Erotic water cooler edition

Previous gooning session: >>527391164

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
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>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
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>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
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-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
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sex

>>527406657
>Gaster copying the song that Gerson put in his book but just changing the last word to deltarune because he was lazy

Fatsei

I need sex with doe hags.

I really like art that gives Noelle extra shaggy legs

>>527407628
How is a goat so far so powerful

my TV!!!!

i will never forgive toby

>>527407628
I want to huff his tummy soooo bad!!

FORCEFULLY PRESSUREWASH HER DOEVARIES WITH RAPENOG

>unused dialogue when observing the dark crystal mentions seeing Undyne frozen in ice
>ch5 we will likely find out what happened to undyne
>Noelle is most likely going to be in ch5
>ch5 is also where weird route continues of carol's phone call is anything to go by
WE'RE GOING TO SNOWGRAVE THE FISH LET'S GOOOOOOO

what's the last update toby gave on chapter 5? shouldn't it be fairly far along?

>>527407747
>made a post when everyone had taken their leave for the new thread
repostan

>d*rkners attack me unprovoked
>i hit them back in warranted self-defense
>WAHHHH YOU'RE TOO MEAN WE WILL LET TENNA AND JACKENSTEIN DIE! BUT IT'S (YOU)R FAULT! FEEL BAD
no

>>527407914
Holiday 2026...

>>527407908
The knight also has an unique animation when frozen.

>>527407923
one day...

>>527407970
>d*rkners attack me unprovoked
in chapter 3 they're literally contractually obligated to do it and notably hate it

Why is the knight doing that with their legs are they a slut

so if dragon blazer maps to deltarune
does that mean noelle corresponds to the main character (player character in the game)?
Because either sister corresponds to Dess, or Toby is hinting that Asriel is going to show up with new pronouns and I really don't think it's the latter

Noelle started ovulating this very moment

>>527407982
You jest of course

>>527407914
Autumn 2025 Newsletter
>Anyone not working on localization, console porting, or fixes, is now working on Chapter 5. This will be the main focus for us moving forward.

Holiday 2025 Newsletter
>Some team members had to focus on Chapter 1, 2, and 3 bugfixes for a while, but our more recent hires have able to work on Chapter 5 during that time, so progress has still been steady!
>The rate of creation is quite solid this time! Many things are in development at once!

Knowing Toby and his ideas of "solid development" I'm kind of skeptical but I don't think it's coming out December 2026 at least

>>527408061
Yes

>>527407908
How do they rock dresses so well

>>527407914
my wish is for valentine's day

>>527408145
damn bro posting newsletters from the future

>>527407723
Same, and pubes

>>527408118
It says 2026 when you finish ch4

>>527408061
>is the moaning knight a slut?
Yes. she loves ralsei the most, for his "unique abilities"

>>527407867
How do they rock dresses so well

>>527408061
yes

>>527408117

Why are the Holidays a bunch of slutty whores. Every. Single. One of them

i fucking finished work and came home with a switch2
its over
fomo got me
what tf do i play on it?

>>527408237
bro she's covered in fur you can't just call it 'pubes' that's her body

>>527408145
Toby better not take a year and half for another chapter, before it was just a free demo, so I couldn't pretend anything, now I've paid 25 kromer for it and I have a minimum if expectations regarding the release of new chapters

FINDHIM

>>527382738
"Asriel giving Kris dating advice for Noelle and warning him not to "grab her horns" because he made that mistake with Dess and she damn near ground his pelvis into dust."
>Kris - Did she grab your horns?
>Asriel - Yes and all I did was mewl.

>>527407908
>frozen chicken
>frozen fish
TOBY YOU FUCKER

>>527408348
deltaroom obviously

>>527408348
yourself
oh wait
you just 100% that

>>527408295
Kris is supposedly nb but all their outfits thus far are pretty masculine. Let us make them wear a dress, Toby.

>>527408348
What are you talking about Anon?
You can't play anything. The Switch2 has no games.

>>527408020
It's strange how many elements of Snowgrave just happen to work if you cheat Noelle into your party. It's probably just because Toby made sure it was future-proofed but still.

>>527408343
Move over sans…. There’s a new lover in the Dreemurr house.

>Heaven knows
>the story that we've born
>from our hearts
>Of the shadows cutting deep
>and the heroes that save us
>Heaven knows
>The beauty of the soul
>and we weep
>To the majesty and
>pray we not forget
>the tale of DELTARUNE

>>527408443
doesn't the switch2 play earthbound?

>>527407970
For a minute I thought you were trying to quote Toriel and say she's racist.

>>527408405
What else is missing? Frozen veggies? Frozen lamb?

>>527408510
what's the tale of deltarune??????

>>527408436
That's gay, best tobias can do is a ribbon during tenna's second board

>>527408145
Spring 2026 Newsletter
>Yo guys sorry. development delayed a little. expect a 2028 chapter 5 release window. Very excited!

>>527408381
Ramb kinda reminds me of Epic Mickey

>>527408426
>deltaroom obviously
oh deltarune is on switch?

>>527408361
Pubic fluff is absolutely a thing

>>527408487
Unironically I'd be up for seeing more of this. Not sure if in-game, not certain it'd work, but art would be hot.

>putting you head under Ralsei’s robe and giving him a raspberry
>grabbing hold of Ralsei’s hand as you walk together and hearing him stammer out “o-oh! okay Anon, we can hold hands if that makes you happy! and this way we can’t get separated!”
>taking a nap under a tree with Ralsei’s lap as your pillow as he softly hums

>>527408632
next time eat a salad

>>527408602
There's like a fluffy prince or something and it's like, any one of us could be the hero and not know it, so we should, like be nice to everyone and stuff
Didn't you listen to Catty's reading

>>527408113
well think about it, Noelle's the one who's actively playing Dragon Blazers 3 when you first meet her after class

>>527408342
I love when they both look miserable or broken

>>527408518
You have Snes9X on PC for that

>>527408348
Zelda breath of wild and its sequel

So the Chapter 4 prophecy shows the sun, and earth, with Earth's insides accumulating darkness due to Sun. Can you enter that darkness without stabbing Earth and creating fountains? Do you think shelter is like a portal into Earth's darkness? Or is it a school closet instead?

>>527408758

>>527408602
catty is reading it but kris falls asleep, the lazy piece of shit
but the jist is a prophecy sent through time and space that formed the basis of the religion of the world, the lord of the hammer series, and the dragon blazers games

The curse? She turns everyone GAY.

>>527408742
no i was asleep talking to purple girl

>>527408436
Toby might not want to play into "nb means you wear anything", but it would help the insistent Kris is Nonbinary crowd to have Kris wearing some fem coded stuff.

You just know he fucks hard

>>527408731
No

>>527408919
finally

As promised, I'm posting Tenna feat. spamtobg, drew them while on a beach, sadly no sight of Undyne swimming anywhere

Ch4 aborted weird route dialogues
>despite everything, it's still you
TOBYYYYY

>>527408961
c-chubby...

>>527407867
ha small

>>527408113
Noelle gets cursed in Snowgrave in chapter 2 and their families are close enough that she's basically Kris's sister

>>527407878
>>527408117
this is a bad thing to want because gay erasure or something retarded.

>>527408731
i also ordered mcdonald
2 big macs
2 double big macs
2 potatoe circle fries
6 big fries
2 cheeseburgers
2 double burgers (small)
20 nuggets
1 mcchicken
i need my food on the weekend
dont judge me please

>>527409130
I have a fetish for dyke breaking so it works in my favor

>never played UT
>Enjoyed the Deltarune demo
>Bought Undertale last night

I'm still in basically the starting area but one thing I noticed is that you can "defeat" every same time enemy the same way. Like that eye monster you just don't bully it or w/e. I guess I figured there would be some variety with every different monster but then it doesn't really make sense? Am I just retarded in thinking each enemy of the same type should be different in how you go about beating it? I've enjoyed what little bit I've played so far though.

>>527407668
Do not do the does

>>527409023
so why isnt it in the text dump anon

>>527409204
There's more enemy variety and usually enemies don't get repeated that much in later areas.

>>527409178
HOLY DAMN that is a lot of food!
start eating, or else

Omfg Asriel is gonna show up as a tranny that's why Ralsei has been femboying it up OMGGGGGGGGGG I WISH I CAN UNLEARN THIS

>>527409204
well first thing first.
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE THREAD.
or be careful.

people talk about spoilers freely here, of endings and everything.

>>527409201
>some gay-enabling yurislopper gave me my most violent fetish

>>527409007
Cute!! I love when their noses look like snouts

>>527409204
>Am I just retarded in thinking each enemy of the same type should be different in how you go about beating it?
you're too used to megaten where demon negotiation is largely random

>>527409023
Fucking lord, this is almost worse than letting the Weird route go through.

>>527409312

lmfao
Kris is such a jerk
Why did Kris do that?

>>527407718

>realize im feeling more and more like burgerpants at work
>coworkers are taking my detachment as confidence
>I've become the one everyone goes to whenever they have a question about something
maybe they'll pay me more someday

>>527409178
that's like 5 days worth of food for me

>>527409458
kris HATES alphys, canonically
she's one of the only ones we can be mean to consistently

>>527409412
I have no idea what that is.

>>527409204
You have choices in every fight, with some more obvious than others, and yes, if you choose to ACT, part of the game is figuring out the puzzle of what are the appropriate actions to make them happy

>>527408374
You paid $25 for four chapters. Yes, Ch1-2 are included in the price. Chapters 5-999 are not included in the price, those will be free DLCs.

>>527409458
I remember, youre TIMING PUZZLES

>>527408602
Oh my god, so like, the Angel,
that's watching over all of us?
It has, like, this COOL prophecy,
like, foretold by time and space.
And, like, um...
ummm... like, like...
OK, so like, I'm kind of
paraphrasing here, but,
There's, like, these heroes,
and they're like, SO cool.
They have like,
swords and stuff?
And there's one with like,
ummm, horns?
He's honestly SO cute.
I mean, there, like,
aren't any pictures, but like,
IDK why, I just imagine him,
as, like, cute!
Like, OMG, pinch his cheeks and
give him a pumpkin pie!
Give him a, like, a fat-free
cat food coupon clipping!
We, have like, such A HUGE pile
of those to get rid OMG
But, like, what's amazing,
is how, like, these heroes,
Are like,
oh my god, they're like...
The thing is, they could be like,
any one of us, you know?
So, like, that's the thing, like,
You gotta keep in mind
we could ALL be!!!
Someone that might
change the world, right?
So we should all, like...
be nice to each other, right?
That's, like, the main... thingy?
Of our religion, right?
Like, just be nice to everyone!
We're all family!
No matter what kinda person
or who they are!
Like, we believe weird crap
but we're totally, like, welcoming!
You don't know who's gonna
grow up to be a hero, right?
Like... even maybe, like,
I'm actually a Hero too?
Like, maybe I'm keeping
a secret from you guys...?
Psyche!
It's totally not me hahaha.
... or is it?? Like, totally keeping
you guessing, right?
And yeah, like, OK, yeah,
that's not the whole thing.
Maybe bad things happen
in the story too.
Like... what's it called?
A calamity?
But, like, it's like,
all cool because, like...
...
OK actually
I don't remember what happens???

>>527409490
if you want to get paid more you have to unionize. you need the power of collective bargaining

>>527409178
*takes the 2 doubles and a big fry pack*
Thanks buddy

I love fish

>>527409289
I'm on mobile I don't want to type Al lthat up bruh
>>527409419
Knowing Kris was crying just before the soul took back control, and Noelle was actually terrified while trying to talk to Kris about the night prior, good lord. The soul is a fucking bastard (I'm going to keep doing snowgrave)

>>527408602
Woaaoaaaaoaaaoooooo
Story of deltarune...

>>527409642
>It has, like, this COOL prophecy,
>like, foretold by time and space.
sussy gasty

>>527409694
Not that anon but I hate that it had to come to that. I quit my shit job but my coworkers were people with new babies and/or multiple kids trying to make ends meet and ill stop here before I rant

I need them to bang onscreen NOW!!

>>527409458
I laughed my ass off at that. Absolute power move.

Which one

>>527407867
Ralsei PENETRATED and made her BLEED

>>527410081
kek

>>527409458
damn ningen, why do hate her so much?

>>527410083
>snootless Susie
godless abomination

>>527409642
So Angel was Gaster all along?

tenna unconsensual sex with kris

>>527410081
Kek

why does chaos king have a pointed tail in his stomach? who/what is he meant to represent in hometown?

so assuming gerson was right and susie isn't one of the heroes, what does the original chapter 1 look like? kris and noelle(?) go into the closet and then susie stumbles in, doesn't get her character development because ralsei sees kris and noelle first and only needs three heroes, and teams up with lancer for the whole thing?

>>527410081
KEK

>>527408758
Two adolescents being tormented by some seemingly omniscient force and being unable to to speak to anyone but eachother about it, lest they be treated like crazies, is what makes their dynamic better beyond just the "childhood friends" trope

susie's nose is so fucking huge
its so fucking hot

>>527410287
you know what's the worst part?
snowgrave route will be 100% more kino but it will not end well.

>>527410252
He's a king of spades

>>527409178
Post tummy after finishing

>>527410260
Susie was probably supposed to be more like a Berdly type situation where the Heroes convince her to have character growth and then she's like 10% less of a bitch in the Light World

Let me read the books

Gerson makes me want to make my own story and characters instead of just spending the rest of my life drawing fanart.

>>527410260
Yes, and they befriend Lancer which in turn "tames" Susie.

>>527410083
ew

>>527409178
Pups gotta eat

I take off my hands and I give them to you but you don't
want them, so I take them back
and put them on the wrong way, the wrong wrists. The yard is dark, the tomatoes are next to the whitewashed wall,
the book on the table is about Spain,
the windows are painted shut.
Tonight you're thinking of cities under crowns
of snow and I stare at you like I'm looking through a window,
counting birds.

>>527409934
It's simple.
Either Susie is with us at the end, or We kill the prophecy and/or ourselves
Simple as. Susie was right laughing at the end if either of the three is supposed to die
*shakes fist at Toby* Susie will NOT die alone!!!

>>527409364
toby's secret fetish is lesbian conversion
it's why he made undyne a lesbian, just for the perverse satisfaction of seeing her get dicked down and bred in lewds

>>527410408
What the fuck is this thing's endgame
Why is it slowly moving backwards in the second floor as if it wants to drip-feed you information
Why does it suddenly stand at the spot where you meet Onion

>>527410397
Trust Tobert's subversion snowgrave will be the good ending and pacifist will be the bad one

>>527409178

>>527409564
>>527409458
just realized the we (the player) are literally like how Susie was in the chapter 3 video game where she switched controllers with Kris and took over their ingame body. "ew Kris why are you trying to hug Ralsei haha" we are literally doing that the whole game.

>>527410402
yeah no shit but the pointed tail is a major part of the prophecy. the pointed tail of hell will take crawl.

>>527410083
this is THE worst shit I've seen today

>>527410564
So true

>>527410561
There's another gaster follower there at Chapter 2 if you missed Onion at ch1

I wonder if it's gonna snow during one of the chapters

>>527410287
Hard agree
>>527410397
>>527410564
>Berdly has to be put in a coma for the good end
Would be funny as fuck

dude [unique leaves] lmao

What will snowcoomers do when Noelle gets Used up halfway through

>>527410587
>Toriel is actually the one pushing a relationship onto Sans while he just wants to chill and dance.

>>527410536
You wanted happiness, I can't blame you for that,
and maybe a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy but tell me
you love this, tell me you're not miserable.
You do the math, you expect the trouble.
The seaside town. The electric fence.
Draw a circle with a piece of chalk. Imagine standing in a constant cone
of light. Imagine surrender. Imagine being useless. A stone on the path means the tea's not ready,
a stone in the hand means somebody's angry, the stone inside you still hasn't hit bottom.

>>527410260
The Prophecy is talking about the Snowgrave/Weird route.

>>527410561
it has a mental disability, canonically. the game is using mental disability in a way we see as creepy to prove a point about how we treat people with mental disabilities. even the knight is some psycho who lost their marbles both literally and figuratively.

>>527410397
My only worry is that there's a good chance one of them will be "dropped" at the halfway point
I genuinely want to see them both struggle until the very end

>>527410725
woah

>>527410782
mike, put on bluey for this uglyass baby

>>527409490

they wont. being the sage coworker feels kinda cool at first but you'll only get more cynical and detached over time until you realize that no amount of mental detachment will make work bearable and you've spent too many years of your life passively wasting away at a slop factory. try to get outta there if you can and get a job in the trades or something. godspeed burgerpants

>>527409540
>that's like 5 days worth of food for me
lmao i would starve to death on that amount

>>527410617
Maybe he'll escape the cell he's in, plus the tail described in the prophecy doesn't seem to be his tail, he doesn't even really have a tail, it's more a second tongue

>>527408405
>frozen dino nuggets
(Susie)

>>527410725
Hey little [worm] how about starting your day with that [Peaceful Plant]?
You want it!!!
You need it!!!

>>527410727
Cum uncontrollably and start drawing pictures of ensoulled Kris raping her corpse probably

>>527410727
Kris is also going to be Used Up shortly after making it a romantic tragedy

>>527410260
Noelle volunteers to go with Susie back in chapter 1. As >>527408113 pointed it, it's possible that the Noelle-equivalent is the protagonist in Dragon Blazers, which likely applies to Lord of the Hammer and the prophecy too. So Noelle went with Susie, and Kris/the vessel possibly followed them when they didn't come back? And Susie would just team up with Lancer instead, like you said.

>>527410083
delete this and then yourself

>>527410603
I wonder if Ralsei will attend the festival by inhabiting Kris' body.

Best ending requires starting but then aborting snowgrave route, you need to show Kris what you're capable of in order to keep them in line

Stop drawing Kris as the sexiest anime boy imaginable. He doesn't look like that. He's just an evil little gremlin. The sexy anime boy is the Sovl.

>>527410564
>tobert will write snowgrave as the good ending
let me put a caveat to this:
maybe aborting it at some point will not yield the worst fucking thing ever, but i think it will be bittersweet at best.
because - lest we forget - the game will feature a sacrifice.
and the game seems to favor two very innocent creatures.
noelle and ralsei.

on the other hand, the game is very different from undertale.
>no pitched down music for 60% of the game
>rest of that isn't completely empty or punishing your work with silence and emptiness in content (so far)

deltarune is weird....

guys serious question now.
>is Mike a good mic model?
the realistic microphone after the Mike battle i mean.

>>527410727
Noelle will become stronger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x14BYYxm0Q

>>527410603
Throwing the glass was all Kris, we just chose to make them drink the juice.

>>527410867
darkners represent actual people and shit in the light world anon, chaos king actually represents certain emotions and a certain person. tenna is an extension of kris, queen is a universal mother, spamton mirrors the knight, shit like that. the pointed tail is connected to whatever the fuck king is meant to represent

>>527410974
>Kris has a heart to heart with Noelle and rekindles their friendship
>further values their friendship with Susie and Ralsei for fear of losing them
>knows YOU mean business and is thankful you showed mercy
>Berdly is still comatose
Best ending

Primary routes
>Main Route (Possibly splits further into prophecy/anti prophecy route?)
>Weird Route

Big modifiers
>Shadow Crystals
>Sword Route
>Aborting weird route before icing Berdly (Twisted Sword only available on this route?)
>Aborting weird route at the Holiday mansion

Small modifiers
>Eggs
>Onion?

Is this about right?

Good

Keep smiling

>>527411040
Once Toby has access to the Plok soundfont, we'll hear peak not meant for human ears...

>>527410990
"Silence and emptiness" is Neutral Route.

>>527411163
where is the 10 hour bedbreaking sex scene with Noelle route?

>>527410974
I like this idea, but needs more threat to Kris

>>527411224
oh no, let's not start with this Fell shit again.

>>527411220
i can rape a doe, but i can't be cruel to this thing.

>>527410725
Based stoner siblings.

>>527410736
>oh hey its the sad divorced lady. Her tires got slashed? Guess I can help carry her groceries. Gives me an excuse to shut up shop early.
>oh boy free dinner
>lol this old bird is sloshed out of her gourd. this is a riot
>wait did she just lock the door
>what's happening
>why is she looking at me like that
>why is she reaching for my pants

>>527411220
Does Kris ever resist being a complete asshole to Ralsei?

>>527411313
Darkners should NOT have feelings
Darkners do NOT have feelings

>>527411381
>is it too late to yell for her kid to help me? im kinda scared

>>527410926
>Chapter 5 Titan fight
>No Gerson to show up and help
>Just Kris and Noelle
>Desperation grows as you're unable to put on meaningful damage even with the black shard
>Noelle unlocks Snowgrave again
>Using it freezes both her and the titan
>Kris exits the battle barely mobile, stumbling towards the fountain
>SOUL slips out of their body, sealing it
>Cannot reenter Kris as you return to the light world
>Camera pans away showing Kris collapsed on top of noelle's frostbitten body
i would kneel, personally

>>527411301
Pick every line of dialogue Kris feels compelled to stop (telling Ralsei Darkner's don't deserve happiness, saying they'll never play piano again)

>>527411381
>I told her kid I "befriended" her already.
>I was just being a smug asshole.
>Now I'm an actual asshole because I really did do it.
>I'm a fucking asshole.
>I'm sorry kid.

>>527411285
i like to think this bitch on the phone is talking like a charlie brown teacher
womp womp waaa
womp womp

>Toby TAILOR MADE Tenna for Jerma to react to and VA
>Jerma retired and won't stream the new chapters

>>527411443
>i can be cruel to my real friends but i get mopey about some shitty animated inanimate thing that emotes.
my brain must be wired wrong.

>>527411381
sans was used and the entire world blames him for it

>>527411420
in his room, Kris will prevent you from telling Ralsei he as a darkner shouldn't feel like his own person with his own wants, desires and fears.

incidentally, Ralsei mentions this right after, again, mentioning just how nice Susie is...

tenna and his beloved autistic child

>>527411224
>>527411312
fell tenna would just be vox from hazbin hotel

>>527411163
Don't know Don't care we're on Team Susie wherever that leads us

>>527411420
when you go to his room, and select "of course not" at the end of the convo, Kris will fake yawn when saying "not"

>>527411420
In Ralsei's room Kris will yawn to turn "Of course not" into "Of course"

>>527411163
add Starwalker to the small modifiers list and recruiting all darkners to the big modifiers
I feel like the twisted sword should also be counted as a separate modifer

>>527410081
fucking JEJ

>>527411570
jerma un-retired because the company he signed onto went under

I meess da feesh.

>>527411220
w-w-what does he say if you picked that...?

>>527410985
No, he's sexy.
Noelle has to cut herself off when she talks about Kris's costume because she starts getting hornier than usual when thinking about Kris's perfect ass and bulge she saw through the tight bodysuit he wears.

>>527411614
I'd follow this bitch to the ends of the earth

>walk into bathroom
>Susie comes in, too
erm... do you mind?

>>527411475
would be kino of all kinos.
>Gerson said there was no chapter after 6
>the youth were supposed to write their own story, they never did
>Kris and Noelle never got to continue the story because they died fightgn the titan because we / the soul wouldn't let them rewrite the prophecy
Bro

It is quite funny that "third entity" theory came true, in a way. When the SOUL is inside, Kris is directly controlled by Player. When SOUL is outside, Kris is (indirectly) controlled by the phone and a promise.

>>527411760
salutations, fishfiend.

>>527411768
I wish I took some screenshots but Ralsei complies and continues to fake a smile.

>>527411751
damn really? like 100% the reason?
he was in some streamer company, right? i dont followe Jerma too well.

but surely he got enough saved up from that youtube money. though these people arent the most cash responsible.

>>527411040
look at the little scringly dingly
look at the little plongy spongy
look at plok 2

>>527411819
>not pissing in front of your bros
>not pissing with your bros

>>527410171
>implying Ralsei’s small, feminine penis could harm a woman

>>527411819
>spin around in circle for like 30 seconds
>neither susie nor kris care or throw up or get dizzy in the slightest
these kids are made of some solid shit

>>527411589
Sans, too, was a victim of rape

>>527411946
>small

>>527411920
having income coming in is always good and smart
and yeah he was with ludwigs company

How come the Tenna statue from the ball machine doesn't show up in Castle Town afterwards?

What Ralsei tags should I goon to?

>>527407867
>>527408295
That thussy got me acting UP. Goddamn.

>>527411997
yeah, that's what they said
personally i don't think darkners have reproductive organs at all

>>527412067
Toby fox is a fraud and can't make a Vidya to save his life

>>527412080
>bulge
>thussy
you are wrong in the head.

>>527411163
why would sword route be a big modifier? Would Toby be insane enough to make the average player defeat the Knight mantleless for an ending?

>>527412080
he looks like he fucks tv's

Ssssssooooooooo Susie ISN'T a hero? But it freezes at Susie's heart/crush reveal as if she's undecided in real time so it just keeps flooding the screen about the hero's heart until Gerson smashes it
Who ARE the heroes then? We're the [Caged], Ralsei is the Prince...? The KNIGHT????? That would be fucking impossible...right? End my schizo before I dive into that rabbit hole

>>527411787
She wants him so bad
>>527412080
GOODNESS GRACIOUS

>>527412069
issuing_orders
embrace being a goon in multiple contexts

>>527411285
Why does that choccy milk say XXX

>>527412067
Ralsei put it in storage temporarily. He wanted a tea party.

>>527411876
Only thing Third Entitychads were wrong about was the method of control

>>527411819
*farts to assert dominance in my territory*
*Susie challenges my claim with dino farts*

Okay so the time has finally come for you to tell us things you DISLIKE about Deltarune. As in legitimate criticism, not "hurr I dislike that you can't have sex with Ralsei teehee". Toby is a brilliant guy but he's certainty fallible and is bound to do things that are not to your taste. Get it out of your system.

For me one thing that stands out is how plain the world you navigate is. I don't mean in terms of lore or even aesthetics, it's just that the level design feels like it's lacking, it has a very unilateral "go from point A to point B" quality, even for jrpg standards.

Your turn

>>527412195
Noelle's the second hero, but the prophecy doesn't mean jack shit, that's the whole point of Gerson smashing the panels any chance he gets.

so was he just lying when he said he's not a hero

so is the "bare-minimum" route just get thorn ring from chapter 2 and freeze berdly? i want to try to recruit everyone i can, just not the ones i absolutely have to kill

>>527412178
Kris have pseudopenis. Spotted hyena ancestry.

>>527412195
My theory is neither Kris nor Susie are the heroes, the cage (made of a human soul and parts) was ment to be the vessel and the girl was noel, since we know Gerson said that Susie is the dragon

>>527412127
oblivious null Ralsei thighjob (he has no concept of sexuality)

>>527412195
i have a feeling Susie is actually going to be the main Hero of the story after all the foreshadowing from Gerson.
Soul and Kris are going to have their own battle.
Ralsei is rip or redherring.
so just Susie left to do the heroing.

>>527408436
You're not wrong. Frisk at least got the shorts. Let Kris wear a skirt, dammit!

>>527408945
>Kris wearing a sexy dress to Berdly's funeral just to express their contempt
Not out of character.

>>527412195
Ralsei mentions early into ch4 that Susie was supposed to wear ribbons. But we can't equip ribbons on her, and Susie comments there that Ralsei doesn't know anything if he thought she was prophesied to wear ribbons. I think Noelle was supposed to be the prophesied "Girl". She's a monster, she's female, and "love" as in LOVE enters her heart.

>>527412231
Chocolate milk?

>>527412360
its called humility

>>527412181
It changes Ramb's fate, releases whatever was locked behind the red horn door and changes the check for Tenna with a massive damage boost for Kris which implies something
I don't think doing the Knight mantleless is meant for average players but neither was genocide route which ends on a pretty tough superboss

>>527412346
the yurislop
the 'haha how subversive, you the player are the villain for playing the game and being mean' you can already sense building up in snowgrave
the susie cock slurping
you need more?

>>527411285
Literally me when youre in the vents watching this

>noelle comments on you coming to her house and then leaving her hanging to go eat
lol

>>527412395
hyenas are one of the few animals that frighten me

>>527412346
this'll be a common one, but tv world was massively because it was really just a few corridors and a video game in a video game instead

>>527412346
I dislike that you can't have sex with Ralsei

>>527412346
The writing is getting way to fanservicy and often feels like it's both a direct response to what the audience previously thought and is preemptively accounting for how fans will react to it

>>527412360
At that point in time he is not a hero. He's an old fuck who just runs a humble shop.

>>527409312
>>527409453
One. A singular brain cell between them.

>>527412346
I thought the same about chapters 1 and 2 but 3 and especially 4 improved on that end
Same thing about enemy design, chapters 1 and 2 have a lot of pretty eh regular enemies with boring spare requirements and not so hot bullet patterns and that got completely fixed in chapters 3 and 4

>>527411791
>susie correctly using tableware
lmao never
but soulful anyway

>>527412521
>the villain route treating you like a villain is.. .le bad

>>527412195
Kris is the knight. The cage was our vessel which is missing presumed stolen. If the story played out how it was supposed to it would be Vessel, Noelle, Susie and Ralsei as the four heroes and Kris as the Porky figure that starts off just weird and abrasive and kind of a bully and transforms into a genuine villain over the course of the story.

>>527412569
*massively wasted potential

>>527412672
And Ralsei was holding on to it for them

>>527412346
just how much of the character building dialogue/hints is totally missable is pretty annoying, and the obsession with points of no return
how many RPGs don't let you return to an area after you've beaten that 7th of the game?

>>527412457
Kris squeezed chocolate syrup into a glass of milk to make choccy milk

>>527411760
Same

Everytime I think about being nice to Kris, I'm reminded by the fact that if not for us, a true Pacifist run isn't possible. Toby was right in making Kris just enough of a little *hurt.wav as I walk Kris into walls repeatedly* fuckin bastard to wrangle this tard into some happy moments

>>527412687
i just think it's dumb to be like "ooh how deep, we're turning the mirror on the player for making these fictional characters suffer, doesn't it make you think about your actions"
no, bitch, you programmed the ability for me to do all that shit, it says more about you than me

>>527412346
Toby included my most hated trope from JRPGs in Deltarune: recurring mini-boss. Doesn't help that Rouxls is so unfunny. Every encounter with him is just a drag. He just sucks.
also this >>527412665

>>527412346
I don't know or respect you enough to tell you my honest opinions about anything, stranger

how would (YOU) react?
like for a sec think this is real and what REALLY would you do in this scenerio

>>527412346
I'm just kinda tired of irony and subversion but I understand thats literally Underrune is fundamentally built on

>>527412805
The Kris is retarded Theory now begins

THE TIME IS SWIFTLY APPROACHING... FOR SPORTS.

Yes it's gameday once again for the /utg/ CPU soccer team! Yes, the one third from the bottom in the OP. Today is a big day, because we have three brand-new Chapter-3-and-4 players, one returning divorcee who hogs the whole fucking snack platter, and fresh tunes and audio japes. We're once again the opening match and the broadcast should start at the top of the hour, so show up early for the genuinely sick intro hype. Setup should be quicker, too; usually is once teams have all played and gotten their settings cooked.

After a really tight draw against a feared team last week, we have another well-respected opponent in /fgog/ on our hands. Our field setup is a little on the experimental side this cup, so there's really no telling what might happen... except to tune in! Come take a break from the corkboard or the porn hoard for 45 minutes to an hour and enjoy the CHAOS! And don't forget, there's seven other matches after ours, too, featuring touhous and Miku and ZUG ZUG and erogames and gachas, gachas, gachas! (I mean hey, I watch 'em!)

https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

SEE YOU IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES!

>>527412867
it's not real doe

>>527412687
I think he's referring more to the 4th wall breaking "wow, person playing this game, you are an awful person for playing this optional route I coded into the game"

>>527412665
Is the game reactionary or are you just getting played like a fiddle?

>>527412867
probably unplug my monitor

>>527412867
>AIslop

>>527412867
Say hello I guess, the fuck do you want me to say?

>slurping Susie's cock is... le bad

>>527412867
get my nearest crucifix and yell "Die Kraft des Herrn umgibt dich!" and whack her with it lest the gay breaches containment.

>>527410837
That's the thing, im a graduate in a meaningful career field already
Im applying for transfer to a different department tho

>>527412867
shoving her/it back in, i know the sins it took to get there and it's obviously a trap to drag me into the abyss to suffer for my myriad crimes

>>527411892
I swear I'm dropping this game if Undyne actually is just fucking dead.

This woman helped make you a millionaire, Toby. Show some gratitude and let her be cool.

>>527412942
You do awful things and things get awful for the characters
Do you want the screen to just turn black and say HAPPY END with all the characters smiling and clapping at you or what

>>527413035
Noelle log off you have a festival tomorrow

>>527412346
I dislike the fact Noelle is introduced as a party member in Chapter 2 but we never again have other guest characters joining us as companions and instead stick to Ralsei and Susie for a huge part of the game.
In parts, it works well to develop Susie and Ralsei as characters but in others it feels like wasted potential considering how much the battle system has improved since Undertale.
Having Lancer as an optional party member would be great, but instead development time was devoted to ten trillion new minigames.
I agree with the point about linearity levels have, but Chapter 4 really felt like some top notch JRPG stuff since the level felt a bit more open to exploration and the battles felt rather grand.

>>527412370
If you snowgrave Berdly, you are locked onto the weird route for the rest of chapter 2 and will get completely cucked out of chapter 2 recruits.

>>527412974
THAT WOULD CUT HER IN HALF YOU MANIAC?!

>>527412346
How easily missable the Shadow Mantle is, and the stupid hints for pacifying enemies in chapter 4. Toby can't make up whether he's catering to the true gamers or the lowest common denominator.

>>527412942
This is a fundamental misunderstanding of the genocide route in undertale, Sans literally doesn't make a moral judgement against you for doing it, he knows you're just doing it because you're a completionistfag
The idea is more that if these characters are real people, then what you're doing is wrong. Which is the basis of literally all moral choices in games

>>527412346
Silly thing to complain at this point but the chapter by chapter release and how it harms pacing and the overall narrative

>>527412346
Deltarune lacks the playful personality of Undertale and instead goes for easy way out through irony

DOGNOT OPEN

>>527413143
yea
it's sort of what she deserves for attempting to intrude into the world of her god

>>527412346
I dislike that you can't have sex with Ralsei teehee.

>>527412913

>Our choices don't matter cause of some stupid prophecy?!
>WELL GET READY GASTER. CAUSE WE'RE MAKIN OUR OWN ENDING

>>527412883
Theory?

>>527413035
>getting filled up by Susie is... le bad
https://static1.e621.net/data/8e/20/8e207d881fc8195f248f0044ca65e8aa.webm

>>527413117
I want to experience a tragic story without the game / author implying I'm a bad person for it.
>>527413163
I guess you're right. It's more of a Spec Ops tje Line thing then an Undertale / Deltarune thing anyway.

>>527413259
>noelle will not just get stronger but reach SSJ3

>>527411946
that's not what I'm referencing

>>527412346
The romance sucks. If susie was a man people would be calling the ship poorly written and it would have barely any of the attention it has now. Noelle is a nothing character, she only exists to be abused in weird route and to be shipped with Susie.

TV dark world was really disappointing. Reusing an old discarded enemy (pippins) with the lame excuse that they're lost in the couch or something was stupid. The entire setting felt incoherent and not much like a tv world at all. Toriel being asleep the whole time was a huge fumble. The set designs in chaps 3 and 4 were weirdly over-detailed in a way that felt really generic and lacking compared to the crisp, simple backgrounds of 1 and 2. Their colors were also muddied together and not eclectic enough for a dark world, compared to the bold purple and red forests of 1 and the flashy blue and green city of 2.

>>527412178
Humans in UT/DR are hermaphrodites. That bulge is a pseudo tentacle, similar to a cetacean penis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br_VJz2ryrM
this song plays on repeat in my head everytime im mean to ralsei and noelle

>>527412370
Noelle needs to be strong enough to acquire the ThornRing which requires killing most if not all enemies until the Berdly encounter.

contestants!
time for the QUIZZ OF THE DAY!
without further ado.
Mike, show them the question:
>what big plot point do you think will be brought up in chapter 5 specifically? Knight identity, bunker hint, Asriel coming home, dark crystal use, prophecy, none etc etc.
and answer genuinely, its rude to lie on tv!

(i know its impossible to predict but we are having fun here.)

>>527413093
She'll be dead in normal route. Hope you got 100% recruits + all shadow crystals

i just looked at the other board for a sec
how MANY FUCKING GOONERS DOES NOELLE HAVE?
Berdley/sussie/kris bros we need to act NOW

>>527413434
A second Noelle rape scene

>>527413434
Bunker, 100%.
Asgore should know the code Undyne knew, he'll tell it to Kris in his final breaths.

>>527413374
There is no romance the deer just has brain issues and a danger fetish, she'll drop susie the moment she no longer appears dangerous.

>>527413434
>we are having fun here.
>implying

>>527412346
I'm sick of lore. I'm sick of little hints. I'm sick of secrecy. I'm sick of mystery boxes. These things actually made me stop caring for the plot and characters.

>>527412973
No no you don't understand, Toby's writing is all ironic and subversive and red herring, there's no chance at all that I'm misunderstanding the story. Toby is NOT calling me an idiot.

>>527413434
Sans chucking asgore, asgore will be the main villain/boss of chapter 5

>>527413509
There is significant overlap between Noelle gooners and Kris gooners (but not necessarily vice versa)

>>527412867
Realistically?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
*MAG DUMPS*

>>527412346
rpg mechanics too simplistic
seriously, the amount of shit you can do, the potential is crazy
toby just doesnt do anything with it since its not the focus, kinda lame if you ask me!
to name a few:
>items with special effects
>more stats
>more phone calls, useful phone calls
>party setup/building/management
>spells/acts
can keep going but whatever
what i'm describing is "my kind of game" and deltarune is not that
I can live with it

>even for jrpg standards
pic related is a jrpg map

>>527413325
Spec Ops isn't criticising the idea that a tragic/violent story is a moral failing of the player, it's criticizing the role of video games about shooting people in the middle east and their place in the military industrial complex
Plus Walker's a very distinct seperate character from the player anyway

>>527413686
and there is overlap between the yurisloppers and those who REALLY dislike the snowgrave and its implications.

>>527413129
You can still recruit Mauswheel, Werewerewire, and I think Tasque Manager (been a while, might be wrong on that last one)

>>527412942
Like I said before, I don't think there's any other dev where people project random shit onto as much as Toby, but then again the thread about 90% of people here having single moms explains everything

>>527413434
asgore does something with his black shard
i would prefer it to be somethign cool where he protects people from the knight with a big black shard trident resembling his undertale outfit
but he'll probably just trip over and impale himself or something trying to get toriel to look at him

>>527413509
a-are there Berdley gooners...?

I REALLY do like this twist of the heroes being vague archetypes that is now open to interpretation
so if we consider just, surface level interpretation, that is the LIGHT side of the story, light meaning everything is as it seems, then as we get darker, it's more "open" to interpretation. Pulling this thread more, so pure "dark" is so open to interpretation that it can be anything, as Gerson hints at. Maybe you could rewrite history with that kind of power. Except it would be a history in a Dark World. Asgore would be someone interested in this idea of rewriting history, idk why but this would be where I can Asgore start being relevant

>>527412360
I'm pretty sure the prophecy repeats every generation
The first three lightners to go through it founded a religion based on their experiences
Gerson went through it with two friends that are probably dead now, and wrote a book based on his experiences
Toriel, Asgore and Carol went through it
Dess, Asriel, and an unknown third went through it
Ralsei is the one constant, its always the same Prince of the Dark, but every group prior to Susie just took him for granted and treated him like an NPC and not a friend since that's what he asks of them. and once the adventure is done, most of them grow up and convince themselves the whole thing was just a game of pretend and that Ralsei was just an imaginary friend.

>>527413738
kek
now this takes me back

>>527413327
the SOUL's multiplier has allowed noelle to surpass heaven itself!

>>527412346
The butchering of Undertale characters. They should have never been part of Deltarune period

>>527413483
>turns out she did die
>reformed from her own dust
>stays alive through sheer DETERMINATION
ENTER Undyne, the Undying.

>>527413743
>guuhhhh why isn’t it spreadsheetslop!!!!!!!!

>>527413434
I think it's going to be the big route split chapter
>Help Kris split from the Knight and finally REALLY become Susie's friend
>Agree with Kris to help the Knight
>Weird Route makes things go totally off the rails
But I'm not that sure about actual plot points, seems one chapter too early to start doing big payoffs

>>527412536
cuckelle

I like how Noelle using the bubbler after Susie implies the joke of her being deranged about Susie spit and sweat is canon

>>527413946
You can't just call everything "slop" and expect it to mean anything

>>527413865
Quite possible, considering Deltarune monsters can handle determination without melting.

>>527414054
>slop generated post

>>527413759
Criticizing the game for its part in violent military industrial complex fantasies is in fact (albeit indirectly) calling to question the player's morality for taking part in it. Moreover, it all falls flat when the game was knowingly and willfully designed, developed, and released. It is a hack shit thing to do, to make a thing knowingly then act like said thing is a bad thing. Why the fuck did you make it then, and why am I supposed to feel bad about it?

>>527413946
I love spreadsheetslop but it doesn't really work for Deltarune when the combat is all about each enemy having context sensitive buttons you need to figure out and press
I'll just play SaGa or whatever when I want to get sloppy

>>527412346
I wish that aborted Snowgrave was more fleshed out if it's seriously intended to be its own outcome. It feels really clunky because it just snaps right back onto the normal route, with tons of references to stuff that didn't happen while you were proceeding. Berdly referencing that one mouse puzzle, Noelle suddenly having her box disguise, and the Berdly statue showing up in the mansion all make no sense on aborted Snowgrave. Obviously the player likely did the normal route first so it's not confusing, but it feels like you shifted timelines or some shit.

>>527413803
There's around 2 or three very vocal ones

IS THIS THE THING? :D

This was made yesterday

>>527412346
I dislike that toby no longer show us his face. I must know what this soon to be 34 year old looks like now!

>>527414107
do you believe games can be part of agendas? if yes, then it shouldnt' be hard to follow what it's criticizing
the game specifically bait and switches you as well because the first level is fighting native dubai people then the rest is fighting rogue american soldiers

>>527414179
okay cool, did not read

>>527413775
You can only recruit them if you *don't* Snowgrave Berdly

>>527414157
Maybe it's intentional. Weird Route is sequence breaking, so having weird inconsistencies is normal

thoughts?

>>527414225
>34 years old
Old fag moment

>>527414179
>the kino route is the bad route

>>527414314
Nah, you can still recruit on snowgrave

>>527414314
no, you can recruit them no matter what

>>527414225
I hate how much of an influence Yoko Taro's mask gimmick was to Toby

>>527414169

>>527413128
>I dislike the fact Noelle is introduced as a party member in Chapter 2 but we never again have other guest characters joining us as companions and instead stick to Ralsei and Susie for a huge part of the game.
When Noelle became party member I though
>HUH, game's gonna get better and more elaborate with each chapter.
>You'll probably even need to swap characters to get a specific combat advantage or secret interaction.
But no. Nothing like it, just same old.
Every time I'm in combat I am reminded that there is no reason for "party" mechanic to exist.
I hate it so much.
Shit fucking sucks man.

>>527413743
In what will most likely sound like pure cope, in Toby's defense this isn't a typical RPG just like Undertale wasn't, these play more like Adventure and Visual Movels where the narrative and characters are way more important than how good you are at strategy/battle mechanics. Best proof of this is Sans, that is the worst punishment the game throws at you in a pure narrative sense

took me way too long to realize
>in Gersons tale the hero fights a dragon in chapter 1
>you fight Susie in chapter 1
he wasnt just being cheeky when he said she resembles the dragon the most.

>>527412913
Kino

>>527414179
Very glad a fellow snowgrave truther screen capped my posts.

>>527413325
spec ops is just mocking the fantasy of american interventionism which was prevalent in cawadooty type games where going to a foreign country and shooting everything that moves gets treated as heroic and not the deeds of a serial killer, and how many IRL soldiers and generals treat actual war like its just a game to be won for the sake of being a winner

>>527414034
Very good picture.

>>527414480
never waste a good rape.

>>527414314
Play the game

>>527412346
What he did to Toriel, Asgore and Sans. Way to take a dump on your legacy

gotenight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow.

>>527414054
this is postslop

So what are the odds that Ralsei is a shapeshifter?

>>527414345
hahahahahaha
>gaster was kris's therapist
>really close, kris loved sessions with him
>undertale gaster fucking explodes across time and space
>mid session deltarune gaster explodes screaming like hes being pulled from all directions by gmod admins
>Kris just watches as his only confidant is ripped apart at the existential level

>>527414637
Goodnight, have pleasant dreams.

>Noelle is freaked out because we reply to her thoughts
I just realized, we don't actually hear anything Kris says or thinks, do we? If he speaks on his own, we need someone else repeating what he said for us to understand it

>>527414410
damnnnnn
i acutally really like the idea of Gaster being the healer person Ralsei-standin in Gersons "previous hero tale" party.
he is a doctor after all too

>>527414345
I think it's the same Gaster that leaped to the alternate reality of Undertale.

>>527414635
Pretty normal for media. See: Previous JoJo protagonist appearing as a supporting character in the next JoJo series.

>>527414345
I'm a big fan of the theory that Phone is the darkner version of Carol's actual phone

>>527414681
That is correct. We don't even see him flinch when he screams such as when Susie asks if he's okay after fighting Spamton, and we choose * No. All of Kris' thoughts and words, ad a good chunk of his actions, are obscured from us.

>>527414681
it seems like we're seeing his thoughts through dialogue options some times but mostly its kris's actions either animated or told to us in the text box

>>527414345
gaster C can suck my dick
i know gaster A and gaster B always got my back

>>527414681
Some of the narration is Kris' thoughts. Not all, some are just Toby, some are SOUL's.

Who else is excited for the /vg/ cup in a handful of minutes!? Also anybody know the proper stream link for it?

>>527414421
That's what I thought too when everyone was talking about "Recruitment" and then I was like wtf no we don't they just go to castle town I thought we would be switching parties

>>527414941
>a handful of minutes!?
That soon?! When are we on?

I require more miserable Kriselle

>>527414941
>giving a shit about fußball

>>527414345
Finally
Undertale Remake

>>527412346
Outsider looking in (warning)
>Suselle
Not the concept; the execution: I'm with the other anons and barely see the chemistry here, maybe Ch5 will help with a Noelle/Susie/Kris party line-up (or maybe the fabled 4-stack?) so things happen to these two.
>Lightworld (in general)
I think it sucks that if you don't care for teenage 'broken-home' drama you have to wait until the secret game of Ch3/Ch4 for things to start progressing in anything beyond that surface. Once it gets going its looks great but damn do I fear that early game.
>Susie
Less the character and more the seemingly rushed nature of her character when it comes to the world reacting to her. She's introduced as a mean ass bully supposedly but now everyone gets looked down on the writing if they didn't psychically learn of the 4 dark worlds worth of character growth she had? Maybe Toby can confront this on Ch5 since people should be tense in the festival if Susie's there and has the right reputation so it could be a moment she partially clears her name?
>Gameplay
This does not look like a fun rpg to replay so constantly with the checklist to keep up for the routes when your encounters will play 99% the same with Weird Route being a light exception when if going there. The fact that every Kris/Susie/Ralsei plays the same between playthroughs will make the longer game length worse. UT got away being very simple because its a 10 hour game, even if you went one of each the main routes. I can understand wanting to keep player skill as a big part of the game considering bullet-hell but I know a balance could've been reached somewhere if he hired gameplay-heads to figure it out. Replaying a long RPG for 100% poke-dex, the gameplay systems being deep enough to warrant playing differently even against same bosses is the make-or-break on it being fun, not the plot (even if its good).
>Rose change
No, I'm not fond when my creative vision is a coward who doesn't trust his own game and/or his players.

>>527414941
dude you can just post officially as the soccer guy you don't need to false flag

>>527412913
>>527413254
>>527414472
ROLL UP, ROLL UP, THE INTRO IS STARTING

i regret doing snowgrave + no mercy
this run would have been way cooler if I was only an evil little freak when nobody was watching

>>527414941
right here bro >>527412913

>>527414651
Would’ve seen this as a kid as well, only therapist in town got ripped apart by 5th dimensional beings

>>527414681
It seems like we can see a bit of Kris's thoughts when it's a specific action we take to think

>>527414410
Vessel/Awgest would be peak

>>527414090
>we finally reach the bunker
>it's actually a pretty normal dark world
>but something's wrong
>everyone there is terrified of some great and terrible warrior who conquered the place
>the player is led to believe it's the Knight
>somewhere in the mid point of the chapter, the Knight appears
>they are, shockingly, injured
>their opponent appears
>it's Undyne
>turns out when she got here, she managed to take control of the fountain
>she is planning to assault Castle Town and you have to convince her to stop
>she is still ultimately a good person, but she's tortured by her feelings of uselessness
>after the battle, she lets you seal the fountain, but stays in Castle Town to protect it
>the joke is that everyone is rightfully scared of her
>the big narrative pop off is that the heroes learn about Determination and intend to use it to defy the prophecy

>>527414649
pretty high
>when KO'd he just vanishes, leaving only his clothes
>resembling Asriel could be an instinctual way to seem trustworthy to Kris.
>him going from black in chapter 1 to white in chapter 2 isn't just because of his hat casting a shadow. His hands were black too. It's almost like his appearance wasn't finalized yet
>If you talk to Ralsei about his face he says its one of the only things about himself he's actually proud of. Almost like he designed his own face.

>>527412346
It fucking baffles me how incompetently written Suselle is as a romance when there is a lot of arguable ship-bait between characters that actually go through shit and bond organically.

>>527414681
We don't hear it first-hand but the narration sometimes tells us things from their head that we cannot know by other means.
Finding a clear example was harder than I expected.

>>527412346
The Susie wank needs to be toned down a bit
The entirety of the Mike fight gave second hand embarrassment

>>527415204
>when a shitpost has more chemistry

>>527415121
Now I'm doing this just to see what has you so full of despair

>>527414421
Would've been nice to have playable Catti, Monster Kid, Snowy and the like. Maybe even playable Toriel/Asgore or other such characters.

>>527415010
Now I just want Deltarune Megaten game...

>>527414410
Can I please play this deltarune?
>cries

>>527415146
>oh thats a lovely tree kri AAAAAAAA

>>527408020
The frozen thing is just a custom texture/shader placed over the sprite's hurt animation, no? It just means that the Knight has a unique hurt animation, which proves that you're going to fight the Knight again in the future, which I guess was pretty obvious in the first place.

>>527415025
Same

>>527414345
>Is the one Dess encountered in the code
QRD?

So are we gonna be friends with the Gang? Are we going to reach a point where Susie and Ralsei openly address the player separately from Kris?

>>527409178
Tenna...

>>527415109
Yo the production quality on this intro is amazing

>>527412127
>>527412423
I'm thinking...

>>527415025

>>527415276
nothing changes from either separate I just don't like how empty my town is

Actually, I also kind of dislike that despite repeatedly being told to ACT and SPARE, nobody says anything at all about me refusing to make peace with a single person

>>527415462
this is the hottest thing I have ever seen
imagine Susie and Kris taking the whole day torturing Ralsei by finding ways to fuck him

Is it confirmed yet that It's DETERMINATION that writes the prophecy?
because there's your [Hyperlink Blocked] just like Flowey, SOMEONE is blocking someone's DETERMINATION, could be us again, could be someone else. The saves are less important in Deltarune.

>>527414681
>>527414937
I'm extremely skeptic about the narration.
A lot of it feels less like the narrator is describing Kris's thoughts and feelings, and more that its telling Kris what to think and feel

realistically what year do you think Toby was already finished with chapter 3?

>>527415374
They're both at they're cutest when suffering

What's the origin of that short armless Berdly with a shirt that says "smart"?

whats it like? (for the man)

>>527415613
Early 2024

>>527415407
The Prophecy ends with Angel's Heaven being banished
If (We) are the Angel, then by breaking the prophecy, we are NOT banished

>>527415681
who's the artist

>>527415386
Running theory is that Dess is the person found speaking in the Unused dialogue hidden in the game's code
She starts talking in chapters 2 and 3/4 dialogue about how there's someone else in the abyss with her. She keeps hearing a scratching noise (which might be FRIEND, who is a cat).

>>527415681
It's nice (I would imagine)

>>527415613
I am assuming some feature-complete draft of it existed for quite a while, but I could also see them going back to it during 4 several times too. Even the current version has plenty of it cut out and reworked still sitting around in the files so I assume it saw a lot of rougher semi-finished versions.

>>527415681
>*violent screaming turning into crying*

>>527414345
I can kinda get behind A and B but C sounds like schizo headcanon

We got this in the bag

>>527415210
>Umm, this cactus? Berdly calls it "Tsuntsun..."
>(It's a cactus that apparently got poorly renamed at some point.)
Kris is fucking funny

>You drank the hot chocolate
>It tasted wonderful
>Your throat tightened
wtf
did asgore poison me???

>>527415681
I've been on the receiving end of this. It fixes you for a time. I was full of life and vigor for like three weeks (my personal record)

So any good candidates for a possible jackenstein voice actor

>>527415681
>you will never hug a gentle girl who is taller than you.
even statistically speaking.
god do i wonder how it feels...

>>527415834
Tearing up from how yummy the choccy was

>>527415719
Goomy
https://x.com/GOOMYLOID

>>527415834
No Kris just wants to cry because after-church hot chocolate reminds him of the good old days

>>527415681
I know and I'll never tell you

>>527415929
need an edit of this with the soul

>>527415681
Being hugged in general? Or being hugged by a taller woman? Being hugged by a woman who loves you?

All three are among the top reasons a man exists

>>527413808
I didn't agree with this until I started to remmeber that Catty and Kris were edgy little punks looking into summoning and dark magic which confirms that Kris summoned [You] and it was on purpose.

What I don't know is if this has been done before and if Asgore is repeating his HUMAN [SOUL] harvesting AGAIN

>>527415898
Post engineered by the CIA to psychically harm me

>>527415407
Susie's opinion of Ralsei and Darkners in general is the intended player reaction to the characters. They aren't real, but they can still be your friends.

>>527412913
WE ARE TAKING THE FIELD

>>527415681
There is no man in this image?

A perfect lineup

>>527416052
Catti, not Catty. Blame Toberto.
>When the Demon Heart is crying and the blood is gushing bright

Good threads
Good posts
Good theories
Anyways.
*makes Kris walk on spikes and reloads to do it again*

>you will never hug a gentle spambot puppet with wings who is taller than you
>you will never hug a gentle TV who is taller than you

>>527415862
He’s sexier than before! Tenna can’t handle a MAN with some gristle!

When will we tell Susie?

MIKE CUT THE MATCH

>>527416127
This
>>527416237
Kys

>>527416204
How do we already have new players from new chapters

Spamton mentions never seeing a soul quite like yours before, saying it's much brighter than usual.

>>527416262
Chapter 5

STARWALKER? ALREADY?!?! YOU DAMN JOBBER

>>527415586
Name an example?

>>527415929
good artist

>>527416262
One of my favorite things between the routes is that normal route SOUL has every reason to want to reveal themselves to Susie/Ralsei. But the weird route SOUL has more to gain by passing off its actions onto Kris.

>>527415407
I believe in my heart and soul that we are going to do a variation of the sus soul venting scene where we and Kris are actively working together

>>527416262
The way the rain stops actually made me sweat a little.

>>527415681
probably feels really nice

HE’S COMING
https://x.com/bigrobolad/status/1933727883911917995?s=46&t=XRezOyd78JFYI7u9vK4zJA

>>527415681
Wonderful... or so I'd imagine

>>527416516
no he's not
tv is dead.

STARWALKER COME ON

>>527411224
Hot but it would be nice if he had his regular suit...now he looks like if Vox took over, not cool...the red suit with yellow tie MUST stay on
>Fell shit
Idk I liked fell stuff but hated how everyone oversexualised it (just like most AU stuff tend to have)

>>527413434
To make things REALLY explode? A different colored Heart appearing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHVvxELeMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR2yRmf7l2A

>>527416052
maybe the way it normally goes is that the red soul sacrifices itself, but the vessel gets to become a 'real lightner' and live on as a normal person without, kinda like how in dragons dogma, once you fulfill the cycle and replace God, your Pawn gets to become a real person inhabiting your body, and one of the sidequest NPC's you meet gets revealed at the end of her questline to be the former pawn of the hero of a previous cycle
If so I feel like Rudy or Carol are more likely than Asgore or Toriel.
Of course its also possible that the red soul's cage being a custom made empty vessel isn't a normal part of the cycle and was something Gaster arranged specifically for this one

>>527416672
This makes me chuckle like a dipshit every time.

>>527416637
Me fr

>>527416278
[You] first, Kris :)

>>527416706
>Kris manifests a different colored heart to fight your choices
kino?

>>527416492
>>527416262
Kris seems to have entered a zen state where he could hear nothing and had no inner thoughts, giving us nothing to choose from for them to say. Crazy shit.

>>527408113
Yes, and it hints further that the player is going to start controlling her later in the Weird Route.

I was thinking about making an Undertale comic in my spare time.
Do people still care about Undertale or since Deltarune is out would anyone want to read that?

>>527415802
Yeah C is mostly just a maybe, at most I'm merely suggesting A and B exist and C is a very vague "I guess".

>>527416882
KINO

>this is supposed to be a boy

>>527416397
Like looking in the mirror with Susie.
My immediate thought was "wait a minute, is this [me] saying this to Kris, [me] actually reading Kris's mind, or is the narrator actually an unknown third party that's saying this to [me]? Who is trying to convince who here?"

You just know that the story is picking up fast now and that ch5 will get real super fucking fast now.

Nice shot by the knight

So I can just beat spamton neo grab the shard save and then go through snograve on a different slot and still get the shard right?

>>527416990
made for susie cock

>>527416502
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>527416990
its strange. Bizarre choice on toby's part to make a fucking femboy but i guess he knows his audience

The main boss of Chapter 5 is going to be an original character wearing clothes similar to Asgore's, like Spamton Neo. Asgore himself is going to be a minor character. It would be awkward if Toby just randomly decided one of UT characters who already was a boss in UT is also a boss in DR, and only that character. A character Toby doesn't particularly seem to like, too.

>>527415834
I'm Pretty sure Kris associates hot chocolate with Asriel, their throat tightened because they miss him

>>527416961
easy to say "just follow your dreams and what you want".
but realistically people are more interested in Deltarune rn.
maybe have a little connection to it if you are strong on it being just undertale?

>>527416882
>save point
>Knowing you are powerless before the determination of your puppet master fills you with...
>Justice.
>save point becomes a yellow heart
>solo boss fight

Mike Destroy The kids Destroy My House

>>527416990
can you imagine a not "UwU softboy" not femboy acting the way that he acts? only natural.

>>527417196
>filling Kris with JUANDICE

>>527417196
KINO

>>527417129
an enbie
a tomboy
and a femboy from the dark

Frisk ensuring we at least get a point this round

https://youtu.be/zVI66OmsXDY?feature=shared&t=299
I do like to imagine that IS the shadow mantle (especially since Noelle's equip text is saying its for someone much taller) and King is such an ungodly fucking jobber he lost this badly despite such an advantage

I WILL NEVER DIE

So we finally have a Giygas. Not exactly a mutated alien with mommy issues, but I'll take it.

>had a theory that the Titans are allegorical figures
>turned out to be sort of true, in they're personifications of nyctophobia
Hm. Neat.

>>527417475
I love this silly lil' dude
Most fun I had in chapter 3

>>527417137
Personally I hope we get Absolute GOD of Hyper Death Asriel as the temporary party member for a chapter, with him being incredibly embarrassed he's being forced to dress like his 13 year old edgelord self's coldsteel self insert OC that he drew loads of pictures of and maybe even wrote fanfic about him conquering both sides in Dragon Blazer

Side note, Dragon Blazer is totally meant to be Soul Blazer, right?

>>527417267
Destroy my anus mike...

>>527417507
we already had a giygas in omega flowey

>>527417475
I think it's the Shadow Mantle but being controlled remotely by something else

>>527416882
>It's actually been us the whole time and the Tobynator has been sharing our SAVE files online everytime we play

I know this games RPG elements are basically non-existent but what items are a must-have for a defender kris meant to bump the defense stat the highest it can go? Asking since ATK powercreeps DEF so much and I'm gonna do a pacifist run

>>527417475
I thought it was directly confirmed that was the mantle?

>>527417079
apologies for causing any mental anguish, anon

why the tv anons are always jerks in these threads?

>>527417475
the mantle just gives you DARK/STAR resistance

>>527417507
This is not our Giygas.
Kris had only impregnated Noelle the previous day.

>>527416990
He's a manly man, pure testosterone. It's a man's world after all. A Mancountry even.

>>527417668
at least goldwidow

>>527417507
note that that one was newly born and presumably not in its fully matured form

>>527417005
That's a weird example because that one felt like it obviously came from Kris. There's a ton of evidence that Kris really likes Susie.

>>527417687
No more hugs, Kris.

>good ending
entropy encroaches on you and the deltacrew, but suddenly every lightner relevant to the story helps kris and through the power of friendship, the darker than dark is somehow defeated.
>normal ending
entropy wins, the world is covered in darkness, but everyone huddles up to you.
"*i'm wish you in the dark."
>snowgrave (bad)
you sacrifice either of the cutest fluffies for the perpetuation of the cycle, the world keeps on turning but the world is now a sad place.
>snowgrave (good)
you sacrifice yourself and own up to your decisions, you lock yourself into the darkest dark, fighting something that cannot die for all eternity for the ones you love (and your own survival)

>you cry for help. but nobodoy came.

>>527417735
Those are MEN'S THIGHS.

I'm going down the burger pants road...smoking to null the pain and drinking to forget about everything

>>527417475
Man chapter 1 is so underwhelming in comparison to 2/3/4...

>>527417679
It talks about the Mantle like it's wearing it and then giving it to you after the fight, and even says that it has "work to do" after the fight and then Ramb disappears

Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind

>>527416672
I am not ready for Bergentrucken remix.

>>527417507
I can't believe we basically just fight a giant Save point
*turns quickly to stare at thread and blinks super dramatically trying to hint at something *

>>527416672
where did the gag of him hitting dess with his car come from

>>527417882
what does that has to do with taking someone's spine out?

>>527417750
Finally I have a reason to post this

>>527417750
YOU OWE ME!

>>527417968
>Give me a hug, Krismas

>>527417475
It would make sense if it was the mantle considering that Seam originally had the mantle, Seam was friends with Jevil, and the King got blackpilled by Jevil. So Jevil swiped the mantle from Seam and gave it to the King. No clue how it got to Kris's house after that though.

>>527417748
that's not the part I doubt. its was the "you feel like somehow everything will work out..." part
I genuinely don't think Kris has felt that kind of optimism at any point, it felt more like someone trying to assure kris that he feels that level of assurance, like an external force was trying to calm him down by putting thoughts in his head
maybe I'm just paranoid

>once again i see a young couple holding hands on the bus and being lovey dovey together while i stand in the corner of the bus
i hate public communication suicide fuel

How are Earthbound/Mother 3 compared in quality to Undertale/Deltarune? I need something else to help me cope with the WAIT

>>527417475
>(especially since Noelle's equip text is saying its for someone much taller)
problem with that though is she refuses to equip it, even though she's probably the tallest person who can wear it

>>527418069
Wow ch5 leaked already?

>>527418069
I heard people tried do cancel Weaver but I don't use social media so I have no idea if that's true or not. If it is, that's fucking gay

Here's why starwalker is the key to everything.

If copies are monochrome, ORIGINALS are colored.

Titans look like un-original, flying starwalkers. They have Gray save points in their faces while starwalkers are gold. The original Starwalker is a Parallel to the Angel/player. Titans are Goner angels.
Copies are monochrome but you filled them in with care. If the Player is the Angel that means Titans are goner copies of players from doomed runs of the prophecy.

The run We are playing, when Gaster put us into the game, we are using our hopes and dreams to "color" a dead run with care, and touch and fill in all the gray, goner savepoints with our hopes and dreams.

Reminder that complete save files are gold stars on the chapter menu.

>>527417746
And it was still a heinous nightmare bastard to deal with. I am well aware. That's the only way the story could get away with this sequence. The real battle will of course be against a fully matured Titan.

Gotta say, I do love me a good old fashioned "fight a god" sequence in an RPG.

>>527418134
play LISA The Painful

>>527418036
Seems to me that Ramb got his hands on it somehow then put it in his game

>>527418128
it only gets worse from here.
if you think time heals all wounds, then you are wrong.

pedo tenna

>>527418010
Oh, ok.

>>527418252
nigga believes in time

>>527418213

>>527418312
What? Where is this coming from...

Kinda glad Ralsei is not real, he would turn me gay in an instant.

>>527417931
Theories that Asgore was some how responsible for Dess' disappearance, which is why he had to resign in disgrace as police chief. If you're wondering about the gif in particular, it's a retrace from a movie called Open Season (2006)

>>527418381
anon is trying to meme some pedo art into reality

The Roaring Knight is actually Jesus Christ.
All the Christmas, religious and birth imagery alludes to it. Kris intends to save the world from Armageddon by ressurecting the Christ.
tl;dr: Stop drawing Jesus with a fat ass.

>>527416262
Once susie sees us bang noelle's ass in the festival's bathrooms

>>527418374
OH GOOD FUCKING GOD SOMEONE HAS THAT EDIT OF MY ART AHAHAH
It's peak...I miss my old arts...

>>527418237
This anon is a trolling piece of shit. Do NOT play the LISA games.

>>527418392
Uh... Friend...

>>527418526
>tl;dr: Stop drawing Jesus with a fat ass.
Nay.

>>527418392
>turn

What I dont get still is Kris is a human. We only know two humans, Frisk and Chara. We either align ourselves with Frisk (Light) or we let Chara take over (Dark) in Undertale. Kris, on the other hand, is like, inbetween both and doesn't fully agree nor disagree with our choices. No matter what you do, he still throws (You) into the cage chapter 1. It's like no matter what, he actively prevents us from aligning with him.

>>527418573
yes anon?

>>527418180
I wouldn't be surprised.

>>527418616
what the hell are you talking about?

>>527416042

>>527418213
I didn't ask yesterday but what are those symbols on the bottom right? The endings you saw?

>>527418619
Nothing, you'll figure it out eventually.

>>527418601
well he's not real so there's nobody to be gay for, human men are disgusting

>>527418070
Susie just makes Kris feel reassured
>(Susie's smile, which seemed to defeat everything)
>(Shined on in front of you, and for a moment)
>(It was as if all the darkness had been blown away.)
>(As if in imitation, your SOUL began to glow...)
It's the same reason why Kris starts climbing out the window to go see her when they hear her voice at the end of the chapter.

>>527418036
Easy, it flew away after the fight, meaning that it couldve latched itself onto kris's pants and kris took it off on their own house after they recovered control over their own body, its pretty simple

>>527418752
how many boss crystals you got in each save slot

>>527418213
Sure
I'll believe any theory once

You guys are overcomplicating things, the moral of the story is wavedashers ruin the fun of Melee for everyone

>>527418542
I missed your art too, those edits were the funniest shit ever

>>527418809
unless you have a real Ralsei hidden somewhere then there's nothing to figure out

>>527418752
Shadow Crystals

how the hell does Ralsei know about smash bros enough to have a favorite character anyway?

>Kris and Noelle coerced missionary sex
>Holding hands, thin trail of blood between their palms from the thorn wound
>He kisses her gently and mouths an apology against her lips
>In that mumbly voice that she knows belongs to him
>She hates that it doesn't hurt anymore
>It actually feels a little nice
>A fact that makes her feel ashamed
>She pulls him into a hug with her other hand, leaning into him
>He's so short that she's basically pressing him into her chest
>It's really scary when she... when she gets close
>But Kris is gentle now, not like the first time
>Sweat and fur and clapping of skin
>She feels so dirty and naughty when she lets the little noises escape
>biting her lips to try and keep quiet
>but Kris seems so intent on making her feel good
>when he finishes, he gives it all to her deep inside
>that's... Probably dangerous
>it felt nice, though. Warm.
>he stayed on top of her like that for a long time, idly holding her and kissing her and wiping her tears
>She still doesn't know why he is doing this
>You only do this sort of thing with people you love right?
>So Kris loves her, right? Right.
>But then, why does he apologize?
>She doesn't want to think of that

>>527418927
I'm really pissed they never gave Berdly wavedashing and shining, imagine him reflecting SNOWGRAVE

>>527419053
He read the wiki page to be better friends with Kris and Susie

>>527418994
Uh-huh sure hun.

>>527418180
Weaver kinda sucks so if he gets cancelled, it'd be no skin off my back.

Final scores

>>527418993
I don't think I'll be getting those back unless I dig through arch...well it was fun while it lasted, I don't think I saved it anywhere and I nuked my laptop's files...I can always make new shitposts

>>527418994
>unless you have a real Ralsei hidden somewhere
What? hahaha noooo of course not, I uh
I have to go

I gave the gift to Berdly because it would be funny but on my pre-chapter 5 run I shall give it to Ralsei so he can have more than one piece of furniture

>>527418172
Well, susie would have no qualms about wearing big clothes, ralsei is a doormat, and kris is kris, while noelle isnt like then at all, so its not like it's nonsensical for kris and co. to be able to wear it while noelle refuses to

>>527419213
Team stats

>>527407490 (OP)
>first our soul
>now the water cooler
whats next, the fucking undertale fight bar?

god hammer of justice is soooo good.
they need to make a remake, but like use another weapon.
something better, made for longer reaching combat hm...

>>527419213
>lost to gatchaslop gen
incredibly shameful

>>527419213
I BLAME THIS ON STARJOBBER AND SANS should have brought Gerson instead

>>527418213
>>527418903
This theory could be combined with the "gaster is kris's therapist from the art egg hospital" theory kinda too.

Gaster us doing art therapy on Kris by having him paint in a dead copied goner world

No little german boy, don't go into the festival's food truck park!
>oh mein gott it's full of bergentruckung

my sexuality may iust be completely fucked because the midroplatics in my brain are making me attracted to the lion cages from deltarune

>>527419360
We need to sack sans, lazy bones aint scored shit since 2022

>>527418180
He's still posting on xitter at least

>>527418134
They're very good, I think. Mother 3 more than Earthbound, in my opinion. They're classics for a reason.

>>527419335
HALBERD OF JUSTICE BERDLY CHADS RISE!!!

>>527417783
Snowgrave (bad) seems like a better ending than Snowgrave (good), so fuck that "then you die at the end and everyone is le happy, the end!" sans battle fangame-tier shit, we're going all in

>be some rando middle class kid
>have shitty home life
>try to play a piano for fun
>get told to fuck off and kill yourself
>go home and cry yourself to sleep
>have some horrible fever dream
>wake up in a cold sweat
>decide to write that down and get into computer programming
>become a fucking millionaire
If I tried to make a story based on a bad dream I had, I'd get fucking shot. Fuck this planet.

>>527419360
Starwalker will do better next time, I swear

>>527419397
>the lion cages
I can’t even come up with a mocking quip. You’re cooked bro

>>527418237
>>527418569
Edge cringe

Spamton IS another colored heart trapped in the puppet body as a failed experiment
his [Funny Talk] is funny to US but to Kris, it sounds like something NOT from his world and he knows EXACTLY what that could possibly be

So, why was there a frozen wasteland and a christmas tree in the dark world in Kris's house? It doesn't correspond to anything we see in the living room, and it's probably not the fridge because it leads right to the front door. Seems weird if you think about it.

>>527419058
Very hot.

>>527419552
Have more interesting dreams then

kris used to rub his dick over the tv screen and it traumatised tenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnHhEZ0gmYU

Can I start the weird route from chapter 2 or is there something I must do in chapter 1?

>>527419646
No, it made Tenna gay for cock so he went after spamton

>>527419574
I hope so, losing to gacha slop is humiliating

>>527419607
I assume they got a plastic christmas tree in storage somewhere

>>527419607
Maybe it's roughly where they'd hang the Christmas tree in the light world

>>527419335
Toby making new mysic is basically 90% of the dev time
And that's okay Tobywankanobi

>Mizzles appearing in the ray of light correspond to the vocals in the background song
Even though I got the egg and the Shadow Crystal on my first go I'm almost tempted to replay Chapter 3 just to see all the cool little details I missed the first time. Then again that means I have to beat the Roaring Knight once again, so lmao fuck that

>>527419360
Yeah, THAT’S why you lost

>>527419607
>ramb alludes to Noelle hanging out with kris
this is because you need TWO lighteners to get tv world (real). or Noelle just needs to make her own to unlock the other half, Susie style

>>527419213
>>527419316
Tactical manager here, throw your popcorn at me
They got really lucky with two extremely lucky counter goals and that fucking penalty, plus our squad just couldn't sink it in
But even then I haven't really done well setting up the team before the cup, completely my fault
We will try our absolute best next weekend for sure, and I hope you guys enjoyed the updates to the team in regards to chapter 3 and 4

>>527419643
The idea that it was based on a dream at all is the part that would get me shot, dumbass. When the actually FUCK did that become acceptable?

>>527419646
kris didnt do that. he just licked the screen when there was a sexy dragon monster or yummy food on tv. tenna was covered in drool and baby vomit and had to wipe it off and it was disgusting

>>527419213
>we have less SAVES
Uncanon

>>527412867
>>527413738
There's a reason I keep a firearm close to every major appliance in my home. If the printer starts making weird noises? Kill it. If something starts coming out of my screen? The revolver comes out of my desk.

>>527418134
All three Mother games are great. The first one is held back by the limitations of the era, but still enjoyable if you can tolerate that type of thing, and the story provides interesting context for Earthbound. Earthbound and Mother 3 are just excellent, no caveats needed.

>>527419934
Mike, suck this guy's dick.

>>527419058
the forbidden kino.

>>527419552
>try to play a piano for fun
>get told to fuck off and kill yourself
Kek, the same thing happens to Susie. I can't believe she is Tobert's self-insert

>>527419934
Don't worry, it was entertaining, we broke their knees tho the amount of fouls.

>>527419607
TV static is often referred to as snow.

>>527419934
They scored 10 seconds in, we were doomed from the start and it was only through DETERMINATION that we missed the shameful 0-3. I did enjoy the updates to the team and hey, it wasn't a full loss! Look at how badly we broke their fucking knees. It was almost as if Lancer was on the field with us in spirit!

Tenna is not fat.

>>527420162
>COLDWATER FELL FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY.

>>527420080
>everyone that wants to fuck Susie actually wants to fuck troubled teen Toby Fox
kek

>the strongest most based fucker in this fictional universe said the prophecy is horse shit
Why don't (You) believe him anon?