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>>527218249>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/
>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/
>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol
/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
I want to fuck poppy but also be dommed by her
new day, new me, new tierlist
SHUT UP BOODRUM ITS SUMMER TIME DONT MAKE ME COMMISSION ELISE EATING A LISSANDRA ICE POP.
Just look how hot she is from the summer sun :(
yordle females have sex with human men
i wanna be gragas
>>527283590can you add gragas
played against a varus and I could tell that he mogged my varus gameplay by a mile
nothing I could do. he walked over me in lane still won tho
>>527283850gragas sleeps naked
>>527283590>Yuumi, Naafiri N/Aare you implying cats and dogs don't sleep?
>>527284482People jerk off to this text, crazy
>$20 skins in MMOs light up half your screen with effects
>$500 skin in League looks the same as any of them that cost $15
>Except it has a signature vandalizing the art
>A signature that you don't even see because the loading screen takes 10 seconds or people are tabbed out because it's taking too long
Even if you're desperate to throw money at the game these packages are legitimately the lowest value in gaming. It makes PoE's $500 packages look like a steal.
>nigga smolder
nigga smolder
>>527284549Yeah ha ha.. who would do that.. probably some pathetic simp loser..
meow https://twitch.tv/miximumdennis
>>527284434you literally have a separate tier for those who don't sleep you heckin dumbass, animals just cannot be categorized
>>527284802wtf is that monster thing on the left WTF AHRI LOOK OUT THERE'S AM ONSTER RIGHBT ESIDES YOU AHRIIIII
Stay positive here, daily affirmations there. I'll kill myself.
>>527284935It's her tails anon..
Sona skin where the more you pay the bigger her tits and ass are.
>>527284482>>527284802>>527285145>>527285396You know, as an Ahri main, I'm actually so glad I bought this skin. I have big FOMO issues and if I missed out on this skin for my literal main I think I would have quit the game and regretted it forever.
>>527284836good luck dennis
Reminder that Lissandra is cool.
>>527285614I need Lissandra it's too hot here
>>527284482new version just dropped
>>527284795Based based based based.
>>527282971I 100% saving this one lmao.
>>527285718I know that feel all too well, fren. Winter-chan can't come back soon enough.
>>527285828Hot. I don't play Kai'Sa otherwise I would have bought it.
i like prestige kda kai'sa more
>>527285938it's hideous and tells everyone within a 3 light year radius that you're stacking plasma on a target which is pretty bad
>>527284795WHOA! A NIGGA SMOLDER!
KaiSa
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I prefer standard K/DA Kai'Sa
>player starts flaming other players in chat
>report and check all the boxes
>3 days later
>WE HAVE ISSUED A PENALTY TO FLAMING#CHEETOS FOR AFK
>check op gg he ragequit an hour ago after going 0/6/0 with mundo
uh are the reports affecting all games instead of the one were the report was issued?
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>>527286241patrician taste
Why did you guys pick your main
>>527286672because she is purple and purple always means powerful or psionic which happens to be synonymous with the former more often than not
>>527286672I can think of one big reason
/lolg/ which stage of trannyvoice are you at
>>527286824Built for role reversal intant loss and enslavement
>>527286672because singed funny
>>527285541I'd go bankrupt
>>527286983I've terminal hitler voice
>>527286672I just play whatever I feel like playing.
My main is just the one I feel like playing more than any others.
I dislike not being able to look up teammates in champ select anymore because the amount of games I get into where 2+ people are off-role is astonishing. A game isn't more lost when your jungle and support have a mental boom on their main role and decide to queue something else to "prove how easy these shitroles are"
>>527286672adc
miss fortune has big boobs.
jinx is sexy.
kai'sa has a big ass.
mid
ahri is a hot asian fox girl.
lux is a sexy blonde.
akali is a hot asian girl.
>>527287727Very ironic; just as I was typing my post, too.
The other team also has 2 people completely off-role (not just their secondary role, on something they don't play at all). How does the matchmaking figure that this is a fun and enjoyable match to play when almost half of the players are just winging it, reducing the quality of the games
>waaa waa partake in a mediocre fetish with me waaa waaaa, i'm broke or something waa waaa
OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>527287969Aum. I am that I am. You mock this one at your own risk.
>>527289307never PUSH PUSH PUSH XDD
>>527289307something something durability patch something something nerf tank things over time something something tahm kench still not benched
>>527284482>>527285828this is where the future economy is probably headed. women on onlyfans selling sexual fantasy. men creating virtual women to sell sexual fantasy.
>>527283168 (OP)>Spirit blossom ahry was released 5 years agoHaha. . .no way, it was only a few months ago?
What league girls would you enslave?
>>527290125illaoi. she's a workhorse. an ox of a woman that can do all kinds of manual labor
>>52728789013 deaths in 25 minutes on vs a champ he hard counters and the thresh, admittedly good at playing the champion, couldn't play the laning phase for shit so the match was just over. 3 losing roles due to 2 people being autofilled and/or queueing up a load of bullshit. Very fun to play
>>527289797More and more people overall have less sex and less kids despite the hypersexualization, they can daydream about sex all they want, the truth is quite different, fantasy is cheap and no amount of it will make these people any less lonely
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ebin
>>527290125Sona
Mf
Irelia
Karma
Qiqi
Syndra
rotating game modes? FUN
ranked skinner box summoner rift? GOOK SLAVERY
random hextech chests keep giving me skins I want and I don't have to pay a cent for it. Feels good.
>>527286672Actually for me it's more like I started playing the game BECAUSE of my main.
My gf at the time had been trying to get me to play for a while but I was a shooter guy. Eventually I got bored and she was showing me champions and I stopped at Elise because I've always loved spiders. Varus was cool to me then too until they made him double gay.
>>527290761don't let riot see this post
>>527290761SAR! SAAAAAR!! DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEEEEM!
>>527290761>HE FUCKING REDEEMED SIR
>>527286672simply, he felt rewarding
back when I first started playing I made up this policy to pick a random champ on free-ro every week and spam them till I got a feel for it (despite not even knowing the basic of the game at all yet even kek). velkoz happened to be my random pick of the week once. "the fuck is this purple spaghetti monster?" I thought curiously. like always, I shat the bed with the new champ quite a few games- I'm talking full curbstomped, faceplant shit eating the pavement stomped. but with my arbitraty policy in place I stuck to my guns despite the frustration
then it happened. I got my first solo kill. wow, that was so satisfying! it felt like I genuinely outplayed my laner with a perfectly fair and straightforward and honest champ. that was pretty fun! it felt rewarding and satisfying. so even after the trial week ended I found myself locking him a couple more times rather than moving onto the next free-ro champ. I started falling in love his his kit. his design. his voicelines. everything about him was so fucking cool- a flying spaghetti monster alien that is quite curious and intellectual and deals true damage. he became my favorite mage. I've been there with him through thick or thin ever since
I have a lot of respect for him and velkoz players and it's always nice to see one be it on my team or even the enemy's. I'm truly so fucking fond of my boi
i haven't played since 2013
is it fun now?
>>527286672I play whats usually fun to play at the moment
>>527289307Why should they? Hes not even strong.
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>>527286672fucky fucky
but in order
>teemoI like being cancer as fuck
>hecarimI learned how to jungle and running people down with him back then was awesome
>eliseLike hecarim but she had a lot of cool outplay potential, I was really good at elise
>poppyGot tired of jungling sorta and went back to the toplane, she's cute and she has awesome gameplay, ranged passive, Q good damage, E stuns on inattentive people, the W cucking 90% of the roster (kinocancer), same reason I played a lot of taliyah but I wouldn't call taliyah a main because I stopped playing league shortly after
>>527291293not at all
>>527291275that's nice and all but this image is making me think certain thoughts about the champion
>>527291275my kindred spirit
>>527291275freak ass nigga image
>>527286672because hes literally me irl
>>527291275>imagebased monsterfucker
>>527291275You're the most wholesome poster on this entire website
>>527291275all this but 90% of people dodge his whole kit on reaction (sad)
>>527286672>>527286672cuz i like sneaky and when you kite well and sidestep the shoot bastard junglers down to hell it feels nice.
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Would /lolg/ be able to complete a full marathon race?
>>527286672I wish I had a main but have none.
>>527292175velkoz the champion is a he.
and i REALLY want to fuck him
>>527292212if you gave me a full day maybe
>ADC mindbreaks dantes so hard he goes back to jungle with 1/6 of the viewers he got playing adc
Why does this role break every non-adc main that tries it? Caedrel quit because he mentally couldn't handle it and was dropping to emerald in the same season he got challenger on jungle and mid.
>>527286672When I first began playing LoL, my eyes came upon a certain champion. She stood out from the others. Her complexion looked smooth to the touch. Her beautiful long black hair entranced me. Her rose red lips enticed me. I couldn't help but stare.
Every night before I logged off, I would look at her splash art as I drifted off to sleep. Then I would dream. I dreamt about her in her skin-tight suit, gripping her crossbow with dominance, yet with a certain femininity.
"Impure Fools" She would whisper in my ear as she sensually wraps those red lips around them. She coyly slid off her cape and reveals her pale shoulder. "In the dark all is laid bare". I shudder in anticipation of the FInal Hour, but then light fills the room, and I am greeted by the sun. It was only a dream and nothing more. I realize the bitter truth. My existence and hers will never coincide by the laws of the universe, and so I spend my days in torment. I locked myself in my room and began playing League 14 hours every day. One Vayne game after the next. Anything just to see the way she tumbles and crits oh so lasciviously. But it is only when I am asleep that I could truly be with her, and I await my FInal Hour to finally be together.
>>527292414woops. i walked into this one. go ahead and just chop my head off
>>527292438because you have to be a low iq glue sniffer retard to play that role in s15
also, it's a bad idea to start playing a role out of spite and with strong convictions about it out of the gate
reminder that nemesis and caedrel agree that graves is not a champion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT3Fhmdjln8&t=195s
>>527286672>PoppyI want to fuck her. So I tried her and found her fun
>BriarI want to fuck her. So I tried her and found her fun
>AnnieI want to fuck her. So I tried her and found her fun
>VexI want to fuck her. So I tried her and found her fun
>TristanaI want to fuck her. So I tried her and found her fun
This doesn't always happen. There are champs like Lulu and Zoe that I want to fuck but I don't find their kits particularly enjoyable (but I've been coming around to enjoying Lulu a bit recently), or just champs that I want to fuck but I really don't enjoy their kits, like Qiyana
Here's your top .001% challenger jungler extremely skilled player very good at the game bro
>>527292438adc is the most difficult and elo deflated role in the game. even silver ADCs are better at dodging skillshots than emerald tank/bruiser players who are never forced to learn because they dont die in 0.5 seconds if they get hit by stuff.
>>527293324lolg said hes just ragebaiting tho
>>527291275I love this autistic fujo like you wouldnt believe
>>527293470>lolg is one person
>>527293470we did not say that
>>527293470Right. It's just a 400 game joke. Junglers aren't ACTUALLY so inflated that their true skill level isn't emerald and below even when they're challengers.
>>527292940you know that one vel/kass comic?
me as kassadin
adc = elo potion (with duoQ)
>>527294057try as you might, you cant outweigh 3 off-role players on your team
top = elo potion (with jgl duo)
>>527294205this is technically complete sfw and wholesome but somehow very offputting
>>527286672Veigar got me into the game and i love evil sorcerers. Malzahar is my 2nd for similar reasons.
>zoophiles who want to fuck yuumi and velkoz in the thread
I'm out.
>>527286672vayne
gosu/uzi montages
>>527265669it unironically killed league though. vast majority of my group of friends ditched the game. the aram discord group i was in has been decimated.
its a game in decline blablabla but i dont remember there ever being a year when my friends list has taken such a hit.
>>527294415no shit bruh this is game is dogshit cuh ong
>>527294281ai is fucking based and I am tired of pretending it isn't, fuck off back 2 reddit if you want to cry about it
there's no laws against the void creatures
I love my support and would do anything for her.
>>527294883she has a nice pussy with very fat lips
>>527294734>it unironically killed league though.it murdered this place, it's so slow now
he's either baiting or a megacoper
>>527292438Because most of these streamers suffer from narcisism.
In all other lanes they can play on their own. ADC requires to directly interact with another player
They cant comprehend someone not sharing their own head.
Most important adc skill is to play around your support
>>527295019vanguard isn't what caused this place to slow down
>>527294734your friends are literal the most retarded % of the playerbase and there was no significant dip in popularity of league from vanguard, total nothingburger
>>527295149I still miss meriipu outplays
>>527286672Got angry playing enchanter supports and having no agency, happened to spectate someone play him on the northern front skin and thought it was good looking (he was reworked when I was on a break from this game), kit was simple enough, build was great, opened me to other lanes, enjoyed his voice, strong story, overall influenced a lot in terms of preferences and tastes in things I will carry over in life.
>>527295164>your friends are literal the most retarded % of the playerbase and there was no significant dip in popularity of league from vanguard, total nothingburgerthis is false though? the unique monthly player numbers have dropped to unprecedented levels.
>>527282752Yeah its your fault! You shouldve chased a Zilean with them while the enemy gets baron
>>527283723hnnng
>>527295382It was alive while the bbc fag was here, revisionist ass nigga
>>527294965I'm sorry anon but this is what's really hiding beneath her skirt....
https://files.catbox.moe/syuffm.png
>>527295569>the unique monthly player numbersthe numbers which riot don't release?
>>527284482Why is 1 thigh twice the size of the other. I dont think thats a perspective thing
>>527295791your homo headcanon is just that, headcanon
she has a fat pussy
>>527295019This place was barely making 750 posts a day last year late spring to summer, there were literal times when there would be 15 to 20 minutes per post, perhaps almost 30, the current pace is fine and the worst thing that can be said would be how there are hardly new people coming in and old people who post here come and go, there are also bouts of times when people make like 100+ posts per thread to keep it going, that factor is probably the biggest reason as to why this place may go through some dry spells or stale phases, though I wouldn't blame vanguard for it either, the game just doesn't welcome newcomers
>>527295858lol. go look at the amount of ranked games registered the last 3 years. you had quite literally a 20% decline since the announcement of vanguard. beforehand you were registering a yearly ~5% decline since the lockdown ended.
>>527295569the ranked player numbers are as high as ever retard
>>527295773stop lying bitchass nigga
you are delusional
>>527294734>DISCORD group>left because of vanguardYou're surrounded by retards, you might be one too.
>>527295973I hope WASD brings new players
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>ranked queues are way longer but ummmm shut up!!!!
>>527296415not in euw niggalow they ain't
vanguard losses seem to have disproportionately hit NA over EUW
why is this?
briar
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brawl niggers be like
>>527286672I played a lot of Gragas in norms with friends when he was a midlaner in S3 so I was already kind of used to him when I picked him up top and started climbing. I just wanted a champ I could pick into everything and still be useful. Tons of build variety and cool combos make it so he's never boring.
OBJECTIVELY this dogshit season is killing league
people who quit vanguard, quit on a single patch not over time or any cope like that
the drop off between this season and last season is so large, it was not because of vanguard
even the few retards who quit due to it are coming back or came back a long time ago (most pathetic people on the face of the earth)
>>527296606NAggers care about muh China.
>>527296608basado briarchad
>>527296415They're not insanely bad but I think it's only because the queues length slowly became longer rather than drastically and the queue timers are again still only a minute or so for me anyways, a better way of expressing this would be now noone really gets insta queued into games unless it's something like coop vs ai
>>527296024Literally not true? Show a source for your figures.
>>527296837check waybackmachine for op.gg or lolalytics ranked game totals patch by patch.
monthly active players have gone down from 152M in 2023 to 120M in 2024, immediately after the announcement of vanguard.
you have to be retarded to actually believe there was no impact. just look at your friends list and the amount of normies who quit over the kernel access bullshit.
6 minutes of queue just to be off roled
>>527297193It's time to join the 90% player base if you actually want faster queue times
>>527297410i guess it's time to put support off role and mute everyone
>>527297041>check waybackmachine for op.gg or lolalytics ranked game totals patch by patch. Ok according to lolalytics
>Patch 13.13 in 2023 : 13,100,236 ranked matches played>Patch 15.11 in 2024: 15,076,682 ranked matches playedThanks for wasting my time retard
>>527286672fun and offmeta, I always picked champs that weren't supposed to work in a certain role/build, and exploited it until eventually most of them were hard nerfed, so only a few stick around and one was simply more fun than the other remaining ones
>>527297410become chinese?
>>527297514based retard.
keep burying your head in the sand.
>>527286672i played swain and it made me bad at everything else.
>>527297771I literally just used the source YOU provided LMAO
>>527283168 (OP)Okay guys, I hate to post this here, but which champ do you think I should spam to climb up to platinum this season based on my profile? https://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/Dustman-BZH
>>527297904is asks why, why did you do it
Soraka my cute wife
>>527286672I got sick of Bad support, so I decided to play Soraka to see how hard it could be. It was fun—really fun.
>>527295164ranked games fell a 20% after the vanguard patch
>>527297906if you think that's the actual number of ranked matches played worldwide (excluding china and garena) per patch you're beyond saving.
you just have no idea how to actually sort through the data. you got incomplete patch numbers retard.
I'm sorry, /lolg/, but I have to go all out, just this once.
Mediocre webm of the thread
>Mediocre webm of the thread>>527290327Hand it over, now
>>527286672Fun had per game
>>527292438Pigdog pedophile role for serb/macaque crossbreeds, i don't know a single adc main who's not retarded or mentally fucked up, both online and irl. The worst role for the worst people, a match made in both heaven and hell
>>527298108because if i play something else im bad and it feels bad.
junglers are a bunch of revisionists
>finally fetting good with aphelios
>going to kill the opponent
>using my ability repleted my ammo, so I am forced to change my first weapon and I cant instantly switch to my secondary weapon for 1 second which gives my opponent enough time to scape
Yeah I think I'm calling quits here. I can excuse shit mobility for versatily or whatever but I can't play champs that riot design poorly. Who thought this was ok
>>527297974Thats not enough games to make a conclusion but just spam Master Yi and fill in with another carry jungler when hes not available
>>527298181>if you think that's the actual number of ranked matches played worldwide (excluding china and garena)I used a website YOU suggested you fucking retard. If you have the numbers for all ranked games worldwide then share it. If you don't then you have no basis to make any claim about the playercount for these regions.
>you just have no idea how to actually sort through the data. you got incomplete patch numbers retard.Nope I didn't use the current patch of the date, I used the previous patch of the date so it had the all the games of the patch. Look up the player numbers for the two patches I gave as examples yourself if you don't believe me.
Burying your head in the sand is ignoring the data and moving the goalposts like you are doing btw.
>>527297041WOW! THE ANTICHEAT THAT WAS MEANT TO STOP BOTTING RESULTED IN WAY LESS "PLAYERS" (FOR THE LOW IQ READER (YOU):BOTS) ONLINE! NO WAY!
>BUT THERE STILL ARE BOTS!YES AND THEY USED TO COST $1 AND DIDN'T GET BANNED UNTIL YOU (NOT YOU) REACHED MASTER
LOW IQ INBRED!
>>527298429>i don't know a single adc main who's not retarded or mentally fucked up:(
>>527289307He's literal dogshit and that's even with people refusing to pick his counters. Just play Udyr top and Q max and he can't play the game.
>>527298469>Good at playing swainWanna show me?
bots still cost 1-2 euros
>>527298706bots cost the same as they did before vanguard and they still don't get banned unless you get mass reported and trigger a manual review.
>sourceknower and previous booster.
>>527298746Save your soul and swap to a better role Spin. Ranged top is better than this shi
>>527298552I was thinking about doing that, but jungling is a bit boring imo. Too much PVE in the early game. I was thinking of maybe Malzahar or Xerath mid, but I'm not sure if they are good currently
>>527298926HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>erm this game with 130 million players is actually dead
>>527293353False. AD players are dogshit. The role just sucks to play even when it's objectively strong so only retards with a specific kind of brain damage will queue for it.
>random adds me after game
>tells me to kill myself
>calls me a bugman
>says i eat the bugs and i am happy
>types ex dees
>blocks me
do you think he understands what any of this means
>>527298754>>Good at playing swaindidnt say that, still grinding in high plat
adc players are cute and valid
>>527298931I mean you remember i used to play vlad mid no? it's just no other thing scratches the itch that adc does. i love glasscannon dpsing
Actually, league is more popular than ever now chud.
>Can't find a game in less than 10 minutes if you're emerald or above
>This is normal the game isn't dying it's doing great actually!
>>527299183i don't know what ex dees means
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LPQYUt52Y0
n-no it's not an issue you're just a scripter/iron/fearmonger
14.2 32.7M games (february 2024)
14.7 28M
14.9 26M games (vanguard introduced)
14.11 23M games
14.22 18M games
15.3 20M games
15.11 15M games (last patch)
players going up btw game more alive than ever
>>527299148Every LP an adc player gets is worth 5x whatever you get on your baby role
It seemed funny, not sure what else to add.
https://litter.catbox.moe/lgbgvggrqjoelg1m.mp4
>players going up alongside the queue timer
Peculiar, downright unusual
>>527299219High enough for me, good job
am I just retarded or why does nobody play crit Vayne?
yuntaal IE LDR/MR feels so good on her this patch (at least with an ardent support spamming me with attack speed. maybe PD 3rd if you dont have that)
I guess vs resistance tanks you need to go the normal on-hit sloppa but for every other scenario, crit might actually feel better than on-hit
>>527286672I really like her character design and I have a love for water and water life. I also like her kit, good for either engage or disengage. She's been my main for 10+ years.
When I first got into league I wanted to mainly play Fizz, but over time when nobody in my lobbies wanted to play support I ended up filling a lot and really got into Nami.
>>527299707the opinion of some twink cuck that plays games 24/7 matters a lot
>windows user>muh chink spyware rootkit anticheat :(
>>527300006thanks
i really want emerald, i got pretty unlucky the two times i got very close.
>>527300147aaaand we've achieved goalpost-moving in record time.
>>527300374you got raped, that's your nickname now, Raped, you got raped Raped, Raped the raped
>>527299865Because your role does nothing and nobody who enjoys this game like a normal human would subject themselves to that dogshit, so having three neurons to rub together automatically makes you better than most of your lane opponents.
>>527286672I was learning the game in top lane with Morde/Gwen with a smidgen of Pantheon, when I started getting recommended youtube videos of MY KING. His design both model- and mechanics-wise were both really cool to me, and the novelty to play and learn every champ in the game for a champless newbie like me a year ago was really cool. Thanks to him I'm now a jungle OTP with 653k mastery on him. Still don't play him to a level I am happy with, but I keep at it.
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>>527300718what, you don't believe his random numbers?
>>527300863No because Riot don't release player numbers and those aren't the numbers of ranked games played for those patches on lolalytics. So I'm wondering what the random numbers even are
>>527296701This season in generally more enjoyable though. Less grubs is a huge improvement on toplane
>>527299917I :transheart: you for letting the chungusbear survive, you're the realest nigga ever
>>527300718>>527300863https://web.archive.org/web/20240601000000*/https://lolalytics.com/
enjoy looking for the numbers of 50 patches a year
>>527300314can I spectate your games?
>>527300010Its because you have to survive laning phase for it all to matter.
Cant just build 8 items when a caitlyn removes you from the lane
ON-hit has 2 item scaling so its not only faster, but gives lifesteal and better itemization options.
Trinity is 1 item powerspike so you're a lot stronger early and mobile around the map.
Crit is just "get poked and try to survive 20 mins while your team shits the bed"
I'm just here to laugh at you idiots
imagine still playing League of Legends
imagine still having to deal with inters and trolls and having to either mute chat and lose all strategic communication or unmute chat and have to read what manchildren have to say
Meanwhile there are a plethora of single player online games where you can prove yourself like Starcraft or Chess but you'd rather play league lmao
Honestly depressing
>>527301802People enjoy the socialization aspect of league, it also tries to change all the time and get constant content, the game also isn't any less difficult trying be be rank 1 and all
>>527301802>Starcraft or Chess holy pseudcore
you want a real online single player game to challenge your skill try flash flash revolution
>>527302121mwi is too goated bro
>>527302187legends like anma0 and myuka have walked the FFR path
>>527302121You and your boomer games lol
>playing games to show off your skill because your dad never loved you and never said he was proud of you
you
>chillmaxxing playing casual stuff 4fun mario party mode
me
>>527301802>Starcraft or ChessYou could have named something like Rule the Waves 3 or MegaMek to prove how hardcore and intelligent you are, but instead you picked gookgame and a board game that doesn't even break top 5 for skill.
>>527301693uhm why
that would be pretty embarrassing
>>527301802>having to either mute chat and lose all strategic communication/mute all
then
/mutepings all
>>527302292ok you want a more modern game? play etterna. that's the post. PLAY IT.
>>527301786reasonable analysis. maybe I shouldnt mess with the proven formula when its obvious that no high elo one-trick agrees with me
do you know if there is consensus on kraken vs botrk?
>>527302487So that I can watch you play. Give me your ign.
>>527302801>kraken vs botrkYeah kraken fucking sucks
>>527302918Cheers. I will make sure your advice won't be in vain, hehe
>>527294838meds
4chan has been making fun of niggers with no taste like you for longer than youve been alive
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>>527303940you take your meds fucking fragile redditor crying over AI lmao
Anyone else buying riftbound
I think the gameplay looks neat and the cards actually cool
>>527304243yeah got 2 boxes ordered, one to open one to display
>>527302884nah, don't want extra pressure
about to pick janna, sorry in advance for my next adc
>>527304086>calls people fragile>utterly meltied off of one single anon saying his trigger word "aisloppa"
>>527304243No because I doubt it'll be good in any way
>vanguard error the split second i load into champ select
>i have to lose lp and sit in the naughty corner because of this dogshit client
hmm
>muh vanguard
imagine STILL talking about this shit
literally nothing happened
no crashes
no bugs
no freezes
total nothingburger
>Jerk off to AI generated animals from childrens` game with me and don't call me our or else reddit
OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>527301802I just come here to post plapsex I'm not touching turd of legends ever again
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>>527304620>total nothingburg-
>>527301802>like StarcraftI want a League RTS. Why can't we get one? The League came from RTS, so let it go back into RTS.
top hitlered my last game gg
>>527301802how am i supposed to find a discord ekitten on chess and starcraft my guy
>>527304802were you trying to learn from me? which role do you main
>>527305102League would be quite nice as an rts, but i think they won't do it because they can't sell skins on it (or they will but will eventually devolve into a visual mess), i suspect they might have a difficult time balancing out the game too because they tend to give game breaking features to things with lack of testing and actual reasonings behind their decisions. However it will have more civilizations than just the 3 wc3 had and strong ones at that.
>>527305369it's fine ignore
>can't find a role to stick with
>can't find a main champ
>change roles when I see I'm getting frustrated on one
>change champ when I seem to underperform on one or don't have fun while playing
>back and forth
I miss when I could play the same champ and role and feel fine game after game. Commendable to anyone who sticks to their main for thousands of games.
>>527305763>but i think they won't do it because they can't sell skins on itModern RTS like Company of Heroes manage it
reminder that Nami is soft
I love Lissandra!
>>527283649This nigga dumb as fuck
I didn't say anything to you
>>527286672reposting this ig
from a coomer point she ticks all my boxes, I love evil ladies, I love dommy mommies and witches, I also love tall girls too but they're hard to come by since im 6'3". I wish she would do all that kinky ice stuff with me.
From an emotional standpoint, I love her kit, I love her design, I love her voice and lore too.
Lissandra for me is the champion that ignited my passion for league really. I tried her a long time ago when she was on free rotation because I was fairly new to the game and I couldnt deal with assassins at all (at the time I only played veigar, malphite and old GP), im talking people going 30/0 on champs like kat and old akali. I read and heard from some of my friends that she was good against assassins so I figured 'hey why not'. She just clicked with me really. The first game I played as her I got my first ever triple kill with her. I got my first double and quadra with her too, (not penta though lel)
From there I was looking up builds, plays and got into the esport aspect of the game because of that. I started later than my friends who played league so it brought me to their level in that sense.
Fun fact shes the only champion i ever bought with RP, and I remember that moment too.
Isn't it funny that almost 10 years onward from that moment im still here, and im still playing her and the game?
The more life changes the more it stays the same huh
>>527305973she is a fishe
>>527306027are you na? I wish to experience the power of a lissandra otp in a draft game... coming from someone who has eyed lissandra for a long time
>>527305949yes if riot does sell skins on it which they probably will since everything has to be online now instead of single player with optional lan, my problem is that if they do it will have issues of visual consistency and clarity as players have typically expressed with this game time to time
>>527306027i need you to get on that elise guy teir and get a wife named lissandra asap
kitten... you had ult up...
you've made daddy very angry...
daddy is going to have to punish you, kitten...
>>527306727this is so cringe lol
>>527306727my thingy twitched
>>527306727sorry daddy i was alt tabbed...
>>527305763>No skinsStarCraft does have skins for its factions and hero units. I'll be happy with a WC3 clone, and they leave out the civ stuff. Maybe make it into an Age of Mythology sort of game.
>>527305949God damn CoH 2, such a fun game with such a shitty microtransation.
>>527305973Cool Fish.
>>527286672Started with Yi, then picked up Poppy because sunfire was broken as hell in S11
Played her almost exclusively for years but now I'm on an assassin binge
Played Talon for a few months and now I'm onto Rengar
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>>527306963I've never played starcraft so didn't know but yes i do love wc3, i would like a wc3 clone especially since league is in a fantasy setting of it's own.
>>527307073assasin in the current meta big oof
>>527307073redpill me on poppy
>yeah assassins are really bad right now (90% of playable midlaners and junglers are assassins)
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>>527286672>evil>hot>has good skins>explodes squishes (fun)>more or less always viable>fun gameplay>needs to step on me
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>>527307825>kaisa>loving yuumi
>>527306963you know what's even cooler? unleashed fish
>>527307981>daymonkinda miss him, he was very big and kinda hairy
>>527307261You know what? It'll probably be easier to pay a modder to make a WC3 League mod than to wait for Riot to do something. League came from WC3, it can go right back into it.
>>527308203they can use the same meshes but would have to create some assets for civs and add more resources but yeah the foundation is there
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>>527307624AD assassins specifically
Actual CBT
>>527307797what do you wanna know?
Support?
Phase rush is her best rune there, don't let retards tell you otherwise
Top?
She's alright, I think she's best as a hybrid tank/bruiser up there but I hardly play her there
Jungle?
Lethality is fun
Mid?
Mid might be sleeper OP with Dshield second wind and you can build full damage while not having to think about what lane to gank 2 minutes in advance
30 yr olds in this gen sexting eachother over discord
https://x.com/RiftboundReport/status/1933572229570216396
Talk me out of ordering this. I'm not going to play Riftbound, but I do want my husband in card form. It'd be cool to add to my collection.
>>527309278If it's a physical card then desu i'd say buy it.
>>527309278just trust your gut.
that's what i do.
>>527309313void watch is a famous youtube series about a romanian euw lowmaster player
>>527308012what's there not to love?
>>527309863Wei/Zed/Volibear
>>527308105Yes, time to wet Riot and put out LA fires... again.
>>527308347There's only so many times I can say "Damn you, Riot. It's so easy just do it" But nothing is ever easy for them.
>>527309863he's so cute...
gwen
>>527306027You said something last thread that I left up and just saw now, I dont remember what it was.
>>527306417kek. honestly I wish everyone could find a qt with their waifus name. Elise is a super uncommon name but I feel like Liss would be even harder unless you're a granny chaser.
>>527310018riot should start making ionian champs named bob fr NO cap
>>527310018so you're saying theres a chance I can find a wife named Lia?
>>527309947>put out LA fireshere, take this
Lia
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>>527310485Lia my beloved, not lisa
Lisa
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I played with a level 177 account that only plays coop vs ai
>>527310280I met Elise playing pokemon minecraft over on /vp/, unironically. If a retard like me can do it, so can you anon. I already liked hanging out with her on the server then found out she played LoL too, added her in game and warned her my IGN was one of the lewd/funny ones and she bust out laughing and said "ELISESITONMYFACE?! My name is Elise so thats funny." I owe a lot to this gay ass fucking game.
pickindarelated
>3 declined ready checks in a row
hmm…i wonder how my next game is going to go
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give me something nice for once aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>527311173TAKE THE L LIL NIGGAH!
>>527310946holy fuck a true love story, you're very lucky
>>527310862what site is this? I think I have been looking for this one for like 5 years because it shows you your overall winrate vs certain champs (since your account's beginning)
>>527309496>>527309549Maybe I should buy the individual card I want off ebay once it drops. Then I don't have to gamble. Or get back into playing card games again.
>>527307904Pantheon is the only AD assassin above 51% WR and he builds bruiser items and gets 30% armor pen for free
Change that number to 50.5% and we can add Qiyana who has %max health damage and the strongest lvl 2-3 burst in the game
the rest are sub 50%
In the jungle, Talon, Shaco, Kha, and Qiyana are below 50.5% and the rest are below 50%
>>527302801Crit Vayne is better. Yuntal is bait. Go Trinity > IE > PD/Shieldbow
>>527311509Yes do that. If my champs card ever drops it'll probably be the only merch ever on them so I'll have to ebay it too since they're not popular.
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I love Briar!
>read Dota hero ability
>"short distance teleportation"
>ah so like Ezreal E
>watch it in action
>teleport a full screen away
Dota is scary.......
>>527306727This is a grown man talking to a Zilean main on 400mg of Adderall, btw.
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guys does this character look like she fell on her ass? i must know before I fully commit ty
>t. artfag
>>527311785Flash is an item with a 20-14 second cd that blinks you a full screen in dota lmao
>>527311671>that many games wonWish it was me...
>>527311945youre gonna have to go to /ic/, would rather stay ontopic
>havent played in 5 years
>5gb download for vanguard
>your game requires a system restart to play
lmao kill me
what happened to the artfag who was redrawing the gwen sloppa
BAD day today
some of the games might have been my fault
ITS OKAY live and learn
>>527312105I have IC opened next to this thread I ironically fucked up the post order and posted something league related on the other fuck me
>>527311785Skills are high impact but with half a day cooldowns and items are broken to keep up the "carryoid who farms all game" role
>>527311945Yeah sure I can see it
>>527312147yeah that's what i keep saying, it's just annyoing to have this thing on the game, doesnt event work..
>>527311945I feel like whenever I see that in a cartoon or drawing the arms are more back than foward? But realistically if I was falling on my ass I'd be trying to catch myself with my hands. maybe try that with crash/impact marks or whatever you call them
>>527309278I'm actually really excited for this game
Physical cards are always just cool even if they're just cardboard
The game mechanics are actually tight, I was playing it on TTS and the lanes and base movement actually takes some strategy
QIYANA NEVER
you're not a virgin, /lolg/, because Riot FUCKS you so hard everytime you play this game.
>>527311569why are you lying? anyone can type in lolalytics.com in their browser and see that your statements are false
also
>muh ad>muh itemswhat? who the fuck cares exactly?
>>527312475>my first time got taken by Phreakgrim
>>527312475I was never a virgin, my life's been fucked from the start
>>527311436yeah this was the site. thank you
Is it true Junglers are griefing if they dont path bot and ensuring dragon prio?
Should top laners play neutralization picks and chilling while allowing jg to focus on dragons and bot lane?
>>527312475Seconding above, I was fucked from the very beginning.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hse7s0r5QDI
>>527312903zamn! how can /lolg/ egirls compete?
>>527312903First, awful pic, please stop posting low quality.
Second, it probably depends on the kind of botlane you have: if they are a strong combo and are capable players, playing for the botlane is likely a good move. Otherwise you play objectives, prioritize drake and Herald, and play around whatever lane is winning.
>>527313136pixels cant erp
>>527312903true, you should always play for dragon soul
>>527313278Ok, go full PvE then. How is it false?!
>>527312215better times soon, friend
>>527312437I used to play Magic. It was fun for a bit. I played meme decks though.
I'm sure your girl will come in the Ixtali booster.
>>527313136by having dicks and balls
they make everything better
>>527313493i need kali skin... a good one.
>>527300010>why does nobody play crit Vayne?gosu plays crit vayne
but the answer is she has no crit scalings unless you count the bonus AD she has on her ult
>>527313373>strong combotoo vague
>capable playersmeme variable
>Otherwise you play objectives, prioritize drake and Heraldmeme, drakes and herald don't win you the game, killing the enemy does
>and play around whatever lane is winningtrue to some extent but also has a lot of exceptions
>
Is league of legends really nothing but "who gets the 1000 games emerald 4 support player"
Is that really all it is to be?
>>527313884if youre apparently so much better than that player but cant carry him then what rank do you think you deserve?
>>527312903hello. schizo high iq noob here.
Always path bot and ignore top. Void grubs and Rift herald are situational noob traps, and if your top laner needs the help, he would have lost his lane anyway. Think about it.
They're situational and I shouldn't have to say they're situational but a lot of you need to be told how to think. Your teammates have to use a combination of proper matchup and macro knowledge to make use of grubs and YOU have to make use of your brain to use Rift Herald correctly (assuming you dont fuck that up which is possible). Baron operates on the same premise: it relies on your teammates not being on their phones with the baron buff up which is a really tall order these days.
Bottom, on the other hand, has buffs for the whole team. Now, earlier this year, Riot goes and introduces atakhan and they handwave the irrelevance of top objectives by making it d y n a m i c. Ooh fancy. No, it's a trap because you can always make it spawn bottom. If it spawned top, someone fucked up. Bottom always needs the help because it has the adc and the support. I shouldn't have to write another essay on why those two roles need help when compared to top.
The end.
>t. iron 4
>>527312903>Is it true Junglers are griefing if they dont path bot and ensuring dragon prio?any statement like this is way too generalized and stupid
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I am the cuntress
pussy warrior huntress
I work em out like crunches
this face beat-beat like punches (BOOM BOOM)
I am the cuntress
slay every bitch I touches
booty meat by the bunches
I aint no fucking duchess
I serve CUNT CUNT CUNT
cunt for breakfast, brunch, lunch
body smokin like a blunt
packin in the back and front (BITCH)
crit vayne is great vs squishies
when you cant free hit tanks, the pattern of tumble in, auto a squishy, and run away and repeat will have you doing way more damage with yuntal/IE
>>527313798>gosu plays crit vayneI see. Might try it a few more games and then compare it to on-hit to see which one I like more. He does seem to go PD 2nd unless he is really ahead and can afford IE quickly so that might be smarter.
>>527314541True, against any moderately tanky comp you practically need Guinsoo's for the true damage
>>527314520based
beat volifags into the dirt
>>527313879>too vagueMiss Fortune + Seraphine/Leona is an example. You know that if you can get that Miss Fortune fed, and if she plays well too, you are going to have a strong carry through the game.
>meme variableOh so good players can't carry the game anymore? :(
>meme, drakes and herald don't win you the game, killing the enemy doesIn order to kill the enemy you have to be more skilled, smarter, and yes also have higher stats than them. Drake contributes with stats, especially soul, and Herald can even give you a winning push. You have to kill to reach objectives, whether it's towers or jungle, because objectives make you win.
>true to some extent but also has a lot of exceptionsExplain.
>>527314017I think I could carry a 800 game E4 support once it gets to 1k it's cooked sadly
>>527312903>>527313313>>527314248>>527314242Dantes agrees with this
https://youtu.be/7Yle9PegNFY?t=496
8:16 to 9:44
https://youtube.com/shorts/v8DuUS88ziI?si=FDRRGKfZ3qv92cK1
>>527314738>>527314832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4A23ryzWO8
everyone needs a "hmm, today I will put the fear of god in them all" playlist
>>527314759FUCK voli and his camping ass
>>527315104you know, I was going to post the following:
>is this some advert on the telly with some obese black woman twerking? and then you post that which is... almost as bad. Thank you.
>>527315289you're very welcome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>527311173>>527311248i got camped top and the enemy smolder still somehow managed to go 10/0 in lane and to top things off the enemy mid was 8/0. this game is so predictable sometimes
>>527314981there is no fucking way this retard would path into ezreal + yuumi bot when enemy has pyke,nautilus,leona etc and they go missing at 2:50 + enemy jungler started botside
past masters but it even happens in diamond on euw, you simply can't play botside because they force you out of it
if your botlane is too weak you can't path bot else you gonna be down 2 levels at all times
i agree dragons are strong but you can't play botside every fucking game
one of the most abused high mmr strats in korea is forcing the enemy jungler to play topside only into a fucking shen,malphite,tahm kench whatever that is very difficult to dive or kill (even if they fall behind it doesn't matter because they are low econ champs)
saying "YOU NEED TO PATH BOT EVERY GAME 24/7 ALL DAY EVERY DAY" is extremely idiotic and nonsensical
I wonder when NA is going to hire some actual talent to try and win a tournament.
Spin, is Zeri playable on current patch or should I still not bother picking it ?
>>527315721they hire koreans and stuff so yes
>>527311785Wait until you meet a competent Techies!
>>527305338I meant during that home run from blue buff to fountain
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guys when do these chest quests disappear / reset?
is it with act 1 (10 days left) or it seeps into act 2 as well?
>>527315741he's a filthy meta abuser and dumped ezreal, vlad, and zeri just to be a trist abuser
>>527315892>is it with act 1 (10 days left)yes
>>527312903Yes. That's why tanks and aggressive champs are all dead, and only bruisers remain. Objectives are just too important.
>>527315741zeri is arguably the strongest adc in the game on current patch
>>527315776Putting Koreans on a team when half the team doesn't even speak korean is retarded.
On top of that why would a Korean give a shit about tryharding for an American team? That's an easy dub for Korea. Free sponser money and a guaranteed double agent if things get bad for the actual Korean teams.
idr, do you really get nothing with level ups now? Not even a minuscule amount of BE or whatever? Post 30 that is obviously
>>527314520lolgwife has finally lost it
>>527314520Jelly are you a Doechi or Glowrilla fan?
>>527316154yep you don't get anything upon leveling up
>>527315776What's the matter americuck? Need to hire Koreans, because you are too casual and bad at videogames?
The fate of all Gwen mains
god hall of legends pass pROGRESS IS SO FUCKING SLOW AND THE MISSIONS JUST GET YOU TO LEVEL 40 SO ITS LIKE 50 NORM GAMES TO ACTUALLY BEAT IT FFS
>>527315550>sometimesIt's VERY predictable and at it's core, this is a strategy game. We have all the tools to help us make smart decisions based on predictable outcomes. Tools like wards, wave states, the scoreboard, and to a lesser extent (trigger warning) third party overlays with timers. Unfortunately, the key decider of the strategy element is handed to Warwick/Master Yi/Kayn players, but I suppose this is a cute way of balancing things (this is cope - it's actually an illusion of control magic trick).
It goes awry when UNPREDICTABLE elements enter the fray. Variables like, top and jg are duoing, so the jg is always going to gank top even if his friend has the IQ of an inbred Nigerian while mid and bot are smurfs. Or, your diamond 2 support constantly has 4 ward charges stuffed in her cleavage. It's up to you (and your team, of course) to make the correct decisions and the easiest decision one can make to help win the game is to not fucking die every other minute. Even that is hard for a surprising number of people. Discretion is the better part of valor, but it's easy to forget this in the heat of the moment as you chase that one prick under his tower to secure the kill after you already got his summs, his ult, and forced a back.
>>527315104>this songanon what the fuck
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>lvl75
>got nothing but 520rp skins and shit rerolls
atleast i got mythic essence....
does jax mid work? I need to play a mid champ because my friend is spamming and abusing the hitlerpick nasus top but I want someone who can split and hard carry late
>>527316421G2 lost. It's over for you eusissys.
Why does Jinx hate it so much when Ez flits with Lux?
>>527316846youre not gonna get a rise out of me, i enjoy good entertainment regardless of the banner
>>527316823I would imagine that he's decent against melees and gets his ass beat by mages
>>527316054explain. substantiate your claims
>>527316823>>527316949there's ancient jax dark technology where u go q max electrocute
Western players are dogs. You have bad understanding of game and are laughing stock. Low IQ hillbilly christcucks.
>>527317084she was already pretty strong last patch
now she got significant buffs
Is it just me or Miss Fortune players dont use their passive? They do more damage if they change targets often. Is it a bad passive or something?
>>527285541People like you give Sona mains like me a bad name
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>>527315954I should get to grinding then
chests have blessed me this season
Mandatory vril replenishment after the cuntress shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVe7C5wvb44
https://youtu.be/eBUdr5rvZ3s?si=EyOF6BECc1tVd1QE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsaS1Tm-Ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-O5BbHaKYg
>fuckability tier list done by a female hentai artist
Thoughts?
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>>527317312you're such a chav ong. this is a significant buff? I suppose it depends on your definition of significant
>>527317332the passive isn't that useful in fights to the death, you don't want to be in aa range of 2 enemy champions to begin with and you rarely want to split your damage solely to increase your dps stat, you'd rather just focus someone and kill them
all of this is irrelevant because in those fights you're basically an ult bot to begin with
>>527286672sona, Because I liked her backstory (The original unsure what tweaks or changes they made to it since 2013)
I liked her asthetic and I really like the idea of the pure power of music healing and aiding others. Also because she's arguably the best (scaling) enchanter in the entire game and can carry entire team fights if you don't position like a drooling ape.
>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked
>>527316215they're ok, very hit or miss
>>527316161>>527316556>he doesn't know I have a song about necrophilia in my playlist tooa banger is a banger lil man
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>>527317349what the fuck
look at my gains
>maokai reroll>uzi pass lucian>olaf reroll>uzi pass vayne>morgana reroll>bpass lux>yone crafted>bpass twitch>karthus reroll>poppy reroll>rumble reroll>bpass ivern>victorious tf>qiyana crafted>bpass dariusi got barely anything valuable this year
why can't league have k3soju
>>527317484>bangeryes he is
>>527317739>Wakeup>Gangplank still Reworked
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VGH...
LVLV TOP GODS WE ARE BACK!!!!!!
>>527317484>nunu in meh>she isn't into shota
>>527317098Do continue...
In eastern lands we have casual players too. Even more than in the west. Yet we still win. Why is that? You should think.
>main Shaco
>hardly get any honor
Why does even my own team hate Shaco? We won because of me.
>>527318217meripuu bros... rabbit king bros...
Fuck this game it had me at my worst and truly hateful of all mankind. Drinking. Staying up without sleep. Picking fights with strangers screaming about the animals in bot lane which they have no clue about. How do I quit playing this horrible game?
>>527318714(optional) get your main account banned/delete your account
uninstall
find something else to do with your time
>>527318714Uninstall and play something else for a while.
Maybe use the time spared to sleep more.
>>527318204>Wake up>Yuumi still reworked
>wake up
>my main is still hot
>>527318912who is the kid, wise one?
>>527317562lol, you're one buff/one high elo popular influencer away from making ap zeri meta
>>527317562these ARE Good buffs bro
>>527317562>everyone needs a "hmm, today I will put the fear of god in them all" playlistthis is true
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>>527318714This game had me at my worst too for similar reasons, but I love it. I love winning despite my garbage team. I love being the deciding factor in a game. I love knowing I am better than my opponent. I genuinely cannot play this game anymore because if I do, it's all I end up doing all day.
>>527319060true, always and forever
>>527319127someones oc
Goodnight, /lolg/, I wish for better games tomorrow...
>>527315795Oh. Well, it's not like I let him go--though I doubt we would've managed to catch Volibear anyway. Fiora was onto Riven, and Riven was low and doing a good job with skirmishes, so my attention went to protect her.
>>527319306ermmm im a bit dumb i meant to reply to
>>527315104
Nigga legit says "eastern lands" as if the mysterious lands in question aren't poorfag infested plantations with an occasional hyper-urbanised tofu-dreg hellhole with man-eating escalators coupled with a seven-story pig slaughterhouse here and there
>>527319135>making ap zeri great againplease give us this please oh please.
Nah, they won't. They can't. They fired too many of the guys that can actually STEM this sort of thing in a suitable manner
>>527319306agreed, they are good buffs, but you got me all excited making me think I missed some gem buried in this turd of a patch.
do people watch lolg streams if its just norms
>>527319741yes if they are good company.
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>>527317913it's all about whether you have all the 500/700rp trash unlocked already, otherwise rerolling will just get you trash after trash
I was on path to have it all but they killed BP farming, now its not worth unless you want the prestige
all of this for like 100 bux (+ free chests ofc)
>>527319815who is good company
>>527319568It's just a machine translation, lol. The person who wrote that probably doesn't even know English.
>>527319879basically someone who's interesting to me atleast
What if people started hosting weekly/monthly draft games or even tournaments here?
Random people get assigned as captains and they have to draft players 1 at a time. And then compete.
>>527320734THAT WOULD BE KINO
>>527316904why does king brown hate it so much when other anons flirt with jelly?
>>527320734i was actually thinking of hosting a lolg tournament with rewards of amazon riot rp cards however eu will be nonexistant and you know how things go with na, on top of this there will be difficulties with balancing so im not gonna do it.
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>>527320917oh yeah and you'd need someone to stream it and narrate it properly on spectator mode
it's just gonna be some annoying discord this discord that unbalanced you banned my one trick whatever shit talk
>>527320958I started playing in the year/month she was released, so I have a direct bond with those tits
what's wrong with Riot and skins? Hwei finally got a new one since his fucking release. Smolder and Aurora are still in the waiting line. And FLOPfaari already got 2 new skins. Like what?
>>527320958>perfectDoes she have pubes?
>>527320958>beautiful>huge tits and ass>gentle, nurturing nature>a talented artist on top of it allshe's basically everything i want in a woman
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paypiggy spotted
oinka
>>527317332her passive is for poking in lane and nothing more
>>527321516isnt that the 20 dollar version
>>527321516hall pass is like the best value tho
125 ME + skin + 10 chests for 20$
you're a bigger paypiggy if you outright buy skins on their own for full price, as value is not there
>>527320958as a teen she is what made me realize I like girls
>>527321260Ok. Is that a yes or no?
>>527321161I heard Riot takes around a year to release a new skin for a new champ, after that, the frequency is determined by popularity
>>527321070Why does NA have such a problem with communication? Is it their culture to be antisocial or something?
>>527320734have you seen the melties that occur during vgs? there's zero way an organized tournament would occur
>>527321841yes she has pubes, asian women do not shave, it is known, ionian is based around asia, she is ionian
>>527319741no but if youre entertaining enough people will watch regardless
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the most fair, well designed, and high skill cap juggernaut
>Get S+
>No one honors me
What the fuck? Am I doing something wrong? Do I need to take them in the back and suck their dick?
>>527321905smolder is as popular as everyone else combined basically
so it's not just that
it has to fit a theme and release in time where that theme makes sense, in most of the cases
>>527321905all the champs that I mentioned got more play than Naafari. Nobdy played her for 1 year and a half until she got her recent changes that make her OP
lolg stream entertainment tierlist?
lolg karaoke night where we sing world's songs
>>527321979over a decade of history and multiple layers of networking
to be honest the way this game is designed doesn't help make good friends either
but yeah i'd rather spend money on a lolg tournament than some lame $500 skins
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>>527320958>What if we make Sona but better?
>>527322272naafiri is more popular than both hwei and aurora
>>527322407only if we get to make autistic sounds for silver scraperinos
>>527322490you guys have your own designated friend collector, get them to do it
>>527322407i like the voocaro posts but my voice is shit so its not happening
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*cocks gun*
put kozzy back on the midlane roster, riot. I'm no longer asking
>>527322529:(
>>527322597LE HECKIN
LE EBIN
LE SILVEEEEEEEEEER
SCRAPERIINOOOOOOOOOOOS
I'm paying 500$ so you guys can keep paying 0$ to play.
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ehm ehm
This is what single minded focus looks like. Take notes.
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Any idea why this keeps happening to me?
https://x.com/LeagueOfLegends/status/1933555202096763151
>the fucking replies
Any idea why this keeps happening to me?
and just like that, the lane is lost.
bonus meme: https://files.catbox.moe/krv0ab.webm
>>527323025because riot is dogshit
reinstall vanguard
>>527323025this happens to me when I close and reopen the client while in game or when I try opening a second client
>>527323116to clarify: nami taking a tower shot and recalling late is what lost the lane for the blue team. level 2 prio completely bombed and so went the rest of the lane phase after she started trolling level 3 for no reason
how can we help big L's spirit move on to the afterlife
https://files.catbox.moe/u0it24.mp4
rate champ pool
top rumble irelia vladimir ambuhsa
jg fuck jungle
mid ahri syndra irelia lux hwei
adc caitlyn zeri aphelios
support haram role
>>527323390>527323390>>527323390
>>527323070I don't see the issue. Just don't gamble--it's that simple.
everytime i play eve people seem to actually come help me jungle, wild
>>527323070KEK
Riot is still gonna keep doing this bullshit however
>>527323616everytime i play eve i just end up running it down, i miss op rocketbelt eve
>>527323070kek
can't wait for the mmo autism
they are gonna be selling shoulder pads and capes for 500$ each
will people go even more insane because it's "themselves" (their own char) that is affected or will they care more about the fiction characters (kaisa, ahri...)
>>527323390that's a man right?
>>527321979this is the land of Hollywood and Disney Princesses. A phenomena that is not really well-understood is that a lot of people observe themselves as being part of some movie they saw. You see hints of this with reactions like "wow really / seriously" as if there is an audience witnessing their day to day. Now, this is not unique to NA, but I would argue in fairness that it is more prevalent here as it has been a part of our culture for longer than anywhere else.
>>527323070based. free my nigga viego.
>>527323446>top rumble irelia vladimir ambuhsaAwful, way too broad, pick a hypercarry and stick to it (keep rumble as a "win teamfight for free" pocket pick)
>jg fuck jungleExtra dogshit
>mid ahri syndra irelia lux hweiGenuinely horrible, I'll leave it at that, midcattle
>adc caitlyn zeri apheliosRespectable if you remove zeri
>support haram roleBASED???????? HE SAVES IT LAST MINUTE
>teammate talks about touching kids
>ask him "have you tried not being a child molester?"
>get system muted
>>527323947Hope you got your pennies saved, /lolg/.
enjoy this insane display of skill
>>527324665good thing my champ isn't a cash cow
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>>527324704I don't get it
What was I supposed to see there?
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>>527324704you are so fucking bad
>>527324704my nigga hitlername at it again
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>>527323896>he thinks the MMO existscute
>he thinks therefore he is
roflcoptering atm
>Janitor skin for evil skeleman caused more thirst in the league community than all the sexy men the game released
Why is Mel allowed to exist and press w and 1 shot me with my own auto attack?
>>527324704gz on the penta
>>527325638it's funny, cool, and high effort
not le shitty unfunny slop like "what if swain but young and kpop??"
>>527325732that skin is dogshit
>>527325751furfags arent people doe
>>527325431what is it about lamb specifically that gives me such an insane need to breed. i look at sona and mf and think damn, they're hot. when i look at lamb, i have a feral desire to impregnate her
>>527325802ufff a tough customer
>>527325732yeah sanitation engineer thresh is neat and clever for the skeleton king but everyone who swains mains this skin and they all have good taste.
>>527325884Your biological father is a muslim
>>527325779women needed a new braindead champ that was designed to be a mage girlboss carry but they take it as support anyways
it's almost like i've seen this before hmmm
>lux>morg>zyra>seraphine
>>527325884You don't really want to fuck lamb if you don't regard unmasked pictures with visceral hatred
Gn lolgen and remember that every faggot and every adc main will burn in hell forever
>>527326165what's the science between women being physically incapable of enjoying any champ that isn't that exact archetype
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i guess i'll keep collecting oe
Do you guys think they'll ever let us get past Victorious skins? Missed out on Sona sadly.
>>527326213goodnight kitten
>>527325056why are you wasting your money on vel'koz, vbl?
>>527326165>luxpositive and smart (for a demacian)
>morgsardonic and smart (for a sort of demacian)
>zyratall so she gets a free pass for anything
>seraphineintelligent songstress and mogs heimerdonger science
Why are all Draven mains completely mentally ill?
>>527326257ask femoids, i don't understand the logic behind it
maybe they want to show the world that they are capable of carrying so they pick mages, but then they play support anyways just to insult the evil men who play adcarries
i've lost count how many lux supports i've seen below diamond just exclusively griefing adcs and shittalking/humiliating them
must be some sort of fetish
>>527326508toxic alfa male stereotype, pretty much never cared or saw draven till tyler1 made him a thing
>>527326307i was honor 0 for victorious sona, honor system was so much slower back then. shit is fucked
some draven players are normal like dealersz
>>527326508>comeback kidi chuckled
The support role was designed for tanks. If you are playing anything else you are trolling. Prove me wrong.
>>527327153what role should i play yuumi then
>>527326508no personality
also draven is a frustrating champion
Actually, better questions, why do most female players exclusively play female champs? I know this one girl IRL who is an Ahri main and her top 30 champs in terms of mastery are all pretty female champs. The highest male champs she has (under the 30 women) are the eboys like Viego, Kayn, Yone, etc.
Unrelated but she also has the $500 Ahri skin that some simp online gifted her.
>>527327220Yuumi should be removed from the game.
>>527327153a lot of adcs beg for a naut or leona support however there are rare occasions where the adcs much prefer having a yuumi or soraka support that just sit back and try not to feed or get caught all the time, those adcs are typically either insecure about the matchup or are laid back and just wanna farm.
>>527326508you have to be extremely aggro to do well as draven, and that means most people that play him are on coke
>>527327345Might as well ask why females wear makeup or buy jewellery
Femnoids only care about their appearance of course they won't be caught dead looking like Dr. Mundo
My sister spends hundreds of dollars on makeup every month girls are crazy
>>527327345your post answers itself, your friend blatantly outs themselves as an egirl so that they can get free gifts and friend requests for existing, the other male champs are on the rare occasions when they're filled jungle or try to be "not like other girls", or find them hot idk.
>>527327404and yet, there's nothing more tilting than going tank supp and having a retarded adc that can't follow your pace, leaving you to die for nothing
>Decide to try out ARAM for the first time in forever since the reworks coming
>Were up a ton, just need to wait for last 2 people to respawn in 5 seconds
>Guy playing Poppy says "Your not the MC bro Im not waiting to the guy who said wait for 5
>Goes in, one other dipshit follows both die
>Game lost
Thats enough ARAM for this year.
What the fuck is wrong with retards? Do they actually think they are going to 1v5 a team?
>>527326885https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gv443WsyoQw
Real talk. Si17 has irrevocably damaged the prestige and perception of Grandmaster rank.
>>527327685nothing more tilting than a tank support who doesn't respect cooldowns, recall timers, level spikes, or unspent gold
>>527327685yeah that is a general consensus for tanks regardless if you're playing galio mid or some bloat tank top, it really is annoying which i guess is why bruisers became such a big deal.
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ok ok last gamepost, just wanted to share this one cause whoa I got top damage on viego for once! I'm telling you the cunt song works
>>527327691aram is just a lost cause, i literally went from playing aram only to ranked and sr because aram is genuinely painful to play thesedays, i would rather even play coop vs ai than aram shit is BAD
they are thinking of changing the arams reroll systems to cards though so maybe good things are coming but to me aram was dead when they put in the portals and whatever the fuck else. also the aram only community doesn't help either.
>>527327236I rerolled this faggotass skin for a pool party gp
>>527328235She has singlehandedly exposed how you can duo boost to GM. The rank is now "bought". I'm not talking about buying accounts, but she has exposed how bad the elo is that GM players cannot punish her playstyle effectively.
>>527328229Yea aram games used to be pretty chill.
You still had shitters but they were like retards who didnt know how to play their champs
Not absolute morons who fucking throw games on purpose for zero reason
>>527328235there is nothing to elaborate, this character has been discussed to death. they'll probably say something like
- reaching gm on egirl champ bad
- no adc on team bad
- duo boosted1!
- that one ai vc
- they cant press r in vg so bad for the next infinite games forever
- their alt is 50% winrate at a sample of 2 games so they're infinite bad forever
or some other bullshit
>>527328472You're delusional, GM is high elo and games in GM are very hard.
>>527328472It's not about the elo. It's about the fact that ADC has lost all of its relevance so inserting a 2nd support who does absolutely 0 damage but has some cc and heals is equal to or better than a 400 APM fully farmed adc. If that doesn't tell you that ADC is a dead role I don't know what will.
>>527328618>>527328667She has exposed that in fact, GM games are not hard. She has demonstrated on stream that if you just hug turret and farm you are able to outscale most bot lane compositions without any of the skill required in laning, especially when topside gets ahead.
>>527328527desu people are kinda bratty in sr and ranked and stuff too but atleast those players typically have actual reasons as to why they behave that way
aram players will just randomly snap and kill the game for everyone, no communication no buildup no narrative no nothing and will try very much to sabotage the games, it's really annoying and stupid especially since you know they will have their way of causing a loss and wasting everyones time
atleast in sr you can atleast try or see why
also i don't think these people get punished at all in arams because it's a casual mode, typically people in sr map get punished fast as fuck, etc.
crazy how aram's just god awful now but that's just how they made it now
>>527328162youre on fire today
>>527328923he has confirmed two things you should have already known
1. AP botlaners are unskilled
2. NA server is dogshit
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it is what it is
The issue is that botlane has become a terrible place in solo/duo queue for the adc. It's much easier to adc from any other role.
>>527327345>why do most female players exclusively play female champs?they self insert as the character they play
cue that one lego study
>>527329078>typically people in sr map get punished fast as fuck???
>>527329327this might be the most insane champ riot has ever released no cap
>>527329224Based fellow OTP degen
>>527329224zed is such a low skill champ and i am so fucking tired of seeing him every game with the windshitters
literally every profile you open its just zed,yasuo,lux otps
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>>527328923i mean not feeding is a strategy, that's why i play soraka and basically do the same thing except i can also prevent deaths globally on r and redemption
the difference is that it doesn't necessarily work all the time in low elo because players tend to teamfight blindly and get caught easily and don't know how to dodge, etc so that doesn't work all the time, however i would say if i did the same stuff against players who know the game then it would work out better and would probably be easier to climb but i'm not going to discuss further this topics been done to death it's boring
>>527329304>cue that one lego studyqrd?
>>527329393>>527329518I'm not an otp or a degenerate at all
>>527329510I think he is the most skilled assassin in the game (which is not an insanely high bar)
>>527329393Absorb life or triumph?
>>527329369essentially if i get out of an aram game with a team player who is clearly sabotaging the game and going 0/11/12, they typically don't really get punished even if reported or not, you don't get anything flagged regarding them but if the same player was playing sr with the same kda output i would get a notification saying this player got punished or be secured from autofill or atleast get less lp stolen etc if i played on summoners rift, people with poor kda and performance tend to get away with their poor gameplay because it's aram and that's fine, when it's not really.
>>527329635nta but these rune choices are not champ specific
you should decide which one is better in the individual game
https://x.com/HYPEX/status/1933616895384768611
Botlane has transformed into two ranged utility picks. Usually artillery style. One typically picks AP and ther picks AD.
>>527329889How come we don't have any media collaborations in League?
>>527330049you didn't like the lil nas x champ?
>>527329802if you run it down mid youll get banned but thats about it
>>527330268not gonna read all this sorry if ur arguing with me then u win idk lol
>>527329145it's cool as shit but I'm kinda spooked ngl. gonna take a break and swap activites
thanks for bearing with all posts lolg
>>527330134>OP zesty niggaNo.
>>527329802I've had games where I was trying to win but not performing at my peak with similar score lines
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>>527327801real talk. frogposters have been shills or useful shills for years now. However,
>prestige and perception of * ranksee pic related
>>527330049colabs happen when the IP has no characters of its own like fortnite, or if the IP is just not strong enough on its own and its falling apart, like overwatch
niggas at riot need to buff cait straight up
>>527320734As someone who lived through the era of imthem's attempts, don't bother. They're sources of impotent seething by anons for literal years afterwards.
>>527330510i would never have over 10 deaths on arams even on my sloppiest and sleepiest nights playing aram but would on occasions when i HAD to play tank because everyone picked adc, another reason why im not gonna play that mode i just can't stand trying to be the only one compensating for the comp
>>527321161Some champs like Annie and Lux are piss-easy to make new skins for. They give the job of making skins for them to newbie skin team members.
Making new skins for someone like Zac or Aurelion Sol is supposedly pure cock and ball torture because of how their models were created and how their base design limits what they can do with them.
>>527329181all the servers are dogshit. i cant speak of the ones in asia but im sure they have their own special brands of dogshit
>>527328162you demoted to gold like a shitstain again and you play more than 1000 games evey split, 3 split a season
still attention whoring on 4chan being too fat and ugly to do it on tiktok, being too unskilled in a game you spend 10 years every day on
sad don't you agree?
>>527322097>High-skillAutistically splitpushing the entire game with a single spell you're capable of missing is not high skill.
>>527330268do you generally do vod reviews if asked or are you just singling this one person out?
>>527330601She ain't uh ADC. I keep tellin yinz. Nunnuh yuh ever be listenin when I speak. Cait just be a longe range mage. With soummuh them control spells. She just supposed to autoattack once or twice for poke in lane. Or to weave in additional dps. She ain't uh autoattacker.
>>527331045playing for fun > playing for lp
d-d-d-dodge dawg diggity this match is LOST
-10 lp for this one because I aint playin it!
>>527330525gm is like 0.05 of the games pop or something, please don't try to make it seem otherwise lol i don't like how people look down on even the 2nd highest rank of this game, like ok back then people would call gold or diamond 4 shitters but come on
>>527331438hitlerstorm skin
>>527331302yall i just outta one of them games and i tell ya what. my support was puttin me up caitlyn's shit's crick with me along with him. i was able to figure her magey book readin out and out scienced the shit out of her with my magey button pressin. she aint all that
>>527331540the skin feels nice as fuck to play with aside from the fact that the auto sound plays before your auto actually fires so if you get into the "rhythm" then you end up cancelling autos legit everywhere
>>527331438you got bollywood over there. that's free lp
>>527331045>more than 1000 games evey splitbecause they have time
>still attention whoringnot their problem or fault if people decide to give them yous
none of this should really be your problem either
>>527327345Yeah but I'm the sexist for saying a girl feeding on Ezreal should stick to sup duties
>>527331729that wasnt bollywood that was street vendor style you know his plays aint clean
you think it'd be worth it to become a league creator these days? feel like this game is gonna be ACTUALLY dead within the next 5 years
>>527331775thanks for the reply king brown
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>>527331821hes only bad when he doesnt wash his hands. or does. I keep forgetting
>>527331854league content creation is dead it's all unranked to masters stream highlights
>he's still obsessed with kg when he doesn't even post anymore
>>527331854You're actually retarded if you think the game will die in the next 5 years. There are creators for games FAR far smaller than League making a comfortable living. Even if League reached Dota 2 levels of dead you could make a living.
when I play lux mid
https://youtu.be/Q9Klfqq_mE8?si=X7e90ha14AoA4CcK
>>527331946I like that rune on Singed whenever I play Spellbook because I can take shit recalls, sell something like my dorans ring, buy an item and then rebuy my dorans ring without "losing" money
but the rune itself is actual trash and if you can run hextech contraption or boots you should do that 10/10 times instead
>>527331810they come in two types. the zyras and the namis. I feel like the zyras are more adaptable to shitstorms than namis but it could just be me
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>>527331975There's definitely an oversaturation of that style of content or just plain playing the game. I thought it might be kind of neat to do a blend of animations and streams both focused on League
>>527331854>fun personality yes
>average chal player no
>>527331883not him either, crazy seeing random people online bother someone like this
>>527331854in terms of moba league still has some relevance but yeah this game's not gonna get any better as time passes because it's essentially beat just about every aspect of it to refresh the game every season and it's gotten to the point where even players are rethinking their choices in terms of paying for skins and seeing it's worth or literally playing the game itself, also people kinda easily see when riots actually worked on something or half assed content (this time not even finding it shocking or funny or joking about it anymore)
>>527331854Alois made it big all of a sudden, so yes if you are handsome, funny and good at the game
>>527332206thanks. that's pretty good tech. But yeah, I always always always switch it for either one. I only end up taking it when I dont save the rune page in time.
>>527332258there could be an audience for that but you may benefit from a creative consultant
>>527332513he's only one of those
>every Brawl I've played today has involved Lux, Brand, Teemo, or Asol
This mode needs a ban phase holy shit
>draven steals my aram penta
>np i just get another one
>>527331045ok and plenty of guys here do the same thing so who cares?
>>527332584>I always always always switch it for either one.there is not one champion I would ever consider picking it on except for Singed, due to his income potential and ability to just ignore the lane phase with proxying. Though, at times I even skip over it and go hextech just to proxy more because getting over the river wall faster when you are red side is more valuable than getting 200g after an item
>>527332629>he's only one of those1. good at the game
2. good looking (most of lol streamers are goblins)
2/3
3/3 is dependable
>>527332638it's just pvp meme modes being what they are
absolutely finetuned to optimize winning by abusing certain champs that are good at the map
this is why i dont even bother playing actual literal meme modes, would rather fucking play aram simply because it's "random" (debatable)
>>527320734best you can do is casual stuff like an arena tournament
i believe there were a couple of eu ones last year even
anything else would get too sweaty and messy
Is there anything worse than be a low elo male in this game?
low elo girls flock to high elo for boosts
high elo guys flock to egirls regardless of rank
high elo girls wouldn't even want to give a low elo male a chance, they don't even see them as humans
>>527333290you have never seen a vagina
>>527320734there's barely any people here to host a vg
>>527332638I think its interesting because people aren't even picking actually strong picks just the most annoying anti fun stuff they can.
Like Teemo, Shaco etc are complete shitpicks that lose your team the game singlehandedly most of the time but they are annoying as fuck.
Immobile pokeslop like Lux and Brand are pretty useless and can't farm camps so they just awkwardly sit in lane until someone picks them off from a bush or from fog.
Jungling is as miserable as ever.
Any time anyone loses lane, its automatically your fault.
>>527333290personally do not care what elo the guy is as long as they're doing ok with life
also you might be doing things wrong if you only care about dating girls who care about video game numbers more than yourself
Lux players are genuine subhumans
>>527333569>>527333381leaguetwt girls are all looking only for high elo men to duo with
>>527333439there are enough people to host vg's people are just deterred from it because people from here misbehave or are still fried from that ugly christmas last year
>>527333754look at the names it's 10 people out of a pool of 15, how can you make a tournament with 15 people that half of which probably won't show up in a tryhard setting
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>>527329032gn
good night loligee
>>527327909>says the guy that only needs to autolol, lmao even
>>527333838If you have to ask you're probably a lux player, so you can fuck right off
arhg, why is gwen so fun to play but at the same time so hard?
everytime I use her, I feel like im on coke going snip snip muthafucka but then I also miss the needles or cancel some auto because of bush reeee
but she's great nevertheless, I just need to get better
finally pushed myself to e2 again, do i call it quits or do i continue in demonqueue?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msTVnawtLVw&list=RDmsTVnawtLVw&start_radio=1
>>527333290>Is there anything worse than be a low elo male in this game?nope
high elo guys even instantly make friends with each other it's just like being a chad in real life
>>527333714then don't date them? if you were high elo and picked those girls up they would just be using you for free lps, it's not an actual relationship no matter how many times they tell you they love you or try to keep that illusion, also let it be known that there will always be another guy higher than you, the more you climb with them the tougher it will be to upskill the other pool of men trying to add them and harder it will be to guarantee them wins. you are literally retarded if you think any of that bullshit is worth a damn.
>>527333871dpm lol list has like 30 igns, there are even more people outside that list that are not added to it and post regularly here, there's also the guys in na that have their decade long friend lists and people on discord they can revive to get prize money, it is very possible a tournament can be done however it will be ultimately catastrophic and despicable.
>>527334458>5'6>gold>main support but I have a penis>NEETIt's never been so over has it?
>be retarded freak
>blind pick braum
>get outranged by every champ in the game
>"bro why no say I could pick marksman xD and u ap"
>afk in lane while your zyra adc wins 1v2
>contribute nothing all game
>end the game with less kp than your botlaner
>"gg teamcomp diff"
I mean he is right it was teamcomp diff on 3 roles
i just want a guy who i can duo with all day where we i can play support and he enjoys adc and we just have casual fun and who can keep me warm because my hands are freezing so badly right now and ive had 3 showers today to try and warm myself up
>>527334608it never began bro
>>527334081i queue bot secondary and play my mages
>>527334320I quit today's sesson 2 games shy of E2 because I know that the demons will be crawling the streets of Summoner's Rift tonight.
>Midnight queue>Weekend queue>In a 3 game winstreak from matches that Riot tried to matchfix into being lossesI will genuinely get the 4 most prolific names in Epstein's Black Book on my team if I play another match tonight
listen to iron maiden baby
>>527334608you could go the femboy route, a lot "men" are doing it because they can't fuck otherwise see *yra
>>527334646if you're a woman i will do this for you
cool it
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>>527334828duo queue with someone but have them dodge for you if the champ select looks bad, i hope you have friends that have like 7 accounts lol
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>>527334908i'm listening to kino
>>527334963>i hope you have friends that have like 7 accounts lolAny friend I have ever made on League or had that also played League has since quit League. I walk alone on this path of darkness.
>>52733459130 igns because it takes 0 effort to add them yet they only play once a week, if that. go ahead and host the tournament see if anyone even applies
>>527334828Gz anon, you just dodged my 1/10 jax
>>527335263>forgets to include tag>NA>45% wrpass
>>527335101add people from here
>>5273346461 person alone can't support an adc in the botlane. It requires an entire team.
>>527334932>>527334939i live in australia so its too far away from everyone to play with and i also havent had a job in 3 years and i have mental health issues and also am borderline anorexic because i have body image issues/too lazy to cook, you dont want me
>>527335493>borderline anorexicwifeable trait
>>527334608made for diamond cock
>>527335493are you cute though
>>527334396They should've made this the $500 skin.
>>527335171>go ahead and host the tournament see if anyone even appliesi've said many times i'd like to but it'd be chaotic, also eu would be out so im not interested in even more na tomfoolery
i will not do it because of that but a tournament can successfully happen
you people said the same thing about how eu vgs can't ever happen then i managed to get a good few actually running it's just stupid level of doomposting people always try to pull here
>>527335616hardstuck d4 typed this giggling to himself
lolg kneels to silvercock
>>527335493>karthusmaxxingi wonder who is the most fit anon here
>>527335729d4 is high elo ok!!!
>>527335796unironically? daymon and im not even joking
>>527333290>>527334458>5'7>barely average sized cock>bronze rank>quit job so i can be a neet again>only play female champs>constantly simps for women onlineSurely some league girl wants me right?
>>527335493if you are attractive at all or have a cute voice you can find love easily
>>527335796Me but I'll never post proof.
>>527335847im d2 and i still feel low
>>527335896lock your dick up and go the femboy route, dabs.
>>527335989the brutal blackpill is that even when you hit master, you feel like a shitter because you are now aware of every single mistake you make, as you make them
si17 won't even acknowledge my diamond dick...
>UOOGHHH IM SUCH A LOSER
>IM SHORT AND MY PEEPEE IS LITTLE AND IM LOW ELO AND I HAVE NO JOB AND NOBODY LIKES ME AND I PLAY GIRL CHAMPS
>ARENT I SO PATHETIC?
>*PUH-LEEEEEEEEEASE* DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!!!
Im saving all of my uzi pass boxes for when I have all 10 and I'll make a little webm showing the loots if anyone wants to see that and experience the 2nd hand disappointment in the dogshit I get
>>527335989d2 is the only human elo in the game
enjoy paradise while it lasts
>>527336208I dont think volibear would say this
>>527336208*rubs your belly*
owhhhh big fluffy bear
>>527335796I am the most grim reaper built anon in these threads
death becomes me
>>527336208didn't steel m3ntal clear you?
>>527335896shave smooth and sissypill yourself
youll be drowning in fagsimps and if youre cute enough you could probably pull off being a femboy top for another femboy
but you should definitely start out standard
>>527335493i don't play ADC often but I suppose I can learn the role. Who do you pay support? I refuse to lane with people who main brand or syndra type
>>527335938>if you are attractive at all or have a cute voice you can find love easilyLeast incel take
>>527336258i want to hit master just so i can start making lowmasta shitposts
>>527335493ocelux? you can still pull off being some anons gf if you just come visit a real continent
>>527286672because he's emo //_-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEn6Vg31BBY
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I put on VBL vod to have a background noise and all I got for hours on end is king G courtesing J in his own chat while getting called a femboy for his music tastes.
>>527336997cucked by tf....
>>527329032goodnight, nite dude.
>got put on the forced 50% wr queue again
I'm losing games where I'm the one doing most dmg, taking most obj and having 10/2 scores overall because I'm literally playing 1v5, the teammates I get are not human at all, they are worst than bots ffs