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>>527440419Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>News• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>527694217jiggles on you
>>527694949They're stuck on a deserted island and starving
>win
yay this game is so fun
>lose once
man.....I'm so done with this game, it's not worth playing anymore, it's always the same every match, I hate pencil and cooler, these maps are awful, flar, the kits are disappointing, I'm not buying splat4
>>527695451based anon showing his mental grit and ability to cope with hardship
>>527694925>>527695462Report his posts as extremely low quality and ignore.
>>527695462if you had any sense, you'd be joining in
>>527698378that's how the dynamo in Splatoon 1 felt
Transferring wooms to Switch 2 rn
>>527698660It kills the original woomy and creates a new one
>>527695451It's just win trading at this point. I went on a 7 game win streak and then a 6 game loss streak afterwards. Same map, mode and weapon. Those games were brutal too, just the enemy team crushing my team with no difficulty.
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>>527700623drown in the endless expanse of the ocean
>>527701290way to out yourself, you even gave him a (You)
Second wave of third kits and Moray Towers when
>>527702730Saltspray is a better bad map
>>527700623They should update Splatoon 3 and make this her normal haircut
>>527700623>>527703321please get this fivehead uggo off my screen
>>527702730it's going to be cope dome </3
My switch 2 seems to have some sort of plastic sheet covering its screen, do I remove it before applying a screen protector?
>>527704123I put the screen protector over it.
>>527704123do not remove that.
>>527704623Will my woomy die if I do?
>>527704123you need to dip it in water to remove it
>>527704708the film layer prevents shards from scattering everywhere if the screen becomes damaged.
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It's getting hot in here
I'd be embarrassed to show a tentatek division badge in my splashtag
>>527706510how many times are you going to post this? are you that obsessed? don't even think about posting the other image again.
>>527706510>still plays on a Switch 1
>>527693916SEX VEEMO
>Captcha: SarkI think its telling me something here
Just because im curious, post current loadouts?
>>527708305why are her legs so short
Good god that plaza fps melted my eyes off, it was silky smooth.
>>527708708What is that called where you make a circle below the belt anyway?
>>527708462shittier woomy models in older games
>>527703849here's to three more years of seething
>>527703321No I want her goboobs to remain intact
Is anyone else having trouble trying to post image?
>>527710535I don't seem to have any trouble writing the word image, neither do you it seems.
Hippie told a kid to be quiet in a library for being too black.
>>527710706CHOCO OCTO TATS
>>527710535Yes, I keep seeing this 'connection error' message
what shoes go best with the order suit replica? i dont like the order boots
>>527711381the arctic duck boots work pretty well
>>527710535Test, seems to be working fine
>>527711381There's people who wear shoes in this game?
Will The new mini splatling get nerfed? 10 zookas per match is too much
>>527711667I play on a lite so the low res makes the feet ugly
>>527712602I was getting the error too, even though I'm a pass user
>>527710706VIOLENTLY NEED
>>527710880Looks like its fixed now
>>527712602>better user experience is... LE BAD!!!
>>527712336>he bought a lite
>>527713838the Lite is super cheap and plays like 90% of the Switch 1's library. If I didn't have a day 1 Switch, I'd probably also be a Lite chad
Draw Panic woomy castrate the frenchie
>>527714231We can see when you’re online.
>>527714478Schizophrenia?
>want to sploon
>all the rots are bad tonogamight
>>527714164Which cephs do you want?
>>527715125Yebweyys
Ballin, Booyahboy and Joey
>>527714109woomy in handheld isn't very fun though
if you play in a car or something every time it turns it'll fuck up your aim
>>527715125Limón, Saber, Kold
Wonder if there was ever planned to be three maps per rotation instead of two
In 1 the current maps display for some reason has enough space to display three maps. Yet never does so it just has giant empty space on the bottom.
>>527713809>better user experience >"I CANT HECKING POST MY BILLIONTH WAIFU SLOP"
>>527715743there probably was, but Nintendo being cheap and miserable with online features killed that notion
>>527713809>better user experienceyou mean filtering things that hurt your fee fees like its xhitter?
>>527715673>woomy sandwiched between two slutty veemosHot...
>>527715764Because your whiny metaposting is more beneficial to the general.
Bah image error has returned
>>527716165>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO READ MY SCHIZOPHRENIC RAMBLINGS
>>527716165I mean having things like instant access to the archive, reverse image searching, catalog sorting, easier ways to post images and organize posts does seem worth it. Just my 2 cents
>>527716202>woomy sandwiched between two slutty veemosOk sure
>turning 4chan into xitter 2.0
>>527716280biggest splatoon fan
100 hours on splat 3
1000000000 hours on a tranime incel website spamming her billionth fryejeet
>>527716345I hope it fully goes away soon
>>527716165the filter is only one aspect. you should try it out. you can complete disable the filter if it troggers you that much.
>>527716165You can use 4chan X for searching up sources. If you don't like it, don't ever ask me for sauce again
>>527717378>he's still using XThat extension is dead.
>>527717378regular 4chan does this too, god bless yandex
>>527717725>he doesn't know how the github workshow new are you? And of course it's the newfaggot stirring up shit.
>>5277177894chanX has tineye and media player support. It's really useful for clips and reading page dumps
>>527716661This what happens when you let porn addicted underage twitter tourists like kold stay and let the transcord stay here and let them think they own the general
>>527718056Why did you post his ceph specifically
>>527717880I don't know how github works. I moved to XT since X was broken for a while.
>>527717725 was my only post in your reply chain. Stop being mad.
>>527718056tineye sucks objectively sorry
>>527718273His ceph wasn't terrible for a stinking weyyo, would fuck and make him moan.
>>527717024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_02K8YYT5g
>>527718812Joey is a bottom you can tell, GreatTusk would teach frenchie some manners tho
>>527718435I'm running a version of XT with a couple of bug fixes from the github. It should be fine soon
Is ur woomy a top or a bottom
my woomy is my daughter wife
test (to see if the error is gone)
SO HOW MANY HITS DOES IT TAKE FOR EVERY WEAPON TO KILL A COHOCK
>>527719854Test it in Grizz's lobby and find out
The Nightmare of Salmon Run
Also featuring offical cephs being silly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epf92a9ClbU
>>527720048You can't use everyone weapon on command and grizz weapons are never available.
>>527719430My woomy tops.
>>527720048>>527720575This, I need empirical evidence on my desk STAT
>>527720556>woomy was raped by a Salmonid and now she can't live normally:(
>>527720575You've had 2 and half years to test this out you have no excuse to not have had time if you wanted to know.
>grizz weapons are never availableI see you have never played then
>>527720556>literal woomy PTSDGrizzco'd
>>527720556I wonder who flies the chopper. It would've been cool to pilot it and give aerial support.
Decided to stop being a miser and just get nintendo online So I just got into splatoon, holy shit this game is fast. I feel drained after a few rounds. This is going to be a wild addiction.
Rate my fit I guess.
>>527722079Maybe the raiders mechanic works as a pilot for grizzco and deep cuts trip is an operation for or sponsored by them
The outfit the mechanic wears under the pilot suit matches the grizzco color scheme
and the model of helicopter appears to be the same, and does not appear to be one designed for standard civilian transportation.
>>527722814Solid. No one ever uses those golden shoes.
>>527722991I remember when I first got into splatoon I thought they were supposed to be the best shoes in the game
https://files.catbox.moe/6cv6ai.png
>>527668375https://catbox.moe/c/w2lcqn
>>527722864>helicopter appears to be the same?????????????
The one in Raiders is based off a KH-27 it has two sets of blades
Grizz choppers are based off a Huey they even have a sound really close to them.
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>>527724105Ah meant KA-27
KH-27 is a missile.
>>527723275Leaked splat 4 emote.
>>527694925we're so fucking back
>DK gets a direct
>no general Nintendo direct to show off Raiders too
>>527733267that shit is still early in development
Oh damn I only checked in the app just now, this is the highest I ever got in any Big Run. Thanks everyone I got to slom with!
>>527716809and the goblin is here to stay thanks to raiders and her eventual splat 4 appearance!
>>527706885Mine only shipped today
>>527723636I want the noragi but there’s no way I’m going to be able to get through the entire catalog
>>527738756hooray
i love secondaries
fuck gamers
Nogami teasing with false hopes again...
>>527708101Based Pilot Goggles enjoyer
More satisfying than bullying the mallets
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>>527708101Any guesses for the last sub? I’m hoping for quick jump.
I miss gear seeding
Put your pants back on, Frye.
Really should've stopped opening this shithole out of habit after the hack.
>>527744257Your boyfriend moved to discord, go meet him there.
>nono mentioned
>woomyxweyyo posted
Frenchie never left did he
>>527748952I tried to use da 'cord but a big black guy came and sent me pictures of his asshole instead of his FC when I asked to open...
>>527749172He's not really participating in any rooms in the pool, isn't that what you wanted?
>woomy weyyo love forever tainted by one bad /ink/er
We can't let it happen
>>527749701He wasn't bad doe
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>wake up
>attentionwhore bzck in the thread
I want want to go back sleep
>193 seconds to find a match in splat zones open
lmao
>>527751507Hyvää huomenta.
>Barazushi
Pedo brand
>Emberz
Faggot brand
>>527752304It's a workday morning.
>>527753257Not in Japan it's not.
>>527753534squid hair pussy
>>527753534Do her parents just let her walk around with those fat floppers out? Shameful.
>>527699987came here 13+ h late to sex this marie
>>527757105the childless 35 year old woomy look...
>>527704220extremely cute summer woomer
>>527713554her outfit reminds me of christina aguilera's genie in a bottle music video
>>527753534For a moment I thought she was fat or pregnant where the tentacle was positioned
>>527757105A little warm to be dressed like that don't you think woomy?
>>527746417Damn that earring works really well with that hair.
>>527740563A bit basic but it works really well!
God i love agent 8/ default veemos so much
>>527761031How was this one accomplished
>>527761649switch 2 loaded too fast
>>527761820>Woomy suffering from success
>>527762575>worst idol stole k's sunglasses
>>527762575>>527762375idols in normal player gear are quite cute.
>>527762727That's not frye blind retard
Kold stole the sunglasses from Prochara and the rest of the outfit from a tableturf card remember he's a underage twitter porn addict tourist he started with 3 and pretends he played 2 all it's life he also doesn't have a Switch 2 and sexually harasses his little sister
Don't ever let Callie play with your Switch 2
>>527763158nekolin is also a porn addict nearing 40 and replies to art like he is indian
>wowww her cock is huge i bet she stinks good cutie so plump and hairy [heart eye emoji]
>>527763819Pretty based ngl. People overreact to being horny on main
total schizonigger death.
>>527764052that's neither 4k or a woomy
>>527764295switch doesn't take screenshots at 4k and yes she is a woomy
>>527764531uhh that's emulation
>>527763819good morning sir i rape you tomorrow
the new Splattershot is good
>>52776507490% of the new kits are good
>>527764628Upscaled woomy is the only 4K woomy your going to get till Switch 3
>>527765251Nogami finally started cooking
>>527766209Only after everybody died of starvation
>>527766598The weak had to be culled
not that i'm complaining, but when will urchin fall out of priority for map rotations?
>>527766156Technically no, if you go into a recon in Switch 2 you can get 4k woomy with a 4k capture card.
I should use the switch quick record button more.
Although anybody got a good trick to converting the video to 4mb? Even cropping only gets me down to about 6.
>>527766209when will 4 return :(
>>527767472>Although anybody got a good trick to converting the video to 4mb?use ffmpeg
>>527766209he should've cooked some tacticooler nerfs first
>>527767813We love tacticooler thoughbeit.
>>527767645not everyone is good with computers
>>527768373you can dump the file into ezgif, resize it to 720p and hit 'convert to mp4'. It uses a basic version of ffmpeg, so you don't have to install anything.
>>527768373Use Webm for Retards then.
I would literally give anything to have the Neo Octoling armor again
>>527768598we never got the fuzzy octoling armor either
>>527768373https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter
most up to date fork
>>527767472Handbreak, change it to 720, lower the bitrate as needed, encode it in VP9
>>527767813compfags love cooler it's never getting nerfed and will probably return for 4 :)
>>527768564An android option would be handy, exporting from the switch to pc is mildly tedious,
Saving all the clips to the nintendo app, then reviewing them on my phone during downtime att work the next day sounds like a comfy workflow.
Personally i like handbrake for reformatting on pc.
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>>527769569then nintendo lost a customer
>zoomers can't figure out ffmpeg or handbrake
I thought y'all were supposed to be the tech savvy generation or something
>>527770135You couldn't be more wrong. Newer generations just have everything handed to them with advanced technology so they learn to do nothing on their own.
Still funny that /ink/ gets folded by some tasty beverages
>>527769569>compfags love coolerchara please get a trip
>>527770135every generation has lazy people that can't figure out anything
>>527770135Since when did shartlennials become the experts on technology? These are the same retards 2 decades ago that potryared anybody who played video games as a nerd
>>527770850bunch of s1 geriatrics that can't keep up with youngsters full of energy and sugar
>captcha: 4xhgs
>>527771314we just started, ill open after this
>>527769852If you can't use Handbrake then she is smarter than you
Are YOU dumber than an enemy?
>>527769852When does she say this?
Me waiting for chara to drop the video about emberz kits so I can finally know what to think about the weapons
>>527771361Shroom for one spore?
>>527771187can someone draw this with me-I mean-with kold’s beeb
>>527769963you'll buy 4 on release thoughbeit
>>527770850the salt is almost as delicious as the sodas
>>527769852Did they accidentally give Shiver some of Frye's lines? They did something similar in the story mode where in the Japanese version Frye was the one who suggested Marie be their boss.
>>527773634God forbid an octo be silly
>>527774076She can be extra silly and hop into a blender
>>527774076Shiver is dating the queen of silly woomies and thus that makes Shiver an extra silly veemo. If she wasn't she wouldn't be able to keep up with Frye's silly levels
>>527774076I'm just saying there's a precedence there for NoA to fuck up, they already kinda messed up some of Shiver's lines elsewhere.
ggs feebas room that was a quick king
>>527774814Why is Lemon-chans foot pointing the wrong way? I know she has no bones and all but still
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>>527775048Hey Shiver while Big Man and Mechanic-chan are working on that thing behind me wanna go fuck on the beach?
>>527776136>shiver proceeds to jolt awake>blue ink all over her crotch
>>527759991>Even woomy game supports 4K now>I only upgraded from 1080p to 1440p fairly recentlyAm I way behind?
Ok, i think ive got this figured out now.
>splat jr with full sub saver
wake up babe, it's time for you to go 0-3 in series due to getting matched up against full teams of sweaty JP autists
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reminder that salmon run is an easy game and if you struggle it's not the games fault, it's a skill issue
>>527777782How about you aquire proficiency and let me sleep
>>527777819>We'll never have Big Grand Run again will we?
>open and series both have urchin in them
>in the two game modes that it fucking sucks on
stop this shit nogami
>>527779057I gave you third kits what more do you want?
>>527779282I want the splat zone on urchin to be at least doubled in size, and the ending stretch of rainmaker to be less defender-biased
>>527777819'Ate steel head
'Ate flyfish
Luv salmon run
Simple as
>>527779057Urchin is the best map in every mode accoring to top players.
>>527779437Last time I checked they loathed RM and CB.
>>527779437And SFV was a good game according to top SF players.
>>527779057UU is good on both modes, /ink/ will literally complain about anything
>>527779057and yet it's still better than most of the other maps in the game
I will not stand for UU slander.
>>527780083Jive was unironically good by the end of it. All it needed was a better netcode.
>>527780432>splat zone so fucking tiny that it can be instacapped every time by slider/splashdown without even requiring any precise positioning>"good"
Why am I getting almost exclusively JP players in open
it's like 2:30am over there
go to bed gooks
>>527780598it's fine on other mods, just fucking sucks on zones / rainmaker
If UU is so good why aren't you playing it right now?
MODS BAN ANYONE HATING UU
Mods unban anyone hating UU
>>527781070Mario Kart tho
urchin underpass? more like urchin hardpass because it's a bad map.
>/ink/ers get groomed into liking linear map designs
>don't know what to do when presented with the first good map in nearly 8 years
>>527781645bad bait o algo
>>527782447There was Robo but people don't bother with that map anymore because it’s terrain can't be abused
>>527782447again
the map itself is fine, the issue I have is the splat zone is too fucking small and on rainmaker, the ending stretch is way too defense-biased
You will now think about her.
>>527782986rainmaker maps are good when they can't end in less than a minute unless you really earn it
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DFC Porl
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>>527783879I think about her all the time and Pearl too.
>>527783935Yeah but it ends in a similarly annoying situation where both sides break the first checkpoint and then just fight back and forth over tiny point gains the whole game, usually leading to a last-second steal
Blackbelly Skatepark was the best RM map ever and l'm tired of pretending it's not
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i only play dynamo rollers and i heard a new dynamo got dropped. havent turfed in forever, is the new dynamo cool?
>>527783879>that wamudraws animation
>>527784414In Splat 1 or 2?
>>527779326>>527779389Sorry small indie company we can only do so much with our small staff and tiny budget and very limited time. We need a 2nd job just to make ends.
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>beebs can’t be si-
>>527785374They've probably been working on Raiders since Splatoon 3 launched along with Side Order.
>>527784946It's the worst of the three kits. Sensor does nothing for it.
>>527786009Squidnapping this octo
>>527786184I get the feeling Raiders was going to be the 3rd DLC they had started planning after SO was finished. But after everyone being let down by how barren it was. They changed their minds about Raiders and turned it into a full game for S2 instead of a 3rd DLC that was going to be only another bare bones SP mode.
there was no third wave ever planned
All I ask for is customization in raiders
If Spl4t doesn't let me take my hard-earned gear into singleplayer I will condemn Nogami to FLAR
>>527787476what gave it away
>>527787476Wave 3 should've been the first game's single player mode remade in 3.
>>527787243DLC turned full game either should be like 40 bucks like how Torna was to XB2 or it needs to be worth the full 70 they're going to charge.
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>>527787523Agreed, but I can also see them just straight up making the Mechanic their own character with little customization allowed.
>>527786537you can do opening gambit memes like nova
and dynamo has cover abuse and slow attacks so predicting opponents behind walls is actually fairly useful for it
>>527786537oh
well
at least its different, i guess
does sensor really do NOTHING? its gotta be at least a little relevant for something.
>>527788049Abusing sharking faggots but that's about it
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We're all in agreement that sshot with burst + kraken was Nogami's way of dunking on aerogays, right?
>>527790480and as an insult to injury, he also put screen on it
>teethdisgusting
woomys have beaks
>>527790480>>527790651ngmi didn't maximize aero disrespect tho
he could've put it in the first wave with screen to make people bawk, and then reveal that shot got its kit instead for a second wave of dunking on it
instead, it got kinda ignored when both were revealed at the same time
he's too nice of a guy to be a good troll
why are we blaming ngmi and not inoue, he might've created woomies but he's the current game director of splatoon
>>527792182>ngmi>actually didn't mi
>>527792182Because Nogami is the development team's Moloch, and they all worship and sacrifice virgin woomies to him
>SourceTrust me bro.
>>527792182having a scapegoat makes people feel better
>>527792182he has betrayed us
it's all his fault
>>527792182nogami derangement syndrome is contagious here
>>527792709and inoue wouldn't be a good scapegoat?
>>527792182ngmi planted the seeds back in spla2n, now they have grown into an eucalyptus forest
nice if you are a koala (tl's note: one of the least intelligent mammals around), kinda shit if you are literally anything else
>>527792182ngmi was always the producer tho, no? and he's still one for 3
>>527793616ye but directors are the ones who steer the game, producers are mostly marketing and production costs
>raiders release coincides with a splat 3 update that replaces deep cut with the other groups while they are lost.
I dont really know what to expect for raiders.
>>527793908>you have to import a completed raiders save to get three idiots back>switch 1 players permanently liberated of those hacksbliss
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>>527793908Kino but I doubt Raiders takes place in the same timeframe as 3
>>527793674The shark rapes the small eel when it booyahs.
>>527793225he doesn't appear at official events to posture so he gets no flack
Splatoon 3 is a collective failure (as a game and sequel) anyway, there's no point in pointing at someone in particular so nogami can stay as figurehead
>>527794243deep cut clears mid sisters and flop the hook thoughbeit
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>>527792182I blame Nintendo for rushing Splatoon 3 out the door with dogshit maps and being forced to spend years trying to make the game feel complete. The seasonal format needs to go away as well, the best update this game received didn't come from a season update as well lol
>>527794718oh my god nigger we get it splatoon 3 killed your family raped your wife and burned your crops
>>527795129After Switch 2 update... Safe to say this game was a Switch 2 game originally till they decided to hold back on releasing the console for good 2 to 3 years.
We're getting a grand fest encore, complete with a grand fest big (re)run.
>>527795329All the switch 2 update did was improve framerate a bit
>>527795527all worth it to hear Ink Me Up playing in battles again
>>527795527I'm ready for team Past to win it all again
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We never got a big run in the plaza......
>>527795818>even more deep cut spinoffs confirmed in the futurekino!
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>>527796193Probably after the DK game comes out
>>527794451Splatoon progresses primarily in real time
so if it comes out next year it will take place 4 years after 3 and 2 years after the grand fest
Most likely when a new game comes out is when the previous game stops progressing in time
>>527796193Probably not until an august / september direct
>>527796597All the idols are going to be 30 year old hags...
>>527796753september is likely reserved for bing's 40th anniversary
though we might get another mario fest for 3
Panic and Lìmon molesting Joey in front of Big Man
>>527793908if we're lucky and we're still getting splatfests by then maybe we'll go back to only two choices
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>>527799740>having posts enabled at all during the month of june
>>527799923>They haven't changed to Japanese only postsI love taking a break looking at all the cute drawings.
>>527800030How does one do this? I did pick the JP setting for X battles but not sure how to do the rest of the game.
>>527800190Lobby, terminal, splatfest
>>527800190Splatfest region
>>527800190Don't do this. You're locked into JP plazas AND fests for 3 months before you can change it again.
>>527800451but all of the fests have been global except two
>>527800796watch splatoon 4 have a special jp switch only version with special gear and hairstyles westoids dont get
>>527793908>you can transfer gear from 3 to raiders by tossing it into the ocean. >any gear tossed this way washes up somewhere on the beach
>>527800451It's been mostly global and I haven't had issues with JP splatfests as well.
>>527800980accompanied with a special animation of your ceph stripping down
>>527800941That exists it's called Splatoon 2
>>527800941I'd assume anything like that would be tied to the cart like with Splat2 and all you would need is a JP cart and access to whatever codes they used for the gear. I got all the JP stuff in Splat2 like that.
>>527796193Hoping they announce a veemo mechanic soon.
>>527801206Actually thats a thought, you explode out of your clothes when splatted so you could drop your gear dark souls style and have to run back naked.
>>527801450>octolings still have half as many hairstyles as inklingsmaybe they can finally catch up with this game
>>527799740Those are the only posts i fresh
>>527799740if you dont want a free palestine i'll have yours.
>>527800980They havent actually shown any gameplay, nintendo has done some bait and switch.
>crashing on the island is actually a huge bait, >its actually just a short tutorial before you find the treasure>game is actually a splatoon level editor.
>>527802639It's still crazy to remember that Nintendo made sky islands a big deal in the ToTK trailers and made zero mention of the massive underground.
>>527802639>They havent actually shown any gameplaythey showed the mechanic collecting stuff and shooting at Big Man. A level editor would be nice, though
>>527803147>collecting stuffDidn't happen.
Has Cuttlefish been court ordered to attend sensitivity training yet to help him overcome his prejudices from days past?
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>>527799740you will never be a janitor
you're also retarded for not disabling the plaza
>>527803558INKOPOLIS BELONGS TO THE INKLINGS
*Cuttlefish holding hands with a pregnant Marina*
>>527803147They showed some very basic movement, which doesnt really spoil anything about the game, only real gimmick we saw was a short shot of the tank thing walking
I think vehicles might be a major gimmick since the charachter is a pilot. But
>>527802639Splatoon Nuts and Bolts
>>527804092Also the gadgets the mechanic is wearing, seems like they're important to the gameplay
>>527805430>zr is shoot main gun>l and r, being shoulder buttons, trigger shoulder gadgetsso that's why l button was never used...
>>527749424>went to a local card shop back home>one of the players is obnoxious and talks a lot of shit >on grindr one day, get a random dm, my profile doesn't have public pictures>he sent me like eighty pictures of his assholeI almost threw up
>land direct zooka shot multiple times
>lol they live
What the FUCK game?
>>527808449faggots the both of you
>>527801215>>527801227what im talking about is it not only a jp version of 4 but also the switch itself being region locked a type of switch that already exists
this is pure doomposting of course but still sounds like something nintendo would do
>>527808538haha 16 tick p2p that matches you with people across the ocean! isn't it funny when nothing you see on your screen can be trusted to reflect what really happens! based and redpilled multiplayer design thanks nogummy!
really great stage nogami i much prefer playing this over the new one
What does this face convey?
>>527809435she's experiencing heat stroke
GGs open. Raiders can't fucking come soon enough I swear to god
>7am in jap land
>3pm - 6pm in burger land
>still being matched against full enemy teams of laggy japs
???????????
>>527810495>ai slopkys tranny
>>527799740LAMO I also reported that weyy and a dumbass squidbagging inkbrush yeb.
>>527810617are you retarded? that's ikachangenema
>>527810742>erm you don't know this random shitty jap artist?kold why do you steal from and sexually assault your younger sister
Why does every single series have to start with two 0-100 stomp losses
this isn't fun gameplay ngmi
>>527811476Google fucking sucks foe reverse search.
>>527811476google image search now is use yandex's or suacenao
>>527811707I always use suacenao first but google is second when the sauce comes up dry. Besides this time it gave something funny.
Google the virgin search engine.
>>527809435>Why are these people suddenly so interested in me? They were crying and hating my guts over the crash 3 minutes ago.
>>527811476you won't find it anyway because the artist hasn't posted it publicly yet
>>527812150so you think he would be ok with you posting paid art for free? thats illegal
>>527812262ive seen artists charge extra for keeping something private, this is retarded and should not be respected
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>0-3 two series in a row
okay I get it ngmi, you don't want me to play series
>>527812262that art seems free to me mate
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>>527813120they should be paying me to keep their stuff private
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Why is Splatoon the only Nintendo franchise that can get away with such blatant sex appeal in an E10+ video game?
>>527815495>still no Zelda series dating sim
>>527815495>memories of triforce splatfestGood times… I still miss my fellow kinda enjoyer I hope they found more midna x link stuff…
Cool that Summer Nights is the first Splatfest we get with the updated feel of the plaza.
>>527815217Splatoon 1 had way less sex appeal than 2 and 3, this series just got naturally hornier as it progressed.
>>527711686It doesn't have a sub, it's fine.
>>527784570wow a dragonball picture on /ink/ which mexicunt like senda rainy broy panic limon posted it
>>527818782bro is jumping at shadows
>>527817769>Summer Nights SplatfestI like the look of Summer Nights, but fuck Splatfests in this game in particular. Three-way idol 3 bullshit, I'm fucking done with these Shitfest events outside of the looks/aesthethics.
Tried out UU SZ with the new wide roller wow you weren't kidding about this one splashdown and the zone is mine. Or a single lap with the roller and its mine
>spent 2 minutes doing nothing but rolling and SD the zone till a hydra finally got me.
Love the new wide roller and this was kind of fun SZ
>>527819342i fully expect them to revert some of the buffs they gave to swig now that it has some semblance of a real kit
>>527819472i mean, express was already pretty decent
>>527818782What happened to the first one, he used to host a lot of salmon run.
>>527819756chased off by schizos
Bring back Orion, bring back Nono, bring back South
>>527819472Nah we must follow in true Splat logic we shall "fix" UU zones..........
.....
.....
By adding a pole
And for no reason at all have a random tomwoom image.
>>527820810sex with durian woomies
>>527790480Aerofags kept crying on twitter.
>>527821504She can't help it she was born with small mask syndrome. No matter how hard she tries she can only create a small line to connect her eyes.
>>527822240What has she caught???
>>527822419Feelings for me.
Just me or have disconnects been more frequent after the update?
>>527824401>hime cut with visible eyebrows
>>527824307Probably random extra connection issues between Switch 1 and 2
>>527827041>wastes time squidbagging and doesn't rush the zone while the timer's ticking downAnd then you complain about losing
>>527827391small victories
>>527827041wow joye your so based for dunking on a japanese kid trying to enjoy a video game!!
>>527827041why are westerners like this
>>527827391we won that match thoughever
>>527827481>kidI'd be kinda concerned if a kid was awake at 2am playing vidya
>>527827573don't ask questions that sink you to our level.
>>527827573Because we have souls, unlike japs
>>527828628all this work and your team ain't doing shit.
>>527777184not by vidya standards
yes very by Mac desktop weenie standards
go to /v/ and even /g/ and they’ll tell you that 4K is too many pixels because it makes their video cards scream when playing games
>>527828925Truly, the splatoon experience.
Pro FRZN
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>>527830013Hate that they finally made Pro good by giving it the faggiest, most low-t kit in existence. I don't want to be a missile farming bitch.
>>527830112this is the first splatoon 3 weapon with a missile launcher that I actually want to play
sure you can hang back and paintfarm but it’s good enough for mid and forward work at B+ rank
>>527777184It's not native 4k though, it's upscaled from 1080.
>>527828948that's true though
4k is too much for modern vidya because it's a barely-noticeable difference for a massive increase in GPU power required.
4k is for videos/media, not vidya
>>527830321I thought the new Zeldas were upscaled from 1440p to 4K, at least. Is Splatoon 3 only getting upscaled from 1080p?
>>527830428I would assume so, since the game only runs natively at 720p handheld / 1080p docked. Maybe it's 1440p native now with the patch they put out, but when I tested it, text started looking crunchy and jaggy again so I'm assuming it's still being upscaled from 1080p.
>>527830328tell your woomy to shower
>>527830321most people can't tell the difference between native 4k and upscaled 4k, especially with the most recent DLSS
also I'm pretty sure it's 1440p native, atleast in the hub.
Here's your emberz slosher bro.
I'M GOING MINUS IN S+ THIS SEASON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>527831825splatfest beast
>5565 hours
This feels like a cry for help.
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>>527809435She's cute and perky
New splatoon nso icons are up on nso. Trannies come get your acht icon.
>>527833743acht's just a woman tho
>>527833743Acht is a grill
>>527831890What hurts the most is putting so much time and effort into a series you love and not being good all that good at it.
>>527834296This is how I feel about the new kits for my mains. I love dynamo, splash, and tent, but the new variants do nothing for me.
>>527834296Most people were not meant to succeed in life.
who cares about gender when everyone’s hot
>>527834986im not putting my male human penis inside a yebussy. it is made for woomies and veemos.
>>527834749None of the new kits do anything for me.
Angle's wrong, victory twist has the hips thrust forward.
>>527836164not even the 96 with tacticooler? You might be dead inside
>>527828948>>527830321In the majority of games if I increase the resolution to 4K from 1440p (using external software) I lose only around 5-10 FPS
Similarly if I drop it down to 1080p I only gain around the same amount
This is all games a few years old that don't have native DLSS/FSR
So it seems like 4K woomy may be worth it even if upscaled (and future games may be native)
Though I guess I should worry about actually getting a Switch 2 before that
>>527836471My aim is too shit for 96
>>527836464But tako's have bigger tits so she adjusted it to take that into account.
Would anyone care for salmo blammo at the hour? Im probably a bit rusty so please be patient
>>527836471Mechanic has a shirt knot. Please Nintendo give us shirt knot customizations in 3.
>>527836471I look like this
>>527831890>got to S+10 rank up after only playing 2 series and messing around in OpenUhhhh ok
>>527837986Gross same-species couple, octos should date squids
>>527838886that's not how the ranking system works
>>527839040Didn't do my rank up yet, with the new open point system you almost double the point increase speed. I only play 2 hours a day btw
woomies should be dating veemos
>>527839028So you wanna slom at the hour?
>>527836164i kinda thought dualie squelchers would be terrible compared to the other kits, but point sensor combined with wall combined with a longer range weapon is kind of fun.
>>527839582No I'll be sleeping
Have a clip of me playing badly on this rotation
i turf for more loicenses.
>>527840137Needless to say, your yebweey failed in little league baseball
>>527840137aw...
Salmo room going up, in case anyone wants to join
pic unrel
>>527840275And basketball
>>527840319now im definitely not joining
>>527840745stop making me feel bad asshole
>>527840319This is very nice.
>>527840821nah it was just taking too long anyway and im an impatient faggot, tummy was a last ditch effort for interest
Yous good man, im in the wrong, sorry
>>527840137>octoscum>maleHello GT
I'm gonna fish at some point since both of my mains are in the random rotation
but not tonight, it's too late
>>527841042You main tetras and clash blaster?
>>527840985Open the room...
At least its not meme rattle
>>527841356one sec, i went to the shop and sheldon began trauma dumping
>>527841587>>527841459Refresh the notification
>>527838274that messy ponytail is so much better than the one in the game
Unlucky
Unfortunate
Unperturbed
>>527841991maybe they'll add the new hairstyles from raiders into 3, if 4 is that far off.
>>527842472definitely not
>>527842472pretty sure they explicitly said it's single player
>>527842472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
>>527842959Mb forgot to delete the reply
I'll try to grab the king dw about it
GGs R! Glad we got that king. Nice gold scale we got
>>527844457GGs CD mans, it's been a long while so its nice to dip back in for a bit
and HELLS YEAH GOLD SCALE!!!!!!!!!
>>527844630intensely
>>527844630I agree
can we play together so I can her more aha
I haven’t seen any 1440p or 4K screenshots.
Does nobody here play on a Switch 2, or is everyone doing 1080p@120Hz?
>>527830321What is not native 4k? If you mean Splatoon 3 then yeah it isn't in the hubs at 1440p but in gameplay section is 4k that's according to the pixel counting nerds out there. Unless you mean rendering on a 1080p screen... You still get the 1440p and 4k benefits through downsampling. Adds a super sampling effect to 1080p users.
>>527846010Here's a 4k, but I'm pretty sure it's just upscaled from 1440p.
>>527845851Thanks for the doodle! GGs again!
>>527847105Not the same guy but if you REALLY wanna compare it to native 4k heres a screenshot you can try to mimic to compare.
>>527847105cucKold: how can i make this about me
>>527847774It looks the same I guess.
>>527844630the ass was fat
>>527848625Yep native 4k in gameplay sections and 1440p in the hub and apparently with the screenshot thing too lol. Now to rub some SMAA Ultra which helps abit cleaning up the image! Not as much but still better then raw jaggies.
>>52785287010k too much for my 3060 drops it down to the 20s in the hub and 40s in the gameplay on S1.
>>527853089Internal res 10K, shadow resolution Extreme 400%
struggles to exceed 45 in hub
>>527853796Pretty much what I have set up but 8k is playable at 30 fps at the hub and locked 60 in singleplayer and multiplayer.
>>527854089The power for super ultra whatever-the-fuck-marketing-term HD woomy already exists
Only the screen for it is missing
>>527854215I just keep it at 4k with everything cranked to the max and keep a locked 60 everywhere.
>>527836151Green hair and sandal straps made her look like Lum in the thumbnail (play button was covering the chest). That victory pose actually looks a lot like the iconic Lum dance, too.
Now I want a Lum outfit for my woomy...
>newest vacuum weapon (bp) was released on september 2023
>newest zipcaster weapon (squiffer) was released on march 2024
>>527850803>>527847774The banding on A3's hair makes me all nitpicky and ocd. Is this a RyujinX artifact?
>meanwhile on /ink/ in 2050 after the nintendo labo ultra carboard vr system is released allowing you physically interact with the game world almost as if you were actually there
>>527855154Happens on real hardware and Splatoon 2 with the hime cut as well.
https://x.com/nintendo_cs/status/1935210151394615415
>>527857087That's good to see.
Seeing as there isn't a nintendo general to ask this and I don't dare go to /v/ for obvious reasons, to those of you who have a Switch 2 how is it? I've read some worrying things to do with SD cards and storage space, are there any issues with those? Can I still use my old pro controller from the Switch for the Switch 2? I want a Switch 2 eventually but as hassle free as possible, been seeing people having problems getting games to work when migrating their account over from their original Switch as well
>>527859221Someone did a system transfer on theirs last week and the hours didn't carry over.
>storage spaceI can't comment since I have most of my stuff physical.
>Can I still use my old pro controller from the Switch for the Switch 2?Yes but you can't turn the Switch 2 on with it. I leave the joycons on the Switch. press the home button on it then turn the procon on. It's an inconvenience, but I just pretend like it's turning on a PS2 or GC.
>>527859221>Switch 2 how is it?Fucking great!
>I've read some worrying things to do with SD cards and storage space, are there any issues with those?What issues did you read about? I haven't experienced it heard of anything. But I skipped the 256GB card and am holding out until higher capacities are available.
>Can I still use my old pro controller from the Switch for the Switch 2?Yes, only caveat is that ProCon1 can't wake the console up, you need to and press the button. ProCon2 is a solid improvement in many ways, consider getting it somewhere down the line.
>been seeing people having problems getting games to work when migrating their account over from their original Switch as wellThere were individual cases, but it's not systemic. And like half of those were self-inflicted because people can't RTFM.
If you want to be on the safest side then backup your NS1 SD card to a PC, and then do direct console-to-console transfer rather than use the cloud option. Read what the screen tells you to do and nothing will go wrong.
>>527859221You’ll need to buy a new MicroSD _Express_ (not “Extreme”) card for your Switch 2. The old standard is too slow.
>>527859909To clarify:
Micro SD EXPRESS is needed if you want to install games to it.
Old Micro SD cards can still be used, but only to save screenshots and videos, the console won't allow to install games on them.
>>527859221the only issue I had with switch 2 is with Ninjala and the shop
Good thing MKW is more fun and woomies look better on the 2 I guess lol
>>527859909>>527860279When did Express start selling sd cards?
>>527859676>>527859848The pro controller not turning the console on sucks but it's to be expected given the hardware is different, an inconvenience but not enough of a concern for me to never buy a Switch 2. I can always get a pro controller for the Switch 2 in time
>>527859848The issues I have read are regarding these posts, which tell me what I wanted to know
>>527859909>>527860279So the type of SD card matters, that's what I had heard people complaining about because apparently SD Express cards are quite expensive in some places depending on the size of course
>>527860626Do you mean the Nintendo Eshop? I'm still not fully sold on Mario Kart World, honestly if a new 3D Mario game came out similar to Odyssey, 3D world or Galaxy then I'd have bought a Switch 2 on day one. It's a shame they didn't have more games lined up for release
>>527861065Ninjala is not compatible with eshop
Everything else should work
Reminder that every so called "Splatoon killer" has shit the bed and not even lasted a whole year before it effectively goes under
Here lies
>Sepia Go
>Crayola Scoot
>Foamstars
>Ninjala
>>527863032fortnite still reigns supreme
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>>527863032Every... Except one that didn't
>>527863463Different genre thoughever
>>527859221>to those of you who have a Switch 2 how is it?Amazing I love it and especially going back to old games that ran like shit now hitting their max frame caps and never dropping and same with their resolutions too.
>I've read some worrying things to do with SD cards and storage space, are there any issues with those?Only Express ones work if you plan on using it for storage for games. Otherwise older ones will only work for images.
>Can I still use my old pro controller from the Switch for the Switch 2?Yes you can and the only issue with old Pro controller is you can't turn the console on with it.
>I want a Switch 2 eventually but as hassle free as possible, been seeing people having problems getting games to work when migrating their account over from their original Switch as wellI havent had issues with migration with my account but I didn't rush through it like some people have with issues. All my saves carried over fine even non cloud supported games like Splatoon 2 too.
>>527863032splatoon 4 is going to be 10 years from this post
>>527863997>releasing on a wednesdayBait
>>527864272erm it would be a Monday if it was 10 years exactly
>>527863830my ceph can crank 90s
Any of the new brushes or brellas fun? I'm trying to decide if I should bother reinstalling. I do want to retvrn to underpass...
>>527864493The emberz octobrush is fun to play and the undercover brella is solid
one thing everyone forgot to mention is that matchmaking is still fucked and nogami made sure flar/fwar is in spatoon 3 part two
>browsing /v/ catalog because sleepless and bored at 3 am
>find a splatoon thread that thread watcher didn't catch
>in the thread a literal faggot posting videos of his faggot ass and grooming others to get in touch with him on twitter
jfc, and the /v/tards used to have the nerve to say that we were messed up somehow
>>527869467what's worse than that is you thought anyone cared about someone like that over on /v/
that person most likely has a mental illness, you consider yourself sane and brought that off topic shit here like anyone would be interested
leave that shit at /v/, better yet just don't ever fucking go to that schizo cesspit
>haven't played since Splatoon2
>get splatoon3 physical cheap
>can't get into any matches to rank up
I just wanted to play urchin underpass again :(
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The last sub was quick jump
Thanks NGMI
Maybe you ain’t so bad
>>527870357You can try joining lobbys in the pool to determine your hidden mmr
>>527869960Eh, you're right. I wish I could just fall asleep.
>>527870357iirc if you import save data from s2 you should be able to play ranked in s3 from level 1
still dont get how theres inkers who have become couples meanwhile im just a pisscel
>>527873249you have to use social media tbqh
t.married to some guy from /v/
>>527871681data is long gone on a dead switch.
>>527870689should be zero, I'm still just 'player' on rank1.
wasted about 30 mins now just retrying to join regular ass turf war.
mkw works fine online. This is what happens when chaos wins I guess.
>>527873916can we turf mate
I'll use a exp tickey
>>527873738>married /v/ posterOn second thought I'm glad I'm single
>>527873249What if nono found love before you did
>>527867641She's a sweet lady and I would make her feel like a young woman again
>>527875628you're so corny anon
Stop being in love with actual hags
>>527873249While I don't hate him, consider Ballin'
Do you really want to be in a relationship with a person like that? Who spent a portion of his life seeking attention from random people on an anonymous image board? Would you want to be his boyfriend knowing that he gets more pleasure trying to make people online he doesn't know angry than being in a relationship with you? I wouldn't, I'd rather be alone than deal with that level of mental illness. Speaking of which, a lot of /ink/ers are mentally ill, that's why they're comfortable being in relationships with one another as they're the only people that will accept them. Be thankful that you're probably sane and too "normal" for them to even consider you a possible partner
>on a loss streak
>game looks like win
>disconnect in the first minute
It's weird how often this happens.
>>527828628>off to the side away from zone>wasting time not inking zone but random tap fire in the empty area>clumsy bad movement>no plan when activating special>killed 2 seeming B rank players>not with teamLooks like a new player but you have a long way to go, that weapon you're using has good mobility but small range, don't box yourself in the deathpit like that ant longer ranged weapon or sub will delete you
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>>527878349They were flanking an enemy focused on maintaining a front on the main path to spawn which is the most basic thing a frontline/midline is expected to do.
Mini is nimble enough and now fast firing enough to be able to challenge a few enemies at a time given space. While this happens the rest of their team can suppress them ftom other sides and eventually wipe them out and retake the zone.
You sound like a shitter suggesting to stay afar and wait for things go happen. Winning is being part of the action.
>that tummy in the new set of splatoon icons
>that hand coming towards you
>the way the inkling looks at you
They know what they are doing...
Did everyone else watch Orange-chan's tour of UU on the app yet?
>>527833743Localized text is never canon
>>527879560yeah.
it's really retarded that nintendo put fucking anti-piracy measures into the app to prevent people from recording/screenshotting those videos.
>>527833743lmk when baby daisy is in rotation
>>527863032>Crayola Scoot???
>looks it up huh ok sure>box cover is blackbelly
>>527880849Woomy angrily drinking Guinness and calling rouge and rebel Inklings and Octolings a "cunt"
>>527879509You have horrible reading comprehension, go back and re-read my post and try again.Also no sometimes you do need to be on the defensive sounds like you're the feeder of the team.
You say to be part of the action but that new player wastes time fumbling off to the side and got lucky going up again other B Rank players who didn't use their subs, aim properly or any game sense. Why are you even so mad for pointing out how poorly someone else is playing?
>>527881137>rougeThe bat?..
>>527881223If he was playing poorly he would've died thoughbeit
>>527881249Egh, too lazy to correct the spelling, but sure, why the fuck not? Have a drunk Woomy call her a cunt too, lmao.
>>527881137British veemo walks in
>Oi wha dat ye say bout me ye worthless git!!! ya green hoser!!!
>>527881392Fucking kek, I could totally see that
Make it a woomy-centric sitcom of sorts akin to the golden age of sitcoms of the 80s and early 90s
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>>527881315>How the fuck did I get here and why is there a Scottish squid girl calling me slurs?
>>527881223A "feeder" that wipes a 2 or 3 enemies at a time before meeting his match is way more desirable than your inactive ass not engaging them at all.
>>527881713>Rouge the Bat punches Woomy for dropping slurs
>>527882227fatass, lose some weight
>the transcord rushing to defend the Mormon cucKold because he posted a bad webm
kek fucking pathetic
>>527883282why do you treat k*ld that way?
we should make a collective effort for more anon camaraderie
I really like peanuts, especially salted peanuts
>knows it's bait
>replies anyway
>>527881294You can still play poorly and not die, that's not mutually exclusive. Look at how much of a lead they enemy team got because both the person in the clip and his team were fumbling about. I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up losing or it was a close game.
>>527882227Why is your woomy so rough around the edges?
>>527881774There's a reason you're not in X Rank at high power.
>>527884426she's from Japan twitter
>>527810495>>527810742>>527811476so did anyone reach out to the artist to tell them the transcord were distributing their artwork without permission on 4chan?
>>527885651what tranny twitter code is this?
>>527885748I don't use twitter, troon, here's one you know
ywnbaw
>>527881713>Scottish squid girl She's Irish its like Rouge wants to start a fight with drunken Irish woomy
>>527885695>>527885480>>527885919Stop being obsessed over trannies and get off my site you newfag o algo
>>527885041Ah no wonder to high strung can't relax no wonder she can't smooth her shape. Poor woomy she's going to pull her back out if she's not careful
My power
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>>527884883My reason is that I'm a lazy motherfucker that hates grinding under stress(feels like work) so I barely play X.
So why was it bad when nono posted clips of him getting fast paced often skillful kills/wipes like consistently headshotting a crab tank with a fizzy how the fuck but when kold posts a very mid clip with obvious low rank players and it's critique in a non shitpost way it a sin and retards sperging out in defense?
>>527886783>2500+This is sadly better than 98% of inkers
>>527886829this post reeks of french
>>527886829The transcord are unironic groomers and kold is a mentality ill porn addicted mormon minor tourist from twitter so the trannies are defending him look at ballin
>>527887089I'm not Nono kold take your meds I'm pointing out the hypocrisy
>>527887082We're not even 100 players in the pool, barely around fifty and only 15 to 20 of us are publicly active.
You pulled those numbers from your ass, yeah you can count the number of /ink/ers that made it past 2500 power on with your fingers but still.
Can we hurry up and kill this thread to move on to a new one?
Give me cute cephs to fill the hole that has suddenly formed within
>>527887702Do you take male ones? They can fill your hole alright
>>527887309>often skillful
>>527887791Yes but I’m not talking sexual
I'm always talking sexual
>>527887702One of them is a ceph.
>>527888363Honestly any cute things at this point
This excels at cuteness, thank you
>>527887805Kold schizo doesn't give a shit about nono and is only using him to get to kold.
Nono left and is better off where he is now with people that appreciate him for what he is when we couldn't.
Woomy
>>527887702
>>527863032Ninjala was never competing with Splatoon and while it did shit the bed it is still technically alive. Or they're still puppeting the corpse arpund pretending it is, anyway.
>>527863032Marvel Rivals had a splatoon gamemode throughout winter. Unfortunately the game itself is on its last legs, not even porn could save its playerbase from dwindling
>>527888972>ninjala got anime with over 150 episodesWe lost the real battle
>>527889361Splat anime would have most likely followed the manga
I think we dodged the bullet with that one.
>>527889731A short series of slightly-linked episodes would suit the franchise better tbdesu
This is one of the few Nintendo franchises that seems to take itself seriously, the potential for worldbuilding is immense and yet they do nothing with it
I hope that changes with Raiders
>>527890125>This is one of the few Nintendo franchises that seems to take itself seriously>lmao human crystals
>>527890357>what is world building That's basically your average sci-fi shonen manga backstory. Alterna's backstory was done with almost zero irony, it was silly but they played it mostly straight.
>>527890357Not what I meant and (you) know it
>Mario has zero continuity>Pikmin wants to be taken seriously but every new entry flips off the one before it>Star Fox WOULD have been worthy of Nintendo didn't axe it
15-o
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>>527889731I want to see yebbies to pants each others, expose their tiny weenies and piss on one another when their inktank is empty. All animated.
Pickled prunes are so sour!!!
>>527890920>tfw no tsundere tako gf
>>527891201>Sells her allegiance for a sandwichGrim
>>527891250well it's allegiance's fault that it didn't have a better sandwich
>>527890357Splatoon has a continuous storyline, everything's not reset between entries, and there's been a significant increase in the amount of story content for these games. Basically none of Nintendo's other franchises are like this.
>>527891586I want Spl4t to have a great turf war museum, preferably between Shellendorf institute and museum d'alfonsino
>>527891586that doesn't mean it takes itself seriously, it just means it has a continious storyline
we all joke about the manga but splat's regular storyline, especially past splat1, is not that much more serious, and in many ways just as childish
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>>527894049This is racist
>>527894049Makes sense, Octo players tend to play like monkeys
>>527894108switching to veemo with painbruh
you inspired me
>Giving Veemo a banana
>Forcing her to eat it and make monkey noises while you film her with your Splatphone
Easy octo blackmail technique
falling further from enlightenment.
FAKE RACISM XDDDD SO FUNNY
>>527895974Yes. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. If you don't remember Toontown, you're not old enough to use this general.
>>527895974here's your reply
fucking reddit poster
>>527896279Forcing an unfunny meme is the most reddit thing you can do thoughbeit.
>>527854739good, fuck zipcaster
>hurrr let's make a special with absurd mobility and give it near-invincible armor and also huge 70 damage explosionsfuck off nogami
>>527896821>He says, while saying "thoughbeit"Go back to your containment site shartyfag
>>527897101Nigga even aerospray can shoot one dead, just shark on their asses or predict where they will land they barely have time to react and get away.
>>527899351not if he's dead from the 70 damage explosion
and if it's been in a fight with anything but itself, it will be dead from the 70 damage explosion
>>527897101>near-invincible>gets sniped anyway cause of shit netcode
are aerosprays worth maining
>>527903049mg is good for maps with small zones
rg is dogshit unless you're playing turf war
colorz is decent purely because it has burst bomb but you don't really have a special
