Thread 527193493

DON'T WANNA FLOPPA? JUST MAKE SLOPPA edition

>Demo Days
Next: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-63
Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-62
Older: https://hackmd.io/LhEB6VCZSx-oBalI2cWWoA

>AGDG resources
https://hackmd.io/dLaaFCjDSveKVeEzqomBJw

>Helpful links
New Threads: >>>/vg/agdg
Archive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg/
/agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/
Steam Games by AGDG: https://agdg-steam.netlify.app/

>How to WebM
https://obsproject.com
https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter
https://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam

>Previous thread
>>527116559

>>527179995
>>527183650
>>527193321
>simplier graphics than mine
>somehow feels more professional
Why does my game look like a little kid made it even when compared to this!!!!

Reminder.

You can just feel Haunted Chocolatier's development is going great. The future is bright

this unhinged zoomer that made this thread is also the retard from last thread

>>527193601
I didn't see your game, but my guess would be aesthetic continuity.

A 2D simple looking game can look better than a photo realistic game if the 2D one has a more cohesive art direction.

amateur game bevelopment general

when will the painful myth end that gamedev is a hobby and it doesn't matter if you make money with it?

>>527193473
minecraft WAS a truly great game, when it was made by Notch

>games simulating work
ishygddt

>>527179257
I'd love nothing more than to remove those polys but I can't

What is the point of sculpting when you then have to bake down to something usable?
>t.Low poly artist

is it true that dwarf fortress 3d dev killed himself?

https://lewdthemoon.itch.io/free-cardware

Honestly this is the first coomer AI game that I see there's effort being put.

>>527192682
Something about this feels a little bit off. I think the spinning animations resetting when they thing is "placed" makes it feel weird.

>>527193876
The point is that when you bake down to something usable you generate the normal maps for surface detail that would be akin to Chinese torture to paint by hand.

>>527193815
please think of the new people here and don't use constanza.jpg catchphrases shiggy diggy

>>527193694
ftfy

>>527193601
show me yours broheim I will give a tip or two its probably just mixels or something

This new /agdg/ arc of making slop games till it works out is kind of funny ngl

I hate my ideas, and I hate myself.

>>527194214
The funnier part is that nobody is doing it. It's some kind of nodev theory

>>527193661
Based

>>527193876
You capture the normals of the higher detailed model and apply it to the lower poly model. This is how hard edges can look rounded, faces get better shading from tighter topology normals, and you can add details like line paneling and bumps and divets that aren't actually in the model.

why do i feel so much resistance to working? my whole mind and body screams "NO". i mean i programmed a lot in my life and it's not that hard or that bad. but my whole being just refuses to work on anything. i think somehow my brain "learned" that it's a waste of time and it's impossible to convince it otherwise anymore.

>>527193876
You always bake down, not up. Sculpting is like having the highest quality blueprint to do this.

>>527194129
is that a cool guy doing his own enginedev thing and not giving a fuck

If each one of us had a setup like this I bet the made by agdg list would be full of hits.

>>527193876
To generate normal, curvature, AO, edgewear, etc maps for texturing.

>>527194646
Bevy can be YOUR engine, just like godot, so yes

>>527193615
@gork is this true

>>527195009
is mine not good enough

>>527195454
SOVL

Why are so few games in here developed using UE 4/5, is it because the engines are shit, or because it's difficult, or because Tim is a kike?

Rape and kill Marnix and then the inner circle

>>527195454
is that a shot chart for gooning at the bottom?

>>527195610
bloat

>>527195270
that's complete cuckery
>woooo my engine
>have to add Apache license
>yes honey... Bevy Engine

and friends
just like it will say you're a MAN on your gravestone

>>527195709
Marnix could kick your ass. Dude is jacked.

>>527195610
traditionally easier to look up tutorials on youtube for unity. when anon says "bloat", its translation for "there wasn't a youtube video for this feature"

>>527195709
Replace the inner circle with Marnix the trailblazer and savior of indies.

>>527195801
yeah, cheap chinese wood corrodes under the weight of my cum, doesn't happen with american made desks though

Guess this will be the final version as there is not much to learn from it.

>>527193615
Fact Check™: Mostly False
I'm not her, but she's just like me fr fr.

>>527193615
How could you know she isn't? You're not me. I know best and I know that she's me.

nekama scum

how hard is it to make this

If you aren't making at least three games a year its over.

The AI voice program I use to generate the voices with has it's servers down right now, so I can't generate voice.
And this is all your fault, /agdg/.
You're impeding my progress right here.

>>527192857
marmanus...

>>527196340
This part looks too manly. You should have used a woman as a reference.

>>527196662
not very

>>527196079
>there wasn't a youtube video for this feature
no. I mean it's a bloated software that's overkill for your one man game

"Your refusal to create may not be dysfunction. It may be a deep immune response to being used as infrastructure for a system that doesn’t care if you suffer."

>>527196662
7

>>527195610
The engine is very complex basically. Menus in menus in menus.
I've been using it for years and I'm still discovering stuff.

>>527196885
- Albert Einstein

>>527196782
The small tits are a choice, I want her to be a tomboy.

Is there any game that takes the map route of peglin but make it more interesting?

maybe making it procedural?

me in 51 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZqWmAvLZEg

>>527195610
>UE 4/5
>System requierement
>Quad Core
>32GB Memory RAM
>8GB Graphics
>Win10 minimum
And that's for the lowest settings.

>>527197290
This is not how small tits look, I wonder have you ever seen a human being assur?

>>527197290
Does this help?

imagine living in a world without millionaires and hits. and you'd have been raised without media. without any big success stories. you'd have no concept of "luck". you'd have no "dreams". you'd just do some random job and live a normal life.
instead you are suffering through an illusionary goal created by media you consumed.

describe your main character

>>527195610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwI_AaHDUbo
The biggest problem is that it's non-standardized and has become a frankenstein of features that don't necessarily play well even within the engine itself. It's good if you can hire 20 different people to each specialize on just one small section of the engine, but if not, it's like you'll have to learn 20 different software suites. AAA and AA studios might prefer it because plenty of universities have been bribed into teaching courses with UE, making hiring easy.

I have added cards to my game.

>tits reference
i got ya bro

>>527197590
No, explain like if I was retarded

>>527197669
my main character is a blatant self insert and the damsel in distress is my ideal woman , my eternal red haired bride.

I'm making an early 2000's looking immersive sim.

>>527197669
completely invincible, a genius, cute

>>527197669
(You) are the main character, anon.

>>527197694
>AAA and AA studios might prefer it because plenty of universities have been bribed into teaching courses with UE, making hiring easy.

And because one person typically only masters one specific area of the engine. So it doesn't matter if you're an animator who doesn't understand niagara. All you need to know is animation blueprints.
The compartmentalization is a good thing for teams. But yeah for indies it feels like everything is menus within menus and you have to learn a lot to even get started.

>>527197864
lattismus dorsi and seratus anterior are too big, that's how men usually have them. I think women are skinnier in those areas.

>be azurdev
>trace a man
>still confused when everyone keeps saying her tomboy looks like a man

HEH?!?!?!?!?!?!?

most players turn my game off after 5-10 minutes...

>>527198369
be patient she's retarded

>>527198478
Bad tutorialization/onboarding. Many such cases.

this is important for my game
*noises* what? it just is..

>>527197669
A blank slate for the player.

>>527198652
That's too tight. I don't like it.

>>527198626
the 1st minute of my game is the best part of it though

>>527198914
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>527197290
>>527197864
Artist from the other thread here, I personally think the latissimus looks fine in size.
I think that, although not perfect, the drawing improved a lot.

Still, I will once again advice you to try out some course.

>>527198914
wtf was that a options screen

>>527197290
As someone who draws muscles a lot, you need to get her ribs and back muscles visible

>>527198914
Are you using the compatibility renderer? You need to create a loading screen where you spawn a single instance of every particle effect or it'll stutter on the first load like that.

>>527195009
My setup is like that.

>>527198914
>All that lag
Jesus Christ, Dingodev

>>527199210
Is this some sort of magic stone? Is true gamedev done through occult practices?

Posting last nights progess again. Finished a new generic splash for the login screen background while waiting for the official piece to be finished.

>>527199775
This better have Runescape-esque music.

>>527198914
You just surpassed awoken! in stattering

>>527199654
I want one
Assuming it isn't fake of course

>>527199879
Ah yes, very fitting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfcZacwnVCk

important for developing games

https://files.catbox.moe/yokygk.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/6vaam0.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/80jk2l.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/ago67d.webm

>>527199775
looks like ass

Not clicking

>>527200225
I don't make hags thougheverbeit

>>527200225
Saved to my reference folder as I do make hags.

>>527200478
you're welcome, this is also before metahumans so pure sovl art

>>527200343
your pic is a hag though? >3 years = hag, I thought we already discussed this.

>>527199775
Beautiful

Alright fine. Fuck you guys for talking me into this. If this doesn't increase my progress rate, I will forever hex this general.

>>527200679
>I thought we already discussed this.
no? when?

>>527200978
Becky...

>>527200950
anon.. i think those things are harmful and cause health risks

Classes are over, now I'm sure I'll spend my free time on game deving.

>>527199076
>she's not playable pause menu pilled

I feel sad

What actual games that sold and made money (as in on steam and not shitty indie games that sold like 500 copies) in Godot

>>527201037
Life is about choosing which cancer you want to die from. It's a risk I'm willing to take if it means finishing my game.

After a few months of feedback from my general audience, I realize how infantile, emotionally driven and ignorant the average consumer is.
They're not much different from the manchildren who post here.

>>527201263
>Godot users waiting for 4.0 to come out
How old is this

>>527200950
Stimming on Himalayan essence

>>527201406
Mar 25 2023

>>527200950
Good lad. Get ready for maximum night time mood

>>527201470
>2023 was 6 years ago

>>527199879
I don't know what runescape music sounds like because I never played it. It's gonna have Ultima/Dransik style music though even if I need to buy a proper roland mt-32 or whatever to do it.

https://vocaroo.com/14HW0lNUbC6j is the current test track I wrote that plays when you're logging in right now.

getting to that point where I'm gonna have to start sharing the real map chunk and not the test chunk area thats out of date

I'm making a Bully-like

>>527201684
i know that feel sis
>>>/wsg/5893795

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT
I'm going to use rixels and mixels

>>527201684
don't tell me about it

>>527199775
KINO

>>527202501
100% gmi material

Jesus has infinite power but only used it on people i don't like

Do you have a separate "developer" handle from your usual online username?

Would you rescue her, anon?

>>527204110
pro bonor more like it! YOWZA! HUBBA HUBBA! ME LIKEL! AWOOOGA!

>>527199775
that skeleton spooked me

>>527204110
trash

>>527204110
>please please please don't make r34 of my bioshock OC!!!! oh I would just hate if that happened!!!

>>527204110
Thomas is on the brink of a mental breakdown/suicide

>>527204110
too old

>>527204110
looks AI generated

>>527204110
too westernized

IT'S NOT FAIR. WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. AHHHHHHHHHH

>>527204110
This is why I hate modelling hair

>>527204784
he's mormon, the most nepotistic religion of all, to an absurd degree

>>527204110
this nigga literally looked at his finished but subpar game and thought "hmmm you know what's gonna turn all this around? Expensive cutscenes!"

just use metahumans

>>527204879
What?

>>527203467
>that image
y-you too..?

>>527205297
pedotroon, I...

I'm not adding any pornable characters

>>527204110
more like pro boner

I don't get it. He should be hated, he shouldn't be here. Why does he get what I can't have?

I made five of the replies to that Thomas Brush post you just saw above

>>527205724
I know

I made the other three

>>527195610
Very high upfront time investment to learn how to work with it or even where to start because like the other guy said it's all hidden behind menus and you have to setup an IDE for programming. Also buggy as shit with no indication as to where it went wrong; my little test project was working months ago, I didn't change anything and now it's not working and the engine won't tell me why, just says it failed to launch.

Godot is a pile of shit, but it gets you results really quickly and since there's barely anything in it there's not much to go wrong*

*this only applies to 4.2 and earlier, everything post 4.2 has been an absolute disaster and the trannys refuse to ack-knowledge how bad it's getting

>>527204110
>I work for exposure
>2 likes
brush should pay the dude

>>527205937
godot 5 will fix that

I wonder if thomas and sasquatch and all the other ecelebs know there's people gossiping about them in one of the threads of one of the boards of an azerbaijani karaoke forum

I have no issues in godot 4.2.2

>>527206459
I'm on 4.4.1 and the only issues are within myself.

>>527206459
godot 5 will fix that

>>527206516
Doesn't even make sense as I'm not updating the project.

>>527196662
too hard for me.

>>527206509
>>527206672
godot 5 will fix that

>caring this much about what engine someone uses
NGMI energy

>>527196662
complete one low poly character modelling tutorial and you'd be golden. just pick any

4 niggas in a row

>>527204110
...Is he retarded?
Does he know how much fucking time it takes to animate humans and faces for cutscenes?
He has been using the asset store and Felipe for so long it has rotted his fucking brain

>>527207065
conga line or holding hands?

>>527204110
Thomas should've stuck to making his narrative moody emotional games

>>527207090
He should use Veo3 for his cutscenes

>>527202501
Nice

GIVE

ME

FANART

>>527139149
Me (on the left) after making it

>>527198478
Hypercoven anon...

Why do games put main characters health at stuff like 130 or 300 or 1200?
Why not start with the main character being 100 and base everything around that?

>>527207090
I could've swore he said he was looking for people to help him do those still-frame cutscenes that you'd see in Blizzard games where it's just someone narrating over concept art

>>527207910
Because they can. It's all arbitrary anyway.

Hello, agdg.
How are you doing today?

sword man is my favorite robot master

>>527208131
Hello, trying to solve a problem in my Vulkan game engine which will make my early 2000's looking immersive sim.

>>527208232
looks transcoded

>>527198914
Kekd irl. Thought it stopped playing and got stuck when Bocchi Nolgorb landed until I tried checking and noticed it was on purpose.

>>527201037
To cats yes if they end up licking it and not stopping from what I recall. Same for dogs. Idk about humans.

>>527208131
Fantastic, made progress, people love it, now I can go eat some delicious food and chill.

>>527204110
Kinda ugly but kinda pretty, something looks off.

>>527193493 (OP)
Well, I think I'm done with the VR compatibility.
Most of the work was to revamp how inputs and UI layout worked to keep the code from getting too dirty, but it's in a good-enough state now.
Back to coding more standard features.

>>527208661
The hair doesn't match the face stylistically.

>>527204252
Kek

>>527204271
How so?

>>527205297
How long do you all think it takes to make a game ready model of that complexity?

enginedev is my mistress
godot is my stupid wife I have to stay faithful to for the sake of our child (my game)

>>527193694
I was using Godot back in 2020 am I cool now

My solo-developed indie game didn't get me a Bocchi gf.

>>527209202
Why is he sitting in a prison cell?

>>527209202
All bocchis are men

>>527209202
I'll be you're gf. Keep in mind, I'm a 1.87m tall male who is straight. Instead of dates, we can go to the pub together and get drunk then throw our empty beer bottles at vagrants and then go to muslim town and let loose the pig we stole from farmer O'Dhiulaigh's barn.
They will totally freak out and it'll be a riot

>>527209202
Your game doesn't get that kind of crowd. What is it 99% males and 1% females? And it's also impossible for Marnix to clone it unless he's can get the whole team onboard.

It's simple take down the game, make a whole new one under a genre women play. Find one that cosplays. Ask her to cosplay while cooking for you. If she does, marry her. Just like that you can have your wife cosplay as Bocchi.

>>527209202
>posting hooni
time to become a boccher anon

>>527208331
yeah I had to transcode it down to 4mb which is always a pain, I think the dithering fucks up the bitrate
better quality and audio: https://streamable.com/x5eus9

>>527208689
Is this the same game witg robot tentacle monster?

>>527209861
UNTRANSCODED VERSION?!

I took the advice I was given last thread. No ngons, but there's a problem. Any time I try to remove one of the extra vertices, the entire edge goes with it and I cannot create another without it being entirely detached from the mesh.

I think my game is starting to shape really nicely.

:D

Implemented now a world map.

>>527206459
I said post 4.2.

4.3, 4.4, 4.5 etc are all trainwrecks, each one with a new set of issues that make the editor unusable for serious games.

>>527208232
so is this a megaman-like game progression? anyway looks cool keep it up

>>527210106
>no ngons
>clearly see ngons in the photo
wut

>>527210106
what the fuck are you doing?

>>527210195
Probably just a skill issue

>>527210106
>I took the advice I was given last thread.
No. No you didn't.

>>527209934
>robot tentacle monster
No, but now I want to add one - it would fit with the rest of the game.

>>527210195
Retard

>>527195009
Is that a portrait of Sora in the background? For me it's Mimi.

>>527210416
he's trying to take the no n-gon advice
he's trying to delete a vert to fix his ngon problem
when he does, he doesn't understand why the entire edge goes with it

i will succeed

I couldn't sleep for long

>>527210106
don't delete anything
add edge loops that circle around the head and connect together in the back to keep the model symmetrical
the correct way to do it is:
1. start super low poly and let n-gons happen
2. cleanup and find all ngons
3. lastly add edgeloops around the back to keep the model essentially the same while removing all the ngons and increasing the polycount by a little bit

if you can't stand increasing the polycount, instead you can turn n-gons into triangle+quad.
when you do that, just pay attention and make sure you don't make strange-looking concave quads.


pic related was my crude attempt to explain the edge loops thing

>>527208232
What's that fire thingy at the top left area?

>>527203467
Can I see whats in one

>>527208689
This VR thing makes it look neat, like you're overseeing them all and telling them what to do.

>enginedev because muh optimization
>render a thousand unnecessary frames per seconds
>for a 2d pixel platformer
What's the name of this mental illness?

>>527210952
Kek how do you do it? 8 hours straight? If I could work this much on my game even just 5 days a week I'd make so much progress but it completely depends on me being knowledgeable of the tasks Im doing. Instead I get one issue after another. How long have you programmed, your engine os somehow capable of both 2D and 3D. I doubt most engine devs on the 2D end can even just make their engine suddenly work with 3D in a short time

>>527211389
good programming

>>527210248
Most enemies have some signature weapon you can pick up but you don't get to keep them for longer than a level, it's more like hotline miami than anything else.

>>527211126
Electric coil hazard that kills you and revives robot enemies temporarily if they are in range.

im going to finish this new feature this new feature and post progress and if agdg doesnt tell me im good im going to smash my computer and throw the harddrive in the mcconaughy lake

>>527211389
Maybe he will make the next noita or utilize it the other way

workin on enemy designs

>>527212202
I can't draw lol.
But I can get the line of sight to actually align with his eyes!

>>527211389
am i mentally ill if i care greatly about optimization in my 2d pixel platformer that's capped at 60fps

>>527211126
>Can I see whats in one
very old stuff and ideas

>>527211395
I've done 80 hour weeks on one thing for my game before.

>>527212290
Until your game is completely done and ready to ship, the only thing you should care about optimizing for is minimal development time.

>>527211795
It's not good.

Is 9500 batches bad in Unity? I can keep at 60 fps but I have a 4080 super

>>527210195
4.3 is somewhat stable but I don't recommend updating

How many of you have modeled a soft penis, real question

>agdg: art is not important nobody cares
>also agdg >>527212202

>>527212884
do I look like some kind of queer to you?

Godot keeps improving it seems, it's really tempting to switch to Godot. What are some major issues you still run into with Godot 2D or 3D?

>>527212536
>t. shipped games: 0

>>527213118
It keeps improving some stuff but breaking other stuff

>>527212910
wow that agdg guy sounds like a real idiot

>>527212986
Yes, now show me your 3d penis model please

>>527210106
can you share the file with me? I'd like to try helping you to see if I can do it well

>>527212290
>my 2d pixel platformer

>>527213298
only 18000 polygons
tip please

>>527212910
Only retards say art isn't important lol. One of the most commented on progress posts in this thread is art.

crazy how this is true. pretty sure undertale dev is a nepobaby AND released his game during the peak of the indie era so none of these rules apply today
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_sGVVu5H42Q

>>527213178
>t. projecting

>>527213815
at least he FINISHED HIS FUCKING GAME

>>527213440
looks like Finn on Atari

>>527212910
>art is not important nobody cares
literally nobody says this, art is the most important asset of all

just a reminder that cuterisu would canonically play your games

>Get another job rejection
>Fuck it lets make a game
>>527197669
Live. Die. Repeat

>>527193879
No, I'm just not posting progress unless it is going to be significantly different than what I've previously shown. And I'm almost there.

>>527213815
Undertale has terrible code, terrible art, and very few original concepts.

>>527213508
if mario from the mario movie can do it then why cant i

I am the king of the thread.

>>527214171
It's funny and has good music.

>>527214171
>very few original concepts.
Having any at all is a huge win

>>527214249
For sure. I'll shit talk Toby's art and code all day but never his music.

Art is not important unless it's exceptional: i.e. you're aiming for #1 magic. The vast majority of you should be aiming for simple, function art that clearly communicates gameplay.

>>527214249
>>527214364
I will say that I think he blew his artistic wad when making Undertale because most of Deltarune's music feels like rehashes or is just mediocre.

Imagine not simply make your pixel art using blender, aseprite, unionbytes and pixelover.

do people want to play as the fat ugly basterd?
>>>/v/712476493

>>527214412
>*functional art

>>527214451
>arisu reaction when playing my game

>>527212884
I modeled a hard penis then rigged it so it could be animated to be soft, does that count?

Give a man a game and he'll have fun for a day. Teach a man to make games and he'll never have fun again.

>>527214534
He's just like me fr fr

>>527212632
nah. batches are just groupings of instruction sets sent from the CPU to the GPU for drawcalls. batches are not created equal, so the number on its own is meaningless.

Things like: how many vertices? what is your method of optimize (ie - do you use SRP batch? static batch?)? are you on a physics heavy simulation? are there many shared materials and shaders within your scene?

For note - some levels on my game have 15k batches, 10s of millions of vertices. Still maintain 60 fps on a 3060. On the build, still easily maintain that on a i5 4460 + 1050 ti.

BUT! This will also depend on which is the target platform you wish to build for, as certain optimize techniques are impossible on certain hardwares (primarily for things like the nintendo switch 1)

>>527204110
>have wife and kids while on a game dev budget
>overpriced mortgage on a beautiful rural farm house because of the success of one year
>the next year dwindles, struggles to pay mortgage.
Is this anxiety the key to making it? He would be chilling if he only had to support himself in a shitty apartment.

>>527208131
Hello.
I'm doing pretty good today.
What about you?

>telling people to not worry about art
kek

if arisu was real she would date adult Black men instead of wasting her time playing your game

>>527213610
anon you have to sculpt the head and scrotum too

>>527214702
Is it just a massive flaccid tube or how does that work

>>527214703
When there are no more survival needs, only a few things are identifiable as what the gods indulge in;

Love, Art / Creation, and Play.

The Game devs, Artists, and Gamers are at the peak. They're channeling the true Divine motivation.

>>527214209
Sure buddy...

>>527214776
>>527212632
Also, if you are in doubt, make use of the built-in profiler from Unity. Also, Nvidia has a profiler for their GPUS that you can install on your PC

i just realized that even though i'm not fat or bald or old my image of myself when i look in the mirror still is

>>527215419
that's just feeling like a gamedev

>Having beautiful art
>Having a game that works
As a solodev you should prioritize, do I want it to look good or do I want a game that people can play and enjoy. You can always fix the art later

>>527215114
It's shape like a banana at rest pose and has a chain of bones along it's length, which are scaled down and curled up to make it appear soft and a morph target makes some extra edge loops at the "skin" of the shaft extend over the glans to cover it as it is not a jewish penis.

are you making a roguelite/roguelike?

>>527215804
Yes...

>>527215804
ye

>>527215804
No.

>>527215804
No, and I never will. I want to make good games not brainrotting marketslop.

>>527215804
Rogue-lite

>>527215979
shut up fygoon, go back to your hole.

>>527215034
>the least cucked bocchigger poster

>>527211389
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HECKIN FRAMERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO TESTS WITHOUT LIMITING THE FPS PREVIOUSLY AS ALL THE TUTORIALS DO!!! THIS IS FORBIDDEN REEEEEEEE!!! THOSE FRICKIN EGOTISTICAL ENGINEDEVS ARE SO EVIL!!! THEY SHOULD BE FIXING MY ENGINE THAT RECEIVES OVER 30K ON DONATIONS PER MONTH I'M SORRY JUAN I FAILED IT'S OVER

>>527215804
>>527215908
>>527215931
>>527216063
NGMI

better question:
is your roguelite a topdown bullet hell with shitxel art graphics?

>>527215804
im making my game

>>527216319
>is your roguelite a topdown bullet hell with shitxel art graphics?
are u spying on meh?

>>527215034
If?

>>527216303
Ma'am what happened to your triangles from last summer?

>>527215804
no, it sort of plays like one but that wasnt really intentional

>>527211389
>enginedev because muh optimization
oh, you're making a factorio-like game, right? That'd justify it-
>for a 2d pixel platformer
we call this being a nodev of the /g/ flavor.

>>527214776
>>527215338
Thanks anon I think you gave me enough to research further :)

>>527216316
I am going to make it.

>>527193694
holy shit unity really did kill themselves

>bocchiposters are bbc posters
this is legit disgusting

>>527217023
it's a falseflagger, he's been doing it to loli posters too

>>527211389
is this guy sneak dissing this other guy?
>>527216627
Or was it this guy?
>>527210110

>>527216316
Demotivational Propaganda Disregarded

oh no no no rust bros they're inviting us to videos to laugh at us in the thumbnails

pixel-town high octane couch co-op beat em up that'll keep you competing against your friends for the high score.

I want a loli game engine

>>527217695
bevy

>>527217023
>he doesn't know about our resident mutt
lurk moar faggot

I have an American flag in my pickup I love America pay to attention to me

>watching Jerma play white knuckle
why couldn't I(you) idea guy this game?

>>527212741
4.3 has broken multithreading for the navigation server ( some tranny thought that it would be a good idea to write lock the main thread while the nav server was doing it's thing because their tranny game was generating nav meshes in real time and then pushed it onto the public release because no one in the godot team has the time to double check anything).

Adding/deleting anything in a big scene also takes a weirdly long ass time.

>>527217324
lurk moar faggot

Where the fuck are these newfags coming from?

tfw the solution in my engine is ... 'reverse the polarity'..
like in Star Trek.

>>527218376
>lurk moar faggot
Why the fuck would I do that.

>>527213118
sauce of img?

>all that loliposting
>not a single loligame
kannadev doesn't count anymore he never posts anything

>>527218578
So that you don't embarrass yourself when you ask a retarded question.

>>527218693
It's embarrassing to not understand the politics of retarded autists who never make games?

>>527218686
i will make a loligame, give me your best loligame ideas RIGHT NOW

>>527218828
go to the tight and jump

>>527218828
super cute loli wrestling game WLW (World Loli Wrestling)

its official!! i have to sell my house... does that mean I'm a real game dev now??

>>527218601
that's a photo of me anon

>>527218686
>kannadev doesn't count anymore he never posts anything
If I post what I worked on this week the thread could go into meltdown mode so I'd rather save it for the next progress milestone.

>>527218828
future world, all adults are dead, wars are waged, lolis and shotas are the combatants, war is hell also very cute

>>527218828
two grown men made this game btw

>have a cool narrative idea
>Realise I don't have the art skills nor time to create it
Maybe I'll just write a book.

>>527218828
unironically doesn't matter as long as the loli is cute enough

>>527218976
m..more?

>>527219060
my game is going to have an accompanying play script / book with it.

I want to ship some sort of scroll with my game which the more studious and thoughtful players of the game could perhaps investigate with their magnifying glasses.

>>527210668
You get it

>>527212453
>10 years
Did you make it? You did, right?

>>527216627
i wanna be a cock driving a jeep though

>>527219363
3D Platformer game about an anthromorphic penis with legs and arms saving a damsel in distress vagina with legs and arms.

>>527211061
Yeah that's a good point. But there's a giant problem I've had since day 1 with this shit
When I create a new edge, it isn't attached to the mesh at all.

>>527219570
You should not be subdividing edges or creating new edges like that

>>527212202
if your sprite has more than one color it's not retro

>>527219570
im not so familiar with blender but im very very familiar with Maya. Does blender not have an edge-loop making tool? In maya I simply press Ctrl+Shift+x and then hold Ctrl and click to make a full edge loop around an object.

Here's an example pic of it being used. Try look for the "Multi-cut" tool.

>>527219570
You need to learn what vertices, edges, and faces actually are and how they relate to each other before you try any serious modeling.

>>527218686
Loligames are annoying to post because of all the restrictions so I'd rather keep mine private.

I fixed one final bug only present in the web version. Godot's animation editor lets you trim down audio files, but in web exports, they still seem to play in full. The "snap!" of the can coming off was playing twice.

>>527131706
Thanks so much anon!
I've been meaning to ask, what game are you working on?

>>527198914
3D Jump King? Are you evil? Is there at least a hot anthro girl at the top?

>>527202501
This looks and sounds awesome. Those old Roland synths do serious work. Nice job!

>>527211675
Woah. I like the juice. Can players turn the viewport sway off?

>>527220353
>edge-loop making tool?
yes it's control + R in edit mode

>>527219640
I removed the ngons via doing what this guy said
>>527211061
But now I'm dealing with this issue that I don't understand at all

when we make it we have huge Icelandic Party with the old money ( Eric, Notch , Jon Blow ) and the new money. Us.

>>527220860
You should be following tutorials or books if you're new

>>527219338
yep. did a lot of random stuff back then

>>527220860
Are you using F to create edges between vertices? You should be using J, which creates an edge while breaking up faces. You can also press Ctrl+T to triangulate an ngon and then F to merge faces back together into quads.

Seriously, though. look up some tutorials instead of jumping straight into the deep end.

>>527218449
How come they failed to cure baldness with all the technology?

>>527219338
oh wait do you mean did I finish the game? no i gave up when it was time to add art. i'm not an artist.

game resolutions should not be higher than 640x480

>>527221464
240x160 is peak

>>527221380
Well shit.
Mostly trying to sink or swim

>>527215804
yes but you don't know what a roguelike is

>>527221380
Tried that, problem persisted

shit's bussin mah niggas

>he didn't finish his game before ww3
too late now

>>527221396
baldness is a sign of masculinity. so picard is more manly, makes a better commanding officer. see also sisko

>>527222050
JLMG

>>527222050
how do I proof my HDD against EMPs so I don't lose my progress?

>>527212263
YAMERO WHY CAN'T I 2D LIKE THIS!!!!

>>527212536
Nta but I'm forced to optimize right now.

>>527216627
Hoooooooooooowwww? The water how did you do that? Water in game's just feels complicated compared to solids

>>527222318
wrap it in magnets

Added mandatory fights now.

:D

>>527218828
kannadev simulator
a game where you molest little girls

>>527222050
>go to pol
>see the sticky
aggy kun's....

>>527222050
I need just 2 more months. I'm not American so I don't have to worry

>>527222050
>>527222862
Thank god, now I have an excuse

>>527222862
>fygoons gonna get drafted to die for israel

>>527221396
sci-fi isn't about producing an accurate depiction of the future
it's about grounding it enough so we can understand it while exploring theoretical scenarios, using science to disguise magic as something believable

Why do some games get to stay in new and trending for so long? Its really bullshit actually. A bunch of games from 2024 and Dying Light of all things is in the popular NEW releases right now. Like really? That's bullshit man. Why take away spots from actual new games?

>>527220353
iirc there's a blender add-on that changes it to maya shortcuts

Stay on target you dumb niggers. If you really were serious about game development you would stay focused only in it even if the world is ending.

>>527216319
No. My game is a first-person Kings Field-like Immersive Sim Survival Horror Action RPG with lowpoly PS1 graphics running on Unreal Engine 5 with flexible systems, emergent gameplay, breakcore and shoegaze soundtrack, and is inspired by Berserk, Angel's Egg, Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung, David Myatt, H.P Lovecraft, Twin Peaks, Gormenghast, House of Leaves and The King In Yellow.

>>527223497
It's not. You're schizophrenic and seeing things. Games can only be on N&T for 2 weeks after FULL release, so sometimes you see games that have been in EA for a long time finally having their 1.0 release.

>>527222050
>>527222862
>middle east doing some war
am i supposed to be surprised ?

>>527223921
>release game
>internet doesn't exist anymore
>have to lug a bicycle powered generator with laptop
>have settlements play my game in exchange for scraps of food and water
I'm trading entertainment for food and water. Kek.....wait that's basically what I'm doing now albeit none of my games are in a state where I could easily make a lot of money.

>>527220353
i'm sorry, but blender does not have an edge loop tool yet, please understand, free software, we don't now what we are doing, watch out for updates though

Any alternate ways to limit your art style other than 256 tri low poly and low res pixel art?

>>527222862
nothing hamberder

>>527224342
flyknight found a way. no textures. ez.

>>527222862
I caused this. All of it.

>>527224529
>no textures
is it shaders only or something?

>>527224590
>>527222862

Israel(USA) vs Iran(Russia)?

>>527224028
New and trending works like that but popular new releases is completely random and I think shows games that were popular the year they came out? I just found TF2 under popular new releases so I have no idea what the requirements for games appearing in it are.

>>527224640
he blogged about it
https://wabbaboy.dev/Blog/FlyKnight-Shaders.html

69 special chips

No more blacked posting

where is lizard boy? I want a laugh.

>>527225857
he's busy making his game.

>>527225275
Huh.
What IS the point of popular >new releases then?

>>527226082
>terraria owner
if there weren't that many schizos in this thread i'd have asked for some co-op fun but you cannot be trusted too by default

I can't stop procrastinating.

>>527226082
showing you what makes gaben the most money

>>527226362
I can't stop getting shit done

>>527226082
>>527225275
https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/visibility/update_rounds
>Each product will start with five rounds that can be used for this visibility. These five rounds are shared between Early Access and full release, so if you use them all during Early Access, you won't have any available for major updates after your product has fully launched.
>Additional rounds may be granted to products that are selling well.
Some of the ultra-popular evergreen games might essentially have unlimited access to these update rounds.

>>527200225
fucking amazing
>4th webm
lol, fully modeled

>>527202669
the problem with bullylikes is even Rockstar couldn't save them from obscurity

>>527222000
Fixed it

>>527225857
While his melties are hilarious we got a good thing going right now, why ruin it?

>>527224864
yes

>>527227069
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

how do you design a puzzle game, I want to make one...

>>527222050
The best time to start your game was 20 years ago, the second best time is today

Societal collapse is imminent

>>527227191
study other games, I guess

>>527212263
awesome, you just wanna shoot those shiny red bulbs

/agdg/ collapse is imminent

>>527227191
glowing symbols and rotating pillars

>>527224864
>America pulling people out of the region, even Iraq, currently
>been turning away from Israel lately
unless it's all an act/ruse then it looks like the middle east is just going to become an even bigger warzone, with the usual proxy war shit, and maybe (tinfoil hat theory) there will be a limited nuclear exchange as predicted in that one video from 2010 that predicted covid in china.
I think the rest of the world will be good so long as china and the US don't get into anything now, in that case we will be calling it WW3

>>527212289
that's cool, reminds me of Die Hard on NES and Good Night Knight from /agdg/ core games

anal prolapse is imminent

My cute daughter is gonna think I'm the coolest dad ever when I tell her I'm an indie game developer

>>527226969
No I have not. Invalid selection order strikes again

>>527227975
Fixed the forehead at least, but the nose evades me with the invalid selection

DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR GAMEDEV RIGHT NOW (SOFTWARE/DOCUMENTATION/BOOKS/ETC...)

GLOBAL INTERNET BLACKOUT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED TO PREVENT DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGNS ABOUT WHAT ISRAEL IS ABOUT TO DO

>>527226686
steam will bend over backwards for you if you make them enough tens of millions

>>527212670
>tfw nodoby is ripping off anybody here but suddenly you feel like your idea will get ripped off anyway
we literally have RTS VR and nobody is ripping off that, out of any semi popular game from here there's not a single one imitator. I think you're safe

>>527228332
Marnix did steal the maid cafe anon's game though

>>527228260
i love the internet, but i really need a break from it

>>527228260
no internet = no access to unity
it's over

>>527228221
FINALLY

>>527228271
>for you
It's not really "for you". It's for them. The odds of them selling another copy of Stardew Valley or Hollow Knight is higher than whatever other new game they could be showing in that same visibility slot. They make more money the more games they sell, so their only goal is to show the game that is most likely to be sold.

>>527228260
when the internet goes down my productivity skyrockets. the ghouls will buy my game

>>527228557
The Joys of Proprietary Software.

>>527228814
I'll just crack it when the internet comes back the first time

>>527228332
My idea will win GOTY 2035, its too big to risk it

>>527228260
Doesn't seem it

>>527228260
If you could please consult the whiteboard.

>>527228260
That will only happen in america

>>527229594
I'm in America and nothing has happened

>>527228260
The Bocchi Option is happening...

>>527228260
HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE???

>>527228260
>there goes my option of finding a cute girl for my games
It's truly over

>>527230242
HOW DO I DOWNLOAD CHATGPT???

>he didn't save every video he needed to a 100tb local nas
>he didn't download a local modal ai
ngmi

>>527230307
>after months of no progress I finally managed to open and make changes to THREE lines of code
We are so fucking back
>>527230307
Who is this cutie. Does she have a game?

>>527230482
https://huggingface.co/deepseek-ai

>>527228580
yeah but not on fucking NEW RELEASES

>>527228260
What are you talking about?

>>527230786
>Who is this cutie.
i don't know i've stolen her from another anon

>>527231742
wtf is this schizo shit

>>527231742
seriously what the fuck

>>527228260
Chicken dev sama please uploaded Chicken Engine I know it can do both 2D and 3D!!!

>>527231742
>20bucks
now that's accelerating

>>527231742
your 20 thousand games a year, sir

>>527231949
AAAAHHH FUCK THIS HOBBY HOW WILL WE EVER COMPETE AGAINST SO MANY HIGH IQ HAN CHINESE GAMES LIKE THIS

>>527230242
>tutorials
I need my tutorials and online stuff, how else would I learn to dev my video games!!!!

>>527232319
godot has offline inbuilt docs!

mine works

55 minutes until they flip the switch on the internet

if the internet dies nobody will know i just sharted my pants

I really do wish something would happen. Something that would give me an excuse to never finish my game. But, no. Nothing ever happens, nothing has ever happened, and nothing will ever happen. And, so, here am I. Stuck finishing my game...

guys, I quit my job to be a full-time gamedev. will I be ok in a wartime economy? at least that welder can still find work

>>527231949
>>527231742
someone spent $1000 on this

>>527212263
>>527212289
The duality of /agdg/ artists

how do i get good at character design

An anti Israel game.

Monster hunter but turn based 4 niggas in a row.

>>527235089
large milkers

scrolling through the next fest, some of these games look incredible
this gives me hope

https://store.steampowered.com/sale/nextfest

It's crazy how good my game is.

>>527236124
Sloppa...

>>527228260
proof?

>>527236316
why do they do it

>>527236124
Have you taken the slop pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The slop pill was founded in 2024 by Sir Marnix Sloppill.
Forget red and blue pills, slop pills are the way of the future.
Pic related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the slop pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /agdg/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

>>527234917
this might be a sign you shouldn't make games because I'm afraid I won't be able to make games if something happens

>>527236384
why not saar

>>527236317
I'm jewish and they sent out the warning on the secret jewish discord we're all part of

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy

>>527235089
You just do

>>527236124
yeah, its really obvious what games have thought and care put into them and what games don't. wagmi

>>527236473
>Forgot pic related

>>527236124
>artists having fun making what I want to make
its so over

>>527235637
final fantasy but you have to do combo inputs like in MH

>>527236549
I make games because I must. Suffering builds character.

once you find out how hard this hobby is, you'll realize how little variety there is in the games you can actually make

Nothing ever happens.

Why are zoomers so obsessed with random youtubers and streamers? None of that shit matters at all when it comes to anything. Like even a "big" one is doing small ass audience numbers when it comes to relevance.

You sound like boomers who used to read shit like people magazine lmao.

>>527236909
do you imagine that you're the anime girl when you attach them to your posts?

I've been playing video games my entire life, but the majority of my time spent gaming, and I truly mean 99% of it, was spent playing competitive PvP games.

I'm working on small and simple singleplayer games to improve my development skills, and I genuinely have no idea what to make.

I'm beginning to believe the only thing I enjoyed about gaming was competing against other people.

Do I even like video games?

I don't know.

I need to figure this out.

>>527236634
Yoooo that looks fire bruh

>>527237029
Why don't you make a competitive PvP Pong-like?

>>527237029
you were just addicted

>>527237020
Yes.

>>527236986
early internet was the sweet spot, traditional media was breaking down and fragmented the collective unconscious. then the rise of streamers reaggregated the noosphere

WHY ARE MY FUCKIGN OBJECTS AFFECTING EACHOTHER WHEN THEY SHOULDNT BE EFFECTING EACHOTHER THATS NOT HOW I PROGRAMMED YOU TO WORK

>>527236634
>This will probably make more money than every recent /agdg/ game

here are some tips on a good game idea
>fun with friends
>replayable
>optional: addictive

>>527237103
Fuck it. I'll just add a global leaderboard. That should motivate players. Bragging rights. Being the best. Ego. That's what I care about. That's my passion.

>>527237162
Addicted to winning? Absolutely.

>>527237696
i was addicted to pvp games but lost all interest when i realized being good at that them doesn't mean anything irl. i was just using it to give my life purpose.

https://youtu.be/yXRNEi2dxR8?si=xGhKDW34r3jT1baq&t=1585

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3461580/One_More_Bang/
kino?

MDK but TKD

>>527237869
>being good at that them doesn't mean anything irl
100% true. My justification was that my school and work life were in good standing, so I could spend my free time competing. I enjoyed it, and it never overtook my responsibilities, although my social life did suffer because of it. I can easily see how you could slip into a 12 hour grinding session and abandon your responsibilities. The hardest part of PvP games was being able to end on a loss when your play time is over. I noticed this helps you improve your skills faster as well, since instead of going autopilot and grinding for hours every day, you let your brain process the information while you're sleeping or doing something else, so when you return, you make the correct decisions much faster.
Play a few games, maybe 2 hours maximum on a good day, and then get back to being responsible. Take a few days off every now and then, and notice substantial skill improvements when you return. Gif related. It takes time for skill to develop.
I wouldn't suggest most people get into PvP games. It takes too much discipline to not ruin your life.

>>527237029
I think you need to actually play some singleplayer games before trying to make one, SRPGS/XCOM-likes are a good place to start.

>>527238449
>MDK
muh dick?

alright bros see you guys in 2 weeks when the internet comes back up if there's still a planet

>>527235637
Whats 4 congonogs in a row? Is that darkest dungeons?

>>527238564
i'm definitely not the type of person that should be playing those games, win or loss I'm never satisfied unless I play at least 5 hours at a time.

>>527212741
>>527218201
Nah thats nothing, 4.3 is fine. It is fuckings 4.4 that breaks most gdscript that was fine since 4.0rc even stuff written in 4.3 broken in 4.4.

But my favourite was 4.2 i did most of my stuff in that. Need to get back into it, maybe after this legal shit is resolved one way or another.

hear me out

>>527239532
4.4 is great and I look forward to what 4.5 will bring.

>>527239556
can we collab? i want to make a NTR BLACKED game

>>527199775
>>527202501
I've been watching this for a while and I love this new screen even if it's only temporary. I can't wait to play this game anon.

WTF is this shit

>>527239903
yeah you're gonna need to pay for that lol

>he's worried about negative reviews
Lol. Lmao.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1832640/Mirror_2_Project_X/

>>527240126
>just beelieve in yourself
kek

>>527240140
Man, gamers really are just straight up cattle.

>>527240126
>belief doesn't change limits
it's over

we need more roguelite top down twinstick shooters

>>527240367
oink oink

>>527240140
that studio went bankrupt btw

a game where your bully fucks your mom and you are forced to hear them having loud sex from your room

>>527236563
I'm pretty sure I recognize that tree background, that must be a stock asset
that giant statue is obviously slop

the red hooded girl looks completely different to everything else
the health bar seems like a combination of laziness and a stock asset icon + UI border

what absolute slop

high score counter implemented

>>527241317
success breeds jealousy

>>527241317
>slop
You retards need to stop confusing slop with unplayable/inedible literal shit.

>>527227417
whats the third best?

>>527241463
heh

so is that retard spamming B* shit while posting bocchis is going to be a recurrent thing now?
>>527239786
>>527225773
>>527215034

>>527241772
retard

>>527241506
success breeds bitches. lotsa big titty bitches

>>527240874
Isn't that what the fagarian tale is about?

>>527241918
no that's his real life

how many small games have you uploaded on itch?

Me after making it.

>>527242185
If you didn't already have this in high school, you're never going to make it.

>>527242185
imagine being the guy filming this

>>527242185
they look like they don't make games as a coping mechanism

>>527242185
this is me at every party i go

>>527221463
He's asking whether you made it as an indie dev.

>>527242185
he looks like he doesn't avatar with anime girls

>>527238967
Final Fantasy I-VI likes and by extension any RPGMaker game

>>527242773
>"no i gave up"
or to be fair not entirely I just went back making prototypes or mods for myself using ripped assets so they never leave my computer for obvious reasons.

Apparently Unity is having issues
>Parser Failure at line 2: Expected closing ‘}’

>>527243423
i can attest to that. ignoring it now since it's just a visual error.

>>527195009
>giant studio monitor drivers right next to ears
last time i did this i got nasty pains in my ear canals for like a month. would not recommend.

Question: Is there a demand for VA work?

>>527243738
>just after the absolute disaster that happened with Genshit VAs
Being a westerner VA is not looking good right now.

AI VAs are not unionized and don't require insane contracts.

voice actor be like: PAY ME 12 000 USD TO SAY 5 LINES FOR YOU, CHUD!! I DESERVE!!!

Gamers are not pigs. Gamers deserve better.

>>527243738
Yes I demand that they work at macdonalds.

>>527243998
I want to get into VA work solely because I want to show the world the skills I have.
I really don't care about being paid, only being properly credited

Voice acting work has always been cheap. You can find people on the street willing to record some lines if you buy them lunch.

Gamedevs are not whores. Gamedevs deserve better.

>>527244327
you got any voice demos?

>>527236563
>that background art
I think I saw another game with that art. Where are these people finding art? Some art is just hard to find or the artists ends up removing it in one case to replace with "improved art" that doesn't look as good as the previous version.

Voice actors deserve royalties. They worked really hard and even lost their voice one time because they forgot to hydrate.

>>527243631
The Unity thread I was in suggests Unity crashes if you hit the play button. It appears to be some sort of DRM where they dropped support of something but now this happens.

>>527244393
im esl doe. im literally the only person in my country who can speak english

>>527244676
...do unitycucks really?

>>527244431
Somewhere. But is what I’m able to do/my general parameters
>I’m a rather young man, 23
>I can’t do girls
>I can do a LOT of accents/filters but I can’t change the general inflection I have.
https://voca.ro/1aYKJflyzTSS
https://voca.ro/1amFqea1tf2a
https://voca.ro/1nvToVlqz5Pk
https://voca.ro/15VqRWpcb5g5
https://voca.ro/18tLhWDqF6Zu
https://voca.ro/1ePhiXv5QyG3
Here’s me improving some voice demos

>>527243423
Israel is currently in war so the Unity servers might experience some hiccups, please be patient

>>527245194
Unironically this. May be a good idea to avoid some very specific online services for the next 2 weeks.

>>527245057
Anon, you might want consider a career change.

god i wish i had a cute white bf that could do the coding and 3d modeling for my dream game

>>527238606
you never played mdk2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7UzgvogWiI

>>527245057
anon...

>>527245194
built for marriage with a chad once she becomes an adult

I miss CSS so much.

>>527245316
Let me guess I suck

>>527242758
wut gaem?

>>527245682
You're not acting. You're reading with an accent.

>>527245947
I mean I’m not using a script. I’m just improvising shit.
Gimme something I can read

>>527246240
Ye Jacobites by name, give an ear, give an ear,
Ye Jacobites by name, give an ear,
Ye Jacobites by name,
Your fautes I will proclaim,
Your doctrines I maun blame, you shall hear, you shall hear
Your doctrines I maun blame, you shall hear.

What is Right, and What is Wrang, by the law, by the law?
What is Right and what is Wrang by the law?
What is Right, and what is Wrang?
A short sword, and a lang,
A weak arm and a strang, for to draw, for to draw
A weak arm and a strang, for to draw.

What makes heroic strife, famed afar, famed afar?
What makes heroic strife famed afar?
What makes heroic strife?
To whet th' assassin's knife,
Or hunt a Parent's life, wi' bluidy war?

Then let your schemes alone, in the state, in the state,
Then let your schemes alone in the state.
So let your schemes alone,
Adore the rising sun,
And leave a man undone, to his fate, to his fate.
And leave a man undone, to his fate.

marnix said something interesting for once:
>people use the term asset flip as another way to say they don't like the game
it's true if you think about it, there are games that use plenty of assets and still do well simply because they're fun enough

>>527246240
andrew ryan monologue
https://genius.com/17385713?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyur9r0ekZY

>>527223921
Anyone wanna team up and make a game in the AGDG bunker?
For 5 bottlecaps we can send an orphaned kid to spread DVDs in the other shelters.

>>527246240
Tell me, O Muse, of the man of many devices, who wandered full many ways after he had sacked the sacred citadel of Troy. Many were the men whose cities he saw and whose mind he learned, aye, and many the woes he suffered in his heart upon the sea, seeking to win his own life and the return of his comrades. Yet even so he saved not his comrades, though he desired it sore, for through their own blind folly they perished—fools, who devoured the kine of Helios Hyperion; but he took from them the day of their returning. Of these things, goddess, daughter of Zeus, beginning where thou wilt, tell thou even unto us. Now all the rest, as many as had escaped sheer destruction, were at home, safe from both war and sea, but Odysseus alone, filled with longing for his return and for his wife, did the queenly nymph Calypso, that bright goddess,keep back in her hollow caves, yearning that he should be her husband. But when, as the seasons revolved, the year came in which the gods had ordained that he should return home to Ithaca, not even there was he free from toils, even among his own folk. And all the gods pitied him save Poseidon; but he continued to rage unceasingly against godlike Odysseus until at length he reached his own land. Howbeit Poseidon had gone among the far-off Ethiopians—the Ethiopians who dwell sundered in twain, the farthermost of men, some where Hyperion sets and some where he rises, there to receive a hecatomb of bulls and rams, and there he was taking his joy, sitting at the feast; but the other gods were gathered together in the halls of Olympian Zeus. Among them the father of gods and men was first to speak, for in his heart he thought of noble Aegisthus, whom far-famed Orestes, Agamemnon's son, had slain. Thinking on him he spoke among the immortals, and said: “Look you now, how ready mortals are to blame the gods.

>>527246401
slop devs will never make fun games

>>527246415
Well shit

>>527246401
assetflip used to mean barely changed game project template uploaded to steam, not a new game using rocks and buildings from an art pack

>>527246240
Ow my balls!

>>527246569
take your time, kino needs properly cooked

>>527246415
I just read that to myself in the dark.
Eh, it’s not undoable. But let me try something else myself

>>527246825
>sandbox shit
like i said...

You should not be making games that take longer than one year to develop. if you care about profit that is.

>>527246401
>>527246587
fromsoft btfo'd assetflip complainers
all of the games are the same template and assets from almost 2 decades ago being reused almost every game

>>527247085
but they made those assets, there's a difference

Making random free or paid assets fit into a cohesive style is a skill in itself.

>>527246415
good range

>>527246665
Honestly I don’t think I’m a good actor

>>527247204
the normal player doesn't even know wtf "assets" are, they don't know who made it nigga. when they see jank and mismatched stuff they just go "seems like an assetflip"

>$25k for a handholding scene
Game developers are fucking scammers.

>>527247560
handholding makes me squee

>>527247323
people don't realize how time consuming this can be

I need to figure some shit out

>>527245682
You're not that bad but I think your mic/fx chain is not good.

Okay I think I need to stay a neetdev for more time
>be me
>do a bit of exercise
>can feel a bit winded or whatever it's called
No way I can hold down a job with some manual labor. Need to exercise a bit for a while and just keep on working on my game for the time being. Almost like I pigeonholed myself into being a neetdev.

RTS where different asset packs go to war
>Synty vs FAB photoscans

>>527247560
so this is how you kickstarter? just make a bunch of filler tiers so you can spread out the actual useful stuff to ask for more money

>>527248063
It’s my phone. I’m in bed

>>527246825
zukowski proven correct once again