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>>527283656Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>Newsโข Big Run is on until 6/15 8PM EST
โข Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
โข Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
โข Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>527440419 (OP)on my way to commit salmonid genocide
>>527440493Can you host?
I need the second half of bonuses
Captcha: d0kys
I donโt understand why the switch 2 patch didnโt add KB+M support? Cyberpunk did it
Kold has no idea what he's talking about he only uses the nzap which is a braindead crutch weapon do not listen to him about weapon tactics or balancing he died alot in the pb using the mini a weapon he never used before
>>527440954Is this the same kold I was playing MKW with last night? Small world.
>>527440918Do we need to go through this every day, if they did that then a superior control option would be locked behind a $450 console.
>>527437334Not him and I can't function without ninja squid. I run it 24/7
Even make ninja Ts for the splatfests
I simply can't abide being seen by some fucker waiting in amush or from afar and being informed on my intended direction. With ninja I can put on a quick burst of speed then slow down into total invisibilty.
FUCK being SEEN. Fuck that shit up the ass with broken glass..
>>527441045The one that was always last place yes
>>527441536>misinformation she has the potential to keep up with Timmy
Anyone wanna Big Run for a Trium or two?
>moid still in disbelief that women post here
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>527441376I BOUGHT THE EXPENSIVE TOY I DESERVE THE ADVANTAGE
>>527442414can I join I just got on
>>527441045FUCK why did big run have to be this weekend I want to play /v/eekend
>>527442973only women main Luigi
prove me wrong
>>527442160Speaking of MKW... I did find a video with couple /ink/ers in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvZ-JTnKl64
>>527442918peach = turf war players
rosaline = toxic x battle players
what the fuck is Triumvirate?! what the fuck just happened
>>527444674>*runs into an E-Litre's range*>WTF HOW IS HE KILLING ME?!?!
how well does splatoon 3 run on switch 2? any notable improvements? does salmon run lag less?
>>527442160>act like that's impressive in one of the most unskilled casual racers out there
>>527443258I recognize more than a couple.
>>527445278Amazing and 60 FPS everywhere now and game runs at 1440p in the hubs and 4k in games. I haven't seen a dip so far with Salmon run too but im not that high up on EVP where it will probably drop unless someone did it in the 700+ range to say.
>>527445885damn. makes me sad we couldn't have this during the grand fest at 60 fps
>>527446705Saved. Thanks for the high quality version
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Why the fuck does dualies have fizzy
A main that good shouldn't have it
Meanwhile brellas get nothing good
Fuck this game dude
>>527447368myaowking room
>>527447604haha soder goes fzzzzzzzzz
i hate lowtide on this map
>>527445741World is pretty technical.
>>527451024>tries to be a bad racer, a bad tony hawk and a bad party game all at once>succeeds at three kinds of failure at oncebueno
>>527451984we get that you're upset the game didn't flop but you don't need to constantly post it in the squid general
>>527451663any room still?
ggs small walk im hungry so ill stop here, nice golds
Most confident e-liter user
>>527454527I would've ganked you
Who else was listening to kpop when they defeated the triumvirate?
>splatoon 3 arrived
>had a lot of fun
glad to see that I still love this series
GGs Big Runners, that was a good scale haul from the Kings.
>couple duo in my fill lobby
no its cool i didnt want to win
>>527456341GG bigrun
thanks for dragging me out of profresh hell too lol
Anyone up for Big Run on rotation?
>>527457345yes please i hate these freelancers
god forbid i decide to play mayriokart instead of big run so now im stuck with low evp shitters
>>527457108No problem, just wanted to fish. Have a pleasant evening bro.
>>527458079>10* ucb badge
>>527458785BR room 2/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>527458785i need to do something real quick, sorry anon. ill join in a bit. ill (you) you when im ready
>>527458389Who doesn't have 10 stars on their main by now?
>>527459373Me because I decided to try getting other weapon badges...
did you always pick the splatfests of your local region?
>>527461695There haven't been many region splatfests. Il also affects what kind of people you see in your plaza. If you pick Japan then you'll get a lot of nice miiverse art since that's where most of the good art is.
>>527461880oh really? glad that I can escape the pride month spam
>>527462130I get bored using the same weapon too much, only just got my second 5 weapon a month or so ago.
>>527461418Don't blame anyone for doing so, I only do it because I'm too retarded to play other things at a semi-acceptable level.
Who is best girl and why is it Frye?
>>527458785>>527459175way too late but worth a shot. still going?
>>527462881because in the end, she got the last laugh, and they didn't even reduce her forehead size.
>>527463263okie, ill be there
I tried using barazushi splash for the past few hours and I want to kms now. I hope Nogami is happy with himself for cucking everyone out of zipcaster.
>>527463895Who was asking for a shooter with a Zip when you got Light Tetras already?
>>527464047flying roaches...
>>527462881Natsuki best girl
drill hair veemo with pink eyes
>>527464047It's been a commonly requested splash kit for a while now because of it's perfect accuracy when jumping. Some of the comments on the japanese and american reveals complained about it.
>>527465509it's also the fact that THE BASE FUCKING KIT HAD IT IN THE GODDAMN TRAILERS AND THEY BIFFED IT THREE FUCKING TIMES
>>527466020she died 5 times too
Why give Dapples a good kit like that? No one likes the main.
>>527465509>>527466443Glad it didn't happen. Would've created a meta main even more insufferable than Pencil
>undertow currently being overrun by salmon
>still available to play in turf war
???
>>527468582The devs stopped caring. The FC albacore shirt still has the wrong brand.
>>527468032Nah, fucking Stamper gets to have Zipcaster with its bullshit slashes and object damage. Splash is highly reliant on its sub to attack enemies with better range than it so Zipcaster would've been a good fit for it though
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>527467945I have 5 stars on blue daps
I seriously have regrets after the 3rd kit dropped
>>527470013Kidnapping this woomy
open 2/4, let me know if you want to join
GGs BR. Sorry we couldn't get Gold.
>>527470420just started a game, will open after
Today I learned that I should just leave eggs at the top of the spire
>person who was on my fl now shows up as a question mark on lobby notifications
>>527470317GGs. Next Tri will give gold for sure... (ยด;ฯ;๏ฝ)
>Got gold scales
That's a win, GG
How does Switch 2's gyro compare to the Wii U? The Switch 1 sucked in comparison.
>Disconnected
If you're here BB, sorry. Maybe we can team up again in the future.
I wish there were crocodile/aligator/reptile stuff in this game or even a pair of boots or a shirt
>>527473461No, it's fine! I was with another group of people. Let's do some more later tonight if you're up, still.
>>527472284Yes somehow it caused a neuron to activate in the men of japan despite frye mostly being a character that girls over there like
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ngmi is trying to FLAR me again
>>527473649I didn't get hit with a ban, so if you want to try again if you aren't full.
No idea why I disconnected, Switch 2 growing pains? At least the game runs smooth as silk
Do we even know what Splatoon raiders is about?
I cant tell if its a base builder or something.
>>527474659nope
gameplay-wise they didn't really give us any solid indication
>>527474223You can really tell who takes their games seriously and who's an unfunny shitter
>>527474659No. Anything you see online is only hypothesis.
>>527474821to be fair, it is open
not like it's meant to be taken seriously
>>527475272Touching open is a good way to work your nerves up
>all these inkers in the kart room
Gross
> Has Idol badges
> Has a star in their name
> Named Agent number
> Green Slop suit
Signs that you're dealing with shifty freelancers
GGs openers
love losing to cooler, what a great special
Rapid Pro doesn't deserve a good kit. Why did they give this piece of shit one?
>>527478168Pro deco is good too.
>>527476228your fault for missing out on the clique
unless you were here for S2, you're out, dude
sorry
so when are the rest of the weapons getting a 3nd kit
woomy eats the forever weed brownie
>>527483016kek pb trannies quad killed by one player no wonder cucKold kept complaining
>>527484741>schizo is so mindbroken thinking anyone from that clip is even from here
That faggot ruined โkekโ for me.
No more Splatana pls Mr Grizz
>>527485375Got that golf, nice!
>>527479229kold youre an underage mormon splatoon 3 tourist from twitter that's embarrassingly bad at video games so bad you place last place constantly in Mario Kart World one of the easiest racers made
nobody likes you you get made fun of constantly in the discord you got kicked from
>>527489421you aren't much better Fantasy
shut the fuck up
>BR
>On the worst map in the fucking game
No thanks
>>527440690cute genocider
>>527489595GGs, deserved golds!
I haven't played since PB this morning so everyone was still at the plaza lol
Anyone wanna join me for a king or 2?
>>527492320host
the other anon nigged out
>>527492580Pretend this shift didn't happen
Holy fuck nothing but garbage weapons and spawns
Yes more flyfish please Mr Nogami
fuck I'm done
last game messed with my head
I'm useless
>>527468032it would have been as relevant as vcarbon, vluna and vbrush
Did you guys actively ignore all those eggs? like whats going on?
GG's Y, tough rounds with shit randos but we got it in the end
>>527497045>>527495085Geegees! Unbelievably cursed streak, I played less than an hour earlier and spawns were nothing like that. This felt like half the bosses were flyfish and stingers.
OTOH this was the closest I got to killing tri on this map, shame we were short few eggs to take Joe down.
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Awkward wipeout that had zero effect on the outcome of the match anyway
Lights out, /ink/. Better not catch any of you mollusks in the pool after hours.
>>527500041Lights on, I'm European.
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what fits for the middle?
>>527500195Just go topless.
>>527500041I don't play in the pool very often
too many schizos
>>527500195Commander tunic
Chilly mountain coat
Green velour octoking tee
Lob Stars jersey
Mint tee
Octarian retro
Shirt with blue hoodie
Takoroka windcrusher
>>527500195any shirt
you should clown suit
combo is pretty clowny as it is
I'm still terrible at this game but I sure love the campaign and salmon run. For some reason the multiplayer makes me unreasonably angry, more than any other shooter game. Very weird for me.
if two charged splatanas hit each other, they should clash and do no damage
>>527503463Very weird for you but the normal for splatoon
Ladder anxiety turns to rage very quickly when you realize you're the only one on your team doing anything
>>527503757Well yeah but I'm usually a very calm guy on multiplayer stuff. I can handle tards in shit like Rivals just fine. I think my Splatoon rage is a blend of my incompetence and raging at literal children.
>>527503869What's a good mollusk pun for the name Chell. Shelle? I'll call her Shell.
>>527503847You'll come to find it comes from two things. Incompetent teammates, and opponents who play suspiciously so well you'd swear they were cheating or abusing the netcode to pull off hyper-technical bullshit
look out for this faggot, he loves to do nothing the whole game
>>527504056It's why I'm so excited for Raiders. The story content and single player gameplay of Splat is so good that I definitely want more. Hopefully we get a salmon run mode for it! (Dlc?)
>>527504693raiders is going to be a more expensive version of side order with a deep cut flavor
I won't fall for ngmi's lies about splatoon anymore
S3 was at least fun for the first season when I played with /ink/ and didn't know any better.
>>527506230>Side orderIt's not going to be a roguelike
WOOMS OF NATURE
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
Stop freshing my Woomy's chest
>>527507451>doesn't leave pool>has notifications on>complainsautism
>xtrawave going well
>communication error has occured
RAGE
>>527506230(he's gonna buy it anyway.)
>>527507969no I'll still be playing 3
I hate single player when it comes to this game
fuck you in particular
>>527508147whatever you say lol
>>527508874Woomy's dad is an alcoholic bastard
Yebby's dad went to sea
Veemo never knew her dad
Weyyo's dad is under house arrest
>>527509178Literally just gonna watch some streamer play it, why waste time on single player games
>>527509776Teammates are so braindead you might as well be playing singleplayer already
Just a reminder that Side Order was just a beta test for Raiders, thank you for playing Splatoon 3.
>>527509776>i only play multiplayer slopholy shit taste batman
>>527510993what's the appeal squigger
>>527508874Just wrote a good morning message to my dad. He lives in Georgia while I'm in Texas.
>>527510993name a singular good single player game that's come out in the last 50 years, ill wait
welp
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>>527508874don't remind me please
at least I can engage in fatherless behavior with the new blasters on tower control
>>527512297>Jet Set Radio>Mount and Blade (Warband + Bannerlord)>Super Mario Sunshine>LISA the First/Painful/Joyful>Crayola ScootYour game recommendations, chuddy
>>527512297super mario odyssey
i shan't be interacting with this baitpost any longer
>>527512509>Recommending Super Mario ShitshineWhy would you do that? Holy shit-
>Jet Set RadioOk, that's a pretty fun game, not gonna lie. I vaguely remember playing that on whatever console back in the day. Mildly enjoyed it.
>>527512445Buried in a shallow grave under Marina's shed
>>527512720Erm, Marina rents an apartment? Her landlord is canonically a narwhal, bigot
I don't really enjoy 3D Mario, I'd rather play the sidescrollers NSMB sequels aside. Splatoon.
>>527512445/ink/
Run away before itโs too late.
>>527512445The bootleg zone
Sepia GO!
>>527513505That's quite the contrast of opinions in those posts, lmao-
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Barry Coomer
>Splatoon labs makes a collaboration with Area Cup
>Nintendoโs cuck ass does the same
stop freshing my weyyoโs ass
>>527504693Now that Raiders got announced, Deep Cut fags on /ink/ can finally shut up about their idols being shafted.
>>527517758No one freshes yebby butts anymore.
https://youtu.be/i66CLVhOTDU
Any tips for dapples? I'm usually accustomed to weapons with a bit more range.
>>527519349how much more?
if you play 2-liners like sshot and splash, daps aren't like spreadfires, they have deceptively long natural range, and between high power and the consistency of two streams of fat projectiles they easily have the most usable falloff on top
if you play 3-liners or bigger, go play ttek to get accustomed to the realities of small arms
>>527518249Yebs' best assets are their penises thoughever
All of them have a severe case of Hank Hill ass including Ballin who got ass implants in Boston because of it
>>527519594So I should aim higher?
>>527519349https://youtu.be/49QhrYgS1fs?si=9RDa3S36FrYpJOrG
here is a video from someone more reliable than midchara
>>527520016woomy world, yebby society
>>527519915a bit higher and lead the targets more when beyond max range, you'll get 4-shots but daps have same fire rate as zap so still more than good enough firepower
How do I make splatsville jambalaya?
I think I realized how to control my anger with this game. Pretend youโre a steamer and you have to keep your cool in front of an audience.
>>527519916Chase is a dualie main. Watching a mid player is better for learning the weapon than an actual good player who does tech
>>527522053Rage streamers are a thing
>>527522918Yeah and they're lolcows
>>527522053i've never seen non-jp streamer try to keep cool, they are all "AAAAAAA" when something happens
not always to putz levels but they all overreact
>my inkling is unfuckable
it's over
>>527524383Why would you let anyone deflower your inkling?
>>527524383Lmao RIP
Also I love that "Smash or Pass AI", I've been using it a lot.
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>>527524643it gets boring once you figure out that all you have to do to make it smash is prominent big boobs
>>527524776>Not putting the cuter Frye from Splatoon Raiders in>>527525090It works with asses as well, I've thrown art of the idols with their asses earlier and it prompted smashes left and right.
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>>527524776>show of a bit more tummy and suddenly the AI becomes gay
>>527526202https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com
>>527528806Open blob maam
>>527528453remove the non woomies
>>527529168woomy and veemo sex
>>527529057I might, haven't played BR at all.
kwab
frye even wears a binder to not mog her completely
And you all laughed at Pearl
>>527529598Flat is justice
is this thing actually reflective or is this just edited? might be a good spot for a photo.
>>527526202kek the mormon cucKold desperate to see if his "beeb" is suckable spoiler it's a 1/10 why are you using ai if you hate ai so much?
>>527530001It's reflective and I see players post this pic all over twitter
>>527529959And we all learned from our mistakes.
>>527529959For what, being flat? I still do.
>Killing a lid when in perfectly good shooting range of another
>Using specials in the last seconds of a shift
>Getting bitchslapped into water
We like to get a little silly
>>527529103nvm, this is more ez
I'm mad we didn't get ONE more egg though. The 200 quota dream..
>>527533826lol you censored your name
Is anyone using the pro ontroller 2 backbuttons?
And if yes for what?
>>527534006of course, being recognized by a 4channer is my worst nightmare
The transparency glitch doesn't work with the clear materials on UU and also makes them solid instead.
>>527534758awful drip 0/10 not even shiver's shirt can save it
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
Come on out to watch the team divegrass players against /vn/! The match should be in about 40 mins from now after the opener.
>>527535003there was a guy last week that had mic settings that made him sound like an actual broadcaster.
>>527535530/vg/league rotates streamers depending on availability and maybe other internal stuff.
>>527534758>glasses are still transparent
>>527535783Idk why. I overlooked something so obvious.
>>527535003>advertising/posting links
Hey /ink/, /lcg/ member here. If /lcg/ wants to continue, /ink/ needs to win both of their matches. Dont dissapoint, okay?
GGs s and b
thanks for comin in
Big Run
2/4
I'll keep going but I'm starting to feel light headed, GGSR!
>>527538938GANBATTE SEKKUSU /INK/U
SUGOI!!!!!
I managed to somehow kill a trium with the worst randos imaginable.. They didn't deserve that.
>>527539683>>527539671>>527539707Geegs fishers. Might go for round two if there's still time
GG G!
thanks for joinin up to
close one
How do I know if I'm playing with inkers or not
>>527543268Get in the pool
Watch the thread for a room announcement
When you get an invite to a room you join it
>woomy
>get in the fucking crab
https://x.com/baketsumo_/status/1934090898616566059?t=11J8gBxoFDBlkr2D7GyCLw&s=19 this is you /ink/
>>527543360join pool code
any invite from a player with a ? as their icon is a filthy inker
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>>527549251did frye really do this
>>527548273Not if you're friends with them
>>527549125What the heck why not, open up
>>527549312Then you should know if they are an inker or not
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Oh won't you tell me
Why does it sound so easy to woom
On TV
>>527549709Get in NOOOOOOWWWWW
>>527545973least retarded decav player
Gotta love it when it happens at rotation. GGs
>>527550117>>527549709>>527549332GGs! Thanks for the new high score!
>74/31Wishing everyone each wave like this!
Shalom Run - BIG edition
Anyone up for a quick grind for gold?
>>527553535>>527553312>>527554294GG GG GGs slayers of salmon, dats gud fishan
>>527554380I already have gold, but I'll help
Yebby Sunday, give me a yebby.
MOOMY!
MOOBBY!
VEEMOO!
MOOYYO!
>>527534758tiny shredders...
Communication error
New room in 10 minutes
Any dibs?
Biggest winners in the New 30 kits? Not asking for good kits, asking for the best of the best.
>>52756027996 gal, rapid blaster, splattershot
>>527560279Charger, dualies, stamper
GGs big runners, gotta start making dinner
finally have an excuse to post this
>>527561372Heโs a troon so itโs only a matter of time.
>>527561372wait did she actually die?
>>527561372dat nigga was playing mariokart with /v/
One last bigu runu room at the hour rotation, anyone? I hadn't really play this in the slightest yet. Just poke me if you wanna.
Regards, GT.
>>527562127you took me off your fl
>>527561791iirc no but in the hospital after someone attacked her
>>527562591how do you know the tea anyway
>>527562591Stop talking about yourself, it's embarrassing.
>>527562591Oh that sucks for us
>>527562591they were literally karting yesterday
three of them (3 of them)
Good game, shalom runners
Time to go
anyone up for big run? my high score is 2 eggs away from gold sadly
paging the other 96gal main
what do you use for abilities
>>527563672https://x.com/shitamachimura/status/1934226357074223398?t=2gQRLZAvqb-UPJ7ZiKIfaA&s=19
>>527563361>>527565502Secondhand info on memecord
>>527565818? Looks female enough. Take your meds
>>527565395Ink saver main and swim speed.
>>527566012sweaty midriff...
>>527566660You and everyone else in this general loves midriffs.
>>527566970I don't care for midriffs. Legs all the way for me.
>>527566659would you run anything different on the new one
>>527566970For me it's shorties
>UOH BODY PART OR FEATURE
this is what you sound like
>>527566970midriffs are good
>>527567763that's not a midriff that's a whole fullriff
>>527567537The Beetlejuice of the Splatoon world
Sorry Y, ( and T, I have to leave now.
>>527565267>>527566023spot just opened up 3/4
>>527568173np thanks for the games
>>527568219just in time! im coming in.
>>527568219>>527568293Thanks and have a good slomming.
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>>527567537they banned her from turf wars because her hitbox too smol
hmm
>>527568219 i see the room but it says recruitment is over so can you like invite again?
>>527568525yea sorry i started it right before u said u were free, ill open it again after this game
>>527566970I enjoy weapon discussions but I'm in the minority that isn't here for idols
>>527568939I'm here cuz I like talking about the game in general.
What's your favourite weapon class?
hey fish guys something came up. Maybe if youre still on in 20 minutes ill show up for a last minute slom run but yeah sorry oof
Anyone in this room still need high score? I'll prioritize eggs if so
imagine struggling to hit gold
>>527569263I don't have a particular one but I lean towards backline lately
>>527569590That was me on friday. Its good to look at other points of view.
>>527566345>female enough
>>527570928Congrats on your godhood
>>527572208I was just being a lil' silly :)
My woomy listens to Limp Bizkit
yeah, bitch im the villain.
>>527571313Anon dead on the spot as woomy hits him back with her superwooman strength.
There's a couple here that play stamper
Is QR on this a meme
I don't use the splatana class a lot
>>527573523That's a good woomy.
>>527573523I never really liked playing under the assumption that I'll die a lot for qr to be useful. I like use ink saver main after the efficiency nerf.
>>527569590>wanted to hit green once, to match the regular green soldier figures instead of standing out>sneakily threw with a team of randos once and not played that particular big run any further>got bronze anywayhow shit one has to be to get the base version when a 3-strong team of absolute muppets and a deadweight can get a bronze? just how utterly incompetent an entire half of the playerbase is?
>>527573523QR isn't really a thing on it anymore after the ink consumption nerfs. Most people just run a couple subs of main saver and swim speed up. Vanilla runs a few subs of sub and special power up for the burst and armspam but dunno what the new one may wanna run yet.
>>527573523>qr>with cooler everywhereo shit nigga what are you doing
>>527565818the next time a password lobby pops up or a clique refuses to start a lobby you somehow joined, this is the face of the person behind doing that.
>>527576359Hey you mrs. I don't know what the fuck your name is
I'm drawn to you, something's magnetic here
If I could approach you
Or even get close to the scent that you left behind
I'd be fine
No doubt that
I'd love to
Sniff on them panties now
>>527578443I bet the flyfish bitch about glitchy bomb throws constantly on fish/vg/
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wait what the fuck
how do you get beakons up here
>>527579796We tried it yesterday, but the jump is hard.
>>527580192I've been attempting it myself, but it's a bitch and a half and I haven't managed to get the jump.
Is there a trick to it like having a shitload of swim speed or?
>>527580192phenomenal map design, nogami
>>527580192my teammates while i'm 1v4ing the enemy team
>>527580192So it's on the Splatzone map layout.
Should I map jump to the left back button or the right back button? Also should I map the camera reset to the other back button?
>>527580360it's called SOVL, chud.
so did the bump in player interest already fizzle?
>/pol/ memes
post discarded
>>527580781>leftbooyah
>rightmap
>>527581181Oh right the map button on one of the back buttons is much more useful than the jump button. Takes a while to reach the - button compared to the face buttons. Guess I'll use the camera reset for the other button and keep jump on the face button.
If I am using a 5-Star piece of gear, which gives a 1.1x multiplier to gear EXP, does that stack with drink tickets? I couldn't find anything about this when I searched it.
>>527581694No, tickets are for your player level so they're basically worthless after you reach level 30. They don't boost your catalog exp either.
>>527581961he means drink tickets, anon
>>527581953cute new splatoon trend
do it while you can
speaking of, what map is this mirror even on?
>>527582070lol oops, I always mix up food and drink tickets.
>>527581694Yes they stack.
>>527582073it's on urchin underpass.
unfortunately, the mirror isn't actually reflective, the pics you're seeing are edited...
>urchin zones
>a single splashdown or slider instacaps the zone with no counterplay
guess they can't afford playtesters anymore
>>527582601kill them before they get their special lol
>>527582601Why arenโt you doing that then?
why
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forced loss streaks are real
An artist at nintendo office sat down and drew this inkling btw
>>527582184Thank you, awesome to hear they stack! I 5-Starred my main gear sets, so that's plenty of chunks coming my way.
>>527583129oh, fully clothed thighs
truly scandalous
>>527583510Surely these proportions are normal and realistic
>>527584237sheโs fucking 14โฆ
>>527584376official nintendo artist btw
>>527583510Its the A B S O L U T E Territory
>>527584237yeah?
stop being such a coombrain anon
>>527584670absolutely not
they're cute not sexy get your head out of the gutter
>>527586401someone post the nogami quote.
I don't like pro with missiles. Can we get a new one.
>>527586401You'll understand soon enough
>>527587648https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131604621
>>527584376That fine, just flip her on her stomach and she'll be 41, opposite
>>527587648Just used to downloading the thumbnails only because pixiv's source sizes are usually huge
>>527589329Fatass needs to lose weight
>>527589329>angular eyebrows
>>527590583I would edit a bulge but I'm too lazy right now
>>527574123the result of twitter fags crying loud enough for nintendo to hear, now everyone gets the gold prize
>>527591774The goodest of woomies after classic floppers.
Day 6 of not having Splatoon Raiders
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they are selling man made floppers on ali
>>527592910I wonder if cosplay anon ever finished his costume
What is it about an opposing team with double beacons that makes my team turn into paint huffing retards?
>>527583094forced win streaks are real
>>527595917Fuck off you bragging nigger
>>527595572the beacons 5g waves resonate and amplify each other
>>527596121You sound mad. Who hurt you?
>>527595370Cut flops go for big bucks on the black market.
i'm still unlocking more loisences, anyone wanna trf?
woomy like to stride,
woomy like to slide,
40% of transgenders commit suicide
>>527595917Kill yourself Happy Sky
>>527600314It's Ballin retard.
>>527595917>>527598083>>527599134>>527600314>>527600665I see the discord is awakeโฆ.waiting for Mike again are we?
idk who these people are?
i sure cant wait for splat 4 for everyone to obsess over people that dont even come here anymore saying how cool or retarded they were
>>527600241Gotta up those numbers
I love my transgender yebby
>>527601548Glad most of them are gone
Call me retarded or whatever but this is probably being slept on
>>527605513My woomy sleeps on weapons as a good luck ritual.
>>527605869smartest woomy freelancer
why havent you drawn that /ink/er
>>527606604I don't do shit for free
>>527606604I did and they ignored it
>>527607339I did that once. it felt too late to say thanks when the moment passes
>>527606604I draw many /ink/ers, I can only hope they see that I draw them
Do any /ink/ers draw me? No
I do not mind this, is nice to give to /ink/ without asking for anything in return
>RW40-RCBG-MW8B-CFNL
We started playing so much better after stickfag Dousers ragequit. I'm disappointed we didn't make it. Maybe if I didn't get ganked by the dynamo. Maybe if blob didn't walk into edit with empty tank. Maybe if TShot didn't go sightseeing.
Damn it hurts that it was so close.
>>527607898Is the (you) the racist?
>>527607898That's a pretty close match.
Also:
>Being a sticksfag in 2025Fucking lmao, no wonder dude ragequit. Dousers user needs to stop fucking counting on and using just sticks, and I say this as a former sticksfag that moved to gyro controls and never looked back.
>>527607964All my Woomers Heil Squigler!
>>527608275I have no idea what he was doing half the time he was there. I don't think he did either.
>>527608875So he was a clueless dumbass ragequitter? Oh, now this, I have to see, lmao.
>>527608946Careful, it might hurt your brain.
>>527609341Eh, what's the worst that could happen? I've seen some pretty awful plays in Splatoon 3 and Splatoon as a whole, I'm sure I'll be fine, lol.
In other news kraken is fucking shit and burst bombs are worthless. In this kit anyway, I dunno, I have no idea how to use either of them.
>>527609403I'm sure you will, was just kidding, but it was one of the worst C-tier plays I've seen in a long time. On my team, no surprise lol
>>527610261Sure, wouldn't mind a king or two.
>>527610261>>527610552I'll join in a bit
Expect a (you)
>>527610413>Just watched it>Saw that Dualies make way too many mistakes like base-invading and treating the match like it was Turf Wars>Saw him ragequit right at the start of your team's base a little later on into the matchYeah, dude was deadweight, not sure what they were thinking, lmao, that Dualies player was fuckin' embarrassing.
>>527607678was probably more just a "oh, this is dogshit, not even gonna bother acknowledging it"
>>527612164obening 2/4. gonna feed cat.
please remember specials exist.
WHY DID THIS FAT FUCK CHOOSE THE WORST PATH TO TRAVEL. LITERALLY NO ONE WAS THERE
GGs btw. Close but we got the zuna
ggs fsh. i felt like i was throwing at the end. couldn't hit that damn fish stick with the blaster so close.
Nursery Jelly tucking your ceph in
>>527614364>JellyChildcare worker woomy or gtfo.
>>527613983>>527613993GGs! Glad we got him, I felt I was tilting some of the waves towards the end
>>527607783Its because the only time you ever post your ceph is in his drawn form
sometimes you just want to teehee and watch mako zones burn
hey, *stifled laughter*
is your tacticooler running?
>>527624414Who is Woomy phoning up?
>>527624730The First Bank of FWAR
>>527625549Oh? Maybe she's cashing in her wins?
>>527625602no she owes thousands in unearned wins and will have to pay it all back through forced losses
bad woomy
>>527625965Oof, poor woomy
Which new kit was the best one overall?
>>527627847Her manager would not approve
Diet pills and ipecac STAT
>>527627847Imagine the piss
>Be me
>Thinking back to that out of bounds in Underpass trick
>Get idea
>"...Inkjet + Beakon."
>Start thinking of any weapons that have that setup
>>527629386NOOOO YOU'LL GET SQUIDNEY STONES NOOOO
>>527629386Marie's drink definitely had something else in it
So are we getting a fest on the 4th of July again for the 10th anniversary of them? It'd be fitting.
>>527629386I want them to pee on me
Beta bnuy.......erotic....
>>527631256Woomy ated her
>>527631256Woomies are hotter.
>>527631465woomy no
do not consume bun
>>527632824she had no food tickets left :(
Splatoon Underground
Splatoon Undergroooound
They made a vow
Their Woomy will be found
>>527634337>>527634473obening, other anon (you) me when youre ready
>>527634536Ok what the heck, oben up
>>527634694ill king for one
>>527599134you neglected your cat to die to avatarfag on splatoon and you still don't have tickets? youre a genuinely bad person
>>527635048Here's your (you)
>>527635171shit go another without me
>>527595917>>527583094Both of these are true! The game will try to keep you at a 50:50 Win/Loss ratio, likely based off your Last 50 games. Rather than be smart about it and give you a healthy amount of easier and tougher games, Splatoon 3 just puts you on forces win and lose when your leaning too far in one direction.
>>527635327opening (for real)
ggs booyah cephs i played dumb cause i havent had my coffee yet gomen
ggs dudeskis WOW i forgot how to do griller rounds there for a sec
>Decide to try to take on Coho with freelancers
>They do surprisingly well despite how much we nearly wiped a few times
>Get it down to less than 25% health
>Everyone wipes in spite of everyone pressing "Help!"
>Shit happened on high tide too
We were on the fucking verge of greatness. It fucking stings, man.
>>527635048I don't normally snitch but you need correction
It feels like the new weapon ranking system has utterly fucked series matchmaking
>>527639505Woomy is camera shy...
>>527639182gods I need her so fucking badly
>>527639678Nah, series matchmaking has always been shit. Even before the weapon ranking system you could easily end up facing off against a team that has every single enemy player end the game with a 2.0+ KDA.
>>527639678>get gold badges on either teams each match on my 2300-2400 weapon>get bad teammates on my 2000-2100 weaponsseems consistent to me
I can barely scrape 2000...
GGs kold
in Mario Kart World last weekend
ok yeah, not your personal blogspace keep it splatoon or fuck off
>>527641194PEACH WOOMY WOOMY PEACH
Splatoon should be slower, have a longer ttk, and stronger comeback mechanics, and I'm NOT kidding.
>>527642440no
splatoon should become slower than it is now (by eliminating all traces of quick respawn), but retain its fast ttk that serves as universal deterrent, and its focus on defensive mechanics over comeback mechanics that sets it apart from hordes of heroshit pew-pew games
>>527643024yes, those who use quick respawn in any capacity have skill issue
if they didn't have skill issue, they would just opt to die less, and only get into situations that will get them killed when they are guranteed to get a lot of value and not when "i'll kill one guy and die but it doesn't matter because my life is worth less"
>>527642440I just hope after ink armor and tacticooler they fucking do away with buff specials
chat what is your favorite new 3rd kit
>>527643403>n-no uconcession accepted.
>>527642440Splatoon needs V-trigger.
>>527642440Splatoon should be faster, have air dashing, wall dashing, a katana you can switch to along with your gun, parries, and premium currency outfits.
Turn Splatoon into Battlefield with 64 player matches, tanks, helicopters, jets,
I fell asleep listening to a youtube video and woke up to a putz compilation where he screamed at his teammates.
>>527645631Haven't seen that name in my games in forever.
>>527647529/v/eekend's over
I'm playing rainmaker right now
Not feeling too hot today, gonna take a break from grinding.
>>527645820Funny because I got matched with him on my very first match after the update. We lost.
Reminder that the playable woomy in 3 is 17 this year
>>527651167Porl is 30 next year
>>527651598Pearl hagmaxxing her career and becoming Squid Ellen
This manga is the best thing Ive ever read. The story is so good and the jokes make me roflcopter.
https://files.catbox.moe/wtgaav.mp4
>>527651813Marina can be Oprah but she'd have to gain another 60 lbs.
>>5276524303 months on a deserted island and all they can think about is reproducing
>>527652430beso de cuatro when?
>>527652303Do Veronika and Hiro have romantic feelings in this one?
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>>527657269Off the Hook's sinful music and the impact it has had on Inkadia's youth cannot be understated
>>527657269This squid-octo couple is so hot
>this squid-octo couple is so hot
>>527660304Stupid FLAR. Woomy will stub your toe next.
>>527660678why did you save this post
someone's woomy or veemo, I just want to draw something lewd.
>>527662802draw sweaty topless raiders woomy (please)
>>527662802Can you draw a tako instead
>>527662802Draw something lewd and wholesome. Softcore porn alone just doesn't cut it anymore. I need to FEEL something
>>527663007seconding this
>>527663053panic you were drawn already give some one else a chance
>>527635758I've been at a consistent 65/35 win loss ratio for the majority of Splatoon 3's lifetime, this is just wrong
>>527664860Retard failtroll that's not panic
>>527664860>schizo is retardedimagine my shock
>>527664860This is what happens when a hairstyle is underused. Imagine if someone used the mullet or shaved looks.
>>527663053This woomy has smelly feet
>>527665392The best kind of woomies
pluh
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>Full?
>you fish with shiver
>frye has a screw so likely something build related
>big man (?)
crazy prediction but you fish with shiver, and with the fish you make food to feed frye which gives her enough energy to build stuff that (You) have blueprints of and finally big man serves as the recon for the places you're gonna explore
>>527664860Namedrop/post pics underrepresented /ink/ers I may or may not do something
man im putting work with the new mini splat
might have to get main saver up tough.
>>527672094nah, dump all the special charge you got on it
you finally got a proper zooka spamming weapon and you suddenly found yourself winning, now get it so cheap that it can solve all your problems
chargers? trizooka
sharks? trizooka
no gf? trizooka
tooth cavities? trizooka
become a winner
>anova is 210p inkjet
>gl3 is 200p inkjet
>while being better at inking, better at splatting and having a sub
what's nova's purpose?
>>527673751They needed to shit out a new main for each class and didn't want to just reuse Dual Squelcher's stats for some reason. Zero thought or effort put into the weapon, that's why it's got shit stats and shit kits.
>>527673751support-only weapon
trust that sheldon's picks will give it what it really needs (burst bomb and ink storm)
>>527674632>>527672094kold can you shut the up already you place last in Mario Kart World that's 20+ people
Have you learned to respect chargers yet instead of shit talking them?
>>527674839im not that guy but because im too broke to get a switch 2
this is a splatling game lil bro
>>527663053https://files.catbox.moe/k00u4j.png
>>527675648I'm still throwing a bomb at you
>the transcord are now coordinating to defend the cucKold Mormon after he was made fun of for not having a Switch 2 by pretending he was in a lobby with them
someone posted his switch profile it says Switch 1
>>527669708You can get inside the mech that follows you around so I'm guessing bigman will be joining you in the waters off the island.
>>527676739Mustard nipples.
WHY ISN'T MY SWITCH 2 HERE YET? FUCK YOU UPS! I MISSED THE BIG RUN BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKS
>>527676739what's with this general attracting people who cannot draw for shit
>>527673339you were right anon, this is more effecicient :/
>>527678027(You) is the player's name.
>>527678521kek kold once again exposed for being a bandwagoner tourist
>bro I know what to put on the mini the usual I use it all the time!
>>527665097There is plenty of data to support the fact that the game tries to keep you at 50:50, which is common for online multiplayer games. If you're a good player you can certainly beat the odds. I usually beat the odds myself, and I bet you do too based on the ratio you provided! You must be a solid player. Keep up the good work!
>>527679304Yeah and there's also plenty of data to "debunk" that the Battle Tower in Pokemon cheats but we all know that it does. It's all just confirmation bias of people that get unlucky with bad Splatoon matchmaking.
>>527670891im on the drawing blacllist
wtf kind of name is booyakasha what is that
>>527662802>>527663053>>527676739>I get busy with work for a few hours and this happensT-thanks for free teehee I guess? Woomies are for hugs and headpats tho
>>527678521congrats on your cavities bro
>>527680147>spoilerWhat about her feet though
I hate forced wins even more than forced losses.
>>527681605Footrubs are fine too
>>527678103how dare you insult my pristine and beautiful scribbles?
>People have managed to get their Switch 2s banned
>It doesn't brick your console, it just gives you an online ban like Switch 1
it's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ggVqmcnLNM
bros... not like this... not the nova kit...
>>527684205>shitposters were wrongshocking!
Switch 2 arrived, now what?
>>527685586now you woomy (in 4k)
>>527685659That's a veemo though
>>527685793Ok and? Now you woomy in 4k.
>>527685704why is everything so damn bright
>>527686163it's not that it's particularly bright, it's that splat, outside of ink, is actually kinda muted, specifically to make ink stand out
but this thing has no such gameplay considerations
>>527663007>>527664137https://files.catbox.moe/uxpgy4.png
Neon Edition: https://files.catbox.moe/28u853.png
>>527686945i love brown woomies so much
>gf wants me to try the new hydra
How good is it, I haven't played in a few months
>>527687261whatโs her name and friend code
>>527686945based, thank you drawfag
>>527686945Absolutely based. Thanks as always
>>527687261Best kit it has, you just become a tankier crab tank with bubbler.
>sudden blackout
i am woomyless...
not horrible but could improve.
lag lol
>>527687532I have requests disabled.
>>527688913you can always play handheld unless you're still on splat 1
>>527691445i have no internet, i can't play the main game
>>527691814There's Alterna, Octo Canyon, Side Order, Octo Expansion, Table Turf and practice modes. You're also posting which means you could use your device as a hotspot though some providers make that an add-on.
>>527691814Raiders can save you
>>527692972Frye could cure my chronic pain.
