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>What... is this?
Put simply, a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being competed between teams which are embodiments of boards of the 4chan imageboard. The players represent facets of each board's culture. All of the matches are AI versus AI. However, humans "manage" each team, creating their tactics and giving input during games as they happen to make substitutions and tactical changes as they see fit.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ

>Where can I watch the cup?
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>Upcoming Cup
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2025_4chan_Summer_Cup

>Upcoming Invitationals
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_9:_Faggots_at_the_Bar
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Gens%C5%8D_Cup_2

>Ongoing Invitationals
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_24
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Friendship_Association_Games_13

>Wiki:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page

>Sekkrit Code
37pebis

>Booru
https://isthisliv.com/booru/

>Other videos
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Videos

>PES Info
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2017

>VGL 24 Hype Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKX4uk6xrms

>Previously
PES 2015 fixed maybe
melties
shitposting

cloud and first

>/pg/

wasnt blue archive supposed to release on steam or some shit

KWABa

>>527558336
Yes
Leaks say on the 24th

wew lad

>>527558336
Yeah in like a month or so

>piss 15
Fuck off plumbers it looks like dogshit.
Also Taba is a terrible manager holy shit

sex has been jailed

NO MORE SEX

>>527558451
/domg/ are the odd one out here but otherwise this promises to be the biggest qualifiers full of lolcows possible

>>527558451
>total pot 1 DEVASTATION (and /@/ is there too)

>>527558858
what the fuck I love 17 now

>sex
>cock
>horny
>cum
>horny
>sex
>cock
>sex
>horny
It's like I'm watching a gay porno

/pg/ is abhorrent

OOOO TABA!

>>527559193
Struck a nerve with this one

>>>/pg/

The spoon race looks really REALLY spicy

>>527559448
I recognize that image

KWABa leading the spoon race, please do this to /vt/ in Summer

A preview of what is coming for /vt/ this summer.

How many teams have been FRAUDchecked today?

>KWABa already muted in VGLcord

We should hold on the fraud allegations for one more week. Some of those teams can still promote or even win their group.

NOT SO FAST /pg/

>>527559839
he was muted ever since that post in here from one of the higher ups in the 'cord

'ekfarming on the 'ord

>>527559913
Apart from /lcg/, it's absolute bullshit they're even on 1 point, /ink/ were robbed

>purple CF on /hdg/
>trying out-defend rather than outscore /smtg/ Mundo terrorism
>in a match losing means you're out
yep, I'm getting the KWABoTY nomination warmed up, a big gio melty and ragequit is brewing here

>>527559985
what post?

I'm gonna name Crimson on my suicide note.

>/uma/ on 3 points
>/pg/ on 0 points
>autopilot
>/lcg/ on 1 point
>/@/ on 3 points
>/utg/ on 1 point
>/nikg/ on 1 point
>/pmmm/ on 1 point
>the two teams on 3 points beat an autopilot and a team down a gold medal

GIO RAGE QUIT IN 3... 2...

>>527560000
Nice repeating digits.

To whoever did the /ag/ league schedule on the wiki: You're 4 groups short and have to make either the 2nd Thursday or Friday be a 2 person multistream.

This commentators accent is so annoying

>>527560000
quads of TRVTH NVKE

>>527561563
you'd have thought staring down the barrel of qualifiers would shut limbab up, but no

>>527561886
he know he will luckshit a third 4-point advancement. He has been handed everything on a silver platter after all

Not a good day for bad guys

O GIO

i have a hard dick

>>527562648
>3 gachas and terrorists are through
Grim.
Dire even.

another week, another irredeemable vglel slurpfest

ASS tonight or tomorrow?

>>527562943
Tomorrow.

O GIO

two games and you already fucked it all up lmao, time to KWAB out and quit

I am against any PES version that permits /smtg/ tactics to win

Match of the day?:
/lcg/ vs /aceg/
/ink/ vs /vn/
/nikg/ vs /snowg/
/hanny/ vs /dbg/
/gbfg/ vs /vrg/
/omg/ vs /mggg/
/pg/ vs /bag/
/smtg/ vs /hdg/

>>527563071
No

>>527563071
First half of the day was great and second half of the day was bad guys winning
Going to give it to /ink/ vs /vn/

>>527562648
>pot 1

>>527563071
>/lcg//aceg/
5/10
>/ink//vn/
6/10
>/nikg//snowg/
5/10
>/hanny//dbg/
6/10
>/gbfg//vrg/
1/10
>/omg//mggg/
5/10
>/pg//bag/
7/10
>/smtg//hdg/
1/10

>>527563249
ELITE Pot 2

>>527563249
Issue for the anti-pot-1 people: they play the pot 4 shitters next

>>527563285
>any match with /smtg/ is an instant 1/10
you love to see it

/vg/ LEAGUE PRESENTS: VGLCW SEASON 5 DARK - UR CARRIED SPECIAL - RIP GROUDON'S LIVER
THREE EXTREME RULES TAG TEAM KO MATCHES
EACH VGLCW WRESTLER GIVEN A TAG PARTNER FROM "THAT OTHER PLACE" BETTER HOPE THEY DON'T FUCK YOU OVER
WINNERS OF EACH OF THE THREE MATCHES GOES ONTO A TRIPLE THREAT FINALS MATCH
WINNERS OF THE FINALS WILL HAVE THE VGLCW REPRESENTATIVE FIGHT FOR THE DARK TITLE
DUCE DUCE DUCE and Spurdo Sparde vs. Clown (as wrestler) and Woody
Splat Tim and Ika-chan vs. nigger lol and Boss Nigger
Jack Frost and How Can You Kill a God? vs. Wilhelm II and Taft
Winners of Match 1 vs. Match 2 vs. Match 3
Winner of the tournament vs. THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING DARK CHAMPION GRANDMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrHEdDyQHr8

>>527563071
/hanny/ vs /dbg/ with /pgg/ vs /bag/ as close second

>>527561563
>>527561886
That’s just Scottish people in general

>>527563828
Welcome to /smtg/
We will take you down to our level and beat you with cheese and buffs

whats the best way to deal with long ball shitters?

>>527563071
rating
>/lcg/ vs /aceg/
3/10
>/ink/ vs /vn/
5/10
>/nikg/ vs /snowg/
5/10
>/hanny/ vs /dbg/
6/10
>/gbfg/ vs /vrg/
2/10
>/omg/ vs /mggg/
3/10
>/pg/ vs /bag/
3/10
>/smtg/ vs /hdg/
1/10

very underwhelming compared to yesterday
>>527564013
i hope you get knocked instantly desu

>>527564249
Move to a different pes

>>527564249
different pes

>>527563051
PES 16 then

hdg bros why are so fucking bad

How long until the VODs are up?

>>527564249
honestly, from analyzing the match, /hdg/'s setup was insanely good against SLURPball
they just fumbled all 3 goal chances, mostly because of the purple CF
this could have easily been a 3-1 for /hdg/.
but alas.
niggers get rewarded, honest footy players get punished.

matches for this feel?

[Happy news] The copper collector won't retire, /hdg/ will be back.

>>527565034
will KWABio shed his KWAB status next season?

>>527565034
Well yeah, it's the next league he quits on

>>527565034
>I won't retire until the second I can get someone to replace me
Truly, inspiring words from the manager in a time of such despair.

>>527564249
Do it back to them like /2hug/ did to /pcrg/, that doesn't work all the time but that was fucking funny - you'd hope it'd spook more longslop merchants into not doing it

>>527565034
nah, he'll ragequit when 25 turns out to be on pes 15

>>527565807
wouldnt blame him

>>527565807
He is the only one shilling for this PES

>>527564791
>conditions are a meme dud they don't matter
>/hdg/ loses
>nooooo they were robbed because of the conditions! purple striker crippled the team!

>>527565647
/2hug/ had the 10 man abuse (vs 10 man abuse) and the kickoff buff and the 90+' buff so just looking at that match, that doesn't very convincing.

>>527563249
What the fuck happened to /bag/? They looked so anemic starting off in qualifiers and now they're sitting up top.

>>527564249
Tell defenders doko

>>527564791
if you roll a purple cf, literally don't run 1 at the front tactics. you have 3 preset slots, plus with fluid you can shove 9 different formations into your export

>>527564791
Rance was a purple today and still got a hat trick for /hanny/

/hanny/ wins 5-2. /bag/ wins 5-0, hilarious day

>>527566532
what a /bag/illion testers can do to a team

>>527565986
rance is exempt from conditions

>>527566581
Rance looked good because he was at the tip of a 4-3-3 yeah. The only reason Rance could do what he did was because the rest of the team was supporting him instead of relying on him for passing. All he had to do was kick in the goals his teammates were serving to him right in front of the net.

>>527566532
More just makes their first game against /ggg/ look like a fluke.

[Breaking News] Someone forgot to test for /mjg/ and were testing for /bag/ all this time instead.

>>527566934
if only /ggg/ had a real manager, am I right?

why is streak like this?

>>527568151
black
new york
dragonball fan

>>527568151
freakie...

>>527560393
I unironically can't find the post, what the fuck

matrixes?? takes??? anything????
I miss old VGL...

>>527560393
>>527568473
gotchu fAm >>526853961

>>527569006
BEE

>>527566581
you can't run a thin mid field vs slurpball
you just funnel the ball into their defense.
the 3-2-3-2 looked very shaky already
4-3-3 would have stood no chance.

>>527570194
Sounds like a skill issue.

>>527570334
well, luck do be a skill so i agree with you

>>527570334
Skill is when luck becomes a habit

>>527570194
so what you're saying is that /smtg/ has an unbeatable formation and that formations with 2 or more forwards are unable to beat it, so you must pray you don't roll a purple cf in your 1 forward formation?

>>527571526
Yes, this is what Gio unironically believes. Don't look up to see that even /pg/ managed a goal against them.

>>527572441
Didn't know unbeatable meant you can't get scored on.

>>527572535
I mean, yeah? Winning is just scoring more?

>>527571526
3-5-2 is more than capable of beating it

vod nyow council

>>527571526
i'm saying is that gios 3-6-1 was consistently getting the ball to smtg's box.
yet there was no scoring.
the more players you put forward, the less times the ball makes it TO the forwards.
he switched to the 3-5-2 which looked like ass honestly, maybe bad sliders or something, and then doing some random shit out of panic i assume.
to me this looks like a "testing gave 90% win rate" vs match day issue, which is classic gio
and to answer the question, as soon as your midfielders can't consistently short pass their way into the enemy box, you are royally fucked.

>>527568151
>feet
I hereby denounce streakie, no footfaggot can be a true architect

>>527573426
both P1 and P3 were on PSWM5 FMA36 StB
P2 just changed to counter

>>527573789
seems he only really had 1 formation ready and then did random tweaks to it

>>527568151
Based streakie

>>527573590
Of course not because fat pigs get their feet horribly deformed and ugly

>>527574351
trvth nvke, they're still ugly by themselves, deformed feet or not

>>527574224
the other alternative was 4-2-1-3 lang and hope /smtg/ can't do long passes
so it was either picking 3-4-2-1 that looked consistent or 4-2-1-3 lang ball gamble

>>527564724
a couple of days

>>527574575
4-3-3 long is the gigaslurper mode and at that point you are just playing smtg's game

>/bag/-/pg/
>upset
No faggot, obviously the team with 10 testers would win against a vtl retard, the only way that could've been an upset is by the other meaning of the word. Shit makes you so upset because neither of those teams were located in different groups so that they could've gotten shat on respectively.

I literally cannot fathom rooting for a team with playernames like "Horny AND Stupid" or "sex" or Wolfseggs," much less enjoying Blue Archive. It is such a foreign concept to me. I feel like I'm looking at something inhuman when I see a /bag/ flair in chat.

obligatory roonsoup post

Where do I unsubscribe from your blog

>>527574945
>the team with 10 testers
Where's the evidence for the existence of these supposed testers?

KWABsoup we get it, you hate /bag/, this level of obsession is unhealthy

>VGLco deployed the /llsifg/schizo to fight against /bag/ accusations
Interesting development

>>527575489
Ask Aria for the invite

>>527575214
I'm horny AND stupid and I like sex so I root for them
t. eroge general

>>527576070
So there isn't any.

>>527576314
Sure thing, KWAB-Sensei.

the vod crimson you had the shortest day

Possible giant skull matches
>/hdg/ - /pg/ (confirmed)
>/drg/ - /esg/ (if /gbpen/-/alg/ is a draw)
>/nepgen/ - /utg/ (if /xivg/ draws or wins against /fgog/)
>technically group J closes on a /2hug/ win but /pcrg/ - /gfg/ is still important for /gfg/'s group placement
Also there are 6 groups at 4-3-3-1

You guys are my friends

>>527568215
Is this the unholy trinity?

>>527579204
Wow, thank you! I like you too.

Which team has the best kot

>PES 15 is the best PES bro trust me this is the one
Fuck off plumber faggots. You said the same about 17 and now you are the ones that want out. Another year of 17 for correction would be good.
>>527578889
There are skull matches in VGL?

>>527579518
Rarely, depends on the streamer.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2486840277
DAY 6 VOD

>>527578889
could group A have giant skull?

>>527579518
But I like PES17. Who's even complaining about aside from gio?

>>527580016
/vn/ has 3 points and the group can't end 6-6-6-0, so no.

>>527580078
lots of salty fags in this thread crying because /scrimblobimblo/ lost to a gacha team or something

>>527580339
no one blamed 17 tho

Current group leaders: 4-3-3, 4-3-3, 4-3-3, 4-3-3, 4-4-2, 4-4-2, 4-5-1, 4-3-3, 3-5-2, 4-4-2, 4-4-2, 4-3-3

TMA is vouching for 15, things are looking good.

>>527581687
Time to ban 433 and 442 again

>>527581687
Hey I want to be 334 and 325 but the game is too shit AIwise to make it happen

>>527581774
We should always do the opposite of what this retard wants or Gio.
>>527581687
Next week things could change

>>527581687
Wow.... You really can run anything...

>>527581687
Uhhhhhh 3ATBkeks? Your response?

>>527581893
There are 4 different formations on that, compared to 2 on 19 and 1 formation in 21.

>>527581949
Why would I do 3atb when I just get slammed by free crosses from midfield that my backline is too retarded to deflect

>>527581774
Nvm I don't want 15 anymore

Aoba you big fucking retard, why would you do that? You literally opened pandora's box even though you wanted them to use 21.

>>527581774
Means its dogshit, got it.

>>527581949
I tried to run it and then I got raped by second strikers so I stopped trying

>>527579876
its time funanon

>>527581687
There are so many more teams running 3-5-2 this league and they are all getting blown up

>>527581687
a 361 is 1 GF under the team above it in the group

>>527582441
My wife told me how good it feels to get your back blown out by other guys so I thought I would give it a try by running 3 atb.

>>527581687
A lot of the 3atb are in second spot or could advance but it's easy to just brush it off before grip weekend when there is an agenda.

>>527581687
Current group bottoms: 3-5-2, 4-4-2, 5-4-1, 4-3-3, 3-6-1, 4-5-1, 3-5-2, 3-4-3, 3-5-2, 3-5-2, 4-3-3, 3-5-2

VGLco intentionally jinxing Group A for an /lcg/ great escape

>>527581687
*sips* meanwhile back in vgl11, the /civ4xg/ plumber ran a 3-5-2, 5-3-2 and 3-3-4 to top the group then won the 3rd place match using a 2-5-3

>limbab still sucking himself off
i mean this genuinely truly, i hope he dies.

We know your jealous of his success, you don't need to be that mad over someone reminiscing with the lads

>your

Streak posting anime girls is a sin since it usually comes with the words "fatter" and "should eat more"

>One of two things I've learned if I'm not being freaky enough I stink. If I turn the freak up to maximum we win

feetfag hours on the 'cord

RIP /esg/
https://x.com/Eversoul_JP/status/1934400582758146215

>>527587996
Oh no, anyway.

Myuer being chatty so suddenly for some reason

>>527587996
Rabibros...

>>527587996
Rabibros...

>>527588104
Retardchama....

>/lcg/ being fraudulent
>but /bag/ is dominating
This is shaping up to be the worst VGL yet since /bag/ getting 3rd place

Posting fat bitches, as good as can be

I love /bag/!

/myteam/ is a top and /yourteam/ is a bottom

>>527588167
They beat /pg/ calm your tits.

The idea of Kermit being 6'6 and sounding the way he does is very amusing to me.

>>527588098
just dropping proof he plays, totally not coordinated by mercbrush

>>527588098
He feels right at home in the freakie goon sesh that is going on right now.

>>527588698
The real kermit puppeteer is 6'6

>>527588698
More proof he's just doing it as a bit

>>527588167
If your definition of dominating is beating >Gio and a bad autopilot then sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eohHwsplvY

>>527587941
sex with mona's fat ass.

>>527588167
And how's your team doing?

>>527590273

>>527590273
what? why? Why not a /rabi/ final boss? why would aesco do this?

>>527590383
rabiseggs, future /bag/ player once the /esg/ collab happens

>>527590445
We already had one of those

>>527590529
you didn't, nobody cares about /kot/

>>527590273
you're telling me rabi is made for ogre cock? yabba dabba doo!

>>527591130
that's ravi not rabi

>>527591130
so this is aesco deflecting their /zzz/ kinks on us rabichads? pathetic

>>527591268
what is rabi built for then?

>>527590618
>nobody cares about /kot/
>/kot/ stadium won the auties, got used as /vg/'s stadium and mindbroke Boris

>>527587996
we've got another gacha team debut lined up for next league so we can afford to lose one right now

>>527591483
nobody cared about /kot/ then

>>527591589
/kot/ won. You lost.

>>527591514
Which one?

>>527589135
/pg/ isn't an autopilot

>>527591661
/wuwa/

>>527591439
Making fun of /esg/

>>527591661
/1999/
I look forward to their music export
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5hG5YUofEI

>>527591439
Yogurth.

List of people SHARTba annoyed before getting muted [again]:
>L'av
>Kiyose
>Shakes
>Yonk
>Zoer

If the heroes win this VGL, I will sign up /mygeneral/. No more information will be provided unless it happens.

>>527591770
/zzz/ already debuted
>>527591808
/hbr/ already debuted

>>527592106
>/zzz/ already debuted
/wuwa/ is a BWC general though

>>527591705
I thought they still were, they played like one.

>>527592106
Well, both teams will be getting their rival soon.

>>527592241
Nah this is the third league they've been managed

>>527592218
Saar...

I'll be signing up my non-gacha general as well but I'm disappearing after one VGL

>>527592379
What a coincidence, I will be doing the same.

>>527592379
>Rimworld expansion comes out next month
>I'll probably start using the general a lot more
>By the time vg25 signups I'll have stopped

Funny that Taba massively shittalked Alex for Nepgen's close death then flops out like that. If there is a higher deity he's got a sense of humour.

>>527592218
Wuwa has the highest density of indian players in all gachaslop

>>527592640
>Rimworld
that's the world my wife lives in lol

>>527592702
lmao

>>527592640
Please make rimjobworld a medal just so the streamers have to pronounce that every time

>>527592642
Atleast Alex didn't die to a 5-0.

https://files.catbox.moe/50zhf8.mp4
>player has stopped moving.

>>527592694
Don't make fun of /wuwa/ saar, /wuwa/ will be VGL superpower by 2030 benchod bitch.

>>527593168
Oh wait wrong clip
https://files.catbox.moe/1sk7kt.mp4

/bbc/ is so mindbroken they think solely people from /wuwa/ shit on their general
t. someone who hates gachashit

>>527592694
Why does wuwa have so many indians

>>527593168
These commentators just sound unpleasant to listen to

>>527590445
/domg/ just needed the model carrying some maiden. Originally they wanted to do a different girl for each match based off the other team but because of time constraints they thought it would be funny to use the rabi they had laying around.

anne frank

>>527592379
/eog/KING...

>>527587996
>L'av gets himself a caretaker ban for handing sliders to /alg/ and /gbpen/
>the game fucking goes EOS 2 weeks later so now he got himself banned for nothing.
KWABOTY frontrunner

>>527600180
Went to check that thread apparently there is still an EN server

>>527600180
He didn't give sliders to /gbpen/ though

>9

>>527512887
please tell me how much total rigbux was lost on this matchday

>>527600494
If a JP server isn't surviving, you can guarantee that the EN server is doing even worse.

>>527600724
He posted them publicly and Kermit admitted to using them in testing.

/pg/ was robbed.

>>527600180
Why didn't he get a manager ban too?

>>527608925
Their main server is KR.

>9

>>527617368
A SHIT

>>527617368
rape the snek

>>527617580
>>527617728

>/hdg/ is the only new team that's dead by week 2
What the fuck went wrong?

>>527622196
unlucky team

A bunch of teams that "should have lost" actually won this weekend so I'm interested to see what explanations or copes ASS provides this week.

>>527622196
combination of various events
90+4 luckshit goal by bag
purple cf killing their 3-6-1 strat and having no backup
they lost both matches by a single goal, with plenty of opportunity to win or tie, but PES said no, so they're out.

>>527578889
>Also there are 6 groups at 4-3-3-1
Cannot wait for hanny to top Group B!

>>527622196
>What the fuck went wrong?
John Helldiver

>jack frost is back on /vg/

>>527591927
>>Shakes
Hm? Did he annoy me?

>0-0
>10-0
>0-0
Cups for this feeling?

>>527605754
The house earned 949.40 rigbux this sunday, with the biggest loser being PES13 Anon at -417.40 and biggest winner being Cipher at +435.00

>post off topic in VGL channel
>kiyostapo sends you to the gas chambers
>post off topic agl shit in VGL channel
>nothing happens
nooticing

PES = Plumber Entertainment Soccer

>>527630502
PES discussion is on topic.

>>527582984
total 3ATB death

>>527630502
When the Master Plumber speaks, the top lads listen.

>>527630027
Vanilla PES19 might be up your alley

>>527630284
god gamer

>>527506835
How did he do it?

>>527630284
How much did I get for the all-in on /mggg/? I'm bad at calculating these.

>>527632727
165 with a 2.8x return so you got 462 back. Subtract you initial stake and you have a liquid profit of 297

>>527631383
VVGGGHHH 17groids will NEVER feel this luxury

>>527631383
>/feg/, /mmg/, /fg/, /lolg/, /tnm/
My fallen heroes...

>>527634303
>/feg/, /mmg/, /fg/
I miss them
>/lolg/
fuck no lmao
>/tnm/
who?

>>527633185
Noice. I'm going to lose it all betting on /myteams/ next week.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Akko_League_VI:_Retard_Emblem_(Integrity_Default)

>>527637910
>TBD
>TBD
>/aoba/
>TBD
>TBD

>>527637910
:doroshitshake:

>Purple John Helldiver constantly jobs and kills /hdg/
>Purple Rance gets a hat-trick and carries /hanny/
Are conditions just a meme or is Rance just built different?

>>527639092
Rance was already so bad that he underflowed into becoming a god striker.

>>527639092
Rance's performance is inversely proprotional to his condition

>>527639092
One was a 361 against a heavy slurp formation
The other was a 433 against a 3 man backline

>>527639092
/dbg/ defence doesn't exist. Purples struggle the most with decision making and passing more than shooting. Rance had it better than a lone striker in a 3-6-1 that has to act like a target man to set up AMFs and WMFs.

I can't believe the person on Earth who is best at decompiling PES games is a little Thai boy living in a village with outdoor kitchens in the middle of nowhere who avatars as some random anime girl

>>527641256
Stop making me horny

Oh boy, time to start actually being productive
>closes PES
>opens exhentai tab
>artist:kereno

>>527630284
easy money, now I can buy more Sexcoin

>>527641256
You must be new to vidya modding if you can't believe that.

>>527637910
>/offtopic/ still not signed up
KWAB'D by /3ds/

>>527634715
You haven't heard of the /vg/ household name, /tnm/?

Meanwhile unpatched 19 chads
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Gens%C5%8D_Cup_2

>>527641256
WHAT

>>527645741
I will never forget.

>>527645741
Yes I have heard of /tf2g/'s bitter rival and vehement supporters of the chocomint ice cream flavor

>>527647314
why did they like the taste of toothpaste so much?

Heartbreaking: The worst people you know are the ones insisting on testing out things that aren't PES17

>>527641256
That has to travel to the next village to get corn

>>527639092
Most of the Rance goals were incredibly clean set ups by the other medals because it is a 433, John hell diver was the sole striker and got isolated very easily.

>>527646856
I wanna dog her

'cord personalities for this feeling?

>>527630284
Very lucky

>>527649328
BE

>>527650784
Lav, Kara, Gio, TMA and many more.

>>527646153
Can't wait for people to learn why a patch was asked for 19 in the first place

>>527652268
Because plumbers couldn't spam 1v1 throughball?

>>527652268
We are truly going full circle on many decisions. I knew it was over when some started asking for 21 despite the huge demand to get out of it, and 19 which we just used for a over a year not long ago. These people never learn.
15 also looks like a pain too, this is really just over a couple of people doing bad on 17 so they have to act like it is the worst PES they have seen.
>>527630284
Post standings please.

>>527652268
But they couldn't fix all the other 19 dogshit like FKFG and 2-0 mementum swings.

18 will save the cup

>>527652993
trvth nvke

Post PES versions you like and why. HARD MODE: Your reason can't just be "because team I don't like is bad on it"

>>527652268
>people ask for patch
>patch is worse
>people ask for vanilla back
>hurr durr can't wait for people to learn why a patch was asked for 19 in the first place
Kill yourself you shitalian grifter

>>527641482
based kereno enjoyer

>>527653235
13 because Nazi refs are funny and I need to see an Exodia in an official cup.

>>527653415
ew

>>527653235
>PES versions I like
I'm nostalgic for them, I cut my managing teeth on them, my team did well in them, I can look past the faults.
>PES versions I dislike
I'm NOT nostalgic for them, I was already a manager when they were introduced, my team was bad in them, I will hyperfocus on the flaws and bring them up any time a version I dislike is being discussed.

Randomized PES cup, every match is played on a different PES.

>>527652664
17 isn't good though, it's mostly rose tinted nostalgia goggles for that era than 17 itself I think and from the people making the decisions. The logic of "Oh lets go back to a different era of the cup more people were involved, more people watched, before 18, before patch autism, before half the managers in it were jaded and burnt out - it'll be just the same again" and it really isn't.

Sure it's fixed the old issue most people complained about before that height abuse and Centring Targets was just a free win but instead it's returned the focus to the rest of 17 and why it isn't a good game. Tactically it's a primitive version of later PESes, AIs are flawed, playstyles don't work as they should or do strange things with the COM behaviour on certain trick cards or COM styles. It has a more broken and erratic version of 19's mementum issues, cornerslop is cheap and ruins otherwise decent games and it has a stronger preference than other PESes for giving free 45+ or 90+ goals out of nowhere. It's not a good PES, it's broken and primitive with irritating recurring issues. .

And that's not even getting started on pre-fox aesthetics either. Why do we keep downgrading the unique selling point of the way we're doing PES to increasingly archaic versions that look worse and are even less flexible and more restrictive with what works on them? There's never been more knowledge or possibilities about what we can do with aesthetics but no we have to keep downgrading them because reasons and now want this shit on 15 with more issues and tools needed and less room to innovate to work with newer tech that can do more. .

We NEED the WHEEL

clown pussy

>>527654096
yes

>>527653415
another kereno enjoyer? in my /4ccg/? based?

>>527654096
no no we stay away from that

>>527654068
but I was told on 17 you could run ANYTHING...

>>527654530
you can as long as HA is allowed

>>527652751
>2-0 mementum swings.
I'm sorry were we talking about 17 or 19 here? Wait a minute

>>527654068
I pretty much agree with what you said about 17's flaws, especially the advanced instructions being flawed. There are some good points as well, but it has major issues. The thing is all other PESes have major issues as well, so at this point tactically we're just switching between different things that suck so at least they suck in a fresher way.

>>527653235
>17
Eveything works is a meme. But it has more formation variety than FOX PESs, it's tactically fun to manage
>16
Just goal machine. The last cup played on it made 433 incredibly strong but it's a good PES to use in between cups sometimes.
>19
It's kind of abysmal dogshit depending on patch or no patch and managing on it is frustrating. However that VGL with 2 brackets felt like we finally got the perfect balance to use it (then they ruined it by making a formation ban)

I don't like 21. I can win on it but I just hate the gameplay, and all the patching and formation bans couldn't save it.

How big will the melty be when SHITzai loses to /skg/ later this week?

>>527652664
TowaBaby !hEN.oBXK9w +1225.02
Cipher !!Djml4cwnpng +899.00
BHnk !!o92oJE3QFj2 +797.00
Prow !!MRnxeztQwh0 +547.00
Cagbro !!E7APvJ2jgY0 +462.00
Chicano !E0oxxDHOS6 +355.80
!!GqHPJBwp9wa +317.00
SilverWhale !!991F6GVgCH4 +258.00
Anónimo +203.50
Reso !!iqbqHwCnenp +173.10
Taichi Suzuki +168.00
rabbitrabbit +135.00
hanny chink(gook) +130.00
Psan !!yTQswNA78U+ +117.50
shiddy !!8t+hLRk8T/0 +104.00
Aoba !!Bp7NASSfohs +65.00
DarkElfNinja !!9Ir4w93zUZK +21.00

>>527654068
I had never experienced 17 myself but the specific people shilling it made me skeptical and I was right to be. It's pretty garbage but it does it at least seem respond better to making changes than 19 was.

>>527623841
I've never seen the 'ccg go to these lengths to cover for any manager as they have for Gio sitting at 0 points this league.

>>527654609
They both have it but 19 mementum is predictable and most regularly triggers at a team being 2-0 down, 17 is just lmao we're giving X team 2-3 goals in a quick succession at a random point regardless of how well Y is playing. It plays like a broken and unfinished rubberbanding mechanic that was dropped in 18 and toned down for 19 then dropped entirely for 20 and 21.

>>527655885
people are defending them because they're a western non-gacha team, not because they want to cover for the manager

You're just going to have to come to terms that there is no good PES

>>527656127
Can you post examples? This /vg/ league has had two most dangerous leads total and one of those was /@/'s red card live managing disaster.

>>527653439
I mean, yeah?
Just for the reminder, my settings are 99-89 GGSSS with 77 non medals with 5 on form

>>527655384
Was worth the try

>>527655176
Would be funny even a draw and an /@/ win eliminates him. But I don't trust /skg/ to finish the job.

>>527655760
17 is the most responsive PES to livemanaging changes but most of the time it feels like this isn't intentional or any kind of skill, it's just like lockpicking for the correct combination of sliders on a certain streamer's machine, eventually it unlocks and holds until the other team does it back if they do. It's part of why autopilots have been consistently bad on 17, once you figure out the right combination they can't respond and just get dunked on.

>>527656461
>live managing disaster
>"nooooooo you MUST keep your medal who was yellow carded IN, it doesn't matter that you got a red card, keep him IN"
retard

>>527656672
I don't really know what point you're trying to make. /@/ still lost for reasons that weren't a random unstoppable momentum shift.

>>527656127
I think you got those mixed up. 19 is the one where one team suddenly stops existing, on 17 changes to that are most responsive that's why you will see autos suffer more when they get mementum'd like /dbg/ /snowg/ or /uma/ /alter/ because the game expects them to change things but they can't. On 19 all you can do is play mundo ball and pray.

>>527655885
I care for the team more than the gypsie himself

>>527656672
I think the biggest mistake was to not just replace the full back at half considering how aggressive /@/ is. Anything else after losing one man is armchair manager head canon. But like the other anon said this is not the point.

>>527653235
16: If you only watch your team or at least the full day your team plays on it's fun to watch, casual fans only care about one thing and it's seeing the team score and this is the one. The only people who don't like it are people who watch every single full day or overtest on PES fucking 16. GKs are broken... How about these dumbasses buff GKs stats? Aoba told me buffing reflexes would fix GKs, let's at least try it sometimes.
Only downside would be the aes but I kinda like the old look of pre fox.

19: I like 433 central play, I like my FBs to come up to the front and be useful passing options around the box and my strikers to be good. I also really like creative player AMFs, and how CP SS act in this one. It's the PES where the tactic I like to do is the strongest and behaves how I imagine it would so I like it. This is gonna be the KWAB opinion, but I truly believe changes can be effective on this one and you can (SOMETIMES!!!) mitigate mementum. It also has the defensive advanced instruction which I really like.

I don't like 17 because the AI is fucking retarded. Central throughball play is almost impossible and the team generally passes like the enemy team doesn't exist when in their half. They constantly overshoot throughball passes and it almost seems like they don't know where they are on the pitch at any given time before they're in the box because they'll do throughball where the only possible meeting point is behind the goalkeeper. Crossing is so strong because you can ignore the other team when doing a cross, you just rolldice whatever or not your striker can control the ball or head it in.

What time is ASS?

>>527655885
I can both say that gio is a scumbag merc that should have been perma banned from both 4cc and VGL a long time ago and also say that /hdg/ is a good looking team with a lot of effort put into it that got really unlucky

>>527657076
No one ever expects a red card, no matter how aggressive they play, and most people don't want to do subs at half time.

>>527657123
4:30pm EST

>>527657469
And what is that in a non-flyoverslopstate time?

>>527657547
just ask him how many hours until ass, that would be easier

>>527657469
Thanks.

>>527657547
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=time+until+4%3A30pm+EST

Speaking of /@/ vs /skg/, what has been the worst live managing disaster this VGL so far?
My pick goes to /2hug/ slowly making everything worse against /gfg/ or /pcrg/ not responding at all to /2hug/ losing an entire player.

>>527657667
using wolfram alpha to tell you how many hours until something is crazy

No toxic positivity

>>527656672
I 'member when /gfg/ subbed off two (2) medals in a knockout game and they proceeded to win in eggsdra dime

>>527657829
I hate counting hours and wolfram alpha is quite decent at doing these things before AI became the norm

>>527657718
Activating a fluid formation, conceding a goal immediately and KWABbing out of the cup because of it.

>>527658295
i understand, i was just pointing out that you are doing the equivalent of using a jackhammer to drive in a common nail

>>527658295
>AI became the norm
maybe on planet retard

>finally want to try learning aesthetics again
>know that the second I get overwhelmed I will give up and not try for another year again
fuck

I remembered that someone got wolfram alpha to plot a graph in the shape of Miku

>>527658715
thank god I learned aesthetics when I still had dreams and aspirations and thought I could turn into something and thought I wasn't a total failure retard genetic dead end that should be killed 20 times over because you would be just like you with aesthetics if I tried to learn them now

>>527658990
rude

>>527659284
sorry meant to say I would be just like you didn't mean to be rude

The main thing I appreciate about 17 is that changes do make a difference and you can play different ways. What I don't like is that sometimes the game decides all of the are shit because your CBs suddenly forgot how to respond to pressure and give up a free turnover into goal.

>>527660646
I love when my CBs randomly become retarded for no fucking reason

>>527639092
Destroyer CF meta

>>527658715
*notices your cardheads*
perhaps you'd like some one on one tuition? owo

>>527661193
Do these even exist?
I would probably take one

>>527639092
Purple condition will make you worse (The King Is Exempt).

>>527661584
Unironically this would be the only way I would be willing to learn aes shit.

oh well I'm just going to try raw dogging learning aesthetics again, will report back when I gave up or was successful

SEX was banned from the vgl, but is RAPE still legal?

>>527662693
i'm gonna raw dog you

>>527663629
Yeah she is on /nikg/

>another gacha team with fbms
Why are all of these teams so allergic of actual kits? Why does it always have to be the characters in full, no respect for lore.

>>527664167
wait a minute... the belt and hat on the second one from the left...

>>527664167
what gacha teams arent all FBMs?

>>527664263
Shut the FUCK up

>>527664356
You're not going to like the answer but /lcg/

>>527664471
maybe all FBM teams aren't so bad...

>>527664471
they are also the worst-looking gacha team
I hope that answers the question from above

>>527664471

>>527664528
>saying that when fuckhuge chibi models /nikg/ and /bag/ exist

>>527664356
You mean in terms of actual FBMs or just having proper kits? Because I think there are a few that are all FBMs but also use proper footy kits.

>>527664528
/nikg/ is far and away the ugliest gacha, probably the ugliest team in the whole league.

>>527664732
They need to bring their height down a bit, I nooticed one of the /nikg/ players is shorter than the rest and looks really well unlike the tall behemoths right beside her.

>>527665286
it scales with the actual player height

>>527665002
does /nikg/ even do the thing /bag/ does with the actual kits? because i legitimately couldn't tell if they even use kits at all to be honest

>my chibishit is better than your chibishit
Amusing

>>527649778
CORN VILLAGE
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

raw dogging ASS tonight~

>when your all FBM gacha team has a sensible kit

Feels good being a Kemonochad.

nvm I'm already giving up
I will try again next year

>>527667019
unfortunately sensible kits don't translate to success

>LimbKWAB unretires his medal after "emotional send-offf" months ago
kekaroooooooo

>>527667239
Wasn't that player voted off the team by the thread, too?

>>527667239
>thinking his team's success was thanks to that medal and not the keeperbabbying that happened every match
kekypow!

>>527667612
>limbab thinking any part of his sucess wasn't just insane luckshit with penalities, other team medals sent off and getting 3 back to back autopilot teams in a pes autopilots are generally bad
ftfy

>>527665002
>probably the ugliest team in the whole league.
Nah, st/ink/ has that award on lock.

>>527667893
How can /ink/ be ugly when they were part of the /cute/ tag team?

>>527668008
most of /cute/ is ugly desu, /2hug/ is the only exception

The basic head tutorial on the blender tutorials page is already filtering me

>>527667893
I think /ink/ is CUTE!

>>527668008
designated ugly fat friend

>>527669604
splatoon is just visually ugly the artstyle is trash and straight out of the 2010s lazy western 3d art slop bin, I don't understand how anyone can find it appealing

>>527665002
/ink/ is pretty ugly looking. I think /smbg/ was looking soulful with only the heads and kits now it looks kinda ugly FMBs too. /fgog/ is always a mess of FMBs, /uma/ needs to have all their medals be FMBs that don't match their kits, all chibi teams are ugly too.

>>527669746
So true. Crimson's brain is melted from all the gooning

>>527669746
You forgot to mention that you are gay btw

>>527670176
This is almost /trash/ adjacent, might as well be a step away from just fapping to globohomo artstyle slop

>>527670176
those bodies are nothing like their in-game characters

>>527671209
Agreed, Shiver tits are not flat enough.

Are there even chibis in Nikke? I keep seeing ba chibis posted but I have never seen them for nikke, only fat bitches in Live2D

>>527671340
I thought Nikke only had one fat bitch in Elegg

>>527671340
I believe they are only used in one mode in the game but I don't play the game so I could be wrong.

>>527664528
Good looking: /@/, /akg/, /dbg/, /gfg/, /kfg/, /pmmm/, /snowg/, /uma/
Mid: /bag/, /esg/, /fgog/, /hbr/, /mjg/, /psg/
Bad looking: /alg/, /fgoalter/, /gbfg/, /gbpen/, /hsrg/, /lcg/, /nikg/, /pcrg/, /zzz/

>>527671738
This seems incredibly arbitrary.

>>527671738
do this for all teams

>>527671738
You forgot both teams that died in qualifiers, but they are both bad looking anyways.

>>527672004
the criteria is teams he likes vs teams he doesn't like

>>527672004
Yeah because I'm just putting them down into whichever category pops up when I look through the team list
>>527672028
Good looking: /ggg/, /gig/, /hdg/, /skg/, /utg/, /vn/, /vrg/
Mid: /2hug/, /aceg/, /ddg/, /egg/, /hanny/, /hgg2d/, /ksg/, /llsifg/, /mggg/, /nepgen/, /tf2g/, /wtg/, /xivg/
Bad looking: /domg/, /drg/, /ink/, /mmcg/, /omg/, /pg/, /smbg/, /smtg/, /wowg/

>>527672642
xDDDD

>>527670176
You literally posted the least unattractive girl from that game, you must be baiting

>>527672869
why are you laughing

chibies are trash whether you like it or not

>>527669897
/smbg/ is weird for me because the models themselves are clearly better now but I much preferred their uniforms over the full body kits they have now

I like the new /smbg/

I honestly just really dislike chibi models.
I get that some teams for small gachas cannot afford to have any better but don't tell me /bag/ doesn't have hundreds of models laying around to replace these fat bitches with ugly faces with.

new /smbg/ is soulless

Aesthetics peaked with /tekgen/, they are memorable and unique.

>>527673507
Koikatsu exists so any primarily female gacha can get models.

>>527673507
True, all chinese and korean gacha have official MMDs released by their parent companies, they don't have an excuse.

>>527654530
they say johnny plumber won a star with a 10-0-0 in the frigid winter of '17

>>527671738
hmmmm nyo

My sink is clogged, which manager should I call?

>>527674656
taba

>>527674656
Myuer, his payrate is cheap enough for you to afford, more if you want an extra puppet team.

>>527674656
Suule

>>527667564
I checked the threads during the games and a lot of posts were crying about how shit the new medals are and how people are retarded for voting him off

Can someone please explain KEKYPOW to my 5 year old
He likes reading this thread as practice but even I don't know what it means

>>527675379
Shit that makes no sense like /pw/ talk

>>527675379
GayGay...

>>527675204
And that's why medals tied to a gacha main story is a bad idea.

>>527675801
And that's why _________ gacha ________ bad___.
ftfy

>>527674656
JB

>Four teams guarantee through (/bag/, /smtg/, /fgog/ and /gfg/)
What went right?
>Four teams confirmed dead (/hdg/, /pg/, /nepgen/ and /mjg/)
What went wrong?

I only play one gacha. Am I redeemable?

>>527677286
mmmm nyo

>>527672642
>Good looking
>/vn/
Hello, L'av

So how many freak pics is Freakie going to post this ass

[great news] ASS will be allowing call-ins because most of VGLco died since matchday ended

>>527671502
>he doesn't know

>/lcg/ cheated

>>527679997
They cheated before they even debuted. Tell us something we don’t know.

chat: when 18
QD: uh there's stuff and it messes with your graphics card stuff and like it's unfixable and there's like stuff

>>527680430
>chat
O GIO

[Plumber-ending News] Nomo is NOT entertaining the 15 crowd.

>>527680430
I don't understand why he's talking like 18 would imply the second coming of Spring 19 when the next cups had a ruleset precisely made to address the slurp issue

[sad news] VGL 25 on PES 15 confirmed

merbrush: quick join the chat with the flair, that way no one will call you a merc
myuer: yes, my lover

>>527680760
Plumbersisters we got too cocky

>>527588098
He's just off work, he's very chatty when he isn't working.

>>527664356
/gfg/

[happy news] VTL10 on PES 21 confirmed

>>527680861
Yes it was only the first cup on 18 that had 2.5 goal average. After the ruleset fix GPM increased to 3.5+.
But any excuse not to use a usable PES because of trauma.

I was so busy fapping I didn't even realize ASS had started.

Mantis the Merc

[ASS news]: Mantis being called out for being the original MERCBRUSH

MERCTIS THE MERC

>>527681929
>>527681956
>>527682050
what happened?

VGLco admits: /llisfg/ is the /lgbt/ of VGL

>>527681559

[old news] /llsifg/ the original mickey mouse frauds. Plumber era /gbfg/

QD was raped by Bitten

>>527682336
Troonsoup confirmed

>>527682336
love live is faggot shit so I'm not really surprised

[Bald News] Dtroit confirmed bald

>>527682548
How can they see his hair when he's stuck in the cave?

Would The Mendoza Line be a GK or gold on /ass/?

[Great news] ASS admits that gacha = the bad guys (usually)

O KERMIT

[Sad News] KWABer is getting sent to the spanknausseum.

[Sad News] Shiddy is gone

[Shit news] QD is spreading his ass and wiping it right now.

my gacha team - good guys
your gacha team - bad guys

just opened the stream what happened during /gbpen/'s turn for there to be so many yellow guys

[Hypothetical News] /akg/ is on +10 GD

>>527684929
The only thing standing between /alg/ and a roster spot is /gbpen/

[opinion] /pmmm/ vs not-gsg is literally Hitler vs Stalin

>>527671738

I'll be the first to admit that /hsrg/ does in fact look like doo doo ass cheeks aesthetically. I've been too lazy of a fuck to make them look good. I've slowly transitioned some players into heads with regular kits/custom skin colors but I've been dragging my feet. I do have new kits made (thanks to the guy who made the stadium)

>>527685042
grim

VGLco please force /mmcg/ caretaker to fix the fucking wiki page roster

Any news?

>>527685184
merc

>>527685184
this is 4chan youre allowed to say shit, and nigger
then again we do have some zoomers who unironically censor ass with ahh so were cooked

>>527685184
>I've slowly transitioned
congrats sis

>>527685285
>complaining about censoring
>censors "fucked" with "cooked"
lil bro... just put the fries in the bag

>>527685285
my mom says i can't use those words

VGLco please kill /mmcg/'s caretaker and also the team, thanks.

>>527685375
i thought cooked was just a word on its own as a meaning for a failure, it was a fuck censorship?

[BREAKING] denko doesn't care if /mmcg/ doesn't update their wiki page

>>527685546
you either are cooking or get cooked unc

>>527685042
But who wants /alg/ to have a roster spot

My nyonnas /mmcg/ had a 3-reply POI(only 2 of those being positive), how the fuck is that team in?

>>527685665
pet team

>>527685645

>>527685285
nyoner

[sad news] fuck face says it's okay to merc /mmcg/

>>527685749
Post baldiyose in assfuckers

Fuckass says merc /mmcg/

One of the retards who was playing minecraft during the downfall should merc the team instead, fuck Collietroon

[Merc News] Ramen "Toki" Raisin says it would be really easy to merc and come up with ideas for /mmcg/ but he won't do it.

[TRVKE NEWS] Denko is still doing absolutely fuck all about the oversize chibi models that were supposed to be reigned in after VGL 23.

>>527685749
Wtf

How old is Beebs

>>527686110
under 18

[Obituary] We are sad to announce that Beebs' keyboard is no longer with us. It is survived by 15 bottles of lotion and 40 anime figurines still on his desk.

[Technical support news] Beebs doesn't know how to toggle Onscreen Keyboard.

[Beebs News] Beebs broke his keyboard and is sad. Mentioned /4ccg/ despite not knowing what it is or what site it resides on.

[/trv/ news] Reso is sending Kiyose to Turkey

[Erotic news] Beebs came all over his keyboard.

Kiyose should feel proud, since now she won't have to clean my cum stains from her hair everytime she gives me a bj.

Beebs came on his keyboard during a gooning session with cipher and broke it

this thread sucks ass

>>527686394
ok how u know?

>>527685749
I want to cum on the top of her head

['ccg news] Anonymous thinks thread sucks.

>>527686423
just look at all this GARBAGE
>>527686464
shut the fuck up retard

>>527686575
Creakie...

[Memory Lane] /akg/ the former terrorists

>>527686672
stop with the jerkin man

[Fetish News] Streakie likes 'em bald.

Is this thread really what the cup stands for?

Fellowship of journalists, we are drastically slowing down ASS. We need to stop reporting unless the news is GRIM.

>>527686793
BBW = Big Bald Women

>>527686793
KIYOSE-SAN GET DOWN

punch mambo

TOTAL MAMBO DEATH

['ccg news] Local anon wants to assault mambo with his fist

>>527686850
Nice concern troll attempt, vglcoid. YWNBOTFLT5M (you will never be on topic for longer than 5 minutes)

This has been a great league so far for the "I've still got one more in me" crowd.

[Hillarious News] /akg/ still have a worse last 10 game than /pg/

/akg/ - W:2 D:5 L:3 Pts:11
/pg/ W:4 D: 2 L:4 Pts: 14

>>527687162
KWABdo...

[Mendoza Line news] The Mendoza Line has been mentioned.

[Heartwarming News] New Viewer Thinks All Teams Are Equal And Have A Chance

[News] Because of Streak's taste for bald people, Kiyose-san has gone into hiding.

[Predictive News] Gio just ragequit /hdg/

[Breaking News] ASS will soon be banned when Mario Goatse appears on stream

[ASS NEWS] :doroshit:

[ASS & ass News] Nomo likes mario spreading his red asshole

[VERY IMPORTANT NEWS] i pooped

[Clueless News] I don't know what the stream is about anymore.

[Good News] https://files.catbox.moe/fuuk2f.webm

[Surprising News] Denko thinks it would be "peak" if /hbr/ wins vs /@/

>>527687873
I have to ask someone, why are his balls so huge?

[Dementia News] Toki thinks /utg/ - /fgog/ happened today, calls the match his "favorite match of today"

[Breaking News]
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[Plumber news] Reso is happy that plumber players are doing good this tournament.

[Sad News] Former /utg/ gold medal Sans Undertale now working at local Mc Donald's

[Heartbreaking News] Streak had his cummed on keyboard stolen and gets bullied out of ASS

KWABkie

'acial 'iscrimination 'n 'he 'ord

post this on ass chat
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[National celebration] /nepgen/ died in two games.

>>527641256
It takes a warped mind to be even interested in dealing with konami's spaghetti coding.

[:doroshit: News] /nepgen/ are heading for qualifiers

>>527688683
[KWAB News] /pg/ was raped in the sizzling summer of '25

[Armageddon for Beebs's reputation News] Beebs is a diehard /nepgen/ believer and lifer

[Important News] I love ass

[Architect News] Streak is getting fatter.

[Streakie News] Streakie has had no food since Saturday because his BBW gf ate it all

>>527688683
/nepgen/ would've advanced easily if they were /blancgen/ instead

[Sad news] Streak is Anorexic

[Sad news] The matrices got lost up Denko's ass

>>527689203
So that why he loves BBWs, he takes up their fat and nutrients Cell-style.

[Streamer News] Cipher is ugly

[Surprising News] Cipher is an NTRchad, ASS rejoice

[Breaking news] Cipher is a fat ugly faceless bastard.

[Sad news] ASS will be replacing all reporters with AI, this is the last official post

>>527689736
@grok is this true

[Happy News] The AI reporters were raped by me.

[NTR News] QD got cucked by Streakie in NTRposting

>>527689823
OP is a faggot.

Cipher pastebin https://web.archive.org/web/20170310185909/https://pastebin.com/LbKJchvE

[Height Preference News] Reso likes them short and sweet

>>527661584
>>527662246
I'm always up for teaching people in the aescord (or even here), although I'd prefer you to at least attempt to go through the tutorials first so we don't have to do everything from absolute zero.

[syad nyews] /pcrg/ nyot gyood acyording tyo tyoki

[ASS NEWS] /pcrg/ is the worst team in the league in every aspect

[Music news] Toki thinks /psg/ is one of the worst teams of all time with bad results, music and roster

[Sad News] The /trash/ /vglg/ lewdposting thread died after 3 threads

>>527690426
[Aoba News] WHAT

[FAKE NEWS] Beebs knows what /4ccg/ is

[Beebs news] Beebs browses the 'ccg despite not knowing where the thread is located.

[Sad News] Beebs is getting his hope up for /gfg/ again.

[Beebs news] Beebs talk about things that never happened on the 'ccg

[family guy news] hehe lois remember that time when /gfg/ was good

[Breaking News] The knockouts will be renamed to the knock-ups according to Beebs.

>>527686839
'fraid so

[Happy news] /ss13g/ mentioned

[Grim news] Toki calls VGL X-2 "ex two" instead of "twenty"

Toki melty on the ass uh oh

XX was better eat my ass ramen

[Unfortunate news] VGLco wants to waste money on a stupid fucking Cameo for VGL

[good news for Streak] CaseOh VGL cameo confirmed

Who?

[Hype News] Knockouts hype to feature a Kevin Nash YouTube Poop

Is it true?

[Blast from the past] In the sweltering summer of 1992, Kevin Nash got raped in the harsh streets of Detroit.

[Kevin Nash Cameo] Keven Nash wishes well to Streakie92 for attending therapy and hopes that he stays cool this sweltering summer, before introducing the /gbpen/ /pmmm/ final.

[Heartbreaking News] Nomo could not withstand his childhood hero Kevin Nash being raped and gaped in the blistering hot summer of 1992 and had to step away to weep off-stream

[Curious news] the /gbpen/ emote keeps shooting the chat

[PES News] Aoba modded 2017 to give more frequent red cards and break /akg/ tactics

[Heartwarming News] Streak actually had sex in the summer of 2025

>>527692721
So the rumours were true?

Beebs are you a tester for /bag/?

[Sad News] VGLco is revealed to have a serious rape problem

>>527692749
'fraid so

>>527692749
Yes, Crimson is indeed The_Black_Man.

>>527692951
wtf how did beebs see this?

>>527693034
>>527693053
Terrifying.

[Conspiracy theory] Aoba and Foreground changed something to make PES 17 more dogshit

[ASS NEWS] /uma/ will not be a pet team next vgl

[Pet news] Toki confirms /uma/ will no longer be a pet team, that is because /umalter/ is the new pet.

[Pet team news] wowg SHAFTED for pet team /uma/

>>527692721
the virginity is off the ass

[streamer news] O STREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMEEERRRRR

post this on ass chat or you're all cowards and bitches

>>527693813
You owe me 1000$

>>527694229
can I fuck your wife instead?

https://youtube.com/shorts/F5W5YTaQRuE
O STREAMER

>>527694229
i own you nothing
i still remember the posts on the 'cord

not enough ass on ASS

>>527694361
this one is better, post it

>>527694286
Sounds like a proper payment to me! All I can say is yabba dabba doo!!!

>>527694309
Yeah and?

>>527694361
this one is shit, don't post it

>>527694361
Headcanon ulala.

Ass?

Ass!

^ terrible post

https://cdn.donmai.us/original/99/0c/__nagae_iku_touhou_drawn_by_starraisins__990ca0220df7965aa33444df460b164a.jpg
This one is better than the previous ones, post it

>>527694726
nigger, ew

This thread is booty

>>527694726
thanks

>>527694908

>>527694838
Don't post it because he didn't dare to post it in here without the link

>>527694908
are the rumors true?

>>527694954
enjoy

[heavy news] Streak refuses to post further asses

[KWABASS News] Massive reverse jinxing going on to save /lcg/

>>527695026
I have no idea what the rumor is so I'm inclined to say: 'Fraid so.

>>527695194
Hey, Sou. I'm not allowed to post in the rule suggestion page, but what about lower Form for taller players in Green bracket? Allow for a couple extra centimeters if the manager is willing to trade that player being purple/blue way more often.

[Limbus News] Reso and Toki are raping Limbab live

[Limbab news] Limbab getting exposed on ASS as a non-ball knower

[Wunderhouse news] /vn/ and /lcg/ are abysmal dogshit longball slop teams with no idea of what to do

/lcg/ - Luck Crap General

RATE /ink/ you FRAUDS

hmmmmmmm…
nyo

DENKO RATE /INK/ NOW

/zzz/ Midcup:
Added a black guy model for each girl in the team.

/2hug/ were the last valid winners, to win then still advance from groups in the following league. /gbfg/ bottomed their group after winning, /lcg/ pending the doing the exact same.

TALK ABOUT THE BACK 3 FRAUDS

[stink news] Denko the Raped rates /ink/

>>527695026
enough with this meme

[sad news] QD's old age has reached his fingers. He's struggling to use a keyboard.

TALK ABOUT STREAK'S ASS NOW

The biggest robbery of this league so far is /lcg/ luckshitting that 90+ against /ink/, they deserve to be in the spoon race

[Gay News] Reso is going to hold RHS's wrinkly old balls

Beebs please sniff Streak

toki meltdown unironically

Shouldn't have left /vn/ if you didn't want them to lose :^)

lav be like

reso melty

Reso so mad his English is starting to break down

>rance scüred free! rance scüred free! how it that not an üpset
lie status?

[Suicidal News] Streak

The cuck chair spoke!

[happy news] Aoba escaped the spanknasium

[sad news] Streak standing on the ledge

[bnuuy news] VGLco keeps posting snowbunnies in the 'cord

wow streak sounds normal for once
and not like a twink

[Shit News] /bag/ emotes are getting posted

[Sad news] Karabellum has dodged his raping because /dbg/ gets all the attention

[German Bedtime News] One day, a purple rance scüred free, so das Hodenverstummelung came to him and obliterated his testicles. He now has no testicles. And an üpset.

[The RAPED news]: Streakie is having a melty over dbg hanny

[Cringe News] That Streakie manifesto wasn't funny nor inspiring, it felt weird as fuck.

Streak with his players after the /dbg/ match ended.

[Inspiring news] Anonymous still refuses to post /bag/ emotes

>>527696930
>das kinder

[Shocking News] Cipher has an uncanny similar voice to Doyes

[Kinky News] Cucumber play in ASS

[No one cared News] Cogbrush talked

[Good News] /nikg/ is heading to qualifiers, KWABellum takes yet another team down to qualifiers but this can't switch back to /ggg/ because they get stuck in qualifiers

[Shonen news] Streakz has lost all his power jsut before facing RAPEbellum again.

/nikg/ vs /dbg/ is literally Vegeta vs Goku

[Gay News] Turkbellum and Mercbrush kissing in chat.

[Mendoza Line news] The Mendoza Line has been updated.

[Sad News] Beebs and QD don't know each other

[HRT News] Roonsoup

[Great News] Vtubers don't stream anymore

[Breaking News] Sonii is a bat

Sonii feet: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122926525

gooning over feet on ASS rn

[HRT News] Ramen will troon out by the end of 2026

Denko post this please >>527588440

Denko post this please

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, Taba is a shitty annoying faggot and ASS shouldn't make excuses for him.

toki known footfag

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, Beeb should rape Taba

When do we get Beebs psychoanalysis of Bowling?

[Beebs news] Beebs love mentally ill people.

>>527698946
Then why does Beebs never psychoanalyse the other three ones?

Nobody cares about these fags, get on with the group talk.

Safe for stream.

Bowling forces his shit too much, not funny at all.

[Sad news] VGLco is still shilling the sex = good actually narrative

Q.A. this time should just be ASS reading all the breaking news

>>527623841
This has been fact checked and verified as TOTAL CÖPE by Reso

>>527699508
watch how zero shotnaldo will get a purple and then /akg/ dies

>>527699670
Imagine the üpset

>>527699670
Praying for an /akg/ loss. I'm desperate for the melty.

[World Peace News] Taba is still muted.

[BASED news]: Toki not fond of the blacks

[News] Streakie lost his mind after Beebs mentions interracial pornography

[Truth News] That WAS the manager, but the ASSfuckers are coping about it.

What's your favorite Italian brainrot?

PES15 when?
can you kill 17?

Is it true Nomo is your alternative personality Denko

Why haven't you done anything about
1) the state of the 'cord, it's still dogshit and not moderated properly
2) the large chibi models that still haven't been shrunk
3) fuck 17, 21 next

Thoughts?

Can you call the coomplainer above me a faggot?

Thoughts?

not good enough KWABoki, shrink them more

[Chibi news] ASS have resized the chibi models but only by 25% so it's still a problem because it's not noticeable enough

can we have sou as a streamer for every match

Which teams are looking finals material

If I were to threaten you right now that I'm going to do something to the shitpost box, would you believe me?

You doing anything special for VGL25?

Is your family like this?

What does it feel like flushing money down the toilet for JPEGs that won't exist in 5 years?

Denko please don't moderate the 'cord or you'll get raped

What teams have failed to notify their thread?
What teams have yet to update their wiki?

How big is Breebtista's dick

When are you sending people to the spanknasium for not updating their wiki page

>last time there was issues with the 'cord
err last night with the fatposting?

>>527700909
it's okay to not update the wiki actually also make your roster random shit colors because uh... le minecraft ok?
nomo said this on ASS word for word also ramen

When will the VGL cut off all DEI employees and volunteers?

In your opinion was the strangest most off-meta export to ever get a Top 4 appearance inn a vgl

rate this horse

>>527701046
Spelling mistake don't answer this question.

>>527701109
very secondary taste

[Pride Monthly] Cipher and another guy were fucking around.

Is coffee good for you?

>>527701118
fuck

you is being them disgrace. i is longtime contribute a vgl, you behave and shutt to up me with the picayune nonsense? all be laugh at you?

Can you post Le Malin? Thanks Cipher

hey ASS would you make me a sandwich?

If 25 is on PES 21 then how do you get round the 343 issue without doing anything retarded like banning formations again, because that went great in VGL 19 didn't it?

Will there be a poll at the end of the 'eague where we can vote for improvements on the 'eague?

When are we getting a World Cup for vgl

>>527701323

Is there any [Heartwarming News] about executions at the end of this league?

>>527701519
roonsoup will get executed

thoughts about this?
https://x.com/vvvivlosuma/status/1934701797647745206
also when is aoba getting sent to the rape dungeon?

When are we getting the omega vgl (64 teams)?

"You got two weeks" as multiple teams still haven't updated from VGL 23

[Sad news] Beebs dick is 5cm long

[Sad News] Beebs has a microdick

Which caretakers/managers look the most breedable to Beebs the breeder this vgl

Why is the VGL so gay?

BBStreak SHOCKED by Beebs cock.

[Eyebrow Raising News] Despite having a microdick, Beebs is a breeder
Does size matter? More to follow.

What's the next chapter in the breeder story for this VGL?

Thoughts on the state of the gaming industry?

Reminder that size is just a number

>>527701987
/nepgen/ reference!

shit references shit, fitting

Question (real): what the FUCK is the survival round thing called? Hell's Wild Card? Survival Round? Spanknasium? Chance time? Bejita Brawlout?

Real question: Why did you unmute Taba?

If you all were to goatse right now, who would have the largest diameter?

Fake question: What is the best way to get a date with Streak?

>>527702391
BoB easily, his ass is always hurting and torn

>>527702453
overeat

Most wanted commentator that has never commentated in VGL before?

Least wanted commentator that won't stop commentating VGL now?

thoughts?

>>527702190
Petition to change the Survival Round from Hell's Wildcard to the Spanknasium

[Surprising News] Beebs hates Boris with a burning passion and shits on him live on air

>>527702453
just like with any black man have a big ass and be fat

Thoughts?

>>527703196

Thoughts?

How fat are you all?

>>527703196
Streak here, just gooned to this. Got more?

>>527703262
post your tag and I'll feed you more in dms

When is Lav being sent to the Falklands?

Quick, choose a chat"person" to kill, shoot fast!

When is baseball coming back?

>>527702640
I choose Shondo's mom.

>>527703423
Honest answer? When streakie stops being depressed or someone else does it.

Question: Why are there fucking vtumors in my VGL show?

You get to sign one 4CC commentator on loan that hasn't commentated VGL before, who? Everyone on ASS do it.

>>527702640
Shondo

>>527703423
When is a laptop being put down the nutty putty cave so dtroit can do more basketball?

>>527703587
Sharto more like lol

Can we get a full booth of only British commentators for the next /vn/ match?

Mint is shit lmao

when is SsethTzentech commentating the VGL?

favorite guy in mario kart world?

Will the council give a statement about the /egg/ manager having a girlfriend?

>>527703196
based

Stop banning me for posting Pipkin Pippa holy shit

[happy news] boris will remove the shitty football wins again song from the vglel

>pot calling the kettle black
lol

Fucking disgusting
Question: ASSfucker's opinions on the fatshitter? Streak should refrain from talking.

[FIRST FUCKASS news]: Toki raping FIRST FUCKASS and 4cc commentary they will never recover

thoughts?

>>527703923
Stop banning me for po-:doroshit:

Beebs and ASS hates you if you commentate 4CC

>>527703790
HEY HEY PEOPLE

[Gooner question] Would /nikg/ be better if they added stellar blade to their team, like when /gfg/ added jefooty?

Who's on the rape list?

Who is the first one in the council that will get married?

>>527704142
Yes.

>>527704026
Based pubes

[Slurper Question] Do you prefert flat as a washboard, or barely noticeable mounds?

[Shit News] Cogbrush

/egg/ manager hide your GF from Freakie

KILL ROONSOUP

Thoughts?

[Political News] Beebs was a fan of Bush

>>527704661
The greatest RTTC team to ever do it

not using that /bag/ emote, not using shit, nope

Shan't be using that shit waving emote.

[freakie news] He loves 4ccg and vglco

Dogshit goal horn.

kino goal horn

Absolute dogshit "song"

The way it says "Atsui" is pleasant in a weird way but it's shitty wub wub music and also a /bag/ goalhorn, so I'll be giving it a big thumbs down.

>>527704248

>>527706035
Japanese streakie

I though Shondo was a man until I googled it.

WHERE'S THE VOD?

>>527706252
There's a man behind the vtuber avatar you know?

Thanks for the VOD.

>>527706035
>that kind of comment over some k-pop fuck doll looking bitch
Absolutely devoid of soul

[Tragic News] TheBird has been BETRAYED by VGLco and TRAPPED in the Spanknassium for the foreseeable.

New thread when?

https://x.com/BROWNDUST2_JP/status/1934565329675731129

when is /bd2g/ getting a team?

>>527707168

>>527707260
next vgl ;)

>>527707168
CAGED

>>527707168
GAPED BIRD

Still survival round. No one calls it anything else.

When was the last time these were created?

>>527708679
We need an autist that wants to BE

>page 10
>>527709106
>>527709106