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>Previous Thread>>527008823
>>527254362 (OP)floydschizo's gonna FREAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>527254362 (OP)this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>527254874what do you mean it clearly says Team Fortress 2
>>527254879Who healed Hannibal?
>In Other News
MGE $5000 World Championship: https://www.teamfortress.tv/65703/mge-tf-announces-5000-1v1-world-championship
TF2 Classic Update released: https://tf2classic.com/?id=8172
TF2 OST Vinyl on sale: https://x.com/valvestudioorch/status/1933276608053526862
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>Previous Thread
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>>527254996I'm gonna start doing the needful on your posts, you lost your poll, you've been told no a million times, it's just spam at this point
>>527255074how is it spam? im just posting news the OP missed because hes a faggot plus better versions of the OP links
>>527255131>plus better versions of the OP links>betterYou're the only faggot here buddy, dozens of people have told your OP format sucks and no one wants it, stop trying to spam it
>didn't even check the news POSTED IN THE THREAD
>copy pastes the whole OP without any changes
>cries when an anon makes a post with the actual news even if its not the OP
?????
>>527255476>copy pastes the whole OP without any changesBecause YOU'RE the only autist that wants the OP to change for no reason and be some retarded shit where competitive potato comfig graphics links take up half the OP AND the servers are removed even THOUGH you held a poll that said everyone wants the servers to stay there.
Stop trying to force your shit. You've lost in the marketplace of ideas that is tf2g. Get that through your thick fucking skull you invalid autist.
>>527255476>>527254996jesus christ you are so fucking annoying
>>527255658if you want to be in charge on the OP for any real reason other than your ego or propping up your dead server, at least update the News section, faggot.
>>527255786>other than your ego oh the ironing
>>527255786>other than your ego Oh the fucking irony, all you've been doing is pretending YOUR OP is the best and "anyone who hates it is the same 1 guy, it's not possible for everyone in the thread to hate the shit I'm forcing, I'M the best"
I'm not the OP, I just want you to stop spamming your shit every thread and pretending it's better when it's been weeks of this shit.
>>527255940>>527255932Im just posting a short version of the OP under the normal OP, consider it an extra, idk why you're seething this much over it
>>527256150Only now that people are speaking up are you pretending it's something else, you're posting it because you want it to be the OP, cut the shit. You literally called it "better." No one will use your OP. There doesn't need to be an extra OP in every thread, it's spam.
>>527256215he's been spamming this shit for weeks and everyone's told him to stop but he's still doing it and not listening
>>527256215do you know how annoying it is some self important faggot makes a second "OP" in the thread every thread because he doesn't know how to take no for an answer
>>527256293>>527256361yes
i'd like to see you try to convince me how it's half as bad as the avatarfaggot which posts "Did Zesty win yet" every thread
https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/tf2/27998011
https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/tf2/33342195/leaderboard
>>527256769>NOOOO MUH STATSyou lost
>>527255786most ironic tf2g post 2025 award
>>527256928>cheating on a pollwe all know those servers peak at 2 players
theres no one other than two faggots here defending having those dead servers on the OP which at no point in the past 3 months (probably more) have had a match going
stop coping and move on
>>527256928lmao who is voting to keep these servers and why? Literally what reason is there to vote no?
Is it like the monkey image where people just accept that things the way they are for no reason?
>>527257151>cheatingthere was more obvious cheating of "remove them" when it suddenly got 5 votes in 10 minutes, quit the shit
you lost, stop crying about it and move on
>>527257169what is the reason to remove them? some faggot is trying to kill the hope of anyone playing together ever because 5 players isn't enough in his eyes? it's a retarded and reductive excuse
>>527257249So can you explain why "Please don't remove those servers nobody plays on" won? Or are you not gonna reply because you concede that there is no logical reason to keep them
>>527257249nigga i could see how the votes to keep the servers were increasing while the votes on the server playerbase polls werent, stop projecting
>>527257330what is the reason to keep them? they get no players, there have been more tf2g anons playing on Zesty's, Goblin Cock, and Castaway than any of the servers on the OP
Its not organic at all to defend dead servers
>>527257372>>527257408because people here like having those servers and want to promote playing together? there was more support for the servers in the thread in terms of people posting in the thread and not just somehow solely voting and nothing else which is significantly more organic than ballot stuffing "remove them" because it upsets 1 guy (you) in particular's autism
>>527257330Bro people actually play on Goblin cock, Castaway, Zesty's server and Kogasatopia, even if you hate 3 of those options surely 1 of them is good to you. How, how would an actually dead server be more important to getting people from this thread to play together than the actual good 4chan adjacent ones
He's trying to deflect now and make it just about the servers when the whole problem is him trying to dictate the OP
just realized castaway is on the OP, thats the only server actually active other than weaboutique getting some players on weekends
>>527257520you can play together in goblin cock or castaway or any other free speech server where fun is allowed
it is clear anons dont want to play in konata.tf or the Frag Zone, you're the one forcing things here
>>527257640>>527257532There's no point in debating this again, we held a poll and democracy won. You are literally in the minority. You lost.
>>527257640>>527257532the tf2g servers are there because they're tf2g run servers there doesn't need to be any other reason to have them in our OP
that's why I voted to keep them
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>OP wars
Don't you just loove summer?
>>527257520>there was more support for the servers in the thread in terms of people posting in the threadAnd yet they died because of shit like "the list" meme. People itt were actively doing their best to kill it, not only is it not enjoyable to play with only 4 other people from the thread but with such a small number it makes it easy to cause drama with the few that are there, even if you don't participate or know the culture. This is why you don't get stalked or something for joining Castaway, there's enough people there to where it isn't a deterrent to joining.
>>527257559It's about him trying to improve the OP. It doesn't matter that you are afraid of that for some reason.
>>527257686>we held a poll and it was rigged therefore I win and refuse to debate any moreGreat argument my friend. You know ideally you'd be doing your best to convince the other side of this issue, not taunt and discredit them.
>>527257742Does that mean if I make a server it'll get featured on the thread? Anyone can say that their stuff is tf2g and put it on the OP in theory.
>>527257686the "democracy" of 18 ghost players who were active at the same time in the thread to vote in the poll yet the server never goes past 2 players, curious. I'm sure those were totally organic, real votes
also as another anon points out, theres too few active players here that would want to play with other tf2gs in an EU server, where they'd easily get doxxed one way or another
>>527257913>improvethere's that word again, you're not improving shit you're just removing shit you don't like and adding shit you want without caring what anyone else wants
if you won't listen to reason I'll join the other anon in doing the needful on your annoying ass
>>527258146the 18 votes were over 24 hours, unlike the ballot stuffing for "remove them" that suddenly happened in the same 10 minutes yeah I totally believe there were a bunch of anons not posting but all voting in the same 10 minutes
you lost, get over it
>>527258114>>527258146>hold a poll>don't get the outcome you wanted >cry and say the election was riggedwhere have I heard this before
>>527258212I'm not him. Just admit that you don't like him and that's the only reason you are so opposed to his proposals / posts.
>Does that mean if I make a server it'll get featured on the thread? Anyone can say that their stuff is tf2g and put it on the OP in theory.This is the question I need to ask because in theory anyone should be able to ADD to the thread. Emphasis on add. And yet even when he only contributed his own post instead of stealing the OP, you retards get enraged by this post
>>527254996 - even though it didn't take anything away from the OP. Why?
Because you have a personal vendetta and it's pathetic and childish.
>>527254362 (OP)>>527256358Neru doesn't act like a girl, pretty much every other Millennium student is better
>>527258521>not himyeah sure
he did it because he didn't get to make the thread, he does it every thread
his goal is to replace the OP, he tried it once but we all made a separate thread and went to it instead of using his
that's why your claims that the poll was rigged was bullshit, if everyone wanted his shitty OP they would have stayed in his thread since it was first
you can't samefag the whole thread
I'm not the only one posting about this, I'm not the only one who told him to stop, it's not a vendetta he's just annoying because he won't listen
>>527258762*pretty much every other student is worse
>>527257814Yeah I agree what an another great general bro
>>527258114>>527258521>Does that mean if I make a server it'll get featured on the thread? Anyone can say that their stuff is tf2g and put it on the OP in theory.Yes, you can. There was a time where there were no servers in the OP. Then the Frag Zone was made. Then the Coffee Zone was made. Then Team Funtress was made. Then Konata and Castaway were made. Any thread that's made for tf2g and actively posted by a tf2g anon is welcome to be the in the OP. The only real reason to remove a server is if it's ACTUALLY dead (read: not being hosted). That's why the Coffee Zone and Team Funtress were removed. As long as a tf2g anon is taking the money to host their own server, I'm not going to be like this guy and pout and say DUHH 5 PEOPLE NOT ENUFF REMOVE EET NAO!! It's dumb and discourages people trying to play together.
>>527258996>he did it because he didn't get to make the thread, he does it every thread>if everyone wanted his shitty OP they would have stayed in his thread since it was firstIt's as simple as ignoring his post then, but instead you feminine men got angry at it because you cannot handle his differing opinion continuing to be presented before you.
The lesson is to make compromise with his behavior and control yourself, or you are no different than him at his worst. Making 4 replies telling someone to die does not make you the bigger person.
Personally I stand by my point that the old servers also do not belong on the OP but I do not whine that they are there; this is much like how you should not whine about the posts from whatever you call this person.
How many more years do you think it'll be before the tf2 market crashes? Zoomies and alphas don't pick up this game, and there isn't long term investment like there is with counter strike
>>527258996i didnt even try to make an OP, i just added the actual news you guys missed (despite being literally posted in the thread itself) and included my version of the links, most of which encompass all the thing which is in the OP too but update some outdated guides, links, etc
These are all the changes
>NewsAdded the MGE 5000 bucks tournament
Added the TF2 Classic update
Added the OST and the medic.tf news that anons mentioned.
>Official SitesSkipped those
>>Frag With /tf2g/>>Other 4chan Servers>Community server BrowsersServers & Browsers: https://pastebin.com/tbEFStAe
>FAQ>Preview Loadouts & Skins>TradingCosmetics & Trading: https://pastebin.com/gTn6aWCX
>ModsGeneral Mods: https://gamebanana.com/games/297 | https://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/8/customization
>Scripting -stays the same>New Graphics CFGGraphics config: https://comfig.app/app/ | https://cfg.tf
>HUDsHUDs: https://comfig.app/huds/1/ | https://tf2huds.dev/
>StatsStats: https://pastebin.com/ksqAtAyy
>Creators LeaksSkipped because this is 4 year old news at this point
>CompetitiveSkipped because comp sites are already listed at the bottom of the servers pastebin
>>527259793Next time just post the updated news then and cut out all the other shit then. We don't need a second "OP" every thread you claim is better, it does come across as egotistic and it makes sense why the other anons got mad. Word of advice though, random comp tournaments are not considered news here as most people do not care. The news is usually reserved for actual game events like patch notes.
>>527260000HOLY QUADS OF TRUTH
>>527259439>an anotherdamn it bros
>>527260000trvke. also checked
>>527254996>>527204564>medic.tfit almost reached the funding goal and its only day 1 out of 30 for the kickstarter, its at about 33k if i got the conversion rate right
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average sniper player
just saw like 3 or 5 sniper bots on sawmill
>>527265434she's turtling as the giant pls kick
>>527262478He'd be cute without all the buttons
>>527265434From the thumbnail I thought this was a screenshot from a now defunct MMORPG I used to play
Sigh
>>527266708https://vocaroo.com/105P4WbHDQgt
just saw a formation of soldier bots jump over badlands middle, shit's getting real
i'm hearing "good shot m8" and "nice shot" constantly, whole neighborhood was warned to stay in enclosed spaces so the bots can't pathfind to us
Engineer should have a handheld lubricating oil can as a secondary weapon. It can be fired at enemies to reduce their acceleration and increase the damage they take from fire, and it can also be shot at your Sentry Gun to increase its turning speed.
>>527270736I'm lubricating to this picture
>>527257640what is the deal with goblin cock? and where did it spawn from?
I remember someone here recently saying that the original engineer in Team Fortress Classic was designed for players that didn't want to see as much action, and wanted to micro-manage instead.
That makes sense to me, but I can't find anything stating that was the actual design philosophy, not in the TF2 dev commentary either.
Does anyone know if that was real. or where there's proof of it?
Or was it just a guess?
Has anyone watched the Zesty/CasualTF2 podcast?
What are your thoughts on it?
I thought it was alright
>>527275881It was mostly whining that the average tf2 player doesn't care about tf2 as much as he does
>>527275881https://youtu.be/fyB3njUjzMI
Wasn't CasualTF2 formerly anti-Zesty?
>>527275881>>527277547What does the tranime have to do with that?
>>527277547>Wasn't CasualTF2 formerly anti-Zesty?no idea
if he was, then he hasn't been for a while because I'm pretty sure CasualTF2 was on a UFR stream alongside Zesty a few months ago
>>527246202Cringe avatar, kys
>>527278820They also had indii on UFR as a guest before things went sour
Indii even made a collab video with zesty but has now deleted it lol
>>527265262Why is she wearing a hat with the trans flag on it?
>>527254362 (OP)What a CRINGE OP
I'd really love a rework of Sniper and Spy. It feels like Medic is the only real support class, and Engi and Pyro only sort of have support capabilities.
Spy:
>rework backstabs so that they have a 3rd person POV animation and take a couple seconds like in Halo (makes Spy more of a fun stealth class instead of just abusing game mechanics, plus balance issues)
>add a disguise pallet that has props and map fixtures instead of mercenaries
>add new sappers: one that halts Ubercharge rate, one that makes the Dispenser debuff anyone touching it without alerting the Engi
>add an invis watch that has a super low invis time, but lets you change your disguise automatically each time you bump into an enemy when invis isn't active
Sniper could be reworked into a real support or just fill his actual role as a defense class
>Support:
>no crit headshots
>different rifles make you aim at different body parts for different debuffs
>shoot the legs for a huge slow debuff, torso for damage debuff, etc
>add a barrier secondary for Sniper to hide behind, blocks damage from everything except fire and lets teammates hide behind it
>Defense:
>reduce the headshot damage but make Sniper a little beefier
>Barrier secondary, functions same as above
>Debuffs same as above, but every rifle can deal smaller versions every debuff listed above
It's a pipe dream, but it's always bugged me that these two aren't actual support classes. Plus, there are tons of elements to TF2 that haven't been properly explored in normal gameplay.
>>527275881>>527278089Also, it's based how they start discussing how bad Mann vs. Machine and Australiums are (at 57:30) I'm glad somebody is talking about how MvM is just gambling slop.
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>>527280943What does the softcore porn have to do with that?
>>527280943Yeah, I also liked the acknowledgment that both "the golden age " and "the beginning of the end" for TF2 are different depending on who you ask
For some people the beginning of the end was the hat update, for others it was the F2P update, or MvM, MyM, you get the idea
>>527281038It's just a reaction image, a graphical representation of how mentally reacted to the released of MvM and Australium weapons--lying down in a pose similar to the fetal position with an exasperated expression on my face.
>>527274863its a real TF Team interview, they basically say "engineer is for people who suck at FPS games" in a polite manner
https://www.shacknews.com/article/101156/rocket-jump-quake-and-the-golden-age-of-first-person-shooters?page=25
The Gunslinger should've never been added to the game. You're just playing slow Scout with an aimbot. That shouldn't be in the game.
>>527280943based, who the fuck would want to play about TF2 bots ? its so boring, i wanna play real people! its like a super monetized version of L4D, which also took a fraction of the effort to make, considering L4D levels at least gives you long campaigns to go through with each single level in a campaign being much larger and more detailed than any MvM map
>>527283520How would you do mvm l4d campaigns?
>>527281592In other words you are trans.
>>527280943Today I shall remind them
https://youtu.be/rBmCnYGAWDc
>Tour โ95
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwqvUI0IruU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrD00mq2i8Y
>>527281592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4WsrtLrqE
>>527285079Zesty actually made money on MvM because he won a golden pan but it's still cringe that he fell for it. I think all Americans are born with a condition where they need to make seriously bad financial decisions.
>>527285079No wonder why he's never happy. He's ready to shit talk every experience unless it's something he can no longer get.
>>527286457what does Neru pantsu has to do with zesty
>>527285079wow the skin gambling addict is into a slightly different lootbox that's wild
it's almost like that time when he said he quit twitter (like 5 times)
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>527287737they smell zesty
>>527289562Fuck pyros. Take pyros with you while you go on vacation. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
imagine being straight, calling yourself zesty, and not having a girlfriend
>>527290516Would he make a good father?
>>527290876>Makes Zesty Jr. watch anime and buys him anime figures instead of toysHeโd be even more hopeless than his dad
>>527285079Perhaps this was the moment where he decided to become a hero and #SaveTF2
I think Goblin Cock deserves to be in the /tf2g/ OP. It won in the marketplace of ideas that is the tf2 community server browser, and it's a fairly active, lively server that practices the /tf2g/ ethos of freedom.
We put this issue to a vote and again, Goblin Cock won in the marketplace of ideas that is /tf2g/.
>>527297549no... the OP is sacred, it cannot be changed, not even a single character will be altered on my watch
>>527280595Agreed, and they should've focused on Spy's gadgets instead of his knives. Imo he should've been given items like:
>Decoy KitReplaces Disguise Kit, allows you to place a decoy of a teammate in their current animation.
>Freeze RayRevolver replacement, slightly slows enemies. Temporarily disables enemy flamethrowers and causes rockets to flameout, if shot at them from behind.
>Food PoisonSapper replacement, when sprayed on a Scout or Heavy, causes them to instantly die upon consuming lunchbox items. Lasts 8 seconds. Does not remove disguise.
>Barometric BombSapper replacement, can be placed on any enemy, instantly kills them if they ascend more than 500 HU within the next 8 seconds. Does not remove disguise.
>>527299525Overwatch aah abilities, no thanks/not interested.
Barometric Bomb in particular is incredibly stupid and unintuitive.
Spy should have more cool spytech gadgets, but they shouldn't be Overwatch abilities.
>>527301732Miss Paulings BF looks like that?
>>527304798A man's gotta eat
>>527305426this is literally me frfr
>>527290371Hey wait a minute you're not me. You didn't even update the pasta.
>>527256501>no one responded to this
>no one posted snaildier yet
>>527305998hes been grinding the optimal rollout on cp_fridge
>>527286457>IP: Ankara, Turkey...
>>527308982turks love america, that would be an egyptian
>>527307793Responded to what?
hitting pipes is so much more satisfying than being some stickybomb faggot
>>527311910I wish there was a stickybomb replacement that
>increased your pipe clip by 2>made pipes explode on contact if shot at your own feet (for jumps and shit)the downside is no stickybombs and no shield naturally
>>527256501it's not as bad as the /co/ avatarfag but eventually you have to accept that the /tf2g/ marketplace of ideas has rejected you and move on. You're not going to win here simply through brute force, as Demofloyd can attest to (he lost and is still in denial)
>>527312948demofloyd makes ppl seethe so hes based
>>527313151Succeeding in the marketplace of ideas isn't "making people seethe", it is making a meaningful and legitimate contribution to an existing culture that is organically accepted and embraced by said community, and in that regard Demofloyd has failed.
>>527290876i still wanna know where this image is from and who's child is that.
>>527313381ok nigga this isnt some atlas shrugged utopia where you can just abolish the age of consent this is tf2g calm down
>>527308982>its realKEEEK ofc the tranime diddy image poster is a turkroach
I'm starting to think that people who play Team Fortress 2 are not very nice people at all...
>>527308982>>527314513I'm not even using a Turkish VPN, what extension gives you IP addresses anyways?
>>527310258you deny your sticky's ability to sync damage with your pipes
if you use your stickies correctly, your pipes become easier to hit. eg zoning, juggling, syncing damage, etc
If Nikocado Avacado played tf2, what would his favorite map be?
>>527317238there's nothing wrong with furrys outside a vocal portion of them being absolute degenerates
im not a furry, I joined a 6s team who decided to name the team furry, and I thought the team prefix was too hilarious to not use 24/7
>there's nothing wrong with people who want to fuck animals outside of a vocal portion of those being very vocal about wanting to fuck animals
>>527305426My Kritz Pop target's POV when I play solo because these Casual Demos and Soldiers are fucking God awful
Enemy demoman/medic combo spawncamps the Post button.
too depressed to play tf2
>>527310258>>527316024also hitting sticky syncs is probably twice as satisfying as hitting pipes
i don't have an actual sticky sync clip but this kinda counts ig
daily reminder that half life 1 got balance updates before tf2 did
>>527313381Demonigger poster is never recovering from this
hows that mobster game mode huh
>>527332732All that protein and the only result is heโs a fat fuck
>>527331887he will never escape, because he's stuck in your head (living rent free btw)
>>527332816>*spams furry scat porn when threatened*yeah sure demotard
>>527299525I agree with
>>527299879 to a certain point. The freeze ray is a little Overwatch-y. But your decoy kit and food poison ideas go hard. Maybe one day in TF3 they'll give us our Spy rework
>>527297549I wouldn't be opposed to it. When we held the vote it wasn't known if it was a 4chan server which is why I and others voted no. Then one of the mods posted here afterwards confirming it. If I changed my vote to "yes" it would break the tie.
>>527334051What it seemed like from that thread is he came here to answer questions about it, not that he posted here
If all that matters is that they posted here once, we might as well add zesttopia to the OP as well
>>527335940Are you retarded? People were talking about whether or not it was a 4chan server and he suddenly responded to it to answer. It shows they were already browsing the thread and are 4chan users. Otherwise it would've been out of the blue unprompted or something.
Zesty distanced himself from 4chan and denounced tf2g so it's not a 4chan server.
>>527337405Why does Zesty hate us so much?
>>527337405people were talking about it for a couple threads before then as well. This exact conversation happened at least thrice before he even posted
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/521520127/#521523760
look at that reddit spacing and tell me he's a regular here. I dare you
>>527338116People here started stalking and stream sniping him.
>>527338261Does that mean you're against it? I guess we're back to a tie.
>>527338116Probably because his dick suckers here creep him out
>>527338546i mean it's just not a 4chan server
idk why you guys care about modifying the OP so much. who cares if a server is in the OP or not
>>527338116He likes his woman to look like theyโre covered in tumors and the freaks here like children. Maybe if we got a muscle mommy poster heโd like us more. Maybe demofloyd poster can take up the mantle.
>>527339621Why does /tf2g/ like children so much?
>>527338558like you? no offense
>>527328896holy nuke batman
>>527307115suck me good and hard
>>527334051>Then one of the mods posted here afterwards confirming it.when? got link?
>>527283217Thank you,
I was looking around for a while last night with no luck.
I appreciate it.
>>527274863>>527343264also the interview isnt even about TFC but how the classes came about in the original Quake TF, because thats where all 9 classes got established. Then TFC acted as a port of QWTF to give people something to play while they waited for TF2
not a misogynist
just a fragger
>>527344532Will a buttplug stack with that info?
why is it called cp_badlands if its not bad
>>527338116Tf2g dommed him so hard he had a schizo arc, not joking
>>527346658So /tf2g/ is the abusive man that buckbroke Zesty into a schizo episode, and then (s)he left /tf2g/ to greener pastures?
And now /tf2g/ is having their own schizo episode because somehow they now worship Zesty as he gets buckbroken by Solarlight?
not a misogynist
just a fagger for Sniper
I'm trying to make a good fempyro loadout for commissions but all the good ones already have OCs
Sigh....
>>527348947What a BASED post.
>>527348272>solarlight didnt even acknowlege zelebsty>zelebsty is so insecure he thinks everything is about him>therefore he choses to take "a fight" against people who dont even mention him>he "wins" when his fanbase manages to brigade smaller youtubers, "loses" when a bigger youtuber gets more views than himhes such a manchild, you can tell by how he cant even control his temper or take responsability for his actions and drama-stirring
>berate other creators and their communities>brigade their videos>play the victim when this results on people outside his fanbase disliking him>"They just hate my arguments because im the one saying them" as if he didnt do anything to deserve the hate and people just randomly chose to pick on himzero self-awareness, zero accountability manchild
>>527349187Playing with fempyro isn't based.
>best mediguns for overheals
stock (150% overheal)
kritzkrieg (150% overheal)
>best medigun for healing
quickfix (140% healrate)
>best uber all around
stock (invulnerability)
>worst uber all around
quickfix (300% heal rate not enough to withstand focus fire)
>fastest uber to build
vaccinator (24s to 100%, 6s per charge, keeps building uber while a resistance is active)
>best ubered time to non-ubered time ratio
vaccinator (up to 40%)
>longest uber
vaccinator (10s fully charged)
Tell me, did anybody happen to kill a Red Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
Time to watch some kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gTN3Is_PA4
Time to watch some real kino in the kinoplex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwaPJar6zck
>>527352528>two retards fighting
>>527352528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYWlWxOUJWc
hydro is not a bad map Im tired of this fucking slander
>>527353378badlands last... my beloved... all the gamesenselets you made seethe over the years....
>>527353881has there even been another map trying to do the territorial control thing ? seems like valve dropped the concept but i wonder if the community tried anything
>>527354514https://tf2maps.net/tags/territorial-control/
These ones seem like the most developed ones
https://tf2maps.net/downloads/newsie.14880/
https://tf2maps.net/downloads/hinterlands.14862/ (untextured)
https://tf2maps.net/downloads/national.10202/ (untextured)
https://tf2maps.net/downloads/cp_tcdom_vert.11952/ (semitextured)
This last one gives a big of an insight on the problems of TC
>The biggest issue with TC has always been how gigantic and confusing the maps are, especially when the layout changes every round. So, in my attempt to make TC, uh, bearable, I have simplified it to only one stage. Gone are the final points, switching to attack/defend with one point was never, and will never, be fun.
So uh
Why is all the talk about the weapon reskin and that one new heavy weapon for the update suddenly cold
I'm not liking every single news being about new taunts and the maps. Did they ditch the only interesting thing in the update?
>using bonk to kill a turtling engineer with his own sentry
>big sign with an arrow pointing where to go
>"DUUUURRRR DIS IS TOO HAWD WHERE I GO!!!"
why are they like this? imagine all the kino maps we could've had if retards weren't allowed on the computer
>koth
favors scouts, disfavors engineer
>5cp
favors scouts, hard nerfs engineer
>payload
disfavors scouts, encourages engineer
>A/D
disfavors scouts, encourages engineer
>CTF
disfavors scouts, strongly encourages engineer (static objective)
not liking hydro because it's too confusing = sheep mindset
not liking hydro because none of the stages are fun = real truth seeker
>>527358908koth favors scout and engineer though
>>527361262my condolences
>>527361262hey nice I'm 32
Do you see Banana man
Hopping over on the white hot sand
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree
(1, 2, 3, 4)
Banana man, me want a ton
Give me double and a bonus one
Give me more for all me friends
Dis banana flow will never end
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mm mm mm mm
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you
Tonight we dance around a flame
Then we get to play spirit game
Spirit names we shout out loud
Shake the thunder from the spirit cloud
All the songbirds in the tree
Chant a tune to let the spirits free
Then we see them in the night
Spirits jumpin' by the fire light
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Peel it down and go mm mm mm mm
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Dis banana for you
Look you, you're too uptight you know
You can laugh and kick it back and go (weeeee!)
But without a rhythm or a rhyme
You do not banana all the time
Fly away from city on the run
Try to make a little fun
Look you, come to the bungalow
African't you tell me told you so
Don't you love the bumping of the drum
Make you shake until the bum go numb
Let the bongo play you till you drop
Dis banana never stop (never stop, never stop)
Forget all your troubles and go with the flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you are doing is whatever you should
And whether anything you do is ever anything good
And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat
And when they make you wanna bellow but you're stuck in a choke
And you forget about the yellow from the colorful man who make you take another one
And make a mock of your plan
Bungalay, Bungalow; make up your mind and tell me no
Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark
And the sun is falling from the sky
I've never left so early and you may wonder why
Tomorrow morning on the plane
No banana make you go insane
Floating back to busy town
No banana make you want to frown
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Peel it down and go mm mm mm mm
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you
>>527354181God I fucking hope to jesus christ that RGL adds badlands to the map pool next season
People were pissed at getting granary in the map pool, but I just fucking loved playing granary. Every single point, every area, plays so goddamn well. Mid is just nuke central. But it equalizes it out since two scouts on crates are so goddamn scary to play against. Every single exchange in yard feels so great. Second is so hard on both teams to fight and it just gets so chaotic so quickly. Dropdown is flank heaven. Last is the best last that's ever existed
I had so much fun for granary week. I think I'm gonna have a lot of fun with badlands too
>>527362957>Dropdown is flank heavencase in point
I accidentally got caught behind and managed to convert it to a med drop completely by accident
Granary might be hell on higher divs but in AM it was peak
i'm unimpressed, this is a real soldier frag clip
>>527363503there goes my hero
watch him as he goes
>>527362957Kys comptranny your mod will never be real tf2
>>527364636yeah but is minesweeper tf2 real tf2?
>>527362957keep yourself safe compCHAD your mod is real tf2
people need to post more competitive 6s webms to revive this game and general
bridge the gap
>>527370291>people need to post more competitive 6s webmsBut Zesty told me comp 6s is bad.
>>527370465'
>But Zesty told me comp 6s is bad.It is
The only acceptable comp mode is highlander
>>527370695I trans heart highlander so much! I love dead weight classes being forced to be played!
>>527370921yes except without the tranny shit because i fucking hate troons
>>527277547>Wasn't CasualTF2 formerly anti-Zesty?yes
>>527371042nta but when?
I guess I missed it. I haven't really watched that many CasualTF2 videos
>>527371127tldr is it was over the #savetf2 shit, you can prob guess the rest from there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk0EOK_H68
I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts
Some teen was making Cobsons
Posting them, "He's a gem" he said
Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay
Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid
That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the basedteens boogie
I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru
Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too
Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
The janny's seething, I'll get derezzed tonight-ight-igh
If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the basedteens boogie
-party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels use it
Let all the basedteens boogie
>>527371127>>527371223>slight correction for the guy mentioning itit was the fixtf2 thingy about him saying we shouldn't give valve money, and he was one of the dudes who was dick riding the banana tf2 guy who goes MvM, so naturallyhe just got pissy at the zester. but yeah not far off.
>>527371018>Hey this thing you like is dumb for this reason particular reason.>Erm, YES! I like how bad it is! but DO NOT SAY I TRANS HEART SOMETHING! That is over the line!
highlander would be good if it wasn't for payload, sniper, spy, heavy, pyro, and engineer. If only they just played 5cp and only had scout soldier demo and medic
>>527371959>ESL babble*yawn*
>>527370695>The only acceptable comp mode is highlanderbased, only shitters have to play the power classes 24/7
>>527297549Ay man, I am glad you like the server enough to wanna add it to the OP. But we did say that gobo is not a 4chan server. It's up to you guys if you wanna add it to the thread.
>>527337405I do browse this website mostly /po/ since I like paper crafts and a few other boards. I will come to tf2g now and then to read any criticism people have about the gobo servers but am not an active poster anymore.
>>527338261Everything is reddit.
>>527344532Since you liked it, play a bit more on the server we wrote a bunch of these pop ups.
English ain't my native tongue, hopefully you can understand what I wrote.
>>527371018the TRANNY HEART part is ironic. I know your autistic but at try to learn normal human interactions.
>>527373023>your autisticlol fail
>>527373448https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/0e/Soldier_negativevocalization04.wav
Fuck combine. Get head from combine. Fuck a combine in City 17.
>>527371042>>527371864It's cool when the bad guy becomes the good guy like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator movies but this is just pure cringe, CasualTF2 was rabidly anti-Zesty and now just a few weeks later, he's doing a 2-hour podcast with him.
>>527354514meridian is good
https://youtu.be/lHBZ1nGNS-s
New Emporium harassment just dropped
>>527377726it's bad enough when there's the
>zesty man badpeople, but being negative towards him for something as retarded as that is just god damned mind boggling...
>alsowhy isn't this bitch wearing shorts?
You bros have any specific maps or cosmetics you hope manage to get added this summer? I'm hoping we get a rainy map or one set at night but that's about it kek.
>>527382297I want them to remove maps
>>527382297Another rainy level sounds nice. I've never really cared for sawmill. The concept is comfy but it's the layout always been felt awkward,
Do NOT look up SpongeSFM on YouTube bros
Worst mistake of my life
>>527383116why didnt you tell me there were more rapist episodes
comp players are school shooters?
>>527382297koth_bagel
cp_sultry
https://tf2maps.net/threads/bagel-2020.35185/
https://tf2maps.net/downloads/cp_sultry.11328/
>>527387098Yeah they clip themselves to the ceiling of mid (the classroom) and wait for the Medic (teacher) to come in to do an epic bomb (assault)
>>527372596Do you have any plans to repurpose the experimental server? its mostly crack maps from what ive seen which dont interest me at all, would be cool if it leaned towards serious high quality custom maps, since the vanilla server won't be running custom maps, like these
>>527387229
>>527380252If the "alleged pedophile" part is indeed about Aar then why aren't these fucks harassing the people behind the VIP mode? They have no problems playtesting their shit on Aar's servers and playing with him.
https://youtu.be/KluYhK4O5HI
>>527382297I want to see an oil rig map for the Offshore Update but all of the existing ones look incomplete
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3474004562
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3473248257
>>527388949>cutesy non-sexual avatar>pedoevery time. Nursey also had a Kirby avatar
why are there 23 mentions of zesty in this thread?
>>527391276obsessed workshoppers
>>527390260uploaded in HD @ TunesToTube.com
>last session: november 28th 2019
what am i in for?
>>527391383only the highest quality
>>527391276the usual; mentally ill troons seething about him and samefagging for multiple posts on end...
Zesty defense squad: ACTIVATED
We are Zesters. We are Legion.
RTV
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enough e-celeb talk, vote for dustbowl NOW
!rtv
>>527391929finally a good post
>Improved default huds:
IDH: https://tf2huds.dev/hud/Improved-default-HUD
Community HUD Fixes: https://tf2huds.dev/hud/hud-fixes
>Default-like huds
Console HUD: https://tf2huds.dev/hud/Console-HUD
Center Hud: https://tf2huds.dev/hud/Center-Hud
TokkariHud: https://tf2huds.dev/hud/TokkariHUD
PV Hud: https://tf2huds.dev/hud/PV-Hud
Middle-Mann: https://tf2huds.dev/hud/-Middle-Mann
Bro used the chocolate hack..
>>527304281What the Hell is going on here?
>>527391276Below average t bh
ETF2L now has a Fresh division for teams brand new to comp
https://etf2l.org/2025/05/22/6v6-afs-2025-provisional-schedule-update-2025/
>For now weโll aim to have a Fresh tier available for teams that are mostly new to competitive TF2 within our regular seasons. In the mean time weโll aim to get our publicity parts off the ground for our regular seasons to already try and bring a new influx of players in these.
https://etf2l.org/6v6-afs-2025-division-2-tables/
>>527387229I was planning to make the experimental server into one that runs high quality community maps like koth_fragile or cp_begal. The problem we are facing at the moment is the server provider has horrible performance, the machine can't handle more than four players most days.
Been fighting over emails about the performance for about three months now. I can't get my money back so it became a crack map server. Since they don't require good performance. Also we have been thinking for a while now to have a few days every month we try community maps mostly to see if the player base shows interest, if the reaction is a positive one and the player base grows big enough a third server will spawn running only vanilla community maps.
Gobo #2 will most likely go down in six or eight months since the server provider was shown to be unstable and useless. I won't renew the subscription with them.
I am also very careful about dividing the player base into multiple servers, since we don't have any e-celebs promoting us.
>>527391929No.
!nominate PL_Phoenix
!rtv
I fucked up, meant to link this one
>>527387871>>527401715
https://youtu.be/6nJYEAcdHHY?t=298
Dang, that's SkyminSlash, she hasn't aged badly at all. No signs of kinetic impact with the wall. Don't let the SkyminSlash stalker see.
i get very upset when i realize that it'll never be 2012 again
Back from playing on Castaway.tf
Managed to land 1st spot in MVP a few time as Pyro
>>527254362 (OP)This is a Chudsty-pilled OP by the way
porky
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>>527405106i too long for the past
trust me im totally healthy about it btw
Huntsman is a higher skill index weapon than rifle and encourages the sniper to not be a pussy faggot and actually frag at midrange
>>527406352It should give +25 HP to counteract no longer being all the way back
>>527406352And other copes huntsman fags tell themselves to justify one shotting every class close range with aim assist.
>seething about the huntsman
>>527406745Huntsman doesn't have aim assist.
me
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I am a Fortified Compound chad anyway.
for me.. it's the crossbow
>>527407419LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvOaUF1Sl5c
>>527409139The whole "the huntsman has a bullshit hitbox" is the greatest instance of mass psychosis ever to envelop the tf2 community since "the baby-faced blaster allows scout to outrun his hitbox" Someone got rekt by the huntsman, invented a fake ass hitbox visualization, and now everyone accepts it as gospel.
>>527409139The arrow is a big projectile of course it's easy to hit people with it.
Lots of Huntscels in here feeling called out about their busted weaponโฆ
>>527406745Have you tried killing the sniper since he's a 125 hp class with no movement options? Or do you just suck an incredible amount?
>>527406559True
>>527410161It's actually rifle fags trying to feel better about being so shit at the game they make soldier players look high IQ in comparison
>but I can get instakilled by a stray arrow from a long range!!!!!!
as opposed to getting instakilled by the regular sniper rifle.....?
>>527409341>>527407419>>527406352It's not a psyop, it has a bigger hitbox than it logically would, especially against smaller classes like Scout.
https://youtu.be/jvOaUF1Sl5c?t=120
>>527388949reminder that aar got cub art of his oc wearing diapers, shit filled diapers, mind you
>>527406352https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2kca0g7Tfg
>>527410627>a projectile follows projectile bounding box rulesYou don't say
>>527382297Summer version of Laughter and this A/D map that seems cozy:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3475789229
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3474212775
>>527401715>The problem we are facing at the moment is the server provider has horrible performance, the machine can't handle more than four players most days.that sucks, you should try to get rid of that server and find a better one
Im currently paying under 5โฌ/month for a VPS in west EU and it runs pretty well even with low specs, its not like TF2 needs a lot
2GB RAM will usally be enough for a single server, 3 to 4GB for running 2 servers on the same machine afaik, i can tell you my provider if you're interested, dont want to shill them randomly
>I am also very careful about dividing the player base into multiple servers, since we don't have any e-celebs promoting us. fair enough. Ever thought about redirecting some of the people during peak hours to server #2 though? or would that be too annoying for players? if out of 24 people, a third or so went to serve #2, it could pick up from there and attract more players as they see people there.
Or maybe have some way to "offer" people to go to the server #2 during peak hours, or have the server show something about joining the server #2 when its full
>>527409341are you retarded
projectiles such as the huntsman arrows use the giant collission box that rockets, needles, grenades, etc use, so giving headshots to a projectile is extremelly problematic
its not made up, if the huntsman actually used the same hitbox than a sniper rifle it would legit reduce the headshot collision box by more than half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvOaUF1Sl5c
>>527413007yeah retard i'm not listening to the dumfucks who keep spreading misinformation and getting innocent weapons nerfed into the ground.
remember "the baby faced blaster allows scout to outrun his hitbox"?
it's the same thing as this. utterly unprovable mass hysteria
>>527414556NTA but I mean you can activate the bounding box display yourself and test it. Thing is, it's a projectile so of course it needs that size like every projectile in the game because otherwise it would be total dogshit to use considering you're trading hitscan for something with travel time and less ammo
>>527414556The BFB myth was propagated based on no proof like Shitsmith randomly throwing it in his stereotype video
Shounic and others like wget actually show how they come to their conclusions
Here, they even prove that the BFB myth was never real
https://youtu.be/0lfYpc5vxXA
Or is this unprovable mass hysteria as well?
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dmeme
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Here's a good one.
>>527420392funny meme
@41 bait used to be believable
>>527423538>actually spams furry scat pornchange the last square and it would be accurate
>>527423642I have never done that though, you're referring to a different poster.
>>527423762What a CRINGE post, man.
>>527423961sure demotranny spammer
>>527424114More demofloyd coming up!
>>527424501lost in the marketplace of ideas award
I love this image so much..
>>527410138According to huntsman users, that took more precision than a hitscan headshot.
>>527425251Nobody said that.
>>527410138>medic standing perfectly still and allowing himself to be headshot wow, sure showed me
https://pastebin.com/ZAWL27RX
more than three thousand tranime pics filtered? during big pride month 2025? and you're having a giraffe? someone call freakin' dotsy
There are undercover Emporium agents everywhere. It could be you. It could be me. It could even be...
gtfo underage shartoddler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99OtULQ5S9c
Yes, it takes more precision to line up a headshot on a moving target with a projectile than to click on their head with a hitscan sniper rifle. I don't understand why this is so hard to comprehend.
>>527425739Yes. He won the battle of the imageboards. He singlehandedly pulverized all the gooners and the oldsissies who are obsessed with anime. The aesthetic revolution of /tf2g/ is complete. Our flag is the hideous AI-generated aspect of a bloated black drunk. We drink urine and eat feces, because that is what us oldKEKS deserve. Glory to NewGods, our masters.
>>527388949>If the "alleged pedophile" part is indeed about AarIsn't it Zesty because he posted that cunny meme on discord?
>>527426183underaged award
homosexual award
gayest spammer on /tf2g/ award
lost in the marketplace of ideas award
>>>527426170>Yes. He won the battle of the imageboards. He singlehandedly pulverized all the gooners and the oldsissies who are obsessed with anime. The aesthetic revolution of /tf2g/ is complete. Our flag is the hideous AI-generated aspect of a bloated black drunk. We drink urine and eat feces, because that is what us oldKEKS deserve. Glory to NewGods, our masters.
>>527425629Fempyro shouldn't be on there, the rest of the mercs aren't on there.
>>527423538fent-eating, counterfeit-peddling, neck-crushing, breath-stealing, pregnant-mugging gem.
The real demofloyd poster is back
>>527426812No hot females were filtered so it's okay :)
>>527412802>Im currently paying under 5โฌ/month for a VPS in west EU and it runs pretty well even with low specs, its not like TF2 needs a lotWhat is the name of the service provider?
>fair enough. Ever thought about redirecting some of the people during peak hours to server #2 though? I thought about it having a third server we could ship people to, when gobo#1 gets filled but even then queues rarely get big enough to send people there, we had some days queues went up to 14 people but those are rare. I want be practical about it and don't see the point of having a server being empty or half empty most days.
I don't know what I could really offer for them to join that hypothetical third server, there is a chance I come up with something good enough. Some days gobo still struggles to fill up even #1 so I don't wanna have a server laying around not being used. For gobo to grow to the point we can fill up multiple servers requires an e-celeb promoting it.
but you have a good point that it could attract more people to join that semi-populated server .
>>527427189You're laughing but this is the type of avatar anti-floyders post here daily
>>527427518im more disgusted than amused.
>>527424959https://files.catbox.moe/1pw596.mp4
>>527426839spams furry scat porn award
loves diaperfur content award
>>527428129I didn't know it was Aar
>>527427376its ionos, check the fine print because they might have changed the conditions since i got my contract
https://www.ionos.com/servers/vps
You can look up other cheap european VPS but this one works pretty well for me, ive also given the TF2 service high priority within the server to make sure its not delayed by anything else running there
>I thought about it having a third server we could ship people to, when gobo#1 gets filled but even then queues rarely get big enough to send people therehow about maps tailored to small player base or to "seeding"? ultiduo (4, up to 6 players) ultitrio ( 6, up to 10 players) and most koth stuff work well with low population servers. 4v4 cups mainly run koth maps (brazil, koth_badlands) and a few wierd small 3cp maps.
Ultiduo and ultitrio are both basically tiny koth maps tailored to 2v2 and 3v3 respectively, you dont have to run the compie whitelist or config to play those
>>527426340At least one user mentioned Aar specifically. Twice.
>>527428348aar should have realised that this is the internet.. once you put something out there, there's a chance that someone might just archive it, in this case, me.
>>527427969ahh muh fenty chofleur
>>527428415How is being a pedo and a transphobe the same thing?
>>527428129that was a falseflag by the porn-addicted anti-floyd brigade, (((You)))
>>527428696Fuck. How did you figure us out?
>>527428696Why do people here think that every post they don't like is from the floyd legion?
this is a longshot but does anyone know the swipez video and time where it's like a fucked up thanos ai-singing to something
>>527429057LOL nevermind exactly as I wrote it, the clip appeared in the video I was watching
and it was kratos not thanos
This is a longshot but does anyone have Menzel1337's videos?
>>527426839>>527428841>>527424959is demofloyd a psyop to promote interracial kekholdry to new 4chan users?
>>527428351>its ionos, check the fine print because they might have changed the conditions since i got my contractGot it thank you, I read about them.
>how about maps tailoredYou made a fair point my man, we use to play a lot of Ultiduo and ultitrio maps back on the old goblin cock server. I will consider it.
>>527429272Yes. The idea is to respond to all pictures of attractive females with black men, thereby linking the two concepts in users' heads. It's not subtle but repetition is an effective tool... we've "educated" a lot of newfriends.
>>527429470You don't even know if they're attractive when they have a mask over they head.
>>527429654The contrast just feels right. Can you gen more?
Pyro birth rates are plummeting! Pyro men's sperm quality is deteriorating! Pyro women are giving themselves up to Blacks en masse to produce ugly mixed species babies. This is genocide! and there's nothing funny about genocide.
Pyro birth rates are plummeting! Pyro men's sperm quality is deteriorating! Pyro women are giving themselves up to Floyd men's en masse to produce ugly mixed species babies. This is genocide! and there's nothing funny about genocide.
>>527430560How do we stop this pandemic???
r/tf2 has better tf2 discussion
when is this guy going to stop replying to himself
>>527430824It's not funny in the slightest and it's been going on so long that it's simply just annoying and tiresome, but
>>527430560 is such a stupid overreaction that it's only going to encourage it to happen even more.
>>527430906when jannies start doing their job
>>527430906Masturbating to little anime girls isn't going to stop the extinction of Japanese people!
>>527431142Then they should also do their job and give a 1 month ban to people who post anime girls outside of Japanese Culture boards.
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>>527431402Cry. Anime girls are tf2 culture
>>527431786So are real women.
>>527431786newfags don't care about board or site culture
trickstab! woo! stabby stabby!
why is the vg archive still down
>>527433293weird I haven't been able to get it to load for days, still wasn't able to, now it works
Reminder FREE HAT!
https://x.com/valvestudioorch/status/1933276608053526862
https://valve.lnk.to/tf2
The soundtrack on vinyl is back in stock! Get yours before it becomes rare again.
>>527434661I would rather have posters for my room than this.
>>527434774It comes with a free poster too! Can you believe it!?!
>>527434661Do you understand what "free" means?
>>527435290I guess I can't make funny references or jokes because some of you are too young (retarded).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCdI3a5QPlg
>>527435742>b-but my referenceExcept I know South Park, references just don't work like that, nigger.
>>527435994Yeah you seem pretty stupid, but hey what can you do!
Do you think we'll ever get new weapons or balance updates again? I'd kill for a way to move at normal speed in, say, soldier disguise when I have escape plan being held or that kinda shit
>>527435670This is an extreme case but topscoring engineer is almost always a red flag because it means the other team is pushing past front lines into sentry territory, people are healing from dispensers instead of medics and they're dying often and having to teleport a lot
>>527436576Another neato update
>>527437123actually 60 of those points were me just sitting at the cart as a heavy
>>527436576Just revert the Vita Saw back to its original glory. Nerf the Loose Cannon and Kunai
>>527437815I honestly think the Kunai is OK since it's on Spy who sucks ass no matter what bullshit they give him and helps justify why you'd pick the sneaky man of negative KDR over Sniper.
That said, fuck diamondback. Nerf that retarded shit and buff Ambassador to either have a max range but no damage falloff, or no max range but damage falloff, as it stands that gun is fucking ass that is worse in almost every situation to stock save for very very niche breakpoint scenarios
>leaving a match early because your opponents are noobs and you need a harder challenge
>>527436576>there will never be a final comi-->there will never be a bot genoci--->there will never be any QoL fixe-->there will never be a major upda--Valve will return, the night is always darkest before the dawn, but the dawn is coming. Joshie and Eric Smith won't let you down.
>>527437356why the fuck did they even do that to begin with
some faggot put earthbound music over his frag video and reddit lost their fucking minds
>>527439854because """technical""" pyro attracts the same type of people as smash bros
>>527440681Stop replying to yourself!
>>527439335Hope so honestly. This is still the game that blows other multi-player shooters out of the water to me and the fact I'm saying that after all the shit times with bots, bugs, and baffling balance changes should attest just how great the core of the game is
Accidentally clicked on sort backpack
>noob trap classes
Pyro
engineer
spy
arguably heavy
>>527313381This is proof that your average poster here doesn't play the game and is suffering from cognitive dissonance
>>527434661Thanks for the reminder anon. Almost forgot and wouldve hated myself for missing it again.
>>527313381anonymous boards arent the best place of discussion because people can falseflag, pretend to be several people, troll or dox with no consequences, etc
>>527441643I like being Engineer, and I'm good at the game.
>>527313381the trvke so radioactive demofloyd is still crying and shitting his pants about it 1 day later
>>527441643yes, and I honestly don't get why Spy is such a noob trap
Pyro, Heavy, and Engineer are all pretty easy, so it makes sense. They do have some skill expression like airblast, sentry jumping and whatnot, but their basic gameplay is simple
But Spy is arguably the class with the highest skill floor, yet noobs can't stop picking him
>>527442282Spy offers a unique gameplay experience that doesn't exist in other games.
>>527259746Counter-Strike doesn't really get new players in NA, Valorant is more active in NA. Counter-Strike is only active in EU.
>>527442282He's really cool at a glance. Suit, revolver, butterfly knife, total invisibility, he really stands out compared to stealth characters in other titles. I can get why he'd interest newer players
>>527442282>don't get why Spy is such a noob trapany ne who knows the very basics of cloaking and backstabbing can uncloak behind a bunch of F2Ps, click on their backs and feel like they're amazing at the game. But spy becomes near useless around good players, specially permaspy, once it doesnt come as a surprise to anyone
>>527441643At least if they're playing Engineer, the sentry lets them contribute to the team without high amounts of skill. Pyro/Heavy is another body at the front lines the enemy has to get through. Spy in the hands of a new player is dead weight at best and free heads for a Demoknight at worst.
>>527441643>>527442730Heavy isn't a noob trap under this definition because everyone struggles to kill a well-positioned Heavy, especially with the Fists of Steel
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>>527442996a bad heavy can just run into dozens of enemies like an idiot, or go in alone without buffs, etc
Heavy relies on good positioning, teamplay, and some gamesense, because if hes caught out of position he has no means of getting out as hes the slowest class in the game
Its still a noob friendly class but probably not as much as the others i mentioned
>>527434661>>527442720kinda ugly looking hat desu
looks like the hat is less expensive than the CD as well. i don't have anything to even play CDs lol
https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Genuine%20Audio%20File
mfw i check my bf's steam profile and see no mge medals in his inventory
>>527442282Trickstabbing doesn't take skill, just luck.
>>527442996A heavy is 100% a noob trap because you won't know good positions initially on maps and the 3 snipers and 2 spies on the enemy team are going to make you miserable
>>527443101Why is it a gif?
>>527443636Sounds like cope from somebody that got understabbed
>>527443312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>527444303Posting funny TF2 memes isn't a case of mental sickness.
>>527444467That's true, but those memes are not funny. They lost in the marketplace of ideas.
You're not white if you don't have the pass time beta medal
>when will DF poster stop spamming ugh people should only be allowed to post underage anime gacha child pussy in the tf2 general so i can masturbate for the third time today
>>527444541imagine fempyro sitting on your face like that
>>527439854I think you skipped over the part where he "died from an uncurable illness"
It was added because everybody thought he died, not just because he made frag videos
You will NOT BELIEVE who i found queueing for competitive TF2
>>527446593Last time he got banned and IP wiped his samefag posts calling it funny got wiped too. He's literally the only retard who thinks it's funny because he's the one spamming it
But I find it funny too... :'(
is faking your death aryan
>>527447246shut up sketchcheck
>>527447093I'm not the original demofloyd poster, I just post it because I think it's funny.
>>527447621Yet you have the same exact mannerisms and the same autism of spamming it, trying to shove it in the OP, etc. Curious!
Even if you're not him you're emulating him to a T and you're still the only faggot posting here who thinks your garbage spam is funny. Cut the shit like you said you would the last time you got banned.
>>527447810>trying to shove it in the OPI have never done that before.
Was the reduced Teleporter cost a good change or a bad change?
>>527447916lmao you're a bad liar
>>527448110I have made simpsons threads before but never a demofloyd one.
>>527447810quit engaging with this retard. it's obviously demofloyd samefagging and failing miserably
>>527448481repeat: you're a bad liar
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/524926341/
>no that wasn't me even doe we can see your samefag posts get IP wiped every time
>>527448925I just can't believe he thinks we're stupid enough to believe the retard spamming the OP and complaining about anime/porn from a year ago was a different retard spamming the OP and complaining about anime/porn
>>527448957That wasn't me.
man you schizos are insufferable
All DF does is post the same 5 pictures over and over again. It's easily filterable. The only reason he even gets banned is he uses slurs
now anytime someone posts saying they think demofloyd is funny (it's objectively hilarious), the thread just gets spammed with schizos for 50-100 posts and the thread becomes unreadable
shut the fuck up you underage samefagging cretin
>>527449795>(it's objectively hilarious)you were dropped on your head as a child
>>527449795>Filtering TF2 related posts
>>527450162tell this to this guy filtering fempyro and fempyro adjacent memes
>>527425629
>>527450015This image is objectively hilarious. even fucking redditers agree it was created there
>>527450162i don't filter anything other than eceleb talk
>>527450329this image would be funnier if you added the manntreads kill icon in the top right corner
>>527449795he gets banned because he (you) spams and shits up our thread
eagerly awaiting your next ban
>>527450229I already told him to remove fempyro like twice now.
the demofloyd cries out in pain as he filters your post
>>527451131me when I take 2 seconds changing an image he already filtered so he has to filter it again
>>527451131You know if anyone actually used filters this wouldn't be a problem.
>>527447921Good imo
t. played since 2009
>>527451131I don't filter anything.
Wonder how many people with the Gentle Manne's Service Medal still play
>>527452027Probably a fair amount because it's tradable and a lot of people sold theirs.
>>527452104Ah, forgot it was tradable, thought i had a piece of history on my soldier
>>527454494df is gone and there's no reason to post here anymore
>>527454494because you're here
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I am trying to do a little something
which one looks better
neither isn't an option
>>527454494Sharty niggers killed it
>>527455183if the knives are supposed to be coming from spy, then left
if spy is the target of the knives, then right
both have very different implications
>waiting over 10 minutes for a slot on zesty's server
but I thought zesty's server was le bad for disabling le precious vaccinator
>>527449795dude it's not funny to make fun of one of the biggest tragedies in US history, and it's ESPECIALLY not funny to mock the neurodivergent folx who get mad at you for such a terrible joke. Yikes.
hehehe do you guys remember this?
Valve really did the funniest shit possible
>go on a 2fort 24/7 server
>its a bunch of millennials using the voice chat as their discord server
>saying they want to go protest the ice
>>527455470How was it a tragedy?
>>527455273well which one looks better as a wallpaper? I am trying to do this for every class
and you can be honest here, does it look half decent?
>>527456140died without a footjob
>>527456509left would look better if you're just asking which one looks cooler
yeah it looks okay, if you were going to turn it into a wallpaper I'd move the knives further away from spy but still pointing in the same direction to fill more of the negative space
>>527452027I sold the one I got, but I still play.
2007 vet, I also post DF.
>>527457015post merc badge
demolloyd poster (me)
2007 merc badge, cheaters lament, gentle Mann service medal, troonjak objector
pedophiles (((You)))
2019 merc badge, loaded diapers, 7 key all-class unusual, 'the joke is porn'-tier cunny objector
>2007 merc badge
such a thing does not exist, newfag. that was the litmus test and you failed, not big soup rice
>>527454494we are playing the TF2 Classic pugs
https://discord.com/invite/Z7QRYGt8Yn
>>527457456loded diper chads won tho
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Thoughts on this fit?
>>527460383How about not using a slop hat.
>>527460634I think it looks neat, yellow goes well with both red and blue
Why is it slop?
>>527460383cosmetics are gay, stop playing dress up, real men care about FRAGGING not FAGGING
>>527455183>Sharty niggers killed itI said this would happen years ago
>>527377046>>527377183>>527461787why dont you guys stop gooning and find yourselves a gf
>>527457456>demofloyd poster (you)lives with his mom, has no job, has no life, larps as an oldfag, spends all his time spamming the same shit on a new mexican hat trading forum for a year desperate for attention while ban evading when he gets banned
>tf2g (us)rightfully rejects the desperate no life autist from our marketplace of ideas
>>527462003i don't want to waste $300 a month on a girl
what channels do you guys recommend for tips on how to get better at TF2
>>527462047>wasteits only a waste if you get nothing out of it
low I.Q. gardener users have 0 appreciation for their own class so they have to leap around the map like nincompoops and feed pointlessly over and over to try and enjoy themselves. the tf2 equivalent of watching tiktokers explain books and movies bc u dont have the attention span for them yourself.
>>527462237it's not worth it for pussy
>>527462003cuz the amount of women who share even a portion of my interests/hobbies are extremely rare and I don't want my life's goal to be finding a girlfriend lmao
>then just get a gf you have nothing in common with!!1 :)))been there done that, boring as hell
>>527462668>cuz the amount of women who share even a portion of my interests/hobbies are extremely rareyou dont need a woman to share all your interests, if you wanted that you would just date a man with aspergers
https://www.twitch.tv/b4nny/clip/AverageCalmCheddarLitFam-8GEZgmwMiZhg6L9j
b6nny...
>>527460716because you can use a cosmetic that actually fits the character and not an all-class le funny hat
>>527462237>tips on how to get better at TF2mrslin for medic
wild_rumpus for everything else
b4nny for some specifics about positioning, gamesense, etc
Going to buy one more unusual hat and then I'm done. Should completely satisfy me until this game is finally done. I ended up cracking and picked some up because I'm overcompensating for missing the crate depression
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>>527454494pedophiles killed it
>>527460383Donโt listen to those joyless fags. Itโs fine. The hat is cute. The only problem is that it distracts too much from the rest and sticks out. Maybe a more prominent yellow or brown tone somewhere. More towards the middle ideally.
>>527464632>A pre-release rejected comic looks more serious than post-release comicslophttps://www.artstation.com/artwork/Zebe98
>Going to buy one more unusual hat and then I'm done. Should completely satisfy me until this game is finally done. I ended up cracking and picked some up because I'm overcompensating for missing the crate depression
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>>527455183I dont know if the dead ringers make it look better but I like them
>>527460383Just wear the hat.
>>527462784>if you wanted that you would just date a man with aspergersno sam hyde i in fact do not, it is incredibly boring to hang around someone you share nothing in common with, even if you are having sex. you'd know this if you at least tested it out in high school and weren't a turbo virgin
>>527465517as I said before it looks better with the knives pointing away from spy. this implies spy is going to stab himself
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>>527466009I don't know
I think the default knife renders are making it look weird
>>527465972man, you can enjoy people without having the exact same hobbies
maybe you enjoy cooking or gardening or something else to the slightest degree and can bond over that, idk, music or whatever?
people marry other people who dont share their exact hobbies all the time
>>527466320that looks way better tho
>people like playing scout even if they suck
>valve kept adding busted weapons and buffing already OP ones because the macro stats show that people die a lot
>meanwhile those weapons are insanely OP when a good scout uses them
this is why we need trickle-down balance. Scout's fun to play even if you suck because he's fast and thats exhilirating, so tons of newbies are gonna miss most of their shots or die instantly after using critacola but that doesnt mean the class is weak. But if you balance off macro statistics that would be your takeaway...
>>527466714If Fighting is sure to result in fentanyl, then you must fight! Floyd Tzu said that. And i'd say he knows a little more about fentanyl than YOU do pal!
>replying to himself again
>>527467070im not the floydposter but might aswell shitpost instead of just whine all day idk, at least it might be humorous instead of shitting up the thread even more
>im not the floydposter
uh huh sure
>>527466367>people marry other people who dont share their exact hobbies all the timegood for them, but not interested. again i have pretty much no desire to hang with people i can't relate to, let alone date people and force a connection. maybe in a few years when i'm less busy i'll get desperate and give it a shot, but rn too busy with work and my side hobbies so i cba
>>527429915is this supposed to be med's wife, cause that's funny if it is lol
would anyone trade me cs2 items for my tf2 items
>>527468416just trade your cs2 items for cs2 keys, and then trade the cs2 keys for tf2 keys/items.
>>527468790he wants cs2 items for tf2 items
>>527468863just flip what i said tf2 items for tf2 keys, and then trade tf2 keys for cs2 keys/items.
>>527468863just trade your tf2 items for tf2 keys, and then trade the tf2 keys for cs2 keys/items.
Time to do a surveyposting because why the fuck not
Your most played classes
Your PC specs and mouse/mouse settings
Alright. Bought a disco beat down team captain to slap on my _heavy_. Wanted to get the roboactive tc but traderfags are faggots. Should be fine now unless I do something stupid
>>527468790that would make me lose 15% like 3 times
>>527469639scout soldier spy 0.7 sens 800 dpi
>>527469639Sniper (exclusively on 300 ping servers with the machina bodyshots only for like the past 200 hours)
I am poor my pc sucks
razer something v3 idk
800 dpi
>>527468416only if I massively profit
>>527470419that's fine with me i'd rather someone hot get the 30% i'd lose to valve
>>527470191https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBj43UaqJ3A
>>527468416what do you have?
>>527470491shut it shiny Charizard
>solarlight opening TF2 at 3AM
wtf, does this guy not sleep
>>527470618pro ks strange original
>>527471062I'll trade you a P90|Sandstorm (field tested) skin for it
>>527471062way out of my budget
>>527469924No, it wouldn't because TF2 keys are a currency that equals in value to CS2 Keys.
Unless you're selling it to pedos over at scrap.tf, then yeah u will lose with middlemen
>>527470943>18,003 hours played and counting
>>527471701cs2 keys don't exist, dork
>>527472534they do just not for containers, and second that anon can figure out how to change money without losing it instead of being a retard and asking to be spoonfed
>>527473045>second that anon can figure out how to change money without losing it instead of being a retard and asking to be spoonfedyou literally can't
>>527472026>this is the community's best figurehead to combat the zesterbleh
guys is the yeti taunt OP?
>>527473086I did tho, translate your tf2 items to the universal tf2 currency (keys) and then go from there... If you can't figure out what to do from there then, how about you just give me ur tf2 items ill take a 10% cut instead of 15% you'd lose selling to troonies over at backpack.
>>527471062I have like $250 worth of cs2 skins but that's it.
>>527473534>he doesn't know how to yeti cancel ngmi
>>527469762scouts not that tall
haven't played since 2017, how are things going? are you guys having fun in 2025?
>>527475032Same old, same old.
>>527475032there's more community servers now thankfully
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@6152
Spah's plappin my sentry!
>>527474261you said this last time as well. im not yeti cancelling when my primary goal is to flex
i need them to see the yeti in the kill cam
I smoke crits
You smoke fent
>>527475790>mobile screenshotreplying to yourself on your phone is still replying to yourself
>>527425629include filtering jaks to that list too or i'm not using it, faggot
>>527475032Still going great bro
As long as there's Sniper, it'll always be
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>based mods
I remember seeing someone sprayed this picture of a rabbit crying over a cracked egg in Castaway.tf
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>based mods
guys someone gz me. I did the best I've ever done in a nc/am scrim
She sticky on my bomb till I launcher.
>>527477343nc/am highlander scrim*
>>527475790tfw i made like two demofloyd edits and other anons started doing it... demofloyd won...
>>527477712won by getting banned and posts deleted constantly while the rest of the thread humiliates and derides you? that's not winning son, that's a big fat L
>>527477712the marketplace of ideas has rejected you. just hang it up lil bro
>>527476561and none of them are me!
>>527477930He won by making you think that every post you don't like is him.
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>muh marketplace of ideas
Hi guys whatโs going on
reminder that we literally polled who was more annoying and it was demofloyd (even though he said he voted for himself lol sure you did) and it was demofloyd who started posting furry scat porn because he had a melty
constant string of Ls
>>527478005he said that he would the last time he was banned... he must have a humiliation fetish to keep it up still
reminder to do the needful on the floudautist's posts, he gets banned regularly
>>527477930>this broken over a memeyeah won
>>527478005let him keep seething
lol this guy thinks me using the term "Marketplace of ideas", coined by Oliver Wendell Holmes (who was a straight, White American man) makes me "trans"
stay in school kid
>>527478897he has truly lost in our marketplace of ideas
>>527478897who cares thats not tf2, stop getting upset about demoman memes already sister
marketgardener of (voice) b4nny: idiots!
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>reminder that we literally polled who was more annoying and it was demofloyd (even though he said he voted for himself lol sure you did) and it was demofloyd who started posting furry scat porn because he had a melty
>constant string of Ls
>>527478510I never saw that poll, when was that?
TF2 memes are so funny when u dont got a bitch yappin in your ear saying otherwise...
>reminder to do the needful on the floudautist's posts, he gets banned regularly
>>527478818>>527478967a meme by definition requires a memetic spread of ideas, demofloyd has never once spread from its originating source (the same anon) in an entire year therefore making it not a meme
guys there are at least 5x as many posts talking about DF than images of DF that was posted today
stop talking about it and start talking about the game by posting webms
>>527479274 Upvoted good sir, you truly dismantled that man for finding humor in something that is quite simply not humorous!
*tips hat*
>lol this guy thinks me using the term "Marketplace of ideas", coined by Oliver Wendell Holmes (who was a straight, White American man) makes me "trans"
>stay in school kid
>>527479169it was the floydschizo's own poll several months ago, he thought everyone was on his side but he lost (one anon said he misvoted so it should've also been 10 to 3)
>>527479451tfw i voted for demofloyd before the fempyro schizo showed how much of a porn addict he was.... If i could i'd go back and change my vote.
>>>527478818>>>527478967>a meme by definition requires a memetic spread of ideas, demofloyd has never once spread from its originating source (the same anon) in an entire year therefore making it not a meme
>>527479517nice try faggot you can't make up shit like 8 months after the fact
>>527479575i'm genuinely serious. Also chill on being so accusatory it makes you look guilty and pathetic.
>it was the floydschizo's own poll several months ago, he thought everyone was on his side but he lost (one anon said he misvoted so it should've also been 10 to 3)
On the first day of Smissmas I saw on /tf2g/
Demofloyd hanging from a tree...
>>527479645the poll was literally in response to the fempyro porn that was already being posted, trying to pretend after the fact that "you didn't know" is you making up shit and I bet you didn't even vote in the poll
heh i have posted your post but with a meme arrow in front AND depicted you using my vast collection of soijaks, making me the victor
>>527479761I was there, I don't care about the fempyro posts but for the past several months the guy has been spamming and samefagging. I would go back in time and change my vote. Hope you get over yourself someday man.
>nice try faggot you can't make up shit like 8 months after the fact
>>527479405nta but there's nothing trans about that statement
>>527479852interesting how you single out the non-existent singular fempyro poster but not the singular floyd poster who spams 50x as much and is 500x as hated... curious!
>>527478897so... are you trans?
>>527469639engineer
140 cm/360
>>527479942Yeah you too pal
>>527479575>8 monthsHeโs been doing this here that long? Lmao
>heh i have posted your post but with a meme arrow in front AND depicted you using my vast collection of soijaks, making me the victor
>>527479937lol that scout ragdoll at like 7 seconds
what map is this?
>>527480017it's actually been almost a year, he showed up last july and had a meltdown when people complained about him shoving demofloyd in the OP 5 threads in a row
everyone left and made another thread and he has literally been spamming DF out of spite ever since
I love how alive this place became because of demofloyd, kind of think it won in the marketplace.tf of ideas.
>>527479517The fempyro posters aren't even the problem.
I gotta say the demofloyd faggot has been significantly more active since summer began.
Could he be an underage?
>>527480107bruhhhhh demofloyd mentally creampied this general LOL
>>527480167almost certainly
>>527479726Racism is bad.
>>527480191I mean impregnated their minds probably, creampied is too vulgar man lol i just find the meme and these people funny
demofloyd lost in the marketplace of ideas because he's universally reviled by the natives of /tf2g/. He is an illegal immigrant and ought to be deported.
>it's actually been almost a year, he showed up last july and had a meltdown when people complained about him shoving demofloyd in the OP 5 threads in a row
>everyone left and made another thread and he has literally been spamming DF out of spite ever since
What should the next OP be?
>>527480380Demolitions man Floyd
Are all generals like this? Do they also have their โdemofloydsโ?
>>527480458yes, every general comes with a state mandated neet schizo who shits up the thread just like this
some are worse than others
/vg/ was a mistake
>>527480458Many generals have their resident lolcows but ours is particularly bad.
>>527480458Vidyafloydbutts
Tekkenfloyd
Floydsensei
FightingFloyd
League of Floyds
>>527480458Oh yes, I am a /tv/ regular and there is one that is much more kino.
>>527480458I mean, he's welcome here in my books; Genuinely it beats the lolispam.
This should be the next OP.
>demofloyd lost in the marketplace of ideas because he's universally reviled by the natives of /tf2g/. He is an illegal immigrant and ought to be deported.
>>527480380ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>527480380ideally something completely related to Sniper
Next op image pls
thank you
>>527480832>the joke? porn. porn and loli is the joke. haha
>>527480825The loli spammers actually discuss tf2, I have never witnessed you, (demofloyd), discuss anything about the gameplay of team fortress 2. I don't even think you've installed the game, all you do here is spam your gay little meme and post your whoa jacks to spam the thread and lower the quality of team fortress 2 discussion.
>>527481025His twink death is so sad..
>>527481145that's not Sam bro...
>>527481091I'm not the demofloyd poster, and that lolispammer (you) straight up talks like a redditor. Please keep those "discussions" to yourself. thanks.
demofloyd not beating the "hasn't actually played tf2" allegations.
If you want to win in the marketplace of ideas, post a webm of your gameplay.
>>527481198He reminds me of a guy called Asher, a poster on /tv/ that has the most reddit normie takes of all time.
>The loli spammers actually discuss tf2, I have never witnessed you, (demofloyd), discuss anything about the gameplay of team fortress 2. I don't even think you've installed the game, all you do here is spam your gay little meme and post your whoa jacks to spam the thread and lower the quality of team fortress 2 discussion.
>>527481314It's fucking insane, the loliposter doesn't understand what makes him so unlikeable; it's the idea that he thinks he is smart, but is genuinely retarded.
>>527481025>>527481262it's father's day retards it should be father's day edition
The children yearned for pl_minepit
Demofloyd poster, why don't you post a webm of yourself playing tf2?
>The loli spammers actually discuss tf2, I have never witnessed you, (demofloyd), discuss anything about the gameplay of team fortress 2. I don't even think you've installed the game, all you do here is spam your gay little meme and post your whoa jรขcks to spam the thread and lower the quality of team fortress 2 discussion.
>>527480380Hopefully a better gacha next time lile zzz
>>527481373He probably uses an AI to make his posts TF2 related anyway, he is just an attention whore that wants people talking about his images.
>>527481091The loli spammers "discuss" tf2 by posting lust provoking image and irrelevant time-wasting question like "should scout be removed from tf2?" while everyone replies with some variant of that dead over posted unfunny "Uohhhhhhhhh crying emoji" meme but that's still better than demoschizo
>>527481505Fempyro posters posted frag clips and it was embarassing, It shouldn't be too hard to beat!
>>527481424Not here tho
But this one is good for father's day
Lol look at this samefag replying to me for it to be an anime girl thread, I have got the next thread ready already and will be posting it after this.
>>527481145Sam is hotter now. Men don't hit the wall.
>The loli spammers actually discuss tf2, I have never witnessed you, (demofloyd), discuss anything about the gameplay of team fortress 2. I don't even think you've installed the game, all you do here is spam your gay little meme and post your whoa jรฅcks to spam the thread and lower the quality of team fortress 2 discussion.
>>527481583>but that's still better than demoschizothis but unironically
>>527481708>Sam is hotter now.If you are blind yes.
>Men don't hit the wall.Incorrect.
>>527481783I wasn't being ironic
medic
md5: 2c5f55d83ee4406d33ae13c313385e47
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>>527481690you sound unwell...
>>527480458trust me, it's even worse in other popular generals
>The loli spammers "discuss" tf2 by posting lust provoking image and irrelevant time-wasting question like "should scout be removed from tf2?" while everyone replies with some variant of that dead over posted unfunny "Uohhhhhhhhh crying emoji" meme but that's still better than demoschizo
he seems to be unusually perturbed today. could it be because tomorrow is father's day, and he has no father figure in his life?
honestly, i just feel bad for the shartoddler
>>527480458we wouldn't of had to deal with them if we just stood on altchan
TF2 is so fun, it's kind of a shame that even the tf2tube sphere is sort of dying, as well as workshop.
Really we should discuss how people like Zesty, and groups like the Emporium are basically leeches sucking the last bit of life outta this game.
>>527482169MOVE THAT GEAR UP!
>>527482169Early spammed garbage. Fuck off.
Here's a REAL thread
>>527482208>>527482208>>527482208
>>527482225>Nappy poo attack threadKill Yoself
>>527482326bro's mad over an actual comic screencap
>>527482225thank you laborer
>>527482225you're also early??
747 posts rn
>>527482442oh my god fuck off
>>527482456Why is the post count going down?
>>527482548scroll up and take a wild guess
>>527482548mod woke up and finally banned the 'jak spammer
AUGH! cart is not MOVING!
>>527483052guh findom me pls
>>527483094pick up that can
>>527484368voice (me): thanks!
team fortress 2 shuts down on...
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