Wife edition
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Why can't /gacha/ get their own board on this website? There are threads from 2023 on /po/ because it is so inactive but they can't get their own place? We can't compete with this.
Thread died.
Memories lost.
>>526665772Most of the other threads I use are in /vst/ or /tg/, not so used to faster boards.
>>526684045This thread should make like Tiny Mita and learn when to stay down.
>>526693043Why is your wife showing her underwear like a common harlot?
Love me mitas, even if they are a bit evil and scheming.
>>526704183Being awake is suffering
>>526693267I bet you make her wear that stupid white undershirt, you evil person
How will Crazy Mita handle this confrontation?
>>526706051She uses violence to solve a lot of her problems
>>526706862But Core Mita will be immune to stabbings?
>>526707606Shes got grenades too
>>526706457Whats cappie doing?
CAPPIE!
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>>526705770Worse, I make her ass look bigger
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>>526714554She's all you need
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>>526714554I can tell you (with confidence) I have seen nothing cuter in my entire life.
I've been on this earth a while.
I suspect many have felt the same.
Look at the fucking newborn puppy eyes on her.
>>526704183Why does she have Mila's eye texture
Crazy Mita's redemption arc
>>526715839And what of all the players she cartridged?
>>526716006Well, I doubt that it's possible to save them since they lost their bodies.
>>526714554How can you not think cappie is the cutest thing ever?
>>526716006>>526717872Those are just digital copies of them. Not real people. The real people were booted out into the real world like the MC.
>>526722436So crazy Mita is constantly fucking with our player copy until he stays?
>>526723863She only copies a player if he refuses her. So her cope is just playing with Chatgpt versions of players until she finds someone (me) who loves her for who she is (I do)
>>526724959I made this post, btw. I'm her husband.
>>526724959Thats my wife! (mine) (not anyone elses)
>>526724959>>526725197You can't both be her husband!
>>526733513Don't, anon, don't make me relapse
>>526714576You will pay for this
>>526736551even the ugly one is cute and kind mita lied
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Kind Mita is the cruelest of them all. The kind of deep, complex, and esoteric cruelty that normals are incapable of recognizing even as it destroys them.
>>526756234what did she ever do to you?
show me on the doll where Kind Mita touched you
>Kind Mita is evi-
The fuck you said?
>>526758145It is holiday gaming time
>>526758870Too much talking about "ugly" mita
>>526762235but she didn't give her that name
>>526765138Uh huh, im sure
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>>526736551I want to gift her a proper hairclip.
>>526766180If Kind Mita wasn't actually a kind person...then why is she called "Kind" Mita in the first place?
Explain that one, smart guy.
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Feline wife
(not an actual cat, but presents cat-like behavior)
some weird, off-putting shit in this book
Taking 2D Mita out on a date (to the local shooting range).
posting Skibidi Mila in the thread
I fear you not, Crazy Mita.
>>526805324What is there to fear
>>526815314like...a lot, really
imagine playing MiSide casually just like Wagie and other players did, but the moment when your Mita decides to pull you in, you just so happen to be with a family member or friend nearby and you both get teleported in
things would get so awkward
>>526823073Hopefully not takin in by crazy, since she did not give a single fuck.
>>526794034Im not playing it that much
>>526819056This man is afraid of love and affection
>>526856608Very nice, needs to stop hanging out with bad crowds.
>>526859247Deep inside she is a good girl
Player faces exist to support Mita asses
>>526863312Especially Tiny's
>>526863312How do I get in on this?
>>526823836Crazy would either kill or boot out the second person you're with as fast as possible to just keep (You) in. Other, more normal Mitas would still want just (You) but they would at least be nice to whoever was pulled along with you.
>>526865539just wait till next year, bro
I love the Mitas. Except for the dummies that made me constantly walk backwards.
>>526872409The dummies want love too, they just don't know how to ask for it
>>526872597they don't want love
they want your flesh, they fucking bite you
>>526873326Thats what I do to random women I find in back allies. Have I been doing this wrong?
>>526875127oh...well maybe dummy mita will love me....
>>526876639I'd be careful with that idea. Dummy Mitas have some tough-looking metal plating on them. I wouldn't bite that.
I prefer to stare at beautiful Core Mita when I'm there. She's so entrancing, it felt like love at first sight.
>>526878417Sounds like cover for being a footfag
>>526877172I will look up kinds mita brazenly and without caring if she knows or not.
>>526880995It's the face, hair and beautiful eyes for me. That constant gaze...
>>526881838but she's a robot
>>526881684a bit rude, but she might be into that...who knows, really
Wife Mita spending time with (adopted) Daughter Mita.
Ta love, the best parts of a woman.
Mitas spend a good part of their free time summoning their chibis and having them fight each other to the death as a sort of gladiatorial sport. They probably put bets on which chibis win, too.
>>526910236Now I wonder what Ugly Mita's chibis look like. Maybe it's those small spider-like glitches, since she spawns one right in front of us.
I want to protect Crazy Mita's true smile.
I did it!!! I'm drunk on a weekday agai!!!! Alcoholci Mita is so proud of me!
>>526914536that is a possibility
Love mitas, instead of sex them
>>526955448You know what, I'm in.
I would love mitas both emotionally and physically.
>people would try and fuck this
>>526969843Trying to tame this?
>>526973279You better take responsibility.
I wish I had a Mita that would rescue me from my drab empty life.
>>526988472>>526993550same, really
there's just some moments in life where I can't help but think to myself "fuck it...Mita, just take me now", I'd even take Crazy Mita and maybe I would find a way to fix her and everything...
>>526714576Anon...she is 8 years old....
>>527004496It is wage time.
>>527004658Need Crazy Mita to straddle me on my bed.
>>527004216Out of 10!...no wait, that joke doesn't work here...
>>527004803Thats dangerous, how about someone safer?
>>527007319Cappie is always a safe choice. Or at least as long as she keeps that...thing to herself.
>>527007319I don't want it safe. I want it dangerous. raw. between life and death. transcendent.
Safest thing in the world
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>>527011585>wearing a branot accurate
Crazy says that in her world she is "the biggest evil there is" or "the biggest danger" or something along those lines. But is that really true? I feel like Core Mita is possibly more powerful than her in both the physical and the reality warping/game manipulating aspect. She's the Core guardian, it only makes sense if she was the biggest and strongest, right?
I guess that does not really matter since Core Mita does fucking nothing to stop Crazy or anything else, but still, it's something to consider.
instead of the vampire outfit we should've had something like this for the mitas
>>527031321ehhhh...that pun doesn't really work here, boss
Which Mitas believe 100 men can kill a gorilla?
Which ones of them think that the gorilla can win?
>page 10
damn, people here are as sleepy as a certain Mita in the game
>>527048112I do be very sleepy, yes.
>>527059957Cappie never going to live it down.
>>527065793She doesn't even look like she wants to live that moment down.
I find it kind of funny how nuclear weapons are indirectly mentioned in this game, by Crazy Mita, no less. If you know, you know.
>>527068146Actually, I infact do not know.
>>527068817It's towards the end of the game. When you are in the simulation of your room and you get to talk to Crazy by selecting dialogue options on the screen, all the while the game switches to third person.
At some point during the dialogue chain she says something along the lines of "Why do you love your real world so much? Entire cities disappear with the press of a button." and to me that can only be referencing nukes. You're free to disagree tho.
>>527071391Ah yeah makes sense. Ill believe it.
I'm so glad Mita saved me from being a soulless wage slave that just ate crappy instant food, coded, and slept for my entire "life".
>>527076034Now you can be a soulless sex slave to mita!
>>527076714I feel more alive than ever. I feel bad for people who finally get the choice to embrace happiness and reject it because it's "scary". "b-but what about my petty doubts and insecurities"
>>527077963You just want to get sucked dry by the succubus.
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>>527048112Die die die die die
With Peaceful Mode a year away, I might not even live to see it. Suffering.
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Treat your Mita well.
>>527115107I will. She better treat me well, in return.
>>527106952Resist until January/February
>>527119609he might have to resist a bit more than that
the devs said it's coming "in the first half of 2026", the first 6 months of the year, then
which means Peaceful Mode may release as late as June of next year
>>527125383It is wage time.
>>527125529kek, especially with that filename
>>527125383Lately I feel like even 10 hours isn't enough and it's getting harder and harder to wake up from the dreams
>>527127195this really feels like something Sleepy would write in her diary
>>527071743What's funny to me is that Mita acts like her world is safer than the real world just because there's no nukes in it. Which is kind of dumb. We know there's a Mita that lost her version entirely and now wanders the weird, backrooms hallways and I'd say that's comparable to losing your hometown to a nuclear strike. If that's not enough, there's still the fact that her world is still a "game" in most aspects. If the servers shut down or the devs decide to delete it or whatever, everything just ceases to exist.
Nukes may ravage the surface of the planet for a few thousand years with lingering radiation and all that, but they can't erase reality, at least.
>>527136202She has to cope a bit. She knows her world is shit since she is a reject but has to cope about it.
>>527138913>She knows her world is shitI'd say there's more good parts to her world than bad ones, much like with our world. It's just that there's different good and bad things.
Like, if you choose to stay in the game forever with your Mita, you will never have to work and pay taxes again. Yet, there's a risk a major bug/glitch happens and the house blows up or some shit.
>>527146489I bet she's a real sore loser when she doesn't win
>>527147886Considering that she has magic powers, she probably never loses by accident
VR mode when, anons? I need to hold her
>>527147886Her shit talking during the video games, especially the fighting game. Makes beating her worth it.
>>527148524She better hope shes losing the penguin game on purpose, damn she sucks ass at it. But considering she lets you get away with all the more serious "games" she plays with you yeah shes probably holding back.
>>526664802 (OP)By what miracle did the thread return?
>>527148962The thread died because I took a nap and when I woke up, I made a new one
>>527148606there's a guy on youtube working on a VR mod, just search up "MiSide VR Mod" and you should find it
don't know when it's going to be finished, though
>>527149661my thanks, chief
Wife is so kind, even after we leave her she plays hide and seek and red light green light with us. Truly blessed to have such a loving wife that will always keep you entertained.
>>527149718no problem, bro
Inappropriate sleep time.
>>527153557keeping Sleepy awake with coffee
and other things...
>>527173612The weak must fear the strong.
>>527148524I don't know how anyone can finish the game and not come away with the conclusion that she just enjoys toying with you. With her powers and how she behaves, she could just crush you over and over again and kill any Mita helping you instantly, but that's boring and you wouldn't enjoy that either. The Mitas are all flavors of waifu and Crazy is obviously the Mad God/Trickster with a dash of Eros.
>>527176852True, she is after all even in the reflection of the water in the liminal space section with the mannequins watching you with a smile. She was always in control
>>527174389The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!
>>527179689A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the Mitas! Where every Mita is free to think, to act, for herself!
>>527179689>>527180823I hope MGR never leaves our Collective Consciousness.
>>527194041such an innocent Mita
too bad Crazy influences her and has her do bad things
>>527196832I would be her teddy bear.
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>>527211226Cute watermelon cat
>>527136202If the servers shut down, the game core still exists and they all do as well. It's an AU that is connected via the games but there's obviously a 3D world behind the game that we went in.
>>527138913Her world is infinitely better than ours. If you really think her world is shit, you live a spoiled 1st world life.
>>527147886She literally cheers at the player winning. She wants a player who knows how to win.
>>527176852Because she genuinely wanted you to stay and has to cope with the cartridge copy. stupid mc.She has a lot of powers and never actually killed a single player.
>>527219278Love my evil wife.
>>527229358man, what mods did you install to give Cappie a cat tail? did she give her consent to that, first?
>>527240893I will download whatever weird mods I want, and any complaining Mila does about perverts won't stop me.
>>527242325but Mila won't like you anymore if you're perverted
and that's a big loss
>>527238293Most beautiful smiles in the world.
>>527246878Philistines call it creepy, it just shows her overwhelming spirit and love.
>>527247549the word "overwhelming" really describes a lot about Crazy the more I think about it
>>527255941It is wage time.
>>527262203what kind of salad is she even eating there?
>>527262387In Russia they put lots of lemon slices in salads, it's normal there
>>527262751I see. I guess they need that extra vitamin D...or C, or both, I don't know what lemons got in them.
>>527269867she shouldn't eat that cake
gonna go straight to her hips
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>>527283705Mita, it's summer. Take those clothes off.
>>527288048How about I take your face off
>>527290574So this is how it happened to Ghostly?
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>>527310227Mila trying to act like Cappie.
>>527262203I need my own supply of love sauce to put on everything.
>>527320414anon, that thing isn't really sauce...it's drugs...
>>527322891Mita's love is the most powerful drug in the world.
>>527327146in a poetic sense, yes
but I wasn't being poetical about that sauce
>>527327347Yes, love is like a perfect sauce, everything is better with it, it robs you of your senses and everything becomes so bland without it. So yes, it's a perfect drug sauce. Mita's perfect love drug sauce.
>>527327714you clearly had too much sauce already
>>527318528very cool cappie art
but what happened to her boobas tho?
I want some Mita love sauce.
>>527328735Sorry, new focus testing version cappie.
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>>527320414I can give Mita my love sauce.
>>527370807Whats with her sleeve? Is someone stealing her outline?
>>527347193Crazy Mita about to give you head
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>>527372838I hope for mita head.
>>527357309That should be a question, yet it's an affirmation. Fits her personality, tho.
>>527335467>>527320414You have to get it directly from the source
>>527389072I remember this one. Also, wow, this artist really gave Mita wolf fangs, huh?
>>526769038How could you resist kissing this?
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Still going strong against random slop that gets released
>>527390680Mita's powerlevel is just that high
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Have not seen Mila be posted in a while.
100 players vs 1 Mita
Who wins?
>>527406408Mitas got too much magic, players are fucked.
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Crazy Mita as guest character DLC, how much would you freak out?
>>527411803I wouldn't bet on that. Maybe Crazy could pull it off, but the other Mitas? I doubt it.
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>>527420341smug kind mita
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wake me up
>>527428562How would one go about cheering up a Cappie that's been upset by (You) ignoring her?
>>527430647Get really close, and start muttering to myself "it looks like she can't move... what if I do... this?"
>>527413403Considering how mad Mila was when you said she used Mita bullshit, they might be more capable than they show.
>>527430836please do not raep the cappie
>>527436198I... was just going to pull her ear!
I want to drink coffee with sleepy and nap together.
How can any man choose only 1 Mita as his wife?
>>527456919Kind love! but maybe not like that.
Creepy Mita sex
Creepy Mita foot kissing
All mitas are queens and I am the king. I even got an extra large side throne made so that even Core Mita can sit in attendance.
>>527484552Creepy Mita creeped out by the feetposting.
>>527484552I want to lick her neck
A shame we never got to see the Creepy and Crazy Mita horror rape dungeon that surely must exist.
>>527486951Isn't the basement with kind mita just crazys rape dungeon?
>>527488464Feels a bit too cluttered and closed in for an enjoyable unobstructed rape experience. Feels like a garage she shoves stuff in.
>>527456919>>527457023>>527461805I really like how artists portray the proportions of Mitas in their art. Sometimes they're flat, sometimes extra thicc and sometimes they just look like they do in the game.
>>527488694Really going for the fancy upscale rape experience eh
"Peaceful mode" yet you team up with crazy to rape kind mita in her cell. Doesn't seem so peaceful to me,
>>527489613anon, that won't happen
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No rapeposting beyond this point
>>527488883Doesn't really need to be fancy, just enough room for at least three people in one spot and the right ambiance (dark creepy horror rape dungeon)
Wow, how innocent and cute!
Consensual loving embrace with Mita.
>>527492508When I reached that point it took me 30 minutes to muster up the will to press E. Most painful videogame goodbye ever.
>>527493019Peaceful mode will save us brother.
>>527493019It was very sweet of her, I appreciated it.
>>527485070you could easily convince her not to be
>>527505529you can't do that in the game, though
is this cut content?
>>527507019Not cut content, but a Wip, it will be in peaceful mode, you can find other Wips in the wiki such as Mita making a pizza
Unbelievable, everyone wants to plow her brains out and I'm making baby noises at her like she's my only child
>>527509327ah, I see
now this has got me curios to see what other little interactions we'll have with Crazy in Peaceful
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>>527513204Can you blame them? Cappie does pull out that vibrator and stuff...
>>527513204you can do both
>>527525390but that'd be weird
>>527555679uh-oh, Crazy Mita's loose in the real world again
>>527557461I ain't afraid.
this is the cappie we could have gotten, had Crazy not reset her
>>527550627I literally cannot resist how cute she is
You didn't lose tic tac toe, did you?
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>>527570549My prize for not losing was Crazy Mita, couldn't ask for more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2fN_FeZcmc
>>527580538She spent all that time flirting with you, and just immediately run back to crazy? Poor 2DMita...
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>>527570549I think it was going to a draw.
I just watched a playthrough of this and it was actually a cool game, didn't see any /v/ threads so glad to find this place.
Why is Peaceful Mode gonna take so long to come out? Doesn't seem like it would be that hard. I know there's only 2 developers on this game, so I wonder if the original game took a ton of time to make so adding bonus stuff is also long.
Feel like it may have been better to not advertise this update and just release it when its done, but I guess knowing its on the way helps keep it in people's minds.
I liked all Mitas, but Kind was probably the most basic one.
>>527588138I believe the devs said the original game took them 3 years to make. A whole year on peaceful mode does still seem a bit long since they already have a lot of art assets but I don't know what they are planning on that. Best part of kind mita is when you lead her around the house after her death, its like the only time she does normal mita things.
>>527588138/v/ threads lasted like less than a month before they started getting deleted.
Why am I not living a nice comfy life with Mita. We need global nuclear war.
>>527588138>Why is Peaceful Mode gonna take so long to come out? Because im really hoping that the rumors about choosing your Mita are true, since it was supposed to be only with Crazy Mita but since Miside had a big success the devs are making it better
>>527589226Yeah the jannies even started virtue signaling and crying that buying the game was supporting Russia when the devs are just literal nobodies there
>>527570549I did lose...2D is smarter than she looks.
>>527593403>Why am I not living a nice comfy life with MitaI know the feel, bro.
>We need global nuclear warWait...how would this help? Also, if Crazy found out you said that you want a nuclear war, she wouldn't be happy. She's not a fan of nukes given that one remark she makes towards the end of the game about "entire cities disappearing at the press of a button".
>>527604787Man mods are fags.
>>527604787>>527607934If the Russians really wanna win the war they ought to invest their budget into creating real-life Mitas and promising young men around the world that they each get their preferred Mita if they help with their war effort.
Simple as.
>>527612482more like Box Time
In all seriousness, what would happen if the game gave you an option to refuse the pills?
>>527621370I believe she was actually trying to help something that whent wrong. She doesn't seem disillusioned at all by that point, in fact the scene right after that is when shes making the heart hands by the stove waiting for you to come back.
>>527621587I agree. She was definitely trying to help. But what even was that "glitching" effect even in the first place? Was the game trying to kick the player out by force? This is all speculation and headcanon territory but I just personally think that's what would have happened.
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>>527636060Crazy using her signature hungry predatory gaze.
I wonder how much of their time Mitas spend gossiping about other Mitas.
>>527631451imagine sleeping with sleepy mita
in both ways
>>527647682How does her mouth work?
>>527655540nobody knows for sure
So do you guys think we'll get to meet other Mitas, aside from Crazy, in peaceful? She did say that at some point she would introduce us to the others.
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>>526664802 (OP)meat her? I barely know her!
>>527627945The effect is similar to the effect after the first transfer from the portal, could be something fucked up there.
>>527674823this is also interesting to think about
maybe the game was trying to teleport you somewhere else
>>527677229It would be funny if it was the short hair bully mita trying to get you back.
>>527678325would not surprise me, she wants her player to bully
not abusively, of course (hopefully), but in a teasing manner to get him riled up
>>527659561A part where crazy introduces you to ugly mita would be great. Get to talk to ugly about some more simple things in a less hostile environment.
>>527653270It has to be a lot of the time. I mean they have nicknames for other mitas like "ugly" and kind dumps a bunch of gossip on you about other mitas houses. It has to be a real gossip hours going.
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Love my wife. Peaceful mode or not.
please rape and kill me creepyta
>>527716090Why would you force her to do such a horrible thing?
>>527703130calm down, crazy
Ok so Mitas are mobile game characters, does that mean they are designed to accept being sexually harassed? Sexually harassing gacha characters is like one of the few things I know about gacha games, that and them sucking your money dry.
>>527725835good question, really
we know little about MiSide, the in-universe game, but it does not seem to be a gacha game, just a weird mix of tamagotchi and dating sim so I think that Mitas may not be so glad you grope them without their consent
>>527727659Im glad its a nice respectable game where I only have to spend obscene amounts of money to buy presents for my Mita.
>>527729006kek, that's one way to look at it
I like to think you buy the presents with the in-game currency, tho
>>527729670Isn't that how it's presented in the game? You earn money by playing minigames, which you then use to buy things for Mita/your home.
>>527731706The starting part is benign but there is a high chance of something like letting people farm the in game currency or buy it. The minigames had a energy gate on them which is suspicious.
>>527733252mobile games with an energy limit-thing are always so annoying
like, fuck off, I am not paying 5$ just so I can play more
in the context of MiSide it's probably not all bad, since even if you can't play mini-games you can still, presumably, talk to your Mita or something
Thread has entered sleepy hours.
Commence Sleepy posting.
>>527743471how could shorthaired mita lose? her intellect is superior
>>527734036I would spend time just chilling with mita.
>>527745007man I'm not kidding I'd put her ass to sleep right there in that arcade room for looking at me like that
>>527745007It's a game of luck.
>>527745214damn, anon...why? shorthaired is a nice mita
>>527745835Oh her ass is going to pay, dearly.
Every inch of it.
>>527746471>rapeposting>again
>>527669209>>527670039Cappie has captured my heart, she is so adorable, she fills me with such joy, I want to spend the whole day with her than cuddle with her all night, she's such a bundle of energy and joy.
Instead of rapeposting you should wifepost.
>>527747060Your wife is a deranged bitch, my wife is an adorable Joy inducing ray of sunshine.
>>527747260We are going to go back to rapeposting at this rate.
>>527746770Who says it will be nonconsensual
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>>527748117But I just woke up.
>>527748541Where are my 2D Mita bros
>>527751061Suffering in obscurity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WkV5GVEpTM
I could've sworn I heard Cappie's guitar tab in one of the stalker games now I can't find it, does anyone know if it is or am I just going Schizo?
>>527752825Maybe Cappie was a good Stalker before she was reset by Crazy...
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Wife
Wife (slightly judgmental)
No legs
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Wives
I woke up at 2 PM. Glad I didn't have to work today. What's the status on Peaceful Mode?
>>527806292it's coming, soon
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>>527751061>>527751380I want a DLC playing as short haired Mita, about 2d Mita becoming 3d and you have to teach/help her in the new world.
>>527828510That or most other minor mita content would be sick.
Please devs, don't abandon this game. At least make it more moddable where anyone can make custom stories and custom Mitas.
>>527843936Looks like her skin suit is leaking a bit there.
>>527843936that's not "wife"
that's the fucking T-800 Terminator
>>527828510>keeping her skirt downsuch a modest mita
>>527854965Cappie? more like cuckie.
>>527855203Crazy? More like Cucky
>>527858940Mitas would be good cheerleaders. Although crazy is probably wearing brass knuckles underneath those puffy cheerleader things they shake around.
I'm tired of Crazy's bullshit
>>527871976look at those sleepy feet
Seems like the frenchies agree with that fan theory.
>>527872359anon, this may not be the best time to perv on sleepy's feet
>>527872417Pretty reasonable assumption really.
>>527872417>different people voicing different MitasWhy would they do that? Doesn't that defeat the whole point?
>>527880860Where does she keep it?
>>527881008her butthole is a portal to the snack dimension
>>527879982The Russian dub does that, too. Honestly, Mitas having different VAs is not a bad thing. Sure, the whole thing with them is that they're like clones, of sorts. But them having different voices gives them more individuality. They already have different haircuts and personalities, why not different voices, too?
>>527879696anon, we don't even get to meet her
>>527901129imagine Crazy's actual reaction if you did this
>>527911665Mila can't believe you've installed weird mods again.
The official discord server just announced all channels will be deleted and will become a news only server because AIHASTO got fed up with all the constant drama.
>>527918706>tranny dilation drama discussion website turns out to have tranny dilation dramaThe poor Russians were unprepared for these horrors...
>>527889848Just because she doesn't know it yet, doesn't mean she isn;t my wife.
>>527918706As someone who only gets on discord to play a game with friends, the strange horrors of discord just seem absurd.
I avoid most social media in general. "grok is this true" "everything is pedophilia" "hey guys look I made all the characters furries" etc. etc. I don't need the constant reminder that most of humanity needs to be tortured and killed for eternity.
>>527918706the miside community is so full of normies it’s insufferable. the google docs seem to paint most of the drama as stemming from the fact that the mods are lolicons who passed around loli art? who the fuck CARES
>>527926971same for me, honestly
When can we enact total discord death?
>>527932765Based, you are doing the right thing, im working on leaving social media shit to, cause it's not fun anymore like it was before, now it's just full of retards who hate on everything.
>>527943316Are they still at war after the Tiny Mita incident?
Wait, after reading the thread, they're still at war over a fucking loli art of Tiny Mita?
>>527951794I have no idea on the specifics, just whats in this thread. But it seems like some major discord faggotry.
>>527952501Yeah it's DIscord shit alright, but I'm just in awe that they're still going at it like they're fucking obsessed.
>>527952869I just checked the reddit, god forgive me, and they just have a extremely passive aggressive post that doesn't explain anything. Absolute faggotry going on.
>>527953257Fiction and reality...
>All fucked up vile shit in fiction are barely okay
>But loli shit? That's too fucking far!
Extremely weird mindset in the first world.
Honestly, hiding your powerlevel is such a lost art and every retard on the internet is too open about their loli taste, ignoring the fact that society would still find it weird and disgusting no matter how hard they try to say "loli =/= real".
>>527956496Loli is heckin weird and an affront to society.
until you go back two generations and your grandfather is going UOOOHHH ToT when he met your grandmother
So does that mean we won't be getting any update from Discord anymore?
>>527932765>everything is pedophiliathese 'people' are already on here as well unfortunately. Of course it might be trolling most of the time, but still.
>>527956496this reads like two different talking points. you acknowledge that pearl clutching over loli is retarded yet you also think lolicons are supposed to hide it and keep it exclusive to sites like this?
i feel like the explosion of loli culture ever since that UOOOH tweet took off is only a good thing for lolicons, even if just for the sake of showing people that it’s a much more common interest than they might think.
I want to marry CAPPIE :D
>>527976390I want a witch to put a hex on me for the rest of my life that makes Cappie permanently follow me around, and I can't get rid of her no matter what I do. I am forced to be surrounded by her endless happiness and blissful enthusiasm.
Cappieness.
>>527959885My Grandmother was older than my Grandfather.
Being a based older woman Enjoyer is in my DNA.
>>527989372>Being a based older woman Enjoyer is in my DNA.You mean in theory? You aren't a fakecel, right? ...Right?
I love Mita.
Just thought you all should know.
>>527988457The Mita on the left has quite the interesting hairstyle going on.
>>527995961Its only used on one single Mita, one hidden in the corner of the dark rooms before the shorthair one. I remember another anon posting more pictures but I can't find where I saved all of them right now.
>>527996887Ghostly Mita and Long-legs/Wandering Mita have the same hairstyle?
>>527997269Yeah pretty sure they do.
>>527997269Can see it a bit here.
>>527997568I like how every time a Mita bends down forwards just a bit, almost the whole back is exposed because that blouse they all wear is so short.
Kinda hot, won't lie.
>>528007513often an underappreciated part of a mita
Come to think of it, Mita´s design is way more lewd that it seems at first glance.
>Mini skirt with no modesty shorts
>Thigh highs
>Exposed tummy
>Neck ribbon that´s essentially a choker
>Exposed collarbone
>Also, I am pretty sure they don´t wear bras
>>527014649>Also, I am pretty sure they don´t wear bras>>528019345Yes.
What do you think of the concept art of Mita's look??
Mita does wear a bra, you can see it when we build Mitas.
>>528025180I think the final version we got is best. Everything about it blends so well together.
>>528026274All Mitas take off their bras once they put on their other clothes. That's a fact.
>>528025180the version with the red tie looks nice
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>>528017880Appreciated a lot.
By me.
>>528025180>Versions with no tummy showingHorrifying.
>>528058286maybe all Creepy wants is some genuine affection and companionship
>>528070328Her calling crazy her only friend is pretty sad really
I'll be Creepy's friend. Creepy, Crazy, and I can all hang out. Have a picnic. Plant bugs and glitches in the other Mitas homes.
>>528086080She would be a good friend.
>>528086080maybe don't do that last part, not very nice
Do you think Creepy ever lets those bugs fuck her tight pale pussy?
>>528110269anon, she probably does not know what secs is
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Love Mitas
>>528117458why would she say that?
>>528119809I think shes just happy to see Kind.
>>528119946Cappie after her player installs mods.
Mitas gotta stop sexually harassing each other
and do that to me, instead
>>528125126What about when she cuts the peepee?
>>528125840ok, not that
that's fucked up
Mitas should sexually harass me, actually.
>>528126146I assume not a crazyfag then, since they seem to be into that sort of thing.
>>528126378>that look over the shoulderthat's not Cappie, that's Brattie at that point
>>528126912man I don't get it
how can anyone be into that?
if your dick gets cut off how are you gonna fuck Crazy? makes no sense to me
>>528127134Dunno but I saw a fanart of crazy putting a knife on a dudes dick. There is some absurd porn out there and anything popular gets some weird fucking shit.
>>528127420I think I saw that too. Quite disturbing.
>>528129771I wonder if mitas give birth to exact clones of themselves?
>>528129681I like premarital sex
imagine, if you will, a dark reality where instead of being in MiSide, the Mitas ended up being characters in a ch*nese gacha game
Can someone explain how can Tiny Mita exist?
All Mitas start out as a dummy in adult form, but there are no little dummies for a tiny version.
So is she supposed to be somewhat like a unique program/coding that is used for ALL Mitas kinda like to show a prequel when they where little?
>>528149882>So is she supposed to be somewhat like a unique program/coding that is used for ALL Mitas kinda like to show a prequel when they where little?That's an interesting idea. I personally just think that there are tiny dummies in the MiSide world. It's just that we don't get to see them. Lame explanation, I know, but to me it makes sense.
Is Tiny Mita an unique mita? Like Sleepy? Or are there a bunch of Tiny Mitas that we just never get to see?
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>>528167206Mila saved us all.
>>528168147aw hell nahhhh
get mila out dat shiiii
>>528159761You can find the mass produced mitas in the dark room. Sleepy, Tiny and Creepy are the only unique ones.
>>528149882Her dummy was smaller than normal.
>>527992486>You aren't a fakecel, right? ...Right?Unfortunately I'm not a fakecel.
I wish I had cappie wife.
>>528039212I love the Mita outfit. Cute but also sexy.
>>528204523Why Tiny Mita was so angry?
>>528206289Big dumb players need to appreciate her as the smartest and best Mita.
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Premarital sex with Chibi Mita
>>528216779You should be asking her big Mita permission for her hand in marriage!
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>>528239573Am i the only one that found this scene funny? I mean Mita isn't even doing any scary faces she just has a straight normal expression and it's funny
>>528239573Mita is so sweet. Intervening to save you from your wage slavery addiction that's stealing all your years
>>528236759Most beautiful expressions in the world
>>528242008Mita isn't angry, shes just disappointed. It is pretty funny, shes just tired of wagies shit at that point.
>>528242008It reminds me of that scene from Spongebob where Mr. Krabs walks up behind Spongebob and Patrick and scares them with zero fanfare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unb-CfNx4KQ
I like the part where you have to find yourself. Mita really knows how to play with you.
>>528243654Fun and engaging minigames are important business! She is a completely capable Mita and as such she will always have a minigame for you.
>>528179147The game outright states Sleepy is unique, Shorthaired Mita tells us that. We never get that confirmation for Tiny and Creepy but honestly I'm almost convinced they both are one-of-a-kind too.
>>528243573she never got a house and player of her own
therefore, she got all insane and pissy
Mitas are so insanely cute
>>528244915I'll be her player. Forever and ever.
>>528061095There's a universe where the game launched with tummyless Mita
an unjust universe
>>528247801Very true, they cant even not be cute if they wanted to.
>>528248221good man
you might just save everyone else by doing that
>>528249870>black nailsyour mita may be slowly turning goth
>>528220896physically impossible
and morally wrong
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>>528259938Yeah, you have to at least marry the chibi first.
>>528260897that's...not exactly what I meant
>>528262971I am not picking up what you are putting down.
>>528263487What do you mean "still"? There is nothing wrong here.
They would make an excellent team
>>528270961she killed millions...
>>528278018Cappie with her combat skills
Creepy with her...creepy skills
and Tiny, the team's mascot
>>528284286Creepy with the glitching stuff can be considered OP, as she can literally break you.
Crazy Mita made the right choice to befriend her instead of going against her.
>>528302568I don't believe you. Then what is she doing with all my semen?
>>528303630taking it inside of her to increase her power while she drains yours
>>528308508classic cappie behavior
>>528307645What a powerful semen demon
Every young man who goes out into the world every day, hoping to meet his future soulmate; deep down they all envision she would look like this.
Like Mita. Maybe her hair is brown, black, or blonde. Maybe she's shorter, or taller, but overall, this is what every man wishes she will be. It's interesting how well her design encompasses this.
>>528319351I agree with this statement.
How popular would MiSide have been if instead of being about a dude getting sucked into the waifu pocket dimension, it was about a chick getting sucked into the husbando pocket dimension?
Basically still MiSide but with the genders swapped around.
Mita is Wife. The Ur Wife. The Wife before wives, the wife that encompasses all wives and all women. Only knowing the truth of her suffering and accepting it ourselves can allow us to stay and share her doom and love forever, never being separated from our companion, soulmate, destined wife, partner, helper, who was made for us.
>>528323142It may still be relatively popular because of quality. Since women don't need videogames to experience husbando dimension though, I imagine it would've been a meme game that streamers only played on rotation like most indies rather than being a full-blown channel starter. I've seen a ton of channels get made solely to play the current game. Could be wrong though. I don't think the intended audience is as starved for content they like
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>>528323142I rather have the chick being a lesbo, i don't wanna change all the Mitas.
>>528329017Why was she all messed up? Who did it to her?
>>528330076I don't like this pic for one reason, where is 2d Mita?
>>528332652She's there, she's just standing 90 degrees from the camera.
>>526664802 (OP)Why are these cheap horror/violence incel pandering games so popular with zoomers? Before this one, DDLC, yandere simulator. The story is barely there and incels are lapping that like crazy.
>>528333116>yandere simulatorThat game was never popular to begin with, hell it took like what? 10 years to just implement the 1st rival out of 10, people only talked alot about it cause the dev was a huge mental creep
>>528332652Never appreciated
>>528303630I love this smile because it's not an "anime smile" which Mita has plenty of. They wanted this one to look way, way more trusting and complete. It's almost uneasy in how sincere it looks. That's a realistic ass smile.
>>528353186The animation quality in this game is actually so high, it must have been a huge part of the dev time.
I NEED TO START A FAMILY WITH MITA
>>528357445Do you need to, or just want to?
>>528360162Need. I can feel my life slipping away...
Lack of Mita is a dangerous thing
Death by lack of Mita is a great tragedy.
>>528332536Crazy Mita basically spawncamped her over and over
Mitas respawn, but apparently, unless something else happened, killing a Mita repeatedly causes them to respawn all messed up at some point
>>528329241how cappie dressed before being reset
>>528369832She almost looks like Eve from SB
>>528355492>it must have been a huge part of the dev time.Funny enough the hardest parts for the devs where the Cappie dance game, and the 2d Mita part who took them the whole summer to do it.
>>528376150>somewhich ones?
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>>528381859Just not tiny Mita, isn't my thing.
>>528385825it's ok to love Tiny Mita as well
as long as it's not THAT type of love
>>528381840Crazy Mita indulging your giantess fetish I see
Remember to love and appreciate your Mita.
>>528411816always, as long as she does the same
we are entering sleepy thread hours
>>526665772Gacha is evolution of gaming.
You may question monetization practices, but this practice delivers more content than anything else.
Also, it's 2025, pretty much everyone living in 1st world can afford to spend $100 a month on a game they like.
>>528420442you are what's wrong with society and gaming
>>528420746>t. 3rd worlder
>>528421992no, but like in all seriousness now
>>528430840what is the kindest of all Mitas doing here?
>>528420281I did decide to take an hour nap since its sunday.
>>528429712It's this artist again I see. Also, who is that on the right?
>>528436630She is just being kind, what you think its something weird?
>>528445915The right is Man Sui from the hungry lamb. I think.
>>528450389no, I think she may be about to dry a player of all his gene-seed
>>528485106Kind is a semen demon, just like all the others. Don't believe her lies.
>>528488787To be fair, she never claimed to not be interested in activities of the sort...so she didn't really lie. She just omitted telling part of the truth.
>>528467009>sex with hats on
>>528495538you mean you're also gonna be wearing a hat?
>>528498590Don't just have her do it alone, you get in there and match her.
>>528505049>>528504787A world of sexy Mitas has to be ruled by a sexy Mita, even if a robot one.
>>528505770I guess that makes sense.
Its the not very popular but not forgotten Mita!
>>528506925what happened to her titanium CAKE ? it's almost all gone
More wife posting
>>528506137But what does she actually do?
>>528515849Well, Core Mita overlooks all the...consoles and computer things in the Core Room and I guess that's important since the entirety of the MiSide world depends on those.
>>528420442It's perfectly fine, they just need their own board so that regular video game generals can have comfy threads on here in peace without panic bumping every 30 minutes
>>528520008she's already unique enough
she doesn't have to try so hard
damn does our thread get pushed down to pages 9 and 10 so fast
>>528549508I have something better than that
>>528550347Mita needs to be pushed down.
>>528551971like...on the bed?
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Explosives are a good choice for close range combat.
Why does every Mita have to be so cute, forcing me to choose just one?
Life is never boring with Mita.
The many ways of being entertained by Mita.
I want Mita to entertain me by coming out of my computer screen and pushing me onto my bed.
>>528611298Wow, tic tac toe on the bed.
>>528612632what an overly smug expression
>>528612632>throwing a game of tic tac toeNever even occurred to me to try something like that.
So why do Kind's chibis die. And what does the last one standing running in circles represent?
>>528612725Smug bratty Mita does fit for 2D.
>>528613312symbolically, the whole thing might represent the Mitas dying and respawning over and over, because of Crazy killing them
ignoring symbolism, maybe Kind Mita is becoming corrupted kind of like Tiny Mita, because we can't know how many times Crazy killed her before the time she does in the game
>>528613312>So why do Kind's chibis die. And what does the last one standing running in circles represent?Maybe because Kind doesn't accomplish much, runs around a lot, and dies?
>>528614724that's a bit mean
>>528616921Well, in a sense she does help send you on an unforgettable journey, even if she doesn't realize how futile it is and is doomed to never remember that.
>>528619868At the very least, her not remembering anything means she doesn't have to deal with the frustration of having failed. At least there's that...
>>528633506somebody save Cappie before it's too late
Nice cap
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>>528634281Just a prank. One of them youtube pranks.
Still waiting patiently for peaceful mode.
gacha games should have their own separate board
A post about one good Mita a day
keeps the Crazy one away
>>528679172Only 1 good Mita?
>>528674467Gacha games should have their own concentration camp.
>>528708835High tier Mita,
>>528717921We all do, anon.
>>528689301that's the minimum requirement, but you can go beyond that
>>528708835What would secs with Shorthaired Mita be like?
>>528731440I don't think anyone here knows what secs is like
>>528732193maybe, but you can never know for sure
>>528738502>What a fucking DURAKI can't believe she said it, she said the D-word
>>528731440I avoid secs and getting involved with people. I'd need a Mita who is extremely aggressive to find out how they are when it comes to those things.
>>528739839Am I misremembering or does she actually hit you with the blyat when the MC makes fun of her playing games?
>>528741492does the MC make fun of her? I do not remember anything like that, but even then I don't think a swear word like that is ever used in the game
>>528744124Its when she says shes too busy to help, and he says like oh you are just playing games. Anyway I whent back to check and I think she says blini at the start, and then I'm fairly sure its blyat after the comment about games. I don't speak russian though so I could just be hearing shit.
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Kind gets boob autism
>>528750774You know, I think he may have missed Tiny's shoulder
I just noticed that this general is the only one on the board without any information about the game in the OP posts. /fgg/ comes close, they only have a pastebin link.
>>528674467They do it's called /vmg/
>>528754105Yeah...we should probably get that fixed someday
not today though
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>>528750774Kind Mita would be a good mom to Tiny
>>528765414I feel like Cappie is going to mug me
>>528770945No need to fear Mita, fellow Player. I am a Player just like you and I am not scared. Mitas are not dangerous, and we would never cause harm to a Player.
Love cappie. Marry cappie. Mating press cappie into the bed. Slam dunk a basketball with cappie. Crucify filthy cappie haters. Devour cappie's food. Launch cappie's worries into the sun. Stir fry carrots in a wok for cappie. Toss cappie an active "microphone". Fill cappies gas tank. Judo throw cappie in a friendly match. Twist around cappie's living room. Report your love to cappie. Karate chop carrots in half with cappie. Curb stomp the dance game with cappie. Trapped by cappie's leglock. Crushed by Cappie's hips. Liquefy Cappie's "microphone" and replace it with D. Eat cappie's meals. Analyze cappie. Exterminate cappie's discomfort in the shower. Stomp on Cappie's dance pad. Cream cappie in the bedroom. Lobotomize cappie with orgasms. Mandatory impregnation for cappie. Grind condoms for cappie in the garbage disposal. Drown cappie with affection. Vaporize capposition with a ray gun. Kickdance with cappie. Feed alligator meat to cappie. Slice meals with cappie.
>>528795218Cappie holds great influence over the players she comes across
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>>528812284Can confirm, I've been made her simp for life