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>>527396668

>>528215829
regardless of what you think of catmixer a /chess/ clash of claims would be fun, if catmixer is willing to get a couple cameras and record his entire setup we should do it, maybe this weekend?
Ideally we need one of our strongest blitz players to make it relevant, at worst if no one wants to I can do it, I'm not good but I've beaten catmixer a couple times and could give him something resembling a fight

>>528256695
I even "made" a poster for it, now you can't backdown

>>528256695
>>528257648
go away catmixer

>>528259746
I'm not catmixer it' currently 6am in canada

>>528256695
From what I remember zoombam was the first one to openly accuse catmixer, so it needs to be zoombam vs catmixer

>>528261639
I'll play him if he puts cameras all around his set up. None of that Naroditsky theater of the absurd stuff

>>528270305
Oh, also all the games in the match need to be rated, maybe that chess detection kicks in. Preferably on dotcom, they might have a better cheat detection there

>>528270305
based

>>528256695
No, you have constantly tried to become a streamer, but you shouldn’t even be posting here. Whatever gives you more attention, right?

>>528276607
See>>528259853
I just think a match between any two big guys from here would be entertaining

>>528282638
Yeah I read his post but that’s proof that it’s him. He always pretends to be other people while talking about himself in the third person. No one would look up what time it is in canada as “proof” because they wouldn’t give a shit. Only fagnaxer himself would say that.

>>528256257 (OP)
Gosh, what a le epik chess meme of the chess variety. Zoomers, chess memes, what isn't there in /chess/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byj7V6MP1XY
hans vs aronian is live

Our guy Levy can really play chess at a GM level.

ugly dogshit OP for an ugly dogshit general

>>528297124
how many rating points did you lose?

>>528296153
>cheater vs wife killer

>>528298826
Match of the century

>>>/pol/508211703

>>528296153
>Classical music with a trap beat
I hate this

>>528301863
Okay, now just a straight up performance of Beethoven's Sonata Pathetique with no added gimmicks, I have to respect that

>>528302467
ahh, as soon as I posted that he decided he needed more "energetic music" and put on Wonderwall

god i love hans so much its unreal

Holy smokes, I just played this in 3+0, with a nonsense opening (opponent played h3, I played a6, he played a3, I played h6)
I haven't played any blitz on lichess for a while... did they change the inaccuracy etc. algorithm?

>>528296153
>Stream suspended for policy violations

>>528307350
I don't understand how he still uses copyrighted music, not the first time this happened to him

L

>>528312039
i love ourguy, but... he's just not very good at this streaming thing.

So close to 1000

>>528307243
Update, pretty sure they put me in the cheater testing pool (the Lord Bentham pool where they match you against cheaters to see if you're using an engine)
Got matched with some insane player rated only 2080 but playing top moves while only using 30 seconds of his time
rip my elo

>>528327171
Play at night, you get paired with weaker opponents (from my experience)

>>528256257 (OP)
this already has a general on /tg/

>>528330226
this is the real one, that one is merely an imposter

>>528330226
>>528330483
This is clearly the same guy right lol

>>528331658
>>528330226
kys pbt

>>528296153
>destroyed by anish and now aronian

hans confirmed FRAUD

>>528331732
That literally proves nothing don't know why you'd even post that

If God himself descended from the heavens and told me that I had to choose between the following: (1) he would make me the greatest chess player to ever exist on the sole condition that I am forced to always play rook endgames; (2) never play chess ever again. I would go with option (2).

Old ex poster here. What happened to SeriousChest and why is his account deleted?

>>528296928
god i love levy so much its unreal

>>528336310
so basically catmixer is the antichrist and pbt needs to kill himself. Hope that clears everything up

>>528336425
Oh wow. What happened? When did the antichrist stuff start?

>>528337181
because he just is, okay? dont ask for proof, theres no need for proof. He is a cheater because I said so.

>>528338123
Can you explain the lore? It sounds interesting.

>>528329979
The guy was blitzing out perfect moves, and then at the end chatted to me "how's my technique?"
I think it's obvious - there's a pool of approved engine-jannies who they pair with suspiciously accurate players. The engine jannies then play perfectly and taunt and attempt to provoke the (frequently innocent) players they're paired with to try to get them to turn on an engine.
However, I they might give back the elo they stole over time by adding an extra +1 or +2 for a few subsequent games (which is why I was able to regain my elo pretty quickly without even more wins than losses. However, I didn't actually check this and it's probably not true)

>>528327171
There is no such pool.
There is a cheater pool for people who have been banned, but those players don't gain or lose glicko2 in the pool, and lordbentham in not in the pool. He is in the general population.

>>528336310
You are c*tmixer, we aren't naive.3rd person who just happens to be stopping by and talking about the chest/antichrist saga.

>>528340874
That's not catmixer, I'm also curious to know the origin of all this antichrist nonsense.

>>528341347
wow, another person who is curious about it, exactly what c*tmixer does. Somebody tells the story and then these endless throngs of 3rd persons who keep appearing argue endlessly in c*tmixer's favor (for some reason). Funny how that happens.

>>528342016
What? Can you stop rambling and share the story lol

>>528342249
Yes, gather round all you children who all are here in this thread for the very first time today and are very curious about this one topic and also suspiciously all look like copies of themselves.

>>528342923
I've heard it mentioned before and someone brought it up a few posts ago. No need to have a freak out.

/chess/ discord when

>>528342016
He does do that passive voice bullshit

>>528338647
its an open source website fuckhead you are just spewing complete bullshit with no justification whatsoever

>>528349057
I was only sharing with you what my intuition revealed to be the truth.
If you trust github more than the schizophrenic delusions of a random anon on 4chan who lost 12 glicko-2 points, that's on you.

>Reach my peak again and again and again
>Immediately blunder 10 in a row and drop 200 rating
This is how it is for everyone, right? The ladder just ends, right?

Mokemaniacs, why does Hans keep losing?

>>528358394
He got into Vegas and that's what really matters. So the cope is that he stepped up when it counted the most.

>>528358394
Hes hiding his full power for when it matters.

>>528359190
he is going to bail Vegas like last time

>>528345628
Which posts are in passive voice do you even know what that means?

>>528360272
Passive voice isn't known by him.

im worried for /ourguy/ bros... he just had a birthday in the midst of his home country being attacked. i know he defected to france, but this must make him feel upset still, especially knowing he supported top g tate who was an avid trump supporter. i hope hes doing alright

>>528363420
this zesty lil nigga is no stranger to bunker busters if you know what I mean

>>528364272

Yes exactly lichess, that’s exactly what I intended to play. Thank you.

>>528364272
hehe

>>528307243
>wins 1 (one) game of chess
>start suspecting conspiracies about it immediately
hyperaccelerated Fischer effect

One of the higher level moves I’ve ever played. Can you guys see it?
HINT: I’m just like Kasparov

>>528371625
>>528377290
Play catshitter again Karla, see
>>528257648

>>528377290
Re3?

>>528378615
No… :) I’ll spoiler the answer here because I’m going to bed now but you guys should still try to solve it. Fun puzzle for liddle babbies.
You were close! It’s Re2. If Queen moves, it’s mate (after Rxf2). If Qxe2, the best reply, Bf1+ with a discovery on Q. If Bxe2, then Bf5+ — again with a discovery on the Queen. My hint in the first post references that this move is reminiscent of Garry’s immortal game, and I’m very proud of how clearly I’m his student.

>>528379179
Jesus. What TC?

>>528379179
nice

>>528336310
he's still around, he closed that account because someone was stalking him and mocking him about his losses ITG
he returned as bearypink and even had a youtubechannel with the same name(well two actually he closed the first one because he was frustrated about the low views) he made really comfy rapid videos and recorded some of our tournaments too, but he closed both lichess and youtube accounts recenlty, iirc he didn't want to be associated with /s4s/ anymore
>>528340874
>>528342016
>>528342923
you come across as a huge schizo acting like this, you might even be right idk but it's really not a good look, same when people over do it in calling out pbt

lotta ugly dudes posted in here ngl

>>528380927
complain about the attention seeking cheater, not the people telling him to fuck off

>>528344832
>he didn't get invited to the /chess/ discord
i am laffin, but in all seriousness we're on IRC.

>>528381220

>>528377909
tableclothboardanon is the canadian 1900 not karla.
>>528371625
how can you stand that ugly tablecloth board, tableclothboardanon?

>>528312039
I was thinking it was kinda kino like back in the wild west days of the internet when you would just get away with shit like that. Like when Penny-Arcade would post a link to download an mp3 of a copyrighted song at the bottom of each news post.

>>528358086
I don't think I'll care about my rating until I reach a respectable one, so I don't know that feel.

>>528381670
its possible to complain about both

this little move made playing black fun again

chess is so fucking boring man wtf are you guys doing

Apparently if you don't go a select number of openings you don't get to win the game

The most fun opening is f4, the bird's opening, and it's impossible to win with it

It's so cringe to go e4 or knight f3 there's nothing fun about it

>>528389769
what rating are you trying to get too?

>>528257648
>>528270305
so is this happening or is catmixer pussying out?

What would happen if catmixer proved he's not a cheater?

>>528390890
/chess/ would finally ascend to the kingdom of heaven

>>528389769
>knight f3
>cringe
Shut your whore fucking mouth

>>528390890
Nigga, he was asked repeatedly to play rated games to let the anti-cheat detection kick in. He refused even that simple fact. There is no fucking doubt he cheats, the only one arguing against it is himself.

>>528397983
If any of you paranoid niggers demanded me to do something, I wouldn't do it either.

>>528397983
>Just make the tournaments rated, thats how they used to be in the heyday of /chess/ when canadacat beat seriouscheat multiple times, oh wait I guess he had a cheat evasion strategy back then too, God he's so good at cheating it driving me insane
>has multiple 2200 accounts, never banned once
>it has to be rated games on catmixer account!

You can't provide any evidence to begin with, you're not here to listen, and that's what no one did.

>>528377290
Re2 looks like it works. Whatever takes it sets up a discovered check on the queen, and RxB Qxf2 mates. Nice find in real time! (why like Kasparov?)

I wonder if there's FM norm tournaments in Africa where a bunch of stone age pre hominids ooga booga ELO around. This could be Stjepans best hope

>>528389769
>impossible to win with it
If GMs can win with it, the problem isn't the opening.

>>528403173
he plays in the same circle, with the same people and receive the same advice
>bro just... just play Karpov games
>bro, like, just like... calculate more!
>bro like... just... study all the openings bro!

>>528399574
>promised to leave the general forever and is still here causing problems years later

>>528404864
>promised to leave tg general

Just fight it out on the board instead of bickering

>>528405157
>promised to leave the /chess/ general which just happened to be on tg at the time, after which he stayed on that general and was the primary one pushing for the change to /vg/

>>528405702
Sorry loophole is valid

>>528406187
No, it's not because he stayed on /tg/ when it was still there and if it never moved he would still be in the primary /chess/ general

>>528405595
He's hiding behind anonymity, he'd never accept an actual challenge

>>528406310
Wrong, the original /chess/ general on tg is still there. Not my fault you destroyed it. You can go back there if you want.

>>528406310
Not wrong. The primary general is now on /vg/, but he was on /tg/ when it was still the primary general even after promising to leave forever.

>>528407142
The loophole is legit. Final.

>but he promised :(
Stop being a bitch and grow up. Other anon is right, let's take this argument to the board. I challenge YOU specifically to a monitorcam anticheat match.

>>528408462
I challenge YOU specifically to take my tiny dick up your ass.

New rules for the (almost dead anyway)lichess team:
Anyone I suspect of being catmixer gets immediately kicked out.
>but that one guy might not be him
I don't care, everyone gets banned
>but this is literally like reddit or the crazy tg janny
Still don't care, the guy will be banned, if some innocents get also get banned, so be it

How NOT to get kicked from the team:
>borrowing or using any of his particular type of trolling/shilling/samefagging that is very recognizable, even if ironically, will get you kicked. Even if you are not him(kkk guy, I'm looking at you)
>any trolling during team tournaments, either for cheating purposes or other reasons, will result in you getting kicked. Show respect to your opponents. Occasional bong cloud or meme opening are fine, a whole tournament played like that will get you kicked
>Accounts with less that 2 weeks since started will no longer be allowed. Lets stop the alt accounts
Next step, I will make all the tournaments rated. If you're afraid to lose rating points or are rating sitting, too bad for you, grow a spine
That will be all for now.

>>528414083
based

>>528390031
>>528390031
>>528390031

>>528414865
If you made it web-based I might try it, but I ain't running catmixer's python code on my computer

>>528414083
I like it

>>528414083
cool

>>528414083
I don't follow the drama so I'm not really sure what the mannerisms are that I'm supposed to avoid and I've also been working on and playing a meme opening for Black almost exclusively.

>>528417770
he will still install a trojan on your device via his web app

>>528419310
If kitmaxer burns a zero-day web exploit to take down /chess/ I'd have to hand it to him

/chess/ is delray misfits for nerds with the subtle difference that we never got Chest to compete at the Chicago open.

>>528414083
Cool story bro I don't know what this fag drama is about but you sound like a reddit mod and for that reason I'm not joining whatever this is.
t. 2150 lichess

I've never seen a general so obsessed with samefag paranoia. More than half the posts are about this and not about chess. I'm just going to tripfag since it seems to be the only way to talk about chess in here.

>>528420158
Kill yourself tripfaggot

>>528414083
Why exactly would I play rated games against a pool of people with statistically much higher rates of mental illness and cheating?

>>528420158
chess players are more susceptible to paranoia and schizo ideas because they're much better at seeing patterns and interpreting things that aren't really there. just look at what happened to fischer in his later years...

>>528414083
Oh no! So anyway, see you next tournament.

>no more bongclouds
>i decide what openings are acceptable
That says everything we need to know about your little outburst. This has nothing to do with potential cheating, you're literally just salty about losing.

Yes, PLEASE make the tournaments rated again. I was here in the beginning of /chess/ when tournaments were always rated. And guess what? I still played decent chess.

I'm going to an OTB 960 tournament next weekend, I have little expirience with it other than the tournaments here, so I will be posting 960 rapid challenges starting tomorrow if anyone is interested
not catmixer I'll use my account if needed

>>528420894
>Oh no! So anyway, see you next tournament.
Try it, I will manually veto new users from now on, no more of that "hey guys I'm totally not catmixer hehe"

>>528421780
>>528420894
why don't you two play already??

>>528338647
>there's a pool of approved engine-jannies who they pair with suspiciously accurate players. The engine jannies then play perfectly and taunt and attempt to provoke the (frequently innocent) players they're paired with to try to get them to turn on an engine.
so... where do I apply

>>528421839
I'm ready. Let's set a time and date. I've already called him out as a liar and challenged him to a match multiple times.

The cheating accusation is just slander, he doesn't even believe its true.

Hey Karla can you come play in the weekend tournaments with us? You’re beautiful and smart and I miss you

>>528414083
I’m glad fagfrogfag got banned he was a cheating faggot

>>528422823
Most likely everyone in that list is Catmixer on an alt, goood for the great cat purge that just happened

>>528414083
who do you guys think of mothrider?I wondered if he was catmixer back then

>>528414083
>Making /chess/ great again

/chess/ needs a villain to stay interesting, and I'm fine being it

>>528422956
Name sounds close enough to his alt style, I vote ban

>>528414083
incredibly gay

>>528420705
>le fischer got crazy reddit argument

He was, is, and will always be right about jews.

>>528421651
If I'm here, I'll most definitely play you. Good luck in the tourney.

>>528421651
me too

>>528424826
no I deleted this post because I went to his account and saw he had played against stressy in the tournaments,should have done that before posting desu, so he can't be catmixer

>>528431108
Do we know that stressy was catmixer?

>>528431332
the fact that he never even bothered denying it

>>528431332
Yeah, every other damn account there was catmixer. Every account that did well in the tournaments and didn't play other accounts that did well was him.

>>528431332
>make a themed account
>get to 2100 playing bongcloud as black and white
>play it in weekend tournaments
>games are fun and dynamic, not completely one-sided at all
>suddenly after weeks of doing this one guy gets mad
>"I don't like losing to your opening! You cheated!"
>"YOU have to prove to ME you're not cheating!"

feel bad for him desu no wonder strong players don't stay here long

>>528434354
Yeah, and you're just a 3rd person bystander who has a strong opinion on the matter right?

>>528296928
is he still doing "road to gm"?

>>528435669
Yep

>>528414083
baste

>>528435986
>>528435669
>anyway who points out the hypocrisy is catmixer
>i get to ban anyone i deem to be catmixer
Give a weak man a little bit of power and watch him go full tyrant

>>528437582
This post is ironic because I'm not the one who is a team leader.

>>528414083
>Next step, I will make all the tournaments rated.
oh nonono ratingsitterbros........

>>528437927
I'm also a third person bystander

>>528438434
Not sure why we didn't do this a long time ago. When chess was started the tournaments were always rated, who decided to change this and why?

>>528438601
i dont remember, i can change them though if people want

>>528438601
obviusly it was changed to casual since they were supposed to be casual tourneys between frens instead of a circlejerk of a power tripping admin's approved 'regulars' and shitters who never show up to play anyway

>>528439997
Just make them rated again, at least it will stop the one crybaby that accuses everyone he doesn't know that beats him of cheating

The catmixer samefagging and seething itt is glorious lmao. This was worth it just for that kek>>528414083

>>528440343
i dont think lichess anticheat would catch catmixers brand of cheating seeing as he mixes good and bad moves deliberately in order to drag the game out

>>528438601
>>528439189
The reason was to encourage higher rated players to come and play with lower rated guys without fear of losing elo. But unfortunately it either creates a loophole for cheaters(unrated games do not count as cheating on lichess so no one would get banned for cheating in them) or encourages paranoia(cheaters could be here, he thought...). It's time to let it go, I think. Anyone not liking it can thank fagmixer, who ruined it for everyone, just like he ruined thread challenges

>>528442864
Exactly. He's a smart cheater. But I stil think he would be more careful in a setting were games are rated as to not get caught. So he would play more bad moves than he usually does. It would probably create more chances for anyone playing against him

>>528442864
Still waiting for one suspicious game to be posted, even one move let's see it
>>528442340
Don't worry this is funny to me, I'll gladly play the role of villain

/chess/: every post I dislike was actually made by one person pretending to be multiple

>>528443708
kys

>>528443736
Pbt is crazy thinking there is only one guy itt but let's not kid ourselves, Catmixer does samefag and has that annoying posting style where he defends himself by speaking about himself in 3rd person and samefagging as another guy.

At what elo can (you) beat most people in real life?

>>528443671
So much cope
>he figured out the exact way to cheat just enough to beat me without raising suspicion
>meanwhile has multiple 2200 accounts
>meanwhile one of the original /chess/ members
>meanwhile played in OG /chess/ tournaments that were rated and still won
>meanwhile trust me I'm 1700...
What did I do to you personally?

>>528443671
>Exactly. He's a smart cheater.
i dont know if i would call it "smart cheating" its more that his goal isn't simply to win like other cheaters, its more to troll and waste other peoples time

>>528444385
>his goal isn't simply to win like other cheaters, its more to troll and waste other peoples time
Very apt description.

https://lichess.org/training/vshy9
'opponent falls out of the chair' type move
it's not hard as a puzzle but the way it solves every problem for black just has to be shared

>>528444258
1700 fide. Or around 2100 lichess. You can probably beat anyone not taking chess seriously. And you might beat them even then, if it's someone like Stjepan

>>528444384
I just don't like you, I know you didn't cheat I can admit that, it's just your personality that I hate. I'm literally shaking right now typing this to you.

>>528438601
I remember one guy (and I could tell from his post that he was a pretty strong player) said he would never play in the tournaments again if they were rated.
But it might have just been sc not wanting to throw away his rating, and desu he doesn't even play in the tournaments anymore or even have a known account
Personally, I'm willing to put my rating on the line because it's true that rating sitting is weak behavior

>>528444593
i smolved it
That's a fun move

>>528445390
>one guy strong-armed the entire team into a decision
Sounds about right, that guy should have just made a less serious alt account for the tournaments.

>>528445390
Yes, it was SeriousChest complaining about losing rating to underrated weavers, but not only him. He was a big draw as people wanted to play him, so we tried to incentivize him to come and play with us. It was also because it was supposed to be a frindly tourney. People coming, having a beer and playing chess with friends. But as you said, he wasn't Beary hasn't been present since Christmas anyway.

>>528442864
>>528443671
lordbentham had some thing like 80 rated rapid wins in a row over a couple of months, even from a 5 minute search when I reported him I found 7 only top moves same time for each type games, at this point half the general reported him and he's still not banned, why are we still pretending lichess has actual cheat detection?
as much as I dislike .scam a rated tournament there would be the better option for this

>>528446116
>lordbentham
That guy is almost surely in cahoots with the jannies. He's either a janny testing suspicios players or a bot testing suspicios players

>>528444258
complete casuals that only know the rules, 800 chesscum is enough unless they are very gifted
that friend of friends who plays online and heard you play too, best be at 1600 before talking shit
that boomer acquaintance that brigs up chess to you unwarranted, make it 1600 fide instead

>>528446302
I don't buy it he plays very human shitter blitz games and does puzzles, plus I doubt it's only one janny reading all reports
What is that saying?Don't attribute to malice what can be explained with incompetence?

>>528445930
I'm 200 points underrated in blitz on my team account,I could realistically farm big gainz of rated tournaments yet I still want them casual for the more relaxed environment
I can't speak for anyone else but if rating is on the line even on an alt I would go full tryhard mode, so less chatting less experimenting less speculative play, overall a lot less fun at least for me

>>528445930
Since Christmas? Thats not true at all

>>528449301
He was in a team battle in March, but the last time he appeared in a simple team tourney I think was at Christmas

>>528444593
neat

>Kasparov's immortal
>Karpov's immortal
>Shirov's immortal
Is there a bigger jobber in history of chess than Topalov?

>>528453986
Thats why I like topalov

>>528453986
So he was like a living canvas on which for other GMs to create masterpieces
Veselin "NN" Topalov

https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzNzQaZ3
rated or casual for tourneys

https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9j9OEgJ
rated or casual for tourneys

>>528414083
>I will make all the tournaments rated. If you're afraid to lose rating points or are rating sitting, too bad for you, grow a spine
based, this is how it should have been from the start

>>528414083
Guaranteed the schizo posting continues unabated after this still.
This general might as well be called /catmixer/ from now on. You dumbfucks are retarded as all hell.

>>528420705
>chess players are more susceptible to paranoia and schizo ideas
Because chess is a quintessentially jewish sport. It appeals to the jewish mind and spirit.

>>528464541
Because it rewards greediness and trickery? Well that explains why I’m so bad, I’m too righteous and Aryan for this kike game. Thanks for the new cope friend

>>528379578
3+0
>>528422586
No that's you anon
I'll think about it. I don't really see myself as part of this crowd anymore. I don't know what anyone is talking about itt, I just drop in sometimes to try to complain about lichess. I've also usually only had mainly bad experiences with /chess/. I try to stay more anonymous these days but somehow you guys always know when I post.
It's not like it used to be when I was ~in the mix~, nobody is really here from my day and I've grown up a lot since I first started posting here. But thank you for the invitation anon

>>528467147
Also this post is illiterate become I'm under the influence, sorry. I'm not lame enough to delete and repost

>>528467147
>>528467392
It’s okay my love, I understand. This general doesn’t deserve your grace and elegance

>>528467147
So then where are you posting these days, reddit? Just stick around

>>528466290
The truth hurts

>>528467738
lol
>>528467968
Nowhere chess related. But I'm always around, especially during events

>>528468313
>I’m always around
This makes me happy <3

>>528468313
>always
>especially
Yeah you're fucking knackered kek. Hope you're doing ok.
By the way, I don't know if you know this, but there is a faggot named Pastebin Tranny (PBT for short) who is trying to keep the old general alive. We're all here now, don't post there.

>>528444760
way lower. that's high enough to beat most people online who play regularly

>>528468313
Do you still think 40 (puzzle storm) indicates one is a decent player? Have you changed your mind? What about My PREDECESSORS BY GARRY CHESS

>>528468762
I'm fine lol, it's just summer. I'm not up on the drama but I see we've moved, dw.
>>528470407
Wow that's quite a callback. I remember my take was that if you're high rated at blitz and your puzzle storm is low that's suss, right? I think 40 is still a godd minimum..

>>528467147
>somehow you guys always know when I post
yeah, it's a mystery

>be the most distinctly annoying neurotic kike bitch around
>always post the same shit
>wtf how can they tell when it's me
lmao

>>528478135
If you were disrespecting karla around me irl I would kick your ass

>>528453986
just looked at the games, I don’t see all the hype. pretty logical looking moves to me
>>528478490
kek

>>528467147
>>528470829
Tits or gtfo

Upcoming Major Chess Tournaments for July:

SuperUnited Rapid and Blitz
Women'sWorld Cup
Biel Chess Festival
Freestyle Grand Slam Vegas

>>528487470
leave fair maiden alone

>>528414083
beyond based

>>528422375
zoombam already accepted your challenge as long as you set up cameras around your room. do you accept?

>>528491358
no one cares about your little shitter tournaments

>>528508563
Wrong! I care

>>528446116
>see this post
>go check if he really is still not banned
>not only is he still unbanned he's still at it with 2 new very subtle games
https://lichess.org/y2X17nnh
https://lichess.org/H3wHajZ7
at this rate he'll be 2500 rapid while 1700 blitz eventually it's literally unbelievable that they don't ban this faggot

>>528510442
Someone with an account should make a forum post about all this, including the amount of time he was reported, I'm really curious what the lijannies have to say about it

>>528510442
Even the blitz games he wins are won with perfect accuracy
https://lichess.org/acrPPzgp/black#72

>>528510647
I assume the jannies would delete the post really quickly(this is the other absurd thing they are so fast at muting people and policing the forums while evidently not even looking at cheat reports anymore) and probably mute/ban the author of it

>>528508563
Those are big shitter tournaments

>>528510442
Such a pity that in the first game, black resigned. I wanted to see that mate in 11, and the time usage by our fellow friend lordbentham

Why did chess com popularize no increment (by pushing it as default)?
If you end up in a position where opponent clearly has the upper hand and at worst, he could easily turn around the clock with checks, than figure out how to queen a pawn or mate you and you can do absolutely nothing about it, then you shouldn't win.

>>528514909
Fear the machine

>>528517357
No increment was the default otb for ages. It's just a modern pussy addition.

>>528517357
people are busy and want to have a game that lasts a predictable amount of time

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hTc7gZfQ1c4&pp=ygUYdGhpZXZpbmcgbWFncGllIGFicmlkZ2Vk
>KILLED everyone in the hourly 3 0 arena, only a 2400 could stop my carnage on my fuck around account
>trashed all the opponents in my daily ladder games on my serious account
>did a new PR on the exercise bike
>all because I was listening to this on repeat
Kubrick was right, this piece is insanely powerful

>>528525801
nice. Which openings?

(I did a lot of rook-pawn endgame studying to Beethoven symphonies, so that's what I throw on when I needed to knuckle down with endgame technique.)

>>528528486
Pirc

>>528256257 (OP)
el bumpo from the top rope!

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-63062092

What do my niggas think? Smirin made some comments about women and chess and then got fired forever.

>>528545683
seeing a jew get cancelled is always funny, other than that he is in the right but acknowledging reality about "touchy subjects" in the modern day west is a really dumb move

why does levy get to have a hot asian wife and not me?!?

>>528553521
cause he makes millions on youtube and you don't

Nice tip

1. d4 Nf6 2. g3 { A45 Indian Defense: Tartakower Attack } h5 3. h4 d5 4. Bg2 c6 5. c3 Nfd7 6. Nf3 g6 7. Qb3 Qb6 8. Nbd2 Bg7 9. e3 e5 10. dxe5 Nxe5 11. Nxe5 Bxe5 12. Qxb6 axb6 13. O-O Be6 14. e4 dxe4 15. Nxe4 Nd7 16. Re1 Kd8 17. Be3 Kc7 18. Ng5 Bxa2 19. Bd4 Bxd4 20. cxd4 f6 21. Ne4 Bd5 22. Rxa8 Rxa8 23. Nc3 Bxg2 24. Kxg2 Kd6 25. f4 f5 { White left the game. } 0-1
Quick little blitz game

>>528553521
is this sarcasm?his wife is hideous

>>528553967
what book?

>>528554269
>is this sarcasm?
yeah lol

>>528554773
oh ok I guess it should have been obvious but I've seen too many people here simp for carissa yip and other ugly or mid asians to now for sure

have you taken the shanxi wall pill yet, /chess/?

>>528556145
this opening works surprisingly well, thanks for the suggestion, anon!

>>528556145
wow!! i just won 7! yes, SEVEN! games in a row with the Shanxi Wall Opening! thanks so much.

>>528556145
Why are the squares smaller on the bottom and bigger on the top?

>>528556145
>>528556565
>>528557821
fuck you are still around too?
please don't go back to full spam mode about this shit again /chess/ has enough schizos as is

>>528555607
idk alice lee looks like she would be fine doing ass to mouth.

>chess

>>528559557
wrong pic, sorry for double-posting

it's been 4 years and i still have no idea what a shanzi is or does

>>528560026
It's a popular brand of instant ramen.

>>528555607
pookie might not be a looker but her personality and because of that her chess is really fun

>>528556145
I shantxi

>>528561160
its weird actually, theres a lot of really hot white chick chess players, but only mid asians
where are they hiding them

>>528560026
it's a really bad system opening some autist made up and shilled nothing special to it

>>528444258
The average know how pieces move and think they can sun tsu their way to a win:
an even 1000
>>528444760
1700 is way too high. That beats or holds even with most casual chess club members.

Look, I already know a lot of you are going to take issue with my thoughts on this post, and that's totally fine! Truthfully, even I'm not sure how I'm leaning in terms of how I feel about Freestyle Chess' recent photo posted on Insta of Bibisara. One side of me finds it fun, expressive, and cute. The other side of me takes issue with the fact that my first thought seeing the photo was "how fun, expressive, and cute". She's a serious up and coming chess player with 3 GM norms and only 21 years old. I wish the announcement photo of her playing the Vegas event matched the same professional graphic design used for all other player announcements thus far (see previous posts on their Instagram of Hans qualifying, and the Player Announcement post beginning with Keymer). Yet, Bibisara's one is this, and her ELO isn't even on the front photo as it is on the other player announcements.

>>528563740
I get Freestyle's whole thing is being edgy, "relatable" to the wider crowd, and cool in a non chess purist kind of way. And again, I don't have to agree with it to be fine with it. But my issue with this photo is not necessarily something that's immediately harmful to Bibisara or women chess players in the immediate term or something. If I was making that argument then I would understand the "it's not that serious bro" comments. But if we learn anything from history (and let's face it, current affairs), the feminization/quasi-sexualization of women isn't something that happens with one big thing, it happens over time as little actions here and there add up and then over time create a certain image of a group of people. Things get normalized. I feel like the photo itself isn't an issue. I know some argue that the leg split mini skirt high socks photo is problematic (see top comment on Insta post) but for me it's not necessarily that, I am sure she consented to the photo so who are we to judge. The issue for me is the stylistic choice of having this photo singling out the only woman participant as opposed to the more professional, suited, hands folded photos of other men players for the event.
Again, I am sure a lot of people will still say this is an overreaction and that's totally fine, difference of opinions does not irk me the way it does some people lol. But these conversations are important to have in the moment I would argue. A photo is just a photo, but they also hold a narration, and narrations add up to opinions, and opinions add up to normalization. I am just unsure as to why this was a choice for her announcement post. That's all.

>>528444593
... OH BECAUSE THE KNIGHT IS PINNED IF KG7 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I SAW EVERYTHING BUT THAT

>>528561924
All asians are mid, chess asians just don't wear makeup

>>528564334
>All asians are mid
wrong

>>528564334
this is just plainly disproved by that e-whore nemo who cakes it on and still looks mid

Sad but true

>>528565891
>solid 6 after 3h of makeup
I rest my case
>>528566138
Kek

>>528568648
>calling that a 6
homofaget

>>528564334
>>528568648
careful guys the notion that simply not being obese nor a sheboon nor a goblina doesn't automatically make a woman a 9/10 elsewhere in the world enrages amerimutts in this general like nothing else

>>528563740
the reddit tier shit was unnecessary. I get your point but either she wants some sponsorship or she thinks this will attract more people (maybe not her, but her agent or whatever)

plus, she is a cutie

>>528569189
she is literally perfect

Play the Blackmar Diemer
>>528568859
4 without makeup. Heres a 10.

>>528571712
>puffy butthole mouth
Grocc 5/10 would not bang

>>528574987
>Blackmar Diemer vs scandi
based and manly, has my full respect even play it myself sometimes
>blackmar diemer with 1d4
ultra super mega gay by virtue of having played 1d4
sorry I don't make the rules

>>528563876
>the feminization of women
no, please, anything but that!
redditors are hilarious

>>528561924
Finally someone else who gives Nazi her due

>>528561924
It’s because asians are generally much, much uglier than whites. Look at any of those ‘interview Japanese people on the street’ videos and you’ll see how they are on average. Compare it to the white people you see every time you take a trip to the supermarket.

>>528568859
He’s right. She has had plastic surgery to remove her lower jaw, which is always ugly.

>>528577089
Right. How dare she be presented as fun and cool and care free! Problematic!

>>528581228
I dare you to say that shit in vietnam, you'll get your ass kicked. We have 6 inch growers over here

https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1livpnr/eric_rosen_selling_out_to_his_sponsors_controversy/
rosenbros... they caught us readhanded

>>528576219
Correct

>r*ddit link

>>528596839
I hate Rosen but this is insane

>>528596839
holy retardo

>>528596839
his jewish side got the best of him

>>528571712
You like girls that look 11

>>528566138
Nemo looks like tiger woods, once you see it you simply can't unsee it

>>528569959
Bibisara flirting with Chad

https://youtu.be/q8YpB8EYZhM

>>528601298
>flirting
>with this zesty nigga
lmao

>>528601668
>>528601298

>>528601668
>verygaysir

>>528601298
damn Bibisara is a qt even with her zestyreza-tier clothes
and I'll never forget how she flamed a bitch into getting married and leading an honest life away from chess

>>528600280
>attracted to this 25 year old woman? guess what youre a pedo

>>528600280
You amerimutts are so fucked in the head it's unreal

>>528577089
what's insane is what he complains about not showing her rating he has to be aware that she's 200-300 points weaker than anyone else, when he says she's a serious player with 3 gm norms at 21 he has to be aware that everyone else in the tournament became a gm in his teens, yeah someone so mind rotted to say " feminization of women" is really far gone in reddit brainwashing but on some level he has to be aware she's only got invited because she's a cute woman to turn it around and pretend actually she's a victim of sexism is so fucking unbelievably stupid

>>528596839
lol

>>528553967
>>528554442
>what book?
The Luzhin Defense, Vladimir Nabokov

>>528597714
>>528598205
>>528598254
>***CONTROVERSY***???? :-(
just how many pounds of autism do you need to miss this much sarcasm?

>>528627240

>>528422375
>>528500063
still waiting for this, it's not hard either one of you say what times would be good for him and the other can choose the most convenient for him between those, if you don't do it you are both pussies at this point
I was promised entertainment and I will get my entertainment god dammit!

>

>>528554442

>>528556145
>Catmixer gets banned on all his alts
>suddenly both Karla and the shanzi wall retard show up
yeah, maybe that guy who said it's just one schizo with multiple personalities baiting people for attention/engagement was unto something

>Rapport btfo'd Shartnanandhaa yet again
based Richie the Redeemer
he's been having a rough tike, maybe this'll give him a boost too

>>528647821
wow quite a kino game too

>>528648380
Bc2 was fucking insane

why is /chess/ so dead?

>>528662175
solved game so none of us want to become gms anymore

I feel bad for navarra he was wrong but he's literally autistic and got instrumentalized by kramnik haters, probably nothing will come of this anyway

>>528664482
this nigga badly needs grandkids

Is PIC RELATED the PINNACLE OF IMPROVEMENT?

>>528389564
How come being passive is fun for you?

Can you really learn a pattern by looking at the same one position over and over again?

>>528678437
Meant for>>528669859

>>528678437
just looking without purpose?
no
thinking about it and what preceeds it and what comes after?
yes
playing it on the chessboard is even better

>>528569189
>seething because someone called the generic woman you liked generic
kek

interesting...

Has pragg always been complete dogshit at chess or did he just decide to play like a retarded dumbass vs richard

>>528662786
Its not fucking solved you stupid pos. Look up what a fuckibg solved game is snd tell me that chess is solved. Fuck you, fucking die.

>>528689474
based and commensurate reaction to faggots parroting the le solved game meme

>>528690113

>>528688957
How strict are the anti cheating measures at that tournament? You shall find the answer to your question therein

It's so great gortham and hikaru lied to all the shitters of the world and told them bishops are better than knights
Knights are the literal GODS of blitz and bullet

>>528693905
>saaar I have achieved two of the bishops sir this is meaning I redeem the win sir
"the bishop pair" is pure cope for dogmatic thinking thirdies

>>528693905
computer says bishop>knight

blitz and bullet are niggerlicious time control for those who can't think into the future (niggers)

>>528697289
t. 2100 lirapid rating sitter who does 2 puzzles a day

>>528697289
How long did it take to think of that post lil slowbie

>>528693905
ok but if you actually play chess at a half decent level the bishop pair is a meaningful advantage
I think people really overstate le heckin tricky knight meme for fast chess too, its really not that hard to have a sense for immediate knight tactics and at any given level you're only going to be very marginally better at spotting knight tactics than your opponent will be at defending them, if at all
bishops mog

I think you should just play each game and position on a case by case basis and not restrict yourself with senseless platitudes

Knight>>queen>king>rook>BiShIp

>>528698030
wrong
>>528699201
less than 5 seconds

>>528688957
not really bad, he fell into some deep home preparation. Only one real blunder.

>>528600482
good thing i can't see it i guess

>>528307243
Uh oh, I did it again. Now I'll probably get put in the Bentham pool for my next few games
btw, I'm not that guy who usually posts 0-0-0 games, so something is up. Before this week I've almost never gotten 'perfect' games like this in, well, in any time control desu.
The weakies are out in force this summer and it's time to collect your accurate games and elo points. All time highs are available for the taking

>>528707669
shitter elo, opponent blundered

>>528708093
When does the non-shitter elo start in the 3+0 pool?

>>528712196
Chess begins at 2000 fide

>>528647821
>>528648380
Richard is great
>>528705121
Get out

>>528706645
Rook is the worst piece change my mind

>>528716205
According to the chessgoals site, 2060ish liblitz (my opponent's rating in that game) is 1900 fide, so I guess it wasn't real chess.
I have beaten some 22xxs lately but never with this kind of accuracy

>>528717080
>I guess it wasn't real chess
Correct. The fact that you're publicly fellating yourself over an accuracy rating tells me you have yet to play chess

>>528581228
White people are obese bro.

>>528720548
Then how do I defeat 2200+ blitz players (i.e. 2k+ fide strength)?
I must be doing something that resembles chess to beat 2k fide players and get 11 centipawn loss vs. 1900s
Obviously, there's more to chess than playing solid moves and exploiting an opponent's blunder to get an engine-approved game. I admit it's a stupid thing to brag about.
But nonetheless, to get 0/0/0s against 1900 fides you do have to play decently strong moves and be able to calculate

>>528720548
okay, I got another 0/0/0 with a fun positional maneuvering game against a weakie 1900. No major blunders, he just had poor positional understanding
At this point, the novelty has worn off and I accept that either lichess changed its algorithm, (more permissive of non-top moves that still don't lose any real advantage) or I just got consistent enough to not play horrendous moves constantly.

Either way, I'll stop posting about them

>>528698030
giwtwm

>bibisara

>>528736006
what did he mean by this

>>528669859
I made that post and I still stand by the Soviet Tactics Book Method (STBM).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KksXkIXEHS0&pp=ygUNY2hlc3NuZXR3b3JrIA%3D%3D
Now even Jerry's following the trend of dank yt thumbnails

Based and true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMEPGM6Kkqw

>>528753518
Fischer sounds like Ben Finegold a bit, must be a jewish thing

>>528755115
Did Kramnik finally made him khm?

>>528727454
Until you’ve sat your ass down at the board and achieved a 2000+ fide rating, you have not played chess. I cannot be anymore clear. I don’t care what ratings the computer screen tells you that your opponents have, 2000 fide means 2000 fide, not 2200 liblitz or whatever the fuck

>play chess
>hurr durr you didn't play chess because I am a retarded niggerfaggot

huh?

Chudcelbros... I'm a complete jobber...

Assinmyfacebayeva

>>528743930
That's a picture of Bibi.

>>528757951
Maybe we can negotiate here... how about 2050-2100 uscf? I will probably play some uscf tournaments at some point, but fide rated events are more rare
Just as an extreme example, obviously a uscf national master has played real chess even if he never played enough fide events to have a 2000 rating

When I was a noob shitter, I used to think that N v B was an auto win for the side with the knight. But now I'm less of a shitter and lately the bishies usually come out on top.

Another bullet game over 90% accurate *yawn*
How do slow cucks cope?

>>528797854
Wow, playing accurately in fast time controls. Sounds like you've never played *real* chess like the slowbrain elites

>>528797854
Your opponent blundered on move 12

>>528782142
>uscf
thats not fide, is it? Also, national master is a meme title, disregard those types

>>528811323
>thats not fide, is it?
It's otb chess, with similar regluations and time control to fide tournaments
I can understand discounting online rapid and blitz, but you're really going to say that long, classical otb games with serious players, many of whom are themselves fide 2k+, doesn't count as real chess unless the tournaments are carried out under the auspices of fide? kek

>>528812948
yes, that is exactly what I am saying. Unless you have achieved a rating exceeding 2000 elo in FIDE, and FIDE only, not any other federation that you can think of, FIDE and only FIDE. I hope this makes sense because I cannot be any clearer.

You think you’ve seen peak reddit?
Wait until you see a snoo saying “hats off” in French in response to Levon being a heckin wholesome chungus

Also, someone posted fantastic bait and of course redditards can’t tell it’s Chat GPT
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1lki183/did_my_profile_photo_in_an_idf_uniform_really/

>>528817824
>>528819198
go back

>>528813632
Well you certainly took your time in explaining what you really meant - "evasive" is the term that comes to mind - but I think I finally understand your position.
I'll certainly think twice before mentioning any of my "chess" accomplishments until such time as I've achieved 2000 fide elo

>but I had hecking materialerinoooooos

>>528850640
350 elo

>>528852220
We know you don't even play rated games (if you play at all) because you don't want to find out how bad you are.
But why do you find it necessary to patrol the thread for people who are happy with how they played?

>>528855203

>>528855717
Illuminating

check

Mate

>>528883865
>Mate
yeah I wish I did

My opponent hung mate in 1 with three more minutes than me.

Who beat the guy tearing up the field in the lichess rapid arena? You better believe it was your boy anonymous. Of course he offered a draw once I ground him down in the endgame and he was dead lost.

>>528563740
>If you want to know my personal opinion, I consider myself a beautiful girl, and if the organizers decided to use photos from my sports-chess photoshoot for the cover to attract more attention — not only from men but also from women — to the tournament, then I see nothing wrong with that
basedbisara

>>528903004
what a based cutie
all the kazakh chicks are very hot, how do they do it?
I'd post the webm of them dancing in the olympiad but I can't be fucked to find it in my maze of folders

>>528903910
I got you bro

And yes, she knows this thristrap shitty thing attracts people and she has enough self-esteem to be fine with it, she is beautiful and she knows it.

>>528903004
>noooo you can't be taken seriously unless you're ugly and bitchy
so this is the power of not being born an amerimutt

>>528904545
thanks
what a bunch of qt 3.14s

>be 2000 blitz chesscum (like 4000 lichess)
>play in endgame
>lose every single game

CHESS?!??!? what is CHESS doing on my VIDEO GAME BOARD!??!?!?! this board is for GAMERS, not CHESS NERDS!!!! what next, GOLF? TENNIS? PING PONG???? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who killed the kings Indian?
>inb4 engine
Did the kings Indian get clowned at the top level in the last 10 years or is it just enginecuck GMNPCs

>>528929106
Chess is an esport and played more online than in person.

danya raging again lol

>>528931875
>no video
don't care

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HVsObFJ97NE

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HVsObFJ97NE

>>528903004
Incredible.
I wish someone had posted that in the reddit thread when it was active, because the frumpy feminists in that thread would *not* have taken it well.

>>528932601
The comments are embarrassing

YouTube channel will be up eventually. Keep your eyes out. I will directly link videos from it on here because I am expecting that my fellow chess connoisseurs will be able to identify it through its sheer quality.

>>528945895

Will not*

>>528903004

>>528946910
kek, nice oc

>>528563740
Legs spread.

>>528952086
just like your mom whenever I visit

>>528563740
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I got Bibisara pregnant... what would the names of our children be? Would they have to be Kazakh names? What about Alexander? Would her family get mad? What about Charles? It's a mystery...

>>528929616
Kramnik. Between killing the KID and the closed Ruy, he bears the most responsibility for creating the slop meta out of any living grandmaster.
Honorable mention goes to Kasparov for being the first engine baby.

>>528945895
I only care if you're chesty, K or the m*xer.

>>528957703
all three of them are the same person

>>528957703

The year is 2075. Chess is solved. Turned out the benoni was the right way to play

>>528963579
If everything draws then I guess it doesn't matter whether you go for the good ole QGD, Benoni, Benko, or even a Budapest gambit. They're all equally good if they all draw with perfect play.

>>528957789
correction: all are unique individuals originally, but 2 of them are long gone and the third pretends to be them in their absence

>>528963867
karla was here the other day she might be here still
hello?

just beat a 2000 in classical :D

https://lichess.org/sooeYQHzqKao
the time around move 20 was funny, I was distraught because white was dominating and played be6 wanting to take on c4 (completely blind to d5), my opponent then played rxb7 and I went like "actually now i can pressure the pawns :D" completely missing bd5 winning the game.
Then I played teh brilliant ne4, which on my machine stockfish didn't even see at first, I had seen the move before playing rb3 but i hadn't really calculated much, it just looked like total domination after something like rf1,nd2,rd1,rb1

>>528966654
Nice, what do you use to cheat? I'll download it

>>528967369
i use adderall dont know if thats cheating

>>528967369
I don't cheat, wtf??

>>528968474
Exactly what a cheater would say.

>>528931196
This, computer chess was invented by Danny Chess for the first time in 2007 with the launch of his computer chess website that he made and is the CEO and owner of, called chess.com, the first ever internet chess website.

>>528969329
He looks happy.

>>528969527
He has an abusive childhood.

>>528969742
What happened?

>>528970106
He got yelled at sometimes

>>528970106
he molested his dad

>>528970106
Danny Chess has been open about his extremely difficult childhood, which he chronicles in his upcoming memoir Dark Squares: How Chess Saved My Life. Here’s a breakdown of the hardships he endured:

>Growing up in a cult

Raised in the Church of Immortal Consciousness (also called "the Collective"), a small, isolated religious movement led by his grandparents .

Members were subject to psychological manipulation, rigid power structures, emotional and physical harm, even sexual mistreatment, with children far down the hierarchy .


> Trauma, neglect, and family separation

The cult labeled him as “special,” using this as justification to separate him from his mother and isolate him further.

Danny has described enduring psychological abuse, physical punishment, neglect, and even outright sexual mistreatment within the group.

> Chess as his salvation

His grandfather, Steven Kamp, was captivated by chess and recognized Danny's talent early on .

Chess became his refuge, a vital escape that offered mental relief and hope amid the chaos .

Danny Chess's childhood was marked by intense emotional, physical, sexual, and psychological abuse within a toxic cult environment. His separation from his mother and the manipulative hierarchy of the Collective left deep scars.

>>528971469
Chat is this real?

>>528971986
Yes
https://youtu.be/YvpuJCIbwhc

>>528971469
was his grandfather turned into a lampshade too? what about the rollercoasters?

>>528976279
His grandfather was turned into a chess board.

>>528957548
this nigga living in the early 2000s

>>528966654
I liked ne4, I wouldn't call it "brilliant" but it's a nice move
The mate at the end was kino

>>528966654
>classical
>15+16

lol, lmao even

>>528976279
They used to have a room with a black and white tiled floor, like a chess board.
Then they would put shock collars on one of the children and make them hop from square to square like a knight, completing the famous "knight's tour".
Every time they made a mistake and stepped on a square they had already visited, the cult leaders would activate the electric collar and yell "shock mat"
It's unbelievable, but it happened.

>>528979598
I heard when the kids went on a quest to defeat the evil cult leader, they had to play a chess game where the children were the chess pieces and all of Danny's friends had to sacrifice themselves leaving him all alone

>>528979985

>>528563740
she seems unbothered
>>528903910
>>528904545
the crazy thing is she might be the least hottest on that team, which is not a knock on her. strongest player by far though

>>528995834
chubby

>>529004172
chuddy

guess the eval

>>529008868
+5

Nepo got brutally exposed in Uzbekistan.

>>529008868
+3.2

>>529008868
that queen looks fucked up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3bCeSP_axQ

>>529012686
based

>>529012686
kek what is it with kramniks video thumbnails

>>529008868
So what's the answer

>>529012686
super based

>>529012686
Although I respect Kramniks crusade from a moral standpoint, it's still funny to me. He's the chess equivalent of a boomer finding out Fox News or CNN are peddling propaganda and are not objective news sources.
>omg, did you see that, that's fake information. Why would they say that?
>oh no, one of the people they propped up might be cheating? Outrageous
>a corporation doesn't care about anything else but profit? This is insane

>>529014158
how long till he goes fischermode

>>529014259
Most boomers and millennials have been so indoctrinated that they have a huge blindspot on anything juice related. It all depends if his autism is stronger than his indoctrination. My money is, in this case, no.

>>529012686
>>529014158
>2 more weeks until the chess mafia gets exposed
>trust the plan

>starts to lose weight
>immediately begins to play like shit
The anons telling him to lose weight were dead wrong

>>529009618
>>529015669
g-guise, c'mon... Jesus... did this really have to be posted twice...
he's just hiding the prep for the Candidates

Nodirbek choked HARD in UZ chess

>>529008868
>>529013592
it's +2 I found it funny that I did 9 out of 10 pawn moves and my only developed piece isn't even good yet I'm so much better

>>529026240
that lsb looks pretty well placed to me

>>528453986
During interwar period everyone won a brilliancy prize against Bogolubov.

>>529026240
Given that black pieces on kingside are all tied up and black queen is on the verge of being trapped I'd say +2 is shockingly small advantage.

Do any of you happen to know when Alireza vs Danya will happen in the bullet finals? I don't care enough about bullet to watch all the loser bracket stuff beforehand, but Alireza vs Danya might be cool.

>>529036204
I just found the schedule. They'll be playing at 2:20 CDT.

>open chesscom
>play a game
>account created 12 days ago
>Oh I'll just blitz him!
>i still get btfo with 95% accuracy

>>529036204
Is Hikky not playing or what?

>>529046758
Nope.

New milestone for crazyhouse - 2100.

>>529048192
He must be serious about the Candidates then. What a tantrum he threw last year, my goodness.

>sevian ties match
>chess mafia immediately disconnects him for 2 games
>cheatavik the chess mafioso """leads"""" again

why does every brazillian monkey plays perfect chess at this hour

>>529048826
They shafted him with his connection last year against Alireza too.

>type chess mafia strike again in youtube chat
>instaban
Holy seethe

>>529053932
If only bobby were alive he'd dismantle the chess mafia by himself

10 years of playing this game and i still can't see the "dragon". Looks like a fat turtle

>>529058379

Naroditsky bros....

Alireza is so cool...

>>529014445
lol boomers were raised on
>you a Clint Eastwood cowboy, boy, you rustle them bandits up
>space. The final frontier. Outer space.
>smoke

Mill’s were raised on
>Captain Planet you’re a hero gonna bring Elon musk down to zero
>Fight those Jews who love to plunder!
>jews see the world and all the animals in it…
>they suck em up and spit em out like spinach

Zoom-zoom’s were raised on
>destiny reacts to Steven crowder reacts to Jordan Peterson reacts to Bobby Lee…
>chink professors at western universities on TikTok saying China numba won
>70 Venice beach teenagers debate Anita sarkeesian
>>528929616
More like last 50 years. Bayonet attack forces the position open.

>>529062127
>50 years
No way, KID was mainline in the 90s and even 2000s, nobody thought it was dubious

>>529061857
Hes pretty cool but he's not god i love hans so much it's unreal level.

>FischerHouse

just arrived to my desktop
go to youtube
this pops 2nd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbTUT9ncGhM
wtf is this? female Hikaru? she won't stfu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sTVpPAOPb4

it's up!

>>529075905
I don't like to see the elo-frauding skank nemo telling those kinds of jokes to Andrea

My first pawn mate :)

>>529068878
Hans has the attitude, Alireza has the talent

>>529086273
Answer is no. Saved you an hour.

>>529096915
hans vs alireza match when?

Anyone here play go?

>>529102751
I play shogi.

>>529012686
oh thanks i saw this in my recommends earlier and forgot to watch it.
>>529013205
i think he has some kid helping him post the videos. some of the choices are a little too inside baseball to a younger crowd for kramnik to have chosen himself. If it really is Kramnik choosing everything that would be very funny.,

>>529105093
some of them are truly bizarre

>>529105170
I don't go on jewtube post a sample of the thumbnails please

>>529105258
just go here and scroll down https://www.youtube.com/@VBKramnik/videos
this was the weird one i remembered

>>529105463
>jewtube
I ain't clicking that.
But interesting goat thumbnail. That doesn't look like a boomers touch.

>>529105670
tech illiterate retard

>>529106202
Who me?

>>529106273
he meant kramnik

>>529107919
no I didn't

>>529108683

I just beat a Thai ladyboy. He was completely winning but instead of pursuing his own play he submissively tried to stop mine and he lost. Never mind the phantom counterplay bros.

And, we've been strong. I want black to succeed, I want black to have a great position, frankly, but they can't have a passed pawn, that's the only thing.
It's very simple, it's not like I have to give you 30 pages worth of details, there's only... one sentence: They can't have a passed pawn.
And, I think we're getting close to maybe doing a deal without having to do... there's two steps.
There's a very, very nice step, and there's a checkmating step. A checkmate like... people haven't seen before. And I don't... I hope we're not gonna have to do the- I don't wanna to the second step - some people do, many people do. I don't wanna to that step. But we're in very very serious negotiations with black, for long term peace.

f for facundo

>>529127142
sounds like he plays 1d chess

>>529127142
Sounds like white wants to stifle all of black's counterplay before launching its own kingside attack.

>Hans vs Vidit
>Pajeet has no camera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FfQxNTvl2w

Happy Anish Giri birthday to you too.

>>529152152
This is a 20 year old young man

>>529153706
hans will be the first bald world champion

>>529127142
Finally, a good fucking post

>>529155142
A tremendous post.

>>529154994
Anand is also bald. The toupee is too obvious

Lost 300 points this month in puzzles

>>529156806
how do you hide text?

Would you find the mate in one here?

>>529159352
4chan gold acct. Won it in a /b/ raffle in '07

I gotta say, for watching bullet and just vibing, FM "GM Canty" the 3rd is a pretty good comentator.

There is nothing wrong with cheating educationally
Ooh noo you lost 5 points on your ligamyballs69 account
I gained a valuable lesson that I will always remember and actually got better as a player

>>529162497
I didn't watch the boolet wc because of him.

>>529094743
>first pawn mate
did you start playing 5 minutes ago or something?

Deepest level of the chess iceberg
>all chess was bullet from 1850-2000

>>529102751

I watch Go Magic on YouTube but I am so terrible

Black to move and get a winning endgame.

Let's read up on the kings of the slowbrains:

>At the start of the tournament, it was agreed that the players should make at least 20 moves within two hours. That is already very generous but ‘unfortunately, the last provision remained illusory for lack of hourglasses’, as Zukertort had to note. In the analysis of his game with Wilfried Paulsen we read at move 32: ‘White [Paulsen] reflected here for 1 hour 10 minutes, from move 22 to 34 the game lasted 7.5 hours!’ The game in its entirety lasted 12 hours, the vast majority of that time undoubtedly having been consumed by Paulsen. His brother Louis, one of the strongest players at the time, was also notorious for thinking extremely long. In the era before the introduction of the chess clock (or hourglass), he regularly drove Morphy, among others, to despair.

- Hendriks, Willy. The Ink War: Romanticism versus Modernity in Chess (p. 26)

>>529189924
rook takes knight? and then push the pawn near them
or the reverse order?

>>529190362
>Morphy sat calmly while Paulsen consumed 11 hours to his 25 minutes of their second game, but at one stage went [...] to the restaurant to take a glass of sherry and a biscuit. His usually equable temper was so disturbed that he crunched his fist and said "Paulsen shall never win a game of me while he lives”, and he never did. To which Landsberger adds the famous quote of the English player Henry Buckle: "Sir, the slowness of genius is hard to bear, but the slowness of mediocrity is insufferable."

>>529191153
Correct, 1... Rxf1+ 2.Rxf1 e3. It's a won position, but black will have a time trying to prove it over the board.

I can't beat the 1300 Computer on chess.com

Am I subhuman?

>>529191968
nice, very puzzle-y position at least to me but I'm a noob

>be me
>2200+ bullet player on licheat
>90%+ percentile
>play in anonymous pool where there is no elo based matchmaking
>somehow most of the anon players are my strength instead of stomping in 90% of my games
Explain this bullshit

>>528664482
Kramnik sues David Navara

>>529191341
>but the slowness of mediocrity is insufferable
He's just like me

>>529196760
Ratings are fake

>>529152152
I consider vidit to be separate from the other current top level pajeet players. Like he comes across as a normal chill bro type, whereas the other young ones are weird uptight nerds who seem to be part of a clique who grew up together and trained together. I really don't think vidit the cheating type. He's a lone wolf in indian chess, hes not part of that young organised mob (pragg, Arjun, gukesh, nihal, etc)

>>529202573
One might even dare call him a honorary bramin.

>>529102751
>>529103675
I'm a triple threat, I play both, and makruk.

>>529191341
>"Sir, the slowness of genius is hard to bear, but the slowness of mediocrity is insufferable."
sick, sick burn. I'm using that

>>529196760
Anonymous unrated lichess is a safe space for engine cheaters, please leave if you don't like it.

>>529191341
The fact that Morphy was a fast and accurate player before clocks were even introduced to chess makes me like him even more.
He would get 0/0/0 games in 3+0 just like us!

>>529206801
Morphy only “thought” for a few minutes to be a gentleman it is said.

What's the best way to learn openings? I'm just starting out and I've gotten to 900 playing only London system but now I need to learn to play real chess which requries actual theory.

>>529214521
Play real openings, ruy, qgd, Sicilian etc then check with the engine to see where you deviated from the mainline and what the mainlines are

>>529215035
I don't just want to know what the mainline is, I want to know WHY it's good though

>>529217614
to learn openings, first you must invent the universe

>>529191341
>Sir, the slowness of genius is hard to bear, but the slowness of mediocrity is insufferable.
DAAAAYUM
trash talkers take note, this is how it's done

>>529217614
you are thinking about it wrongly, you choose certain lines depending on how you like your games... do you like open games? closed? semi-closed? sharp and crazy shit? do you like maneuvering pieces?
For example, if you want an open and crazy game against the Sicilian, you can play the Smith-Morra gambit.

>>529196760
One (partial) explanation would be that strong bullet players play more bullet games than weak bullet players (who play a few games a week, get flagged, go back to playing rapid etc.)
So although the average bullet rating is 1500 or w/e, the average bullet *game* has a much higher rating, closer to 2000, because most 1800 bullet players don't play as many games as a 2200 bullet fiend.
(The numbers are just made up, but I do suspect there's some effect like this. Finding how strong it is would require some python code which I do not plan to write)

A nice bullet win vs. a 2300. Relatively clean game, all things considered

>>529217614
Read "logical chess move by move"
You also don't need much actual theory, just practice tactics and focus on the basics (control the center, develop pieces, king safety, etc.)
tyler1 got to 1900 chesscom rapid playing some bullshit meme opening and doing nothing to study but spamming games 8 hours a day, every day

And if you like the london, play the london. It's a world championship opening now. The problem is auto-piloting a setup without understanding. That's what cripples your development. Spend some time learning why you put the pieces where they go and what you're trying to accomplish with the opening.

>>529233653
are you even playing bullet if the cpl is below 100?

>>529012686
it's so funny that chessshit website is completely broken though, they have all that money but can't do database lookups correctly

>>529240071
kek
In reality, a decently well played bullet game is often below 30 centipawn loss, over 100 is pretty rare and indicates a horrible game
That game was amazingly bad because my opponent had a bishop attacking my undefended rook for at least five moves in a row, and neither of us noticed in the time scramble. So the eval was swinging back and forth like crazy
(And I played horribly before that too)

>>529012686
The first filter he uses shows rated games only, the other includes unrated, hence the games against 1200 rated shitters. Well worth making a 20 minute video over.

https://www.chess.com/games/archive/hikaru?gameTypesdaily=undefined&gameOwner=other_game&gameType=live&gameTypeslive%5B%5D=blitz&gameTypeslive%5B%5D=chess&gameTypeslive%5B%5D=chess&gameTypeslive%5B%5D=chess&endDate%5Bdate%5D=01/25/2020&startDate%5Bdate%5D=01/08/2020&timeSort=asc

https://x.com/FIDE_chess/status/1939289936705757494

FIDE finally made a statement about Kramnik.

>>529256664
They didn't suck Kramnik's micro penis hard enough so they will be the target of his next defamation lawsuit.
Daddy has bills to pay so everybody make sure to contribute to his gofundme so he can continue to expose the chess mafia.

>>529256664
It's just a polite way of asking Kramnik to chill out. They don't say anyithing about the fact that they largely ignored Navara and Ktamnik for a long time.
Aronian's open tweet to Vladdy was way more personal and interesting: https://x.com/LevAronian/status/1938825798326030687

>>529256664
>In this regard, the methods publicly proposed by GM Vladimir Kramnik deserve careful review and assessment for practical applicability. FIDE will establish a dedicated task force to evaluate these methods and invites GM Kramnik to present the details of his approach and statistical data for an official FIDE evaluation.
this is so fucking sad. if that's actually what they believe then they are incompetent or lazy, because it shouldn't have taken them so long to have kramnik collaborate with them. and if it's bullshit meant to placate kramnik in the hopes that he withdraws the lawsuit, then they have been manipulated like idiots and they are bringing chess prestige further down

>>529257887
Why is everyone suddenly speaking up now when this has been going on for almost 2 years?
Just because of the navara lawsuit?

>>529256664
>As the world governing body of chess, FIDE takes the issue of fair play – both OTB and online – very seriously
false
>In this regard, the methods publicly proposed by GM Vladimir Kramnik deserve careful review and assessment for practical applicability. FIDE will establish a dedicated task force...
meaningless platitude, they arent going to do anything
>we are gravely concerned that the way Mr. Kramnik presents his points brings a lot of harm to the chess community
the real meaning behind the post, "stop pointing out cheating that we are too incompetent to do anything about"
>GM Navara has earned an unquestionable reputation as a paragon of a fair play
no one should be unquestionable
fide is a joke

>>529258529
>because it shouldn't have taken them so long to have Kramnik collaborate with them
Most(all?) of Kramniks analysis is about players online, where Fide has no jurisdiction. This is 100% to placate him, even if they agree with him, there is nothing they can do as Cheesedotcom is a private company and they can pretty much do whatever they want on their own platform

>>529258921
because Navara is an autist, and everyone wants those juicy moral points

>>529259078
>Cheesedotcom is a private company and they can pretty much do whatever they want on their own platform
Exactly. If Kramnik thinks there are many cheaters on the site, then he can just stop playing there. Why does he keep playing there for so long and accuse everyone of cheating?

>>529259337
>Why does he keep playing there for so long and accuse everyone of cheating?
Unironically autism.

>>529237359
>and doing nothing to study but spamming games 8 hours a day, every day
Would he review the games with an engine after each one or what?

hans is about to flush the poo LIVE on endgame.ai

>>529268428
I'm losing faith in the moke he jobbed one too many times in these recently, shant watch

>>529268428
Didn't he already win against him yesterday? Why are they playing again?

Navara has deep asperger and Kramnik is triggering suicidal thoughts, Kram knows he fucked up

>>529269662
I can't stand faggots who are like
>wahh, I'm suicidal, didn't you know? I might kill myself if you're not nice to me! Um, what you did really triggered me, sweety, so I might just uh...kill myself?!

>>529257887
lol wow is lev gaslighting the shit out of young people who weren’t around at the time… here’s what actually happened and there isn’t a serious player in the world who doesn’t know
>kamsky and Kramnik were Russia’s best up and comers
>they play a match and Kramnik wins
>russia decides it’s time to force Kaspy (whom they despise) to play Kramnik
>Kramnik wins a very short match and then refuses a rematch
>time for a new WC cycle
>russia gives leko a massive “sponsorship” from Gasprom
>leko fires his coach and plays 2200 level chess after being a god up to that point
>weakest most one sided WC ever (until Russia repeated the same feat with nepo)
>leko mysteriously goes from being the best player in the world to maybe top-50 in the course of a year
>everyone realizes how fucking suspicious it is
>topalov shows up and is clearly the best player in
>hes giving Kramnik lots of trouble
>suddenly out of nowhere Kramnik starts going to the bathroom every move and insta playing on his returns
>kramnik suddenly is finding crazy tactics nobody else sees
>suspicion grows again
>kramnik never ever plays another top match like that again
The chess world did not come down on him after the Kasparov match. It was years of being an obvious cheater. What a complete and utter shock that he reappeared out of nowhere to dominate chess discussion on the subject of cheating

Whatever FIDE meeting ends up happening you can be sure there will be loads of Russian representation

And yeah Kramnik finally chose a target that us actual chess players will defend to the grave no matter how hard FIDE/russia tries to hurt Navara

https://youtu.be/p1BA4M7hA5U

You have to be retarded to watch that guy and not realize he’s a real one

>>529269304
its fischer random blitz today

>>529273324
>Leko mysteriously goes from being the best player in the world to maybe top-50 in the course of a year
It's tragic when great players fall off early.
I remember a player from Ukraine, Volokitin, who was part of that Radjabov-Nakamura generation. He had great results (plus scores against Mamedyarov, Nakamura, and Carlsen) but he plateau'd early and faded away.

What's the minimum Elo she's willing to fuck?

>>529285415
you can do better anon believe in yourself more

>>529224093
I feel like I've only played London mostly so far so I don't even know lmao

>>529237359
Not all of us have 8 hours a day to spam games (I say on 4chan at noon). But I will look into it

>>529224093
>if you want an open and crazy game against the Sicilian, you can play the Smith-Morra gambit.
The reason to play the smith morra is to avoid all the various sicilian variations and all their baggage of theory.
If you want crazy games, playing the sicilian is actually the right choice. Most anti morra systems lead to boring positions, you're not gonna get those Esserman setups in 99% of your games

>>529290687
>boring positions, you're not gonna get those Esserman setups in 99% of your games
sounds like someone didnt read it (the book)

>lose 5 in a row to decent opponents in a lichess arena
>'zerk stomp 5 shitters in a row next
>this catapults me into 5th place
hmm not sure how to feel about this
berserk is kino but this felt cheesy

Here's a bullshit problem by Breyer (white to move).

>>529290687
Read the damn book

Nothing like going through old losses on lichess, noticing my opponent either has "this account is closed" or "this account violated the lichess terms of service", and getting mad that lichess won't refund my lost points.

>>529266534
I watched a few streams. It seemed like there was a long enough wait between games that sometimes he'd review a little, but after a loss he'd often start a new game right away. I think even without review he was playing enough to start to recognize mistakes and patterns regardless.
>>529290115
>Not all of us have 8 hours a day to spam games
Neither do I. All I'm saying is that the theory and books help, but what matters most is practice and experience. Play as many games as you can so what you're learning sticks.

>>529308141
wipe your table off you disgusting animal its full of crumbs. Also that board is cancer get a better one

>>529308917
Too many children, gets wiped down after they're asleep each night.
>doesn't use board vision trainer set

>>529309525
>mom, why is dad playing games on his computer and moving around his tiny glass chess pieces instead of mowing the lawn like a normal dad?

>>529269662
I irl know some people who know Navara. Apparently he really is a nice guy, it's not an act.
t. czechanon

>>529287459
I feel like my dick was made for her. I can't get hard anymore tho. I'm an middle aged alchie.

>>529306867
I hate composed problems like this.

>>529323579
They're pure soul, way cooler than endless generated puzzles on cum or leeches.

>>529323579
Not entirely unrelated, I hate puzzles are "hard" because there's a tempting move that weak players will automatically play.

Pic rel is the Sunday chesscom puzzle. White to play.

>>529311097
Cuz my wife likes mowing the lawn. She was literally doing it when I took that pic kek

>>529306867
>problem
heh, nice trolling. Didn't mention it isn't a checkmate problem, but a cooked retrograde analysis problem (search for "Breyer" on https://pdb.dieschwalbe.de )

>>529326420
>retrograde analysis
Breyer liked making those. The "solution" to >>529325775 is that the last fifty moves had no pawn moves or pieces taken, so it's a draw.

>>529326353
does she also slap you on the ass, tell you to watch the kids, and jump on her motorcycle to go to the bars every night?

>>529326420
... let's try that again.
>retrograde analysis
Breyer liked making those. The "solution" to >>529306867 is that the last fifty moves had no pawn moves or pieces taken, so it's a draw.

>>529257487
>Daddy
"Daddy" is Kramniks nickname for Danny Rensch as of 30 Jun 2025. Because Kramniks insinuates in his letters that some top players run to "Daddy" at chess.com for help and protection.
Daddy Wrench or Daddy Chess are also acceptable community created aliases.

>>529272258
He reminds me of people who say "if you break up with me I will kill myself", or "if we don't get back together I'll kill myself and it's all your fault", in order to guilt and manipulate people into staying in a relationship.

>>529327425
No she's a farm wife not a bar sloot

>>529325775
>Nf6++ wins the queen
>but is that the tempting move?
>I can't let my /chess/ bros know I'm permastuck at 3 digit elo
haha yeah, these puzzles suck
only a brainlet would find this difficult

Hans WILL be classical World Champion and it WILL turn out that his hairline was just maturing

>>529328036
>The "solution" is that the last fifty moves had no pawn moves or pieces taken, so it's a draw
Breyer deserves a swirly and I will never play anything named after that dweeb for as long as I live

>>529325775
if you just pause for 3 seconds without instaclicking (hard for brainrotted zoomers) you will see that the 'tempting' move hangs all of your shit and after disregarding that you can actually try to find the mate

>2 blunders
>97% accuracy
Is this normal?

>>529308917
The book also has a coffee stain ring on the back, this guy is an absolute slob

>>529338449
Its probably fucking catmixer all things considered

>>529338618
>catmixer
>studying chess and preparing to play otb
>Having a wife and children
I don't think so

>>529339001
Setting up a half assed position on a 10 dollar glass chess set that you get in cancun on a carnival cruise out of a book that has only been used as a coffee mug coaster doesn't count as preparing for otb. He doesn't have kids or a wife, pure larp. Look at the rug, hes in the kitchen at his moms house. And to make matters worse, he went out of his way to insert a 'red herring', picrel. He thinks hes so smart, hes not

you pansies would shit yourselves if you saw my desk

>>529337209
Gothamchess WILL become a GM

>>529338618
No it’s a shartmerican you can see his doller

>>529340238
Ben Finegold WILL exceed 2500 fide elo again some day

Post your chess stations

>>529338449
The coffee stain is literally printed on the book
>he didn't read the book
>>529338618
Funny enough the one time I played cheatmaxer was a morra game I lost
>>529339473
Its a 100 year old Heriz you absolute pleb. Oh look one of my shitapples is even running by. He loves kippers.

>all this whining about who can and can not play in the tournaments
>no one shows up anyway
lmao

>>529340991
How do I take a picture of my phone with my phone

>>529338170
sometimes a blunder is the only winning move, the engine understands this (as do I)

>>529341878
prolly just use a mirror I'd reckon

>>529341169
post the game

>>529342178
You might see my hand and skin color tho

>>529342986
If you play chess on your phone I already know your skin color

>>529342328
Is there an easy way to search old games in the app?

>>529344204
Just add your opponents name to the advanced search
>>529338618
My place looks nothing like that and I've posted my ugly board before

>>529343232
top kek

Why does the computer recommend d5 here? I don't see any good reason for that move but I'm retarded.

>>529347975
Block exit square for queen

http://live.shogi.or.jp/kisei/kifu/96/kisei202506300101.html
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogi
The third game of the 96th Kisei title match is being played, between Kazuo Sugimoto (sente) and Sota Fujii (the Kisei title holder). The time control is 4 hours per player, and the match is a best of 5 (Fujii leads 2-0).
The opening was sente's central rook vs. gote's static rook.

>>529348989
ah that makes sense. now that i'm looking for that, it totally fucks the queen

Fuck me that was difficult. I thought it was easy to reach 2000 on lichess.

>>529350782
boolet is difficult unless you're very good with a mouse
the memes are about 2000 rapid which is the essiest to attain

>>529341169
>rug half eaten by cats
CAAAATMIIIIIIIXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>>529343232
Another phone anon here. I'm alabaster white on my torso and piggish pink on face and limbs because I spent a day outside with only SPF 50 sunscreen.

>>529344571
you're indian, catmixer?
>>529371267
don't use sunscreen. most contain endocrine disruptors. stop putting chemicals on your skin or in you. also don't use perfumes. stay as natural as possible.

>>529372315
Without sunscreen, I get sunburned after like 20 minutes in the sun at these temperatures. I'd have to coat myself with ash and mud or wear a burqa lol.

>>529350443
Fujii won in 84 moves, winning the Kisei title match for the sixth year in a row.
The next major title match is the Oi match, to be played between Fujii and Takuya Nagase. The first game will be played on 7/5-6.

>>529355246
Yeah, I actually play bullet using my phone kek and yes I lose like twenty games a day due to me not being able to move fast in time scrambles

>>529372951
Do you drag the pieces or use two clicks? I personally use the two clicks with my thumbs, but I suck at boolet.

>>529373336
I drag the pieces. I think the “two clicks” option is the most inefficient way of playing bullet t bh

>>529290687
>>529298223
he's right. if you morra me, i will transpose to the alapin. now what?

also reading opening books at the amateur level is cringe. you'd be better served by a tactics book, a strategy book or an endgame book. imagine reading esserman's book start to finish and being like "yeah, next guy who plays the sicilian against me is getting BANNED lol MOCKED lol" and then they play e5, the french, or the caro, and then what? you wasted hours of your life playing through le epic romantic sacrifice lines from esserman's book.

>>529341180
Healing will take time.

>>529372315
Not indian, Scottish and French background

>>529377302
If you transpose to the Alapin then I won the mental battle sukka

>>529341180
i hate chess

im in iqpilled chesscel

>>529392541
You're an incelpilled losercel.

>>529377302
Ok F4, advanced, fantasy now what?

>9 days and 8 hours ago
How is that even possible when we’ve got loads of posts copied from the tg archive, one IP responsible for 200 posts, and a healthy amount of necrobumping. How is it possible.

>>529411516
easily

I’m not gonna expose the website but basically word on the street is Andrea botez nudes are floating around. Someone has the whole set and is selling it for a ridiculous amount. But there’s one picture of her laying in bed with someone that has their face partially covered who looks suspiciously close to none other than magnussy Carlson.

>>529423907
The Botez sisters were partying some time ago with Magnus and Aryan. I'd be surprised if the didn't fuck them senpai.
Also, if these pictures really are floating around, then there's a chance Andrea herself leaked them because Magnus is happy and married now. Women are vindictive like that

richfag of /chess/ buy them and post them

>>529423907
This sounds like someone AI'd or shopped some photos to get gullible idiots to pay

>>529423907
why are you people so obsesed with her she isn't even that good looking she's barely above average

>>529434692
She's my favorite dj, anon
https://youtu.be/Sz0uI95ItRo

>>529411516
>loads of posts copied from TG archive
I didn't notice these, could you point out a few? That's pretty weird behavior which I would expect on /tg/ and not /vg/

>>529429159
I already have the AIs

>>529428110
Yeah I mean evidence aside its highly likely that she hooked up with him but its funny to me that theres a pic of them in bed and no one on that website is a chesscel so they didn't really piece together who it was or the implications of it. It looked like magnus took the pic on snapchat basically, and based off of other reasons I dont think she self leaked, see below
>>529434026
I thought that as well, there was a small amount of pics he leaked that was basically just her in lingerie/underwear in the same rooms of whatever house she lives in and normally posts instagram pics in. In my opinion they looked real, but I will concede that AI generated is never ruled out completely. The only suspicious thing about it is that hes trying to sell the entire set instead of just selling pieces of it, seems like it would be easier to make money that way, but I dont know. In addition to all of this, she clearly has attorneys/data scrubbers involved because threads and photos on more normal websites get insta-nuked

>>529435062
holy goblina

>>529451572
Yeah shes a solid 6

>>529423907
I've heard that big GM chess tournaments are sexual degeneracy, like the Olympics with all the athletes banging each other.
You can kinda get hints of that with the Alejandro Ramirez situation, or that guy who sends used condoms to young female players, or recently those drunk European team members who tried to get into the hotel rooms if some female players. Then Alex botez saying she was molested in the shower when she was underaged by some GM.
And Caruana pushing ethical boundaries with his 17 year old girlfriend.
I feel like we are just scratching the surface of the degeneracy, it's like the boy scouts or the Catholic church because of all the vulnerable underaged socially naive and autistic people that comprise the competitive chess world, attracts lots of predators and socially awkward weirdos who push the limits.

>>529462505
Women fear him, fish fear him

>>529462505
>I've heard that big GM chess tournaments are sexual degeneracy
I believe it was hikaru who said this, lots of sex happening between players themselves and also with hangers on in the chess world. That's probably why chess players date and marry other chess players so much.
Remember that story of some English GM that was trying to date Aronians former wife (the dead Asian one). This was when aronian was single and also interested in this woman. He and his Armenian team beat up the British GM at some party. Then aronian started dating her.

I played part of a game but the board ended up being super shitty after only a few moves so I bailed.

>>529463662
I also get slut vibes from some female chess personalities such as Fiona Stella Antoni or whatever her name is. I feel like she's slept with a lot of chess players that like to party.
I remember one instance of her and ginger gm drunk streaming together in a hotel room and you could sense that they got it on after the stream ended.
And Dina with Naroditsky in a hotel room streaming alone.
And see Tania drunk and acting the fool at chess after parties in the club. I could easily see her going back to the hotel room with Howell for some drunk action at the end of the night.

>>529462505
it's always older people trying to infect the minds of the younger ones... maybe that's the reason this American chessplayer called Rose (who is autistic) doesn't play a lot due to this

>>529464424
there must be some of them who got norms by doing sexual favors... and now with pajeets this creepiness is gonna get crazier

BREAKING NEWS: INCELS IN A CHESS THREAD HAVE DISCOVERED THAT HUMANS HAVE SEX WITH ONE ANOTHER

>>529467045
Breaking news breaking news!

>lost two games in a row in completely winning positions trying not to flag
no increment is evil

>>529463662
>That's probably why chess players date and marry other chess players so much.
Hapa Chessbrah used to bang prime Alexandra.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BuV_sn1tyXA
power of lichess 2300 memers, we got too cocky

>>529423907
>there’s one picture of her laying in bed with someone that has their face partially covered
Must be Gukesh

>>529497915
He fucked both. India is taking over the world

>the botez sisters will never double team on you
life is so unfair

>>529503601
Go to Eastern Europe, you can find women like them everywhere. There's also an influx of blondes nowadays, with all the ukrainian women that migrated

>>529503935
this lol you can get better looking romanians in any german brothel for 70 euro a pop, this is why I don't understand simps if you gonna waste money on whores might as well fuck them

>>529504134
zoomers crave connection but they abhor actually really interacting with people, because they experienced the world only through their phones. That's why they prefer to spend money on parasocial interaction rather than just going and fucking escorts
Even strip clubs are better than simping for online ecelebs or OF girls. At least in strip clubs you get to grab some ass and if you spend enough money one of the strippers will fuck you

>>529477292
I've had some bitter losses playing no increment as well, but it's grown on me.
You know exactly how long the game will last, the time scrambles when you're both down on the clock are high adrenaline, and I feel like it's done a better job of training good clock management for me than increment.

>>528435854
No, he ragequit after losing to a child again.

>>529523118
Good timing he released another "will I ever make it to GM" vid an hour ago
https://youtu.be/eCGfvc8mM28?si=e-6Mx3Q41FqzblUL

>>529503935
not all 3some configurations are equal. fucking two people from your local community who you know intimately is a lot different than buying random whores

>>529530513
>fucking two people from your local community who you know intimately is a lot different than buying random whores
>Fucking two whores you know is different than fucking two whores you don't know
Just fuck the local escorts till you know most of them, problem solved. It's 50 euros for one nut over here, you can easily fuck 1-2 of them a week, eventually your dream of having a 3some with known people will be realized

Can anyone explain why I have to play at 85%+ accuracy to win at 1,000 elo? This game is fucking dogshit.

>>529532313
it's not hard to play 85%+ accuracy when your opponent is dropping free pieces

>>529483935
reminder that a crazy rich bitch made them break the relationship and she also had control of all the chess media/connections etc...

fine day for chess

>>529541781
It sure is :)

it begins

>>529546027
on one hand, women tournaments are a joke so letting them ruin it with an even worse joke would be funny
on the other hand, it's kind of based of Fide to shut the freaks down

Is it cheating to use the lichess opening tool in a correspondence game?

>>529548691
No. Opening books, opening databases, and engine free analysis boards are meant to be used in a correspondence game.

>>529546027
Tell them not to worry, no faggot has ever been a gm, they're much stupider than even women

>>529549862
>no faggot has ever been a gm
Baadu Jobava is 100% gay, all his streams were him dancing to 70s disco music. Not even gonna mention his blue hair.

>>529552005
Baduur is a racist chink pilled gigachad so no

>>529552591

>>529546027
Chess is not physical doe

>>529553420
>evolution somehow had the sexual dimorphism stop at the neck

>>529553806
that picture is insanely racist, but it made me lmao hard

>>529552005
50% of 70s disco is about fucking questionably aged girls, it's essential /chess/core actually

>>529555182

this kid doesn't think very far ahead outside the chess board lol

>>529561005
That's his father... he used to post threads about his son in that same account

>>529561005
at least Hans is cringe kino, this lad is just sad

>>529562057
yeah, it's pretty sad. i don't think you can recover from this kind of thing. i'd be too ashamed to show my face at tournaments. he will always be "that guy" and there's nothing he can do or say.

>>529561005
>I could be like steve harvey or a justin bieber
what did he mean with this?I didn't even know what harvey was and I only know bieber as a popstar that was trandy to hate a decade or more ago, do these two have something in common with him and each other?or is it just random people he thinks are popular to mean "I could be popular/well regarded by the media?"

>>529561005
just a psycho in the making terrorizing girls, for all he knew his punch could have killed the random innocent woman in his way all it takes is a punch for real. I don't even understand how he's not in jail for years for attempted murder or something close I would give him life in jail. That woman is probably amazing and someone's reason to live

>>529564239
He was a judge at Nuremberg
https://youtu.be/WmkO2ZYE2oA

>>529565992
I knew a guy who was like this, later found out he was schizophrenic.

>>529570318
second time that I copy paste the most unhinged reddit comment on a topic and someone replies to me like it's a regular post an anon could have made,grim

>>529561005
Yeah, the guy is clearly autistic and teenage hormones and isolation due to devoting all his time to chess just made everything worse. After this outburst, this guy is gonna be demonized even worse than Nieman, being misogynistic or threatening to women is one of the gravest offences in the western world, even if he doesn't really mean it. He's done for.

>>529532313
>>529534191
the "opponent sucks = higher accuracy" thing is very true, but, the idea that people are extremely underrated these days in online chess is also very true. at least on COM it is. COM uses jewish algorithm tricks to make it seem like you don't deserve to be higher rated because they want you to keep running on the hamster wheel

>>529541771
The chessbae era was crazy, although I thought she was okay with chessbrah and donated to them frequently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERji3r2-Zso

>he isn't watching one of the best guides to learn chess from one of the best CHESS YOUTUBERS EVER

>>529557985
The old hag knows what’s about to happen to the prime young specimen and she is not happy.
The Italian BVLL does not care

>>529586815
is this retard 2000 fide yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PTCuzxoWg4
At the end he checks the computer analysis and is happy to see that he had a 0/0/0 game with 96% accuracy and an 11 centipawn loss.
He must not be a *real* chess player with a 2000 fide rating, or he wouldn't care about something silly like that

he's still malding about it days later LMAO

>>529594357
Its unreal

>>529574115
The only difference between 4chan and reddit these days is that you only get banned for a few days for saying "nigger" on 4chan instead of needing to make a new account.
Although the /o/ jannies are usually pretty cool about it and only hand out warnings, if that. Shout out to those niggers.

>>529590638
his peak is ~2050 and I think he just crossed back over 2000 with his last tournament.

My opponent just lost TWENTY(20) points for losing to me on licommie
BRVTAL

>>529561005
Poor guy

>>529611030
Fuck, how long do they want to shun him? He'll be 30 and they'll still be calling him a woman beater

>>529611030
crazy how he and navara are both autistic but gets treated so differently

>>529612586
Navara never sucker punched any women (and probably hasn't stalked any either).

>>529612679
Hed be a hella lot cooler if he did.

Hans calls himself the "bad boy of chess" but will never have the balls to punch a woman