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>>528168858
i cant see youre beautiful face lol get all that stuff off the screen :o)
>>528230207 (OP)
>>528230248old school what???
https://files.catbox.moe/f2a8fn.mp4
gnarly
call my bih bamboo girl all she do is shoot
the falador massacre and the red ring of death are pretty similar if you think about it
am i retarded for doing barrows on a pvp world because i dont want people to see that i dont have the ma2 cape
qrd on jhnd papamichael beef is it really all due to those dms
First of all I would like to apologize for the inconvenience related to launch date changes. We are doing our best given the stressful situation. That being said, I have some good news.
Steam just approved our build and we have run our pre-release checklists.
We have decided to launch BitCraft Online on Saturday June 21st 9AM EDT / 3PM CET (NOT June 27th). This is one day after our originally planned date, but hopefully still enough time for players to plan and prep.
For context, we were caught between several terrible choices on the BitCraft launch timing and we needed to pick the least bad option. Our options were:
Launch on June 27th - This was always a horrible date for the launch as it is during the Steam Summer Sale. However we needed to give Steam a week in case there were further issues with the approval. Now that we have our approval, proceeding with this date would essentially be suicide as it would not give us any opportunity to reach the front page of Steam or be picked up in the Steam algorithm. After 7 years of development we don't think this would give BitCraft a fair shot.,
Move the release to Tuesday June 24th - This is still close to the sale, but it's also in the middle of the work week and many people who requested time off from work to play on launch day (and then subsequently moved their time off to the 27th) would be rightfully furious that they still wouldn't be able to play on launch day.,
Move the release to Saturday June 21st - In this case, most people will be able to play on launch day as it's a weekend, even the people who requested time off from work on the 27th. The major downside being that we're changing the date yet again, which is understandably frustrating, but at least you'll be able to play BitCraft this weekend.,
>>528230585https://pastebin.com/r36fnNLF
>>528230701yes those are the mentioned dms
got second hand embarassment reading that
>>528230114idgi do they play old school?
whos derpa is that despas retarded cousin
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i just got blood all over my nice white shirt, fml
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdrg-l-uKVY
despa would never stalk or doxx her inventory is too cramped
fake bitches in more ways than one
not to mention her elephantine footsteps making it impossible to sneak around
>>528231320pity pity pity lol
>>528231204if she got blood on her asshole
first for alex daddy rape erp on the 'cord
>>528231583is that coast malone
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/442156257/#442229910
this is my rswife any questions
undertale voice youre blue now
>>528231636if i add this will he milk my dragon longsword
>>528231583why is your game ugly
>>528231713yes i have a question please
it's a nothingburger. dumb poser has nothing on st0ck that isnt already in the chives
why are her gps tags a nothingburger im new here
>>528231946soon
dumb troon clicks any links LMAO
I bought an expensive gaming laptop just to end up playing osrs 95% of the time, a game that runs on 20 year old hardware
>>528232046my rswife cant you read
yeah it has a 4080 and everything, which is really a desktop 4070 but still
scientists are still searching for a computer that can go to varlamore without lagging
>>528232336your being difficult difficult bitch
>>528232362as you can see from my rswifes blorva she likes difficult
what did st0ck do to deserve any of this
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well theres two types of deserving theres morally and stastically which did you mean
st0ck is a sweet boy who did nothing wrong ever
should i pirate megaman battle network games or just play them on my 3ds
emulator? i hardly know her!!!
idc why are you asking me
>>528233178what kind of evil
many have been saying that osrs needs a 3ds port
that bitch many still owes me $5
did you try the chinese novel or were you just humoring me
is an anti LOL a real lol or a pity lol
>boy
nigga is nearly 30 l0l
any lol's a goal as my father used to say
anti LOL is as negative as it gets id retire as a comedian if i received one of those
When are they going to just call it New School Runescape?
>>528234582when you fuck your mother
runescape should be as popular as call of duty its not fair that should be us
I hereby grant everyposter an anti-anti-lol token. If you recieve and anti-lol you may redeem your token to negate it and preserve your dignity.
d3k is in little space she cant be a mommy
mikes harder? i barely know her!
are the trannies in w302 falador alt accounts or trannies just doing nothing all day
>>528235278no this is a baffling change
key is for chest instead of unlocking the boss gate or you know the boss just dropping the actual item
omg i am now imagining bryophytas chest
ok i dont usually agree with the hagposters but that is a freaking hag
you know how you can get drunk from buttchugging does it work the same if you dip your willy in alcohol and let it suck it up like a flower stem
ok i think ive had enough osg for a while
shes talking like a siphon in your zombie movie
>>528235428get thee behind me satan
hi i'm 28 and love to catfish
it's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNQXA3Tsy8M
as for me im 29 and send regular selfies regular style
need me a irregular selfies bitch
using a dhl at toa until i have a fang....
walk toa ship on that fang
We are here btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYtpnWHO4jQ
male vtubers give me the ick
would you girls watch me if i was a vtuber and i pretended to be new at the game
>>528236679why are men
vtubers and sl and imvu
always with the horrible avatars
who wants to watch house md with me
i dont like real people shows
>>528236426i am using dsword stop bitching
>>528237062you arent sending 320s though
i don't wanna go back and look for the post that set me on this path but one of you got me to go into photoshop and dick around for like an hour, and that's one of my favorite things to do that i haven't picked up in a while so thank you, i did lose alot of time on mining amethyst though so that sucks
it took you an hour to cut and paste his eyes??
does anyone want to fall asleep in vc together
>>528237547even if i said yes you wouldnt do it
i miss falling asleep on vc fml
>>528237547yes add me on discord j2cute
>>528237547as long as ur voice is not nasally and annoying
im rssingle on accounta the bpd and trust issues
omg a group osg sleepcall would be super cute
>>528237482you might annoy me enough to make a video walking through the steps of making it
>>528237547yes disc stock5000
jaycutie and john fag nightmare sleep call rotation
im rssingle on account of the being a fat retard loser issue
i'm hot fit and hung and i'm rssingle it is what it is
my crisps taste like feet
CYHARLIE BIT MUH FINGAHHHHH
should i rebuy ring of endurance for herbiboar i sold it cause the agi changes
everything is g-g-g-g-g-g-gnarly
ugly both the post and the bug
>thebug
did u just call an latino a asian slur
i need d3k to spit in my mouth
>>528237223yeah i am doing 350s
frankly i'm more of a turtle dove kinda guy
we dont have pear trees in osg
its called toa 350 cause when you see it you turn 350 degrees and walk away
is this one of those epic mod lenny riddles
>>528239463uhh which first
how fucking love does it take for jagex support to reply
how much love? what is this tennis
actually more of a 750s v2 kinda guy
whats love got to do with it
>>528236426>>528237062Thats what you guys get for skipping the tob step
ride with the mob alhamdulillah check in with me and do your tob
https://files.catbox.moe/q7q0z8.mp4
should i have recoil effect on when fighting muspah
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can i ask a question please
yes what is your question
okay thanks my question is: is anyone else up slaying they fire giants
do you think meriipu will come back for sailing
hi id just like to announce that i received an hespori seed earlier today so i can fight them and replant it tomorrow thank you for reading my blog #hesporiupdate #farming #seeds
whats crass about her seeds #seeds
going abbys is anyone available to manifest whip for me
yeah sure mate *manifests you a whip*
>>528243002Wow, gnomonkey's new content is insane.
5 spirit seeds in 225 muspah kills is insane luck
anyone want to engage in a challengers-style dynamic at abyssal demons
so when i post about my seeds i get called crass but she can talk about her spirit seeds without worry i see how it is
need some seed in my (cr)ass rn fr
how do I unsubscribe from your blog
are you mad at me
>>528247484
some redditor tried to trade me a lantern with dwarf weed and cookies im so angry
i cannot trade as i am an ironwoman
for me im in combat so i cant trade either right now
for me I cannot tell a lie LOL
>>528248804Like an Arby's Double Roast Beef
we dont have arbys in my country can yiu post a pic
getting curly fries stuck in my teeth as i eat d3ks beef and cheddar
gnomonkey hcim just died to thermy
arbies hcims in the thread with us right now?
im a softcore ironman (girl)
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just advanced my thieving level if anyone even cares
let me know when you lower it
waiting for someone to steal my heart lol
That requires 120 thieving.
ohy goodness i just saw this great karen moments video
i saw a video of a cat rolling down some stairs
>>528250109Only NPCs care about him
might resub and finish 200m agility what do u guys think?
would anyone like to go on a date in falador park - feeling kinda cute in my new outfit
>>528254704Okay, but it has to be in a F2P world.
ive advanced from level 92 to level 93 in the Thieving skill
>>528255894wow gz you can now steal my funny bone
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just broke 2 milly gp on the iron this is lowkey huge #stackupdate #mystacks
>wasted all my luck on getting 3rd age and now am dry on every other grind
yeaaaaaaaah its a party in the u s a
wow thats pretty lucky id probably trade one of my scythes for a third age you should feel lucky
i have a wyvern visage :)
im not autistic im just dutch
>>528239138why are you posting those ugly skanks eww
jealousy is the bread of success
*imposter music plays* its amongusing time
alex maxwell will never be a woman
In F2P I think like ehhhhhhhhhhh 80% of the players are bots. What's it like for P2P?
like 30% but if you play on total level worlds you almost never see them
>>528266089@me if you want to reply to me or I'll rape you, fucking brat
I slap my cock on your safe space you little osrstranny
@me if you want to reply to me or I'll rape you, fucking brat
updoot me or ill freaking scream
>>528266089>you almost never see themYou almost never realize you're next to a bot.
im so fat and gay and retarded >.<
it would of looked like this if you could play in the 1950s
that looks like the osrs movie mexico scene
looks like youre a retarded ahh bihh
you shouldnt say that to her she can go back in time to fuck youre dad into you not existing
could she do that for me too please
so did either of those rwters last thread get a cape
yeah the one with the ely did the other one didnt
wow maybe the other one should get an ely
theres no proof either of them rwted just because they have better gear than you mr sour grapes
explain 89 hp and max gear
the absolute most charitable interpretation of the ely girl is thats her alt borrowing gear from her main but there is no evidence for that and a lot of her gear had ornament kits which would be weird to put on borrowed gear
sunfire runes are 7m/hr maybe she's got 50m rc xp
nobody has better gear than me and she rwted for that gear
are mud runes for bondies a meme i heard you get 100m from 99 im slowly working on maxing my babymode alt
can you ask your question using less vague phrasing
they are ehp without runners
no i cant im a chronic vagueposter you might know me from sigh...
ok well if youre trying to slowly max your babymoder you should probably do soul runes from 90+ especially if you have a diaper
do i have to report to someone when i cash in my anti-lol protection token or what is their some kind of central bank
yes there is a central bank but unfortunately due to lingering inflation one anti-lol protection token is now worth only 1/1000000 of an anti-lol protect
ok then why did you say slowly max your babymode when you mean quickly max your babymode
keep in mind you also need to submit your anti lol vacation requests to hr at least 2 weeks in advance
aww geeze i thought id been given a gift but it turns out its just a huge burden
are you one of those girls who can only understand things in the most literal sense possible ok im slowly maxing it quickly meaning that im not working on it most of the time but when i am working on it i want to do it quickly and cost effectively does that make more sense for you darling sweet
could you cut that down to maybe 1/3rd the length please
i love vagueposting and expecting everyone to know exactly what im talking about
sighposting is the most efficient type of posting because ppl who k k and ppl who dk dk
are you really trying to bully those of us with autism in a osrs thread youre a despicable asshole
nex mass but im using an rcb with full crystal and no lb
what about rcb and monks robes
can we do some osg nexes once they make it easier next week
can i bring my alts to spec transfer me so i get mvp every kill
will you know who be there
not me personally but if you post pics ill reply to them probably something bitchy but thats just how i show i care
def not and even if he does hell die
jhnd is a motivational figure for me if im about to try a new piece of content i think has jhnd done this and if he has i know it must be easy as piss
i am prone to kidney stones asshole.....
chat idk what is wrong with me or where my energy went I think in part it is that we have not had any kino quests lately like dt2 and the last kino thing was leagues5
>>528277860maybe its because you lie in bed all day watching streams
>>528277860maybe you should start an ironwoman
rautamerii would go hard as fuck omg
>>528277860do you want to start a ghcim with me
girl did you just decide to turn your autism level up to 11 or what
>>528278539I would fumble our lives in wildy like I fumble my occults
chat sidenote I dreamed that I went to iron and had to wear one of those hair covers and said naw I am sure it is fine if it does not perfectly cover but somebody who was travelling with me did not agree with that it was kind of a topical dream I feel
thats ok if you fumble our lives we will still have fun
what would the meriigim be named
While pretending to form an alliance with Armadyl, Commander Zilyana stole the Armadyl crossbow from Kree'arra during the God Wars, keeping it as a trophy of her cunning.
what a bitch
the word cunning has been ruined
got wankered in the afternoon now ill have to walk to the chippy
will you girls be attending
wtf i thought iron would be fun but its just kill boss in shit gear go dry collect herblore secondary make potions
personally i find all of those things fun except for going dry ive also never played a bondie though
i cant enter another hosue im an iron woman
no one under 6'1" is allowed
why do pkers always have black men toons
do you think the combat achievement system should be changed or are you happy with its current state personally im not a fan of the treadmill
its terrible other than gm which they are making to only have cosmetic rewards you shouldnt lose player power from an update at a minimum they should make it so that you have a grace period to get it back
some tasks are kinda bullshit but i dont agree with the wingebags who whinge about having to re-earn their zuk helm like if you wanna be a runey grandmaster you have to be a grandmaster at everything including new content
sae bae quit his iron because he hated having to reobtain GM every few months
what do you mean i have to do all the gm achievements to be a gm thats not fair
my habit is to try to do all the cas of every boss i naturally end up fighting but because i do about 60/40 skilling/pvm it feels like i never get any closer to the next tier
i should just go kill nightmare and huey and other useless bosses to get my points but i dont wanna
i am 184 points from master i need to be more proactive about doing them
erm its 2025 we use the word main instead of master now
i prefer being called mommy
*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*
finna take a massive jaytroonie ya feel me?
why does chadmonkey keep dying to mid level content on his hcims isnt he the hlcs representative
hes not hlc he doesnt even have solace reqs
did he die again or are you just making a general comment
someone said he died to thermy and i believe everything i read on osg
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the duality of man...
I got elites like a week ago, I've been enjoying the CAs.
Some of the speedruns suck to reset in sub optimal gear
left probably has more fun than right
i think max cape is ugly i dont understand people who buy the cosmetic max capes i also hate the aesthetic of people running around naked in just a max cape
>>528290176I wish speedruns were a separate thing or they designed them around perfect mechanical play with average RNG in max gear or good RNG in submax gear
380k until my next fishing level pog
another bone collecting girl hmu but she is australian :/
id be too scared to to an osgtoa can you imagine youre there with your rscrsush and then you mess up the butterfly omg id logout double namechange and never post here again
>>528291757maybe not right now I feel a bit woozy and
and what is she ok did she die did the caffeine from her monster kill her whats happening
d3 sucked it backwards then did a backflip and made it clap
what does sucking it backwards even mean
i dont think its shenky spamming this because he has a strange writing style this person just sounds like hes trying to sound black
girls never heard of rearcock
i once saw a picture of bocchi getting her girlcock ridden from behind by kita so i think it's kinda like that
goodmorning osg its a lovely day to mine amethyst, im thinking abt getting completely sidetracked and killing muspah for a venator bow so i have something to use my amethyst arrows with
what if we did osg toa and an iron pulled a shadow.....
then id pog for the iron?
id wait at the ge for my split
drop trade that shit ho this isnt a ffa
i have to play 24 hours to even be able to trade?
>>528295115yea i wanted to finish dragon slayer before going membs
doing dragon slayer before 200m slayer is inefficient
why would you do that wtf
Engaging in combat with my gangstalkers.
engaging in a dance battle with my gangstalkers cause ardougne funk gonna give it to ya
https://youtu.be/0pzX7Cqaotc
got my adam d3 monitors today so good i could cry
update i lost and was forcefully frotted again
yall bitches couldnt engage in combat with a ham sandwich
>>528296968thought this was a pic of me for a second
>>528296968idk what that means but why dont you tell a therapist youre a nonce so maybe you can get help
how often do you cut your toenails and followup question if you see a girl with long toe nails do you think "eww" osrs runescape
i cut my finger nails to toe nails at about 1:4 ratio and i usually let my finger nails grow pretty long
>>528297169you look like THIS? rsn miss?
>>528297169wow u look like my gf
>>528297193i don't "need help" kwuarming stop trying 2 erp
>>528298139you need help you are a nonce
i don't need help i just did it to rina
i cut my finger nails every week and toe nails every 2 weeks i hate the feeling of long nails
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im such a filthy gooner >.<
>>528300460thats not even the most egregious shit
>>511962741 >>511962871 >>525940302i could go on but its disgusting and id rather not
im a filthy gooner yeah your a filthy gooner yeah were all filthy gooners yeah filthy filthy filthy gooner yeah
how does one become a kgooner like whats the thought process
>>528300460oh my lanta she is perfect
the thought process is pedophilia
are you rlly that mad i called your fav groups gay(they are)
>>528301760seo-cute
enough about underage korean girls, anybody else attracted to overweight men, personally i find two of the most attractive content creators to be b0aty and vaush, b0aty is definitely more my type though since he plays runescape and to my knowledge vaush does not, though they've both been losing weight
shennys wild for this one
you dont even know who i am stupid bitch
Ummmm soooo I just saw the st0ck lewds and basically I'm 100% definitely without a doubt gay now specifically for st0ck. I really didn't expect that level of hot.
I'm excited for this new adventure
fun fact: if you're attracted to anorexic twinks you're actually just a pedophile, not gay, get real about your attraction to men and post about the game
firstly thats not me secondly theres nothing straighter than lesbobaiting ggs
obsidian.md been eating good these past few days lol
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is this me be honest
>>528305358you're sooo gay rofl
>>528305239???????? you are projecting something that's all I can say because as a st0ck simp you are literally wrong
>>528305360are you just feeding it archives?
>>528305360lmao cheeser even has cheese dots
>>528305716you are attracted to boys, not men
i have nothing against st0ck but if your attraction to males is exclusively rail thin clean shaven twinks you're either basically straight or a nonce
what are these "new gauntlets" They are talking about?
>>528305929there is no obsidian.md its a larp any chance she has had to prove it actually exists she fails to do the bare minimum
>>528306178You're wrong and I hate you
>>528306578sheesh this anon must be using snarkdown instead of markdown
if atlatl is so good how come hcims are still going to cg
can someone give me qrd on the midzy kgooner beef
inflationfags got the culinaromancer
shrinkfags got all the teleports and even the penguin suit
when are giantesschads getting anything good from jagex??
cretin exhibits cretinous behavior more at 8
>>528305360theres simply no way there are this many connections
>>528305239So by your logic anyone that looks like st0ck should remain single because anybody who dates them is a pedo. That's not right
jaycutie is retarded pay her no mind
or maybe he could seek treatment for his eating disorder and stop shaving his entire body and taking estrogen despite not being trans and taking thirst traps that make him look smaller than he really is and get the fucking hint after being doxxed and stop polluting the thread with his desperate attention seeking wouldnt that be crazy
>>528307913im talking abt exclusive attraction, idiot
st0ck has issues but being a femboy is not one of them
I'm always in this thread and I have zero issues with st0ck. You're all just too soft, it's not that serious.
>>528308858hi st0ck did you turn autocorrect back on your iphone
Girls lets stop talking about St*ck and talk about the upcoming cooking expansion. I just had some starbucks(delish by the way) and realizing macchiatos would fit in the design space.
i cba with your guy's fag shit so im not reading today
if were adding macchiato to the cooking expansion it has to be a real macchiato not a fake starbucks macchiato with extra sugar and heavy cream
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is st0ck going to the war
yjk st0ck made that poster because he cant even spell annakarl right
>>528305360do u think that girl with all the connections is happy or is she miserable like the rest of us
Isn't it curious? The St0ck-worshippers bark loud from the shadows, yet the man himself never steps into the light. Almost like he's afraid of what might happen if he did... Intriguing, isnโt it?
i'm coming for that b0ypussy st0ck :3c
u have been warned
what content should i do now that ive got an infernal cape
scurrius sucks bossing sucks i just want the fun rat pet
>>528311901why suck its baby boss
>>528311397inferno and this time earn it
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i dont have the boss screenshot since i forgot i had them turned off but here you go i was the beast with the ely last thread
>>528311473
if you're mining amethyst without expert mining gloves you're an actual terrorist btw
6 spirit seeds from muspah in 244 kills how fucking rare is that?
Conclusion
Getting 6 spirit seeds in 244 Phantom Muspah kills is fucking rareโstatistically, itโs a 1 in 100,000 event (0.001%) if the drop rate is around 1/440, or roughly a 1 in 1,075 event (0.093%) if the drop rate is closer to 1/220. Even with the more optimistic estimate, this is an extraordinarily lucky outcome, far exceeding the expected average of 0.56 to 1.11 spirit seeds. Youโve hit the jackpot in terms of RNG! For reference, spirit seeds are untradeable and valuable for planting spirit trees at level 83 Farming, so this is a fantastic haul for your efforts.
jarvis disable all sycophantic behaviors
I'm not going to war until I see more st0ck lewds to amp me up
>>528312421rsn Loonatic previously fastfox17 (iron lukeh)
wow she name swapped with her iron right before she started posting in osg
>>528312331i just want to be clear you didnt earn your items you were given a megarare youre just as bad as john dad
so was this pity attempt of competing with jhnd
hunters guild is fun asf
setting up my block list rn
no midzy was desperate for attention and decided that she wasnt confident doing zuk so she got to zuk and then serviced a jads + zuk kill
but also she claims she earned her items and thats a blatant lie when she was given a tbow by a girl who killed herself
more like desparate for attention
>>528305360which one is me asking for a friend
>>5283135680.00000343% chance (1/29168279.28) of getting exactly 6 drops
wow
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probably one of these
that someone is building profiles by saving every single screenshot and post is unsettling ngl
Are the yellow dots simps? cause that's me for st0ck <3 (i'm a secret admirer, too shy to message)
The reason I don't message is because I don't want to bother her. She has so many people saying the same things to her and I don't want to be a nuisance...
MUSPAH IS A DOGSHIT SUBHUMAN BOSS
im going to be creating a few new personalities over the next month or two to increase the number of dots <3
you realize everything on this threadi s archived right
@528315693
Giiiiirl youre never gonna get anywhere caring about how others feel. Shoot your shot and slay that bag mhm hmm.
poor attempt at a strawman i shall not be engaging further
CHAT CHAT CHAT
zfg is starting another rando
are you fucking retarded nobody gives a shit about your streamer
i do every time she posts about it i tune in
well tell ballscape and settled to pull it out and straddle up for more uploads then so I can watch runey tubers
>>528315779i'm here what do you want, whore >:3
i never know what shes talking about but if merii is happy im happy
I'm trying to get my wife to start a YouTube series with me called "wife locked gim" please subscribe when she says yes.
meriipu is one of the worst posters in osg but yall aint ready for that conversation
wife locked gim is just regular marriage haha the old ball and chain lol
>>528317285this is essentially convincing your girlfriend to start an onlyfans, you're pimping her out for other men to watch her play runescape
im gassy from all the dr pepper cherry zero
is st0ck here i have a question
>>528318051yea wag1 but make it snappy
if anyones curious im gaming right now not quite beasting but firmly in gaming territory
posting here made me obese i fucking hate this place
is the dad stuff legit???????? can i be ur dad?
excuse me can i post something that might capture the threads attention for a while
im not beasting but i might be in a bit
why does midzy want our attention when despa is willing to give her all the attention in the world
what will despa do after finishing fishing she wont ditch us right
i used to consider myself the most retarded poster in this thread and then jaycutie and john dad and st0ck showed up
>>528318765never mind i got bashful ill wait
how do i rizz up an osg girlie
>>528318831im going to get my fire cape for 200m combats
st0ck if i'm horny can i message you be honest
>>528318910who are you trying to rizz up its very user dependent
osg girlies are sluts just message them in game and they'll fuck you
isnt it curious how every successive threadgirl thats debuted lately has been stupider than the one before
>>528317779I think your brain is rotten
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actually it's mr maxwell to u
>>528319115buy me a couple drinks (1000 pray regens) and a nice ring (ultor)
you gotta lure them in with chocolate cake then bop them in the head while they are eating so you can drag them into your poh
>>528319065can you post a list of threadgirls in order of debut so i can assess your evaluation, i don't think there's a threadgirl more retarded than me
alex i stubbed my cock on the door
can u smooch it :3
jhnd is normal its only thanks to slimy papamichael with his d333cabal connections that made everyone hate him if it werent for that rat bastard youd all love me
d3k is a natural airhead too we cant forget her
i know who derpa is but i'm not telling
thats ok derpa no one cares
john dad broke and his bitch breath stink
>>528316917would you fw a cute toon with good opsec :$
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worst bos in the fucking game by far
im doing everything correct but end up with 0-3min added to my time randomly if the boss decides he wants to play tag instead of do the specials that dont waste 5000 hours
dont trust anyone in the 'cord :3c
can we gossip about jhnd and papamichael please
>>528319937omg are they yaoi
i wish more people were retarded in an endearing way like meriipu and nut bladder instead of a legitimate way like john dad and jaycutie
i think my salamander kill for the ca was quicker than that wtf are you doing are you brewing down with no restores
i wish we talked about the game instead of threadtrannies
getting 200m all shouldnt be seen as "mental illness" unless you see monks meditating for their entire life or atheles training for the same race for 10 years as mental illness
>>528320130okay you first
what rewards do you want to see in the varlamore diary
>>528320130how many brews for zalcano how many bwans for corp how do i make money with these stats im 1700 total should i sell my fang for a rapier for slayer should i do konar or nieve or duradel slayer what goals can i work towards now here are my stats is varlamore fun is colosseum hard how can i learn inferno how do i do 3t4g when is sailing coming out when is the next leagues whats the clan chat called now is wintertodt worth doing still on a fresh ironman should i do all the quests on f2p before buying members do they ever do sales on membership how can i upkeep bonds on an account here are my stats are herb runs worth doing which herb should i be planting what about snape grass is that worth it is jusiticiar and bulwark worth it for inferno and colosseum how much do megascales cost i want a tbow on my fresh ironman is it worth doing a bowfa skip with moons gear
>>528320585cold hearted bitch
>>528319873It's not that bad other than the smite phase.
sigh looks like another 2hollis sadurday.....
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>>528320807is the bowfa run in a circle nerfed? i hit like 80% 0's on him
literally playing perfectly and getting the worst time worse time than my first kc
is maging the melee phase faster? i looked at like 2 guides and none even mentioned using magic
1 to 29 smithing and I haven't even touched a hammer or a furance
d3ks internalized misogyny gives me the ick
what a surprise the muspah planker is braindead
definitely evil research & planning agency
just buy 100 muspah kills for $20
>>528321254tell me why im braindead if im playing perfectly but get 3min added to my kc because the boss is designed by a retard?
braindead and hes still ahead of jhnd in the inferno race with much worse gear
>not swapping at muspah
>perfect
>>528321601what do i swap to
>>528320072ok age weight height?
bowfa only muspah is a valid helmie strat
RESPOND I AM WAITING AT MY BANK TELL ME WHAT I SWAP TO THIS BOSS IS FUCKING DOGSHIT AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND
oh my days shes exhibiting jhnd symptoms
firstly swap your attitude sweatie theres no reason to be screaming
RESPOND
i have = ancient staff, trident,
tell me what i must swap to make this boss not randomly add 3 min to my time
he just cant muspah the will to kill the boss
>>528322239*hands you an anti LOL warning card*
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hmm
i use tboow and tum tum at muspherrr :3
- ece emrey
wtf that was funny leave me alone
shes lucky she turned in her anti lol protection token on time
>>528322343wow so i lose 9 inv slots and i gain 10% dps thats really solid advice AND ALSO what agreat boss really amazing fun tank phase that the boss camps with infinite def unless you get lucky and hit im while you run around like retard wow they just designed bandos 2.0 but more annoying what a great boss WOOOOOOOOOO you only need 4bil gear to do it and not suffer and WANT TO KILL YOURSELF because you add 3 min to your time if you dont get lucky
>>528322732youre bad and blaming the boss i can kill boss in your gear and take almost 0 damage its a skill issue to better
uh you take like 30 damage per kill at muspah
>>528322672thx i try ^_^
disc?
the boss is 5 seconds away from a teleport banking more often is a non issue
>>528322343this is my setup and i just cast ice barrage it ain't bad
so this is the power of helmoid intellect ive heard so much about
>>528322826wow so not taking dmg by executing the crazy strategy of running in a circle like a retard is supposedly going to make you have above 41% hitrate on the boss melee phase? or 10% more dps so instead of losing 3min you only lose 2m 42sec tell me how
another smoke devil task complete another 0 imbued hearts obtained
>>528323073record a kill i guarantee youre losing 2+ minutes to your own mistakes
i bet shes not smiting properly
>>528323073is the "running in a circle like a retard" supposed to be the step back? nope wrong again retard
wow its like there are at least 2 individual people that are unable to comprehend what im saying when im saying it in the most clear retard friendly way possible and repeating it multiple times that the dmg is not the issue the 2min+ added to your kill is the issue
>>528323205last kill i literally hit 10 0's bac kto back with rcb on the smites and before that hit like 10-15 0'd on the melee so what is that gonna prove
melee phase is 0 damage wow helmies really arent the smartest bunch here huh yunjin
the boss has a long respawn so you can just kite it and then da4 between kills theres no need to step back besides cas
>>528323296i dont lose a single tick by running in the circle you ape
>>528323421>>528323390actual retarded individual with dyslexia
can you record a kill and post it i could use a good laugh
i like how theres no advice in between ermmm sweaty just use your tumtum and twibble it takes me 2 seconds and yea it takes me 20 minutes a kc and 1000 death runes in my clapped out iron setup
ill do it in trash gear and record a kc now
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>>528323609can u record 5 kills with this setup and see how much faster u get than 3min
>>528323526nevermind watching you struggle to articulate your issues demonstrates you have extremely low iq (unlike me i have 142 iq) and its an issue with your brain being too slow for 600ms tickrate games maybe you can try a simpler game like candy crush
mithril bolts are gigatrolling make sapphire dragon bolts if you can
oh no no no look at that ring and the cape and the boots
>>528322581hot but are you assertive and dominant
thats papa michael making his gear bad as an example for dumbfuck hard stuck 10 minute muspah kills
why the fuck are you even kiling muspah?
drinking diet pepsi with my shit out and laughing at the cheesers trying to discuss pvm
>>528323828wow 142 iq you must be the smartest poster in osg
he cant kill muspah but he wants the ancient sceptre for inferno lol im not making this up
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>>528323812i dont have a bowfa and dont feel like buying it for you can i use this instead its only slightly faster kills
>>528323874lol yeah he needs an acb to grind the sceptre for inferno
>>528323828the issue ive articulated is crystal clear in my mind and i cant imagine how 2 people could individually fail so catastrophically at understanding the simple point being made so i am just going to chalk it up to herd mentality.
also im still waiting for a response to
>>528323812, could it be that something is stopping you from taking 5mins of your day to gear up and do a kill and post your time? if you get sub 3min on first try you win
>>528324214sure
>>528324214take off ring it will be close
>>528323939i may be abusive
bondie cant comprehend why someone would kill muspah because its not over 10mil hour lol
>>528324205>cant killyou are moving goalposts
>>528324504>doing muspah for 3 days>13 killscant kill
wait so solomisssion got an infernal cape in less than 12 hours from a fresh level 3 but its taken john dad how long?
ironmen are the ultimate midwit retards. basically the vegans of osrs
>>528324585beast and true
>>528324214also im using deadeye
>>528323812>>528324585dyslexic and bad memory? i started doing muspah yesterday
me i like bloodborne and sekiro and lies of p because theyre fast
is this the girl that died to royal titans and crashed out
>>528324781wow i dont have that one ill use eagle eye
i thought this game was easy why are you struggling with an early game vennie boss
isnt titans meant to be killed with 2 people you can hardly blame her
>>528324982come on post your kill
>>528325007yea thats not me
you lost, dyslexic
>>528324836thats me
>>528325007thats me im someone else i had similar gear to him and green logged it with no problem i just didnt get the perfect walking only no damage boxed in with spikes ca
>>528072370 this is the person you are all arguing with btw
>>528325242no post you kill him right now instead of parsec kill
how fucking cheeser do you have to be to think someone would need to parsec a muspah kill
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oh wow im actually good at the game oh wow i didnt hit like shit what a great boss!!!!!!!!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/8k1l7n.webm
regular bowfa only kill
i like this new lolcow hes more energetic than jhnd
>>528325605jarvis what does that cropped rsn say
>>528325750common papamichael W
>>528325605>actually good at the game>>528072370ok this guy is definitely a better lolcow than jhnd
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made 1 mistake but also didnt hit constant 0's on 40% chance to hit enemy so definitely got lucky
>>528325750bro just tanking like 4 melee hits and taking a 0 every time with my luck those are 30s
>>528325750>>528326108fake photoshop slander!!!
>>528326172the step back mechanic is "if he walks and melees you the same tick and youre praying melee, its always a zero"
so even if youre not stepping back and just kiting, you still have that leeway
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>>528326108oh my days im pacing
shut up shut up shut up hes actually good at the game!!
>>528325750>op crossbow + boltsye but im using rcb and mith bolts why would u set up this recording and then ignore those
>>528326108ur dps is still probably lot better than mine vs. the non melee form. and did u use rcb+mith bolts?
i killed it with a black salamander for the ca
>>528326470>op crossbow + boltsonce again proving your ignorance to the boss mechanics
>>528325750why no suffering?
>>528326470i wasnt gonna craft mithril sapphire bolts just for the example sorry
>>528326631tell me how my ignorance stops me from htting constant 0's on the melee form or the prayer without bringing 9 way mage switch for 10% dps like i almost had a 6 min kill where my skeleton killed the boss before i got its shield down
>>528326807you record a kill big shot
>>528326807you sound bratty and submissible are you single
>>528326864youre the one who challenged me to record a boss kill where i said my only problem was noodling on a boss with insane defense form it liberally uses
>>528327043that wasnt me who said that there are many people in this thread and i think youre probably doing something obviously wrong
>>528167809LOL omg i missed this
jhnd never did anything wrong
usually the advice you get from here are gnomonkey tier bad
i used gnomonkeys tile markers for seppy they misled me at every turn
before i kill it are you going to have an issue with this gear is there something too difficult for you to get should i take off the kits
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ive got my kills recorded but i made a couple mistakes in them cause i dont kill that shit boss so i was rusty im scared ill get called a cheeser if i post it so i wont
>>528326470yea this was the gear
>>528327728where is your bowfa omg
convinced this was a scheme to mass jarvis the thread
>>528327728youre gonna hit a single ruby and then hes gonna cry that you got lucky and that when he tries his rubies never proc
Made an Ace Attorney general for anyone interested
>>528320520
ive never played that series sorry but gl
>>528327728>>528327730u should realistically do like 10 kills in that gear cause i dont mind the boss except when i literally can't hit it.
ur not really proving any point if ur doing it in sub 3 min besides that ur capable of doing the easy boss without noodling, ofc you can do it in 2min or 2.5min if u know little time saver tricks i dont but the point still stands that if a boss that is supposed to take 3min can take upwards 5min+ if you just get unlucky its shit.
can you call me a cheeser to my face instead of hiding behind no replies
im not really into feet crazy but feet can be cute and im certainly not disgusted by them
can someone preemptively make a vardorvis guide for him he thinks hes going to be able to get a blood quartz really quick after this
i had a dream about st0ck pushing his feet into my face and i had to go rub one out when i got up
>>528328303why wouldnt i? its only 200kc and there is a pity system and when i did the quest version he was by far the simplest one i think
vardy is definitely harder than the grumbler sister
>>528328332good morning glad you woke up at the crack of 3pm to join us in the thread were making fun of this new lolcow mettya
i like this guy he is retarded in an endearing way
>>528328602stfu bitch suck my cock
gonna go for a cheeky kwuarm run (aoa) i hope you guys arent still arguing when i get back
>>528328652why? does he have a tank phase where i lose 50% accuracy against him?
When the game becomes more interesting than how hot st0ck is, i'll start talking about the game. Until then, I'm talking about st0ck.
st0ck isnt going to fuck you
st0ck should fuck me my pp is huge
st0ck are u here can i make out with ur soles
>>528328103youre choosing not to bring a mage switch for it then crying that you cant hit on the weak to mage phase ????
leave him alone he can be retarded if he wants to!
have you noticed how there wont be any st0ck posts for a while and then suddenly there will be 5 or 10 within the span of a few minutes
you just added another i guess now you know why it snowballs moron
I need a list of confirmed Tummycorders asap
whos the most normal osger
im pretty normal other than my autism
>>528330136a grown man pretending to be a woman isnt normal
is st0cks name really alex?
doing: tokkul farming
listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbNCLnBcPpo
this was that run from last night lol i made a stupid move by tanking a melee instead of just corner trapping it(?) i dunno, that wave was stupid easy and i fucked it up
me personally im a 5'2 105 lb girl
who'll get cape first johnny cheese or mettya
who will get their cape first jhnd mettya or me
"d3k leaving location tags on her lewds"
i thought 4chan strips metadata?
im eepy again great just great
>>528329581my mystic + trident switch for 5sec faster kill is not gonna make the shit boss a good boss
>>528330608thats not how she leaked herself dumbfuck tourist she posted a screenshot with filenames that when googled linked to her personal twitter
youve only got mystics and youre going for inferno? lol
>>528329991>>528309681youll need jarvis for the rest
what's the best way to strip data? Then again if catbox doesn't strip already, then it's over for me lol
>>528330785reading comprehension
>>528330832mogrify -strip input.jpg
>>528330849i accept your concession tourist
nooooo dont mog my png aha
>>528330952i have to do that on every single thing I ever want to upload? eeeewwww!!!
I'd rather get doxxed
>>528330832i usually upload to a private discord and save that file or i just screenshot the pic
>>528330552>>528330571he said hes an oldfag so probably him
>>528330785hey i just know catbox doesnt remove exif i have no idea about d3k and i dont really care either to be desu have a nice one
>>528331095how many friggin pics are you uploading you naughty bitch
>>528331061and d3k never left locations tags on any of her photos so whos the retard now??
you can also just disable location data when taking the photo which is the first thing you should do whenever you get a new phone
>>528331195I have no shame in saying I'm an attention seeking whore.
>>528331103cant wait until discord ipos and commits sudoku this is ludicrous
>>528331310hey qt :3 are you in the toomcord?
>>528331401i can't atm I was gooning so much recently that I have a friction induced abrasion :(
>>528331271its the photo where shes pressing her ass against the heater. green pants.
youd think catbox would strip exif data i wonder what other privacy violating things they do on the back end
>>528331602exif data is useful feature you retarded nigger
What's weird is I feel like i've been watching this thread for years and I've never once seen a d3k picture. I'm gonna google her ass
>>528331602they specifically dont strip exif cause theyre a lightweight file host compared to all the other ones out there
>>528331861its trivial to strip exif data
>>528331728yeah were seeing how useful it is lol
alex maxwell come home sob sob
does anyone else save their birdhouse sapphire rings for recoils i felt very high iq for coming up with that on my own
we died like dogs but we died together
i'm killing dwarves right now
>>528332005just because you are too nigger to use it doesn't make it useless or bad
>>528331741describe your pfp ill dm u
jagex should sell drop boosters 10x the rate for uniques so u dont go dry for 5 dollars each per boss agree or disagree?
who is lain33 why do i know that name
>>528332296It's an anime girl with black bangs and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
>>528332206i dont think its bad i think its run by the government which also isnt bad because it lets them catch shenkys and they need all the data to catch them but as a side effect it also leads to morons doxxing themselves
>>528332480do you even smoke
>>528332484morons doxxing themselves is a good thing
>>528332318sorry how does a 10/1 drop rate help jhnd get his infernal
i smoke opps so watch youre back
>>528332680inmferno skip token - 50 dollars
reposting osg female members
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>>528332985wow boyfriend connect
mike honey usernme available
>>528333015>hikaru utadaomg
>>528333015caged jamal is literally doxxed and not a girl
remember when jebrim married some coon lol
>>528332183oh my god it's embarrassing how many of my crushes are in one picture D:
>>528333324am i one of them
canceling project zanaris is horrible.
imagine playing roblox halo 4 inside osrs
>>528332558sorry im not a sadist
behold
this is not the run
>>528332480why did you change your writing style
>>528332183I see St0ck!!! omg hi
>>528332183Why is Lain33 the only one you have added as a friend -.-
>>528333815i am an attention whore but that person isnt me X_x
>>528333821omg hi
ok i dont like st0ck anymore his hubris has cost him a fan
wait the reason john dad was interested in catbox out of nowhere is because pm posted a video there
dw the gscord is already on it fellows
oh my days all these replies are gonna make me hurl
>>528332480way too obvious st0ck/alex
he wants it to be obvious he wants attention and youre giving it to him
if you want attention so bad why dont you dm me :<
>>528330795why would u need anything better than mystics? ur not gonna be tanking anything with ahrims
>>528334801you look ugly as hell
>>528334672it's a fake dox for attention, why would anyone who actually got doxxed continue to post here? ITT too many chromies
>>528334801you look ridiculous
>>528325750>>528325605this is barely any better considering you have rigour and he doesnt...
also is step back not a thing anymore with the stamina changes
>>528334801this was taken during easter why did you wait so long to post it insidious bitch
>>528334726i'm posting more of u if u don't mind :3
>>528335161yes yes yes yes yes
>>528335161aiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee
are we being raided by 4clan
>>528334969idk what the stamine changes are but im finding i only have to take a sippy of stamina if my bowfa noodles like crazy
>>528335327stamina drains slower now
john would top mike so hard
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Tunnel_of_Chaos
i never knew this was in the game
>>528335795well maybe you should do your quests then
I am coming to terms with the fact this game just isnโt for me. After 70 CG KC I still only complete it 1/3 times. 75 KC on vardorivs but 1 KC trips and I die or need to Telly out every other time. TOA have scraped by 3 KC at 300 but can only consistently beat 250s and have 60 KC on normals. So given my pitifully slow learning curve I am coming to terms with the fact I will probably never complete inferno, coliseum or high level raids which just makes me wonder whatโs the point? Will probably close my account soon but just wondering any one else is in a similar situation where you have a hit a ceiling but are still playing and enjoying the game.
Combat stats Atk: 94 Str: 94 Def: 85 Magic 87 Range 99
>>528335875i have a quest cape ive done what lies below several times
>>528335887https://old.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1lgzgrc/who_here_accepts_they_are_bad_but_likes_to_play/
>>528335437can you fucking not
4clan is not sending their best they make osgers look like quality posters in comparison
NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO
i just made 2500 sapphire rings and found out suffering can hold only 100000 charges
you couldve just kept your sapphire rings from birdhouses dummy