I Want To Get Cemented Edition
>NewsPatch 32.4.2: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24205944/32-4-2-patch-notes
The LOST CITY of UN'GORO https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24204896/adventure-calls-from-the-lost-city-of-un-goro-hearthstone-s-next-expansion
Arena Overhaul https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24208800/hearthstone-arena-expands-with-new-underground-mode
Year of the raptor announcement with plans for the year: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24177978/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-raptor
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news
>Decklistshttps://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck lists
https://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)
https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta report
https://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch notes
https://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks
>Deck trackers & statisticshttps://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck tracker
https://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck tracker
https://heartharena.com/ – arena helper
https://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper
>Misc.https://playhearthstone.com/ – official website
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wiki
https://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournaments
https://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker
>helpful linkshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' article on gaming mentality
https://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit\
Previously
>>527425376
>>528146738 (OP)This card is straight up terrible right?
sniffy
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>>528146846>5/7 for 6 manayup, she gets mogged by boulderfist ogre
Reminder this is the type of deck the master deck builders here at /hsg/ are packing
>>528147343isn't this just one of blizzard's prebuilts
>>528146747you have 2 copies of poison breath that don't do anything worth while unless you draw your 1-of threads, and then you need to spend 7 mana to clear on most board states. Wild pyromancer/breath is 4 mana, doesn't need any outside activator and with 2 copies each of pyro/breath you're both more likely to draw the combo, have a chance of doing it twice, and pyro is flexible enough as a card to be useful without breath.
bring back the mages spamming aoe arena meta instead of this vomiting everything on the board and druid autowins meta
>>528147525From the looks of it he edited to make it worse. Took zilliax and ysera out so there was nothing worth cheating out with maladaar.
>>528147575ok makes sense
i will change it
>>528147873>Took zilliax and ysera outdidnt like them
removed rat too because it felt like a self grief card and replaced it with stonehill defender
>>528148212the point of rat is that you play it on a turn you're about to clear the board so that something your opponent might need to win the game also gets removed. Or versus aggro they might only have small minions so pulling something out of their hand will give you an opportunity to spend your mana on removal.
protoss
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More protoss slop coming in the new expansion due to the the new 5 mana priest spell
>>528148624Resussy is for getting the 3/3 that gives bandages so that you can OTK with the 7/7. But you're right it'll probably be played in aggro, its so many stats and sticky.
>>528148624All of the SC cancer should've honestly been HoF'd on rotation.
>>528148893anon its all rotating out of standard on rotation
>>528148979I obviously meant the last rotation.
>>528148979>>528149068nvm I read it wrong. I haven't slept yet.
>vs druid
>turn 1 coin into bitterbloom
>turn 2 bitterbloom
>>528149219if he doesn't have tree on 3 it's kinda over
>>528149734>t3>He discovers another knight and plays itIt's so fkn OVER.
>>528148549thanks, i still feel like id rather have stonehill defender than rat because i need good taunt to tank for leeches
whats wrong with acolyte of death btw?
>turn 4
>believe it or not
>2 more knights
>>528149219Protoss Mage shits on imbue Druid
They should do an expansion based on The Crossing from Warcraft 3 where Garithos sends all sorts of enemies after you.
>>528150138Between baron, toysnatching giest, sanguine infestation and headless horseman, I don't know why you need more draw/value. Maybe try ending the games quicker? Foamrender is pretty good for that too.
>>528150138>Tank for leechesYou... You think leeching the opp to zero is your wincon?
>>528151267yes i think thats the problem
my playstyle is too slow for how aggresive you have to play the game
>>528152113well it helps me tank combos so and deals a lot of dmg if i have combo like husk + sanguine infestation so i have to do everything to protect them no?
>make a deck of pure beasts
>put renethal in there so i have more rope time
>queue wild ranked and alt tab
>complete draw cards (beasts are 2x :) )
incredible event
>>528152969Holy shit you are bad. Like conceptually bad.
100% diaper brained.
>>528150214youre getting the "coras gossip based argument at the office featuring food puns" expansion and you'll like it
Daycare expansion any day now.
>>528153359OMG i can not wait for the "foodify" keyword !
>>528153489Food brawl, give every minion a random food related deathrattle and equip each minion with a random food.
They all fight each other.
Should I grab the Starcraft miniset with gold? Seems like a ridiculous amount of cards and it looks like 90% of them are good.
>>528153350yes anon we get it he's bad, very likely an actual new player who knows literally nothing about the game. Nobody is impressed that you're in plat while the other anon is in silver.
>>528153624You always buy the minisets
>>528153624they arent used and you missed the boat. they already burned all those cards to the ground and offered ample dust to refund them. i wish i could have bought it twice back then just to delete them for better cards
>>528153421Finally, a controddler meta
>>528153421funny you think any of these california based brain rotted devs have children or a legacy to leave
>>528154076It's an adult daycare
>>528154076No but imagine how funny Grommash as a baby would be. Now imagine an entire expansion of that and how funny it would be.
>>528152969Here you can scroll down and find lots of decks that anons have shared
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.meta/text/To%20use%20this%20deck%2C%20copy%20it%20to%20your%20clipboard%20and%20create%20a%20new%20deck%20in%20Hearthstone/type/posts/
Here you can put the codes of the decks to get a better view of them https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/deckbuilder
>>528152969Leeches aren't a wincon, you can only generate at most 10 of them through a game.
They are a board clear tool.
Also, no, you aren't "a slow play style" you just aren't actually advancing your gameplay towards a win, puts minions to face and don't do trump trades (5/9 going face is better than it clearing a 1/2 pirate).
>>528147343imagine malding about new players
couldn't be me lol
Excavate and Titans were so good nothing is fun in standard currently.
>>528154354Plus we could have a literal diaper card !
Multiclass (warrior, priest, dk, druid) weapon:
The biggest pamper - 3 cost 0/5
"When your hero takes damage, this loses durability. When this breaks, SOIL IT!"
I cannot fucking stand playing against any DH deck.
>>528155591Soiling a diaper deals 5 damage to all non undead/mechs minions because of the smelly stink!
>>528155591>>528156523Do not forget about the baby renathal that increases starting health and deck size to 50
>>528156671Renatoddler 1 1/3 taunt
your deck can contain 10 more cards, you start with 10 more health.
Retoddler 10 4/12 dragon
Battlecry if your deck has no duplicates, send all minions to the toybox!
>>528157315The expansion still needs a baby reno
>>528150214Garithos is a straight male with conservative values, so modern blizzard would never touch him.
goblin
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Why is there no goblin hero skin
there are fucking random shit but no gobbos
I will play if they add gobbo hero skins
Are there no mono triple rune cards for DK in standard right now?
>>528157523Who you think Retoddler is ;)
It does need a zeprys tho.
Baby Zephrys: 4 mana 4/5
Pick one of three perfect playdates
>slopstone threads
>still existing
what is this necromancy?
>>528159347The inmates are running the asylum.
>>528158225vampiric blood
grave strength
frostwyrms fury
If we shitpost hard enough about the daycare expansion they'll have to scrap the idea.
>>528159449more like INNMATES, haha!
GOBBO
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Which class should get a gobbo hero skin?
My game client keeps closing
>>528161993Goblins should be their own class, and it should be meta-warpingly powerful, and it should have new keywords related to shortstacks and gobbo asses
>>528162353that's you shutting it subconsciously, trying to escape
>>528162353You have to wake up.
forsen might get 12 wins this time
>>528165128he's too regarded plus there are decks way better than his (if he doesn't discover aviana)
>draft pretty good spell mage
>get matched up against a shaman with nobundo lense so the entire board is fucking elusive 8/8 which I cant touch with anything
ebinnnnnnnnn
ebin ebin ebin
>>528165914Shama is literally honest.
>>528165967shaman is the least dishonest class in arena, worse than druids
all the fuckers do is grab the first imbue they see and then it's time to gamble every turn
>>528166145Luck is a skill thoughbeit so gambling is honest. It's not like Druid or Priest where they grab the first imbue they see and then don't even have to gamble.
>>528161993It's genuinely surprising to me Warrior hasn't gotten a Boom skin yet.
i won 3 ranked matches in a row
im silver 7 now
>>528167356Are you learning yet little DKlet?
>>528167356Oh yeah just use this fucking deck man give up on playing control and become an aggro metaslave.
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I think there's some stuff to change around in it but I don't feel like figuring it out. Just kill before you run out of steam.
I bet you guys play like forsen holding your 2 mana 7/8s for le future value
>>528169347he was right to do that
i run into nothing but fucking control save me
>>528170802play wheel warlock
>>528147609>arenabrother you're playing a slot machine with unfixed odds it's never gonna be good
>>528170802that will be the game until starships rotate sorry
>>528171407Allah willing I will destroy whoever made starships a thing
>>528171403it used to be good
>>528148624and Umbra gives you -1 cost 5 times ( you already -10 cost mark)
Genius idea
>>528172027always has been
>>528172070he used to be a pro THOUGH
>>528172658The game was unironically easier back then because the "board churn" theory hadn't yet become popularized.
>>528167356damn....
I kneel
yep thats a missed lethal setup
>>528161993>>528158039I've been asking for years. they threw us a bone recently with the gnome death knight short stack cope skins but still no goblins.
incredible throws from mr fors
Hello /hsg/! I like torturing people with milling.
How can i improve my Mill-Rogue deck on wild?
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I have problems with surviving, so i added bunch of lifesteal, but Eredar Brute doesn't seem to help with stalling.
Also what other mill decks should i try?
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>>528181054mill will always get shit on by aggroGODS
>>528181183Thank you! I assume in this deck i have to stall till turn 10 and then deathrattle prize vendor as much as possible
>>528182050Mill isn't just about winning, it's about cards we burn along the way
Alright made it to legend easily with a zeddy deck, only loss was due to a misplay caused by distractions IRL.
Now to play more meme decks...
a wise man had the following to say
>>528183737tempo is dead because every archetype, even slow control decks, have mana cheats out the ass
there is too much mana cheating in the game, the original mana concept was an answer to MTG's problem of inconsistent mana draws, now HS has recreated the problem with everyone betting on their mana cheat draws
>>>>no why cant i just combo everyone to death
>>528184387What mana is death knight cheating
Reminder to consneed turn 1 against any DH just to deny them tracker completion.
>>528184648>what mana is the class with old innervate cheaitng
>>528167356I had three guys concede to me during mulligan in a row, I'm silver 10 now
>>528185273>>528184890Oh you‘re talking about horns of winter. That card isn‘t even relevant
>>528185450some menagerie variants play it, but yes it's not very relevant
still, the class has mana cheats
>>528185527But mana cheat is not the reason it‘s strong
WISP IS MANA CHEAT
DELETE IT FROM THE GAME
>people say control and dk are op
>people tell me i lose because i play control dk instead of playing aggro
i guess it works better in my elo but still kinda funny
>>528185775no, wisp is just tempo
>>528185903Aggro is good in low elo because:
1. More shitters
2. More people playing aggro (ideally worse than you)
3. Lots of people picking metaslave legend control decks have no idea how to pilot them.
High ranks control is 100% more op
>>528185903>people say control and dk are opaggro sissies aren't people. every heard the story 'the boy who cried wolf'? that's them.
>>528185301I do this so I can get rid of a win streak bonus
>>528185903You are bad and don't know how to play a good deck. Aggro has more skill then people give it credit for, but you can easily win most matchups by simply playing your green cards when playing against equally as bad people. It's also far easier to climb with short games where it's over by turn 8 one way or another in 95% of games.
>>528186474Notice how one of the tier 1 decks is a blowout deck that wants to create a huge board early before a board clear is playable and the other spams infinite ball hogs that do 6 damage each even if they never attack? You‘re just proving the point that control decks are warping the meta around them right now
>>528187704always fascinating to watch how you rats attempt to warp the facts into your favor
>>528188009Nopussygamer just got rank 1 playing a bunch of control decks that are weak according to you. You should let him know dh is better
>>528188494I truly don't care about your para-social relationship with twitch streamers.
>>528187704extremely Jewish "reasoning"
>>528188996So the rank 1 played having climbed there purely with control decks isn‘t relevant when we‘re discussing the meta?
>>528189010Jewish reasoning would be diaperfags claiming they want board to matter and “fight for board“ when in reality they want to just fight the board by clearing it every turn and relying on their inevitability to win instead
>>528189410shut your mouth filthy kike
drooling aggroniggers are just beyond my comprehension
third game in a row against DH and he plays tax policy without having a single deathrattle minion died yet
>>528190546return policy doesn't require any minions to die noob
>>528191003any deathrattle minions played, whatever
I don't play nigger decks, unlike you who seems to be an expert
I dropped so much i‘m facing imbue paladin
>>528192675what the fuck nigga pick it back up
>>528193023more like pack it up
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>8 mana play on turn 3
ebin ebin ebinn I love druidddsss xdijsdfgkjgsdfhhfsdhjkvbfsdg
>>528194105shouldve played around it
>>528194350yeah man
but dont worry next turn he played a pyromaniac and with a single cast he nailed that warrior legendary spell that boosts the stats of every minion in the deck
awesome stuff man love this shit I feel really good going into the redraft because I felt like my deck really played a role here
fkpsdfkph dshjbokfkohjsdklhiobgfgklhbdfs gliolkbh
how is battlegrounds? I quit almost 3 years ago and kind of got an itch to play it again
>>528197451its shit. its fine to just afk and only glance at it once every 3 mins
ooh almost had the druid on the ropes there but cant have that in hearthstone arena where druid can do whatever the fuck it wants
time to discover the most broken legendary to stop me... twice! ebin ebin ebin ebinsdfjhsdfhgdsfghufdshgisdfhuob
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>when your focus on single unit in SC2 but your base already raped by Dark Templars
>>528181183What is the combo?
>>528203250>(optinally)give amalgam rush by killing an escape pod next to it >give deathrattles of amalgam, prize vendor and gnomelia to archdruid (this is a lot of mana so set up gnomelia with cursed campaign 2 turns earlier)>empty your deck with diaperlock shenanigans>play and kill off a bunch of druids that do aoe, shuffle themselves, draw themselves and mill the opponent (best with darkmarrow, else rush them in)technically works as pure mill without gnomelia but kills much slower
so if I'm not cursing every druid alive this threads really dead huh
>>528161993>>528158039sex with femgoblins NOW
>>528211986you do the hard necessary work no one else can
>>528194689nah it wasn't your deck's fault, it was you for picking hunter.
dead hand
dead board
dead thread
dead game
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>don't draw ball hog
>die
kino moment
>>528234448If this game were righteous and fair and unrigged you'd draw all of the cards you needed exactly when you needed them every game.
>>528235113why don't they just let you pick your starting three cards per deck? HUH?
no fucking way ancient of cora is supposed to work with resurrection
>>528240059what the fuck does this mean?
>>528240376He doesn't like Ancient of Yore going dormant again to draw and gain armor anytime it's given reborn or a deathrattle to resummon itself.
brode
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>reading about the absolute shitshow happening with Snap
HA HA HA, you guys still want me to come back?
>>528242240To summarize:
>Earlier this year, due to the TikTok ban thing that happened, Snap devs Second Dinner (headed by Brode), split away from their Chinese based publisher NetEase>NetEase goes on to Marvel Rivals, which is a massive hit, while Second Dinner finds a smaller U.S. based publisher to work with>this gives Second Dinner actually more say and control in which direction they want Snap to go>the recent Snap update introduces an event with the Kid Omega card, a ridiculously OP card (decks have a 61% winrate that include him)>that ONE card costs $100 of real money in-game currency>there's also an option to purchase it with free currency that you can earn during the event, but players have figured out that because the free cost is so astronomically high and the free currency rewards are so low, you WILL have to spend real money on whatever the remainder is after using all your free currency>players are now livid at Second Dinner, actively encouraging others not to spend a single dime on this card or the eventThanks Ben!
>>528244693>NetEase goes on to Marvel RivalsI had no idea what this meant until 4th reread where I remembered Marvil Rivals is a different game than Marvel Snap
are any of the blizzard default decks good
i can't get a single win with the mage one
>>528247428Do you mean loaner deck?
>guy goes AFK at start of match in ranked
>he comes back when he has 8 mana
>fights tooth and nail even though he has 10 HP and i have 30+10 HP
just fucking concede for fuck's sake why are you dragging this out
>>528247969the auto-created core decks
like core mage core rogue etc.
>>528248071No anon they're absolute trash made with only free cards. The intent being that you lose and have to actually participate in the deck building feature to try and fix the mess youv'e been given. Frankly just making a blank deck and letting it autofill with cards is going to give you a better deck.
>>528248161>>528248882ok i'll try that
because yeah i'm losing to players who i'm pretty sure are playing random cards
>>528248928When you make a custom deck and press the "complete my deck" button the game at least attempts to assemble a coherent deck out of the cards you own based on blizzard's internal winrate data.
I have pretty close to a complete collection so when I pressed it gave me a deck that was 2 cards away from being a very competitive aggro priest deck, though the 2 cards it choose to cut were kind of questionable even then. Pictured here on the right.
On the left is "core priest' which is chock full of cards nobody has even attempted to put in their deck.
>>528249380That's kind of crazy
i cant believe im saying this (holy fuck why it has to be this fucking orctard class) nebeula shartman might be the deck that i can keep playing until cora(and zeddy) fucking die
>>528249380well with a sample size of 1 i just rolled some guy with this protoss mage deck
i didn't think i had enough protoss cards to make a protoss deck, i only had 22/30 of the ones for the premade deck
>>528251485>only 1/2 colossiyou're gonna lose a bunch
>>528251485I'd really suggest if at all possible removing Rag and kalecgos for tidepools, and siamat for 2nd colossus.
>>528251604>>528251715i'm kind of new and don't have seconds of those cards but thank you for the advice
i made some "complete my deck" decks of every class and i'm gonna try 'em out
>>528183737he is right about everything and also tons of "pro" gamers will make fun of anyone daring to play a deck that isn't the approved broken ones. it's insane blizzard still balances their game around a dead esport instead of simply making tons of fun cards viable and nerfing boring shit to the ground
>>528251902Tide pools the location, not a 2nd "Tidepool pupil", you might have Tide pools since its a common
>>528252172ah, nope, i got a lot of emerald dream packs, a moderate number of starcraft packs, but not so many perils in paradise packs. i'm dumping gold into it now as i get it
>>528252134Bold of you to assume that Blizzard knows how to make cards viable outside of just attaching draw and mana cheat to them.
>>528252351you could literally start by buffing every single card that sees 0-2% play right now
would you rather play the current meta or a new patch tomorrow with 400 buffed cards and just see what happens? I know what I would prefer because I play games for fun not to grind ranks for worlds
I dont play the game any longer, i used to do xp calculations in these threads for anons that needed to know if they would get to level 100 blablabla
Anyhow my friend asked me to keep his account clear of quests for a couple weeks that he is off the country.
>Sure thing no problem
PLAY 500 CARDS IN RANKED LMAO
So i guess that by the time i get this quest im just making a deck with cheap cards and draw and just throwing games on wild
500 fucking cards
>but anon you would get these FIVE FUCKING HUNDRED CARDS playing normally over the week
fuck off
So happy i abandoned this shit
Still wanna suck Cora's fat milkers until i pass out tho
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i am on the verge of dusting my golden q'onzu. there's no way he'll ever see play even with this quest right?
>>528252879yes, it's useless
>>528252879why is it that you think q'onzu wouldn't see play in discover mage? It's one of the higher tempo options you have
>>528254940You're not wrong in that, but I can only imagine that this quest is going to be played in a 30 spells deck. Tidepool and Q'onzu are cute, but when you weigh it up against Malfunction, Manufactoring Error and, C*ra forbid, Yogg in the Box. I know what I'd choose. Unless I'm missing something super obvious here, seems kinda ass.
>>528242240YES
>umm chud hs gonna be p2w it already is, and atleast the game is gonna be fun for once
>facing actual Chinese #4xxx btag accounts in arena
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
i hope this gives me cards good enough to escape silver 6
>>528258279Silver 6 is a mindset. I could hit legend easily on a new account with one of the loaner decks they give you.
Tho whomever posted the silly little warlock archdruid deck thanks, it's fun, even if I made it worse by adding the bettle :)
>>528258279legendaries i got: shudderblock, volcoross, artanis, archimomde
any of them good?
>>528258279Good controddler piggy, now oink for blizzydaddy~
>>528259694well according to /hsg/ i made a loaner deck worse by adding cards i like so if i have more cards i can add good cards that i like
>>528259971its only 20eu
>>528259971oink! OINK! OIIIIINK!!!!
>>528260061>well according to /hsg/ i made a loaner deck worse by adding cards i likeThis is factually accurate
>>528260061Having more cards doesn't mean you'll add good ones, just that you have more bad cards.
Once more, learn how deck building and synergistic building works, go look up decks people take to legend with any amount of commonality, TCGs are just consistency games.
>>528259971roguetards/aggrotards/combotards are the least likely to spend money on the game since these decks are cheap
the fact that you parasite scum still have game to play is because of the whale gods keep the game alive know your place cuck
Silver6
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>roguetards/aggrotards/combotards are the least likely to spend money on the game since these decks are cheap
>the fact that you parasite scum still have game to play is because of the whale gods keep the game alive know your place cuck
>roguetards/aggrotards/combotards are the least likely to spend money on the game since these decks are cheap
>the fact that you parasite scum still have game to play is because of the whale gods keep the game alive know your place cuck
>>528259895yes but deck is very expensive, no, not really, no
>>528262403Those legendaries are all build-arounds for specific decks. Maybe Archimonde is playable for you if you have enough of the demon generation cards
>>528261353>>528261561i never got these kind of reaction thanks roguecuck lmao
>>528264085parasiteroguetard opinions like yours never matter
>>528266118you are silver 6
>>528266118you are top 200 legend
>>528266118you have never played a game of hearthstone in your life
low rank always the most fun go watch high rank players stream they all play against the same decks winning losing the same fucking ways you have to be fuckin insane to say that shit is fun
>>528267585the worst part is they will run tier 1 meta decks that practically play themselves and then say they're good at this game
i milled all my legendaries and epics and crafted mill warlock ppl posted here because it looks funny and win con is basically dealing damage from combo so it should be more meta friendly than my pseudo control playstyle
>>528267898I hope you have the 175 IQ required to play the deck properly.
>>528268093anon there were multiple posts in that thread about this deck being complicated.
>>528267898>Be dogshit player>Burn all your cards to netdeck a hard deck>Refuses to craft an easier deck because MAH HONOR!1 (A shield against the reality that you suck at the game)Iconic moment lmao.
>>528269137bet they disenchant something great too
Hog demon hunter is kind of bussin.
>Hide behind your servants, I will still find you!
>play bg duos
>quillboard forcing retarded mobile gamer teammate doesn't have the APM to keep up with a grave narrator
>lose
which leggos are you going to craft day 1?
>>528274909none I will wait for the meta to settle while farming shitty value decks with hog dh
>>528275094sucks to be a dustless meta slave
>>528274909None, they all suck.
t. WILDCHUD
Seems the local hardstuck silvyboy is having her sissy melty again! HA HA HA
i cant fuckign win with this troll deck
whats the point of playing it when everyone plays imbue spam that instawins
>>528278560>Make a hard tier 2-3 deck>Loselol
tier 2 is still above 50% winrate, tier 3 is barely below.
People cry about powercreep but the when i look back the meta was so much more fun back in alterac valley for example when everything was broken. Thief rogue, owl warlock, battlecry shaman, kazakusan dh, zarimi priest. There‘s no fun decks like that right now. Everything is so slow. Imbue decks even feel like arena decks
>>528279342how are you gonna reach legend with a 50.1% winrate deck?
>>528279642surely you can't be that retarded
>>528279761you simply won't
>>528272541what are even DHs? Elves that seethed for ten thousand years?
>>528284017elves that dislike demons so they became demons to defeat them
>>528284017elves that took on demonic powers to hunt demons
>>528284150>>528284162thank you, but why the seething? they all sound mad as hell
>>528284017>Mortals who voluntarily taint themselves with fel magic to hunt and destroy demons.>Undergo ritualistic eye removal to gain spectral sight, allowing them to see demonic auras and detect hidden enemies.>Learn to warp fel energy through intense meditation and physical trials.
>>528284274illidan was the first demon hunter and he set the culture
he was a big seether
>>528284381He is also a 10000 year old simp for his brother's wife whom barely cares about him except when she gets assmad at Malfurion.
>>528284274you gotta be deranged to become a demon hunter
simple as
>>528284457Illidan: I will prove myself to you, my beloved. Tyrande: Raw power is no match for true strength
>>528284559DHs have cocks?
>>528284765The male ones do.
By the way you niggas you really play some world of warcraft.
If you never played it, for 12 euros you can play for hundreds of hours within a month.
>>528284765the female ones do
>>528274909>quit hearthstone on craters of un'goro>return to hearthstone on another un'goro expansionwtf did they mean by this?
>at below 16 health
>your duo partner still greeds
I hate these "people" so much its not even funny anymore
why cant you interact with opponents locations in any way
>>528287557theres a neutral that destroys a location I think
i won my first mill match (it was a mirror)
>>528290179neither of you did the combo correctly am I right
>>528291035Neither of them did it correctly, no.
>queue into warlock
>have 20 minutes of my time wasted
>queue into mage
>have 20 minutes of my time wasted
>queue into death knight
>have 20 minutes of my time wasted
>queue into warrior
>have 20 minutes of my time wasted
How are people even playing this garbage game right now? I can barely force myself to do quests
>>528294779I havent played since the imbue hunter nerfs. I really doubt even the biggest control toddlers are having fun atm. they dont want to face each other
>>528294779you conveniently forgot paladinm shaman and druid
oh my fucking god why is he roping every turn
>>528295413but those games are over fast?
>>528295040Pretty funny how guys like zeddy and kibler who are always crying for control decks to be good don‘t play the game when they are
>>528295413Those don‘t make up the majority of my opponents and when i do face them i‘m not held hostage for 20 minutes unless i concede
>>528290280was this actually you or are you congratulating me
>>528291035a lot of things happened
>>528295924>Pretty funny how guys like zeddy and kibler who are always crying for control decks to be good don‘t play the game when they arethey want to "control" as in bully board based decks. then they want to play for value in a game thats already over for 10 more turns. you can see this every time zeddy fights a greedy deck getting annoyed that they "highroll" him
It's hard not to believe streamers have special seeds when they always get 1st in a lobby with infinite gold.
>>528294779In the good old days you could put in 2 highmanes in your hunter deck to be favoured against control warrior. Holy fuck wat a timeline
he skipped wretched queen because he didn't know its an imp LUL
>>528299906having sex with druids!
It's hard not to believe streamers have special needs when you see forsen play arena
the problem with this game is that good player cant always win with a bad deck but bad player can sometimes win with good deck
>>528300940that then fed into your hyenas and you swung for 8 damage. those were crazy times.
>>528303460mr fors stumbling through arena
>>528303453That's all card games, and it's part of the genre's appeal. It's just a problem of striking the right balance between random chance introducing variety and making every game an open question, and making your own efforts and merits irrelevant.
why are quilboars allowed to gain tripple the stats of every other tribe?
>ANOTHER protoss mage
i sleep
im back to silver 10
i dont understand how to win with this deck
i NEVER get cards like amalgam archdruid prize vendor etc when i need them
>>528309805you're supposed to literally draw your whole deck.
Your end of your deck will never be nigh. Your deck will never be barren.
>>528309921is there any video that shows how to do it? i dont understand how im supposed to be even halfway through without dying to druid imbuing every turn by spamming spells
>>528310196no one's ever made a video on this deck, sorry :/
>>528310196Watch the Master's Tour, it was played by one of the guys who made it to the final because it dabbed on Starship DK
>>528310196the deck hinges in the interaction between Ancient of Yore and reborn/dormant given by Eternal Layover and Cursed Campaign.
In that you should be
1. Keeping 1 copy of ancient of yore in the mulligan
2. planning your turns so that you can kill your own ancient of yore with eternal layover while wiping your opponent's board or
3. putting your first copy of cursed campaign on the yore then possibly casting conflagrate on it.
4. also darkmarrow doubles the deathrattle from ultralisk cavern, you should be keeping ultralisk cavern and nydus worm in the mulligan as well
>>528310196Stream vod of maxie playing it
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2486972914
>>528314323nah he's about to learn a harsh lesson about druids in arena
yep looks like a druid game
oh well, at least there will be more hearthstone streams
Is this general basically just one retard talking to himself about a streamer now? Start a blog, tranny.
Should you mulligan the shadowstalker? Especially going second it seems very good.
>>528315930we're at least two
and streamer talk is still higher quality content than meta bitching
>>528315930forsen is /hsg/core, don't like it, leave it
>>528316168anon nobody has any idea what deck or format you're playing just by saying that you have shadowstalker in your deck
>>528316529Just generally in arena, seems like a I win card
>>528316830very resonable if you already have a 2 or if you have a lot of 2s in deck
>>528315930there's at least 3 unless the other guy replies to himself sometimes
So they actually killed Arena?
Because I don't think I will literally ever going to buy a ticket again
>just claimed my second to last tavern regular skin
are they going to add more of them or no? is it EOS?
Damn demon hunter can‘t to shit about nebula
>>528321883they can kill you before you play it if they aren't retarded.
>>528321964I‘m doing very well vs dh. Just need to survive to turn 7
>>528320024so fun doing the same combo every game on turn 8
>>528322659mentally and emotionally prepare yourself for the inevitability that if you keep winning your mmr will eventually rise to the point where your DH opponents are no longer retarded and will just kill you before you do your combo, more often than not. Shaman is one of DH's better matchups.
>>528322903Yea, killing a diaperfag from full with triple fyrakk is amazing
>>528323117see you in 10 games
(from now on)
jesus, learn some english pablo
>>528274909the hunter minion
I will be playing discover burn hunter before the kill it 2 weeks after launch because diaper knights will endlessly bitch and moan about it
muh solitaire, muh fun and interactive, muh leeroy jenkins created a strategy etc etc
>>528320259yes, they killed arena as a sustained game mode in order to make the few hardcore arena autists pay money
they got 50 eurobucks out of me, figured they deserve that for letting me F2P for years
here is your triple fyrakk bro
https://www.twitch.tv/clarkhellscream/clip/LittleWittyDurianDancingBanana-Ykx67vLlQFyIxZUG
>>528327496the burndown for lethal was also the literal 60th mana of fire spells too.
>>528327496god I hate that fag
When are they removing imbue?
>>528331808sorry to tell you this but there is going to be more imbue cards released in last miniset of this year.
I just played quadruple fyrakk and it insantly played lumia..
>>528331959But why? Who the fuck enjoys imbue?
>>528332941everyone who doesnt want to think to hard and enjoys the imbue decks that play themselves (pretty much all of them except maybe hunter)
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My new wife CANNOT be this cute
>>528333245So when is this shit ending? I'm already bored of it and I started a week ago.
>>528333793Imbue rotates out of standard spring 2027
>>528334185there's no fucking way this shit will last 2 more years
2 more years of dropping whatever imbue card you have and tapping hero power and hoping you won? what the fuck?
>>528334308Don't worry, they'll powercreep it out of the meta to sell new packs so you get to experience a new form of cancer.
>>528334308Imbue is not even close to the most cancerous deck types we've had in the past
>>528334308they'll either print more broken cards or nerf the imbue garbage if it sees play for too long.
>>52832524010 games later. Is this enough to call the deck good?
>>528334963get top 300 and I'll be impressed.
>>528335809I climbed from 2.3k to top 1k in one sitting. I swear this deck is broken
>lost the game because the retarded animations were so fucking long my round ended before i could rush 18/18 minion
awesome game design blizzard
it feels like there's an unnaturally low amount of games where my opponents just roll over and get fucked
this should happen sometimes. not often, but like.. sometimes. they should just have bad draws. they shouldn't be able to fight back against several powerful turns every single game
it just doesn't feel right. game is either rigged or maybe decks are just too good these days but idk. even then, where are my opponents' bad draws? they just don't exist
just shouldn't be possible that EVERY game is some kind of sweatfest. doesn't make sense just from a math pov. where are the draws where they have literally nothing to do until turn 5? those should exist. it's *as though* there's some kind of algorithm that tries to make sure each game has "action"
>>528336759play faster slowpoke
>>528336759play faster retard
>>528338954>>528339656fuck you speed up your card draw animation and fix your shit game blizzard
i think i finally did it right
>>528341154congrats silver-kun
>>528341154>imbue pally okay now paly it against something thats threatening
>>528343662He is a new player in silver rank, he's not going to face a real player playing a real deck until he wins 50 more games.
>>528344875if thats silver rank then whats bronze rank
>>528345579He had enough self awareness to realize he's bad and try to netdeck to improve it even if he fucked himself by trying to play a complex deck that also isn't ideal for the meta he'll be facing. Bronze doesn't even have that.
>>528345579A formality. Nobody is bad enough that they'd be expected to stay in bronze rank.
letting mana go above 10 was a mistake
>>528347712not even half as broken as corpse explosion
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>protoss mage
kill yourself
I'd be mad if this happened to me. Especially after I spent money on a skin.
>>528354082>le chicken suit costume xDwhy would someone buy that skin
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Thoughts on this combo?
Before combo turn , you cheat out briar spawn drake with chemical spill, you play the location and equip the axe. And then on the combo turn you spawn briar spawn drake with 3 mana spell, copy it with location, destroy the egg from the location, swing with weapon, play legendary, deal 30+ damage to the opponent.
>>528294779And some posters claim that we are in an aggro meta.
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How do you beat this comp?
thank god murlocs werent in
>>528274909Not any, I'm a pay pig with 160 packs and 8000 gold
>>528284274Sargeras wanted Illidan to be his avatar since Illidan's body had a special trait that he can take in great power and not instantly die. Like a perfect container. It's also why Xe'ra, the naaru prime wanted Illidan to be its avatar. He has the body of a perfect flesh puppet.
Sargeras mindbroke him by showing him the full expanse of the infinite Legion and blinding him. Instead of giving up and joining Sargeras, he became super paranoid and angry instead. For as much as people meme Illidan to be about Tyrande, most of his portrayal was being paranoid about demons because Sargeras mind raped him.
Think of a doomsday prep fanatic in real life. It's like that. Except he 100% knows the demons are coming. That's why in legion when the big demons finally came and all the big heroes were dropping, Illidan was having fun because now everyone has to deal with the problem.
When they had a choice to close the portal (demons can come back to life unless you kill them in a special way), Illidan kept it open and basically forced everyone to deal with the problem for good or die. They ended up winning because they all actually went to the core of the problem (the quick revival of demons).
The other DHs basically got their lives ruined by demons and so they follow the plans of the one who really really hated the boss of the demons.
>>528369592thanks for the lore dump.
>>528284274>>528284150Isn't this the plot of Blade (1998)
>>528369886Nah man, Blade was a vampire who could eat garlic.
>Dark Gift: +2/+2 and Elusive
>>528374776Dark gift, give a minion a bigger dick.
If it doesn't have one already, give it a normal sized dick.
>>528333630Why does it say "I know its name"?
>>528376228Because the game is rigged and the cards you draw are predetermined and not random.
>>528376276So that text changes to the name of the next card in your deck?
>>528341154it's one of the more fun decks to master atm.
>>528336052murmur is played in top 50 don't listen to the other guy. obviously the deck is great
>>528376276thats one way to say your that your deck is
>>528376393Yes the card tells you the name of the top card of your deck
>>528157667We don't know if Garithos is straight through.
>>528377323very likely he was buckbroken by elves
CAN MAGE PLEASAE FUCKING HAVE POLYMORPH BACK??? HOLY FUCK THIS META FUCKING SUCKS WITHOUT IT
OH BUT SHAMAN GETS TO KEEP HEX? GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>528378548buy one get one freeze. If you can't beat them, join them.
>>528378548shaman needs it more
>>528378820SHAMAN DOESNT NEED SHIT
19248746 MILLION BATTLECRIES
GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>528379915HOWS THAT PIECE OF SHIT SUPPOSED TO HELP ALL THE FUCKER DOES IS SUMMON MIRROR IMAGE FAGGOTS OR ARCANE INTELLECT WHEN I DONT FUCKING NEED IT
>>528376276I thought the algo changed your draws to make you win or lose though? So is your deck predetermined or dynamically changed to the algo's whims? Make up your mind rigfags
i think my w-l on mill warlock is something around 5-20 with 2 wins through mill
>>528379980It rewrites your memory on the fly so you think that whatever it gives you is what the lookout said was on top of your deck.
why does my progress on some of the achievements not go up when I do the conditions?
>>528376747>don't listen to the other guywhat other guy? the original premise was that this deck is fun which it isn't. you're playing the same combo every game.
>>528378548Yea diaper mage needs more support
>>528382604murmur is fun you can go tripple marin and go full random bs
wtf they timegated this grindy bullshit
>>528387945oh no you gotta heckin hurry up and unlock some unplayable cards and packs you can't open yet
>>528387712never saw them do that. always triple nebula or shooting themselves in the foot with fyrakk.
Just wait until I have 10 mana!
>>528388482its a way to beat control
>>528388761you need more than 6 random legendaries to beat control lol
>>528148624god forbid priest gets a playable lategame deck for once
>>528388896Right and Marin can generate a lot more than 6
>>528390423in your hand where they don't pressure the board lol
>>528388761You‘re not beating control with marin. The first shudder usually is for ysera and the second for fyrakk, nebula or malorne. You need to make a big board after your nebula turn if they clear it not try to win the long game by out valueing them. That‘s not going to happen
>>528390572hex the 2/2 starship piece and they never will
>>528390572Shaman enjoys such a huge mana advantage diaper can never pressure it
>>528391198ok how do you make a huge board after getting cleared
>>528392439Nebula, malorne minion, marin legendaries. I‘m not saying marin is bad but the value he generates is so overrated. You‘re not even fully making use of it when you play him once. 3 times is not needed
>>528343662Imbue Paladin is one of the most aggressive an d oppressive mid-range decks in recent memory. You are fucking retarded.
>Imbue pala so agressive
>if they draw some of the 8 playable cards that cost less than 4 in their opening hand they can play a 2/3 on 2 into a 3/4 on 3
Its always funny listening to bronzies give their opinion about decks
never noticed before but Aranna's tits are quite succulent (in this art)
>>528398614she was only 17.8 years old in that art you SICK FUCK
>>528395587>never heard of aggro-lite
why is this 60% of anomalies? and why does it turn my teammate into a drooling retard every single time? it's like the bottle reduces their iq by 50 points
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>>528400086forgot my picture, guess I am also retarded
>>528398614also why the hell is it called Songstress Aranna? no one ever sings and plays violin at the same time
>>528399496Yes, I've heard the retarded term "aggro-lite" that some diaper shitter came up with because he didn't know the actual terms for deck archetypes. A deck that explodes onto the board turn 6 is not aggro.
>>528400432the jew says otherwise
sorry not sorry
>>528400527handbuff paladin and insanity warlock started dumping stats on turn 4, not turn 6 retard-senpai
>>528400869unlike imbue paladin who doesn't play anything until turn 8!
>Play standard because millock is fun
>Only fin Mages, Priests and Paladins
Is this because I am in the dumpster of silver?
>>528405286Yes, once you get to garbage legend, you face Paladins, meme Druid, Starship DK, and DHs while trying to draw cards for the daily with Mill Warlock instead.
>>528405663I doubt I'll get to legend but noted.
>>528405286>Is this because I am in the dumpster of silver?not really. it's because the algorithm wants you to lose, get frustrated, and spend money on packs
matchups change with your mmr (very slightly), but the rigging doesn't cease
>>528407724I am dumpstering most of them and I haven't bought packs with real cash ever.
>>528407868>I am dumpstering most of themgot it. clock is ticking. have fun while you can
>>528244693sounds like genshin impact or raid shadow legends or any number of gacha slop. people shit on hearthstone a lot but you WILL get the decks by just playing and doing dailies
>you're losing? it's the rigging
>actually I'm winning
>uh, well, it's still the rigging
>>528410298>genshin impact or raid shadow legends or any number of gacha slopthe difference is that they're PvE focused
paying money to draw premium units to clear faster/have bigger numbers is vastly different from beating real living breathing players just by having more expensive decks
>>528409603I close the game when I don't have fun :)
>>528412654wiser than 99% of /hsg/
why did they remove almost every silence card
dude yes i love discovering cards with starcraft slop on it
>>528414806Because far too many decks are reliant on deathrattle/reborn/starship bullshit, and being able to punish them for it isn't heckin fair.
>>528414806so card text matters
>>528414806i'd be unfair if control decks had a counter
>>528415490silence is control
you control the board
>>528414806It was too strong to be able to stop a buff. Starships cannot work well with silence
>>528415169>>528415238>>528415490>>528415813>>528416793so basically the game would be fixed if there were more silence cards?
only if they're priest exclusive
>>528418125No, battlecries are equally as meme bullshit powerful but have no counterplay beyond Rat and pray.
>>528146738 (OP)>I Want To Get Cemented EditionMe too
>log in
>raped by mech warrior who have 2 cubes and all combo cards
>raped by aggro dh who have double 5/5 on turn 4
>raped by double ghost shaman on turn 7 because shudder delete my hand
at least quest is complete...
Building a deck and playing the deck is DK's fucking weakness? LMAO
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>>528445295>challenging to pilot decks
is ballhog the lowest skill, highest reward deck to ever exist? I can't even think of old decks that compare, maybe some Leper Gnome deck that existed at some point?
>hex in deathrattle
>counterspell secret
>poison weapon
TOTAL KJ death
>>528446812Literally every starship card
>>528446812there are plenty of decks historically that just autopilot flowchart every turn
but yeah, the ball hog one is a perfect example of it
>playing warlock
>nothing but imbue paladins with infinite boards
>zero druids
>changed to rogue
>nothing but imbue druids with infinite boards
>zero paladins
BUT WE DONT SCAN YOUR DECK
>holy wrath into 125 ceaseless to face
im not even mad but this is beyond gay
>lose match
>next match
>top deck and flamestrike on cherry
such skill wow totally not rigged 50%
we are almost at a new expansion, what level in the rewards track did everyone get to? how much gold do we have saved up again?
>>528462660oops forgpt something
>>528462390Holy Wrath + the new card that tells you what's on top of your deck seems like a funny meme while returning to the good old Shervala Shotgun ways. Is there a way to shuffle him back into your deck if you draw Ceaseless?
>>528394343lol you are retarded and wrong
>>528418125for the most part, yes
>>528465428don't tell them that the popular build of Imbue Paladin is actually a control deck, they're not ready for the trvth.
>>528464687only sir finley
Fix the fucking cpu bug already
Handbuff hunter seems pretty strong
>>528470678 > > force dx11
>>528470694Just a braindead high roll deck
>>528470982speaking....
not rigged i swear....
>>528471360What are people even running librarian for
>>528471610elusive shit.... i lost many games because someone rolled elusive
>>528471949Guess it‘s good against warrior
>>528469020A shame. Get on it, Cora. Just reprint Banker, it'll be good times to watch the Control decks just straight up die to 250 damage to the dome.
>>528411618Yes, because sometimes the game is rigged against your opponent so you get to win.
>1 hour game vs 0/0 amalgam
how is this shit still ingame ?
>>528475138why did you let that happen?
>>528471610i use it on the enemy DK leeches to leave them with several useless 0/2s on the board taking up and to send a message
>>528471360>bullying a menagerie bro, one of the last honest mans deckconsequences will never be the same
>>528475601thats undead handbuff dude... he cheater 10/20 minions like 3 times
>>528475960bro just run big game hunter lmao
We're in the big leagues now boys
>>528476220librarian actually do same job....
who the fuck asked for this mercenary shit? waste of fucking dev time and resources
>>528477113you'll be happy to know mercenaries was abandoned over a year ago.
>>528477228lets fucking goooooooooooooooooooo
>>528445543probably referring to the corpse mechanic. Would actually be an interesting resource management minigame if corpses weren’t so abundant and good corpse spending cards so few.
>>528478525yeah they should really up the cost of corpses for all of the DK cards
Oh fuck off....
giving elusive to everyone biggest cora mistake
>>528482527Looks like you were absolutely screwed either way.
>>528482527oaky so what was your plan if he didnt have elusive?
>>528483160because 6 mana ran rape me 3 turns
>>528483232Swd and blizzard in tess
Only one way to play standard
>>528483831what happens if I use this against someone who played the lego demon that gives them an infinite deck of demons?
>>528484973zero impact
because they refill every turn
>>528484973It would destroy all 30 cards in their demon portal and then the demon portal would immediately refill with 30 new demons.
>>528483831it kinda only works against imbue pally and (shit) fire mage.
>>528485187when you facing 10 imbue niggers in row it help BUT next match this little mech sits in your starting hand and you facing aggro priest... fucking rigged shit
>>528483831Protoss mage shits on imbue paladin.
>>528486003but im not prot mage
>nigger trying zilliax>forgot he was transformed into 10/10 dragonCollosissy only for emergency clears
>>528486471I mean if you hate imbue paladin, just play protoss mage. Which is a decent deck instead of running steam cleaner.
>>528486984game rigged anyway
i won next game rekt by imbue mage
next game imbue pala brick himself
>>528487135What rank are you at that has imbue mage?
>>528489362diamond10 it was protoss+imbue
>remove librarian
>game ended with 150 armor dh
>add librarian
>game ended on turn 8 asteroid face because i replaced steamcleaner
YOU CANT FOOL SYSTEM
>>528491171How about you remove both of the garbage tech cards from your deck and just try to execute on your gameplan faster.
>add shit tech cards to deck
>turns out they're useless in most matchup (and even if they're useful in a matchup you need to actually draw them)
ALGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>528491683try to read first
>>528491893I got the same impression as that anon. You're a shitter and your decks are bad.
>>528493048yeah. if you rely on it youre bad
can't wait to dust my 6 copies in two weeks when the nerf finally comes :)
>>528493923Imbue paladin isn't good. DH is going to get nerfed first.
>>528493048it also shows you when they draw ysera and other cards that revealed themselves to you in other ways
>>528486984But anon! That'd be a good, high Skill action instead of a fully scrub mode melty about rigging.
And you know what I am!! I am a lil bit LOONY!!! Perhaps a little TROONY!!!
LOONY!!! TROONY!!! 4CHANNY!!!!
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>Tech cards are put aside in a way they don't bother your main deck (Sideboard, Extra deck, etc...)
>Tech cards often instantly make you win the game (Tormod's, Rest in Peace)
>Other card games do Bo3 so you can bring those in
>In those other TCGs putting them main deck is fucking retarded outside of specific circumstances
>In HS tech cards are both weak in their match up, random, have bad stats or all of the above
>Tards and shitters put them main deck, randomly queue up and it has no use then they mald about how the algorithm is fucking their wife
Tech cards are inherently shit in this and every game, the only good one is this retard in wild otherwise you just consneed to mage and call it a day.
If you want tech cards to be useful they need to either be playable without text or the game needs to move to Bo3 format with sideboards. Or 1 mana non-legendary ETC which would be utterly fucking cursed to play against.
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This deck feels so slow, Im always catching up. Looks like it needs a buff, but If the hero power was 1 I believe it would be broken instead. I just dont know what to do. Any tips on what to take out/add?
if I reach silver 5 is it possible to drop back to silver 6? Im new
>>528501189no, 5 and 10 are rank floors at each tier
>>528501189No.
5s and 10s are the rank floor
>>528501224okay thank you!
question about the battle pass xp boost. is it cumulative? like if I get the 15% and then later the 20% so I have 35% increased total?
>>528501028need to cut down on the number of beasts, should only be playing ones that are particularly good with the hero power. Jewled Macaw, Umbraclaw, frog and dreamsaber out. probably runebear out too, patchwork pals in so that all buffs land on either magma hound or huffer.
>Missplay meme combo
>Win anyways
>>528503260thank you. I'll change it a bit and report later after a few games
>>528503405Sometimes you're so far ahead that even misplays won't stop you from winning.
>>528503928It was a zero pressure match up too I feel bad for that random DK player trying handbuff DK.
>>528503928the average player here misplays almost every turn.
>>528504852There are misplays I realize immediately and there are misplays I realize in hindsight.
Those do not count because it is impossible to play around everything because of card generation and fake randomness.
>>528504919>misplays I realize in hindsight don't countthey do
>it is impossible to play around everything because of card generation and fake randomness.Cope
>>528504852The average player here misplays every turn and even misplays pre-game.
>>528504919>Don't play around the one thing that could make you lose>It happens>Fucking fake rng it was rigged, RIGGED I SAY!!!
>>528505019How do you play around Fyrakk's random spells.
It can win or lose the game.
>>528505374Nobody said "not playing around fyrakk is a misplay"
>>528505374You play around things you can meaningfully play around.
If I am playing parrot hostage I don't play around secret tech because I know I'll just take the fat ass L on the forehead anyways.
If I am normal hostage mage and my opponent plays a Zeph are some point when I had a secret up, they probably have antisecret cards now so I play around those.
You can play around more things than you think you can btw, you just have to choose to play to win (if they have it, they have it and you lose) or play to not lose (if they do have it, you don't lose).
>>528431361Well, we used to have the scorpion for hunter, but hunter usually isn't that much of a control deck to run it over just more face damage.
>dont want to play slop of the moment opponent
>alt tab and do something else
>a recent opponent would like to be your friend!
>>528517954You HAVE to play the game even if you're losing, because... just BECAUSE! OK?!!111
>>528521527it's a guaranteed quest, just reroll if you don't wanna do it
>>528524916I always reroll it to send them a message that I don't like the quest changes.
>>528526225im sure they will revert them any day now
keep it up anon
Should I pick a loaner deck now, or wait 6 days? Do new ones pop up or will I just lose my chance forever?
>>528526653They will submit to the gamer's will or they will perish.
>>528465428>No U!!The sign of defeat.
What's the slowest Battlecry animation? My Shudder deck needs improving.
did they forget about the reveal?
Did Paladin really need infinite value on top of a board clearing lifesteal aura they can guarantee draw on curve?
How is it possible that starshit is still dominating the meta?
1 mana make your deck worse lmao
>>528538376is that the quest reward?
does tradeable count as shuffle?
>>528540175hero power: 1 mana draw 2 cards that didnt start in your deck.
>>528535161nta but you are your post was so retarded it's no point to argue with you, if you genuinely believe "Imbue Paladin is one of the most aggressive an d oppressive mid-range decks in recent memory" you are either mentally ill or literally retarded in the clinical sense of the word
>>528496369Just make all tech cards tradeable. Easy.
>>528540175>into your deck, 5 timeswhy is there a comma here
>>528540175Might be playable in Asteroid Rogue as a way to stave off fatigue and get some last bits of chip damage in?
>>528541925I assume they were trying to make it clear that you don't proc the quest off of Incindius shuffling 5 cards into your deck, but instead that you have to put cards into your deck 5 times.
>nta but you are your post
Some jokes write themselves.
Why have the armor starship decks been allowed to run this rampant for this long, I know blizz doesn't care about this game anymore,,, but this is just pathetic.
that's such a faggot quest design. shuffling 5 times isn't even possible with thief rogue. you will have two versions of this deck, the one that blizzard intended with every archetype card they printed at tier 6 and asteroid rogue(now with more support!).
>>528543556Because they have a natural predator in Wheel Lock if they ever get too uppity.
>Turn 1-2
>Enemy takes longer than 5 seconds to take their turn
>Concede out
Sorry I don't have 5 minutes for your low IQ 56k dial up ass to do 1 or 2 things.
>>528545654My bad I play on my phone while I wage from home and sometimes I forget.
>>528543556because control players will literally throw a fit on reddit if they will ever be forced to trade minions to survive
this guy will never get 12 wins
hs renaissance confirmed
forsen just did another missplay :POGCHAMP:
is there some stream with drops going on?
>>528543556Gaining armor is hecking wholesome (unless dh does it) so reddit won't cry about it
>you can buy tavern ticket bundles only once
holy shit how fucking jewish can you be
>>528558015why would you buy anything from blizzard with actual money in the first place?
>those rogue cards
So they made a bunch of cards that are for 1 specific deck they‘re pushing and if that deck is shit then the class has nothing new? I hate this design philosophy
>>528559417I played their games for free for like 10 years and wanted to play arena
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>we will never get decks as fun as alterac valley thief rogue again because the redditors on the design team have been convinced that printing strong cards is bad for the game
>>528562335It wasn't thief rogue it was gnoll: the deck. Much like harbinger: the deck before they nerfed him
>>528563101The deck could do much more. Decks these days are 2-3 broken payoff cards and a bunch of arena tier cards around them
shaman is so fucking stupid in arena I feel disgusted getting these wins
shaman is so fucking stupid in ranked I feel disgusted getting these wins
>>528565272dont make fun of me
I just got a 10/10 from a single imbue on a 4 drop
>>528565823lol. lmao. nice job nigga
>>528566454yeah truly outskilled my opponent there
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>>528521527>tfw have to play the game to get resources for a game i dont play
>get the feedback survey from Blizzard
>2/3s of it are focused around how fun and exciting I find the flavor text themes of the expansions instead of if the cards are good or promote fun gameplay
>half the remaining questions are about if they should rename Loaner decks to something more fun and exciting
Honestly, that explains so fucking much about the way this game is going.
nevermind no longer disgusted
7 wins after getting druid'd twice, that class makes anything fair game
>>528578697Seems they are discussing whether to offer an entire expansions worth of cards for everyone without having to open packs from what I gathered
>>528580025They didn't ask me anything about monetization, but that might because I told them the game is unfun repeatedly.
only 2 weeks more weeks until i can play...
>>528541925because you have to play 5 cards that shuffle cards into your deck, not that thats hard.
>>528580025Z*ddy said that he has something to talk about tomorrow regarding the games future so we‘ll see. They need to stop listening to that fuck though. It‘s not doing the game any favours
>>528584712EoS! EoS! EoS! EoS! EoS! EoS!
>>528584712>zeddy has clickbaitsay it aint so
>>528543556because the diaper players that control the narrative on social media love stacking infinite armor and will shit their diapers if you try to nerf it in any way
>>528584712Creators have seen the new "improved" arena rewards already and aren't happy.
>tank wild mmr until I'm playing against jank aggro decks
>win 5 games in a row
>immediately queue into 5 reno warriors in a row
wild mmr bands are insane. there's such a huge range where you face nothing but retarded removal vomit diaper decks that completely suck the fun out of everything
>>528587360reno warrior isn't even a good deck. cope
>>528587484never said it was op retard. its not fun to play against a deck that does nothing but spam lifegain and removal until you concede out of boredom
>>528585548we will not be that lucky
god I hate druids in arena so much it's unreal why do they have an endless amount of OP bullshit snowball cards
playing currently against a guy who played like 20 more cards than me because he had THREEE of that dryad which converts nature spells into 2/2 that reward the spell again
>>528595968Probably a chinese cheater.
>>528596880you can just say chinese lol
I save my ladder climbing until the end of the month to avoid the tryhards
oh no no almost had it but then the druid played one of the seven legendaries he gets that provide him with a permanent effect that cant be countered or removed
and then he played all his spells that discover spells which he unlike other classes gets like 4 different ones, man great times all around
>>528599631the winrate difference laddering the 20th vs the 2nd of the month is about 20%
>>528599895oh wow really? that actually seems insane
>>528600256just my guess based on the couple of time I've laddered late in the season. But I'm also 11x star in any format that I try in, so most people my own skill level hit legend already and I'm queuing into much worse players for it.
>>528581174You are like a little baby.
>>528539065>>528540175How ? its free 2 cards for 1 mana
Actually good with KJ free 2 cards every turn
>>528607758>diluting your deck with discovered cards is actually goodIt's shit for anyone except Rogue, but might be playable for Rogue with how quickly they can turbo through their deck and then need value + a way to fight fatigue but I can't imagine what you'd cut to make room for them considering people are already cutting Incindius for being to slow and not having room in their 30 cards.
>>528578181thats not the problem
the problem is that i had to switch to a deck i dont like to do it...
>>528503260>>528503662welp, I tried and tried, did about 10 iterations of this deck and none were promising at all. All I can say is fuck Paladin, why has it not been nerfed yet?
I get to control the early board, then it vomits lifesteal and an even larger board and the game is over
>>528613254show me the best build
Are cards weighted in the opening hand/mulligan? Might be some kind of a bias but some cards are way more common than others.
>>528614691yes
>did you win last game?more likely to get bad cards
>did you lose last game slightly less likely to get bad cards
>did you consecutively lose last games get good opening cards
>>528614691No, there are millions of games of collected data and nothing has suggested that opening hands are anything but random.
>>528614656I forgot which one was best, maybe 6 was good? decktracker isnt showing matches properly. either way this is best currently, I tried cheaper, I tried removing the umbraclaws (then found out that I really need all the imbue I could get by going a few games with just 1 imbue forced 50% or not), I tried murlocs for draw, I tried early removal. Only thing I refused to take out was origami frog due to it being the namesake of the deck and being rather versatile (always had a use for it)
is ashamane rogue fun to play?
>>528620371why not?
t. just pulled ashamane
>>528541308>It's okay for this card to be a brick, you can toss it away for 1 mana! Lol, lmao. Go ahead, spend 1 mana to reroll a shit card into hopefully a good one, see what happens.
>>528620415idk. never played it. I dont like rogue
>>528615385Isn't origami frog anti-synergy with the imbue hero power? I'd remove it
If you want more removal librarian is better and tradable when you don't need it
>>528621702i think he's trying to buff the frog to swap attack with his own minion
>>528622208>>528621702frog is either used as-is or to buff my own minion, or buff their minion then death roll it (the OTK meme dream).
>>528624156>Opu the Unplayable
>>528624156Opu? More like POOPOO because this card is SHIT
I quit the game 4 months ago for good and I'm feeling way better now, I hope you all do the same :)
leeches are zero brain nigger cards kill all niggers in real life that use them
>>528625338you aren't white enough to be spouting off like that
>>528619853currently 3rd in top 1k players
https://www.hsguru.com/decks?player_deck_archetype[]=Ashamane+Rogue&rank=top_legend
>>528626176did he ask if it's good?
>>528626250no, but list could help
so how the fuck am i supposed to win in arena(underground)? i get what seems to be the best draft ever but then my opponent just has an answer for everything and churns out more cards than i do
>>528626506post pick list (so that I can tell roast you)
Picks
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>>528626605>so that I can tell roast youmishmashed two sentences together but anyway I want to see something like this.
I like the new rogue cards
>>528607758>>528608532Good thing it's a fucking ROGUE card then, you fucking retard.
>Urrrgh, this warrior card that spends armor fucking sucks for mage.
what do you think the average iq of this thread is?
imo it's between 85-90
>>528637323Unironically 80 with some outliers at 105.
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>>528637323finally have an excuse to post my IQ test results since the thread 404d before I was finished.
>>528639069>he boughted a test>he didn't gotted in
>>528639069>Online IQ test
>>528640126the test is free
>>528640167yeah no shit
>>528640282>She doesn't knowHohehehe
my IQ degraded massively from 140 at 15 to 120 at 30
but at least I'm not Forsen
>>528640382You think I don't know that online IQ tests have inflated scores?
>>528640778If you know, why you share your scare retard-chan?
Better to stay silent and have people assume you are stupid than speak and have them know.
now that all the cards revealed is there any good(as in top tier competitive player reviewing the entire set not some soituber reviewing 3 cards at the time as they get revealed) set review out already?
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>>528640892>Bronzelet thinks xhe would be better than me on the online test
oh sweet I get to lose to the same uncounterable infinite value gimmick again
ebin ebin ebin ebin ebinnnnnfsdhjbksdhgujidfsghivsdfhbjvk
>>528641064I am smart enough not to humiliate myself in public.
Unlike you hahaha.
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>>528641592You literally don't even know who I am
>>528641684I don't keep track of every retard I see here.
>IQ tard gets btfo
>doubles down
lil bro desperate for relevance
>>528641771>>528641930How the fuck are you supposed to "keep track" of nameless faceless bodies of text. I could be anyone or no one. I effectively stop existing the moment you forget about me. Look inward before you call someone else a retard.
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>>528640950>is there a set review that isnt some content starved grifter doing 12 videos?wait for the shack review today, brother
>I am high IQ you are retarded!!
>Still dancing like a puppet on strings
Ponder your puppeteer being a monkey hyuk hyuk
>>528640950Trump review, he is /our comedian/ after all!
>>528642120You type like a weak, idiotic cuck with a massive chip on your shoulder, that is how we know it's you Vae ;)
Can anyone give me a decent Wild Thief Rogue deck?
>>528644496generating random cards sucks in wild because there's too many weak old cards. You could probably try something similar to the pack/gnoll miracle deck that used to exist before it got nerfed with Velarok and Nightmare Fuel thrown in.
>>528644496>DecentIf that is the operative word, you are fucked.
Cutlass rogue is definitively a deck that sometimes wins, but it isn't decent.
>>528648027very nice anon, you have humiliated yourself by taking the test.
>>528644496Thief rogue is mostly for fun and not for winning. Tesspionage might get you to Diamond if you grind because people are retarded at low ranks.
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I might have scored too high to keep post here.
>another major round of layoffs next week for xbox
cora bros..
>>528649778are we cemented?
is now a good time to get back to hs
can i f2p without having to play 20hrs/day of bgs
is arena fun
>>528651156about as good as any other time
no
no
>>528651216gaaay
guess ill stick to watching old trump cards on yt
>>528651156I think the loaner decks are pretty good so yes go ahead (don't touch arena)
>>528651892>don't touch arenai want to tho it was my fav gamemode
>>528651994blizzard killed it
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>>528624156wait till +1 spell damage
im not even happy after winning a 25 minute slugfest. im just glad that its over. im so tired.
>>528652570entry gold cost have doubled, rewards pretty much halved = hardcore arena playerbase who sustain themselves with their wins no longer exists
daily reminder control players murdered this game by making blizzard buff them to the point of absurdity and they STILL claim their decks are too weak
>>528654478daily reminder you're brown
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24216434
board pets are finally here
>>528659041who asked for this? I'll tell you who, women and trannies
>gacha box for the pet
they're gonna do $10 per roll, aren't they
>>528659750Whales deserve it
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>>528636142Potentially playable isn't the same as good, my brown friend. Do you think playing three random legendaries, without any mana cheat, is a good play, especially if you have to draw the later two? Yes, it's value, but you can see the average roll from Marrin's Crown, which does little to nothing with how efficient board clears are, and you get two of them for 3 mana compared to paying full price. If you're spending 7 mana on a Boulderfist Ogre, aggro decks will kill you for it, while control decks are going to remove it and gain life so they're further outside the range of your reach. It also makes it harder to guaranteed draw your space rocks while you have spell damage on the board, which further limits your reach. The quest is slightly better, since I assume the Ninjas have stealth, but you're still paying 5 mana for maybe 6 damage the following turn if there's no taunts, and you're down one card in your mulligan which significantly reduces the odds of drawing spider to get to the end of your deck. It also hard requires you to get 5 shuffle effects off to have any value, which means Shadow Step must be used on the Maulers or Incindius, which significantly limits the ability to pop off with the deck.
Meanwhile, you have to find something to cut from your deck to fit these cards in. What are you going to cut that these bad cards are better then?
>pets
>That expensive
who is this for
>>528659041i have a feeling zeddy will release a 20 minute video whining like a middle school girl, pooping in his diaper and throwing a tantrum like a child and then quietly buy every single darkmoon ticket
bookmark this post and enter it into the cloud
>>528659041Why does it feel written by AI
>Trying to finish the event quest
>Pick demon hunter and face paladin with ideal curve
>Switch to paladin and face demon hunter with ideal curve
>Repeat until quest is over
>>528661392no way to know it since that would require to watch zeddy and that shit aint happening
Can we pay for pulls with gold
>and the first pull is free
Shame gacha terminology... how mighty fallen
>>528661847hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
it might be a gacha box but at least we aren't at marvel snaps levels of releasing $140 store exclusive mechanically unique cards yet
>>528662057Gacha thats it
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>>528661392it's 17 minutes other than that you will be right but it's like predicting the sun is gonna rise tomorrow
mr fors just lost to an 11 year old girl
the game still has a 100% usage bug when launching
>>528661392>I have a feelingThat's a fact of life, Zeddy is a paypiggy and will buy anything Blizzard shits out.
Good luck to anons to *win* Krush with 0.1% with first pull
I will win the pet with my first roll
>m not paying 158$ for a digital pet when i can spend 150$ and adopt a cat from the animal shelter, js.
haha tube zeddy comments are gold
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>>528663359>>528663426I never payed for a pet in my life, apart from vet costs. I always picked up an abandoned stray after I established it was not someone's lost pet
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>>528663665omg
you stupid png/jpeg shit
Anyway enjoy Tsukiko belly
>>528663359>magically forgets the thousands in vet bills
>>528663882>>528663665I meant cat, but cars are free too
>>528663908>living in America
Oky coold idea
>when you lose 10 fights in row you pet dies
>you pay 1000 runestones for funeral
>then you must buy new pet from store
>its same pet
>it cost 160 bucks or 0.1% with first pull
HIRE ME CORA
>>528664384I need to make sure my cat isn't racist you neonazi fuck
worst part about arena is that most of the best classes are really fucking unfun to play
dk or dh is alright I guess, but druid? shaman? ugh
>>528664543Absolvtely kino.
Make it better by giving F2Ps the skulls of dead pets.
wait, your opponent can't even see the paypiggy pet?
who pays for that
>>528659041So this is what dev time was spent on, uh.
Oh well, if this pleases whales.
>you can't even buy the pet directly, you have to gamble for itLMAO
This is so fucking jewish holy shit
>Darkmoon Faire Treasures is not available to players under the age of 18 in certain regionsAhahah fucking hell the gambling is so blatant it's illegal for minors in some countries
Let's see the price and odds
https://us.support.blizzard.com/en/article/32545
>The chances of receiving each Treasure, based on your very first pull in Darkmoon Faire Treasures, are displayed below:>Cosmetic Pet – King Krush 1 0.1000%>Each time you use Runestones to receive a Treasure, the cost of the next reward INCREASES as followsHOLY FUARK this gets worse and worse the more I dig into this, this is some advanced predatory gacha shit
>>528667312Based, hang all paypiggies
they should have put a night elf in a skin tight black bikini and i would do the pet event
>the price of two AAA games for a dancing dinosaur in a digital card game
seems fair
>>528668914im going to win it on my free acc because i have
7 5star characters on my free HSR acc
>>528667312>Pull 10: $50This is so predatory it's comical.
waifu skin in shop for 1,000 gold
>paysissies
Nooo!!! This is predatory!!! I want muh pet OIIIIINK!!! SQUEEEAL!!!
>F2Pchads
Who the fuck cares lol, pay up piggy
>>528670487cool I didn't have a coom skin for warlock yet
>>528670487>demonic ebonic warlock
This disconnect shit has cost me so many games it's unbelievable. Actual blood boiling seethe. Why even bother playing if you're just going to get fucked by something out of either players control?
>>528667312paypiggys seething about $150 to get the funny dino pet your opponent cant see aside, the rest of the items % is pretty generous
>missing lethal to go 0-3
this is premium content
is this the first time they've rotated an old diamond skin back into the store, it's cheaper as well
>>528670487hot, fuck these chuds
>dominate priest in arena
>drop a omegabuffed rattlegore, knowing I have a counter to mind control in my hand (asvedon)
>priest plays sylvanas mind control instead
>not a spell
>lose to rattlegor
XDDDD
this game is dogshit
when im outta gold im leaving forever
I fucking hate pockettrain. he is ruining every stream he chats in. just fuck off and stream on your own
>>528677342you got enough drops chud now pay for the pre-order
>>528674918have you considered playing against yourself? take the botpill, flood the game with bots
Why isnt there a tech card like the ones kill taunt minion, destroy location, secret, and so on but for starships, regardless if they are being built or not
>>528681285oh there is
Never seen him in arena
>>528681174There's one that kills starships or their pieces, but nothing interacts with one being built because it would be mean if you could actually destroy their gameplan but also they would have pretty much zero counterplay beyond hoping you don't draw it.
>>528681174and i'm pretty sure silence works on parts
>>528681114nah I dont like playing shaman
Someone make a new thread
>>528681375>you could actually destroy their gameplan but also they would have pretty much zero counterplay beyond hoping you don't draw it.okay thats their fault and weakness for playing that deck then. idc
>>528682658no lets put this doggy down
>>528683879It's just shit design. You can kill your own minion to play around silence, you can keep shit in hand to play around rat, you can avoid weapon and location hate to an extent by not playing them until you're ready to use them, as well as avoiding playing them until you've got enough pressure to punish the tempo loss of playing a tech card. There's no way to protect a building starship by virtue of it being trapped on the board for many turns.
>>528667312Yea, this actually disgusting. Its one of the most Jewish things I've ever seen. Just the way obfuscates so much shit while focusing specifically on kids. Its one of the worst gacha systems I've ever seen in terms of predatory aspects. 98% of people are paying at least 108$. Something like 92% will pay 158$.
I genuinely hope Blizzard gets sued for this. I doubt anyone cares enough about HS anymore, but just the levels of obfuscation targeting children is so maliciously evil that everyone involved in this should be put out on the streets.
>>528667524>>528672932Paypigs dont care. The problem is how it sucks people into spending by presenting it as "only costing 2$" a roll and presenting it as if it only cost 20$ for everything.
Blizzard could put it in the shop for 300$ and the retarded pigs would buy it, but nobody else. This is specifically to trick people into thinking the price is less than it actually is.
>>528684710Unfortunately gacha have done this shit for years without any legal trouble.
Fortunately, the UE and some countries are starting to slowly catch on to this.