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>>527028283>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Chrono Genesis (3*)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' will be released in late June
CM Classic will be held in 6/21, Tokyo, 2400m, right, good, sunny, spring
CM Classic will be held in July, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
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Uma Musume: Pretty Derby English releases 6/26, preregistration open: https://umamusume.com/
>IP NewsUma Musume 6th Live Event will be held 10/18-19
'Umamusume: Cinderella Grey' anime currently airing
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Posting Mamechin for good luck for the franchise
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just finished reading chrono's training story, it's a pretty meta one with lots of keiba references (for example, in scenarios with ura finals you can't race at classic takarazuka and arima because we are watching >mobbed lys gracieux winning those instead) and cameos of others like the sunday group and the greys, even npcs like the journalist and aoharu girls are there
also when she's not being obsessed with keiba she actually has great wife qualities (caring and can cook good food)
i recommend reading her date events, they do highlight the relationship part more than the main training one
and yes, (you) do become kitamura in the story, it is near the end though
I want to completely assault her navel and armpits with my tongue before holding her down and having intense sex with her. I want to put her into so much heat that her loud moans that wake up the entire dorm, then have her walk to the showers with my semen dripping from her pussy down her thighs.
https://db.netkeiba.com/horse/2023102424/
so uhh, when Mowen's youngest daughter finally race?
What is the most direct translation for ่ฟฝ่พผ to english?
>>527334273bro this is her debut year, just give it a bit
chrono looks like she has a road merging arrow on her head
https://forms.gle/b45BxD3Nt9UtYpsF7
Takarazuka Kinen prediction poll is still open. I'll close it in 13 hours.
I won't be surprised if Maruzen does RQ work on Super GT and Formula events.
>>527334273damn she's really inbred
>>527340548CAM ON PRADARIA
WIN ONE FOR NAGOYA
>>527334508"last to first", "fast finisher", "starts way off the pace". there isn't a direct 1 to 1 word for it.
>>527340548Cheering for Durezza to win a second g1
I come here to announce that I have indeed wanked off to this Artificial Academy 2 card of Dasca.
>>527344556I asked and I care give me another update if you found another good card to masturbate to
>>527344614Least you can do is edit the reaction image into Ikuno Dictus to be more appropriate in uma thread instead of being off-topic
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Team IKZE main story when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S78EcZZkVc
Look at all these Grays in a big eater competition.
>>527350542we need his mother-figure arrow carry first
>>527319609She looks arrogant
10/10 will breed some princes to this king
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>>527351831>Get a load of this amateur...
Imma start watching this Umahh Muzoomer type shit. What do I watch first for Oguri no cap frfr?
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>>527356327They are indeed similar, except for one part.
>>527357252>Weight: Historical What does she mean by this.
>>527358330Her weight breaks records. What kind is left to the imagination.
>june velocity
pretty crazy how lord canola even has stayer genes
>>527360159Iโm hoping the KitaNox and Canola genes work out so the Nips can rest (a bit) from Sundayman inbreeding.
>>527360159Lord Kanaloa is the speed injection. He pairs really well with anyone.
Need my balls kicked by umamusume
Did they just tack this on now that Croix won the Daabi?
>>527360781Unless you're Spicaman, any uma who will kick your balls will end up with you pissing with your mouth for the rest of your life.
>>527361415Wouldn't be the first time. Remember Taabo and Pan?
>>527361685Good point. It could be a throwaway reference, but we're also slowly creeping into the Coof era. There's a chance Pan could appear next year.
oh, speaking of chronologist, normcore's daughter just won her debut race
Uh oh. Kitasan being Nox's proxy, but still the harem grows.
>yurinigger artIs the thread over there too slow for (You)r liking?
>>527361629All trainers are selected to have the enduracing to last against to full brunt of the hors
>>527363864Not much happening since there's no filler event this time around. How's CM going for you?
>>5273622072 for 2. good dam
>>527362207Hope Chronogenesis will as good as a mom as Normcore
I guess Goltzschtal is gonna go to kikkasho
>>527363020>Diamares only harem, although Chrono is there because of Croix
>>527363020Chrono is the only one not banged by Kita (yet)
>>527367898Something's wrong...
>>527368138Yeah...
No Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
>>527366495I love Cows and their Boobas
Best Umas...
>>527357252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAF_3WMJGM
>>527367898Sir that Grass looks a little Chrome.
>>527368494wdym? It's a 4-time G1 winner horse from Nearco sireline that won 3 consecutive Grand Prix races with Takarazuka and Arima at 4yo
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>>527363020>>527366973>>527367083>fucked by Nox>sis already fucked by Kita and Nox>main jockey won Daabi with Crox
>>527369061I don't think Kitan like this at all. I think he was forced (raped)
>>527369202Silly anon, you can't get raped by mares, they don't even know what rape is
Another cosplay event in downtown Nagoya today. Saw a pretty good Maya though I don't think the stripper boots she had on were URA regulation.
>>527369202If Nox turns out to be a good sire he should resign himself for Complete Kita Saturation.
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sex!!!!
>>527369061Kinda hated how Nox retired so fast and now all the champion mares went directly to Nox
>tfw still waiting for Tsuru's live theater vocals in Pyoitto Hallelujah
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watching the race after sex with Chrono feels good!
>>527369202He seems kinda lethargic/depressed based on comments by people who got to visit the breeding stable. Nox still got some life in him and happily greets any visitors. Dodo just eats.
>last commentary about Chrono was written by Croix
wtf
>>527369202>>527370773My boy looks pretty happy to me. When you compare him to his freshly retired state, it's like looking at two different horses. The studs actually killed his soul.
>>527370773tbf Kita only sees things as jobs and just want to get over with it. he do whatever asked, Croix is similar
>>527370773>Dodo just eats.That's my Reiwa no Spe.
>>527370773I remember that one time Contrail was near his retirement but looked like a giant blob when summer hit.
>>527371494Oh yeah, he turned into an Airbus Beluga.
>>527371494>but looked like a giant blob when summer hit.where is that old photo of Contrail strechting (Airbus edition)
>>527372137I think it was this one, but this was from 2024.
>>527371494>>527372025>>527372137>>527373596Uma Contrail could look like a slightly overweight Horsegirl (more like SUper Creek), with a bigger appetite than Oguri and her Stuffer friends together...
>>527373596nice round boi I wanna slap his tummy
>>527374085Contrail is more like a friendly dog during his active days. There's videos of him rolling around like one. Stud era stuff don't make it into this game.
You're describing Do Deuce.
If you want fat horses, ask for Resistencia instead.
>>527374705>Resistencia screaming whenever she see that she is fat (again)would be hilarious to see this.
>>527371040Are there any hors that actually enjoy stud duty? I know Goldship love the ladies and Stay Gold is a horny fuck.
>>527375224you just answer yourself
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>you step into her domain
I have too many mares in my account...
>>527375702>you use the metric system in her domain
Took me Chrono to beat the hag.
>Miles confiscate all my clocks
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>Offal Stew
those who said she is trainer's wife are correct huh
Is Chrono's unique good enough when inherited as a normal skill?
>>527377232It loses the secondary effects and decreases to ใกใใฃใจ so it's Lickey tier. Only good on the prime uma, but mediocre as an inherit.
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>>527377232better to use other uma's skill to add to her
https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/1933804842193203499
Myriad Love, winner of last year's Jpn1 Zen-Nippon Nisai Yushun beating Natural Rise, passed away today after breaking down midrace....
>>527380538>Heart failure after shifting to turfRest in peace. Nothing else to say to that.
>>527380538>>527380693Huh, IKZE was the jockey. That guy has been having a rough year so far.
>>527380538>heart failureMan.. RIP
>>527380538She's still so young too. What a damn shame.
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>>527381132https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1933803048083861633
>all 6 races>Myriad Love goes to hors heavenfk
>>527382092Delectable
Succulent
Absolutely Tantalizing
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God I want to lay my face on either Chrono or Bonquet's thighs.
i have too many mares on my bed
>>527387774One is too many?
Who do I run for Derby chanmi;
Frog Dia or UAF Chikezo?
I will own this pretty loser
I only have 2 uma figs currently and need more
>>527391365tacto seeeeeeeeeex
I just wanna sexually bully her
>>527394393She will win in sexual matters too.
>>527371040Imagine his post nut clarity must be unreal and painful
>>527397539He's a big horse.
>>527397539Kita has learned all secrets of the universe.
how did namura clair lose so badly
and how come there were so many former dirt horses in the top 5
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I want to have sex with Chrono after watching a G1 race.
>>527404692Lmao nigga you're not leaving the stands until the whole race program is over. Have fun standing for another hour.
>>527368278Came here to post this
>>527405398that just made me and Chrono hornier than ever mon.
Although we might waste too many hours chatting about the race before fucking like wild animals.
>>527403312Time to breed the Kitasan!
>>527406870why did they make the worst protag the most sex
Divegrass against /fgoalter/ in 4 hours. If we lose we're fucking dead.
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
Ein Arsch wie ein Brauereipferd.
This wouldn't be happening if we had Jovial Merryment in our team.
>>527408060Homo? You're the one talking about HRT...
>>527408292horse tace tests, which is the best thing that came out during the fall of our chan
Speaking of, who the hell is Rudolf's roommate? She's Miho dorm, so she must have a roommate right?
>>527407537 its a twitter meme, by sense it shouldnt be in the divegrass team anyways
>>527407316Eishin Flash?, wo?
>>527408594what are you talking about? /uma/ loves HRT
>>527408779Maybe /umalter/ does, but we don't
>bait
faggot go back to discord and stop this offtopic shit already.
that isn't even real horses either
This retard and his cord have been a thorn in our general's side for half a year now, will this continue?
>>527408779I've only seen it talked about in a bait post idk how you can say that /uma/ loves it....
Stop being baited fucking retards. 51% of them will not be here past their 30s, don't pay attention to them
>>527408621But does she have a nice arse?
wish those nigers just be contented in their hellhole rather wasting their asses here.
stop talking about the troonchyon faggot, post hors instead
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Alright. Here's the final prediction result.
IKZE got injured so Rousham Park will need a new jockey.
>>527412405Chrono please.
>>527407267Gah, don't let this be the end.
>>527412337fking erotically sexo... I want to hug her, cuddle her, give her headpats while doing lots of erotic things like handholding and kissing...
>>527412145>double voteS-Sorry
> misery porn divorce scenario with dantsu and (you)
Does anyone have a link or at least share artist name?
Still running. Finished season 1 today of the Anime.
>>527412145One day, someone else will join the 2 Takarazuka win club.
>>527431246Goldshi my beloved...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jzb0WUN7w8
>>527407267Starting in a few, get in
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>527431676Pretty Gray ็ฐใฎmemoire
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Chrono Genesis sounds like a fighting game character's hyper move
>>527433423Wait 'til you hear about my friend, Lance of Chaos
DON'T POST ARDAN
I REPEAT
DON'T POST ARDAN
As long as there's no umanko everything will be fine, see?
>>527436630Don't post umanko you say
>>527434808Sure
>>527434808My Wife....
Never ending Umapyoi...
>>527437803OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>527437803AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>527438073Read the filename
>>527438073behind a locked twitter account.
https://x.com/koutyazikan/status/1933843863229399477
MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN!!!
>>527431246it won't be this year because blow the horn is resting due to injury
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Finally some good uma lewds
DOTOU for fuck's sake stop sleeping in the Janny's closet
That was a sketchy game, but we pulled through. See you on Friday for our final group stage match against /wowg/. As long as we win it, we'll be safe.
>>527441605GG manager. Hopefully we get an amazing season this time
Please, go back to your cord...
They're gonna adapt the entire manga, right? I see no reason why they should stop with 23 episodes. The manga (from what I understand) is like on its last arc. There's very likely more than enough time for it to finish so that Cygames can make a broadcast schedule for animating the rest of the manga.
>>527449283Has anyone mapped the pacing of the anime vs the pacing of the manga? This should be easy if you read the manga and have an >80 IQ
>>527441605Cam on hors, we can do this.
ulala...your lewd papa.....
This is the ideal female body type.
>>527412145So it's either Opera, Durezza, or Sol?
>>527441605This bitch looks like she's starving.
>>527461464ehehehe i know just what to feed her...
Is this weirdo the best uma in the series? Her VA is a rookie too
https://youtube.com/shorts/WVVKmzf1nXo
>>527463091She's a funny retard that got cursed with curves
>>527463091shes my favorite whoma from last year for sure
>>527464958why would you even play global when there's a translation mod for JP
>>527466305Downloading a mod that installs and updates itself is too much for many people.
https://force-of-the-horse.com/
Shadowverse got a new rival.
>>527412145Rousham Park will be ridden by Hishida Yuuji. He won the 2024 HaruTen on TO Royal.
if lord del rey wins it'll be his owner's first G1 win in 12 years
>>527412145Prediction conjured from Chrono's fever dream:
3 - Rousham Park
11 - Sol Oriens
17 - Regaleira
In no particular order.
>>527412145I will support all Lord Kanaloa spawns.
new umanko
https://litter.catbox.moe/lbjblmnlsr310rwt.png
this is such a bait from the global troon
>>527466305>Global already has Chronos
>>527469239>MakahikiHuh? Kaneko-san wtf is this!?
>>527472630he's not even related to the globaltards, that's the funny thing
>>527449283>>527451106I was looking at the pacing a few weeks ago. The pace was roughly 1 vol every 3 eps which means the anime would end in white lightning arc at current pacing.
First Contrail's 2yo debut in 5 mins
are the characters in this game really all based on real life male horses? Doesn't that make you guys gay by proxy?
>>527476276Have you ever heard of a mare?
>>527476276Yeah it's a gay game just like FGO
>>527476359I kinda wanna see about getting into this game cause I liked the animes, but the fact it's all based on real life horse racing stuff is kinda weird. Idk how I feel about the fact that my waifu was euthanized at the age of 6 and was actually a male.
Contrail first child flopped.......
Contrail's 2nd debut flopped as well....
>>527476276You've just noticed?
>>527476618>>527476276>He can't separate anime girls from the tangential history attached to themThis is so silly to me, only a newfag would be concerned about this.
I'm guessing Suzuka was the one you liked from the anime?
>>527476618>feeling weird about the base premise of umaThis is the reason why global will flop. But in all seriousness, if you're that fussy, you can join the faction of the fanbase who are really into the mare (female racehorse) side of the cast.
>>527477742no rice shower, but I mean it's just weird. Like azur lane is based on ships, but ships aren't living things and all the characteristics taken from their real life counterparts are ascribed to them. These girls are based on living things that had their own lives, and a pretty fucking weird life if you apply it to humans. Like imagine if you had a gacha of anime girls based on dictators and hitler was the front girl, would you play it?
>>527476276we love boys here
>captcha: RDGYY
>>527477742suzuka was 4 when he died
>>527476618Is this your first gijinka franchise? You should seperate the anime character from the thing she was inspired from even if it attempts to be authentic with it's inspiration.
>>527476621>>527477464>both got 5th placehuh
>>527478441ok, but do they ever canonically reference the fact that they were males irl or that they were euthanized?
>>527478174Sure why not. I played FGO once.
>>527478174The creative department has been attributing every possible characteristic of the horse's history & daily habits they could find, as well as fusing some of the jockey's traits into the uma personality. The recent string of post launch (post 2nd anni) umas have been replicating the OG horse's habits well, which is part of the appeal to the JP fanbase.
>anime girl hitler gachaSomeone will whale this. Never underestimate the power of gachabrains.
>>527476276I'm a turbofaggot, I want to cum inside a stallion and get her pregnant.
>>527478174>Like imagine if you had a gacha of anime girls based on dictators and hitler was the front girl, would you play it?I would commish anime Hitler and Netanyahu scissoring eachother
>>527478531Mares wear bloomers and stallions wear shorts. Mares have an ear ornament on the left ear and stallions have one on the right.
>or that they were euthanized?Watch the anime/play the game and find out.
>>527478531No and no. They have visual nods about it.
>>527477901>if you're that fussy, you can join the faction of the fanbase who are really into the mare (female racehorse) side of the castthat's even worse since most of the mares irl got impregnated multiple times by other stallions. it's quite literally NTR
>>527478860that's the joke lol
either that or reverse harem.
>>527478531Yes. Euthanization is represented as "hospitalization" in most cases. But do keep in mind uma is an ideal representation (fanfiction) of keiba careers, so almost everything goes right in-game. The more gritty representations are the non-game media (Cingrey, RTTT, the movie).
>>527478786And Hermaphrodites have both ornaments. They exist, you just have to find them.
>>527478860Anon, this is not your average blank slate self insert gacha. Every uma has a trainer with a unique personality and background which melds with the main historical jockey of the racehorse. You have to separate yourself from that mindset if you're prepped to enter this franchise long term unless you're into that kink.
>>527478174You wouldn't? FGO already exists. Obvioualy, don't.
>tfw no doujin of umas stealing men from ningen women
>>527478174Horses aren't humans though? They're not exactly aware that they're horses, the only thing that they pull from their real world counterparts are names, some characteristics/quricks, and the personalities of the jockey's that rode on them in some cases. Any series that personifies characters based on anything in the real world is subject to the same creative liberties, you're straight up thinking too hard about the premise.
Also, the hypothetical gacha you're talking about is FGO btw, is that one weird to you?
>>527478860And that's also another reason why the irl horse is not the same thing as the horse girl. Another reason is that they're not just the horse's characteristics.
>>527478174There are characters in Strike Witches whose IRL counterparts brutally killed other characters IRL counterparts and it makes no difference for me. They're all hot.
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Gonna wonder if there other based and good mare gens other than 2005 and 2019.
I thank devs for releasing the most cute, based and too damn erotically sexo mares.
2020 seems lacking or I need to remember harder, as I only know are Lala and Ai.
>>527479279Why would you want that
>>527479389>horses aren't humans thoughwhich is one of the reasons it's really weird to me. FGO is pretty weird too, but I thought that was exclusively historical legends like jack the ripper who was never actually caught so they can justify making them into a loli.
>>5274795802021 gen but you know it won't happen
>>527478531I don't know how you got the impression they are supposed to "know they are X". Horses don't exist in their universe, uma musume do. Their FICTIONAL stories are simply based on real history. Nobody is aware of some kind of "past life" with possibly one exception
>>527479580Lala and Ai are 2018, before the 2019 gen.
Verxina and Donna are the main stars of the 2012 mare gen, as there were no other standouts.
2003 would also be pretty fun, but we need Admire Groove to make SiL's Triple Tiara complete.
2020 mares were underwhelming personally, sorry Tacto. She needed stronger mates.
>>527479806She just want to be with her trainer
>>527479124>they exist>implying there's more than oneKill yourself
>>527480078Why would I spoonfeed the only one in the game? It's not like I'm being threatened by the IRA.
>>527479724>Because they're historical legends and we haven't seen them personally, that justifies making the characters widely inaccurate to history, even when there are records of their existence!I don't think you're very intelligent.
The rain stopped and Hanshin now sunny.... Sol's only chance of winning G1 is now gone........
>>527480386Takarazuka is also few weeks ahead so the ground wasn't that bad, it's over...
>>527480180It's not exactly esoteric knowledge
>>527480349They're legends for a reason dude. They have an air of mystery. Hitler isn't a mystery. He's a dude we knew well. Jack the ripper's case was never solved so they can fill in the gaps for the audience's sake.
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>>527480659>Never solvedhttps://nypost.com/2025/02/15/world-news/jack-the-rippers-identity-revealed-after-dna-breakthrough-historian/
>>527480659Legitimately what the fuck are you talking about? You weren't born before 1942, were you? Jack the Ripper was man that existed, he killed 5 women. The example you're use doesn't even make sense.
>>527481192stop posting that bullshit
>>527480659So what about all of the Bakufu era characters that we have government records of but get flanderized to hell and back?
Why are you guys engaging with an obviously retarded newfag?
>>527481407I never said that they exclusively used mythologized historical characters. that's just what I thought they used.
>>527481432It was amusing at first
>>527481304you're genuinely retarded if you think hitler is as unknown as jack the ripper
>>527481514The more you feed them, the longer they'll stick around. Just put them back where you found them.
>>527479228>>527478542The majority of servants in FGO barely even resemble the figures they're supposed to be based on in the way they act, core character traits, what they do, or their powers because half the writing team comes up with a concept first and find someone they can twist and shoehorn into that, and the other half is obsessed with subverting expectations in the most retarded way possible.
Yet another reason why hons is superior.
It's just one tourist troll baiting for (you)s why did you entertain him and fellate his ego
>>527481348>t. Aaron Kosminski
Im a newfag tourist. Uma I want to have sex with:
Suzuka
McQueen
Kitasan
>>527481759it's why I stop giving a fk about FGO since 5 years or something, fking Nasu thinks he can bitch around especially with 90 variants of saberface.
>>527481763We could always talk about CM and the upcoming Takarazuka.
>>527476621>>527477464It's fine. There's still more Contrail spawns to come. Surely one of them will be good.
>>527482221But... they're one of the most hyped one
This tourist bait is simply a warmup for what's to come when global servers open.
>>527479638losing to and getting mindbroken by umanko is hot
>>527482293Just trust the plan. The Contrail airline sury won't be a flop.
Average day on /uma/ G1 raceday.
didn't expect Dantsu Fighter to make the jump from dirt to turf
>>527482313You motherfuckers have been biting at every baits for the past five~six threads. This doesn't bode well for the future
>>527482891Sorry, it's just totemo oishii
NYOOOO TAZUNA SAVE MHHGGBLBBLBBBBLBBLBL
>>527482891>five~six threadsThey've been doing it since global was announced
except durezza hate the ground he should win this
>>527483417Black and white cartoon sexooo.
>>527482336Imagine a Sirius adaptation with her torena and her constantly butting heads only for Siriustorena to realize how much he cherished that attitude when she comes back from France a shell of what she used to be, and now he has to do something crazy to bring the old Sirius back.
The track is drying faster than expected. Sol's chances going down the drain nooooo
>>527484128I'd read that, yeah. That sounds amazing.
I love it when the trainer is more than just an observer and actually go above and beyond to give his hors a happy ending. Mirako (thin)'s trainer was amazing with this.
Speaking of France. Here's a picture El's actual trainer took of the turf there. The ground there is so swampy that, instead of being able to kick the ground up and accelerate like normal turf, the horses just sink into the ground as they run.
>>527485805fking heck, how do European horses can able to run well while JP gets murdered.
Hanshin sunny............ It's Solover........
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>>527486730One day Shion will get a hair alt.
Which Uma got the biggest ears
What happens if you rub the ears
>>527489248It would be extremely painful.
>>527489248It would be extremely arrousing...
>>527489184Nice, but what about their tails?
>>527489248sexual harrasment!
>>527489369You're a normal ningen.
The dumber the hors, the better she is.
MEISHOOOOOOOO TABARUUUUUUUUU WON TAKARAZUKA KINEEEEEEEEEN
>>527412145Another G1 victory for the Meisho clan. Uma Ojisan's first G1 of the year.
Time to drink the sorrows awayโฆ fml
I TOLD YOU GUYS
YEAR OF THE NIGERS
Is Take back? Or will he flop until Arima?
>>527491703He'll flop until the important race
Have feeling Tabaru will go this year's The Arc
Here are the top results. Oh man, what a mess of a race. Only Kazuo and Opera lived up to the ninki.
>>527491864The registration closed last month.
>>527492043They can always registration late with payment for The Arc
I guess it depends on Ojisan's will
>Golshi sired a G1 winning colt
>>527492227I guess the end of the world really is coming. It's been nice knowing you dacchis.
That was really far back for Sol knowing the front bias
>Black Tide new G1 filly
>Gorushi new G1 colt
This year is wild
Ten years later, the son finally cleared his father's name
>>527492463not enough to pay debt!
>>527492043Wait so Meisho beating Opera in Takarazuka again?
>>527492538Yep. Absolute kino.
>>527492538Yeah. Genesis Method is working again.
>Goldship's son winning a Takarazuka win>A Meisho destroying another Opera
>>527492387Your desk used all his power to win Daabi. Maybe he'll win something again in autumn.
>Regaleira in 11thI don't know why she was 2nd fav when it's not even autumn/winter yet.
>>527492680Damn. I should have trusted history.
>>527492043>4 years oldThere's still a chance Tabaru can join his dad and keiba onna.
A new CinGray episode is airing today right?
>>527492387Just be happy Desk won the Derby, and pray that both him and Croix won't burn themselves out at L'Arc.
>>527492807I had her at least being on the board. No one expected her to have a horrendous late start.
>>527493851Only Opera not sinking, most jockey underestimate the track
>>527476276stallion lovers are gay
i'm a mare chad
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Is it wrong to have a sexual relationship with your Uma Athlete(S)?
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>>527494657No, nothing is wrong.
Isn't it real suspicious that the trainer and uma end up being a couple most of the time and that becomes a 90% probability if they compete in the Twinkle Series?
>>527495476Oy neigh, shut it down. The ningens are noticing.
>>527495476But what about the Galactic Empress?
>>527496175The Galactic Empress and Seiun are the 10%. Their Losing Heroine traits are too strong.
>>527495476Trainer-san should have read the contract more closely.
I wish I did...
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>le scene replicated
I should start buying tickets bros
>oh Meisho Tabaru is Goldships son
>like goldship and want to support his kids
>actually won
wao..
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>โI saw a colt run a little stick, just about so big,โ one said, spreading his hands no more than a foot apart, โsmack into his stomach. How he ever did it no one knows. But he did. Anโ he died the same day despite everything we did for him. Can you imagine, a little stick costinโ us a fine colt?โ
Hors...
>>527492807regaleira won arima before, so they now wanted her to be like lys and chrono and become another consecutive grand prix winner mare
too bad they forgot to consider her previous injury
>oguri rushing to greet kitahara
ใใใชใโฆ
i want my uma wife too
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>nooo you can't roll for horses you have to save for 5 copies of a support card to have human rights
How true is this meme?
>>527499552Only ever roll with your heart and dick
>>527499552Doesn't matter if you don't care about pvp.
>>527499552Pretty true if you want to actually engage in the gameplay and win in PvP (the only endgame content there is), completely false if you're just there to stare at the characters, read the story, and get clobbered in PvP.
>>527498309shes seducing me again
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>Chiyo and Ardan are both injuired
>Gaia barely loses in 2nd because of late final leg accel after being blocked
>Not only did the turf dry up, but Sol is riding so far behind that was basically a total wash from start to finish
When will my GOATs finally get their big breaks? Who do I even look forward to for the fall?
https://x.com/JayRAye02/status/1934141130771427617
Bellagio Opera really is a great horse but Take's ride on Tabaru is simply wicked baiting Opera into moving up early thinking Tabaru already out of gas but little did he know Tabaru had only just started and prepared for a stamina battle
>>527502790>shades of 2001 Akiten when Digitan rode far out to trick TMOO into slowing downGenesis Method at work indeed
>>527502790Can't believe it's the first Father-Son combo to win Takarazuka as well
>>527503179Nvm me dumb I forgot earnestly is a male
>>527499552Yes. The difference between a free SSR MLB Speed Card over an MLB Kitasan is staggering.
>>527503337Tabaru has a chance to repeat since heโs young and talented enough. Weird that all it took was a jockey switch from Hamanaka to Ojisan, so maybe all he needed was a more experienced jockey hand to guide him.
>>527503568Yeah it was how they utilize Tabaru's stamina cheat differently. Hamanaka uses it to gain an early advantage by going oonige and sustained it long enough hoping no one could catch up till the end. While Take gets Tabaru to the front and makes sure he's well-rested for the whole trip and unleashes it all on the last stretch
>>527503920Crazy how much a strategy change changed the results from mercurial to G1 contender. If Tabaru stays the course and maintains a good condition, he could pull off a 2025 grand prix in December.
ill make a /vmg/ thread for my fellow jp exclusive bros once global drops
>>527504963I'll post there too, you wont be getting rid of me so easily.
>>527504963>let's just split the thread so global SEAniggers can destroy this general quickerretard
>>527504963jokes on you I play neither because gacha games are trash
>>527504963You have to be the biggest, most lukewarm IQ nigger to even bother splitting the thread when we're not even HALF as fast as other generals. Also even if you did I'll invade your tiny little general like my father does to my sister.
>>527504963No reason to do so.
>>527504301Ojisan is amazing with niger and senkou hors, so I think this combo can go pretty far. I just hope it's not a fluke.
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Finished Pretty Derby S1. Heading into S2 right now. I am also thinking to watch the movie as well.
>>527509774This was Ojisan's first Zuka victory in 19 years, with his last being with Pui. Tabaru clearly has the potential to go far if it's tapped right.
>>527509774For once Take actually rides a horse at its preferred strategy and does not put them at the back like Dodo / Deep just to farm fastest L3F
>>527510709I can't help but be skeptical as to the authors' biases.
By what methodologies was such a conclusion reached?
Cinderella Gray is #1 again on Anime Trending(Anitrendz.com) an entire month of being #1. Amazing.
>>527474079Makes sense, I think they even announced that or something
How many seasons would that make then, total?
>>527511865It's a weak anime class to be fair.
But Cingrey's Tama-Oguri rivalry also brought fresh blood into the fandom when the manga reached that arc because it was that good. So it's only fair that the globe is experiencing what the Japanese market went through years before.
>>527510709> TachyonLegit
> DigitalLegit
> Northern TasteHm....
>>527512278The material also cites a certain "Tokino Minoru" where footnote 2 is, and it comes from known paparazzi reporter Hayakawa. So I'm not sure about the veracity of this overall report.
Gold ship seiyuu broke down in tears because a gold ship spawn won a race
That's cute
>>527504963Why don't you leave now, faggot? No one cares.
>>527512413The absolute state of modern academia.
Don't they know what this Tachyon's been doing to the poor bastard she calls her trainer?
Is there a youtube video of Oguri's funeral? I wanna watch it, but I don't know what to search. I put Oguri Cap's name in katakana, but I don't know what to put for the rest. What's the kanji for "funeral"?
>>527512820Eh, what's the worst that could happen?
>>527508285>I'll invade your tiny little general like my father does to my sister........ What do mean by this, dacchi?
>>527513450Cafe having a conniption somewhere in Tracen.
>>527485805I'm retarded and until now I thought that turf was like astroturf or something and not actual grass
>>527485805>frog eaters>swampy turfkek. The joke just writes themselves.
>>527510709Her theory could use some more improvement. Instead of asking why don't trainer and their uma get married right now, they should ask why they're not married even before they get in to Tracen.
>>527510709> In this paper, we report on the importance of intimacy between trainers and their horse girls and the effect that intimacy has on improving competitive ability. Through experiments using students from our school, we found that intimacy significantly improves competitive ability, and we suggest that it may be necessary to build a new relationship between trainers and horse girls.> Intimacy improves abilityI'm not a scientist but this seems legit
>>527514041Wasn't there a rumour that athletes at the olympic camps had a lot of sex before their events?
>>527514262Yeah they always hands out boxes of condoms to the athletes village camps during olympics because they fuck like rabbit
>>527514262> Sex in Olympic campsIt's just fact
> Sex before their eventsNow that is unknown to me
But it's clear proof that umas can and should have sex as their reward
>>527514262It's after, not before. The guys and girls that finish their events first get like 2 weeks to fuck like rabbits.
>>527514445Do they fuck each other or their spouses or bf/gf? That sounds degenerate as hell.
>>527514556>It's just factUmm, gonna need a, um video proof of that.
>>527514947It's an orgy, they just bang anyone they found fancy
>>527514947A lot of olympic athletes are young college age and not married yet. It just happens. Obviously a guy like LeBron won't be cheating but the younger athletes fuck a ton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havTtyL8kWk
Jockey cam for Takarazuka is here. Another cool Genesis Method with this race is that Meisho Tabaru's trainer, Ishibashi Mamoru, was the main jockey for Meisho Samson - the most successful Meisho hors.
What I'm curious about now is what happened to Durezza. He had a good position for most of the race but then he sank back. It can't be a lack of stamina since he ran longer distance before. He doesn't seem to be injured like back in HaruTen either.
>>527515253Forgot to add that that Tabaru's mother, Meishou Tsubakuro, was the last horse Ishibashi Mamoru won with during his time as a jockey. So this is just a win for the entire Meisho clan's history.
>>527514947What this one said
>>527515035Sadly no video (yet)
Interested in playing, is there any cute gyarus?
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>>527516183G = gyaru
S = sex
K = konstantly
>>527502598just late bloomer things like Acute. Just have a little faith.
>>527516183Ok I'll play this game now
>>527513576I need not elaborate further. This keeps anon on his toes.
>>527513576His dad ruined /ss13g/
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A(SS) MILE
>>527508285>even giving such blatantly obvious bait from an obvious tourist the time of day
>>527520793But I am hungry...
>>527514556>But it's clear proof that umas can and should have sex as their rewardSpeaking as a neutral third party I presume
>>527520793And I got what I wanted from sucking the bait. Are you happy anon?
Weird creatures keep multiplying...
>>527527010Come and join the spiral Trainer.
>train LoY
>get horny
>train chrono
>get horny
>train donna
>get horny
ahhhh... fucking mares.....
>>527528095Umapyoi.
I thought we already talked about this anon
Bros, is Uma Ireland a kingdom? Fine Motion really give non subtle hints but I'm not sure
>>527530275https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O%27Conor_dynasty
Probably something like this but they never got (fully) conquered by the Brits.
>>527530275It is. Everyone that interacted with her have confirmed that she is a bonafied princess, unlike Orfe that's just larping as a monarch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnSHJFzaMIs
Ojou...
>>527516183GYARU WEEK 2 WHEN?
why did urban chic do so badly...
>>527516183Espon and Pokke joined too lateโฆ
Mirako eating a slice of pizza
https://x.com/fikkyun/status/1934184126858641839
>>527528530I want to suck Chiyo's milk!
>>527532464ToT
I wish she comes to umamusume already... Sundayman better give her the best story...
>>527532115....her Trainer is so lucky, he might ends up with a free Irish passport after Fine graduation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG1bPIAavLg
The LORE for the episode 11 is out.
>>527538226>>527538726....
She won't do that, right? She definitely won't put her trainer on a one way trip to Ireland, right?!
>>527539002You need to marry her, the HOuse of Uma-Connacht needs successors....
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>>527537786>might>afterHow about during her active years?
So this game is getting your waifu and just roll on support cards since those give the biggest boost?
>>527539702I see a lot of plateauing, I'm curious about the deck
>>527539702Complete keibaonna saturation.
>>527540741More or less, some characters are better than others, but you mostly need a good deck to assure you're making something worthwhile competitively, if you're concerned about that.
>>527540815Probably auto runs.
>>527540541I'm still waiting for someone to reveal those hidden umanko art from this artist...
>letting the ramen fairy sink her claws into you
Oh nyo nyo nyo...
the jra needs to upgrade stayers stakes to a G1 already
>>527543695They'll do it after Sapporo Kinen's G1 upgrade :) aka never
>>527541169He defo draws them. It's possible that he got to draw some back in 2021 when 2chan wasn't as cancerous as today in regards to horse porn.
What's their fucking problem?
โJRAใฎ่ฆ่งฃ
JRAๅพ่คๆญฃๅนธๅ็ไบ้ทใๆญๅน่จๅฟตใฏๅค็ซถ้ฆฌใฎ่ฑกๅพดใจใใฆๅญๅจใใพใใใๆใ
ใฏใใใGIๆ ผใจใใฆ็ฎๆใ็ซถ่ตฐไฝ็ณปใซใฏไฝใฃใฆใใชใใใใงใใใ ใใGI็ซถ่ตฐใจใใใฎใฏใใใ็ฎๆใ็ซถ้ฆฌไฝ็ณปใฎ็ฎๆจใจใชใในใใงใใฃใฆใ็ช็ตใ็ทจๆใใฆๆไพใใ็ซๅ ดใจใใฆใฏๅ็ดใซใฌใผใใฃใณใฐใๆบใใใฆใใใใใจใใฃใฆGIใซใใใใใงใฏใชใใใจใใ่ใๆนใ ใจใ็่งฃใใใ ใใใฐใจๆใใพใใ (็ซถ้ฆฌใใใฏใ2023ๅนดๅนด้ ญใฎๆๆใ)
JRA็ซถ่ตฐ้จ็ช็ตไผ็ปๅฎคไผ็ป่ชฒใฎ่ชฒ้ท่ฃไฝใๆใ
ใจใใฆใฏๆฅใจ็งใซG1ใฌใผในใๅคใ็ตใใงใใใใ็ใไธใใใใจ็ช็ตใ็ทจๆใใฆใใใ ใใซใๅคใซG1ใจใชใใจโฆใ็ขบใใซๆญๅน่จๅฟตใฏๅบ่ตฐ้ฆฌใฎ่ณชใ้ซใใงใใใๅนดใซใใฃใฆใฐใใคใใใใใพใใๆๅ้ฆฌใซใจใฃใฆใฏ็ง็ซถ้ฆฌใๆตทๅค้ ๅพใซใคใชใใใใใฎไธๆฆใจไฝ็ฝฎใฅใใใใฆใใๅฐ่ฑกใใใใพใใใ้ใซใใใซๅใๆณจใใใใฆใๆฅใ็งใฎๅฑคใ่ใใชใฃใฆใใพใฃใฆใฏๆฌๆซ่ปขๅใชใใใงโฆใๅฎ้ใๅๅคใฎๅฎๅก่จๅฟตใงใฏ(ใกใณใใผ้ใใซ)่ฆๅดใใฆใใ็พๅฎใใใใพใใใใใใพใ็พๅฎๅณใใใใพใใใญใ(ๆฑในใ)
https://youtu.be/P3CB8ueTlq8
WATASHI NOOOOO SE KA I
>>527540346is there more?
>>527544683>yet another fucking 2000m racewho cares
>>527547859Too many curves.
Would a notional proliferation of Kitaspawn over the generations help reduce the incidence of exploding legs, or would it just encourage the owners to push them harder and end up with the same injury rate?
>>527549859As long as the Y*shidas and similarly cynical profit-obsessed owners exist it'll absolutely be the latter or worse
>>527544039wish I could convince him to at least share them, such things should stay buried forever.
>>527549859looking at skilfing, it'll be the latter
>>527549859They already bred him with weak mares, Nox and Skilfing was that. Though Skilfing was a heart failure. Trainer need to stop grinding their horses until they can't no longer run, Shimizu is monster for this.
>>527552552>can't no longer runI'm retarded. Kita filled a niche spot as stallion early on; covering mares with weak body, small body or rough temperaments. If they only want a sturdy horses they would need to erase Duramente, Cesario, and Vega. Sunday's stallion is also not that fragile, it's mostly the dam.
>>527555340Neesan-Personality
Is global following the same banners as JP?
>>527558009it seems like so...
>>527558009Yeah, rerolling for Super Creek's card and saving 1 entire month for Kitasan's card and then save for Ramonu.
Holy fuck Super Creek has huge tits
>>527558803I miss the tension of LโArcโs music and the threat of Benis zooming up out of nowhere to steal the win.
>more inu musume than ever before
>still no sanpo
When will Cygays correct this massive oversight?
>>527540346What's the source of this one?
gaze upon her visage and know fear
>>5275687922chan. Posted anonymously by shio_otoko_x
>>527563567Once Blast Onepiece releases, be patient
>>527573324no
gib sanpo now
Happy Sunday today, have more Sunday for your Sunday.
https://tsumanne.net/si/data/2025/06/15/10050971/
>>527577018whats this dog doin
I still can't believe Gorushi sired a G1 winning colt it's unreal
>>527579151Son carrying the will of many old men.
>>527579151>>527581214I find your lack of faith disturbing
>>527582159no, more torture please
>>527579151autism is a superpower
First thing you see when you return to Tracen from a business trip is this. What do you do?
>>527586556360 and nope away
>>527579151Yeah, it's kinda crazy. Maybe he'll be the one to continue to the Stay Gold line on turf after all.
inb4 Oju Chosan got some insanely overpowered sperm
>top 5 were all individual owners
good
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Why the fuck they use Front/Pace/Late/End part for the aptitude screen it looks extremely retarded. Runner/Chaser/Surger/Closer might not be the exact localization but at least it looks better
>>527582159It's ok, I'll just take her back home and clean her then treat her with love
>>527589606EN be that dumb. Honestly, your recommendation is a lot better even when shortened to 3 letters.
>>527586675Well you better wish there's a vehicle behind you Trainer.
Ain't no way you can outrun an Uma, much less one in that state
>>527589606Front Runner and Late Surger aren't bad, but what the fuck is a Pace Chaser and an End Closer?
>>527590148Who told you that you need to be faster to outrun a horse? You just need to outsmart and outlast them.
>>527591127The terms commonly used in the US are Front Runners, Stalkers, and Closers, at least they keep the Runners and Closer. Sashi doesn't really exist and just grouped with Closer, and for obvious reason they change Stalker into Pace Chaser and make up Late Surger
Global server will have faster content pace to chase JP's content
>>527592298They mentioned the banners and events but nothing about scenarios. Makes me wonder how they plan to release them and also get people to spend money. If the cards will get powercrept even faster than before there's even less point to roll or do anything until it's caught up, right? It also means breezing past the actual honeymoon phase of the game and going into the bullshit powercreep faster.
>>527592839uma honeymoon phase is 4 years ago. Even if they keep the banner at a regular pace, most people already know what to roll and keep their stash anyway
>>527592298Seems like they'll lessen the filler events like Tachyon genes and Umadex events. But the uma grind is rough, and I wouldn't be surprised if that strat leads to the global playerbase shifting to becoming more voyeuristic than actively playing.
>>527592298Wait, how's the scheduling gonna work then? Are they squeezing 3-4 banners per month like early uma? Are anni celebrations gonna be earlier?
So they're gonna compensate us for a faster pace right
>>527594116Small indie company, please understand.
In all seriousness, Cygames (via Crunchy) also did this when they controlled Priconne. It didn't turn out well because there was no compensation.
Howaaaaa~
>>527592298Are they going to give more jims too? It's going to be hard to save up enough jims to roll for stuff if they're only increase the pace of the content.
>>527593629The announcement says a whole lot of nothing, they should've actually provided information on their plan instead of being so vague. Guess you'll see when global launches.
>>527594116>>527594324That's how they'll force the playerbase to spend more money, such a genius idea
>>527594357I just hope they'll keep letting existing players stay on JP without region locking the game.
>>527594643Me too. Do they have a history of region locking? I've never played any gacha but this one.
>>527594763Priconne JP didn't region lock when global came out so I doubt it. Unless you're already having problems with DMM or have troubles grabbing the JP version off steam it should be fine.
>>527594763Cygames has never region locked in their history.
The caveat is that this is their first time in full control as a first time Global server distributor. My plan was to check if they IP locked the new Shadoba because that's most likely their distribution strategy moving forward, uma included.
>>527594987*first party global server distributor
>>527559040do Legends then, the tension where a Cucumber denies you a total win is always there.
>>527594987But sadoba is a combined server unlike uma
I want a horse wife.
>>527595717Cucumber's not that dangerous as long as you remember to buy your skills by the final Arima.
>>527585385the question is, was Meisho Tabaru behave like him? he seems the type that likes to jog and run, but in that race he was so calm as if he knew this race is a serious match.
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>>527577018>>527577543>Chiyo's Chiyos got nerfed.I think I'm gonna be fucked raw (by force)
>>527595734Oh, then it really is a launch day decision to see what they do. The precedent is that they donโt region lock, but they control global servers now and not third parties anymore.
Is it "uma musume" or "umamusume"?
>>527595717Ai is nowhere near as scary as Benis or Montjew.
>>527596283Both are correct but global is using umamusume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44NGRZGFEcc
Golship's grandpa.
>>527592298Globals have no idea how time consuming this game can be. They will burn out before they can even experience MANT.
>>527586556Is she going to take my cage off now?
newfag eop here, this is half an idol franchise and half horse kayfabe, right? are the songs on spotify? wanna listen to some catchy tunes
>>527600213Yeah most of the songs are on streaming platform but reglocked outside japan
>>527592298wait. what? why is Bakushin running in this race? Is she retarded?
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1934469120470503583
Equinox inducted into JRA Hall of Fame
>>527601426I thought they would pick Oju, but I guess thereโs a bias against Obstacle races.
>>527601426Man I really wished he didn't retire early. Sucks so bad.
>>527586556Umapyoi her for MANY hours...
>>527602269He couldโve at least retired after the Arima to complete the autumn prix. But after what happened to LI, its a bullet most would bite.
>>527602382I get all the politics and money behind it but as a fan, it sucks so bad to see his career shortened. Especially when you see how he was still fit and raring to go during his retirement ceremony and when he was 5yo.
>>527601426Oh they actually waiting for G1 season to be over.
>90.5% majority voteEh atleast he got in the first time unlike Kita and Ai.
>>527602913Esponโs trainer is gonna be one of her old childhood friends from the past, and Falko will become mega universe overlord ใใใ.
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>>527601426>>527602030Oju needs 2 more votes to enter HoF.......
>>527603347Ojuโs a lock for next year, Sodashi under Buena and Cesario means sheโs a long shot away.
>>527603347they need to reveal all these voters man wtf
>>527603506https://www.jra.go.jp/news/202506/061602.html
They do reveal the voters but not what the voted for
>>527603590i swear some of them were there just to fuck up the votes
>>527603347How did Sodashi get more votes than Tact the Triple Tiara?
>>527596283>uma-musume>uma.musume>uma'musume
>>527604485It really feels like Apapane is the actual forgotten Triple Crown/Tiara winner, even more than Still in Love.
>>527604837>won G1 as 2yo>won triple tiara>won G1 as 4yo>produced a G1 winner>2 votes in Hall of FameIt feels like they hate her
>>527604837blame the fking oldman.
>>527600391ah cool, thanks japan
>>527605120little votes because of that old man, can't blame them.
Sodashi might get the same treatment too.
I hope this mode never comes back ever again. But they're really rolling it out to every server now.
>>527606159This is a teenage girl btw. No older than 18 years old.
>>527607034that makes it hotter
>>527606159boobs not big enough
I give Global 2-3 years before EOS.
>>527607842I give Global 2-3 minutes before EOS.
>>527601426If we let the horse retire early, they'll probably complain. If you keep racing it, they'll probably complain too. I guess it's easy to sit around and be an armchair expert.
Global will outlive us all.
>>527607842>>527608047it's not CR, Cygames themself are the Provider
Every cygames global release of the past 5 years have been a very shameless rugpull
>>527608994Yeah just like Liberty Island should've been retired immediately after winning her Triple Tiara, keeping her racing is only killing her ffs
Post more hons with silly faces
When's she getting added to the game?
So how much time does it take to grind dailies in this game?
>>527611315if you're only talking about dailies, then it's 5 mins, but then you're losing 90% of the gacha currency income
If you're in an A rank clan and participate in CM/LoH every month, you need to spend roughly 1-2 hours daily at minimum if you're lazy
>>527609859ADD HIM AND BRUCE LEE TO THE GAME ALREADY, CYGAYS
>>527611315Around an hour, maybe 1.5 if global ever reaches MANT. You can technically fail a run early and be done with dailies in 10 mins, but that way you won't be able to clear events and get decent scores in pvp
>>5276130421 hour daily? Damn that's even longer than FGO which has no skips whatsoever. I really don't see newfags sticking with this if it's that long.
>>527604304first white horse g1 winner and tact hasn't had the best career after
>>527605120her oaks is technically a shared crown which kinda lowers her rating a bit i suppose
>>527612937that's a big hors
>>527611557>losing 90% of the gacha currency incomeHow can I get these as much as possible?
Thanks for the tips bros. Can't wait to play global and hang around more
>>527529890When Mine is brought prostate and in-chains before the true inheritor of the franchise, Tatsuki. (PBUH)
But what about a racing team consisting merely of lazy, untrained tiny hors?
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>>527615063I never expect Chrono will be bustier despite being B77.
>special event in case you defeated Le Miles
>>527617223I'm grateful for Perry Steam, but fat man will regret not allowing a full appearance with his spawn
>>527617068SoL/Romcom, vehicle for uma worldbuilding and giving context to life outside of racing.
Basically official UmaYome but with no actual named horses. (goddesses forbid Mr. CB or Dia actually tie the knot)
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nyooooooo not Loves-chan!
https://x.com/Cygames_PR/status/1934530289449247167
Cygames will sponsor Frog G1s and two other races
>>527603347>ask victor more and kizuna over lys and chronobaffling
>>527617990Where is the Mini The Lady spinn off where she's constantly getting disqualified for cheating?
>>527619842Next main story chapter update but it's Big The Lady instead
>>527601426Sekai Ichi.
>>527603347>Buena 3rdShe'll get in one day.
>>527607180That can be arranged
https://youtu.be/jZg3YupV6AU
>>527623493I hope the Meisho clan continues to do well. Their owner's only racing them for the love of the sports.
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nyooooooooooo!!! I already have a contract with Chrono-chan!!!
>>527624058It amuses me that the eccentric and funni hors can still make waves these day.
>>527592298I'm sure I'm just misremembering, but I don't feel like the first year of the game even had any gaps between gacha banners.
I remember being pleasantly surprised when they put out their first rerun banner specifically for that reason.
>>527626320We'll have more overlapping banners
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>>527610240>>527611008>>527611172>>527608997Real horses are so ugly, goddamn. Why do they make these retarded faces like they're all mentally disabled?
>>527604837Snow Fairy ruined her famously in her triple tiara year
>>527611315I only really grind during events for points. After that I just use McFlatChest to cheese some dailies.
>>527627423Worst post in history of /uma/.
>>527613542thats what ive been saying the momeny they discover the gameplay loop they're leaving lmao
>>527626620I love my keiba wife.
I just remember that Chrono's final objective was Arima and she met Grass a year prior, which support Chrono. It is kinda amusing as if Grass sees Chrono as herself due that the the situation is the same.
>>527634437Well of course she sees her as herself, because they both look the same!
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I cannot believe she confess subtly.
>>527635275The entire 2019 tiara generation is making Falko melt into a puddle, every one has basically cornered their trainers in a different way.
>>527627423theyre not even pets
horses are just weirdly shaped cows. a tool.
>she confess
Brown esl hands typed this
>>527639429I figured it out with just the filename. Step up senpai.
>>527638442I think only Gran assertively grab trainer's ninjin by a mile but otherwise the love is too much that Falco looks like a joke.
I think someone here stated LoY's story is heavy in love but Chrono is just as heavy as her.
The part where both Chrono and trainer were concern about each other after that accident was the proof. No wonder Chrono's fellow genmates decided to play "wingwoman" lol
>>527640302LoY's campaign is like a VN, where you help manage her confidence as she goes through her injuries. Her good ending is romantically cheesy but in a good way. I lost the mp4 of it, I need to find it.
Why is there a sudden surge of ESL in this shithole?
>>527639769Enlighten me, is that name the default for cheap Chinese/indian phones?
>>527641470Global is coming
>>527641470I would blame global, but /uma/ has also been infested with seanigs for a while now. So I actually don't know.
>>527641492Default Discord filename.
>>527641470We're all indogs all along
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>>527641596>calling people from the US "seanigs"
>>527643990>people from the US>LATAM
Her Scenario
>Falls in Love with her Torena
>Forces him to Uma Snu Snu all the Time, when ever she need or want it
>After 12 months, she gives birth to Haru-chan
>Torena died half the way after cause dehydration and to much Umanko
>>527644770It can't be that difficult to implement her, can it? Most of these horses aren't implemented because they aren't the priority, not because CyGames can't do it, right?
I feel bad for McQueen. Having a flat chest must feel like being born with only half your femininity. Not only that, but breeding her will net you daughters with zero tits and thus zero chance to find mates of their own and give you grandchildren.
>>527645121Itโs mostly a matter of if they want to seek the license or not, since it likely wasnโt worth it for all the mostly one off appearances in CG unless they already had strong relations with that owner.
>tfw Kitahara is old enough to be Oguri's dad
He will marry Ogumom at the end of Cingray right?
>>527648773Nah he will marry Daiwa Scarlet.
>>527639393>not even petsTHEN EXPLAIN THIS
>>527649408Sex with her, all the Time!
She will have to resign from the final URA year because child birth
>>527645306Why did he do it?
>>527650361Trainer-san was a lazy bitch.
Do the uma get leg cramps every now and then??
>>527592298I am going to make a guess and say it's basically say it's overlapping events and scouts to get people to spend and to ensure people can get what they would like. I would say this is a good idea but hopefully they give everyone time to adjust to the game for a month or two before even hitting the fast forward button.
>>527651358Do what for her exactly?
>>527594116Honestly if I were Cygames I would compensate by making Dailies and Events give bigger rewards while having overlapping banners. Not so much where players get everything but enough to keep up with the pace.
>>527641492"file.png" is the default name used for any screencap made with Snip & Sketch.
>>527651358Why is this elderly woman dressed up as a highschool teenager?
>>527652298Also if you copy/paste the image into the reply field instead of saving and uploading.
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>>527652298I also copy paste images from twitter often cause it's faster than saving first
>>527650971Only the kind you get from complete fatigue.
>>527651823Love and affection
>>527651823Giving her Love and Affection...
>>527652948this, problem when doing that the file becomes png and 4chan has a hatred when it comes to it.
>>527653957But my heart is already taken...
>>527651358Gotta hand it to her forthright attitude; the old lady is pretty high up in the "umas that are getting married straight out of graduation" tier list.
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Wife
but also Hors!
>>527654332>Loves also do cooking stream>Chrono can cookI hadn't seen Algeria cook so she is out of the league but then again, if she wants to do it she will.
Bonquet might able to cook too... Man why the 2019 mares are too much.
>>527654497Are you american by chance? Because for some reason my american friends always see cooking as a luxury and not as a bare minimum to survive..
Because they all just order food all the time instead of cooking. Am I a good husband/trainer if I can cook for everyone?
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>>527654764American? Yeah lol But I live in Asia for godfking too long since it is better than living in the US.
>cooking as a luxury and not as a bare minimum to survive..Anyway it depends, in Asia it is a natural behavior unless you are one of those people who had bad workshift and eat instant noodles and stuff. Otherwise cooking is something optional, besides not all food is brought is pre-cooked, although one can just buy and eat outside. as unless you live in the most urban cities, it is better to eat fresh food.
>Am I a good husband/trainer if I can cook for everyoneYeah big quality points to win a girl lol. I know a friend who can cook and taught his wife how to cook lmao, fk he is good at improvising too. manage to make a cheap version of ramen by using instant noodles and brought some meat and vegatables...
>>527654764>they all order food all the time Most of them just want variety and something fancier than home cooked but don't wanna go through the effort. On the other hand if you're someone who doesn't mind samey and bland meals then you might order take-out once in a blue moon.
>am I a good husband/trainer?Depends on how well your uma can cook, and if she cares about food in general.
>AkebonoYou don't have to lift a finger to get Michelin-class meals for the rest of your life.
>AmazonYou need to know how to cook if you want to satisfy her lust for shoubu in all aspects of life.
>TachyonSays she doesn't give a fuck at first but starts begging you for it once she gets the taste of your cooking.
>BrianActually doesn't give a fuck as long as it's meat and it's cooked.
>>527657350>bland mealsActual skill issue.
>>527652298No. The default filename for Windows snipping tool is dependent on your locale and timezone. "file" is 4chan's default filename for images pasted directly into the reply field. The file extension depends on where you copied it from.
>>527652948Why are you posting images of my perfect wife?
>>527657498Yeah, I'm very much a minimal-prep, meat straight to the grill kind of guy. I don't really give a shit about food as long as it isn't straight-up rotten and my diet is balanced.
If you like cooking and are good at it, more power to you, and I can certainly appreciate what it would taste like, but I'm fine with basic-bitch bland food for the day-to-day.
>>527658526Your wife is not a hors. She's a cow.
>>527659445from experience, eating the same bland meals everyday can cause a lot of shitty mental stress. even in military knows this.
fresh good food >>> that fking slop whatever they call in rations.
unless it is in a sitatuion where food is limited that is.
I havent played since Narita Brian came out is the game easier to play these days or is it basically the same?
>>527660074You don't have to tell me, mate; there was a time when I had to subsist on mess hall slop too.
As you said, a lot of that has to do with if you have to eat your shit cold. Shit sucks. A warm meal can go a long way, and at least for me is mostly enough, even if it won't be winning any culinary competitions.
But this is coming from a guy who would rather eat something noticeably close to spoiling than let it go to waste.
did yuo kno? whenever a new scenario comes out all the hags from the previous scenarios gangraep you for infidelity
>>527661067It's even worse. Might as well play Gakumas if you aren't interested in horses
Umayuru with these retards when
how yuri are we?
https://poal.me/jp11is
https://litter.catbox.moe/aelndkd7mx0sp3s5.png
holy fking mare sexo
>>527663296SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
SOUUUUURCE SOURCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>527663886the artist's discord server
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While we're on the topic and in light of Awei retiring, is this guy any good? Looks like run-of-the-mill koikatsu to me, but ain't exactly spoiled for choice when it comes to bespoke animations.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/115925179
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