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>>528230207
Can we start this off properly with a new St0ck lewd please?
>>528336307 (OP)i can't believe this yt boy kilt himself
bro is posting about himself in the third person
i wish someone would love me the same way jhnd loves pm
why hasnt alex maxwell from princeton killed himself yet
>>528336171omg he wants to wait for marriage
isnt mike married and a father
if he is he neglects his child more than jd does but maybe thats why jd cant have him
why are there 4 people pretending to be st0ck
idk but are we getting new st0ck pics or what derpa
Can you let us know st0ck because if not then I'd prefer to close this tab if you're not posting.
>>528337752can i ask what it is about st0ck you adore
you have to join a clan to get a music cape now wtf this is discrimination
the term clan is problematic they should rename it to guilds and rename Skilling guilds to unions or syndicates
no you can join a clan as a guest
ive tried several the portal either says theyre closed to guests or that there is no open hall
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gay nigga tree
>>528338127yesterday you said tomorrow yet youve posted nothing just admit you dont have shit
what ever happened to player owned lodges
what if tomorrow comes today
i made a 7pm cofee is that ok
its actually tomorrow night thats the night like 24 hours from now
>>528339134yves and chuu in heart attack
umm thats a gaycoded group we arent allowed to like those anymore
>>528338637technically within my tl
i feel like this reminds me of something
>>528339608jhnd proving his haters wrong
>>528339608ok which one of you fucks just pk'd me here dressed as a cow lmao
i bet it was vayne v4 hes so cool
cooking expansion should have homemade yogurt using milkzy milk
>>528338124i like the way her hair flirts with her shoulders
i like the way she talks
i like the way her belly button is shaped
i like the way her thighs make her hips look
i like how nice she is to everyone
i hate milkzy i asked her a question and just got no response
i wish this thread had cool people who play the game and not weird schizos obsessed with weird random shit tbqhwy
i play the game and im obsessed with weird random shit its not mutually exclusive sweaty
i play the game feel free to add me and talk about whatever haha :P rsn midzy
>>528340723what do you want to talk about ill talk about the game with you do you have any cool questions or something
>>528340375your compliments are so cute i adore u too
im not schizo yet but my mom has it so i have boosted drop rates
>>528340948id rather a slower thread without the streamer simping and cringe fucking /r9k/ erp bullshit and all the other weird stuff but that's a lot to ask i'm sure.
>>528341072what does any of that have to do with runescape do you have anything to talk about or not
I have gotten completely addicted to zfg rnados
ok got it so you dont have anything about the game to talk about youre just mad people werent talking about you
got it crystal clear
>>528341072>>>/vm/1417292
>>528341072that exists they get one thread a year >>>/vm/scape
>>528341191the last 20 posts are talking about trannies
I do keep them but I want to have my suffering on 24/7
>>528341312yea its the chud thread its their favorite topic
>>528341191>>528341209>>528341312the retard is me for expecting more from 4chan i suppose
I Found Something INCREDIBLE on This Isolated Outcrop!
i expect to advance my level in both the mining and thieving skills today
turn on your commorb asgarnia just struck al kharid
>>528339964milkzy...........
great just great alex is going to get a draft deferral and the rest of us are going to get sent to die
get to safezones now before the temple knights start snatching you
as for me im not asgarnian so i dont have to worry
im autistic fat gay and retarded they cant draft me
they actually brought out the b2 gnome gliders its so over
god i fucking hate asgarnia theyre just golems to the ice mountain dwarfs who actually run things
greentext she doesnt know about the lizardmen
saw some yts roleplaying fr these niggas gay af
chat im feeling pukey i may be a beast in old school runescape but im a pacifist in real life runescape
im 30 so i wont be drafted
old school runescape im mining amethyst https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Amethyst
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>>528342567how many brews
>>528342567how many brews do yuo bring per kill
wow i just got the news from the #1 source you can trust wintertodt public chat
how will these world events impact bond prices
i dont use brews i have a heal other alt kid
#gnomemonkeycrew
imagine being stuck in a trench with st0ck both of you knowing that any day could be your last oh the possibilities
ive seen quite a few glider videos of khazard soldiers getting gay with it in the trenches
asgarnia gave the sewer rats second billing in their latest blog post lol cucked kingdom
they forgot to invite me to the signal gc this time
meow meow meow meow meow meow :3
miaow i want to suck his cock :3
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1lh94mo/wilderness_bot_farms_are_potentially_reporting/
seems like another jmod runnign a bot farm
https://www.tiktok.com/@shlatfish/video/7513024413869329710?lang=en
jaytroonie, john dad, st0ck be like
got block list set just these 4 rumors
cause i highlighted the 4 rumors i have off block are you stupid faggot die
are you mad at me
>>528344069
jarvis add the toon training hunter to my chud list
i hope im on your chad list
is thread pic st0ck if so i kneel......
biggest bench press biggest cock here btw
no stupid tourist thats veiny gock girl
>>528342532what was this it was instantly deleted grr
the amytheist miner is the kwuamer with the colossal blade
why is everyone so keen to advertise lately that they dont know how to use 4chan x or the archive
not downloading that spyware
>>5283451474chan x doesn't allow me to see the video, only the thumbnail
you can read the code to see what it does
how is javascript that you run locally and can audit yourself spyware
because im dumb and im scared of things i dont understand
oh you code? name 10 javascripts?
cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50h of your life every month to save $50
oh youre dumb? name 10 things you dont understand?
>>528345135the amethyst miner is the nonce posting images of 13 year old girls
im trying to stop going on the fyp so can we please try not to replicate it here
have you tried cooking faster or meal prep or easier meals in general
for me its the classic crock pot set it and forget it
>>528345615yeah and he has the colossal blade
yeah let me boil my rice faster
>>528345715a photoshopped blade
UGH god damn I'm dropping a huge shit rn
>>528340968you're a hag, kill yourself pedo
he should post it again from a differenet angle so we can check whether its shopped maybe from the side
girls over here making risotto
my curved bone is about 80% his size and the guys in porn are like way bigger so
>>528345939can i see please
sis is jealous not a good look
>>528345592microwaves
math
cars
sign language
bluetooth
nonstick pans
england
computers
geography
microplastics
>>528345969no im not shaved
>>528345592why come is space so big all the time?!
england and geography can probably be combined
catching black chincompas with my girthy average length uncut girlcock hangin out in the wilderness where anybody could come up and grab it
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im playing re2 and im out of ammo thats just fantastic by the way im still runeying @hallmonitors
im getting scared can someone just post it
guys in porn are smaller check r/measuredpornstars
>>528346295you said anybody what do you mean depends
as for me i often prefer to equip a dds
>>528346359i said anybody could, doesn't mean i have to make it easy for you
shilo village has some sexy babes
ok im combining england and geography to just england on my list of things i dont understand and im adding anteaters onto it im not really sure how they fuel themselves off ants because they are really big creatures and ants are so small the maths doesnt really add up in my head but thats because maths was on my list of things i dont understand
their incredibly long tongue allows them to suckle up like 40 ants in one go they are very efficient lickers you know
nobody understands maths not even the 142 iq math phd
you know theres some girlies that can smell ants like they can smell them if you have them in your house something to think about along with placing a trash bin next to your toilet
st0ck dox evidence of legitimacy please
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just advanced
its on account of the ant acid
i have a trash bin next to my toilet am i not supposed to
>no ma'am i run on thc caffeine and anger
>idn't that everybody nowadays
>*both laugh*
based
no you should its just something to think about
its polite to have a rubbish bin next to the toilet in case a girl goes in there on her period and really it benefits everyone because then you can throw your floss out without having to walk all the way to the kitchen bin
busy thinking about anteaters i would think about it more if i wasnt supposed to have one there i think varlamore was a missed opportunity to add anteaters they could have potentially added them as a hunter rumour task and i could smash them with a big boulder like pyre foxes
i dont want to hunt anteaters theyre so cool with their badger arms and weird tails
youre teeth are so fucked you need a dragon pick lol
i dont really want to hunt foxes either but sometimes thats how the proverbial cookie crumbles
is everything going to be ok i cant go to war im too cute to die
im doing some reading here and did you know that anteaters have to consume upwards of 200 nests worth of ants per day to satisfy their caloric needs which leads me to the question of where are they finding all these nests thats quite a lot
its your duty to die for israel so some appalachian goblin like jaycutie can go on his birthright to the levant and get a free tit job
me personally i think id chinchompa my co if i got drafted to die for the lizardmen
>>528347445So they’re basically Herblore hunters in disguise. Honestly reminds me of bird nest hunting at Woodcutting 99—just chopping magic trees like a lunatic hoping a nest drops with a crushed bird’s egg so I can maybe get one more Saradomin brew. Nature’s just grinding XP too.
>>528347396I will protect you cutie, stand behind me.
im gonna be pissed if the world ends before i can complete this infernal cape.......
>>528347603Probably just like when you say “good luck” at the start of a raid and the whole team DCs. Don’t take it personally — this game runs on spaghetti code and bad vibes.
>>528347727Bro you typed all that like you don’t have 600k worth of mithril seeds rotting in your bank and haven’t touched your kingdom since 2021. log in. slay a moss giant. touch grass (in game).
>>528347967can we erp now
in hindsight i'm glad st0ck didn't post any new lewds tonight because it's way too hot/humid for me to be going for my 3-5 hr weekend gooning sessions.
ive been learning a lot about heat indexes this week any other girls reading about wet bulbs or just me
wow you sound so smart its kind of getting my bulb wet
girl where were you when mailmen were wet bulbing all over the place a few years back
>>528348105only if it’s in the Lumbridge cow field while wearing full mime and speaking exclusively in quest dialogue
>>528348113you should be using that sweet st0ck encouraged stamina on a proper sweaty grind like 3-tick granite. stay hydrated, wear your graceful, and maybe turn your private chat to “friends” for the next few hours
this niggas ai sucks at least mine gives me reluctant incestuous handjobs
i think ai is unethical i prefer incestous handjobs from a real human
Dam, we lost almost 40 paying members because no pride.
its over girls...........
personally i prefer my handjobs lazily and uniterestedly given by st0ck while she browses her phone with her other hand
im not a mathemagician but its probably more like 500 subs if any of those are a babymoder since they subsidize bot farms subscriptions with their gold buying tendencies
i mrember when igot mole pet i was so high i spent the next 30 minutes rocking back and forth and moaning
>>528348594ok they got what the wanted good for them, what was the big deal?
>>528348917wow thats so interesting what would that sound like like can you post a vocaroo so i can imagine this better
>used 2 super restores by wave 37
how do i cope
>>528348973im post op sry
The Solution to Song of the Elves (#4)
osg sleepcall but really we all touch ourselves and everyone’s moaning collectively gets everyone off
that one threadgirl whos guaming with the mic muted after everyone falls asleep
im not doing that with john fag and jaygenocide
>>528349297lol that's fucked up don't expose me like that
it sounds like there is interest
im always down for a group tob and jerk after
im not joining another osg discord after what happened last time can you just post your cocks to the thread
who else slams they fat cock on they desk with a tremendous thud
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>>528347670based and true
>>528349335fuckk how did you know that i talk about israel in my sleep now i won't get invited :c
idk what i'm doing with my account rn i feel way too chill to do araxxor, i just got snackies so i'll probably just mine amethyst some more until i feel up to it
tempoross is harder than zuk
>>528349123Use prayer restore potions retard
can someone call me a good boy so i can just guam already im feeling pent up rn
so about my dream last knight of going to al kharid
>>528350140ok give me some :^)
>>528350360Just make some.
>>528350451i need those mixology points for the chug jug though
i dont have time for this shit right now i have to reach the centre of a maze as fast as possible
>>528350503Get both donkey it's not a bad grind
>>528350249*spits on your dds and casts plank make*
>>528350593true.. i actually have a ton of those points i could make some prayer regens
no really just one good boy and ill shoot a guamy load all over my tummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kqQDCxRCzM
i dedicate this song to all the threadgirls of /osg/ past present and future
maybe stop being disgusting youre giving the rest of us good boys a bad name
i cant believe we got ww3 before jhnd infernal well no i can believe it actually lmao
>>528350820you're a good boy, now a show us just how good you are by surprising us with what you have in your hands like last time. Make it really big, like a good boy!
i have a blood sceptre and divine rune pouch and rigour but i unironically wont use any of those at inferno because itll devalue what my grind could have been if i started inferno 4 years ago so im not going to
>>528350947thank you sm i just guamd and i love u now
finally a jhnd friendly guide
i wish d3k would call me a good boy
star wars battlefront 2 fucking owns, they should make a star wars runescape mmo
ive never been called a good boy :/
Js reminding us why they got kicked out of 103 countries
>>528349134holy shit that's genuinely depressing, godspeed anon
like an angel without wings
>>528349134it's ACKING TIME
achy breaky heart headass
>>528352184KYS freak dont ever reply to me again loser
he was actually replying to me but i do agree with your senitment
i cant wait for the 8+ months of colo attempts that will ensue after he gets his cape
i still think he'll buy the cape in a couple of weeks
he made it to healers its just a matter of time
allegedly he made it to healers
every time i made it to zuk i made it to healers what are u guys talking about. my last zuk was literally stabilized past healers+2nd set i just didnt have the damage to kill it before 3rd set, 3rd set spawned and instanuked the shield and i died instantly
how do you get a 3rd set with tbow and rigour i killed him today with eagle eye and 91 range before 3rd
is alex here i have a question
its a lot easier to miss ticks with tbow
john dad is poggers and will get the cape!
you dont have to kill any sets what the fuck are you talking about didnt have the damage to kill it jesus christ youre so dogshit at this game fuck you stop wasting my time stupid cunt
can we please be nicer to each other
no im just getting started
>>528353069im pretty sure i explained this, i overshot spawning healers by 2 damage because the tbow has insane damage range and i had to deal with the 2nd set and healers at the same time, and i did, killed the ranger and all healers
but i didnt have time to kill him before the 3rd set came out because the healers healed him too much. i think he went back up to like 600~ hp
this was before i had masori, i had the tbow and crystal+justi helm and i was using ranging cape instead of assembler
im training crafting so i can make a silver tiara so i can complete a clue scroll so i can go back to slipping my hands in peoples ppockets
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>>528353150wow he must have missed alot of ticks for that
>>528353529i did, it was nonstop 0s this is literally why i went for the masori+zv. hitting 0s like 50% of the time is so dogshit it makes me want to rip my hair out
me im downloading thps1+2 in preparation for thps3+4 on the 11th
it was bad rng sis the game is easy
i asked my rsbf one million times to preorder 3+4 and he hasnt done it yet
girl the foundry demo and wire frame tony arent that important
im the smartest poster itt
i want early access i wanna play it NOW the demo is important to ME
Personally I just paid for my cape
i dont even make the top 5 most retarded posters itt since mettya showed up
who are the top 5 smartest posters itt
probably me and 4 of my other personalities
erm ladies, anyone want a 5'8 bf?
not me I would fall asleep mid iq test
whats with the phallic black goo wyrm
me (142 iq) > despa >> KPOP IS BEST >>>> nut bladder > eel girl
yeah thats what i said here
>>528353978
>>528353856i dont understand how this is acceptable to anyone. why wear a flex item that you didnt get yourself? its so cringe, even borrowing gear like i did is cringe to a certain degree but i can kinda cope with the fact that im at least capable of making it to healers on crystal bowfa like i did the first time i made it there. the whole point is that its a challenge to learn and execute and if you can do it successfully you get a small token to prove you did it. it reminds me of those kids who aimbot in counterstrike and pretend like its their own skill. cheating to ruin someones game is another story, but claiming the aim is yours when its a bot is just silly
i remember when niggers on here were calling me john dad lol
its kinda fucked they made bam old and fat in the remake
its kinda fucked you keep changing the topic
i dont care about john faggot or his neverending story
bam got scanned last minute i guess they didnt want to go through the extra effort of aging him down
>>528354465you are bought a twisted bow masori and a kodai because you cant do it without complete max gear shut the fuck up retard look in the fucking mirror
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just advanced my mining level as foretold
i don't really care for jack ass. they weren't even cool like the bumfights guys
for me it was nitro circus
>>528354903he borrowed it... plenty of people have done that for all sorts of content you meanie
>>528354903you are probably trolling but
this setup + kodai + virtus top + occult
is what i made it to zuk my first time on and i went to healers with it
>>528355354kodai and virtus were borrowed so its even worse you couldnt even make it to zuk without borrowing gear youre a hippocrate
>>528355354How many of those items you got yourself?
I can't flick prayers so I don't do hard content.
>>528355470everything except the justi helm anguish and kodai which i got from a friend who no longer plays his main and only plays an iron. i still owe him these, they arent mine
now that john dad is getting close to inferno cape the new cope is that he borrowed gear to do it lol
>>528355661It's basically same as buying the cape.
>>528355661the virtus top is his too, my bad
>>528355708lol
>>528355742lol
What are the worthwhile drops from moons? Blue Moon's uniques in general don't seem too good
how do you guys balance osrs and rl? i've been wanting to hop back on but i'm no longer a neet and i spend all of my free time endurance running, is osrs mobile really viable for ironman on the go?
I could do inferno in less than 10 tries if I had the gear.
>>528355852I work from home
nigga escaped the prison just to come right back
https://voca.ro/1izOPwigS95a
loser shit, i'm just gonna be playing runescape tognith
>>528355889yeah i'm not giving it out just yet, i have history with that name online ya chum
st0ck was v. cute today well done !
/r/nicegirls moment from jaygroomie
>>528355936i, i think this may work out hmm...
wow jaygroomie is an incel who knew
i neglect my job and all of my real life responsibilities im extremely depressed and isolated
>>528355972by girl do you mean type a or b
>>528355852no friends no family no hobbies no job only osrs
>>528355972whomever u are, get a mic ya dweeb!!!!
no money no family 16 in the middle of varly
im not going to reply to that jaygroomie roo because ill be really mean but that would be like if i made a roo saying i went out on a date with this guy and paid so now he owes me sex
moreoever you dont know the reason they went out it could be a farewell party for a friend or something who is about to get deployed in runeywar3 and here you are throwing a tantrum because you werent invited to something for close friends stop being an abusive manipulative pos fuck you too
no he may have a big hat but thats ralsei from deltarune
>>528356281more like ONIONS big hat
ha, goteem
no they iz taking mah bucket
nothing wrong with buying inferal cape it's just like buying any other piece of equipment.
fuck i forgot there was a filter for that
>>528355964i don't have anything else to play
i need to fill that void
>>528356321he's my sweet sweet gote boy <3
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>>528356171aw :( im in the same boat minus the job part but hey, it's miserable being a wageslave too
im a neet right now but osrs consumed my school life last semester. im maxing and getting my cape before september and then taking a long overdue break
st0ck was it u that called me a good boy earlier when i shot guammy ropes all over tummy
why did alex have maggots on his thigh and why is his gock small
>>528357525they were tablets you idiot ... and his girlcock is perfectly as it should be for his role as a bottom.
tablets are much bigger than that you can play osrs on them
she never said what kind of tablets they are but iykyk and its not hard tkiyk
st0ck told me she wasnt on hrt
; ) ; ) ;)
i like when she puts little easter eggs for us in the lewds
>>528357761HMM is that so
she said some pervert paid her to take that photo she didnt even take it for you. pathetic simps
st0ck said he was paid to take the picture keep up bitch
>>528357781where are the new pics
i like a bottom with a large wilderness lever and for that reason and many others im out
>>528357912so we got it for free whilst some other dude funded it for us?
E P I C
you probably got an ad version while the other guy got hole and it was all to isolate you on discord and groom you into sending him money for more pics
so i take it you have to be a neet to play, any normie player experiences? anyone?
>>528358205if st0ck wants me to send him some coffee money for being hot i'll fucking do it
this is a neet and deadbeat game go away
>>528358220can you not come into our space with retarded questions and sexual images what the heck is your problem
okay well then message him on discord we dont care get the fuck out. tourists leave simps leave
does SODMG still play osrs?
>>528358334holy beast.....
>>528358205you dont know what grooming is. you just described a transactional exchange retard
>>528358293it's borderline sfw and i've played the game far longer than you
he's not a beast he's a jealous hater lol
>>528358462no it's pending a 14 day deletion but ask again in a week or two
st0ck is bigger than me...
>>528358580idm talking. i'll make a burner if you don't want to post your rsn
st0ck is maybe 4 inches at most and incredibly thin
>>528358462no it's pending a 14 day deletion but ask again in a week or two
>>5283585502006 but dropped before osrs mobile released, mainly why i'm asking!!!
finna hit st0ck with the robotic BBC
st0ck isn't even gay he's just thirst trapping all of the straight lads as a performance of her power
https://youtu.be/tyz0fIHQyso
gn
>>528358731you dont have to rub it in...
>>528359001my condolences
4clan seems pretty gay ngl
try reading the 300 posts above yours
many years ago i hooked up with a cute asian guy his dds was probably 3 or 4 inches and his skin was really tight like he wasnt underweight but just smooth and tight anyways we didnt fuck because i will never stick my dlong in another guys bum but we did everything else and had a good time and kissed a lot and i had a great time
what anime should i watch
i dont like tds and i dont want to kill 3 within 3 seconds
>>528358220wow that girl has a giant clit
regarding the wilderness bot farm ive noticed through my own experimenting that there are actually several distinct bot farms at each piece of content each with their own scripts of varying quality so i dont think a jmod is involved at least not directly
i think its good and right to do crimes against your place of employment
>>528359947nah i misclicked. gonna start closing the thread when im in there so i can focus. if i stream is there some way to hide my friends list?
>>528360354click the sad face to toggle ignores
how good is your flicking jhnd
i need a good boy to take st0ck's place when she's offline. Please be feminine and extremely submissive and easily ruffled.
>>528360754yes yes yes yes whats your discord <.>
come on jhnd lets watch your borrowed cape attempts
I'm ready to do jad gear wise but I still don't want to do it :(
i dont think its fair for jaycutie to be on her high horse about making on topic posts when the hole post alone is equivalent to about 10000 off topic posts
might start mining barronite in the next couple days but im not sure i might also play pandas thats in a month
what do I need to do on an ironman to not be considered in "early game" anymore
>>528361420zuk and colo imo
i think hm solo tob would be a good idea
if hm solo tob is end of early game then whats mid / late / end
>>528360754what is st0ck like on disc i was going to msg her but im shy
>>528361562This sounds like the least meme response but at the same time fuck I'm still missing all the grandmaster quests :(
>>528361647hes retarded no joke you might as well talk to your pet goldfish
mid is completing all clogs except pic rel and end game is going for pic rel completion
>>528361719post cg grind you are at end game barros and moons are mid game
>>528360493what if it flipped back and i showed my list , i think id sooner just delete names that you guys dont know than rely solely on that. my friends never log in anyway so it doesnt even matter
>>528360549thats a hard question to answer briefly. i think im pretty bad but its enough to get me through the waves with most of my brews intact. consider that i went in originally and died repeatedly to wave 14/15 because blobs felt impossible to deal with and now they're mostly a minor annoyance, like in cases where i forget to put my tank armor back on and im tanking them. i 1t alternate vs pillar stacks (back or front doesnt matter), rarely ever do 2t alternating, rarely ever try to set up offticks, i can 1 tick lazy flick every mob type (but i dont even try to lazy flick bats or mini blobs i just camp) overall id rate my gameplay "lazy" and "needs improvement". probably be a mix of hilarious and enraging for experienced players to watch
*services inferno cape*
what are you going to do about it chudcel?
im considering buying the rsn 88 so a chud cant have it
buy 88 and give it to jhnd
>the "best" pet hunters are just lucky as fuck
born to mine amethyst forced to wrangle alts
kacy is the best pet hunter and hes far from lucky so i think you should check your privilege chud
thanks i wouldnt understand rng without your green text
i got my oshi's name so no chud can take it
what if the last thing you see before global nuclear armageddon is a pic of jhnd in his new cape
i have 800 days played and no zuk kc :\
i thought coxie was the best pet hunter because he spends real world money from youtube to boost everything
are you nice i can get you one
shut up bitch im doing it myself once i can afford a tbow
bich 800 days played and no tbow thats literally need like 30k per hour stupid ass nigg
>>528361647calling st0ck dumb is just a meme, she's extremely nice to me and always nice to anyone I see her interact with.
if i had real world money from youtube id spend it on a mousepad that charges the mouse
cant get favors and money and attention if youre a rude bitch 24/7 thats what we call grooming
>>528362358https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWsUbOsJqRc
seems like a mousepad that charged your mouse would give you cancer
i think boaty had one of those mousepads and then his skin exploded coincidence i think not
>>528362574well i could afford a tbow but it would mean selling my 200k redwood logs and my herbs and a lot of items i spent time passively obtaining and i dont want to do that
i sleep with my phone next to my head so i probably already have brain cancer
i have a tbow and im maxxxed
>>528362815but if you get cancer you can get 1 free account unbanning
>>528362932that would explain your posts
any edaters I promise im not st0ck
im gonna be called the n word D:
GIVE ME ATTENTION IM CUTE AND BRATTY TALK ABOUT ME INSTEAD PLEASE
>>528362885hollup boaty's damn skin exploded off him?
im not bratty im sarcastic
when is that hairy bitch going to shave her thighs and make her threadgirl debut
>>528363113google images b0aty
>>528363141omg this could be me...
if youre debuting as a threadgirl do you start with thigh pics or an in game screenshot and
well theres a killer on the loose insomnia christ fucker rape me
start with one of these
>>528363271
a true threadgirl never shares anything other than toon pics in the thread and even then its rare
>>528363216omg... i had no idea
why does he have a weird whale fetish
b0aty is much wider these days some might say husky
>>528363323um thats a lot i need a manager
>>528361834I hope so, cuz it's exactly what I'm doing right now
Barrows and moons that is
Speaking of, what moons drops are worth? eclipse and bloods? blue seems kinda ass
probably the craziest log you'll ever see.
6 spirit seeds
dragon spear
dragon med helm
steel arrows
adamant javelin
dragonfruit tree seeds
like this is 1 in a billion log.
some guys have this thing where they always have to be growing we can expect either fat boeh or jay cutler boeh as the end result
>>528363549https://bdsmtest.org/
>>528363323i already posted mine
>>528363568er actually getting all those items in that order is like one in one googillion learn probability maybe?
>>528363558blue is good for ToA so you don't have to bring melee swap and if you don't have ahrims it's pretty much a replacement for it
>>528363673I'm still missing Ahrim's chest and hood so uit might be worth getting then, ty
kodai or blood sceptre for afking scurious?
virtus ely max basically just gonna afk it since i finished all my other afkable pets
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kodai its been awhile since i did it but i think kodai elidinis f is fine you dont need an ely
>>528364070ayoooooooo what's your disc?
alright just got 20 bonds for my ironman, gonna take a break and play some other games then comeback & my ironman grind again.
>>528364260if i make one will you add me..
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am i threadgirl material i also play a helmie so thats a plus right
Stop adding group content.
>>528365196Hey you're not me I only have the staff and dual machuawhatevers
the lizardmen are still getting specced out by al kharid
>>528365716ty
>>528365690my luck here has been pretty good. i decided to go do a few kc just because i saw those posts and first one gave the item you were talking about shit made me laugh
>>528361968i can be your bf if you're cute (i dont play osrs currently tho i only slay the occasional goblin)
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>>528365778jesus I did almost the same number of runs and have 2 weapons and nothing else
>>528365843yea you got the best item though macas are fucking sick
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who fwm
>>528366040what goes around comes around
>>528365425N-
no wait, RIGGER
oh my god you're all such degens <3 I love it !!!!!!!!!!
>>528365997Really? I was shooting for the atlatl, getting tired of my rune xbow and whenever I ask for an upgrade people say that or bowfa
>>528366408nigga stfu LMAO
theres nothing wrong with wanting to be babied a tiny bit
>>528366412>>528365997On that note, how do I use the macas, the only 2 use cases over my zombie axe so far I found were grinding combat on sulphur naguas, or dumpstering the blue moon
It's not even better agaisnt the yellow moon, which is weak to stab
>>528367838why what did they do
>>528366826wtf is this luck
but yea its access to grinding your melee combats up pretty quickly on the nagas. if you dont have bowfa then atlatl will be more useful generally
>>528367967yeah what about, nigga?
>>528368130you think your replies are better just because you have pictures? i could upload pictures too if I wanted to but I don't need to use your tricks
>>528367989Gz
Yeah bowfa isn't coming home anytime soon, I am not very good at PVM and CG sounds terrifying
Took me ages to beat Vanstrom Klause lol, whenever I'd reach halfway through the 2nd phase my heart felt like it was going to explode, CG will destroy me
>>528368130ABOUT IT*
fuck fuck FUCK it's so over bros
>>528368229erm yeah kind of buddy
>>528368249you die a lot at the beginning but youll eventually go positive and it will feel a lot better. its not as bad as everyone says it is in terms of difficulty. what youre justified in dreading is how much you may end up having to do it. i got spooned there but you might too
>>528368416>eventually go positivehaha yeah....
>>528368249I was you couple months ago, but it's seriously all in your head. You can do everything in the game, but it might take extra practice. Just do tier 2 prep and don't listen to anyone who tells you to do tier1 unless you feel like you're ready.
>>528368416I recently got 4 berserker rings in like 70 kills on Dag Rex, so I'm guessing I'll get Bowfa in at least 1000 tries
>>52836841615 armor seeds and 9 weapon wtf. I ended at 375kc 8 and 1 I'm already low on shards.
>>528368575heres the worse part im not even iron so i just sold the extras
wow babymoder sells items incredible posts keep it up
>>528368249literally the same story as me and cg helped me learn and gain confidence to do more content.
It took me much much much longer than the average person to get cg down, but now i am close to getting infernal cape.
Everything is hard until you learn it and practice it.
>>528368891>but now i am close to getting infernal cape.How long ago were you doing CG?
>>528368958Started CG around 1 year ago.
beware of psychopaths, u are warned boys
where are they i wanna kiss them
silly anon! agp males aren't women!
>>528369213Gotcha, but yeah I'm slowly getting better already. I heard that SOTF is mechanic wise harder than all of the grandmaster quests save for DT2 anyway
Hopefully I can get my quest cape soonish and then go to the bowfa grind
>>528369764is that ashley jenkins why do i recognize that blonde woman
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posting bear feet
gn st0ck gn midzy gn jaycutie gn etna rock gn KPOP IS BEST gn osg and gn kyouran
>>528369941idk may just be a random booth babe but i'm gonna go pass out nao
>>528370420idk who u are but gn regardless anon!!!!!
hehe stupid faladorians going to be sent to al kharid and all die
https://youtu.be/QGD25KekY_c
minin'
>>528371113hehe
now that the dust has settled is mgk a poser
yeah hes lame and so is tom macdonald
I'm going to max my account I named after my oshi to make her proud.
jarvis access the jagex mainframe and get me a list of hololive based usernames, stat.
Not hololive I'm not a npc
err /osg/ is ruled by our queen nerissa we await her return
just tried wealthy citiznes
this game is fucking ezscape redditscape ironscape troon shit. back in my day i had to black jack arabs for that kind of xp
omfg wait until she goes to the houses....
isnt ardy knights still faster
u have to spam click knights so you can't do stuff on another acc
7th spirit seed from phantom muspah 270kc wtf
of 5 trannies 3 must pay the price
vardorvis more like piss-poo man
i am trans incel
women are my misery
amethyst mining
how does one become incel
were they just cursed with an unfortunate physical appearance or is it something deeper
they were cursed with an unfortunate mind
wut
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I got 70 in every combat skill.
So like 70 attk/def/str/range/mage/prayer
I completed the fight cave last night after three attempts and now I've just started slayer.
das rite
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>>528377105Behold, my sick ass cape and my chud ass skills. Apparently I need 99 in everything for inferno :(
>>528377252you look ridiculous
>97% voyeur
>53% ageplayer
shenny moment
jarvis, summarize the latest gnomonkey video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=506IyWTTY-I
our thoughts?
>>528378045fake person and fake story, she likes runecraft and agility? this is a perfectly constructed fake story to piss me off (i'm a neckbeard redditor btw)
i need a millennial rswife so fucking bad
>>528378045Its a cute story but its fairly recent, she's talking 2009. A few years too late to experience the golden years of runescape.
However that being said, OSRS is now re-entering its new golden era. Be prepared.
need a hagwife who has entered menopause so she can focus on being my runecraftslave
>>528379338for 35m i can do that for u
I must kill 80 lesser demons.
i want a gentle dommy mommy here is my resume btw
>>528366393
im doing step back now and this is way too easy i thought it would be hard
>double medium gotr first spawns
https://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/1lgxm96/the_biggest_stack_of_hard_and_elite_caskets_to/
>they'll never finish the 3rd age col log, it's impossi......ACK ACKA ACCCKKKKK
back in 2006 I was a member of a runescape hacking forum called rsunlocked, it was the retarded child of a forum called "scythe", which for some reason we disliked
we had our own runescape password brute forcer tool and possibly a bot. After about two weeks they made me something called a "middle man"
The reason they did this was because back in the day you used to be able to buy runescape membership via text. With a little psyop you could make lonely old men text the number and give you the code if you pretended to be a hot girl
>literally jerking off old men for runescape membership
Anyway I shared this with the forum and thats how i became a middle man
a middle mans job was to be the middle man in gp buys, so if someone on the forum bought like 10m you would need a middle man, the gold seller would trade to the middle man, the buyer would pay the seller, then the middle man would give the gold to the buyer
on my first middle man job i was in charge of 35mill.
as soon as I got the gold I just logged out, then drop traded it elsewhere to my main account
i came back later under a pseudonym and used the gold to buy an account, this account was then stolen off me a number of times, eventually i gained control of the account
this was almost 20 years ago
>>528381882wrong game lil bro
Pretending to be a girl for $7 is crazy, consider your self worth, I get at least $100 or an out of stock pokemon center plush for that
>>528383053I was about 13-15 at the time. I would've sold my dignity for much less
excuse me will there be another john dad crashout today i would like to know in advance
>>528383053infact now weighing it up, I was getting about 6 codes an hour, which is a bit more than minimum wage these days.
gm st0ck gm midzy gm jaycutie gm etna rock gm KPOP IS BEST gm osg
You didn't say GM to me, but I'm glad you woke up anyway
Should I get my fang kit before the TOA changes, or just wait for them to make it easy
let's lock a hard diary behind killing shit monsters for crap xp in the security stronghold and also make the items quite rare so anon really wants to kill himself
how come youre all in secret discords and groupchats without me its not fair
>>528384681if you're having hard time getting bone sceptre just quit the game
>>528385528what an incredibly jewish reply
im just in the gscord and the rsgfcord thats what i call the dm with my rsgf
>>528385590sorry, i hope jagex will make everything more common so you have easier time :)
why would you be mean to her shes trying her best
Do green dragons for 2 hours so you can buy a cannon and get your scepter in 1 hour
do people actually fight 3 tormented demons at once for their grind? i dont understand the point of this design gimmick
its just ca content but you can cheese that ca with a serp helm and venom
i hope they dont keep making content just for cas
>>528389636you only have to flick 2 so its pretty easy
>>528389636lol ive never seen anyone fighting more than one
>>528391346but would you actually do that for grinding out 3 synapses and 2 claws? its 2.5x effort for probably quite a bit less than 2x kph
i guess the intention is to encourage people to learn prayer flicking but these things have too many smart mechanics like auto offtick that make them not very comparable to most places youd flick
>>528392078no ofc not. no clue where you're getting 2x kph from either; you still have to kill 1 at a time
>>528392194im talking about the extra dps from getting to smack more things with dh/ballista, outside of cas thats the reason youd fight multiple at once its just not worth it imo
to me the design is like they wanted to try making a more intuitive version of demonic gorillas. and they succeeded, except for some reason they decided to keep the stupid 50/50 when it switches from melee to one of the ranged styles
>>528392287yeah i cba with the effort. imo gwd minions are the best way to practice off-ticking
i will reiterate my iron has never been signatory to the geneva conventions
hope i get an acb or sgs today
>>528336307 (OP)Who the fuck plays this boring no life shit?
>>528392751good luck bitch
>>528392809try getting a fire cape and tell me its boring
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>concept art of the upcoming delve boss
his arms are half a face?
whats with all the demon bosses will he be immune to demonbane weapons on release too
it lets them powercreep in a specific subset only so ⅓ of new pvm will be demons and ⅓ dragons sorry
yeah but they always freak out at hlc twitters reaction and hotfix it so scythe is bis so who even cares
Tummycorders... assemble!
imagine a size 10 shooting star landing right there at that exact moment
its not the hlc that has an issue with it they could implement several megarare quality items a year devaluing others and its not like i wouldnt be able to afford it its the piss babies with like 4-5b bank and 80% of that is megarares that dont want those items devalued and theres far more pissbabies than there are true hlc players
what percent of vocal self described hlc are actually pissbabies though because jagex listens to them just look at the gnomonkey yama situation
>>528395656whats the story with the middlegirl..
i want to say thats numazu? im hagmode so my memory is not so good
who are the demons congregating at ge? they are scary
can anyone tell me what my opinion is on the upcoming changes to the game
I just got my first megarare a week ago and you're saying 5b is piss babie right in front of me.
what do i have to do to be considered part of the hlc, is that a party only for maxxed people with zuk helm and all megarares or can i just be a high total level iron with a few bis slots, i want to be wrong snarkily(with self imposed authority)
taking a break from araxxor to steal from fruit stalls
all upcoming changes are good and you are a happy girl
starving myself until i look like st0ck
*desperate for lolcow voice* anyone can be hlc make a twitter or a youtube channel and start sharing your opinions
I don't even read the updates I just vote yes on everything.
>>528396745okay, as a part of the hlc, the only thing i've ever voted no to was the changes to chinchompas bc i liked how they worked before, i think it's easyscape to not lose your chinners and it's not fair that i've lost like 1k black chinners on death and now new people get to keep theirs :c
>>528396613step 1 infernal cape
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thats a perfect hlc post because its an example of the trolley car problem and how you dont want what you did to be devalued even though its an obvious outlier to how everything else works
heres your badge welcome to the hlc
>>528396474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIAGBBDmL8
i made this image last night pls tell me im cringe and self indulgent
>>528396997i think it's literally the only change that's ever been made that i've had a problem with =v=
>>528397061i might, can i do it with an acb and adamant diamond bolts, i got the ancient staff upgrade thing too i think ppl say that's important, i've not looked into it at all
>>528397234yayyyy omg you made this for me i'm so happy <3 <3 <3 <3
sailing is a good start but we really need more skills
they should do it the same way they did it when the game first came out and just start adding loads of new skills for specific things
like when they went "oh let's add a skill where players can make their own bows and arrows instead of having to buy them from one shop in varrock". something like that would never pass today because people would be like "omg why dont u just add all the bows and arrows as drops from slayer mobs grrrrrrr we dont need a skill for that" so they should just add loads of them and ignore the players imo
>>528397528i dont really like you ngl but nothing would make me happier than you getting a cape before john fag
i get along with john fag(endearing), he probably knows more abt inferno than me i might ask him for advice on how to get started
I thinknwe should get a vaping skill and when we sesh with the homies it goes up and unlocks new flavors and bigger clouds.
And maybe buffs to focus that give you crit chance or something.
you actually have to be good at the game to get a cape with an acb and blessed dhide
>>528397616true. first order of business is splitting potion mixing apart from herblore and having herblore just be for identifying and cleaning herbs
then add ratkilling, goblin slaying, bovicide etc
firefighting so you can put out fires you started
we have agility for running so they could add leisurely strolling as a skill
i think they should fire arcane and make gnomonkey the lead designer
Can confirm, I suck at the game so I waited until shadow, gonna send another attempt in a few minutes.
whos coming to despas 200m fishing party next week
sorry most of us will be in ww3 and wont be able to make it
my twink wife jcw just taught me that you can change what shift click withdraw in the bank interface does on a per item basis
They should ban gay people from the armed services, I'm too pretty to get blown up by a ballistic missile unu
wait jcw apparently is married in real life wtf kill me now
im kind of like jcw but less talkative and not good at the game
>>528397973i don't have any blessed dhide lol, but ya i've been aware for a while that if i was possessed with the spirit of woox i could do pretty much any content in the game with my current gear but since i'm bad i just have to keep getting gear upgrades and trying stuff to figure out where my gear to skill ratio is
lil bro got filtered by cg and thinks he can do inferno
woox sucks gnomonkey clears him nowadays
gnomonkey is such a boss he clears his hcim and his bank all the time
top 5 pvmers all time
1. b0aty
2. gnomonkey
3. odablock
4. itswill
5. xzact
mfw anon got filtered by tarns lair zombies because they've never gone out of their way to kill them for rune nails and i have
>>528399384ohh is that true, i just hold woox as the first good at runescape guy i heard of and first person i watched do impressive stuff so he's kinda my ideal of person who is good at the game
did you forget midzy in that list
>>528392945i did, it's gay
wow my ex would always say that
let me elaborate, i did like a dozen regular gauntlet attempts when i unlocked prif to check it out, i've never done corrupted gauntlet, it's just not content that i find interesting or that i want to engage with, none of the rewards are bis so they're not needed for progression, and the amount of irons i've heard throw themselves into this and then become suicidal and quit just make it seem not worth it, so for you to say i was filtered by something i've never engaged with and that i've just evaluated as uncessary is a bit silly, a bit like saying you got filtered by tarns lair zombies bc you could just dedicate the time and make a black dhide shield with rune nails you got from there, you would probably say that doesn't seem worth my time, necessary, or like something i would want to do in the first place, like skipping getting rune nails for a black dhide shield and just getting one of the ranged wards, i am skipping crystal and getting tbow
love you, signed: a member of the hlc
>>528399663st0ck should be in this list if you're talking about ToB
why the fuck do you cunts have so many trannies in yer ranks jesus fucking christ get a hold of yourself anons
wtf why is meriipu being chuddy
death taxes and chuds infatuation with trans i swear to god every single one of them
anon, yer brainrotted jeez
have some of my morning rum
I'm a crossdresser not trans
this will save me literally minutes or even an hour of time as i become the new zulrah goat https://youtu.be/f8ofmjszJ9w freaking huge
>>528402189pre or post twink death? and uh, rsn sir?
plarp tuah shit in that thang!
>>528402338i just wanna GRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Oh, I accidentally got ward kit, too bad I'm poor.
>>528402338Guy still ask me to crossdress for them, so must be pre.
I don't want to give out my rsn.
It's not that I don't trust you, just some other people in here are weird.
wow 445 massive for the babymoder
>>528402317*in odablock's voice* you're a disgusting trannysarus rex? what the zuck... ain't no way!
I was just practicing dehydration, I think boulder dash is gonna filter me for 500. I have to BP the boulders twice :c
>>528403694pretty hot desu & no worries anon i get it, maybe someday we'll exchange goodies ;3
i really like moons i think there should be more stuff like moons where its a self contained skilling bossing experience
any1 getting tired of chunk content?
I would rather watch one piece a 5th time while I do runey than watch anyone else's progress vlog.
>>528353871i was gonna do some muspah but then i remembered it was a shit boss that adds 3 min to your time randomly so im playing slay the spire instead while watching runey vids
i remember the exact moment i realized this game is kind of like a rhythm game was when i was doing the jaguars part of blood moon so it will always be a special place to me
chat im going to the store what should i get
i have to do my first zulrah kill on hcim
kind of scared
ever since i quit rs ive been trying to become a micro influencer on x (formerly twitter)...
>>528406428is that sexy anime in the pic you irl?
i should become a twitter influencer and just start posting 4chan stuff and stuff from /osg/
yeah thats kind of what im doing but reposting memes from /g/
atlatl boys!
https://youtu.be/8_exwiYscW4
>>528406428is that you in the picture i can do it for you if yes
just got my account from 2004 back and it was hacked and used as a zulrah bot LMFAO
>>528408103how do you know it was from 2004
>>528408103oldschool runescape was released in 2013 so that's impossible
>>528408159because that is when i made it retard?
why didnt anyone tell me that the new episode of one piece is out
wait its a freaking recap gjg
>>528408264how do you know you made it in 2004
i cant feel my face is there something wrong with me
no you are perfect as you are, learn to accept yourself as you are in this moment
omg just got a ankou slayer task i fang these in the catacombs with proselyte armour and chivalry prayer right?
nettle tea (gnarly)
despa (gnarly)
cooked chicken (gnarly)
party in the player owned house (uh huh)
actually it should be (gassy) instead of (gnarly) to be osg related
im going to watch 28 days later now if anyone even gives a shit about me
>>528410667if youre lazily training melee combats sure
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just freaking clogged one from my backlist
make sure you actually use chivalry and not piety though it has less prayer drain
>>528411517gz
do you think atlatls will be more expensive once the darts can be crafted?
burning lobsters to get my cooking level
was level 1 earlier
now 44
going for 55
do you think d333cay will ever come back or is she gone for good
gone for good especially if she finds out what happened to alex
all the chuds scared her off for good
she was here 2 nights ago and the ones saying shes gone forever are most likely just trying to cover
>>528414146that wasnt her tho
burning swordfish in edgeville
seriously dont think she ever left
ah you were at my side all along
it reach that lil dingly thing that swing in the back of her throat
thats a uvula
https://youtu.be/zLuDFBQFcmQ
i had to transcribe this to get the lyrics because they arent posted anywhere, AI is such a nice tool
just found the cooking location in the rogues den
burning swordfish there now
st0ck what is your type do i have a chance im cute
>>528416536try myth's guild
>>528416969only just restarted a few weeks ago, think ive completed 14 quests.
got my fire cape yesterday though in the sweaty heat
something about that image of steve buscemi with 4 eyes makes me extremely uncomfortable