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>>528308476
the fuck is belegar doing
You have two choices:
Choice 1: A setting with swordsmen, spearmen, archers and cavalry
Choice 2: A setting with demons, spellcasters, flying monsters and super heavy warriors
>>528446869C: A setting with fat men fighting other fat men over the last dumpling
>>528446815More than he normally does, it's amazing that he actually got out of the mountains in your game.
>>528447240im using the eight peaks dynamic starts cheat which puts his spawn in the badlands, he's moving AWAY from eight peaks
Kruber
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Warhammer third person RPG when!?
>>528447810He's surrounded by enemies if he pushes east, makes sense he is taking territory where at least his west flank is secured. He's still doomed though.
My dreams have told me that the next Total War will be a saga game dealing with the American Revolution, stay tuned lads.
>>528447890CA Sofia was making one but it was cancelled after the Hyenas layoffs.
You may pick one:
Rome: Total Warrior
Medieval: Total Warrior
Attila: Total Warrior
Troy: Total Warrior
Warhammer: Total Warrior
>>528448815I'm not picking if you don't tell me which exact warrior would be the player character in each.
>>528447890never. we are more likely to get a CRPG version of WFRP
>>528448253That was probably. going to be a GAAS since the job adverts for it said it was rather than a single player RPG like anon wants.
I do think a Spartan Total War, but for Warhammer Fantasy could work but modern development doesn't really allow such projects to exists anymore.
progress of my recent campaign
Quinus 1st emperor 327bc-263bc
>unites Italy
>conquers aleria and sicily
>conquers massilia
Publius Corpulentus 2nd emperor 311bc-
>conquers sardinia
>conquers and destroys carthage
>conquers gaul
>conquers and destroys spain
not a bad reign
>>528449303NO
YOU DO NOT
GO AWAY
Legendoftotalwar here and tonight I will be ending my life. I already smothered by baby with a pillow and slit my wife's throat and I will be electrocuting myself in the bathtub after writing this. Yes I posted here for years, but I never identity fagged. I hate reddit and discord and frankly most of my youtube community and myself for interacting with them for money. I've had enough and wanted to say goodbye here, I appreciated all the good times from this community and I know a lot of you anons watched my videos.
Thank you for all the laughs and the superchats. I leave you with my favorite meme from here.
See you never fuckers, off to the void.
>>528450198I think that Publius might have made a deal with the devil.
>>528450749Warhammer started with 11 Legendary Lords and now we have 100 Legendary Lords.
I wonder what the final count will be.
>>528450806right now im allied with armenia basically supplying them to fight egypt, at war with illyria, gaul has agreed to a ceasefire
on the east side of the world though...
>>528450749not reading all that, summarize it in 1 word for me
>>528450274I do miss Hyenas!
Discussing it was so much fun! We were cheated of such a feast once its release was no longer to be!
Hatush niggas will look at this shit and go "yeah ill live here"
Why do the CoC lords look like Dreamworks characters? Especially Azazel and Festus. It's like the art design completely shifted for that one DLC.
>>528450749but what's the joke here?
AI can be pretty hilarious sometimes. Here's Mazdamundi in ASCII according to Grok.
This trait seems... extreme. Anyways, congratulations to Paris and Helen.
Why are there so few landmarks for WH3 factions and most of them are garbage like + corruption(local) or winds reserve(local)?
>>528452816I find WH3 landmarks to be super cool and pretty diverse. The Chorfs have landmarks that make almost their entire roster better and ones for cash and WOM.
>>528453031I think Chorfs have ok landmarks since they were made by the DLC team post launch. However, the base game factions have subpar landmarks and too few to count, sometimes spread too far between and even for thematic locations that you would expect to have something, it just doesn't.
>>528452816The team that made base WH3 was incompetent
We just confederated both Priam and Hector on the same turn. The problems are that our administrative burden has dramatically increased and that our titanic stockpile of food is about to be used up in a single turn.
These Trojans must be big guys.
People were discussion how to implement more human pirate units but I don't like how Nanu's overhaul handled it. It gives the human equivalent of the zombie units, but the devs created a fun dichotomy between the two that should be respected. Zombie pirates are a stationary wall of HP that shoots stuff from across the map, human pirates are a glass cannon melee-rush faction with some fun tricks up their sleeves. Any new units they add for the human pirates should respect this.They should be fast, hit hard, and they should melt to ranged fire.
She shouldn't be a Border Princes faction. They're just Cathay, but Italian and will never exist. Let her keep her undead pirate units and pass the living ones around. Pirates will work for anyone for the right price. Maybe give Noct an upkeep increase for them since he's such a dick.
Just Skarsnik her. She is Skarsnik and the human units are her Night Goblins.Give her a faction buff for them, give her a custom garrison with them. Add a couple interesting variations of them.
Now prepare for my ingenious OC ideas
>Give her slayer pirates at T3. They're fast and squishy.
>Give her landships at T5. They're fast and squishy.
>Sapper hero - Weakish melee hero with bound explosive abilities for popping holes in the enemy front line or instantly destroying walls/fortifications. The opposite of the gunnery wight.
>T3 version of the human pirate units with similar stats but a powerful install, like Night Goblins vs Night Goblin Fanatics. Something like "Frenzy" from Rome 2 which was like the unit equivalent of "Killing blow".
>T5 special companies. A very expensive, low model count melee unit with meh stats but bring a specific AoE buff or debuff to the melee line. (Ex. Immune to psychology, Slows enemies, etc.) Like a pirate grail relique but implemented more like the Priest-type units in Rome 1.
I just want her to stay fast-faced and fun to play.
Haven't played Cathay before and I've just started a Zhao Ming campaign. What's the best generic Lord to use?
>>528454650Magistrate and it's not even close. Buffs out the ass and he gives the ENTIRE army vanguard deployment.
>>528454650Magistrate is for army buffs, General is for melee beatstick, Shugengan is for spellcaster.
GENERALLY I tend to prioritize army buffers.
just wiped morghur off the face of the world and my street's power goes out for a few seconds and I didn't save
fucking hate summer, UK's dog shit infrastructure is so bad it can't deal with 30C
Spearmen in Paris' army vs Spearmen in Hector's army. You don't even need a backline of Archers when these guys are on the field.
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Karl Franz enacted a strange new reform of the army
>>528455091It's cooled down today oop North but yes, we've got these lovely buildings that are designed to trap as much heat as possible. Working from home has been like living in a sweatbox.
>>528455263They certainly look the part, but do they have good stats?
Old Neferata with cat or End Times Neferata with heavy armor and the world's stupidest giant hat?
>>528455263I am actually going to do a world domination campaign with that mod as soon as I finish Kairos.
>>528455513Here is the Islamic friendly Neferata with no hair openly said by GW to appeal to Muslims and a giant stupid fucking hat.
>>528455263how do I get to the alternate reality where GW never conceived of Age of Shitmar and instead created a Warhammer Fantasy: Steampunk age?
i love shooting a retarded little midget for half an hour while running laps around him and wasting all my ammo,
>>528455856I was think about this the other day. Warhammer: Current Times. The empire has "mostly" survived into the modern world of today. What would that even look like? Assuming it's competently written of course.
So is the consensus for the Norsca roster we aren't getting any actual Norscan units right?
We know Chimera is coming as one of the 5 units.
Bearmen and Firmir Sherals are basically hardlocked in which leaves two spots.
Since we are getting a Kurgan lord instead of a Norsca one does that mean no Norscan units like shieldmaidens, valkyrie, norscan whalers, or huskarls? Most seem to think we are getting Dolgan or Hung horse archers to add a kurgan unit. Plus maybe the Curs'd Ettin so that means no Norscan units at all.
>>528455513The model GW still sell + the cat as a follower.
>>528456381if they didn't do any norsca units that would mean a second norsca dlc is coming which it is not.
>>528455856>Warhammer Fantasy: Steampunk ageKharadron Overlordbros...
>>528456693End Times ruleset completely gets rid of her cat and changes her rules and weapon type entirely. It wouldn't work. It is one or the other.
>>528456365Not too different from 40k, I'd say hyper-specialized special forces, drugs, and probable magitek.
>>528456381>Sayl>Beorg>Shaman Lord>Fimir Noble>Shearls>Bearmen>Chimera>Curs'd Ettin>The Nightmaw
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Why isn't this faction named the "Monster Mash"?
>>528456865Dwarves have no charisma and look fucking dumb. I wish steampunk was about MEN
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>>528455454Golden Chevrons + Tech = Astartes
>>528456865Blending the cancer of 40K with the cancerous Tencent high-fantasy aesthetic was a crime against humanity
>>528456873Firstly, good luck with this battle. I doubt it is possible to win but you can definitely make those false Romans bleed.
Secondly, what are your infantry?
>>528457225Oh wow. If Warhammer Fantasy had Space Marines.
>>528457525>I doubt it is possible to win
>>528457525the thing about siege defenses in attila is that all you need to do to beat any army is have enough men to protect your towers as they are op and 1 shot everybody.
>>528450198>97 years old and still leading armiesbased boomer
You fuckers lied to me you STILL can't dismiss the ghost dwarves of Belegar
>>528457339You won't like what's the Tomb Kings' equivalent in Age of Smegmar
>>528458392are you the guy who doesn't like ghosts? anyways try this mod then: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2958113532&searchtext=execute+lords
>>528458392I think that the ghosts have no upkeep. You can just use them as scout if you don't want them on the field.
>>528454887I tend to prioritize them by where I am in the game.
Shugengan are at their best early on when you don't have the buildings to recruit spellcaster heroes.
General is a good alternative if you really need a beatstick in your army to deal with shit like chaos heroes.
Magistrate is the best late game choice as a highly efficient army/map booster.
>>528458619Yes I post here every two years to complain about it, I just want a tough(er) (For A Dwarf) campaign and it seems the rework has made all the other dudes pretty braindead
I'll try it out or maybe just try another dorf lord
>>528458831I just don't like them existing, it's autism
>>528458392Respect the Ancestors, manling.
>>528458170Insane how wrong this is. I would delete every tower I have if possible. They kill as many of your men as the enemies.
>>528459287I dunno man it always works for me. often have I beaten back hordes of desert armies with just 10 spearmen and proper positioning beside towers.
>>528459397On Legendary/Legendary?
>>528457018Nightmaw is only one in existence. It is not a unit and confirmed to be a summon for Sayl.
>>528459471oh no, I never go higher than vh/vh, I'm too old for that shit these days
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Uuuuh
>>528460162SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
Do you know what we need more of?
We need more unit stat posts.
why can't i make an one rank infantry line in warhammer 3?
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What the fuck are you doing here?
>>528460849because, spaghettibro... we lost
>>528455721>appeal to muslims>has more skin showing than the old model???
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>Rats already fucking gone
>>528447890Knowing Goy Workshop? Never, it'd be too kino, might draw attention away from overpriced plastic toys for their consoomers
Chaderoi
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>>528460162>>528457525I lost both my calv, completely my fault cause im distracted watching nba finals.
What will be the campaign mechanics of Dechala and Sayl? Keeping in mind that most recent DLC lords have been a rehash of a previous lord (like Tamurkhan was a rehash of Markus, Ostankya was a rehash of Grom, etc).
>>528463056dechala will have a slaanesh version of changing of the ways
it will be called: changing of the gays
>>528462883One of your catapults accumulated over 1000 kills. That crew is either going to the deepest depths of hell or the greatest peaks of heaven.
>>528463056They mention Dechala using a Potion to force vassalization https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avVyfLV6YXI
For Sayl it sounds like you get rewards for betraying people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQNKhxbQKuM [
>>528420275it seems like there are a ton of unit types, but there are actually only a few factors that matter
>infantry or "large">armored or unarmoredif you are fighting large units use something with bonus vs large. if you are fighting armored units bring something with ap. it's that simple.
>melee vs ranged>fast vs slowranged units beat melee units that can't reach them but lose to melee units that can close the distance. fast units can fight slow units that they're strong against or avoid ones they're weak to. then since this is stathammer
>high stats vs low statshigh stats beat low stats but are generally less cost efficient.
any unit in the game can be broken down to these 5 factors. what the game happens to call it doesn't matter, because there is no bonus vs "monstrous infantry," only "bonus vs large."
>>528464030>For Sayl it sounds like you get rewards for betraying peopleTretch used to have a mechanic like that but they removed it
>>528457932>bonus against infantshow cruel
>>528464665The bonus is 0, he likes a challenge.
>>528463056She will likely have her slaanesh dancing mechanics from tabletop for battle and her poisons for campaign. Since those are the two core things that make Dechala herself.
>>528464408Shredding your reliability in exchange for +4 public order for a few turns wasn't much of a mechanic
Unless Sayl has some way of mitigating the reliability penalty he's gonna be shit
>>528466749Reliability is a meme
There shouldn't be a diplomacy button in Total War.
Only a declare war button.
>>528465332>he likes a challengeI didnt design the game, or turn it off
The unit still slays even without it easily
>>528464665>cruelThe joke here was that its 0 so its the opposite of cruel.
Both of you are in timeout
>>528467253shut up
>>528467253There should be a political marriage button. I'm not joking.
>>528454440give me time. Making a living pirate faction that rips off PoTC right now. It would be done by the next trump presidency
>>528467742There is in the real Total War games, the historical ones. Come home whvte mvn.
Consider this: A Total War game with no single entities, spells or women.
>>528469684who would ever play a game without women
what are you, a homosexual?
>>528469684How do they reproduce?
>>528473103they go by omegaverse rules, the tops can breed with the bottoms
>>528473468Total War: Omegaverse. It would unironically get women into the genre. A DLC werewolf faction in Warhammer might work too.
>>528446869choice 1 every time because the ai cannot use most of the units in choice 2 making it boring
Consider this: a Thanquol, Bretonnia, High Elf DLC.
haven't played in ages and started up a Sartosa campaign, just winged it at first but now things have devolved into a pretty interesting alternate history scenario
Here is your DLC roadmap bros.
Slaanesh
>Sayl/Thanquol/Dechala/Styrkaar(FLC)
>Heroes: Beorg/Skrewl/Masque
Dogs of War
>Borgio/Lucrezzia/Lorenzo/Egrimm(FLC)
>Heroes: Mydas the Mean
Cathay/Empire/Warriors of Chaos
>Li Dao/Valten/Vardek Crom/Yin-Yin(FLC)/Boris Todbringer(FLC)
>Heroes: Monkey King, Luthor Huss, Kordel Shorgaar
Vampires/Tomb Kings
>Neferata/Nagash/Red Duke(FLC)
>Heroes: Konrad Von Carstein, Prince Apophas, and Abhorash(FLC)
This was actually really hard to make because there are barely any races left that have enough stuff to make another DLC. The more I think about it. The more likely I think a CoC style DLC for either Cathay or Vampires is coming.
>>528475412>Vardek CromWho the fuck actually thinks they're going to add Archaon-lite?
>>528452816it was very obvious that the team that made wh3 had never actually played the game themselves
Cromhint
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>>528475683Because they literally posted this after Shadows of Change 2.0 released at the same time they said monkey men units were coming for Cathay in a future DLC. He is literally the guy that conquered all the other Kurgan tribes and unified them.
i think that tomb kangz non-hero/lord units have the coolest voice acting
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Rocketing orcs
List;
Rome Remastered: Parthia
Warhammer 3: Bretonnia, Louen Leoncouer
Pharaoh: Lycia
>>528475683>Who the fuck actually thinks they're going to add Archaon-lite?Me.
>Last major missing lore and tabletop chaos character. Lore especially.>One of the 5 chaos heralds. He is the chaos undivided herald.>Already hinted at by CA here >>528475879>Richard Aldridge also a video of him talking about Warhammer 3 after it was announced and talked about potential stuff we could see in 3 and he specifically mentioned Neferata and Crom by name as additions he was planning for 3. Also said Giant Rats unit for Skaven would never ever happen. The video is still somewhere on reddit but deleted elsewhere.>Missing Warriors of Chaos units just happened to be tied to him.>Can be a major threat to Cathay>Has good thematic pairing potential DLC partners with Cathay or Valten for Empire.>Also works great for a character only pack or FLC.
>>528450983What mod are you using?
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btfo
>>528478526doing now 3 per. Triple list.
Rome Remastered: Parthia. Scythia. House Scipii.
Warhammer 3: Bretonnia. High Elves. Tzeentch
Pharaoh: Lycia. Alashiya. Meshwesh.
What are your triple lists?
>>528455513Nehekharan Neferata
>>528456898>one or the otherwrong. the cat will be a follower she can equip for like +2 vampiric corruption per turn.
>>528478704>Vardek Crom a generic chaos lord with a name, that's literlaly it no gimmik to him at allHe'll be like the High Elf white Lion LL that you can recruit like a normal lord with a small unqiue skill tree and personal armys buffs and thats it.
I would rather we get Mordrek the Damned
>>528481786rome ____2____ massilia iceni and julia
wh3 chorfs cathay empire
pharaoh hanigalbat mycenea and that minor faction in northern anatolia with super cavalry
>Lose 1 minor settlement
>Immediately lost interest in the campaign.
Legendary diff feels like a chore on some campaigns now.
>>528487356ngl... I think I'll finally get my Legend campaign via Golgfag, make it easy.
NGL i'm starting to hate rats
they used to just spam shitty infantry armies
now every stack is littered with doomwheels, abominations and like 10 stormvermin
AND THEY STILL SEND 5 STACKS AT A TIME AS IF MONEY DOESNT MATTER TO THEM
>>528455856You’re somehow asking for something worse
>>528452792So what does Hector get? Same thing or more military related
The Questing Vows are so pointless theres no reason to choose anything other than Manaan since its the most "versatile" one
So what's wrong with The LegendOfTotalWar?
That anon that suggested that video where you put Cav on guard mode so they dont go back you're a real G that shit genuinely works and makes it so easy to pull out
>>528450749His career is over once his viewers figure out that you can win any battle by just switching the difficulty to easy
>>528489110But
But but
I'M BALD
>>528460868He came all this way to call you a faggot for using mods
This general fucking sucks
>>528489348Oh no no no no look at the top of Anons head!
This general fucking rules
I never noticed that Ikit fucking blows himself up when you kill him in battle pretty funny when it says he was "incapacitated" but he fucking explodes though
>thorgrim struggles with gorbad while ungrim dies to azhag
>several minor dwarfs team up to stomp drazhoath and tretch
>lizards kill kugath
>astragoth dies to minor ogres
>greasus snowballs but then starts getting beat up by grimgor who in turn starts getting beat up tamurkhan
>kislev cleans up everything north of the empire
>vlad dies to electors
playing cathay is like being on holiday
cathay visiting dwarfs to teach them powder be like
>>528491038If I remember right Slann also just teleport out when they get "killed". I can't remember if the changling does something similar but it would be pretty on-brand
>>528493536Changeling doesn’t do anything special. Vilitch will open a portal and escape through it.
Blue Scribes gets yoinked by a hand that many speculate to be Tzeentch
>>528455263how OP are they
>>528493526I respect you getting a new webm however I must inform you that those are Koreans.
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>>528452770ngl the sloppa generation keeps getting better and better
>>528494298I like using AI to create fight scenes between LLs its pretty fun although sometimes they're a bit of character sometimes
>>528493526keep the webms coming, especially that one with the chinese chick falling over
>>528494183Weaker than Greatswords but stronger than Chosen
>>528494473Hmm so barely viable frontline then, got it
>>528494462I get your girlfriend making these funny TikToks with you but how is it that many TikToks often have several asian girls doing a skit with a white guy? Is JBW that strong?
Never played any Total War game before, but I love samurais and Sengoku era Japan.
Is Total War Shogun 1 or 2 any good?
Both of those games are on sale right now.
More importantly, are they good for complete novices to the 4X genre like me?
Also, are there any essential DLC packs I have to buy or are they all just completely optional cosmetics or shit like that?
>>528495896Shogun 2 is good yes Shogun 1 is extremely outdated as of now
And yes Total War is not really a 4x game or at least not as complicated you build buildings you do trade you make alliances that is
Shogun 2 doesnt really have any DLC that you need but it does have a cool (standalone) expansion in Fall Of The Samurai
>>528495896Buy Shogun 2 and all the DLC, although Shogun 2 might be a bit difficult for you coming in as a 4K person because more than any other TW game it requires you to expand pretty aggressively early on.
>>528496059Don't lie to him, you absolutely need the Sengoku Jidai pack at the least and all the faction DLCs are good.
>>528495896Shogun 2 is good.
None of the DLC is essential unless theres a specific clan you really like the look of.
Later games have typical DLC cash grabs you need to have the complete unit roster
If you start on easy/normal difficulty theyre not too brutal and less shit to keep track of like other 4X games.
But this is a long treacherous road friend, tread carefully
>>528496239to add to that it's very easy to pirate the later installments dlcs
>>528495896Shogun 2 is pretty fun
>are they good for complete novices to the 4X genrethe 4x campaign isn't the hard part imho it's the real time battles, but those aren't particularly hard, and you can always lower difficulty at any time if you're having trouble
>Also, are there any essential DLC packs you can play without the DLCs, most of it is just extra units and a couple extra factions
they're cool but not essential
there's also two standalone campaigns that change the setting to the Genpei War and the Boshin War respectively, but that's entirely seperate
>>528496239>Later games have typical DLC cash grabs you need to have the complete unit rosterMost of the factions in the game are completely identical if you don't buy a DLC to not make them identical. This is Volound tier delusion. If the argument is "y-you don't need those units!!!" that is absolutely true of every non-Warhammer game after Shogun 2 as well.
>>528496059>>528496171>>528496239>>528496398Got it. I'll get Shogun 2. The sale goes until the 26th, so I guess I can play it for the next 3 days, and if I end up really liking the game, I'll get the expansion DLC. Thanks.
>>528496171None of the DLC is essential which is what my point is take CoC for example that shit is essential if you wanna play monos
>>528496480I'd actually forgotten all about Sengoku Jidai DLC.
Christ, CA's been fucking us since at least 2011 and I'm still giving them money.
>>528495896Shogun 2 is not good. It is the definition of slop. Retards on this board love it because they were underaged when it came out and have rose tinted glass for it.
>t. ashigaru spearwall and never lost a battle on legendary because braindead AI
>>528496704nah I played Shogun 2 recently it was very fun good camera good controls good battles its just a solid game eat shit you probably like Rome 2
>>528496662Warhammer is the only game in the series that actually has a "you need to buy this DLC to have fun with this faction" but even there it depends on which faction it is. I wouldn't necessarily say any unit in the Sengoku Jidai pack is a must have or you lose the campaign but most of them are very strong and if you don't want multiple factions to have entirely identical rosters you're gonna need it. The Hero unit pack is the useless one.
1st of July 2025 is the announce date for Neferata is it not? Surely it won't be an Elgi.
>>528496704ashigaru spearwall eats shit against any archers in the game so you have to atleast use a tiny bit of your brain capacity to avoid that unike any of the games that came after
>>528481786>poserAn actual Total War Vet list + DLC's that are worth it on their own;
>ShogunUesugi
>MedievalFrance
>RomeJulii
>Barbarian InvasionFranks
>Medieval IIKingdom of England
>KingdomsPrincipality of Antioch
Wales
Teutonic Order
Spain
>EmpirePrussia
>NapoleonGreat Britain
>Shogun 2Shimazu
>Rome 2Rome
>Ceaser in GaulRome
>Hannibal ATGRome
>Imperator AugustusOctavian's Rome
>Rise of the RepublicRome
>AttilaWRE
>Last RomanRoman Expedition
>CharlemagneKingdom of Asturias
>WarhammerBretonnia, Louen
>Warhammer IIAsur, Eltharion
>Warhammer 3Empire of Man, Karl Franz
>ToBRefunded
>3KBlocked and ignored
>TroyBurned any chance they had with me with the Epic 1 year lockout.
>PharoahNope, lost me with Troy.
>ArenaWas waiting for it to come out of beta - died before I checked in on it again.
>>528496704Broken buck detected
>>528497263>Pharaoh>Nope, lost me with Troy.It's pretty good, you should give it a chance.
the biggest problem with shogun 2 is boat spam and anyone who says that naval combat was good and needs to return obviously must have skipped this entry
>>528497210Pikes eat shit to archers in any game, it doesn't mean that every faction in the game having access to a broken pike unit that you can recruit anywhere at any time is not bad balance.
>>528455091>he doesn't have a UPSyou played yourself tbqh
>>528497609simply install a mod that deletes naval units from the game
inb4 wahhh mods
ca has never made a good game and never will so mods are your only option
>>528497751you can recruit the basic archer unit that shits on them anywhere aswell
>>528498169Uh, yeah, which means you can too to counter the enemy archers very easily. And then just stand there and let the AI die against your yari ashigaru, which they do. Sometimes you don't even need your own archers because you can use your general to bait the enemy infantry forward and then just sweep the archers from behind as their infantry just walks headfirst into your pikes.
Damn the CA voice actors are really dedicated it sounds like some of them have been around since Medieval 2 I can hear some Bretonnian VA in the french campaign in Medieval 2
>>528455206Champions of Troy are fucking awesome (and with Bronze upkeep cost to match that)
>AP precursor weapon>Shielded, armored, heavy, high MA and MD>Can swap to using spear two-handed if they get a flank off
>>528498625only some of them, like the Cathayan General being the Shogun 2 advisor and the Kislev Boyar being the Medieval 2 Mediterranean announcer
the French guy is just the only Frenchman in the world willing to work with Anglos, it's why he voices French Generals in Medieval 2, Napoleon, Louen and even voices the French campaign in Age of Empires 2 DE
>>528498790still its pretty cool its like im playing Bretonnia without any women though
>>528498713longma deez nuts
What is the second god that empire worships? I know first is Ulric but forgot the second one
>>528498625Karl is every other Roman in Rome 2 and Attila.
>>528446601 (OP)>new Cathay lore drops>Miao Ying fucks Imperial guys>Yin-Yin fucks elf guyswho do the other three dragon kids fuck?
>>528499083Zhao fucks himself with drugs
the pencil pusher fucks himself
the angry guy fucks monkeys
the """dead""" one fucks skeletons (lmao china won't like that one)
>>528499083Zhao Ming fucks Ogre women
Li Diao fucks Tiger Women
Yuan Bo fucks Lizard/Vampire Women
Shen Zoo fucks Skin Wolf Men
>>528499024Yahweh (khorne)
>want to do a rat monster campaign
>Throt has powercreep mechanics
>>528499024https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Gods_of_the_Empire
>lizard women
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
STUPID FUCK
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>528498319so you bring a counter to the thing that counters you? damn sounds like you had to use more of your brain than just stat checking the enemy with the best unit you can recruit
>>528499826fine Amazonians happy now?
>>528499826scalie gayboy meltdown
skinks fulfill the role of pygmies
>lizards that are gay
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
STUPID FUCK
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>528499940If you can win every battle easily with that strategy then yes it's brainless.
Should Norsca have nore chaos spawn-like and all sort of mutated people? Maybe like a generic nordic cultists but with a hideous mutations
>>528500375yes, they are constantly being exposed to chaotic elements afterall
I'm beginning to believe that maybe archaon reading the book was a mistake
>>528500375no, i'm sick of chaoshit we need normal tribe units like horse archers and shieldmaidens.
>>528500884and shieldfemboys
An Asur prince's twink son and a Bretonnian lord's twink son are negotiating over seas trade rights between their shitholes, then Dechala appears and fucks them both with her snek cocks. They become her boywhores.
The end.
>>528483640>>528455513either of these ones
But NOT the stupid hat.
I'm indifferent to big hats.
the hat stays on you heathens
>>528502795wipe your mouth WHORE
>>528502825she loves khalida every day of the month
>>528503003Fuck you i was going to write that.
>>528455513It's always the latest (fantasy) tt model. At this point it really shouldn't be that hard to figure out.
>>528501037We already have one shieldfemboy.
>>528503312CA used the older Isabella model
>>528499083The lore was pretty awful if we're being honest here.
anyways i got bored at this point
the caravans are still very fun but the norsca niggas really need to be buffed up in the dlc so they do something atleast
time for some kislev action next
>>528503502that gentleman on the left is right
>>528503502sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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>>528503404No, they didn't.
>>528503689does GW make weird women faces on purpose?
>>528503689Vlad looks like he's from an 80s glam metal band there
>>528503839GW has never been capable of making attractive women faces
>>528503839they don't want to offend Grace
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>>528478063>Rome 1Julii
>Medieval 2Venice
>EmpireBritish
>NapoleonBritish
>Shogun 2Otomo
>Rome 2Royal Scythia
>AttilaEastern Roman Empire
>WarhammerBretonnia(Louen)
>Warhammer 2Tomg Kings(Settra)
>Thrones of BritanniaSudreyar
>Three KingdomsCao Cao
>TroyOdysseus
>Warhammer 3Grand Cathay(Miao Ying)
>PharaohHittites(Suppiluliuma)
>>5285039868th edition witch elves look fine.
>>528503689bless their hearts they just keep trying
>>528504329Why do they do this? Do they really think people into Warhammer give a fuck about it?
>>528504329this is just a man, gw. what the fuck
>>528504154I said women, not whores.
>>528504514Silence, bitchboy, or I will have them cut you up and boil you in the cauldron.
>>528504329Ironically, that's what I expected dark eldar women to look like, so I'll remember this mini next time someone's like "oooooHHHH, eldar look alieeen and completely fucked uuuuuup, they're not actually hottiieeeees, they wouldn't look pretty to a humaaaan".
>>528503502flick uses that welf male so much I feel like it's a self-insert for him
Anybody else still try to beat their high scores in Mirror of Madness?
no, of course not, most people didn't even play through it once :(
>>528504643It obviously is, same as that preacher is his 40k self-insert, same as that merc with the bardiche is his DnD self-insert.
>>528504663Literally who?
>>528455513It's going to be funny hat Neferata, but if they ever go back on their word and include Nagash, I hope they do it like the mod where you start with the old funky Nagash and then power up to the ET big god Nagash.
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>>528504415> Do they really think people into Warhammer give a fuck about it?evidently they do as guard novels and minis keep outselling everything that isn't space marines
>>528504663>game crashed on one of the trials after I hit the score limit for the part>score listed as 0 but unlocked the Daniel part>Didn't get cheevoBullshit
I'm going to say the N word.
>>528504663I got the achievements from it but the new daniel parts really should be available without tzeentch dedication.
>>528504991the only time i ever pressed "battle" was when i tried my mod in a custom battle
>>528504329This is actually canonical. Read any books about 40k, they are conscript the strong man and women who are was in already bad living condition. So if you have a hive world and here is a strong woman working somewhere with her shitty ration and a roach infested room, they are would recruit her. And her life condition in army ironically would be better. Waifu should be in inquisition and Sisters of battle chapels
>>528505096Nagg[/spoiler]spoiler]aroth[/spoiler]
>>528505058and people are buying them because there are female imperial guard?
post /twg/ art/edits you haven't seen posted in a while
>>528505330why is he so bald and piglike
>>528505210>This is actually canonicalno it's not retard, pic is what she actually looks like in her own book's official cover art
stop making excuses for shit production quality you fucking imbecile
>>528505429Oh she is a named character. You right. I was expected that this is a representation of some nameless troops
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If Kythra got isekaid into Warhammer Fantasy, would she and Rakarth be frens of rivals in breaking beastbucks?
>>528505832I have no clue but you will be what makes me leave the thread.
>>5285058322 words:
tiddy fuck
Neferata has no hat in her newer official art so why does she need it in game?
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>>528505832I still find it hilarious how HOMM5 dungeon roster is a blatant Druchii rip off
>>528506094Neferata is in general aesthetic mess. Not to mention that in some art she doesn't even look like she is middle eastern at all.
>>528505832for me it's Xana from messiah
>>528506094she has male pattern baldness
>>528506292Tbf it's probably hard to make her appear middle eastern when she's also supposed to be deathly pale.
>>528505669Catachans are a different thing, they're basically baby ogres
but standard humans are in fact not depicted as universally ugly, GW is just incapable of making pretty female miniatures
and the cute military tomboy is a time-honoured literary tradition
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>>528505429Lelith looks like a druggie street mugger in her, like the around elves watch yourselves poster
can any helffags explain why the lions are DOGSHIT?
>>528506672They are decent in multiplayer thougheverbeit
>>528506472Minis are actually fine. It's the godawful paintjob they keep doing for some reason.
>>528506759I've seen them lose 1v1 to chaos hounds
>>528506663>like the around elves watch yourselves posterthe real poster should be
>don't let mike brooks near your faction's bookswhat a snorefest lelith's book war
khaine should honor kill the lileath for her obvious grab for power by creating supersoldiers with silly accents and releasing them on the world
A single empire spearman can defeat ku'gath.
>>528456381Funny thing is in lore Fimirs live in lands in the outskirts of the Empire and in Albion. They can't actually survive in the frozen wastelands of Norsca.
>>528507812Please, anon. Norsca is already a "WoC waiting room" faction. Don't kick them while they're down.
Did they buff Skaven in the recent patch secretly? Holy shit turn 20 and Ikit has 5 fucking armies of guns, warpfire throwers and jezails what the fuck
>>528508153>he does it for he
It's funny. With many races like Chaos and Greenskins, the race in the game who's gameplay encourages the destruction of all other races, are the dwarfs, thanks to their Legendary Grudges.
If you want to complete them they include occupying settlements or making sure they are under other dwarfs. Thus include places like Athel Loren so you basically need to destroy the Welves. You have to destroy the High Elves and they're likely to be friends with the other order races so you probably need to fight them too. And your grudges system basically encourages fighting constantly.
>>528507812>They can't actually survive in the frozen wastelands of Norsca.Yeah, funny thing is in the lore Fimirs also lived on the planet before old ones came. Giant frogs had to move the planet closer to the sun to make it warm, just saying. They love Norsca because it reminds them of the time before old ones.
>>528508443Manlet rage, makes sense.
>>528508209AI is now allowed to do the demolish cheese
>>528508153Hero of the empire btw
>>528508910Is that actually true? I didnt get to check Skavenblight Im literally being drowned in rats as the fey enchantress
>>528508443It encourages it but the game does that already by throwing gold at you for winning fights and taking setttlements, every faction is aggressive
I know the red text is triggering but you can actually just ignore the grudge stuff
hey, killing drazhoath gives a decent trait
didn't know that
Bretonnia has so much negative traits for doing things and the upsides arent even that great
>sack too much
>negative trait
>ransom too much
>negative trait
>what do you get for positive chivalry?
>you can call on the jobber knight lol
on the subject of Bretonnia who were bretonnia before they were added in game? random empire guys called "empire outcasts" or something?
>>528506461Middle Easterners can get pretty pale if they stay outside of sunlight for years, never mind thousands of years. Before Nagash cursed the vampires they could stay in the sun without burns so in Lahmia Neferata was probably deeply bronzed.
is there anything more satisfying than the desperate peace treaty the WEAK faggots who declared war on you send after you absolutely shit fury all over them?
>>528509521Bretonnia was in the game from day 1 retard
>>528509653Yes, pyrrhic victories
this game has hands down the worst wiki i've ever seen of any game random games with 3 players in the world have better wikis
>>528509696oh my bad didnt know
>>528509848they were only playable in multiplayer at launch, by the end of warhammer 1's cycle they received a campaign patch/FLC that fleshed out the roster and added them as a full faction
but it was always knights and peasants from day 1
>>528509535There's only so pale a person can get anon, we still have natural built in skin tones
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>>528510150Nehekarans and related people from that area of warhammer world are just vaguely middle eastern and the untanned tone for some middle eastern groups can be quite pale.
>>528510150Nehekarans are white because 80s GW was based and knew they were kings and such.
>>5285123425 and a bit more months.
>>528467742going by that ratio, I should be a feet taller
Imagine all of the cool historical Total War game we could have had if Warhammer wasn't so successful.
>>528513294We would all be playing 3k to this day, because without warhammer dlc milking and hyenas flopping, it would force CA to milk 3k somehow
>>528513294CA would be bankrupted by now without fantasychads carrying the company
>>528513294CA would actually probably have gone under or they'd milk Rome 2
>>528513294the problem isn't warhammer it's TCALUK
>try this genre
>total warhammer 3
>play prolouge
>lose multiple times on one of the main missions during tutorial
>seems like its all about passive buffs and just spamming abilities from heroes, not really about 'strategy'
>play new campaign
>put on easiest difficulty
>build army
>attack nearby guy
>lose
>they counterattack and claim city
>lose campaign in 7 rounds
WOW. Bad game.
Quick, post your favorite 40k faction and unit.
>Tau
>Broadside battlesuits
>>528513957>its all about spamming buffs and spamming abilities>loses to some guy cause he thought it was about spamming buffs and spamming abilities???
>>528513957maybe
just maybe
you're retarded?
>>528514065>nothing>idk cause i dont play 40gay
>>528508443Dorfs are hyperaggressive because CA doesnt understand their own game. They figured you'd not pick new Age of Reckoning each time, and instead delayed them to let Grudges build up. However the +40% increased requirement for next Age is often more than Grudge buildup from delaying, so the winning move is to always go for new Age and spam battles.
>>528506472I assume they outsource most of their animations because they consistently have qts
>>528514487Dorfs are not hyperaggressive
Tier 1 units should never have 85 armour.
>>528513957Sorry mate but you're just a brainlet
>>528515072They have low melee attack so it's okay.
>>528515165No you're just triggered by some minor debuffs
Everyone should be fighting as much as possible, only dwarfs can choose to sit on their ass if they want
>>528514065I'm honestly torn on what's my favorite faction and I don't think I'll know until I can actually play them all and make up my mind. I like:
>IG>Sisters of Battle>Mechanicus>Harlequins>Tau>Genestealers>Alpha Legion>Red CorsairsAlso I have a particular soft spot for the Assassins, I wonder if CA would implement them and how.
>>528514529I'm okay with female imperial guard as long as they're not infantry
>>528515282they also have frenzy, and high base weapon damage
>>528515414Assassin's, and inquisition stuff would probably be part of the sisters roster and IG where it makes sense.
No tier 0 unit should have:
110 armour
46 melee attack
75 leadership
>>528513294if warhammer 2 flopped i dont think ca would exist past 2018-2019
No Tier 0 unit should have
>Smart... For a goblin
>Platinum shields
>Bound spell (Spirit leech)
>Fast... For a dwarf
>Ultra Ogre Charge
>Jezzails (Chosen of Khorne)
>>528515775Sounds like the take of a weakling and probably southerner as well.
>>528506472anon, dont make me point to the rest of the range. Or sisters.
>>528515948Crikey, you just reminded me about how absurdly overpowered Grom the Paunch's Goblins can become.
>>528513957it is about buffs and spamming abilities but somehow you are so retarded you fail at it even when you know what to do
>>528514529The femstode they had in one animation was pretty butch but still more feminine than Brock Lesnar's daughter IRL.
>>528515948SFO isn’t canon, anon.
>>528515958kislev's infantry is way shittier than imperial. Slavshit talk the good shit but they're inferior to Germanic bvlls.
IT'S UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfOhBl8de1U
>>528517386I wonder what kind of passive/active abilities he/they will have.
>>528517474Apparently the chimera was female
>>528517656hot. My favorite tag is female to feral
>>528517386Sorry to spam but here are two more animations.
Fimir Noble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ90JR-YMxU
Sayl the Faithless: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Diloc_ptdFQ
>>528516746Fem Custodes aren't the biggest problem with Custodes.
It's the whole idea that they would field entire armies away from Holy Terra.
At most you should be able to field a small strike team of a max of five units in any "Imperial" army.
presented without comment
>>528517956Also they are like catnip for the power level obsessed faggots who have taken over this IP.
They are going to reintroduce the Sensei soon as 15 foot tall super power armored guys who are friend to all Xenos and reverse all chaos corruption by their mere presence.
>>528518225Wow, Ku'gath is a big guy.
>>528517386>do nothing, all raze>still get content from dlcsbeast bvlls won
They are going to reveal the map expansion in the next video blog.
>>528518740Who told you that?
>>528518847I keep my sources to myself.
>>528518847PlainOfLessPeace
I hope that CA releases at least one more Legendary Lord that starts with over 10000 health.
>>528519732Unlikely unless they release Glottkin, but Nurgle seems to be done.
We got Dooki cosmetics and Asur cosmetics, will we get Asrai comsetics too?
>>528514349Great choice
Fire Dragons also live in my heart
>>528504329Gays Workslop love female guardsmen except when it's time to die en masse, suddenly all of the guardsmen are men.
the final lord will be Vampire Coast
source: I made it the fuck up
>>528520128>when it's time to die en masse, suddenly all of the guardsmen are men.Skill issue
>>528520180why is ai so good at monsters and tits?
This is a tutorial for utilising Hoplites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US4OIky9vuQ
TLDW: Make sure that your Hoplites are facing the enemy.
>>528520642damn, true military genius tier advice there
The Vikings at the Battle of Stanford Bridge forgot to put on their armour.
Who is Mallykins declaring war on today?
>>528520642>we are not being flanked, that is actually another unit you are fightingSugoi...
>>528505210>This is actually canonicalDoes anyone have that stupid pic where it revealed that the life expectancy in Ultramar, the best place to live in the Imperium, was only mid-thirties? I'd like to remind everyone that a lore accurate Cadian army would have been an army composed almost entirely out of lolis and shotas. Kinda surprising that Cadians and Warhammer 40k in general aren't popular in Japan despite this canon lore.
>>528521769>life expectancy in Ultramar, the best place to live in the Imperium, was only mid-thirtiesThis is almost as stupid s the one book containing corpse stratch with souls
>>528515948Tier 0 units were a mistake tbqh
You want a unit? Build a building for it!
>>528521769The lore is what I decide it is.
Anything contrary to my interpretation is in universe propaganda.
POV: you are a peculiar Gaul buck in 46 BC
no more 40k lore discussion you black niggers.
What about armored Druchii sorceress?
So what's Slaanesh getting for their big SEM and can it be as underwhelming as the Slaughterbrute?
>>528522758Big monsters are cringe I don't want one
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>>528521126I just wanted to say William of Normandy did nothing wrong and was the rightful king of England
Harold Godewineson, uppity son of an elevated commoner, half-breed son of a slaver and collaborator with Danish invaders, was a usurper and a heathen who stole monastic land and gave bishoprics to drunken whoremongers
William on the other hand was actually related to saintly Edward the Confessor(being his cousin), he sheltered Edward in Normandy while that usurping swine Godewine brutally murdered Edward's older brother Alfred to ingratiate himself with Cnut the tyrant of Denmark, England and Norway
William was by all conceivable metric the rightful King of England
furthermore Hastings proved that God was on Normandy's side
/twg/ surely recognizes the righteousness of the Norman cause, yes?
the Normans did nothing wrong, not in England not in the First Crusade in the holy land not even in the Fourth Crusade in Constantinople(Greeks had it coming)
>>528505669Catachan females have as much testosterone than your average Asartes.
>>528517880>>528517386>only the 23rd of June>no DLC news before JulyI guess we are up for 10 more 5s animations.
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Dooki
>>528524024More like Pooki if you know what I mean
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wait a minute, they're just Khorne worshippers(irl)?
>>528506663Which is a bit ironic as she's not bad looking at all.
>>528523967Based and grimdark pilled
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>>528525303Hell her fucking model looks good, comparatively
>>528525290Always were, only Trojans and Babylonians are Order aligned in Pharaoh, the rest are Chaos(Assyrians, Canaanites), Destruction(Sea Peoples, Myceneans) or Undead(Hittites, Egyptians).
>>528525606>Trojans>mr. "I'm going to get Aphrodite to help me rape and kidnap your wife">orderI'll give you Babylon, autistic lawfags the lot of them
>>528506472Catachans are cool
>>528525303>>528525503wtf I thought elves were supposed to be hot she looks fugly
>>528525303She is pulling an unattractive expression on that cover desu and looking pissed off
>>528526102She's a gladiator, however out of all the Druchari you'd want to be against her.
She tends to dislike torture, in fact if I remember right she feeds slaanesh the displeasure of her fellow dark elves.
>>528522758For the SEM:
Options include: Preyton, Basilisk, Archfiend, Beastfiends, Dread maw, or a Great Chaos spawn of slaanesh with a new name (Like they did with the bloodbeast of Khorne)
5th unit:
Anointed of slaanesh, Centigors of Slaanesh, Painseekers, Chaos ogres of Slaanesh
>>528523967>Until the recent disasters, the average human life expectancy even managed to reach the mid-thirties.>Until recent disasters>Implying that it's even lower nowGW writers are so stupid. Either that or there's a secret lolicon/shotacon on the writing team. Got the one where it reveals Cadians are all practically children and that their entire life from when they can first walk is fighting Chaos and fucking to make another generation to continue the cycle?
>>528526501Actually it's just the average human only lives to mid-30s because they're grabbed and shipped off planet in mass to serve in the guard, with a lifespan expectancy of 10 minutes once deployed.
Also a lot of children dying in the hives.
However, the average family has 8-10 kids each.
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/rrielj4b/old-world-almanack-grand-cathay-on-the-tabletop/
>JTY: The second Arcane Journal will be released alongside Miao Ying and the individual releases from the Cathayan Battalion, but there are no other unrevealed units scheduled. It’s a very narrative journal – we focus on how Chaos is affecting Grand Cathay and what makes the Storm Dragon decide to travel to the Old World. We discuss Cathayan connections between east and west – hinting at the antagonisms between the Jade Fleet and the Elves of Ulthuan – and the continuing war in Westerland.
Bratty dragon is going to test the so called "dragonships" of the elves.
>>528521769Made in abyss was the actual documentary about katatachan
>>528527087>It also includes additional rules on terrain generation, occupying buildings, and multiplayer rules, as well as a load of scenarios. We follow this up with an Army of Infamy for Grand Cathay, the Jade Fleet, which is allowed to take a number of Empire of Man units as Mercenaries – the kind of force that’s battling back against the Chaos incursion at this time. We round it out with yet more Magic Items.
>>528525290When you think about it, Japanese seppuku is basically a Khornate ritual. Only the dishonored do it to regain a tiny amount of honor and it results in the dishonored spilling their own guts(blood) and being beheaded(skull). I think Nippon should be a civilized Chaos worshipping nation when it gets added. Except, based on the new Cathay lore, I know it won't be portrayed in a negative light at all. Also, it'll never be added.
>>528527087just two months ago the haters were declaring that Yin-Yin was dead...
where are they now?
TOTAL YIN-YIN VICTORY
>>528527378>Except, based on the new Cathay lore, I know it won't be portrayed in a negative light at all.CW has gone too far. They love Japan so much that they portray China as the Imperium and can't have Japan be negative.
>>528527378>I think Nippon should be a civilized Chaos worshipping nation when it gets added.So probably like how Araby is with Tzeench? Would be cool.
Now we just need a civilized Slaanesh and a Civilized Nurgle nation.
We need more rape. Rape is highly important psychological warfare. Raping women of an enemy who still fights you is production neutral. They're going to incentivize the people from areas who haven't hit yet to fight you harder.
Rape the men. Rape every man you capture. They will never be able to fight again. They'll be traumatized enough that you don't need to bother executing them. It is the Scythian way.
Rape is also a tool of occupation. After you have already conquered a people you rape anyone to prove you can: men, women, children, dogs. Same thing with random public executions. It is the Assyrian way.
It is the way of everyone today. If you an army that doesn't rape is an army that doesn't function. You are weak if you don't.
>>528526076they are very cool, one of my favourites
in fact I like them a lot more than the Cadians, but that's another conversation
All this 40k talk
Total Warhammer 40k isn't out yet, let's get back on topic.
How many beastmen have you killed today?
>>528528027if Sea People count as beastmen then a lot
>>528527760I was actually thinking that Nippon would paradoxically be a Khorne and Slaanesh nation. The whole shit with Geisha being trained to "perfectly" perform dances and tea ceremonies feels Slaanesh to me. Plus, the whole being demoted into a prostitute for fucking up.
>>528517386>>528517880Third faction will be skaven confirmed.
>>528494790>Is JBW that strong?yeah?
even the ugliest motherfuckers can get by in Asia just by virtue of having European heritage
>>528527347>Yin-Yin (pirates of Sartosa)
>>528529337Your hitboxes and tracking has arrived.
>mfw Berserker still has so much more superarmor than Lawbringer
People think that Med3 and 40k won't happen?
I think it's the obvious choice, they're probably the 2 most requested games from CA. They could even expand Med3 into pike and shot if they wanted.
>>528530045I am expecting both of those game and the End Times DLC to be announced in the December CA Showcase.
>>528530045CA will never cater to histfags again after every recent histfaggery flopped. It's LoTR or Dune, baby
I need a detailed explanation of how Rakarth breaks the spirits of the harpies, and teaches them obedience
why did they have to fuck up pharoah
TW: Temujin never now
>>528530045the leaks confirmed they're only releasing one TW game in 2026, in April
it's almost definitely Medieval 3, which has rumoured been in the works since 3K got shitcanned
Change the 20 unit army capacity.
>>528530876the last time they changed that the game flopped and only sold 3 million copies
>>528530876for what purpose? they tried with 3K and it was dogshit
>>528530876stop being lazy and just bring two armies with you
>I NEEEEEEEEEED EACH ARMY TO TAKE A SETTLEMENT EVERY TURN, ITS OPTIMALgrow a pair
>>528530190They already said that they have announcements for both history and fantasy.
>>528530665Yeah the historical game is coming first for sure on a updated 3k engine. 40k will come later with a new engine I bet.
>>528529056Posting a filipina is cheating, they'd marry a corpse to get a green card.
>>528530538you'll get him in a DLC for med 3. He'll be off the map like Memnon was in Troy :)
>>528531862thank you for the kind words
>>528527378Chaos Samurai would be fucking SICK
>>528514238>>528514328>>528515205>>528516565Well now I don't have the desire to play anymore. And am turned off the entire genre and all subsequent games.
So who really lost in this transaction?
>>528532521literally you, bwo...
Goodbye for now, frens, I uninstalled.
I decided I need to spend my time to get my life in order, and maybe try to find a gf. This game just took all my time, and there are still so many campaigns I haven't played...
I'll probably be back when "all dlc" are out.
(I uninstalled yesterday too, but this time I'm determined to improve myself and get things done for real)
(You) there!
Either make a Total War meme edit or draw something!
>>528532928Based, good luck anon
>>528532928The problem is deeper and you must address it.
Nagash really was weak. How was he defeated by these vermin?
>>528533201He wasn't. Only humans can defeat him.
Why did Archaon succeed while Abaddon failed?
>>528535219They like to pretend that 12 consecutive failures were all part of the plan the whole time.
>>528535219Because his fictional property wasn't as successful the the other guys
>>528535219Et was filled with plot armor and stupid situations but the Skavenwank was one of the biggest. In spite of the narrative saying
>Skaven join Chaos because Chaos is going to win anyway and they want to be on the winning side.the truth is the Skaven were the ones doing 90% of the biggest shit like destroying Nagash's pyramid. Skaven did so much of Chaos's work that I believe the Skaven would've beaten Chaos.
>>528535219Chaos is much stronger in WHFB
should I show Grimgor who is da best or rape Katarin first?
>>528535990Is anon asking for source that 40k is more successful than WHFB?
Threadly reminder that milkandcookiesTW was RAPED by Grom the Paunch and a pack of goblins in the sizzling hot summer of 2020.
>>528536147I still remember the video getting posted to /twg/ for the first time, it was ghoulish..
For a race of idiots, 5/6 of the Greenskins legendary lords are highly cunning.
>try to play the game without more agressive and "fairer" ai
>they still do the "camp 1 settlement with 3 full armies" power move
how the fuck is this not fixed yet?
>>528536861You don't get to be legendary greenskin if you're not.
>>528536861It is too bad the most intelligent free skin of all named Gorfang Rotgut will never be playable.
Im at war with ikit and he just nuked my army (managed to move out of the way) how long till he gets another nuke back?
>>528537742>free skinphoneposter tard!
>>528536861One might even say that they are brutally cunning.
Iron hail gunners are heckin fun
>>528537036Oi, you sayin' Mork betta than Gork, ya git?!
>>528536861Duh.
The leaders are the smartest, most cunning, or at least most brutal, greenskins.
Like how Ogres follow the fattest.
>>528532521>Wtf I tried to autoattack Big Boss(tm) with my shitterarmy and lost, this game sucks<Maybe you're just retarded
>No its the game that is wrong, your loss checkmate lmaoGet out. Pretending to be retarded isnt trolling, its just enjoying being retarded
>>528538773Cathay isn’t fun.
>>528538773Cathay is very fun.
>>528538773Cathay is ABABABABABA
>>528538773They are. Imo the biggest "issue" with Cathay is their leeway: their basic shitter troops are strong enough to make any fun army work, but that means powergameshitters are going to do nothing but stack the most boring minmax peasant armies. No gunpowder armies with Iron Hails breaking the remnants of hardiest elites, no Chinkstacks flanking the backline with (suboptimal) Lancers, no balloon stacks floating around. Theres potential for a dozen different fun armies, but the cookie cutter boring armies are the most effective so thats all you're gonna get.
When is China getting kung fu units? China is lame without midair martial arts
>>528541354Next year (2026).
Lords that have access to unique units within their race:
Alith Anar
Alarielle
Imrik
Eltharion
Rakarth
Ikit Claw
Aranessa Saltspite
Elspeth von Draken
Thorek Ironbrow
Drycha
>>528540918It also takes forever to reach the tech upgrades for their higher tier units so even more reason to stick with their low end units.
>>528542103Legendary Lore mod adds a fun little text box for when you get Thorek's dinosaur
>>528542103You forgot Tamurkhan and Arkhan
>>528542458Oh yeah, what does she get?
>>528542103Golgfag if you count some of the Dogs of War he has.
>>528542715She’s the only WoC who gets the new Khorne infantry, right?
>>528542715Skullreapers and Wrathmongers, undivided WoC can't get those..
Who's the biggest literally who LL, Khatep or Alberic?
>>528542103How can you forget /our girl/ Morathi?
>SONS OF SIGMA
>LIGMA RIDERS!
....seriously?
>>528543030Alberic is literally a generic general with generic voicelines he's mod tier
>>528543030>CylostraFollowed closely with Alberic.
Khatep at least had a cool death in end times.
>>528543030Khatep is not a literally who. He’s extremely based and beloved.
>>528543030Ghorst.
Came from a single brief lore entry. No artwork, no tabletop model, nothing.
All heroes have unique units and buildings in Total War: Troy. It really helps with the variety.
>>528543450That's still better than Alberic especially because Ghorst has unique voicelines.
>>528543385Never heard of him
>>528543673Alberic was at least given some focus in the OoD trailer
by getting beheaded lol
why are bretonnian garrisons so fucking terrible holy shit
>>528543867Need to be updated in rework for Warhammer 3 standards
>>528543781>Head of the Mortuary Cult>Pissed off settra>Went into exile in order to cure undeath>When end times came, he actually accepted his death, stormed up to settra and warned him of Nagash's return, single handedly allowing the tomb kings to slow his return in order for the Ikit nuke to actually stop him.
>>528523078Do you have the pic without the beastman?
Possible Vampire Counts units TOD:
>Vampire Thrall
>Simulacra
>Embalmed Ones
>Strigany
>Abyssal Terror
>Abhorash (if Red Duke FLC)
>Walach Harkon or Konrad (if no Red Duke FLC)
>Armed Ghouls
>Swain
nwf
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>you dont complete your battle at sea/siege desert jungle vow if you're reinforcing the person doing it
fucking gay
What's the best Roman campaign?
>>528547689Attila Western Roman Empire is the most fun but also the most challenging.
Rome 2 Rome if you just wish to crush your enemies.
>>528547689WRE, Aurelian or Mark Antony. RotR Rome is fun too if you can accept gayreek hoplites.
>>528532970>tfw you have to pay more for chariot wheel grease because Malekith is raiding chorfland
>>528540918this is only true if you are cheating. jademanii have poor offensive stats and the low tier archers lack ap. they basically have to play defensively and rely on artillery or high tier ranged units to actually do damage.
>>528548580Cathayan infantry and archers are the most powerful in the world.
>>528548580The thing is: Jade Warriors aren't actually that terrible on the offence and they have tons of technology, lord and hero buffs.
You could still have Jade Warriors in your army at turn 50 and it wouldn't feel that bad.
Starting a new TWW3 campaign: what settings do I use to make sure the AI isn't completely retarded and doesn't continually suicide its armies into me?
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>>528548946you install the chink ai mod and enjoy the experience of it ramming it's cock up your ass
Will the next Total War game have a defensive map for the encampment stance?
>>528548940Yeah, between tech, redline, and a gate master to buff their stats I'd field stacks of Jademanii into the lategame. You can just hit elite units with magic anyway since metal and heavens are good lores against armor.
>>528548940they only have 4 more ma and 3 more ws than empire spearman, which this thread swears are terrible, while lacking the +15 vs large and costing 57% more.
>>528549372probably, the last one did.
>>528549706Ah, are you considering the +4/+4 harmony buffs that can become +8/+8 MA/MD when a lord is nearby?
>>528547689Barbarian Invasion - Western Roman Empire.
>>528546876>>528505384I NEED MORE WHITE-LION CHAN
Elves are good for only one thing.
>>528548523rawr i'm gonna rape him
>>528550642Fucking dragons?
>>528550642Elves can actually have versatile roles in any group.
>>528551018Are bears armour piercing?
>>528551079as cocksleeves.
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If I ally with a greenskin faction and later end up at way with a different one, could they beat my allies LL and instantly confederate my whole ally?
>>528550785Cringe and fake. This is a beast woman. Only the men are full blown furrys.
>>528550642>>528551079I am not entirely sure what you are implying.
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>>528552730You call that an elf? That’s just a human.
>>528550785Liyterally built for wood elf shotas
>LL1: Borgio the Besieger
>LL2: Lucrezia Belladonna
>LL3: Lumpin Croop, with a half-roster of Halfling units that the former two cannot field and assorted mercenaries (like Ogres) that fit the Halfling theme
my orgasm would last for DAYS!
>>528554884>DoW copingLeddit...
plaiyng anywhere near Ulthuan on L or VH is NOT advisable because High Elf Phoenix and Dragon spam is the scariest thing in the game RN, scarier even than Landship and Steam Tank spam (which takes second place). Lost my Grom campaign cause of it, and a Drazhoath migration campaign.
>>528551018funniest part of feral bear spam is they have like 75 speed so you can just swarm everything outside of light cav/dogs
>>528549853even with harmony they are basically just empire swordsmen with better defensive stats.
>>528549706They also have much better armor and leadership.
>>528555427Are you kidding?
Dragon spam loses to spider archers
>>528554884>Lucrezia and BorgioNah, One's the LH of the other.
However Lorenzo Lupo or (more likely) El-dora
>>528555005will you be in the thread and admitting your retardation when you're wrong just like with chorfs or will you be mysteriously absent?
>>528557043Cope and seethe ledditor
>>528556239The 3:1 rule, bro. You are ALWAYS outnumbered by 3:1 if not more on L or VH, or you're winning onesidedly. So let's say you're a normal player and not a cheeser and as such you've got 4 archers in your one army because you like balanced, swiss knife armies. Well, the Elves have got 16 - 20 flying SEM's in their 3 stacks. Good luck killing even a couple.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is ''never get involved in a land war in Lustria'' - but only slightly less well-known is this: ''Never go in against a Skaven when death is on the line!
>>528557462i will take that as you being mysteriously absent, thanks for the confirmation
>>528557479Dragons are less than nothing compared to the cancer of Dwarf airforce or general high tier Dwarf units. I don't care about High Elves, but when I start near a Dwarf, I have to plan how to get rid of him or become his friend, or he will be an extremely annoying nuisance.
>>528557930Ledditus Copeus...
Can Vlad be able to use his diplomacy bonus with the empire?
Played my first MP battle just for the fun of it. Lost like a duck. Emp (me) vs. tzeentch. Had no units who could hit Karos apart from crossbows who missed everything. Elspeth's spells were too slow of a CD to do anything. Enemy mainly only had single target units so my 3 rocket batteries did nothing. Rest were halbs that got eaten by the enemy ranged
Never playing again
>>528557479Grimgor solos that.
what army composition was limited by an upkeep cap instead of the 20 unit limit? so one army could have 30 spearmanii or it could have 4 dragons. this would limit doom stacking and encourage more balanced armies.
>>528558391>falling for the mp memeoh no no no no...
>>528558524lords and heroes should not count as units
>>528558524There’s already a mod for that, and many other kinds of army restrictions.
>>528558578At least he had the balls to try
Is there no mod for spreading vanilla factions around the new regions IEE adds? Personally not a fan of donut steel factions and characters mods add but I al so don't want these new lands to be empty wasteland populated only with minor factions
>>528558391>He got counterpickedMY OPPONENT IS CHEATING! THIS ISN'T TOURNAMENT LEGAL! MODS BAN HIM!
>>528558705which one is a gold cap? I've only seen the tabletop cap one.
>>528558678why? so you can make hero doomstacks?
>>5285583913 artillery to MP? Aw hell nah
>>528558876no, so then I can have Karl and an extra artillery piece
>>528558840Kek
>>528558879Figured it'd be fun to watch the rockets fly. Didn't realise how few units MP battlefields had
>>528448815Warhammer total warrior, not even a contest
T. History enjoyer
>>528559042Welcome to Tabletop. It's even worse there. Although Fantasy/TOW players have more self control then 40k players.
>>528559621>Although Fantasy/TOW players have more self control then 40k players.QRD? Gib examples what do 40kiddies do
>>528558391the only reason to take elspeth would be to bjuna a changebringer unit so I don't see why cds would be a big problem. you should have taken gelt or markus.
>>528560128Only had winds for Spirit leech
>>528560076I don't have a picture saved but one of the perennial cheese builds is the imperial guard parking lot, where you take as many tanks and artillery as you can and put them in the corner of the table where no one can get to them without being shot to pieces. sometimes in editions where it was allowed you could even deploy on the roofs of buildings so it was harder for melee units to get up to them. basically your typical legendoftotal war "strategy."
>>528558709>ballsanon booting up a video game match is not an achievement
i know you're very proud of your virtual victories but its not something to brag about
>>528560076You know how in many competitive games, sometimes even singleplayer or coop games, people really care about the meta? Like sometimes they don't even really play the game to get a feel for it, but they go look up what is meta play is ASAP? That is what many 40k players do. Wouldn't say the vast majority but when you play enough, you can tell when they're using certain units because of the meta, not because if it's even kosher for their army fluff.
Add a side of hyper-focused nerd-tism and you'll get spergs who don't learn why people won't play with them. Oh and tabletop costs lots of money.
>>528495896Shogun 1 is the best Total war wargame.
>>528558391If you play empire and you dont use handgunners you're doing it wrong
Are you kidding me? What's your fucking problem?
>>528561384He likes fishsticks.
>>528561384Is Skragg a tsundere towards the Border Princes?
>>528561384Damn I always thought it was border princess not border princes
>>528558724https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3242826478
Only one I know about.
Is that guy ever gonna add the northeast chaos wastes?
Has anyone noticed that all the places on the map where a bloodline would start for a vampire DLC just happen to have no legendary lord nearby?
>>528560318I think you would have been better off with gelt with final transmutation to punish character squads, war wagons to skirmish and deal with flying shit, and then just empire knights and state troopers. regular rockets are shit in mp and even the sunmaker is only good if he is boxing with horrors, and that's not really too scary for empire.
>>528560691>You know how in many competitive games, sometimes even singleplayer or coop games, people really care about the meta? Like sometimes they don't even really play the game to get a feel for it, but they go look up what is meta play is ASAP?Hate these metafags so much in singleplayer games.
Not because of what they do (it's a singleplayer game, they can do what they want in their game), but because they always are trying to convince other people in forums that their way of playing is the only right way of playing the game, and that anyone who doesn't adhere to a tryhard, hyperoptimized meta playstyle is playing wrong.
These people are the vegans of game communities. They always let people know they are metafags.
Which total war remaster is Feral interactive going to announce in December? We know they have been hinting for months they are going to do another remaster after they remastered Rome 1.
https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzaJW4n6
>>528563114I honestly feel like it's gonna be Shogun 2 for no reason. The game doesn't need any updates at all but still
>>528563114Surely it'll be Medieval 2
>>528550642https://files.catbox.moe/6i2mka.jpg
>>528563114well if you believe the chinaman 'leaker' they are showing off medieval total war 1 and 2 remasters packed together and a teaser trailer for 3 kingdoms 2 that is scheduled for spring of 2027.
>>528563114Knowing how companies like remastering year old games, Pharoh
Sea attacks for vampire coast when?
Jerod
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What's the deep lore on this nigga?
Realizing now HE is the last of the TW:WH2 races I've never done a campaign of. Who's got the most fun IE campaign?
>>528564789Eltharion or Alieth
>>528564789Boringest: Tyrion if you make the wrong choice.
Funnest: Tyrion if you make the right choice.
>>528543781In appears only in TK 8th edition.
>>528564596He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
>>528564596In the End Times before the final battle, Be'lakor and Mannfred told that guy the lady was Lileath so he seethed and refused to help Bretonnian forces to aid fighting Archaon in the End Times, leading to Chaos winning and destroying the world. But he still fought Belakor to buy Malekith, Teclis and Tyrion time to come and save Lileath.
>>528564789Eltharion, generally, but if you go full Khaela Mensha Khaine Tyrion is actually the most entertaining.
>>528564789Imrik Wh2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCMAsZLFZc&ab_channel=Tarriff
I miss when trade routes required adjacency.
>>528563114They just ported Medieval 2 to cell phones. The remaster is absolutely going to be Medieval 2.
>>528564907>>528564953>>528565492Sounds good. He's got a split start as well yeah?
Curious for the people that think Dechala's clone aka Masque of Slaanesh is going to be FLC lord instead of hero. Who do you think is the hero? They don't downgrade lords to heroes so Styrkaar is out of the realm of possibility since his End Times version is a lord.
>>528566312Yin-Yin or Monkey King
>>528566312When is the Tzeentch FLC lord? We got fucked Changebros.
>>528566870DESU we got 2 LLs as Heroes and a Hero as a lord...
We did get fucked, HARD.
>>528566312Gilberion as LH
or like Khorne didn't get a generic Hero but 2 LH, Slaanesh may get no LH but 2 generic Lord (Sorceror Lord + Druchii Anointed)
>>528566870Tzeentch FLC legendary lord and technology tree rework before 2025 is over.
>>528566312Ariel, Ghoritch and Skarr were all lords on TT and were downgraded to heroes.
>>528553567would elves discriminate against each other depending on ear shape?
>eew look at how her ears droop>lmao long-eared ass nigga>haha round tips>lmfao basically a human ear with a tip
>>528565787can I has link :3
>>528566758She's cute, would ride lions with.
>>528567118>No LHyeah no shot. Slaanesh is full of characters to turn into Heroes.
>>528566312>Vandred>Gilberion>Nastasya Roskolnikov
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>>528566870>When is the Tzeentch FLC lord?Richard Aldridge said Egrimm is coming in a DLC patch.
>>528567382>yeah no shot. Slaanesh is full of characters to turn into Heroes.Well actually Slaanesh have very few canon characters with model or rules, or are not super old like from 2nd edition.
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>>528567382>Vandredthey already used his model for the new single entity unit and he is a clone of dechala and masque like the other guy said
Some Rome 2 FLC factions:
Pontus
Seleucids
Massalia
Bactria
Getae
>>528567687That's mostly because sexdemons are hard to sell.
They just fucked up siggy and Azazel. Azazel was hero material at best. Siggy should have been the CoC Slaanesh lord.
>>528567824True. However I could still see them doing him as a slightly different one. Like they did with the Khornedog.
Some Attila FLC factions:
White Huns
Suebians
Lakhmids
Some Warhammer 1 FLC lords:
Vlad von Carstein
Wurrzag
Louen Leoncoeur
Grombrindal
>>528567649The only DLC patch that Egrimm makes sense coming with is the Dogs of War patch which is likely when the chaos invasion rework is also coming. Everything that video they promised has arrived except the chaos invasion rework, Bretonnia rework with Green Knight turned into a proper legendary character, and Egrimm FLC with a DLC patch.
Some Warhammer 2 FLC lords:
Repanse
Thorek
Imrik
Lokhir
Gor-Rok
>>528568198>>528568360Why only some? Why not all the FLC like Drycha, Alith Anar, Isabella Von Carstein, and the Enchantress?
Some Warhammer 3 FLC lords:
Be'lakor
Epidemius
Arbaal
>>528568495Don't forget future FLC lords like:
>Egrimm>Boris Todbringer>Red Duke
>>528568631>>Boris Todbringer>>Red Duke
Serious question. Why are Norsca, Warriors of Chaos, Tomb Kings, and the Empire the only Warhammer 1 and 2 races without a FLC lord? Some races have multiple FLC lords like High Elves.
>>528568858Some Factions that have never gotten a FLC lord:
Empire
Tzeentch
Slaanesh
>>528568993Why would you include Slaanesh when they officially announced there would be a Slaanesh FLC lord coming in the ToT patch in the Dechala video?
>>528568980>Warriors of ChaosGot Be'lakor
>NorscaNobody cared, it was a DLC race released at the END of wh1's cycle.
>Tomb KingsJust not got there yet
>EmpirePeople will always buy their stuff.
>>528568980Norsca=Meme faction with no characters
Warriors of Chaos=You got Belakor as FLC
Tomb Kings=Complete faction
Empire=Ancestral Anglo hate boner prevents TCAL from doing anything to help a Germanic faction.
>>528568980>Warriors of ChaosPretty sure CA said that Belakor is considered FLC by them when they released the immortal empries patch.
>>528569127I suppose it doesn't count until it actually happens. Like how Boris and the Red Duke will be coming eventually.
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>>528569395>Like how Boris and the Red Duke will be coming eventually.
>>528567382>can I has link :3Not him, but that's Mice's work.
>>528568980I am positive Norsca will get FLC eventually they have a mountain of characters they can pick from with lots of lore and tabletop models.
>Mortkin(Has his own mini campaign in tabletop)>Styrkaar>Melekh the Changer>Egil Styrbjorn(Literally has his own novel.)>Beorg Bearstruck>Vardek Crom>Valnir the Reaper
>>528569738Norsca needs to be undivided, so they have Mortkin and Beorg, who is a literalwho.
>>528569920They could pull a CoC and put in a character for each god. Give them all the marked marauders and such.
>>528569920>Norsca needs to be undividedSays who? Just limit the Razing to 1 faction.
Also Crom who's entirely undivided
Pharaoh FLC factions:
Sea People
Babylon
Assyria
>>528569738Styrkaar should be in the game he is one of two characters that has 5 pages in chaos lore book that gamesworkshop published.
Potential Medieval 3 FLC factions:
Venice
Milan
Scotland
Kiev
Denmark
>>528570207I mean Slaanesh turned Styrkaar into a lesser demon in 8th edition lore after he had Styrkaar merge with Sle'zuzu to steal his power so he is a very highly likely candidate for the Slaanesh FLC lord.
>>528570614>We just get the fucking Fulgrim model as a LH
Will any of you anons be playing the RT DLC tomorrow?
>>528571781No I have to finish wotr first
>>528571781Tomorrow I finish my exams and I'm really excited for the dlc but I'm worried about a buggy launch. And since I also haven't played Void shadows I'm not sure what to expect launch wise.
>>528567649>>528568321Can someone link the video?
I want a vampire bloodlines DLC just so I can play a good guy vampire like Ushoran.
>>528572552It is one of the Omens of Destruction videos they talk about future patches and shit. He specifically uses Egrimm as an example of future FLC coming and says don't expect FLC LLs like him in patches that are not DLC patches.
Evens Thorek
Odds Skarsnik
0 Belacuck
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>Dragon Slayer
>Has the casualty replenishment option
>>528572335Void Shadows launch was fine, bugs were minor and they got patched fast
>>528574491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdpfnpHjGZE
>>528574491>You aren't dead yet, don't shame our ancestors, stand up and keep fighting!They basically tell other Dwarfs that if they need rest in order to replenish they are whiny little bitches and therefore not Dwarfs.
If Three Kingdoms was so successful then why don't they try making a Three Kingdoms 2?
Yeah, Elspeth is the easier overall campaign but does Gelt have the easier earlygame? Having a helstorm rocket battery as a starting unit just melts through his first main enemies which are Dark Elves (weak to artillery) and Skaven (really weak to artillery)
>>528576868It was in production and cancelled because of HYENAS
Things to know in a Tamurkhan campaign:
>research the healing battle ability ASAP or you won't beat Kholek
>research the +15 relations with Chaos tech right after or Archaon'll betray you any screw up your campaign
>never stop beating up Grimgor, Greasus and Ghorst, you have to kill them or else
>pray Cathay doesn't win totally and dec on you or you'll spend you campaign running away
>>528576868It joined the -ACK
>>528564596>Mortar I guess it's ok when your allies use gunpowder
>>528577116I did 0 of this on VH/VH and won against Kholek with ease and befriended Archaon naturally, Rot Knights and Kazyk rape every threatening option from Kholek, after that Grimgor is a cakewalk, enjoy a free autowin campaign
>>528577116Is this an ironic post or what? Tamurkhan is one of the easiest, most braindead campaigns in this entire game.
It kind of sucks how easy Arbaals campaign is, you can just ignore your starting settlements for the most part and just send Arbaal off to anywhere, go to war then leave back home safe and sound, wish it was a bit harder ngl
>inb4 just use Skarbrand
Sorry I dont play homosexual demons made for faggots, humans are the only cool part of fantasy games
>>528577817>>528577925in my L/VH Tamurkhan campaign my lands were entirely at the mercy of Kislev, the Dwarfs, Cathay and Gelt. I turned into a refugee, sacking Cathayan cities with my four armies while trying to reach Grimgor, who had eaten up Zhatan during the truce I was forced into in order to kill Archaon. I still would have gotten a Long Victory by wiping out Grimgor and teleporting to Nuln via cult, but man, was everybody sacking and conquering my settlements all the time a turn-off. I ultimately just stopped playing.
>>528532970I drew this a long time ago.
>>528577116You forgot to mention how ridiculously busted both Kayzk and his Rot Knights are.
Praise Nurgle!
>>528555662And better LD. And far armor. And piss-cheap at that. And for the record, with Lord nearby they have ~10 better MA and MD which is larger difference than you think. Even if they didnt have armor advantage, they'd have 45% hit chance against Swordmen who would only hit 25% of the time - factoring in routing Jade Warrior unit would come out with 50% hp or more against similar-cost Swordmen. Then factor in their ranged is better (shielded + armored and elites are curved shot AP with longer range than handgunners). Jade Warrior/Crossbowmen/Fire Rain Rocket stack is ridiculously cost-efficient and simple.
cathayans are built for being eaten by ogres
Why didn't beastcoomers latch onto fimir when fimir canonically have to kidnap females of other races to reproduce while beastmen are much more likely to sacrifice or eat the kidnapped females alive
>>52858026535 speed nurgle chosen are also great, also bile trolls, absolute MVP's
>>528578859Maybe this is with the new AI settings but when I played Tamurkhans campaign, Archaon and Arbaal wanted to be my friend early on so I just signed a non-aggression pact with him and it let me have my flank secured as I went to town on Grimgors shitstack armies, the only issue I had is that Cathay and Gelt kept me locked up in a constant war so I had to take over Cathay before turning around and heading towards Nuln, ended up in a longass campaign to Nuln that it got a bit tedious but whatever, it was easy mode throughout
ok someone explain this to me
when you start the game you typically have one region with basic infrastructure, a starting army, and an obvious expansion route. you can basically follow a step by step guide for your first few turns until you are established in your starting province, and from there you can basically just flowchart your development to get to a working economy. ai factions start in the exact same situation because they are also possible player factions. why can't ca program them to follow the same basic instructions as a player following a guide to get to a point where they are able to recruit strong armies? why do they have to have economy cheats and recruitment cheats and ar cheats?
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>>528580625They're just not as funny as they think they are is all. Fimir are for refined rapist gentlemen.
>>528580731Thats what the new AI options are trying to do now for minor factions
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>>528580731>why can't ca program themBecause they can barely program as it is.
>>528580865Hey, this a Rabi general
>>528580358I said they have better defensive stats, and they cost 550 compared to only 375 for a swordsman. the point is that jademanii are like dwarfs and don't have the offensive power to play forward. jade crossbows don't have ap so you are reliant on higher tier units like crane gunners and artillery to actually threaten things.
>>528580848no it's not, the ai rebalance is just changing their cheat numbers. I'm asking why do they need cheats at all? the vast majority of player decisions in campaigns, especially in early turns, can easily be copied by the computer.
>>528581496>AI balances Legendary difficulty off Legend>the AI constantly cheeses all your armies>you lose by turn 3>send it to Legend to save your disaster campaign
Lizardmen need a rework just so their ai can compete, they shouldn't feel like an endagered species during your Lustria campaigns
First time I've ever survived a rat ambush by a superior force with a non-LL stack. Blessed am I.
I searched "skaven" on twitter
It was a mistake.
Fellate me you undead fucking cunts. This is with an already severely damaged army. I just barely managed to scrape by a second victory, and they are about to send their fifth and sixth armies at me JUST FUCK OFFFFFFFF
Why do Arch Lectors sound so sassy in their quotes. Like when they say "Yes, Son of Sigmar!" It sounds like they are being sarcastic
>>528583789>Picking the fat guy lord over a thiccc scene demon
>>528583836they're above secular authority, they frown on Karl Franz bossing them around
>>528583789Update these fucking cunts just picked up round four holy fuck
>>528583945My mortal armies fuck of humans are lead by humans and my demon armies of sluts are lead by demonic sluts it's all about the thematic armies man
Captcha S2XXX
>>528583789Slaanesh has the best loading screen in the game bar none.
>>528570207The thing with Styrkaar (iirc) is he never got a real model and rule of his own.
IIt would not be the first time for CA (Alberic) but why bother when there is other Chaos characters ?
>>528532928remember you are here forever
>mfw Norsca means no Hrug and Kurgan
>>528584834>The thing with Styrkaar (iirc) is he never got a real model and rule of his own.He got a model in Storms of Chaos that was reused in End Times.
>>528585534What do you mean? We have two Kurgan legendary lords in the game. Sayl and Tamurkhan are both Kurgans. Of course we don't have the leader of Kurgans which is Crom.
>>528581496That's how difficulty in most games worked, works and will work - higher numbers whether it is stats or number of opponents. The idea is to test your skills against unfair advantage, not perfectly balanced and fair one because the difference between all kinds of players is too big to design an AI that will perfectly adapt to playstyles of skillful player, cheeser and complete retard. "The perfect AI" doesn't exist and probably won't exist for many years.
>>528580625Fimirs are locked in an unpopular race/DLC, hopefully it will change soon with ToT coming with rework and more Fimirs .
(also making too much fun of Fimirs rape may lead to redditors and Basedtek asking for completely removing it from lore)
>>528563114if they gave me shogun 2 with modern resolution support and quick deal i would unironically pay them 60 eurobucks right now
>>528572760Ushoran is the most depressing character in Warhammer.
>>528574491>if he dies he dies
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man FUCK elves
Given Dwarf Ancestor ghosts are a thing, has a Slayer ever been brought back as a ghost? Did they technically fulfill their oath and are free? Are they better than armored ghosts because it's not like ghost armor does anything but look fancy and they're faster on top of that? Would a famous Daemonslayer be seen as honored?
>>528585946real rts games stopped increasing difficulty with cheat numbers over a decade ago.
>>528447890Warhammer Fantasy is a dead franchise. Sigmar is the current one.
>b-b-b-but Old World!A way for GW to practice graverobbing.
>>528587535ah shit I kicked the hornet's nest
>>528587535men FUCK elves
>>528587707And they are still easier to beat than the games before them, they are also not as competent as real human opponents, very far from it in fact because they still need to be handicapped by "human" apm capability. Otherwise it would be counted as cheats too.
>>528587815>Sigmar is the current one.there are exactly 0 good smegmar games and even fa/tg/uys will laugh at you for this statement
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>>528585603Never wad HIS model.
i got slaanesh vineyard and witch hunter barracks spawn right next to eachother
Man dragons feel horrible without a life wizard
>they added the sacred scythe chapterhouse as an unusual location
>but not as a usable unit
gay as fuck desu
>>528591598Weren't they already added as one of the elector count units
There's so fuckin many knight units now that I don't know which is which and we'll never get proper knight masters
Woman dragons feel horrible without a life wizard
dude tomb kangz spend way too fucking long to get high tier units, its casket of souls until turn 80, but it guess when you get big there's no stopping since you can pump out armies with no upkeep like no tomorrow
>>528591761no they havent been added as an EC unit even though they fit for Sylvania but also every chapter should honestly just be variations of empire knights with differences for flavor
>>528588205hope their armies are like 70% spearmen
>>528592002Dont you like your slowburn army? Also just spam Ushabti buildings until you get big, Ushabti greatbows are really strong
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>Playing Nurgle
>Get to short term victory
>Dwarf Crisis starts to occur
Well no long term victory for this campaign..
cheat dragons feel horrible without a cheat wizard
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>>528588624aoe2de extreme ai plays at the level of a 1000 elo human. some of the starcraft 2 ais were actually good too and capable of using real build orders.
>>528588624I think you misunderstand something, ai can absolutely shit all over human players and devs can easily implement it in a variety of ways, from bullshit hacks to "well, shit. I literally can't multitask on that level"
the actual difficulty comes from finding the sweet spot of a dumbed down ai that is still a convincing threat to most players (not turbo autists like this thread)
Is Attila worth it at $9? Are any of the dlc worth getting? (haven't played a total war more recent than rome 2)
>>528593276IIRC that game has good sieges, which is fairly novel?
if its that cheap I'd just get a game+dlc bundle if the dlcs were also on sale. are they?
>>528593276>Is Attila worth it at $9yes you need to do something for the textures however
>Are any of the DLC worth gettingFeel the game out but the most agreed upon DLCs are Empire of Sand, Age of Charlemagne and the Longbeards one. Keep in mind that Charlemagne DLC is not the same time period and probably the only Medieval 3 we will see for this decade
>>528592765THAUMANCY DJARRRR!
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>>528592216they're spamming darksharts at me
>>528594624how do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>>528594624even the AI recognizes that that is a shit faction army-wise
>>528594754As lizardmen you're powerless against the fartsharts.
This game has more active players than TWWH2, but is the mod scene as active? Do mods get updated, did the modders die with a lot of the hype for the game?
Also is there a replacement mod to allow recruiting elector count units or Ikit's special units?
There's one for the elves but I don't think there are any others.
So is there any reason to not stack like 2-3 runemasters in every Dwarf army with the shared rune cooldown time reduction spam?
>>528595347well, I think you lose the army buffs since they don't stack? that might be it?
>>528594624>>528594984Skinks cohort wins against most t1 unit. They have more numbers on top of poison attack.
>>528594984Just get some Chameleon stalkers. Hell, I think even regular chameleon skinks can out-melee darkshards while taking minimal damage on the charge.
>Normal campaign difficulty
>Hard battle difficulty
>Dwarf Legendary Lord
Yep, time to settle some groodges.
How do we fix the Vampire Counts? Does the bloodline vampire lords need to be removed or change? People seem to want all lords to be necromancers and then need to earn getting a vampire lord since they are just better than master necromancers. I also hate the 2 types of ghoul king lords we have
>>528591598>>528591761The last empire DLC will be 'Sword and Socerey" it will bring Wizard Lords (all schools) and knight chapter masters. And the knight recruitment will be folded into the same building chain and not divided by needing a knight chapter house in a specfic province or needing an elector count appointed. As well asfoot knights so the empire can have a real frontline
>>528596978They kinda fucked up by making the bloodline lords a free part of their rework. I don't even know the DLC ghoul king is any different from the bloodline strigoi
Can't really make the other bloodlines paid DLC without something feeling wrong. All that's left are the stupid jade blooded
>>528455513both and fix hellebron while you're at it
>>528593486They are, it's something like $35 for everything.
>>528598268fairly worth it
Which Beastmen LL should I pick playing as Taurox? Need a fellow bro to spitroast Morathi
>>528598681malagor being a flying caster is pretty nasty
>>528594754cold one riders
>>528513294Imagine all the everything we could have had if the billion dollars that warhammer made wasn't spent on.. whatever it is that we don't talk about anymore
>>528598298might as well then. Probably as recent as I'll go in terms of total war.
>>528561972it's almost like they've been deliberately delaying a vampire counts dlc for the last 5 years across three different titles
>>528580625Because they aren't brown and the gay men who fetishize such things want them to be brown
>Finally clean up the rats and lokhir as Zhao Ming after they both kept running away and killing minor factions
>Look around to see what my next target will be
>Great wall has fallen and Vilitch is currently mind-breaking Miao into NOT accepting confederation
>Greasus getting triple-teamed by Drazhaoth, Ghorst and Grimgor
>Gelt and Nakai killed the vampires and the other minor factions and are now ripping southern china apart against each other
Well shit. Never seen china in this much of a mess
>>528580625They would have to play for more than 20 turns to unlock them and Beastcoomers are homosexuals who want to see muscular goatmen instead of freaky lizards.
>>528599740Would we get Melkhior or would CA bring back W'soran?
>>528602357life is a PHASE!
>>528595027It definitely is bigger than 2. Modders went crazy in the first year and then realized that CA does like 10 updates + dlc a year and how much of a nightmare it is to refactor their mods every time because they're literally always fucking with the animation tables or something else that breaks their mods every update to "improve the game" (they can't actually fix shit it's just tweaking numbers). The comments are always full of people asking for slightly different variations of their mods and sfo compatible bullshit so it's kind of tapered off. I imagine that once the official updates end and if the new dlc are good the modding scene will see a revival. It definitely has more mods than 2 overall I think.
>>528595027a lot of people myself included wont upload to workshop because you cant call people retarded fucking faggots for being unable to read
>>528599397you will want a mod called "performance maker for massive battles"
some CA retard left the level of detail distance on max no matter what so the game chugs because it tries to draw max detail units all the time
>>528605104So where do you upload?
Mmmm Dinner.
Few too many losses for my preference, however they're skaven... thus any amount of losses leading to a win is acceptable.
>>528605503in general nowhere but sometimes here if some anon asks for a mod
>asks CA support for help because campaign loading times for some reason doubled after 6.2
>they give nonsense fixes like validate the files clear cache
>say I did that didnt work
>now they ask for a dxdiag and msinfo even though my loading times were completely fine before the patch and i changed nothing
>they ghost me
why even have support then? fucking bitches
>>528606069Them asking for your specs and not offering an immediatee solution is normal tho. Send everything they ask and they will do a hotfix.
>>528606285I did send it to them also im not alone in this issue at least ive seen a few people with the same issue i have no fucking idea what could cause it im on vanilla too
>>528606396Make a post on reddit (and maybe d*scord). Say you already contacted game support and write "please contact the game support if you are having the same issue" to generate more awareness and data.
>>528606069nuke appdata folder and delete something from the steam install folder so it actually has to load something when you verify data
make sure you didnt accidentally install the game on the wrong drive
>>528607068sadly did that already
Im so fucking tired of Ikit Claw this bitch gets everything I swear
>guns
>nukes
>fast units
>wanna fly in to snipe his artillery or him? howling warpgale get shot to fuck
>oops better guard your artillery though menace from below non stop
>oh and i'll spam warp lightning 9000 times, have second wind serum to regen and have an explosion ability too :)
who the fuck on the dev team has a hard on for Ikit?
>>528609093Idk what race you are playing but 4 to 6 cav against any kind of rat army brings easy win.
If dwarfs, you were suppose to suffer against plagueclaw catapults and overcasted warplightning.
>>528610713sadly I cant afford cav Its still early in the campaign so im still using dirt eating peasants Ikit Claw zoomed in on me before I could even blink
>>528600452Alright so the good news is that I was able to beat back vilitch and rebuild the wall with sis. The neutral news is that gelt did kill nakai and is just cleaning up the defenders. And the WTF news is that grimgor declared war on me, killed greasus and has taken the somewhat less conventional route of besieging me from the fucking wall. Just one of those campaigns I suppose
>>528610851Even peasant cav is effective. You just ned to rout them once and run them down.
I love slaughtering chorfs.
Early game they're sitting ducks.
Lategame they're painful, but if you rush them they crumble
>>528611921yeah i probably should've done that desu I just really hate Mounted Yeomen they're so shit but I have that rat bitch cornered in skavenblight anyways
I will bake but it will take 300 seconds
New thread since this one is already over 800 posts.
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>>528612143Whats the special fire priest with the red icon? never seen that in an ogre campaign?