"Why are all the humans slutty androgynous troublemakers?" Edition
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i love my tax evading boy ralsei
>>527743346 (OP)>"Why are all the humans slutty androgynous troublemakers?"Because they have a desperate need for cock and brats are best disciplined by mating press.
YOUR TOO GAY
AAAAMAAAAAAAMAAMAMAMAMIIIIIAAAAAA
>Tenna statue from the Ball Machine doesn't appear
>No Spin Cake, also it didn't get stronger
>Only one new Dojo challenge
>No new secret bonus recruits like the tiny car
>Sweet Cap'n Cakes music store still doesn't let you change Castle Town's BGM
>No Susiezilla or chef minigames in the TV studio
>Rhythm minigame only has 3 songs and no chart editor
Please... just one patch to improve Castle Town... and I'll wait patiently until December 31, 2026 for Chapter 5...
>FRIEND will become some Omega Flowey monstrosity
Please Toby, grant me my one wish...
>>527743717FRIEND will be Inside Me (Sex Fucking)
What does Kris' status screen mean after beating the knight?
>>527743684I mean if we could at least get rid of the disgusting trannies that would be a start
>>527743760>has a friend in him
What did Ralsei lie about the prophecy in chapter 1?
It says nothing about a human or monster..it days the cage and the girl. Why does he constantly lie?
i bought some amiibo and its all your faul
its because of you im developing these gay hobbies
>>527743808because he's a little fag
>>527743808He was desperate
>>527743825>mindbreak Noelle>all we do is make her like Star Wars and Marvel moviesTrue evil
>>527743808Ralsei's thing is that he wants to follow the prophecy and is really scared of deviating from it
That's why he puts it in a way he thinks is the easiest to get the gang on board and why he lets Kris stop (You) from beating the Knight early even though he was kind of hoping you'd win
>>527743808Ralsei is a sociopath
>>527743993i'm more of a pre humans guy myself
>>527743808ITS NOT HIS FAULT!!!
UWAHHHH!!
>>527743825>developing these gay hobbiesYou're playing Deltarune. You already have at least one gay hobby.
>>527743590Spamton encouraging Tenna (and himself) to indulge in material pleasures like food, drugs, and sex...
In this household, we love Ramb
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>>527743993this image contains 1 human
It's funny I can handle killers and rapists but liars really piss me off
I'M GONNA KILL RALSEI
LITTLE LYING PIECE OF SHIT THINKJNG HE DESERVES TO BE HEARD
>>527744176In my heart, he's a true schizoboss
Why doesn't Ramb have a fandom? Rambbros did we lose?
>>527743993Not gonna lie, I can kinda see where that one weird human spammer was coming from.
>>527743646Cannot help but feel like this applies at least somewhat to real life humanity as well. Unfortunately, various factors have prevented us from just admitting that the vast majority of us are horny apes.
UT/DR homo sapiens are based cause they know what they are.
>Mom why are they beating up that girl
>Because she is humen, Kris Dreemurr, and they are evil monsters
>>527743346 (OP)We were always with them, always with them in the dark.
>>527744250No one will shed a tear for him
>>527744532>Your mother, your poor mother...what will happen if she wakes up?What did he mean by this?
>>527743346 (OP)I've been looking for a certain piece of art, it's Chara and Frisk holding hands facing each other. Does anyone have something like that? I scoured gelbooru and all the other boorus. Scoured google and can't find it.
>>527743346 (OP)This is now a thread for HUMANS.
No MONSTERS allowed!
>>527744691hard to judge but I have this one
It's been two weeks where are all the BURNING EYES remixes
Frisk is a precious scrunkly BUILT for headpats.
Still really damn curious why they went to Mt. Ebott in the first place.
>>527745026I think I remember the reason being it was a dare in order to be rewarded with a blowjob.
>>527745165AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>527744824>>527744851Those aren't it, but thanks anyway.
It's completely colored, they're both wearing shorts and have big heads, (very cute kid proportions) There's no text on it, they just look very cute.
>>527745026its because they heard there was a shorter line to fuck your mom there
>>527745165AAHHHHHHHHH FUCKING RUN
IT'S HERE
>>527745165https://youtu.be/55fveYGQ3Vw?si=sxaL6ffk47ZzVax5
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what will he realize?
>>527743808he's trying to manifest destiny, obviously.
he wanted to use more encouraging terms than 'cage' and 'girl', though human and monster aren't exactly much better, if anything it's more vague.
but hey, it's not like this prophecy could be misinterpreted at all, could it?
>>527744116I don't know if I'll ever understand why exposed shoulders make my caveman brain go wild.
>>527744691>>527745238I'll post what I have that sorta fits the description
Oh Rudy is short for Rudolph. I get it.
>>527745457>didn't read his patient chart
>Kris finally gets temporarily free of the SOUL
>their first action as fully themselves for a while is to slam some chocolate milk, pass on the counter for a second, and just spend some time piano noodling
This sequence is just kinda sad, honestly.
>Ralsei's initial explanation of the prophecy is extremely simplified and has elements changed to make it easier for the heroes to saddle up and go do it and not worry about the details
>Uses the same 8-bit music and art style from Undertale's intro
>Ralsei is almost certainly aware of the player, the guy that's played Undertale
Hmmmmmmmmmmm........................................
>>527745457I want to burn this stupid holiday family alive in a mid summer bonfire and I fucking hate summer god I hate thekr faggy little haha christmas xdddd names
>>527745507i wonder what was the plan, actually
Does Kris just skulk around like that or is he physically weak without the soul?
>>527745579Grinch real? And plays Deltarune??
>>527744691My charisk vaults run deep but something simple as "holding hands while facing each other" is a touch too vague to plunder.
>>527745597it's debatable but i think he acts creepy in front of the soul to scare it. he moves normally when it's not looking.
>>527745597When they regain control it's like their whole body's fallen asleep so it takes a bit for them to move around normally
Toriel has terminal shit taste for letting this go
>>527745751That's... Actually the first good explanation I've seen for why they seem to shamble about at first in all scenes then get more active later.
>>527745593Something something promise. In the moment they just wanted a fucking minute. And then their boss called to spew a bunch of vaguely ominous crap.
So, the software you wrote, the art you drew, the plushie/chair you made turns into a darkner. What he/she would be like?
>>527745597I'm a diehard believer in the "Kris is aura farming" theory
why cant we just break Kris' arms so he stops taking us out of him?
>>527745840Damaged schizo suffering from abandoment ((I never finish anything))
>>527745238Unlikely but here's one.
>>527745840>working on a video game>room filled with abandoned camera equipment from collegeI'm getting sent to a chapter 3 nightmare world so hard
>>527745593>remember kris>you promised you would twat swat susie at the festival
>>527745597It's really difficult to tell if they actually need the soul to live or if they really are just a weirdo gremlin who staggers around everywhere (affectionate).
What if Toriel's vibrator came alive during the TV world
>527745846
>"aura farming"
>>527745593drinking choccy and play the piano for hours
what deltarune characters are pear-shaped?
>>527746012>there is no way to talk to the Chairial darknerToby robbed us...
Ralsei wears childish underwear.
>>527745453>>527745469>>527745729These are adorable. The one in my mind may be gone from the internet forever, it's a shame.
>>527746191the one on the left does look a bit like toby
>>527744613She won't be allowed to life. All witnesses are to be eliminated.
Dess is a red herring. Rudy's actually the knight. Screencap this.
>>527746194ralsei only wears underwear in four colors: white, black, green and fuchsia
most are simple pieces and you wouldn't be able to tell if they're meant to be male or female underwear
some are decorated like old timey underwear that your grandma would wear
There's also a lancer pair of boxers, panties with the deltarune emblem, and a pair of heart shaped object underpants
also probably an unused pack of diapers
>anons...
>im so angry...
>you are just a bunch of perverts
>>527746236At least you got the thread to post cute charisks
>>527745323>that drop of blood at the edge of the couchThe fact that Kris is doing this in the weird route makes it 100% funnier for some reason
>>527746467ok person who would deeply sniff the inside of Susie's shoes if she ever saw her take them off
Cucked Noelle art era ha begun
>>527746083The ones who you feed enough...
>>527746467nice pixel consistency Noelle.
Toby should be using Susie's theme more. There was no reason to use lost girl for her sad monologues.
Dess was a hallucination and all the rest of the town think the Holidays and Dreemurrs are fucking insane
>>527745507>>527745593The plan was fucking around and wasting time while the soul sat in a box
>>527746723is it only me or has the don't forget leitmotif been popping way more than usual in these last two chapters? specially CH4
>>527746624I've rather plundered my depths. Lots of Chara and Frisk hugging and kissing and killing and various other things, but holding hands isn't that common.
chances of kris/soul figuratively linking the first flame in ch10?
>>527746841krisp's sanity will run out long before ch10
>>527746589Noelle would be into that, I think
>>527744246A fucked up Werewire form would've made perfect sense for Ramb. Surprised Toby didn't go with that. The wire theming would've worked well for a Purple Soul revisit, too.
>>527746823Well Chapter 4 is all about the prophecy so it makes sense. I doubt we will hear it as much in later chapters until maybe the end.
Drew Tenna on phone, I LOVE TV!!! I LOVE TENNA!!!!!
>>527746723think about who's in the room when lost girl plays
think about who lost girl is actually associated with
the soul inside of Kris is Dess', it's been so fucking obvious as of chapter 4 and I can't believe you retards refuse to acknowledge it
the soul inside of Frisk was Chara's in Undertale why are you all so fucking hung up on the idea that the soul in Deltarune is an injected entity
>>527746589>hahaha you are banging my crush!
>>527745571If Ralsei is aware of the player, he's also aware that the player knows that Undertale's intro is a fake-out. The child we see in the intro isn't Frisk, it's Chara.
So, anons:
Are you a they/them Kris truther, a he/him Kris contrarian, or a she/her Kris madman?
>>527746952>Dess's soul initiates SnowgraveB-based?
Dess groomed Kris.
Dess kissed Kris.
Dess ____ Kris.
>>527746589every day until she likes it
>>527746951COMING STRAIGHT TO (you)R PHONE
>>527747048>still doesn't know what Snowgrave representsbased retard
I think the combat is getting more and more awful desu
rape....Rape...
RAPE!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>>527747043i use he/she interchangeably depending on what i'm posting. it's fun not knowing what's down there.
>>527746952Why does Dess flirt, mindbreak and soulrape her sister? I didn't know Toby was THIS based!
Noelleโs character arc is accepting Susie is straight, concluding with her being the Maid of Honor at Krusieโs wedding
>>527747043I don't do pronouns period. Male Kris is the default, female Kris is a nice R63.
>>527747043and so it begins...
>>527747043I stan my nonbinary monarch,
>>527747043Im a "toby made it so you can use any gender because of self inserting who gives a toss" type deal if you want to use him use him if you want her use her its a bunch of pixels on the screen its not gonna get triggered yeah?
syrup choccy isn't as tasty but i guess it's handier than powder.
>>527747135Dess... calm down...
>>527746051One of the many reasons why Spamton is based.
>>527747061didn't actually do either of those to
>>527746385Yup, spot on except the diaper pack is half empty. And if you gifted him some embarrassingly cute ones, like something with a cute animal print, he'd wear them if only because they were a gift from you.
>>527747043FemKris manic glee.
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>>527747043It matters not.
All three have [Kromer] and it can be absorbed!
>>527746051wait why are the stereo trio whatever the fucks in misogynistic
Someone needs to update this now.
>>527746952It's explicitly a human soul and not a monster soul. If you say some shit about Dess secretly being a human, you are retarded.
>running gag from UT that these two knights are bros that have a bromance (that blooms into a romance)
>always refer to eachother as their bros
>this continues into DR with them involved but call eachother bros
>gag and nuance is destroyed for seemingly no reason in chapter 4
for what purpose Toby?
>>527745597If we judge by Undertale, Kris needs SOUL for empathy and all other feelings. SOULless beings luke Flowey are basically sociopaths. When the souls of six humans and all monsters were inside Hypergod Asriel, it was enough to reignite his empathy and other feelings for a while.
So if he gets rid of the SOUL for good, eventually he'll lose all feelings.
>>527747563Why isnt alphys at 100 on the x axis?
Dess... was an awful person...
>>527747567>The cage with human soul and parts>the cage has a human soul and parts>Darkners refer to all humans and monsters as Lightners>Monsters can utilize determination to open Dark Fountains>Monsters bleed>BUT THEIR SOULS ARE STILL TOTALLY DIFFERENTretard.
>>527747241We should act like /utg/ is an office block now.
>>527747575It was never funny.
>>527747575I love them
They are cute
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>>527747575You can also interpret it this way:
They are romantically involved, but despite that they are also still best friends for life. And if you think about it. Isn't that a true relationship goal?
>>527747043the closet scene
the closet scene with the second kris
it's multiple krisses
its multiple vessels
some have a pussy
some have a dick
some have tits
some got nothing
Some got everything
kris is they/them not because they are non-binary but because they are multiple niggas
we will be able to make canon selfcest kris possible
we'll make ralsei wet his panties through his diapers
We'll march in the name of the pipis towards susie's home to sacrifice sans to her parents and take turns raping noelle
it only makes sense, that's why kris is so hungry all the time, he has to share food with atleast 6 other siblings, one for each soul
the day is to come, just you wait
>>527747648A monster soul is not a human soul even if they're functionally identical. It would just say soul if it wasn't specifically human.
>>527747670i'm stealing all the breakroom donuts and giving them to spamton and tenna
>>527747648>BUT THEIR SOULS ARE STILL TOTALLY DIFFERENTI mean yeah. Did you play Undertale?
>>527747057Kris would make a fine exotic human whore in his hometown
who is more zesty?
spamton or tenna?
>>527747806>Kris only has the one soul inside their bodyokay, why doesn't Kris die immediately then when they pull it out
>>527747575I like how they wear sickass knight helmets for no reason at all in DR
I want to play Noelle's butt like bongos desu
>>527747043I'm a "Tobysoft humans are hermaphroditic" truther
>>527747873You don't need a soul to live. Gingers are living proof of this.
if you inspect the heart pillows at noelle's after carol arrives they're described as heart or human soul shapes. not every rule from undertale may have carried over but it seems monster/human souls are still different.
>>527747819Iโm going to join in to the feedings and if you try to keep me out, Iโll snitch.
>>527747820Deltarune and Undertale are.
get this.
UNRELATED
it's literally in the name.
>>527747670WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY LUNCH?!
I HAVE IT LABELLED FOR A REASON
FESS UP
IF YOU DON'T I'M BRINGING THIS UP TO HR
It's (My) soul because I said so.
Its goals are closing all fountains and shagging Noelle.
>>527747575toby's getting old and he's forgetting the joke or the new team doesn't like the joke
>>527747873Because human souls are just housed in the body, the body doesn't depend on the soul to exist or vice versa.
>>527747575To confirm that angelism isn't homophobic in case the sin doctrine wasn't clear enough
Detracts from the joke but the joke was getting stale anyway
>>527747563asgore further to the left
noelle, ralsei, kris, undyne, napstablook, alphys susie and berdley go higher
move sans lower and further to the right
move mettaton slightly downwards, almost unnoticeable
may have to start a folder
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KRIS IS A SCHIZOPHYLUM COMMUNE FUNGUS WITH 23,000 SEXES AT ONCE
So we can all agree that Rouxls is a Formsoft fanboy, right?
>>527747865Tenna has some pretty gay looking poses/animations, so I'd say him. Spamton just looks like too much of a nightmare.
Seam is 100% going to become a schizo boss after they get all the shadow crystals arent they?
Bet his soundtrack will have a hopes and dreams motif. My theory is he was Asriel's stuffed toy because a drawing or picture of Seam is on Asriel's PC.
https://x.com/OMinecraftera/status/1930975566225641578
>unironically better Tenna model than the official one.
thoughts?
>>527747926I forgot about that, you're right
>(It's a heart or human-soul shaped pillow, depending on your opinion.)
>>527747873determination. duh
>>527748049for fuck's sake.
LIGHTNERS
HEART-SHAPED OBJECT
DELTARUNE IS NOT UNDERTALE
THE VAGUE STATEMENTS ARE MADE ON PURPOSE
you guys are so frustratingly dumb I bet you don't even realize there's four central figures in the prophecy in the church.
'the first hero, the cage with human soul and parts'
'the second hero, the girl with hope crossed on her heart'
'the third hero, the prince alone in deepest dark'
'and last there was the girl, at last there was the girl.'
>DUH, SECOND AND LAST? SAME THING!
https://x.com/danieldelangelu/status/1934584105032630752?s=46&t=hrHVtEmpJiyTAXgOyfVKAg
How could a guy like this make a rape scene?
>>527748209>betterThe fuck are you smoking
>>527748209Looks worse. Sometimes less is more.
The Deltarune 10 year anniversary concert is going to be so fucking long
>>527748401'this is unambiguous'
>never once has a MONSTER SOUL been shown or mentioned in DeltaruneTHE OMISSIONS MEAN SOMETHING, RETARD
why will you people NEVER think about what the characters AREN'T saying
>>527748192King advises that Seam became a broken man after he had to TRAP and BETRAY Jevil, so I'd expect there to be some follow up.
>>527747575i actually like it getting confirmed to be a gay relationship, homosexuals of the male gender are confirmed canon now instead of just giving you hints yet never confirming it, can't wait for japan to ban the game for this reason
>>527747043The game uses they/them for Kris, and thus so do I. Simple as.
Kris will be the final schizo boss.
>>527747670>>527747819>>527747961>Tenna is head of company media>Spamton is the [[EMAIL GUY!]] (runs the mail room)>Queen is lead of the IT department>Seam is the jaded oldfag in the office who's worked there since 1066>Gaster is the one employee nobody can ever find, he's on the time table and all his work is always done but nobody ever sees him>King is a fat fuck manager who mistreats his workers
>>527748517The original
star walker
is definitely a Titan spawn.
assisting ralsei with his diabolical plans because he is just too cute
>>527747043I assign Kris as male, checkmake faggots.
does Gerson really only say โIโm old!โ once?
>>527748517* Susie, Iโm being honest when I say this, we are fucked.
>>527748209head shape is completely off model to the original, people get that part wrong so often even when going for as on model as possible
>>527748464>my headcanon is more reasonable than evidence backed up by the gameInteresting hill to die on.
>>527748685isn't that gayer?
>>527748464Explain why it specifies that the heart shaped pillows are HUMAN soul shaped and not just soul shaped. There are already places in the game where souls are referred to without specifying species, like that one library book. The implication of specifying "human soul" is clearly that it doesn't apply to monster souls. That's how writing works, generally.
>>527748728Only if you want to fuck him.
>>527747575... Did you actually play the game? The way you defeat them peacefully is to get 1 to confess his feelings for 2. This involves getting 2 to take his armor off, making 1 get hot and bothered at his manly pecs. These dudes have always been hard gay.
>>527747873Kris is a Darkner made from Chara's Knife. They're based on everyone's memories and perception of Chara, and don't need a soul to function... but because the memories of Chara slowly dying from Buttercup poisoning is so deeply ingrained in everyone's mind, they're reduced to a the zombie-like gait
>>527748672Damn straight (gay)
https://x.com/saltydkdan/status/1934798091712094380
>>527748780Why wouldn't I want to fuck Kris? Are you stupid?
One of the unused prophecy's. I see why they discarded it though
>it will snow
isn't much of a prophecy.
>>527748757okay, who said it was a human soul, was it an actual character in the game, or was it the fucking voice inside your head in the game?
if something is the shape of a human soul, and a monster soul looks the exact same as a human soul now, is that statement suddenly a falsehood?
>>527748820At what point in that post do I say they aren't gay or in a romance you fucking retard.
>running gag from UT that these two knights are bros that have a bromance (that blooms into a romance)
>>527748881yeeah.
trying to say it will snow in a mysterious cool way comes across as a highschool essay trying to sound sophisticated.
so good on them for trashing this.
anymore scrapped ones?
>>527747917Based and logic-pilled. It's just math.
>>527748881it'd make it too obvious that it's going to snow in Chapter 5 and it's going to be plot significant.
that would make it too obvious that Noelle's the actual second hero in the prophecy.
but let me guess, you don't know actual natural snow is a traumatic trigger for her yet.
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Thank you to the anons who complimented my art last thread. Here is another drawing I'm working on
Streets saying toby fox is a shotacon
>>527748881had to make space for the jockington beard one
>>527749024very cute.
but crotch tuft needs to be bigger.
>>527748852>HE FOUGHT A BEAAAAAAAAR! GERSOOOOOON!
>>527749039damn, toby fox is based
who knew
>>527748881sans already spoiled that in undertale xbox
>>527749039He's friends with Omocat, so that wouldn't surprise me.
>>527748890>actually pulling the unreliable narrarator cardHoly fuck. This is just embarrassing now.
>>527749024>>527749076I agree to the furthest extent possible. Maximize the bush.
>>527749064Tobyโs got his priorities straight
>>527749179fine, feel free to screencap my posts and show me how wrong I am next year.
>>527743696please understand ch5 was supposed to release with 3 and 4 but Nintendo said "make it console release date or else" and he had to chop his spaghetti code in half.
>>527748890What game do you think you are playing?
>>527747241WHAT ARE THE VESSEL'S PRONOUNS
>* Kris's SOUL emitted a brilliant light!
I feel like this is confirmation that the soul we shuffle around the screen really does belong to Kris
Earlier chapters said "your soul" but chapter 4 sometimes says "Kris's soul"
>>527749039streets saying asriel touch kris and thats why he quiet
>>527749179>Voice inside your headSo, Kris? That would be a terrible way to frame โunreliable narratorโ. Kris wants to BE a monster, that nigga would know about monster souls
>>527749262Deltarune, do you think you're still playing Undertale?
Catch up.
>end of chapter 7
>our heroes finally beat the big bad villain.
>grand celebration after the victory
>Susie turns to Kris
>"i love you Kris. my MASCULINE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, 100% MALE friend"
>roll credits
>>527749281Kris keeps us in a cage, we're their property.
>>527749024GUH GOT DOE ON MY MIND
what did tobias mean by this scene?
>>527749365You forgot the last line.
>Noelle suddenly turns around with a shocked expression.>"You're a GUY?!"
no idea how to pronounce the names of the weather guys because i canโt tell if the lack of ร is a font thing or what
>>527748192Yes but you can only fight him in the weird route where you become one with Noelle and control her instead of Kris
The files say she can equip certain swords like the BlackShard and you use that to beat Seam, take the PureCrystal then fuse with ThornRing to make TwistedSword
He definitely got a load of that guy
>>527749365>"actually sussy i have a pussy"
>>527749496I only remember him saying it in the flavor text for the Old Man act
Favorite character voice sound font?
>>527748881The winter is coming
>>527749531Pelvis arch begging to thrust into something
what if Kris was TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the dark world for millennium?
>>527749678did he marry Head Hathy in there
>>527749609gaster killed this nigga
fat office spamtenna sexo...
Why is Susie just actually the best?
>>527749469That things are going to get really exciting from this point on
>>527749520I bet the Thorn Ring will be permanently fused to Noelle on the weird route so you won't be able to create the Twisted Sword
>>527749624I like Papyrus because itโs impossible to spell, Susie because itโs weirdly smooth compared to her other soundclips that make her sound like the chalk equivalent of Salt Crab, and Jevilโs one just sounds really cool
honorable mentioneth to DOODEEDOODEEDOODEE
>>527749624Gerson. Sounds bouncy
>>527749469Just noticed Susie has a different overworld sprite for this scene
>>527749762you can't unequip the thorn ring once it's on in Chapter 2, right? the fact it was 'equipped' in the Light World along with that sound cue likely means it's now a permanent fixture on Noelle.
so...no swords for her in Weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG0DD9YKhDI&
>>527749757that's right
among us
>>527745632Sorry water lady, but I drink straight from the tap.
>>527749469I think it meant to convey that Krisp got stunlocked by the question
>>527749531That tummy on Tenna guh
>>527749624Sad TV flashback voice
why do people keep saying dess molested kris?
>>527749365It would make sense, considering Frisk was quiet about his (her?) name for an entire game, basically saying nothing when everyone is using the wrong name.
>>527749762>>527749874I mean here's a very possible outcome
What if Noelle gets "used up" alongside the thorn ring to make the twisted sword? What if the pure crystal is created from Noelle rather than it being mashed togetherfrom shadow crystals? (snowflakes are literally crystals of pure snow)
>>527749741NOTHING IS WRONG.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE.
GLORY TO /UTG/STKA
>>527749935>Soul trying to prevent Kris from spilling spaghetti>Kris trying to prevent Soul from spilling beansequally as likely lemao
>>527749975horny losers fantasizing about getting molested by an older girl as a kid
and I'm one of em
>>527749886I was wondering when someone would post this.
>everything is exaggerated for the joke, but nothing's actually wrongHuh. I'm a fan of "I like you, you're my pet now.".
>>527749762you have to cut off her finger to steal it
>[S] Kris: Ascend.
>>527745308That she was flirting with him? Like that anon that had the tomboy write meet me in the parking lot after school in his yearbook but he never looked.
>>527749469The game is breaking
>>527749746Uhhh well it's because *unrolls scroll for reasons Susie is based and the scrolls keeps unraveling out the thread*
>>527749745Best idea Iโve heard in a while, I might even draw itโฆ
increasingly pear-shaped tenna...
>>527749975Whenever there's a big sister-type character slightly older than the protagonist, people project their desire to be molested as a child onto her. It's a natural phenomenon you need not question.
>>527749469nice programming tobysoft. hope whoever let that slip got fired.
what would voice sounds for the humans be like?
>>527749469The way Susie goes from being super concerned to laughing it off makes me think Something intervened to keep the plot on track
>>527750050honestly, I think the Twisted Sword is meant to be equipped BY Noelle, it's effect is Trance Down, which means it may actually counteract any lingering effects that Snowgrave in Chapter 2 had on her, you may need to make the Twisted Sword and equip her with it to get the 'good' ending for the Aborted Snowgrave route, which may actually end up being the best ending because it's one that would require you to fight and beat all the shadow crystal holders for it, making it the route you have to work the most for.
>>527750209i headcanon kris sounding like conker
>>527749762There's nothing saying it's on there permanently no matter the circumstance, nor that there won't be a special case where she can hold a second weapon along with the ThornRing until she gets the PureCrystal which would again create another extraordinary circumstance where the ring allows itself to be fused to make what is probably the most special item in the game.
>>527750050>Malius pounds Noelle with his squeaky head a few times>Got the Twisted Sword!Pure kino
>>527745507I wish there were more options for us to let Kris do his thing, seeing her go without eating any real food for what is it, three to four days now? is kinda sad. But no, Tobias Fwugradiaton Kitsuneson has to troll the player at every opportunity, fuck you if you want a happy ending dumbass, Kris will starve to death under your control and it'll be your fault.
>>527750234Yep we broke something
>>527750209just realized this sounds like ESL nonsense, Iโm talking about the dialogue noises.
With the internet down Kris hasn't been able to jork it to hot monster girls online. He must be so pent up...
>>527749469Just noticed the palette shift. Honestly this scene was almost as haunting as the couch one somehow.
>>527750291The way aborted Snowgrave in chapter 2 just snaps back to the normal route makes me think that aborted Snowgrave will have zero consequences beyond a severe lack of Nubert in Castle Town.
>>527750209Chara would tick with a high and sharp sound.
Frisk would tick so quietly it barely registers.
Kris, as we know, is deadpan and mumbly. A muffled middle register.
>>527749624the one they use for non-special characters and written text, the generic one
i'm also fond of the laugh sfx (king's, lancer's, susie's, queen's, spamton's, jevil's, but specially gerson's)
>>527750152I'd love to see it...
>>527750532It encapsulates perfectly the sinking feeling of a loved one discovering you did a horrible thing. I like to think the dialogue box is Kris going on panic mode
>>527750291I don't think trance down or the sword will have anything to do with Noelle if it's created from the shadow crystals and is specifically tied to the aborted route.
It's took weak of an argument to say it would counteract lingering effects, since almost nothing changes in chapter 2 if you abort snowgrave aside from some dialogue.
If trance down actually means anything, I would actually assume it would give Kris more control over the soul (as it's his namesake) or perform another function that will make more sense in a later chapter.
>>527749469>unique face of agony spriteAll the noelle cuck art is just cope for the fact that we're getting an entire susie cuck chapter.
>>527749624Spamton NEO. I am not biased whatsoever. Also, yes, Spamton has unique text noises for his NEO form.
>>527750534we'll have to wait and see when Noelle's in the party again, because some part of me thinks she's going to be a little twisted by Snowgrave, maybe some fixation, urge to get the ring back that would manifest fully in the aborted snowgrave ending if you DON'T get her the Twisted Sword.
I'm considering writing a greentext about that concept, in my mind it's tragic, but not as bad as things could have been, about ultimately her choosing to seal herself to the thornring in order to save everyone
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i love my boy ralsei
The humans erected another barrier that's why we're playing Deltarune this is all a case of using human SOULS to free monsters again open your eyes
>>527750541I feel like Frisk doesn't speak much but when they do speak it's loud and clear
>>527750304We thought that Kris' choices didn't matter because we're controlling him.
But really it's our choices that don't matter because Toby is railroading us.
>>527749624Tennaโs voice is very fun
It would be interesting if there's another opportunity to obtain the Thorn Ring in a later chapter and you're kind of "breaking the game" by getting it way back in chapter 2.
>>527750057>soul, please>purpose of proceeding?
>>527750916OUUUUUGH SCAREY :(
>>527750681>Chapter 5 Weird Route is going to be all about breaking Susie's trust and possibly getting Asgore arrested + ruining any hope of reconciliation with TorielKris is gonna SHIT
>>527750691REACH SO TALL WE CAN SEE
[H E A V E N]
it would be funny if Undertaleโs pacifist ending ended with a pan to the right when theyโre on the cliff and itโs like 30 fucking humans and they shoot the monsters to death
>>527750304Yeah, I don't undertand it. I WANT to eat those pancakes. They even had time to fucking clean Kris' room, but pancakes are forbidden? And it's somehow "my" fault, despite interacting with them like a trillion times? Come on!
And that Chapter 4 tea party with gerson was weird as hell. I AGREED to the tea party. This means that you should act like you're participating on it, Kris. It's means YOU SHOULD DRINK THE TEA, if you can't get the hint. But no, Gersin and Ralsei had to convince Kris to close his eyes and then basically hand-feed him, to make it possible, like he's paralyzed or something.
>>527750691I love whenever Spamton NEO has a fuzzy neck and shoulders, I want to preen them...
>>527748640Who would Nubert be?
>>527751052undertale true ending
>>527751052Chara was right
>>527750925What if Spamton's special deals are ONLY game breaking bugs?
>>527751031I don't think Weird route is capable of fucking up Kris' life that much. It's a route about trying to find a new option for the prophecy. ERAM suggests the Weird route is only possible because Kris desires some of your choices even if regretfully. I think Kris would rather kill themselves than let you destroy everything they love like that.
>>527751108He's the one guy in the office who does nothing but vibes inexplicably improve by his presence.
Everybody loves him.
>>527751052i was thinking about it.
>do you think they'll ever go into detail about humans?like show any humans besides Kris or at least acknowledge it. the story is already full as is without it i feel tbf.
>>527750925>getting endgame weapons super early via game break shenanigansHomestuck
Who was that motherfucker dancing on the left in the sanctuary you cant go back to see them again
>>527751252>Tenna: Retrieve arms
>>527750479>locks door>make quick fountain in his room, he also makes sure the How To Draw Dragons book is in there and the computer with some saved lewd files is on>fucks everything in there>closes fountainInternet is a thing of the past now
>>527751049ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS [Big]. THEN WE'LL BE THE ONES MAKING THE [Calls]
>>527751067I don't like when people give Spamton NEO fur or feathers, I prefer when he's just portrayed as a hulking metallic monster. But I can look past it if the art is cool enough.
>>527751156>It's a route about trying to find a new option for the prophecy.Seems a little hasty to assume that doesn't it
>>527751108does ramb get to be PR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JisAX5lATV8
What did Tobias meant by this?
>>527750393>>527750209I imagine Kris very softspoken, regardless of gender or appearance
>>527751279Either an enemy type from chapter 5 with an early cameo, or it will randomly show up in your Castle Town if you recruited everyone in chapter 4.
what nationality do you think Frisk and Chara are (probably not american because that would lead to
>>527751052)
randomly decided to beat Sans again. jesus he is actually like easy as fuck, how the hell did people get stuck on him for 10 hours back in the day.
>>527751368>It's a route about trying to find a new option for the prophecy.no
weird route is about the player making noelle into mindbroken stockholme syndrome cumdumpster
>>527751424>food theme darkworld at ICE-E's (or maybe the diner)i can unironically see that.
>>527751464burning good food on Undyne probably
>>527751476>Toby fox if he's not a hack
>>527750665>it would give Kris more control over the soulAfter (you) equip it, the rest of the game is a non-interactive cutscene. We can see what Kris is doing, but not interact with the world in any way, shape or form. Then Kris dies because he failed to pump SOUL with enough HOPE during the Roaring. Turns out he needed the player, after all.
>>527751329>black and white, sketchy dragon book lady with a cigar in mouth dressed like a cheap hooker>same as always, kris?>you gave 5.000 dark dollars>i used to have dreams yknow, i thought your brother would continue drawing me more and more refined until i was a true lady... guess this is as refined as i'm gonna get>anyways get ready for your paperjob
>>527751363There are different options, my ideal is probably a bit of "feathers/fur" but still artificial/mechanical looking. I would still give hulking mechanical jagged angular S.NEO a kiss and polish him...
>>527751840gurls don't play videogames
>>527751840Very much so
>t. Barbecue grill
>>527751840No, women don't like anything except for shopping
>>527751840Only ones that get money for playing it.
The primary audience is gamers and fags.
>>527751840yeah itโs pretty nice
>t. Cat Dadโs broken grill
>>527751669tao is supposed to be a metronome, right?
I just want the kids to be friends and Kris and Susie to get married.
I don't want any more grimcringe.
>>527751959What about they phone and hot chip?
>>527751057damn kris is like a toddler refusing to eat
>>527751573>every choice now has a timer >if it runs out Kris just acts without SOUL interference>selecting any other option would be SOUL assuming direct control over the body>secret ending for not doing anything
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>>527751057Kris doesn't want you to eat while you're in control. Might just be a control thing, or it might be because of a legitimate reason, but the only times Kris ever eats in the Light World are when we aren't inside, or when the screen is black with one exception, which is the hot cholocate you get from the diner. And drinking that causes Kris' throat to tighten
>>527752135that was yesterday
>>527752136Nevermind there are a couple more instances where you can drink, one is Susie (where you're forced to), but the other is Alphys' drink where you have the option to glug it. So maybe it's not a great theory or Kris just really loves that juice.
>>527752136Kris eats Susie's last piece food if your menu reflexes are fast enough during the diner scene.
>>527751840I know at least one biological female that is very into Kriselle and Snowgrave
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Hey guys I need to go run to the store can you please watch this pile of moss for me? Please it's very important that this moss remains safe.
Thanks! I'll be back as fast as I can
>>527749469>>527749630https://files.catbox.moe/7sfl8s.mp4
>>527751705I like the idea of him being a little fluffy, i donโt mind him being mechanical either. I just like the idea of being in the mercy of a giant monster. Ouuugh, sneo tongueโฆ
>>527751447they canonically mumble
>Spamton and Tenna were based on Spy vs. Spy
Oh, so they're GAY gay
If you opened a fountain, what traits and insecurities do you see in yourself that could potentially bleed into your dark world?
Do we have any new lore developments?
>>527747081PHASING STRAIGHT THROUGH (You)R PHONE
>>527747134Yes...
>>527752634My shit would look like Silent Hill.
>>527752634Egyptian themed world where everyone is enslaved to me and has to carry my massive penis weenus of course
>>527752634One of the worlds would definitely be very 4chan-based, it would be hell.
>>527752728That looks like pizza to you!?
>>527752634Everything being excessively orderly and/or laid out in neat fashion.
Signs everywhere reminding (You) of what to do.
All walls and paths being excessively polished and maintained in perfectionist fashion.
>>527750209>>527750393>CharaFast higher pitched chirps, like Asriel and flowey
>FriskTheir talk sound is high and each chirp is more pronounced
>KrisA low and hardly audible hum
>>527752634Probably angry and horny darkners I dunno I'm not a psychiatrist I'm not psychoanalyzing myself for a 4chan post.
>>527752634Every Darkner would be schizo.
>>527752867no balls and/or ovaries
>what would your dark wo-
SHUT UP FED
Why is everyone so mad at Goat Mom for daring to get laid?
>>527750393With Kris each word is one monotone beep instead of a blip for each letter
>>527752946Thou arte a noobe
>>527753050because it wasn't MY cock
>>527753050cockblocked kris
>>527749469>REAL CREEPYPASTA SHITjust a lark
>>527752867It's /utg/, you're contractually obligated to blogpost, over-share details about yourself and traumadump solely from one singular post inquiring how these would correlate to something vaguely Deltarune/Undertale themed
>>527753050In the hallway in front of her ~15 year old son's room?
>>527753050single parent ntr moment
What if Toriel and Sans get caught in the next dark world and Rouxls tries to form a throuple with them
>>527753050because i wanna find any excuse to hate that fat bitch
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>>527753218damn rouxls throuple dicked THIS?
>>527753050I'm more mad at that smiling trash bag, it's not like Toriel isn't allowed to have fun.
At the same time, disturbing Kris' sleep late into the night is a dick move regardless, and being seemingly quite intoxicated ("screw the choir practice" she says) isn't a good thing in most situations.
holy fucking shit i had to EXIT MY HOUSE AND GO DOWN THE STAIRS
IM ON 3th FLOOR
and all that because the delivery guy would not bother and just dumped the package at the nearest store
>>527753493>i had to EXIT MY HOUSE AND GO DOWN THE STAIRSi'm sorry you had to go through such a traumatic experience anon
i wish you good help in this difficult time
I still think the first and second narration in the beginning of ch1 take place at separate times and there'll be a ch0 prologue where we control the vessel
>>527752634My TV calls me a faggot for only watching the weather and public access television on it
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>>527753493next time eat a salad
>>527753050Should've done it where it didn't bother Kris after a rough day and make Susie leave due to awkwardness while Kris was looking forward to a sleepover.
She was inconsiderate and selfish. Yeah she's allowed to do it but there's a time and a place for everything.
>>527752634there's sections outside the scripted scenes/safezones where a special type of elite darkner pops up on a timer and the ''decoration'' of the area fade, revealing a version of it based on the purple areas at the start of CH1 and 3
many places look cold and humid
also at least one enemy would have attacks involving parasites
>[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]
On the one hand, this sucks for Kris.
On the other... goddamn, Toriel. Fuckin' get it, girl.
will there ever be an official Spanish translation? there's only English and Japanese right now
>>527753658ngl i think that if she had done it post-church at home during the day instead of the night i wouldn't be mad at them for having fun
https://x.com/deltarunetimer/status/1933932228850876597
That's my fucking post getting used for Ralsei slander
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/527391164/#527398901
What the hell
>>527753654fuck you i had a small kfc bucket
im not fucking hat
i only weight 128kg and im 6th so its all the height
>>527753647Doraemon is cute and based.
>>527753647>Tenna TV OCsOkay but what does a TV look like if it's wall mounted?
And what if it has one of those fancy swivel wall mounts?
>>527753745You think kris ever climbed into Asriel's empty bed an fell asleep to his smell haha?
>>527753802he's stealing your updoots bro! report him to the FBI and Nintendo of America
>>527753751i don't see any plans for it, the only reason deltarune has a japanese translation is because many japs like deltarune and because toby loves the japs too
russians didn't get a russian translation, best case scenario we get a good fanmade translation
TU TE ESTAS TARDANDO MUCHO
TU ESTAS AN CHO
TU TE ESTAS TARDANDO MUCHO ESTA TARDANDO MUCHO
ES TU TUTU
TU TUTU
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>>527753751donde esta mis pantalones
>>527753807noelle... you need to convert your fat into... muscles... power... you need to become stronger... proceed...
>>527753847lol what if Kris took out Asriel's old clothes and sniffed them while he was gone. that would be funny i think haha
>>527752295Well shoot, I was busy! And it's a cute comic regardless. I'm not all too fond of that fandom holiday anyways.
>>527753926>TU TUTUhehehe delightful
Something I'm looking very forward to in Chapter 5 is some quality Kris SEETHE.
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what if you just whipped out your cock infront of ralsei and told him to suck it clean?
>>527753807can someone post the morbidly obese ralsei nurse sprite
>>527753926>TU TUTUI'm not spanish but I chuckled, anon.
>>527753931>noelle... you need to convert your fat into... muscles... power... you need to become stronger... proceed...hot
>>527754048He exists to please Kris, so why wouldn't he do it?
>>527752135always loved the idea of asriel and papyrus becoming bros, and i mean not like flowey but proper goat asriel
Dude, how hard was Tori riding this nigga? I get it's probably been a while, but goddamn.
>>527754048He'd probably be really bad at it and wouldn't able to get past the head but when he's done he'd smile at you and ask if that was good.
>>527747089what else could it possibly represent beyond the surface level
>>527754173he dies from one hitpoint of damage so not too hard
bet she couldn't even climax without breaking his hips
>>527754007is that family guy house
>this horrifies and triggers the anons raised in single mother households
>>527754048what if i whipped out my cock for noelle to suck it instead HUH?!
Goddamn I wanna open my weird route save file in chapter 5 already
>>527753825>fancy swivel wall mountsdangling on a giant machine from the roof like glados
>>527754245Snowgrave is a 'wish for snow that kills someone'
what it represents is so very clear
if Dess went missing on Christmas Night
and Noelle has got character lore that ends with
'I wish it could snow whenever I wanted'
and it's CHRISTMAS
would Noelle NOT wish for Snow that day?
she thinks she killed her own sister
that's Snowgrave
would Dess NOT want to help Noelle through that?
>>527754224fucking ralsei daily until he goes from being able to only fit the tip in his bumhole to begging you to raw him harder
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>Uses the Rules Card to prevent a Titan from doing anything but [Spare]
>But Titans cannot understand Mercy, so he just keeps it locked down and unable to do anything
>>527754030>KRIS, IN ORDER TO KILL SANS DELTARUNE, IT APPEARS WE MUST FORM AN UNEASY TRUCE
>>527754327she is lesbian so she would freak out and freeze it on the spot and call you a moid too
>>527754307honestly didnt think of it like that. people who had a single mother getting flashbacks to their mother bringing in a new boyfriend.
guess i can kinda understand the dislike now.
>>527754417>pre bucal fat removal sprite
>>527754417cock correction time
>>527754387>I CAN ONLY HOLSTH THEM IN THEIRS PLACETH>BUT NAUGHT FOREVERTH>GO NOW AND BANISH THAT FOUL KNIGHTETH NOW, HEROES>coming back post battle you only find a rules card split appart (don't worry you can tape him back up
>the main determinant to if TorielxSans is supposed to be viewed as bad is if Toby's parents are divorced or not.
>>527747548IS THAT THE FUCKING LAUGHING MERCHANT?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>527754557>on being taped back up he now has the gaster scars
>>527754417what if suselle invited kris to be their dildo and eventualy donor
>>527754360help her by forcing her to freeze stuff when she's clearly distressed? seems a bit of a stupid thing to do
>>527754407>the thing that gets Kris and the SOUL to start getting along is their mutual hatred of Sans plapping Toriel with his skeleton cock
>>527754407Imagine Kris's reaction to the SOUL dropping a casual "I killed that guy before" the next time they see Sans.
>>527754387you know i never understood the mouth thing in his design.
is this supposed to be like missing teeth? or some weird skin flap or something?
>>527754753I think he's a gooey boy and it's like, a strand of slime
>>527754653what if Dess and Carol don't value the lives of Darkners, anon? what if their view is essentially the same as Ralsei's was, that they 'don't really exist', that they don't MATTER?
using Snowgrave forces Noelle to face that trauma head-on, that's how she 'gets stronger', and it's why she's so resistant to the idea at first.
she doesn't think she's about to kill someone, she THINKS she's being confronted with her own guilty conscience in a DREAM.
ralsei learning he loves cake
encouraging ralsei to bake more cake for himself, every day, every meal
attend his tea parties pretenting I'll eat it to just to make sure he consumes every single bite of his cake
watching him sweat nervously feeling sick to his stomach but pushing him to keep going and eat it for me
correct him he's eating for HIS sake because he loves being a gluttonous good boy
pushing the cake board to his face to force him to lick clean every bit of frosting left
in a couple months watch his belly grow round and soft as he gets more and more embarrassed his gut stretches through his robe and his thighs grow fat
>stop looking at me you filthy little moid
>i already told my sweet susie of your pathetic attempt at flirting remember?
>now go back into your little cuck shed, maybe i will let you watch us later at susies house
>>527754735>Oh yeah, I beat the No Mercy route. I already killed this gu->YOU MUST TEACH ME THIS POWER AT ONCE.
>>527752857I like the idea that Susie and Kris are being chaotic gremlins together instead of suddenly avoiding trouble alltogether.
>>527747548>>527754598HOLY KEK IT IS!
>>527754417So you're telling me she would chose rape AGAIN?
She's loving it too much, I think...
>>527754851>Susie>housenice joke
>>527754787weekly manga magazine comic strip style Deltarune comics when?
>>527754818Berdly is not a Darkner
>>527754851Anon it's not nice to project your fetish onto others
Before the game came out, I thought people wouldn't really care about Tenna and simply dismiss him as a budget Spamton. I'm glad everyone seems to like him just fine. I see those two as intentionally similar characters who mutually enhance each other. You know, like Spy vs. Spy.
Doubt ruins your story btw.
>>527754417Why are you assuming she's lesbian and not bisexual?
Kinda bigoted ngl.
>>527754939I don't think it mattered what or who the next target was, Berdly was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>527754851Uh, based? Yeah, gonna have to go with based.
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>>527753996>Asriel's old clothesDude, Kris is *wearing* them.
Before the game came out, I thought people wouldn't really care about White Spy and simply dismiss him as a budget Black Spy. I'm glad everyone seems to like him just fine. I see those two as intentionally similar characters who mutually enhance each other. You know, like Spamton and Tenna
>>527755092do goats have beans? i tought they only had paws
>>527752867*psychoanalyzes u*
Hmmm I recommend fuji apples and a donut
>>527754998I was worried that Tenna was going to end up being a dime store Queen. Thankfully, he's different enough to work on his own. He is comedic, he's more of a sad clown type of character.
>>527755146>hey dude why are you wearing those underwears?>what? ah, i must have put asriel's on by accident when i rushed to school today>dude, let me sniff them>what?! i'm not taking off my underwear, we're in the middle of class!>i never said you had to take it off
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>>527755190they have both
>>527755036How does killing a real person help with guilt, exactly?
Realistically Kris would feel pretty bad about actually killing Sans. I think they'd laugh though if he tripped and fell into a manhole.
>>527755185Fuck, i posted this in the wrong parallel universe. Sorry guys.
>>527755092Everyone goes on and on about toebeans meanwhile fingerbeans are clearly superior.
anons i bought isabelle amiibo from animal crossing...
should i ?
you know.....
>>527755345I repeat, I don't think it mattered that Berdly was a real person, he was just 'the target' who was there at the point that she was 'ready'
>>527755190I thought goats had hooves
>>527755391it is rare that i see fingerbeans that don't look like dogshit
>>527754998He was afraid but he still did it because he believed it made for a good story
>>527753493To be fair I wouldnt climb 3 floors of stairs for a 4 dollar tip, either
>Hey, didn't know you owned a bird. Or, uh... something.
>... don't really like how you nodded at "or something."
OWN?! OWN!!!? This bitch thinks he owns us? Who paid $25 HMMM? Maybe a Snowgrave is in order to remind someone of their place? Maybe an auto play script running running endless repeated Snowgraves? Maybe dozens of instances of it running in parallel indefinitely for endless suffering?
What if the baby titan was actually symbolism for Kris' fear that Sans is gonna insert himself into their life and eventually having a kid with Toriel from all their BONING and FUCKING that Kris HAS to regard as their sibling
>>527752634The world would resemble a Lisa Frank painting, and it would be full of distractions, alternate routes that lead to dead ends, and an excessive amount of optional flavor text. It would look disjointed and difficult to navigate initially, but the true path forward would be very simple if you knew what to look for. The main Darkner of the chapter would be a drab, quiet, plain thing, and it would avoid the Fun Gang for as long as possible.
>>527755470This is his magical realm, you're just in it.
>>527755445i mean dreemur goats, real goats (and monster deer fbecause of reasons) do have hooves
>>527755367>OH... OF COURSE, OF COURSE I WON'T KILL HIM. LET'S JUST... TEACH HIM A LESSON, EY KRIS?
>>527755485i dont fucking tip
its their job to get me my stuff
i will leave a 1 star review
>>527753745Pls delete this this scenes is EXTREMELY sensitive and anons are still recovering
>>527754851OMG this, so much this! Why can't the straights the concept of being lesbian? Coincidentally, they are the same people who don't understand the concept of consent and the word "no". Hm, I wonder why that is?
>>527754878>0 days without antisemitism or homophobia on this board.I love you guys...
>>527753926Russians used to get translations because there used to be local publishers for retail, main publisher would license the games to them. They localized stuff. Nowadays everything is digital, and the main publishers don't bother outside of the usual five (English, French, German, Italian, Spanish).
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>>527755412should you what?
>Be Kris
>Adopted into a family of a different species and have identity problems over it
>Implied to have had past violent tendencies that put them in the hospital/therapy
>Child of divorce
>Now the soul is inhabiting their body against their will
It must be fucking miserable to be Kris
>>527755146>Kris wears Asriels hand-me-downs >probably conscious of it at least on some level>mental state said to influence dark worlds >according to Susie, Ralsei looks exactly like younger version of Asriel>present in every Dark World if Kris is also there
>>527755607noelle... you need to convert your fat into... muscles... power... you need to become stronger... proceed...
>>527755760And that's just the surface level stuff. We still have to find out what the fuck happened that started that time in hospital/therapy and caused the breakdown with Noelle, and why and how did they start working with Carol/the Knight and why the soul latched on.
>>527755440Dess forcing her sister to kill some guy to "help" her "overcome" a false sense of guilt would be completely and utterly backwards.
>>527747575because the joke is already done. theyre just a couple now
>>527755790shut the fuck up kris i wont fuck you
im with susie you sad fuck
>>527755614killing yourself speedrun when
>>527755760we're bringing him on cool adventures and getting him mad doe slizz
he should be grateful
>>527755726If Ralsei starts talking about acorns at some point, I'm gonna shit.
>Tra la la!I dare you to try and tell me that isn't something he would unironically say.
>>527754851Grit your teeth
>>527755726WHATS A FUCKING ACORN
>>527755498We even got demoted from "your soul" to "Kris's soul." The petplay is going a little too far.
all the slouching and crawling when Kris doesn't have the soul is just normal Kris, they did that all the time until we took over and forced them to stand upright
>>527748192i think seam is faking the "you darned kids are making me feel hopeful haha" thing and is still an ultimate pessimist. he might refuse to give you the shadow crystals to "teach you a lesson" that its all hopeless in the end
>>527755913consider this angle
>the instructions for performing this task are just that, instructions>ones that the soul, you, are following>this doesn't even mention Berdly as a concept, it's just to continue 'getting stronger' until she can use the technique>the mentions of 'the voice' as a means of control could be used here, not just on Noelle, but on the soul, on you>you don't see Berdly as a Lightner in a sea of Darkners>JUST LIKE NOELLE DIDN'T
>>527754876>WHAT MUST I DO
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we... aren't gonna let that happen...
...right?
WHAAAT III'VE DOOOOOOOOONE!
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>>527755760Imagine your parents divorcing not long after they adopt you. You went from having a dad you see everyday at the dinner table to your dad living in another house. It beats seeing your parents fighting everyday but it really sucks that the normalcy you finally had was just taken away, and you'd probably feel you were at fault somehow.
>>527756074I thought the guy in the bath in ch3 is the riverman.
so does noelle have a human like pussy
or its like a doe one?
i never looked up what a doe pussy looks like i wont today so im asking
>>527756094I can't believe Toby patched it to make it clear as day we fucked her ass.
>>527749624the bitcrushing in tennas voice is REALLY pleasant to listen to, especially because bit fuckery can cause really generic or unpleasant sounding stuff
>>527754307My parents are divorced and I was mostly 70% with my mom as a kid. Doesn't bother me at all. In fact, I wish sans was MY stepdad.
Oh my god the dread pirate Favebeard is coming for your Faves
>>527756253That's the tsundere cactus girl (forever unseen)
>>527756167still more trustworthy than Kris. He likely would just chuck them in the bin just to spite us.
>>527756325Doeminant Doe
OOOOOOUUUUUGGHHHHH
>>527755784You guys think I'm memeing when I say Ralsei is Asriel's butt fluff? That's how Ralsei knows so much, he saw and heard it all
>>527747575Imagine being mad enough to make this image lmao
>>527755760And now the weird dude who recently moved to town who may or may not be a real deal time traveler is banging their mom.
... Why were we all bitching about Toby being mean to the Undertale cast again? Kris alone has it WAY worse.
>>527756370are we really already back to faveposting
>>527755760You forgot
>Carries a knife at all times>Bound to some non SOUL agreement thatโs pressing or binding enough that theyโre willing to slash their momโs tires over itI can only assume this is the lowest point in their life so far
Thank Science Toby isn't a heckin chud
>>527755498Thank you Im still chuckling
>>527756234>and you'd probably feel you were at fault somehowConsidering the divorce almost certainly had something to do with Dessโs disappearance which got Asgore removed from the police force, and Kris was in the friend group with Noelle Asriel and Dess itโs actually possible Kris blames themself for what happened and thatโs why their working with the Knight to make things right again?
>>527755185>>527755368Ayo egg man, when are you going to become real?
>>527747794This anon understands
>>527752634My dark world would be uncomfortably medical due to the amount of pills and vitamins on my desk and my general hypochondria. Probably something like a haunted hospital.
>>527756532They probably cut themselves considering Toriel doesn't think it's weird that Kris sometimes hides in the bathroom and runs the water loudly.
>>527756447Faveposting is eternal
>>527756626Asgore got forcibly "retired" because he wasted city resources on investigating already closed case. That's why people pity him instead of hating him.
what do you think Friskโs real family is like
>>527756753/utg/ users will look at this and proceed to post their entire credit card + their main banking branch and social security number.
>>527756850Their parents which are just two larger frisks, one with a mustache and one with a bow
>>527756759That was a joke about masturbation, Anon.
I feel like i should read every /utg/ post that's ever been written here but i dont have enough brain or eye capacity do to that...do anons read every single post in these threads or do you stick to one topic and proceed with that?
>>527756325https://files.catbox.moe/dt26ph.jpg
>>527756974meta-posting is offtopic. talk about an actual game.
>>527744246>>527746936>Unreadable mess of wires, pink, and yellow>Made perfect senseI'm not against the idea of schizo Ramb but please stop making him look like a disemboweled clown. It's gay.
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>>527756974i skip over and hide posts i consider low priority to lessen the workload on my brain and eyes, also i have a hefty autofilter, so i don't read everything on the threads.
>>527756875You joke, but this is another reason I'm convinced that UT/DR humans are hermaphrodites. Not only are all of them androgynous, but they all have yellow-tinged skin. These humans must have different physiology.
Susie uses only human dildos
you wouldn't kiss a snout
>>527756850none. "when did you start being yourself" in the titanspawn alludes that, much like the spawn, kris is a being created not by means of natural birth (he is the vessel)
>>527757071>talk about actual gameokay then, I found rouxls relationship with weather couple funny as fuck
>>527757175based
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>>527757075I don't think he needs some spamton NEO type form for a boss fight, i feel he'd work better as just himself
>>527757219you bet i kiss snoots
>>527757071>hall monitor kid
>>527757225The cage is clearly not a normal human being
>>527756951>no lotion>no tissues>blood stain in bedroom nta but I will be a kris self harm truther until the end
>>527756626Guesses on what caused the divorce? This is Toby so has to be something big but within context.
I say Dess suicided in an attempt to extract her SOUL. Carol and Asgore think it was a murder and that broke the family.
>>527757225>(he is the vessel)Wow holy shit whoever made this vessel then is fucking dumb like goddamn Kris is the worst fucking vessel I've ever had the displeasure to pilot, why couldn't we have our cooler and more based vessel who's actually interesting and would actually LISTEN to us?
>>527757047>pussy is not anatomically correct
>>527757176>These humans must have different physiology.They definitely do. SOULs do so much crazy shit that UT/DR humans are basically another species compared to real life humans.
>>527752332He does, but it falls under being a black screen
Kris and Vessel were made in the meat factory
>>527757356>that arthe's going fullmetal, quick, someone hand him Asriel so that when they summon an angel, he becomes the sacrificial lamb
>>527756974After chapter 2's release when I didn't have a job I'd spend an hour and a half every morning catching up with all the posts made during the night and then eventually I realized that was pathological behavior and forced myself to stop and never did that again, even when the thread quieted down
Gave me something to do on the exercise bike but really wasn't worth it
>>527757356Why would you need tissues in the bathroom? Also he's not Middle-Eastern.
>>527757494Does being produced in the same factory count as incest?
>>527757401It's something involved in Asgore resigning in shame so likely it's just because he couldn't find Dess and declared her legally dead.
>>527757176Chara doesn't have yellow skin
Frisk and Kris just have favism
>>527757627And here I thought Krissel couldn't get any better!
Why is Noelle in denial over her fondness for Kris?
I get her obsession with Susie might be blinding, but it's like she's intent on keeping Kris distant.
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>>527757201i use all kinds of them
>>527756946The same applies to Kris's real family.
>>527757401>>527757603It definitely feels like something she did on purpose that Asgore got blamed for (if he really is innocent). The big question I think is how much does Carol know? If she was messing around in the shelter and something happened to her Carol probably would have been able to find her, which makes me think maybe she created a dark world and got trapped there somehow, eventually becoming the Knight
>>527747043I think it's ambiguious and use "they" because I don't know. I think Kris is definately male coded because Toby is a male
>>527757354Neither is Kris, I bet Toriel borrowing the human care book is a trick, she was borrowing it because of all the weird shit surrounding Kris
>>527757401Toriel thought Asgore's obsession was what was stopping Kris from recovering after the Dess disappearance
>>527757786Waiting for Kris to man up (Snowgrave) and confess their love
the roaring knight problem! :p
>>527757786Despite shippers wishes, her genuine opinions on Kris appear to be mixed. It's possible she used to like or love Kris but simply doesn't now, we aren't able to actually see the years they spent drifted apart after Dess's disappearance and/or Kris's demon summoning (which was clearly real and affected them grievously).
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I ordered those shitty plastic keychains from aliexpress with Tenna on it cause I LOVE TV and also handmade ones are expensive, even stickers that i saw on etsy were 10 bucks for one plus shipping...
Perhaps in a couple weeks/months i'll see if there's any merch of Tenna from in-country sites or just at least in eu for free shipping, for now these will suffice
>>527757786I think the word "Forced" getting highlighted when she talks about their relationship is the key
Like there was something off about how she and Kris kept getting put together that she picked up on but couldn't put into words and that made the whole thing weird, especially after the Dess thing happened and traumatized both of them forever
Might be related to Carol's HeartShapedObject obsession if that had been going on since Kris turned up in town
What if Asriel had something to do with Dess disappearance and feels guilty about it which is why he doesnโt come home to visit that often
>>527756116Without one
you can't
grow
a tree.
>>527758128Based. Maybe the ending of Toby's Fever Dream was his dad hitting the bad guy with his van while on a booze cruise.
>>527757328The strongest knight vs The weakest single dad with a car
>>527758334I think he has more than one reason for not wanting to come home.
>>527756974You better be reading MY posts Im one of the few based people with correct theories and great opinions
>>527757829wrong, his dad is Varik
>>527758287WOWZA MAMA MIA OOH MAMA!
>>527757786Sheโs a piece of shit just like her mother.
>>527758396You have to keep in mind that Asgore can't save and he survived his encounter with Knight.
>>527758485from my penis? heavens no
>>527758251The "forced" is referring to the ferris wheel ride together. There's quite a bit that points to them playing together when they were younger
I think there's a good chance that the two families grew distant after whatever happened to Dess and maybe they kept trying to make Kris and Noelle hang out in order to maintain some semblance of normalcy
>>527757969Yes, I think Kris was born in similiar way of the vessel. That's the reason they can survive without a soul.
>>527758504His dad is Caim.
>>527758636>that bottom left rouxls artoh no...i feel like i know the artist because they posted in here before
>>527757047wait so this IS a femdom image
i was always thinking it was noelle dicking down kris
>>527758752Ever heard of amazon position?
>>527747043well we all know toby made the mc of undertale genderless and ambiguously-raced on purpose so anyone could equally immerse themselves and paste themselves onto them
but with kris, one of the strongest aspects of the story seems to be figuring out the kid's identity and feelings and shit, and trying to at least get them to hate us as little as possible for the good ending maybe? and so far it's all 'them' stuff... but IMHO i think Kris literally just never told anyone or acknowledged its gender and for all we know has an actual gender (probably male with how kris dresses and looks imo, if we went with actual logic and not madness) but at this point if toby actually revealed that so much of the fanbase would implode and cancel him, so if it ever was in the cards it probably isn't anymore. i dont expect kris, even with full personality endgame, to ever even bring any attention to it and for the player to assume either kris is actually nonbinary OR just keeps that kinda thing secret for meaningful deep relationships and being ambiguous openly helps with the 'weird mysterious' vibe kris tries to portray. or something.
>>527758504Right, my bad.
>>527743717Remember that unused Chapter 2 text?
>Where... Where am I? Hello...? Anyone...? Is... is anybody out there...? Someone!? Anyone!? Can anyone hear me!? ... It's dark. It's so dark here. Someone, anyone, if you can hear me... Say something... please... No one can hear me, can they...? I guess not. To be honest, I'm not even sure if I can hear myself. It's so quiet here... ... and yet, sometimes, I swear I hear something... Something like... scratching?Who is most known for scratching? Cats
Toby I'm noooooticing
Maybe FRIEND really will be the final boss
>>527752593Funny because I used to ship them when I was younger
>>527757075I'm not saying he should've looked like that specifically, but a Werewire form would've been cool. That's all.
>>527758910he would still have the mustache though
>>527758334His girlfriend gigadied, his parents divorced, he had to take care of his autistic nonverbal theythem sibling and all the crazy 5/10 chicks in town still wanted him, he left ASAP for many good reasons
>>527758885>amazon position?so this position was made FOR ME?
i mean im a huge mommy fag
i should know this stuff
im ashamed....
>>527752634It would be a strange tech-punk place full of occult creatures and imagery, like how my bedroom is basically just all my occult doodads and my techstuffs.
There'd probably be two antagonists, my laptop and schizo journal, who would be fighting one another for dominance of the Dark World like some kind of war to get my attention.
My laptop would act a lot like PO3 from Inscryption, with an even greater focus on spicing up gameplay and getting really into gnitty gritty details, like all the autistic bullshit I play. I imagine all the RPG mechanics of Deltarune would be expanded upon and you'd get a greater feel of mechanical depth, traded out for more bland visuals. I imagine his appearance would resemble that of the Master from FO1, though not fleshy looking, more like a mass of wires and circuits.
My journal would act schizo and probably loredrop the future chapters in my autistic journey or whatever, there'd be a greater focus on silly visuals and more difficult attack patterns, though the gameplay would probably stay the same. Maybe the party would gain temporary magical spells or buffs to their magic stat? Their attacks would be themed after the suits of Tarot (a fun reflection of the suits of playing cards Deltarune uses). Appearance wise, I'm imagining some kind of tall robed figure, whose insides are made up of the journal pages. The pages would fly out and come to live whenever he's hit.
The yellow human isn't Kris. It's a vessel gone rogue that took the name of the human's stolen soul.
We're kris
The yellow human is actually Luigi from Mario you can tell because it wears green and is scared of things like spooky shelters inside a video game
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Ralsei is such a perfect, sweet boy...how do I cope with the fact that I'll never find a boy like him irl? :(
>>527759148>Asriel realising Hometown is dog shit
The Eram-is-Kris's-Horns theory seems to be gaining purchase
>>527758896Frisk was always their own person too, it's just that we don't see too much of their personality shine through because the reveal that their name isn't the one given at the begining of the game comes at the very end of a second playthrough at the least.
Kris and Frisk's genders really aren't all that important in the grand scheme of things.
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>>527759514>drink the pain awayor
>i simple live with the pain
>>527759569>Kris and Frisk's genders really aren't all that important in the grand scheme of things.
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>>527759590I bet he squeaks when you hug him...
>>527749886just realized Alphys answers her own question with a hand puppet lmao
>>527748640What a slut, that cooler is basically letting them gangrape her
Normally I don't even remotely care for shipping, but I like a lot of the Spamtenna art I've been seeing. Maybe I just have a thing for businessmen.
>>527760030I can't believe having sex is worse than murdering your own child
>>527749624maaaan i always loved the warm deep tones of asgore but after the goddamn mcfucked up disasterpiece that is Tenna there is NO WAY I could say anyone but him. it's like chopped up little actual spoken words by some old timey tv commercial guy in crushed bitrate with all kinds of variety and it's just CRAZY. From the moment the fever dream of the VHS cutscene into his first dialogue happened I knew it was over, he can't be topped for voice samples or "unique typing style" ever ever
>>527760164we KNOW, sniper tf2
>>527757356>lotion and tissuesIs this how middle class kids beat off? Do you light some candles for ambiance too?
>>527760164We KNOW rudy.
we KNOW you're in hospital because asgore gave you the "dreemurrland express" special
we KNOW about your prolapsed anus
>>527759237This would be wild I wouldn't have guessed this
>>527760149add a zero to that 5 and then we are talking
just kidding, its good as it is. unless?
>>527760093Torture is worse than death, yes.
>>527760316>Rudy caught goatpox
>>527760149>imagining huffing that tuftgod yes...
>>527760093Having sex with a stranger that ate her sonโs pancakes.
>>527760431>Death is preferable to sufferingLife is going to rape you
>>527760542we KNOW, toriel
>>527760316>dreemurrland expressisnโt that one trident swing attack just title defense mr sandman blinking
>STAND STILL
>>527760065Me too, I havenโt been into the shipping stuff since I was maybe 12, but something about 2 male middle aged business partners who develop feelings for eachother does something for me
>>527760542That's not how you spell shotacon
>>527760512Toriel should have allowed Asgore to snap Kris's neck and eat him when they first found the baby human, they'd probably still be married
what would you do in this situation?
>>527760681Don't say that about my friend kris
>>527760803ask her about the weather to try break the ice because it's ice to meet them
>>527760813Your friend would make a good burger
>>527760546>Death is preferable to sufferingYes. This is just logical, the main reason not everyone abides by this is because our brain is rigid and runs the same script "survive as long as possible" in every situation, even when survival would not be preferable. But that process can be broken with enough suffering. This is why I don't talk people out of killing themselves, I don't know their full circumstances, they might be better off that way.
>>527760803make a face like ":3", squish one of her tiddies in my hand and do a "honkhonk" sound
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Im stuck at the dealer shop not playing Deltarune someone smack Kris for me the smug bastard cant be allowed a break
>>527760929What if I butchered and cooked you and fed you to Kris and rubbed their belly as they ate you huh bitch
>>527760960nigga no one on the internet bitching about wanting to kill themselves is some ugandan sex slave to the Warlord Grondomoodo or some shit. Those are the only type of people (or the terminally ill) who are suffering enough where suicide is warranted. 99.99.99% of people who say shit on the internet are doing it as a cry for help and attention
>>527761129Kris's original name was Krisp because Asgore wanted to use him to make a crispy burger, yum yum
>>527761171Kris probably wishes that they had real horns and that someone sucked on their horns
>>527761208>I. THE GREAT NIGPYRUS, CHALLENGE YOU TO KILL YOURSELFโฆ NOW!
Asriel literally has a Susie fetish and no one talks about the implications of this
>>527761425No one talks about it because we all already know
>>527761386He would never say that
>>527761425Susie is more of a crocodile/dinosaur than a dragon right now
No wings, doesn't breathe fire, no long slender neck, the snout is too wide
That's not what a fucking dragon is supposed to look like
>>527747043They/them before but after chapter 4 weird route he's undeniably male. Not even the most violent scissoring could have fucked her up that much.
>>527761525Well? Where's all the Asriel Susie simp art?
>>527761425Asriel will return in chapter 6, fuck Susie and cuck Kris, Noelle and (you)
>>527761381I'd suck on their horns, real or fake
>>527761641>Deltarune will have more cuckingSign me up!!!
>>527761610I mean we haven't even seen asriel we don't know what he looks like
>>527761567>No wings, doesn't breathe fire, no long slender neck, the snout is too wideI hate to break it to you, but crocodiles aren't anthropomorphic cartoon girls either
Also "dragon" is kind of a sweeping category of mythological creatures. Many of whom don't have wings or can breathe fire
>Snout is too wideHow wide is a dragon's snout you fucking retard?
>>527761425It's not gonna go anywhere because their age gap is too big
>>527761872asriel will look so good he slays all pussy in town, which is canon btw
Dude Papyrus is gonna show up to be an actually competent fellow
>>527761641>and (you)I'm not cucked unless he fucks Kris too
>>527761786why do people keep umineko posting in my deltarune general
get this red-haired incompetent fuck and his hermaphrodite girlfriend out of here
>>527761536nah he did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWzdwVtMYVU&t=125s
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I FUCKED UP BIG TIME, TRIED TO SAVE THE GODDAMN BABY KRIS EVIL VIDEO STUFF AS A GIF BUT INSTEAD NOW I HAVE LIKE 5500 INDIVIDUAL FRAMES OF HIM HELP-
>>527753241Kris is 18 years old thoughbeit
>>527761875He's saying it's more a Barney dinosaur snout than the teethy snake tonguey dragon snout
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>>527761875This is a dragon
Susie is a regular ass theropod dino at best
>>527761949Same reason why there's crossover with PMfags and UT/DRfags
Autism_________._________________.______________.________________
>>527762136LMAO LAUGH AT THIS IDIOT
>>527761932didnโt the flavor text for peeping through the door tell you his house looked normal? heโs not gonna be eccentric.
>>527762129why do these timestamp links never work
>>527762136How the fuck does this happen?
>>527762208MAN [[FUCK YOU]] I AM BAD AT EDITING
Undertale 5284: Toriel takes taekwondo classes
>>527762136I don't know why this made me laugh so much
>>527761929Uhhno Asriel is gonna show up and hit on Susie right in our faces and that's when we learn that Asriel Delatrune is an asshole
>>527762257Have you never been inside papyrus' house in undertale?
>>527762257>normal PapyrusWe gotta save Susie and Ralsei and then delete this timeline
>>527762201Gerson said she's the dragon
>>527762389Throw it against the wall
>>527750554BLYAT, BLYAT, BLYAT!
>>527762516yeah, like that's her role in the story
it's not literal, anon
>>527762516Gerson is old and can't see too well
>>527762489>DR's Papyrus is actually just a regular teetotalling office worker named Calibri
>>527761932We alredy saw him in chapter 3
>>527762368this is Papyrus in a universe where he has access to stores that arenโt just random merchants and restaurants. Paps would probably have a much crazier house if this was the same one we knew.
>>527749940>THE FRAUDANT FRAUD!
>>527762634cosplay performances are the final boss of second hand embarrassment, same thing with adding lyrics to the songs (apart from this one, this is canon as far as Iโm concerned.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G02RiRFCi0
On a scale of 1 to 100 how evil is FRIEND going to be
>>527762824>The water-cooler rapes the small knight when it barks
>>527762974[Unintelligible Laughter]/100
Dess is the Roaring Knight
Carol was traumatized by her disappearance that's why she's cold and evil-farming
Toby is setting up Carol as a Red Herring
It's all so obvious
>>527758923i liked the theory that the scratching is (us) rummaging trough the game files
>>5277629740, non-sentient
>>527762824never thought Deltarune fans would descend into reddit one piece powerscaling agenda shit but what the hell, itโs funny. what would you even call this? Agendarune? Deltafolk?
so when spamton siad he had a communion with [unintelligble laughter] it was just tenna?
boring.
>>527762974 it left due to happiness, don't know if it means they're bad or good
>>527763091I think dess is the red herring, I doubt toby would be so obvious
>>527763227The Knight has the same laugh as FRIEND
>>527763202Can't wait until we get THE X OF X shitposts, characterfag fighting and edits of Asgore kneeling
>>527763227Tenna didn't turn him schizo.
>>527763202Ironic power level-posting about media where power levels are totally irrelevant is always funny
>>527763310thatโs more of a /dbs/ thing, one piece/JJK/whatever fans havenโt gotten that crazy yet but itโs not unwelcome
>>527763202We can afford it. The Fung Gang and Gerson are all Universe level by the end of Chapter 4
Tenna is the IDEAL menhera gf who stalks to you your house on a monday night, breaks in and cuts up all your underwear because you forgot to respond to his text
>>527763227did you miss [that] scene
>>527763457Asriel at a college party
>>527762974I WANT him to be super evil. Just like that image. REALLY evil and scary. I don't want every antagonist to be kind of a shitty person or something like that
>>527763546>menheraYou tumblr women have so much slang for highly specific things that don't seem very common
>>527763565the one where tenna had one of spamton's eggs hidden in his bonus zone? no, i saw it
>>527763664>tumblranon.....
>>527762974he will make Jevil looks orderly and normal
Susie the vriska of deltarune
>>527763091>>527763305What you guys don't seem to understand is that we were already red herring'd. We've thought it was Kris for like 4-5 years.
It's Dess. It's not supposed to be a secret. The antlers and undead feeling aren't subtle.
>* [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]]
What we know about Spamton is that he has knowledge of Weird Route and he probably got that information from the Sword Route game since the Z-Rank room has the manhole that leads to it
What if what Spamton Communed with was the thing in the Sword Route game that's constantly laughing at you
Rouxlsโ theme is diegetic and thatโs hilarious to me, it just blasts from his body at all times
>>527759119reminder that zonkpunch has a foot fetish
>>527763780It's part of his glowing entrance thing he uses to teleport a few feet across a room.
>>527763767Unrelated but I'd stick a tenga in it and fuck the eram plush
>>527761641he'll have a 10 minute unskippable cinematic scene of asriel coming up to the house and fucking susie in your bed, with you right there, both looking at you and susie clearly looking at you to do something to stop this, the soul won't let you.
>>527763907ok
what are we supposed to do with this information
>>527763953Unless you're bi I'm not sure it's such a hot idea to fuck a thing whose gender you don't know
>>527760093i genuinely would prefer my mom killing me by accident than having to hear her fuck a stranger in our home
>>527762658Provide your evidence because no we heckin did not
>>527763664mate you're on /vg/. everyone here is a tumblr woman
>>527763907Reminder that zonkpunch is mid and always has been
>>527762136someone screenshot this for me, im not at home
>>527763202Unironically, very funny and very unexpected. And as the other anon said, the fact that Deltarune isn't even close to powerlevel wankery makes it 10x times more funny.
>>527757075>>527757321Werewire ramb would have a fork stuck into his face instead of a plug
>>527764071I do not gaf, eram is hot so I'd fuck it(?)
>>527764221Anon how would you know that 0_o
Pointing out physical features doesn't mean much
>Antlers like Dess/Carol
>Body like papyrus
>Sword like a bat (Dess)
>Hand holes like Gaster
>Body matter like the shadowguys
The knight feels purposely designed to have conflicting design elements, plus we are working with the assumption that the undead vibe is because dess is dead, which we don't know, it's entirely possible that the knight is a third party that we have never seen or really heard of before. People always like to theorize but become so certain of them that we forget Toby Fox loves to subvert expectations
>>527763907Wow
You mean to tell me this artist on the internet has the most common non-sexual-organ-related fetish in the world?
Damn, that's crazy, we should crucify him for being such a degen or something
>>527763090Btw this is where the reference of "hands" come to play, I bet this is all us using gamer hands vs whatever this thing is using all those controllers
Dess stole Kris's first kiss.
>>527763567i didn't know asriel was MTF
>>527764418No he's just a slut
>>527762645Iโm imagining him doing the skeletor voice followed by clearing his throat and sounding like your 23 year old coworker Jared whoโs favorite food is pizza and favorite band is queen
>>527764306I saw one of the roaring knight saying
>That old man can dual buster now?>I better keep my ass in chapter 3 or I'm finished!I wish I still had it
>>527763091Agreed until proven otherwise
>>527764403i don't mind that, but making the almost toddler characters barefoot and one of them bottomless in a rendition for the OC of the media he's representing feels odd
The knight is undeniably Dess or some corrupted version of her, or MAYBE some kind of projection that Carol can make somehow.
Chapter 5 is just Lancer Turismo (Gran Turismo but it's Lancer and the only vehicle is his bike) because that would be a surprise
>>527764389I forgot to tag the nigga I was replying to this is about
>>527763765
Knight being taught by Hart how to use the โkill them in an undodgeable cutsceneโ move
Seen this edit floating around - does anyone know the original? I swear I've seen a few different tracings of this but no clue where it comes from.
>>527763765Also, this. I fell for the Kris knight stuff too. Getting a look at the actual "roaring" knight was mindblowing. I totally thought we'd never see it until the final battle, where Kris would rip the player's control out from his body and transform or some shit.
>>527763227Nigga he started talking about the Knight and then was tortured to the point he references Burgerpants vacation days and tells you to go to hell no it isnt tenna
>>527764756isn't it a guts comic piece where he has to see his girlfriend getting raped?
>>527764756>I fell for the Kris knight stuff tooIn all fairness Kris knighters ended up being the most correct. Even more correct than Carol / Dess knighters.
Turns out Kris didn't make the chapter 3 dark world for shits and giggles and they are actually an antagonistic force in the story with goals that differ from Susie and Ralsei.
>>527764826>>527764918OH that's it yeah, thanks anons. Been so long since I read that shit. Might need to start it up again this year sometime.
>>527764756It's from Berserk
Captcha: NRTKGG
>>527764943Can't wait to see where it goes desu - 2026 is shaping up to be a decent gaming year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7V2Y-EYllQ
Reminder that Dess being the knight is a red herring
>>527765150not until the kenshi devs give throw any foodscraps at us down by /keng/, we've been starving for 5 years by now and we're almost 1 post away from radio silence
>>527765150>>527765478me? im waiting for pointless chapter 2.
>>527765441Dess and December are two different people
>>527765441This
Toby's too smart for something as trite and obvious as "Dess is the knight". REALLY the Knight will be Catti, that'll shake up the narrative.
FF9 Remake
Probably not 2026 at this rate though
No! Asgore is the knight!
I eat red herring, yum yum
>>527765530susie is the knight
she's the real traitor
>>527765441i will keep saying this, Rouxls is the knight
The knight is Asriel's girlfriend
>>527764550Got you covered brother, we're pushing the agenda hard with this one
The real red herring is Carol knowing about (You)
The You was in red because she wants Kris's human soul more than anything for her own evil plan
>>527757786Because her fetish is unhealthy. Susie is what she needs to be cured from malignant masochism fetish.
>>527765654Of course they're just gonna skip 8 because all the sub-80 IQ retards in the world were like
>UUUUH DUUUH I HAVE TO GRIND SPELLZ THIS GAME ISNT FUN
Red Herring is the knight!
>>527765843It was similar but different
>>527765826it could be anyone in this very thread
it could be you
it could be me!
it could even be-
>>527765881FF8 isn't unfun because of spell grinding it's unfun because it has no gameplay besides Limit Break spam
>>527765882stop posting on 4chan Gerson
Why is there so little gerson kino compared to spamton 2 fetish porn. He is a way better character plus we already did the whole spamton thing for like 5 years.
>>527747648Human souls can Act better than monsters
Monster souls can do Magic which humans can't
There is a difference there, yes.
>>527765951just like i deployed my sperm in your womb lmaaaaaoooo
i love you anon, thanks a lot for the new thread, this one was close to hitting the bump limit after all
>>527765786If Rouxls were the knight it would be called knighthe
>>527766016Okay you know what as a FF8 dicksucker I actually sort of agree
I view cinematic Summons and Limit Breaks as finisher attacks to be used maybe once per battle, but 8 wants you to use them all the damn time, especially early on
>>527764389It's made out of multiple attempts at bringing people back to life using darkners, is my guess. After Asgore killed Dess by accident, the town priest and the mayor started a conspiracy to bring the dead back using the fountains. It's a circumstantial mirror to the lab and the amalgams.
>>527766064Because he's 4 chapters in and it's been out for a couple weeks only. People need to play the game before they can like him
>>527766064Everyone loves TV!
>>527766064you do not have to play the game to draw fetish porn of the new popular sexyman
>>527745896Got a plan to unbreak the arms when we need them to do something?
>>527764153He meant biological women, anon.
>>527758540He's still got that Boss Monster strength
That or a very durable truck.
>>527756974I just check the images and some conversations.
>>527761171>susie as vriska>noelle as kanayadelete this, not accurate at all
>>527765654Neat, FF9 is unplayable due to its loading times and slow battle speed so I might finally beat it now.