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>>526925625Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
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Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
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>Newsโข Big Run 6/13-6/15
โข Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
โข Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
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https://x.com/SplatoonEU
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https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
all those new weapons and yet, status quo will be preserved
everything still orbits around cooler
Time to learn zooka I guess, any tips?
>>527021746What about Marina's ass
>>527021901just practice, splattershot with special charge gives you the most zookas for now
it's no inkjet, it's pretty easy to learn
https://x.com/Pokejun_0601/status/1932651321255211486?t=Nu9UIIoRkV30_uNxUN0IxA&s=19 you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>>527021558 (OP)>dualie squelcher gets sensor/screenI actually laughed out loud. What the fuck are they smoking?
So they left you alone on a deserted island with Shiver...
>>527021558 (OP)Love me inklings and octolings
>>527022514ceph love
total ceph love
>>527022338it's disruptor rush tier stupidity
you think it's shit at first but then you think better and realise that shit's fucked up and, if not good, it'll be at very least hyper annoying
it also turned screen into a one-weapon special lmao, watch it never get buffs again because sensor and squelchies are too good of a combo for it
Screen is a shit special no one wants that should have never been a thing
>>527022353Then I'd be named Frye Onaga. But I'm not Frye Onaga.
>>527022748https://youtu.be/q7-ICRcQW6E?si=zygkzuZGWqpQwmHj
The trailer where it was unveiled was peak though
All I wanted was a splatling with chumps
A splatoon spinoff? that'll be 80 dollars please.
>>527022950Heavy Remix a year from now, trust the plan.
>>527022985>$80Doug "EAfag" Bowser and his bullshit have been a shitheap disaster for Nintendo. Same with Furukawa.
>>527023157Nintendo is making more money than ever so they're doing something right
Thoughts on new wiper and stamper kits?
>>527022748screen is way more fun to play around than "lol you die" zooka and "lol your death didn't matter" cooler
it's "shit" in a way that yes, it can't compete with these extreme specials, but it's not like anything can, really
Lil Judd as main villain?
>>527023294I just hate how the console and accessories and such are just so fucking overpriced to shit in this shithole meme "country" that calls itself "Canada". I just wish for shit to be affordable again, and with Quebec, my province of British Columbia, Alberta and even Saskatchewan itching to just completely fuck off from the rest of Canada as it collapses gives me hope.
Why did they give PG's kit to splattershot
>>527023672180 pts kraken aerospray would have been the blight of Tower Control
>>527023671openingngngngn
my love for wimy knows no bounds
>>527023335>Stamper gets a THIRD amazing kitFucking die
>>527023787why not 220p kraken aerospray
giving high paint weapons high cost specials is fair
>>527025271they're shit bro
>>527025271Mines ARE shit. They do 35-45 damage (95% of the time they're going to do 35), they cost over half of your ink tank (60%) to place just one of two and they have a long ass animation which means you can't use them in the middle of combat.
I think a ink use reduction to like 25% and making the planting animation cancel-able would make them actually decent.
Give all the good kits to shooters
Fuck anything non-shooter
>>527026135Do woomy vagoos have suckers in them
orangechan... how is she doing
ggs S! was nice to play with you again
if only these bakalancers knew how to kill and stay alive
>>527026332GGs m! Fun shifts, fun snake kill, thx for hosting my guy
Strangle freelancers. Stone freelancers. Set freelancers on fire
>>527026293Orange-chan is now one of those unfresh adults who still thinks long flops are in style
>>527026293Erm, her name is Mrs John now
Why is there a candy bar glued to wiper?
>>527027620because ngmi fully embraced the silliness gluing random shit to practical weapons
in s1 the only one that got stuff glued to it was kelp charger, and it still had more than that done to it (it had the tank replaced with a onions sauce bottle)
>>527022353And now I'm Frye queen of the silly and its now sex time with Shiver.
>>527028878>>527028923Don't see a ring on either's finger
Fuzzy woomy
>>527028923Full?
>>527029109https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118408537
>>527022338Probably the same shit they were smoking when they gave wellstring V point sensor and wave breaker
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>527029351Hmm choco woomy
>>527029494O say can you see
By the veem's lardy ass
>>527029876don't insult her, she doesn't like it when she's mocked whilst going to the buffet
Reminder that American foreign policy extends to Inkadia even 10,000 years into the future
>>527023942>Stamper gets a THIRD amazing kitFucking die
third amazing kit to play Mako
Marie moves around by wheelchair now.
personally i'm more excited about a new stage than i am most of these kits
Woomy can't afford her veemofriends shopping habits.
>>527030474How inclusive, weโre finally getting a disabled rep
>>527030565there's always grizzco
>>527030565fat veemo origin arc
getting on my knees and kissing mechanic woomys hot, warm, sweaty tummy
>>527031220I'm really liking the scrappy aesthetic of the new game
We could've seen the heigh difference of Shiver and Frye in the new art but they had to make Frye hunch over again.
>>527031451>Frye and Shiver have new scars>BM's flippers are bandaged up>Shiver has bandages on her torso>Frye is wearing a knee braceHonestly it seems that Deep Cut got really beat up at some point, so now they can't go anywhere and have to rely on the player character to do everything.
>>527031961Anon they crashed out of the sky
Odds are they were probably stranded for days before coming across mechanic-chan
>>527031961Also looks like Frye gave pieces of her pants to the other two.
Shiver and Frye are also matching earrings.
>>527032068We see them relatively unharmed on the island after landing on the trailer. I think there's going to be a story moment to justify Deep Cut just being idle NPCs at the start
>>527032068>Stranded Was Gear v Grub v Fun foreshadowing?
I've watched the trailer 10 times now. I'm too excited for a game we won't get until next year.
>>527032246yes, I wonder if the splatfest result will affect anything
>>527032934congrats. Dont post your baby online.
>>527033482but theyโre so beautiful
>>527032093>Also looks like Frye gave pieces of her pants to the other two.Oh I didn't notice that detail
>>527021558 (OP)Ok Im just a tourist in this thread but some shit has been bugging me. Had there ever been any squidbillies splatoon edits? Like Early cuyler poorly edited to look like Captain Cuttlefish?
>>527031451I desperately need more of Shiver wearing barely nothing
>>527033945There's one picture with an inkling sitting on a porch with a 'paddle faster i hear banjo's hat.
Don't have the picture though.
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starting the day off with some flar
>>527032068isn't the mechanic also the pilot
>>527035436can't win them all
>>527035552Most likely yes but not confirmed.
>>527034891Ah damn. You would think it would be more common but I guess not. thanks for the help anon.
>>527035904if it's true then your player character would be one hell of a polymath, going from an average dude suddenly being an agent trope to an engineer/mechanic/pilot/survivalist hybrid who can also kick ass
>>527036135NTA. I don't think she's an agent, just a mechanic and possibly a pilot. Though if she were Agent 4 that would sorta make sense, we just don't know yet.
>>527036649no I never said she's an agent, just saying that the usual playable character in these scenarios is just a random shmuck becoming an agent but in this game it seems you may have at least one skill beyond shooting and maybe more
>about to post in previous thread>it gets nuked>>527032987ลซ and uu are the same.
>>527036649I don't think she is A4 either
As we know what A4 is up to she's helping out Marina on her project. Remember A4 is a nerd who didn't even know the Squid Sisters were, who comes from the middle of nowhere.
This is a new woomer a pilot and mechanic be this woomer. But that doesn't mean she won't get drafted into Squidbeak much like Deep Cut was by games end.
>>527036862oh yeah. The player character this time in an adult and does have more background lore this time. It's not just "I was just a random 14 year old until [plot] happened".
>>527037068Ah the usual the archive function on 4chan ate it. But the thread still lives on the archive sites.
>>527037068Eh, I just figured "ลซ" was a bit quicker to type out than "uu", truth be told.
>The entirety of the previous thread got deleted
lol
>>527037242There are more keystrokes on a keyboard and mobile makes you hold down the letter longer than it would take for you to tap u twice, at least for a US board.
>>527037247too much schizofaggotry
Who else will listen to Kpop while playing the new patch??
two cephs one curling bomb
No one brought up the possibility of a fishing mini-game.
>>527037890squidbag worthy
>>527037471I pretty much have it stored to copy-paste when I'm on my PC away from my phone.
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>archived with no replies
Ded gaem
Ded general
>>527037930Yeah Shiver pulls the Salmon out of the water and you shoot it then BBQ it.
>>527037978Especially since it killed a galfaggot
>>527035552I doubt it, the pilot in the trailer has a male body shape
I doubt they would just suddenly switch the MC's genders along with their outfit and profession
>>527038280Sounds cozy
I wanna grill primal-style with my favorite idols tbdesu, I hope we get the chance
>>527037068>>527037247>>527038207https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/526925625/#526925625
Barazushi kits look retarded with the stuff they glued onto the weapons.
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>>527038567>literally every reply got deletedWhy'd he do it, bros?
wonder when you'd be able to make a character as different and unique as the idols
>>527039030never
there's no point of idols if you can make yourself look just as flashy
>>527039030Imagine if your character is an idol in Splat 4
>>527038394Pilot suits aren't exactly tight they are rather baggy so just like the visor is dark enough to where you can't tell anything. Its vague enough so you can do your character creation from them
Besides the concept of a pilot also being a mechanic isn't strange at all.
But in canon the pilot is a woomy and the player character.
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Today I was diagnosed with chronic unemployment. Pray for me bros
>>5270405143D tomwoomer hmmmm
>>527038782Iโve seen this happen with at least five /ink/ threads. I have no idea why it happens.
>>527042659It happens to any general not just /ink/ I guess its some bug in the archive system 4chan uses. As this has been happening for many years. Then followed by a few people who have never noticed it before being surprised about it.
It only affects 4chan as the actual archive sites aren't affected by this.
>>527043429it's probably done just to save bandwidth
>>527043594if they really wanted to "save bandwidth" they wouldn't be doing it by randomly deleting 1 thread every few months
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3
English patchnotes are up.
Blaster got a shit kit. God dammit.
reeflux milk, the new aerospray rg
>>527046031Exactly what it deserves, custom blaster is already a massive nuisance
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>>527045901>PlatanasSAAAAR
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more nerfs to crab tank? weird
>>527046493>>527046487>nerfing the splatanaWe are the most oppressed weapon type.
>>527046708Because u r mr gay
>Made it so that other players a player has battled with in Anarchy Battle (Series) and Splatfest Battle (Pro) will not display in the Users You Have Played With system feature of Nintendo Switch/Nintendo Switch 2 consoles.
huh
is this to stop you from blocking those people to queue-dodge them?
>>527046951when will the band members go on adventures with the player and give em missions?
>>527047128that and also "friend request harassment"
>>527046951marigold is kind of serving cunt in that pullover
>>527047147Spl4t, trvst the plan...
>>527045901why do they fuck with s'blast's stats every other update since it came out
>>527047591If you played against Assblast a lot you would know
>>527045901>For the Crab Tank, we lowered the maximum damage of the cannon to decrease the frequency that the person being attacked is defeated without any opportunity to evade. We also made it easier for other special weapons to fight against the Crab Tank.haha so where the fuck is the trizooka nerf?
>wave breaker anti-splatana buff
fucking finally
>>527047890it already got gutted last patch, what more do you fucking want
>>527047890They're stuck in the past
Devs think they're still on crab meta
>"Best Nine"
why not "Top Ten"?
>>527048069Ten isn't nicely divisible by 3.
>>527048104>10/3 = 3.333333333
>>527047890vSplash replaced vShot as the designated paint bitch in comp after they kneecapped zooka.
>>527047419Harmony and another member or two becoming popular enough to be idols?
thoughts on hydra with sprinkler and bubbler?
>>527047949>"gutted">doesn't even have to fully hit you to 1shot nowlol?
>>527048310Speculation based on teasers in the artbook, statements from the official Xitter accounts and information in the game(s) revolve around Chirpy Chips being Splatoon 4's idols
>>527048486what bizarro dimension are you living in
>>527047949yeah sure bro you've never been killed by a trizooka the very millisecond its been popped
that is literally the biggest problem with that special, it can kill you before you can even react, which was the reason they rolled out this nerf against crab tank
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maybe
just maybe
if you fuckers didn't give it two fucking blasts, one of them clash-sized, a super easy shooter-velocity perfect accuracy direct, and a burst bomb,
there'd be openings
but no
let's just partially undo a buff it got early on, pretend we care and call it a day
>>527048559arnt they too many?
>>527048720>4 members>4th game>Splatoon 3 has three idols>Splatoon 4 will have four idols
>>527048468s'alright
but I usually only play hydra in tower control and I much prefer booyah and even screen for winning overtime than using booyah bomb
>>527048583the one where tons of times I've had only one of the three blobs hit me and it still 1shots me
>>527048191name 0.3333333333... weapons
>>527048909four options in splatfests?
>>527048709>there seemed to be no openings at any distance?????
It's a range blaster with more accurate directs, and a luna blaster, on one weapon. How the fuck do you have "no openings" with that level of flexibility?
>>527047128>>527047407It will forever be comical to me how Japanese people consider this harassment.
>>527049156I hope it goes back to 2v2
What time is the update coming?
>>527049232One time I did have someone friend request me with a profile name of "KYSNIGR" or something like that, so I guess ninty is just wanting to stop that from happening.
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Jesus. Even going from 4 star to 5 star is like 350 battles. Getting 10 star on even one weapon is gonna be impossible for all but the most dedicated of autists.
>>527049531It's a good thing we're autistic then
>>527021558 (OP)You still didnโt add Raiders in the OP
>In Anarchy Battle (Open), increased the amount of change in Rank Points per battle by approximately 2.5x.
So you'll get ~20 rank points per win instead of 8, and lose 15 instead of 5. Interesting.
>>527049531And once we move to Raiders or 4, no one will care about it because none of it carries over.
>>527050803Maybe people would be more receptive to playing series/xrank if you know
the matchmaking wasn't fucking dogshit
>>527049210it was fine on release where it had a sprinkler kit and its long range mode, for all intents and purposes, had no blast, it was easier to hit the direct than the blast
but people complained that their super-luna didn't have two blasts and ngmi buffed it to be usable, along with fire rate buffs and a burst bomb kit because god and ngmi both hate us equally
>>527051035>He forgot about cross-save data
>>527051289It didn't even transfer gear or chunks. It's useless.
>wake up
>shot and dualies didn't get inkjet AGAIN
>will never ever get to relive the perfection that was s2 ttek and enperries
>graphics will be literally downgraded if youโre still on switch 1
I see why they waited until after launch to announce this patch now. Holy shit
>>527051289Still waiting for my gold toothpick to show up
>>527051753you vill play the semi-auto
>>527051884Or they're adding things to the Switch 2 version, retard-kun?
Reading is hard. Don't read.
>>527051884>less background details that do not affect gameplay in any waywhat's the issue? it's not like they're making the game itself look worse.
>>527052074Lol no. RIP late adopters
>>527052362So they're removing the background? Whack. Might as well remove all the fish in Bonerattle Arena.
>>527052362>>527052593I think they're just removing background stuff to keep the Switch 1 version on par with the Switch 2. Might be wrong tho
>>527049083Undercover Brella
>>527052593we've been trying...
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>527048559nobody gives a fuck about the 3 members who aren't harmony
>>527053034Don't talk shit about my homeboy Noiji
So how do you guys feel about this patch? Excited or nah
>>527045901What the fuck are the nips so afraid of lmao
How many hours till patch?
>>527048468I don't usually like throwback kits, but as far as Hydra goes this one is good as it gets at this point. Sprinkler is only as good as your special and Bubbler is pretty good, unlike Heavy which built up towards a wet fart but the wave buffs have me hopeful. Funny thing is the vanilla kit should straight up counter the Torrentz one, but it's still leaps above the nothingburger Custom one.
>>527053614I don't think it will make me come back until I actually pony up for a switch 2
>>527053614Yes, because I'm a SwiTwoCHAD
>>527053614Yeah, because I'm not a poorfag so I got a switch 2 at launch.
>>527053928For context on the wavebreaker buff, all swords could destroy it before it releases the first wave.
>>527053614indifferent, I just want more info on mechanic-chan
>>527053963Yeah I noticed that the cities run at locked 30 fps on switch 2 currently, and the lobby has no few seconds of slowdown when entering it anymore. It wasnโt enough for me to care about going back. Now I want to actually play the game tomorrow. I donโt blame anyone not wanting to buy a switch 2 yet though
>>527054278maybe they should've just nerfed swords' overall object damage and not selectively picking things to remove from their privelege list
They better allow using the new hairstyle(s?) in 3 when Raiders comes out
>>527054741Playing as adult woomy too
>>527054741You know they won't, best we're getting are the new weapons from that game as unlockables
>>527053614Don't give a fuck, waiting for Raiders
>didn't nerf the object damage on wellstring
based, thanks nogami
now I can continue to 2-shot rainmaker bubbles and 1shot wave breakers
>>527053614These things dropped super late in Splat 3's life cycle. Better than nothing I suppose
>>527053614gay bow
:pogchamp:
>>527055374A moment of silence for Joeyโฆno third well or blob.
>>527055306Go take a shower NOWWW
>>527055306>no bra underneathFeeling freaky huh
>>527055525I'm cursed to main weapons that will never ever get 3rd kits
nogami with the targeted eternal FLAR
>>527055306Licking mechanic woomy clean.
>>527055389>super lateI mean we still have to wait for a new Anal Crossing before any sign of Splatoon 4. Itโs depressing that weโre only around the half-way point
>>527055696>Getting severe poisoning from all the motor oil and industrial chemicals on her skin
>>527055306Why donโt real girl mechanics exist
>>527055775If this is Splatoon's MK8 moment where the old game doesn't get replaced for years and hops into a new Console life cycle. Then we're kinda fucked
>>527053614I'll have to see if the new weapon power ranking system actually improves the games matchmaking quality. Content is content.
>>527055525why does everyone want third blob, its kits are perfect
Why are they so afraid of people spamming toxic mist?
>>527056632little Timmy might cry
>>527056632They should let toxic mist thrive for a season. The game is already dead anyway.
>>527056632because they linger for a long time, if you could spam them you'd be able to stack half a dozen fart clouds in the same space at once with enough efficiency
>>527057193>because they linger for a long timeisn't it only like 4 or 5 seconds
>3rd kits
>nzap didnt get a 3rd kit
jek I kno the mormon coping hard he doesn't use any of the weapons that got a 3rd kit
>>527056632No idea. But if they were worried about it they should just give it the torpedo treatment and make it so you can only have one mist out at a time, while reducing the ink usage.
>>527056156they do, they're just working pipes
>>527056632they don't want another disruptor situation
>>527058053kold you didn't play splatoon 1 stop acting like you have any idea what you're talking about tourist
>>527058469you steal from your little sister and sexually harass her what the fuck is wrong with you mormon
>>527058335yes I did? stop schizobabbling my favorite stage Urchin underpass is back! itโs the best stage I heard? and Iโm glad to play it for the first time also bring back seeker
>>5270586769/10 actually thought it was him but you said seeker he doesn't know what that is
>>527058676seeker was the worst bomb in the game
>splat 3 gets its switch 2 update for free
>the other games have to pay for theirs
based?
>please respond to my bait kold-chan i'm so attention starved
trans 'cord clique drama post to add nothing to the conversation
>>527058987retardkun, most switch 2 updates are free, the only ones that have to pay are newer games (pokemon) or games that get additional content.
>>527059291Tell that to the frenchoid
What snacks do you have ready for the update? I'm buying lays chips, skittles, and gatorade.
>>527059953>additional content
>>527059865I ordered some Popeye's for lunch
Did they say what time the patch is going live?
>>527059865Domino's, because I've embraced the cozy unemployed lifestyle
>>527060124Nintendo Today says 9PM EST
>>527059865Chex mix, gatorade and hersheyโs nuggets
>>527060129Man, I miss when a Domino's pizza was 6 dollars...
>>527060129Dominos is legitimately the only chain pizza that I can't stand. The sauce just tastes fucking awful. Even little caesar's is at least edible, even if it tastes like frozen pizza.
>>527060320I miss when large pizzas were large
>>527060485fat fingers typed this post
>>527060361Little Caesar's is for white trash. Their mango rush mountain dew tastes like the devil's piss and goes down like type 10 diabetes.
This is a splatoon thread why are americans talking about goyslop
>>527060705Yeah, it's pretty much the lowest form of "pizza" that I would eat and is nearly indistinguishable from frozen pizza.
>>527060730My woomy loves goyslop.
>>527060730We're 6 hours away from the patch, bro. Let us talk about pizzas.
>>527060730Brain fuel is an integral part of gameplay, y*ro
Cheeses that sound like ethnic slurs and gross stuff wrapped in a leaf do NOT count as food
>>527060730We are theory crafting our next Splatfest.
>>527060730I'm obese and addicted to slop, please help me
can a person who owns a Switch 2 and plays on wired host the pbs from now on and not f
>>527036090I managed to find one, finally.
Why does that faggot chara keep saying dart instead of marker. It sounds so dumb.
Fantasy and the transcord are not going to let anyone else host pbs because thats how they keep control they can block out anyone they don't like from playing and the photos like nono and sneakysnake
>>527042490Today I was diagnosed with employment I'm starting tomorrow :D
You'll get your paying job sooner or later, anon
>>527037068The tranny jannies/mods only do that to cover up something have fun guessing what
>>527063558why are you watching his videos you retard
>>527056691so fucking cute
>>527065750This. The only youtube shit you should be watching is woomy and veemo animations
Overall which brand had better kits, Emberz or Barazushi?
>>527065750I wanted to see what a high caliber player thought of the kits.
>>527066204fat white guy voice...
Chara sounds exactly like someone who has pronouns in his twitter bio.
>3rd kits aka 30 new weapons
>kold, cranberry, the Chinese letters splatana user, joey, nono, fantasy, rainy, ballin and brostar are going to keep using the 1 weapon they crutch on since splatoon 3 launch 3 years ago
Why canโt I find a switch 2 anywhere? Hundreds of them are being taken apart for gay tech videos or destroyed for durability tests. Fucking faggots let me buy one
>>527066765Not my problem, I got my invite.
>>527066765Don't forget scalpers and fake scarcity.
I wanted stamper or wiper with jetpack.
>>527066625let people enjoy things
>>527067147you got kraken splattershot with burst bombs, instead. Enjoy
>>527066204>Prochara>High caliber
>>527067851He was literally one of the top 10 sweats in the world at one time. Even rivaling nips in the number of fish sticks consumed
>>527067193literal twitter tranny response to defend bad/boring takes
Which weapon got the biggest glow up overnight?
>>527068096last night or just in general?
>>527066204chara's perception is so fucking warped that you should only watch his videos as a mix of comedy and ragebait at best
>>527067193Youโre gay for a mid level splatoon YouTuber
>>527068032Heโs not good anymore and he hasnโt been for a very long time now
>>527068032If he was good he would have been on Melon's level but he isn't therefore he is just another armchair tactician trying to delude children and casuals into thinking they have a chance in a competitive environment
Maybe you'll start on the island on the left and go around clockwise. Not sure how different biomes can exist that close together but I guess it's cool.
Feels like Death Stranding
>>527069985I saw some comments comparing this to Bowser's Fury. It could be a similar premise
>>527067851>>527067941I guarantee that you would beg for him to give you 1% of his skill.
>>527069985>it all seems to be organic againbweh
splatoon should've went deeper into the remains of human civilisation, especially now that they've got the processing overhead to not have it all be just floating islands and test chambers
imagine, massive brutal buildings, dusty gray concrete laying harsh black shadows, mix of familiar and unknown technology, and trash, lots of trash that can be repurposed or used for energy
>>527070417I got the same feeling with the makeshift water sprinkler reminding me of the odradek that Sam uses to scan/detect things with, could be that I just finished replaying DS for when the sequel comes out in two weeks so that's why I thought of it
>>527071065That's just what happened in Octo land
Octarians got human tech while Inkadians got human soul
We could perform some tests with strange ink portals.
>>527043429if it is some bug thatd be strange cause ive literally had posts of mine pointing this out deleted.
>>527061016>obeseReally? I always viewed /ink/ as a bunch of lanky awkward people that drink a lot of caffeine.
>>527072586THIS IS PEQUOD ARRIVING AT SZ
>>527074373Why arenโt we at bump limit?
because vg allows 750 wooms
Splatoon raiders is lame. Id rather buy if it was splatoon rapers where you rape captain callie and marie.
I prefer wiper over stamper.
>>527072586Why am I black...?
้ไธใงใใในใใฉใใฅใผใณใฌใคใใผใบใฏๅใๆถใใ ใฃใใ
>>527075014Well we have drawfags for that already
They gave splattershot burst bombs...
>>527075014there's already a game for that.
Jet squelcher kit kind of awooga poggers
>>527075419its had burst in every game now.
>>527075014raping shiver's feet...
>>527032246Gear won. That's why it's all about craftslop and you play as an unlicensed mechanic
>>527075014Wanting to rape Marie, I understand. But, there's no way the Captain and Callie aren't brimming with fresh new squid STDs
>>527075272It's just the helmet tinted, to hide what you really look like. Unless the game starts off with your Character Customization on your pilot license.
>>527072586Wrong this is Venom, I'm Big Boss.
promise that you will woom about me
woomy tickling your prostate!
>>527077142With a dynamo.
>>527076275It was the medic ceph, not the pilot.
>>527075804>we couldve had cooking frye or big man paryDamn
How good do you guys think the new mini splatling will be?
>>527077362Where's the medic ceph?
>>527077532he didnt fly so good
>>527077508in the same ballpark of mediocrity as the rest of them
>>527077872GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
im using the new pro
wewmy
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what do I run on the new bow
I really really want to main it
>>527078282run speed, swim speed, special saver
Friendly reminder that cooler did nothing wrong
i miss the times when people thought the tacticooler was garbage
Arlo's Switch 2 joycons are already drifting kek
>>527078075you could just try it yourself in a few hours instead of instantly giving up because of words on your screen
What the fuck why does previous thread have 0 replies now?
>>527075419No shooters but the Nosslenoses should be allowed Burst Bombs. It's almost as bad as them ever allowing Explosher to have Burst bombs.
>>527079170Hiromoot's shitty website is bugged
>>527078721>/ink/ers watch a teacher sexual predator, bong sonicnigger, tranny loving asexual with a annoying voice, and blue elmo
>>527075419sshot's damage very specifically has bad combos with burst, you will have either 2 or sometimes even 3 shots after it
>>527079427>but the Nosslenosesspecifcally l3
h3 should never get any chip damage
>>527078282sex with jenna woomy
>>527059865>>527060107>>527060129>>527060184How do you guys eat and play at the same time while keeping your controller clean?
>>527079957there's this thing called a fork
>>527079957i just eat out of a deep plate like a dog without using my hands
>>527079648I think you're forgetting someone.
>>527079957napkins, forks, hand sanitizer. It's all you need
>>527077508disgusting in turf war, mediocre everywhere else
>>527079957I dump the chips in my mouth from the bag
3 hours left?
Kinda wished mouse joy-con would be compatible with Splatoon 3 but it may disturb the balance of the game.
>>527080226he doesn't have switch 2 yet
>>527079648So /ink/ers listening to other /ink/ers. You've described the vast majority of the thread
>>527080756mouse control in long straight stages just sounds like ass to play, man
>>527081031These are great for Cheetos
>30 3rd kits revealed
>ah yeah baby
>but no Explosher
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK KILL MEEEEEEEE ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAIR
>>527081345i really hope we get sheldons picks later.
I need that splatershot bomb kraken so bad..
>>527079848>h3 should never get any chip damageL3 and H3 both need it to pain their feet. I see what you mean but H3 having chip wouldn't be that bad.
>>527081345your baby kit got its best version already
Blob is the one weapon that should get screen.
>>527082267>Level 1what a scrub
>>527082267>Level 1what a chad
>>527082163I miss the Explo-Baller insta kill combo so I want Crab. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJxsXquKVeM
Though... DOES Crab actually have the damagehitbox-active-on-frame-1 trait that Baller did? I don't run much crab so idk
Where is the list for 3rd kits?
>>527082997I read it in the description of dudes video.
>>527082997OP patch notes
Would Zipcaster be kino or retarded on Explo?
>>527082267I miss when the matchmaking didn't force you to lose every 3-4 games
>>527083985I miss how in Splatton 2 lobbies of the same players would last a decent while. I never see 8 people stick together for 5+ matches anymore
>>527083985flar isn't real, you just got worse
>>527084685yeah the losses are clearly my fault, I needed to carry harder and 1v4 the enemy team
>>527082163Nah Explo could use a kit with a lethal. I'd prefer Fizzy.
>>527083985Bring back Splat1 Dynamo
woomy in the water
she no die
>>527083985>literally moaning about not winning every game
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>>527085639>no Mumbai time
>>527085639>8pmShit man Iโm so tired. I woke up several times from post nasal drip and had to get up at 5am
>>527059865pretzel bread bites, 7up zero tropical, and water
>>527086039>7up zero tropicalFinally some good taste in this thread
picking up milk flux first
>>527084817this but unironically
>>527075724And that's a good thing
SHIP MY FUCKING SWITCH 2 ALREADY NINTENDO! I WANT TO BIG RUN WITH MORE FPS
527085489
>you hate forced losses every 3-4 games? that can only mean you want 100% win rate
tardo
>>527087083His point is that by what means do you KNOW they are forced losses? You have none.
is it just me or do they look light? they look like they are made of jelly
>>527085163hey its me kold again, splat1 dynamo! wow that was broken haha, idk what echolocator is but i guess it was strong? i didnt have wiiu
What's your favorite Emberz kit?
>>527087083dude I'm cracked at backgammon and I even I know huge winning streaks are rather improbable. You're very likely to get unlucky and end up with bad teammates by sheer probabilistic chance alone.
>>527088029The Explosher one, naturally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXhy8_UvtpQ
huh, splat 3 actually improved the map instead of ruining it
neat
you dumbfucks really thought we would get kits like burst balloon dynamo and crabtank explosher kek
>>527088368flounder is fucking dogshit in both games desu
why is splatoon so sexual
>>527088494Woomies are very erotic, they can't help it.
>>527088494Nintendo knew what they were doing by making all the MCs 14
>>527088674absolute hebe domination
>>527088440Wail dynamo is good so idk why youโre complaining. Free ink refills are perfect.
>>527089090Line maker is ass. Burst/Wail would have been kino and you know it
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Not even salt is this salty.
>>527089340but it didn't get marker, it got sensor
>>527089662Kek sometimes I look at this picture and wonder if he's /a/'s Preggers King. The thought makes me laugh every time.
>>527079957delivery is like $30 per day
buying a new controller every month doesn't really matter at this point
>>527088494it's really not
>>527085231woomy is a wacky wheels character now?
>>527090516>posts fanfiction
>>527089090Shid, I actually didn't think about that giving Dynamo quick refills. Might be able to cook yet with it
>>527085231Based SRB2Kart woomy enjoyer
What's the shortest you can abbreviate woomy without losing its meaning? I've gotten to wme
Odds tits evens ass zero special option
>>527091475hell yeah, titties
what dis for
>>527088494They're at that age...
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>>527091913Octos were too humanlike to dominate the Earth.
You are almost 40 and still fapping to cephs
>>527091916Finding poses that emphasize both is hard
I might do ass anyway
>>527091771Fanart
>>527092496yes, why do you care
>>527092496and I will keep fapping to cephs by the time I kill myself in my early 40s
>>527092496i'm not even 30 yet though.
>>527091916Fine Iโll do both
>>527092496what else should i do? sincerely asking
I feel like some of the new weapons are rusty enough to give a ceph tetanus. This should be reported.
one hour to go.
which kit will you be trying first?
>>527092496Correct. Also learning a new instrument, traveling the world and enjoying life with friends. Life is good
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soon
>>527094228Moray Towers shadow drop
>>527094358would unironically be based as fuck after all the stupid rectangle maps s3 has given us
>>527092945>>527093092muffin and sex anemone scissoring over my yeb's pole
>moray apologists in MY thread
PB need to be all Urchin Underpass
>>527094853Kelp Dumbers are worst. What a terrible map.
>>527094853Moray hater needs to leave the thread immediately
Jellies in /ink/? More likely than (you) think!
>>527092496I don't fap to cephs though, I fap to fish
>>527095241gross, now I'm reminded of that doujin where a woomy let's a school of salmonids run a train on her. Weirdest fap I've ever had
>>527095538Kino series desu
>>527095241I think there are at least two of you or at least there was before grandfest.
>>527069985>Not sure how different biomes can exist that close togetherHuman tech....son
>>527070417Splatoon Raider a game by Yebdeo Kojima
>>527095241Shame that there's almost no good fatfuck fish art.
ggs G thanks for fishing! im clumsy sorry
>>527047128>>527047423>call signsget fucked kold
>>527096202Speak of the devil
time to start checking for an update every couple minutes
>>527092043 I'm gonna draw Rainy again
>>527097649It's 5 mins after at the hour
>>527098001You have 5 mins
This shirt reminds me of chrischan.
>>527098628Isnโt he in the slammer now
anyone wanna play some open, i know you do
IT'S 9:02 PM NOGAMI
WHERE IS THE UPDATE
DOWNLOAD WORKS DOWNLOAD WORKS ITS DOWNLOADING
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it's up
oh jk , how long is it in maintenance for
Got the Sheldon badge after updating
>Hit 4 stars with 10 weapons
SOS
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download is going hideously slow
>>527098982they were just on a few hours ago
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????
why
I won't make it to the open room at this rate.
die
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>17%
>Paused
>no software open
?????????
>can't shop cause of maintenance
Fuuuug
>>527100110Good luck, mine said 14 minutes too but it ballooned to 2 hours
>>527100110Yeah even after I canceled and restarted the download, it keeps stopping at 12% and the remaining time keeps going up and up.
mine downloaded in 2 minutes
on switch 1 btw if that matters
>>527100123Its gender neutral :)
Sheldon now has badges for 4* weapons.
what
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why did you pause you chucklefuck
>>527100321Thatโs probably it. BOTW had a massive download when buying the upgrade pack on switch 2. Like 10 GB
>>527100162>>527100430Put it to sleep and turn it back on. It started back up for me.
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>>527100489didn't even have to, it kept going
guess nogami bitchslapped the server
>mine updated in like 5 mins
Skill issue.
While the server is down, I'll look for my favorite generic ceph...
>spawn camping on UU
We are so back
get on my level i don't even know if mine is downloading im making kare raisu in the kitchen
What if woomy has to go and the restroom is occupied
didn't these side routes originally go further?
Tiny splat zone. Don't remember being so small in 1
>56% and still going
LMAO at the bandwidthlits ITT
>another splat zone that will be instacapped by a single reefslider
thanks nogami
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>>527101190Mine's stuck at 60% and says 10 minutes left
>>527101347I wish I had fiber.
>>527100480>They didn't just do nothing to improve network performance on NS2, they made it worse!
>>527100872ah of course it didnt even start very nice thank you
RM looking pretty straight forward. Only one checkpoint to choose from.
I need her..
I need Fuuka so fucking bad
It hurts
She's everything and more
My beloved
The yin to my yang
The sun to my moon
I lover her so
Fuuka.... Fuuuuuukaaaaaa FUUUUUCKKKKKK
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oh fuck off
>>527101615It's likely moreso that there's 500k+ people trying to download the patch all at the same time right now
>>527101745Disconnect then reconnect
>>527101813And yet there are zero issues downloading it on Switch 1. When they are likely still more players on that platform
>>527101813>500kReally? I thought we were the only ones left until S4
>>527101110>>527101228Reefslider caps it with no SPU needed.
my download started 4 minutes ago and moved past 60% with no hassle now at ..........100%
>>527101892Because it doesnโt have GBs of higher res assets to download
>>527101892Switch 1 patch is significantly smaller, that's why
>>527102117>those games Holy nintendrone
>regular sheldon hit 4 stars with 10 weapons
>silver sheldon hit 4 stars with 25 weapons
>gold sheldon hit 4 stars with 50 weapons
Damn I'm only at 16
We should get first priority to patch speed based on our play time. Fuck casuals
>>527102117I just got the same.
>>527102218>bingbing wahoo machine has bingbing wahoo games installed on itshocker
>>527102117>those gamesGood taste
>>527102218faggot, brothership was kino
>>527102117SAME HERE FUCK YOU NINTENDO
Now it's just stuck at 93% with no time listed
>>527102218>N-nintendo games... on the nintendo console?!
>>527102218Thereโs no reason to play third party games on switch when pc exists.
cant connect, game is in maintenance anyway
>>527102218Did you expect Sunset Overdrive and Blinx?
uuugghhhhh enough rotting
>>527102703I only expected Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3.
>>527102661>not playing vns in bed with the switch strapped to a gooseneck until you fall asleep with the joycons in your hands
>>527102523>93% percent>2 minutes left for the past 5 minutes>PausedEveryone needs to stop downloading the update so I can get it.
>>527102661umineko on console sucks
switch2 bros....not like this...
alrigh fuck this squid im playing mario kart
My switch 2 battery went from 90% to 73% since we started downloading at 8:02. God what a piece of shit
Switch (1&2) is only good for games with online (Splatoon, Mario Kart, Smash)
Everything else just play PC versions or emulate
>>527103061Realta Nua was a mistake.
>>527103147Damn. That bad? How long does a full charge last?
Servers back up. Buy your weapons.
>maintenance
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>another server comm error
>still 93% with no eta
>>5271032202 hours on demanding games (I haven't found a single game I couldn't get at least 2:30 out of the steam deck)
>>527103346I wonder if everyone is at 93%.
Panic open at the rotation.
>>527103220MKW can drain it within 1hr30mins to 2hrs. Good thing Iโm too paranoid to take it out of the house for now, but still annoying
>urchin clam blitz
>the wall near the black chain link fence is inkable
>you can squid roll from the ground, onto the wall and squid roll off to score
neat
>>527103430Barazushi spon
There should be an instant skip button for sheldon
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hmmmm
Silky smooth 60fps newscast.
omg deep cut intro is so smooth
>>527103719Is this on the switch 2? Haven't gotten an email yet.
>>527103859Yes and 60fps Splatville. Crazy
anyone wanna play open at rotation?
>>527103871And no more jaggies! Today was a good day
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neat, 8 stars
and that was apparently also my 1000th splat zones win
>>527103935Canโt wait for a smooth splatfest plaza
The visual bug is still here.
>>527103935Jesus, this looks pretty good.
>>527104469>Giving a fuck about ShitfestsGrand Festival was the last great Splatfest. Every other Splatfest was and always will be dogshit in this game.
>>527104594And that's a bad thing how?
>>527104594Itโs not exactly a bug. Something about how the game canโt properly render two transparent objects overlapping.
>>527104764It can. It depends on the objects.
>>527104739Should I forego hoping to build my own PC and snag myself a Switch 2 or should I stay on my current mental path to crafting my own PC? Or would it be possible to do both simultaneously?
>>527104739looks uncanny, like those 60fps anime videos on Youtube
how the fuck are you guys able to connect to the servers
>>52710512760 fps anime sucks because that's not how it's animated. Games render all the inbetween frames regardless.
>>527104849I went with S2 because Iโm tired of GPUs costing so much now. Plus I just prefer tendie games nowadays
>>527104673>Giving a fuck about ShitfestsYeah I do, go fuck yourself
>>527105267I'd be mostly doing it to discard my Intel Core i7 PC with something a bit beefier, but know how meme'd Canada's obscenely high prices on things are, well... I guess I'm just uncertain if I can pull both.
Imagine being the devs and this is what you saw all during development but then had to cram it into the stupid switch 1 and see it look and run like dogshit then then suits tell you to ship it
>>527104849I was going to ask this same question a month ago but then a transmission failure chose "neither" for me
lol he went the wrong way.
>>527105635Transmission failure? I'm assuming vehicle-related. If so, shit, that fucking sucks and I'm sorry that it happened to you.
I'm glad they went backwards.
>>527105386You could probably do both if you switched to ramen for a while like I usually do lol. If you donโt care about the update, Raiders looks like itโs still a ways off, and Splatoon 4 will probably take years. You could do the PC first
Is the image quality better in handheld mode (switch 2) or am I fooling myself?
>>527106245Anon... that was the point of the update.
>>527106245on 1440p mode it looks less crunchy and jaggy than it did before, but still worse than 1080
whatever upscaler ninty is using, sucks
Did you read all the new Sheldon descriptions?
havent read a thing sheldon said in me life
>>527106245Yes anon. Youโre on a 1080p screen. Before the update it was a 720p (switch 1) resolution being upscaled. Now you have full 1080p and higher resolution assets
>every fucking match has an enemy blaster in it
DIE NOGAMI
im playing on a switch lite
>>527105127Yeah something about that feels very wrong. At least Raiders won't have that issue what with being made for S2.
>>527106719Thanks. I didn't see the patch notes and this is the first time I'm booting up the game since the beginning of 2024.
>30 new mains to play with
>pick main
nigger
>>527106804well that was an easy update for some people to spend another 2k hours
>>527106246Least laggy REEF-LUX and Dualies
>>527105770That could possibly work, maybe just go with simpler meals for the time being while I work towards both goals lmao.
Is inkgen still the pool?
How are the new dualies kits?
>>527107397we switched over to inkgen2
>>527107397we switched over to inkgen3
it took them nearly 3 years but splatoon 3 finally has a good map
>>527107763you arent funny
>>527107891you are funny
>>527107397ya its still the pool, ignore schzios who want the thread to die
>>527108051>he doesnt know
uhhhhhh
what the fuck
>>527108209i think someone d/c'd
>>527108184>she doesnt play
>>527108297AHAHA OHNONONO
>>527108282oh, i'll reopen
>>527108282I've had that happen twice before, once I had to reinstall the game because it'd never let me enter any queues afterwards. Scary shit.
>only 300000 points away from 10 starring the mini splatling
cool
>>527108282let me know if you want to join back, started another game
I hope Splatoon 4 will have 24 player matches like Mario Kart
>>527109202I really just hope Splatoon 4 will have a better variety of stages.
I messed up. I'll be back.
>>527109202i hope splatoon 4 has good matchmaking
i just hope the woomies are made cute again
>>527109815I'll reopen after this one.
>>527109940I miss when they were lolis
>>527109940Leaks from reputable sources are saying this will be true
>oh hey third kits did happen, maybe it's time to come back
>let's see what they did for brellas, they couldn't possibly be worse than the existing kits
>look inside
>mfw
>>52710994010x more woomy
Also more tanned bellies
>>527110676Splattershot, stamper, and hydra are amazing.
That charger was fighting for his life.
>>527102764>>527102218niggas think buying a console for one game is somehow admirable
>>527110676They don't know what to do with brellas.
They'll be removed in S4
Someone yell at me to draw because I keep getting distracted
>>527111735DRAW ANON DRAWWWWWWWWW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>527111664At this point I genuinely think it might be for the best. When they realized a decent brella countered the training wheels classes of shooters and dualies it was all over.
>>527111735DRAW, FAGGOT
>>527111735Start fucking drawing or I'm going to fucking bully your ceph.
>>527111735draw woomy cursing at the update taking too long to download
I keep meaning to change my weapon, but I keep mashing A.
>>527112212Nice internet squigga, it took less than a minute for me
>>527112560The switch 2 version was like 10gb with server issues on top of that.
>>527111735AAAAAAAAAAAAAH DRAW A SALMONID WITH A AK47
>>527109202mission begins in 60 seconds
>Look who score in the Shell-out Machine!
FRESH
>>527113169God I wish that we're me
>Players can check their current Series Weapon Power for each weapon by pressing the ZL Button on the Equip screen to display the weapon's details.
I must be blind because I cannot find it.
Unless it'll be tallied after this series rotation.
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>Switch 2 Update
>No mouse aim
I understand. I don't like it, but I understand.
>>527114058they would be insane to split the playerbase like that
mouse aim will come in 4 when it's actually been balanced around
>>527114192I wouldn't be surprised that we'll get a test run of it in raiders so when 4 comes we're all ready to go.
sure it might be interesting but I can't see it be anything more than a gimmick
>>527114479yeah, probably
>>527113942>rotation>nothing newLooks like they forgot to put it in lmao
It's goggles that does it for me
https://youtu.be/YYZTvRgTupY?si=AZ2vaajlSQGknFZC
Here's the new loading graphic they added.
Wonder what the nips use to collectively refer to inklings and octolings, As in their equivalent of "ceph"
GGs opens and sorry for being me
>new weapons released today
>people still using old weapons
I don't think I can properly articulate how much I despise faggots who do this.
>>527115996they call veemos bees for some reason
>>527116191Is that why everyone left the room the moment I joined? And then came back up with a password.
>>527116191my main didn't get one blame nogami
>>527116317I'm not in any room. I meant random players.
>>527116243There's no V sound in japanese so it gets substituted for B.
>>527116191A new stage was added. I wanna learn the angles to play at with my favorite weapons, faggot.
>>527116191>I don't think I can properly articulatethats because your fucking retarded
What do we think of the new Urchin Underpass after two hours with it?
>>527116993So fucking good compared to Splatoon 3 stages, glad to have it back.
>>527116191I think he's talking about this room.
>>527116516Think that's mainly for text (ใ/ใด exists for "vu" however)
>>527116673Nah, that's rude. I'm also just coming back since the final splatfest so my rank was probably too low.
>>527116993>open with plenty of points of entry>actual fucking flank routes>map isn't a giant chokepointit's fucking unreal man
>>527116993The center of the stage is a lot better than I remember mostly likely due it not being a massive trough.
>>527116191Your post is blowing up with (You)โs I want on the train
>>527096202Im sure you could find someone to draw more for you if you searched btw
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>>527116191After 2+ hours I'm pretty much done trying the new weapons.
Why is some jap talking about anne frank in this funny squid video game
The switch2 update made the game worse. I'm getting frame drops and ns2 players are teleporting.
>>527119475>update game>Sw1s get worse in order to force them to buy Sw2s.Bravo Nogami
Miss Melancholy
What does it all mean?
Bruised up, happy
With all her bad dreams?
And nothing good ever comes easy
So her heart keeps bleeding
Miss Melancholy
>procon1 can't turn on the switch 2
Literally why?
>>527120264maybe the switch 2 uses a new low power protocol since the switch 1 came out in like 1992
>>527120408In english poindexter.
can you put the password off
i promise i wont be bad
i'm telling marie you won't let me play
>>527121054Tell that fat hag I offered (You) to be player two and that she can pry this controller once she works up a sweat getting over here
>>527119475It's all planned by Nintendo to get more sales on the Switch 2
>>527022950I wanted Ballpoint with beakons. The Mini feels so restrictive.
please give me the password
i just want to have friends :(
I forgot about the update. I don't give a fuck any more. I'm tired of this game
you need to be fresher sorry
>>527115996they just say ika or tako. they donโt refer to them by their noises like us
ballin whats the flexlion cheat to crack password lobbies?
Anyone have the password for the current lobby?
>>527118196Holy fucking sexo
>biggest most complex map in game
>thumbnail-sized zone in the middle of murder box
What the fuck were they thinking
>>527122512You're annoying as fuck. It wasn't funny the past 10 times.
>>527122838That was actually my first post about it.
>>527122838you pushing lobby notifications for a password room isnt funny either sis :/
>>527100049He's in a better place now
>>527122838>noooo donโt call out my discord tranny room
First one in super ultra technicolor hd
>>527123302 speaking of discord trannies
>>527123387
>>527123387damn this game looks nice on basedtch2
>>527123598Anon, I literally joined the first room invite I saw in the pool after updating.
>they killed off the band for switch 1 players
bros...
Did anyone get their "series weapon power" yet?
>>527125020No, I've only touched Salmon Run since the update dropped
>>527124671seeing you use this a lot fills me with joy I also had an impulsive thought to make a plushie of the cat
>>527123387Oh yeah GGs btw! I left to ran off and do some stuff in RL.
>>527123598Im probably only one with discord out of us but you'll still bitch at me before discord was a thing with steam or teamspeak.
I just played against someone with the 10* inkbrush badge.
>>527125136nekolin you are a mid 30s year old man who retweets fat hentai art and comments with heart emojis kek
nekolin can you share all of your woomy futa hentai with me
>>527125895What's my twitter then? Im curious to see if you really know.
>>527125136>>527126153nonzo just stop giving him attention. at least you can just report him for low quality or off topic posts.
>>5271265461:30am boredom and I wanna poke them abit since I have some ideas who it might be. Besides let me have some fun while at it I often ignore them anyways!
>>527125136GGs! Fun turfing! I didn't get to take pics after, but there's this.
Please let Excel out of his cage more often, I only see him online like every other season or less.
>>527127305Funny you should say that since he's the one who drags me out on S3 now days.
>>527127529>cmon anon get on voice chat!
6 million flyfish in four rotations
>big patch drops
>game is suddenly fun again even in open
>balanced matches and honest players
>patch day over
>matches suddenly full of tryhard niggers with flawless aim, movement and coordination
>just the same old like nothing's ever changed
>only now we can get stomped in glorious 4K
Oh well, it was fun playing the game with normal players for a few hours. Probably for the last time in S3's lifetime.
Or was this the famous engagement-based matchmaking, because I won a few too many matches in a row? Well then you really fucking engaged me, into closing the game and having a bad aftertaste. Bravo Nintendo.
>>527116191I just like the old ones better desu
>>527122828The same thing they were thinking for every map in 3. I knew this map would reach this game eventually, because they barely had to change anything to fit their design philosophy.
>>527116993Total fucking garbage. It's like a launch splatoon 3 map. Cramped as fuck, basically a giant choke point with barely any offensive flanking routes.
