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>Previous Thread>>527774968
Zesty won, for the record.
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>528119612>>528119379It's like pottery, they rhyme
>>528119192 (OP)This image is perfect. Her slim but trained body, her short hair, her cocky expression. I'd pay my life savings if it meant she'd come and beat me ruthlessly. She'd let out adorable chuckles at the sight of how pathetic and submissive I am to her. She could take a sip of Bonk! and spit into my mouth, a mere few drops of it mixed with her saliva causing my body to further strengthen in adrenaline combined with the lust I'd no doubt be feeling, allowing me to last even longer before I lose consciousness from the blunt force, in pain but satisfied at the fact I was graced with her presence at all. I came to it once.
>>528120235This but with Sniper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>528120235this but with fempyro
>main spy but only crack him out when we don't have another spy or 1 other at most so it's a red letter day when that actually happens
>have the chance to earlier tonight and rape the fuck out of their engineer and sniper over and over until I see they're calling me a nigger and faggot, respectively
>get autobalanced and the vote kick comes from the engineer not even 10 seconds in on the swap as the whole team seems to talk over one another to tell me to kill myself as I'm audibly cackling over the mic
>vote passes
God this class is the best thing in any FPS ever
>>528119192 (OP)>Anime Femscout OPAnti-tranime goons can stay mad lmao
>>528119715THE HIGHLANDER
I need to confess something. I have an alt where I only play medic in Gear Grinder while using an xbox controller, can't even use shield.
Have a frag-filled Friday, fellas.
>>528128112Oh and I never F4 either.
haaaiiiiiiiiiii
update da yo?
>>528120235agreed sister, she's the perfect girl....
https://x.com/Zesty_Jesus/status/1935839348529754494
>You ask someone about CS, and one of two things will come up- the cosmetics, or the tournaments. A global, Valve sponsored sport, built from the ground up, with the goal of funneling more traffic into the game, and ultimately into one of the biggest online casinos, generating billions a year from microtransactions.
You could honestly argue that case (and crate) gambling is the only way to make a F2P game financially viable, other than using an equally objectionable battle pass system. But Zesty is right when he says that Valve sees Counter Strike (and Team Fortress 2) as a casino before a videogame.
wrong general retard, also get a job
Oh whoopsies. I made a post in the old thread before checking this one. My apologies
>>528108846What's the deal with Max's? I used to have a trio of Lv 69 ones, did away with them, and now that I wanna buy them again, they're non-existent, it seems. Just a whole bunch of "Limited Level 1". Did they revert 85% of Max's to Lv 1? Why?
>>528133172I have a career :)
Oh whoopsies. I made a post in the dead thread before knowing it had reached the bump limit. My apologies
>>528108846What's the deal with Max's? I used to have a trio of Lv 69 ones, did away with them, and now that I wanna buy them again, they're non-existent, it seems. Just a whole bunch of "Limited Level 1". Did they revert 85% of Max's to Lv 1? Why?
>>528133172I have a career :)
Waiting for the update to see if there's any hats worth spending money on...
Lmao goddamn it, I double posted thinking the first one didn't go through because of IP fuckery. Goddamn mobile posting
>>528129953then why do nolifers who play the game more than anyone love it
i get really upset when i realize it will never be 2011-2014 again
>>528137014I fell for a "put your password on a fake steam website" shit exactly once and I consider myself hard to scam. that was a lapse in reasoning.
fortunately I changed all the locks before the scammer could do shit and I didn't lose anything, except a fire password I was used to using
>>528137014i got scammed out of like 20 dollars of cosmetics at one point
in retrospect i'm glad it happened because it put me off trading
>>528137307I fell for a dude who said he wanted to buy my Scorching Defiant Spartan, worth 90 keys at the time, through PayPal. It was my first time ever doing a trade through PP, so when he asked me to send the item over first, I thought that was the norm. When I asked for the money after, I found out soon after I had been blocked. Shit sucked, but I'm not poor, so it didn't hurt for too long
I don't think anyone who thinks this thing was "nerfed" or wants it reverted remembers how bad not being able to manually disguise at all was.
What image do you guys use for your Objector?
I need ideas.
>>528139490porn, porn, porn, arnold schwartzinigger dressed as shiver from splatoon, porn, porn, porn, basedjack, porn porn
>>528137307I fell for it too, but only because it was guy already inthe friend list that got hacked and sent me the scam link, it was when this was all new.
when i regained my backpack, i had two copies of the items, including two Flamboyant Flamenco whit the same craft number.
>>528128236i want to fuck konata
>>528128236None of these characters are in TF2.
>>528138729>bagboy is a fucking imbecile No surprise there
>>528128236All of these characters are in TF2.
>>528143506The background is a TF2 map, they're in it, so they're in TF2.
>>528144346Less TF2 related than Banana Man.
>>528132958>a company sees product as a product to make money 1stTRVTH NVKE TRVTH NVKE
BASED ZESTY DROPPING BOMBS EVERYWHERE
>Was asleep and didn't get a chance to ask what the next OP should be
>>528144916seething and obsessed
>>528130150Not yet little one
>>528145057But im 100% agreeing. I cant believe Valve is trying to make money of these games. THIS IS HUGE AND BASED ZESTY IS BLOWING THIS STORY WIDE OPEN.
>>528139243While yes, the cloak drain it has now makes it fucking dogshit without l'entranger
>>528145298reminds me of him saying how EVIL and INSIDIOUS it was that valve were trying to get people to pay for chat in tf2
Is the update gonna happen next week or something? What's taking so long...
>>528149005What a CRINGE gif.
>>528119192 (OP)this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
I think we've achieved peak stupidity as a general
Does anybody know of some good vanilla tf2 servers to play on? I hate casual.
>>528153681I think Furry Pound is vanilla in everything but their taste in porn.
>>528149005The 3 previous Summer updates were released in the middle of July, so don't expect it to come out right now when it's still June.
If I ever meet any of you faggots Ill murder you, NOT in minecraft.
>>528153952What, is someone going to make a /tf2g/ meetup or something?
>>528153681goblin cock i guess?
>>528153952I've already met you but you didn't recognize me.
>>528154236what is that thing
>>528125826>Do you use a quickscope bind script?No. I rarely play sniper I don't have anything special for him. What the hell's a quickscope bind?
>>528155361A sandwich from Sonic Unleashed.
Sage on the right.
>>528155950The girl's name is Sage.
>>528156312a lot of characters are named sage that doesn't tell me anything
>>528156337From Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sage made her first appearance in Sonic Frontiers.
Not to be confused for Sage the Sloth, an /sthg/ OC from two blocks down.
>>528156527oh... it's sonic shit
that's a shame
>>528156583Sonic is at least related to TF2 at the very least thanks to a crossover.
So not all was lost as it was on topic. Better than talking about e-celebs at the very most.
>>528154236I want to have sex with Sage after an easy round on attack
>>528144932That's okay, you can always ask the other usual question
"Why is /tf2g/ so dead?"
>>528142818Oh come on now. I'm sure we've all gone through this once before in our lives. No one's perfect
>>528157108An easy round? Why are you fighting chumps?
>>528157507Show total domination to moisten her cunny, duh
>>528128236What map is that
anyone try that "improved 2fort" map? What did you think?
>>528155478https://gamebanana.com/scripts/9681
i would honestly trade all of your lives to be a teenager in 2011 again and shark people
>>528160103what a weak mindset you have.
>>528161671Instead of mentally masturbating to your past. Create and maintain better future.
I will not elaborate further.
>>528161781alright andrew tate
>rando from my friends list tells me to join his game
>its on goblincock
>>528162640is that your friend?
>>528139490you can't go wrong with a troonjak ACKing
Guess the update isn't happening this week
>>528169847>>528167580>updatelol, lmao even. It's been so long that people don't even ask for the heavy update anymore, just an update.
It only gets the hate it gets because of how easily it fucks with Sniper.
Outside of trolling Snipers and building Phlog its a straight downgrade to every other flaregun.
>>528170184only one zoomie trooner is working on the game halftime by this point
the only thing we can expect now is the usual workshop slop[dump
we are not getting anything else
>>528170302>see a scorch shit pyro on enemy team>go pyro and use the manmelter>farm free crits from enemy pyro and fuck with enemy snipers
>>528167580day isnt over at valve's offices
>>528159239There is ten differents "improved" 2fort but they all missing the point. 2fort is fine itself.
>>528169847What a CRINGE webm.
add plr to the core gamemodes section.
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>>528171897next thursday trvst the plan
>>528172736It better not be, it has nothing to do with TF2.
>>528173345Is that rocket launcher supposed to look like a penis?
>>528173553no it's the original from team fortress 2
>>528173553Anon I think you might be gay.
>>528173595Better than being a lolicon.
>>528173553my pro ks original looks like that
>>528169847What a BASED webm.
>>528173396it clearly does
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>>528179223Probably has something to do with furries and people who talk about e-celebs
>>528179456and what animal is that?
>>528179223/tf2g/ is dead so often now its more surprising when it isn't dead
>>528183350We know who usually wakes it up..
Guess what class I main hehe :3
>>528184117pyro or soldier
>>528184117definitely pyro
when sniper dies dragging back an arrow he should release it
Trolldier he's slick, attempts a market garden on me - gets airshotted! Many such cases!
>>528185374who are you to assume that Sniper's grip would be so loosened upon his death
I've seen many cases of warriors dying with sword still in hand.
https://steamdb.info/app/440/history/
>15 hours ago
>yesterday
it's comical how awful life is
>>528188490its actually ok. Its just your life that sucks lol.
*opens tf2*
ok life is great again
>>528188613it's actually fucking horrid this universe is a prison
>>528189114You are not in a prison, you are just rotting in your room.
Quit sobbing maggot and STAND. ON. THE. POINT!
>>528189329the outside of the box is the same as the inside
>>528189448How would you know? You never left your mom's basement. You have been inside your cage for so long that you can not even comprehend what's it like being outside.
>>528189632alright andrew tate
>>528187720They are gonna merge every tf2 mods into the game
We've all been stuck inside the orange box.
>>528190231>Better Fortress 2
>>528190231For those that might be legitimately wondering, all TF2-based mods will need the base TF2 game to function so they are indeed linked with the original game's AppID since it is required.
>>528188490Not him but have you considered why you hate life?
There's always actions you can do to improve your situation.
>>528190403i don't want my menu fucking cluttered anymore
They don't want you to know this, but Harvest is a really good map for grinding out contracts.
>>528190905they should let me reset contracts and keep my australium contracker
>>528190725like what
meth?
>>528190231its this atrocity, this shit ain't going anywhere
>>528190725>hates life>plays tf2Isn't it obvious? HE GOT MOMMY ISSUES!
>>528188490How can life be awful when Sniper exists bro?
I mean just look at him
>>528188707Literally this
>>528191925sure you aren't
>>528191925then why do you act like a faggot?
/tf2g spam filter
https://pastebin.com/ZAWL27RX
>>528193557REMOVE FEMPYRO!
Also you forgot your demofloyd image.
>>528193557You've lost in the marketplace of ideas.
>>528193557Filter it again, filterfag. Chop chop!
>>528194076lmao got him sister
>Filter it again, filterfag. Chop chop!
>>528128236i frag every day though
>>528194076>already in the filter
>>528196352I dont get why people get mad at you for filtering pyro smut
>>528197514"They" are not people, it's just a tranny and xer 'cord clique astroturfing the general into a porn dump thread and report spamming every post that points it out
wrong tab
I should make a Shupogaki-inspired warpaint
Maybe I can get it added during the next Scream Fortress
>>528197980i mean if u just reverse image search his avatar its an onlyfans model... so maybe you're right but just laugh that they get mad at the filter?
>>528193557>deltarune imagesDude what the fuck are you doing over there for
>>528196352>>528197245>>528197980bro is positively seething
*changes one pixel*
oops! filter it again
>>528198813nothing is more seething than editing a photo tho, filtering is 1 click, editing, saving a photo is way more effort...
filterfag btfo pyrotrannies...
>>528199484>saving a photo is way more effort...it literally takes me one click, don't even have to open a program. you've lost and will always take longer to update your little pastebin
>>528199608no it takes multiple clicks, at the end of the day the filterfag won because you're still coping
>>528194076>>528198813>>528199608I kneel, us filterchuds can't keep up...
>>528199484adding a pixel takes 1 second with the build in editor
>>528199739>no it takes multiple clicks4 u
>>528198641blanket filtering every picture posted in troonslop generals (bag, deltarune, zzz, etc)
>528199608it is literally automatic
>>528199739I literally don't even have to open anything bro, it's built in to my browser extension
(you) will forever be seething having to filter and then copy into your pastebin and then spam your pastebin no one uses. you lost
I stand with fempyro poster
>>528199780clicking and filter (auto updates the pastebin)... he won man
>>528199883I as well. fempyro will always be tf2g culture
>>528199823Why are you in a Deltarune general when the best course of action is to not use it? What is salvageable in those threads that you think filter can make things tolerable?
>>528199979That's because it's TF2 related unlike anime girls.
the fempyro poster is incredibly based
the vodkanigger zoomer shartyfag that's obsessed with a dead nigger is incredibly cringe
>>528200294this
so much this
>>528200039apparently a lot is salvageable from the blue archive general for some tranny to think it's okay to post those images here, so i'm just blanket filtering all images posted in every troonslop general
it doesn't take more than 5 seconds
>>528200294at the end of the day the fempyro posters are posting TF2 images while the filterfag tries to filter TF2 images and whines about trannies, posts tranny pics/wojaks, and cries. I stand with fempyro posters
>>528196883>makes custom meme just because one faggot is seething>can't make new and unique porn and spams same same images over and over.This is just disappointing.
>>528200619So it's a precaution
You do you I guess
>>528200405>>528200619>>528200676That's cool but cope posting just cements he won.
>>528200818that was a different poster and in case it's not obvious the point is to post the same images over and over because it makes filterfag seethe that his filters are useless
If either side actually used filters this wouldn't be a problem but then there would be nothing to argue about
>>528201023this is what nearly a decade of no major update does to anons...
>>528201023I'm a different poster and I thought the filter guy was a faggot, until the pyro posters went full cope post instead of idk, just editing their photos and owning the chud... You guys just made yourselves out to be trannies who want attention and vindicated him for nothing.
>>528200294Racism is bad.
He's trying to come off as multiple posters again
>I'm a different poster
lmao no you're not you literally always avatarfag with that image filterfag
>>528201398Agreed, there is no place for hate here.
>>528201447i'm really not, i don't filter anything here because i don't care about your braindamage, I call things as i see it. Not Sorry that I don't line up with you and it offends you, however i am disappointed it upsets you given that all you do is ragebait here; you think you'd be immune lol.
>>528201447It's not avatarfagging if it's actually TF2 related.
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>>528201819yes read the post, he said the same thing. Different posters have different opinions. You can cope post and shift goals all you want but at the end of the day. I can agree and disagree to some things the porn addicts and the filterfag says.
>>528201683yeah you're right changing the filename totally makes you a different person (not)
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/mLnvidoucR7MtNemhvaJZA/
you're the only one upset enough to samefag and tell yourself you "won," keep telling yourself that
>>528201819you will never be a woman, doesn't matter how many times you post cropped hentai girl reaction pics
>>528202119>heavy would rip you apart for dating a 19 year oldlol it's this guy
>>528128236This is a good post
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>>528202119I literally googled heavy and picked the first results you insipid faggot; accept that your views will never be fully agreed upon and lay it to rest, or keep coping about some guy filtering your posts. At the end of the day, im laughing at you regardless
>>528202190half of the other posts are also complaining about fempyro and telling himself he's based... yeah it's the same guy
>>528202179what if i told you i never wanted to be?
>>528202190>>528202338>heavy chads dislike pyro tranniesBASED.
>>528202119These posts read as different people, way to cope
>>528202456do you think people deserve to die if they date 19 year olds?
Damn you guys really do anything you possibly can to avoid discussing the game. I was hoping for update news or something.
>>528200294>>528200382I really don't believe that any fellow anime poster could possibly give enough of a shit to actually engage in this petty squabble. I call impersonation.
>>528202675>same capitalization and punctuation>same complaining about fempyro and porn, calling everyone a schizo, etcyeah, no
>>528202761this thread is just 3 people samefagging what do you expect
>>528202761You're right, go to https://offshore.teamfortress.community/ and everybody pick one item they like. I'll start: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3482677911
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>>528199883I stand for Sniper if you catch my drift
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>>528202734i dont care who dates who , this is a tf2 general. just stop being a faggot who gets upset when people dislike/disagree with you already.
>>528202846sorry to break it to you, even if i was half those posts... It's still funny how much you cope.
>>528203068i would think the person who says you are a pedo if you date a 19 year old is more upset and irrational
>>528203142That's cool but like, Tf2?
>>528202734If they are cartroon characters then yes.
>>528203426this is /tf2g/ affairs and follows the flow of thread discussion
>>528203525you posted a cartoon character
>>528202761>Damn you guys really do anything you possibly can to avoid discussing the game.When demofloyd isn't active people talk about ecelebs instead.
I just want the Offshore/VIP/Summer update bros...
>>528203593I don't want to fuck Mundy and wish he's my husband though.
>if demofloyd isn't active people discuss celebrities
>if demofloyd is active people discuss ideas
Demofloyd is a positive influence.
>>528203923>fucking OUT OF NOWHERE
>>528202996https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3473432802
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3466232918
Not gonna lie, most of the cosmetics look like ass.
>>528203683No, people don't purposefully talk about ecelebs unless to shit on them. We are likely to discuss the ideas that ecelebs spread, though. If you don't have an open mind I can see why that bothers you.
>>528203956Holy based
>>528203683Demofloyd saved this general and people will never want to admit it that he's goated
>>528203956animeposter would never say this, that poster is a spy
>>528203956He is because he counters people posting off-topic characters apart from the fempyro stuff.
>>528203720that VIP map that has that brick building leading to A with that small ass entrance for blu is FUCKING AIDS
>>528204023>Not gonna lie, most of the cosmetics look like ass.They're all a little same-y due to the theme but I like some of them
>>528204023>No, people don't purposefully talk about ecelebs unless to shit on them.People here literally worship Zesty Jesus.
>>528204048>Fresh OCYeah uh, don't believe that. Especially since I just called a few actually suspicious posts out here.
>>528202761>>528204271Tell me why his IDEAS on quickplay and the quality of items being added to the game are wrong, I'll wait. Oh that's right, you can't and only resort to personal attacks. That's cause you lost in the marketplace of ideas
>>528204440>>Fresh OCYou didn't make it lying faggot, this anon did
>>528128236
floyd garbage is a blight upon this general because the intent is to harbor hatred and spite upon its target
snaildier meanwhile is innocent and pure, and fosters the togetherness tf2g needs
I enjoy pyro.
I enjoy fempyro gaming.
Simple as.
>>528204514I stand corrected, then. But I also stand by the rest of my points.
>>528204818I can see how they would be, If you are trans.
>>528205075this but unironically
This is totally a good thread and I am totally sincere on that.
>>528203956don't think I don't see the tiny DF you put in there
>>528206382seething and obsessed
>>528203956Why are you editing anime pics now?
guys why isn't my crossbow doing a base of 38 damage?
is the wiki wrong or something?
>>528207016he kinda owned zesty there tho
>>528207207the huntsman does more base damage than that so idk
>>528207189Probably to make them TF2 related.
>>528207325top left corner nigga
>>528207207That isn't TF2.
>>528207307im not using the huntsman. im using the crusader's crossbow. but good idea I'll equip the hunstman next
>>528207507yes it is. well it's as much tf2 as the rest of the thread is
>>528207325It was already TF2 related.
>>528208445>defacing a tf2g classic from before you were born with your nu-tf2g spamslopactually shameful behavior
>>5282086624chan trvke reply
>did you just deface this ancient, sacred, religious /tf2g classic that we oldfags worship with demo floyd?
>>528125826>Cactus Canyon and Asteroid died for thisare you really gonna pretend those maps are good?
specially asteroid
>muh niche tasteyou're just pretending to be smart just because you like garbage that nobody else likes
inb4 people pretend hydro is good too
zoomer children have no respect for what came before them, would probably deface the sistine chapel with soijaks or some shit because it's le funnier
>>528208445deflecting because you got caught editing pictures of little girls
>>528132958>You could honestly argue that case (and crate) gambling is the only way to make a F2P game financially viableYes thats the whole point about F2P games, isnt it obvious?
valve has a talk where they mention how the F2P "experiment" in TF2 led to the playerbase multiplying 7 fold and profits also multiplying 3-fold as a result, as the mannconomy update was released a year prior and introduced the mannco store and ofc crates. F2P may introduce tons of kiddos who never spend a penny in the game, but it also has the slim chance of introducing a whale that somehow got the game because it was free but then spent $50 every week on it or some shit, making up for all the non-paying F2Ps
i used to gamble items just for the sake of it, because i never bought keys or anything nor was into trading or cosmetics but gambling into tf2 comp was kinda fun, but then valve changed their policies to ban it or some shit idk
the website was saloon.tf, anyone else?
>>528209068>childrenit's a shartoid, they're barely even human
100% a spic trying to force his unfunny spam everywhere
>nooo stop putting tiny pictures of demofloyd inside the image of a shitty shop of unrelated anime girls wearing tf2 cosmetics
do you realize how insane you sound?
I wasn't even talking about that one I was talking about the grafics cat one, that's just a sad display
>>528209664why are you so obsessed with shoving the same image into everything? that's the real insanity
>noooo how dare you deface our object of oldfag worship
geeegg
>>528209068ok but that actually would be pretty funny
>>528210104Do you like BLACKED?
>>528209958Tranime posters do the same with their favorite anime children characters though
>>528210397he's a ruskie
of course he does
>>528210397Of course he does, he admitted to it
>>528210476>because other do it it's fine
>>528209635Racism is bad.
Does anyone know if the steamdeck is decent enough to run TF2 consistently well? My pc has been fucked for a while and I'm too broke to upgrade, been thinking about getting a steam deck for a while as well
>>528210521Russians usually don't like blacks.
>>528210587>i don't like when people do to me the same thing im doing to them
>active since 2008
>still going
is the furry pound the oldest pub community to be in continuous existance in TF2 history?
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/thefurrypound/announcements/listing?p=109
http://www.thefurrypound.org/?page_id=4
>>528210796I don't like either if you pedos
>>528210684it's fine, but get a dock
>>528209068You're overthinking it bro, the person is clearly having fun at your expense and i'm all for it
>>528210793ruskies are subhuman
>>528210543Pyro birth rates are plummeting! Pyro men's sperm quality is deteriorating! Pyro women are giving themselves up to Floyd men's en masse to produce ugly mixed species babies. This is genocide! and there's nothing funny about genocide.
>>528211050I will single handedly impregnate fempyros and raise the white birth rate, I'm going in bros
>>528210962>Seething Ukrainian
>>528210924Are the docks not included? Well that's shit. Thanks for the heads up
>>528128236where are the qos's?
>>528210935the way he goes about it as if his grandma's tomb had just been razed to build a mcdonald's on top is just too funny
actually kekcow
>>528211269the floyd autist is mad he didn't get to make the thread and spamming us
>>528211282Nope. Unless you wanna play with controller.
>>528211197literally the same thing
just like pakis and jeets are the same thing
actually both groups have a lot in common
>>528211347that's one way to put it lol, he really just doesn't get it, he manifested a golem because of memes.....
>>528211269it's just 1 person replying to himself until 750
>>528211430Whites and Jews are the same thing too.
its genuinely depressing to see threads like these, but most of /vg/ is pretty much this
>>528211590if only the mods actually did their jobs here
>>528211269this general should be in /trash/*
>>528211590All the dude had to do was ignore the filterfag, but no he just owned himself over it. Literal meltdown over a stupid fucking pastebin... These people cannot be reasoned with...
>>528211590I don't even think most people even use this board to talk about the games, it's just to spam images of characters they wank to.
>>528211752bro the only one having a meltdown is you everyone else stopped talking about the filterfag an hour ago
did those 3 edited images get to you that hard? sounds like he won
>i need mods to do their unpaid jobs and ban everyone i don't like so i can post ecchi anime children in the tf2 general in peace
broo
>>528211896he's seething so hard his filter list was destroyed by those edits, it got to him so bad he's still going on about it
why did valve even bother having CTF mode in TF2? Robin Walker even talks about the problems regarding CTF in commentary nodes and how control points are better and make for more dynamic gameplay!
>>528211896yet you replied, and coped. thanks for proving my point.
as a trans girl, what map should i queue for?
>>528212138any koth_ map
koth is transcoded
>>528212023>nuh uh, ur madowning u is like playing vs an 800 ELO noob... filterfag won
mad enough to angrily reply and say he's not mad award
>>528211683which is why I wish we just migrated to 4x2chan, mods actually do their job there
>>528212475not only did you do it first, you're not subposting LMFAO.
yeah you're seething hard right now, gg proving him right
>>528210397>seeing afro American males makes him instantly think of Blackedyou need internet detox bro
>>528212378bro you responded to a post not directed at you just to claim you're not mad... you need to log off and try talking about the game because you're just digging yourself deeper
>>528212756Take your own advice
>>528212669seething anime fan detected
>>528212503you know there are actual, legitimate pedophile boards there yes?
>>528212895/tf2g/ will fit right in
>>528213060it is why the tranime posters here want to move so much
ramb
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what class would he be
edd
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>wojak spam
>sharty mentioned
>suddenly CP discussion pops in
where is the janny
>>528213809hot pockets aren't done yet
>>528212895entirely different one you're thinking of
>>528213781>we have to worship cp because... the oldfags posted it or something
>>528212483cream makes me hard as steel
>>528214510i guess cause he goes behind the funny tv mans back constantly sabotaging him
>>528120235This, but also she locks me in chastity and forces me to watch while 2 demofloyds spitroasts her
PURCHASE AND THEN I CLOSE
PURCHASE AND THEN I CLOSE
PURCHASE AND THEN I CLOSE
>some people still use mumble
PURE SOVL
https://youtu.be/ZBpst9v7wRo
New tier list just dropped, sneed it or feed it?
>tf2ber slop
>tierlist slop
stop shilling
>Geel wants my id or address to keep buying from marketplace tf
Lmao wtf?
>>528219345My apologies, fellow tf2g poster. I will refrain from making such posts, and stick to what this general is best known for; Demofloyd.
>>528219618You can post tf2-related content without shilling zesty, faggot
Someone give me a funny sfm/gmod video. I haven't seen a good one in a while
has anyone heard more people talk since the mute on f2p got lifted
>>528220023Of course not
f2ps are non-sentient creatures, giving them the ability to talk is like giving an Ox the right to vote
>>528219152>put Polter-Guised in E tier>when it came out he said it was his favorite war paint in the collection and immediately bought a strange axe with it>doesn't even have a reason to suddenly put it in E just says the colors are brightThis man has become a parody of himself
>>528220006links to the mods?
>>528217947Why does Zesty a grown man have an OC of a woman.... Does he also like wearing women cloths irl?
>>528220023since the f2p mute happened in-game VOIP in general has fallen off hard across the entire industry as private discord and group chats have become the new normal
>>528220578you can fap to a woman without wanting to be the woman bro, go outside
for a certain window of time you could play TF2 on mumble and hear people on mumble actually to your left or to your right depending on their position ingame, as long as both of you had positional audio enabled
it was cool as fuck, but now everybody uses gay ass discord instead
>>528220747and yet, Zesty does that and made his character a female...
>>528220823the woman isn't him bro not once has he said it is
>>528221239bro is playing dress up dolls with a character moniker, its weird
>>528170497manmelter is like stock demo, they're very obvious counters but nobody bothers using them when they need to
>>528220773tf2c has that why can't regular tf2 have that for funny moments
>>528220248>the best we have against the emporium
>>528212483like hell he will
Steel is stone cold kino, like Turbine, Junction and Pipeline
join now in the console connect twerkborea.tf2.host
>>528225535Hahahahahaha! This is one of the most funnyest thing I have ever seen!
>>528220747>masturbating to your own persona that you set up to have people identilfy you sounds like the first step towards transition
>>528119192 (OP)Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
Day 1 of the Disrupt cup!
RGL Staff faces Invite players, but twitch users can disrupt the match with powerups and shenanigans
https://www.twitch.tv/rglgg
>kill someone in a cool way
>schadenfreude because that's the only taunt I have
>they disconnect
I DIDN'T MEAN TO, I'M SORRY
>>528137307> a fire password I was used to using> "ilovetosuckdicks"
>>528227349default taunt is better
>>528190231Don't make me tap the sign
> https://youtube.com/shorts/3CUYEqEFzqs
>>528226629This was pretty funny last time
>>528227349director's vision nigga!!!
>>528228406i remember when i first got steam as a wee lad there was only a couple of mods for half life 2 but they were all distinct and had a decent amount of work behind them, whereas TF2 mods other than Open Fortress are all aiming to either recreate some older version of the game (with artistic liberties) or pretend to be "TF2 remastered" or "TF2 improved"
did the mod application process change since those days? look up HL2 mods on the steam store, they all have something going for them, and some very high quality ones like hidden source or neotokyo werent even on steam afaik
https://store.steampowered.com/mods/420/
>>528229949i think someone edited the xkcd comic of "15 different competing apps" but for tf2 mods and it applies perfectly
>>528230094tbf these mods arent actually trying to unify the playerbase, but the one closest to that right now is tf2classic, probably has like 3 times the playerbase of all other tf2 mods combined atm
>>528190231Should we expect downgrades?
>>528230582more phong and less shinny surfaces pls eric <3
we may be getting a visual upgrade related to how dark/shiny the environments in maps look
TLDR In the Orange Box version of TF2 they made environments too saturated (doesnt look bad to me) so years later they fixed it. But they overdid it and made environments too dark. This proposed patch would sit somewhere inbetween.
>>528230582refresh my memory, was this made because of the csgo-style skins or because the viewmodel of the left blocked more of your view ?
>>528231004https://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/pull/1345
>we must unify for the sake of unison and all play the same version or mod of the game because it is the most truthful
impossible, things tend to evolve and branch out because of necessity, otherwise we would all still be playing quake 1 although I wish we could go back to those times of higher knowledge, nostalgia is a powerful essence
>>528232925but most of these mods arent really branching off into something unique, they're either nostalgiabait or "tf2 but remastered"
OF is the only one doing its own thing even tho its just Quake-style deathmatch
High quality custom maps that have long been forgotten and deserve being in the game more than the halloweenslop trash we get every year
>cp_follower
>cp_obscure
>cp_logjam
>cp_cardinal - frontline.tf
>cp_coilblaze - formerly cp_kalinka, frontline.tf
>koth_clearcut
>>528235749sell me on these maps
>>528119651>>528120315>>528183350https://files.catbox.moe/76vst4.mp4
we need a dispenser right here
nope
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>>528236847I lol'd out loud
>>528236776they are all pretty and they play well
>cp_followeri only played this map like twice a long time ago so i cant recall much other than it looking amazing on the alpine art assets, and also this funny video of an entire team hiding somewhere in order to backcap and win the match. The 2nd point reminds me a lot of Granary 2nd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbzPusI14m8
>obscuremiddle point is like badlands mid bridge but with a much wider platform, basically a giant platform and people can fight on top of it or hide under it. The layout is just a bit wonky around 2nd and last but nothing too bad
>logjamvery woody map, seems very badlands inspired (2nd is a sorta spire, the last point is set up kinda like badlands, etc)
I remember it played great, one of my all time favs
>cp_cardinal, cp_coilblazeplaytested these many times around 2017 or so, they were okay but i cant remember much off the top of my head other than they looked great
oh yeah i also forgot cp_propaganda which is also from frontline.tf but it was inferior to cardinal and coilblaze in game flow from what i remember
frontline.tf maps tipically just look like ww2 europe, so basically like 19th century architecture, but with a few tanks and barricades around too
>>528232925This is the biggest argument in favor of returning to quickplay. No one can agree on the way people want to play TF2 (crits vs. no crits, 24/7 server vs. big map pool, etc.) so it should be left up to community servers. desu you don't need to say more than this, Zesty is preaching to the choir with his 4 hour videos.
>>528237721valve servers have always been the issue. When any entity provides a huge amount of vanilla servers, which are also favored in their matchmaking/quicklplay system, this means people will start only using those servers out of convenience.
People love to invert the order of events and claim as if valve servers saved vanilla TF2, when they were the ones that killed vanilla community servers as they effectively took over that role and were the reason the server browser went to shit, EVEN BEFORE CASUAL
and any quickplay where the default option is "valve servers only" will not fix that
Valve understandably wants new players to have a "safe" stable experience without mods in vanilla servers, so that they stay around and can become future paypigs, rather than possibly joining some random community server with jailbreak or x100 weapon stats and leaving the game forever.
>>528237721I didn't read anything but nice image
>>528219152Slop
>>528219345Troonsty is dilating over it because it's made by a tf2g
>>528237715correcting myself here
cp_follower was completelly inspired by granary, except the middle point was inspired by badlands mid. You can clearly see the sorta "lobby" layout of 2nd and the positioning of the point on last really match cp_granary
cp obscure was a snow map, 2nd was very open but lobby/last area was super clunky and probably the biggest flaw, its mostly fine for just casual play
picrel is the 2nd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkME5aaNbYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYk003fLQfs
>>528238198>People love to invert the order of events and claim as if valve servers saved vanilla TF2, when they were the ones that killed vanilla community serversI know, the quickplay system started to place priority on official servers and this made community servers die out. Valve could undo this change or at least revamp the community server browser so more people are likely to use it. Quickplay wasn't a perfect system itself but casual matchmaking only made it worse.
>>528240034i can see her balls...
>>528240674What is this image trying to convey?
>>528241213he broke his killstreak in TF2
>>528241213He's a heavy main
>>528240034>revamp the community server browser so more people are likely to use itadding filters like "vanilla maps" or "vanilla TF2" in a similar vein to the serverbrowser.tf guy would be a good step forward
afaik quickplay was a hackjob to help F2Ps find vanilla servers easily as they wouldnt have any idea what normal TF2 was or what the vanilla maps were, so they could join a heavily modded server and think thats TF2 and never touch it again. I understand valve wanting to avoid that experience
And i dont think seasoned players should be using any kind of quickplay or casual, they should participate in a specific community or have several pubs on the server browser they enjoy-
All these quickplay/MM systems tend to be top-down spoonfed stuff to give players a safe, controlled experience where they just click a big "Play" button and dont have to take any decisions, thats what most new players will do
I do agree quickplay wasnt as bad for sure though. Casual servers would greatly improve from having a timelimit, and either removing that tiny round limit or doubling the rounds it take.
The only reason people love casual is because its the easiest, most convenient way to quickly play in any of the "core maps" of TF2. Finding vanilla servers on the browser is just too hard, let alone ones in the gamemode/maps you specifically want.
its one of those "nobody plays vanilla pubs so nobody plays vanilla pubs" catch 22 type things, besides for the awful skial, UGC, BLW, etc servers which are probably all bots these days.
so really its a mix of incentives, popularity, choice, and presentation. Casual is more visually present in the hud, casual is more convenient, casual has more players. All these play a part individually and as a whole. If you want a specific map, you can go to the server browser and type it on the map name, or select it on the fancy casual HUD, which is more retard-friendly, and also has more players in most cases, etc
I think we need a short denomination to differentiate matchmaking-only servers from the so called "community servers"
>Pubs
Public servers, games without a password anyone can join through the server browser at any point (ad-hoc). This was mainly a term used by comp guys afaik, as their servers are passworded to avoid disruptions
>MM Servers
MM servers in the other hand can only be joined from a negotiation with the matchmaker when you're queueing for a game, wether its Casual or Valve Comp, so they're not really public, even if they're not passworded. They don't allow an instant connection through the server browser or the "Join friends server" function on Steam.
>Private servers
Just normal passworded servers, for private events, comp matches or whatever
Can you guys like not write walls of text please
no, please keep writing walls of text
anything not demofloyd is good
>>528242669Illiterate sonictard
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Itโs not that critique is unwelcomeโin fact, itโs essential. But thereโs a clear distinction between contributing to a conversation and hijacking it to fuel personal grudges or petty rivalries. Too often, feedback becomes a vehicle for performance, where the goal isnโt to share insight, but to posture, provoke, or posture while provoking. The internet rewards volume over substance, reaction over reflection, and in that environment, genuine maturity is surprisingly rareโand easy to undervalue. But it still matters.
Thereโs value in being able to criticize constructively, to call for change without tearing others down in the process. That sort of approach doesnโt always get the most likes or reactions. It doesnโt trend, and it doesnโt stir up drama. But it keeps communities from imploding. Itโs the quiet backbone of every healthy online space.
And lookโif youโre not pushing the character limit, if your post doesnโt stretch out like a loading screen tip with something to actually say, can you really call it a proper contribution?
>>528241718>its one of those "nobody plays vanilla pubs so nobody plays vanilla pubs" catch 22 type things, besides for the awful skial, UGC, BLW, etc servers which are probably all bots these daysI think it would actually be okay for casual to host exclusively 24/7 servers for the most popular maps but still leaving many popular maps up to community servers to prevent shitty servers from capitalizing on them.
>>528243858thanks
another one to my collection
>>528243812>casual to host exclusively 24/7 servers for the most popular maps but still leaving many popular maps up to community servers to prevent shitty servers from capitalizing on them.but the whole point of casual is muh safe valve servers, they will never allow a risk factor such as community servers
>server owner could abuse admin powers>server could have performance or net issues>server could shut down suddenly without warningall these things are why valve made Valve servers the default in quickplay (which was really just a "server finder") and why casual, which is even more controlled and safe, wont have community servers
what you mention sounds more like a server finder than a matchmaker
>>528244538in all fairness of the meme it was literally created as a template meme
>>528193557are ya winnin, son?
>>528245351sleep tight snaildier
>>528245241he tells himself he did while the entire thread laughs at him
>>528245351good night bro
A Demoman killed me with his grenade launcher. I was pretty bummed out about it. But then I realized the Demomen in this exact same situation in trillions of parallel universes who missed that pipe because of random pipe deviation are probably more sad to have missed the frag than my universeโs Demoman was happy to have killed me. The total happiness in the multiverse among Demomen players is still at a net negative. So, whatever.
>>528208943>asteroid is bad Hi, Jill!
>>528237715>>528238745interesting... consider me sold. do we think these will ever join the official lineup?
>>528200294TRVTHKRITZSTICKY
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi
>>528243812>>528244807my overall vision would be something more like picrel.
>plrpretty popular pub gamemode until casual took over and shoved it into "alternative modes". Same with doomsday and medieval mode which were fairly popular in pubs during quickplay era as far as i remember.
The whole overcategorization of casual is retarded, it should just be gamemodes and then maybe a "MISC" category, rather than having "core", "alternative" then "Misc", etc.
New players wont even know which of the maps on the MISC tab are medieval, VSH, or territory control unless they research or have already played the modes so its completelly retarded and an oversight to have MISC layed out this way.
Maybe the whole alternative gamemodes section should be separated into "Plays like normal TF2" and "retarded gay shit", but if it plays like normal TF2 why even put it in alternative gamemodes? oh well
>>528248170Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>528248649this butt femscout
>>528248268>move tc_hydro to A/D >move sd_doomsday to CTF>maybe merge all PLR maps into Payload ?>>528247698slim chance, most of these were either done too early back when valve was extremelly picky about maps, didnt get enough popularity with the playerbase, didnt get enough updoots in the workshop, or a combination of these factors
>follower: played briefly in USA in 2009>obscure: Played in EU comp leagues 2009-2015>logjam: first played EU 2014, last played AUS 2020>cp_cardinal, cp_propaganda, cp_coilblaze (kalinka): all playtested briefly throughout 2017-2018 and some tested in a small cup, but never adopted by leagues or by pub servers that i know offjust found this cool ass trailer for a cup with some of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBrEw0VdJL0
Whatever happened to the frontline.tf thing? it was a legit community-driven thing with free map assets rather than some shady organization like the invasion update, seemed promising and the aesthethic was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThnDDrjxLj4
>>528249598>Whatever happened to the frontline.tf thing? it was a legit community-driven thing with free map assets rather than some shady organization like the invasion update, seemed promising and the aesthethic was greatIt happened after Invasion ruined the chances of any community "update" ever getting added ever again, so it was left to rot. The sunken cost seeped in, and the Emporium troons behind it now demand you pay them for using the map assets, even though it was released as a free pack and even though the readme still says all you need is to credit them (like what happened to the Overcast guys, they tried to extort them for using the assets)
>>528235749>obscureOh hey I like that one
I fucking hate the pocket pistol, the beggers, the scorch shot, the loch and load, the Tomislav, the short circuit, the vaccinator, every single thing on sniper but the Huntsman and the Diamondback so much it's unreal bros
>>528250272>It happened after Invasion ruined the chances of any community "update" ever getting added ever again, so it was left to rot.but they could've added specific maps or assets without organizing it the way they did with invasion
honestly its on valve for mismanaging things, and offloading work to the community was their choice.
To make a work analogy, its as if an employer got a bad hire once after hiring a few good employees so he decided to never hire people again
>>528253378compbro?
https://whitelist.tf/etf2l_6v6
>>528253798Some of what was part of Frontline was added over time like the Veteran's Attire and Conspicious Camo. Oddly enough none of the maps were ever added, but that's the only way stuff makes it now, piece by piece instead of wholesale.
>To make a work analogy, its as if an employer got a bad hire once after hiring a few good employees so he decided to never hire people againIt is stupid and exactly like that. But Valve would rather never accept a community update ever again than have to spend a couple days babysitting the community to make sure they don't steal money from each other.
>>528253798Well, no, it's like if an employer started hiring pajeets then found out said pajeets were pocketing money so he decided to never hire them again.
>>528257170that would imply the whole community was just the TF2 Invasion retards
there were previous community updates that werent fuckups
TF2 casual idea
Playtesting map pool
Pool to test "map candidates" for the game
Priorly, Valve started adding GARBAGE SLOP and trashy eyecandy to the mappool permanently without playtests or prior community feedback
Instead, they could make a "Playtesting" or "candidate maps" queue where new maps valve is interested in adding to the game can be playtested for bugs, gameplay issues, performance issues, and most importantlyi how fun they are
the best ones get added after a period of playtesting, while the shit ones are denied. Perhaps even a method to take community feedback could be added on the map endscreen
>>528248268Imo that's still too much choice, it should only be a few maps not entire gamemodes on the casual menu.
>>528257840The only actual community update before that was End of the Line which incurred in very similar problems albeit not as severe. The rest of the "community updates" was just valve adding hats and maps from the workshop which they are still doing.
>>528258453wdym? its only 6 gamemodes plus a "Misc" gamemode housing some more specific or less popular modes, i have no idea how to simplify it even further
>>528258646Community servers can handle those, the casual menu should only have the top 5 most popular maps (Badwater, Dustbowl, Hightower, Harvest, Upward) and seasonal event maps.
>>528259413oh i see what you mean, well that would make it interesting but people would get mad about not having access to many of the maps from casual
it would at least nudge people towards the server browser and boost their activity but the thing is theres like dozens of servers faking their ping, faking their players, etc, so while thats not sorted out the server browser is still a pain to use unless you only go to your favorites tab
>>528260915You will never be Steam friends
TF2 study sesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCt958f_A1k
>>528248170this but soldier
Are casual MM shitters legitimiatelly uncapable of believing a sniper can actually be decent at the game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWUoaSrVzYI
>play mvm
>some hightour shitter screeching at me cause i go medic
i love it, unironically.
>>528270694go outside man
>>528237935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>528269404*incapable
esl sniper trash
>>528241213Mental sickness
>>528258453Go away furry, nobody likes you!
can you toggle map selection in casual with console commands?
>>528278125you're based! <3~
>>528269404no everyone just hates sniper (based)
>>528278697Not based at all.
>>528278697Incredibly based.
>>528281652Why would you want it?
>>528281693You can use your imagination of what I'm going to do.
>>528281195SHUP(OGAKI) UP!!!
>>528281652https://litter.catbox.moe/3qq89h59jn75o1i1.jpg
>>528283274BASED BASED BASED!~
>>528282224I want to shupo the gaki
Why is this general full of degenerate losers?
>"this"
I think you're on the wrong website newshit
>>528283724why are their butts so big
Whats the cheapest/best way to buy keys these days? Since i'm going to be circumventing marketplace tf from now on
>>528285048Keys are sold for <$2.49 because they're bought through arbitration and you can do this yourself to avoid their mark-up. But you shouldn't do that because arbitration is dumb, virtual key trading is dumb, and supporting Valve financially is dumb.
>>528285048easiest is manncostore
https://mannco.store/item/440-mann-co-supply-crate-key
cheapest is finding someone cashing out and directly paypaling them but thats far riskier
What tf happened to the robocrate market
>>528286692limited supply, the exclusive robo effects are better each year considering the garbage being added over the past 7 years
>I have been shown who is the boss!
Why would the Spy say this? Of all his voicelines, this one feels kinda out of character.
>>528286254who even runs the mann co store?
>>528287672need that fat fempyro
My dog died because of the heat.
>>528287198It's a really old quote from the jarate April Fools easter egg page
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>>528289194I seen my dog turn into a snake...
i dont have the sployd image if any anon does please post it
>>528289307i guess that's better than the brony pedo running marketplace.tf
My killsound is that scream from the opening of CSI Miami and nothing beats that
>>528287009I understand the supply, but it almost doubled in a year and even more compared to the year before. I don't understand the robo effects. I'm not into unusuals
I wish my custom stuff actually worked, I don't know why it doesn't.
>>528285909There's a hat I want, and I want to get it before traderfags decide that everything should double in price again. I always thought unusuals were dumb, but I wanted to get one now at the end
>>528286254I guess I'm doing that then
>>528290617I like mine pretty well, it's Gene from Godhand saying "I love it!" and my hit noise is him saying "Great!"
I miss when you could have custom hit noises different for every class, that said. Used to have one different for every character alongside a custom Uber noise, a custom crit noise and i modified the heavy's minigun sounds to play different parts of The Man With The Machine Gun.
Sv_pure sucks and i blame niggers that modify spy's cloak noise almost entirely on it becoming the norm in community servers
Soldier WILL get an anchor this Summer
>>528289448>>528290151Canonically they're both the same...
>>528291129In casual certain servers? It helps if they're all VPK files, not standard foldered mods
>>528291129https://gamebanana.com/tools/19049
Soldier WILL get an Ankha this Summer
>>528290839Roboeffects are one of the effect series that were unaffected by the crate depression, making them more valuable. They are also pretty good simple remakes of the original unusual series. They are some of the better looking effects even a decade later so the traderfags valued them as being worth more.
>>528291986>Sv_pure sucks and i blame niggers that modify spy's cloak noise almost entirely on it becoming the norm in community serversthis is hilarious because the spy decloak sound exploit is exactly that, an exploit and not a mod so it still works perfectly fine on sv pure community and casual servers
t. user
>>528287672you have lost in the marketplace of ideas
So it's universally agreed pyro players are the most mentally ill/degenerate playerbase. Which playerbase is normal?
Leaning towards Heavy or Medic.
>>528294527source on that one? my based king :3
>>528294945>MedicIncorrect.
>>528295081It's a toss up, sometimes you just find a dude who is a medic player; then you find the most insane medic player who probably has to be euthanized
>>528295190Spy mains > Medic mains
>>528294973https://litter.catbox.moe/r9ruvgc2blx8nvze.png
>>528295408OH THAT IS REALLY GOOD <3
Thank youuuuuuuuuu~ <3333
>>528295408you can tell the person who drew this never did any of it cuz getting your butt bit like that fucking sucks and kills the mood instantly
>>528293837Sorry soldierboy but demo won the war
>>528294945I'd say in order of mental illness faggotry to actually normal pipeline it would go
Pyro > Sniper > Scout > Medic > Engineer > Spy > Soldier > Demoman > Heavy
Depending on loadout, this can move around a bit. For example, Demoknight moves up two to three tiers and Huntsman can maybe swap with Scouts position
>>528295551They are into cartroons, what do you expect?
>>528295321Spy mains are either harmless but annoying weeabo retards, filled with self loathing and like playing the worst class in the game, or shitposters.
Medics are either control freaks, actually gay, or sometimes rarely normal fags that want to win or try for crossbow shots on friends and enemies alike
>>528293946thanks senpai.
>>528297861Yep. Its only going to get worse from here so if there's a robo effect or invasion effect you want now is the time to buy them before traderfags double the price again
>>528295408Kill yourself cuckshit spammer
https://youtu.be/99OtULQ5S9c
>>528295408stay alive king
>About to hit a sick as fuck headshot
>Spy takes me out of scope by stabbing my razorback
WHY
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE DUDE
>>528294527This faggot shit has nothing to do with team fortress 2. Go away.
>complains about fur stuff
>but its okay when all the tranime stuff is posted
nice one
>>528301178that pisses off the demofaggot so he's ok on my book
>>528301178All TF2 (Trans Fortress 2) players like this sort of thing though
>>528301359I thought the T in TF2 stood for testosterone.
>>528302420You will in a few more years :3
Porn addiction is real and it's my fetish, that's why I hang out in a discord where our goal is to spread it as much as possible!
time to carry some randoms in mvm :3
>>528302903Why did you stop posting the dog character
>>528302606Nu-uh
>>528302860Cartroons aren't porn.
>>528303042that wasn't me
>>528303067That's right. It's just a cartoon, not porn, so it won't melt your brain if you goon yourself silly to cartoon boobies!
>>528302903based, post more
>>528303378https://files.catbox.moe/vlwamh.png
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>>528303307>it won't melt your brain if you goon yourself silly to cartoon boobies!I don't do that any way because I am not that mentally sick.
>>528303516post on the thread next time, I wanna see more demotranny seethe
>>528278697just mix up your movement and stop moving in straight lines like a tard
mvm players in tf2g
>minimum wage mexican with an ego
>blacked fetish porn addict
really makes you think
>>528306859Can you make more with DF and Asuka, the Ankha poster made me relapse
>>528307117I prefer to not think desu
thats it? making barely enough cash to live and buy some tf2 hats? is that gonna be your life forever?
>>528307117I make salary lol
>>528307678Being an adult means buying the things you want that keep you from killing yourself. If that's how its going to be then so be it
>>528307678people hate both of the "tradermains" i know with 5k+ inventories are not tradermains but rather on a cocktail of government benefits and cannot have more then $2,000 in their bank account or else they lose the free gov. money so they keep their "savings" in tf2/csgo items and crypto
>>528307402https://files.catbox.moe/w1nu6j.jpg
>kill player
>Player has disconnected
What causes this?
>>528308381so god damn based :3c
>>528308605Wanting to find a new match that isn't an obvious steamroll
>>528308605everything from "rage quit" to "last life then i go to bed" and is completely not at all worth caring about desu
What lack of updates does to a thread.....................................
>the shartyfags who won't stop worshipping a dead negro have attracted unironic blacked spammers
this general is in ruin
>>528312634It is pretty funny tho when they posts DF... since he showed him with fempyro and asuka it makes me tingle down there...
you gooning to cuckshit is not funny
>>528308605Deciding that i'm done for now. Or that I'd rather go waste time doing tf2ware
>>528312972The defeat of the w**** race is pretty funny tho... and demofloyd is just a joke about that lol... chill out brotha
>>528282224That's the outdated version
tf2 is white culture, developed by white dudes for white dudes, have some respect fag
>>528314067the point where he starts race-baiting is the point where you stop responding and do the needful
>>528312972Gooning to anything isn't real is not funny.
>>528313204the original demofloyd poster hates porn addicts tho... whoever this is probably just fantasizing about demofloyd now
>>528313796You forgot demofloyd.
>>528313796holy shit, kino sister... the representation makes me so ureshi!!!!
>>528314671baka!!!!!
>>528314067Anime isn't white culture though.
>>528313796You forgot the QOSes...
>>528314671This would be good, add him groping them lol...
>>528313796my FUARKING tf2 heroes
>was addicted to quake
do you think he played team fortress 2 too?
he 100% must have played tfc/quake team fortress
>528303516>>528294527>>528294973>>528295408>>528285909>>528283274>hmm where should i dump my troonslop gooning pics, in one of the 6 million 4cuck boards dedicated to doing so? or in the completely unrelated thread for an online game about mercs fighting each other in the 1960s?
holy seethe
you need meds and BBC correction
>>528315150ive heard TF mod servers accounted for about half of Quake 1 servers at one point but idk if thats for just australia (Robin Walker's country), US, or worldwide. Joe may have played TF but probably didnt care much for it or didnt even realize it.
In early TF mod you could just play normal Quake 1 in TF servers without the mod installed so you could run at Quake 1 speeds bypassing the class speed afaik. The devs mention this "uninentional cheating"
he could totally have played without downloading the TF skins or models or realizing its TF
Ive been reading about the very early Quake scene in UK and it isnt brought up so i assume it wasnt big here
link related https://dondeq2.com/2017/12/25/memoirs-of-a-failed-quake-god-by-nanzinjal/
>>528314561love and hate are two sides of the same coin
>>528315807Love is War Part 2. Valve, make it happen.
>>528315150He was already in his 30's when TF2 came out and worked as a UFC commentator on top of his standup career, I doubt he ever played TF2, but he probably played quake fortress
>>528315150>>528315801he might have skipped quake 1 and moved straight to quake 2 or more likely quake 3 arena (1999), and considering his brodude personality i dont think he would have wanted to try TF2
"nah bro i dont play childrens game i play epic badass gothic arena shooters!! what the hell is this? jamie pull up fempyro"
>>528315296Based mods deleting furry slop.
>>528316473it took "jamie pull up fempyro" for me to realize this entire conversation has been about joe rogan and i only know that is a joe rogan thing cuz its a running joke on a podcast i watch
>>528316642glad i could clarify that for you anon
reminder a lot of comp players are cheaters
https://steamcommunity.com/id/julienalt
https://steamcommunity.com/id/jewel1337/
>>528316624now if only they'd delete the rest of the negro worship slop...
>>528301326Spamming cuck porn is actually worse than what demofloyd is doing. As obnoxious and forced as it is, at least demofloyd is tangentially related to Team Fortress 2. This cuckshit has no place here whatsoever.
what map should i play today
>>528316892>a lot>2 guysat least comp leagues ban them
Valve literally lets them blatantly cheat for months or years, and ive seen plenty of pyros with perfect 1 frame reflects on casual
Why does the most powerful class ฤฑn the game say "I have been shagging your wife" after dominating the German boy?
>>528317474Medic wouldn't say that to himself.
wtf is this
!nominate dustbowl
!rtv
>>528317757Why would Demoman wear glasses over his eyepatch?
>>528317181>at least demofloyd is tangentially related to Team Fortress 2Lmao your probably the same person that accepts cartroon girls being added into everything.
>>528317181I don't care nigger the demotranny ruined this general for a whole year now I want him out. Either the jannies purge the whole thread or it will continue being this shitty until he fucks off.
Snaildier will save /tf2g/ from the festering garbage that has long since plagued it.
>>528318069this, he's unironically responsible for attracting the blacked posters with his supposedly "ironic" cuck AI slop
>chad bot hosters pissing off an entire community vs no jaw inbreds posting porn on an abandoned video game general
>>528318069His funny meme isn't what ruined it, the non TF2 related cartroon slop spammers did.
>>528318803"cartoons" have literally been here since before you started browsing here so you're doing nothing but trying to blame a scapegoat. Worshipping a dead negro for an entire year straight and posting your cuck fantasies is the actual culprit of ruining the general.
>>528318753TF2 isn't abandoned.
shut the fuck up and post frags
>>528318803>funnylol
The only troon here is (You) shartytranny, go spam your wojakshit elsewhere.
>>528318947I haven't been on this general for a year and don't have any fantasies.
>>528319060I'm not a troon nor from sharty and I don't spam wojaks, I didn't even know about the site until 4chan got hacked.
>>528319324ok demoniggerfloyd spammer I believe you
>>528318960you're right it's not abandoned since copy and pasting assets from the workslop takes so much time and work for eric and joshie
>>528319324you're a bad liar
>>528319525I am not the demofloyd spammer, also racism is bad.
>>528316354I doubt his stand up was that good that he needed to invest more time than it deserved
>>528319117>ultra newfag>hates anime>but loves random dead niggerChecks out
>no fantasieskek, sure
>>528319763I like Junction
I know this general isn't that popular, but imagine believing that everyone who calls about the problem with this degenerate general is the same person.
>>528317871or a santa hat over his beanie
>>528319883Most people on this website don't even like anime themselves.
>>528319883Quit engaging with this dolt. He's obviously the demofloyd faggot samefagging and failing miserably.
Ignore
Hide
Do the needful.
>>528319736it's not about quality, it's about moving around the country all the time, dude probably didn't have the time to play video games
Anyone else love Black Box + Conch? Blowing the conch and then thrusting rockets into your enemies for infinite health feels so good
Every post in the last seven hours was made by one person
>>528319927Denying point A as a scout
>>528321714How many demofloyd edits will you make?
>>5283221826.7 thrembillion edits
>I'm getting more of a seared bite from the Yompossible Whopper, than I am from the actual Whopp... no no no no no.
yummy impossibl yomper ^-^
>>528322539So just like what that furry was doing earlier?
>Cropped ankha QOS goon pics spammer gets banned for posting racebaiting cartoon smut
>the single demofloyd x fempyro picture posted ITT also gets deleted: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/528119192/#q528316043
geg
Why doesn't it surprise me that the porn spammer is a falseflagging porn-sick troon desperate to make it seem as if the people behind the blacked posts are the demofloyd posters?
"people who hate sniper are just bad at the game"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSROR9rwZ8o
So just like what the negrofloyd was doing earlier?
>>528324819shounic has repeatedly stated he doesn't care about sniper that much
>>528324870Demofloyd is TF2 related no matter how much you hate it.
>>528324767nice observation
>Hydro is bad
>why
>It just is
>>528325184You will never be tf2 related no matter how much you spam it.
>>528325253people have made 30 minute videos about why this map is bad
>>528325321>never be tf2 relatedDemoman is literally a playable TF2 character.
>>528324767it got deleted at a different time dumb negrospammer, you're going after your own negro worshippers now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj8cpbLr-dQ
>>528325037He said something like "snipers don't deserve to happy" in his 2fort remake vid
DWABTFR (Demofloyd Will Always Be TF Related)
>>528325790hover over the deleted icon newfag it tells you the deletion time
>>528324767Lmao this video is absolutely hilarious, please make more!
>>528324819>clicks video >click random timestamp>shotgun in mge>dislikes and closes video
>>528325037That's exactly why he made a video where he proves that removing the sniper just improves the overall gameplay experience
>>528319763>junction This map is legit claustrophobic, it makes me anxious being in such a closed walled in map
Is it the smallest map ingame? It sure feels like it
>>528324819Never knew shounic was actually that good, i guess he was a compchad after all...
>>528325253>horrible layout>bad gamemode that works like symmetrical 5cp but with just 2cp per stage so every time someone caps the game "resets" to move to a new area>this results in an awkward gameplay loop where most stages either end anticlimatically with a backcap and get thrown into the next stage to start over, or stall into a stalemates>players get confused as to which routes are open or closed at each instance of the game.>map cant be designed around specific routes nor direct players naturally towards the open routes, because routes change constantly, which is why they filled the map with arrows>valve supposedly made this under the reasoning that "players love familiarity and playing the same maps.over and over" yet created a map that kills familiarity changing the layout and routes in a semi random fashion
>Take that!
>And that!
>And this!
>POW! Ha Ha!
>>528326998is that wings and boogie?
>>528327207That's a heavy duel
>>528327416Heavy doesn't have hair on his head.
Are they ever going to remove the razorback from the game so at least AT LEAST sniper can have 1 counter in the game?
Why is the post count going down?
every class in the game can counter sniper. it's called not moving in a straight line and respecting his LoS
there's far more counterplay you can employ against a good Sniper than a good Scout. Against a highly skilled Scout, you just die. If he finds you, it's over.
>>528327872Heavy and Pyro can easily kill a highly skilled Scout.
>>528328127Heavy can if he's skilled at tracking an unpredictable Scout jumping in his face point blank.
Pyro will never defeat a highly skilled Scout.
>>528328286>Pyro will never defeat a highly skilled Scout.Yes they can just by spinning around while holding m1.
disgusted by the low IQ monkeys that can't handle something changing or following directions on a wall
People who complain about Sniper would make for shitty Medics and I say that unironically
I don't get the whole demofloyd thing, it's just not funny? At least when people spammed the fuck outta Sneed they made a stupid amount of effort to be creative with their nonsense.
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>Typical Colors' sniper has both Desert Eagle and Mac-10 as his secondaries
How come TF2 sniper doesn't have them?
>>528329447I find Sneed funny because of how exists outside of /tv/.
Most board culture is trash unless it was /fit/, and even that golden age met its twilight with the peak known as /fitlit/.
>>528327872>Against a highly skilled Scout, you just die. If he finds you, it's over.this is just objectively incorrect. scouts for all they're worth still die in 2 hits. look at any invite logs, all the generalists classes can diff scouts and they do it very often
https://logs.tf/3878695
Scouts ARE typically at the top in kills but only because they are "cleanup" classes. If I deal 150 damage to a scout, more often than not the only person who can finish that kill is a scout hitting a 30 damage chip shot. This is shown by seeing 5 out of the top 6 in total damage in that log being explosives. meanwhile 2 of the top 4 in total kills being scouts
>>528329447People are mad because of something he died almost a year ago.
>>528329447It's only funny to shartynigs because they're 70 IQ autistic monkeys that think spamming the same thing for literal years is funny (see: soijaks)
>>528330574Wojak reaction images > Anime girl reaction images
Use to hate goldrush and hoodoo now theyโre my favorites. Is itโs just a noob thing to despise this maps? They seem unpopular
>>528329857Noone mentioned competitive
>>528330812you need to go back.
>>528330979no one mentioned foot fetishest pornography either
regardless high level scouts in pubs are dealt easily by going minisentry engineer
>>528331006I never used sharty.
why wouldn't a person use a website where they'd actually be welcomed at?
>>528331392if you love wojaks and hate anime you'd love it there. much more than here.
>>528331719Doesn't have my favourite generals.
>>528332431for someone who does literally nothing but complain about this general it doesn't seem like it's your favorite, at all. for your own health you should leave
>>528332431You don't even play the game.
>>528331176The original post wasn't related to Scout's viability at all, it's about how Sniper has counterplay. I don't fully agree with what that guy was saying but Sniper has far more counterplay than many people make him out to, where they assume every Sniper is an aimbot playing in third person and will instantly kill anyone who enters his line of sight. You are correct too in that Scout is weaker in a normal TF2 environment, Payload or otherwise,, but much stronger in a wide open map like KotH or 5CP where he also has fewer enemies to deal with.
In my younger and more vulnerable years, I despised Junction. As a veteran TF2 player, I now realize that Junction is the best map in the game. Is disliking Junction a telltale earmark of a n00b?
>>528332942>Kiraramid, Erika mogs. but yes your post is correct
>>528330979Comp scouts are good scouts, theyre a good benchmark for what a good player can do without using clutch weapons
>>528329713Wtf is typical colors
>>528332942why the fuck did you even respond to me then
>>528332942good image
didn't read
What should the next OP be?
>>528333978pornography starring your mother
>>528333978ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>528334051That was already the op like a week ago. Please suggest a new tranime image. Iโm sure you have plenty.
>>528334384that one didn't have konata though
>>528333978>>528334384Sure here you go, this one was just made
>>528128236
>>528333209>typical colorsA TEMU clone of TF2 made with Roblox's engine.
>>528333978The Mobster. To make anti-emporium people cry.
Typical Colors sounds like one of the 20 or so tf2 sourcemods, like the one with 4 or 8 teams or whatever that was
demofloyd should make the next thread
>>528335035if you do, everyone will ignore you and go to another thread. as usual.
>>528335124im not demofloyd
>>528335732Coming here for tf2 is like going to /v/ for video games. This is the demoschizo and spamming the thread with anime girls to piss him off thread (starring Blessed)
>>528332769Yes I do bitch I have over 2k hours.
>>528333743>good imagekys yoself
>>528335504If you like anime above the age of 20 you are a manchild loser.
>>528336268and how do you know that?
>>528336437a soldier for toddlers more like it.
>>528336517Prove it. You can't even name your favourite class/map
>>528336664yea like all of them
>>528336739>classSniper
>mapDon't have one.
>>528336983>Hours: 0LMAOOOO
I'm going to make the next thread.
>>528337031I literally have an image on my computer of my stats, but they're outdated now.
New Atlanta servers?
I've never had an official server <70 ping
>>528337343You literally have 0 hours in the game LMAO
>>528337536fuck off with your stupid shit no one's going to fall for your edits
>>528337202>>528335124
>>528337669Nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur cope
someone make the next thread NOW or else someone will put something that makes me butthurt on it!!!!!!!
>>528337818early threads are against the rules.
>>528337873Incorrect, people make early threads all the time.
>>528338015they can and will get deleted. especially if you're dumb enough to try it this early
>>528336890Is this that old man yaoi Iโm always hearing about?
>>528337383halifax never EVER
>>528337729PC can't run the game or something?
>>528339641F2? What does that mean?
>>528339927Vote kicking someone from the match
>>528339927TF2 without the T
>>528340159voice (me): thanks!
>>528340159>Early thread>Not the floyd editionTerrible thread.
>>528340159NEED A SENTRY HERE!
>>528340159>on time thread>Not the floyd editionBased thread.
>>528340550fake snaildier thread, this is floydschizo impersonating him, do NOT engage