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>News
Fahkumram Gameplay Trailer + Armor King teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
Season 2 Spring & Summer Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60

>Patch Notes
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1303
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1308
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/


>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 Important key moves for each character and easy combos
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

lili is...

>>527859348
Just imagine Murray dictating this sequence to the animators
>Ok, so the drop pod drops Fahkumram but instead if it opening up Fahkumram kicks it open and rips off the restraints
>It'll be so cool, and then he'll say "You're my next victim."

Shion.....

>asuka nigga who got memed on by atif's bazuka spam is tgs online
LMAOOOOOOO

dude acting like everyone plays Anna in ranked
she came in season 2 you know?

He's also a poster here

>>527861032
Why don't you post what you're talking about?

the came is so unintuitive anyway. how the fuck does Anna do a little jump into a rocket launcher downwards? literally mickey mouse game

>>527861254
https://x.com/BNEesports/status/1933965160336785439

based Nina OP

butt did so good with anna
and asslan nina is so nice

>>527860721
Jin's wife

>>527860891
is Harada's wife

tekgen pretending they wouldn't shit their pants and play suboptimally in front of thousands of people against twt champion on a brand new dlc

>>527860686 (OP)
2 trannies in the OP, BASED

>>527861725
i would shit my pants and not play

>>527861725
I pick claudio and prepare the toilet paper

>>527861862
don't badmouth /ourgirl/

>>527862213
idk only japs seem to have a problem even when the 'ka admitted he fucked up, must be a psyop

where is Bob? why do they hate money?

Only Julia matters

proof ling is harder than kazuya? i dont know kazuya combos btw i do df1,hold 2 into hellsweep

what an unenjoyable trash character is s2 ling

well i am hemorrhaging information as a discharge from escaping from reality

>>527860686 (OP)
>>527861965
We NEED more cosplay whores

>>527862927
Your mom and dad can't wait till you kill yourself tranny

>>527863123
don't be mean to her

Ohh brotherrr i am going to GRIND i am going to IMPROVE ohh

is my kazuya costume fire

Not enough red

is Dragunov a complete rushdown ape or can you play it with spacing and good punishment
he has really good movement and his df2 reaches very far
I like hiw combos too
I'm running out of non-stance focused characters to try here bros...

>non-stance focused characters
play asuka and lee

>>527864731
id say watching ulcer you have to do the pidgeon roll bullshit occasionally

>wait until the very last second to accept match
>don't skip intro
>don't skip outro
>let the 10 second timer run off
>block

why do they like stances so much?

>>527864878
only practical usage of pigeon roll is resplat oki at the wall

>>527864975
Nakatsu is a hwoarang main

>>527864861
lee is my main and i didn't really like asuka when i tried her, i just don't like her moveset much
>>527864878
i'm fine with the occasional dumb stance i just dislike characters that have extremely locked combos because it's all stances flowing into stances, or super flowcharty stance offense
>>527864975
i also don't get especially considering if you look at the most popular characters in the game most of them do not have a heavy focus on stances.

Why waifus are boring to play:

Waifus don’t utilize a lot of timing because their attacks are fast or evasive
Waifue have little mixups to none
They don’t make hard reads they’re all like “I have a hunch he will press here tehee” and then you do 11 damage
No one knows what your character does so you can never play mind games
Because u can’t play mind games the opponent is unpredictable to you always so you can easily get mashed out while pressuring and eat countless launchers
They’re balanced around having gimmicks so they’re never strong
They never have strong fundamental tools either
That is my take on why they’re boring to play

>>527865142
>the most popular characters in the game most of them do not have a heavy focus on stances.
even worse, they take popular characters and give them a bunch of stances

>>527865142
>most of them do not have a heavy focus on stances.
Reina?Lidia?Clive?Heihachi?Kazuya?Jin?Jun?Zafina?Anna?Azucena?Victor?Eddy?

I been playing ranked for the last week and I have only seen one Anna, isn't she supposed to be a popular tekken character?

>>527865593
I think he meant previous Tekkens, T8 is so stance focused

>>527865749
You must be a low rank. Tekken god+ is just anna, king, hwoarang

>>527865806
Anna, Zafina, Lidia, etc weren't stance heavy in older games?

I am Bushin after 3.5k games and 10k games in t7

>>527865993
Anna isn't that popular, her better half is

>>527865934
Fujin

>>527865142
>lee is my main
quit looking at other characters and go back to mastering acid rain

why did they turn heihachi into a stance character?

because he fucked Lidia

'fina

>>527865426
I agree. At its core it's simply that tekken has a big obsession with making female and male characters.
Male characters get to have different themes and playstyles.
Every single female character is a variation of low damage high evasion and one or two gimmicks

I had a dream where I was fighting a kunimitsu II. I was much better, winning with an ease... she did rematch (it was like I was there rather than playing a game on my pc), but after a few rounds of her losing, she just stops and asks me "why aren't you taunting me?"

what a cute bundle of joy... enjoy your fukyourmom patch

>>527864958
You can't appreciate nor enjoy Nmubutu Muhhamed personal customs is your problem.

>>527865426
there are waifus that break the mould

what if i queue up and see those garish AGP costumes?

By that definition Steve and Feng are waifus

>>527866824
hwoarang and steve definitely are waifus, but i don't think feng is

>>527865426
Female characters are designed to be played by females.

Ready do laugh at AK nogs when he's turned into a stance abomination

>>527867061
Feng Wei jumping 5 meters into the air and stomping the ground and creating an AoE field into guessies is my favorite "non-waifu" move of ALL TIME

Wavedash is a stance

>>527865593
Other than Hwoarang, Reina and Heihachi (and Hei is a travesty in T8) none of these characters are very stance focused even though they became more stance focused in T8. And even then they're still a long shot away from canned stance mixups like the true ape shit such as Clive or so

>>527866983
i look like this btw

>>527867302
that's tekken 8

>>527865993
they were not very popular, no. and lidia was a late tekken 7 DLC

Lei Wulong will have 30 stances and 6 heat smashes

crouching is a stance

fuft, fufa, fdft and fdfa are 4 distinct stances

since strings give you mixups and they are launched from a specific posture, strings are stance as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea5pGcudoXA

>>527864975
way easier to make the gameplay and balance everything

wr and ws are stances

Jin used to be just like me but now he's just a pussy

>>527867324
Old dinosaurs like Kazuya will never be a true stance character.

df1 is a stance

cuddling with nina under a warm blanket is a stance

>>527868671
>Paki vs Paki
Boring as fuck, they are the most soulless of all the pros

>>527869017
sumail was cool

>>527869213
i should buy a vert monitor for shmups...

>>527869582
i would strangle you if i could

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt4lutCGa1U

>>527869845
why was this posted again?

bruv's influence is unmatched

>>527869323
Look at the size of those things, she doesn't need breasts that big whilst just being 16, her greed sickens me

>>527870141
all arranged by yours truly, bro had to go and beg him just to go "ceo of youuuuuuutubbeeee??" since bet 99% of people have no idea

>>527870278
She's 18 though.

>>527870141
actually insane how unsuccessful he is despite everything
even dustiel is lapping him on views nowadays

koi

bluds chat was *crickets* with 10k viewers.
clip dat

We need a new character, someone who is for lili what Reina is for Asuka.

Shao Meng is the next character

>>527870514
Oh yea they changed her and Lili's age after being 17 and 16 respectively since they were introduced because reasons.

>>527871108
>for lili what Reina is for Asuka.
what is reina for asuka?

>>527869323
she breasted boobily here

>>527871420
Neckless freak.

>>527871563
chat was is she doing?

I’m going to sound so retarded and new but HOW DO YOU BLOCK
I’ve tried three ranked games and every attack I make gets blocked, and every attack they do lands on me
Please help

i really fucking love her bros

>>527871752
youre not supposed to block. hope this helps

Emilie needs to have some kids asap she's going to start to get old soon

>>527871752
turn on special style and keep doing the power crush option
when you have rage do rage art

blud called her....oh my days bruv clip dat

>>527872251
No, one little cunt turned that mode on because I was beginning to do well against him, I refuse to stoop to that level
I’m a noob, not a bitch

>>527871752
Hold back or down-back

remember Michael Murray?

>>527871376

>>527868625
i'm more about futa if you catch my meanin'

Imagine if Reina's last name is actually Kazama

men in general are just better

>>527872512
those are fine names honestly
like yea epic videogame reference but let's not pretend anna is the same as khaleesi or katniss or some shit

>>527873463
imagine if instead of devil reina garbage we get black goo reina haha

imagine dragons

imagine if Tekken 9 cover is Reina blasted head !

>>527872963
Thanks
Just won my first Ranked game against a Bryan, feels good

>>527871563
game?

>>527872232
she's 17

Dead by degrees II.
But it is only about Reina, Lili and Asuka.

>>527874054
Tekken 9 (Directed by Nakatsu)

>Dead by degrees II.
it's insane how these retards can't use the IP for anything else

>>527873136
You guys don’t understand
I want to give Reina so many headpats that it leaves a dent
And tell her she’s a lil fuckin cutiepie enough times that she accepts it as fact

the only headpat bitch deserves is a brick to her skull

You want to cuddle Reina.
I want Reina to cuddle me.
You and I aren't the same.

>>527875634
And I want to pinch Reina’s cheeks and pull them side to side so she goes BWOOBWOOBWOOBWOO like a funny adorable little idiot, we are not the same

>>527875874
murray's concept art of tekken 9 leaked??

Seriously how unbelievably beautiful was the woman that the ugly old bastard Heihachi fucked for his daughter to turn out so goddamn pretty

her name was Lidia Sobieska

>>527875874
bravo Nomura

>>527875998
We’ll meet Reina’s Jun counterpart eventually.

GUYS ATTENTION

>>527876880
Teasing Reina for her small boobs while she angrily pretends to be indifferent and not care about such trivial things but in reality she cares immensely and is very insecure about her chest

retards

>>527876880
>no neck
>giant hands
asuka is clearly a man

>>527876880
GIMME 2

>>527877531
Bitch

>>527877105
>>527877535
>double Lili rolls
what the

>>527877776
>66 kg
FAT

My woman.

>>527877776
I HATE BITCH PEOPLE!

You didn't watch a Tournament like this one before.

https://www.youtube.com/@CAREe-sports

A tournament for the ages.

>online
in the bin

gaahhhh duuuu

>>527878856
namco is so shady now they are stealing vf players...

>>527878856
i honestly think this is really cool

https://www.twitch.tv/dustiel

Lets discuss Fahkumram

negan or uninstalling until negan

i want tony soprano

"This old hag knows how to party"
Words you hear minutes before your ballsack is drained of all cum by Nina

shut the fuck up just accept death silently

that's a man

I was one too

you're still a man

don't worry just 7 months, another newcomer flopping and paki grand finals left for Season 3 to reset all their "good will" balancing the game again

The nerves of some of these dudes.. fucking console tard starts lagging like crazy, absolute powerpoint.. literally 1 frame per 5 seconds.. he's at 5hp, I'm nearly full, 2-0 for me, we stand and watch each other for a bit.. I think alright, lemme just do a low to end this.. he blocks it and starts mashing throws.. dude.. just fucking end it. Dragged it out for 2 fucking minutes. Gave him a 3rd round perfect.

>pass user

You guys keep talking big but you can't even 1v1 anyone on Worms

>>527880643
I WILL DO THAT AFTER YOU GET OFF MY DICK NINA PLEASE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT

die in silence

*BOOOOM ASINAOSFINAOSIFNA EXPLOSION FUEEEEE IRAN BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*

K.O

~goodbye

when will good posters log in

after EVO

>>527881906
I'm here

>>527876880
*throws the dice*

>>527882680
kek. homo game

>>527876880
pretty sure this is just a ranking of smallest (1) to biggest (10), not a roll

hegel - tekken
schopenhauer - virtua fighter
nietzsche -tierwhoring with clive

>>527870539
>actually insane how unsuccessful he is despite everything
Why?
He's ultimately just a literal who

why is Asuka with Nintendo now?

i cant believe drag is genuinely one of the most honest characters now. what a game

nice try Nobi

>>527882987
Oh yeah? Smartass

https://x.com/_UMIN__/status/1935285207499997451

>>527883485
literal who industry plants become popular all the time
somehow despite billboards, frontpages, ambassadors and CEO shoutouts he is only declining
even Knee gives him duo streams every once in a while but nothing sticks

>>527884487
>lili & jin

>>527884554
i feel you drop literally anyone else in kingjae's shoe, they'll become as big as or bigger dood in terms of content creation, all these opportunities just wasted on a guy with negative charisma

give bruv his gigas back harada

>>527880540
built for lovey dovey creampie sex with a family member

Steve...

>>527884554
>literal who industry plants
That's exactly what he is, a literal who industry plant
He's just a dumbass "new brit" with not much to offer

>>527885124
and he cries about racism constantly on twitter

>>527884554
>>527884586
>>527884813
>>527884964
>>527885037
>>527885075
>>527885124
>>527885215
clip dat

Murray, why does Jun have a long range homing mid that's +4 OB and leads into stanceslop?

and thanks uhh
Digestion hahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p48Yh5b6pZw

>Jun
what does Murray have to do with Tag 2 now?

>kurae

>>527884341
The true redpill is that even in S1 he was like that. he was a bit overtuned but by far the most fair top tier.

I main Steve and Nina. Guess what my favorite movie is.

>>527886120
b4/b4 string and the axekick were too good. and yeah his hatchet kick was not even launch on block. boss character

>>527886120

>>527884394

>lili's legs

>ywn be a FGC legend like Daigo Umehara
how do you cope?

>tfw haven't booted up t8 in nearly a week

how do people even find the motivation to play

mashing buttons is fun y'know
you should try

*year

The motivation comes from all your opponents begin skilless freaks. The game is so bad that you can’t accept being the same rank as literal subhumans so you have to keep playing.

sic semper kazuyacucks

all my peers in my rank are braindead idiots but i’m a special butterfly with a 200 fighting game IQ! Tekken 8 sucks!

Masku!

Don't miss me winning!
Over here!
BODY!
Fire~~! uwu
Enough playing around
BODY!
BODY!
Fire~~! uwu

sebastian kidnaps asuka and brings her over to the rochefort estate as a wrapped gift for lili's birthday.

victor kidnaps lili to find more information about jin kazama

Bro… don’t even get me started on Anna Williams. The moment she steps on screen with that slinky red dress and that “I-know-I-could-end-you” stare, I lose all grip on reality. She’s not just sexy.. she’s the definition of dangerous desire. High heels sharp enough to stab your soul, legs that could strangle a god, and a voice that purrs like trouble. You think you’re safe? Nah, she’ll flirt, flip you, and finish you with that signature sass before you even blink. Anna doesn’t just walk.. she owns the floor. Femme fatale? More like femme FINAL. I would happily catch a 10-hit combo just to see her smirk.. ANNA WILLIAMS IS A WALKING WARCRIME OF SEX APPEAL… I swear to the gods of Tekken, every time she struts onto the screen with that murderous smirk and hips that swing like they’ve got a vendetta, my brain cells throw hands with each other just to process her. She’s not just fine.. she’s weaponized seduction in human form. That dress? Illegal in 47 countries. That leg split move? It’s not a technique, it’s a religion. I’d let her KO me, teabag me, talk trash in five languages, and I’d still say “thank you, ma’am” like I just got blessed by divinity itself. Anna doesn’t need to fight. She wins the match by existing. I see her and forget what year it is. My willpower? Deleted. My block button? Useless. I’m not losing to Anna..I’m volunteering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxNZl7Kejrg

kingjae if he had charisma

Niggers...

dustiel is on bros

Oh my fookin daya bruv, mandem said black yoo-kay niggas be lackin dem charismas??? Clip dat one brav

can dustiel defeat mainman?

It's disappointing to see so much off topic dialogue. Nothing about matchups, frames, character discussion, future dlc ect.
I guess tekken really is dead.

shoulve made a good gamee murr

blud said dialogue. clip that

haters still can't explain why the same people are on top 8 in major tournaments

Just make every character have 20 moves, remove heat and rage, make every move be a very specific tool with a lot of counterplay.
I fixed the game, was it really that hard?

make 5 character, all male, they can jab, sidestep, use homing attack and electric

>>527891209
Joe Budden could've made it if TO's weren't complete faggots.

>>527891209
You've been btfo several times already but you keep repeating this like a broken record. It's not worth arguing with a fanboy who refuses to change his mind.

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>so many nobodies!!!!!

¿Sois tontos o qué?

>>527890932
game's too boring for that

>>527891209
Why wouldn't they be? They have decades of experience? All the crap that carries new players is always going to be more effective in the hands of an experienced pro. It's a dumb argument. The game is still remedial as fuck, good players on top and thousands of carried literal whos doesn't change that the game is still designed to make bad players feel better than they actually are. The whole "yeah well then wheres the new guy spamming his way to best player in the world then huh?" was always a dumb argument.

>>527891971
Nta but can you elaborate?
Obviously the ones making top 8 do this for a living so they're naturally more skilled than the average dude playing this game but if it really was a pachinko fest wouldn't we see more diversity in at least the top 24?

>>527891459
You have just created fantasy strike, congrats.

Disregard. I misread the other anons post. Not sure what he meant by that

>>527892614
>All the crap that carries new players is always going to be more effective in the hands of an experienced pro.
translation: if you play better, then you win.
WOW

Disregard the previous disregarding.

>>527891209
top players are all sponsored and motivated to practise 8 hours a day. un-sponsored players have no reason to do that and why do you even bring this up like it's a good thing? you realize there being no new blood among the top players is a bad thing for the game

.
>>527892975
>the game isn't a hand holding remedial mash simulator unless a new masher can literally consistently dethrone a literal GOAT player
Nice "argument" fucking retard, why don't you make set that goalpost a little more impossibly farther back to defend this trash game. It is literally impossible to make a game where the noob will always beat the more experienced player. The most experiences pros will always be on top, and that in no way shape or form invalidates the fact that this game carries players like never fucking before. Literally everyone outside top 20 in the world wouldn't be where they are in any tekken other tekken game. Your argument is dogshit, and slob tekken dev cock for pennies, kill yourself dumbass faggot. Now go ahead and post your next stupid greentext reply so I can dismantle that one too. Dumbfuck.

>>527893180
>top players are all sponsored and motivated to practise 8 hours a day
this proves skill matters and the same good players can adapt and win while the rest who keep hating will keep losing, and that's that.
the results speak for themselves

Tekken 8 is the burnt out gifted kid that struggles to hold a normal job. Street Fighter 6 is the kid that came from the projects but grinded it out and now runs a successful business.

>>527893423
of course skill matters, especially legacy like knowing string. the game is still trash anyways so idk what you're trying to prove

>>527892614
if better players still beat the worse players then where exactly are the worse players getting "carried" to? sounds like the relative level of play between players stays the same and nobody is getting carried outside of some online ranked ladder memes that never mattered
>>527893180
>game rewards skill and effort
wow t8 is not casino after all

>>527893423
This game is literal guessing simulator, and the least skill based fighting game on the market in years, pros being with decades of experience and the most incentive to play it being on top doesn't invalidate this fact. It's "skilk based" in the same way that a person with 95% white DNA and 5% black DNA considers themself black.

>>527893394
>It is literally impossible to make a game where the noob will always beat the more experienced player. The most experiences pros will always be on top
sounds to me like the better player wins so what's the issue? you haters keep saying tekken 8 is a "no skill masher" yet Ulsan/Arslan etc. always make top 8. are they "mashing better" then the others? are they flipping coins and get lucky amongst other 300 participants at every tournament they go to? kek

yjk tekken 9 will be the most fundies fighting game with the smoothest movement ever

>>527893652
They are getting carried up to any position that isn't literal world class competitors you dumbfuck. You think if a random can't be a literal top 1 competitive goat that means most players aren't carried? Have you seen max rank players? They play like fucking greenies and orangies in tekken 7. You're retarded and your non-argument is fucking retarded too.

>>527893881
>Have you seen max rank players? They play like fucking greenies and orangies in tekken 7
maybe tekken 7 greenies should learn the game instead of korean backdash spamming thinking they play the game and that's skill (aka mainman)

>>527893835
>he thinks the top level is an indicator of the whole tekken experience.
>"i put you in my retarded impossible to fuck up, easy to enter 100+ damage blender before you did and killed you, skill issue :^)))"
How does murray's cock and taint taste?

you only like lili because of her legs

>>527893881
>have you seen rank x players vs rank y in t7
like I said that doesn't mean anything
does T7 become a more carried game if they change the ranked point system? no the game is still the same, ranked is just fancy online matchmaking that means nothing
if the "carry" is not showing up in offline tournaments then there is no actual game mechanic related carrying happening and better players still beat worse players as usual

>>527894087
>I lost and you won, so that's a shit game
the pros and you are playing the exact same game. try to get better instead of blaming the game

>>527894234
her face is her best feature

>>527894234
actually I only like lili because of asuka

>>527894048
>"learn le game" i.e. start your bullshit first or else you lose
Yes, fantastic game design, i'm sure players who only have to do this will be the exact same rank in past games where they can't do their neutral skipping retard unga moves into a 1 fuck up = death blender and have to interact with several more layers of nuance :^))). You are exactly the same kind of carried fucking masher scrub.

>>527894482
your whining sound like a big skill problem more and more
you want to block and keep blocking and the game should adapt to your playstyle. my advice is to learn how to play the game instead of thinking about how the game should be played according to you

they didnt remove pauls soccer kick did they?

>>527894327
>does tekken 7 become a more carried game if they change the rank point system?
If they change it to tekken 8s system literally yes nigger, do you not understand this?
>if they carry is not showing up in offline tournaments
So you're deaf dumb blind and retarded, gotcha. Use your fucking eyes nigga, i can't help it if you lack understanding of the fundamental differences between tekken 8 and past games.

>>527894354
>pros with decades of experience are winning so you lost to the better masher, just hold my plus on block retard mashing enabling blender starter and guess for your life, lol lmao. Oh you stepped in a 3d game?
I bet you think you have hot ass "mixups" but sucked ass at previous games lmfao, dumb ass nigger.

>>527894234
I like Lili cause she's rich

rich people are evil

>>527894683
You lack of insight to the fundamentals of the game how fucking remedial it is now is showing a skill issue nigger. If you need the difference explained to you then you're either new as fuck and desperately clinging to your new found "high rank", you're retarded or your're trolling.
>you keep blocking lmao, just like, learn to mash, skill issue :^)))

Just press first, lol lmao skill issue :^)))

>>527895025
>just hold my plus on block retard mashing enabling blender starter and guess for your life, lol lmao.
you have many options in this game, many ways of counterplay spamming a move, and you have no excuse if you don't know it because the practice mode has been greatly improved by the devs. you simply refuse to improve and too scared to accept that you just suck at the game and/or put in the effort to get better.

you can cope and insult all you want but I'm right anyway.
and I have big proof (the top 8 in every tournament) while you have nothing to back it up.

>>527895025
if your definition of being carried is just that the wrong people are getting undeserved pngs in online matchmaker then you must be retarded
I thought you were arguing about the game itself and not the pointless cosmetic UI lmao but whatever then I guess
you can keep seething because someone you don't know has fujin next to their name and you think the objective skill level that's needed for fujin is different
literally none of that matters at all

will i get drafted? im 23

>>527895503
>>527895660
so a person who tells me he constantly loses because opponent keeps spamming his moves tells the other person he lacks fundamentals.

what is your idea of fundamentals?

>>527895486
Very true Mr.Law

>>527895931
Yeah you are basically guaranteed to die. Average age for vietnam war was literally 23.

>it's a casino because the players who practice win
tekken 8 haters are something else

>>527895704
>you have many options
Oh so sorry how silly of me, I forgot i'm just supposed to mash power crush back because murray hamstringed literally everything that isn't mashing. Or maybe I should do my long ass fuck ranged neutral skip move thats plus? Lmao this shit is a joke little nigga, you're entire argument is that if pros can press first then skill issue. You're a dumbfuck troll.
>practice mode """greatly improved"""
Lol, lmao.
>i have big proof, every top 8
>he's circling back to "PROS STILL HAVENT BEEN TOPPLED BY A RANDOM SO THE GAME ISNT A COIN FLIPPING RPS SIMULATOR" Even though that "argument" has already been desconstructed
Literally read nigger.
>you have nothing to back it up, no I won't use my eyes and brain to look at past games and look at this one and see the difference because that would invalidate my "argument"
Games fucking trash and carries niggers, you're too retarded to see it, nothing can help you understand.

>>527895737
>if your metric of carried is players are getting to the wrong metrics of whats used to judge skill for 90% of the player base then you must be retarded
K lmao

>>527896186
>tells me consistently loses
>making shit up
>speaking to experience of most people = telling me you lose consistently
I'm max rank and these retards in my pool play like fucking morons, this game is still so fucking guess oriented that yes, I can infact, still lose. I still win often, that doesn't invalidate anything I said lmfao

>what is your idea of fundamentals
Look at past games, use your brain, I shouldn't need to spell it out for your monkey ass.

>>527896645
>its not a casino because the same top players who have always been on top won
So your argument is literally just casino better lmao

>>527894234
I actually like Lili's entire body uhuh

>the top players consistently place at the top so it's a casino
are you listening to yourself?

Tekken 8 glazers are something else :^)))) kill yourself little nigger, you would your ass reamed by me in this game and in tekken 7 you blind brain dead retard.

no one is talking anything, you're the only one listening to voices

SEASON 2 THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncaNlxvTFzg

>>527897063
worst falseflag I've ever seen.

>>527897056
>the game isn't a casino unless it's a new random on top every time :^))))
Are you listening to YOUR self nigger?

when are you guys gonna kiss

damare

>>527896817
>mash power crush back
powercrush is an option, his decision to spam a plus on block move because he figured out you only play "fundies tekken in your head" is not the opponent's problem. why shouldn't the opponent use your weakness as a strategy?

>>practice mode """greatly improved"""
>Lol, lmao.
you must be trolling or legit stupid.

>I'm max rank and these retards in my pool play like fucking morons
everyone else is a moron but you are the special one, but you also say that you often lose anyway? what a specimen

>Look at past games, use your brain, I shouldn't need to spell it out for your monkey ass.
so pros suddenly can't use their experience like you said? how is that possible? you can't have it both ways - pros have knowledge but tekken 8 is very different but they use that knowledge to win?

didn't read

it's kind of gay when a guy kisses another guy

only kind of?

Katsuko Harada and Michelle Murray

>>527897056
how do the pros deal with 50/50s? do they just get consistently lucky? are matches decided because one of them guessed right?

>>527897667
>his decision to press a plus on block option """because he figure out your play"""
Lmao

>no you're trolling
Lmao

>but you lose so often
Lmao

>whatever bullshit that last paragraph was supposed to mean, i barely skimmed it
Lmao

true 50/50s are very few in an actual match. like when you have no other options but to hold back or hold down-back

>>527898098
they minimize true 50/50 situations and win with better fundamentals the rest of the time

>>527898465
they avoid 50/50s on purpose to make tournaments more skill-based?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIvqumtmUQ
THREAD THEME

>>527894234

>>527897715
you don't know if one of them's a girl

ok this is just one schizo isn’t it

One schizo defending kekken 8, yes.

thread theme
he aint playing the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkJrY64kNiI&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVMxkJrY64kNiI&start_radio=1

>>527898710
quit talking to yourself

im 23 im getting drafted

>>527898353
>>his decision to press a plus on block option """because he figure out your play"""
>Lmao

bye guys. going to win EVO with this one

>>527898550
no, see >>527898379
there are more true 50/50s and less (or worse) defensive options than there used to be, but it's still not enough to make results random i.e. someone with better a fundamentals will still win, especially in long sets
it's not a binary, completely random or entirely skill based, it's a spectrum t8 is just pretty far towards the shit end of it

No no no, see, he's spamming his homing full screen plus on block mid that lets him rape you to death is because he has 9billion IQ, you're just bad.

im 32 im a mentally ill neet and if I get drafted ill get turned away because im a failure

you can clearly see the difference between a man and a woman
first of it; women don't have a penis

>>527899321
what if their penis is hidden, now can you tell?

then listen to their voice you gay nigga

>>527899124
I mean yeah but, I don't think when people call it a casino they mean that there's literally no skill involved and that there aren't people who are better than others. Not to mention a lot of complaints you see in this thread are from people talking specifically about how they themselves got screwed in one particular round rather than a long set, I think that matters a lot here.

>>527899157
>and it works everytime, I literally have no button to stop him. and if I win then I'm the guy who spams his buttons. Tekken 8 = shit game bro

>>527899631
>this thread
This general I mean, pretty much every thread has those kinds of posts.

>>527899631
you gotta understand most people are retarded

>>527899726
>if you think its bad game design then you're just bad, I will continue to strawman and project as such

I CANNOT PUNISH IT

50/50? In a fighting game???? Save me murray!!!

very punchable face

Whats funny is every single top player has said the game is casino af, but they win so I guess if the game isn't 100% casino and is only 90% then the term casino doesn't apply even if literally everyone from the bottom to the top agrees.

>>527900015
the devs consider that Tekken 7 was bad design. In tekken 7 it was even more easy to give a slight advantage at the beginning and then play safe and doing jabs at the distance with Steve

>>527900394
find a game where the top players don't complain

tekken 7 was bad and tekken 8 is bad too desu. just in their own way. it all went downhill after t5 dr

stop crying and get good holy fuck

>>527899321
what about those freaky intersex people who are born with both genitals?

>>527900436
The infallible genius of the devs.... you're right, I suck ass and I kneel.

>>527900486
>oh no no no that doesn't count, THAT DOESN'T COUNT

Casino cannot beat skill consistently.
If that's happening to you you're failing to adapt/ are bad.

>>527900991
does it count when they complained about 7, tag 2, 6?

bg3 and e33 have proven that westerners have surpassed japan in game development.

>>527901092
Yes? Do those games having flaws somehow invalidate that tekken 8 is casino and literally everyone but you can see it?

>>527900436
The devs also thought s2 was good before everyone told them that they were retarded.

>>527900810
I get what Murray meant here. he was saying that you shouldn't go too far with the option selecting - like you have to sidestep and block for certain moves and the devs intend to force the player into that gameplay

>>527901007
Actually stastistically speaking it does, about anywhere from 33.33 - 50% of the time.

>>527901346
that was the malaysians

what the fuck Drag has to eat every unsafe move with pushback because his punishers have no range
that shit sucks

>>527901431
>he's so comitted he's actually defending it

>>527900486
Doesn't mean every game is equally bad in every regard.

>>527902081
Someone link this tranny our threads

i cant believe the last game i played was tekken 8 before i get drafted and die

>>527902354
You will get analy raped 1 week in. I promise.

and it won't be during the war

I want leo inside me

mmm
free sex

>>527901662
ironic
there are hundreds of thousands of tekken haters, but only one michael murray. I get you hate Tekken 8 but you don't have to extend it to the man who saved the game

I've generated several AI Asuka pics and masturbated to them.

>>527902354
There won't be a full land invasion of Iran you'll be fine
It's called the graveyard of empires for a reason, they'll just bomb it into submission and repeatedly assassinate the leadership until someone surrenders and agrees to switch tech trees
Israel's F-35s are literally teabagging Tel Aran right now and nobody can do anything about it

don't care
still won't die for israel

whyd you delete?

to be honest, Persia is a way cooler name for a country

because the jannies are deleting my off topic posts and I forgot to add "I main lili btw" on the end of my post

>13
agree, persians also sounds way cooler than iranians, when I think persians I think sexy caramel gigachad who comes from an ancient culture filled with beautiful heritage sites, when I think iranians I imagine a balding fatty studying in a dilapidated community center, speaking of which, i bet medus is having a meltdown right now lmao

>70
you won't have to anon, nobody outside of the middle east will

i main lili btw

I'm not fucking dying for Michael Murray

if you don't stand with Israel you don't belong here

liligods living rent free in someone's head

i'm rooting for iran because i watched a bunch of kiarostami films back in college days

medusa is gonna sit there seething about jews while his home country gets turned to glass lmao

asuka has the bigger tits, lili has the bigger ass.

tekken?

i can't look at any other woman

>>527904575
Sucks ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5WAWcncmJM
i have a weird feeling every time i hear this

>>527894234
*Feet

> lili has the bigger ass.
and better legs
and better face
and better hair
and better neck

i stopped playing the game but i still post in tekgen why is this

your in your 2023 tekgen phase

you are here forever

>>527905056
I still haven't bought T8 and haven't booted T7 since June of last year. Here every day tho.

>>527905459
>>527905056
i fucking hate you faggots

>>527905459
>haven't even played T8
fuck outta here then niggeh, fuckin loser ass niggeh, got no life ass lookin ass, 4chan lurkin ass

we don't speak ebonics in here

>>527905459
>>527905056
based, fuck mashen 8

can you lift up an adult sized woman like Joe Crush can?

aye bruh just cause u dont dont mean I dont

i don't have that rapist gene in me unfortunately

>>527905946
that's not a woman. look at the foot

Anna Williams Tekken 8

>>527905946
she's trans, you know that right?

>>527906298
i don't really care about their private parts as long as they're feminine and not overweight

>she

>>527905946
he's trans, you know that right?

>>527906407
based

who will win EWC this year

>>527906640
>tallest is the winner
what does this say? also how tall is atif and how short are the other two gooks

you can't call yourself a man if lili is taller than you

>>527906725
taller people have larger skulls than short people, they have more volume for brain matter

>>527906640
depends on the july patch

>>527903270
Uhhhhhhhh based
>>527904689
And yet you changed her hair colour, curious!
>>527906179
Sweaty sex with Anna

>>527905946
IM GETTING MOGGED ITS NOT FAIR

>>527905056
I've never bought tekken 8 and i post in tekgen why is this

approaching 500 days of no tekken 8

>>527906820
>only like 10-15% of men the world are taller than Lili (180)cm
Oof

Reina is taller than me...

it doesnt matter how tall she is when im 5 inches deep in her pussy

i only care about different kind of inches

I have a 4 inch pencil

>>527908276
1. Lili is barely taller the Asuka in cutscenes, and Shaheen towers over her even with her boots on, no fucking way is she 180
2. Off model garbage

>>527908769
>tranime
1. Cuck.
2. Cuck.

>>527908830
Based
Also reddit filename

>>527908830
blew that nigga the fuck out

>>527908769
lmao at this manlet
nigga you small

play and love love cammy

chromosome status?

>she(he) uses ingame models instead of the official measurements
ngmi

>dragonball has a better season pass than us
Grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_8qBd-K7SQ

>grim
reaper?

>>527909470
Reina is 162cm 51kg and King is 200cm 147kg btw

>grim
fandango

>grim
feast

>>527909102
Namco is just incompetent at everything they do, sorry bro
Shaheen - 185
Asuka - 167
Lili - 180 claimed, 172 at best in reality

>>527907105
wait anna really said this?

so asuka is 130 cm got it

im 5'10, 5'11 with shoes and i have a 3 inch, almost 4 inch penis.

explains the lack of a neck

>>527909871
did you know that saudi arabians are some of the laziest people on earth?

Thanks god we don't have street fighter's gorilla x3 normal size hands and feet

>>527910187
I thought it was Montenegrins/Spaniards desu

I've ate pizza 5/7 days in the past week

>>527910350

fat fucking fuck

>>527910075
What fighting style would a little girl gremlin fighter have?

>>527909537
who the fuck

so is lili 180 cm or not
make a decision niggas

>>527910784
vf's eileen

>>527910784
grappler\wrestler of course!
>>527910864
yes

>>527910651
I want to kiss your fat rolls

brehs...

>>527910864
No, Harada or whoever writes this shit just makes it up, as i said even with her boots on Shaheen towers over her despite apparently only being a 5cm advantage.
It's kinda like when Sci Fi writers make up stats for tanks and then when you compare them to real word versions the sci fi tank ends up being less resistant to damage then a tin shed.

I want to get drunk and grind tekken all day and post my adventures and nonsober tekken thoughts here

>>527911372
>that lick

if you need alcohol to do that, you don't belong here

but what if the July patch fixes the game tho

>yes
>no
niggas are divided on lili's height
bloods vs crips type of shit right here

>>527912087
this game is unfixable it was shit from day 1

nothing can fix t8, it's like leaving a shit in a toilet and just open the window to solve the smell.

shit needs to go, get it flushed

1 shot in

The amount of plus frames you get in heat dash should be equal to the amount of time you have left in heat. If you have 1 second of heat left you should be +1 for burning it. If you have like 12 seconds and burn the heat fine you deserve to be +12 and I'll eat the mixup

tekken 9 will the the tekken 5 to tekken 8's tekken 4
we will be saved, just survive these years

>just survive these years
i can't i'm from iran

t5 is a kusoge blud

if tekken 8 was even 1/10th of tekken 4 it'd be decent

if 5 is a kusoge, 8 is a f2p mobile game

the entire series is a kusoge blud

>>527912123
Lili should be in the under 149 club so that we finally have our resident loli (Get it Lili the loli LMAO)

Two Minutes Hate again?

>>527912660
>Get it
every night, bud

I wouldn't need to pretend

the tekken killer

if thats the case then Lili is taller than charizard

>cremates Tekken's dead body

Tekken would be better of we had a girl with abs who's entire personality is "muh protein"

> a girl with abs
nigga just admit that you are gay(homo faggot)

>>527911375
We knew harada makes it up because lili had a different weight in the beta but people said it made her underweight and harada tried to paly it off as an error. He also contradicted himself on lilis height when he said lili was 173cm without her heels on harada's bar.

>>527913463
what should i do if i look like the guy on the left

>>527913401
That's just Lidia

>>527913679
sell trading cards

come expose yourself in the lobby

tekgen REAL
1122

>>527910770
whats the best pizza to order from? im craving

I despise Markman for pretending to be part of the FGC when he's nothing more than a paid shill
Atleast Murray has the decency to acknowledge that he's representing his own product.
Markman keeps quiet about literally being a QA tester and then talks about the game is actually fine, knowing full well that the community would vilify him if they knew that he is reponsible for this cancer

>>527912389
i genuinely believe this

abs are hot actually

can someone post the Markman "i tested 14 iterations of tekken 8" screenhot?

>>527913637
>he said lili was 173cm without her heels
Yea there you go then, my calcs were off by a centimeter

>>527913821
For me? It's Gotta Be Marco's™.

Reina could be comp viable with just a few more additional moves

>>527913401
Muscle girls are for closeted queers.

Lili became tekken's lanmky meme but you can tell in-game that azucena and Lidia are taller. Master Raven was taller too.

koi

NA Tekken scene needs to step its game up

>>527914308
All use heels and leg implants plus instagram angles and dishonest poses

>>527914291
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvf02EMCzT0

>na

Some muscles = sexy but musclekeks often take it way too far and want roided monkey abominations

>>527915578
They need to bring back Ganryu and Bob those were the only real niggas out of all these roided freaks on the male roster

shadow vs kingreyjr grand finals in a europoor tournament... lmao

t8 is the first fighting game where i can play 1 match and be like "yup that's enough of this game for today i think i'll just go watch porn or smoke instead"

LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH BUDDY

>>527916216
you mean you dont enjoy fighting lidia or hwoarang or eddy or kings mashing powercrush and jaguar 50-50s? thats fine not everyone can enjoy the finest pleasures in life

>>527916216
it's a very stressful mental stack, they made the game too stressful to play for long periods of time

>>527916460
for me its just boring because my mind rarely holds any mental stacks so its kinda random mashing

npcs can't enjoy tekkino 8, we know.

>>527876880
I want Lidia to slav squat on my face with her sweaty ass after a workout

im not npc im just depressed and average intellignece

had to uninstall today boys

>>527916523
they made the game too boring, it's too boring to play for long periods of time despite them trying to make the game less boring for a larger population of players

>>527912389
>just survive these years
Nigga i'm going to be late 30s by then, i will 100% kill myself before I see tekken 9

Lili is 175cm tall but she has high heels, thus artificialy increased height of 180cm

don't do that, israel needs soldiers.

>>527916842
it feels too random like i do move, guy does raneedom move, i do random move, guy does random move, and the rounds last too long. its like a stochastic shuffling deck of torture boredom. ive only enjoyed it with kazuya because rounds are shorter and everything's more structured around simpler cognitizable mindgames.

2 shots in
i decided to just play a different game tekken 8 isn't fun even drunk

Tekken 9 will have an Israeli and Iranian as new characters and they'll have a ship

Manlets, stop coping.

>>527917258
I think for TWT tournaments they should only let players pick Kazuya, that way the tournament is fair and honest

>>527917330
thats me not playing tekken 8

arslan ash losing his shit against some random emperor lidia lmao

arslan aah

>want to leave tekgen
>find tekgen on other boards
bruh

>ASSlan Ass
Rip Flukeistan

where are...my other....***** friends....at....?

I exposed myself exclusively to /tekgen/ and everyone that witnessed that traumatizing event

Heihachi is not good.
Not bad, but not good

why is a midair homing move also plus

my cat won't eat his food but he'll eat everything else help

What's a decent character to play if I mostly just fap to the characters?

this isn't even including the first 3 months of tekken too, so he plays an average of ~62 ranked matches a day

I thought I played an obscene amount of tekken but I only have 5k games across 12 characters...

>>527918823
rainbow mika

>>527918823
Dead or Alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWQx2f-CErU
>sf6 gets this while we get karate kid

>>527917741
did he make another agp post again...

>>527918950
Had to turn this off like 15 seconds in
Kpop trannies are beyond mentally ill and tasteless
Holy cringy fucking vomit ear torture

blud wants annoying plastic doll collabs instead of the movie franchise that brought back martial arts kino

>>527918950
We have enough plastic as it is in game

>>527918950
harada and murray are trying to target this game towards zero iq hood niggers
ofc we ddin't get a kpop collab

that's also who capcom is targeting sf6 towards though

on second thought I'm glad my dad abandoned me

>married with kids

so he a muslim

Arslan just said NA plays like animals...

kiss your homie for good luck

>game being marketed to hood niggas

>>527919658
I made this shitpost

Atelier collab when

>>527920039
Murray's vision.
But unironically.

AO should play in the Japanese version of The Hobbit

>Arslan laughing condescendingly when he saw Jackie Trans name.
What the fuck is his problem?

link it or didn't happen

>>527918950
broomsticks with makeup and wigs

>>527921804
His stream. He's fighting him right now

>>527921489
Did he start taking fin or something
I swear he had less hair before

>>527922028
Why the fuck do you keep track of some player's hair density? What is wrong with you faggot?

>>527922028
sometimes he shaves the flap

yt ppl age like.milk lmao

save the D8..

>>527922995
lol and these kind of random camera switches is fairly common too

competitive game btw

time to eat another pizza today im a fucking fat ass I used to be human but now im a dumb fat fuck waste of life I didn't ask for this

but I did
I've been praying on your downfall
glad it worked

I'm being gangstalked

the world is completely fucked and nothing matters

if I lose more hair I'll start to dress like a woman and wear a wig

>>527922370
>Here's that 20 something kid I told you about

peace and love peace and love

dying for israel gives me purpose that tekken never could

>>527922995
Thank you nakatsu

should i play rainbow six siege x?

its crazy how slopified jun is with 1,1,2 natural and the homing mid

every time you punish a nigga the optimal play is to do a stance mixup

>jun
>stance mixup
lol

>>527925202
jun being able to just do her +7 kick at ANY time during her strings is fucking stupid and jun downplayers will always be ignored

its a risky scrub stance mixup but all the newbies are doing it so its an unplayable matchup they always guess right obviously

its ok jun is balanced by being beyond boring to play

TMM has a wife and child
do you?

you're gay you know that right?

>>her +7 kick
>steppable
>interruptable with launchers always
>does no chip anyway so why not just block
>her grand mix with all those plus frames is.... db3 that does basically nothing and is still steppable
losing to jun in current year is species check
if you lose or seethe at any point, you are disqualifed as a human being

why do female characters not have generic ws4s

>ducks under heihachi b4, ff1+2, b1

You xiaoyu players know that you're not playing the same game as everyone else right?

>>527926606
ourgorilla has one

>>527926369
>species check

>>527926702

>>527926606
I feel like there's less generic ws4s in the game compared to non-generic

if you think about it dragunov really has no way to open up people
you can just standblock for years and he will give up his turn eventually unless he goes for a very risky low

it's one thing to have risky lows for opening people up
then there's jun who has no lows at all for opening people up

>>527927010
>t7

Dont care, show me an example in T8.
Ducking mids is inexcusable

>TMM ruined his life by marrying and now owes alimony
miss me with that gay shit

https://www.twitch.tv/themainmanswe/clip/BlazingImportantTildeANELE

it's up

my cock is up

he ruined his life by taking tekken seriously and becoming a content creator. he should have known that trying to make a living off the internet creates more problems than it solves

>>527927010
I can hear it

>>527928885
4 character passes are so ass

smash outsold all of those combined and they kept tendies waiting for years

>>527926606
alisa

>Round 1 theme https://youtu.be/Lyi2tT3tiPU
>Serene, reflecting the nature vibe or the stage and the infinite sky

>Final round theme https://youtu.be/pbdcseaX37c
>OUGA OUGA DUBSTEP

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>527929018
this has got to be the worst DLC lineup of all time

>>527929649
season 2 mashen 8 exists

>>527926135
Wow nice, which Tekken girl is he married to?

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I feel empty tekken bros. I win for nothing

i aveage iq i bushin 5000games

membeah the times i was tekken gawd xiaoyu now im a bushin i have no tekken value

>>527930679
fantastic surprise

I'm low iq and pot bellied

Yeah well i'm low iq, pot bellied and micro dicked. Can't even fit a chastity cage around my useless cock. Lili main btw.

I miss her

collection thus far

ling customizations dont press spoilered image unless you consent to viewing them for the 500th time

>>527933469
6 > 4 > 5 > 1 > 3 > 2 > 7

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her

>>527927101
Drag is arguably bottom 5 this season

alright niggas was nice posting here im done with tekken for a while gonna go on a sigma grindset instead

>>527933609
fair

harada doesn't browse here you need to post your performative delusional top 10 character downplay to xitter

Does Shaheen get bothered by all the scantily clad sluts of the cast?

in public yes but in private he shits in their mouths for money

he killed then offscreen, they won't return in 9

Is there a character who has a lot of mobility and is really hard to hit?

yeah, Tekken 5 DR

isn't shaheen the name of someone who sent an email to strong bad.

July patch will only be Anna fix and nothing burger to heat again

tekken 7 has more players than cotw

how many fahks in top 8 at evo vegas this year
i'm gonna guess 4 maybe 5

how many men in my bed t his year

your post modern irony doesn't change your current state along with the state of the franchise

I wish all women were trans

average tekkbuck

>>527934804
Are you replying to >>527934685, I just want to get back into 8 with someone who moves around a lot

we still don't know who did the bite of '87.

>>527936352
the uninstall wizard has an amazing sidestep and kbd

KAGE

>>527936504
Leo and Eddy it is

JACKY

>>527933969
First of all you forgot to quote me but that's okay, here it is:
>>527933749
Second of all Dragunov is not better than
Anna
Bryan
King
Hwoarang
Asuka
Claudio
Clive
Feng
Lars
Lidia

That's 10.

Leo is male

Enter the Tekken

Enter Asuka

Tanukana exchanged sex for Ling tech.

out of those dragunov is better than hwoarang, king, bryan, feng, asuka and clive
keep trying

how much do I need to pay to catch the disease

find a tranny bar near you if you're a bottom and it will be free.

I'm a loser bros

im very depressed low energy i gotta listen to andrew tate motivational speeches

turning on my nipponese proxy to watch softcore mmds on nicovideo btw, not sure if that matters

When the fuck are they fixing phantom hitboxes

>>527893857
Just just just just always fucking naked eh? just just fucking allergic to clothes eh?

lili is the expose poster

>>527935498
July patch will have you waiting in hell for him.

I'll even let Fahk fuck me, if it's for his family

I'm a failure
I'm
>a failure

>>527939080
if tekken players had above room temperature IQ they would have laughed at her manlet comments and not canceled her while pushing TMM to be the face of tekken

Capcom Won

>>527943257
Why was he imprisoned with his Muay Thai gear on?

>fakh is a giant brute like the hulk
>Bryan is a man made out of Iron
>iron man stopped the hulk with the hulk buster
>Bryan will stop fakh with the taunt jet upper
kino...

how long do they keep fahk in the goon pod before they drop him

blocking every fahk player i meet.

we can be negative until we're blue in the face about Tekken 8, but how about we be optimistic for once

Long enough for a devil man to take over the world and setup the logistical infrastructure to support a worldwide fighting tournament to determine which countries won't starve

I'm ready to die for israel hurry it up

nothing
ever
happens

>>527946642
Red Hood as S3 DLC PLEASE

andrew tate asks me what type of life do i want. i wanted to break my male identity for a fetish. but it makes me wanna cry to think about it. i just cant imagine being a normie i havent had a friend in 17 years.

>>527946540
very esoteric flowchart

I have 3 schizo personalities on 4chan and I want to change

is it okay that ive copied your posting style? i feel like a copycat sometimes but i guess im easily moldable by my environment LOL

not fully obviously but a little in terms of blogposting without replies. i suppose yours is a bit more ironic as well.

chatgpt says i should go grab a tea to break from routine

Tekken 9 waiting room

Why did they go so wrong with tekken 8?
Was it the tekken shop? The battle pass? The fucking paid stage not being included in the season pass?

Tekken is over bruv Harada is already shadow retired

>>527948373
no Josie base roster, doomed from beta

>>527948373
B
E
A
G
G
R
E
S
S
I
V
E

who has better punishment, Lee or Heihachi?

i want to cry i must keep talking to gpt

Bring josie back and make sws1 a guard break in heat and Josie restores heat everytime she does cd3

>>527948691
With cheats Heihachi regular human person Lee

>>527948691
lee is not in the game

melvin melvin brother of the joker

>>527948995
LOL i get you said heihachi and anna but lee? same nigga

this game is so bad it's actually insane

>Blocking Lidia's
>Blocking Claudio's
>Blocking Xiaoyu's
>Blocking Zafina's
>Blocking Anna's

Fuck niggers

you dont like gettin' mashed out by lidia and hwoarang half your games? the fuck is wrong witchu

You a fucking HOWARANGUTANG player? Get that ass blocked.

the duelist17 SPEED LABS that last 1.5 hours will get you to the next level boahs

yesterday i switched up my keyboard ergonomics and it seems the rotation of my wrist pulled a lateral tendon a bit too much so its tense/sore now kinda scary

happened to me while fisting my own asshole, it will pass in a week or two

you have a fingering your asshole ergonomics

why are you like this faggot? this is a general for discussing tekken

What the fuck is tekken?

>Ultra Soft

Tekken is so far and removed from tekgen it might as well be reported for off topic desu

>desu
>tb h

>this is a general for discussing tekken
proof? didn't sign any contract

>>527865142
>if you look at the most popular characters in the game most of them do not have a heavy focus on stances.
They either genuinely don't know how to design characters anymore or they have an incredibly cynical view of their playerbase and don't trust them to play a character that's not fully autopilot. Probably both. Expect AK to be a shadowstep monkey and have moves that transition him directly into a guaranteed CD mixup.

no but seriously janny stopped responding to off-topic reports last year so tekgen sucks

viktor now has a transition to stance from db4 now that's epic

>>527954343
Yes desu, sugoi desu ne motherfucker watashi wa anon-sama and i'm going to gape your fucking asshole open

>>527954806
you know he already has stances right?

>>527955698
Yeah, how'd you tell? Was it the fact that I named his stance?

ff3 into uninterruptible shadow step 50/50 will be the straw that breaks the camel's back. or it could save the game.
only time will tell

>>527955861
And he ALREADY has moves that guaranteed CD mixup
You knew that right? Of course you did.

actually every character should strive to be a wavedash knockdown vortex monkey and that is a LE GOOD THING because tmm said so

>>527948373
Devs are retards that think their playerbase is even more retarded than them so you got Tekken: Jiggling Keys Edition. They actually convinced themselves their game was niche because it was too highbrow and they just needed to dumb it down to be the next big thing without realizing there are astronomically more popular games that don't try to force players to unga bunga 24/7.

To be fair, you have to spend at least a decade in the trenches of your 1 bed room apartment in sweden and have a very high IQ to fraud to everyone with your retarded ass vortex and gaslight the world into thinking kazuya is hard because le electric and le movement and spacing and conditioning or some shit.

>queue up quick match
>new player hwoarang bushin masher
>just walk forward to lose faster

>>527956315
>astronomically more popular games that don't try to force players to unga bunga 24/7.
name 3

>>527956701
league dota2

should i buy ff13 from steam at 11$ or a cdkey at 7$

>>527956071
What moves does he have that transition him directly into a guaranteed CD mixup?

whichever side you are on is an IQ test

if you like pretty corridors, sure

>>527956701
>CS
>Chess
>League
>almost any BR I've played
Not to say devs have never tried to make these games more fast-paced or aggressive but, despite that, they're still capable of having moments of calm and giving players time to breathe and prod at each other. If you told a modern FG dev how a round of CS can play out they'd probably think it was some incredibly niche thing that'd never take off. If Murray and Harada were on the dev team they'd throw a fit seeing players use nearly the entire timer before even pushing.

>>527956701
>don't try to force players to unga bunga 24/7.
>league
why are we just lying

there's more neutral in laning phase than there ever is in T8

https://x.com/Akastuki_bk/status/1935097471988093043
which kekgener is this

hopechads, we won

>>527960279
>play against someone offline for the first time in over a year
>have fun
online warriors will never know the joy of playing a fighting game locally with friends

i think i was a masher all along this s2 slow tekken is complete and utter garbage

>tekken players
>having friends

https://www.capcom-games.com/showcase/spotlight/en-us/

Fahk update

does nina's 10 string end in a launcher? Who designed this fucking game

>>527961104
They get real Sagat while we get temu Sagat

>Who designed this fucking game
VF creator so Harada could be his Manchurian Candidate and kill it 3 decades later

I've actually made a lot more friends since I stopped playing Tekken

game is too slow
xiaoyu does no damage
boring as fuck paint dry type shit
gonna get this bad boy to break my manly spirit

played like 2 matches before i turned the game off, frankly i'm proud because i usually turn this piece of fucking dog shit game off after 1 match

>>527961705
do you agree the game is too slow? people seem to be lauding it. makes me think i never liked real tekken and i was always a masher.

>>527961820
how the fuck do you look at t8 and think this game is too slow? It's fucking plus frame mixup into plus frame mixup into plus frame mixup guess for your life. If the game feels slow it's because you and your opponent are both playing wrong. Anyway Rorona is the best girl

>>527962069
it depends
for me its slow as i play xiaoyu so every poke deals 12 damage
and then it depends on matchup for the opponent
i guess if its a hwoarang its a 12 second round and if its a yoshi or nina its 55 seconds
it still feels slow and fast at the same time, like in the worst aspects of both styles, not sure its very weird

that's your issue, you're poking in t8. Your 12 damage means nothing when everyone has 200 HP and your poke damage is caught up to in 1 100 damage combo

what can i do besides poking though, find some creative ways to launch people? kinda weird. i just attack my opponent to lower their health i dont wanna do weird shit i just want to attack them and lower their hp.

just play the game or dont

well i got to tekken emperor with lili and tekken god with xioayu s1, i cant be that carried, what are you gonna say they were both broken i also couldve easily gotten emperor with jun

i have no idea why the game changed and now im bushin

i guess im a bushin toilet now

but my accomplishment existed before and im okay with that

im playing deadlock, trying to get better as shiv

sheev?

>>527962963
You play xiaoyu you have a launching throw that i think can become ungueasable in rain dance? You can definitely find creative launches

is deadlock fun solo?

AHO BOKE

Are there any porn actresses that look like lili

>>527963796
yeah i used to use that more in s1 for sure it was my go to way to make comebacks, havent really used it much now, should find ways to use it again. good tip.

No, porn actresses are all hags or look like they have BPD.

>>527965032
Alright, you’re going for that icy rich-girl elegance with some dangerous curves, huh? Lili from Tekken has that aristocratic, doll-like face—long platinum blonde hair, sharp jawline, slim frame, graceful posture. Think "ballerina assassin who would destroy you with a smirk."

Here are some adult actresses and models who give off Lili vibes in different ways:

Lili-Like Aesthetic Matches (Face + Vibe)
Elsa Jean – Doll-like face, platinum hair, petite. Very "sweet on the outside, chaos on the inside."

Leah Gotti – More girl-next-door cute than elegant, but the soft facial structure and eyes align with Lili’s.

Natalie Porkman (aka Eva Elfie) – Not exact, but that delicate look with light blonde hair and slim build channels the aesthetic.

Angelika Grays – Euro-chic vibe, sharp features, and that cold beauty Lili fans dig.

Tiffany Tatum – Eastern European with elegance and a flexible, dancer-like body.

Bonus: Lili-Inspired Cosplayers/Alt Models
If you're cool expanding beyond mainstream adult actresses:

Some cosplayers absolutely nail the Lili look down to the smug expressions and haute couture flair. Want me to track down some examples?

There are even some alt-porn stars who cosplay as Lili—it's a niche, but it exists.

“A beautiful rose has thorns. So go ahead, try to pluck her—you’ll bleed for it.” — Not canon Lili, but totally should be.

>>527966237

>elsa jean
Doesn't look like Lili

>>527964215
i mostly play with my friend but im playing solo rn cause its addictive. i like raging at my retard NIGGER teammates and cryign about it in game all match

>>527966237
It bothers me that chatGPT knows porn stars.

i'll only reinstall this shit game if they add freddy fazbear

>>527966958
Why?

all these pornstars look like trannies

>>527967054
I dunno, it just seems wrong.

>>527967203
It's not like AI will be gooning to it

i just did anal with a really cute girl and it smelled like fucking shit

I have a really young looking face but I'm fucking balding
it's so over

>>527960279
>I am having fun with meth again

New:
>>527968040