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Previous >>527489565

>>528062051
>how fucking underage are you
drug addicted ESL loser >>504899886 got rattled and now calls people underage
you're below 30 so younger than me

>>528062339
Are you conflating prescription pills for a medical condition with drugs I take for recreational purposes?
Anyway this is way off topic for the thread, I would recommend you Discord if you want to behave like this, not the GTA thread.

>>528062559
why so defensive? you talked a lot about coke. did something get your panties in a twist because you are up to no good? hmm? should have just talked less in the other threads you criminal.

>>528062740
>You talked a lot about coke
And I never did it yet here we are talking about shit unrelated to the thread because I live rent free in your head.

>NOOOOOO DONT MAKE HER PRETTY SHE HAS TO LOOK LIKE A TRANNNNNNYYY
i hate western developers so much

>>528063021
>saving the thumbnail

>>528063076
i screenshotted

>>528062339
>>528062740
>>528063021
to be honest you're the one that sounds coked up, schizo

>>528063204
good

>>528063204
how autistic are you?

>>528063434
?

i cant play what is this?

>>528063518
i wasnt dissing trannies in general just that image, relax

>>528063171
nice playtime, so how do you like the business thus far? those 3 million felt so wasted for a 28k passive income, but until the mansion comes I got nothing else to spend it on.
I take the troon over the groids in 6 though. it's only to getting more DEI.

>>528063550
just retry

>>528063676
>that pic
literally me

>>528063676
???

>>528063774
i have 20 million dollars, i use the acid lab, cocaine lab and the nightclub. i didnt try the new update, but i did buy the 50 car garage yesterday on eclipse st

>>528063956
>>528063518
Well are you gonna shit up the thread now out of spite?

>>528064029
>but i did buy the 50 car garage yesterday on eclipse st
Was it on sale? It's not bad, though I'd take the CEO office garage over it any day for the mechanic and view.

>>528064187
you're literally the only one shitting the thread with your retarded takes and talking about anonymous personal lives

>>528063954
i am re trying many times :( ill re install. what a drag

>>528064348
>>528064029
>>528063204
>That unique posting style of someone who is not born and bred English.

>>528064187
>Was it on sale?
nooo i just bought it because i decided i wanted everything in one place for the majority of my collection, im still keeping my current main vehicles at my tinsel towers garage nearby

>>528064567
i feel it in my bones, this isnt going to fix it

>>528064774
Uhhh okay so the CEO office counts not as one place gotcha.
>tinsel towers
Cute place for beginners.

>>528064929
im re installing the rockstar launcher too

>>528063021
>>528063171

just for you anon~

>>528065351
its a nice drawing, her face looks a little weird like she has a brown mask on

>>528065351
She just looks like Billie Eilish with different hair. In the case of the art I dislike the lip fillers.

thoughts on my recents? ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

>>528065706
>UE5 slop
>RTX remakes
KC:D II saved you
Witcher 3 is just mid compared to TW2 and taking the route of the elf dude.

ded update
I gotta take a picture of my character... Should I do the Car Wash jumpsuit or the Cop outfit?
>>528065706
>hl
>battlefield
>cod
>skyrim
normie ass motherfucker *they said with zero self-awareness while posting on a gta thread*

>>528066451
>I gotta take a picture of my character... Should I do the Car Wash jumpsuit or the Cop outfit?
Wear a bikini if you are a girl and wear a cop outfit if you are a dude.

>>528066562
But there's no new bikini, it's a picture for the cover...

>>528065351
i fixed it

>>528066802
That is indeed a fix I would need for the next game. Riddle me this, can we really clip every NPC in GTA 6 or will they despawn a certain clique in online?

>>528066992
>an we really clip every NPC in GTA 6
what does this 'clip' mean?

>>528066701
can you put this in the cover?

American hour, the IQ of posts is below 0.

>>528067250
kill
>>528066992
they probably arent bringing the tranny peds back desu

>>528064929
>>528064567
>>528065130
It worked~＼(￣▽￣)/

>>528067678
That's a shame, I could have helped with the surgeries. If they would only bring the loadout from Vice City back for that.

>>528067678
in gta 6 you cant kill black people

>>528067415
Too much UI, I don't have the patience to erase that many lines.
Also nothing new from the update, so it would go on the next next one.

>>528067952
use one of these

>>528067717
Based!

>>528067931
then I make myself one and kms via menu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lq4GmhsNqo

im about to go customize my new hardy anus

>>528066992
>>528067931
where are you dumbfuck retards coming from
is this a raid

>>528068178
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lq4GmhsNqo
KEK


>>528068249
im here all the time

>>528068060
I try to avoid repeats if I can remember, but yeah I'll add whatever fits on the next.

>>528068406
oh wow if i was in it before dont worry about it! i didnt know

>>528068249
Oh hi american, post your character. We all know that he speaks fast and in rhymes.

>>528068060
is it you in the new dlc art?

>>528068673
>american game
>american website
no u

>>528068718
kinda, all their character look the same

also wtf is picrel

>>528068249
Why is Chainsaw man so popular amongst your tribe?

>>>/a/

>>528068673
I'm not american, and this is my character
I just think you must be actually braindead to think you wont be able to kill NPCs in gta 6
>>528068735
Technically british game

>>528068876
its a japanese thing right? bozusoku motor cycle gangs or something

>>528068889
>you wont be able to kill NPCs in gta 6
i said black NPCs and its true. also the white police are mean to you if youre black

>>528068889
>I'm not american, and this is my character
That would explain why the jokes filtered you and you got worked up about people poking fun and having banter.
>I just think you must be actually braindead to think you wont be able to kill NPCs in gta 6
Try learn a bit about humor in other cultures.

>>528068876
peak japanese 80's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp2mlyP3bgI

>>528068876

>>528068658
>i didnt know
That's on me, I've been slacking on replying to pictures I add.

>>528069586
they are very good

i decided to go with the livery, its such an outrageous car why not

I like the new car but I think I over-tuned it.
Now every time I try to drive from a full stop the car drags a bit and drifts if I move in any direction that isn't go forward, what should I change to fix this? No Turbo installed but all other upgrades are maxed out.

>>528069871
it certainly be like that

>>528069586
On the other hand, all the covers are on your website
>>528068658
It's in the OP, anon

>>528069871
>every time I try to drive from a full stop the car drags a bit and drifts
All my HSW cars do that shit i hate it, i guess the solution is getting a controller

>>528069821
Which car is that again? The Sakura Wasabi Kitty looks good. Shame I sold most Itasha, I just wasn't feeling the handling with most. Though I love my Itasha Omaggio, only the Emerus is better despite having no such livery.

>>528070350
annis hardy

>>528069871
Yeah, HSW and other cars like that I just swap to my controller, just like when I fly.

are there any other cars with livery like this?

>>528070412
>Anus
Ah yes, like my previous ones. Is the Hardy better than the Remus? The ZR350 was my drift car and I enjoyed it, but I have given up on that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlRCvxqEajc
hey I talk like this IRL

>>528070350
i love her so much. so agile

>>528070419
>>528070071
>>528069998
Lowering transmission and brakes to stock helped up a bit.
Trying to find a sweet spot between engine, brakes and transmission that doesn't suck.

>>528070924
You better not be lying this time, I'm gonna buy that car and trust you..

>>528071185
I really wish GTA 6 does something like Mafia did and lets keyboard players have more control over cars

Up to street transmission, engine level 2 and street brakes it's fine, don't know if I can recommend anything above that.

>>528071285
I hate that some things like suspension are attached to in certain vehicles, having stanced tires.

>>528071957
>having stanced tires
only faggots install these

I've made back the money i spent on the new businesses.

>>528071957
Ok so after further testing I recommend street brakes, EMS 2 and stock transmission.

wow did they completely broke the weapon wheel this update?
I keep trying to switch from grenade launcher to rifles and it keeps un-equipping or going back to the grenade launcher, I gotta fully stop my character to change weapons.

>>528065351

>>528068876
fuck that looks good i gotta get it now

>>528072825
I love my European girls! Thank you for this one anon!

>>528072707
con confirm its happening for me as well, trying to put weapon away and it just keeps pulling it back out.

>>528070920
The Hardy is really feisty, the tail tens to oversteer with ease, I'm having a lot of fun driving it, but my assessment shouldn't count, I'm one of those weirdos that enjoy driving the Vamos

Still need 2 more for the update cover.
Just Need to have anything new from the update.
Higgins Heli would be great.

>>528077509
This helps

Increased time before global ping is so nice. I can actually get the Titan off the fucking ground before Rockstar tells everyone "go kill this massive, slow, defenseless $3M shipment for 2k and some RP"

>>528077509
Here's something.

>>528066562
Here ya go, I forgot to record a clip, but I found an old one with my character wearing a bikini.
>>528079057
Well, I meant the actual heli, so it would go on the heli spot, but I guess that works too.
>>528079720
Nice.

No offense to anyone who posted pictures, but wow, this update was lackluster, huh?
I even gave up doing a big cover for it.

Alright, back to our regularly scheduled programs of... no theme covers.

>>528077509
>>528079720
Or maybe this since we don't have a chopper yet.

>>528081150
Ah, too late.

What's arrived today on #GTAOnline

GTA Online: Money Fronts

New Businesses:
• Hands On Car Wash
• Smoke on the Water
• Higgins Helitours

New Vehicles:
• Karin Everon RS
• Dewbauchee Rapid GT X
• Übermacht Sentinel GTS
• Annis Hardy
• Karin Woodlander
• Police Bike

Unlocks
• Purchase the Police Bike from Warstock Cache & Carry to receive the Summer Highway Patrol outfit

Returning Mode:
• Overtime Rumble

2x GTA$ & RP:
• Overtime Rumble
• Hands On Car Wash Money Laundering Missions (4X for GTA+ Members)

Salvage Yard Robbery Targets (available through June 25th):
•The Cargo Ship Robbery: Dinka Jester Classic
• The Duggan Robbery: Lampadati Tropos Rallye
• The McTony Robbery: Mammoth Patriot Mil-Spec

Weekly Challenge:
•Complete a total of three Hands On Car Wash missions and you will be rewarded with the Hands On Car Wash Overalls and GTA$100,000

Premium Race:
•Boots On The Ground (Motorcycle only)

HSW Time Trial:
• Sandy Shores

Time Trial:
• Cypress Flats

FIB Priority File:
• The Black Box file

The Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:
• Ocelot Locust
• Karin 190z
• Karin Woodlander (new)
• Ubermacht Sentinel GTS (New)
• Annis Hardy (New)

Luxury Autos:
• Karin Everon RS (New)
• Dewbauchee Rapid GT X (New)

Lucky Wheel:
• Ocelot XA-21

Prize Ride:
• Finish within the top 3 in the LS Car Meet for two consecutive days and you will be rewarded with the Ocelot Jugular

Premium Test Ride:
• Pfister Astron Custom

Test Rides:
• Western Cliffhanger
• Dinka Enduro
• Vapid Riata

Take full advantage of the latest discounts:

40% off:
• Truffade Adder
• Overflod Entity XXR
• Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire
• HVY Nightshark
• Karin Previon
• Ubermacht Zion Classic
• Lampadati Cinquemila
• Canis Freecrawler
• Overfold Imorgon
• Ubermacht Niobe
• Overflod Tyrant

30% off:
• Agency Properties
• Autoshop Properties
• Counterfeit Cash Businesses
• Bail Offices
• Garment Factory

Gun Van Discounts:
40% off:
• Service Carbine

>>528080812
This better?
>>528081150
Aw, too late

>>528081332
Well, that's not a new heli anyway, so I wouldn't have added.
>>528081592
Eh sure, but I really don't care enough about this update to change.
Unless people protest it I'm gonna keep the other one.

is there a good afk method known right now? taxi might not work anymore

>>528081150
There isn't really much cutscene content anymore desu, a lot of stuff is blink it and miss it and the new content had only one single cutscene to present the new character and that's it. (Also Rockstar refuses to have a theater mode to replay one time cutscenes)

>>528081862
>Eh sure, but I really don't care enough about this update to change.
That's fair, have to agree that adding a new helicopter business and not adding a helicopter feels half baked.
Though, not much a business anyway.

>>528081902
Just get up and walk away from the keyboard. How can you have trouble with this?

did any of you even buy the new cars?
theres one guy who posted a sniffer and 2 with the hardy

>>528085263
I haven't logged in since January...

>>528085263
I got the Hardy, the police bike and I was considering getting the Sentinel, but I'm still not sold on it
The Tampa is tempting too

>>528084863
youre a dick

>>528085263
I have literally not even looked at the new cars besides the everon, and got the police bike since I've been pretty iffy on getting any of the police cars.

>>528085263
I got the truck, the JDM car, the supercar, and the police bike.

Don't @ me poorfags.

>>528086117
Which would you recommend if you only had money for one of them?

>>528085263
>Super GT X
boring as fuck, sold it already

>BMW
it's alright

but now i want the JDM car and the truck and the police bike

>>528085263
Only the police bike for now, haven't even bought the new business fronts.
If none of them have garage space then I can't even buy the new cars.
I was playing with a friend and I think I got the female dialog with his male character, pretty funny stuff, basically Raf called him gay.
I haven't watched the cutscene on youtube to verify if its the case, but I'm loving it right now him, not so much lmao

>>528086395
depends entirely what you're looking for

I like the JDM car (Annis Heady) for the bosozoku mods if I'm going purely for aesthetics.

>>528087316
Male character here same dialog with the girls comment, either a bug or he is using girls in a joking manner.

>>528087650
Anne Hathaway is my favorite JDM car too.

>>528087759
Awh, that's a shame.
Cause I got that bug on the contract, when Lamar makes a gendered joke, so I thought it happened again. My friend wasn't paying attention so he didn't hear what Raf had said.

>>528087945
I questioned myself if it was a bug or an intentional choice because it caught me off guard that he said girls and not boys.
But you know what they say, girls always try to tie you down, boys they wanna go out, drugs are the only way you can boogie down and love is something that we know nothing about.

>go to Benny's and spend around a million dollars making my faction a donk custom
>it gets scratched on the way out the door in the cutscene
This is why I'm heading to my auto shop for the upgrades.

>>528088435
It does come out of nowhere, but I guess so did those toe shoes.

Reinstalling the original game to see if I can save that video I made with Girls & Boys for background music
.

>>528089453
It's a shame Legacy clips aren't compatible with Enhanced.

>>528091512
I was boiling about it too, when I tried to film the fight again in Enhanced the NPC's didn't cooperate at all during the mission.

It's also a shame that Enhanced has no text chat, so I can't direct people and make better pictures.
I'm basically at the mercy of luck to get cool shots now.
Imagine if I could say "hey stop dressing like a kid, put on a fucking suit", easy 200% upgrade on the picture quality.

>>528091684
i never noticed, does asian prostitutes exist in gta 5?

>>528092523
I've seen some but I don't have screenshots rn.

>>528091871
I always dress to kill so I never had that problem.

>>528087759
>or he is using girls in a joking manner.
i hate to break it to you.....

I with I could install a golden grille

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

did nobody at r* catch the everon livery name?

>>528095367
>it doesn't even feature cutebois
baka, what were they thinking?

>>528095367
>>528096228
lame

>>528096952
Holy based

She cute tho

I enjoy that rockstar has some cars where this stuff works dynamically with the throttle, but some other cars it's just static and unmoving.

>>528085263
I got the bike

so far almost all of the cars are mid. the only one id recommend spending money on is the hardy

simeon sells it with black wheels

>>528099832
Same with your character placing his arm on the door on certain roofless cars and convertibles, only some of them have the animations for some reason.

>>528100153
A man of class and taste, I see

>>528100153
Hate you can't get a Tie going on with the outfit because it removes the pants that are specifically made to fit the boots and those disappear if you try to use a Tie.

>>528100153
Entry of the Gladiators, intensifies.

>GTA online will never sell you a chameleon effect bikini.

Valet checkin' out my ride

>>528102161
Im gonna be honest pal, I know you like it but if you handed me out the keys I would have to pass parking it for you.

>>528102618
Next you're going to say you're NOT impressed by the waifu dakimakura in the backseat...

>>528103017
Too gaudy, T. Person who likes animal prints.

>>528103112
I've got like 150 cars, some should be gaudy.

I never played GTA V, but now that VI is on the horizon, I decided to give it a go. I am not going to play Online, I will wait for VI online (if there will be one). If that is the case, should I pick enhanced edition? I read the only reason to pick legacy is to have access to the text chat, but I won't be playing online.

>>528104507
Not really. Single player will be the same game. You won't have ray tracing, but meh, big hairy deal on that.

>>528104507
If you want to play story go with the OG version for mod support if you're into that.

>>528104507
I enjoyed playing the story mode on enhanced, I like games looking good and I was able to play at max settings even with RT on max.

why not give us the regular everon and let us customize it into this?

>>528098870
I see it

What cars fit mansions?

>>528103295
This.
The more that Rockstar insists that a car be serious and armored, the more likely that I am to paint it pink.

>>528105581
Stafford

>1 million for the Walton L35 Stock
lol, lmao, Rockstar legit needed to flatten out certain car prices, they make no fucking sense at all to cost this much.

>>528106464
They know, they don't care.

Basically any car releasing now will cost $1M+ even if it's some shitbox with no redeeming qualities.

>>528106464
You're paying extra for the GTA6 preview.

>Download classic GTA V
>The clips/videos don't exist and there seems to be no backups of them

>>528110675
Welp i guess its lost unless someone else got a copy of the video.
https://litter.catbox.moe/bwjggr.mp4

>>528105915
Only if I get a chauffeur

>>528105581
Tornado convertible

They aren't going to let me claim Lamar's van in tier 4, until I complete Short Trips as Lamar in tier 3.
The tier system is irritating.

>Recycled animations
>Barely acknowledge through passing comments that not only you know these people but you are in fact their boss in some cases
>Salvage Yard location correctly recognizes I own the one in Murrieta, yet NC sent me to the most expensive one and not the one I currently own
I hate that this update which would had been great ages ago its too little too late and with barely any effort left because nobody from the cast is gonna come and do lines anymore

>>528117823
Ended up delivering Tony's booze to some other club. Granted, he was shown owning more than one club at a time in GTA4, but still, would it have broken the game to just sent me to my own club?

>>528096952
>no loli
of course

What are the bonuses for Compound Interest?
I swear I didn't get the maximum payout.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SnilUpkb2Ww

>>528120674
>2:54 long vid
>solution doesn't get shown until 1:30
>it's just pic related

could've just posted that you chocolatier

>>528085263
I got the Hardy
Doing some grinding today to get the bike
Then I will wait till the Tampa and those Waltons get here

>>528080812
Can you wear a thong or edit an image with AI/photoshop?

>3 batches of cocaine on the cayo airstrip
neat

>>528072825
she is so bottom heavy and nice, thanks for the suggestion

so are there police raids at max heat or not

can't find a clear answer anywhere

>>528139359
not how it works

>spawn inside the microwave in my kosatka
guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAJHTB1mKRM

All cutscenes removed, fuck clickin bell now

I'm getting back into the game after a 10 year gap and now working back up from nothing but a kuruma - should I get the kosatka first or an asset company? I'm doing clucking bell and acid lab for $800,000 ~ 1 mil every few hours and now have enough to either get the kosatka and sparrow or get an asset company, which should I prioritise?

>>528142723
if your plan is just to spam optimal money, then kosatka

if you want to make some money while playing the game normally, garment factory unlocks 4 4-part mini-heists that give between 150k to 300k as well as an asset. mckenzie airfield unlocks a 6-part mission line that rewards 800k on hard upon completion. salvage yard includes an asset as well as mini heists that reward about 300k.

other businesses just suck by now, and the only worthwhile assets are from nightclub and car wash, but both of them require pre-existing businesses to be actually good. though nightclub still gives 50k every 48 minutes even if you don't have other businesses but that's the only thing NC will be doing in that condition

>>528142723
drug wars
acid lab
upgrade

>>528143496
>kosatka
don't fall for this post

>>528141781
you're cooked

>>528143620
>don't fall for this post
cayo is still 1-1.4 million in an hour solo

>>528105581
190z unironically

>>528146854
>removed from online unless you find someone with one, or wait until it shows up at Simeon's.
Smh

>>528148435
It's on Simeon's right now

>>528148579
I'm aware, I already own it anyway, just pointing out it's retarded.

>>528150116
it's annoying as fuck when it happens to a car you want but rewarding as fuck when a car you actually want becomes available

>>528150647
>rewarding as fuck when a car you actually want becomes available
This
Also i like the exclusivity aspect

>>528151138
>>528150647
I too enjoy when games remove content for the majority of players unless they happened to already purchase that content previously.

Oh and when it is removed we won't tell you beforehand, you'll just wake up one day and it'll be gone (until we arbitrarily decide to let you buy it again for a week or two every year).

>>528148435
Pay up for GTA+ goy.

is gta online worth starting now? or is it too late (considering buying gta 5 on pc)

>>528152531
Depends what you're looking to do.

If you've got multiple hours per week you can devote to the game then you can probably still grind out a fair bit of content, even if you're only playing solo.

Realistically though you'll be grinding for awhile before you've got everything you want/need.

>>528152691
i just want to have fun to be honest, i used to play gta 5 like 8 years ago on xbox and i just feel the urge to drive around in cool cars again in an open world

>>528152531
It's actually way easier to start GTA Online now than it was back in the start
So many easy ways to make money now. If you buy on PC, you also get one free business, so make sure to get the Nightclub as it can make passive income

>>528152801
I mean, you can grind out some cool cars without TOO much effort.

You're just not going to get all the businesses and a bunch of planes/helis/cars without spending at least 200-300+ hours grinding.

But a few nice cars you can probably grind for just a week or two and get some.

I got the bike
I like the outfit, just wish the helmet wasn't blue

>>528153381
>that owl
is that a reference to Nelly?

>>528053458
I'm definitely making a fat fuck like pic related first, second character will be a hot girl. Will make sure to give her tan lines, and probably never touch her again lmao. Just decoration for the select a character menu

>>528152531
>is gta online worth starting now? or is it too late (considering buying gta 5 on pc)
It's the best time to play it. You will see GTA 6 Online will be just old mechanics and not worth the 120 USD price tag they force on Loyal Bootlicker Edition, play 2 days early games.
t. Borderlands 4

any other mods like los santos red?

Im honestly glad the missions to reduce the heat on the new businesses isn't timed.

If I need to I can go make a sandwich, or poop, and it wont have force failed me due to some arbitrary time limit.

>>528155589
>I'm definitely making a fat fuck like pic related first
The average Muskovite. Based build, be sure to farm level starting day 1 and always make people fear you in lobbies.

>>528161457

>or poop

nice blog, please leave the scat diaper fetishes on >>>/trash/

>>528081585
>Salvage Yard Robbery Targets (available through June 25th):
>•The Cargo Ship Robbery: Dinka Jester Classic
>• The Duggan Robbery: Lampadati Tropos Rallye
>• The McTony Robbery: Mammoth Patriot Mil-Spec

why even post, it's totally irrelevant unless one of them is a keeper

>>528161772
Probably because the list is published a day before anyone knows whether any of them will be keepable or not.

>Americans hours are beginning again
God have mercy on us.

>>528162437
krautchan is 3 doors down to the left.

American here, why is Zhu Yuan single despite being so hot?

>>528162437
american website

>>528162902

Oh the German is kvetching again! Cannot have a thread without them and their overuse of inter-punctuation and complex sentences chained by 20 commas.
Ja ja mien friend.. hope they poke lots of fun of your kind in GTA VI singleplayer. Your people are very special here in the U.S. ja?

>>528163053
>american website
owned by an asian as most of the american debt is owned by want to go into the culture of this sites founder? the guys that ruin america?

is this good organization? big to small and back to front

>>528164927
we also invented the internet so you better stop while youre ahead

>>528165201
what car is this?

>>528165356
virtue

>>528165295
Ah yes, CERN, switzerland. The internet. A real """american""" invention. Or did you mistake CERN for DARPA shit? Kek!

American """exceptionalism""" is a common theme mocked in Grand Theft Auto. Give me a Walmart smile, shopping bag loading guy.

>>528092740
Yeah, you're always dressed sharp. Unfortunately everyone I meet on GTA is either wearing silly neon hair colors or dresses up like a little kid.
>>528134548
I don't do thongs or AI, I am content with the fullback panties we got online.

>>528165201
I personally do big to small but on both sides, because now the right side is so much more dense
So the van opposite the Granger, and the Seminole where the van is

The car wash jobs pay comically low
Even kicking out some puking scrub from the nightclub pays 10k

>>528169030
>Gets less money than a mission from Gerald's Last Play in your path

>>528169030
The car wash mission is ONLY supposed to be used to clear the heat level, you should be doing the money laundering mission to make $$.

You're not supposed to be doing the car washes for $$.

>>528170495
Just like kicking out said scrub is just to keep your popularity up
1.5k for what is essentially the same as driving home a VIP is just comical. Might as well pay nothing then

>>528166035
we invented the plane. stay grounded

next gta 6 trailer when?

>>528171881
winter probably

>>528171881
i hope there is a strong black woman in it

>Only one GTA 5 SP character makes a prevelant return for 6
>It's Tracey
your reaction?

>>528172707
Jesus we all need the adult daughter back as side character.

should i do it?

>>528173034
>please consider using my name in a different way, God bless you anon

>>528174253
Sorry my LORD.

>>528174584

nightshark or insurgent custom?

>>528175648
weaponized ignus, trust me

>>528174094
just pluck a stanier off the streets

>>528175993
i already have one kek

i settled on a winky

>>528177489
Good pick

>>528177489

I'm free!

>>528175648
terminus

>MK2 parked at the casino front door
>Put it on the roof

>>528179906
Elaborate you devilish scheme

>>528180416
When the MK2 owner comes out of casino he has to either
>go back inside, go to the roof, and take off from there
>steal a car or walk a bit to get far enough to call it back
>call his mechanic to get a different vehicle
>call a sparrow
I will always have taken some of his time, unless the casino was the last thing he did that day

>>528180740
Ohh you mean fucking with people that leave their vehicle unlocked? Kek it's too fun, especially if they kick you from the seat but you already did the damage. I love driving with the RC under vehicles and wait for them to start the engine to surprise explode their ride. Then they struggle to find me on the other end of the map.

Will we be able to ruin Lucia for everyone else in our playthroughs? I'm talking dressing her how we want, ruining her with tats if you are into that and getting her high? Jason will obviously be her plug.

>>528183104
you think they'd allow that? lucia will be always topping jason
if you are lucky you can indulge in a few politically correct cùcking scenes

our girl will totally cheat on us in the rooftop mission from the trailer
purely for plot reasons of course

>>528179906
>player car with doors locked
>pull out the space blaster and put it on its roof

>weekend started
>thread is more dead than yesterday at the same time
don't tell me you fellow no lifers got better stuff to do?
you are all playing some shitty moba or battle royale rn?
shitty taste comes naturally with playing games like GTA

anyone know a good way of leveling strength, that doesn't require punching npc's for an hour?

>>528193809

Split it into 4x 15 minute sessions and whine in here in between.

New cars are actually fun. Nice contrast to the snorefest we had in the last DLC. Tampa GT will fuck hard.

>>528195470
Yeah they gave me the HSW muscle car I wanted. Something fast with less grip

The tron suits have been out for how fucking long now and we still can't have the chrome variant legit? Why?!
Kind of want more than just the pants I yoinked from one of the doomsday heist missions.

am i the only one tired of this being said?

>>528196034
that gamemode was so fun
impossible to find a lobby for it now

it me

>>528161506
>be sure to farm level starting day 1
Not sure about that but i will definitely be there day 1 on PC

>>528196847
who said that?

>>528197447
a lotta people evidently.
or at least one who happens to be a journalist and able to convince his boss to let it get published.
https://www.vg247.com/gta-6-biggest-problem-parody-humor

>>528196847
>>528197447
it's just drama for clicks, don't bite if they throw you rage bait

>>528172707
im ok with it
especially if our online character can fuck her

>>528197815
>2022
>when no details were even out
AYYY LAMAU stop reading so called (((journalism)))

>>528183104
>I'm talking dressing her how we want, ruining her with tats if you are into that and getting her high?
Yeah, duh
The latest info drop showed how much the characters are customizable
>>528183919
>>528192226
meds

>>528197815
its a psyop

>>528198208
>how much the characters are customizable
Does it include tattoos and the g-strings we've seen on the beach in the trailers?

in GTA6 you cant kill any black npc. its fucking weird

>>528198208

>meds
I'm gonna make Jason have a snowbunny fetish

and you will not stop me

>>528198473
Yes

So should I bother with the new update or is it just for new players?

>>528198693
>Yes
Hnnng

>>528198923
what even is the update?

>>528197850
i just think it ties into that recency bias that people have & don't even possess enough self awareness to confront and deal with.
its like old people complaining about Gen Z (like me) not wanting to work or whatever, its just a different flavoring of the same shallow cynicism which we can now observe taking place in multiple centuries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC3kBsRpkZQ
at the same time i could see this as partly to blame.
when people can, now more easily than ever, go on YouTube and view HD footage of people just living life in the 70s, the 80s, it gives them a sense of longing because its easier to view the past with simplicity & as a more joyous time.
anyway i hope i can dress Lucia in dark clothes with a choker and give her pink hair so she can be my Egirl sidekick.

>>528198923
>So should I bother with the new update or is it just for new players?
just waste 3 million on a sloppy 28k passive income
you can waste 85 hours of your life easily to return that cash in a few weeks

>>528199220
that video sucks ass, you could afford a house easily in your lifetime in the past
blaming anyone doesn't change the fact prices are COOKED
it's NEVER been this bad in the past
unless you are a fucking slave in Roman and get skinned by your owner

>>528199230
I'm just gonna save that money instead for the mansions update that supposedly is coming in the winter

>>528199610
>sixtupled in a decade
That's not even correlated to inflation. Letting stock markets dictate housing prices might have been a tiny mistake.

Fuck boomers

>>528198923
how do i start the new update? i went to his house and there was nothing there

>>528199775
Don't be disappointed if mansions only cost 20 million and suck. You got that money to waste. Prove to me they can do more than a CEO office and a yacht combined.

>>528200041
Airport

>>528199610
that's been a problem rising for a long long time though.

do you think gta6 is being made like HR is in the room while they come up with ideas for the citys business names and the radio banter?

>>528201513
gtav was made right before social justice warriors and politics invaded everything

>>528200568
okay so gen z is just lazy? naw naw naw, I got you by your shirt. come here, you gonna work 60 years for a house and be happy.

>>528201513
I mean they did remove the tranny jokes from gtaonline so..

>>528202202
what did they mean by this

>>528197815
>>528196847
But are they wrong?
We're living in the end game of celebrated ignorance, where being educated is a bad thing.
There are people who say without a hint of sarcasm that "you were indoctrinated by education", in 2013 that could be a GTA radio blurb, now it's just part of reality.
Rockstar should just go the same direction they did with the KKK in RDR2, and just plop them in the world, do their silly rant and then immediately an accident happens and they all die.
>DINOSAURS DON'T EXIST! BRING JESUS BACK TO SCHOOL!
>*spaceY rocket lands on them killing everyone*

>>528203845
>fuck you I got mine

>>528203845
>>528204056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeSZO7ycyZo

>>528204171

>>528153381
Sometimes, blue is exactly what one may be looking for to go with a blue ensemble.

>>528206226
Fair enough
I think we should be able to customize helmets more

>>528202645
I miss walking around and hearing "you look like a tranny!"

>>528206226
put your goddamn clothes on, officer

>>528209335
It's 2025 we can't have that kind of stuff in our wholesome game

>>528202645
>>528209335
Trannies really do ruin everything.

>>528192226
I honestly been playing a lot of Aneurism IV and Project Zomboid lately, splitting my time between so many games is ass.

so is that not-a-mercedes in the VI promotional art a reference to pic rel?
>>528089453
that was pretty good

>>528213121
"swangers", yeah

>>528105491

>>528098870
>>528214185
Dammit, now I need to buy it

>>528213121
Rockstar better add collision to these things.
I want to ragdoll peds at 90mph by sweeping their legs.

mid update
the heat management is tedious desu. the rate should be halved

>>528214440
there are already cars with that in v

>>528214951
I've never seen these in GTAO.

>>528215240
i think some apocalypse vehicles have them dont they

so it's another "do tasks you shouldn't be doing" property. fucking 'ell.

Gonna get 50k chips and play some blackjack, if I lose it all I'm going to bed

Dealer's had 9 blackjacks, goodnight

>textchat was removed
what were they thinking

>>528217967
probably that it was 95% racist abuse, or spam for mod menus, cash sellers, and level sellers.

The remaining 5% of legitimate text conversations were largely irrelevant to the game too, just inane conversation from (mostly) lonely teenagers.

>>528218205
What are you talking about, it was mandatory to coordinate with my friend and team during missions.
Coordinating with people to do stuff now it's impossible
>Just use voice chat
Text is understandable by everyone, if you have a thick accent, a shit microphone, if you have problems to speak or your spoken english is bad, the ingame noise is too loud then the microphone is dogshit.

>>528218989
Again, i'm not saying it WASN'T used for that, but statistically 99% of the time it wasn't.

>playing story mode
>do multi target hit
>buy rwc because it's at $34
>it's still dropping
wtf $34 was the lowest I ever seen it go

>>528217967
>what were they thinking
probably something about stopping chinks from spamming shit until the game crashed and other retards from sharing mod menus sites

>>528219302
Probably they just don't want to pay a moderation team anymore for a game that's close to the end of it's life cycle.
Not really something altruist or anything like that obviously.

>>528219181
I can never remember that shit so i always just do it with a guide open telling me when to buy and when to sell.

I also tend to make backup saves before I do each mission so I can redo it if I fuck up my timing.


I enjoy doing the church missions with Micheal before the first assassination so I can get a few million to play around with and buy shit before getting the $$ from the big heist later in the game.

>>528219663
>pay a moderation team anymore

>pay
>moderation
>anymore
i don't think they ever did pay for moderation lmao

I'm still surprised that they don't forcibly break your stealth during Mr. Faber's missions. They should have more missions do this.

Is it possible to have all quickie pharm deliveries in the city or do you have to keep redoing it until paleto bay is the last delivery to get it done in under 10 minutes?

>>528223095
Yes, I did only one run and it was entirely in the LS.

quickiepharm is love
quickiepharm is life

Fucking hell after like 12 tries I finally got one where I didn't have to leave the city until going to sandy shores for the last delivery and finished at 8:30

Does simeon charge for whatever mods he has on the car? Or just a premium deluxe service fee? The hardy sells for 1.38 million but he's selling it for 1.4028 Not that I can't afford it but I'm curious about the price difference

>>528227124
Yeah any mods it comes like the livery will cost you extra.

whats with the lvl 1 players spamming deathmatch invites

>release the Iron Mule, one of the best additions to the game in years
>very next update release vehicles with supplies for money laundering missions that can't be picked up by the Iron Mule
Fucking jewstar

>>528232328
R*: And allow you to save time? No.

>>528232328
how's this going to help them sell more shark cards?

>>528228113
Maybe they accidentally press it while trying to respawn.

I finally replaced my old laptop with a modern desktop, and now I can play GTA Enhanced on normal settings rather than Legacy version on gimped settings. My game no longer stutters and slows down in the middle of missions.

I didn't realize the extent to which having a slower computer made my character slower in the game. I always struggled badly with time trials; I had to make a near-perfect run on the Freakshop bike with the front wheel up most of the way to have any chance of finishing. Simply by getting a better computer, my times are around 20% faster.

The same with Duggan shipments for Casino heists. Previously, I had to get somewhat lucky with the shipments spawns so that I could hit them all with the Sparrow with a few seconds to spare. My pass/fail rate was around 40% pass, which meant lots of retries. The first time I tried on the new machine, I finished with 1:44 left to spare, using a sub-optimal route that took me over Chiliad a couple of times.

My Cayo times using the standard Longfin/airstrip/grate approach were around 13 minutes It looks like they'll be around 10 from now on.

And I could finally beat the bunker shooting range. Because of screen stuttering issues, I only ever picked up a handful of single stars? Now, I'm cruising to golds on every weapon. I'll try the flight school next.

>>528179906
I think the funniest one I've had happen to me like this has been someone snatching my mk2 when going in to spin the wheel and being like halfway across the map when I came out and noticed it.

>>528192226
I got work this weekend.

>>528214675
I just think it's weird we can't hire people for our "legitimate" business to do that kind of busywork.
Like, does the IRS raise eyebrows at Walmart if the CEO doesn't take a shift at the cashiers every two weeks?

>>528243370
I feel your pain. I had a recent hardware problem, and spent a number of days on an old PC. I felt a bit proud of getting Enhanced to run at a reasonable framerate on a GT 710, but this last update ended it being able to run at all on that system. Fortunately, my new motherboard came in. Unfortunately, the system is unstable. I'll need to run a RAM checker into the next corner of the rabbit hole.

What's the best car for HSW trials? banshee?

>>528232328
I have genuinely no clue what goes into the decisions to let you carry some things but not others.

>>528245556
My go-to is the hakochou drag, since it's the easiest for weaving through traffic. Kinda a pain if you get knocked off though, since you can go flying so far you get cancelled before reaching the bike again.

>>528172707
>blown-out roast beef
>blown-out roast beef, 35

>>528245556
i've been using the hsw banshee gts for a while and it works
on the other hand I noticed it rarely makes use of the top speed unless you drive exclusively highways
even then weaving traffic gets tiresome
maybe pick something with better brakes? idk

>>528199220
are they wrong? has society not gotten progressively worse?

>>528213121
>>528213372
Swangas are a 'dirty south' rap scene thing, most popular in Houston. they've been around for 20 years at least.

uhh, bros? i cannot log in

>>528253771
this shit keeps happening

>>528253923
le fix?
>inb4 2025 - 10 year old post

trying to get the weapons expert career progress, am i fucked if i dont have the merryweather ammo drop unlocked at lvl 221? everything else from them is available

I have 11 million cash well 7 of those millions are casino chips but anyway, you think that's enough for the buying one of the upcoming mansions? I really don't want to grind.

>>528257798
>you think that's enough for the buying one of the upcoming mansions?
no
also, how did you get so many chips?

>>528254284
Go to your Documents folder, from there go to
\Rockstar Games\GTAV Enhanced\Profiles\your profile folder and find the file pc_settings.bin and delete it and start the game. You will lose all custom settings in your game, but it will let you start the game again until it happens again. Haven't this happen to me on a week or two so I'm in my lucky streak

>>528255479
If you're not getting a call from Merryweather while on free roam, then I'd say you're fucked. I'd take it to Jewstar Support for help

What's the fastest way to populate my Self Radio folder with links to my MP3 files? Is there any sort of utility which will batch process them instead of me having to select them by hand and create shortcuts? I could write one, but I'd prefer AI or someone else to do it first.

>>528258575
> find file pc_settings.bin and delete it
didn't work, how fucked am i?

>>528262349
Did the game create the file again? I had the issue for a while and that was the only solution that worked. Wait, we're talking Enhanced here, right?

Can I SneedMAXX my character in online?
The look of those O'Neill fellas gives me hope

>>528262668
It didn't make the file again, and yeah I'm playing on enhanced

>>528262784
Then I suggest restarting Steam and the R* Launcher for good measure, or restart the computer altogether. If that doesn't work, I'm out of ideas. I can't even suggest support because those fuckers didn't help me when this happened to me

>>528264825
I have also tried all of those things, I am doomed

>>528265624
uninstall r* launcher and delete rockstar folder in your documents

>>528266025
I've done that just now and I get the same error, I'm sorry anon, I will atleast post some old pics

>>528253771
i had this problem a few days ago, i deleted and re installed the game and re installed the rockstar launcher

bros WTF when i logged in my character was on fire in my garage. nvm its a hacker

speaking of ancient bugs yesterday i discovered the in-game anisotropic filtering setting is still broken on the laptop i've got at my parents', need to force at the driver level

all this time i was assuming it got fixed in enhanced cuz it works fine on my desktop lol

>>528268065
why do you play on pc?

>>528268065
I've run into some hacker shenanigans on enhanced, but it's still only every so often
Unlike on legacy where every other lobby was filled with them

Stupid fucking Poopy it's been over 3 hours I need to sleep

>>528258110
Probably had someone else rig roulette for him back in legacy

>>528258110
horse glitch probably

JUST LET ME BE CEO YOU STUPID FUCKING GAME
WANKERS

Insulting update, but I suppose you'd have to be insane to not think it would be.

>>528280805
*wouldn't be.

>>528280805
Meh, I spent $12-13M, already almost earned it all back from doing the money laundering missions.

Started with $74M, I'm back up to $70M.

Bought the bike, supercar, tampa GT, and the new truck as well as all 3 new businesses.

>>528281265
>supercar, tampa GT
>paypigging

>>528281423
Nah, you can buy them early from someone at LSCM. You just need to find a paypig who wants to earn an HSW ticket or two.

>>528274226
>>528273704
PC is all i have

>>528281491
>>528281423
>paypigging
>find a paypig who wants to earn an HSW ticket or two.
what are you talking about

>>528282085
GTA+ members have access to some cars early
If you're not a GTA+ member you can still buy those cars early if you find a GTA+ member who owns the cars, and is willing to sell them at LSCM, if they sell them at LSCM they earn an HSW ticket that allows for a free HSW upgrade you can redeem later.

Until rockstar nukes the existence of gta+ I think we can be pretty confident the game will never, ever get better.

>>528281265
Where i can buy Tampa GT anon ?

>>528283302
From someone else that already owns it see >>528282239

How do I buy cars from the salvage yard? All it lets me do is sell them

What's the speed necessary to make the HSW trials?

>>528284208
you don't
sometimes get a car that you can keep

>>528284503
Depends entirely on the route.

I generally use the Banshee as it can make up lost time on the straights and most of the HSW routes have fairly long straight sections.

i almost forgot the reminder for our friendly neighborhood r* developer

>>528168105
>I don't do thongs or AI, I am content with the fullback panties we got online.
You won't wear them in GTA 6 online? I guess we cannot be sluts together then.

>>528284503
You gotta wait till R* adds a claimable car to the robberies list. It been over a month since R* had a claimable vehicle.

One fucking fix for GTA VI would be to not make everything instanced that you can change sessions without losing the 48 min progress. The 48 min tick for income should by all means be halved or made a third. Have your progress save every 16 minutes and your income be added at the same tick to the safes.

Hardware is strong enough these days, R* side client data can be saved faster with no-SQL DBs, traffic and quota is cheaper. tl;dr: we don't live 10 years in the past to reduce loads to an artificial 58 minute countdown. I want to be able to quit any time and not lose anything.

Cooldowns are killing this game. Spin the wheel every 24 hours versus, spin the wheel once a day. One day you manage it in the late evening, the other day you cannot bother anymore to stay up. I don't want to live on the clock for a shitty spin that gives 90% of the time clothing and RP.

GTA: WAN City
https://files.catbox.moe/o226fh.mp4

I hope my low-effort shitpost keeps you mildly entertained for 123 seconds

>>528289583
>AI slop
it won't

>>528063204
>>528068249
>schizo
>raid
next time, try posting without using troon syntax, powerkike

>>528286836
Thongs don't work well with one-pieces, but if we can get low rise pants then I'm back in.

>>528290502
It's the burger playing some kind of afro-american online toon and he gets upset at anything against his favourite melanism type.

>>528291060

>Thongs don't work well with one-pieces
I could understand if you find them disgusting,
but to me they are my life fuel.

>>528291305
I don't find them disgusting, just not sexy.
Also there's a lot of lee-way, that Cammy looks nice, but the closer it gets to becoming a g-string the less I like them.

>>528295227
A shame, the unfiltered female form is marvellous.

did they nerf the iron mule??

just spawned mine in and it handles like a boat

>>528296241
>just spawned mine in and it handles like a boat
its a fuck huge transport chopper, it should handle like a boat

>>528298472
yes but it didnt do that before
did they nerf it?

Psst, hey kid. Wanna but some drugs?

>>528303471
>Minor spelling mistake
Killing myself tonight I swear to god

>>528303714
>butt some drugs
kek

>>528303894
>>528303714
Like boof them up my ass as generation Anal? yo unc I'm down frfr

>>528304928

stop

i hate this gay earth

HH

>>528311760
isnt that a mexican thing?

>>528311760
>HH
You too, adding Ye to my custom station

>>528310685
Did they patch out the ability to collect gold bars while solo?

>>528312810
yea

>>528313239
Weird.

I didn't use it, so it doesn't impact me, but it seems odd that this is their priority. I mean, nobody was getting rich from that glitch. It's a pittance of extra money per visit. At best, they enjoyed the fun of getting away with it.

I wonder how many hours they wasted trying to prevent people from going through walls, before they gave up and just blocked picking up the gold. All of this was wasted time, if they did nothing about the replay glitch.

>>528314082
yea. to me it was about the challenge, since getting in those rooms is very difficult.
i think the reason they did it, its because cayo is a huge island they made exclusive for this heist. they probably want people to explore the whole thing

>>528314509
I wonder if the ability to pass through walls will have an impact on how people play the upcoming zombie survival content that is supposed to be on Cayo.

I've kept trying to listen to Moodymann's records out of respect for 90's house pioneers but my god is his stuff awful.

>>528322041
kek

>>528322041
be glad it is over and there will not be phone sex again in 6

>>528322041
You can't pay me enough to hear that nigga one second more than it's necessary

>>528322442
yeah, what is up with that? don't know what rockstar was thinking

>>528324168
probably bad writers, just like how trevor is both a pos and not racist (god beware) at the same time. he killed the fake border patrol guys because they were though and one even was a russkie. it makes no sense. trevor is cringe edgy.

>>528295565
Very few people can pull off being THAT naked, swimsuits work on almost everyone and the people it doesn't work, nothing works anyway.
>>528324861
>not racist
Did you miss the part where he mocks the Chinese and their accent?
>OH ME SO SORRY!
>WEI CHENG! WEI CHENG!
Dude is turbo racist.

Reminder that Rockstar has a racing team
>none of the sentinels have the racing livery
>all we got is the most basic and uninspired racing suit

24H of Nurburgring Nordschleife is live
https://youtu.be/n18gSbqRmis

>>528332049
but strangely we got the bilstein simcar

>>528325695
he made friends with the migrant he tortured and told him torture is bad

>>528325695

Her snatch is very nice and I hope she is even a bit heavy~

>>528332049
I'm not even mad because it's an awful livery

Any tips for the acid lab?

>>528348781
Just don't interrupt its mating ritual.

>>528348969
Lol

Had to pull out the ol' business outfit knowing I'm gonna be meeting someone important. I'm a whole different nigga when I'm off the clock

I saw the Walton stock seems to have started popping up on consoles, anyone on PS manage to get the lscm cheetah yet?

Does she show up after this?

>>528362917
Based, this is me but with the regular cats in the city.

>go after the Poopy on the right for at least 4 hours
>nothing
>alternate between going after the one on the left and the one on the right
>get the Poopy on the left after like 15 minutes
Fuck you, Poopy on the right. I have all of the shiny wasabi kitty plushies and shirts now

Wait, is the police outfit just for limited time?! I don't want to spend millions to get it but the fomo is getting to me

>>528362759
Not from what I've seen. She's either going to be the "realty agent" who introduces us to the mansions or some new boss or mutual in the next game. Or she's just a throwaway NPC explicitly for the cutscene.

The speedometer on the Rapid GT X that you steal for the car wash isn't accurate, right? That thing isn't actually hitting 200mph, right???

>>528348781
>glitches
Lol I did the cargo ship robbery for the Jester recently. Apparently, while trying to fight the choppers during the Airlift theft, a ring of stalled out Buzzards will constantly spawn in around you and fall to the ground until the last actual chopper dies. Spooked the hell out of me at first. I initiated the attack with my Savage so I'm not sure if this happened for anyone else with a different vehicle or method.

Where do people put their submarines for the Cayo preps? I usually take the extra 2 minutes to sail from the Vespucci spawn to the docks, but it's not much faster than leaving it at sea and using the chopper.

>>528067717
rape the pink girl in your image

>>528058828
It's all about the right angle

>>528367905
Yeah, it's timed. Not sure if they've given a timespan but the ingame popup say that it is for a limited time.

>>528367905
take the idc pil
>>528374430
danke herr doktor

>>528354039
Brother is that a Denim shirt under a suit jacket?

>>528374312
Double earring combo? I always went with one earring because I thought using 2 was more of a ladies thing

>>528375485
>I always went with one earring because I thought using 2 was more of a ladies thing
careful, you might put it on the gay ear

>>528375562
Only on the left ear brother, took it from Stone Cold which one is the straight one.

>>528375485
I keep it on both sides so it can help add to the contrast with the dark blue suit jacket

>>528375821
That design doesn't look bad on you, on me it would look terrible desu, which is why I settled for the diamond stud.

>>528340105
awful as you want is still way better than those tens made up, too bland or straight up overdone, tacky, ugly liveries we've got.
It's funny [sad] since it's their own damn logo, it has its story and a meaning to it. Would rather have the soulful "awful livery" rather than the many soulless boring clothes reskins they already have plastered the wardrobe with
>but that would require more effort than just copy-paste the "R*" on the umpteenth tshirt
eh... :/

does auto save when you change outfits still work?

>>528381048
should

>>528375639
How shit is your PC that anti-aliasing won't work?

>>528375410
>take the idc pil
>>528367905
>fomo is getting to me
i'm not buying their overpriced motorcycle with poor speed for a mid cop uniform that looks like a loose tracksuit if worn on the female boss

>>528383393
>with poor speed

It does 150+ in a wheelie and corners far faster than most 4 wheel cars. I've kept up with an HSW buffalo EVX through the city

>>528383636
The HSW Shitzu drag ruined me for all other bikes. And wearing the full racing suit has a flag that you survive otherwise lethal crashes.

just played rdr2 for the first time
if gta 6 is anything like that i ain't playing it

>>528384210
>if gta 6 is anything like that i ain't playing it
get used to private lobbies being phased out and mods to bring them back will be branded as cheats and game file manipulations

>>528384631
>*launches perfmon.exe*

>>528384750
good trick and changing MTU desu

>>528375485
It's not a denim shirt. It's a blue shirt with suspenders. Can't remember the exact name right now but it should be easy to find since it has suspenders and can be worn with suit jackets. Weird combo with pants though cuz some suit jackets will make you switch to jeans instead of keeping your suit pants though.

>>528385883
>>528384750
shit idea because you cannot coop with a friend that way

>>528386926
>coop with a friend
heh

>>528388442

I crossdress with my bf and we fly in my deluxo into sunsets, no bully please

>>528388596
i don't recall asking you homo

>>528388798
butt plugs and gooning in stockings with a friend is hardly gay if you only do it only on cam and balls don't touch, we always said "no homo" before kissing the cam/screen

now you are just making stuff up for attention

>>528389441
should I post my sex toys on /trash/? this doesn't belong in a video game general anymore. for someone who hates homos you are pretty curious.

https://x.com/_Dyllie_/status/1587813197364486144?lang=en

>>528390146
i'm not curious at all you delusional cocksucker

>>528392436
tell that your daddy!

License plate creator is being funny with me again

>>528392859
because I told you the fix months ago and you stupid

>>528393264
Let's just pretend you told someone else and not me, what's the fix? Because it works occasionally, just not all the time

>>528393474
the same shit as last time, why is my advice not in op via pastebin link?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729

>https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/license-plates
So which plate are you getting? I'm still salty 88MPH was too Nazi for R* on my DeLorean since they hate the magick numbas.

>>528393528
Great, that worked. Wasn't me the last time, though. Please don't call me stupid again for Rockstar's incompetence

>>528394640
No problem, glad to help a fren. Don't be rude just because I am lonely and AGP.

>>528394843
You was the rude one, anon

>>528395054
It's because I am mentally ill and my meds are hightly addictive so I have a mere 7 hours each day where I will not piss people off. Mostly that is when I am still at work.

>no animals online on ps3
>they're adding it in ps4 bro what are you poor
fast forward over ten actual years
>scrolling gtaweb map thing
>animals (e&e) ????
>enhanced edition only (pc / xwhocares / ps5)
you gotta be fucking kidding me

>>528394843
>AGP
many such cases including me

which is why I will not post screenshots of my female char until some time has passed

shut the fuck up about trannies
>>>/lgbt/
sick of hearing about it in every thread on every board, shut up, leave. gta only.

>>528372881
how the fuck

>>528396262
>you gotta be fucking kidding me
R* is, because the photography daily is 100k for just a few animal pics. That is 3.1 million GTA$ each month for 15 minutes work. Except for the shit pug that hates rain.

>>528395392
It's cool, you helped me anyway
>>528393938
I went with a simple R4CEC4R because half my cars are in race spec

>>528396561
they were supposed to be adding hunting like single player over a decade ago.
guess I missed the part where they didn't actually do so and people fucking lied to me. i'm not surprised, this happens all the time.

>>528396482
am just heterosexual but I hate bigoted and racist trash like yourself. glad text chat is gone forever.

>>528396770
*
like when someone once said "they fixed the heist lobbies" meaning high end apartment ones.
they did not. people are still the exact assholes leaving the lobby that took you 20 minutes to find 4 people for after one mistake or just because they feel like it or because they feel like you're taking too long, after that 20 minutes, or even on purpose "to troll you" (kill yourself)

can't even lay down on the sunbeds at casino roof terrace, you've had longer than a bethesda game to add these details mister shark card microtransactions.

>>528396770
>they were supposed to be adding hunting like single player over a decade ago
For just getting off to murder animals? This game lacks survival mechanics where you profit from eating. I get they don't want to force chores on player, but you should lose muscle mass and be physically weaker if you don't hit the LS gym and eat lots to maintain weight. San Andreas was ahead of its time.

>>528396921
>racist bigot for asking stfu about trannies
lol
im not american, I have no problem with other cultures
just you irritating asshats who will not fuck off.

>>528397079
i dont even like hunters irl I prefer animals being alive. im just saying THEY SAID they were adding it, like story mode.
between that disappointment and arguing with girl male over here im kinda done talking for one day

>>528397115

right now nobody talks about it and you keep shitting up the thread with zero self-awareness like some irl npc with some esl level typefuck grammar

good morning lads

>>528397243
you talk like a jidf agent
yeah we all saw the leaks when 4chan was down.

goodbye. please die. and go ahead and ban me again, don't care.

>>528396749
The leet speak and ecola plate makes it original! Thanks for your image and being friendly.

>>528397357
brother, please

>>528397357
Jesus you love to LARP your tiny little self-victimization complex. So many posts by you about something that triggered you. Just a few more and you posted three times as much cancer than the people you claim ruining the thread. Why do you constantly change your post formatting? Think this makes it harder to see how you samefag? Just curious. Is this dumbphone posting or don't you know how a text area field and line-wrapping paragraphs work? We agree on one thing: If you were banned there'd be less shitpost in here.

>>528397465
ecola = ebola
>infectiously delicious

>I'm not even American
>Schizo posts start reproducibly every day when they sign on
Ok

>>528396749
Why is the livery mirrored? That's not how people read.

>>528398075
Rockstar gonna Rockstar

>>528393938

>>528175648
what did you end up choosing?

>>528398365
Subtle
I wish i could delete plates, i got 2 with the name of my ex

>>528398365
Now this is what I call proper gfx settings! Did you put the extra ray bounce for PC?

>>528398584
You can't delete it when you click on the plate and click the bin in bottom left corner?

>>528398819
Nope, it says it got deleted but when i refresh the page it's right back there

>>528383783
I think you can still die from falling from high enough off a bike, or if you impact something hard/fast enough, but you'll survive any other fall from a bike.

>>528398584
>i got 2 with the name of my ex
grim

>>528398819
I deleted before

>>528398876
That's a bummer

>>528398816
no, it's disabled actually

>>528399649
Ray Traced Global Illumination needs to be on ultra
then the 2nd bounce is not grey and unlocked
check FPS now and after
you will not lose any at all, tell me how many if you care

>>528393938

>>528399823
>it's barely safe text
Based if you put this on a PBR livery ricer

>>528399926
none of my PBR livery cars are listed

>>528400884
It's like you refuse to unglitch your game >>528393528
follow the steps, put it on said car in the guide
after that method it becomes available for all cars ingame

>>528077509
please add the fix to the next OP, photoshop anon

>Go to casino
>25 minutes till you can spin
>Fuck it, we ball. Get 50k chips to spend the time there
>End up walking away with 250k from blackjack
>Win the car right afterwards

>>528401841
Wholesome and in a similar turn I remember the sole 2 times I won 1M with slots. Always pharaoh miner, not the diamond one. That sucks for me, even if I imagine it.

>>528398075
its a japanese thing

>>528402285
Best I ever won from the slots was like 250k, both on Diamond and Pharaoh
But I only ever spend the chips I win from the wheel on the slot machines. I lose most of the time

>>528399823
based

>>528403189
only using free chips and stopping to gamble on a win is the only strategy to rig the bad 0.957 return rate

>>528399926
>>528401274
Done

>>528403875
Looks great on the Hardy! Thanks for pics and have a good time~

>>528393938
>didn't put OUTATIME

>>528372881
If I decide to pull up to a dock, I use the Del Pero dock. Otherwise I just let it stay out in the water.

>Want to do bunker sale
>This session has the maximum amount of CEOs
>New session
>This session has the maximum amount of CEOs
>New session
>This session has the maximum amount of CEOs
>Invite only session, become CEO
>New session
>2 people
>New session
>3 people
>New session
>2 people
>New session
2 people
>New session
>Please return to main menu

>>528412856
>Want to do bunker sale
*joins solo session*
*sells*
*never looks back*
10 years and people cannot find the right button to press

>>528398365
The engine sound on the Hellfury is absolutely fucking ridiculously bad. How the FUCK is it even possible that Rockstar has some very insightful car guys designing cars for the game but the sound design is still so fucking motherfucking nightmarishly bad? Who the fuck greenlit one of the most powerful obnoxiously loud small dick compensator engines sounding like a literal vacuum cleaner?

I just don't fucking get it.

>>528418032
Hellfire*, Hellcat, whatever

>>528417783
I want the public lobby bonus. I always sell after a single resupply is converted to stock, so the extra 100 something thousand is a nice bonus

>>528418831
that's smart but then just be patient or yap at rockstar that they don't allow all to be CEO
as long as payouts for associates are pure ass it's never going to work that I'd help someone else
what would be a good cut or payout?

i have some ideas: vehicles take 1000% more damage when you sell with associates and delivery vehicles are smaller and faster. but you lose 5% per associate.

>>528401274
>please add the fix to the next OP, photoshop anon
quick question, what?

>>528421227
>if you run into problems with the license plate creator go here:
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729

WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT ME FOR DELIVERING LEGAL WEED?

WHY DOES THE HEAT AT ALL 3 REQUIRE INDIVIDUAL MANAGEMENT??

>>528421547
Is the new business really that bad?
I only bought the buildings and ignored the laptops and missions.
At best I sell meds with the pharmacy car for sales price vehicles.
Not interested in half effort DLC that criminalize medicinal weed.

>>528421361
Oh, I thought you were talking about something cover related. I haven't created threads in a while.
What we SHOULD do is update the guide, it's very out of date now.
>Updated: Mar 25, 2021

>>528421547
I have been shot at for delivering legal weed and I've done that mission like 4-5 times now.

>>528421938
Then add this as the first change to the guide. Cannibalize some shit off reddit.
At this point we only need QRD (quick rundown) on drugwars.
Cull every unrelevant biz. Added a nerfed cayo guide.
Replace everything for vetted youtube guides.
The less irrelevant sections the better.

>>528419648
That's why get my friends and we form up the squad and take turns to each sell our shit while we convoy around the person selling with Broomsticks, VTOLs and Hunters, the moment anyone gets close, by land or air he gets obliterated by the wrath of god made manifest.

>>528423369
which is good, but I want the game mechanics to increase payout to associates and have the CEO have physical better damage protection buffs

plain riding shotgun as in RDR2 online is not enough

>>528422758
I don't have access to the guide, what I'm saying is someone should clone and update it.
I already have the site, I do not want another burden.

>vault's contents is lame cash instead of paintings/gold
>mfw

>>528423954
>I don't have access to the guide, what I'm saying is someone should clone and update it.
just steal it, it's free and open source
>I already have the site, I do not want another burden.
yeah well okay
the guide sucks anyway
fork to github and allow pull requests, that's just like clicking OK
I could look into it some other day

>>528425945
https://github.com/Leo3418/leo3418.github.io/tree/hugo/content/en/collections/gta-online-guides

can fork that partially
keep it on github
allow PRs

>>528426126
Then again I'd just milk the better guided of reddit and put proper markdown to it
https://github.com/adam-p/markdown-here/wiki/markdown-cheatsheet

https://docs.github.com/en/get-started/writing-on-github/getting-started-with-writing-and-formatting-on-github/basic-writing-and-formatting-syntax

the we cannibalize their work is meant serious
why put any effort?

Okay this killed my motivation. Nobody wants to make basic efforts and nobody will read it anyway. If someone with github wants to collab on this ask me again tomorrow.

dude every fucking time I enter a building or my acid lab or some shit the game takes fucking half an hour to load. fuck this gay ass shit. gta 6 online better fix this absolute bullshit ass fucking netcode i swear

>almost 250 continues tries to get the SKW
Feels good

>glitchers ruin my sessions
>yap and refuse solo lobbies

>>528428464
i wish i had that kind of patience

Should I buy supplies for the acid lab like with the bunker?

>>528429169
>>528428464
i done all with auto-it before they added anti cheat
replays keyinputs

>>528429478
yes

>>528429478
when you get the sting op parking garage scenario, put a sticky bomb on one of the first cop cars you see. then drive away to your preferred location to lose the starts and detonate the bomb

>>528430615
>starts
stars

>>528429478
Yes, always buy
I think you need like 4 resupply runs to completely fill up the supply bar, and then you have to do that a couple of times to fill up the whole lab. Always buy

>>528429478
I have all my biker businesses full to ensure that either the bunker or my acid lab get the supplies for the safe. Haven't bought any supplies in a long time

>>528429169
Took about 2 hours, I was talking shop with a client while doing it, so I didn't even feel it

>new everon truck has an intercooler that clips the grille mesh
>suzume has a misplaced sunstripe plus the skinniest fucking rear tires ever
wtf c*?

>>528429478
I don't dislike the acid resupply missions, but they don't replenish the supplies even half way. That just leaves buying.

>>528175648
nightshark. the upgrading the insurgent is too expensive

>>528434419
meant for >>528398453

>got the tampa and the >maxima

close enough 30m this dlc
should be this pricey for what it is

I'm just here talkin to myself

>>528421547
>WHY DOES THE HEAT AT ALL 3 REQUIRE INDIVIDUAL MANAGEMENT??
Unless you're grinding missions the heat doesn't matter. With all 3 ignored it's like 2k less per 48 minutes, and until J* increases the safe size you have to collect at every 3rd payment or you lose money regardless
Seriously Raf you can stash 800k beside my bed but the safe only holds 100k? What the fuck, jit

>>528428464
Man SWK took barely over an hour for me, the little green one took like 2 hours, and fucking Poopy took over 5 hours. Fuck Poopy

>>528429169
You can watch something on YouTube and glance at the machine, they're pretty easy to line up

>>528436729
you simply need GTA+ for auto emptying safes. either you can afford the time to collect yourself or the money for the game to collect it for you. and in GTA 6 they will shake you down even harder.

>>528436990
>picrel
lmfao! Yeah, I think I made the right choice being in this general

>>528436990
the problem is the nuisance work
they need to automate the businesses with reduced payout

>cars can do wheelies
>release an hsw muscle car without bars

??????????????????????

>>528437559
>the problem is the nuisance work
I don't mind the nuisance and have simply stopped emptying safes of businesses I don't care anymore about.
You see in life you got to prioritize. all that FOMO is just yourself. you can just say no and not play their bad DLC and you don't need to drive around for their scraps. when you empty a safe, I mod a bike at the MC clubhouse, drive that thing around with no NPCs and bam 50k in 10 mins.

show me one safe doing that. I will not use their 28k passive per 48 mins ever. it will rot like the bail office. I just want property that I can enter, spawn in, chill in or LARP in.
GTA is great, but you guys in here are putting yourself under a lot of pressure when you can just refuse the J* demonic FOMO

>>528438090
broke:abandon safe
woke: 2nd character with significantly less entanglements

im on acid/nightclub safe/ bunker retirement and i still find it tedious

My autoshop can hire employees that can deliver cars, but my carwash can't, even if I don't actually care about the vehicular results as much?

>>528438347
>woke: 2nd character with significantly less entanglements
You need a second character to be mentally able to just ignore something?

Dude, I simply forget about the business safe. Unless J* comes up with something really devious:
They should add some meme character that gives you non-stop phone calls if any safe is full, but not tell which safe.

You pretend ignoring it rn is hard when you don't even get annoyed about your choice?

>>528438809
>You need a second character to be mentally able to just ignore something?
yes.

>>528436729
>Fuck Poopy
Incidentally, I got that one in 10 minutes. Now I need to grind the rest of the Arcade awards. The Penetrator one seems like unfeasible, but there's not much else to do
Pic related took like an hour and a half

>>528396497
How do I make a recording on PC? I'll film the process; it's fairly easy.

>>528442061
OBS

>>528439616
>he and many others still don't know the place of the machine controls if the claw works for some plushies
lmao

>>528442362
I learned about that recently, I moved mine to get SWK, but for all the others, I got them on the location next to the stairs that lead to the exit.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>528444158
Yes that is the one without the buggy collision detection

also more info:
https://gtaforums.com/topic/941626-shiny-claw-machine-mechanics/page/14/#comment-1072121836
this should be seriously in op

whilst gtaforums has the other pic in my next post

>>528444723

Loved the Cypher. But the Sentinel GTS does nothing for me

>>528445138
I feel like most cars in GTA5 are just "yet another fast car". I do like to find weird cars, or sometimes cars with a unique livery.

>>528447828
that's most carls IRL dudebroski

you're supposed to pick the ones you like and drive the cars you like. sure i've got almost 100 cars but i mostly just drive my

>faction custom
>yosemite rancher
>cinquemila
>banshee gts
>whatever new piece of shit i just bought and will forget soon enough

(and yes i know faction custom is a buick regal and not a monte carlo but the monte carlo in-game is the wrong year model)

is this thing any good?

>>528448836
It's fun. I like that it has no guns. It used to be able to go much higher than a hydra so I'd always win the longest free fall challenges with it. Don't know how the Raiju or any of the other newer planes compare

>>528445138
filtered
the gts is probably the most on the nose car and is steered with the gas and brakes

>>528451794
I haven't tried it because I don't like how it looks. Is there a car that handles in a similar way?

>>528452246
you must honor the sniffers 24hnb win
buy it

>>528324168
>>528324861
Tuner has the stench of white progressive girl-writing all over it. Shame because, apart from KDJ and Sessanta, it's my favorite DLC.

>>528456787
>Tuner has the stench of white progressive girl-writing
also known as gen X libtard male writing

This is fun to drive

>join random mission
>tell joker paypig ill buy his car
>get 2 paypig cars
dog blessjtrws

thank u mr joker face

>>528448728
>faction custom
good pick

>mfw owning the tampa somewhat illegitimately

>was going through the old 2022 leak videos again since I haven't watched them in awhile
>there's a video showing off changing the color of clothes
no idea how I missed this one, could only just mean there's multiple colors of each clothing type like older games but this looks more intricate

>>528372175
Guys???

>>528469648
Those speedometers are inaccurate. Only the digital ones show accurate speed

>>528438090
>I'll spend 10 minutes driving a motorcycle somewhere for 50k IF I don't hit anything, no NPCs cut me off, and no players blow me up! So much better than spending 10 minutes running around to all of my safes for 500k+!
ok

i dont wanna get in trouble so I took down my other screenshot.
another one of the videos showing off the carry action is using the MP female character model and it has lines of data, one line reads Ambient Voice: AVATAR_FEM01 [274 contexts][normal]

so im assuming we can pick voices for VI online?

>>528472087
>so im assuming we can pick voices for VI online?
Highly unlikely. They'll probably have a voice like in RDO, but I don't see them making you pick

Don't worry, anon, I'll get in trouble for you

>>528472410
I remember one decent leaker claiming online character voices were cut so it might just be old data, the clips are actually from 2021 but they were leaked in 2022 so thats quite awhile.
the little code lines provide a lot of interesting info though most people skip over it, even I did the first tiem I watched the clip.

>>528438090
>drive that thing around with no NPCs and bam 50k in 10 mins
woah, slow down there, grandpa

Loaded up a Taxi-yellow crew color with the intention of painting a taxi. Ended liking how it looked on the police bike.

>>528477136
Cheeky

>>528477361
There is another one above the rear right hand door.

>>528469648
not even remotely. the fastest regular cars in the game will do about 130 realworld mph on a level road, and about 160 with the HSW conversion. cars go a bit faster in the countryside than they do on the city, and faster still when you're on a stunt race high up in the air (so the game doesn't have to render anything). bombing down a steep downhill stunt race you can get close to 200 in supercars but you'll instantly slow back down once you hit level ground.

>>528477136
it's funny how they created SWK and PRB to mock otaku waifu wars, only to create an unironic waifu war with players. They absolutely did not intend for those two to have a legit fanbase.

>>528484192
Shame those two don't have more Rule 34 and what exists isn't always of quality nature

>never got the most iconic chopper ever made

>>528484243
a few JP artists have made some art on pixiv

>>528485117
links?

>>528485172
https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA%E3%83%B3%E3%82%BB%E3%82%B9%E3%83%AD%E3%83%9C%E3%83%83%E3%83%88%E3%83%90%E3%83%96%E3%83%AB%E3%82%AC%E3%83%A0/artworks

>>528485696
>The PBR I drew is there
I completely forgot I posted it there, lmao

>>528484074
You can do over 180mph in a banshee GTS with HSW and curb boosting.

>checking what kind of customization you can do with the new cop outfit
>you can add a tie but it removes the pants
>including a bowtie that clips into the collar
Why? How is pants linked to having a tie or not? What the fuck is this clothing system?

>>528491515
You get similar effects if you try to break up outfits like the scuba suits or stunt suits or catsuits. That set of sweatpants is what you get when it thinks you are not wearing any pants. On females it's jean shorts.

Maybe you can find some compatible slacks on the rack, or it might force the shirt off. Not sure. if you want the belt, that will probably require some targeted glitches.

>>528491756
you can match the shirt with most pants, but you lose the belt and shoulder radio no matter what.
I don't know why they have so stubbornly refused to add utility belts or utility vests with stuff actually on them.

How do you get a frickin airtug to spawn, I've been driving around the airport for an hour and I can't find any

>>528493328
When online, I think you need to be in a mission to see them.

>>528493582
>:(

>>528399808
lost like 4 fps

>>528491515
>>528491756
A theory. It's the boots. They probably have the motorcycle features of reducing crash damage. They are pinned to the set, and cause the pants to fly off when the set was altered. Other similar looking boots will be in the store, but they won't reduce crash damage.

NOOSE HQ is still the most Area 69-esque location we have to date

trying to make the Regalia from FFXV, I think the lampadati Felon GT looks close but its not actually a 4 seater because of course its not lmao.
any ideas?

>>528501804
Windsor Drop

>>528477315
That looks sexy

>>528503996
i think after some research those two are my only options, not loving the wood in the back though, or the 900k price tag, and neither have hard top.
well, I tried

>>528472410
eh? where? how?

>>528485696
nice

I started playing VC again after ten years. Feels so comfy, bros.

>>528484192
>only to create an unironic waifu war with players
They did? I know players started unironically liking PRB but i didnt knew it was this deep