Thread 528146738

I Want To Get Cemented Edition

>News
Patch 32.4.2: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24205944/32-4-2-patch-notes
The LOST CITY of UN'GORO https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24204896/adventure-calls-from-the-lost-city-of-un-goro-hearthstone-s-next-expansion
Arena Overhaul https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24208800/hearthstone-arena-expands-with-new-underground-mode
Year of the raptor announcement with plans for the year: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24177978/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-raptor
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news

>Decklists
https://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck lists
https://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)
https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta report
https://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch notes
https://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks

>Deck trackers & statistics
https://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck tracker
https://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck tracker
https://heartharena.com/ – arena helper
https://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper

>Misc.
https://playhearthstone.com/ – official website
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wiki
https://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournaments
https://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker

>helpful links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' article on gaming mentality
https://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit\

Previously >>527425376

>>528146738 (OP)
This card is straight up terrible right?

>>528146846
>5/7 for 6 mana
yup, she gets mogged by boulderfist ogre

Reminder this is the type of deck the master deck builders here at /hsg/ are packing

>>528147343
isn't this just one of blizzard's prebuilts

>>528146747
you have 2 copies of poison breath that don't do anything worth while unless you draw your 1-of threads, and then you need to spend 7 mana to clear on most board states. Wild pyromancer/breath is 4 mana, doesn't need any outside activator and with 2 copies each of pyro/breath you're both more likely to draw the combo, have a chance of doing it twice, and pyro is flexible enough as a card to be useful without breath.

bring back the mages spamming aoe arena meta instead of this vomiting everything on the board and druid autowins meta

>>528147525
From the looks of it he edited to make it worse. Took zilliax and ysera out so there was nothing worth cheating out with maladaar.

>>528147575
ok makes sense
i will change it
>>528147873
>Took zilliax and ysera out
didnt like them
removed rat too because it felt like a self grief card and replaced it with stonehill defender

>>528148212
the point of rat is that you play it on a turn you're about to clear the board so that something your opponent might need to win the game also gets removed. Or versus aggro they might only have small minions so pulling something out of their hand will give you an opportunity to spend your mana on removal.

More protoss slop coming in the new expansion due to the the new 5 mana priest spell

>>528148624
Resussy is for getting the 3/3 that gives bandages so that you can OTK with the 7/7. But you're right it'll probably be played in aggro, its so many stats and sticky.

>>528148624
All of the SC cancer should've honestly been HoF'd on rotation.

>>528148893
anon its all rotating out of standard on rotation

>>528148979
I obviously meant the last rotation.

>>528148979
>>528149068

nvm I read it wrong. I haven't slept yet.

>vs druid
>turn 1 coin into bitterbloom
>turn 2 bitterbloom

>>528149219
if he doesn't have tree on 3 it's kinda over

>>528149734
>t3
>He discovers another knight and plays it
It's so fkn OVER.

>>528148549
thanks, i still feel like id rather have stonehill defender than rat because i need good taunt to tank for leeches
whats wrong with acolyte of death btw?

>turn 4
>believe it or not
>2 more knights

>>528149219
Protoss Mage shits on imbue Druid

They should do an expansion based on The Crossing from Warcraft 3 where Garithos sends all sorts of enemies after you.

>>528150214
Warcraft?

>>528150138
Between baron, toysnatching giest, sanguine infestation and headless horseman, I don't know why you need more draw/value. Maybe try ending the games quicker? Foamrender is pretty good for that too.

>>528150138
>Tank for leeches
You... You think leeching the opp to zero is your wincon?

>>528151267
yes i think thats the problem
my playstyle is too slow for how aggresive you have to play the game
>>528152113
well it helps me tank combos so and deals a lot of dmg if i have combo like husk + sanguine infestation so i have to do everything to protect them no?

>make a deck of pure beasts
>put renethal in there so i have more rope time
>queue wild ranked and alt tab
>complete draw cards (beasts are 2x :) )
incredible event

>>528152969
Holy shit you are bad. Like conceptually bad.
100% diaper brained.

>>528150214
youre getting the "coras gossip based argument at the office featuring food puns" expansion and you'll like it

Daycare expansion any day now.

>>528153359
OMG i can not wait for the "foodify" keyword !

>>528153489
Food brawl, give every minion a random food related deathrattle and equip each minion with a random food.
They all fight each other.

Should I grab the Starcraft miniset with gold? Seems like a ridiculous amount of cards and it looks like 90% of them are good.

>>528153350
yes anon we get it he's bad, very likely an actual new player who knows literally nothing about the game. Nobody is impressed that you're in plat while the other anon is in silver.

>>528153624
You always buy the minisets

>>528153624
they arent used and you missed the boat. they already burned all those cards to the ground and offered ample dust to refund them. i wish i could have bought it twice back then just to delete them for better cards

>>528153421
Finally, a controddler meta

>>528153421
funny you think any of these california based brain rotted devs have children or a legacy to leave

>>528154076
It's an adult daycare

>>528154076
No but imagine how funny Grommash as a baby would be. Now imagine an entire expansion of that and how funny it would be.

>>528152969
Here you can scroll down and find lots of decks that anons have shared
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.meta/text/To%20use%20this%20deck%2C%20copy%20it%20to%20your%20clipboard%20and%20create%20a%20new%20deck%20in%20Hearthstone/type/posts/
Here you can put the codes of the decks to get a better view of them https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/deckbuilder

>>528152969
Leeches aren't a wincon, you can only generate at most 10 of them through a game.
They are a board clear tool.
Also, no, you aren't "a slow play style" you just aren't actually advancing your gameplay towards a win, puts minions to face and don't do trump trades (5/9 going face is better than it clearing a 1/2 pirate).

>>528147343
imagine malding about new players
couldn't be me lol

Excavate and Titans were so good nothing is fun in standard currently.

>>528154354
Plus we could have a literal diaper card !

Multiclass (warrior, priest, dk, druid) weapon:
The biggest pamper - 3 cost 0/5
"When your hero takes damage, this loses durability. When this breaks, SOIL IT!"

I cannot fucking stand playing against any DH deck.

>>528155591
Soiling a diaper deals 5 damage to all non undead/mechs minions because of the smelly stink!

>>528155591
>>528156523
Do not forget about the baby renathal that increases starting health and deck size to 50

>>528156671
Renatoddler 1 1/3 taunt
your deck can contain 10 more cards, you start with 10 more health.

Retoddler 10 4/12 dragon
Battlecry if your deck has no duplicates, send all minions to the toybox!

>>528157315
The expansion still needs a baby reno

>>528150214
Garithos is a straight male with conservative values, so modern blizzard would never touch him.

Why is there no goblin hero skin
there are fucking random shit but no gobbos

I will play if they add gobbo hero skins

Are there no mono triple rune cards for DK in standard right now?

>>528157523
Who you think Retoddler is ;)
It does need a zeprys tho.

Baby Zephrys: 4 mana 4/5
Pick one of three perfect playdates

>slopstone threads
>still existing
what is this necromancy?

>>528158771
Kino

>>528159347
The inmates are running the asylum.

>>528158225
vampiric blood
grave strength
frostwyrms fury

If we shitpost hard enough about the daycare expansion they'll have to scrap the idea.

>>528159595
Fuck...

>>528160612
>>528159595
>>528159372
>>528158771
>>528158373
>>528157523
>>528157315
>>528156671
>>528156523

>>528161027
What

>>528159449
more like INNMATES, haha!

Which class should get a gobbo hero skin?

>>528161843
Hoho

>>528161843
hihi

My game client keeps closing

>>528161993
Goblins should be their own class, and it should be meta-warpingly powerful, and it should have new keywords related to shortstacks and gobbo asses

>>528162353
that's you shutting it subconsciously, trying to escape

>>528162353
You have to wake up.

forsen might get 12 wins this time

>>528165128
he's too regarded plus there are decks way better than his (if he doesn't discover aviana)

>draft pretty good spell mage
>get matched up against a shaman with nobundo lense so the entire board is fucking elusive 8/8 which I cant touch with anything
ebinnnnnnnnn
ebin ebin ebin

>>528165914
Shama is literally honest.

>>528165967
shaman is the least dishonest class in arena, worse than druids
all the fuckers do is grab the first imbue they see and then it's time to gamble every turn

>>528166145
Luck is a skill thoughbeit so gambling is honest. It's not like Druid or Priest where they grab the first imbue they see and then don't even have to gamble.

>>528161993
It's genuinely surprising to me Warrior hasn't gotten a Boom skin yet.

i won 3 ranked matches in a row
im silver 7 now

>>528167356
Are you learning yet little DKlet?

>>528167356
Oh yeah just use this fucking deck man give up on playing control and become an aggro metaslave.
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I think there's some stuff to change around in it but I don't feel like figuring it out. Just kill before you run out of steam.

I bet you guys play like forsen holding your 2 mana 7/8s for le future value

>>528169347
he was right to do that

i run into nothing but fucking control save me

>>528170802
play wheel warlock

>>528147609
>arena
brother you're playing a slot machine with unfixed odds it's never gonna be good

>>528170802
that will be the game until starships rotate sorry

>>528171407
Allah willing I will destroy whoever made starships a thing

>>528171403
it used to be good

>>528148624
and Umbra gives you -1 cost 5 times ( you already -10 cost mark)
Genius idea

forsen IS retarded huh

>>528172027
always has been

>>528172070
he used to be a pro THOUGH

>>528172658
The game was unironically easier back then because the "board churn" theory hadn't yet become popularized.

>>528167356
damn....
I kneel

yep thats a missed lethal setup

forsenbros...

big ritard pleyer

>>528161993
>>528158039
I've been asking for years. they threw us a bone recently with the gnome death knight short stack cope skins but still no goblins.

incredible throws from mr fors

is he for real

>>528176056
>>528177474
>>528177548
>>528180182
>>528180271
don't care
go back

>>528180420
no, YOU leave

>>528180420
go back where

>>528180602
twitch chat

Hello /hsg/! I like torturing people with milling.
How can i improve my Mill-Rogue deck on wild?
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I have problems with surviving, so i added bunch of lifesteal, but Eredar Brute doesn't seem to help with stalling.
Also what other mill decks should i try?

>>528181054
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>>528181054
mill will always get shit on by aggroGODS

forsenBlob

>>528181183
Thank you! I assume in this deck i have to stall till turn 10 and then deathrattle prize vendor as much as possible

>>528182050
Mill isn't just about winning, it's about cards we burn along the way

Alright made it to legend easily with a zeddy deck, only loss was due to a misplay caused by distractions IRL.
Now to play more meme decks...

a wise man had the following to say

>>528183737
tempo is dead because every archetype, even slow control decks, have mana cheats out the ass
there is too much mana cheating in the game, the original mana concept was an answer to MTG's problem of inconsistent mana draws, now HS has recreated the problem with everyone betting on their mana cheat draws

>>528184387
What mana is death knight cheating

Reminder to consneed turn 1 against any DH just to deny them tracker completion.

>>528184648
>what mana is the class with old innervate cheaitng

>>528184890
huh

>>528167356
I had three guys concede to me during mulligan in a row, I'm silver 10 now

>>528185273
>>528184890
Oh you‘re talking about horns of winter. That card isn‘t even relevant

>>528185450
some menagerie variants play it, but yes it's not very relevant
still, the class has mana cheats

>>528185527
But mana cheat is not the reason it‘s strong

WISP IS MANA CHEAT
DELETE IT FROM THE GAME

>people say control and dk are op
>people tell me i lose because i play control dk instead of playing aggro
i guess it works better in my elo but still kinda funny

>>528185775
no, wisp is just tempo

>>528183737
trvth nvke

>>528185903
Aggro is good in low elo because:
1. More shitters
2. More people playing aggro (ideally worse than you)
3. Lots of people picking metaslave legend control decks have no idea how to pilot them.

High ranks control is 100% more op

>>528185903
>people say control and dk are op
aggro sissies aren't people. every heard the story 'the boy who cried wolf'? that's them.

>>528185301
I do this so I can get rid of a win streak bonus

>>528185903
You are bad and don't know how to play a good deck. Aggro has more skill then people give it credit for, but you can easily win most matchups by simply playing your green cards when playing against equally as bad people. It's also far easier to climb with short games where it's over by turn 8 one way or another in 95% of games.

>>528186474
Notice how one of the tier 1 decks is a blowout deck that wants to create a huge board early before a board clear is playable and the other spams infinite ball hogs that do 6 damage each even if they never attack? You‘re just proving the point that control decks are warping the meta around them right now

>>528187704
always fascinating to watch how you rats attempt to warp the facts into your favor

>>528188009
Nopussygamer just got rank 1 playing a bunch of control decks that are weak according to you. You should let him know dh is better

>>528188494
I truly don't care about your para-social relationship with twitch streamers.

>>528187704
extremely Jewish "reasoning"

>>528188996
So the rank 1 played having climbed there purely with control decks isn‘t relevant when we‘re discussing the meta?
>>528189010
Jewish reasoning would be diaperfags claiming they want board to matter and “fight for board“ when in reality they want to just fight the board by clearing it every turn and relying on their inevitability to win instead

>>528189410
shut your mouth filthy kike

drooling aggroniggers are just beyond my comprehension
third game in a row against DH and he plays tax policy without having a single deathrattle minion died yet

>>528190546
return policy doesn't require any minions to die noob

>>528191003
any deathrattle minions played, whatever
I don't play nigger decks, unlike you who seems to be an expert

I dropped so much i‘m facing imbue paladin

>>528192675
what the fuck nigga pick it back up

>>528193023
more like pack it up

>8 mana play on turn 3
ebin ebin ebinn I love druidddsss xdijsdfgkjgsdfhhfsdhjkvbfsdg

>>528194105
shouldve played around it

>>528194350
yeah man
but dont worry next turn he played a pyromaniac and with a single cast he nailed that warrior legendary spell that boosts the stats of every minion in the deck
awesome stuff man love this shit I feel really good going into the redraft because I felt like my deck really played a role here
fkpsdfkph dshjbokfkohjsdklhiobgfgklhbdfs gliolkbh

how is battlegrounds? I quit almost 3 years ago and kind of got an itch to play it again

>>528197451
its shit. its fine to just afk and only glance at it once every 3 mins

ooh almost had the druid on the ropes there but cant have that in hearthstone arena where druid can do whatever the fuck it wants
time to discover the most broken legendary to stop me... twice! ebin ebin ebin ebinsdfjhsdfhgdsfghufdshgisdfhuob

>>528181183
What is the combo?

>>528203250
>(optinally)give amalgam rush by killing an escape pod next to it
>give deathrattles of amalgam, prize vendor and gnomelia to archdruid (this is a lot of mana so set up gnomelia with cursed campaign 2 turns earlier)
>empty your deck with diaperlock shenanigans
>play and kill off a bunch of druids that do aoe, shuffle themselves, draw themselves and mill the opponent (best with darkmarrow, else rush them in)
technically works as pure mill without gnomelia but kills much slower

so if I'm not cursing every druid alive this threads really dead huh

>>528161993
>>528158039
sex with femgoblins NOW

>>528211986
you do the hard necessary work no one else can

>>528194689
nah it wasn't your deck's fault, it was you for picking hunter.

dead hand
dead board
dead thread
dead game

>don't draw ball hog
>die
kino moment

>>528234448
If this game were righteous and fair and unrigged you'd draw all of the cards you needed exactly when you needed them every game.

>>528235113
why don't they just let you pick your starting three cards per deck? HUH?

no fucking way ancient of cora is supposed to work with resurrection

>>528240059
what the fuck does this mean?

>>528240376
He doesn't like Ancient of Yore going dormant again to draw and gain armor anytime it's given reborn or a deathrattle to resummon itself.

>reading about the absolute shitshow happening with Snap
HA HA HA, you guys still want me to come back?

>>528242240
tldr?

>>528242240
To summarize:
>Earlier this year, due to the TikTok ban thing that happened, Snap devs Second Dinner (headed by Brode), split away from their Chinese based publisher NetEase
>NetEase goes on to Marvel Rivals, which is a massive hit, while Second Dinner finds a smaller U.S. based publisher to work with
>this gives Second Dinner actually more say and control in which direction they want Snap to go
>the recent Snap update introduces an event with the Kid Omega card, a ridiculously OP card (decks have a 61% winrate that include him)
>that ONE card costs $100 of real money in-game currency
>there's also an option to purchase it with free currency that you can earn during the event, but players have figured out that because the free cost is so astronomically high and the free currency rewards are so low, you WILL have to spend real money on whatever the remainder is after using all your free currency
>players are now livid at Second Dinner, actively encouraging others not to spend a single dime on this card or the event

Thanks Ben!

>>528244693
>NetEase goes on to Marvel Rivals
I had no idea what this meant until 4th reread where I remembered Marvil Rivals is a different game than Marvel Snap

are any of the blizzard default decks good
i can't get a single win with the mage one

>>528247428
Do you mean loaner deck?

>guy goes AFK at start of match in ranked
>he comes back when he has 8 mana
>fights tooth and nail even though he has 10 HP and i have 30+10 HP
just fucking concede for fuck's sake why are you dragging this out

>>528247969
the auto-created core decks
like core mage core rogue etc.

>>528248071
They're trash

>>528248071
No anon they're absolute trash made with only free cards. The intent being that you lose and have to actually participate in the deck building feature to try and fix the mess youv'e been given. Frankly just making a blank deck and letting it autofill with cards is going to give you a better deck.

>>528248161
>>528248882
ok i'll try that
because yeah i'm losing to players who i'm pretty sure are playing random cards

>>528248928
When you make a custom deck and press the "complete my deck" button the game at least attempts to assemble a coherent deck out of the cards you own based on blizzard's internal winrate data.

I have pretty close to a complete collection so when I pressed it gave me a deck that was 2 cards away from being a very competitive aggro priest deck, though the 2 cards it choose to cut were kind of questionable even then. Pictured here on the right.

On the left is "core priest' which is chock full of cards nobody has even attempted to put in their deck.

>>528249380
That's kind of crazy

i cant believe im saying this (holy fuck why it has to be this fucking orctard class) nebeula shartman might be the deck that i can keep playing until cora(and zeddy) fucking die

>>528249380
well with a sample size of 1 i just rolled some guy with this protoss mage deck
i didn't think i had enough protoss cards to make a protoss deck, i only had 22/30 of the ones for the premade deck

>>528251485
>only 1/2 colossi
you're gonna lose a bunch

>>528251485
I'd really suggest if at all possible removing Rag and kalecgos for tidepools, and siamat for 2nd colossus.

>>528251604
>>528251715
i'm kind of new and don't have seconds of those cards but thank you for the advice
i made some "complete my deck" decks of every class and i'm gonna try 'em out

>>528183737
he is right about everything and also tons of "pro" gamers will make fun of anyone daring to play a deck that isn't the approved broken ones. it's insane blizzard still balances their game around a dead esport instead of simply making tons of fun cards viable and nerfing boring shit to the ground

>>528251902
Tide pools the location, not a 2nd "Tidepool pupil", you might have Tide pools since its a common

>>528252172
ah, nope, i got a lot of emerald dream packs, a moderate number of starcraft packs, but not so many perils in paradise packs. i'm dumping gold into it now as i get it

>>528252134
Bold of you to assume that Blizzard knows how to make cards viable outside of just attaching draw and mana cheat to them.

>>528252351
you could literally start by buffing every single card that sees 0-2% play right now
would you rather play the current meta or a new patch tomorrow with 400 buffed cards and just see what happens? I know what I would prefer because I play games for fun not to grind ranks for worlds

I dont play the game any longer, i used to do xp calculations in these threads for anons that needed to know if they would get to level 100 blablabla
Anyhow my friend asked me to keep his account clear of quests for a couple weeks that he is off the country.
>Sure thing no problem
PLAY 500 CARDS IN RANKED LMAO
So i guess that by the time i get this quest im just making a deck with cheap cards and draw and just throwing games on wild
500 fucking cards
>but anon you would get these FIVE FUCKING HUNDRED CARDS playing normally over the week
fuck off
So happy i abandoned this shit
Still wanna suck Cora's fat milkers until i pass out tho

i am on the verge of dusting my golden q'onzu. there's no way he'll ever see play even with this quest right?

>>528252879
yes, it's useless

>>528252879
why is it that you think q'onzu wouldn't see play in discover mage? It's one of the higher tempo options you have

>>528254940
You're not wrong in that, but I can only imagine that this quest is going to be played in a 30 spells deck. Tidepool and Q'onzu are cute, but when you weigh it up against Malfunction, Manufactoring Error and, C*ra forbid, Yogg in the Box. I know what I'd choose. Unless I'm missing something super obvious here, seems kinda ass.

>>528242240
YES
>umm chud hs gonna be p2w
it already is, and atleast the game is gonna be fun for once

>facing actual Chinese #4xxx btag accounts in arena
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

i hope this gives me cards good enough to escape silver 6

>>528258279
Silver 6 is a mindset. I could hit legend easily on a new account with one of the loaner decks they give you.

Tho whomever posted the silly little warlock archdruid deck thanks, it's fun, even if I made it worse by adding the bettle :)

>>528258279
legendaries i got: shudderblock, volcoross, artanis, archimomde
any of them good?

>>528258279
Good controddler piggy, now oink for blizzydaddy~

>>528259694
well according to /hsg/ i made a loaner deck worse by adding cards i like so if i have more cards i can add good cards that i like
>>528259971
its only 20eu

>>528259971
oink! OINK! OIIIIINK!!!!

>>528260061
>well according to /hsg/ i made a loaner deck worse by adding cards i like
This is factually accurate

>>528260061
Having more cards doesn't mean you'll add good ones, just that you have more bad cards.
Once more, learn how deck building and synergistic building works, go look up decks people take to legend with any amount of commonality, TCGs are just consistency games.

>>528259971
roguetards/aggrotards/combotards are the least likely to spend money on the game since these decks are cheap
the fact that you parasite scum still have game to play is because of the whale gods keep the game alive know your place cuck

>roguetards/aggrotards/combotards are the least likely to spend money on the game since these decks are cheap
>the fact that you parasite scum still have game to play is because of the whale gods keep the game alive know your place cuck

>roguetards/aggrotards/combotards are the least likely to spend money on the game since these decks are cheap
>the fact that you parasite scum still have game to play is because of the whale gods keep the game alive know your place cuck

>>528260901
trvke

>>528259895
help

>>528259895
yes but deck is very expensive, no, not really, no

>>528262403
Those legendaries are all build-arounds for specific decks. Maybe Archimonde is playable for you if you have enough of the demon generation cards

>>528261353
>>528261561
i never got these kind of reaction thanks roguecuck lmao

Diaper status?
Blow out.

>>528264085
parasiteroguetard opinions like yours never matter

>>528266118
you are silver 6

>>528266118
you are top 200 legend

>>528266118
you have never played a game of hearthstone in your life

low rank always the most fun go watch high rank players stream they all play against the same decks winning losing the same fucking ways you have to be fuckin insane to say that shit is fun

>>528267410
i wish lmao

>>528267585
the worst part is they will run tier 1 meta decks that practically play themselves and then say they're good at this game

i milled all my legendaries and epics and crafted mill warlock ppl posted here because it looks funny and win con is basically dealing damage from combo so it should be more meta friendly than my pseudo control playstyle

>>528267898
I hope you have the 175 IQ required to play the deck properly.

>>528268051
oh no.......

>>528267898
hahahahaha

>>528268093
anon there were multiple posts in that thread about this deck being complicated.

>>528267898
>Be dogshit player
>Burn all your cards to netdeck a hard deck
>Refuses to craft an easier deck because MAH HONOR!1 (A shield against the reality that you suck at the game)
Iconic moment lmao.

>>528269137
bet they disenchant something great too

Hog demon hunter is kind of bussin.
>Hide behind your servants, I will still find you!

>play bg duos
>quillboard forcing retarded mobile gamer teammate doesn't have the APM to keep up with a grave narrator
>lose

>>528272541
zesty ah elf

which leggos are you going to craft day 1?

>>528274909
none I will wait for the meta to settle while farming shitty value decks with hog dh

>>528275094
sucks to be a dustless meta slave

>>528274909
None, they all suck.
t. WILDCHUD

Seems the local hardstuck silvyboy is having her sissy melty again! HA HA HA

i cant fuckign win with this troll deck
whats the point of playing it when everyone plays imbue spam that instawins

>>528278560
>Make a hard tier 2-3 deck
>Lose
lol

tier 2 is still above 50% winrate, tier 3 is barely below.

People cry about powercreep but the when i look back the meta was so much more fun back in alterac valley for example when everything was broken. Thief rogue, owl warlock, battlecry shaman, kazakusan dh, zarimi priest. There‘s no fun decks like that right now. Everything is so slow. Imbue decks even feel like arena decks

>>528279342
how are you gonna reach legend with a 50.1% winrate deck?

>>528279642
surely you can't be that retarded

>>528279761
you simply won't

not my deck, retard

>>528272541
what are even DHs? Elves that seethed for ten thousand years?

>>528284017
elves that dislike demons so they became demons to defeat them

>>528284017
elves that took on demonic powers to hunt demons

>>528284150
>>528284162
thank you, but why the seething? they all sound mad as hell

>>528284017
>Mortals who voluntarily taint themselves with fel magic to hunt and destroy demons.
>Undergo ritualistic eye removal to gain spectral sight, allowing them to see demonic auras and detect hidden enemies.
>Learn to warp fel energy through intense meditation and physical trials.

>>528284274
illidan was the first demon hunter and he set the culture
he was a big seether

>>528284381
He is also a 10000 year old simp for his brother's wife whom barely cares about him except when she gets assmad at Malfurion.

>>528284274
small dicks

>>528284274
you gotta be deranged to become a demon hunter
simple as

>>528284457
Illidan: I will prove myself to you, my beloved. Tyrande: Raw power is no match for true strength

>>528284559
DHs have cocks?

>>528284765
The male ones do.

By the way you niggas you really play some world of warcraft.
If you never played it, for 12 euros you can play for hundreds of hours within a month.

>>528284765
the female ones do

>>528274909
>quit hearthstone on craters of un'goro
>return to hearthstone on another un'goro expansion

wtf did they mean by this?

>>528285503
Hello Satan

>at below 16 health
>your duo partner still greeds
I hate these "people" so much its not even funny anymore

why cant you interact with opponents locations in any way

>>528287557
theres a neutral that destroys a location I think

i won my first mill match (it was a mirror)

>>528290179
gg anon

>>528290179
neither of you did the combo correctly am I right

>>528291035
Neither of them did it correctly, no.

>queue into warlock
>have 20 minutes of my time wasted
>queue into mage
>have 20 minutes of my time wasted
>queue into death knight
>have 20 minutes of my time wasted
>queue into warrior
>have 20 minutes of my time wasted
How are people even playing this garbage game right now? I can barely force myself to do quests

>>528294779
I havent played since the imbue hunter nerfs. I really doubt even the biggest control toddlers are having fun atm. they dont want to face each other

>>528294779
you conveniently forgot paladinm shaman and druid

oh my fucking god why is he roping every turn

>>528295413
but those games are over fast?

>>528295467
he's thinking

>>528295040
Pretty funny how guys like zeddy and kibler who are always crying for control decks to be good don‘t play the game when they are
>>528295413
Those don‘t make up the majority of my opponents and when i do face them i‘m not held hostage for 20 minutes unless i concede

>>528290280
was this actually you or are you congratulating me
>>528291035
a lot of things happened

>>528295924
>Pretty funny how guys like zeddy and kibler who are always crying for control decks to be good don‘t play the game when they are
they want to "control" as in bully board based decks. then they want to play for value in a game thats already over for 10 more turns. you can see this every time zeddy fights a greedy deck getting annoyed that they "highroll" him

fucking druids

forsenBlob imp dek

It's hard not to believe streamers have special seeds when they always get 1st in a lobby with infinite gold.

>>528294779
In the good old days you could put in 2 highmanes in your hunter deck to be favoured against control warrior. Holy fuck wat a timeline

he skipped wretched queen because he didn't know its an imp LUL

>>528299906
having sex with druids!

It's hard not to believe streamers have special needs when you see forsen play arena

jesus fucking christ

this guy is retarded

the problem with this game is that good player cant always win with a bad deck but bad player can sometimes win with good deck

>>528302153
>>528302752
>>528302836
Who are you watching?

>>528300940
that then fed into your hyenas and you swung for 8 damage. those were crazy times.

>>528303460
mr fors stumbling through arena

>>528303453
That's all card games, and it's part of the genre's appeal. It's just a problem of striking the right balance between random chance introducing variety and making every game an open question, and making your own efforts and merits irrelevant.

>>528303460
forsen

good BM xD

why are quilboars allowed to gain tripple the stats of every other tribe?

lame

>ANOTHER protoss mage
i sleep

im back to silver 10
i dont understand how to win with this deck
i NEVER get cards like amalgam archdruid prize vendor etc when i need them

>>528309805
you're supposed to literally draw your whole deck.

Your end of your deck will never be nigh. Your deck will never be barren.

>>528309921
is there any video that shows how to do it? i dont understand how im supposed to be even halfway through without dying to druid imbuing every turn by spamming spells

>>528310196
no one's ever made a video on this deck, sorry :/

>>528310332
damn

>>528310196
Watch the Master's Tour, it was played by one of the guys who made it to the final because it dabbed on Starship DK

>>528310196
the deck hinges in the interaction between Ancient of Yore and reborn/dormant given by Eternal Layover and Cursed Campaign.

In that you should be
1. Keeping 1 copy of ancient of yore in the mulligan
2. planning your turns so that you can kill your own ancient of yore with eternal layover while wiping your opponent's board or
3. putting your first copy of cursed campaign on the yore then possibly casting conflagrate on it.
4. also darkmarrow doubles the deathrattle from ultralisk cavern, you should be keeping ultralisk cavern and nydus worm in the mulligan as well

>>528310196
Stream vod of maxie playing it
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2486972914

forsen is doing it

>>528314323
nah he's about to learn a harsh lesson about druids in arena

yep looks like a druid game

oh well, at least there will be more hearthstone streams

Is this general basically just one retard talking to himself about a streamer now? Start a blog, tranny.

Should you mulligan the shadowstalker? Especially going second it seems very good.

>>528315930
we're at least two
and streamer talk is still higher quality content than meta bitching

>>528315930
forsen is /hsg/core, don't like it, leave it

>>528316168
anon nobody has any idea what deck or format you're playing just by saying that you have shadowstalker in your deck

>>528316529
Just generally in arena, seems like a I win card

>>528316830
very resonable if you already have a 2 or if you have a lot of 2s in deck

>>528316216
>>528316323

>>528315930
there's at least 3 unless the other guy replies to himself sometimes

This deck is so fun

So they actually killed Arena?

Because I don't think I will literally ever going to buy a ticket again

>just claimed my second to last tavern regular skin
are they going to add more of them or no? is it EOS?

Damn demon hunter can‘t to shit about nebula

>>528321883
they can kill you before you play it if they aren't retarded.

>>528321964
I‘m doing very well vs dh. Just need to survive to turn 7

>>528320024
so fun doing the same combo every game on turn 8

>>528322659
mentally and emotionally prepare yourself for the inevitability that if you keep winning your mmr will eventually rise to the point where your DH opponents are no longer retarded and will just kill you before you do your combo, more often than not. Shaman is one of DH's better matchups.

>>528322903
Yea, killing a diaperfag from full with triple fyrakk is amazing

>>528323117
see you in 10 games

(from now on)
jesus, learn some english pablo

>>528274909
the hunter minion
I will be playing discover burn hunter before the kill it 2 weeks after launch because diaper knights will endlessly bitch and moan about it
muh solitaire, muh fun and interactive, muh leeroy jenkins created a strategy etc etc

>>528320259
yes, they killed arena as a sustained game mode in order to make the few hardcore arena autists pay money
they got 50 eurobucks out of me, figured they deserve that for letting me F2P for years

here is your triple fyrakk bro
https://www.twitch.tv/clarkhellscream/clip/LittleWittyDurianDancingBanana-Ykx67vLlQFyIxZUG

>>528327496
the burndown for lethal was also the literal 60th mana of fire spells too.

>>528327496
god I hate that fag

Countermatchup btw

When are they removing imbue?

>>528331808
sorry to tell you this but there is going to be more imbue cards released in last miniset of this year.

I just played quadruple fyrakk and it insantly played lumia..

>>528331959
But why? Who the fuck enjoys imbue?

>>528332941
everyone who doesnt want to think to hard and enjoys the imbue decks that play themselves (pretty much all of them except maybe hunter)

My new wife CANNOT be this cute

>>528333245
So when is this shit ending? I'm already bored of it and I started a week ago.

>>528333793
Imbue rotates out of standard spring 2027

>>528334185
there's no fucking way this shit will last 2 more years
2 more years of dropping whatever imbue card you have and tapping hero power and hoping you won? what the fuck?

>>528334308
Don't worry, they'll powercreep it out of the meta to sell new packs so you get to experience a new form of cancer.

>>528334308
Imbue is not even close to the most cancerous deck types we've had in the past

>>528334308
they'll either print more broken cards or nerf the imbue garbage if it sees play for too long.

>>528325240
10 games later. Is this enough to call the deck good?

>>528334963
get top 300 and I'll be impressed.

>>528335809
I climbed from 2.3k to top 1k in one sitting. I swear this deck is broken

>lost the game because the retarded animations were so fucking long my round ended before i could rush 18/18 minion
awesome game design blizzard

it feels like there's an unnaturally low amount of games where my opponents just roll over and get fucked
this should happen sometimes. not often, but like.. sometimes. they should just have bad draws. they shouldn't be able to fight back against several powerful turns every single game
it just doesn't feel right. game is either rigged or maybe decks are just too good these days but idk. even then, where are my opponents' bad draws? they just don't exist
just shouldn't be possible that EVERY game is some kind of sweatfest. doesn't make sense just from a math pov. where are the draws where they have literally nothing to do until turn 5? those should exist. it's *as though* there's some kind of algorithm that tries to make sure each game has "action"

>>528336759
play faster slowpoke

>>528336759
play faster retard

>>528338954
>>528339656
fuck you speed up your card draw animation and fix your shit game blizzard

i think i finally did it right

>>528341154
congrats silver-kun

>>528341154
>imbue pally
okay now paly it against something thats threatening

>>528343662
He is a new player in silver rank, he's not going to face a real player playing a real deck until he wins 50 more games.

>>528344875
if thats silver rank then whats bronze rank

>>528345579
He had enough self awareness to realize he's bad and try to netdeck to improve it even if he fucked himself by trying to play a complex deck that also isn't ideal for the meta he'll be facing. Bronze doesn't even have that.

>>528345579
A formality. Nobody is bad enough that they'd be expected to stay in bronze rank.

letting mana go above 10 was a mistake

>>528347547
disagree

brawl should cost 6 mana

>>528347565
kill yourself

>>528347712
not even half as broken as corpse explosion

>>528347898
No

>protoss mage
kill yourself

dirty rat is mandatory

I'd be mad if this happened to me. Especially after I spent money on a skin.

>>528354082
>le chicken suit costume xD
why would someone buy that skin

Thoughts on this combo?

Before combo turn , you cheat out briar spawn drake with chemical spill, you play the location and equip the axe. And then on the combo turn you spawn briar spawn drake with 3 mana spell, copy it with location, destroy the egg from the location, swing with weapon, play legendary, deal 30+ damage to the opponent.

>>528294779
And some posters claim that we are in an aggro meta.

How do you beat this comp?
thank god murlocs werent in

>>528274909
Not any, I'm a pay pig with 160 packs and 8000 gold

>>528284274
Sargeras wanted Illidan to be his avatar since Illidan's body had a special trait that he can take in great power and not instantly die. Like a perfect container. It's also why Xe'ra, the naaru prime wanted Illidan to be its avatar. He has the body of a perfect flesh puppet.

Sargeras mindbroke him by showing him the full expanse of the infinite Legion and blinding him. Instead of giving up and joining Sargeras, he became super paranoid and angry instead. For as much as people meme Illidan to be about Tyrande, most of his portrayal was being paranoid about demons because Sargeras mind raped him.

Think of a doomsday prep fanatic in real life. It's like that. Except he 100% knows the demons are coming. That's why in legion when the big demons finally came and all the big heroes were dropping, Illidan was having fun because now everyone has to deal with the problem.

When they had a choice to close the portal (demons can come back to life unless you kill them in a special way), Illidan kept it open and basically forced everyone to deal with the problem for good or die. They ended up winning because they all actually went to the core of the problem (the quick revival of demons).

The other DHs basically got their lives ruined by demons and so they follow the plans of the one who really really hated the boss of the demons.

>>528369592
thanks for the lore dump.

>>528284274
>>528284150
Isn't this the plot of Blade (1998)

>>528369886
Nah man, Blade was a vampire who could eat garlic.

>>528374776
Dark gift, give a minion a bigger dick.
If it doesn't have one already, give it a normal sized dick.

>>528333630
Why does it say "I know its name"?

>>528376228
Because the game is rigged and the cards you draw are predetermined and not random.

>>528376276
So that text changes to the name of the next card in your deck?

>>528341154
it's one of the more fun decks to master atm.

>>528336052
murmur is played in top 50 don't listen to the other guy. obviously the deck is great

>>528376276
thats one way to say your that your deck is

>>528376393
Yes the card tells you the name of the top card of your deck

>>528157667
We don't know if Garithos is straight through.

>>528377323
very likely he was buckbroken by elves

CAN MAGE PLEASAE FUCKING HAVE POLYMORPH BACK??? HOLY FUCK THIS META FUCKING SUCKS WITHOUT IT
OH BUT SHAMAN GETS TO KEEP HEX? GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>528378548
buy one get one freeze. If you can't beat them, join them.

>>528378548
shaman needs it more

>>528378820
SHAMAN DOESNT NEED SHIT
19248746 MILLION BATTLECRIES
GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>528378548
play khadgar

>>528379915
HOWS THAT PIECE OF SHIT SUPPOSED TO HELP ALL THE FUCKER DOES IS SUMMON MIRROR IMAGE FAGGOTS OR ARCANE INTELLECT WHEN I DONT FUCKING NEED IT

>>528376276
I thought the algo changed your draws to make you win or lose though? So is your deck predetermined or dynamically changed to the algo's whims? Make up your mind rigfags

i think my w-l on mill warlock is something around 5-20 with 2 wins through mill

>>528379975
skill
issue

>>528379980
It rewrites your memory on the fly so you think that whatever it gives you is what the lookout said was on top of your deck.

why does my progress on some of the achievements not go up when I do the conditions?

>>528376747
>don't listen to the other guy
what other guy? the original premise was that this deck is fun which it isn't. you're playing the same combo every game.

>>528378548
Yea diaper mage needs more support

>>528382604
murmur is fun you can go tripple marin and go full random bs

wtf they timegated this grindy bullshit

>>528387945
oh no you gotta heckin hurry up and unlock some unplayable cards and packs you can't open yet

>>528387712
never saw them do that. always triple nebula or shooting themselves in the foot with fyrakk.

Just wait until I have 10 mana!

>>528388482
its a way to beat control

>>528388761
you need more than 6 random legendaries to beat control lol

>>528148624
god forbid priest gets a playable lategame deck for once

>>528388896
Right and Marin can generate a lot more than 6

>>528390423
in your hand where they don't pressure the board lol

>>528388761
You‘re not beating control with marin. The first shudder usually is for ysera and the second for fyrakk, nebula or malorne. You need to make a big board after your nebula turn if they clear it not try to win the long game by out valueing them. That‘s not going to happen

>>528390572
hex the 2/2 starship piece and they never will

>>528390572
Shaman enjoys such a huge mana advantage diaper can never pressure it

>>528391605
>>528391719
hmmm no

>>528391198
ok how do you make a huge board after getting cleared

>>528392439
Nebula, malorne minion, marin legendaries. I‘m not saying marin is bad but the value he generates is so overrated. You‘re not even fully making use of it when you play him once. 3 times is not needed

>>528343662
Imbue Paladin is one of the most aggressive an d oppressive mid-range decks in recent memory. You are fucking retarded.

>Imbue pala so agressive
>if they draw some of the 8 playable cards that cost less than 4 in their opening hand they can play a 2/3 on 2 into a 3/4 on 3
Its always funny listening to bronzies give their opinion about decks

never noticed before but Aranna's tits are quite succulent (in this art)

>>528398614
she was only 17.8 years old in that art you SICK FUCK

>>528395587
>never heard of aggro-lite

why is this 60% of anomalies? and why does it turn my teammate into a drooling retard every single time? it's like the bottle reduces their iq by 50 points

>>528400086
forgot my picture, guess I am also retarded

>>528398614
also why the hell is it called Songstress Aranna? no one ever sings and plays violin at the same time

>>528399496
Yes, I've heard the retarded term "aggro-lite" that some diaper shitter came up with because he didn't know the actual terms for deck archetypes. A deck that explodes onto the board turn 6 is not aggro.

>>528400432
the jew says otherwise
sorry not sorry

>>528400527
handbuff paladin and insanity warlock started dumping stats on turn 4, not turn 6 retard-senpai

>>528400869
unlike imbue paladin who doesn't play anything until turn 8!

>Play standard because millock is fun
>Only fin Mages, Priests and Paladins
Is this because I am in the dumpster of silver?

>>528405286
Yes, once you get to garbage legend, you face Paladins, meme Druid, Starship DK, and DHs while trying to draw cards for the daily with Mill Warlock instead.

>>528405663
I doubt I'll get to legend but noted.

>>528405286
>Is this because I am in the dumpster of silver?
not really. it's because the algorithm wants you to lose, get frustrated, and spend money on packs
matchups change with your mmr (very slightly), but the rigging doesn't cease

>>528407724
I am dumpstering most of them and I haven't bought packs with real cash ever.

>>528407868
>I am dumpstering most of them
got it. clock is ticking. have fun while you can

>>528244693
sounds like genshin impact or raid shadow legends or any number of gacha slop. people shit on hearthstone a lot but you WILL get the decks by just playing and doing dailies

>you're losing? it's the rigging
>actually I'm winning
>uh, well, it's still the rigging

>>528410298
>genshin impact or raid shadow legends or any number of gacha slop
the difference is that they're PvE focused
paying money to draw premium units to clear faster/have bigger numbers is vastly different from beating real living breathing players just by having more expensive decks

>>528409603
I close the game when I don't have fun :)

>>528412654
wiser than 99% of /hsg/

why did they remove almost every silence card

dude yes i love discovering cards with starcraft slop on it

>>528414806
Because far too many decks are reliant on deathrattle/reborn/starship bullshit, and being able to punish them for it isn't heckin fair.

>>528414806
so card text matters

>>528414806
i'd be unfair if control decks had a counter

>>528415490
silence is control
you control the board

>>528414806
It was too strong to be able to stop a buff. Starships cannot work well with silence

>>528415169
>>528415238
>>528415490
>>528415813
>>528416793
so basically the game would be fixed if there were more silence cards?

only if they're priest exclusive

fuck druids

>>528418125
No, battlecries are equally as meme bullshit powerful but have no counterplay beyond Rat and pray.

>>528146738 (OP)
>I Want To Get Cemented Edition
Me too

>log in
>raped by mech warrior who have 2 cubes and all combo cards
>raped by aggro dh who have double 5/5 on turn 4
>raped by double ghost shaman on turn 7 because shudder delete my hand
at least quest is complete...

Building a deck and playing the deck is DK's fucking weakness? LMAO

>>528445295
>challenging to pilot decks

is ballhog the lowest skill, highest reward deck to ever exist? I can't even think of old decks that compare, maybe some Leper Gnome deck that existed at some point?

>hex in deathrattle
>counterspell secret
>poison weapon
TOTAL KJ death

>>528446812
Literally every starship card

>>528446812
there are plenty of decks historically that just autopilot flowchart every turn
but yeah, the ball hog one is a perfect example of it

>playing warlock
>nothing but imbue paladins with infinite boards
>zero druids
>changed to rogue
>nothing but imbue druids with infinite boards
>zero paladins
BUT WE DONT SCAN YOUR DECK

>holy wrath into 125 ceaseless to face
im not even mad but this is beyond gay

>lose match
>next match
>top deck and flamestrike on cherry
such skill wow totally not rigged 50%

we are almost at a new expansion, what level in the rewards track did everyone get to? how much gold do we have saved up again?

>>528462660
oops forgpt something

>>528462390
Holy Wrath + the new card that tells you what's on top of your deck seems like a funny meme while returning to the good old Shervala Shotgun ways. Is there a way to shuffle him back into your deck if you draw Ceaseless?

>>528394343
lol you are retarded and wrong

>>528418125
for the most part, yes

>>528465428
don't tell them that the popular build of Imbue Paladin is actually a control deck, they're not ready for the trvth.

>>528464687
only sir finley

monk class will save us

Fix the fucking cpu bug already

Handbuff hunter seems pretty strong

>>528470678
> > force dx11

>>528470694
Just a braindead high roll deck

>>528470982
speaking....
not rigged i swear....

>>528471360
What are people even running librarian for

>>528471610
elusive shit.... i lost many games because someone rolled elusive

>>528471949
Guess it‘s good against warrior

>>528469020
A shame. Get on it, Cora. Just reprint Banker, it'll be good times to watch the Control decks just straight up die to 250 damage to the dome.

>>528411618
Yes, because sometimes the game is rigged against your opponent so you get to win.

>1 hour game vs 0/0 amalgam
how is this shit still ingame ?

>>528475138
why did you let that happen?

>>528471610
i use it on the enemy DK leeches to leave them with several useless 0/2s on the board taking up and to send a message

>>528471360
>bullying a menagerie bro, one of the last honest mans deck
consequences will never be the same

>>528475601
thats undead handbuff dude... he cheater 10/20 minions like 3 times

>>528475960
bro just run big game hunter lmao

We're in the big leagues now boys

>>528476220
librarian actually do same job....

Kerchow

who the fuck asked for this mercenary shit? waste of fucking dev time and resources

>>528477113
you'll be happy to know mercenaries was abandoned over a year ago.

>>528477228
lets fucking goooooooooooooooooooo

>>528445543
probably referring to the corpse mechanic. Would actually be an interesting resource management minigame if corpses weren’t so abundant and good corpse spending cards so few.

>>528478525
yeah they should really up the cost of corpses for all of the DK cards

Oh fuck off....
giving elusive to everyone biggest cora mistake

>>528482527
Looks like you were absolutely screwed either way.

>>528482527
oaky so what was your plan if he didnt have elusive?

Back to diamond five!

>>528483160
because 6 mana ran rape me 3 turns
>>528483232
Swd and blizzard in tess

Only one way to play standard

>>528483831
what happens if I use this against someone who played the lego demon that gives them an infinite deck of demons?

>>528484973
zero impact
because they refill every turn

>>528484973
It would destroy all 30 cards in their demon portal and then the demon portal would immediately refill with 30 new demons.

>>528483831
it kinda only works against imbue pally and (shit) fire mage.

>>528485187
when you facing 10 imbue niggers in row it help BUT next match this little mech sits in your starting hand and you facing aggro priest... fucking rigged shit

>>528485082
>>528485056
thats fucking gay

>>528485318
yeah exactly

>>528483831
Protoss mage shits on imbue paladin.

>>528486003
but im not prot mage
>nigger trying zilliax
>forgot he was transformed into 10/10 dragon
Collosissy only for emergency clears

>>528486471
I mean if you hate imbue paladin, just play protoss mage. Which is a decent deck instead of running steam cleaner.

>>528486984
game rigged anyway
i won next game rekt by imbue mage
next game imbue pala brick himself

>>528487135
What rank are you at that has imbue mage?

>>528489362
diamond10 it was protoss+imbue

>remove librarian
>game ended with 150 armor dh
>add librarian
>game ended on turn 8 asteroid face because i replaced steamcleaner
YOU CANT FOOL SYSTEM

>>528491171
How about you remove both of the garbage tech cards from your deck and just try to execute on your gameplan faster.

>add shit tech cards to deck
>turns out they're useless in most matchup (and even if they're useful in a matchup you need to actually draw them)
ALGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>528491683
try to read first

>>528491893
I got the same impression as that anon. You're a shitter and your decks are bad.

decktracker is cheat?

>>528493048
yeah. if you rely on it youre bad

can't wait to dust my 6 copies in two weeks when the nerf finally comes :)

>>528493923
Imbue paladin isn't good. DH is going to get nerfed first.

>>528493048
it also shows you when they draw ysera and other cards that revealed themselves to you in other ways

>>528493965
>DH
why?

>>528486984
But anon! That'd be a good, high Skill action instead of a fully scrub mode melty about rigging.

And you know what I am!! I am a lil bit LOONY!!! Perhaps a little TROONY!!!


LOONY!!! TROONY!!! 4CHANNY!!!!

>Tech cards are put aside in a way they don't bother your main deck (Sideboard, Extra deck, etc...)
>Tech cards often instantly make you win the game (Tormod's, Rest in Peace)
>Other card games do Bo3 so you can bring those in
>In those other TCGs putting them main deck is fucking retarded outside of specific circumstances
>In HS tech cards are both weak in their match up, random, have bad stats or all of the above
>Tards and shitters put them main deck, randomly queue up and it has no use then they mald about how the algorithm is fucking their wife

Tech cards are inherently shit in this and every game, the only good one is this retard in wild otherwise you just consneed to mage and call it a day.
If you want tech cards to be useful they need to either be playable without text or the game needs to move to Bo3 format with sideboards. Or 1 mana non-legendary ETC which would be utterly fucking cursed to play against.

This deck feels so slow, Im always catching up. Looks like it needs a buff, but If the hero power was 1 I believe it would be broken instead. I just dont know what to do. Any tips on what to take out/add?

if I reach silver 5 is it possible to drop back to silver 6? Im new

>>528501189
no, 5 and 10 are rank floors at each tier

>>528501189
No.
5s and 10s are the rank floor

>>528501224
okay thank you!

question about the battle pass xp boost. is it cumulative? like if I get the 15% and then later the 20% so I have 35% increased total?

>>528501028
need to cut down on the number of beasts, should only be playing ones that are particularly good with the hero power. Jewled Macaw, Umbraclaw, frog and dreamsaber out. probably runebear out too, patchwork pals in so that all buffs land on either magma hound or huffer.

>Missplay meme combo
>Win anyways

>>528503260
thank you. I'll change it a bit and report later after a few games

>>528503405
Sometimes you're so far ahead that even misplays won't stop you from winning.

>>528503928
It was a zero pressure match up too I feel bad for that random DK player trying handbuff DK.

>>528503928
the average player here misplays almost every turn.

>>528504852
There are misplays I realize immediately and there are misplays I realize in hindsight.
Those do not count because it is impossible to play around everything because of card generation and fake randomness.

>>528504919
>misplays I realize in hindsight don't count
they do
>it is impossible to play around everything because of card generation and fake randomness.
Cope

>>528504852
The average player here misplays every turn and even misplays pre-game.

>>528504919
>Don't play around the one thing that could make you lose
>It happens
>Fucking fake rng it was rigged, RIGGED I SAY!!!

>>528505019
How do you play around Fyrakk's random spells.
It can win or lose the game.

>>528505374
Nobody said "not playing around fyrakk is a misplay"

>>528505374
You play around things you can meaningfully play around.
If I am playing parrot hostage I don't play around secret tech because I know I'll just take the fat ass L on the forehead anyways.
If I am normal hostage mage and my opponent plays a Zeph are some point when I had a secret up, they probably have antisecret cards now so I play around those.

You can play around more things than you think you can btw, you just have to choose to play to win (if they have it, they have it and you lose) or play to not lose (if they do have it, you don't lose).

armor dh is valid

>>528431361
Well, we used to have the scorpion for hunter, but hunter usually isn't that much of a control deck to run it over just more face damage.

>dont want to play slop of the moment opponent
>alt tab and do something else
>a recent opponent would like to be your friend!

>>528517954
You HAVE to play the game even if you're losing, because... just BECAUSE! OK?!!111

NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>528521527
it's a guaranteed quest, just reroll if you don't wanna do it

>>528524916
I always reroll it to send them a message that I don't like the quest changes.

>>528526225
im sure they will revert them any day now
keep it up anon

Should I pick a loaner deck now, or wait 6 days? Do new ones pop up or will I just lose my chance forever?

>>528526653
They will submit to the gamer's will or they will perish.

>>528465428
>No U!!
The sign of defeat.

What's the slowest Battlecry animation? My Shudder deck needs improving.

did they forget about the reveal?

Did Paladin really need infinite value on top of a board clearing lifesteal aura they can guarantee draw on curve?

How is it possible that starshit is still dominating the meta?

LAME

1 mana make your deck worse lmao

>>528538376
is that the quest reward?

does tradeable count as shuffle?

>>528540175
hero power: 1 mana draw 2 cards that didnt start in your deck.

>>528535161
nta but you are your post was so retarded it's no point to argue with you, if you genuinely believe "Imbue Paladin is one of the most aggressive an d oppressive mid-range decks in recent memory" you are either mentally ill or literally retarded in the clinical sense of the word

>>528496369
Just make all tech cards tradeable. Easy.

>>528540175
>into your deck, 5 times
why is there a comma here

>>528540175
Might be playable in Asteroid Rogue as a way to stave off fatigue and get some last bits of chip damage in?

>>528541925
I assume they were trying to make it clear that you don't proc the quest off of Incindius shuffling 5 cards into your deck, but instead that you have to put cards into your deck 5 times.

>nta but you are your post
Some jokes write themselves.

Why have the armor starship decks been allowed to run this rampant for this long, I know blizz doesn't care about this game anymore,,, but this is just pathetic.

that's such a faggot quest design. shuffling 5 times isn't even possible with thief rogue. you will have two versions of this deck, the one that blizzard intended with every archetype card they printed at tier 6 and asteroid rogue(now with more support!).

>>528543556
Because they have a natural predator in Wheel Lock if they ever get too uppity.

>Turn 1-2
>Enemy takes longer than 5 seconds to take their turn
>Concede out

Sorry I don't have 5 minutes for your low IQ 56k dial up ass to do 1 or 2 things.

>>528545654
My bad I play on my phone while I wage from home and sometimes I forget.

>>528543556
because control players will literally throw a fit on reddit if they will ever be forced to trade minions to survive

this guy will never get 12 wins
hs renaissance confirmed

forsen just did another missplay :POGCHAMP:

C E M E N T E D

POGGERS

is there some stream with drops going on?

missed lethal LOL

lmao

>>528543556
Gaining armor is hecking wholesome (unless dh does it) so reddit won't cry about it

>you can buy tavern ticket bundles only once
holy shit how fucking jewish can you be

>>528558015
why would you buy anything from blizzard with actual money in the first place?

>those rogue cards
So they made a bunch of cards that are for 1 specific deck they‘re pushing and if that deck is shit then the class has nothing new? I hate this design philosophy

>>528559417
I played their games for free for like 10 years and wanted to play arena

>>528562335
It wasn't thief rogue it was gnoll: the deck. Much like harbinger: the deck before they nerfed him

>>528563101
The deck could do much more. Decks these days are 2-3 broken payoff cards and a bunch of arena tier cards around them

shaman is so fucking stupid in arena I feel disgusted getting these wins

shaman is so fucking stupid in ranked I feel disgusted getting these wins

>>528565272
dont make fun of me
I just got a 10/10 from a single imbue on a 4 drop

>>528565823
lol. lmao. nice job nigga

>>528566454
yeah truly outskilled my opponent there

>>528521527
>tfw have to play the game to get resources for a game i dont play

>get the feedback survey from Blizzard
>2/3s of it are focused around how fun and exciting I find the flavor text themes of the expansions instead of if the cards are good or promote fun gameplay
>half the remaining questions are about if they should rename Loaner decks to something more fun and exciting

Honestly, that explains so fucking much about the way this game is going.

nevermind no longer disgusted
7 wins after getting druid'd twice, that class makes anything fair game

>>528578697
Seems they are discussing whether to offer an entire expansions worth of cards for everyone without having to open packs from what I gathered

>>528580025
They didn't ask me anything about monetization, but that might because I told them the game is unfun repeatedly.

only 2 weeks more weeks until i can play...

>>528541925
because you have to play 5 cards that shuffle cards into your deck, not that thats hard.

>>528580025
Z*ddy said that he has something to talk about tomorrow regarding the games future so we‘ll see. They need to stop listening to that fuck though. It‘s not doing the game any favours

>>528584712
EoS! EoS! EoS! EoS! EoS! EoS!

>>528584712
>zeddy has clickbait
say it aint so

>>528543556
because the diaper players that control the narrative on social media love stacking infinite armor and will shit their diapers if you try to nerf it in any way

>>528584712
Creators have seen the new "improved" arena rewards already and aren't happy.

>tank wild mmr until I'm playing against jank aggro decks
>win 5 games in a row
>immediately queue into 5 reno warriors in a row
wild mmr bands are insane. there's such a huge range where you face nothing but retarded removal vomit diaper decks that completely suck the fun out of everything

>>528587360
reno warrior isn't even a good deck. cope

>>528587484
never said it was op retard. its not fun to play against a deck that does nothing but spam lifegain and removal until you concede out of boredom

>>528585548
we will not be that lucky

god I hate druids in arena so much it's unreal why do they have an endless amount of OP bullshit snowball cards
playing currently against a guy who played like 20 more cards than me because he had THREEE of that dryad which converts nature spells into 2/2 that reward the spell again

>>528595968
Probably a chinese cheater.

>>528596880
you can just say chinese lol

I save my ladder climbing until the end of the month to avoid the tryhards

oh no no almost had it but then the druid played one of the seven legendaries he gets that provide him with a permanent effect that cant be countered or removed
and then he played all his spells that discover spells which he unlike other classes gets like 4 different ones, man great times all around