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/smbg/ #281 - This one's for the Girls edition
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>>Mario News and Releases<<ใ!ใSuper Mario Party Jamboree has officially released!
ใ!ใMario & Luigi: Brothership has officially released!
ใ!ใDonkey Kong Country Returns HD has officially released!
ใ!ใSuper Nintendo World in Orlando Florida has opened!
ใ!ใMario Kart World has released!
>Future Release Dates:ใ!ใDonkey Kong Bananza releases July 17th, 2025
ใ!ใMario Movie 2 -potentially- releases on April 3rd, 2026
>Current News Links:ใ!ใMario Kart World - Direct Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pE23YTYEZM&ab_channel=NintendoofAmerica
ใ!ใDonkey Kong Bananza - Direct Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIddsPkdX9U
ใ!ใSuper Mario Party Jamboree โ Switch 2 + TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0jkSlm6gVA
ใ!ใNintendo Switch 2 โ Overview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9flte56erE8
ใ!ใDonkey Kong Country Returns HD - Launch Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbiojK-Taac
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Previous World
>>526908068
>>527321614 (OP)from left to right
fuck
marry
kill
>>527321614 (OP)>This one's for the girlsBut there are many girls missing
>>527321840none that matter
>>527321901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95N-ZvcYQgc
>>527321901then take a nap
>>527322241please don't post my wife without my permission
>>527321801the hottest thing about redheads is that they have that pink hue to their skin
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He would do this
>>527322486Why did Peach not bring Daisy to the get-together?
>>527322716daisy is a forced character from a forgettable spinoff game
If they stopped shoving her in nobody would care
Mario Kart World Room: 90DTKL
Let's give this a try, not expecting many but we'll see how it goes.
>>527322378That is positively adorable.
>>527322716Because she is already spoken for.
Behold, the most atractive Nintendo character...!
>>527323218Was there an issue of this magazine after the Bowser one?
>>527322796you might want to also post this on /v/
>>5273227962/24, if we can get a few more we can do some races.
>>527324342Sure, gimme a sec.
>>527322716Because the artist wanted to get more views by halfassedly making his comic smash-related. You can tell when an artist doesn't know shit about a series but still wants to cash in on the trend for likes and retweets.
>>527324342NTA but it's also posted to /ink/ and i think one other /vg/ general iirc from the poll weeks ago
Post your current VR
WW: 8543
Knockout: 5338
Battle: 3000
>>5273247263000
3000
3000
I'm having too much fun in Free Roam to even go online yet.
>>527324726WW: 8.1
KO: 8.6
Battle 3000
>>527324726WW: 9999
Knockout: 9999
Battle: 9998
How do you think DLC will work with the interconnected world? Tracks have multiple routes to neighboring tracks which means no space to just plop in new ones. Seems like DLC tracks would have to be added on the edges of the current world map and connected to the courses on the periphery of the map. So every DLC wave would expand the map outward.
>Sony responds to concerns about Nintendo Switch 2 impacting PlayStation's business
>>527325835w-why is it throbbing ilke that
>>527325835What does it feel like inside Rosalina?
>>527325635separate smaller islands and it won't happen until 2028
>>527321614 (OP)Marry Daisy, Kill Peach.
I'm delving into bikes for the first time since MKWii. What am I in for?
What if Bowser just visits Mario's mother and fucks her instead
>>5273256353 lap locked courses where you don't intermission to.
>>527328274The game would finally be good then.
>>527328785Mk8 grandpa...
>>527325635I'd say I hope Nintendo actually looks into the genuine criticisms of the game and tries to fix it accordingly, but when have they ever actually listened to feedback instead of just doubling down on what they think is best for the player?
>>527329626Is Mario a deadbeat dad?
>>527329987It would make Donkey Kong Bananza GOTY 2025 if that were the case.
And then the next game would be about Suzanne on her own open-world 3D adventure.
>vote koopa troopa beach any time I can
>>527330224Can't wait for you to get BTFO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONnQrNN1qaU
wario shipyard is the worst track. the water physics just fuck up every thing
>>527331160If that happens, I might buy a Wii U and buy a Switch 2 later.
I would like to play some Wii U homebrew games.
>>527330224who the fuck is suzanne? The little Pauline from the leaked promo art? How do we know her name?
>>527331782We don't. It's something someone made up and caught on somehow.
It's gonna be real awkward when it turns out it's just a young Pauline, and that's why DK has an attachment to her.
Look, whether Mario has a daughter with Pauline or not doesn't really matter to me. All I care about is that Mario MUST fuck Peach and have at least two sons with her, sons who will be strong Aryan รbermensch and lead the Mario world after murdering the adult Koopalings.
>>527332042That wouldn't make sense though.
New Donk City is already named New Donk City, because of the "NDC" crates, and Cranky is in the game.
>>527332409But that would be adultery.
Maybe at the end of Donkey Kong Bananza, Mario decides to be there for Pauline and Suzanne, and then the next 3D Mario is about Mario telling off Peach.
>>527330909based snes boomer
>>527332742Mario is the hero of the entire universe, he should be rewarded with 72 virgin wives
>>527331914>caught onyou mean spammed
>>527332978Mario strikes me as too humble to accept such a reward
>>527333017Someone's bitter about Mario having a daughter.
>>527333017Oh, is that a name that only exists here? My bad.
I don't participate in social media so I wouldn't know. I guess I shouldn't have assumed.
People just want to be able to say Mario had sex. That's the only reason they're pushing this weird fanfiction.
>>527333294It's not even people, it's like 2 shitposters at absolute most.
>>527333415It's sad and desperate regardless.
>>527333204It first appeared in a /v/ thread made shortly after the leak, on April 9th.
"So NateDrake did confirm the Pauline leak is true but the girl is not Pauline. Her name is Suzanne and she's Pauline's daughter from New Donk City who's knack of looking for an adventure got her wound up over on this new island."
>>527333415I lost faith in Mareach after The Super Mario Bros. Movie.
>>527333415That's half of /smbg/ then
>>527333604And nate didn't actually say anything himself it was literally just a /v/ thread
>>527333204You should always assume.
>>527333780>That's half of /smbg/ thenNewfag from early 2020s...
>>527333783He has a Famiboards account, but I can't look through his past messages.
Princesses sitting on my face
>Complaining about the only OC that gets made
What went wrong? This isn't the /smbg/ we used to love.
Why would one name themselves this?
I wasn't sure about Technikki at first, but she's pretty cute.
Do people actually use the babies
>>527338828For me, it's Adaphne
>>527333746You lost faith after the only piece of media of the last generation that even aknowledge the fact they are man and woman???
>>527341207The Mario movie was the much needed ray of light breaking through the despair, revitalizing Mareach fans after the brutal rape that was the ending of slopyssey.
>>527341723>after the brutal rape that was the ending of slopysseyMore like self-imposed rape. You chose to push the weird narratives around that ending instead of taking it for the comedic moment it was meant to be.
>>527341876it wasn't funny then
>>527341207The movie actually referenced some kind of romantic link between them, something not even Odyssey tried to do outside of a gag at the very very very end.
Mario and Pauline have a daughter.
You WILL play as Suzanne in her own open-world 3D platformer, and you WILL like it.
>>527342108Your reactions were, though.
Penguinbros, what kart are you using and why?
>>527341876>weird narratives around that endingIt was extremely self-explanatory, with only one clear meaning that everyone understood.
Bunch
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One thing I like about Void Co is that they're basically just an inverse of DK, Diddy, and Dixie.
>>527342928no because it's fucking terrible in world
>>527342202Hat Kid and Suzanne crossover when?
>>527343992Not happening.
>>527343992>Hat TroonNot thanks
>>527341723Heh it's funny because you said the opposite of what everyone thinks. You are NOT retarded.
>>527342928No because I suck
>>527342928Yes because I suck
https://www.sittingonclouds.net/album/6007
Why are there songs missing from the Sitting on Clouds rip? Why arenโt songs like Cloudy Court Galaxy, Ninja Hideaway, DS Rainbow Road, Super Mario Land Underground and the tracks songs included here?
>>527345151The guy who made the list must have missed those
Is it true the pros are doing 12 man rooms now as opposed to enjoying the 24 player format?
>>527345673mario kart gets the smash melee audience
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>>527344456How is Reggie doing these days?
>>527345949He hates nintendo now
>>527345151I've found SoC to be far from perfect on many occasions.
>>527346097Why, do you want to post about Mario Kart World more?
We have to move on.
>>527346378>Why, do you want to post about Mario Kart World more?YES, we need to keep the hype momentum until the direct
>>527346612But we've ran out of things to talk about, we need to start hyping up Suzanne now.
We need Drawfrens to get to work.
>>527346121That's what they call themselves. And seeing the "strats" is kinda cringe tbqh
>"Okay, I'm in 8th place approaching the second to last item box...I'm gonna bag a little here to get for the gold drop.">"Nice! Got it!">"HAHA FIRST PLACE! I played that SUPER well!"
>>527345845those shitty melee stinkers are still on modded wii mario kart with funky dong
>>527347890About 152 of 'em, to be exact.
>Dragon Quest: Monster Battle Road Victory has activityThat surprised me.
DKbros...how many costumes we thinking we'll get in Bananza? As many as Mario did in Odyssey?
>>527348476Agree with everything about kissnig him and loving on his cock. Not so much the other part... lol.
>>527346248Iโm guessing that MK World still hasnโt been properly ripped and all the songs in their โripโ are taken from various YT uploads
>SoC to be far from perfectKinda agree, the Pokemon BW soundtrack they have had fucked up credits (wrong composer for Driftveil City, for example) when I downloaded it, and their โcreditsโ in the tags for Kirby Star Alliesโ soundtrack are just all 3 composers and arrangers for every song even though that soundtrack had full composer credits
>>527346612What hype? Who the fuck plays Mario Kart for more than 2-3 days?
>VAG 4P
Did Pauline birth Suzanne the old-fashioned way or through C-section?
>>527350343>Who the fuck plays Mario Kart for more than 2-3 days?TourGODS
>>527350745In this case, itโs bearable because of the frequent content rotations
>>527350636Only Shigeru Miyamoto would know that.
>>527322716The joke is Luigi was supposed to bring Daisy but he brought the hot blonde chick from another universe instead.
>>527351165That doesn't make sense. You don't tell the guy you're setting up on a blind date to bring a date.
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Thoughts on Switch 2 box design?
Antismashfags in shambles
>>527351259She didnt say it was a blind date, just a get together. Luigi was supposed to bring a friend and that would help Daisy get together with him.
>>527351498Peach was supposed to bring Daisy and Mario was supposed to bring Luigi, my socially maladjusted friend.
Could /smbg/ beat JPGiviner and Shortcat in Mario Kart?
>>527351379Oh no, it's breaching containment
>>527351603Then why does Peach look disappointed in Luigi?
>>527351379They should learn from Sakurai and give peach a more detailed dress
>>527351675It would be absolute humiliation. Like that one time a basketball player challenged /vp/ to Pokemon battles and won every match.
>>527351675>JPGiviner and ShortcatLiterally Who? I don't follow ecelebs.
>>527351675If you mean are there people here there could, yes. If me, no. I'm awful.
>>527351379What am I supposed to see here besides the horrible clipping in Smash Bros
>>527351379>>527352446My mentally deficient queen.
>>527352608You seriously don't see that it's the same animation?
>>527352608it's just a smashtard, ignore , they had to clip the smash side to somewhat fit in with the kart animation too
>nearly every winner online is determined by the last two item boxes and gold mushroom/bullets
How long before you all get bored
>>527352709Are you deranged?
>>527352923>different hand pose angle and face expressionYeah Mario clapping is a le reference too!!! upvoted
>>527351379>Stealing smash animationsThe mario Hack team reaches a new low
>>527353305>The mario Hack team reaches a new lowSmash groomer tard...
>>527353149
>>527353172I mean...
Wario has only done that animation in Smash before. The hand pose is slightly off.
>>527353149>>527353172This is some hardcore denial lol.
>>527336850I can post a picture of a turd and spam it every thread and it'd qualify as an OC, doesn't mean it's good especially when the only ones engaging with said "OC" are the same two autists, one of which likely is you.
Don't bother replying to this post because I'm not gonna read.
>>527353798No it wouldn't. But it would qualify as shitposting, in more ways than one.
>both the movie and Smash are bleeding over into Mario games
It's over.
>>527353790Take a shower, dumbass. And when you wipe that sweat off don't claim it as a smash reference too.
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i miss IP counts
>>527353798>I can post a picture of a turd and spam it every threadThat's Daisyposters job, though.
>>527353759>Wario has only done that animation in Smash beforeNope Try again. Wario land Games first.
>>527354332>released after brawl, wario's smash debutlmao keep digging that hole
i want more legacy karts bros...
gold mantis, banisher, quacker, flame runner
Fucking hilarious how far some people will go to deny any sort of connection to Smash Bros.
>>527354225me too, i would really like to know how many posters the current /smbg/ has
>>527354650So does Wario do his Smash Bros Nair as one of his tricks?
>>527354650What are they so afraid of?
>>527354332Both games were developed in the same timeframe, and people often argue if Wario's victory theme was based off Stonecarving City or the other way around.
>>527354504>>released after brawl, wario's smash debutAre you retarded, Wario land shake it and Brawl were in development in the same timeframe, purely coincidence at best
>>527354650No one wants hackurai. It's understandable.
Well, Melee was certainly not in development at the same time as World. They are decades apart.
It's an animation that has never been in a Mario game before, and is a clear reference.
>>527355421>Well, Melee was certainly not in development at the same time as World. They are decades apart.>It's an animation that has never been in a Mario game before, and is a clear reference.Wiping off sweat with different hands isn't a "clear reference"
>>527354314Daisyposters post deserts, Peachposters post turds.
>>527354796It's his Wario land air pose. Crossover slop rosterfag secondaries don't play his games though.
>>527351340Needs more bananas.
>>527355980>Smashfags... wonThe stinky groomer contest.
>>527355980smashfags won a general that constantly dies if it isn't being buttfucked by eceleb drama when it's somewhat alive
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>>527348537We can only hope.
Plans for the weekend, /smbg/? Me and my SO are going to hang out at the beach and do some fishing tomorrow, and then we're going to go out for a nice lunch. Maybe wander around the mall a bit, too.
>>527356917Have fun, Anon!
>>527356917Pig out with pizza and mario kart world later.
>>527333746Mario Movie 2 will give the fans what they want.
>>527357467He is gay. This is something he has admitted before.
Does this bother you?
>>527357795Yeah I don't like gays
>>527358053You are aware of course that many gay people frequent this site?
>>527358218NTA, but i don't come to /smbg/ to learn about what some literal faggots do on their spare time
>>527348537Same as in Mario Kart World
>>527321614 (OP)Do skins affect gameplay or is it just the characters? Since a bunch of them are themeatic to tracks do they have a benefit there?
>>527357467>>527357795When the heck did I ever say that? It's quite the opposite, lol.
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>>527360213Whoops, confused you for someone else.
>>527359306costumes do not have different stats from the base character.
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>>527356917>SOOf course you're a filthy whore.
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I always found it hilarious that Team Mario is described as โdignifiedโ while Team Luigi is described as โbattle-testedโ, implying that Team Luigi has gone through so much shit because theyโve never won
>>527363367Would the term boyfriend bother you less, anon?
>>527364985Poor Luigi puts up with so much... I don't know why Nintendo still bothers pitting them against each other, it's always so heavily in Mario's favor, lol.
>Minecraft and Spongebob are in Sonic Crossworlds
>but not Mario
Why not? It's not like they haven't crossed over before.
>>527365187Wait are you a woman, venezeluelanon
>>527366220You say that like it's a bad thing
>>527364985wasn't tour supposed to get a new driver or something
what happened to that
>>527367140Koopa became unable to get the info due to extra security on the servers, and the new content wasnโt added this tour
But it should (?) still be coming eventually because otherwise there wouldnโt have been a reason to add new kart IDs and a new driver ID out of nowhere
I forgot to show the thread, but when I went to Nintendo Kyoto, I set up Luigi to be raped by the Yellow Yoshi herd again
>the puppet is picking fights with the Pikmin community
This isnt gonna go well for him.
I can't believe Nintendo released a controller that gives you a competetive advantage in Mario Kart.
>can aim shit right right stick
>Accellerate being on "A" this means you either have to stop accelerating, or stop steering to aim
>Switch 2 pro controller is the only with remappable buttons to avoid this
I hope they patch in button re-mapping, this is quite silly. On the pro controller, both shoulder triggers do the same as the bumpers, so there's free button space.
>>527372243The Pro-controller was better than the joycons on the switch 1 too
>>527372328Did it do anything that was objectively an advantage? I got it because I found it more comfy than holding joycons. I didn't get the switch 2 pro controller because it didn't seem needed for switch 2.
>>527366220>>Minecraft and Spongebob are in Sonic Crossworlds>>but not MarioI'm glad Mario isn't doing crossover slop this time around. He doesn't need that crutch to succeed.
>>527372743I'll admit, Mario kart world's whole feeling would have been ruined with some 3rd party outlandish addition since the whole game's just been a love letter to Mario's history and re-style.
If it was done in MK8 it wouldn't feel as forced since we already have a bunch of other series characters and tracks being implemented (albeit still nintendo), but I don't really care it didn't happen there either.
>>527373285Shitty characters like cow already ruined it
>>527373909Mindbroken by CHADvines.
>>527373909Cow always been apart of Mario kart though, like him or not.
>>527374007Cow wasn't on Super mario kart
Thanks for fun /v/eekend lobby, Iโm a more savvy racer now. Cleaning up regular online
>>527373285You can play as a nabbit.
>>527373285I hated the non mariokart elements of 8. Link in a tiny little gokart was just embarrassing.
>>527374615Had a lot of fun playing mkw with anons from here and there today. GGs.
>>527375861Based and funpilled
>watch a 9200 japanese player
>he just sandbags every race to abuse items
there's no way this is fun or optimal right?
>>527380559I'm having a blast
Worst to Best World Grand Prix Cups:
>8. Shell Cup (Faraway Oasis and the Great Bridge section together hard carry this one; Koopa Troopa Beach and Shell Cup Peach Stadium is ASS!)
>7. Star Cup (Generally decent tracks hard carried by a worse Wario Shipyard/Wario's Galleon. Starview Peak is stunning to look at, but as a track it is worse than DK Pass and possibly Sky-High Sundae.)
>6. Mushroom Cup (Probably the most interesting Mushroom Cup that Mario Kart has ever seen. There is not a single track, or variant in case of Crown City, that I dislike here, and DK Spaceport is a great finale.)
>5. Lightning Cup (Moo Moo Meadows brings this one down, but Toad's Factory and Bowser's Castle are very good tracks.)
>4. Flower Cup (A bit similiar to Lightning Cup, where Desert Hills drag it down for me, but Shy Guy Bazaar, Wario Stadium, and Airship Frotress are all very strong tracks.)
>3. Special Cup (Acorn Heights and Rainbow Road are peak tracks. Mario Circuit and Special Cup Peach Stadium are less so, but I still like them quite a bit as tracks)
>2. Leaf Cup (We're now entering peak track design. There's not a single track in this Cup that I dislike or just like. I love them all. This Cup very nearly beat out first place due to very consistent track quality alone.)
>1. Banana Cup (Not too much of a fan of the beach/seaside aspects of the first two tracks, but that is where the negatives end. Peach Beach got a massive expansion to make it interesting, Salty Salty Speedway has a lot of cool tech going for it, Dino Dino Jungle is probably the best remade old track in the game, and Great ? Block Ruins feels like the devs decided to take the concept of GBA Sky Garden and it's ridiculous shortcut potential and update it for a modern take compared to the monstrosity we got in the Booster Course Pass. The latter two tracks being 10/10s is what really cements World's Banana Cup as the number 1 in my eyes.)
I got triple gold on all the normal and elimination races, what do I do now?
>>527356917This place isn't your blog, kid.
>>527381091Do Mirror Mode?
>>527381091Put your system in sleep mode until July 17th.
Someday I will play MKW with anons.
>>527373285I feel like if they want to add crossover guys it can still work, but they'd have to be based on similarly oldschool depictions. Like modern Link wouldn't really fit, but you might get his SNES era design fitting in since he was so colorful and had that "70s kids anime" face going on.
>>527373285>>527392369Crossover characters should only be available if
A: You own their Amiibo
Or B: You own and have save data from their game
>>527392746>Pay to winBad idea.
>>527393865win how
that will filter out the fake fans from the real ones
Pauline and Rosalina are monsterfuckers.
>>527395325Both are property of Mario.
i cant believe the miis are dead
>>527394409If you have to buy the Captain Falcon amiibo to get the best character in the game then it's bad.
>>527401305This implies that Yoshi and King Boo are pedophiles, Wario and Waluigi are gay, and Daisy fucks Peach's subjects behind her back.
>>527401549Glad we got that cleared up. Never trust a fucking Yoshi.
>>527401497Yoshi is Mario and Luigi's surrogate father.
King Boo is just a King Bitch afraid of a baby.
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I miss my Gremlin
>>527402191You prefer bratty princess Wendy or ghetto Wendy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLCAq0nQfw
Who is the best hummer?
>>527402634Lakitu, not even close.
The dropout mode needs way more maps, same track 5 times in a row and most of them suck too. Where the fuck is rainbow road??
>>527402598Bratty Tsundere
>hit someone with green shell
>make absolutely zero distance on then
Im tired boss
>>527374615I've not played online yet
Does it help with learning tracks? I always worry I'm just going to see all these shortcuts then forget them by next time I manage to play anyway
Why the fuck does Pauline's render look like this?
>>527408110What's wrong with it? Is it her spaghetti hair?
Knockout Tour Rallies from best to worst:
Cloud Rally > Golden Rally > Cherry Rally > Spiny Rally > Heart Rally > Moon Rally > Acorn Rally > Ice Rally
>>527401305???
So talking = fucking in your weird fuckery antics now? Then you concede that Mario and Peach fuck every night then.
>>527404872Knockout isn't for every map?
>>527409507Mario and Luigi spitroast Peach like the slut she is.
why did they add so many shitty throwaway characters no one cares about in world? who gives a shit about a bunch of these dudes
>>527410394Parabiddybud and Swoop means I don't need to bother using Baby Daisy and Baby Peach.
>>527409749>LuigiAnon please, he gets spitroasted by Peasley and Bowser.
>>527411609*Peasley and Daisy
>>527411716Die futacancer.
>>527412776Fine, Waluigi instead.
>>527401850Not the same yoshi, you fucking racist...
>>527373285>the whole game's just been a love letter to Mario's historyi mean the music is pretty good but i wouldn't go that far
>>527416756>artstyle>kart selection>sticker designsDat works fuh me!
>>527418007She's very sensitive about it
There will be draenei in epoch right
>>527417928>kart selectioneh, i would have preferred if they had brought back a lot more karts from past entries.
>>527418906Adding karts seems like an easy update/dlc thing.
I fully expect karts to double, each character to get like 3 to 4 outfits, and a good 10 characters added by the end.
>characters have terrain advantages
Neat
>>527421212It's pretty terrible.
>>527416756If you want to be wrong on purpose be my guest, but it is objectively undeniable that the game went very hard into self referential fan service.
>>527421212>>527421252Basically every character besides Bower, Baby Peach/Daisy, para biddy and swoops have advantages on specific terrain types
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87DqteM0CfY
>>527423010Which is why it's bad. It devalues characters who are only decent on water and makes road speed characters way too good.
>>527423336then pick cheap cheap falls and other water based levels nigga
>>527422625If you mean it did the bare minimum that all other Mario Kart games did, then yeah
>>527423490There's two or three levels designed around water being decent. It's bad game design.
>>527423787There's a lot of water tracks bro, especially in knockout tour
>>527422625>the game went very hard into self referential fan service.then where is he, where is my main man toadsworth
>>527424153>toadsworth isn't in the game so there's no self referential fan servicelol
lmao even
Do the hidden stats even matter that much?
>>527423958Water tracks are relatively rare compared to other terrains. Even in knockout tour a lot of water tracks have land throughout the majority of them. It's only useful during Wario's Shipyard and the intermission before the intermission that transitions into the DK track.
>>527425324Not too much, just makes it so there's no absolute best combo for every track.
For example, If you prioritize road you'll lose out on dirt/water sections
>>527425324No, not really. Only in time trials will it maybe have an effect.
>>527410394Clearly people do I see people play them in lobbies.
>>527425324It matters as much as having a good build. If you mess both of these up, you better just not play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJSxuL3wmag
It's back!
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Which collab characters would you guys actually want in MKW?
For me, it's my boy R.O.B.
>>527431092Ralsei from Deltarune
>>527431092Only collab characters from previous mario kart entries is the limit for me if any get in MKW.
>>527431534>>527431092pacman for me then, for the arcade gp rep
>>527431092>>527431534I just want Robo Mario to return. That'd be so great.
>>527431859I really want Luigi's mansion 4 with Gooigi and Robo Mario interactions.
>>527431092They turned him into a bike
How does inside drift feel in this game?
t. inside drift solo main from 8
Why are there so many brainless sheeps using Baby Blooper? Is it really THAT good?
>>527431092I don't want any.
1. We don't need Nintendo Kart or Smash Kart
2. I have who I want already.
F*CK COLLABS
what mooks/mobs do you want in?
>>527435097Poplin
Whomp
Luma
>>527435097None, i'm tired of roster padding, NPCs are meant to be NON-PLAYABLE
>>527435097All of them, so long as they add more Daisy outfits too.
>>527434728They have herd mentality
>>527434728Nintendo is hiding the stats of vehicles from us, why should I pick anything else if it might end up majorly gimping me for reasons I don't know.
Am I the only one who finds it weird Kamek has never been promoted to group status yet?
He's the main villain of the Yoshi series
He was in the movie
He's Bowser's most prominent subordinate next to Bowser Jr.
>>527439217There is a reason we call him Kamek the magikuckold
>>527439217>Bowser Jr.Speaking of, he's not even in that picture.
>>527439217He's a Magikoopa that isn't even unique from the rest of them and hasn't even shown up in a 3D Mario game (Galaxy trading cards do not count). He's just not distinct his only role in Mario is to power up Bowser, everything Kamek amounts to something Bowser could do with a Mega Mushroom.
>>527431092the GRAND return of my boy MAMETCHI
>>527435097chain-chomp
luma and the star bunnies from mario galaxy
stompin stu from sunshine
cat costumes for the enemies from bowsers fury (im surprised they didnt at least include a few of these, at least a fury alt of bowser could have been cool)
honestly im stretching what i want a bit because the random NPCs i wanted already got in, never thought the Peepas were gonna be playable
>>527440784Birdo is boring.
>>527441157My wife's butt is cute.
>>527402634Am I crazy, or is Birdo doing the first bar of that?
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>youtube filled with tryhards complaining about the game
>tryhards in lobbies all running wario+blooper
I fucking hate the modern internet bros......
>>527446087If you had an organization called Men of Racing, would you hire a pink dinosaur that wears a bow and makeup?
Mario Kart World Room 7H0-QR8
>>>/v/712661416
>>527446546If it sucks me off, yes.
What is with Ghost Valley's preferential treatment in World?
>>527446538Is that the meta? I thought it'd be Bowser since we only have 150cc and braking is hardly needed at this engine size. Although more balanced stats might make sense becuase of all the items going around.
>>527440784>Transgender dinosaurI find it funny how going by the manual, we're technically deadnaming Birdo lmao
>>527446538I could not give less of a shit what sheep are doing or what morons who make mario kart their entire lives are saying.
I'm using what I want in a game I find a blast. What the fuck is the point of copying everyone else instead of using your favorite?
>>527450050>I find it funny how going by the manual, we're technically deadnaming Birdo lmaoNintendo also called "her" a dumb confused tranny basically. They were representing mental illness, not tranny rights those days.
>>527450050>deadnamingOnly faggots use that term. Go back.
>>527452084What exactly would you propose as an alternative?
>>527452593Using their real name.
>>527323218>gamecube launches with luigiโs mansion>flops>wii u promoted with year of luigi>flopsWhy is he so shit?
>>527453428NTA but we've always have been doing that so that's convoluted. Birdo wants to be called Birdetta.
>>527454110Having a term like deadnaming is only validating the mental illness of trannies. It's just reality.
>>527454530I get what you mean, but the anon was just explaining the concept while already using birdo's actual name.
Unless you mean the anon should have said "we've been using it's real male name that it doesn't like" instead of "deadnaming"
>>527454530I'd prefer not wasting my time having to explain myself when a single word that does it for me already exists.
>>527321742Real talk. Why does Daisy cause so much seethe?
t. Pauline fag
>>527456907She is kind of a bad character who doesn't add much to the table.
>>527457436That explains nothing.
>>527457436What makes her a bad character? She seems like a nothing character not worth getting upset over.
>>527457647She is bad because she is a nothing character
>>527457647Uh oh, you're revealing daisyschizo just whines to whine...
>>527457804But thatโs every Mario character unless you count the RPGs.
>>527457647most people, in fact, don't get upset. It's just fun to engage in a little banter from time to time.
>>527435097Waddlewing
Ninji
Alt Colors for Para-Biddybud
Fire Bro, Ice Bro, Boomerang Bro
So in general should I expect Lightning on the third lap of every fucking race?
What car brand collab would you want as DLC in World?
>>527456907It's literally just one shitposter at this point who has admitted to doing this purposely to cause discourse.
I'm not saying only one person dislikes her or anything, but we do have one faggot who is specifically like this.
>>527460319What car would each Mario character drive?
Luigi will make Daisy feel wanted and happy by pouring his thick goo inside her.
>winning races or at least getting high up
>starting to see heavies + bloopers more and more
is this the meta
>>527457710Yes, she is wife material.
My wife, as a matter of fact.
This game is too random and chaotic. I won different knockout tours and GPs online but it doesn't even feel rewarding, because it's just getting the right item at the last section and mashing those mushrooms like crazy. The random factor is off the charts even compared to other entries in the series and I am not liking it anymore
And it doesn't feel rewarding not only because of that but because the rubber banding is insane here. It is pushing for the group together all the time so it's not about being fast anymore since you basically won't be able to distance yourself at the front anymore. It's just about that last push. When you are decentivised to go first, to be fast... something needs fixing.
>>527462653>This game is too random and chaoticyeah that's mario kart
>>527439959Putting him in that group picture would kind of fuck with the composition of it since it's basically having a Bowser and a mini Bowser within the same group shot
>>527462929That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
>>527463203That is because you're mentally retarded so something as basic as color theory makes your neural cluster flare up.
>>527462929Koopa Troopa and Koopa Paratroopa are both there so that's clearly not the problem
What legacy karts do you want added back? There's very few from past games here
>>527462718No Mario Kart has been this random and shallow. This games feels flat out badly design in a way that it almost becomes Mario Party levels of bullshit.
>>527463547They went out of their way to keep them as far away as possible from Bowser, so it is quite clearly a problem and one that would get worse if we had a tiny Bowser shoved around in the picture.
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>>527439217Kamek is in Mario Galaxy going by official card descriptions and literally becomes a Mario Party host recently. As you mentioned he got movie status. And in Mario Kart World there's a Yoshi island reference in the ending cutscene, confirming the item magikoopa is Kamek. He's getting more important/established. He just needs a entire mainline mario cutscene dedicated to being Bowser's righthand man akin to the loads he has in Yoshi Island games and Mario RPGs.
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more colorways again please
>>527464021Jr isn't just a "tiny Bowser" he's got a unique design of his own.
>>527464021Two plumbers and two princesses are standing right next to each other. It sounds like you're just bullshitting trying to act smarter than you are. You mentioned color theory earlier yet you couldn't even bring up the fact that the shells and shoes are actually different colors and displayed prominently to create a contrast. Instead you resorted to some other inane excuse, "They're far apart so it's ok".
>>527464423he's literally baby bowser from yoshi's island with a bib
>>527463671The new ones they introduced are pretty cool on their own like the Ribbit Revster and Chargin' Truck and some serve as great quasi-successors to some older karts like the Hot Rod and Baby Blooper
They also picked the best karts to bring back like the B-Dasher and Pipe Frame, so I don't really feel like anything is missing in the kart department.
>>527464423He is quite literally Baby Bowser with a kind of scarf/bib around his neck, he shares nearly all of his features and colors. He is a tiny Bowser.
>>527464514>Two plumbersThe brothers that differ from each other front and center thanks to primary colors, yes.
But I get that you're retarded enough to think that someone calling you retarded (which you are) is them trying to act smart or whatever so this is going to be a waste of time, it's fine, it's not your job to know this shit, but it does get comical when you stand there making points favor of my argument thinking you're taking it down.
Maybe you'll prefer it if someone give you a schizophrenic explanation like "Nintendo is retconning Bowser Jr. in 2026 to bring back the Koopalings" or whatever?
>>527464024>And in Mario Kart World there's a Yoshi island reference in the ending cutscene, confirming the item magikoopa is Kamek.It's consistent that any time there's a magikoopa on a broom it's kamek. Which is why the Mario galaxy Magikoopa in the intro cutscene is debated whether or not since he wasn't on a broom. He should also get a more unique wand when he does get more Mario prominence to differentiate Kamek from the generic magikoopas.
>>527464665>>527464874Even Baby Bowser was not just a "tiny Bowser." Their heads for instance are completely different.
>>527463671Gold mantis, Wario car, Waluigi racer, Red fire, Goo-Goo Buggy, Piranha Pipes, Poltergust 4000, Streamliner, Barrel Train, Ghost Ride, Paintster, Pinch Hitter, Prop Kart, Kamek's Zoom Broom, Vampire Flyer, Chain Chomp Chariot, Shooting Star, Hurricane, Dry Bomber, ROB-BLS, Koopa Clown, Magikruiser, Blue Falcon, Wild Wiggler and Master Cycle Zero
What if the player could use the CPU-only items in Super Mario Kart?
>>527439217I have a theory on that. Wanna know why? You said it right there, the Yoshi series treats him like a main villain. Like with DKC and Wario Land, the villains of the main sibling series don't often make appearances in the main group shots if not the games in general. Diddy Kong's been AWOL for years and even Biker Wario from Ware is pretty much non-existent. It doesn't help that Kamek is the species name in Japan and Kamek the character isn't distinguishable from the other Magikoopas, though Yoshi the character isn't either. I think that actually makes him a good villain and a contrast to Yoshi. I say bring the colored Magikoopas from Paper Mario and expand the series better like Wario Land and DKC did.
>>527464874>someone calling you retardedNo such thing occurred, that wasn't me you replied to.
>stand there making points favor of my argument thinking you're taking it downI'm not trying to "take down" anything, I'm showing you how an actually intelligent person would make your argument. Instead of buckling as soon as you get challenged by Koopa Troopa and Paratroopa and resorting to "durr they put them far apart" you should have doubled down on colors, but you're too fucking smoothbrained for that. All you can do is throw out vague terms you've heard from people smarter than you, such as "color theory", without being able to actually explain any of it.
>>527465735The difference here is that Magikoopas were introduced in Mario, while the rest of your examples were introduced in their own sub-series.
>>527465845Dude is actually retarded, stop giving him the time of day.
>>527465845You are failing to show how an intelligent person would make an argument is what you mean. The fact that you are retarded sabotages you.
There is no "buckling", it is a fact that they tried to keep the balance of the group shot as well as they could by setting the little yellow turtles away from the big turtle character, something that would be even trickier to balance if Bowser's son was there.
>VagueNo, you're just retarded to the point where you think that balancing blots of colors in a group shot somehow isn't affected by color theory, but no one is being vague. It is a bit sad isn't it? You're not that anon, but you're retarded in the exact same way so it ends up looking like a pandemic of sorts.
>>527465735>Diddy Kong's been AWOL for years>not in MKW>not in BananzaNintendo has FORGOTTEN about Diddy.
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>>527467165Luigi, my beloved!
>>527464926>>527467165IS THAT JR NEXT TO BOWSER???
I'M GOING INSANE.
Reminder that Bowser Jr. has a different shade of green compared to Bowser.
>>527460760>MarioJeep
>LuigiBMW
>WarioPorsche (or Lada)
>WaluigiBuick
>ToadRam
>PeachMazda
>BowserMitsubishi
>>527467165Delete this affront to color theory now.
Holy shit, so Nintendo really is phasing out Bowser Jr. and Birdo. Based, we'll finally have unique bosses in the next 2D Mario.
>>527467717Unique bosses such as Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Roy, Wendy, and if we behave, Larry.
>>527467165>Removed Birdo to add Toadette and spaced the yellows further away because Daisy's addition weighed in too heavy that color.Color-theory anon won.
>>527467717>Phasing out BridoAbout fucking time, nobody likes that shitty forced character.
>i-i doBend over.
>>527467650Who'd drive a Ford?
>>527467850Their battles in NSMBs were much better than the Jr. fights in Wonder so yes, that would be a marked improvement over the last game.
>>527468008>bowser jr.>kamek>diddyEvery theorycrafter is getting BTFO.
>>527468008>Dry Bones and Paratroopa, but no baseline Koopa Troopa???
>>527468008>dry bones riding booI want this enemy now.
>>527464975That was retconned nikka
Baby Bowser is now effectively Bowser Jr
>>527468813Mario Jr. who is separate from Baby Mario when?
>>527468813Okay? Doesn't change the fact that they're not "tiny Bowser"
Bowser has an ugly, lumpy face and free flowing hair, and a dark-ish green shade.
Baby Bowser/Jr has a smooth, round, cute face, with a top knot, and a pale shade of green.
>>527469130We're already getting a Mario Jr., though she's a girl...
>>527465904I'm aware of that. I really just wanted to vent about Yoshi being in an odd limbo where it's its own series but it hasn't really broken away from its Mario roots. Another theory of mine is the Super Donkey prototype being scrapped made Miyamoto feel a certain way, and he made it clear that Yoshi had to stay close to Mario and Japan as not to lose another beloved character to another developer.
>>527380559Sandbagging existed in MK8
A few of the MKW costumes have no gloves so I was wondering, when's the first time Mario appeared with no gloves?
>>527468813Baby Bowser was always effectively Bowser Jr. All 2d art of Jr. looks like how they draw Baby Bowser
>>527471423Even before Jr. existed?
>>527471423He was retroactively changed to look like Jr anon.
C'mon, you flaming faggot, let's hear your bullshit now. "Oh boo hoo you can't have a mini bowser it ruins the COLOR THEORY"
>>527478297The sloppiest movie that has ever slopped. Why did Nintendo have to go with fucking llumination?
>>527476079The only difference is that they gave him horns, anything else is basic stylistic difference from the 2d art to the 3d models. Bowser Jr looks as much like Baby Bowser as SMW 2D art Mario looks like Sunshine Mario and onwards.
Can you theoretically unlock every npc character by ONLY playing knockout tour, or are some only in areas not represented on any tour?
>>527481765People don't talk enough about how utter dogshit this game was. Perhaps because the other Yoshi games were so bad folks forgot of it's sins.
>>527481943I don't remember it being that bad when I played it. Only Yoshi's new island was the one yoshi game I dropped.
>>527482824>>>/v/712685062
>>527481943Seriously. I keep repeating the notion that Yoshi needed to break away from Mario. It seems after Yoshi's Story underperformed, or just after that game, they kept chasing Yoshi's Island again and again. That's definitely not by accident, this is intentional on their part.
>>527482962And of course that faggot you can't help himself with starting off with fucking Smash Bros. in his fake leak. Give it a rest already.
>>527480983The movie pacing in the beginning was great. The mushroom kingdom world not so much. 2nd movie could be leagues better now that they got the groundwork out of the way or more of the same. Hope it's the former.
>>527462653When you reach the higher levels of VR 8500-9000 it essentially comes down to who knows the best alternative routes to pull ahead. Because, everyone at that point knows all the basic bitch short cuts and everyone will all be cluttered together even more. I was at 8622 at one point, and I was in a room with an 8900 Bowser Jr. I noticed him consistently pulling ahead of everyone so when the room got a track I knew the short cuts pretty well too we both dusted the competition.
tl;dr skill does still matter in this game, but there IS more rng than before. Learning alternative routes well is pretty essential to mitigate some of the bullshit. I haven't yet, which is now why I've fallen to 8355.
>>527482962Sharn't be posting in your terrible thread, faggot.
Why don't Ninty have a way to access the eshop via their mobile app? I sometimes browse the Steam store and check what's on sale while on smoko at work.
>>527489060???
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/games/
>>527488981>>>/v/712696934
How does the rooftop leaf shortcut work on Acorn Heights? I can't get on top of it and alternate path of going underneath and wall riding the house doesn't won't let me wall ride.
>>527489524A fat fuck stuffing her ugly fucking face.
>>527495713>>527492402Bls be nise she's artistic
>>527501172Not everyone is mentally ill like you.
Should I buy Mario Kart World at this price? Is 8280 yen good compared to MSRP?
>>527503514You'd be retarded not to
My favs:
>main characters
Wario
DK
Bowser
Birdo
Koopa
Shy Guy
Bowser Jr
King Boo
>npc
Swoop
Cheep Cheep
Fish Bones
Chargin Chuck
Hammer Bro
Dry Bones
Peepa
Goomba
every Bowser army minion I forgot to mention
Reminder that all baby players are pedophiles.
>>527513516Is Shy Guy a baby character?
>>527513516I just like her big floppy sleeves
>>527516012Punting this retarded thing into orbit
>a big problem with the game is that the roads are too wide and the tracks are too long
>but if you look around, everything is scaled to ~2x size, rather consistently too
>including NPC Toads and Yoshis who you can directly compare to player Toads and Yoshis
Could it be that it all was initially scaled normally, but then they realised that open world was too small and kids wouldn't be able to handle tracks at effectively higher speeds so they've blown everything up? That would explain so many things.
>>527503514Isn't the switch 2 region locked
>>527520445No? As far as Iโm aware, the switch 1 and switch 2 have never been region locked and these days all Nintendo first party games come with all languages on the cart and automatically set the language based on your country?
>>527517440Not really, the "NPCs" have been oversized in some previous tracks in the past games too. It's more like that the MK staff kind of don't give a shit about those details matching well than anything else, specially since you have shit like "the koopas in cars are smaller than the ones in the audience sometimes at the same place".
>>527484678The pacing is far from the only problem with the movie though, the biggest problem is that the script is total dogshit (Mario's arc with his family is beyong bizarre) and the writer confirmed he's back in the sequel. Same directors too.
No amount of lean editing and pacing can save something made by people who are just kind of retarded and lacking in artistry.
>Mariofags
Either clueless beginners or chad
>Luigifags
>Yoshifags
Cowards who hide behind Mariofags and backstab him if they show weakness
>Bowserfags
>Wariofags
>DKfags
Chads who love being rivals to the Mariofags
>Toadfags
>NPCfags
>Minionfags
Tryhards, will switch to Birdo to mock princess troons
>Princessfags
Tryhard gooners or future troons
>Babyfags
Girls or pedophiles
>Waluigifags
Redditors
>>527520736The thing is that in the previous games, those things were outside the racing area and thus could be handwaved as forced perspective. The scale also was all over the place in general. Now we can plow into the crowd with a Koopa, and the scale being off actually matters.
>>527521336What a stupid post.
>>527522552God I can't wait for Bananza to come out and this shit stops.
>>527380559>Staying anywhere near pack gets you clobbered with items 95% of the time>Staying in anything except for an extreme lead front running makes you get clobbered and thrown to last place 95% of the time>Bagging consistently gets you above 6th place because golden mushrooms are insanely good + items like boo and even nerfed bullet.Nintendo has tried to nerf bagging but itโs just impossible to not bag, you have the most control over the game this way. Itโs not as fun imo.
>>527522552why is the mario orange?
>>527524631I used Mario from Mario Kart World as reference.
>>527522552Happy Father's Day, Mario and Bowser.
>used to play whatever bowser minion was available in mario spinoffs (koopa, boo, blooper, etc.)
>now there is like 30 to choose from
how do I decide now?
>>527531694All of them to find which trick animations you like.
>>527520445Not at all. Even the cheaper "Japanese Only" Switch 2 can play games from any region. The difference with that one is that while you can change your country and language options in standard Switch 2 models, the Japanese Only model is permanently locked to Japanese. And I'm guessing that'll change once it's hacked.
>>527536764That would mean it can only access the Japanese eShop, yeah? That's sort of a form of region locking, but you can still stick any physical cart in and play it.
>>527521468Sure but that is not really evidence that they changed the size of tracks last minute. It doesn't even make sense considering how good the texture work is on all assets.
>>527520658>>527536764So you can get cheaper JPN games and run it on the "international" Switch 2 and it'll be just fine
>>527523398I don't know, I feel like if they tried to take away the "first place gets you raped" factor with a balance patch it would make the game get less fun for the non-hardcore since now getting extreme leads would be easier.
>>527541143It's not like you're even extremely vulnerable in first place. In Knockout Tour if you manage to get into the top spots unless you get Mario Kart comboed which can happen in every place aside from the back you can stay in them fairly easily.
>>527523398>>Staying in anything except for an extreme lead front running makes you get clobbered and thrown to last place 95% of the timeYou know the answer then. Git gud.
>>527541143Which is why they won't do it. People have to accept that Mario Kart isn't an eSport and not catered to tournayefags.
For you high VRbros how to do you consistently place high in WW? Do you bag, front run, sit in the he middle of the pack? Feels like no matter what I do I inevitably get caught up trying to get out of the shit show. Yet, I was observing a Luigi player usually hanging in the middle but getting in the Top 5 consistently. Is it timing? What am I missing here?
>>527539403>how good the texture work is on all assetsWhat? This game has horribly low-resolution textures.
I'm fucking stuck on 7800
>get 6th
>ok you get 30 points :)
>get fucked next match and put all the way back in 20
>-80
it's fucking pain man how do these people get to nearly 9000?
>>527551184You're either blind or thinking that your zoomed in screenshots from photo mode taken in handheld mode meaning something.
>>527551706They literally just grind. Those high rank people aren't better, they've just played 6+ hours a day sincd launch.
>>527551706That's what I'm asking here
>>527549027. I've gotten to 8.6K and since then it's been a string me getting absolutely fucked and item raped. Finished a race now where I was holding a steady second about to hit first with a red shell, but then got hit by lighting over a pit, then hit by a person passing with banana's, flattened, and then blow up by a thrown bomb. 21st pace. What the FUCK was I supposed to do?
>>527553496I assume these people just take the alternate paths whenever they can to avoid the shitshows
>>527553496It's Mario Kart, sometimes the answer is that you just got unlucky.
>>527552001You need to get checked out for eye cancer ASAP if you can't see anything wrong with these outfit textures:
>>527321614 (OP)>photo mode doesn't count!!Don't put it in the game if it's only purpose is to highlight how dogshit your game looks up close. Not that OP pic is particularly up close at all since it fits three characters full body all in frame simultaneously.
If you think they increased the size of the world by twice the amount you're retarded. Toad's Factory alone disproves that with how narrow some of the roads are.
>>527556718They increased the world size 2x without changing the texture resolution because that would mess with the color theory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kueoO3b4B-M
>gives me a boomerang in 14th place
FUCK OFF
>>527551706Looking at some streams at 9K VR a lot of the same shitshow occurs. I watched a streamer who was at 9.2K and he'd get pissed at shitty items rolls or when it got hit by some random no indication crap and fall 15 places kek. How do people tolerate this game at a competitive level? At least with Smash you could eliminate the chaos.
>>527561250The only people who take it super seriously are those Youtubers who do the "bagging" or whatever it is for the items, then post the few races where it actually benefits them so it gives the false impression that they're actually really good at the game.
>>527561250The joke is that you shouldn't. Ignore the meta, don't race purely to win, and have fun.
Create chaos, go out of your way to ruin someone's day.
>>527545190Actual valid take lol. I agree entirely, was just answering that for the other anon about bagging.
>>527561951It's funny because the one I was even watching got pissed for one person having "no game sense" and using a Mega Mushroom "too early" which actually caused him to get flattened by them and finish on race in 12th place. In general, even at the higher level it just seems like there is A LOT of Golden Mushroom mashing spam.
>>527560316>i get one mushroom>everyone else gets threeTh-thanks.
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>>527551706Winning doesn't even guarantee your rank goes up.
Stop caring about it. The numbers mean nothing.
>>527565229>final item box
>>527562985I don't get this argument of "If you race to win you're a tryhard! Mario Kart is about just having fun!" Even if you're just a casual player not racing to win, even if you know you're not good enough to get top 3, being hit with 3 items in a row with no opportunity to dodge or minimize the impact 2 seconds from the checkpoint causing you to drop from 5th to 20th and be eliminated all because of RNG isn't fun.
>>527567874Maybe learn to race better then. Not every instance of getting Mario Karted is just bad luck, it can be being predictable in your driving or not being willing to drive out to avoid the cluster fuck.
And if you're not having fun, maybe don't play. Stop being a smashfag over it.
It's a race. Why are you in it if not to try winning?
>>527567874It's the toxic positivity some Nintendo fans have. You're just playing the game wrong if you care about anything according to them.
>>527567170this is in knockout tour and depends on if you fuck up the other checkpoints at a high level, the points are based on each checkpoint not just the final result
>>527568210Because making sure that faggot on Wario loses is more important.
>>527567874Horseshoe theory
Anti-metafags are becoming as obnoxious as metafags
I'm currently drifting between 8.4-8.6 VR in WW, and the fact that nearly every race degrades into Golden Mushroom, Giant Mushroom, and/or BB spam is getting old. Are you all still having fun? It could be just me being tired of trying to win so hard and getting anally raped in multiple races in a row kek.
>>527570314Luigi would never!
>>527570796>>527571078Don't worry, Luigi is gay, so it is an entirely platonic interaction.
>>527570314Luigi would really fuck anybody but daisy huh
>>527571921Well yes, because he's anti-ntr and wouldn't try that shit.
Well, I asked this in the Smash Bros general and got zero answers so I'll try here:
Anyone know if the rumour about Switch 2 having 100 ms of input lag is true?
How do you get the kamek item? I want more characters.
is there a decent amount of turns in this game where simply just driving is better than drifting?
>>527567874If you don't find it fun then don't play the game, it is a 30 year old franchise, the bullshit has always been part of the design ethos of the game, and to call it particularly more unfair than usual is just wrong.
>>527578617This. If anything, mk8d was more bullshit because of how severely easy it was for someone to take an early lead and never lose it.
I don't think the bullshit became super prevalent until Double Dash or DS, really.
I still wonder why Hammer Bro doesnโt have the other 3 bros as alts in World, theyโre just recolors
>>527580032We didn't get any recolors to begin with, there are the Yoshi ones, but those are tied to their respective costumes
>>527580032They seem to have drawn a line in the sand and decided NPC characters are not allowed to have alt costumes, though it is odd to me that Shy Guy is a normal character while Dry Bones is not.
>>527580032>hammer bro>birdo>toad>koopa troopa>shy guy>para-biddybud>cataquack>pianta>piranha plantBigly dropped the ball on alt colors outside of yoshi
>7k power
>stuck in a room with 3k-4k
When is match making going to fix itself?
>another day
>no direct announcement
They're leaving this until September, aren't they?
>>527591537It isn't obvious?
One of my friends who is really liberal told me Daisy should be darker after I asked why she had tummy outfits and not the other ladies.
After I asked why she just sent a picture of the Kart World credits calling Daisy a "desert princess".
Funny thing huh?
>>527592545Meme magic is real, and it has turned Daisy into something she never was.
>>527592545You should ask your friend why someone needs to look a certain way just because of where they live.
>>527592545it makes sense from a certain point of view like being in the sun all day makes you dark. Inuits are dark people that live in a desert.
>>527593891>Inuits are dark people that live in a desert.You may want to rethink parts of that sentence
>>527592545Your "friend" is an idiot.
>>527593891Daisy is a princess, she's not going to be out in the sun all day, she's sipping cold soda in her palace, all while the hardworking citizens toil under the scorching sun, tending the royal gardens and keeping the kingdom running
>>527594913I'm not defending that nonsense, but there's more to not being dark from outside than not being outside.
Natural complexion, clothing/hats, sunscreen, etc all contribute.
And Daisy is definitely not "sitting in the palace" all day.
>>527594913Every time someone makes this argument some clown comes in with "but she's sporty so she's outside a lot and therefore she should be tan!" as if that doesn't apply to everyone in the Mario cast. Even looking at her in MKWorld as the so-called "desert princess", her skin is still and peachy toned.
>>527594223Inuits arent very dark but tanned can be considered dark.
>>527594913Theres also the possibility that Daisy got isekaid just like Mario and Peach. Daisy being a desert princess is largely irrelevant like how Peach is a mushroom princess.
>>527595618They also live in arctic regions, not deserts.
Why donโt people just play Mario Land?
>>527596081I like it a lot, short and simple as it is. The location and its inhabitants are interesting, and the music is good. It also has one of the most dickass invisible blocks I've ever seen in a Mario game that wasn't from a Kaizo hack.
>>527595973I thought there were arctic deserts.
>>527596517Well.. yeah, you could see those arctic snowscapes like that, I guess.
I wanna play the new mario kart.......
>>527597273I can't all the switch 2s have been consoomed
>>527464926>He should also get a more unique wand when he does get more Mario prominence to differentiate Kamek from the generic magikoopas.Kamek should also have a Toady flying around him at all times outside of the broom. Mario party Jamboree intro proved Nintendo hasn't forgotten those are kamek's subjects.
>>527599518They've been present in MP for a while though, same with Snifits, it's pretty much the only place where they appear consistently.
>>527591537Yes you fucking tard.
>>527592545>>527593439Sarasa Land is a desert btw
>>527599518eh, that feels like a bit too much
>>527602091There's a king of Sarasaland?
Can anyone add this to the op? this seems to be the hidden stats from MKWorld
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>>527606239I'm-a guess I'm-a go fishing! Come here, feeshy feeshy! HEEEERE FEESHY FEESHY!
>>527605124Chocolate bunny Pauline...
>>527605212>Pipe Frame in AllroundNice!
>>527613945Don't mind if I do...
>>527591537There'll probably be a DK Direct at the very least.
>>527602091World 1 is the desert, so it's where Daisy lives. This is why it was the part of Sarasaland repped in World with it showing Daisy's palace. But you have to realise that all of her kingdoms are based on places where black or brown is the majority or plurality aside from China.
>>527617169>the pasty redhead is lording over predominantly brown culturesMama mia!
>>527617948That's why Daisy is becoming brown. Expect to still have a decent amount of time where she can pass as white before Nintendo fully bites the bullet.
Who knew that Camelot making Daisy's ingame model a little darker would lead to this much autism.
>>527617948>>the pasty redhead is lording over predominantly brown culturesAccurate to Egyptian history.
>>527618606Why is it only idiot western audiences that can't use their own damn eyes?
>>527618606>we wuzzing in a mario thread
>>527617948This is what the princess of an ancient Central American pyramid looks like
>>527618887I think i got the renders and the models mixed up. Now im wondering how this trend even started since nobody gives a shit about 15 year old renders.
>>527619082The Egyptians were never black but Egypt did come under rule of the Greeks and then the Romans.
>>527618887literal sand skin, like an untanned middle eastern girl
>>527619974I never said they were black
>greeksbrown
Am i the only one who misses Aryan Daisy?
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>>527620805>hair went from ginger to blond to brown to ginger again to almost red to reddish brown
>>527619731Shokora, my beloved...
>>527619951DK is meant to be one of the pillars this year, they aren't just going to drop a trailer out of nowhere and leave it at that.
>>527625117Right, they'll drop a trailer then start a media and advertising blow out, but they do not need a direct for that.
>>527626358They're obviously going to do a mini-direct for DK. Why are you shitposting?
I'm not sure the B dasher is all that good on donkey kong
>>527626545Don't be autistic and neurotic, someone disagreeing with you isn't shitposting. And I think they will advertise it without a direct simply because they already showed that Splatoon single player game without a direct, despite it being perfect for a direct. To me it reeks of "no direct in June, instead Nintendo will do marketing separately for each game".
Do they really expect me to play only Mario Kart for over a month? This shit is so boring where the fuck is Donkey Kong?
>>527626758>Baby's first launch monthYou will play your Metroid Prime Hunters demo for months and you'll like it
>>527626694DK will have a dedicated direct like Mario Kart World had. Bananza is the Switch 2's equivalent of Mario Odyssey. It's way above a Splatoon spin off.
>>527626946>first launch monthSpotted the zoomer. We had Luigi's Mansion, Rogue Squadron II and Super Monkey Ball for GameCube which while not as impressive as a new Mario or Zelda at least had some fucking variety. And Luigi's Mansion had great graphics after the initial disappointment of "not Super Mario 128" wore off.
>>527627082But why would I mention a decent launch month instead of making fun of another bad launch month? Are you retarded?
>>527627325Because you're only old enough to remember shitty launches like Wii U so you think that's the norm.
they wanted to spread out their launch titles over time instead of releasing everything at once. Maybe it's because people are more likely to buy all of those games if they're spread out vs at launch where someone is most likely just going to buy one game
>>527627082The Switch 2's launch was better than the Gamecube. You have Mario Kart World, Yakuza 0, Deltarune, Rune Factory, Hogwarts Legacy, Cyberpunk and Hitman. That's only a portion of Switch 2 games.
>>527627398No, that is you being schizophrenic along with retarded to the point where you think someone talking about the NDS's launch is an Wii U kid.
>>527627453That, and with how expensive games are getting, it's probably better to spread out the titles you make so people are able to afford them when they come out (and they want them).
>>527627520>1 exclusive plus multiplat garbageDon't give a fuck about Cyberpunk trash, and if I did I would've played it already.
>>527627547No it's me correctly assuming someone who thinks dogshit launches were ever the norm is a zoomer retard.
>an Wii UEmphasis on "retard".
>>527627520Most of those games are third-party titles, and they aren't even new.
>>527627832>Correctly>Conjuring imaginery words into my original postRetarded and schizophrenic times two. But go ahead, maybe lashing out at the computer will make it hurt less.
>>527627832Donkey Kong will be another mid polished but bland platformer akin to Odyssey that you will 100% in a week, so I don't know why you want it so fast.
>>527628168Platformer with Donkey Kong moveset.
>>527627832>>527627954They're better games than fucking Monkey Ball and Rogue Squadron. Don't be so ungrateful.
>>527629131Don't listen to those negative shitposters. They just want to make Nintendo look bad because everyone hates Nintendo for being the best video game company.
>>527629131Monkey Ball is better than most of those games.
DK direct confirmed in Nintendo Today app, congrats to those who predicted it.
>>527630359A late fathers day special!
>>527630359this dk direct is gonna rool
>>527631102>ground pound for a moon>talk to NPC for a moon>baby tier platforming for a moon>shitty gimmick capture subarea for a moon>repeat x880 times
>>527631463>I have to 100% the game to enjoy it, even if that makes me not enjoy itKorok seeds taught you people nothing, did they?
>>527631102He would be right if we took Odyssey's awful story into consideration
>>527630359Nintendo really need to announce more games for the Switch 2.
>>527626694>>527619951>>527626358I bet you feel retarded now. Next time don't shitpost here, cuck.
>>527619951>>527626358>>527626694My advice to you? Leave this general now so people forget your humiliating fuck up and you can come back after the Bananza Direct.
Jesus Christ they really have no more new games to announce?
>>527602091Not gonna read that nerd
>>527637597They have most of the year covered already.
>DK Direct
>no Mario
Mariobros...
tick-tock rarefags tick-tock
>>527646342Only just now realized the Donkey Kong 94 game's box art was a reference to this art.
Mario and luigi brothership The point of no return?: I am pretty sure I'm near the end of the game.But what do I need to do before I go on to do this?
>>>/v/712822475
>>527648084Have you done any sidequests with an exclamation mark next to them?
>>527648420 I continue to do side quests as they showed up before I moved on with the story and now the only one who got this Monster Mania level 5. The YouTube videos I've seen of people beating that involves using blows attacks that include the last two things that I don't have yet which I'm pretty sure the last two badge being challenges to get once you do them for the time perfectly.
>>527637597Splatoon Raiders?
>>527648614Then you should be good to go.
>>527650342>>527648614Also I got all the lock formations and I got nine of the vegetable people found .
>>527650839Yeah, you're good to go.
>>527648638Idc about Splatoon besides whacking my fat wiener to Marina porn
i miss my primordial venus goddess haru
STOP GIVING ME TRIPLE RED SHROOMS. Fucking worthless. GIVE ME BULLET OR GOLD
Da Switch 2, please come back
We missed you, the first of times
The shelves were bare, we had to wait
But now we're here, no need to fight
The hype was real, it went too fast
But we won't let this moment pass
When the restock hits, we'll be there
With joycons and games beyond compare!
Why does it feel most of the time the person using lightning doesn't even place well and is just being annoying?
>>527657527Triple Red Mushrooms is great.
>>527661171Because you're pissed off that you got hit by it.
>>527660935>Peach bimbomaxxing for the camera>Rosa manifesting a thousand sorrows onto herCanon
>>527661498Is there a reliable way to predict it, other than "randomly during the 3rd lap"?
>>527652025>secondary shitteryou should only jerk off to characters you like in franchises you like
>>527659789>Brainrot that happens when the Nintendo store is out of stock.
>>527665197Splatoon is a shit series.
>>527674068The only complaint I have with it is that it should still be on 2, the Splatoon games release too fast without much reinventing.
Are there any karts similar to the baby blooper stats? I don't like the engine sound on this
>>527630359Well, this is it. The final battle. How are w feeling?
>>527674705Just pick a kart you like, holy shit.
It's mario kart.
>>527676698I'm excited, that will be a day that will go down in the history of /smbg/
>hmm Lighting is probably coming now. Better activate BB/Mega Mushroom
>never comes
>Alright gonna hold off BB/Mushroom until I cross this point
>comes before point
It's so fucking annoying.
>>527677564I'm excited and worried, especially after the last dedicated 15-minute Direct, but Mario Kart didn't have anything to show to begin with. Still, this is Nintendo, it could be 15 minutes of "Here's how you make Donkey Kong clap."
>>527605067>>527605212water is such a useless stat desu. they should've added ice/snow into it as well
>>527678717water speed is really important in knockout tour
>>527679081wouldnt terrain be more useful there? sure there's a couple routes of just water, but majority are road/dirt. and it's not like you can change your set up after knowing the track either
>>527680064depends on the cup. Some go through a fuck ton of water or end at a water level
>>527678717It's not a full list of various types of speed, the maker noted that there might be more types of speed than what is listed there.
>11th place
>20 coins and get the last item box
>its a fucking coin box
I hate this game
>>527680629with how much testing is happening by now i dont think stuff like ice/snow will be its own thing. if there was a 4th type there would be info by now
>>527665197I bought a Marina amiibo just to nut on anon.
You can't stop me.
>>527431092Midna just to watch /v/ lose their shit
>>527682968From what I understand, in-depth testing is currently ongoing, and we still need to check how Handling on the various driveable surfaces work out.
>>527682238I'm putting the game down for a while until after Bananza. Trying to win with a Heavy (no Booper) in a high VR room is taxing. Going from 8.6K down to 7.9K once I stopped using a Light character (Dry Bones and Baby Luigi), has made me decide to put the game up for a while.
>>527688121nigga just play a light character
>>527688052>steamy mario orgy at willy wonka factory
>>527424153>ToadworthNo, he wasn't. He was made by Koizumi. Miyamoto mandated him away because he can't stand to be upstaged creatively. He lived and died with Sunshine.
The only character that got away scot-free is Rosalina in spite of Miyamoto's autistic rage that tried to retcon Rosalina from Galaxy 2.
Subsequently, name one Paper Mario character since TTYD that escaped his wrath. Can't. Lady Bow in 64, Vivian in TTYD, then post Galaxy 1 begun the Miyamoto mandate.
>>527688121>>527688185Fuck that, use who you want and git gud.
>>527690857he's right no matter how many reaction pictures you will use
>>527690718Miyamoto wasn't involved in MKW and he is pretty much fired from Nintendo at this point, much like the rest of the old gang
>>527690857Shigeru needs more of that dose.
>>527688185Nah. I think I just need a break from the game. There's only so many times I can be combo'd into oblivion across a 2 hour or so play session before the game starts feeling more like a pain in the ass to play.
>>527431092would have been fun
>>527691294you mean to tell me.. toadsworth is just an old fart that no one at nintendo cares about and my schizo theory about miyamoto was wrong?
>>527692654Where? All I see is Daisy
>>527692859>All I see is DaisyExactly.
>>527692654Please don't call Tokotoko that.
So given that it's confirmed DK is going to get multiple outfits in Bananza like Mario did in Odyssey, what kind of outfits do you want to see?
>>527693327A DK64 costume like the SM64 one
>>527692949I don't understand
>>527692654You need to go to another series to find a whore. Might I suggest any gacha game?
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>>527694050There's already a canon whore in the mario universe though
As much as I hate it here, actual forum mods are the most pathetic little fascists on the Internet. Always were. Little point in trying to discuss upcoming games elsewhere.
Why does it feel like 80% of the time something hits me in World, I don't know what the fuck is hitting me, that or there is an indication that last less than a fraction of a second before I get hit?
>>527694937look behind you
Nice "competitive" variety
>>527695627It's the only option when Nintendo are hiding stats from you.
>>527695627How are the devs so naive that they keep designing the games in a way that allows a clear meta to form, when the patches confirm they don't want people playing like mindless tryhards?
>>527693327A DK Jr leotard.
>>527690718>He lived and died with Sunshine.Didn't he also appear in NSMBDS?
I miss Mario Kart being more cartoony. The artstyle in World is the most soulless yet.
>>527695627>competitive mario kart
>>527697418Nintendo are in their "put bloom on everything" phase.
>>527695627>mix max for road>get fucked on every other terrainlol
lmao even
>>527697418>actually defending the old sky high sundae
>>527695627Yes, sheep are intensely retarded. What gave it away?
Tell Yoshi bedtime story!
>>527693327Diddy Kong shirt and hat
Cranky Kong blazer
Chunky Kong Jacket and hat
Lanky Kong overalls and clown nose
A military outfit like Krusha's and a military helmet like klumps
Krunch's/Kritter jacket from DKR/DK64
Krool crown and cape with bracers and gold plated chest
Tiki Tong fists like those foam hulk hand toys
>>527693406>>527693407>>527696453These too
>>527693327A Diddy Kong outfit
>>527696673Yes, Toadsworth's name is a meta-reference to how you know a game will be worth playing if he is in it
>>527690718>Koizumi got rid of the Koopalings to shove Bowser Scrappy Jr. at us, then he did BLUE PEACHMiyamoto was right to shut his ass down
>>527692859>>527693149>>527694050She's the only female showing her navel and tummy off.
The whore.
>>527703826Was there ever any doubt?
I almost got the Switch 2 and MKWorld on Saturday, but to be honest, I sorta stopped myself... For those who have it, what are your honest opinions on the game? Was it completely worth it?
>>527704087You can shut the hell up already.
>>527705341Slapping Luigiโs butt.
>>527705432Admit it anon, you know it to be true.
>>527705341Not really. It's basically 500 bucks for a console whose only notable exclusive is significantly weaker than the current available Switch 1 counterpart. You do good in waiting for more games to come out.
>>527705742Be nice to Luigi, he works hard
>>527706207But heโs practically asking for it 24/7.
>>527705341Did you like being able to go up to peach's castle in royal raceway?
If yes, it's 110% worth it.
lads FUCK kamek unlocks
he's way too rare in Versus CPU races, it feels almost deliberate
New. Let's eat bros.
>>527708610
>>527705341It's better than MK8 in every way and yoi're gonna get a Switch 2 for future games anyways
>>527705742No smacking his booty, please!
>>527705926The feelings I see seem really mixed. Kart does look fun, but I might just wait a little longer until the Switch 2's library has a bit more to offer.
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