian. Four of the top 9 players are Indian prodigies. It’s over.

>>526443649
Link it. Were those the top players or some randoms? Judging by the fact that they were asking van Foreest and Dubov, I'll hazard a guess that those weren't the top players. Also, if you want to go just by objective strength, then it's clearly Magnus who's the GOAT, simply because he lives in the times of extremely strong chess engines and more globalized competition. I'd say that even today's top players not on Carlsen's level would smoke prime Garry or Fisher. And that's not really a controversial opinion. It's just that objective strength isn't the only things that's taken into account in the GOAT discussion.

God you’re a midwit

>>526444368
Nah I’m not go hunting down the clip and resorting to the SOURCE?? SOURCE?? angle of conversation says enough about you, I’m not trying to get one over on you retard it’s a real thing that happened lol, it was a strong tournament of GMs and that’s who they were asking. Also, you thinking this
>I'd say that even today's top players not on Carlsen's level would smoke prime Garry or Fisher
Speaks for itself. This is the level of the average person who thinks Magnus is the GOAT. You’re just completely out of your depth having this conversation

>>526444000
double trips of truth
except moot is a fag and a cuck and wouldn't've done anything

I hate fabiano caruana

>>526444000
mirin

>>526444953
>Nah I’m not go hunting down the clip and resorting to the SOURCE?? SOURCE??
Then shut up, faggot. Take your "claims" and stick them up your ass.
>Speaks for itself. This is the level of the average person who thinks Magnus is the GOAT. You’re just completely out of your depth having this conversation
You have no understanding of how chess works. To be at the top today, you have to know all the things people like Kasparov of Fisher demonstrated during their games. If you tried to play just using ideas like theirs today, when people use engines to prepare extremely deep opening ideas, you'd be fucked in today's top competitions. That shit simply doesn't work anymore. And the talent pool today is much much greater, because chess is much more popular, so all the people at the top are insanely talented. It's not like back in the day, when only the Soviets played the game seriously. The field was simply much weaker due to that fact alone.

>>526446138
Please stop posting.

>>526446428
Aw, is the poor baby gonna cry :(

It’s a bummer Magnus didn’t win today, that would have been an all-time game. He doesn’t have those of course, so he didn’t.

>>526446796
He was definitely distracted by Fabiano-Gukesh, he was craning to look up at their game more than playing his own

>>526444000
india is IP banned on basedjackparty, we could just move the general there
what do people ITT think?

Poos are seething

>>526441236
Imagine the smell

>>526447817
Can they buy chess.com?

>>526443237
you are literally autistic aren't you?

>>526447817
Nah, there's already only like 5 people posting here. Trying to move it somewhere else would only fragment the community even further.

>>526447817
i wouldnt mind moving but they arent that much of a nuisance here really, no one uses that site so the general would probably just die

>>526448583
It’s already dead lol, moving to /vg/ chased everyone off

>>526449501
kys pbt

>>526449501
this thread has more posts in 3 hours than tgchess gets in a month

>>526449784
Yeah mostly by you

>>526446796
He was busted for half of it. It was nowhere near an "all-time". His best game during this tournament was his first one against Gukesh. They both played perfectly right until the end, where Gukesh made one mistake allowing Carlsen to win in a very beautiful fashion. The beauty of that game got overshadowed by Carlsen's uncharacteristic throw during their second encounter.

>>526450032
Do you really need this explained to you

>>526449997
>everyone is le psycho samefagging
cope more andrea nerla

>>526450157
Yes, daddy. Explain it to me.

>>526450716
The very fact that he was busted is what would have made it an all-time win if he came back you impossible retard. This is why you were told to stop posting

>>526450813
Daddy, that was a trash game. A trash game with horrible blunders by both sides. A trash game is not an "all time" game, daddy. If those are "all-time" games to you, than you should perhaps stick to watching low-level chess.

>>526449997
Andrea Nerla pls calm down and take your pills (and yes, everyone hates you, kys)

>>526454508
thats not me

>enginebros when someone appreciates a comeback
>enginebros when a successful attack was unsound and hope chess because technically it could've been defended by finding 10 only moves in a row

>>526455597
you should kys anyway but it is funny to think about what if aerdna69 isn't the pbt?
the evidence for it is flimsy as fuck, it would be hilarious if this dude got doxed for no reason, like he's just a regular anon not antagonizing anybody then one day he opens the thread and he sees people posting pics of him,his address and stuff

>>526456278
Bro you seem really bothered

What am I supposed to watch now that Norway Chess is over? This sucks.

>>526458543
jeets getting run over by trains

why did this redditor have so many medals?

>>526459558
top of his boy scouts troop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzDoGmjcswQ

THIS FAGGOT IS SO FUNNY HAHA

>>526456582
maybe kys because you have no friends just a thought! love and peace.
>>526449501
uh oh you pointed out how dead this garbage general is time for epic anger at you...

>>526454508
lol we've returned to zoomers LARPing that their matrix hackers huh. we're doing 4chan!!!

>>526467451
Maybe if you do your part and start facilitating the spread of bird flu throughout the population we can get the general hopping again

>>526467718
Basic doxing techniques are extremely effective against normies and are in no way a 'matrix larp'
I think your emphasis on interpreting every aspect of board culture as a performative simulacrum, although containing a grain of truth, is generally not the correct lens through which to analyze content on 4chan

>>526468239
well then explain the doxxing oh wait you're a zoomer larping as an anime character with a 2 inch dick. sad your level of desperation to pretend it's 2002.

>>526459987
14:57 - he's saying b5 doesn't work, but isn't there b5 cxb5 axb5 rxa2 rxa2 rxc5? ra8

>>526468762
aerdna dropped his lichess username in the thread. (You can verify this with the archive, aerdna69)
The lichess account can be linked to both his reddit account with the same username (where he is a r/chess regular) and his chesscom account (don't remember how.)
He's italian, and the fide rating he put in his lichess profile is one point away from the rating of an italian player named Andrea Nerla, whose age also matches aerdna's revealed age on reddit.
aerdna is the name Andrea spelled backward.
The reddit account also gives numerous details of his life and his location, pictures of his apartment, etc.
I believe there are more connections, but I wasn't the doxing anon and I'm just explaining very basic facts off the top of my head

>>526459558
He was boss Tartar of the steppe.

>>526469791
Guess what, I don’t care. Everyone has a real life and you shouldn’t try to dig into it. What’s the point of posting his picture? Ge just looks like a normal dude, a handsome young man even.
How about people on 4chan try acting unlike complete retarded faggots for once. And no, I’m not him.

>norwegian chess player keeps winning norway tournament
I don't want to jump to conclusions, but aren't there concerns this shit is rigged?

>>526475997
A valid concern. Remember that tournament when he literally had special accommodations with his own private lounge to rest and prepare which no other player was given?

>>526458543
Watch Pinkamena's continuing growth and development

Now that Norway chess has ended, is it pretty much confirmed that Gukesh is a fraud WCC who got lucky and Arjun is a fraud 2800 who farmed lower rated players?

>>526478350
>is it pretty much confirmed that Gukesh is a fraud WCC who got lucky
maybe, but you can't really point to any other candidate who's significantly more deserving. without carlsen it's a pretty boring era, no standouts, just the variance of whoever in the top crowd is hot at the right time
>Arjun is a fraud 2800 who farmed lower rated players?
this one is undoubtedly true though

>>526477874
Sad. Also you’re weird man at least simp for a legitimate player who is of legal age in all jurisdictions (18 years 39 days)

>>526480435
>It's a pretty boring era
That's what gets me about it. I assumed it was because I was getting old and "new=bad", but I don't care anywhere near as much about super GM tournament chess like I once did. As soon as Naka/Carlsen/Caruana retire, I doubt I'll keep up with it at all.

>>526482405
She's more legitimate than anybody here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoGpF339i7s
>mogs you

>>526485684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mv143Cn03E

Apologize

>>526490324
No fuck this choker

>>526490324
if we consider what I've gone through overall as a fabi fan he still owes me a lot more before I apologize

sorry if this is a retarded question
are there any recorded cases of fraud GMs that farmed elo and norms with money? like paying/bribing

I had this endgame today. How comfortable are you drawing this with the bishop??
I drew it but my opponent probably could have done a better job at posing problems, plus he ran out of time.
It's not an endgame I see very much, I will tell you that.

Slick
https://lichess.org/training/oKMM5

>>526494469
yes

>>526494469
Well there's match fixing like Soviets. Not much else recorded

>>526494469
There are quite a few GMs who did 2500 rating, obtained the norms and title then never did anything of note again. I'd call those the resume GMs. Their norms (performance criteria for the title) were obtained in questionable tournaments where money is known to have changed hands in exchange for favorable outcomes. That's not a conspiracy mind you, it's fact. There are legitimate GMs who have been caught and banned for cheating in OTB tournaments as well.

>>526496052
I'd be so proud if I found this in a real game. Unfortunately I'd probably miss it.

Took me a YEAR to climb back to 1600 after slipping 300 elo in a single drunken tilt streak. I still can’t name the squares thoughbeit.

>>526490324
He could've won the whole tournament if he wasn't such a choker. Let's just hope this is him cleaning his mental house before the next candidates, otherwise Nepo will win it again

>>526478350
yes this is absolutely confirmed and anyone with any sense knew it already
>>526480435
>but you can't really point to any other candidate who's significantly more deserving
fabi, nepo, hikaru all are more deserving of being WC than pookesh

>>526502345
sounds like you were overrated

>>526485684

3+2 tournament starts in 6 hours
https://lichess.org/tournament/2d2rmtVB
960 10+2 start in 8
https://lichess.org/tournament/BmE6O9nP

>>526494469
Yeah, Azmaiparashvili. I don't think it was ever proved, but he became FIDE vice-president so it must be true.
He had some good Pirc games, though.

My new chess variant: dubchess
It's classical, but the players have to listen to dubstep the whole game

>>526511017
>fabi, nepo, hikaru all are more deserving of being WC than pookesh
world champions of tripping at the finish line maybe

>>526494495
it's an absolutely trivial draw, you just walk your king to a1 and black can do nothing about it

>opponent moves his King on move #2
>I realize I'm going to lose because I'm terrible at chess and god hates me

>stuck doing 12 hour night shifts because I need to pay off some debt fast or I'm cooked
>brain is absolute mush, playing like 500 elo below my usual level
>it'll be months before I can quit
It's unironically genuinely over for me. I long for the sweet embrace of death.

>>526535721
rip

>tfw too lazy to put any effort into improving
this sucks

>>526542085
>tfw putting in effort but still not improving

>tfw too lazy to even play the game, only shitpost on /chess/ and watch ecelebs

What's the chuddiest thing I can play vs 1.d4? Dabbled in QGD, KID, and Czech Defense so far.

>>526545391
abort

>>526519685
starting in 5 minutes

>>526545391
Chudfeld, objectively

>>526548378
This

>>526545391
>>526548378
>>526548874
define chud in chess
the opening that is most associated with "chudness" is the caro, if that is chud then the grunny isn't and viceversa

>>526557553
The Caro gets played against 1.e4. I don't really understand your point.

>>526557553
>>526557745
Basically just going to the beach and kicking over someones sand castle for no reason. e4 players want to fight, caro is boring and no fun. Chud move to play it.
d4 players want to suck their thumb and rotate knights around the board for 65 moves. Play the grunfeld and make the game a mess for everyone. Its like being the passenger in a car driven at 80+mph by a blind guy. d4 cucks do not want that

>>526558160
ok that makes sense

why is hans playing this cheater?

>>526559198
Where does he get all that money to organize those mini matches? Yes, 5k isn't a lot even by chess standards, but he's done it quite a few times now, and some of those matches had some production value behind them, which also costs money. And it's not like the guy is constantly winning the big bucks chess tournaments.

>>526560607
he's friends with some crypto billionaire who was supposed to bankroll him for the one million buy in tournament that didn't end up happening, idk if he's sponsoring these events too but it seems plausible

>>526560607
he has an arab crypto sugar daddy (not kidding)

>>526519685
960 is on going come join us

>>526559198
>18 games of blitz
>Followed by 18 games of Fischer Random blitz
>Best of 32
???

>>526558160
I play d4 and like facing the grunfeld. I don’t like facing 1…c5 ir variations of the KID where they play …Bg4 and take on f3.
To me, those are chud. Especially when they try to lock everything up on both sides of the board.

how is the be7 QGD not the chuddiest black opening vs d4?

>>526579362
I've been trying the Ragozin. Is that less chuddy?

>>526579362
Very chuddy, but the Lasker specifically is the chuddiest QGD imo. Semi-slav is also quite chuddy.
Overall I'd say against d4 you're approaching chuddy territory if you're not in a rush to play c5 or e5. Feld is chaddy, not chuddy.

anyone has the pic with all the fischer quotes about jews?

>>526584574
a6 slav has to be more chuddy than the semi. Imo a chuddy opening is one where yoy imagine the guy has a chud face when he plays it nothin more

>>526588905

>>526591202
thanks king

>>526591781
no worries my fellow antisemite

>>526591202
Magnus is one bad tournament away from going full Fischer mode.

>>526592334
im surprised he didnt against jeets considering so many of them are either known or suspected cheaters
i guess theyre a good cashcow (somehow) seeing as che$$com favors them as well with tania every fucking broadcast

>>526579362
Because that is presumably what white wants to face so the chudjak would have nothing to smirk about.

https://lichess.org/T6ah7Psc

ENOUGH TALK
let's dance
And don't play any of that weak PUSSY SHIT

>>526398207
He also has a checkmate named after him.
>The checkmate utilizes enemy pieces (typically a rook) and/or the edge of the board, together with a friendly knight, to confine the enemy king's sideways escape, while a friendly bishop pair takes the remaining two diagonals off from the enemy king.

>>526600913
Sorry, that last link was unlimited, this one is the real McCoy
https://lichess.org/iN9UwXyc

>>526601031
This isn't the one that constantly asks the player if he's catmixer, is it?

>>526601148
nah, I played that guy last night though

>>526601148
no, its catmixer

>>526592487
he knows that he would get canceled and I suspect that many GMs think the same of jeets or other players that have cheated or are still cheating, like an open secret between GMs. I think Caruana knows a lot of cases and has many stories, but somehow he can't tell those, perhaps jew.com doesn't allow him

See, I knew you guys were all talk.

>>526601031

>>526601031
lol and lmao.

>>526601913
/chess/ sissies, we pussied out

>nf3 niggas exist
>mfw

ATTENTION PLEASE

>>526620481
Nice

>>526601251
Kramnik literally worked with jeets. They're a huge part of the chess audience and unironically no one wants to upset the hordes of indian fans

>>526615325
is that a choker or a collar?

>>526641230
that's not a choker
here's a picture of a choker

>>526646481
kek gottem

>>526646481

what's next after norway chess?

>>526656036
hans vs nihal @ endgame.ai 1pm est

>>526656167
today? that's awesome.

>>526656167
Cheater vs cheater

>>526656167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsZ1v9aXWms

>>526673823
>hans singing never gonna give you up
unexpected kinography

>>526673823
Now that I think about it... what happened to Nihal Sarin? it's like all the jeets gave him the cold shoulder and jeet media forgot about him, he isn't invited to any tournaments anymore and it's basically a ghost, wtf happened? It's because someone caught him cheating or something?

>>526679216
probably, for some reason no one is allowed to notice anything to do with jeets and cheating and any mention of it gets deleted on any other site

Yes go ahead and try to hang onto that pawn, it's not like the rest of the board is important or anything.

>>526673823
>stream suspended
lol what happened

>>526679216
he was part of the jeet cheating insider circle and got caught so they all have to pretend like they've never met him in their lives

>>526444000
Nah, nothing will change until Russians are rangebanned. They actually think they're white. 4chan used to rangeban them (as did 2ch and futaba) and ever since it got lifted the site's been compromised by them.

>>526686824
chat probably got more racist than what youtube typically allows, I dont think he pays attention to the youtube stream and chat is unmoderated

>>526686824
>>526688384
he's playing ultra famous copyrighted music nonstop it was inevitable, you can still watch on endgame
https://endgame.ai/watch

>>526689240
>you can still watch on endgame
if i cant be racist to indians in chat, then its not worth watching

story in 2 parts

we out here

>>526696226
tomsmith2345bros...

https://youtu.be/CnODsrMCQQg

>"Here is where I'm tempted to start hehe yeah..."

START WHAT NIGGA? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THAT? START WHAT?

>>526718640
11:32 by the way... Sorry for double posting kek

>>526718803
post as much as you want bud you're the only one keeping this thread alive

>>526640540
I'd like to see Kramnik go hard after the indians. What happened to his "principles"?

>tfw became a bullet addict again after discovering the new Lichess app

what the hell are you doing?

>>526727091
hello karla

>>526722941

>>526422787
Retard. Imagine doubting Magnus and placing so much trust on a jeet

>>526730135
Sometimes 4chan glitches and double posts, especially if one has a bad connection. So maybe there was an accidental double post and he deleted the old one

>>526718640
Start stockfish, of course, so he can show the most educational line. 'hehe yeah' indeed

>>526744445
>Sometimes 4chan glitches and double posts,
no it doesn't
>So maybe there was an accidental double post and he deleted the old one
no there wasn't, the text and image are the same so 4chan would've said to wait 5 minutes before posting a duplicate reply

Another great day of cheating at the game of CHESS on the website of LICHESS where cheating is ALLOWed

>>526684404
>e3 in the QGA

>>526744842
>no it doesn't
yeah it does
it happened to me before

>>526745424
I like to spend my down time playing anon liblitz games with stockfish open on the second monitor. Really helps me relax playing at 99% accuracy in the anon pool after a long day

>>526696226
700s talking mad trash

>>526749005
You shouldn't do that, or like Naroditsky you'll start feeling tempted to turn on the engine when you sense there is a crazy engine line in a normal game

>>526548378
You get out-chudded by 4.Qb3, Russian system.

>>526679216
He's not high rated enough. It's as simple as that. He's also considered more of a speed chess specialist.
That Aravindh guy is the next Indian GM on the rise.

>>526761956
based

Anyone else fucking hate tic-tac-toefags?
They're always so full of themselves

>>526579362
Can't force a QGD. If you immediately go 1.d5 you get Londoned, if you try to go for the Nimzo and transpose to QGD after 3.Nf3 you get forced into a Catalan after g3.
If you really want to make d4 players mald play 1.e6. If 2.e4 just go for the French, if 2.c4 play d5 and you're in QGD without any faggy transpositional tricks so you can pick your line. If they play random shit like 2.Nf3 or 2.Bf4 just play c5 and since you've alreafy played e6 they can't go for the Benoni with d5.

>>526762339
Lmao how did nihal fuck up this bad

>>526762339
ah yes the guy who gained 75(SEVENTYFIVE) elo in the past 12 months at fucking 25, very talent such skill
remember when one of the arguments for hans being an otb cheater was that he improved too quickly in his late teens?lmao

>>526765032
Hikaru went from low 2700s to 2800s in his late 30s

>>526766254
he had been there before and only coma back from a slump not even remotely the same thing saar

>>526426092 (OP)
nice thread

lichess featured this article and I was curious how good he got focusing mainly on puzzle rush for 2 years
https://lichess.org/@/graque/blog/how-i-became-mediocre-in-puzzle-storm-over-2-years-part-1-of-2/b2GZoBol

I think literally every anon in this thread could score better than this guy's goal of 25 average per run

>>526771690
>its only 32 on puzzle storm
writes article about it
I was expecting someone at least 45-50

>>526771690
>I'm close to 50 years old and started to learn chess a couple years ago.
we are hitting levels of ngmi that shouldn't even be possible
but yeah I dislike puzzle storm and have done maybe 50 at most when the 40storm thing was memed ITG and still my record is 35

>>526774220
yeah thats pretty bad lol, he is a shitter though
do they really let any retard write a blog?

>he watches PegasusChess
>not the LEGENDARY LionChess
>ngmi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fzhNONyhjY

ecelebs were better back in my day

>>526781001
>I defeated a GRANDMASTER!! Here's how
>Has a 2350 fide rating
>Played vs a 2330 gm
That helps explain things
Also, how is that guy only 26? But anyway, the channel does seem to be kino

>It's time for your coaching session anon

>>526787462
>mfw happy cuz I gained 1 elo point on lichess due to them

>>526787462
Someone tell these niggas they can pick out the hair from in-between their eyebrows, there is no law requiring them to let it as it is

>>526795740
monobrow is high test

>>526656167
hans already won with 4 games remaining and he's clearly not even putting that much effort, yesterday he was singing most of the time, today he's constantly talking
it's almost like "online blitz specialist" isn't a real thing

>>526426092 (OP)
just dominated some guy playing the wayward attack
https://lichess.org/M6VLi8Mm/black#0

iykyk

>>526798887
Nice job.

>>526799674
how?

>>526800375
More insulting, if you can even imagine it, there’s one more title that’s WORSE than her lmfao

womanbros on suicide watch

>>526800375
Today I played an IM who wasn't even 2100 liblitz.

>>526804640
Women tittles are a joke but I wasnt talking about that, she's almost 2100 fide and not even 2000 blitz on lichess

are woman naturally capped at 2100 liblitz? are the higher rated ones cheating?

L

>>526819630
Women don't start cheating until later, you're thinking of Russian and Indian men

>get puzzle wrong on lichess
>Alright, I'll use a hint
>highlights the correct piece and shows every move it can make
>move the piece to every possible wrong square before landing on the right space
Hints mess me up for some reason. It'll highlight the knight or something and I mange to move the knight to every single wrong square no matter what I try to calculate.

>>526829197
you need to be in control of your emotions.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3ZNtYxwqYmo

>all these books
>0 tactics
He will never learn

Did Navara kill himself yet, need some new juicy chess drama.

>>526819630
at least one wcm got axed last month

>>526846041
>49 million rating points that could've been redistributed to the proletariat by lichess

>>526838448
Those books will be full of high quality tactics puzzles

>>526819630
CFN Fatality is over 2450 liblitz and libullet and obviously not a cheater
She's also below 2200 otb, so female blitz specialists do exist

>>526852160
Damn, a w*man is higher rated than me???

>>526853995
yeah, it is surprisingly rare though. Even Zefcatt who on paper should easily be a 2400 blitz player seems stuck around 2200

>>526854605
Her highest rating is 2330 in 2021, so I think she just doesn't have as much interest in the time control as in bullet and rapid. Or maybe she's gotten worse.

>>526846291
Meanwhile, lichess:
>they were banned one week after you lost to them so there will be no point refund

>>526859697
wait is that what happens?

>>526859697
>>526860103
They also won't refund your points if your rating is higher than it was before you played the cheater.
Their argument is that your rating will go back up to what it was before anyways because you'll be facing generally weaker opponents.

>>526860103
Not exactly in that it doesn't appear to be based on time elapsed. From what I understand, lichess' point refund system depends on how your rating has changed since the loss to the cheater took place. I think. This is why sometimes it gives you a partial refund or no refund at all when you get the rare 'a person you reported was banned' message. And I know it's a cheat when I get that message as I don't report other players for any other reason.

>>526860103
Yeah, it definitely does happen. Lichess has fallen behind chess.com in dealing with cheaters by this point I think (not that I play on chess.com, but based on what I've seen).

>>526860427
>>526860569
>>526860595
Oh, well that's fucking stupid
give me my points back thibauld you nigger

>pointlets begging for charity

>>526861336
cheating is point theft

>>526860103
>>526860569
Not even a week. 5 days

>When am I eligible for the automatic rating refund from cheaters?

One minute after a player is marked, their 40 latest rated games in the last 5 days are taken. If you were their opponent in one of those games, you lost rating (because of a loss or a draw), and your rating was not provisional, you get a rating refund. The refund is capped based on your peak rating and your rating progress after the game. (For example, if your rating greatly increased after that game, you might get no refund or only a partial refund.) A refund will never exceed 150 points.

source: https://lichess.org/faq#rating-refund

>>526860843
its a commie website just go change the source code yourself and stop crying about it

>>526866243
settle down buddy

https://lichess.org/@/jk_182/blog/norway-chess-2025-in-7-graphs/LVhemoKM
interesting stats on norway chess

>>526880283
Based analysis exposing frauds

>>526882369
>>526880283
kek
>>526419898
>>526420652
I wonder if this jeet is still around, if so kindly kys

>>526880283
>>526882369
kek what a shitter

>>526880283
This is what Ive been saying for a while about gukesh. He gets into bad positions all the time but he wins anyway. And that’s a good thing.

>>526890906
reminds me of a certain someone...

>>526880283
>>526882369
Hikaru was like two IQ points away from being the best player in history by a long shot

>>526891572
part of it it's because he's become so solid and slurpish, he doesn't try to win,and therefore take risks, as hard as the jeets and fabi do

>>526895141
I think he is trying to maintain his rating to qualify for candidates, so he played conservatively during norway chess.

would you rather played an european account opened 30 minutes ago or an indian account opened a year ago?
I'd still go with the european

>>526908072
yup, same

>>526908072
easily european
street shitters have nothing to lose. it's that simple

>>526908072
European definitely... but what about South America? Would you rather play against a Mexican or a Brazilian? What about a Peruvian or Colombian? We can go even further and say that Indonesians and Pakistanis are definitely cheaters

how to resist the urge to blog in this dead ass general about every game i am proud of?

>>526912092
just go ahead... look at gif related for example

>>526912092
>how do I resist the urge to talk about my chess games in the /chess/ general?
As long as you include the pic of some ethot with it, you won't be off topic

>>526912092
why would you need to resist the urge?
nothing wrong with posting chess games in a chess general

>>526912092
feel free, I always like seeing anons' games especially if they include some analysis or commentary. it's fun, I used to post my games and cool tactical moments in here fairly regularly before I devolved into a casual boolet monkey

[Event "rated classical game"]
[Date "2025.06.10"]
[White "me"]
[Black "otheranon"]
[Result "1-0"]
[UTCDate "2025.06.10"]
[UTCTime "13:56:12"]
[WhiteElo "1798"]
[BlackElo "1899"]
[WhiteRatingDiff "+15"]
[BlackRatingDiff "-71"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "1800+0"]
[ECO "C50"]
[Opening "Italian Game: Paris Defense"]
[Termination "Normal"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 d6 4. c3 Be6 5. Bxe6 fxe6 6. O-O Nf6 7. d3 Be7 8. b4 a6 9. Qb3 d5 10. Ng5 Qd7 11. Ba3 h6 12. exd5 exd5 13. Nf3 g5 14. Re1 e4 15. dxe4 dxe4 16. Rd1 Qg4 17. Nd4 O-O-O 18. b5 Nxd4 19. cxd4 Bxa3 20. Nxa3 a5 21. b6 c6 22. Nc4 Rd5 23. Ne3 Qf4 24. Nxd5 Nxd5 25. Rac1 Kd7 26. Qg3 Qxg3 27. hxg3 Nxb6 28. Rc5 Re8 29. Rb1 Kc7 30. Rxa5 e3 31. fxe3 Rxe3 32. Rb3 Re4 33. Rf5 Rxd4 34. Rf6 Ra4 35. Rf7+ Nd7 36. Rd3 1-0

>>526914506
Nice job, anon
Here is the Lichess analysis
https://lichess.org/b4wmu1ys#0

>>526891403
I hope you're not thinking of who I'm thinking of

Magnus just lost to Hans in TT

chessmafia bros!???

>>526924709
>>526926484
based, thanks for reporting it anon I needed something to watch while eating

>>526426092 (OP)
chess is a pseud game for people who wish they were intelligent

>>526860595
doesn't matter because all the cheats play on cheat.com anyway

>>526934724
only a pseud who wishes he was intelligent would write a post like this ironically enough
>>526935148
lordbentham says hi
I like and use lichess way more but let's not kid ourselves on .scam someone like him would have been banned months ago on lichess he most likely never will

live now on stlchessclub. no yasser though.
cairns cup? more like karens cup amirite?

Haha shitnus lol haha im laffin

>>526942909
there are literally hundreds of grandmasters neither I nor you ever heard of that are stronger than anyone in this pic and it would never cross any of you simps mind to follow their tournaments, none of those are even attractive so I really don't get why anyone should care

>>526943819
those tournaments are not broadcast live with commentary and video from the playing hall

>>526934724
sounds like the perfect game for me

When do I stop facing fried livers and wayward queens? If I don't shitstomp them immediately it's because I mixed things up and consequently get dumpstered. I'm tired, bros. I just want to play a regular game; is that reserved for people above a certain elo threshold?

>>526946516
>; is that reserved for people above a certain elo threshold?
kind of

fried liver pops up every so often but it's an easy counter

just learn the counters and really memorize them and you won't even notice the easy games it gets you

>>526946516
Those are regular games. Just because they aren't the mainlines of the mainlines doesn't mean they aren't legitimate openings that you can just steamroll over.
Swallow your pride, learn a little two knights and wayward queen theory and pay attention to where you blundered tactics.

>>526942909
Carissa and Alice are going to clean house

>>526943819
Ben Finegold's peak rating was 2563
Women really need to stay in the kitchen

>>526946516
1700 lichess

>>526942909
nice

>>526946516
It's just a rite of passage on the learning curve. Don't worry so much about when exactly it will go away. Just learn how to use the tempi they're giving you to get a development lead. This is not auto win for you. These openings are more or less sound. If you're playing in to the actual two knights defense and allowing Ng5, review the options available to you in this move order. It's not required that you allow this at all. After 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 you have Be7 or d6 or Bc5 or f5!! or g6 etc. All of these have theory.

>cairns cup
>not in cairns

>>526946516
>I just want to play a regular game
navigate the opening without getting busted immediately and they quickly become regular games

>>526946516
Unironically it kinda is. Once you get past a certain rating you start seeing mostly established theoretical openings.
But you have to earn the right to face them. The good news is that you have chess principles on your side against those bad openings. Learn the principles and learn the specific bad openings you face until you stop losing to them. Then you can move on to more regular games.

>>526942909
The other Muzy will win this one, God willing.
I'm really curious to see the freshly minted GM Bibisara and the pookies.

>>526946516
The second you learn the Sicilian. It sucks desu, I like to play the Traxler and the wayward queen is a free win most of the time too

Yeah… I’ve still got it.
https://lichess.org/Ln2U4eVt/white

>>526961848
why does the engine want the kingside pawn storm, and how did you recognize it? I would have just castled

>>526943819
It's just novelty. It never has been about simping or them being attractive or not.
The attractive e-girl crew is by and large worse at chess than every woman in that image.

>>526943819
I support women unconditionally. Got a problem with that, chud?

>>526963495
I'm curious about this too, g4 is an impressive move to find

>>526916483
between me and you, that dogs pretty hot

>>526969612

>>526891403
I'm too ignorant of chess history to have any idea who you would be thinking of

>>526971285
a cheater who intentionally gets in worse positions to drag out the games and avoid detection

>>526963495
>>526968785
Thanks. Typically against the fianchetto’d black kingside you do want to pawn storm when the opportunity presents itself, black was hasty to castle and should have maintained flexibility while he improved his position and started trying to undermine white first. When he castled in that particular position there’s nothing else happening on the board so I can start pressuring his king immediately and he has nowhere to go. I misplayed it after, (taking the bishop with Nxe6) I should have continued pawn storming and he would have been fucked. Black is supposed to be more cagey and slippery in these positions, instead he planted his feet in a worse position and I could just hammer him. I hope that makes sense.

I am now a Hans enjoyer

>>526991013
youve made this post 10 times in the last month seek help

>>526992394
I am also now a Hans enjoyer

>>526992394
I enjoy Hans as well

>>526974751
>Everyone who beats me is a cheater
>Trust me I am 1700 player

>>526992394
Another Hans enjoyer here

>>526993258
I actually have a bro crush on hans
>>526969612
And he is more attractive than this dog

>>526994723
>bro crush
you ever gooned to any of his games? just curious is all

>>526994979
Yes to this video
https://youtu.be/uiaybDv2XzA?si=Z4EM0KqLOdsOkDBS

>>526995365
damn he got to hit that, what a stud. I want to be Hans Niemann instead of me

>>526995527
I wish I could be in his skin for a day

>>526994450
>>526993258
>>526992919
>>526991013
>>526994723
>>526995527
>>526995796
God I love Hans so much it's unreal

>>526996853
Gotta love the moke you just gotta

All the petty behaviour in anon lichess makes no sense. Just resign and go next.

>>527013417
anon lobby is war

>>527013417
brownoids gonna brownoid, I even run into "engine move every 5 seconds" type cheaters in anon at least a couple times a week
I don't think we humans can understand what goes on in their bestial minds, nor should we bother trying

>>527016997
Where do they most often lurk? I started out in 10+5 and everything went fine

>>527018795
I mostly play 3+2 or 3+0 in anon I don't know if it's better or worse in other time controls, but it makes sense that people willing to play longer games like 10+5 would be more serious about chess and better behaved

>win
>BROWNOID CHEATING WE WUZ CHAMPIONS!
>Lose
>BROWNOID INFERIOR HEIL HITLER!
And you wonder why nobody consider chess a real sport.

>>527026537
meds

>play only anon games
>afraid of playing in real account
>mfw

>>527032536
pussy

https://lichess.org/broadcast/fide-world-rapid--blitz-team-championships-2025--rapid-matches-1-10/round-2/EZRvc0n1#boards

Why is anybody talking about this? our zesty boy is playing

>>527034542
no hans, no watch. simple as!

>>527034662
I agree, boycott til our boy's caught

>>527034542

>>527038727
So true

>Be avg GM
>Double rooks on a backwards pawn!
>Hmm what should I do next, play Nb5 and keep pressurizing??
>No, I will play Nd5 instead, for it attacks the Queen :P
>Nxd5, cxd5
>Uhhh why are my rooks doubled again?

>>527041525
kek

>>527041525
based Jeremy Silman student

>>526992394
Magnus lost.

>>527041525
So he was hoping to grovel for a draw with white vs mvl?

>>527046910
Nah you were

Looking forward to lichess posting theirs!

>>527053216
they should post the breakdown by flag, that would be funny.

Weird: someone is holding what seems to be a phone up to Magnus for him to do this interview, you’ll notice it pan to move with him at times
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FYZ_NY7kOkg&t=48s&pp=2AEwkAIB
Meaning it’s likely that his wife is literally just on her knees in front of him lol, she even makes a point of reminding him to say she likes this podcast’s “pizza review”

Who let the “Sassy Seniors” into this event

>>527057824
holy shit those interviewers are so retarded

>>527053216
Lichess does theirs annually

>>527053216
christ

>>527073142
>more accounts closed from less reports
oh no chesscum sissies i thought we had the better anticheating???

>>526426092 (OP)
I had my first over the board tournament last weekend, ended up going 0-6 in the amateur section, provisional rating of 600 something USCF. I had a few close games, but it seems like as soon as things get complicated I can't seem to make a plan or know what to do outside fairly straightforward threats. Since I'm just a 600 its obvious that everything needs to improve, but what would you guys recommend for learning/improving? Are there certain books I should read, or practice schedule I should do? I don't exactly know how far I want to go with this, mindset right now is just 'get as good as I can with the time I have' since I work and a newborn son.

So far I've picked up Chess Fundamentals, How to Reassess your Chess, and a book of Paul Morphy's games, but haven't really dug my heels into them.

>>527076563
lichess/chesscom rating?

>>527076563
The book of Paul Morphy's games is good, but Chess Fundamentals and Reassess your Chess is more for intermediates.
Try more beginner books like Yasser's Winning Chess series or the Soviet Chess Primer.
Work through Polgar's giant chess puzzle book.
Read Logical Chess Move by Move or Simple Chess by Michael Stean for a guide to plans.

>>527076563

Focus on the Morphy book. Play caveman chess. When you’re feeling more confident, play through Capablanca’s games and try to emulate his middle game strategies in your own games

At your level, spam tactics on Chesstempo. Solve hundreds of them. I get where you’re coming from. I am a working parent too with little time to study. I competed in my first tournament since 2019 earlier this year and I went 3-2 in the under 1600 section

Simple Chess is a great book too

>>527076818
800 rapid, 700 blitz on chesscom, 1000 blitz on lichess (though I don't really play on it so it's probably inflated).

>>527076563
10k bullet games to train your intuition
start with 1min, then add 1min to the time control every 10k games
once you're at 10min games, start thinking

>>527077236
+1 on spamming tactics, this is like 1 move blunder territory so books are probably overkill

>>527077036
>>527077169
>>527077847
awesome, appreciate it guys. there's another tournament in august so I have a timeline to work with, I'd honestly be okay with getting an upset prize or something, next lowest rated player at the club there is like 1100 so I have to start punching way above my weightclass to get wins.

Wild tactical game between Mariya Muzychuk and Alice Lee today.

Fabiano Caruana, a professional thrower and a throwing expert, SPEAKS on Carlsen's massive throw against Pookesh. Sit down and listen.
https://youtu.be/NLx6YhlyFic

>>527076563
Nigger you're way too shit to even get anything from actual books. Literally just play some games and focus on having everything defended at all times. Zero calculation, zero tactics, zero tricks, just make sure your shit is defended(even if the defence fails because of tactics). This is enough to get you to 1000 if not higher.
Then and only then are you ready to even start doing tactics.

>>527090230
>31:12
>when I play for example Arjun or Gukesh, I do get this feeling that I can really outplay them very significantly and get a lot of winning chances
Based fabi calling out the frauds

>>527090230
According to the stats, Magnus is a even bigger thrower at least in that tournament

>>527094604
unc is washed, can't handle the zoomzooms.

>>527090230
He also sort of said Hikaru is Slurpamura now, which is a crazy thing to consider given young Hikaru's style.

>>527034542
Is that's the tournament where the rich jewish sponsor created a rule so that he could play with the best team even though he is a patzer?

>>527057824
Why can't Magnus do a proper camera setup. So unprofessional and aesthetically clueless.

Behold... the worst game I've ever seen
https://lichess.org/broadcast/fide-world-rapid--blitz-team-championships-2025--rapid-matches-1-10/round-1/ccC7t7LI/11tixljF

>>527097634
https://lichess.org/broadcast/fide-world-rapid--blitz-team-championships-2025--rapid-matches-1-10/round-2/EZRvc0n1/kJYTVubp

>>527090230
Based. I hope he wins candidates and flushes the poo

Is there a chance magnus would play in the candidates?

>>527113634
He won't qualify. Not even for the rating spot since you need a minimum number of classical games.

>>527113634
No, for two reasons.
He legitimately no longer wants to put in the work in Classical chess in general, let alone the sort of work required for a World Championship. He regards Classical Chess at the highest level as OVER, he thinks it's too drawish and it makes him feel sleepy.
The other reason is that he knows there's a good chance he wouldn't win, he barely won it the first time. He's not a super dominant player like Kasparov or Fischer, when the pressure is really on (in a Candidates or World Championship match) and it's not a random tournament he's not exceptional. It would be devastating to his precarious GOAT status, which is entirely due to recency bias, if he couldn't win Candidates and reclaim his crown.

Please note that both reasons are due to him not being as good as people think and getting tired of not being able to live up to expectations. His World Championship against Ian was the first he won in a dominant fashion, which is why he promptly went "so there" and called it quits. That's how he wants to leave it, and any mid results he gets in Classical going forward he can chalk up to "not caring anymore."

Will magnus stay at the top of the classical ratings for a long time since he's playing less classical games? Does he have the record for being number 1 rating the longest yet at least?

>>527117465
>Will magnus stay at the top of the classical ratings for a long time since he's playing less classical games?
Yes. As long as he's still an active player (there is FIDE criteria for that, which he is easily meeting) and hovering roughly around his usual range, it's just on the other players to try to catch up. It's hard in the 2800s as the point gain is so small and the loss even against 2600s is relatively large. That is the same reason Magnus' half ass goal of 2900 classical is not taken seriously by chess community or Magnus himself anymore.
>Does he have the record for being number 1 rating the longest yet at least?
I don't think... actually I'm not sure about this record. Probably Kasparov still holds it? I don't know.

>>527117957
This was easier to find than expected. Wikipedia article has a chart for this. It's Garry by a wide margin still. He was #1 rated for 255 months. Twenty-one years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_FIDE_chess_world_number_ones

>>527118404
75 months left? He's catching up fast

>>527121560
If magnus was brave enough to speak his mind about politics, would he side with Palestine or Israel?
Its my last magnus question sorry

>>527121802
Atheist Nordtard so Paliniggers, for some reason

>>527122114
>some reason
quite the mystery

>>527118404
>Vishy first became #1 at 37
boomerbros... there's hope for us yet

>>527077703
How's the 4+0 pool these days?

>>527102150
quite a based game actually, some random IM bringing the heat to a former world champ in such a crazy game is admirable

>>527140360
Still waiting for the video this lil nigga falcon punching that woman

>>527090230
https://youtu.be/NLx6YhlyFic?si=yovbCFCViqbvROx3&t=2292
>I've never seen a progress like this
>130 points since the start of last year
>at 25 "that's the problem"
>he plays very accurate
>he doesn't lose games
>he rarely if ever gets in trouble
so they both think this new jeet in the top 10 is a cheater and they are just too pussy to say it right?
someone with twitter should ask kramnik about this dude, we could get a new kino video series

>>527141247
Yeah, I got a strong impression that Fabi thinks that that guy is very suspicious. But that's par for the course. Top players accuse themselves of cheating behind closed doors all the time. It turns into a scandal, if they go public. Usually when Fabi is suspicious of someone, he will only publicly allude to them potentially cheating without stating it outright. As do other players like Giri and Nepo. Regarding Kramnik, that dude has no credibility left when it comes to accusing people of cheating, so him doing it could potentially inadvertently make the case appear weaker to the general public.

>>527141830
>Regarding Kramnik, that dude has no credibility left when it comes to accusing people of cheating
he's usually right though

>>527142638
He flings shit at everybody and has nothing credible to back it up. Even serious statisticians who were asked to analyze his highest-profile claims found them to be false. The guy is a joke.

>>527142638
>usually right
He only got Shevchenko after accusing every player under the sun

>>527142914
>>527143068

>>527147996
>if I say reddit, no one might tell I have no actual argument

>>527141830
>tfw all the chess zoomers have found ways to cheat undetected otb and all the boomers like Fabi are completely dumbfounded

>>527142914
I think Kramnik "works" in the sense of saying uncomfortable things that nobody else has the balls to say, so I think he is useful. On the other hand, weren't those experts like noobs at chess or completely clueless about the game and tried to explain certain anomalys with retardation? Like you have to play chess and have experience to feel that something is wrong, time usage, etc... Many have that "feeling" and knowledge/suspicions (sometimes right or sometimes wrong) to catch cheaters. Look up "Borislav Ivanov " and how FIDE and others tried to defend this obvious cheater, and people kept putting pressure until they took action

>>527152706
>ike you have to play chess and have experience to feel that something is wrong, time usage, etc... Many have that "feeling" and knowledge/suspicions (sometimes right or sometimes wrong) to catch cheaters
It really depends on how obvious a cheater is. But I think most players above 1800 fide can feel when something is wrong with their oponent's play. Most of the reddit experts that think Kramnik is totally crazy are below 1000 dotcom

>>527152706
A lot of Kramink's accusations are based solely on the results that certain players have had (which he claims are anomalous and a clear indication of cheating), not on the moves that they play (he also makes those, but it's more rare). And you can verify the veracity of such claims without knowing anything about even the rules of chess, just about what results are expected based on players' ratings.

>>527154164
nta
>Kramink's accusations are based solely on the results that certain players have had
And that is a correct aproach. The claim that online chess is this completely different thing where 2500 rated players can win against much stronger competition is absurd
>hich he claims are anomalous and a clear indication of cheating
He definetly doesn't claim its a clear indication of cheating. he is very clear about not calling it that.
>not on the moves that they play
accuracy is based on the moves they play and he's always talking about accuracy

>>527140360
I think the arbiter touching him like that was a mistake

>>527154708
>He definetly doesn't claim its a clear indication of cheating. he is very clear about not calling it that.
That guy constantly flip flops. One time he says that something is a clear indication, other times he will strongly insinuate it via shit like his "interesting" shtick, then he get mad when people treat what he's doing as flinging accusations. He's as big of a faggot as it gets.
>accuracy is based on the moves they play and he's always talking about accuracy
No, there are players like Hikaru who he accused solely on the basis of his winning streak on chesscom. Prompting a whole study being released by a professor of statistics saying that he was full of shit. But Kramink isn't having any of that, because how can anybody know better than him, so he continues to tarnish his image further and further.

>>527152003
Does this pic pro levi is racist? On an unrelated note my gf keeps getting gothamchess vids recommended on her Facebook feed, even though she never searched chess and doesn't even like it.

>>527153494
>Most of the reddit experts that think Kramnik is totally crazy are below 1000 dotcom
uumm sweaty actually I'm rated 90989248338091289128909023 and I have been playing 8307180382903830839038039 games every day since the big bang and I have NEVER played a cheater, bet you feel silly now chud

>>527157518
Do some people here actually visit reddit chess?

>>527155624
The headphone shit is a legit complain. And Kramnik was right about Naroditsky. In his autism Danya had to read the whole ass Salem witches story to his viewers and placed cameras in weird places. People don't want to accept the truth, pro players (at least some of them) cheat the same way fighters and athletes do to maintain their "elite status" because they got lazy or just want a quick buck...

>>527158368
>pro players (at least some of them) cheat the same way fighters and athletes do to maintain their "elite status" because they got lazy or just want a quick buck
This is the best take from all of it. You got that faggot Lupo who was playing a meme tournament and is already rich af cheating. But someone like Hikaru or Danya would never, even when they earn millions from being "online blitz/bullet experts". Everyone should be fair game as far as suspicions go, the idea that some are above suspicions is absolutely ridiculous considering how easy it is to cheat in online chess

>>527158368
>And Kramnik was right about Naroditsky.
He had zero compelling evidence against him. It was utterly pathetic to witness. Like all other Kramnik accusations (it's probably easier to count the people he hasn't accused). That guy's brain rotted to the core. But I get that it might appeal to conspiracy schizos like yourself. Is there cheating in chess? Yes. Have high rated players been caught cheating? Yes. Is it prevalent at the top level? There's not good reason to believe that. And even at lower levels, you need actual evidence, if you're going to accuse someone, and Kramnik doesn't understand what would constitute good evidence from the statistical point of view.

>>527159285
>the idea that some are above suspicions is absolutely ridiculous
That's cool, but nobody is saying that, so I don't know why you're even bringing it up. Do you think players at top level events aren't checked for e.g. electronic devices? The best players are probably the most rigorously verified, especially after players like Carlsen made a massive stink about it. It's at the lower levels where the anti-cheating measures are lacking.

>>527159336
>He had zero compelling evidence against him.
He opened an engine in the middle of a game lmao. Literally caught red-handed

>>527159336
>He had zero compelling evidence against him.
>That guy's brain rotted to the core.
oh the irony

>>527157518
lol

>>527159615
>so I don't know why you're even bringing it up
exactly the same red flags that Danya had led to the armenian team being disqualified for cheating. But Naroditsky isn't banned because he's Danny's boy and because he's ""a good guy""

>>527140360
Run Fabi!!

Alua and Eline drew today. They played 60 moves of this to end. Alua’s team is called Rookies and Eline’s is called Knight Dance. Coincidence?

>>527159653
https://youtu.be/CnODsrMCQQg?t=690

>>"Here is where I'm tempted to start hehe yeah..."

Freudian slip?

>>527157898
a lot of them yeah
bunch of fags directly link plebbit
plus the people who can't go 2 posts without bringing up the site are suspicious of being closet redditors

>>527159653
Okay, I'll give you that Kramnik was right about that one. Naroditsky thought the game was already over, and was waiting for the guy to resign, so he brought an engine up to show analysis of the game to his stream. He shouldn't have done that, even if he wasn't using it to get moves (the clip is online, you can go watch it), he should have still waiter until the game officially concluded. If that was all Kramink had to say, then I would be fully on board. But that wasn't Kramink's point. Kramnik's point was that Naroditsky is a notorious online cheater. And the evidence simply doesn't match the claim.

>>527160510
What about Naroditsky constanly looking somewhere else during tense online matches with other Gms?
Look what Hikaru had to say about a similar incident
https://youtu.be/5Bbw7ZNUFt8?t=1782

>>527160510
Nta but I was watching a Naroditsky stream recently and he was getting fucking run over by some random no-name. After every game he would slam his mouse and say something like “Ok fun’s over, it’s time to get serious now” and then he would lose again. He was just out of his league. Only like 30 mins into his stream at that point, he announces he’s going to end it early so he can “focus”. I checked the games they played after and Naroditsky started winning almost all of them

>>527160639
Now compare this with Naroditsky's glancing
https://youtu.be/j9h2OvSlYnQ

>>527160639
That incident is not at all similar. The guy is consistently looking in one direction over and over again away from the screen, and then proceeds to play top engine lines. When it comes to simply not looking at the board, then that's something Hikaru also does as well when he plays. Not only online but over the board. There was even that meme that he had stockfish on his ceiling. It's simply what people do when they focus. They might want to analyze something in their head, they might want to recall a line, etc. Doesn't constitute compelling evidence of engine assistance by itself, especially when Naroditsky then goes on to lose many of those games.

>>527160510
>He had zero compelling evidence against him.
You can say he doesn't have enough evidence no problem, that you think danya is innocent no problem, that kramnik is paranoid no problem,that it's not enough to ban/convict someone over no prolem, but this is just straight up lying and you know it
how many fucking times we have gone over all the suspicious things in this thread and dismantling most hand waves over and over and over again?
the 20 second thing, the eye movement being physically impossible to be looking at the other monitor, the bishop c8 thing, his absurd and preformative reaction with the 5 webcams that still didn't show his entire setup etc
we most have gone over this in literally a thoudand posts at this point
now that I think about it I'll just dig up another thread where we did instead of typing even more

>>527161309
>The guy is consistently looking in one direction over and over again away from the screen, and then proceeds to play top engine lines.
But enough about Danya

>>527161309
>That incident is not at all similar. The guy is consistently looking in one direction over and over again away from the screen,
have you even watched this you fucking clown?>>527161075
this has to be trolling

>>527160897
Does streaming while playing fuck up your performance? It probably would for me

>>527161309
what a disingenuous faggot lol

>>527161309
>something Hikaru also does as well when he plays.
hikaru literally addresses this and the difference with what petrosian and danya are doing in the video

>>527161362
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/508012670/#q508357387
this thread from this post down is pretty exhaustive

dude playing
1.e4 c5, 2. d4 cxd4, 3. c3 dxc3, 4. nxc3 ...
is always SO HARD as black
like fuck
in blitz it's the stupid bishop on c4 with the g knight that you sometimes forget about, in classical it's some other line where white has a ton of pressure and 20 minutes are just not enough to play the whole game
fuck this shit
it has to be the opening i score worst against
i never get *any* pressure on my opponents.

>>527161362
Again, none of that constitutes compelling evidence. Everything he's doing has perfectly normal explanations.
>the 20 second thing
I don't know that one, you'll have to show it to me.
>the eye movement being physically impossible to be looking at the other monitor,
I don't know what this even mean. If it was impossible to be looking at the other monitor, then how is it evidence of him cheating? Unless you're referring to some specific claim that Naroditsky made in his own defense that I'm not aware of. But even if that's the case, that's not proving anything, so again, I don't know why bring it up.
>the bishop c8 thing
Perfectly findable for a strong grand master. Hikaru looked at that and said that it's easily the natural move in the position.
>his absurd and preformative reaction with the 5 webcams that still didn't show his entire setup etc
That's not evidence of anything, so I don't know why you're even bringing it up.

I'm sorry, but this is nothing. It's all just a bunch of "isn't it interesting". And the "interesting" things are inconclusive. Actual schizophrenia.

>>527161530
Nothing in this video constitutes any proof of cheating. It's just a bunch of schizo rambling.

>>527162432
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and spoonfeed you
https://youtu.be/_zT8aWZh2x0?si=Csd20-Ff498k6OHS&t=1245
look at his eyemovent from here to the rest of the game and tell me,regardless if you think it's evidence of cheating or not, that he isn't doing the same exact tying as fake petrosian
>the 20 second thing
when he supposedly opened the engine in the speed run video(which I think on his own would be a nothing burger) there is a quite convenient 20 second cut during which he supposedly opened chassbase and inputed the moves, the alternative would be he has a program feeding his live games to chessbase which would be quite damning, kramnik challenged him to replicate this live on levitov and he wasn't capable of doing it(took 24 seconds... yes 20% more is a lot don't go "oh 4 seconds is le little time")
>the eye movement being physically impossible to be looking at the other monitor,
basically as you can see in the video in this post and the other one vs So he was looking at the top right more or less int he same spot every move, many tried to hand wave it as "he was looking at chat/opponent's clock/stream labs/whatever" except narodistky showed both his setups and in both cases his webcam is above the monitors which are also lower than his head so it would be impossible for him to look up-right and still be looking at either of his monitors
>Perfectly findable for a strong grand master
nepo giri and other GM disagree
>That's not evidence of anything
sure but it is suspicious and adds on top of everthing else
again I also don't think any of this is conclusive but pretending that kramnik had nothing at all is just false

Sup

Someone the other day mentioned chudfeld and it sort of peaqued my interest and I found this resource. Is this a good place to learn the chudfeld? I mean on one hand he is without a doubt a proper jeet but his name is also 'ahbi' which gives me some terrorist vibes. Should I choose this?

>>527164167
>that he isn't doing the same exact tying as fake petrosian
Absolutely not. Petrosian is looking so far down that you can't even see his eyes because his eyelids are covering them. While you could explain what Naroditsky is doing as e.g. having a normal-sized monitor and looking at different parts of the board. I'm actually shocked that you think those are similar.
>when he supposedly opened the engine in the speed run video (...)
I don't think it really says much. The pressure is very different in those two scenarios. And there's so much that can impact how fast you can do things on a given day, that it's really inconclusive. Anyway, if you think that it's a nothingburger by itself, then what are the dependent events that together with this one constitute a compelling piece of evidence? It's not reinforcing any independent events (like instances far removed in time).
>basically as you can see in the video in this post and the other one vs So he was looking at the top right more or less int he same spot every move
You could also explain it as him simply looking at different parts of the board. You may not find it compelling, but that real possibility makes it inconclusive. It's not comparable to Petrosian.
>nepo giri and other GM disagree
Ah, yes. Nepo. The guy who accused every guy in the top 100 of cheating. That guy surely knows his stuff. I'll give you Giri, but again, Hikaru disagrees. Not exactly conclusive.
>sure but it is suspicious and adds on top of everthing else
See, this is conspiratorial thinking. No, it doesn't "add on top of everthing else". A bunch of "isn't it interesting" that can have multiple compelling explanations without ANY smoking gun isn't compelling evidence.
>again I also don't think any of this is conclusive but pretending that kramnik had nothing at all is just false
The things you told me are why I'm saying he had nothing. This is not compelling evidence. This is waving your hands around without anything concrete.

>>527166589
Go for Svidlers course

>fucking around in anon
>opponent seems really weak and playing nonsense in the opening
>relax too much and hang a full knight
>pause for a while thinking if I want to resign
>nah I'm not losing to this dude
>get serious and blow him the fuck out
>finish him with a queen sac mate in 3
I bet he thinks I cheated, I would too if I was him to be fair

>>527162214
>he didn't read the book

>>527162214
Baaaaaaned

>>527166917
>>many tried to hand wave it as "he was looking at chat/opponent's clock/stream labs/whatever" except narodistky showed both his setups and in both cases his webcam is above the monitors which are also lower than his head so it would be impossible for him to look up-right and still be looking at either of his monitors
>having a normal-sized monitor and looking at different parts of the board
>You could also explain it as him simply looking at different parts of the board.
shouldn't have gave you the benefit of the doubt

>>527170207
My point is that it's inconclusive. You come up with any number of probable explanations that aren't in any way damning. Thinking that a bunch of "interesting" non-conclusive things taken in aggregate constitute compelling evidence is low IQ conspiratard thinking, so don't give me that shit, faggot. Also, what is also "interesting" is that you thought the kind of glancing Naroditsky was doing was in any way similar to Petrosian looking so far down that you can't even see his eyes. Very objective assessment on your part, and definitely not indicative of brain rot.

>>527090230
>calls you a basement dweller to your face
the greaseballs on this guido geek

>>527141247
>>527141830
He's right this is highly unusual progression. There was some of this with juniors who had false plateaus around 2020 because of covid. This guy was plateaued until 2023. In his mid 20s!
https://2700chess.com/players/aravindh_chithambaram_vr.

You basically can't git gud anymore without insinuations of cheating. Same thing happened to Hans. They all accept that he is 2700+ level now though.

>>527177509
I think it's a rite of passage for young prodigies, especially if they're online gods. Just ask Sneedireza for example.

>>527177509
this is Hans' progression (note he is 21 years old at this time)
https://2700chess.com/players/niemann_hans_moke

>>526934724
Yeah and I'm bad at it so how do you think that makes me feel?

>>527178435
Hans sus

>>527161362
>we most have gone over this in literally a thoudand posts at this point
youre probably even arguing with the same guy

kek @ this propaganda the mafia is pushing
"bad boy of chess"? fuck outta here

>>527188530
How is that channel affiliated with the chess mafia? Is it run by chesscom? But yeah, the title "bad boy of chess" belongs to Niemann, not Carlsen.

>>527161591
He wasn’t engaging with or anything by that point anyway lol, idk just seemed off to me

>>527195870
*with chat or anything

>>527139520
I compared their moves against the engine. They both played like shit.

>>527184632
>let me bust out my Hitler pic and Mein Kampf quote to show my opinion is worth taking seriously
>also any time someone disagrees with it it's always that one guy who's a tranny redditor

>mfw many opponents in a row resigned after major blunders in 3 0
What the fuck?! Is that possible? Maybe it's because I was playing much later than usual but this felt like going from Vietnam traffic to Scandi traffic.

>>527196815
you sound mad, was i right?

>>527200925
nothing I say can convince you that you weren't so why even ask?
but in general it really can't be that hard to believe there's more than one guy itt who thinks Big Vlad's crusade is a joke and that the 'evidence' against Naroditsky is nothing.

>>527177952
young prodigies aren't 2600 at 24

>>527200419
I usually get hit with the one minute pause and then magically lose

>>527161627
God I love hans so much it's unreal

when will Hans start getting invites in the US?

>almira skripchenko will never do mommy roleplay with you

why even live?

Its up! The chess speaks!
https://youtu.be/NFRPTKB49a0?si=aoFlFBrdIaAue42Y

>>527211290
How can he be so good and handsome in one package?

>>527211290
Bro needs to fix his mic. It's peaking like crazy.

>>527211290
So is he cheating or just incredibly strong in blitz?

>>527211954
I find it endearing.
>>527213251
He's incredibly strong. Mark my words. Hans will be the first American world champion.

>>527211290
I love hans so much it's unreal

>>527211223
Fuck! I had forgotten her...

>>527211290
He is a really strong player, who is his trainer? Does he have seconds?

>>527213251
VERY likely cheating. His level OTB is nowhere close to his level in TT. OTB he’s equal to/slightly worse than Dubov, who is Magnus’s pet. Online he magically mogs Magnus and Hikaru. He also has a history of cheating online. It’s POSSIBLE that he’s just a legend of TT specifically, but again, VERY unlikely.

>>527214914
>trust me I am 1700 rated

At this point, he uses the screams from his haters as his theme music.

>>527213251
It's blitz. Every 2700+ can have his day and win a couple of games against the top of the field. Hans is of course very strong, but pit him in a multi-game match against Carlsen or Nakamura, and you get shit like that speed chess championship in Paris.

>>527215331
Mark my words. He will win it again and again and you'll be back here making excuses each time.

God I love hans so much it's unreal

Bad at bullet, bad at chess

>>527216760
>They hated him because he spoke the truth.

>>527213251
Obviously cheating. He literally admitted to cheating online and he plays better in tournaments with live transmissions.

>>527217029

>>527217179
classic ad hominem response from hans cock sucker

>>527217325
ad redditum

>>527217029
>Trust me I did not finish college

Doesn't title Tuesday have anti-cheating measures like screen cameras behind the players? Haters gonna hate him no matter what he does.

>>527217179
>>527217548
funny how all these responses are just insults with no real arguments

>>527217939
funny how you think anyone cares about your tourist opinions, go back where you came from

>>527217939
I'm not going to argue with a troll on the internet. Hans will keep winning and you'll keep being depressed.

>>527217939
This team is pro hans, maybe you should go check out what the botez community is up to, loser.

>>527217939
Shut the fuck up dweeb! We settle arguments by posting challenges here. Prove your opinion matters or get the fuck out!

>>527218385
Hey, hey, hey... don't insult us like that... we have d-dignity... we are not reddit

>>527219015
They hate him so much its unreal!

>>527219015
>hi, i'm here for the chess tournament

Funny how the troll gets btfo every time.

>>527219537
She said in an interview a while back when she starts losing in an otb game she'll start playing with her hair and biting her lip and even open the top button on her shirt.

>>527188530

What a joke

>>527219015
I wish she'd show up at my hotel door saying room service

>Lichess boycotts St. Louis club tournaments because t-bo, in solidarity with women, did not believe that the expulsion and firing of Alejandro Ramirez was harsh enough
>still won't show the Cairns Cup -A TOURNAMENT EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN- because St Louis hosts it

>>527219015
do people actually find this attractive? she looks ridiculous

>>527220850
We should boycott lichess

>>527221064
I have low standards

Just now looking through today's games
>Anand mogging Arjun
Based

OH SHIT
FAUSTINO BEAT A TOP GM
OH SHIT
https://lichess.org/broadcast/fide-world-rapid--blitz-team-championships-2025--rapid-matches-1-10/round-5/JGSc5Ncv/4nsSlHC5
IT'S HAPPENING

>>527221203
lmao this is not me. Yes, I like her ass idgf about her face.
>chess

>>527221992
LMAOOO JEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH, and we were just talking about Nihal, got fraud checked

>>527217029
I just spent several hours hand checking this claim and let me tell you it is riddled with errors and cherry picking:

* Many events incorrectly categorized YES/NO
* Several non-broadcast Marshall events crushing GMs omitted
* 2900 for K-12 grades, cmon

No one listen to this troll. He hates Hans almost as much as he hates himself.

Rapport intentionally playing lines he knows the engine disapproves of to get Jordan out of book
Interesting
https://lichess.org/broadcast/fide-world-rapid--blitz-team-championships-2025--rapid-matches-1-10/round-6/9Y25qFFp/ahNBXLgy

>>527217029
V interesting
>>527223513
You did fookin nuttin

>>527223802
not an argument

>>527223513
you did nothing except copy this tweet

>>527224364
Oh no no no lmao

Boris it isn't 1970, we do not give up rooks in the opening for "pozishunal compensashun"
https://lichess.org/broadcast/fide-world-rapid--blitz-team-championships-2025--rapid-matches-1-10/round-6/9Y25qFFp/giyw1TSS

Dumb boomer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6sErtRsfpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IcyUNMIMMM

what's going on at the team championship?

Erdogmus beating Episenko
https://lichess.org/broadcast/fide-world-rapid--blitz-team-championships-2025--rapid-matches-1-10/round-7/8zRzPbos/6P7g0aja

The youngins are comin

>>527224364
I did exactly what the hans accuser did, I took random info I found online and dumped it here. Now we're saying that's bad form when the info supports hans? I see you are not interested in the truth.

>>527221992
Is Faustino really that good or just Nihal shitting the bed?

>>527225667
It looks like Anish slightly touched the knight and moved the bishop, which most players wouldn't be undignified enough to make a scene about but his opponent was an ogre seething at being lost. By the law of the letter he was probably in the right there, it does more like Anish touched it than he didn't and arbiter should have ruled that. But Anish's opponent is a dweeb.

>>527223678
Based Rapport schooling the engine kiddies.
All they see is the +/- 1 eval and think it's bad. They don't understand that those lines can still be very testing.

>>527225810
Faustino is genuinely a prodigy with a ton of potential, he's not at the level yet to consistently compete with top GMs but beating Nihal is a great sign. We'll see over the next few years what his progress looks like but he's widely anticipated to potentially be the next Magnus. Also important to keep in mind that it's just Rapid, not that it isn't still impressive

>>527225775
the info is easily verifiable though
e.g.
https://www.chess.com/events/2020-charlotte-fall-invitational-gm/games
https://www.chess.com/events/2019-marshall-championship/games

>>527226341
so the arbiter watched the video and ruled in favor of Anish anyway?
what a shitshow lmao

>>527227091
Yeah at one point he asks the ChessBase Indian to zoom in because he can't see and the Indian doesn't hear or something. He then proceeds to apparently convince himself Anish got deceptively close but didn't technically touch it. He probably just has bad eyesight

>>527226516
Give it up. It's clearly fake news from hans haters. No one with any credibility supports it.
This is like the tranny who milked the hans drama and turned out to be full of shit.

Thanks for the center, FOOL
Now I'm gonna take your King.

>>527229206
Did you play this? Nice one.

>>527229515
Yes, sir. I might be only 1100 liblitz, but I had just finished bingeing Marc Esserman videos and was in a flow state for this game. My hands knew where to move the pieces more than my brain did. Probably could have defeated Magnus desu

>>527226341
he clearly touched it, i dont see how its undignified to make him play by the rules

>>527230178
IT'S MA'AM. But you should check out pegasuschess, I got to 1700 using his CCTO system.
https://youtube.com/@pegasus-chess?si=hm1R297jYykNzDN6

>>527230674
Check Capture Treat Optimize! I love this bald little freak.

>>527230868
Threat!* I do this every move. Never attack, just continuing optimizing your pieces until your opponent slips up!

>>527230290
Because it doesn't effect the game, it's a gay technicality that shouldn't exist in the first place. Oh no, you touched your knight and moved your bishop, this changes everything!

>>527233125
we live in a society

>>527233167
i live off the grid and dont pay taxes

wow another young promising talent

>>527226448
reading this here is funny seeing as some people unironically consider openings with a worse than 0.5 evaluation as jeet cheap shit for tricks and mock anons for not playing mainline Borey Slurpez theory lol

>>527236443
It's the same as that magical chink last year. What was his name? It was something like Pong Bo and he won all his rapid games.
That section should be fun in theory but in practice it turns into a race to see who can find the best sandbagger.

>>527242391
Ponyo**

>>527231019
I like attacking, though.

>>527217029
>>527225775
did you just wake up from a 3 years coma?

>>527242391
the section only exists so that slimy jew rosenstein can self insert into the tournament
it's the same faggot that had multiple twitter meltdown against hans and wanted to organize that 1 million dollar tournament where he would bankroll everyone but hans if you recall that

>>527257270
I suppose that's the real reason, sure.
It's still a fun concept. Imagine a /chess/ user rolling up in a Drive jacket and a Hans t-shirt next to a bunch of titled players.

gonna doublepost about Fischer Random because it's a beautiful variant and everyone should play it
a sexy FR mate first

and a 0/0/0 14 game vs a never resigner german 1900
the game was automatically analyzed btw, it made me think that even the lichess algo was sus a little

>>527223513
Is your computer from the 80s?

>>527263036
nice, I have seen the analysis start automatically even in very sloppy games I don't know why it happens but I doubt it's related to cheat detection
I wish fischerandom was more popular

>>527221064
definitely looks ridiculous but i do find it hot that i can see the creases between her legs. what a whore.

>>527220850
lefties don't care about the effect of their actions, they only care about empty virtue signaling.

>>527218701
No, "we" don't. C*tm*x*r does, and "we" abort the "challenges" that "he" makes.

>>527221064
Do I find her attractive? No, because I know about her horrible tooth to gum ratio, and that's a bad thing. Do I find her body attractive? Yes, because my primitive ape brain sees her vagina bone in that image and says it is so. But is she also ridiculous? Yes, because women are just childish men, so they are ridiculous by definition.

>>527279765
kys retard or ar least stop aborting challenges

this was my 7th game with the account yet it gives the same rating variation as an account with hundreds of games, is this a bug or did chess.scam change something about their rating system?

>>527283050
this I don't like catmixer either but killing all anon challenges over him is retarded, they have been a thing since long before him

>>527283310
out of curiosity I looked up the old lichess anon challenges on tg and found this thread
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/42229185/#42230240
https://lichess.org/G63zZltN#45
https://lichess.org/OuAtliW8#31
https://lichess.org/0Kbmm8W4#39
his opponents were shitters but white was most likely cheating in those games, the time usage is that same for every move and it's almost all first and second engine moves(the few that aren't are still strong and were probably first or second for older versions of stockfish or whatever chess engine he was using 9 years ago)
Imagine if my previous post was wrong and this is catmixers origin lmao

>>527283310
I thought the aborting challenges saga was over.

>>527284331
what's up with the mega autists linking the archive every second post
no one reads that shit

test challenge please only join to play
https://lichess.org/z6E7GOHy

>>527284331
>most likely cheating
It's 100%, not "most likely"

https://www.twitch.tv/gmhansn

/ourguy/ is live!

>>527286360
god i love hans so much its unreal

>>527262596
>>527263036
During opening play in FischerRandom, if you get a starting position where you have to make a tradeoff, is it more important to develop your pieces or control the center?
Or do RegularChess opening principles simply not matter?

>>527162174
>>527284331
Thanks for the links, those were interesting reads.

>>527286016
good game kyle glad aborting saga is over
i was almost aborted as a baby so its a very sensitive subject for me

>>527288447
this is abortion free challenge please join if you are interested going full term
https://lichess.org/2iiKLwM3

>>526426092 (OP)
>6 days and 22 hours ago
when most the posts are from the lichess linker lol
>>527224364
holy shit beautiful job of exposing >>527223513 and yet another beautiful example in this thread of zoomers LARPing as matrix characters. LOOK AT HOW GREEN AND BASIC MY FONT IS AGAINST A BLACK SCREEN. I HAVE BECOME MATWIX ITSELF lol jesus fucking christ and then of course it's copy-pasted from some bluecheck on ~X~ another tryhard autist matrix branding

>>527289950

Will he ever reach 2000?

>>527290239
don't reply to larpov

>>527291516
its just shitty seeing depressed bro act like this

>>527292505
he seems to have some sort of mental illness that has been degenerating through the years
I find his current arc more funny than sad though, the guy who doxed the pbt was like:
>well he imported a game on lichess from a .com account that used his real name, I googled it and all the information matched what he posted on reddit, basically he doxed himself
and for some reason his reaction was
>hahahahahaha zoomers are pretending to be hackers saying they backtracked his ip through cyber space in the matrix
and he's still seething at wanna be hackers that only exist in his head weeks later

>>527293924
pbt posted about playing in some chesscom daily tournament and included his placement so someone could have figured it out from that as well, i was too lazy to go through it though

>>527291283
he has a better chance than steeyepin

>>527293924
Seems like a red herring.

My current schizo theory is that Larpov, Pbt, Catmixer, Carla are all multiple personalities of the same guy. Maybe even BearyPink. The /vg/ and /tg/ split is just 2 of his personalities managing two generals and whenever he wants engagement in one of the threads he pulls out one of his personalities: Karla, pbt, that guy that defends Naroditsky, that guy that thinks gms are all super high iq and spergs when you mention Nakas iq test, etc.
inb4 take your meds

>>527287915
I almost always establish where the pawns go first. Sometimes I can get real clumsy about it and I have to suffer but at least the play is defined.

>>527298049
God the drama here is so gossip girl quality. I wish we had country flags to avoid the constant samefagging from the depressed guy. Can we get back to discussing how much we love hans to an unrealistically high degree?

>>527298776
I am considering ordering this shirt.

>>527298049
>that guy that thinks gms are all super high iq and spergs when you mention Nakas iq test
sounds like you are the shitter who thinks there is no correlation at all between chess skill and intelligence and keeps pretending hikaru blitzing out an iq test on stream is undeniable proof of it

>>527299459
Thats not what he said at all. Are you low iq?

>>527298049
>spergs when you mention Nakas iq
>>527299459
found him

>>527300802
Got him good lmao

>>527298049
Please keep the name Beary Elizabeth Pink out of your mouth. That is my dead name.

>>527300802
Oh no no no lmao

>>527300802
>>527301035
this is the first time I've argued with you about this, but I've seen that dumb talking point used so many times here to cope
on the other hand including what boils down to "everyone who disagrees with me on this" in a list of actual notorious posters shows it's you doing it most of the time

>>527302246
This guy is full of shit. Disregard everything he just said.

>>527302435
it's the truth but believe whatever you want I don't care that much what some weirdo stranger thinks
anyone with two braincells can tell only someone obsessed with this topic is the one who included "that guy that thinks gms are all super high iq and spergs when you mention Nakas iq test" out of the blue in a list of actual infamous posters , not another soul would have done that because it's not a thing, me pointing it out doesn't make me your boogieman

>>527302949
Disregard this post as well. Eventually this guy will give up.

>>527298049
I mean what are the chances so many mentally deranged individuals would all be in this general? Especially considering how few people we actually have. One guy with multiple personalities does sound more likely desu

>>527303758
I completely agree.

>>>/tg/95864300
didn't know you retards had moved here

>>527298049
not to mention the retard that claims everyone cheats in the weekend tournaments because he's an insecure shitter, oh wait that's you

>>527298049
Karla smoked Catmixer and I’m pretty sure played in arenas simultaneous with SeriousChest for years. Chest also doesn’t like Catmixer and I think they played too. So that’s 3 out
Take your meds.

>>527305424
Who is SeriousChest

>>527304346
Hey anon, you're in the right place! I turned your game into a gif to make it easier for everyone to view.

Impressive tactic at the end. Black had a few possible defensive moves, all very difficult to find (my games are very different as I love harassing queens to trade them as soon as possible).

Good game overall, thanks for sharing.

>>527305279
>only one anon could ever have that reaction photo saved in his /chess/ folder
come on now

>>527305279
OH NO NO NO

>>527306013
this is why I highlighted the filename being the same

Ding was a paper champion and so is Gookesh, chess is dead without Magnoose

>>527305893
bearypink's previous nick

>>527305424
>Karla smoked Catmixer
Game?

>>527305995
Thanks. It's not really that deep or impressive to me since I only play that opening and l know the ins and outs of it haha

>>527306221
Ok, so...there were never any cheaters in the team tourneys?
Didn't we had a talk a few weeks back about Cheatmixers latest alterego?
Not really the gotcha you think it is and you're probably confusing me with the pbt who think EVERYONE in the team is cheating

>>527303758
>tfw insane and posting in the chess general
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>527306645
It was more than one and I wouldn’t be able to find it. People were accusing Catmixer of cheating because he was wiping all the strong players, then some anon beat him down over a few games and Karla revealed it was her and that he was strong but not cheating.

>>527306690
>it's ALWAYS present in the team tournaments
not gonna weasel out so easy
catmixer is one, if you want to go back years I'll give you thymeknight too saying always makes you a faggot and a liar no better than the tranny

>>527306927
>march my pawn up the board
>promote to another pawn
HUNKA HUNKA

I love karla so much bros I miss her

>>527306927
Kek

karla would have loved the shanxi wall

>>527306391
Faustino and Erdogmus will save us

>>527307596
>shanxi wall
deep cut right here, all the schizos who post here might be annoying but the sure give this general a lot of "lore" kek

>>527307268
Well lets hope you're right and there is only 1(one) cheater that resurfaces constantly with different accounts. I don't even remember when I posted that but there's a big chance it was during the latest cheatmixer resurface/scandal. Mostly because I don't really play in the tournaments that often.
And yeah, I'm not so sure only catmixer is cheating in those senpai

>>527307596
Inb4 the conzi wall guy(Dormin?) is the schizo with all the personalities and is taking his revenge for getting doxxed

for me it's the ghost evergreen

>>527308151
Yeah dormin aka sleepy_ghost

>>527303758
theres definitely more than one seeing as multiple different obnoxious posters got doxxed already
i dont know why this general seems to attract so many

It's fun to talk about cheating but I don't think anyone's ever actually cheated in the team tournaments. Have any accounts been banned?

>>527308731
SeriousChest

>>527308731
yeah we had a player called thyme knight who played in the tournaments and then got banned for cheating and wrote a big diatribe about it along with links to pirated chess books and vanished forveer

>>527309224

>>527309315
He actually did but he appealed it and gained +15 speech

>>527309224
Yes I was banned ok, but I learned my lesson and now I don't play as accurately anymore so I don't give the jannies any ideas.

>>527309432
he closed the account which he proved by reopening it again last time you tried spreading your lies

>>527309267
Wasn't there also Reptilebest1 or whatever his name was?

>>527309486
Kek

>>527309267
I also played a guy in the one classical tournament the team had years ago that got banned

>>527308550
>karla arambula
>omnia-sacred chao jarid carlson
>pbt andrea nerla
>apparently this dormin too?(was before my time)
>some anon claimed to have doxed chest through uscf and that his name was steven or something like that
there is a lot of doxing going on in this general now that you mention it

>>527309917
Someone also doxed Chest/Pink which is why he stopped coming around for awhile

>>527309917
>omnia-sacred chao jarid carlson
Whos this guy and what are his feats?

>>527309917
doxing people is also somewhat unhinged behaviour, and some of these were done by different people as well so thats already like 7 people minimum

>>527309696
I remember the username as being a key part of the classic Mammal vs. Reptiles showdown. But desu I don't remember whether he got banned for cheating or not. I know a few people did, some people when we were competing against other teams in team tournaments and we were scared we were gonna get kicked, but I don't remember the names.

go ahead and doxx me faggots. You cant, I am undoxxable

>>527310023
shogifag

>>527310225
ah, ok

>>527310175
>t. Lycanthr0pe (John)

>>527309917
My favorite unhinged anon here was that guy that was booking training sessions with female chess coaches to goon to them

>>527310467
thats based not unhinged

How do I become a famous namefag here?

>>527310425
not me
>>527310467
that was me

>>527310647
Do some unhinged shit. Or play constantly int the tournaments with anons. That's the only two paths

>>527310647
You don’t have what it takes

>>527310550
t.

>>527310023
some schizo from /x/, he had a meltdown thinking anyone of his opponents that didn't blunder in the first 5 moves was cheating, everyone laughed at him then he became a troll always trying to stir up shit in the general, I don't remember him being the shogifag too but it wouldn't surprise me
this was the post that started it all
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/90427222/#90434196
and this the account in question, it actually quite funny if you want to give it a look
https://www.chess.com/member/sacredchao/games

>>527311307
Kek I remember that, what a great bit

>>527311307
i might have been wrong about him being shogifag, he was definitely shitting up the thread though and was active on some chessvariants thing which is why i assumed he was shogifag too

>>527309224
>>527309432
I was there. Basically he had an opening book he was copying moves from while playing rated games. He told them he was suicidal and promised not to do it again so they reopened his account. I'm sure he still does it but he hides it better.

>>527310647
First of all, you aren't gonna get everywhere by using exclusionary language like that. Say namefriend instead. And your schtick could be using the name Elizabeth as everyone's middle name. Like Magnus Elizabeth Calrsen. Then everyone would know you as the guy who does that.

Bunch of comedians in this thread today huh

>>527310647
Start posting challenges from your preferred namefag name. Each time you post, throw in some unnecessary details about the weather and your dating life. Consistently show up to weekend tournaments. This is the fastest way.

>>527309506
This was before that. He legit got banned for cheating and had to appeal it. He switched accounts later

>>527312494
You forgot about the AI images about cats and using stockfish in the challenges

>>527313027
>Everyone who beats me is a cheater
>Trust me I am 1700 player

>>527313612
Not enough Indians in the pic.

>>527313612
What’s the point of discussing chess? We’ll always be weaker than Tania Sachdev anyway

>>527313756
kek I just searched "almost empty classroom" and "full classroom" on google and picked the first two with laptops, you are welcome to do an higher effort version of this that reflects /chess/ better if you want

>>527314016
I would do it but replace the students with cats in a classroom.

>>527313938
i just want to be stronger than her
>>527219015
so i can force her into mating positions

>>527315189
Isn't she rated like 2100 .com?