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>>527901668Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
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Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
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Pool code: inkgen
>Newsโข Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
โข Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
โข Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
conch clash sex with rainy woomy
>>528192043 (OP)Sex with this woomy.
Woomies are designed for sex
Anyone know how many 3rd kits are missing?
>>528194752>image primarily full of veemos
>>528195196he spams this on /v/ too lol
Summer is here, you know what that means
>>528195368Random thunderstorms that destroy you neighborhood and cut out your power.
>>528195882I don't live in a third world country, what does this mean?
>>528195368Donkey Kong Bananza!
>>528195368Splatoon Raiders direct.
>>528195882I miss the rain. No, not summer showers that only last barely an hour. I'm talking those long, drawn out storms that blot the whole sky out and last a whole week. The kind where you got the whole county talking about it. The kind where you get to eat Mountain Mike's pizza and play on your DS instead of going to school...
>>528195956That's what summer weather is here.
>>528196157More Shiver wearing barely anything, can't wait
>>528196389>school being canceled due to rainThat must be some flooding rain.
>>528189769>works like a splatling>plays like a splatling>serves splatlings' role>dies to eliter like a bitch, like a splatlingit's a splatling
>mini and editsmall splatlings are less like splatlings than snipewriter is
Watch how this'll get some sort of double jump with an ink boost, or a hover that lets you glide across gaps.
>>528197290i bet the fan is a new weapon type
>>528197290What if the game had a shadowy doppelganger.
>>528197702Flamethrower weapon I'm calling it now.
>>528196580I already knew you were fucking stupid just from maining H3 but this is a new low
>>528197802Who do you want to rescue?
>>528197702>>528197846Occam's razor
It's literally just the Pearldrone sprinkler from Side Order
>>528192043 (OP)slam dunk character design. Now everyone is lusting over mechanic-chan
So I guess the whole "finale of the splatoon saga" thing was a lie now that Deep Cut is getting their own game. Maybe nintendo should've made a new idol group as a tease for splatoon 4?
>>528200876They pretty much spelled it out, it's the new squidbeak splatoon's story arc and not the whole series.
>>528200876I mean, it was never going to be the end of the story. We ended Splatoon 3 with Agent 4 missing and Li'l Judd running Grizzco.
I want Callie in Raiders.
>>528202308Amiibo exclusive
>>528197947there is absolutely nothing wrong with h3
aside from its splat3 kits that are three flavours of BORING
and even they aren't that bad when you realise that ngmi's obsession with not repeating himself means it'll only have those kits in splat3 which is terminally fucked anyway, and so will never get them in splat4 that has a faint chance of being good
>>528202308Callie in a bikini
>>528205047Erotic...
Get that sweaty yellow thing out of there though, it's distracting
Scratched my Switch 2's plastic cover while cleaning it, I'm taking it off once my screen protector arrives.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>528205047It becomes lewd if you crop the bottom half of the image out lol
>>528206130Nintendo cooked when they added hip bones to the woomys and veemos
>>528205047So many good artists dont do lewds. Its a great loss.
>>528206251It is a great loss, we need more of Agent 8's fat ass drawn
>>528206130>>528206878These cephs need to lose weight
>>528206130Are you sure this is a girl
>>528206949 What about this one?
>>528207146>>528207319>Those few bra pixelsUse your eyes
>>528207384the steelhead being in the bag removes any form of lewd implications
do you think salmonids eat eachother sometimes?
Chomp
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>>528205047easy on the fries fry
the untold and untapped secrets of [woomy!]
SR at rotation for a king.
The teal accent make it look like the each letter of the logo is wearing spats. It's kinda hot.
>>528210667>please sell me shit nintendo!deranged
>>528211013let people enjoy things
>>528211063they should focus on making the game the most enjoyable it can be first
>>528211013we need customizable controllers and alternate looks. Grey shit is soulless and boring.
>>528211801the gbc era is over. no more colors.
>>528212380>proudly paying half a grand for a grey boxokay bugman
>win
>feel nothing
>lose
>feel anger
>>528212584nice depression squibba
>>528212696Only happens when I play this game
>>528211801wait for aftermarket parts
>>528212808I want official :/
>>528211013>in the consumer thread>people are in fact, consuming
>>528212961official components, unofficial components
all made in TAIWAN
>>528212808It needs to be an official Switch 2 procon for the upgraded gyro.
>>528213494doesn't have to be a whole aftermarket controller either, just the shell
and aftermarket procons will catch up tech-wise in half a year
>>528212696How is that depression?
Its too hot to play video games, I feel like Im gonna waste away the summer doing nothing till it starts getting cold again
I just wanna play splatoon and not feel like Im gonna be sick
>>528214767Go outside, get a pet, do anything. It makes playing splatoon afterwards more fun.
When's the new fest gear dropping?
>>528216792It's in the Switch menu news already.
>>528208403they cook for each other
>>528216775warm ink baths
>>528219247Unga then bunga
It all makes sense now lmao
There's nothing sweeter and tastier than a perfectly ripe watermelon on a summer afternoon
>>528198531Practicing cowgirl style huh
>>528219736Juneteenth was yesterday anon
>tfw gf doesn't let me put the air conditioning lower because she's "too cold"
I love her but I hate women
>>528220572She was subtly telling you to wear less.
>>528220751Why was she yelling hysterically then
>>528220572Thatโs womenspeak for โheat me with your own bodyโ
>>528220572if you're setting your ac lower than 25, you're a subhuman and should have no voting rights
>>528220572you should strip naked and spread your asshole in response
I donโt know English. Can you launch a splash wall and lunge and be protected?
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>>528221479Yes. If you throw it while looking down it activates faster.
>>528217437>eating their own eggsthe weak must be culled
How are you celebrating IRL Marie Day?
I wish this game didn't get the anniversary update so I could quit in peace.
>>528220572you are a bad boyfriend and you should feel bad
maybe you should be gay instead
>>528223896by liking and saving every fanart post about it
>>528224187>tfw gay twink bf starts complaining I set the air conditioning too cold
>>528220886youre speaking in celsius arent you
>>528225702What kind of ac unit is going to allow you freeze water around the house?
>>528225975Ill be honest, Ive never touched a thermostat in my life
>>528225975Mr Freeze's Cold Chamber AC
>>528220886Below 20 is comfy
Between 10 and 16 celcius for me
>>528225702>still using footfag units in the year of our lord 2000+25
>>528226353This is why women hate you
thighhighs should be in the game.
>>528226060my husband doesn't let me adjust the thermostat
I just put on more clothes and blankets because he's a big man baby who can't stand the heat
>>528223896she looks good for 27.
>>528227454whats his switch fc
>>528227525Someone thinks I'm nono?!
>>528227551I don't know his friend code and I'm not logging on to get it for you fairy boy
>>528227761oh I'm sorry
I will not be sharing my husband's friend code with you, manchild.
>>528227379I'm more upset about the lack of true braids.
>>528227674I need a homophobic wife to play splatoon with. Life isnโt fair.
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damn, I had biden and gronk in my game
nice
>>528228013Go outside dude
>>528228047Why is your k/d this low
>>528227525Are there still fr*nch "people" left on /ink/?
this is your teammate for today
>>528227453yaeeehhhhhh baeybyyyuhh.,,,,,..,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,!!,
>>528228195specifically to make you seethe
>>528228606we need a Switch 2 Lite asap
>>528228606kitty headpats for me
>>528229059I sentence you to part-timer salmon run teammates
Splatoon Raiders will have a Splattle Royale mode.
>>528228994woomy contemplating her BUTT
>>528227678>not the updated version
>>528230301Not flat enough.
>>528230301Sex with the stinky woomy.
>>528230541Nice, who makes these collages?
>>528230301>nipple bumpsMISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>528230695Anon did. I think he left around Splat 2's release.
>>528230941no fucking way
>>528221925squid butts are underrated
>>528232049>>528231441I doubt your love for squid butts is real.
>eliter title
>eliter badges
>eliter with lde, rp, os
>maximum sweat mode
>it's fucking turf war
why are charger players such huge faggots?
>>528233227a silly squid forgot to switch off their ranked gear
>>528232702Disgusting FLAR weapon
>>528233474>all of them forget>every time>for dozens of games in a rowa simple mistake, anyone could make it.
>>528233091ponytail ocks were made for human cocks
>>528235554she has thighighs on in the full pic
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118733428
I got splatoon 3 as a gift, is it still worth playing splatty toon fans, i find characters sexy and i hardcore wanted to wife up Callie when i was 13 and played splatoon 1 when it came out
>>528235747you dudes actually jerk off to these characters? i thought it was a meme.
>>528235680no urchin please.
>>528236039this guy doesnt know what rule 34 is
>>528236017Yes
more weapons are coming in september
>>528235680more urchin please.
>>528236063It's the best map tho
>>528236287>>528236310the whole pb was urchin last time.
>>528236490no it wasn't, only the first half was.
>>528235680what a cute little event.
>>528236575What could you possibly do to get blocked from it.
>>528236017lol, yes. Callie is extra cute in Splatoon 3's story mode. Enjoy it
>>528236564only the final 30 minutes weren't uu.
>>528235680is this north america only?
>>528236998No. The timezone is listed for clarity.
putz kino >>>/wsg/5904852
>>528238060Volume warningโฆ
>>528238192>he doesn't fix his settings
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>>528236180>>528236720gotcha gotcha, and man Callie still really is cute to me 10 years later, i wanna pick up drawing again and get good enough to draw us having sex
>>528241952Shiver would NOT be team proshitter.
>>528241952Shiver woud NEVER be a ProChara fan
>>528241952gotta go with team Big Man on this one
>>528242709Me and Woomy been drinking... So been playing bad tonight!
>>528241952Frye gets the food option yet again.
>>528242812Oops didn't mean to reply to you!
>>528241952>yet another rigged Big Man win
>>528242812That woomy should be careful, it's dangerous to drink alone with a stranger
>>528242812this pic reminded that I havent been on a date in years. how do i meet splatoon loving girls?
>>528241952>>528242709Yeah Big Man will get the dub for sure
>>528242812>RingCute... need more wifemies
>>528244009Cute. Need more smoking/drinking woomys
>>528243328She'll be fine with me!
>>528243543My guess is to go out and find one.
>>528244009Cute.
>>528244182Heres Marina.
>>528245410I love seeing regular cephs doing everyday life activities
>>528245410Your artstyle seems familiar. Are you geoexe?
>>528244712>>528244926>>528245091>>528248883I need more pictures of cephs ending it all.
>>528227761You're just as much of a cumdumpster as Callie. You must be so proud.
cephalopods are starving worldwide due to neglect
>>528251291Itโs reassuring that there are no 24 hour posters here.
>>528251884Iโll pee in the sea when I get the chance.
>>528256884How is that reassuring
i used to play splatoon 2 a few years ago, i bought a switch back in the day just to play splatoon (and it was after all the events/height of the game's popularity) which i then sold. i am getting the urge to just buy a switch again just to play splatoon, it's a sham that such a great game is relegated to only a console, but i understand it's the way nintendo operates (and the way that makes the most sense in terms of profit-making). All in all, i miss swinging my big fat dynamo roller and getting one-shots, and playing salmon runs with the few ofd you that were still playing and actively looking to play with eachothers back then.
any dualie squelcher main here?
>lose two games that I was supposed to win to back to back disconnections on my team
yeah i guess im a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy nut now I'm gonna start keeping track of this shit.
Are splatoonfags also splacoomers?
>>528258601I did the same.
I can't connect, I assume it's because there are no other under lv4 players to connect to.
awesome.
Hoping I can join
>>528235680 to get my level up.
I hate this game and everyone who plays it. I only like woomy, and sometimes veemo.
>>528270008And here I thought I was the only one.
>>528272032Antigooners will die of prostate cancer anyway
>>528270008>>528270752kill yourselves
keep your edgy shit outta here
>>528272490>edgyAre you a woman?
>>528258713New kit is mid, as the squids say.
Any dapple dualies main here?
>land direct shot, sometimes twice
>enemy survives inexplicably
>shoot into the air in a random direction
>3 kills
I do not understand Zooka
>>528276006Isn't its hit detection defender-based?
what can I expect for the summer nights splatfest?
>>528275576it's the best screen weapon by far, both main and sub are as appropriate for it as it gets
but, as that squid school pedo said, "you'd rather pick zooka"
>>528277351A large portion of players with the four returning head gears, third kits.
Get the fuck out my open queue frenchoid
I'll miss my howdy hat in Raiders
>>528277886Just block him dude
>>528278170You're too block happy
>>528278170>implying that works in matchmaking
>>528278231The block limit is large enough
It's jap primetime all right.
>>528278916Imagine the smell
>>528278916>30 new kits>one of them is even a charger>nah, i'll play eliter
>>528279159eliter is the apex predator of the game, the only thing that is like eliter is another eliter
>>528277364Yeah but Screen is gay and it's the third Squelchie kit with a "set it and forget it" Special. Should've given CDS Wail and HDS Crab Tank desu
HEY ANONโฆyour fly is down
>>528279159All those players quit when they realized the games matchmaking was still shit.
>>528278170how do you block someone?
>>528279945>homescreen>your profile>add friend>search for users you played with>select user you want to block>blockSimple as
>>528279159Only like five of the new kits are good. Too many had screen and wail.
I think we all knew 3rd kits wouldn't fix this game we just wanted proof of life.
Shame it's brain-dead.
>>528281278Cooler needs to be killed first for 3rd kits to be good.
>>528279591>set it and forget itno such thing
if the special doesn't replace your main, you are supposed to use your main in conjunction with the special to get a temporary burst of extra effect that will let you push
>>528280532>add friendI don't want to add him as a friend I want to block him
do nips not care about the bad netcode?
>>528281278what other anon said, but also nuke the brute force rps specials like zooka and bubble
specials should be moderately powerful and provide a little advantage, not be "what are you gonna do about it, huh?" fuck you buttons
>>528281659They do but 90% of the playerbase is in Japan so it's not a very pronounced problem.
>>528281278most of the kits are good though?
>>528281589You have to go there to block
>>528281505Boring Special gameplay is boring, that's why Wave Breaker, Chumps and Screen are all mid-tier at best and shit tier at worst.
>>528282079every special should be about as powerful as super chump
>>528281906does blocking only stop him from coming to your team or does it also stop him from being part of your enemy team?
>>528282079trizooka is the single most boring special in the series
it does its job, it does it exceptionally well, it fucks off when it's done
a special like chumps, screen or even rain give you a lot more space for creativity and fun
in big part because the opponent gets to fight back, and doesn't just cease to exist right in front of your eyes, or gets stopped dead by a special like bubble or crab that he can't contest without using a special of his own
>>528282759Blocking doesn't work at all in matchmaking. It only works for stopping people from joining rooms and PBs half the time.
>>528192043 (OP)REMINDER: Spla2n rando waves ft. the Grizz Bucket is On
Play and attempt 999, Not like you have anything better to do.
>>528283952No rolls in 2 thobeet
>>528283952>S2 salmon on fucking spawning groundsYou go have fun.
I like when I kill beebs and they scream "awoo"
Here's your teammates for today.
>>528283952>playing splatoon 2LOL
>>528283282It never stopped him from entering the PB, only the host can block someone from a PB room.
>The sunken scrolls will call them roomma-
what do you think grizz posts on the companyโs x account
>>528276510>Shiver tit mogged as always
>>528285416>wearing black clothes in extreme heat You're asking to be cooked
>>528288630Don't worry, Frye is purposefully hiding behind the mechanic for this very reason.
>>528289396shore, if you're still looking
>>528290460You're a sfw board.
>>528290865Woomin up.
>>528291239Can you mod woomy in it?
>>528291464if you can dream it you can do it
>>528293253uh oh now you gotta play this game, sorry about that
Greetings, cephs! The /ink/ divegrass team is about to play their third and final group stage match against /aceg/! We're sitting at the top of the group on 4 points and a win puts us through to the Round of 16. A loss and things get more hairy (surely we can get at least a tie, right?)
The matchday begins in 5 and we're opening the day! Godspeed!
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
Now to start up another game to hide the fact that Iโm playing this other game.
>>528293725ggeegs return of fshskull
>>528293849we don't do hairy
>>528294045Hiding away my dedication.
>>528294046Pearl is hairy so is Callie
>>528293849can you put in more deep cut songs
Playing clamblitz with /ink/ is the equivalent of trying to teach an old person how to use a cellphone
>>528296083way better mini clip than kolds you actually know how to use the weapon kek
>>528297628>>528297781>literally just used trizooka, on a weapon designed to spam trizooka>nice quadlower standards than fucking nono slider clips
>>528298210kek kold is mad as fuck
>>528297781>how can i make this about my senpai >~<
>>528298210The trizooka didn't force them to all line up neatly for the quad confirm. I swear some people play without game audio and then wonder why they get killed from across the map
>>528298210Kold your clip was 2 messy kills on bots and you lost more points while that webm did more than you in way less time
B here, can you keep me in spec for one more game?
>>528293849GGs from /aceg/, squids
Ggs woke up with a bit of a headache
>>528298809>>528297781Can someone post said webm? Is it that bad?
Stop spectating and get back in the game.
>>528298856Let me know when back.
I don't think I've heard that song before.
Why are there still lags in the pb
This game is fun when I'm winning.
>>528299763That's pretty embarrassing and they want to complain about someone else's clean quad and nono clips?
What causes this kind of obsession?
How many knockouts are there going to be?
>>528301423wintrading and flexlion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f2j1jcLER0
>>528301662>mini placed really highno wonder kold suddenly starts trying to use the mini he just keeps stealing from prochara
>>528301438As many as we can get. Nobody here wants to play with their food apparently.
Nono used to make the pb interesting
>>528302430Have you considered balancing the teams?
>>528302583If Fantasy wants specific victories then Fantasy will do that.
>>528302583I'm trying to do consider powerlevels and also generally ranges you guys pick, but sometimes it doesn't work out.
>>528303036F is taking notes from NGMI's playbook
>the team that keeps getting knocked out in the pb always has kold in their team
>Fantasy the pedophile refuses to put kold on spectate ever
kek what a mess
>>528293849We fought hard to a draw and got 5 points this group, which with the other game also being a draw was enough for us to top the group! We skip 2 games of hell's wildcard and advance to the round of 16!
>>528299006GG's! Hope you liked Woomy and Fug's pilot goggles.
>>528304542For sure, they're my favorite headgear (for obvious reasons)
I have peaked, its all downhill now
>>528305414I peaked at birth.
HB
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>>528306742Veemo > Weyyo
Thems the brakes
>4 wins total in a two hour playsession
i need a break.
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://litter.catbox.moe/d6jrahnqsbhsrz5p.flac
Why do you care so much about Splatoon private battles?
It's not that deep
>>528307680GGs! Thanks for hosting.
You know what would be a funny idea.....if the tower could run over people on the opposing team.
>>528308095Itโd be even better if it picked up the pace when Knockouts are obtained.
>>528309709these woomveems should kiss
Donโt leave your ceph in the car with the windows rolled up.
It's okay to leave your woom in a hot car
>>528309709panko thinko
metaru eavesdropping
fantaselfie
>>528309709I wanna see the woomies on the right kissing
Fantasy don't take long to post the pb so kold can point himself out and go "sexy beeb" or some other cringe shit kek
woomies in the night
exchanging woomys
THIS GAME IS FULL OF DISABLED RETARDS I DID A WIPEOUT BY MYSELF AND THEY ALL IGNORED THE TOWER
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Would anyone like to fish for 1 King Salmon on the hour?
>>528313647Room's up.
Host: SS
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>>528315171Tank top woomies are sex.
https://www.youtube.com/live/dJEWEfOI7VY?si=lREc2wXKnPr5yLkr /ink/'s favorite streamers are playing
GGs again.
HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/gdys1h.png
>>528315812I only like dood from the hood
I hate my teammates
I. Hate. My. Teammates.
THEY ALWAYS LET ME DOWN
>>528316038>veemo in lower right cornersexy beeb...
>>528316038sex with all these woomies
>>528316038>one yebso close to perfection
>the underage mormon did the thing unironically
seriously why the fuck isn't this kid blocked?
you aren't fooling anyone
Get your asses on that right grate And stay their till the flies changes
>>528192043 (OP)She's so skilled!
>>528317705sweaty sex with sweaty cephs
>>528316038>kold stole an outfit from ss with the new hatkek shameless
I like to think that woomveems have evolved to not have periods.
How do I check the status of a background check for Grizz? Iโm new here.
>>528319492They do, they're just good at hiding it
Always check if your woomveem is leaking ink, it may be that time of the month
sr_tm
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>>528319051>>528318940GGs SR Crew, brutal King Dalmon slaying.
Until next time.
>>528317705this artist gets me
>>528320257kolds mini webm is better than yours
How do I cope with wiper, splattershot, dualies, and stamper getting three good kits while my favs luna and pain don't get one?
>>528317705There's gotta be a topless version somewhere out there
>>528323457luna has been functionally replaced by s-blast
painbrush got the literal best kit in the game
>>528324540Why would painbrush want wall?
>>528323703How about bottomless
>>528324630Not that Anon but Pain's range and Wall should complements each other but since both deploying Wall and the windup of Pain are both pretty clunky it doesn't feel good to use, at least in my opinion. It doesn't help that Pain's damage drop-off is consistent ontop of the game's poor netcode.
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>>528324873Country wooms make do!
>>528325516drop-off is inconsistent*
>>528324630>weapon with long range>has troubles when challenged by other weapons with long range>gets a wall to alleviate that weakness
>>528324728I don't know...
that bulge is pretty sus
>>528326017She's very puffy down there
>>528325516it kinda feels like walled gloogs, you start shooting when the wall deploys
>>528326017Btw but if that were a proper bulge itโd be pushing outwards more, thatโs just normal clothing folds
>>528326492You lose quite a bit of range and start entering that damage drop-off cliff where I've had people just walk away from taking 3 hits, I want to like the kit but I pretty much just avoid wall, partly because I personally just dislike its clunkiness, always have.
>>528327117Woomy forgot how to gravity...
She won't stop going up...
>>528327783>I've had people just walk away from taking 3 hitsmaking people fuck off and laying hard claim to a key bit of ground can still be very useful in many situations
https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzaWbEn6
https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzaWbEn6
https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzaWbEn6
>please pay attention to my drama kold senpai!!!
How about you kill yourself instead?
How do you keep your cool and aim steady when engaging in close combat?
if you vote against me or use the poll ill have you blacklisted from the fucking pbs just like ss and ballin go fuck yourself well just flood the poll with votes from discord
>>528337436Remember the basics of CQC
>>528337436don't be a spaz, simple
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Is /ink/ ready for the third Great Turf War?
>>528316783he'll troon out and do a tyler perry sooner or later
>>528335432>1 vote for koldHe voted for himself, he literally can't help himself lol he's a lolcow like Chris Chan
>>528343771CALLIEโS TENTACLES ARE NOT YELLOW
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>>528293849in other /vg/ divegrass related news, Splat Tim is now the double champ of it's wrasslin' federation
>>528343771>2 votes>kold stole his little sisters phone to vote for himself again
I heard hippie called ice on her neighbors for being brown
Splatoon Raiders will be disappointing.
>>528346732
https://x.com/OPOP630/status/1936108794079330511?t=buqJNbvJHuXH8HGJW7MqfQ&s=19
>>528347189very high skill gameplay
yeah can i get an uhhh frye with a side of woo.
I heard nono is a pathetic loser that can't let go of /ink/ and continues to plague us with his kold shitposts.
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>>528347772That was 3 months ago doofus
>>528348551Is she married?
>>528347849kek the CucKold Mormon having a melty bc the superior idol has another day dedicated to her
>>528347849>exposes himself
putz said he would kyoani nintendo epd if he loses one more time
>>528349328He's going to make a Lucky Star game?
my stupid fucking yebby got sunburnt. im going to disown him
The less is at stake the more angry I get at the game. I can't relax while playing this game.
>>528350443every stinker girl is taken
>>528350745are you single?
>>528350674>dying of neglect
cucKold Mormon groomed a underage tranny on Hotdogs discord the one where Rayzor and his family ate 3 year old pie on purpose
>>528351334schizo babel salad
do you guys think ballin needs a hug?
reports say that octarians are 2 weeks away from making a inklear bomb
get down there, agent 4
>>528352532New Agent 4 storyline just dropped
>>528352532two more weeks
>>528350745you had ten years since splatoon came out to find someone
no excuses
>>528351676Nono needed one and no one gave him one baka
I don't have a gf because I'm saving myself for woomy.
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>>528348858>>528355554not even the nips care about these days
>>528355671>being an Aori stan loser in 2016+9 time to move on
I can see NGMI's vision. They didn't give splash zip because he will give it to sploosh 7 instead.
>>528356726by kold logic its 5/13 bc 5h1v3r
>>528352532this is not the right ceph for the job
>>528352879It might happen if they want to use small fry again.
>>528355671Your japanese overlords don't care about you being alive either, does that mean you're going to kill yourself?
>>528357214why are westerners like this
>>528357214No but I hate the western splatoon fanbase
>>528348858is this the most embarrassing documentation of st/ink/er behavior we have? Calliebros, surely there's something worse, the second hand cringe is making me feel bad.
Alright /ink/ whatโs wrong with it and what should I change
>>528358260>reefluxChange it.
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cooler on the 96 was a brilliant idea
>>528358260different pants maybe?
>>528358260More one subs like qsj and sub res.
Stealth jump.
>>528358260What's wrong with what, the Main/Subs?
I would probably switch out the Walk Speed Up
>>528357638Yet you willingly engage with them and attempt to antagonize them, quite the mentally unstable person to be complaining about something you bring upon yourself
Inklings and octolings are pretty cool fictional races.
I'M...
OKAY FUCK THIS I'M ON BLOBTV WITH MY FUCKING FLOPS UP I'M NOT STARTING MY FUCKING SELF YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH THIS STUPID FUCKING JUSTICE ALL FUCKING RIGHTEOUS FUCKING SUCKERHEAD SHIVER IS DOING THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING SUCKERHEAD I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO FIND OUT
How do inkling sleep? Do they use beds or just melt into a bowl or something.
>>528361335If cephs can mimic human physiology and culture. They should also be able to mimic the human circadian rhythm
>>528361335they just doze off in both human and squid form
>>528361335I imagine cephs involuntarily turn into their swim form when they fall asleep. Kind of like how alot of people sleep in a sort of fetal position. Octolings also seek out the warmest thing nearby, and will form a large cuddle pile around it.
>>528361335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8iS1vSqE08
>>528366370Can confirm, my ock cuddles up to a plushie and wakes up drooling a little
>>528351606woomy's exceedingly massive butt 1 month after becoming friends with fat veemo
we need dedicated servers, this p2p crap doesn't work if everyone is using dogshit wifi
>>528368458Don't worry. Splatoon 4 won't be any different.
oh well
at least the woomies in the art will still be cute
>>528368656t. Doesn't own the game
I will play Splatoon and I will not get mad.
I will just chill and shoot and have a good time.
Maybe I will 1-star some new weapons I have never touched before.
I will not care about points, winning or losing, or bad teammates.
I can do it.
>>528368879>I will play Splatoon and I will not get mad.Impossible.
>>528369091You're right, I just noticed there's a boat rotation that I haven't freelanced yet
>>528369091if you master this challenge in life you will be untouchable
/ink/er motifs
Different instruments and styles play depending on the /ink/er
>>528370375fat veemo player (im bad with names okay)
bass tuba
>>528370375do instruments of torture count?
>>528370375OP will play the bassoon
>>528369091Honestly it's pretty easy if you don't take it serious. Which I don't for the most part.
every time you get mad just say "well that was silly"
*raids your wallet for a gimmick game*
>get a top 500 on my team for once
>he shits the bed worse than a random B-ranker
Will I guess I'm just not allowed to win
>>528356885>zipcaster has proven to be terrible on anything short-ranged>give it to the shortest-ranged gun in the gamethat would match his levels of dementia desu
>>528370375so kold and happy sky will just plagiarize from sneakysnake kek
every time i get mad i yell nigger
>>528375934badges mean very little at this point unfortunately
>>528376530i hate how the best use for zipcaster is just spamming it as a battering ram, very inelegant
me and my /ink/er team after we go pro for 4
>>528377186>this never happenedIt seems like it was just yesterday that Splatoon comp would be something to look forward to.
>Try to fight Coho on Moroner's Bay
>Do really well at first
>Get it down to less than 50% health with 40+ seconds or so remaining
>Team of randos fucking wipes
>Eject game from Switch OLED
Fucking done with fighting Coho with randos, 75% of them are retarded anyways
*looks at splatoon 3 cart*
[muffled cephalopod help noises]
>pvp win
>pve win
>feel nothing
>pvp loss
>pve loss
>get depressed
I wish i didnt love splatoon.
why do the schizos love k*ld so much
Made me laugh more than usual, except
>sploosh spazzes around randomly and shoots already inked floor
>other tshot shoots at wall just because
Not so funny anymore, I've seen takozones smarter than my teammates.
>>528380064>shoots at wall *uninkable wall
>>528380138not everyone knows every map
>>528380612at this point in the game?
>>528380612Shouldn't play series or be in S in the first place if he doesn't know the map
>>528381787Yes. Thereโs still a wide variety of people who donโt know what can and cannot be done in this game.
>Good evening
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>I had my birthday the other day, although it may be presumptuous of me. I'm honored
>I'm overwhelmed by the many comments and illustrations I've received
>I want to take care of my health this year and live a peaceful life
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>Thank you as always
>Thank you for your continued support this year
>KGG
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>#Hotaru-chan Mari-mari Birthday Celebration
>#ใใฟใซใกใใใพใใผใพใใผ่ช็็ฅญ
>Thank you for this tag and this year too!
>I'll go see it
Delicious cake ;_;
>>528383602delicious hag more like
>booyahing Japanese teammates in SR
wholesome
>>528375934Unless it's a Takoroka badge then it doesn't mean jack shit. Tentatek top 500 was as low as 2300 recently. There's a reason you see more top 500 badges than top 1000s around, they expose themselves as ttek frauds for using the bronze badge but top 500s can pretend otherwise.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
maybe a little after im making breakfast
I want grand fest to rerun so bad
I wish I could make a gyaru woomy
i wish i could mate a woomy
>>528386601Ready to give it a shot?
>>528389186yep, just getting out of a game, opening
>>5283892512/4 if anyone else wants to hop in, let me know
>>528358260>what's wrong with itShe's wearing shoes
having 1 squiffer is bad enough...
Can I have a Yotsuba Woomy?
i think the raiders announcement is overall pretty bad news for the splatoon 4 release date
>>528391343it's good news, means they're actually taking their time with the game
>>528391343Splat 4 needs as much time in the oven as possible. Would want a 2027 release date at the soonish preferably 2028
>>528391317get a j*b and comm somebody
fuck you art begger
>>528391549>>528391552Yeah. If I can't do literally everything I've ever wanted (I.E. fulfilling my autistic fantasies) in a Splatoon game, it's automatically unfinished.
>>528391731>art beggar>when there's probably a ranjillion images on the booruhere's your (you) o algo
>>528391942look it up yourself instead of wasting replies on me
>>528391731No, I'm allergic to employment which is why you need to work for me and sustain me with your tax dollars. Now post pics coward
>>528391552i wanted a splat 4 now to make use of the switch 2 and 2028 would already be time for a splat 5 release
well 4 years wasn't long enough to make 3 good so 4 will need at least 6, so that brings us to at least 2032
>>528392740Coof absolutely demolished Nip work culture thoughever
>>528370375Already got mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G58Ud_YG4Gw
hereโs my motif they got you!
When did motif start becoming a thing and why?
>>528395097the name of the instrument resembles the slur "faggot" and "op is a faggot" is an often used phrase on 4chan if you still dgi don't talk to me again
I don't know about music, I only know woomy.
>>528396406When your woomy is born with an extra set of beakteeth, duh
GGs G, thanks for playing
My woomy won't stop biting her friends
I think she has rabies
>>528397065Take her out back.
>>528396090What if I told you I gi all along and was being obtuse on purpose
Will you play splatoon with mouse controls if they add it?
>>528400083nigga I don't even use gyro
>>528400491name? fc? rank?
>>528399890what's her secret?
>>528400921Sheโs a lemon
>>528397629i suspected as much but still felt like explaining
>>528402818Thats actually kind of sweet, youre a good anon
>>528400921Octempic supplements, gym visits between shows and her own brand of luxury cosmetics
>>528403842Retired from being an idol
Now works as a shrinemaiden
>>528399890how did the character designer get away with this?
I only play veemos for their personalities
>>528405930Eighter bitch
I hate her guts
>>528405930I want to fuck a veemo but I can't stand playing as one.
>>528405930that veemo certainly got some personalities
the left one and the right one
>>528405930She looks like she fucks yebbies.
how do I stop tying my sense of self worth to my in game performance?
>>528405930Your post is blowing up with (You)'s I want on the train
>>528408418Step one: Realize that nothing has any inherent worth other than what you place on it
Step two: Realize that the blame is not yours. Getting dealt a bad hand in matchmaking is the norm.
Step three: Realize that time zones affect matchmaking heavily. You will get casual shitters on your team during the day, and extreme sweats at night. This is especially the case on weekends.
>>528409265Why is she pissing?
>>528409265will they finally explain why she gave pearl a mean look in side order
>>528408874imagine making a weapon so inherently balanced that it remains consistently strong yet never overpowered regardless of the metagame surrounding it and without any significant buffs or nerfs through 10+ years of service
>>528408874wall/tristrike
>>528409941Was dogshit back then, it'd still be dogshit today. That'd be a godlike kit for heavy splatling but not for RB.
>>528410056tristrike is not the same as inkstrike.
How do I get my woomy into MKW?
>>528410390The problem is wall, doesn't do anything for range and would only make it so this kit gets like 2 strikes per match tops.
>>528411491You need to be in first place, get a Blooper from the ? Box and immediately activate it.
>>528411701You have a 5 frame window to get a "perfect" activation
Alternatively, you can scan a Splatoon amiibo or have Splatoon Raidersโข save data on your Nintendo Switch 2 system present
>>528412045i did this and my switch woomied before bricking itself
>have switch 2 money
>no switch 2 stocked fucking anywhere
what do?
>>528416412Steal one from that kid down the block.
>>528416412Look around for smaller stores, or electronics stores neighboring each other. People always tend to pick one over the other in the latter's case so the store that's untouched will naturally have surplus stock
>lose with negative kd
>three gold badges
>>528416412just relax, mkw isnt something you gotta play immediately
>>528417719#1 Damage Taker
#1 Enemy
#1 Dier
#1 woomyer #1 yebbyer #1 frowned at
>>528418402Iโll fsh. Rotation has switched
>>528418886tanned summer fshing room opening
Semiautos are the most miserable weapons to play in this game, holy shit. I can't believe people play these for fun, at least squeezer had the excuse of being free wins at one point.
>>528419184Splatanas and brellas have an excuse. There's no reason for the nozzlenoses to have have an auto firing mode.
>>528417837>>528416412The gameplay is faggy and atrocious but the soundtrack is fvcking immaculate You're paying $50 for a compilation of hard arrangements and you even get some wacky racing game included for free
>>528420716the soundtrack is free online
>>528417837Don't care for mkw, just want the console now so I'm not scrambling for it when DK comes out
>>528420242Enjoy your arthritis, hope the mediocre stats and dogwater kits make up for it.
>>528420824not really, there aren't any (proper) rips of it yet
>>528420824You're supposed to listen to it while playing or else the magic is lost.
>>528416412What do you mean? It's available at almost every store near me. You're probably just not doing a good job at searching for it.
>>528421253>works on my machine
>drump bad muh iran
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im not banned so reopen when you can
I assume the fish room is almost done by now?
>>528425943it's still open, come in
ggeegsgege fsh i go have dinner now, thanks for fun boris hunts!
>>528428210GGGGs m, thx for double snake slaughter
>>528420271Can humanoid cephs communicate with their primitive relatives?
why am I getting matched with gold SR players in X rank
>>528428862SRGods occasionally like to play with the kiddies for a laugh
>>528428862Whoops, forgot to change up the banner badges.
Why am I getting matched with X rankers in EVP 400+
>>528428862>>528429116>Hey, this isn't Urchin Underpass!>Hey, this isn't Spawning Grounds!
I'm almost confident in my skill enough to play with /ink/ers
>>528429886There's no skill minimum. join for fun.
Excuse me, /ink/, it's /smbg/, and I'd like to ask you a question.
We've got a shitposter that keeps wanting us to shut /smbg/ down and rebrand it into a new /nintg/ - Nintendo General. He's hinted at also grabbing you and /feg/ to help create it. So here's the question: Would you support such a thing? I'm just kinda hoping we can shut him down by getting a strong series of nos out of you guys and /feg/.
GGs, surprisingly killable this shift.
>>528430778No, there was someone who tried doing the same thing with this general around 2018. It might be the same person.
>>528430778No, tell Babt to kill himself.
>>528430778babt still at this? no thanks
/smbg/ here, that guy is a shitposter and is basically spamming this in our general every thread, ignore him
>>528430778/nintyg/ was our Rome. Just as the east-west schism permanently split the empire in half IRL, so too is /nintyg/ permanently split into successor generals.
Our claim is the most just though. Constantiwoomy aeterna
Babt we miss you
Ever since the frenchoid left we had no good schizo lolcow
I like Splatoon in spite of Japanese Disney, not because of it.
>>528431296/ink/ to /nintyg/ is what the Visigoths were to Rome
>>528430778/ink/ has never been a part of /nintyg/, it's got its own general before the game was even released and has continiously existed since then, unlike some other nintendo generals like mario and zelda generals that got intermittent activity when big games got released
/feg/ and /feh/ have never been incorporated into anything either, other than each other
>>528431934Until Nintendo starts mass buying every studio under the planet, they'll never be Disney.
>>528431939no that's /feg/
they're the "holy" """roman""" "empire" in the dynamic
they pretend to be /nintyg/ successors but have never belong to anything other than their own LARPing circle of shame and schizophrenia
>>528432407I'm saying it in the sense that nintendrones are exactly the same as Disney adults.
>>528432841You can say that about literally any fanboy
>/smbg/ = Italy/Rome proper
>/ink/ = ERE
>/feg/ = HRE
Which general would be the Seljuk Turks then? Mongols?
>>528430778Call him a faggot and tell him to kys.
who else listens to roman documentaries while playing tur war
>>528433145varangian veemos...
>>528433283>t*rks/v/
>mongols/vp/
>>528432726That would make them the Franks then, cause the Visigoths sacked Rome then went to Spain
>>528433862/v/ is pure cancer and spammers so I agree
would anyone like to play turf wars
>>528435197Drop in or Room?
>>528435521I'm in the pool and I don't know how to really host
>>528434535East Germanic more likely
>>528435656Okay, Iโll just join whoever.
I don't know why I'm so excited for a dedicated single player Splatoon game. I don't remember being this hyped for Splat 2 or 3.
who keeps freshing me, i'm getting nervous
>>528430916>>528430868Late GGGGs fishflayers
YOU WA SHOCK
AI DE SORA GA OCHITE KURUUUU
>>528437126Did they add back the fish skelly?
>>528437121it got the best art
I don't understand why X matches keep giving the enemy team super long range stuff against my team's short range stuff
>>528438641Dead game, matchmaking has been made more lenient for faster matches.
>>528438641X rank games are a trash heap this late into the game's life cycle
>yuta's project is finished
>my ceph didn't get picked
It's owari (owari means it's over). I guess he must've gotten too many cephs.
>>528438641because most idiots treat x rank as a high score run and stop playing after a fwar streak instead of treating it as the only mode that gatekeeps the shittiest players out of your matches
>>528437126Oops forgot fish
>>528437126one of these woomers fucks the salmon
>>528441808>he wanted to be apart of anything related to a scatfagi'm judging you hard right now, just letting you know.
>>528441808>wanting yuta to draw scat of his cephwhat mormonism does to an mf
>>528442003https://litter.catbox.moe/8i9rqnk6cs5ja1ag.jpg
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