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>>527572191>NewsFahkumram Gameplay Trailer + Armor King teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
Season 2 Spring & Summer Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60
>Patch Noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1303
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1308
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363
>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page
>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/
>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation
>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 Important key moves for each character and easy comboshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#
>>527692690 (OP)Boke is everything
OSAKAARRRRRRR WAKE UPPPPP
Jin-senpai...take off your pants.
I didn't want this for you Michael. I knew Ikeda would have to get involved in all this, and Shimbori.... well, is Shimbori. I spent my whole life... shitting on our fans, telling them- don't ask me for shit. I don't apologise for that.
asuka dies because i fuck here pussy so hard
>>527692690 (OP)How much art is there of this...
>>527694057harada spittin for once?
Tekken 7 won
Tranny 8 died
>>527693005>>527694785...having a good time!
>>527694785Wtf I haven't seen this win pose
we know... you still play season 2
this is what happens when you guys stop talking about men
women are better in every way
if women were better in every way, why aren't they born with a cock???????????????
Lowhigh and ulsan are being frauded out in NA ranked...
feminine penis is an oxymoron
I'm ready for another weekend of tekkino this weekend yup the train won't be stopping for awhile
I'm ready to not watch tekken 8 again
>>527699685D-D-D-DEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
What do you think of Harada's work on Tekken overall? I like how he puts himself out there as other fighting game developers feel kinda like faceless entities who communicate only through those that serve them.
>>527694057>Fuma Holy shit i can't believe anyone on twatter actually has good taste.
Fucking based.
>Harada starts to deflect to LidiaGod i hate boomers.
>>527702116my wife looks exactly like that
A social media poster said Pakistan deserves to have a fighter in Tekken
Thoughts?
>>527702260Pakistan is about to be nuked by Israel soon so it's an irrelevant thought.
>>527702539israel has nukes?
>>527702012He shouldn't be communicating with brown people, it always ends in disaster.
>>527702729Never
I dont actually own Tekken 8
>>527702729im at around 400 days
I just ate dominos im fat asf
when will harruda put tekken 6 on steam
your playstyle
determines my plugstyle
>>527703403in the air tonight
>be born
>instantly get a wife
this shit is so fucking unfair
guys, speedkicks is getting embarassed by the koreans..
>>527703893she will look something like this though
would you rather have a mutt baby or an inbred baby
>>527704091arslan's cousin is hot though. i'd like to believe that he wasn't lucky and that most paki women are beautiful
Uh oh Japs are upset with atif bullying the greenie Asuka and is doing something about it
Atif ban?
https://x.com/Harada_TEKKEN/status/1934775783224168885?t=ycBT1QlgN5eKfL88nGiZ9A&s=19
Bitch-made faggot
there's no turning back tonight
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>>527704996I agree with osaka
I used to flirt with my cousin a lot. We would have fucked but it would be way too risky if anyone found out. She has only got hotter with time. Fml.
what's wrong with you my nigga
>>527705206what caused this? and yes this is a faggot game nobody has tits besides asuka, all have the same fridge body too
>>527705527>noo where are the women I must jerk off
shit's going viral, it's over for Kuso 8
>>527705527replies to the bamco esports tweet of atif spamming rocket launcher against some greenie
>>527705661BASED TMM
WE FUCK MEN IN THE TEKKEN COMMUNITY
that asuka player forgot that this is a 3d game
Anna deconfirmed for tekken 9
>>527705661NO SHIT RETARD THERE ARE LIKE 5 BURLY EDGELORDS FOR EVERY FEMALE CHARACTER NUMBNUTS
>>527705921This is a MAN'S game.
Go back to Street Fighter, BAGOOSH!
>>527705862someone edit murray's face onto jin
>>527706008tmm would suck kazuya's steaming demon cock
and thats BASED
MASKUUUUU
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oh yes
>I can tell he doesn't play very much, many mistakes.
LowHigh pretty much just called Speedkicks shit at the game..
Sadly a problem for many NA players that they just give up on anything and everything when there is any resistance and if things aren't perfect. They give up on Tekken cause of a bad patch then jump on another game until that also has a bad patch and give up on it as well..Speedkicks, Ty, Racoon have all done it already.
Speedkicks has a real job (internship) and a gf (male) while Lowhigh plays dekken full time, apples and oranges
lowhigh is on his way to being the next jdcr lmao
>female characters are the best they ever looked
>everyone wants more male characters
>>527706975we are all closeted gay muslims here, tourist. yes, we hate women
I stand with Israel actually
I stand and you're on your knees, sucking
>>527707386I also stand with Israel (because brown people made being an anti-semite cringe)
>>527706675Speed has been very publicly enjoying our game instead, this is not the own you think it is tekbro
>>527707454would love to do this with Lingcutie
>>527708031devil murray would be a cool dlc pick
Thank you for all the support.
I'm getting used to losing.
I don't know why but I feel like there is a kind of barrier to qualify EWC.
This year, I don't want to complain but all the situation feels like bad luck.
Probably I was super lucky last year.
I miss home.
landon was nowhere to be seen the entirety of t7 and now all of a sudden in t8 twitch chatters suck his dick like mad wtf happened
>>527709525show your spread asshole
>>527709525i can tell by the defeatism that this is a cbm tweet
>>527709525I'm Content With Losing Too
>>527709609I knew about him solely because he got pegged by that tranny who said that Shadow was a nigger.
what's wrong with getting dicked down by a shemale?
cuz it's not a futa, it's a man
only futas get to top
>>527709609the ego boost of getting carried to tgp and tgo by fahk turned him into diet speedkicks and brainlets think word salad means genius
you know futas dont exist
>Futafag calling other people gay
Grow up and start jerking off to traps like a real man.
>>527709525You know Tibetano only won because Asuka is BEYOND BRAINDEAD and BUSTED right now
>>527710387I know...
and I CAN'T upload images I wanna cry
alright boys. my final conclusion on vegemite. Its good.
Initially when it arrived earlier today. I just slapped a bunch of it on toast. I took a bite and was disgusted, like i had a reaction to it. I looked around and its normal for me to react like that. I took a different approach. I added butter to my toast this time. That made the difference that was needed. I added a thin layer of vegemite and the combination with it plus butter is nice.
you will never be australian
Still funny as fuck that Asuka went from a defensive character with a 0 on block jab to the absolute gorilla that she is now i just 1 game cycle.
I hardly see Asukas use the thing she was most known(her parries) anymore because they all just gas it now.
I feel like we kinda memed it into existence a bit.
>>527710330the whole network of speedkick orbiters is annoying as fuck. goddamn
im el salvadorian in los angeles. i main king, im also 5'10 and weigh 190lbs
>>527710969>(her parries)read that as her penis haha
>>527710969parries aren't the most well-known thing about her lil bro
exposed myself im ashamed
there is something wrong with me
I don't think I should feel this way everyday
Where do I go with this pain of mine?
removing chicken actually made parries bad
The doctors couldn't help me
everything I hate is everything I am
I deserve misery and I got it
i hate fags but i wanna be railroaded by a muscular shemale and someday soon it will happen
OIP
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i could never envision myself being topped by a crossdressing man
i wish futas were real
im going to tokyo next week im scouting the ladyboy market and itโs really underwhelmingโฆ
search for newhalfs not ladyboys
>>527694057Yoga class mommy perfected.
>Be bushin in ranked
>fight a GoD on his alt trying to rank up clive
>He destroys me the first two rounds and gets cocky
>Pull off a comeback
>Don't rematch while he's seething
there are no better feelings than this
dead game dead general dead genre
Bros, is there a way for a Tekken character to get into the new Sonic game? It would do well for us
no one wants kekken characters
>>527716151asuka's boobs must feel pretty good
>bushin ranked
>other person has GoD season 1 titlecard
>oh shit
>completely wash him 3-0
>he doesn't even rematch
I forgot how many fucking frauds reach/ed GoD by just one and doneing people after they throw their gimmick box at them in the hopes of overwhelming the over person
Sega only works with profitable franchises like minecraft and spongebob
Today I begin fixing my no work experience 30yo male life
I can't explain a 10 year gap in my resume
I'll never get a cute gf
so why bother
I just want a stable job stocking shelves
if she's not t why bother?
why bother
it's gonna hurt me
it's gonna kill when you desert me
how can I laugh tomorrow if I can't even smile today
>>527713365Armor being so good is what made parries bad
>>527716943I thought I read sagiebob while scrolling past and nearly lost my marbles
It's birthday time.
And he will never be shamed by being in any game with Clive.
i don't think it's possible for tekgen to get any worse
Clive would beat him in a fight
clive's game flopped 3 times
Clive flopped his dick on my ass 3 times
clive thought he was him when he stepped to kupka but fr his game was boring asf by that point and I was ready to uninstall
Marvelous quads and calves.
Please tell me they buffed defense
I just want the Futas of Tekken to be with me
they buffed defense long ago lil bro
Joe is an unironic cuck lmao
>>527715294i love WW bros
people look at that and still think shemales are not the way LMAO
>>527718831>>527719495I wish Lidia broke my body then soothed me
>>527719540who do you main in tekken and whats your rank
>>527702729Last year. Blood pressure's doing great nowadays!
Thereโs no emasculating hero in SF6 to break my male identity so I canโt make the switch
Have to wait for Ingrid at best
Akira showed me what it means to be a man
>>527702729Today to check my leaderboard placement. Started playing S2 a bit because I finished nightreign and TK became a noob rank again
pretty sure the narcissism and other mental disorders are causing that, not tekken.
>>527719495>>527718831Both Reina and Lidia need cute girlfriends (not each other)
I'm what one would call pencilnecked and bigboned
I have to go to sleep so the general is gonna die. I've made like 25/30 of the last posts.
drinking linganon's semen
i went to go get takis at 711 so iw as gone for 15 minutes. /ftl/ has gone through 2 threads meanwhile we have 3 posts
LMAO
sam hyde pays people to post there
>>527721075>((( )))what does he know
holy shit sam hyde just called michael murray a bitch
sam hyde guest character for season 3
whats the connection between tekken players and sam hyde
I like sSam Hyde because I wish I could say and do the things that he does but I'm meek and small so it just looks weird when I do it. You could say that I live vicariously through him a little bit, haha
>>527693005not as good as Nina!
what other games do u tekken anons play
Diablo 2, pokemon, souls, runescape
>>527726115i'm playing fantasy life
>cumming before Mistress Anna tells me to
NOT LIKE THIS
>>527721371anon wasnt lying...
white women, bros
they're like a drug to me
I'd rather die than sink with this franchise
>>527730145real or anime/video game?
>>527731412whatever. just quick bro
>>527718831wish she wasn't a retarded gorilla in this game. i would probably play her. many such cases
thinking of playing some ranked today after a long while
lingking please come visit me soon
i have to get at least tekken god i think tekken king is already starting to flood with trash players
you're same trash shut the fuck up
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bruh im just trying to play a game and niggas have to do this shit
this is why we dress up as the joker
>mossad hq bombed
>thread dies
When /tekgen/ needed Eric the most, he vanished.
Call me when they bomb bandai hq
>>527693005For tomboys and sumo wrestlers
Iโve made such an unbelievably feminine Ling costume itโs crazy
harada bombed (((/tekgen/)))
handholding mating press nakadashi with lili
Wtf why was Nina in a resident evil movie
https://youtu.be/hPxH2TvBjmw?si=Xt-aRl-zRtV8MT_u
why is lili wearing heels
she is already 180 cm tall !!!
what is she trying to achieve by this?
Ganryu
Height
189 cm (6โฒ2โณ)
Every rank I ever get is from getting lucky and not facing same rank or higher opponents and farming noobies 1 to 2 ranks down
Currently almost Emperor farming Bushins and Kishins
I got 2-0d by Lee Mishima but landed a hypnotist unblockable to win a round
Lmao
My Amazing Atheist tier self control has caused me to still be up at 6am
where is virtua fighter 6
what did (he) mean by this?
>>>/v/712895507
and you guys wonder why people cover their sticks with a metal cube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKXtypyTgHY
>>527694057What a bunch of fucking faggots
There's only like 10 people that actually like this shit because they're vile fetishists and should be ignored completely
Body realism in Tekken is fucking retarded
you will enjoy all the roid monkeys that the male roster turned into
what we need is a big titty female character with a very noticeable cock bulge
The world is very close to the point of no return
And Lili is still, very unfortunately, cute.
what Murray and Nakatsu did to Paul, Eddy and Anna will be remembered forever
yes it was truly magnificent work and I can only hope they can replicate that genius with armor king too
i want to strangle joe crush
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4700/Total_War_MEDIEVAL_II__Definitive_Edition/
enjoy videogames again
I want to tickle Anna's armpits until she begs me for mercy
Interracial chastity cuckolding with lili followed by creampie clean up
Racist slurs are my favorite slang.
Joe Budden did nothing wrong
Joe Budden? more like Dis Qualifidden LMAOOOOO
there is no ling
it's xiaoyu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gCNJ439YvU
>>527751608I LOVE VISUAL EFFECTS AND CHROMATIC ABBERATION
>>527748327>>527751696>>527752203Stop posting 3D whore cosplays post the original or post nothing at all
>>527753125you can have a lili since you asked so nicely
>>527718758It's sad how bad it is next to DMC.
Are they going to rollback season 2 changes?
nigga they gonna buff characters in two weeks
rage arts will be -12 in two weeks
Reminder that rage arts were once -13 during development.
the sweet touch of the man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YML-AD6aivk
it's here
>>527756701>Fahkumramcan't wait for the Hut,Hut into RAH knee to the face guardbreak into install retardation LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO thank you Namco
>>527757628You forgot some good ol fashioned bf4 to the dome
https://files.catbox.moe/6qn0c0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/iteaoo.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/vkg6ka.mp4
Reinabros...
>>527758026Was this supposed to be kazumi?
S3 maybe. Is she popular enough to bring back?
Kazumi Mishima...is dead...
>>527758012>NAY>CHUA CHU CHU >I STAHP
>>527758272ogre looks different
JDCR is right
a true tekken character is an asshole who likes to fight for nothing and have at most 80 IQ
>>527759384who the fuck cares. tekken characters are all one-dimensional nothings.
I fucking hate summer so much
I hate heat
I hate fire and flames
take me to Arctic Snowfall fr
I rather have heat and summer than women
>>527706975Considering the abomination that is nu Anna yes I'd rather not see what retarded shit they add or do to female characters who were already for retards like her and Julia.
>>527760493Why is Anna so covered up in all her outfits? She is supposed to be a literal whore
pros do this thing where they give feedback in hopes that the devs are listening but we both know that they are not listening, they can't even understand english
You know what I am.
You know about bad decisions.
Desireโs your affliction.
the only problem with installs is that all characters don't have one which makes it unbalanced
>>527753307Lili cosplayers are sexo.
>>527761626Because anybody with passion for Tekken on the developer team either lost it or left a long time ago hence why T8 Anna looks like she came out of fortnite or some shit.
unironically t8 is so fraudalent that fahkurahm will probably look honest in comparison desu
fahk hype fahk hype
I like the hp and combo length, that dumb ugly retard doesn't speak for me. When will those narcissists understand listening to the community does not mean listening to me?
fuck this shit
how much is Sagat? 10 bucks?
>>527761967>less stanceshe's basically asking for a full rework of about 1/3'rd of the cast, never gonna happen. we're stuck with what we're stuck with.
>>527762356T5 > T7 > T5DR > T1 > T8 > Tag2 > T2 > BV > T6 > T3 > DBD
>>527761967Tekken 8 is like it is. You cannot rework it this deep same way you cannot pull out slime from slime 6.
>>527763124it's by design
t6
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>>527763136Why is T6 so far behind T5 Anna? She looks the exact same but with better textures
anything without a cock is not really worth of consideration anyway
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>>527763258the comparison to slime is very bad, that is almost the opposite of tekken
stances are character individual and can be tweaked independently of the rest of the game.
slime on the other hand, you change one property of parry or drive rush, and you changed the whole cast.
it is easier to change tekken, at least in terms of design, it just takes longer cuz it is a bunch of characters. ofc, hmn too lazy/stupid to do it
>>527763632the list is based purely on the renders in the above image and in that one the T6 face looks fat and the makeup is bad
base T5 render looks clean and beautiful
>>527764450I meant altering the gameplan / engine of the game the way phidx wants.
You can't.
It's easier start over again with a new whole new game that make those changes to tekken 8.
>>527764450>hmn too lazy/stupid to do itthe thing is, they don't WANT to do it
people complained about stances all of season 1 and what did they do? added more to everyone and made sure you are forced to use them
they like the season 2 direction and that was the whole goal of this game
the current backpedaling is merely performative small changes and does not aim to change the core design of the game at any point
eventually tekken fans will cave in and 6 months from now - despite no real big changes to the T8 core - people will cheer for the game again
same thing happened in S1
>>527765361yeah they dont wanna do it.
even if some people make peace with and shut up, a lot of damage has been done. numbers are bad no matter how they squeeze it.
i dont think t8 can be a failure anymore cuz of copies sold early on, but this direction is losing lots of money in dlc and in the shop
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I'LL SPANK YOUR ASS!
ngl this girl has been on my mind a lot lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gflf4RWiEOQ
it's up lads
>>5277671891 HOUR 41 MINUTES
And it's not a Jin player?
reina should have looked like this
>>527761967What is wrong with stances exactly?
>sfg is 10 times faster than us
has it ever been this over bros
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>>527764907>the list is based purely on the rendersOk fair
>T6 face looks fat and the makeup is badRight is T5 left is T6
Here is another - less blurry example
>>527768005both are ugly as fuck
You ass will NEVER be as big as your sisters, Nina
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>>527767874SIC โEM TORGAL
>/tekge / simping for a whore with a bob cut
clive's game is so fucking MID it hurts my soul
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>>527768863>simping for a whore>Doesn't remember that Anna got grossed out by the caveman gigachad himself MardukNot a whore.
Anyways sex with mommy Anna and dinner that she made afterwards
idk why they keep reinventing the wheel when ff6 and 10 are two of the best RPGs in terms of game feel
>>527769468I really wish FF7 had never been made, overrated piece of shit with too much influence in the future of the series.
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>>527769654ff13 is the real culprit, lost odyssey should have been our 13
>>527770079i look exactly like this
Don't play anymore but still hoping anna gets kneecapped because of that bandai esports tweet causing harada himself to post about it.
female character being top tier by only 2 months max until she gets removed from the game for male chars keep being the ones???????????
NOOO FUCKING WAAAAAAYYYYY
lost odyssey is mid asf try playing it instead of posing lil bro
>>527768734he used the wrong word the word hes looking for is chopped
>I exposed myself
life long ridicule and shame
>whore exposes herself
praise and riches
it's 2025 you can be a whore too
>>527772386why even bother covering up when youre so flat
>>527773257i used my birthday wish to wish death upon michael murray
whatโs with the obsession with constantly comparing the popularity of the game to street fighter - if tekken were to stop existing completely i just wouldnโt be playing fighting games, whatever issues tekken has doesnโt suddenly make me enjoy playing street fightet
>>527774219we're very insecure and feel the need to compare ourselves with other fighting games.
pigs = sf6
dog = tekken 8
cat = fahkumram and the july patch
my prediction is that in Tekken 9 every character will have some kind of an install mechanic on top of heat
>>527773257yes you stupid faggot i want you to die
computer, please generate a good tekken game.
>>527774778god damn this is kino
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNBGWenPlGo
>>527774778these AI story vids just keep getting more and more unhinged
>>527774778>Dumb mutt doesn't realize he can, at any time, massacre the whole schoolDeserved
>>527774778best story I ever witnessed
>>527774778still a better story than tekken 8.
With all these spanking new AI techs, I'm looking forward to being 50 and living with my AI Cammy wife
>>527768662>>527769071Imagine how big her tits would get if someone were to impregnate her
kazuya is such a scrubby character how is this the "fundies" guy
simply because he has no stance?
>>527763136I'm just glad they made her face beauty, it's not like the previous were bad, T6 may be the less prettiest tho
>>527764043alredy miss her like you wouldn't believe
i've given up on Tekken 8,
I'm hoping Tekken 9/10/11 won't be as bad as Tekken 8
>>527773257>wished Harada and I are deadMy God Murray how can you be hideous, and retarded?
I wish you dead too
>>527774778pigs = tekken 8
dog = me
cat = virtua fighter 6
>>527777809same desu
I'm just in it for patch note kino and tourneys
>>527777604>miss herWhy? If there is anything to praise T8 Anna for it's her face model, she has never looked so good before.
Fahkuram is the final nail in the coffin, Armor King won't be able to take the nail out
in the coffin of doomerfags
>>527778145I like how everyone waits with baited breath over the patch notes release but the OG's already know that its just another instance of the developers kicking the can down the road without actually addressing any of the fundamental issues with the game
>>527774778the post that saved tekgen
>>527778205open wide~ >_<
>>527778752I don't know what that's supposed to mean
>>527778542yea that's what I'm looking forward to the react videos are funny
anoo hai hai
eto
i agree wis you
i bring the matter to management
prease continue to enjoy shison tsu gozaimasu
did ulsan fail the characters or did the characters fail ulsan
I know that Michael Murray sometimes reads this thread
do tekken content creators drag too much?
I want a written apology by Markman23 to Joe Budden
>>527779941we need to stop giving thugs like him a platform
>>527779941He looks unkempt.
Also looks like a faggot.
i need more boulets bratatatatata
i need more boulets
fat men should wear a bra
I say they should double the meats out gameplay
or triple. we should go Plus Ultra!!
ain't nobody playing Tekken 8 on the Apple Vision Pro
you have a choice
the Williams sisters or the Kazamas
but if you have to defeat Steve or Kazuya, respectively.
well?
slept 6 hours from 6am to 12 and i feel like death
>>527783034I obviously have more of a chance against a boxer than satan himself, so the williams sisters
>>527783319steve is like a super genetically enhanced boxer
Nina Reina Tekken Cosplay
I can't help but think Asuka has a major case of swamp ass whenever she wears her jumpsuit all day.
>the game constantly has asia girls fight against white girls
what does this mean
imagine wringing out asuka's clothes after a day of fighting and filling up a pint glass with her sweat ahahahahahahaha
give me ONE woman to win me back or else im sticking to shemales
my current feeling is that the July patch will fix some problems, create some problems, and ignore other problems
I quit following the patch schedule games mid I dropped it
games horrendous i dropped it month 1
>>527783034Unironically tough choice.
Asuka and Jun got that whole Kazama touch going, but having the Williams sisters by your side would be nice too..
I would have to go with Williams sisters cause Anna is irresistible.
finna creamapi the streetfoighta dlc joints see if i like any scharactahz
what the Kekken equivalent?
are you planning on purchasing and or playing Fahkuram
blud thinks capcom is a temu company and they'll
let him do that:skull:
>creamapi the streetfoighta
he lacks the knowledge of critical information
I'd creampie Tekken gurls alright
>DLC flopped so bad they had to create a feature to let you actually replay takeover with the DLC you don't own
lmao
>>527783649We need more cosplay whores in Tekken
i will preorder virtua fighter SIX
You need nothing but pity
it gave me blue screen of death now i uninstalled them
>>527783034Kazamas
Ruining their eugenics with my third world genes would be an out of this world feeling
>>527788759Tone has had a hard time finding a sponsor after END disbanded
Are there any fairy characters in Tekken 8?
Bryan fits your description
Fairy Tail? koei tecmo ip
remember when season 2 came out and everybody started playing older Tekkens?
that ish was crazy not going to lie
100 people isn't everyone blud
>>527789432kelvin from deadlock
>>527789432low t leftist faggot cuck phenotype
>>527772386thats hot i hope thats not a man
next patch will fix the game
y'all are not ready
claudio gets an electric like bryan
is it worth being a 4chan poster tekken player who does nothing all day?
doing things seems against my nature
we had a patch this month?
>>527791525if you can call it that
>>527791525Memory problems before the age of 35 are very serious. Consult a doctor.
>>527791525do you take chip damage when breaking King's grab? thank you Namco! people here say Namco doesn't care but they literally patched that joint
>>527792395I refuse to believe this
55 cm away from you, look behind
>>527791716i ran into this guy in quickplay a while back and he losequit on me. this was before infinite rematch got implemented so it hurt even more that he refused to play just one more game to finish a set
should he consult a doctor too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt4lutCGa1U
Why won't you guys play Virtua Fighter?
I'm a big fan of Tekken. Bagoosh!
>>527792395Perfect age to date the Williams sisters
i dont know if ive give up on life if im 31 never worked virgin maybe i should get a physics degree while working for my father
>>527793373It only has one white women while Tekken has multiple
>>527786717Built for sensitive young men
physics degree is pretty cool, good luck sucking teachers balls to have academics career though
imagine making an image to defend being a shitter in online tekken
game has no anti cheat so nobody owes you a match without autoblock and autothrowbreak
>>527795705not true at all. it's an unwritten rule especially in ft2
I WON
md5: 2d1c4abb6e555fbfecb01ed228b25413
๐
fps are for gaymen, we play third person mobas over here
>>527797301the unwritten rule is that you specifically should suck donkey dicks so go do that
almandhulilah arsalan the peaches have sprout strong this time tekken and the woodpeckers took off in flight beutiful day
when I was a kid I fapped to a pic of skrillex thinking that he was a nerdy girl
I won't even get to die for israel because I'm too mentally ill
imagine all the good things you'd have if you weren't mentally ill!!!!!!11
>>527798839Oh no it's over
>>527797589i just play deadlock with my friend but hes offline now. how is solo queuelock?
>>527800046it's awful, some days you get queued with the worst and most toxic people possibe and lose 10 matches in a row, other days you wreck everything due to ultra pro people in your team
>>527798839Brutal tit mog by Anna
>>527786068
>>527801415>>527786068i dont own anna. is there a place that uploads more of this
>>527800046I got on not knowing wtf I was doing (I don't play mobas) and I just felt like I was fucking the team over as they were yelling at me to change lanes or fall back or do whatever.
It seems really fun when you have great team synergy
>>527801542r/TekkenNSFW
r/Tekkengirls
r/AnnaNna
r34.xxx
Those are the places i usually visit
we have r*dditors in our midst.
r/shemales
r/femboys
r/traps
r/ladyboys
yeah I'm a redditchad
>anna williams 1212
so disappointed, she was born for he internet, one of the few vidya girls that are represented in character
https://www.reddit.com/r/Murray/
Fahkumram releases in 20 days & the Tekken Talk will be coming soon.
Update so far will include:
- Fahkumram DLC
- PAC MAN DLC Stage
- PAC MAN themed Battle Pass
- New Shop items
- Final Scheduled Balance Patch
Nerfed Rage Arts
Small Character Buffs
& More
>>527804585looking good
I never doubted ourguys HMN
>>527804585Was this last time or a new one?
>>527804728this those shemales you guys keep talking about?
should i queue deadlock or tekken right now or sf6
how do we as the Tekken community feel about ICE?
ICE just detained Arslan and they are shipping him to venezuela for slave labor
freedom land strikes again
ICE detained me for having an unlicensed BWC with intention to fuck
blud said im invading a foreign country but your real issue with me is that im brown
me when
when my 20th electric of the round finally clips the opponent sideways for 100+ damage bnb and wall oki for game
(I am very good with timing and my neutral is clean)
>>527804172and more you say?
https://www.twitch.tv/speedkicksatl
I regret not buying a ps5
>>527808513are they shirtless? (jin and hwo main)? like irl naked?
my head feels like jelly and it hasn't gotten any better in months
>>527808935I feel like it
>>527808804i regret buying it
>ft CBM
so, he doesn't want to get good or what?
switch 2 is probably the best piece of hardware of this decade
>speed getting buttfucked when not seal clubbing NA jobbers
is speed NA mainman?
call me when a new elite beat agents gets made.
speed barely even plays this mid game anymore
>switch to steve
>press 1 and 2
>win
it's just that easy
kr players gonna get worse from scrimmin NA. NA players lazy, barely practice the game
i have shit twice today and theyve been massive wtf?
>>527811006cum hardens in the intestines.
>>527810469speedkicks is playing Tekken 7, and all his NA bros are following his gameplan of Tekken 7.
CBM mashes constantly and that's why he wins. pay attention to how many times speedkicks tries to KBD to avoid moves and CBM's Jin infinite range hits him
why is jin's bf2 a fullscreen full homing mid with safe delayable ch launching mid extension
>promo match
>its tuesday
>FUCKING NIGGERFAGGOT GABEN RETURNS ME TO MENU
this is so fucking gay. actual steam games like deadlock and cs wait for the fucking match to end before offlining you
Sneedkicks was always meme-tier desu, the quintessential NA player career path: get a few decent showings then retire as soon as you start to plateu then sit back as a """content""" creator (read as NEET) and pretend to be an all time grandmaster guru of the game. This nigga wasn't really all that hot in past games anyway desu, he just got away with spamming whoreang strings and """mixups""" and pretending they were 300IQ gigabrain plays because he's a failed le burned out gifted kid meme. Wasted his life's potential to flowchart cheese NA niggas then immediately threw in the towel when he realized that shit doesn't actually work on good players. That nigga is a straight up joke fr, I actually think even GM is probably better than him, no glazing. The sad part is kekken 8 is so fucking watered down and remedial that it kinda fits his playstyle but he STILL can't fucking make it work.
>>527811620this wouldnt happen in ps5
>>527811935i cant even fucking log back in fucking gay faggot shit aids
meats out cafe perfect legend interview
is that joint worth watching? how does blud do as an interviewer
>>527811935lol on ps5 your system would just keep crashing constantly without end.
>>527811934t.Anakin
https://youtu.be/AzYrQdXxhYg
>even GM
Gm might be a clown these days but he was actually good back in the day. He is the first american to win an event with the best koreans in attendance. It was one of the mlg events for t6.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXuAsGOo7g4
it's up
>>527812549Oh look, him having a "decent" showing against another NA shitter. Yeah my bad he's actually world class and i'm totally BTFO.
do you think keisuke is a racist?
>>527812896GM ia actually pretty good desu, I made it sound a little too shady towards him there.
well does blud speak english or not you'll find your answer
is kazuya harder to play than reina?
no reina is probably harder. kazuya is a braindead monkey character.
>>527812960Joe Budden is the villain we need.
imagine going to mark's sneaker collection and slashing every piece with a Katana
is this kbd? i was just fucking around and did this
>>527814484thats not the one i meant to post but the original got corrupted wtf. whatever
>>527814484no you are just backdashing
>>527815243i wanted to show a later part of that clip but it went retard. i already closed the game
>>527814484nigga is purple without even knowing what kbd is. Is this what you wanted harada?
https://youtu.be/VEt9YFwKlVY
I'm eating mashed potato flakes because my water got shut off and I have no milk due to lack of funds
>>527816104I can't stand Asuka and she's not hot enough to make me not want her deleted from the game
Kiryu-chan in Smash bros before Tekken.
>>527814484It's back-back, down, back.
0 is the first good game.
>>527786390Already purchased. Looking forward to fighting AI ghosts from pros.
ai doesn't bring me comfort anymore
would you watch some movie of a white boy climbing the tekken world and beating arslan
no one believes in him because hes white and faces discrimination "whats a white boi gonna play tekken" but pulls through
Good, this gives more room for Tifa.
emily literally did nothing wrong
i just got a call from the hotel about my schedule this week. they said its for orientation. i still dont know how to drive stick shift lmao
>>527815497>nigga is purple without even knowing what kbd isKing elevates you 4 ranks for free. At least.
I've given up on
>a job
and I've admitted defeat. I'll have to kill myself when my dad dies, this is my fate.
>>527820867im the one who posted that vid. i just got back into playing after a long hiatus. i also play dragunov who shares the same purple. my gameplay is literally just punishing and abusing it
just become the CEO of a fighting game and you won't work a day in your life
>>527821119>>527820867oh and i also dont play on tilt. small 1 hour sessions daily
I am the stone that the builder refused
i am the penis the $1 slut refused to suck
I am the low that the tekken 7 Knee refused to parry with devil Jin on the forgotten realm
Reinabros..../sfg/ is laughing at us again...
>>527821645the only people who still remain here are all addicted to humiliation at this point.
They mad.
Best girl in the real world cosplays Reina.
Holy shit is every Tekken thread this sad nowadays
I'm visiting, don't worry won't be back
>>527821937whoa that neck
Plantedmedusa predicts the assassinationof trump or an attack in the US false flag to invade iran
>>527821937That's a dude right
Please say yes
they already tried the assassination twice there's no way they'll try again
>>527821278I am the visual. The inspiration, that makes ladies sing the blues
this was just posted over there bros...
yes we know shitkken 8 is a failure of a game
who cares
>who cares
>he says in tekgen
0 malaysian hands touched tekken 7 btw
When are we getting a playable fat woman?
crash 4 is mid asf all the other ones are too
I like crash 4 but I think they overdid it with the mobile ad graphic style
Would Kazuya support Israel or Iran
kazuya supports cuckoldry
I used to make out with video game girls I found in the nintendo power magazine
>tns with arslan and lowhigh
>generals dead
what do I want to talk to myself about today
today i am afraid of playing tekken but i will nonetheleast
also i only ate 3 eggs and 1 avocado with nuts today and its 9pm so im kinda strugglin with hunger
they may not be big enough but if you wish you can munch on my nuts
Today I didn't play tekken bc I left the nude Oscar mod in the menu and the computer is in the living room now.
so just delete the mod before starting the game and then play tekken?
>turning on tekken 8 and not have giant asuka tits in your face
sounds like you're playing tekkino 8 for all the wrong reasons
games dead
generals dead
names dead
if i could rate my experience of playing this game from 1 being very boring and miserable to 10 being great i'd give it a -30.5
but my IQ is only 114 so that's the reason probably KEK KEKEKEKEK$EKEKEK
what's your opener on a pair of bryan mains like this
Today I somehow lost to a King player doing armor off cooldown and fullscreen Jaguar Spring mixups that he always guessed right on
A Defense 45 Hwoarang mashing me out doing random strings I can't react to because I have IQ of 114 and 230ms reaction speed
And I won against an Asuka and winquit because they were likely gonna download me
It was very enjoyable I loved every second of this
>>527833019*grabs back of head* *swirl head around with rizz* *then puts hand on chin and makes eye contact* eyo boys, or girls, i know you biological males but you so damn pretty i couldn' resist, you lookin good tonite wanna get a drink? it's on me
Also lost to a Lidia mashing buttons as well very fun
So many mind games
Playing this game for 5 years
Tekken King
Losing to masher flowcharters
Still can't react to the gimmick shit
Average intelligence
Great game great stuff I love the game
Very good game
Love it
Good one
To recap:
King player mashing armor, jaguar spring mixups
Defense 45 Hwoarang
Asuka
Lidia mashing buttons that I can't react to
Wow!
Great time playing the game
Solid stuff
I love having 114 IQ (likely less I think it's the practice effect)
Very good
Good stuff
how the fuck are you meant to floss your backmost molars I can't reach that shit
You may ask why I'm spamming the same shit
Well the general's dead as fuck so I thought it was a good time to bump it a little
Did I kill it?
Well I haven't posted much today so it's unlikely
You may wonder if this isn't a bit too melodramatic and if I should not be tired of this
Yeah probably, it doesn't have the same passion as before, I'm just going through the motions
put the flosser in the back lil bro what's the issue
sidestepping in this game will get you killed it's a 2.5d game man
but enough about tekkuso 7
ive average IQ but that doesnt excuse me from having to learning the hwoarang matchup and king matchup and lidia matchup.
truthfully ive labbed them countless times but i dont remember anything from when i labbed them. seems like tekken for someone with average iq is like an infinite maze of garbage.
for example I knew I had to sidestep right after hwoarang d3+4 but i couldn't react to hwoarang d3+4 so i never once sidestepped
but that was just one situation of hundreds so i couldnt really shield myself behind that cognitive incapacity to react to fast animations
>>527833891bro can you stop deleting your posts all the time only the porn poster was supposed to do that
i have to study this video and then practice it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhrQ6FOWcb8
then i will beat defense 45 hwoarangs at tekken king
im too low on calories my horrible tekken performance was likely due to that
another factor that may have contributed is that i stopped playing kazuya for a few days, maybe kazuya fuels me with enough energy to at least enjoy a 1% of my time playing boring ass Xiaoyu, but also obviously stronger fundamentals, it's easy to get carried away with lings complexity and lose track of fundamentals, specially for someone with 107 IQ
i can't lab because i refuse to learn how to do 10000000 strings and combos and learning how to play literally every character just to know how to be beat cheese
why is your iq fluctuating
>>527835532the practice effect makes it ambiguous lol
I haven't left my bed all month
why does kuma get a fullscreen hellsweep with the chargeable claw if he doesnt charge it its unreactable apparently
that other ai video in this thread is kino and you drop that slop?
>>527839602next you're gonna tell me that those don't actually look like tekken characters
>>527813138Why is he telling us this?
I post zoomer language on a dead imageboard at the age of 32
I dimmadon't give a dimmadamn
im losequitting everyone tonight and my queue is like a ghost town
good chance xiaoyu+lose quitting is getting me blocked worldwide
was my sissification worth playing this game for?
lel
>>527840929your customs have gotten so gurly that the AGP coomer essence is almost gone now, Bravo
I never liked the fairly odd parents because it's too ugly
>>527840929Keep your passion high and keep on playing
the thread feels as slow as the 8kun one
ITS BECAUSE MASHEN 8 SUCKS FAT COCK
blablablablablabla
lalalala
>>527841865MURRAT WHEN SOMEONE TELLS HIM HIS GAME SUCKS FAT COCK
i will watch this video to beat 80IQ peruvian mashers with 55 defense :) and then do that for all the "meme characters"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pQzY0XpqiU
and obviously then fail to apply it because my parents aren't doctors or lawyers
tell twitch chat you exposed yourself
>>527843246realest post on thirs thread
average iq gaming
a complete waste of life
im sitting pretty at low Tekken King now
very good very good
i think im deficitarian in calories thats why im playing so bad
should cook up some pizzas
im sitting pretty at low Tekken King now
very good very good
i think im deficitarian in calories thats why im playing so bad
should cook up some pizzas
How do I get to low mastah
HARADA
The concept is complete. Leroy Smith. A Wing Chun grandmaster, thought lost for 50 years, returns to his city. He is the embodiment of calm, patient wisdom. He waits for the opponentโs mistake and punishes it with precise, elegant finality.
TANAKA
Excellent, Harada-san! The "patient-punisher" archetype is classic Tekken! So, to represent that, heโll need a good tool to handle pressure. Maybe a strong magic 4, orโฆ
HARADA
(Cutting him off)
Patience, Tanaka-san. I have given him an orbital heel. When the opponent gets frantic and attacks with a low, Leroy calmly floats over it and launches them. Wisdom.
TANAKA
An orbital! Of course! A perfect low-crushing panic button. Strong, but itโs a high, so it can be ducked and punished if the opponent reads it. A classic risk-reward scenario. So that's his core defensive tool?
HARADA
(A long, theatrical pause)
โฆHmm. But what if the opponent is also wise? What if they do not attack with a low? What if they use a mid? Or a high? Right now, he is only wise against lows. That is not grandmaster wisdom. That isโฆ intermediate wisdom.
TANAKA
Well, that's where blocking and movement come inโฆ
HARADA
No. His defense must be holistic. I have a solution. We will give him a parry.
TANAKA
A parry! Like Jin or Asuka? Something he has to time?
HARADA
(Scoffs)
Timing is for students. A master is always ready. His parry will activate on frame one. It will parry highs, mids, punches, kicks, elbows, knees, headbutts, and most weapons. If it parries an attack, he gets a full combo launch.
Oh wow, low King? Congrats, I guess. That only takes like a pulse and a decent sidestep.
If you're blaming your gameplay on being calorie-deficient, maybe take a break and focus on basic nutrition before trying to rank up. Cooking pizzas like it's going to give you fundamentals is wild.
You want low Masta? Try blocking lows, stop pressing after minus frames, and actually learn your matchups. It's not that deep.
I donโt think I can do this anymore. Iโve poured so much into Tekken. I kept telling myself if I just kept trying, kept learning, something would change. That Iโd finally feel good about myself. That Iโd stop feeling like Iโm always behind, always not enough. But nothing changed. I still lose. I still second-guess every decision. I still feel like Iโm not improving, like Iโm just wasting my time. And every session chips away at me a little more. I know itโs โjust a game,โ but it stopped feeling like that a long time ago. It became this mirror I hold up to myself, and all I ever see is failure. Iโm tired. Not just of the game, but of this feeling that no matter what I do, it wonโt matter. That I donโt matter. I think Iโm done. I donโt want to be, but I donโt have anything left to give. If youโve ever felt like this tooโฆ I donโt know. Just tell me Iโm not alone.
hworangutan and lidio are always plus frames THOUGH
average iq gaming i ate half a margherina picza and im still hungry high fuck deficitarian gaempaly give it to me oh baby give it to me deficitarian iq pizza teeken geamplay low masta
j'adore
james alefantis
jaimes les enfants alefantis
pizza comet
j'adore = tekken 7 (lili quote)
james alefantis = tekken 8
jaimes les enfants alefantsi = tekken 9
pizza comet = tekken 10
>mulgold wins again
>arslan wins again
>atif wins again
>b tier shitters like kkokoma, cbm and raef lose again
ISSA CASINO
the fuck is this general?
me and some third world schizo rambling about being hardstuck tekken king
man the half pizza made me even hungrier what the fuck
>>527848715THANK YOU SO SO MUCH MURRAY
*spreads asshole*
>>527848715god outfit on Asuka
very based
israel is under attack and you're playing tekken
>>527850129her smile is so pretty...
>>527849428>>527850129>>527850774>>527850813You need a fat hairy cock up your ass tranny
Feng canonically raped and impregnated 'suka.
dropped down to bushin after 5000 games!
love my 107IQ!
love Mashen 8!
That Panda player sure had my timing!
Great game
Chileoinks Is such a great Panda player!
Wow ggs on that one
EstadoChilePlay Hwoarang was so good so many good mindgamesm there
Panoplo0 Azucena player, good games! Had a blast fighting you bluddy!
Good stuff so many mindgames so deep
You would all be Chess Grandmasters
Had a BLAST playing this game tonight
Dropping to Bushin like the
R
E
T
A
R
D
I am!!!
Sure think my great opponents had IQs over 107 definitely
And they definitely looked like they labbed a lot, specially that Panda player Chileoinks!
That guy was the mozart of TEkken with his normie timing games?ยฟ???
OMy gosh you shouldve seen his normie timing games he was ALWAYS catching me on counterhit
Such a good player!!
Chileoinks you so good!!
Omy god what a blast playing Tekken 8
So many mindgames
So good
YEah
Yopu shouldve seen that Dragunov that did 3 hatchet kicks in a row against me
That guy was an empath
What a good player great reads!
The epitome of Tekken, Tekken King/Bushin gameplay
Great game surreal stuff
Good stuff well played to my opponents,
All supra107IQ geniuses for sure shouldve seen that Panda with that timing wow amazing
Great players all around well placed powercrushes
Powerpuff girls!
Powerpuff girls!
107IQ gaming!
Here we come!
Cooming my brain off!
Oh yeah!
Now where is COMET PIZZA
PIZZAGATE
now Where is
INVASION OF IRAN
Now where is
PAPAPAPAPAPAPA
Yeah good stuff
COMET PIZZ
the heavy mindgames
of playing xiaoyu
into people who may or may not know the matchup
who are noobies
and i dont know the matchup
or if i do i cant do anything because ping averages 90
and i have average iq
so the game is very dynamic and full of surprises
and obviously poking is so good so it's so rewarding every time i land two low pokes it's such a fun and rewarding and dynamic and impactful experience when i deal 8% of someone's health bar with 2 low pokes
good stuff kudos to the developers
mashen 8 mashen 8
good stuff
lili says: death to asuka!
im so deprived of calories that my head hurts wtf
they made kumas qcf2,1 -10 the snake edge string good choice
i got explosioned twice by a noobie masher emperor victor and i plugged
cant be arsed to play really
>>527853472including bob and the eb games guy is kinda sus..
ahhh fuvkfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck why am i so hungryh
it was good but its too dead now
>>527856217ugly yellow midget subhuman made for agpsissies
>>527779941This whole entire thing is some nigger twitter thing
>>527856217Maid outfit, microbikini and the Jun outfit look way better on her.
>>527843724GM says this while he stopped going to any offline tournament since 2019 and blocked InconsiderateRaccoon for "random hopkicking" with Feng once in Tekken 7.
dude goes mental if he doesn't like how someone plays in fucking ranked.
unbelievable hypocrite
>the reason i picked reina vs arslan is i just wanted 50/50 him this time, i don't even play reina in months
uhm reina sissies?
>>527857842GM is mad talented though, unlike the 'ka in that vid
>>527857049turn on your monitor
ulsan has more reina games than any other character and he has recent ones too but nice try on the lie buddy
>>527858140Reina upplayers still exist?
one slow thread, will we make it bwos?
>>527858717nobody loves you alisa
Let's talk about how much we wanted Fahkumram back in Tekken 8
>>527819949It's a weird input but it's easy when you get it and it's incredibly satisfying. There's also a baby mode where you backdash and cancel with a sidestep.