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>>528308476 (OP)
niggers

Total histoid defeat

>>528308476 (OP)
OP here. That is Archaon. I just downloaded the image and mislabelled Crom and Archaon's miniatures. Sorry guys.

Thanquol soon, friends!

For our daimyo to become Shogun, Military ruler of all Japan...

Brets WILL get a kino rework and Bohemond
Chadsrai WILL get Naieth

>>528308842
>order races
>getting content

>>528308624
Medieval 3 never ever...

Feels grim.
Feels grave.

2 biggest titles in the franchise, rivalled only by R2
Still only 2-3 million, and this is including steam sales I presume
Im calling it now, CA will absolutely try its hand at 40k. The potential profits frome all those slop eaters cannot be resisted.
This kinda makes their (admittedly horribly incompetent) attempts at branching out with Hyenas slightly more logical, altough they were far too late.
A couple million sales, in a series that spans 25 years, for a AAA studio that at one time had over 800 staff, is not very impressive at all.

I'M GONNA
GROOOOOOOOOOODGE
BY GRIMNIR
KHAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

Be Chivalrous

>>528309736
No.

Despoilers

>>528309880
Come

>>528309807
I was not talking to you, cur. Die, now! FOR ZE LADY!

Here is how to make the game feel complete with as little DLC as possible.

Slaanesh
>Neferata-Sayl-Dechala-Styrkaar(FLC)

DoW
>Borgio-Lucrezzia-Lorenzo-Red Duke(FLC)-Boris Todbringer(FLC)

Character plus one unit pack
>Caradryan-Araloth-Tullaris-Thanquol-Mortkin-Egrimm(FLC)

Tomb Kings/Empire/Cathay
>Nagash-Valten-Li Dao-Yin-Yin(FLC)

>>528310106
>DoW
Hahahhaaha

Reminder GRAND CATHAY is the greatest human civilization ever
>invented blackpowder even BEFORE THE SKY TITANS and DAWI
>proper statesmanship
>the people are brave and virtuous
>no autocracy everyone is well fed and healthy
>superior to even ancient nehekhara
>battled in the warp itself BTFO chaos
>world would have fallen even sooner if GRAND CATHAY wouldnt fight the majority of chaos
KNEEL

>>528310106
>Valten
fuck that
give me Marius Leitdorf

What are the elgi yelling about?

>>528310106
Dogs of War are obviously next especially since Norsca outright confirmed that but why does everyone think a character pack is coming?

>>528310298
>any warhammer lore after 7th edition
lmao?

>>528310298
>no autocracy
lmao
>human civilization ever
>human
Humans make up at most 60% of Cathay's population

Renaissance and 40k are coming, what are you playing more?

>>528310340
The one on the left is not meeting her rape quota at the bret shota breeding farm

>>528308669
Are you really sorry?

>>528310587

>>528310727
More embarrassed really.

When will CA deliver the highly anticipated Mannfred rework?

>>528300459
They're so lovely together.

>>528310298
>cathay
>human civilization
They are slaves to dragons.

>>528310581
I'll play both, but 40k will be my main game for sure.

>>528310839
Whenever Neferata arrives so Vlad can get elector-count mechanics.

>>528309127
It looks like Karl is giving it to meow

>>528310106
i do not think vamp counts are in this dlc because then it separates red duke. i also think high elves aren't in this because they don't have enough units or fit into the torment theme of the dlc. thanquol is the dark horse candidate for dlc no one seems to talk about. he fits the torment theme although his color is black so i do not if it fits.

>Nehekaran humans defeated both the greatest necromancer in existence and the first (and therefore strongest) vampires
How fucking OP were these fuckers before they got skellified?

>>528311278
That's his "Don't cum yet, think of something unpleasant" face.
The question is, what is he thinking of?

>>528310298
>invented blackpowder even BEFORE THE SKY TITANS and DAWI

Sky titans now didn't even invent blackpowder themselves, they got it from Cathay out of pity. Which defeats the point of them having blackpowder showing they were an intelligent and advanced race in contrast to modern giants.

>>528311606
Bretonnian Damsels

>>528311532
Dei was kangz n shiet

>>528311532
They unironically were kings.

>>528311532
They were monarchs.

>>528311532
Almost half as powerful as modern Cathay

>>528311532
Nobles, my lord.

>>528311532
the greatest necromancer was also nehekharan human so he could not be defeated by nehekharan humans

>>528311532
quite literally Übermenschen

>>528310106
>>528311442

made my own predictions

slaanesh dlc
>dechala, masque of slaanesh flc, grey seer thanquol, sayl the faithless

dogs of war flc not dlc
>borgio the bisieger, lucrezzia belladonna, egrimm flc

2-way dlc empire/vampire counts
>boris todbringer, neferata, and red duke flc

2-way dlc cathay/norsca
>li dao, mortkin, yin-yin flc

new type of dlc where everyone gets two units and a generic lord or hero making it have less content then a three way dlc
>caradryan, tullaris dreadbringer, araloth, nagash, vardek crom, valten

>>528310106
Slaanesh needs a nudity DLC to feel complete.

what do you think about these ideas for a vampire coast rework? it's never going to happen but it's fun to imagine.
>change hand cannons and deck gunners from zombie variants to animated hulk variants
>replace mournghouls with zombie octopussies
>replace terrorgoose with a ghost shark
>increase entity count for mortars and cannons to 6

Is Slannesh going to get a Ranged Lord? Even if it's just 'fire a pistol/slutty dart gun before heshe gets close....'

>>528311606
thorgrim

>>528310340
She's yelling at them for either not doing armor piercing damage or for flirting with her sqvire.
The Glade Lady stares at the player with annoyance for recruiting these annoying cunts into her army.

>>528308476 (OP)
>Vardek Crom Edition
Wrong mini

>>528311532
Egyptians are the strongest race.

>>528313643The larger batteries sound fun, the ogre changes seem a bit much;; might as well make it a new unit.

>>528313419
Mice got you covered, check Modnexus.

>>528313643
VCoast Rework's I'd like to see:
Boney boy hybrid sword pistol infantry
Maybe undead mermaid infantry just to piss off Aranessa?
Also, maybe some more elite human infantry for Aranessa.

>>528313947
Love this mini.
Wish he had more interesting lore to qualify his inclusion.

Also what's up with all the Knights Panther helmets on 6th edition miniatures? Is it an inside joke? A sculptor's signature?

>>528313990
the idea is that you would have animated hulk (deck sweepers) and animated hulk (swivel guns) instead of the zombie versions. since they're taller they could sit behind your melee zombies and shoot over their heads.

>>528310864
Do you think they had any children?

>>528314193
>Maybe undead mermaid infantry just to piss off Aranessa?
Grim floppers.

>
Also, maybe some more elite human infantry for Aranessa.I feel anything but a full rework of her faction would feel merely cosmetic, especially compared to the overhaul mods we already have for her.

>>528314542
OVerhaul mods we already have for her?

>>528310298
*knock knock*
Sir, it's time for your mandatory memory wipe please follow me.

>>528314193
>Boney boy hybrid sword pistol infantry
isn't this the pistol mob? pistol depth guard might be cool though.

>>528314647
Nanu's Sartosa. Creates an entire human pirate faction. Somewhat overpowered, but great fun.

>>528312980
>norsca
>again
lol lmao

>>528311278
the cahtay tableslop rule book made that canon

>>528308842
Bretonnia will get a DLC, trust the plan

>>528310340
Commissioner here.
Actually nothing specific, I just asked for the Bladesinger to looks like a drill sergeant yelling at his unmotivated Wardancers recruits and provided some elvish runes from Helves army book for the words.

>>528315525
>Commissioner
how much did it cost out of curiosity

>>528315083
The gunnery mob (pistols) doesn't win melees.

Is there a mod that removes Dawi from the game?

>>528316107
That's a groodgin

>>528311532
so the power levels of human civilizations goes Nehekarans > Cathayans > Kislevites > Imperials > literally whos in the southern realms > Bretonnians

>>528315457
A DLC of made up content because they literally have zero units left of any edition?

>>528316546
>Made up units
Uh, they can just reskin shit from Medieval 2.

>Cathay ""ally"": Ah! Nagash is so spooky ! Sorry Nehekhara i can't help! Please mommy dragon protect me! No skeletons allowed in Cathay!
>Random ratmen: "Wake up - stand man-thing! Take take that blade and strike him in the back - rear yes yes!' Dead dead to Nagash !"

>>528316693
rats only had nagash killed to stop him eating their warpstone

What will be the DLC policy for Medieval 3?

>>528312980
I guess this could work. Thanquol could possibly be in the DLC. Would make sense with CA's history of picking on race out of nowhere and throwing them in the monogod DLCs.

>>528315336
Norsca is literally one the races besides Grand Cathay, Vampire Counts, Warriors of Chaos, and Empire that actually have a lot of content left. They aren't like High Elves, Lizardmen, Ogres, or Wood Elves that basically have like 2 units left.

>>528316402
No. It's Cathayans >>>>>>>>>>>> Who cares

>>528316765
Half the ennemies the Empire stop is to prevent them for eating their peasants.
Your point being ?

>>528316653
So literally made up shit that no basis in lore or tabletop. Got it.

>>528317172
Who...cares? We're playing a game. IF I wanted lore I'd read the books from the 80s that most of this game isn't based on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xabxSUpRlZk
Gamesworkshop mailed the entire tabletop army to Great Book of Grudges and the Grand Cathay army book. Here is the unboxing video of the miniatures. He also has another video basically showing off the entire army book if you want lore stuff.

>>528316546
we need foot knights

>>528316402
Lahmia a best

>>528315926
zombies don't win melee in general

>>528309127
Why is meow lawful good?

>>528316693
Skaven are actually the good guys

>>528317383
Bitch cut your nails

>>528315621
80 USD

>muh tableslop
This game literally has units created from a single line of obscure lore.

>>528317378
>we need foot knights
You have them. They are called squires in game.

>>528317027
>runs away from Nagash
lol dragoncucks BTFO

>>528317410
she is harsh but fair

>>528317565
They are explicitly not knights thougheveritmaybe

>>528317552
>This game literally has units created from a single line of obscure lore.
Like?

I like Sigvald, I just think he's neat.

40k waiting room

>>528317753
The entire Vampire Coast, for one thing.

>>528317378
>Asks for foot knights.
>Posts miniature of Paladin generic hero exclusive to Old World a different IP then Warhammer Fantasy and not a unit at all.
What did you mean by this?

>>528317349
who is the greatest shill?
Basedtek or great book of shilling?

>>528316546
You Squire (bow), your Foot Knights (including (great weapons) variant), your Hermit knight ?

>>528317949
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_O'_War_(game)

>>528309127
>mass murderers and literal daemon-infested trees at chaotic good
dnd scales are such a meme

>>528318152
So literally variants that any modder can make in ten minutes and sold as dlc requiring zero no animations or models?

>>528317753
Centigors of Tzeentch, minus the single line of obscure lore

>>528316546
They have truffle hounds, squire archers/variants, sons of bretonnia, sergant at arms/ friars, whatever from lore and older editions, vampire coast is pretty much a faction with no modern rulebook, norsca was part of chaos etc. that observation is irrelevant CA doesn't stick to just 8th edition

Load times are so much faster it feels like a new game. I barely have enough time to make a post here now...

>I have to go like 1/4th of the way across the world to slap Kairos's stupid fucking face in.
I hate long victory objectives.

>>528310298
I dunno the context for that last bit but I'm pretty sure everyone's agreed that the elves still take the full credit for undooming the world with their magic tornado, basically their only accomplishment in the full span of their history

>>528310298
No one's going to praise China for having the sheer number of bodies to sacrifice but the complete incompetence to be unable to use those bodies to just defeat Chaos forever.

>>528317552
Tablesloppers HATE Cylostra
How dare they not use the holy rulebooks for characters

>>528318181
Of all the things to post in response to that post, Manowar is not it

>>528310298
>gets eaten by ogres

Let's see if Bretonnia is sellable as DLC or not.
https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbLRWKyN

>>528317753
Alberic de Bordewho

>>528317441
She's the queen so she doesn't have to.

>>528316546
They have artilery and variants from older editions, plus from lore and the old world (GW already let up on end times content despite not allowing previously)

>>528309736
I'm playing fey enchantress right now having not played them since before the change to grail knights giving them AP, and wow does that starting unit of grail guardians carry your early game hard
Wonder if they'll ever change blood knights and chaos knights to have similar unit sizes since they should be kind of similar

>>528319279
>sellable as DLC
Bad poll, they have new stuff they can add that are not variants from either lore or older editions
>artilery from older editions
>grail abot/friar or sergeant at arms to buff peasants
>sons of bretonnia
>grail beasts
>herimaults
>brigands

>>528318346
Yes, exactly like Black Orcs (shield) and Arachnarok Spider (Flinger) variants in OoD.

>>528317552
CA will spend countless hours scouring the lore for a single paragraph that justifies the existence of one unit, yet they refuse to give us zombie giants for some reason

Best unit limit mods? I'm tired of fighting stacks of landships

>>528319979
>Bad poll, they have new stuff they can add that
From what? They can't touch Old World. That was confirmed by both CA and GW as a separate IP to Warhmmer Fantasy. GW considered it a different game like Age of Sigmar.

>>528317753

>>528319989
>Yes, exactly like Black Orcs (shield)
You mean the exact thing people on the CA forums were pissed about?

>>528320081
Table top caps + the embedded editor for doing mod units on the fly.

>>528316402
Grail Knights > Every other human unit in game/TT AND ESPECIALLY LORE! YOU CHURL!

>>528320356
you are a kind soul, thank you!

>>528320290
Yes exactly.
And if a bunch of retards on forum don't realize they are actually paying for the faction rework no one care.

>>528320412
I may be misremembering, but weren't grail knights almost exactly the same as chaos knights/blood knights in TT?

>>528310340
Guess

>See some Tomb Kings show up in my territory
Well it can't be more cancerous than anything else happening to me today...
>check diplomacy
>they approve: Strategic Threat +20
????

>>528320797
They respect power, it's a unique diplo trait of theirs

Necrotic Phylactery doesn't actually give more hit points.

There will be a Steam Summer Sale on Thursday, 26th June.

>>528320412
>Blows you up

>>528321213
>implying i buy from steam
kek
imagine giving ca money
every chance I get i give the money to charity or the reseller
fuck ca

>>528321213
In that case Rome 2 Ultimate won't be on a proper sale then as that's when the discount ends, fucking cunts raising the price and then discounting it.

>>528316402
>K*yslevv that high
lol lmao even

>>528321213
thanks Gabe. I didn't know you posted here

>>528316402
It's Cathay > Nehekhara > power gap > Empire > power gap > Bretonnia > Kislev > Estalia > Tilea > Araby

>>528317753

Mootland needs a garrison of 10 000 (minimum) state troops STAT
It is a vital and fertile region of the Empire
When will Karl Franz adress this national security crisis

Playing DF and making them use SPEARS

>>528322578
I WILL NOT TAKE THE MOOTPILL!

>>528322578
>pic

>>528322647
To be fair, Dawi should understand that spears are superior weapons for creatures that deserve a longer reach.

>>528322745
>he isnt mootmaxxing in the year 2525 of our lord sigmar
Yikes

>>528322578
I stopped reading the halfling porn comic around the time the MC's mom got fucked by the bara human dude. Is it still going?

Great Book of Grudges uploaded a bunch of videos. A one with lore from Cathay, one with the tabletop miniatures, and one with the army list rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M917UpeFF3s
In the army list book video he says other legendary lords ARE in the book. He just doesn't have permission to talk about anyone except Miao Ying at the moment until July when he can talk about other lords(plural). Is the 3rd race for Tides of Torment Cathay?

>"What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong Kurgan woman?"
How do you respond without sounding mad, chuds?

>>528323738
>Heretic babble

Should calling your allies into wars be set to 'off' by default?

>>528322578
>The Moot
Not gonna happen, the umgi are oathbound to help the dawi womanfolk

>>528322578
>>528322983
futa energy pics

>>528309389
>3K mogging sharthammer
TOTAL HISTORICAL VICTORY

>>528310340
Where are all the redheaded High Elves and Dark Elves? Is red hair just a Woold Elf thing?

>>528322578
Karl also needs to retake Marianburg, secure elftown for proper trade and cultural exchanges with Uthuan

>>528324185
you don't say...

Which factions are the futa factions?

>>528324319
China is already a bigger market than the United States and the gap is only going to grow over the next five years. Making games with China as your primary target audience is the intelligent play.

>>528324839
Beastmen from that one mod.
Norscans...

Ogres are FUBs tho

>>528316546
Foot knights.
A peasant hero.

>>528314498
Without a doubt.
Sigmar was very virile man (before becoming a god), and Miao Ying is a youthful dragon lady.

i know nothing of tabletop and have to depend on this. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2755960032

i was watching the bretonnia fight and looked here and it is showing only variants are missing and legendary characters plus hermit knight hero from a very old edition. where are these 'foot knights' people are talking about? what edition?

We are all Sons of Sigmar.

>>528314498
Possibly the Todbringers. We know the Todbringers are direct male descendants from Sigmar himself as confirmed in the Storms of Chaos timeline when Boris son becomes the next emperor after Karl Franz he gets Sigmar's hammer and the latent power activates because he is of Sigmar's bloodline.

>>528324447
the security of our trade with the Elves of Uthuan is imperative to the lengthened reign of the Empire of Sigmar. Without their trade and culture we will likely lose the next great war.

>>528324904
Not even in the slightest. Short term it seems tempting then China steals your IP, your expertise and ideas then produces a local version owned by the CCP and locks you out of the market. You now have X years wasted retooling yourself for a market that you are not allowed to interact with, that makes it even harder to pivot no legend pun intended back to your original market and core customer base.

For any period longer than 2-3 years, it is a retarded idea. It takes twice that to get through their contracts and CCP managed permissions and get your product to market. Just to get rugpulled.

>>528326134
Although, we must also keep up relations with the Dawi of the Mountain Holds. They are our oldest allies, they are important walls to our east and south, along with a solid border between us and the Bretonian dogs.

What's with all these futa pics?

>>528323632
You or him is lying.

>>528324839
The Amazon women in the jungle, not really a faction though. They've spit roasted countless skinks just to punish them

>>528326557
China has 332 million PC users. This userbase is growing, constantly. If you can get your product to that userbase, you make tons of money. It's just that simple. Within the next five years virtually every company in the world are going to make China their primary target market as a result. The era of games focusing on the Western market is rapidly drawing to a close.

>>528323632
Fuck him. He's obviously so deep in their pockets he's giving them handies. For free.

>>528326769
Not him. I am pretty sure that is the preview book sent out to a couple thousand people who are subscribed to the Warhammer plus thing. Not the actual full army book only like ten people have.

>>528324404
There are redhead Dark Elves and High Elves, CA was just lazy. They made wardancers in concept art multihair color like dwarfs, empire etc are, but made them all blonde and bladesingers all readheads for some reason

>>528327067
I mean he was literally at their HQ like a month ago and so was Loremaster of Sotek if you look at both of their X accounts.

>>528326950
you missed the 2010s?

Are there any mods that add flags and banners to Warhammer 3? I liked how they looked in Three Kingdoms and would like to see more of them when I'm commanding my dudes even though I mostly play Orcs and Gobbos.

>>528327112
>preview book
Not such thing.

>Close victory

>>528327286
Fuck him too. Really shit takes. Pozzed too when he could've stayed neutral. Either way both are bad for info and just make people feel good during their streams/videos but lack substance if that makes sense.

>>528327586
Arcane Journals are supplement books to the main army book lists. I consider those preview books to main army books like forces of fantasy.

>>528327112
GW is too incompetent to do a short print run of preview books to stop leakers

>>528326769
>No yari ashigaru
>No bombs
>No guns
I doubt this is the full book

>>528327286
>so was Loremaster of Sotek
Is the only reason that Loremaster hasn't uploaded his box video because he is literally at a hentai comer convention right now that he has posted dozens of pics of on his twitter?

>>528323632
haha surely this means we get the sea dwagon right?

>>528320226
I want my Silverin Longbows pls

>>528323163
GET IN THERE SNORRI, YOU FIGHT LIKE ELGI

>>528328942
>pic
manlet cope

How to use witchunter? Just running around, go melee-shoot-go melee-kite again?

>>528323632
I mean he did say the arcane journal(Which he is showing in the video) only has the basic generic army and the actual full army book is releasing later in the year for Grand Cathay. I don't think that is a hint of Grand Cathay being the in dlc though.

>>528329201
Shitty Lord/Hero/Big Entity Killer. I dont even use them in armies anymore, just campaign shit if they come free.

>>528328673
He doesn't get GW boxes.
I think the reason was he just forgot until after the deadline hit when TOW got announced so he is just lazy

>>528329201
they're autoresolve gods.

>>528329201
they're too good on the campaign map to be used in battles imo, but if you do then they are basically just good for shooting and weakening high value targets with the ability

>>528329201
shoot mages.

>>528329201
I had a moment in WH2 where I was defending in the north vs the Chaos invasion and I had a slot available so I popped on into my army. The accusation ability reduced the enemy lords missile defense or something like that and I swear it got one-shotted by one volley from my handgunners and huntsmen while charging me. I think that won me the battle.

>>528330004
>accuses the Chaos Lord of being in league with the dark powers

Hey, I was wondering, the basic chaos dwarf warriors are typically younger chaos dwarfs who have taken up arms in service to Zharr-Naggrund, while their more elite infantry are the Infernal Guard, made up of chaos dwarfs who have disgraced themselves, and so sealed a helmet to their heads and gone off to fight the most grueling and dangerous campaigns until they have redeemed themselves, basically the chorf version of the Slayers. It made me wonder, what happens to the chaos dwarf warriors who DON'T dishonor themselves? There is no higher tier infantry unit representing free, "honorable" chorfs, so what do they go do once their term of service is finished?

>>528329201
They're garbage and a useless waste of a slot just like any ranged foot lord/hero. Legitimately anything else you put in their place would help you more in battle.

>>528329201
In battle, they're accusation bots.

WHERE'S THE NEWS? I NEED TO KNOW THE THIRD FACTION. I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>528330758
in July retard

>>528330758
It was already confirmed to be Vampire Counts, the full official reveal is scheduled for the end of June.

>>528330369
They get ground up in the uncaring machine that is the Chaos dwarf industrial complex.

>>528330836
CA must REALLY have no content lined up if they're having to drag out reveals like this.

>>528330992
Yin-yin fags on suicide watch

So if Archaeon is the biggest bad of the Chaos, why isn't he a daemon prince?

>>528331145
the next game comes out in April next year, and I suspect a lot of devs were diverted towards that

>>528310298
I really admire GRAND CATHAY progressiveness with approving Miao Ying porn career.

>>528330369
craftsman, engineers or more specialized army roles. Chaos dwarves are even more greedy than normal dwarves and the only thing a chaos dwarf who isn't a sorcerer will want to do is gain more wealth. Sometimes a chaos dwarf will stay in the army under the service of a sorcerer if it is lucrative enough.

>>528330369
It's skaven rules but more efficient, if you're smart you won't be serving a frontline posting for long.

>>528322578
The Emperor must first our allies in the Laurelorn forest, they play a crucial part in keeping our shoreline secure and Nordland's economy afloat

>>528331173
Because becoming a Daemon in Warhammer just means you now exist to lose against named Order characters and scream "I'll get you next time GADGETTTTTT" as you disperse into the Warp upon your inevitable defeat.

>>528326950
>lol. lmao.
Either a fucking chink or some anti 'west' retard who doesn't understand HOW business is done in China.

>>528330992
>TIDES of Torment
>Vampire *Counts*

>>528330758
They delayed it to July despite their two sources saying it was coming in June. The anniversary blog said it was delayed to July.

>>528331709
Vampire Coast LL would be actual kino and they need the update as much as Norsca
also the coast factions in Cathay could be an interesting thing to expand upon

Medieval 3 status? It'll soon be an entire decade of almost nothing but Warhammer(Fantasy)

>>528331709
Yes tides of TORMENT

>>528332182
Are you saying that the Vampire Coast isn't tormented?

>>528331173
Because that would make him a tranny.

>>528326950
i think i've heard that china is going to be the ones to shill to and the western market is going to be dead for about twenty years now.

>>528332273

>>528309127
the fuck is the chaotic evil image

>>528332273
>Literally say in the Vampire Coast release blog post there will never be more dlc content because they had to buy the Man O' War IP license to use them just to make that DLC and would have to buy again to add more.
>Expect DLC for them when they flat out tell you they can't release more and why.

imagine you're the head of a game studio that focuses on strategy games, and you've just released your highest selling game yet
we're talking a release to the tune of 3 million copies sold, even your previous successes barely made if over 2 million

now, what do you do with this game?
A) continue patching it and making DLC for it
B) cancel it #YOLO

the answer might surprise you.

>>528332460
It appears to be Rakarth raping a beastman into submission.

>>528331606
Chaos just seems kind of cucked.

>>528332460

>>528332569
Which one is the chaotic evil? Or is it both?

>>528332568
And a 40k can triple these numbers. All the good workers are assigned to 40k. Fantasy is on life support

>>528332460
>he doesnt know about rakarthfag
stay ignorant

>>528332568
>sees that Chinese stopped buying it in the following years
>everybody hates all dlcs
EZ B)

They will likely reveal the third faction next week.

>>528332960
I wish to know

>>528332564
Why would they need to buy it twice? Did their rights only last like a few months or something? Usually licensing rights lasts for years.

>>528332568
C) Invest the profits into a woke hero shooter years after the fad died

>>528309127
>chaos
>not chaotic evil
????????

Are ya strikin' the runes lad?

>>528333660
Speak up, shorty; it's hard to hear you fom down there.

>>528333660
*cast spell at you*

>>528333863
*ahem*

>>528333863
Have they made generic chariots any good, yet?

>>528331173
No idea but maybe because as I remember he is not a big fan of warp and chaos in general?

>>528334048
>resists it

>Kill my way through Grimgor's Waagh
>free the chaos squats
>take the land arround Zharr Naggrund
>Offer them land
>picrel
...why?

>>528333616
zhey bought?

>>528333863
>kills you and your phoenixes and your dragons and your lord and your hero and your dragon princes

Arbaal is currently what Wulfrik should have been with his teleport mechanic. I can see CA reusing it with some slight tweaks.

>>528334635
My guess is that its because the mod you're using is fucking something up.

>>528334652

>>528324839
Slannesh. Repanse.

ARBAAL THE

>>528333380
It's simply amazing how CA fumbled 3K.
>history mode is just tacked on to quell people bitching about no history game in 5 years
>first DLC is when the game should have started and it's also pre-order DLC
>2nd DLC is the most looked down upon part of chinese history
>3rd DLC is just another start date and position shuffle
>4th DLC is jungle niggas, which the main fanbase didn't want and CA wanted the warhammer crowd to move over
>last DLC is another lazy reshuffle
>promise more updates and DLC
>the future of 3K...
>BUY HYENAS AND TROY
CA deserved everything that happened to them between 2022 to today

Do you like those map expansion mods?

>>528333641
Beastmen are chaos?

>>528333660
>*goes outside*

>>528333863
why don't Brets and Imperials use chariots

>>528328148
You've got it backwards in this case. The first Cathay Arcane Journal (the only one released so far) is their Forces of Fantasy equivalent. They are confirmed to get a 2nd Arcane Journal later this year alongside Miao that will be the normal expansion content.

>>528335591
What is this, Han vs Roman Empire?

>>528335773
>Brets
Chariots are for barbarians
>Empire
Steam tanks and landships are just the next evolution

>>528333660
Yes.

>>528333550
Perhaps another anon can jog my memory as I forgot most of his lore but back when beastcoomers would shit up threads, there was one anon who'd write extremely graphic descriptions of dark elves torturing and humiliating beastmen

Khorne really is a dangerous blender.

>>528336373
Nothing quite like winning but feeling like God spared you.

>>528335773
Imperials DO use chariots, just because they scream "OUTRIDERS" doesn't mean they're not chariots

this dude fucking brapped my dudes to death dang

>>528334635
Sentinel trait
Expansion? He just wants to grill for gods sake.

>>528336681
7 8 9

>>528336373
Cannons are fun until a full melee army is engaged with all your infantry

>>528333863
made for big dechala cocks

>>528336681
>12k kills
I've never fought Epidemius before but what makes him so deadly?

>>528336880
IIRC he gets either an aura, a self explosion that doesn't harm friendly infantry, or both.

>>528336681
what are those kill counts

>>528335773
Bro your War Wagons?

>>528336148
NOOOOOO NOT THOSE RUNES

Are Daemon Princes of Nurgle supposed to have constant casualty replenishment?

>>528336681
>2472 kills on the lord alone when nurgle only sent 1989
Are you using a mod that triggers a billionty summoned reinforcements for enemies or something?

>>528336880
Makes his dudes near unkillable & gets stronger as the battle goes on.

>>528336691
He won't take Zhar Naggrund either... eh, fair enough Ghorth. I'll keep ya safe, with The Four as my witness, the griggers will not consume them ever again. :)

>>528337121

>>528322647
>>528323163
>>528328942
Warhammer dwarfs refuse to use weapons that couldn't double as tools as something of a point of pride. For this reason, they don't use swords either.

This isn't true across settings. LotR dwarves absolutely use spears. That said, they seem to be more proud of their axes. Their battle cry is "Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!" after all, which means "Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you!"

>>528336828
>futaDechala x helf femboys
If artfags didnt have shit taste we would have 100 images of this alrrady

>>528336880
There aren't 12k soldiers dumbdumb, it's a mod to show damage as gold value

>>528337448
Are there actual examples of them using spears?
I recall the axes from the Simariliion and Gimli, plus the picks the Ironhill Dwarves brought to Erebor, but no spears.
Also shame on you for posting Hobbit movie minis instead of the superior Perry line from the early Odds.

Any updates on bringing the Amazon mod from Total War: Warhammer 2 to Total War: Warhammer 3?

>>528336681
You've got some explaining to do

>>528337709
I was just trying to find some kind of picture of LotR dwarves using spears.

There's references to them forging (and thus presumably using) spears.

>There hammer on the anvil smote,
>There chisel clove, and graver wrote;
>There forged was blade, and bound was hilt;
>The delver mined, the mason built.
>There beryl, pearl, and opal pale,
>And metal wrought like fishes' mail,
>Buckler and corslet, axe and sword,
>And shining spears were laid in hoard.

>>528330836
>>528332008
>delayed
FUCK YOU CA, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

>>528337709
https://youtu.be/_kvjKaTqX4c?t=185
This trilogy was so off

>>528338308
>tides
>of
>delay

>>528338140
Good find.
Xan't believe I forgot about the song.

>>528338650
HE SAID IT!

Epidemius traits:
Tanky
Unlimited use explosion
Mortis Engine
Decent duellist
Buffs all Daemons in his army
Stinky
Good at counting

is the Terrorgheists breath ability meant to be used against infantry/cav or large entities?

>>528339035
It's supposed to suck

>WMAF confirmed 100% canon

WHAT were GW thinking?

>>528335591
Romans survived the third century
the Han didn't

they get my vote

>>528339035
Approach a unit of tanky infantry armored fucks from the side and breathe on them

>>528339547
fantasy has always had a hint of realism to their nations and characters despite being fantastical
even the most incellish germanic male can land an asian girlfriend, this is factual and GW knows it

>>528337448
they should borrow harpoons from the vampirates. it's a tool for catching fish.

>>528338140
>>528338650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PSFN2r6bXY
Listening to Clamavi De Profundis makes anyone want to play a Dwarf campaign and feel rage for the insults laid upon the legacy of the ancestors.

>The force of Chaos well kept at bay... the world was fair... in Grimnir's day.

Sherden units in Pharaoh have access to harpoons.

>Get Sigvald off of the recruit defeated LL mod
>Time to make a Slaaneshi chaos host
>Now I get to try out the Slaaneshi Chaos Ogre
>Open recruitment panel
>Kharn
>KHARN
What did the Dark Prince mean by this...

>>528340982
Kharnal pleasure.

>>528340957
What should I do with this information?

>>528340957
that's just javelins with extra steps

>>528332648
They won the Warhammer Fantasy setting.

>>528341253
>I recruit him
>across the realms of chaos and into the shifting, incorporeal passages of the warp, deep in the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, a certain champion of the Blood God feels a sudden stab of fury and tears the head off of one of his followers for no apparent reason

Is getting the very hard achievements worth it? It seems like the AI just gets to throw like five or six armies they could, in no way, afford at me while I can barely afford a couple.

>>528309389
>3k hitting a crazy abnormal drop in sales for its second year
lolgevity instead of longevity

>>528341632
ummmm actually Xen Yang saw they were about to win so he disguised as Mannfred Von Carstein and stabbed Gelt, thus ending the world and allowing him to collect the pieces for Age of Sigmar

>>528341632
No, the writers gave it to them, they didn't win anything legitimately. I mean ffs even in the battles where they win they always win through pure luck or deadass getting beaten but the plot literally going "nuh-uh" and making them win anyway.

>>528341843
Turns out even though the Ching Chong Bing Bong are dumb enough to buy Three Kingdoms, for the fiftieth time, they aren't dumb enough to buy a shitty bit of abandonware forever.

Please don't start World War 3 before December. I need to see the reveal of the next 2 Total War titles and the Warhammer 3 DLC.

>>528341340
go get some pooners to go and poon

>>528341925
I thought Archaeon blue it up because he hated Chaos too and didnt want them to have fun? I'm ignoring anything that happens in AoS of course.

>>528342013
You're asking for WW3 to be put on hold for a decade
We wont get news until December 2034

>>528342113
I'll still take that trade offer.

Could you defeat a Bloodthirster in 1v1 unarmed combat?

>>528342013
malekith just struck the mountains of mourn on behalf of the dawi zharr
things are looking grim

>>528341925
>No, the writers gave it to them, they didn't win anything legitimately.

That's how fiction works anon.

>>528342316
yes

>>528342316
Yeah easily

>>528341632
That was because they wanted the setting to end so they could launch Age of Sigmar. That was all they cared about.

>>528336681
What the fuck mod is this

>>528342013
World War 3 would lead to new video games.
I deny your request. You're too mentally ill to get drafted anyway, so it's fine.

>>528343243
It's very clear it's displaying damage value not kills

>>528342418
>That's how fiction works
No no NO shut the fuck up you dense fucking retard, no. That sort of braindead excuse has ruined fictional storytelling in the 21st century, its fucking sneaky what you've done here, you handwave any writing decision as "whatever the writer wants, its their decision" NO.
If you are writing a story, it is imperative, beyond anything else, beyond world building, beyond character design and description, beyond optics or messaging, or any other aspect of any work of fiction that you maintain LOGICAL CONSISTENCY.
Any work that is trying to tell a legitimate narrative needs to ground itself within the reality of its setting, major events, minor events, even individual actions, need to make sense and need to at least be FEASABLE within their own setting. When you allow a shitty, lazy writer to just write whatever they want with the excuse "oh the writer's word is always the final say" you validate dogshit like modern Star Wars and Game of Thrones Seasons 6-8, modern capeshit movies, basically any modern IP honestly, they all are starting to suffer from this.
GREAT storytelling is defined by its believability within the rules of its own world, and the consistency of its events. Its why Lord of the Rings and old Star Wars, pre-Disney Marvel and stuff of that nature is remembered so fondly. The consistency allowed you to totally immerse yourself in the world. The highs felt earned, the lows felt deserved, and the stories and their overall arc wrote themselves on the heart of a generation that recognized their beauty but was too lazy to take the effort to apply the hard work, dedication and sheer focus and iron will it took to write a story that would stand the test of time.
Stop fucking settling for dogshit, stop making excuses for lazy retards, and start holding writers accountable. If we don't stop letting them get away with this shit, soon there won't be any talent left to write the great stories that inspired generations.

>>528343483
lol mad

In a group setting it's basically just autism. I mean, look at the Legend of Five Rings setting.

>>528342316
Are there female bloodthirsters?

>Daemons of chaos
>Every daemon of the same type looks exactly like every other and they have little if any on the way of chaotic or unique stylings

>>528343720
no

>>528342013

How do greenskin players cope with black orcs just being worse chosen?

>>528344183
Worse units are cheaper

>>528343552
>brown hands with a double digit IQ typed this post

>>528343916
>bring in an interesting mechanic that can cause manifold changes to body, brain, and soul...
>it's just a boring melee faction everytime

>>528344326
But enough about >>528343483

>>528344183
scrap upgrades
cheaper cost
foot of gork
waagh armies
cooler

>>528344183
I punch anyone who plays Chaos in the face if I meet them in real life, even if I am unlikely to win the resulting fistfight.

>>528344183
By being Green and Geren is best
>But Nurgle is green
Not that kind of green

>>528344735
Nurgle is honorary Greenskin but honorary is too long for most greenskins to say so...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Plaguebearers are better than Orc Boys.

>>528345091
deyz green
green iz best
if deyz da best dat means deyz good foightin

>>528344735
Nurgle is the best. It's so good that people who follow him had to be nerfed by other chaos gods through constant diarrhea.

>Kislev collapses and is overrun with Chaos and Skaven
>Boris returns and starts retaking it
This patch is weird, man.

>>528334689
VT2 made that thing so powerful.
A regiment of them no wonder everything dies

So, give it to me straight: Katarin buffs the animals in her faction because she fucks them, right?

>>528346869
No, obviously.

Please note this is not endorsing any particular races for DLC or predicting. Just simply stating facts.

Races that have enough units left for at least two more dlcs.(Maybe not enough generics for two but at least enough units.)
>*Empire(The most incomplete race in the game in the terms of tabletop's missing units. Will never be completed though so not worth worrying about.)
>*Grand Cathay(We know of at least 12 missing very old tabletop/lore units but don't know how many actually got converted to new lore tabletop.)
>*Vampire Counts(Some units roles maybe redundant making them pointless to add.)

Races that have enough units left and generic heroes/lords for one final dlc.
>Dwarves
>*Norsca(After Slaanesh DLC still have more than enough.)
>Skaven
>Warriors of Chaos

Races that have at least 5 units from all editions but not enough generic lords/heroes
>Dark Elves
>*Lizardmen(Some units roles maybe redundant making them pointless to add.)
>Nurgle
>Wood Elves
>*Kislev(May or may not have enough depending on the super secret 8th ed army list that only on CA/GW have.)

Races with less than five units left from all tabletop sources and may have or may not have enough generics
>Chaos Dwarves
>Greenskins
>High Elves
>Ogre Kingdoms
>Tzeentch
>*Tomb Kings(Unless the two Undead Legion units are added into the DLC leaving the possibility of Nagash leading a Tomb King DLC.)

Races with one or no units left.
>Beastmen(Preyton is the last unit since Slaangors will be in Slaanesh DLC.)
>Vampire Coast(Merwyrm)
>Bretonnia(Merwrym)
>*Slaanesh(After Slaanesh DLC of course.)
>Khorne

>>528347456
I would note that 'having units left' is not an obstacle. GW isn't going to complain if some shit has to be made up that sells more games that they get a cut of the profits for.

>>528347456
>We get a Tomb King/Vampire/Nagash DLC

>>528346869
no thats what the hag witch does

Legendary Lords that we actually want:
Boris Todbringer
Neferata
Glottkin
Aislinn
Nagash

>>528347921
where is Marius Leitdorf?

>>528347921
I don't want any of those.

>>528347921
No
Yes
NO
No
Nagash was weak.

>>528347921
>Glottkin
Only if we start getting lord packs.
We don't need any more units for nurgle

are there any clowny Jester factions?

>>528348317
skaven.

I'm addicted to the garrison sallying out cheat

I like greenskins, but I don't like that orcs wear too much armor and have too few axes and maces.
Big 'uns (Dual Axes) when?

>>528348090
We should also get Orghotts Daemonspew as a hero

>>528347921
>Aislinn

Literally who? He doesn't even have a tabletop miniature.

>redownload WH2
>modlist that worked perfectly 2 year ago crashes on startup now
It's just 30 mods but I really cba with this shit, I fucking despise CA.

>>528347921
>Boris Todbringer
>Neferata
Okay.

>Glottkin
Hard pass. Keep them in Age of Sigmar.

>Aislinn
Literally who Helman Ghorst tier with barely any lore and not even in tabletop having no model to base on.

>Nagash
Maybe. Him being in his own race with two units like End Times would be stupid as fuck. Better use the older edition version of him back when him and Settra were the Tomb Kings lords before they split from Vampire Counts.

>>528347883
Hag Witches go after lolis and shotas, anon.

>>528349492
i did not know that about them :s

>>528347921
>Boris Todbringer
for what purpose? what does he add that karl does not? what units would he start with? flc characters only start with base game or flc units.
>Neferata
agreed. we need the first vampire.
>Glottkin
the brothers would fulfill what role exactly? what do they add to nurgle that tamurkhan does not already do for nurgle?
>Aislinn
how about some that actually has a model and lore importance? there are much better options for high elves.
>Nagash
what faction? not against him. just how to you put him in the game?

>>528348723
Bro, your Savage Big 'uns?

>>528347456
>Races that have at least 5 units from all editions but not enough generic lords/heroes
>>Dark Elves
Black Ark Fleetmasters are still generic dreadlords

Okay, so what determines if a garrison will take time to reinforce an allied troop or not? I swear I've seen enemies spawn with the garrison already on map and here I am having to wait for them to appear.

>>528347921
There seems to be a few typos in your post. Let me correct it.

Legendary Lords that we actually want:
Boris Todbringer
Neferata
Lord Mortkin
Caradryan
Nagash

>>528350225
If your army is inside the settlement, you start the battle with the garrison. If outside, you wait.

The only Legendary Lord that we want is Thanquol, everyone else is irrelevant.

>>528347921
>Aislinn
If we are going to ask for actual literal nobodies then I want.
>Emmanuelle von Liebwitz
>Valnir the Reaper
>Kharbana the Slave Mistress
>Lumpin Croop

They all might be nobodies but at least they are all have bigger lore roles than your request and all of them except Emmanuelle have tabletop miniatures.

>>528308476 (OP)
This is how I Archaon.

>>528348723
You sound racist

>>528348723
Your hyperarmor has arrived.

>>528351203
there isn't a single man in that crowd despite many of them having penises
EVEN IF ITS A RABIES RAT(it isn't) ITS STILL ONE FUCKING RAT

>Talsin Everchanging, True chosen of Tzeentch, has divined the ultimate plan of the Architect of Fate
>To kill 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 greenskins.
>Total grigger death is at hand.

>>528347921
>Boris Todbringer
Meh.
>Neferata
Absolutely.
>Glottkin
Fuck no.
>Aislinn
Super meh.
>Nagash
I'm really not that interested, but I won't say no one wants him because it's clear they do. I just hope he's not some immense game-changer and I DEFINITELY HOPE he's not a sign of CA suddenly adding ET plot points like the incarnates or shit like that.

>>528347921
>Boris Todbringer
We have him in MP and confederation.

>>528347921
Aenarion was the one who taught the High Elves how to fight Chaos before all the new additions. Being a master of oldschool styles, he would be a fighter but also have a bias for other oldschool units like Thorek.

I hope that I don't get an instant game over if Hector wins the confederation race for Troy.

>>528353000
Aenarion is DEAD. And not Grom dead-- dead dead. Aenarion is more never ever than Thanquol or a Coast DLC.

>>528353000
Aenarion was a nobody until he walked inside the flames of Asuryan and was blessed.

The High Elves know how to fight Chaos, their numbers were simply inexhaustible while the elves were limited even at their peak.

Even if one elgi kills 100 daemons there's a hundred more incoming thanks to the rift. The Liggers were able to hard counter because the Slann were still alive and they had a bajillion spawning pools.

>>528353000
They actually learned how to fight chaos from Cathay.

>Fire an overcharged blast of the Pink Fire of Tzeentch into a unit of Black Orcs who have no magic resist, no special abilities to block magic, nothing like that
>they take no damage
>Literally no visible effect
They have 110 armor, is that really enough to completely negate the spell? Even with the Warpflame debuff?

>>528354138
Don't listen to Anons who say that armour is worthless.
They are either stupid or Dark Elf mains.

>>528354138
GREEN IZ BEST
GREEN>PINK

It is possible for Arbaal the Undefeated to make his entire army Unbreakable.

>>528354138
that spell has literally 0 armour piercing, no wonder why it didn't do shit lmao

>>528354548
armor isn't worthless
armor just got power crept by 2 and 3. Armor feels good in 1 only.

Where Bugman

>>528352330
Yea so Talsin is pretty sure Tzeentch tried to kill him that time

>>528355180
he'll be LH

>>528354548
>>528354631
>>528354713
I still won but Magic couldn't make up for the numbers nearly as much as I'd hoped it would, this is a problem because the greenskins can replenish their losses FAR faster than I can.

>>528355432
The dwarfs already have too many LHs as it is, and he needs to have a brewing mechanic.

Had to withdraw from this, what a bloody mess

>>528354846
wtf does this mean? how does armor get powercrept? that implies that everything has ap now, but it doesn't.

>>528356657
it means fielding early ap is extremely easy for every faction now, saar

I can hear Karl Franz in my Rome 2 campaign.

>>528356657
Back in my day armor used to mean something.

>>528356657
>how does armor get powercrept?
3 literally released like what 6 or 7 factions and 5 of them have phys resist built in to early units

>>528356764
The voice actor is Peter De Jesery and has been in a ton of stuff: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0208937/

>>528357163
KARL FRANZ IS A N

>>528357232
Neighbour of Nuln!

>>528356278
>What its just an ordinary Norsca-
>*looks at their unit roster*
>OH MY GOODNESS

>>528356758
for game 2 factions only skaven, dark elfs, and vampirates have good low tier ap. liggers get red crested skinks from dlc. for game 3 there's really only corn and kislev with dlc.

>>528356968
physical resist got powercrept by everything getting access to magic attacks. armor is still where it's always been.

>>528357975
did you mean to contradict yourself while talking to more than one person?
>lists factions from later games (and omits game 1 factions being improved as well) that can make armor's impact negligible
>claims that armor still has as much impact as release armor to the second guy
i don't follow

>>528357549
I've decided to abandon that campaign because it's peak unfun with Wintertooth balooning out of control

>play an order faction
>fight endless wars against orcs and skaven and vampires
>take territory that boarders chaos
>the entire chaos wastes was apparently just one happy allied family who now hate you and declare war on you

>be a chaos faction
>every single other chaos faction hates you immediately and you are at war with everyone at once
>order factions find you and immediately form a coalition against you

has the ai for this changed at all?

It's a fucking miracle we got as many DLC as we did, considering the abysmal sales

>>528361132
>3K almost outsold WH3 in it's first year alone
>sonic in a car outsold both of them

>>528350205
not to mention they're supposed to have access to the 4 other basic lores for sorceresses, and a hag queen as a lord.

>>528361302
Total War: Mobius confirmed!

>>528361132
i still can't wrap my head around how badly they fumbled 3K considering it would have made them billions if they did it right

>>528358350
my point is that ap is not particularly more common now than it was before with most factions not getting it until tier 2 or 3. tier 0 kislevite warriors are the exception not the rule..

>>528361984
my point is that it absolutely is easier for every faction to deal with armor at every stage of the game than it was in game one, despite your weird hang up over its efficacy

>>528361703
Please understand that they thought Hyenas would free them fro the TW mines.

>>528325467
3ED

>>528362131
you're wrong and the proof is that people posting their campaign screenshots aren't even building the ap units they have access to half of the time.

>>528362268
>the proof is people being bad at the game
come on now

Bretonnian Prophetesses remind me of my eternal wife.

>>528355180
I've always wondered what sort of drink Bugman's Ale is supposed to be.

It's described as "frothy," implying its some kind of beer as you'd expect, but then it's also marked with "XXXXX" which implies that it's been distilled, and distilled 5 times no less.

>>528362268
wat
doesn't that mean armor is dogshit if shitters can still campaign with zero ap units?

>>528361132
Shin Megami Tensei: Total WarPersona.
Would it work? How would it even work?

>>528362561
no it just means they're cheating

>>528362145
>>528361703
What is the relevance of this entity?

>>528363152
armor is completely worthless then, got it

>>528363241
idk what is a the relevance of this entity w/ u?

>>528363241
slaaneshi demon

>>528363124
>Pick Order of Messiah
>Field an army of these motherfuckers

why didn't Be'lakor get knocked out for a few turns if I wounded him in battle? I lost the battle.

malekith
>is a male
>likes to kith his mom
wow

All I have left, that I am not saving for the DLC (Norsca and Slaanesh).
So Tzeentch and beastmemes.
Gonna smash out Taurox, but first feel like some magic.
Who is better with the scribes? I don't care if I have to hunt someone down as the changeling.

I crashed out and dumped a bunch of resources into my Utaha to clear Insane Hovercraft.
Is she used anywhere else or did I brick myself

>>528363247
it's not in multiplayer which is all that matters because it's the only game mode the devs actually bother to balance for.

>>528365812

>play grimgor
>confederate my buddy wurrzag
>go to recruit a shitstack of savage orcs for him because that's his thing
>30% upkeep penalty
why did the dwarves do this to me

>>528328942
Source of the picture?

>>528330196
>Accuses the chaos lord of being wholesome squire poster
>Chaos lord response 'no, how could you that?!!'

>>528332460
zesty buck boi breaking

>>528319897
>Make Chaos Knights have Grail buffs
Please God no. Chaos has everything and wants for nothing, they get all the fancy WH3 style army abilities and tech, they get flying units, daemons, monsterous infantry, heroes for every niche, huge single entity monsters, etc.
Let Bretonnia have the objectively best cavalry units in the game. Let them have this one win.
It would be downright cruel to trivialize the one thing that makes them unique and cool.

>>528368561
I don't even know why he wants chaos knights buffed when aspiring champions slaughter everything already when they're buffed up

ded game ded general

>The Dead Rise Again.

>>528374040
>9 years no dlc
Even the undead cant get it up.

>>528374148
2 more months.

>>528368561
I'm fine with Bretonnia having the best cav, I'm just pointing out that blood knights and chaos knights are of a similar stature. I think I'm still traumatized from chaos ponies.

>>528372112
I forgot about them when making that comment, that's fair.

>>528374626
Just 87600 minutes to go.

Do DE slave pen reduce the slave consumption province or region-wide

>>528368561
didn't the grail knights get nerfed after their huge buff because MP niggers hate fun?

>>528375073
Region. Yes it doesnt make any sense. Yes CA hates Dark Elves.

>>528375352
fuck sake

I am going to laugh so fucking hard when the 3rd race is revealed to be Skaven with Grey Seer Thanquol.

>>528375389
Slave pen and control buildings are net negatives. That anti-corruption/skaven building is better for control.

God i fucking hate CA i hate the retard who "balanced" the slave system.

>>528375621
Dark horse candidate for the dlc to be honest. I think Vampire Counts or Dark Elves are more likely though.

>>528375927
wdym? I use it to reduce slave death rate early on

whats longma

>>528376427
the genitals in your mouth

>>528376427
Noma

>>528376427
龙马的蛋在你嘴里,鬼佬屄!

>>528377602
没办法/沒辦法

>>528376427
Means "tall mother" in Chinese.

>>528331220
they arent diverting shit the dlc is made by a different studio

>>528380678
why would you post this

>1 dlc
>per 1 year
lmao, Never see an exclusive monopolistic series getting a magnitude of this bad treatment

I dont get why my settlement garrison isnt coming in here

>>528381752
You've never seen a game get less than 1 dlc per year? Really?

>>528381769
oh nvm I dont have a garrison because I remember I colonised it

>>528347456
>Races with one or no units left.
>Bretonnia(Merwrym)
Foot knights.

>>528347921
>Legendary Lords that we actually want:
Bohemond Beastslayer.
Ghark Ironskin.

>play zhao ming
>fail to notice the fucking ogre camp raiding my shit tucked away in the corner
>get hit with a spicy rebellion souped up by mods
>mfw

>>528381813
work on your reading comprehension please retarded speedreaderbro...

>>528372112
by the time you can buff aspiring shits you quit the campaign anyway so who cares

you gotta walk a mile in my shoe before you can talk tuah gobbo on this podcast

>>528382009
Not if you play with VCO so you get actual goals instead of "raze 10 settlements"

>>528381895
I mean that's what your post is implying, those are the words you attempted to use

>>528375073
>didn't the grail knights get nerfed after their huge buff because MP niggers hate fun?
I hate redditors and their ilk.
>Bretonnia le BAD.
FUck em.

>>528374761
>I'm just pointing out that blood knights and chaos knights are of a similar stature
small cav size is gay and every cav should be 60 models no matter what

>>528382042
hawk tuah riders.

yall really aint know about shit

>>528372112
This community is full of shitters who think cav is bad

>>528382340
total war community is just bad

>>528381887
You were supposed to hire mercs from that camp but game is dogshit so even if you get a NAP or allience with them they keep raiding you.

>>528382378
Well this is the most casual RTS by design, you just play to smash some armies together and watch the spectacle not micro and macro your way to a higher ranking

>>528368561
>has everything and wants for nothing
Except something actually interesting, but yeah: they don't need unit buffs for most of their high tier melee.

>>528309127
There is fundamentally no difference between how Vlad runs his regime and how Settra does, except Settra uses more slaves

i just want to be luthor harkon
is it too much to ask for?

>>528383174
The fuck is wrong with you man
Years of this

If i wanted to just spam cavalry/knights which faction do I use in medieval 2? (Not horse archers btw)

>>528383461
Nothing from the British Isles.

>>528383461
france

Why did they make Kislev's greatest warrior so incredibly lesbian?

>>528383535
>>528383547
Thanks anons

>>528382340
>think cav is bad
I want to remind you that last time we had this argument pro cav people exposed themselves as easy mode shitters, yes cav work on easy/normal but it doesn't on any other difficulty because AI have more leadership and use a lot more monsters.

>>528383618
They wanted to apologize for failing to make more attractive female lords by giving us an attractive female hero.

>>528383697
You don't have to histshock for cav to be good though

>>528362548
It's just a magic drink. In theory it's "just" beer, but the lore portrays it as if having a single sip of it is like concentrated health potion mixed with the actual nectar of the (ancestor) gods and then some alcohol thrown in, and it genuinely makes you stronger. There's a lore extract of a dwarf beardling getting a single sip of the genuine product right before a big battle and immediately passing out from how good it feels, then fighting so hard the next day he became a champion of his clan. I feel like actually trying to describe it with accuracy and without exaggeration would remove the mystery, just project the absolute best beer taste you could possibly imagine.

How do I tell how long the wind up for a spell is going to be?

>>528368561
>Let Bretonnia have the objectively best cavalry units in the game. Let them have this one win.
I'd like it if Bretonnian veteran knightly units had special buffs you could choose from to represent them fulfilling their vows.
When they become level 9 they could gain access to certain special abilities like regeneration, or a mortis engine effect, or the ability to drop a small explosion to help them to disengage from the enemy safely (kind of like verminous valour)
https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Verminous_Valour

>>528383618
Katarin is into Yuri

>>528384031
You cast it and learn from experience.

its time to confed zhao and go farm some items with his 100% drop rate
i still dont know why they tied the bonus caravan and drop rate to the character instead of the faction so theres no reason to play him

are you ready to #JOINTHEPACK?

>>528385939
Why are you posting two year old news?

>>528385939
>anon exits his cave for the first time in decades
did you hear about AI btw? Its all the rage

>>528386025
because it's still funny

Hyenas would have sold very well if they had released it.
They didn't give it a fair chance.

Just finished readind the second book of the Aeneid.
Why were the greeks like that, and why didn't Aeneas kill that hoe Helen?

>>528386618
The Greeks weren't like that, the Aeneid is literal actual we wuz fanfiction by Italians.

>>528386776
Virgil is the greatest poetic mind of human history.

>>528386618
Wait until you see how he treats best girl Dido.
She deserved better.

>>528386903
The Aeneid is one of the most derivative epics ever created and pretty much entirely served as a propaganda piece rather than a story that had actual themes developed over hundreds of years like the Iliad or the Odyssey. The only interesting part is when Aeneas is in Carthage with Dido. What made the Aeneid interesting was how well Vergil actually used Latin to tell it. Learning Latin and reading it that way is great, doing it by translation just shows how much Vergil was relying on people getting his references to Homer.

>>528385939
NEVER HAPPENED GO AWAY AAAAHHHHHHHH

>>528387214
Stop samefagging dude go on /v/ if you want to post about tranny games failing

>large unit gets surrounded
>instead of attacking it just keeps switching targets endlessly
what mod do i get to fix this shit man

The reputation of Greek epics was saved by the shittiest ones being lost in history. Imagine how people would feel about the Odyssey if the stupid Telegony had survived too.

meds

>noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>528387440
no mod will fix that, the only solution is to spam attack orders after every attack or just charge through and use contact damage instead if their mass is high enough

>>528387453
Based on other people's commentary all the other stories in the Epic Cycle outside of the Telegony were very well liked. People also did choose to save middling epics like the Argonautica. It is still better than your average Latin epic. Latin has the Aeneid and Metamorphoses as actually decent epics and then the rest are certainly something. Just read the Punica if you want a taste of what most Latin epics amounted to.

What Total War game are you playing on this Sunday?
I am playing Total War: Troy.

>>528388461
I am playing Medieval 2 and hating it

meds

>>528387453
that's the same for every culture and era tho, everyone will talk about how great renaissance writers were and forget 99% of the shit they were writing back then was retarded slop
I mean just look at Shakespeare, everyone sucks his dick all the time but conveniently forgets dogshit like Timon of Athens, what a worthless piece of shit play that is

>>528388618
You should play games you enjoy.

Rome 2 isn't a good game...
Rome 2 is a great game.

>>528388461
I started a new Tretch campaign yesterday, wiped out drazoath and Imrik right away, and greasus took care of ghost for me. I got cocky and declared war on thorgrom and queek at the same time, then proceeded to lose all of my territory
debating whether or not I want to go back 5 turns and try to fix it, or just start a new campaign
haven't played Tretch yet in wh3, it's surprisingly fun compared to the naggaroth start, and devastating flanker on skaven is no joke

>>528389242
Name one superlative game.

If CA opens up the Ind/Khuresh portion of the map with ToT, and improves it through the rest of the year, i wouldnt mind getting just 1 dlc this year. That part of the map is fucking huge and it would effect 10+ so campaigns.

>>528389467
if they keep releasing patches this would be better for the game than more dlc at this point, however ca isn't known for sticking with things se we can only hope

I once ambushed a High Elf army with a Slaanesh army. The entire battle lasted just over a minute.

rome 2, atilla and a lot of the other new historical ones look bad compared to games like rome 1. I think it's entirely down to art direction. in rome 1 all the units stand out and in a big battle you can pick out what a unit is from a fairly high battle camera angle. In rome 2 everything kind of blends together in a washed out mess. Everything is a sludge of dull oranges and pale blues compared to the much brighter and vibrant crimsons and lapis blues

>I take a diplomatic penalty for a war I did not start with the faction that started it against me
This is next level propaganda.

>>528389941
CA promised or at least hinted at too much rework and patches. Assuming this year's slowness is caused by Sofia taking over and learning the tools, after ToT we should be getting reworks in every 3 or 4 months.

>>528388461
meow caravan adventures

>>528390529
the promises and hints are a classic CA marketing tactic. Note how they phrase things, never saying the scope of it or the timeline, keeping things as vague as possible to build hype while still allowing them room to to back on things. For example, they made it seem like Cathay lords were getting new faction mechanics or at least more unique faction effects, and all we got was stronger versions of what we already had
I am very pleased with what Sofia has done so far, but they are still CA and can't be entirely trusted
I wouldn't complain if we got more dlcs though

>>528376958
Maybe the TT version of lantern would be worth to use, I never use this shit in the TTW3. Literally a peasant archers would be better

Are CA allowed to use Old World Cathay shit in Total Warhammer 3?

>>528391147
Like what?

>>528391092
what's different about it?

>>528390071
because you killed and routed them all right...haha?

>>528390296
are you still in 2013, anon? they fixed the drab sepia shit in rome 2 ages ago. 3k, troy and pharaoh are also pretty colorful. attila is still kinda drab looking but it's definitely the exception.

>>528391191
Im not sure if there's any new stuff introduced in The Old World can they use it in game 3?

>>528391147
Even if they aren't, we have these things called history books. Just add some Ching Chong Bing Bong Axe Cannibals from the Third Century of the Qing Kong Dynasty.

>Shiyama went full retard and deleted her own army after charging into the Chaos Wastes
>Miao Ying killed Shiyama in an oopsie
>Yin-Yin is an Aqua meme
For some reason the dragon sisters are a bunch of faildaughters

>>528391603
woah cannibals? sounds like you're trying to paint china in a bad light chud no they'll be honorable axe bing bongs that have perfect vigour armour piercing magical attacks with 150+ armour (and shields)

>>528391795
Miao is a girlboss and Shen Zoo is a moe loli though?

>>528391924
Cannibalism was honorable back then so actually I got +500 social credit score.

Would be cool if Shen-Zoo became chaos aligned character after her prolonged stay in chaos wastes.

>>528391795
Tbf the literal chaos gods intervening directly to get you killed is more effort than 99.99% of the characters in the whole setting ever get to get killed. Usually they send servants to do it for them.

>>528392237
They just don't like chinks

I dont understand why people think 40k is better (oh wow the super soldier fights the space elf, how boring) when I can have an evil murder viking fight the chinese

>>528392564
But you'll be able to have super soldier evil murder viking fight the super soldier chinese in space!

>>528392564
I think 40K makes for better games but Regular Warhammer has better books.

>>528392564
>one is unique
>the other is full of cliches but with sprinkles
Hmmm I wonder why

>>528392564
>super soldier fights the space elf
That sounda rad though

>>528393498
Every Warhammer ever is full of cliches with sprinkles.

>>528391015
We'll see. This most recent patch was certainly a worthy one.

it needs an update

>>528392564
Eldar and Dark Eldar really do lack appeal compared to the Fantasy Elves.

>>528394352
I've been having a lot of fun with it

>>528392564
You can have a furry murder viking fight blue chinese in space

why are peasants fighting to the last?

>>528394432
do it yourself

LLs we actually want:
>Crapoop Farturden
>Murrfur Verminion
>Pukus Bilus
>Biggus Dickus
>Glorp Shitto

>>528394432
Is this a faction roller to like, pick which game you're gonna do next?

these chinamen caravans are kino

>>528395027
oops wrong screenshot

>>528390296
Not really, Rome 1 and Med2 are dated, and Rome 2 looks nicer, with units being more detailed, sometimes even historically accurate.

>>528390296
I know what you mean, Rome 1 unit designs are simple and distinct, Rome 2 removed a lot of the style in return for more historical accuracy, retvrn to vniformity.

>>528388461
TWW3 as Fey enchantress
Wiped out the rats without too much trouble, but Belegar burned the entirety of athel loren down, doesn't like me, and I really dont want to fight him. Skrag is still alive and somehow has most of the Empire in a defensive alliance. I hate fighting dwarves and I always end up fighting huge amounts of them later on.

>>528395596
they're the defenders

>>528363124
>enter custom battle
>20 Pixies vs 20 Maras

>>528396704
>Rome 2 removed a lot of the style in return for more historical
good, rome 1 with their bronze age egypt was an abomination

magic is for homos

>>528398538
Magic is an abomination

>>528391383
This guy is right. 3K in particular even realized besides the cloth the units wear they are pretty dark and washed out so they upped the brightness of the terrain and the banners, it's very vibrant

what's the comfiest campaign?

>>528398481
I meant the visual style, every unit is unique and recognizable unlike in Rome 2.

>>528399152
Ikit

>>528399152
Rome

>>528397783
but the mailed knights that they had broke and ran away

>>528398745

>>528399453
it only applies inside the town square, units in Rome and Medieval 2 become unbreakable while inside it, outside the square morale applies as normal

>>528399789
Oh that makes sense thats kinda strange though thanks

>>528399709
Cabal status?

>>528399850
you also have that in shogun 2 if your units are on the highest level of the fort

>>528394432
rollan

why is GW autistic and won't let TCAL use TOW units

Orc and Goblin archers are both excellent, powerful units.

Might start Fimirmaxxing.

So I'm guessing Norsca is pretty much Greenskins-like faction now ? Whiteskins ? Northmen and chaos beasts ?

You know a battle is truly epic when your ranged units run out of ammunition and you start using them to flank and rear charge.

>>528401278
ARRER BOYZ

I never call a waagh as greenskins because I hate losing campaign movement so much.

>>528404742
Early game you won't travel very far so it's worth it to do it once just for biggest trophy you can get.

>>528324904
>>528326557
>>528326950
>>528331645
>>528332434
Honestly not worth worrying about when pretty much all countries are rapidly approaching the point where the old outnumber the working young (except African countries for some cursed reason) so we're all getting fucked over

>turn 1 of new campaign
>send hero forward to assault units
>Critical Failure!

>>528405773
>to assault units
yes you are retarded

>>528405773
The only hero action worth it is assassinate hth

>>528335418
I love his mic peaking during his screeching when on the campaign map.
Sucks that you have to rush some LL for their defeat traits because the AI makes blobs of major factions really early.

>>528402034
Based

>>528391092
Lanterns should give a passive buff in a radius to range and accuracy

Does anyone still play with 20 unit stacks? In Warhammer it seems like way too much to micromanage versus the historical games where you feel like you're controlling an entire force
Warhammer it feels overwhelming

>>528406316
Yes not everyone is a midwit.

>>528405262
This is your hint to go out and breed like rats.

>>528405986
Assault units is good too it just requires investment, has rng and sucks early game making it feel worthless.
I did a test with a khainite assasin and got +600 kills against liggers with one use.

>>528406316
Make simpler builds until you get better then, you don't need to fit every role into an army

>>528405773
fucking numpty

It's been a while since I've touched TWWH3 like a year and a half. Gonna take a nice relaxing campaign with my favorite mamma's boy Zhao ming to get my feet back into it. Anything major happen since I've been gone? I can't imagine much has changed with one of the easiest campaigns in the game. Maybe this time I'll be able to keep greasus alive

What's the current best gunpowder smoke mod?

>>528406748
Cathay rework mostly.

>>528406748
>Anything major happen since I've been gone?
You can actually use ogres in his campaign and they're good.

>>528406748
Uhh I think they spiked the difficulties in that time by making enemy factions make way more stacks on higher difficulties
Probably nothing if you only do normal or hard though

>>528406793
The what. How the hell did I miss that

>>528406840
Oh cool, I did pick up all the DLC last time it went on sale so hopefully I can introduce the fatmen to the chinese army

So glad AoS happened, I would have ended up buying models otherwise

>>528406950
>The what. How the hell did I miss that
idk by not playing the game for 1.5 years I guess????

>>528383697
reminder that saying a unit type is bad because it doesn't work on legendary (it's actually still just a skill issue) is like saying something is bad because it doesn't work on small unit sizes, or complaining that a gun is op in a fps with a big head mode cheat.

>>528391251
in tw the lantern has 2 crane gunners in it while a normal squad has 32. in tabletop the lantern has 5 crane gunners in it while a normal squad only has 3. it also has bombs like the sky junk version from tw.

Karl Franz has a unit of Reiksguard in his starting army and they can be quite useful.

>>528407303
>I would
No you wouldn't.

>>528409276
Why's that?

>>528409184
Who?

https://youtu.be/ysA7IeyfO3c?t=32

>>528394517
Take back your fucking words
High Elves is text book tolkien elves but with the spin of not being in total decline and being total douches, while Eldar have an entire novel warrior culture about being battle autists and seeing the future, hell, they use the ghosts of their dead in battle, which by itself mogs anything high elves have
Dark Elves are good though, but so are dark eldar if you actually read anything about them instead of parroting opinions based on readings of space marine books

>>528343483
It's just the cycle of civilizational decay, my friend. People in the West barely even read anymore, so it's not surprising that what works are there are not held to any sort of actual standard.

>>528393498
Skaven is the most unique thing in either Fantasy or 40k

>>528409739
truth warpnuke

>>528392564
Scifi is just a lot more popular than fantasy

>niggers taking seriously the story of mini plastic toy game episode
I used to be like that.
Don't be like that.

>>528409374
The Empire Legendary Lord for Reikland. He used to be pretty popular.

>>528409932
Taking the story seriously is just another form of fun

guys, I might have pushed Karl a bit too much and now he's full schizo

>>528410091
There's nothing wrong with this army composition.

>>528410091
>spamming pistoliers
Based

>>528410530
le siege face

>>528409536
Absolutely abysmal opinion, typical of a 40K fag, the High Elves and Dark Elves are significantly better written and put together factions than either the Eldar or Dark Eldar, and it's not even close.

What was the mod that made character unique items op?
Most of them suck shit compared to regular items now

What's the best rome 2 overhaul?

I have been playing a single Total War campaign for over 30 hours.

>>528410091
Karl is embracing guerilla warfare now. Learning from Gelt's tales

>>528410091
Attilas son...

>>528406316
Try an easy faction like dorfs first.
You can leave your warriors as they are and just focus on missiles artillery and gyros.
Then start doing something more complicatef once you get the handle of it

>>528410091
Karl's inner monologue justifying his tactical choices:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OwOohB7NB4

>>528410091
Back when they changed recruiting logic for the AI, the Empire factions have an annoying habit of spamming cav. I was fighting Volkmar and he kept bringing stacks that were over 50% different flavors of horse.

>>528413106
Which one?

>>528414925
A Paris campaign in Troy.

Tzeentch is the most moral of the chaos gods right?

>>528416362
That'd be khorne

>>528416362
>asshole that fucks you over the first chance he gets
>most moral

>>528416362
papa nurgle

>>528414191
What are you even talking about? Cav is literally one of the only two things they highly specialize in, the other thing is artillery. It's been like that since forever. For some weird reason people think that empire shouldn't recruit anything that isn't spearmani and musketmani.

>>528416706
It's not Nurgle either

>>528416570
Khorne is about blood and death...
and war.

>>528416706
Sicknesss and disease doesn't sound too moral buddy..

>>528416362
Slannesh
Their first commandment is no means no

>>528404742
>Not calling a WAGGH On your closest faction enemy to quickly consolidate your power
????
>>528405773
Why didn't you whack the hero in your army to get them an easy first or second level so they can learn Specialist to assault units better?

>Tides of Torment
>VERMINTIDE
Coincidence? Thanquol is the 3rd lord!

>>528418443
Trust-believe plan-scheme!

>>528418443
Not sure what I want more, a mentally ill ritualposter posting thanquol for years getting cucked, or getting what he wants and the thread going crazy

I dont like the older total wars only because they give you like 8 settlements and 5 armies what the fuck do you want me to do with all this? Where do I go? What do I do?

>>528416783
Empire is supposed to be combined arms, I'm not opposed to them running more cav than other factions but when they field armies that are over 50% cav they might have gone too far.

>>528416661
sex with miko and her wife

>>528418443
>>528419323
The funniest part is Thanquol's colors are grey/black. Plus tides being in the title could be a hint for vermintide. The conditions are ripe. Would be hiliarious.

>>528419323
the thread is going crazy no matter what, people are already spiraling into factions and warring amongst each other debating who the third faction will be
the fallout will be something to behold regardless

there's so many unit types in tww3 i have no fucking clue what beats what

>>528420275
Just read what the unit does.

Wasn't it already leaked by a e-shill on accident that third faction is HElves?

>>528420383
>Wasn't it already leaked by a e-shill on accident that third faction is HElves?
No, and the 'supposed' candidate for high elves got disconfirmed in the Norsca video when the guy said they won't be doing legendary lords with no tabletop miniature because it eats up way too much development time to design a character from scratch. Aislinn has no tabletop miniature so that officially rules him out.

>>528420275
units have a tier between 1 and 5 and higher tier units are ALWAYS stronger so ALWAYS RELY ON THAT NUMBER!!!

>>528420103
Yes, no matter who loses, even me, I win.

>>528420383
Remember when every Youtuber on the planet was absolutely adamant that Monkey King was the lord in Shadows of Change and then it was Yuan Bo and everyone was confused?

*loses to tier 1 Darkshards*

>>528420795
To be fair, that would be the best counterintelligence op: have a leaker who gets shit mostly right just leak blatant fucking lies and say, "sorry bro not all leaks are right."

>>528418443
Legend just said it's High Elves today.

You're gonna be seething when the third faction is Druchii

>>528421050
Did he provide any evidence?

why can't the next DLC be 'The Rat and the Chef'

Thanq + A Chef themed Bretonnian LL.

>>528421256
I would be celebrating.

>>528421263
we dont get The X and The Y anymore anon we get fancy names now like Boobies and Beer

>>528421259
Evidence needs to provide Legend
>>528420103
It's Vampire Counts, everyone who says otherwise is wrong

The 3rd race must be a naval race.
Races that have strong navies in Total War: Warhammer:
High Elves
Dark Elves
Cathay

>>528421804
>The 3rd race must be a naval race.
Wow, I wasn't aware that Sayl and Dechala were known for their naval prowess!

>>528421259
He verbatim said:
>They haven't announced it yet, but, come on, we all know it's High Elves.

>>528421897
Exactly, well spotted! We are missing the "Tides" part of "Tides of Torment".

>>528421039
anon, this is just Total War, not some cold war south american shenanigans

>>528421804
>>528422004

So what race was related to Omens in Omens of Destruction since according to your logic at least one race had to be related to Omens.

>>528421897
sayl is norsca and norsca is known for naval prowess
dechala is an elf and elfs are known for naval prowess

>>528422004
so who is the omens race in omens of destruction?

I will genuinely be disappointed if it's not Neferata at this point. Vampire Counts are another WH1 race that desperately needs an update, helves only really need exclusive mechanics for Tyrion and Teclis and otherwise have a pretty much complete and very strong roster.

>>528422270
>adding more units to the most boring faction in the game
No please.

Yin-Yin just learned a new dance from westerners, check it out!

>>528422578
What a great video anon, it definitely hasn't been posted here twenty times already!

>>528422578
We gon BLEACH dis bitch for real
Muh DICK

>>528422564
I think you're confused anon, he means the Vampire Counts (VC) faction, not Bretonnia

Add Skeksis faction

>>528391795
Don't forget that Shen-Zoo the youngest sister went missing because of Tzeentch.

>>528419340
So you hate deeper games?

>>528422004
If that is true there needs to be a race that applies to Omens in the 3rd DLC. Otherwise the first word is entirely meaningless and the only one that matters it the third word like others pointed out. You can't come up with this logic and then not point out who the Omens race is or you wound and look like an absolute retard.

>>528422087
Sayl is Kurgan from a landlocked country. Dechala is either a greater demon that was never an elf(End Times version) or a mortal elf who was sold to a Slaanesh demon as a bride by her family resulting in her hunting down and wiping out her entire family tree and mutating into a snake.(Ancient rewritten lore.)

>>528419582
>Plus tides being in the title could be a hint for vermintide
Well, for sure is not about the prophesied naval update. Right, Man-o-War Bros?

>>528422669
it didn't say file already exists

>want to play Kholek
>remember that he starts sandwiched between grimgor and niggerkhan
>no vco objectives for him yet
>don't want to play Kholek
damn..

>>528421804
>>528422004
Explain to me where the "Omens" part of "Omens of Destruction" applies to who in that DLC?

>>528423441
Maybe one day they will add Crom to WoC and rework Kholek.

>>528423379
Not in this thread but it's been posted quite a few times before. Just look up Yin-Yin as a filename on the archive site.

>>528422896
I dont hate deeper games I just get so overwhelmed

>>528421804
BRETONNIACHADS WE'RE STILL IN THIS

>>528423980
*cracks autism knuckles* righto:
you can use md5 instead it's more precise
it's been posted 5 times including this
not everyone sits here 24/7 so we can repeat the joke a few more times

>>528424756
You might be right, that one might have been posted less. This one however has been spammed I don't know how many times at this point.

I miss neutral/event ogre mercenary. a single raid from a stupid faction and I am wiping them off the map.

>>528410091
check this out, had Alastar nearby with tons of White lion axemen so it was a complete massacre

>>528425789
Factions without global recruit do be that way.

>>528425075
Men fall for this but the other girl knows her game

>>528422669
So ?

>>528426221
My general belief is that if you're going to post off-topic webms that you attach the name Yin-Yin to make it barely on-topic, at least do us the courtesy of mixing it up a bit. I have yellow fever too but variety is the spice of life.

I thought I'd love Chaos but honestly it just annoys me because they can just show up and fuck my ass.

Hist games on VH
>Ah I appeared to be outnumbered and outmanned but perhaps my cunning and keen sense of strategy can help me overcome the odds!
Warcuck games on VH
>lol ur lord isnt strong enough you simply have no hope

>>528427582
>park units at gate and let them conga line into phalanx
>"wooooooaaaaaah I'm such a strategic geniussss!"

>>528422669
I'll be sure to post it first thing next thread, specifically to annoy you.

>2 > 1 > 3
>he quality of the covers perfectly aligns with the quality of the games
ludo meta narrative

>>528429101
3 is the best one you rose tinted faggot

>>528429101
>>528429202
They're all shit without mods