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>>528263186>NewsFahkumram Gameplay Trailer + Armor King teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
Season 2 Spring & Summer Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60
>Patch Noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1303
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1308
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363
>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page
>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/
>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation
>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 Important key moves for each character and easy comboshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#
>>528402814 (OP)Lighting really does make all the difference in how character models look.
>>528402814 (OP)What are they watching?
You're thinking about how much you want to **** Lili, aren't you?
>>528402814 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9f4Y5Dfzik
>>528403108A very underrated anime from 2009 called phantom: requiem for the phantom
cs2 major grand finals coming up soon let's go
>>528403623No, I could literally raise my foot and flatten her to the ground.
>>528403542need a rimjob from anna
>>528403792how tall are you nigga
what are your hopes for the July patch for Tekken 8?
>>528403987No hopes. I'm not even interested in DLC announcements after that nigger faggot Fakh
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
GENMAJI TEMPLE IS MY CITY
you just know lili would listen to lana del rey
Ask Harada on Twitter every character's favorite albums.
lili is low-key incestual
think about it
your mother was a man
don't think about it
https://streamable.com/kl92bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j9DfYtJkgk
we introduced women into gaming, that's what went wrong
pokemon, sf2 and tetris did that +30 years ago
>we are closer to 2040 than to 2010
tekken is a woman's game because it's mostly dudes
I would do unspeakable things to be on this couch in between these 2
All Tekken characters should've been women.
the real world ended in 2012, this is hell
>WEG shit
You would do unspeakable things to a dog at this point
>focusing on the feet
retard artist should be focusing on the sweaty thighs
feet are a dogshit fetish
"death to america" is trending today.
it's been trending for centuries if you think about it
>>528407773answer the FUCKING QUESTION
something tekken will never have
>>528408003Lurk 3 more years
>>528408538oh so you don't know either, gotcha
i just woke up, am i going to iran still? whats the news
>>528408003We Enjoy (T)Girls
it's called Persia, and there's a game of it
>>528408003western erotic games
>>528407773NOW I CAN LEAVE
>>528408416>Xiaoyu teacher's pet
>Zafina Substitue foreign language teacher
>AsukaMisfit tomboy
>LidiaEnglish teacher on eternal maternity leave
homosexuality is a sin(lili says this)
then I'm a sinner (kazuya main btw)
i want to have dirty anal sex with lili and im genuinely not fucking kidding. she is so fucking attractive i would fucking eat her shit oh my god
Control yourself, young man
i cant wait for persian refugee girls
lili is vaginal only(after marriage)
>i cant wait for persian refugee girls
nigga you will get former male only IRGC members and we both know this
why can't Harada just collab with shonen jump?
>anal sex
>while there is a fine pussy nearby
i genuinely don't understand this
is this gay coded?
The next original character is gonna be Pakistani kabaddi mishima wrestler
Jun's chocolate hole is definitely loose after Kazuya
Just sayin'
Leo's too but from lots and lots of gay anal sex
>Jun's chocolate hole
she cleans her ass every day you faggot
Boke on the other hand...
She can heal it tight with her Kazama powers thoughbeit
>>528410629Yeah anal sex is a degenerate deviancy. Pussy sex will always be superior.
>>528410085Oh yeah where's my Ukrainian refugee gf? I've been waiting for 3 years.
lili doesn't shave
nasty french bitch
>>528411049Lidia is right here
>>528403192Only because of posts like this
>>528411156sorry bro but she's mine
>>528411278That bitch's 2b "cosplay"\crossover has the be The Worst ever. Pathetic ugly troon shit.
Rainbow 6 is for faggots.
>>528410629honestly anon, i like scat but fictional only. i think the idea of a really cute girl doing something regarded as universally vile turns me on.
lili is underage
stop sexualizing her you sick fucks
>>528411460she's an Albino WW bro, how could I resist?
>>528411485Legal in her country
Underage girls don't look like this
Also
>>528411673Modern politics autism about age and sex fucked you up
star wars battlfront 2 is actually fun game to wind down to
lili is hot but not cute
cute women > hot women
>>528412202queue siege x with me bruh
>>528412374im down to try it but my friend says its autistic af cause of all the sweats that know every peak angle. my friend says he would rather play cs cause he can at least carry in that. shill me siege cause i wanna play it
>>528412328i agree but lili is also very fucking cute lol
>>528412459>its autistic af cause of all the sweats that know every peak anglesomething something knowledge checks, something something 200 moves for each character
>>528412413Me on the right (kill me please)
>>528412202i just bought it on sale but it's 90 fucking gigabytes and i have no space
>>528412538like i said im down to try it but we already get full tilt on deadlock
>>528412576same my ssd is in red
>>528412576delete tekken 8
>>528412624siege combat > deadlock combat
also it's not as tilting because the games are shorter
d8's reviews better not go back to mostly positive, not after everything they've pulled
I would be playing PoE2 but 0.2 is a fucking garbage
>>528412773play grim dawn
open source tekken clone with 5dr + ttt2 gameplay and 2 separate queues for solo and tag...
>>528413250i keep hearing this game shilled all the time, does it have the same amount of depth like these GAAS ARPGs?
>shilled
that word lost all meaning, just like like the word TEKKEN
>>528413546what makes it stand out? with D4, PD2, PoE 1&2 and Torchlight Infinite, people have a lot of options nowadays
>>528413250Ok torrenting it rn
>>528413517Play what? PoE2?
No thanks bro
>>528412413>>528412462she's too tall and busty to be cute
>>528413668probably the fact that you can make your character dual class a few hours into the game, opens up a ton of variability and playstyles.
>>528414163cute can mean a lot of things, you pedophilic son-of-a-bitch
boke is also cute
raff
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>>528414163How tall are you?
>>528414326>boke is also cute
>>528414197that's it? that's not really enticing, how's the endgame, the combat, the loot?
>>528414163lingsissy is that you????
>>528414434nah, on text posts, she usually adds nonsensical emojis cuz she's an attention whore
https://x.com/hitochiwa/status/1936286490025410582
HYPE MOMENT
harada fucked up by making lili 180 cm
>>528414615enjoy your mommy fetish somewhere else nigga
>>528414604>100 y.o. people play Tekken 8
>>528414604we will be like that playing tekken 25
>>528414767nigga you enjoy flat as a board midgets oh my days
i'm calling the cops on your bitch nigga ass
in /tekgen/, we jerk off to fertile, big-breasted, blonde white women ONLY
>>528414163>>528414612Nobody cares what anyone on the Tekken team writes it's borderline incoherent schizo babble.
Lili is 176 at most WITH her boots on, end of story.
>heightautist is shitposting again
don't take him seriously
>>528414326She's more in the sexy department than cute because of her huge tits
and look at the outfit she's wearing in your own screenshot
>>528415495BOKE IS A CUTE DORK THAT HAPPENS TO HAVE A SMOKING BODY, FUCK OFF FILE EXTENSION
>>528415057nigga i'm really sorry that not only your father but your mother abandoned you but normal men don't want to be carried giant bitches
>>528415447>k*nglet gets MOGGED by RRRRRRRREINA MISHIMA>but it's actually 5'4 vs 6'6
holy FUCK silverside is so good bros
you cannot even choke her where the fuck is her neck
Lili is primarily cute in fact. Her outfit, character archetype is towards cuteness
Now when she's naked, which she's naked most of the time here in tekgen, she's more hot than anything yes. But that's just a tekgen thing
>nigga i'm really sorry that not only your father but your mother abandoned you but normal men don't want to be carried giant bitches
SAAAAR
DO NOT REDEEM LITTLE GIRLS
he doesn't stand straight you reinrat
>>528415257Based
DOA5 looked better than DOA6
ESL genre
ESL game
ESL general
she's cute even when naked
>13,72821 degrees knee bend makes you lose ~50 cm of your height
But you I agree that king is not straight
>>528416135DOA6 looks like DOA5 models getting ported to a glossier lighting engine and that's it lol
lily is taller than Indian men and weighs the same
>But you I agree
hello sar
lili solo trip to india...
But yeah*
Anyways you're a fag
>>528414767projecting your oedipus complex there bud
i love eating
i love food
and i will never stop
Lili would still be shorter than me even when she's wearing her heels.
Official info from bio (design intent and specific numbers that character creators had in mind when making a character > ingame models suffering from balanceengineaesthetic limitations etc.
Everyone knows this
It's been like that for decades
If it's states that character is X cm and Y kg - that's is true
>b-but
No.
>>528417086Finally a high IQ post
>>528417161Alcina, my beloved
>>528417161women should all just be built like this desu, we men needs more to love
>we men needs more to love
I almost posted a random anime porn image. Holy shit I even solved the captcha but stopped myself from hitting a submit button at the very last second...
>>528417161I've seen her cock be the size of Ethan
Reina is taller than Lili in fact
>>528417086You're retarded. If a bio states that the character is black, for example Lili, would that mean Lili is black?
You will never be a woman, leftist retard.
you guys really have nothing else huh
Lili is like a disease.. she rots people's brains.. learns how to make cute pinky outfits and clowning around on range 5 but stagger low punishment is too hard.
>>528417086>Official info from bioThe official info is given by unreliable narrators who can't be fucked enough to change numbers in a file, why should i give a shit what they say?
>>528417557haha why would you have random anime porn saved bro haha
>>528417679Yes muh realism subhuman axe wound pederast. Also nice absolutely schizoid clown scenario there.
Bet you felt real smart making that "example".
why is tekgen so fucking fast today fuck off
https://youtu.be/mDqOp-2yJew
she banned me one so I'm glad she lost
rrelaxing in bed with 'ka...
>>528417998I'm glad we have at least 1 decent artist still making Tekken r34
>>528417957cause it's canon
we are always fast when dealing with lili
much to her disappointment
>>528418054can't keep up, unc?
>>528418005It's not about realism, faggot. It's about reality regardless of any words. I could call you a retarded fucking crab, that wouldn't make you a retarded fucking crab, even though you are indeed retarded.
>>528418130tekken porn artists either pump out lilislop once in a while or pull out some deep cut waifus like jane
I don't know. Everyone is excited when posting about my wife...
>>528418054two wagie dwarves are having a melty
Anna looks so peaceful when she sleeps
>Jane from Tekken is real
WHAT
>>528418552what if i stuck my dick in her mouth there
>>528418643she'll probably suck it like the whore she is
>>528409584>dead game>mobashit>dead game>meme game>shit>shit>friendslop
>>528418391Somebody posted on model Lili, holy shit did hell freeze over?
>>528418552>when she sleeps
Ivy is also 180cm. Coincidence?
>>528418812brehs i want ivy to sit on my face and fart
wife
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I saw Lili naked in /sp the other day...
tell me about anna
why does she wear the bangs
if I cut it will she die?
>>528418732desu the ratio of no on-model and off-model is about 50-50
and not exclusive to any character
>>528418717bf2 is more populated than deadlock
>>528418865I was with you up until that last word there.
>>528419035i bet her ass stinks
i had a dream where i was watching sopranos but dr melfi got replaced by junny bear
>>528419117why are you like this?
>when she sleeps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rldOeXbGiEY
>>528419360middest track on the album
>>528419262sorry bro but women farting is hot to me
maybe not to you, but to me it is
>>528403869Why does Anna have so many rimming R34 pics out of the entire female cast? It makes no sense.
I meant why are you brown?
>>528418976For characters like Nina and Anna it's more understadable since namco themself nerfed their busts( NOOO LEWD SHIT IS ONLY ALLOWED FOR HOMOS AND WOMEN) when they probably should be bigger, see:
This is your last Jalapeรฑo
if you don't like men then why are you one
>>528384304idk i think par something
>>528419510her mouth was made for it
is the guy that said I couldn't make TK without knowing frame data around? I want him to be proud of me :D
>>528419631>i thinkbuddy is still unsure
how much of a loser do you have to be to spend time in a general for a game you don't even play
>>528419596so i can FUCK women with my COCK
*Ron Howard's voice*
he's didn't look at the screen
>>528419839don't besmirch 2023 tekgen
>>528419684What if the rocket was my dick aha
i uninstalled siege x so quick
>>528420170You want someone to launch your dick through the air at 750 meters per second?
tekgen ballistic missile program
>>528420371As long as Anna kisses it..
1111
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>>528419360BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JapXsP_x2Ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR285dVkoPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAp_5ZCeZA4
>>528419715But you're just mashing...
>>528402814 (OP)ANDY'S GONNA FREAK
Bryan meeting Leo for the first time
i think armor king and fahkuram should get a police baton in their kit since anna has a rocket launcher
>>528421126Bryan wouldn't ask, he would take
1276
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I could really go for a pizza lunchables right now
>martial arts tournament
>vile cheating ugly hag whores nina and anna bring weapons
>and not just melee weapons actual fucking guns
>>528420881>Nationality: Irish80% chance this would be something Anna would say
Another win for the best girl
>>528421340thorias dlc wen?
>>528421340I'd say these bitches should be disqualified and raped by faceless, hentai ugly bastards for that. The process of their punishment should broadcasted live of course.
>>528421340Viktor brings 4
Yoshimitsu has had a weapon since Tekken 1. What's the problem? Soon everyone will have a weapon. I hope Steve trades those dumbass boxing gloves for some knuckles dusters.
>>528421669will kojima ever stop being cringe.
>>528421649so creatively bankrupt, just layers on top of stupid layers. how bout instead of just a katana, a pair of knives and guns too
>>528421669normalfag's Harada
ROUND 1
READY *not voiced*
FIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmzrvh_14Rs
>>528403192Thinking about much I want to worship lili and watch her get black bred
>>528421736nah nah, Steve needs to have some surgeon fuck up his face then get a gloves with scissors and scalpels and the like
>>528421835Lili shouldn't even fight, when the round starts her enemy should be swarmed by a platoon sized horde of Lili simps who beat them to death for daring to exist near her.
He had the audacity to throw snakedges at me which he ate shit for. Then I gave him an entire round of only snakedges.. he ate em all.. then gave him only mids. Those lows fucking mindbroke him. He ate mids for 3 matches straight.
>>528422264i think salt should become 20x in size and then do the, do we have a problem look, then the opponent walks away
lili prefers cats over dogs
is she really white?
>>528422695Green rank kun.. Feng's db4 is a 30f homing low launcher.
>>528418717>friendslopAnon is mad he has no friends
Feng players are very sensitive.
https://x.com/byJoka/status/1936741157805162550
why are Feng retards like this?
THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/xnaxp24_bfM?si=rrO1uQgRKfCYmF2F
>>528423660What is the issue.
REAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPAJ71fNuAA
going back to my replays and looking at all the people that labbed against me after the match haha
>>528424045play siege x and watch replays there
>>528420960yeah because when i play """"""""""""real tekken"""""""""""" this is what it looks like
>ch spark
real tekken is confirming the whiff lil nigga
I can confirm I caught a whiff of my own crotch
>>528423402you literally can't even read fengtard
>>528424841Well first of all I'm an Arisa player. 2nd, I said I was spamming snakedges, not ss4.
>>528425074in your webm you do ss df3. are you aware of that?
>>528424482If you have a character with a hopkick, always sidewalk and duck. I often forget to duck myself..
THANK YOU VAGINAL FRIGHTNER
>>528404175i'm still mad about genmaji temple
Why is Namco so bad at picking guest characters?
>>528425280Yeah, I know my own inputs.. dafuq are u on about?
>>528425469so why do you think the lili player was ducking?
>>528425772she was too used to giving blowjobs
>>528425772Nigga read the words on your screen?
Xiaoyutroon exists so yeah
guest characters are selected based on whichever company is willing to whore out their ip for cheap
so girls don't play tekken
another EU lobby for the masses
tekgen
1122
been binging TG bideos. Sometimes I can't believe what I'm seeing.
>>528426906no ones playing tekken 8, eurosissy
>>528427364Asuka is such a terrible character
>>528426159and you post an webm doing ss df3 3 times at the wall
>>528427745read.. the fkn words.. on your screen..
brehs i sprayed and i can still smell my dick smell
i actually like it cause i post a lot
>>528427960TAKE A SHOWER FAGGOT
>>528428331after i sleep again
>since 2025
CHICKEN JOCKEY
think I have a freckle fetish
>>528428732From the thumbnail I thought this was a jaguar lounging on a fancy couch.
think I have a toilet fetish
Are these stockings a mod on console?
https://www.youtube.com/live/y0LlKhMAuZo
>a woman won
and they say girls aren't gamers
>>528428983Based Lidio enjoyer
>>528429123i wish she shit in my mouth bros
old tekken is worth more than new tekken
>>528429123omw to poland bros
>>528429113and with fucking panda to boot.
>>528429113dem old folk play like the tekken emperor king powercrush spammers
>>528426269Imagine how good things could be if they cared.
>>528426269which is why terry bogard has been whored out to like 50 games by now. snk is desperate for every minuscule cent possible.
I just beat chapter 12 to 15 on hard without retries
fuck true devil kazuya that armor spamming fuck
>>528429784Fighting game stories are reaching comic book levels of shitty writing and asspulls.
>>528429936how big is heihachis dick
Kazumi traveled through time and became Reina
>>528429784Kazuya's female clone
>kazumi calls her great grandson "senpai"
ok
>>528430003not as big as mine
>>528430058Wtf i love Reina now
>>528430119it would explain the 13 frame electric
>>528426269>>528429501we literally live in the good timeline
imagine what obnoxious online would be with Tifa in the game
every streamer making videos and bringing in tifa tards and they are forced to cater because maxdood does a video and it gets 10 million views
thank god we live in the good timeline
>>528430119i want her to electric fist my asshole
Reina is actually a reincarnation of Jinipachi as his aura is too strong to be killed
>>528430323Tifa would be fine but Zell would be better, the chicken wuss.
jobless anon, it's your time to shine
>>528422794not just white, she's a creature known as a *gulps* *eyes shift* white WOMAN
I wish human females were real
>>528403424that shit is so ass
they took the worst route/ending from the vn
>>528430991that shit is so ass because urobochi and his fucking fetish i hate this shit
he did same shit with godzilla anime on sneedflix
>>528429784H didn't decided yet.
Maybe a Hachijo or another clan with the devil gene.
I just saw Lili naked in /pol
>>528430781That's not even the best Nina outfit..
>emphasize how heihachi keeps a hachijo baby alive after killing the entire clan
>the baby is neither A) reina's mother B) mentioned anywhere else in the story
where is harada going with this
Reina is actually Jin Kazama's sister
who gives a fuck just put reina in the lewdest outfit you can find and fap away. nobody is playing her or taking the story seriously
the new winter oc is a hachijo
>>528433171Get ready for the next time skip! That baby is going to grow up to beat the shit out of 120 year old Heihachi and throw him in a volcano on mars which he will survive.
considering the timeline between the rape of hachijo and present day that baby would currently be kazuya's age. maybe a few years younger
Imagine how good this outfit would look if her bare chest was exposed and her tits were just dangling in the wind
>>528434215If the tits can dangle they aren't good tits.
>>528434145Maybe Heihachi put her in the fridge next Nina
heihachi is such a wacky guy
>>528434308Natural tits will always have a bit of sag to them chuddy
hairy
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>where's I put the hair.. can't find them
>>528434448sag is not the same as dangling. ballsacks dangle nigga. if the tits look like a ballsack that's grim
baldness isn't funny. you're not being funny when you make mean-spirited posts about someone's hairline
the fact they don't just shave it shows they have a humiliation kink so it's okay to make fun of them, they're into it
>>528434669Dangle - To hang loosely
Sag - to droop, sink, or settle from
Sounds the same to me
Either way she needs to loose that shirt she has under
>>528435754is it her penis
>>528435260Your grandma's tits dangle, your mom's tits sag.
you wagies are going to work tomorrow
Yes tranime downie
We live a normal life and keep improving ourselves
Deep down you envy us and we all know it
You will forever remain a failure, disappointment, wasted potential, a tranime downie...
I wonder if Nina will ever come to understand what a good sister Anna is.
I only work on the weekend and I get paid to do nothing so I play vidya on my laptop the whole time.
>>528436592I bought bitcoin for memes back in 2014. I am set for life to shitpost. Good luck in your cagie wagie
>>528436592tranime downie sisters wtf that was so rude and so real
>>528430689how do you expect me to pay for this
>>528436302I had to go in today. even had to wake up 4am for the privilege of wasting my sunday and was greeted by cockroaches the moment I entered the building. i love my poorfag job!!!
>>528437291are you an exterminator?
>>528437475no. im pretty sure i make nowhere close to what exterminators make.
I spent 4 years paying university for a Computer Science degree and now even Starbucks won't hire me.
>>528437658what do you do then?
>enlist
>start taking estrogen
>???
>profit
>>528437805I got a single free A+ certification 15 years ago and now I work for the banks. Funny how life works out, huh?
Tekken is old man's game zoomie
bros i want old men to harass me and hold me close with their strong bodies
Cope
You're old and smell bed
I can't join the military either, i'm mentally ill.
you'll never own a home zoomer faggot
Ill never own anything I can't get a job. The world abandoned me.
I only play old man characters for old men such as myself. Whippersnappers get a taste of that old man strength.
*A woman to kill and turn into a sex doll for
I became a soldier because hwoarang inspired me and is my role model
why do you want to be a dead sex doll?
>>528440507I don't think you thought this sentence fully through
why would anyone like women?
i smelled a cute girls asshole once and it was so foul it made me gay
US->early afternoon/moaning, late evening for EU=active thread
US evening late night EU= dead thread
weird
Would Harada be in trouble if they revealed an Iranian as the new character
the jewsaslit his chink throat and pour acid up his ass and rape his wife
>>528443927i need those fingers in my ass
im a dumb fat ugly retarded faggot I hate myself
>i'm an average tekken player
ok bro
who should i main as an asexual
can anyone give me a high damage leo combo off of her hopkick/df+2 that doesnt require stance cancel bullshit?
we don't play the game here
I have nothing in my life
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>>528444945Kill yourself tranny.
Kill yourself tranny.
Kill yourself tranny.
Kill yourself tranny.
Kill yourself tranny.
>>528440013I want to be with Anna
I want to feel Anna
I want to be Anna
I want to feel like Anna
>>528444945ineedulinganon
i would jizz so much on anna it'd like one of those JAV lotion films
>>528444661df2/uf4 > b1,4 > KNK1,4~d > BOK1,2 > T > b1+2,1+2,qcf2
an easy bnb that doesn't require crouch canceling or string delaying
This general is so fucking gay I'm out, not like I will miss anything since you faggots don't play anyway
>>528445481Every day I put on my lingerie and play Anna
just found someone's stash of AI lili tentacle porn
I don't remember what the sun feels like
grasping to the last remnants of life
nothing's real
where do i take this pain of mine
death didn't always sound good
You know ling anon, your posts are still visible to anyone with 4chanx, don't even bother deleting them
OMG THEY REVEALED LEI
https://youtu.be/GVaGC0xXUVg?si=pCB3iNVSHfWYZvUe
>>528445072>I want to be with Anna>I want to be AnnaMake up your mind asshole
>>528447189I want to be Anna while being with Anna
>>528446771What do you think they're talking about?
The life of a man wasn't the life I was supposed to live
you live in an era where you can be the girl you always wanted to be
imagine a world where the population is 50%+ shemales
Namco just needs to start making Anna&Nina gynoids and life become so much more bearable
Planarian flatworms. These little creatures are famous for their regenerative abilities. If you cut a planarian into pieces, each piece can regrow into a whole new worm. And here's the wild part: if you cut off a planarianโs head, it can regrow a new one โ with its old memories intact.
Here's how that works:
Planarians have a relatively simple nervous system and a brain-like structure.
Scientists have trained planarians to respond to specific stimuli (like associating light with an electric shock).
After decapitating them and letting them regrow their heads, the worms still avoided the light, suggesting they retained the memory.
This suggests that memory may be stored not just in the brain, but also throughout the body or even in individual cells, like in RNA. Some researchers believe epigenetic or molecular mechanisms might play a role in preserving learned behaviors.
>>528445195thanks dawg, gonna practice this
>>528448196just imagine the rancid smell of their morning breath
is it can be possible to teach a worm to play tekken
>>528449654what is wrong with you
>>528445195sf6 god here, what does any of this mean
the T in tekken combo notation stands for tgirls
I got dick in my cheese and poop in my ass ayo checkgen lets go
>>528449670i genuinely think tekken is the easiest fighting game
street fighter with its 1 frame fucking links and guilty gear with its forever blockstrings and not knowing when I can press a fucking button are both infinitely harder
I went down on a shit ridden shemale
>street fighter with its 1 frame fucking links
who's gonna tell him
le im so frickin depressed le im trans le i have caca in my pants le im a freak
shut the fuck up already jesus
>>528449654They don't have breath if they're gynoids also what the other anon said, what's wrong with you mate?
dont like it leave nigga
you arent being forced to be here
jesus gave birth to tgirls
im going to stay and make fun of you instead
What the fucck is a gynoid
I've been beaten into the dirt, nothing you say to me can make me feel any worse.
Pastorius > Al Johnson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stanley Clarke
I fucked up my thumb trying to do dew cancels. How do I prevent this? Thumb guard?
im what you call... unwell...
>>528451280Imagine Alissa but she looks, acts and sounds like Nina and Anna
everything is fucked and it can't be fixed
>>528451683no they didn't
blud said akuma rage arts no sidestep and armor are goated
yes they did
no they didn't
yes they did
no they didn't
>>528452364lemme aks u a queshun
aye bruh tourney start 2 hours I be letn use no today
everything was fine now im staring down the barrel of a gun
I want to make Lili cry(in french)
they actually killed tekken
tekken? fake hype
astroturfed online engagement
paid actors filling seats at tournaments
I dropped the game in feb 2024 and I've still done nothing with my life
I will be the end of my bloodline
>>528452945Can't believe she's less of a whore than Joe's girlfriend
my only mistake was to not recognize that there are no mistakes sooner
as AI girlfriend IQ increases, the number of people playing Tekken decreases
you listen to me right now
>>528454396no i killed them all
>>528452945Reina is pure sexo, one of the few good things about T8.
>>528450726you wake up in the morning next to ur wife with bad morning breath. are you acting like as if she has the plague in the morning and staying away from her u retard? whats wrong with bad breath fetish
sneed's feed and seed, yeah
formerly chuck's, yeah
>>528454814what's wrong with you my nigga
scat fetish nigga
weirdo ass nigga
they have salvatore on fatal fury? fine, lets add skrillex to t8, do it murray
yeah and add a deadmau5 helmet as a cosmetic murray you fucktard
easy money right there
better yet, bring in the big guns
I'm sure James Hetfield wouldn't mind making a song for Tekken
kirk is gay
robert's gay
lars is gay
but the gayest is james
lars is the murray of heavy metal
that dlc
it's a little stock
Who's the mango of Tekken
tekken revolution died for t8...
why did entertainment die. no youtubers no twitch streamers nothing to watch
yo listen up here's a story
because you're supposed to go back (in time)
you should've watched the cs2 austin major it was kino
next month is iem cologne, you should tune in there
honest question
Which tekken girl would be into giving and/or receiving watersports as part of humiliation ritual after losing a fight
Harada said Kazuya doesn't care about Jun. He also says Xiaoyu will get married and Jin will die alone.
>>528456806Both: Lili, Anna
Receiving: Ling, Alisa
Giving: Nina, Asuka
imagine how even grosser and wrinklier kazuya's gonna be in tekken 9.
gaben
md5: e0efc280a64fc1c5990260eace9b40c1
๐
guest character revealed (bob function)
MY FIGHTSTYLE
DETERMINES MY DEVILSTYLE
>>528458079Kino unironically
They'll give Kazuya a full bear, black robes and a black bowler hat
didn't harada say (lol) that the devil gene prevents balding
>>528458401can't believe kazuya did blackface
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIcB4wmHqM8
>They'll give Kazuya a full bear,
The next character? A literal Gorilla in a Gi. Screenshot this.
>it's winter
>shao meng releases
>shaves off the remaining 3k players due to over simplified lei wulong function
thank you murray
>>528459113no I mean like an actual out the jungle gorilla, asukas future husband if you will.
>>528459113She doesn't wear gi
i keep myself to myself and people still harass me
>>528460567they are envious
>>528457421Im not even gonna lie I got a chub thinking about peeing on ling
2ea
md5: 098574465b4d2098d4db5d1b6345b370
๐
my micropenis was on display and I roamed around in a stupor I can never come back from that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn1IeHL5DHY
>Anakin absolutely destroying Joe in the jack mirror
Wtf is going on
bluds post aged like milk
>arslan absolutely destroying kingrey
Wtf is going on
bluds post aged like milk
Arslan lost to some random Asuka lmao
>panda newbie wins twt
>random asuka wins against arslan spamming launchers
Asuka is just broken right now
Why is Jeondding using Nina
because im sick everyday and I can't post
this is tekgens natural state. it just seems dead to you because you're new
when threads start archiving you will know true fear
>>528468664we're too busy playing infinitely better games like stellar blade
im playing deadlock as shiv. i love him (im straight)
has there been any updates on the next update?(July)?
there was an update today for deadlock. idk when the next big one will be.
>>528469272sorry, I meant to type Nioh 2
>>528469582sorry, I meant to type Violent Semen Inferno
wtf is this random tournament?
https://www.twitch.tv/chainshift_events
top 8
>>528470010'na is too balanced...
seems like long stays in america stupidifies asian autists
When is ASSuka getting nerf
i'm never going to use that faggot ick on eck on the log nomenclature you dumb retards keep trying to push
asuka is hilariously broken how is kingrey not disgusted with himself?
I exposed myself and I still manage to wake up everyday
the funny thing about asuka is she thrives against mashers which is what people do when theyre frustrated so when she parrys and sabakis and cancans you and you get mad you play into her game even more
I miss T7 Asuka who wasn't a brainless gorilla...
When was the last time Anakin won anything
when that nigga getting dropped from rb
>>528472693uh he won ceo. don't look up the year just know he won a major tournament. also don't look up who went that year or the top 8
>>528471991he doesn't win majors so there's nothing for him to feel bad about
pov: you are Jun between tekken 3 and 8
>>528472238nigga this isn't tekken 7 she can and does mash like a gorilla at all times now
>>528474592ntr blue is young jin
tournaments mid I dropped it
generals dead I buried it
It's sunday im a loser talking to myself in a dead general
Counterstrike finals had 100 more views than this tournament...
Ranked makes me sick, i reach Dominator with kazuya in a base of hate and anger, and this is makes me sick, im not enjoying tekken anymore because of this, tons of headache and one broken controller, so i dont wanna stop to play tekken i want to play the game for sure, but im feeling bored every time i started the game, how can i enjoy this game agains, even play against bots or something, online tekken, at least the ranked makes me sick and crazy as fuck
https://x.com/JoeCrush_/status/1936998809512632688
many are saying this
im so bored im gonna be forced to start doing poroductive stuff and face my fate as an adult
My life can't continue like this
Is KingRey really the world's best Asuka. Doesn't Korea or Pakistan have niggas who only her
>Anakin outplaced Arslan Ash
Apologize
>>528481980kingrey is a lab grown 'ka main, you really can't compete with Western bioengineering
Spag just called Harada a fascist lmao
>>528482136my goat 8 years running
i will always defend him
Arslan Ash, you mean the TNS champion?
what's wrong with the Smash community, seriously?
https://x.com/GreshGANG/status/1936810286104842498?t=RiQz62M0t3pqzDKy3IM69g&s=19
mango exposed himself while drunk and on drugs
maybe he's the exposed poster
>>528482460to where? tekken is my city, lil bro
>>528483095why? it's good fundamental tekken
mango wouldn't be in hot water if that was a shemale
it's just a video of a guy having a good time
are smashies opposed to good times now?
bluds really be like why does nintendo treat the community so poorly
lowhigh the choker. robbed qudans of an evo and never won anything before or since.
between smashtrannies raping each other and touching kids, is a drunk guy partying hard really that bad?
I exposed myself and people look at me that way so I'm guessing it is
poor people don't deserve to be happy.
>>528480432you can clearly see lili's nipple here
almost had a heart attack thinking about going to uni at 31
not gonna do it
don't forget to plug your phone before going to sleep.
Find a fucking job! (lili says this)
>>528484950corr blimey goin to uni innit
asuka is japanese and therefore has brown nipples.
>rich nepobaby says you have to wagecuck
no fuck you lili i refuse to work
>>528485209as her personal maid - yes
>>528485374you will be her personal toilet
>>528485545No that's too much
Asuka doesn't look like that
>>528485209Uhm she's 16 why is she dressed like this
>Tekken 8 is outliving final fantasy xvi
What a timeline
>>528486391>multiplayer game is outliving a single player onewoah
xvi is the mmorpg
Yoshi p just announced they're having their budget cut
>>528486623wtf is blud smoking
my hopes is coming back up brothasz we gonna make it
>>528487882playing jrpgs makes your body overproduce estrogen.
getting heart attack symptomatology fucking creepy
>>528488152As does picking female characters in a fighting game.
now i think about it you niggas were kinda nasty to me, i dont think i can ever see this place the same again.
you must understand our patience has its limits
and you still haven't posted any dick pics
real eyes realize real lies. and don't you ever forget it you fucking bum
tekgen isn't the same after the lilianon incident...
I shot for the ground and I still missed
Just showered, going put on my lingerie and heels and ritually masturbate while thinking about Anna
please post pictures I need a new selection of shemales to masturbate to
I once kissed a burly man and it felt good
My brother is a 34 year old incel and he aged like milk, I feel bad for him. He has autist rage on top of it.
If I had stayed an incel I most likely would have never exposed
4chan slowed down to a crawl
>>528402917it's the biggest reason why SF6 looks so damn ugly, because the lighting in most stages is terrible and without subsurface scattering every character model looks plasticky and not skin-like
THEY RELEASED THE PATCH
https://www.guiltygear.com/ggst/en/news/post-2543/
>>528494653I need tits on my face and in my mouth right now
>>528494653that ass can shit hard i reckon
I've changed but no one will forgive me
>>528416172Depends on how much you see
>>528481980>Is KingRey really the world's bestYes it really has become so Grimm that people are saying shit like this, it is over.
i wanna eat lilis asshole while she shits. what would that taste like
like shit
unless there exists some form of magic in tekken that could make shit not taste like shit so you could stomach it
>>528481980tibetano isn't even a real asuka main and laps him
>>528497504You should ask Tekken 8 players, they're pretty good at atleast pretending it doesn't taste like shit.
*You should ask T7 players
>>528497594How it felt to have an actual Tekken game to enjoy?
>shaved armpits and cock and balls
>all it did just made me feel the sweat more
mfw
Ah yes true Tekken with 2D jumps and fireballs
wtf was going on with that chainshift event
I saw on Twitch the VOD was only like 2 hours, and there isn't a second one
Oh a Tekken game with Geese Howard and Akuma in it? Sounds terrible. I would rather have two seasons worth of DLC that nobody wants and make the game worse.
you already got temu 7 lil bro
>>528497750but no one asked?
Enjoy Fahk and all of Murray's new OC in season 2 you dumb goy
we use gaijin here
unless murray is jewish
You're exactly what the jews describe as goy, you are human cattle.
I wish I was Eliza's cattle
Instead you are Murray's.
Dumb cattle go enjoy watching some Niggers and Jeets battle it out in one of the worst fighting games of the 21st century.
nigga really said Geese and Akuma were the only problems of 7 lemao
I said I liked both of them being in T7, you are illiterate
>i liked both of them
Yes we know 17er
>>528498662>>528498497He clearly doesn't, you fucking moron.
alright I can't do it anymore I have to bathe im fucking disgusting
>>528452890What? How did they exactly?
>>528471139Depends, what exactly do you want them to nerf about her?
>>528471991Asuka is not broken lol. Not in this game where the rest of the cast is the way it is.
>>528481980>Doesn't Korea or Pakistan have niggas who only herNo because she has always been mid. She has never been strong enough for tier whore competitors to rely on her. Asuka mains play the character because they like the character, now suddenly one patch means she is above mid tier for the first time and one dude was always really good with her and now the entire FGC is having a meltdown about the character because they can't or won't scramble to learn her now and no one knows what to do right now.