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>>528061952
If it is no Bonnie and Clyde ending would you rather keep Lucia or Jason? Hope they can make a male main again which I can relate to without dull voice acting and lines. Who was the last male lead you really enjoyed in GTA?
>>528616474>would you rather keep Lucia or Jason?If we can fuck mud girl I keep Jason.
>the last male lead you really enjoyedClaude/Johnny Klebitz
>>528616474>would you rather keep Lucia or Jason?With what we know so far, my pick is Jason.
>Who was the last male lead you really enjoyed in GTA?Nico for playable characters, Tenpenny for NPCs
>>528618154could have not done the steroids on him and leave the guy average build
>Tenpennyhe makes a good villain and would probably be your generic griefer in online
>main protagonist starts coughing after reaching new town
>the ground is very dusty and arid
great environmental storytelling
>>528615003>>528608340>if anything they felt like the parodies of GTA you'd see in movies and TV shows back in the 00s.>which was mistakenly believing that the LOL RANDOM was the thing that drew people to their game.rockstar was on the way of making this same mistake with V and online
>>528616474>buzzcut dudebro protagonist>I'M A FUCKING MARINE>wears a cap backwardsI'm already annoyed by Jason's character, I hope they give him a foot fetish or something to nuance him.
>>528622942i hate the khanjali and the scarab
>>528622798I agree, I think what hit Rockstar was that to this day many people don't like how real and gritty IV is compared to every other game in the franchise, it's a very depressing game but It's still one of my favorites.
It feels a lot like what would you expect from a NY crime drama with Eastern Europe people.
They sort of departed a bit from that with the DLC and brought it a bit back to GTA standards but it was still good and not bad as GTA V ended up being, specially in retrospect.
>>528622965>2026 soon>my fetish is still getting shunned
>>528623151You're weird, deal with it
>I love the penthouse
>but can't relax for shit there because you can hear the warzone outside
I can't wait for the mansions update
>>528623890you deal with my existence
>>528623132the thing is, all the PS2 GTAs are pretty serious in the actual writing. sure, you do some goofy stuff like break into Area 51 or use a robot dildo to crack open a safe, but in-universe the characters take everything dead serious. Saints Row meanwhile feels like I'm watching an episode of Monday Night Raw.
Sorry but saints row 2 > gta4
>>528624552>the thing is, all the PS2 GTAs are pretty serious in the actual writing. sure, you do some goofy stuff like break into Area 51 or use a robot dildo to crack open a safe, but in-universe the characters take everything dead seriousI mean that's Saints Row and Saints Row 2, with all due respect.
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>>528624801not really. the writing never takes itself seriously, it's always winking at the audience. Like I said, it's like watching wrestling.
>>528625432All I can say after this exchange is, that's your perspective, I don't think it's right but it's ok if you feel that way.
>>528625432NTA but it clear you didn't play it or you are retarded.
>>528625579I guess if you grew up with Saints Row you'll obviously be more attached to it. I was already late into my teens by the time I played them so had no connection to the series.
>>528625668>you can only like something if it was at a very specific time and I was definitely at a better age than you when I played it so my opinion is more validI'm born 1983 and when the games were out I pretty well could evaluate them without any rose tint goggles. Calm down sperg.
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>>528625605watch your tone, child
>>528625825>pale soft skin without calluses and no visible ageing>I'm olderI love this site and the people here are very good at projecting.
>>528625805>I'm bornESL, opinion discarded.
>>528625668I grew up with GTA, Vice City and SA to be more specific, I actually only played a bit of Saints Row (the first one) because of it's Xbox Exclusivity and poor Xbox emulation scene (it has gotten better but I had some serious crashes and the first game is a bit rough around the edges, not story wise but mechanically they were still figuring out activities and some of them are ass compared to their SR2 variants), so it's not really a rose tinted glasses thing in this case.
SR2 is that harmony between stupid silly GTA V and serious GTA IV, people dislike how stupid silly GTA V is but they also hate how serious GTA IV is, so the game strikes a perfect balance with some serious moments and then some levity so it doesn't drag the mood too much to the ground.
>>528625901now THIS is projection
>>528625907That's the last straw! LMAO
>>528626015I said it first and you had to google the clinical definition to even know what it meant, ESL-kun
>>528625986I disagree. the game always makes a note to tell you that it's video game, up to the point it arguably breaks the fourth wall at times. it's not a satire of American culture like GTA, but rather a satire of GTA.
the only one that even remotely takes itself seriously is SR1. but that's because it's intentionally trying to be 'next gen San Andreas'. They rushed it out the door fast to beat R* to the punch on having a 7th gen game.
ยฟUghh Jason, por quรฉ me duele el ojete?
>>528626016cope
>>528626109yes, because you were self-reporting. that's generally how projection works.
>>528626260>I disagree.>>528625432>not really.What mongoloid ESL doesn't understand the concept of opinions?
>a satire of GTAYou are actually brain dead.
>>528626260I seriously don't know what are you talking about now and I replayed SR2 fairly recently.
If you told me SR3 and IV I would've had agreed with you because It's true that SR3 was the start of the decline into being like Rick and Morty reddit humor but SR2 and SR took itself seriously when not doing activities, which was the point I made early, the devs thought the funny silly shit from activities was the draw and threw the gangster drama part out of the window trying to find an identity that made people stop saying it's just another GTA clone.
>>528626260>up to the point it arguably breaks the fourth wall at timeslooks like you missed all the times gta v does this after the torture scene and during the false border patrol missions
trevor is 4th wall broken incarnate but your arguments are so cheery picked and wrong it keeps flying over your head that they can be said about the gta franchise as well
let me guess: you just like being some edgy arm chair contrarian and the moment you get called out you resort to ad hominem and distractions
>>528625825>geimu.jpgAlert! Lonely anime incel lingo detected!
>>528626621good thing I never defended GTA 5.
>>528626451picrel
>>528626715anime website
>>528626576SR2 has a pro wrestler as one of the faction leaders who drives around in a monster truck, and has a cyberpunk-style megacorp controlling the city like a puppetmaster from an underground black site.
>>528627276>9gag tier reaction images that stopped being funny 2009makes my point you are out of your depth
>>528627276Dude, Maero is not a pro wrestler, Maero is just a Monster Truck driver in Stillwater Arena.
You might be thinking of Killbane from Saints Row 3 and mixing them up, as for the Megacorp are you talking about Ultor? Ultor is literally a real estate developer trying to gentrify the city to make money, they use the gangs to justify their existence.
Furthermore they don't "control the city" until you kill every other gang and they use it as a way of saying that the Saints are a threat and Ultor should be paid to deal with you and basically get the keys to do whatever they want.
>>528618501they showed jason working out in trailer 2, there'll probably be a fitness system or the "average guy" will be earlier in the story.
>>528627616Thanks anon, really want to stay average myself as Jason. Would be glad as well if we could make Lucia less plump. Real tired of the big butts and busty latina "appeal".
>>528627607This is just to reaffirm that maybe you are confusing stuff from all the games.
The only thing about Maero and Wrestling is a line in the later games where Phillipe (A character from SR3) speaks with him in SR IV (the one with virtual reality and aliens) when you call them as homies and he tells him that he (Maero) reminds him of a an associate of his (Killbane the wrestler from SR3) and asks him if he ever considered masked wrestling to which Maero responds with "Well, I don't like... wait, what?"
I mean I legit think it's not about subjectively disliking or liking the game anymore and more of that you are misremembering a lot of stuff.
>>528627890BBW Lucia? My body is ready.
>>528630736>bbwand that fine i guess. either extreme has appeal, I just hate the middleground.
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>>528616474>Who was the last male lead you really enjoyed in GTA?Luis. Easily the most based GTA protagonist. I have no idea why he's always so overlooked, is it because he's Dominican so whiteys, latinx nor black people relate to him?
>>528631042>so whiteys, latinx nor black people relate to him?Yes he filtered me and I am not even mad to admit it. He's a good character though.
>>528631042Luis was pretty good I feel bad for forgetting about him when I answered the question of what was the last protagonist I liked.
Realistically the answer would be him instead of Nico by order of release.
>>528631592so you instantly change your opinion about the best character to the least memorable one you already forgot
>>528631740Anon didn't ask what was the best protagonist, he asked which one was the last one that (WE) liked, and I liked Luis so yes I have to make the correction.
>>528631839Sorry *who was the best protagonist*, I need to catch some sleep.
People like to talk about how the GTA:O Protag is an absolutely psychopath and villain, but compared to the Saints Row Protag the GTA:O Protag doesn't hold a candle.
>>528632631I think Rockstar tries too hard to justify your actions in GTO to reach that cusp SR protag has, having no voice or opinions doesn't help either a lot of times your character feels like a lackey to everyone around him, even his employees.
I find it real hard to see the GTAO protag as a psychopath and villain because of little cutscenes like when you escape through the gate in Cayo. He just throws a hissy fit because he can't open the gate and then he sees the big ass green button that says EXIT
It just takes me out of it
>>528616474All GTA protags are super lame, they're all submissive delivery boys until the last 2 missions when the game decides it's time to "fight back".
RDR has the same problem because of mission design but Arthur and John feel like actual characters.
>>528623151Your fetish is a brain pathway gone wrong.
Get a working brain.
>>528632958In his defense tho, the SR protagonist has a strong sense of loyalty towards the other Saints, specially Gat, he is that classic criminal archetype of a person willing to go lengths for his crew while everyone else is just a casualty.
It's something I wish was explored more with the GTA:O character, like feeling you're building a crew with your empire and that crew is family.
The closest thing to that was ironically the Juggalo Crew that many people hate (I liked them desu).
>>528633575>All GTA protags are super lame, they're all submissive delivery boys>Your fetish is a brain pathway gone wrong.>Get a working brain.maybe start posting anything that is not pure concentrated negative vibes
>>528633575>they're all submissive delivery boysthat's called life anon. we all have to eat our plates of shit
>>528634736I think Tommy is the only one who takes a more proactive and leading role, I would say CJ too after Act 1 but he is still his brother bitch at the end, because instead of telling him to fuck off with the hood mentality because it killed almost everyone he cared about and cares about him, he just takes it up and goes back to waging turf wars to catch Smoke and Tenpenny.
i like jason alot since the last trailer
first trailer made him look like a yes man simp
>does your laundry if you give him 5 dollars for it
>murders you because someone else offered him 6 dollars for it
Is the Garment Factory worth getting?
What about the "Laundering Front" stuff?
Currently, I only own the freebie businesses, a Weed Farm, Hangar (just got the Raiju because it's fun), Submarine and Agency.
Looking for general advice or wisdom from ye OG fags. Like which businesses are actually worth getting or if there are any just for the sake of fun missions alone.
Any heists similar to the Casino or Cayo that are doable with just two people?
Much love bwos
yall really kink shaming in here, like you're any better "haha i'm a perfectly adjusted asexual worker drone, why aren't you normal?" you're the one who has issues f@m, you're going to actually buy the draft thats coming soon instead of telling them to fuck off.
>>528635289>i like jason alot since the last trailer>first trailer made him look like a yes man simpI agree, the second trailer fixed him.
>>528635650Was Claude true neutral?
>>528635661>Is the Garment Factory worth getting?100% best biz besides acid lab. it's so cheap you have returned the money in a day.
>>528635725the threads are shit for a while since perma online dude is posting his guy 24/7
>>528635661Acid lab is good and I like the characters (but they might not be your cup of tea), garment factory is good for farming two missions specifically and you can do those alone even, the yusuf chop shop is good and makes good passive income if you tow cars (leaves you with time to take breaks from the activity if you're blown out), Night club has one if not the best passive income and all you gotta do is wait and visit it after it ticks twice so you can keep it giving you 50k every in-game day.
>>528634287Geez, do I have to end every joke with 'lol' ?
I'd like to give you people some credit...
>>528635725The only good fetish is my fetish.
>>528636009Rent free my dude.
>>528635661garment factory only gives mini-heists and an asset but it pays itself back very quick, the missions are pretty fun. mckenzie airfield pays itself back in 2 mission storyline completions (you can do the storyline in under an hour), i like some parts of the missions and i dislike some parts of them
car wash + weed store + helitours is alright, i like the missions but it's not really a money making scheme, just content for the sake of having content. buying the weed store and helitours only gives you an extra 3000 passive income each 48 minutes, and they cost 2mil together so not very worth it
>>528636245your posts are either an underage person trying to fit in or a 40+ year old facebook user learning how to post on 4chan
the sooner you stop forcing it so hard the better you'll actually be not perceived as sore thumb in here
you either have no self awareness or you are meta trolling by playing this hecking reddit persona
>>528636009He keeps these threads alive, that's what he does. And on this board slicked back hair /fa/ dude is a hero! End of subject!
>>528636474Just call him autistic shut-in and save yourself the time.
>>528636651i like you already
with the high polycount in GTA VI i will be finally able to fap to my online boss' feet
>drove other regulars out that bumped by arguing with them non stop
>is somehow revered as hero for making the threads less multifaceted
>>528637913>miseryposting, bitching, whining, complaining 24/7 and targeting other posters is what makes threads goodfuck off
>>528637913>discount scarface guy is a festering tumourNow we agree. I miss some anons from the old covers. Been looking at the geocities page in OP and you can see how many people left since he patrols this thread like it is his own. Can't believe it is almost a year since some of them posted
>>528638019Oh you sound triggered as fuck. Better OD now.
>he doesn't just post about gta regardless
luv me tampa
>kid got so mad about being called out he reported the op image to kill the thread but the jannies only removed the file
>>528638714Will this new character be in the mansions DLC?
>>528616474>without dull voice acting and linesKilled male V for me in Cyberpunk because you cannot immerse yourself when the MC is asking about things the story explained hours ago already.
>>528616474unironically Trevor
>>528641021what killed Cyberpunk for me was every single NPC being pic related
For me, it's shitty low profile apartments in the middle of nowhere
I also wish there were more dynamic poses and shit for better screenshots.
>>528642046>For me, it's shitty low profile apartments in the middle of nowhereBased, i love Zancudo Ave
Is cayo rebreathers bugged for anyone else?
>>528616474Keep Jason, kill Lucia
>Who was the last male lead you really enjoyed in GTA?Niko. Very relatable.
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>>528642046Based char, tell me more about music and vehicles you like. Does director mode work for posing? I'm honest that I never used it one minute in my life.
>>528616474>If it is no Bonnie and Clyde ending would you rather keep Lucia or Jason?Jason, but there's totally going to have a ending where they ride into the sunset together
>Who was the last male lead you really enjoyed in GTA?Luis and Niko
>>528642659No, I play invite only lobbies
i hope gta6 has a decent strip club and prostitutes, they could do some real magic with mocaped "visual asmr" like scenes. and don't you dare judge me in this crime game about crime lol.
speaking of, what actually are the services for 70 bucks and 100 bucks? i assume one is the ass but which?
>>528635661inb4 it gets nerfed to the point where the safe content minus the daily fee will barely make profit
>>52864278180's sporty coupes. Not a big fan of the GTA V/O radio stations so I just alternate between west coast classics and the music locker (as well as some cheeky immersion-related stuff like rebel radio in the boonies)
>Does director mode work for posing? No idea, I only tried it once in single player just to see what's up.
>>528644081I like the clean builds and encourage you to paint some of the black cars in those new effect paints. They are nice if kept to deep blues and masculine colors.
>Not a big fan of the GTA V/O radio stationsI get that but I am too lazy to curate songs for my own. So I leech off other people to copy their taste.
>>528644081>KEK platevery nice
>>528644081>Not a big fan of the GTA V/O radio stationssame, my self radio is the MSX and Rise FM mixes from gta3
although i do really like some of the mission background music, like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw4tKF3W5OY
>>528643521no, in gta6. dont suggest other stuff when thats not what I mean.
>>528643239>mocaped "visual asmr" like scenes>don't you dare judge me in this crime game about crime lol>services for 70 bucks and 100 bucks>i assume one is the ass>>528645641>dont suggest other stuff when thats not what I meanwhat summer holidays do to 14 year old tourists visiting 4chan
>>528642659are you going to groom me into becoming your discord kitten?
>hur underaged
no thats you.
forgot why I bother to post online anymore. you're all asshats.
>>528646548>no u>you're all asshatsare you done?
>>528646487Still regret asking a zoomer or gen a on /g/ to explain me what that is and I want to forget this is a real thing.
>>528646678>greentext copy paste insult complete with morrowind meme>are you done?not while you're still breathing no.
>>528646971>not while you're still breathing nosucks for you because I will keep pinging you with replies that upset you
>>528616474Niko and Luis, Vic Vance also wasn't half bad desu senpai.
>>528632958 (gay)
>>528616714 (gay)
faggy name desu
>>528646487You mean GTA+ kitten?
>>528649815If you pay my membership I'll be yours~
:3
>>528635661Garment factory is 4 mini heists+pity daily income, all of which are pretty enjoyable(besides some setup mission RNG being able to send you on the usual world tour instead of city drives. Seriously, a Terminal-Airport-Factory trip can be RNGd into Paleto Bay-Sandy Shores-Factory).
They all have salvage yard style bonus objectives, but all of which are much easier to accomplish, giving you 50k bonuses on the listed payment. I'd say look them up before starting the finales, they include staying in stealth, taking bonus loot first and total headshots etc.
The first time bonuses for the files are basically enough to cover the initial investment of the factory.
They can all be played solo but most I'd say are equally fun with a friend, black box being my favorite for a duo since you use a tula in that one.
McKenzie is another heist like Cluckin Bell, which both play well solo or with a friend, and I'd say a friend is preferred since both have parts where you need to do a thing and enemies are still attacking so having someone to shoot back during is very helpful.
>Tampa GT second highest top speed car in the game
>but it can't wheelie
R* just won't let me have my perfect classic muscle car. Maybe I'll just skip HSW on it. 125mph is still pretty decent,
>>528651895ah okay thanks i guess
>>528639054I'm placing my bets on either her, or Agent 14 returning for the final(?) DLC.
>>528642046One of my biggest pieces of RP purchases was buying the 4401 Procopio Drive place as a place I imagined my guy would go to chill out.
>>528652313>but it can't wheelieYes it can
>>528652826Really? One guy I saw compared it to the Vigero ZX HSW wheelie, which would suck.
>>528653443It does decently if you have good throttle control
>>528654441>>528653443It requires VERY fine throttle control on the HSW version, it's still doable, but you've got a TINY window to let off the throttle enough so you don't slam your ass into the ground, but not let off the throttle enough so that you keep your wheelie going.
If you really want to wheelie the non-HSW Tampa GT is the way to go.
If you're fine with really playing around on the throttle timing you can manage with the HSW one, but it's a lot harder and you'll fuck it up frequently.
>>528647417Now make her bikini red, white and blue.
>>528650581>make gta+ giftable>release the stripclub update>gta online makes another billion dollars
>>528656452Hope they are taking notes rn. Add putting a favie star on friendlist so you can receive private lapdances if both friends match each other.
>>528656116Yeah that's fair, if you're on keyboard you'll just have it pop up then slam into the back.
Anyone know what these guys are doing
>>528654441got i hate declasse cars, every single one is a hunk of boomer shit
>>528660715arent those cocaine supplies?
>>528663345Wenn ist das Nunstรผck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput![
>>528660715>>528667586When I see lootable cargo, I like to run the holder over instead of shooting. Usually I can avoid having to get rid of a wanted level that way.
>>528637913He is just samefagging
were there any new HSW cars added?
>>528669770Tampa GT and Woodlander
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Using the custom cover is cool. This one had one of my pics, so I'll be using for now
>>528670189god i wish they added dukes
>>528671281HSW should have been a way to upgrade old cars. It's weird to get a new car, and immediately turn it into HSW, instead of it simply being faster in base mode to begin with.
>>528671559yeah but that would be too logical
>>528670341>apb reloadedfuck man :(
>>528671559gtao is on mmo rules which means new content trivializes the last content
>>528672828An upgraded old car, is effectively a new car, with less required development time.
>>528670341>>528672584I miss it, playing cops was fun but being a criminal made money faster
Imagine a version of the game, in which the only cars that could be purchased directly from dealers or the website, was the common stuff you could steal for free off the streets.
Nothing off limits, if you see it, you can steel it somehow.
Certain spawns are rare, or surrounded by defenses. They take effort.
Some spawns exist under unusual conditions. The right weather. The right time of night. The right phase of the moon. When you've performed some seemingly unrelated act in advance.
Some rare cars are undrivable carcasses, that you have to tow back to a garage to repair.
Some cars are so difficult to acquire, that you will probably destroy it in the process, and then drag it back to a garage to repair.
Some cars exist by putting the body of one car on the drivetrain of another car.
Some cars exist by fusing the front of one car with the rear of another.
If you think you're going to put a 2000hp diesel engine from a train into a Tornado, don't be surprised that you can't fit a hood and fenders anymore, and don't be surprised that it only drives well in a straight line.
Different upgrades from different auto shops. Some shops good at race parts. Some shops specialize in towing. Some just paint and bling.
Imani tech on anything with room to install it. Maybe you have one compartment on this specific car, and you can only fit one device at a time.
>>528672584I still like and play the game from time to time, but it's not what it was at its peak. Enforcers were fun
>>528674060True that, Enforcers had no solo activities, except returning stolen cars/goods
The driving was shit, though
>>528675404Haha, what are you expecting, Grand Theft Auto?
Ridiculous
>>528675843I used to think APB was everything GTA Online should be back then, got monkey pawd because GTA Online did started going the APB route and it seems they are doubling down on it but also APB was sold to koreans and they killed the game
>>528675931Cool but what do this have to do with gta?
>>528676098That, and unfortunately, being plagued by cheaters, and a shit economy made harder for people to stick with it.
I even played the original RTW version and still own the physical version of it, and it was ok, but full price + subscription was not their greatest idea
GTAO back in 2013 was ecerything I wanted from APB, minus the Cop RP
I really want R* to steal bodies ragdolling inside cars from Saints Row.
>>528677191In another universe, GTA Stilwater Online
>>528676217I ask myself the same reading all this tourist shit today.
>>528676090A man can dream.
>>5286771912013 GTAO you could damage a car in a way that it loses a tire, but you could still drive it.
No longer
>>528677813It's still possible to remove a wheel from a car without completely destroying it, but difficult. If you can get a Chernobog, and make it squat over the corner of another car just right, you can remove their wheel.
GTA is a delivery simulator.
>>528683226This is probably my biggest pet peeve. After the CEO update, most updates became a delvery simulator. I can't blame them for this, though, Arena Wars was one of the few non delivery updates and it was a massive failure.
I'm glad they're somewhat leaning towards legit businesses, but with the core loop, they get old really fast.
Hopefully, VI addresses some of this
Pic related is the first time I've seen those, am I misremembering, or do they added these recently?
>>528684352When you are giving out that much cash per work if you don't have things to do with the money people will get tired very fast, what else you can do other than keep buying overpriced vehicles because they inflated the money, properties that are only used as garages, buying chips every few hours/minutes in the casino or pay ladies of the night for something that it sort of loses it's charm after a while or pretty quick depending on who you are.
Doesn't help only a few ways to make money aren't limited by arbitrary time limits so you're always pushed towards certain content if you want to make money.
>>528684352>After the CEO update, most updates became a delvery simulator.And it is unfair especially since there already is a mechanic where you make less by having tuned cars be delivered by your workers but they always total them.
AI in this game would allow for decent enough driving if you take cops for example. It should be possible to have the most basic things such as your getaway driver be an NPC.
>I'm glad they're somewhat leaning towards legit businesses, but with the core loop, they get old really fast.Could include NPCs here too, even online. As the boss you should do mostly organization as in organized crime. Decide who launders and see how efficient they are but also how much heat they generate.
I'm suggesting the laptop mimics TOR network again and they have crypto currencies besides GTA dollars. Just how casinos have chips.
If they really would make an effort your colonels would be randomly generated by R* servers. Let's say you don't use your goons smart and your top guy gets whacked by the random number logic. That's on you.
Take picrel, but randomly generated by R* for you. You hired them and you're the boss. Your illicit wins go through these peeps. They do all the lifting in the background. Of course you don't have to see it. Nobody wants to watch some jackass drive a car to the terminal and have it hooked to a container.
Chance of fuckup should be low unless you really work em too hard and their heat is too high.
This mechanic would get interesting as your empire grows as you have more serfs doing shit for you. Have other gangs whack someone more often or your guy is arrested if you move laterally.
>>528685801I don't know why there is no turf war mechanic, it would have made the world more lively for sure.
They could have reused the gang spawns placed around the city already to make the system if they couldn't be assed to implement some random spawning or whatever, could've had made that content more appealing if you give a reason for players to engage with it.
>>528684352Niobe has been out for a while, it was added with bounty DLC
>>528686379>I don't know why there is no turf war mechanicIn singleplayer this would work easily. In online I have an idea how to "fix" it but it would piss many people off.
If you want every player old and new to be able to play a turf war only SMGs and pistols should work temporarily in that area.
When you join a lobby you should be assigned a gang randomly for each area of the map.
Hoods/Projects would be Ballas vs Vagos.
North of the map would be bikers versus rednecks i don't know.
Else it makes no sense for hood gangs to drive all up north and it would be a very boring turf war.
I see no easy way to fix map size issues as easily as high level vs low level weapons.
It's not there because it doesn't work well outside single player. Naturally people will stay downtown.
I can only fix it by bribing players e.g. if you are a gang member in an understaffed map part your pay has a bonus.
For 10 years Rockstar doesn't get the word "incentive". There needs to be better pay for players playing in a way that makes the game fun and not repetitive.
Adding something like the cayo and acid lab is an amazing way to make everything else "boring" or inefficient.
Where is the modifier to make weed currently high in demand?
It's in the numbers, goy.
>>528687291I'm sorry, I didn't properly phrase it, I meant the smoke trails in the sky. I never saw those before
>>528687403I think it should be like the random spawns Gerald puts on the map for the safehouses you need to deal with but just not once a day and randomly appearing through the day or at least if you don't want to overwhelm the player with alerts once per in-game day, random gangs could be making startups that directly mess with a business you own, meaning you need to clear out if you want to have the best payouts per business (and I mean a boost to the already stablished payouts because this would suck pretty fast if it's just lest overall pay if you don't engage with the content) or faster production rates just something other than meager 10 to 30k that can't buy anything in this game anymore.
As for the map size yeah its too little to late, unlike SA the map really doesn't give you any reason to visit up north because whatever you can buy north you can buy in South LS and its more convenient, if anything they should have made missions and content always give you the location closest to where you are living/own the business, unless it's a story mission because there is a reason for that, but this opens another can of worms, that everything up north is just barren and a lot of business make no sense being up there, why go north and take a trip to Las Venturas if it was removed and a casino was placed in South LS (just ONE, not multiple to give you a sense that you're living in a real city) which I guess is another issue I have with map size, for Rockstar this was probably their most gameyfied map ever.
I just want to fight real online players who are not carrying miniguns without joining separate lobbies. No instancing all open world. And a loadout as in red dead online that limits you to one of each.
>>528688719>and a casino was placed in South LS (just ONE, not multiple to give you a sense that you're living in a real city) which I guess is another issue I have with map sizeInteresting especially since there is no illegal gambling. Their focus on making it that one big heist target limited the potential to have shady backrooms with poker players in a hotel suite playing illegally.
>it should be like the random spawns Gerald puts on the map for the safehouses you need to deal with but just not once a day and randomly appearing through the day or at least if you don't want to overwhelm the player with alerts once per in-game dayI'd do anything to fight less hordes of npcs. By all means they should be there to assist actual players to make it more beefy. They could put up tags so you control the area or you put up the tag. Other player or bot gives cover. Gang war is one after time runs out. Let's say there are 10 versus 10 in an open lobby in a gang war and you can have 7 tags, make it uneven so one team always controls more. You win if you control over 50% for most of the time.
And all this in freemode with regular weapons.
Can also limit ammo. Sure I want carbines. I know it sucks for pussies, but if there was basic ammo control like in counterstrike and you have just 5 mags on the M16 it really makes people think twice than spray.
Problem is shit doesn't make sense with 9999 ammo loadouts.
You don't have that in Red Dead Online either.
People take being a sucker for granted.
Not in the thread, in online.
>>528688196I want to say they been there for a while but I'm 100% on that.
>>528690005>10 versus 10 in an open lobby in a gang war and you can have 7 tags, make it uneven so one team always controls more. You win if you control over 50% for most of the time.See my solution was kinda general to benefit even solo players that can't be bothered by joining lobbies with cheaters and griefers, fuck why they don't give the player ally gang NPC's at this point like guards and drivers.
You have a bunch of guards and employees from multiple businesses, maybe different businesses give different upgrades to the crew that assist you during gang warfare, like owning the bunker gives them better weapons, the agency gives them better armor or better cars, etc.
>>528683226I wouldn't even mind it if they leaned into it a bit more.
Like if I could use one of my own trucks for the gun part deliveries from the bunker for example.
They almost did something like this with the nightclub delivery vehicles, but I think the game would have benefitted from some core system supporting it.
Like if each delivery had cargo load rating, which you could choose whatever eligible "transport" vehicle you have to use for, and that could be part of how quickly you are revealed.
So the better a vehicle is, the faster you are revealed to the session, giving a niche use to less conveniently "good" cars.
Anything can be interesting if you add enough nuance, which is why DS can make walking interesting.
>>528684352>Arena Wars was one of the few non delivery updates and it was a massive failure.To be fair, I feel like that was more so down to it just being pretty standard vs modes but with some of the highest buy-ins the game has.
Like why would I pay +3 million for a workshop and custom vehicle to fight other players in cars with the same payouts as the completely free to access modes like sumo?
Arena war should have had a serious boost to earnings, and if they don't want to just inflate numbers, maybe make betting required. If every player that enter a match has to throw 10k into a pot, where say the top 3 splits it 70-20-10(maybe with lobby options for winner takes all, and maybe bigger buyins for team games), then we have some real stakes and moneymaking potential to excuse the massive initial buy-in.
>>528690975>See my solution was kinda general to benefit even solo players that can't be bothered by joining lobbies with cheaters and griefersSo you want better singleplayer and coop? Because if you don't need humans that's all left.
Then online is really a failed concept if the solution is to avoid everyone rather than patch the game.
I have given serious thought how to remove the suck. And the answer as dead serious as in remove griefer weapons and limit ammo.
I didn't add oppressors, railguns, shadow orgs, off radar and all these features that serve no real purpose.
>maybe different businesses give different upgrades to the crew that assist you during gang warfareThat would create imbalances. If you have bikers versus rednecks you could be on motocross and quads which are similar enough for badlands.
I would go on but I'm not sure you want to talk about fixing online rather than making solo lobbies to avoid people.
Red Dead Online didn't need dynamite arrows for example.
This is purely Rockstar adding tools for suckers who need their 1-click-kill-everyone-in-20-feet power fantasies.
That shit doesn't need to be there at all.
>>528691758i agree in general and ammu nation is useless when you can refill from menus
>>528691758The thing is we are too far in the game cycle to actually remove the grief from the game, it would require them to basically remove all the milspec larp gear, you also would be trusting a community that's prone to cheating to not find a way to cheat the mode to add back or use things they shouldn't.
Which Rockstar is known for not caring since they're more busy trying to remove your ability to have a bag on your back and fixing money making exploits to reduce the absolute boring grindfest the game has become.
In a perfect world yes all you said should be good but only implemented from the first day so the community doesn't riot when you take their toys away.
My solution is implement stuff similar to SR Homie and Gang customization systems to see NPC's you might grew attached to more often and to give a sense that you actually have a crew instead of doing all the hard work yourself.
And to implement a system in the same vein of The Godfather 2 where controlling turf/business gives you a better crew to tackle situations but has the potential of being lost at any time if an enemy destroys it or captures it hell I'm surprised only a handful of fronts are attacked and only once every blue moon.
>>528692652I'm having wet dreams about GTA 6 anon. GTA V lost its battle to child audience appeal in a long time. Cheating never would have become a problem if they didn't add anti-cheat in the last year of 10 years. It wouldn't be one if they had paid for a better anti-cheat either. Right now only the most dumb *rage* hackers get detected.
>In a perfect world yes all you said should be good but only implemented from the first day so the community doesn't riot when you take their toys away.Say it ain't so. The perfect world is to actually try.
It's just as easy as basic realism.
In what world do you need 9999 ammo loadouts and carry 40 weapons constantly on your player?
Your solutions are good and they'd work fine, but there must be solutions that profit highly social and highly anti-social people.
You'd make plenty of friends in a fixed online mode too.
Night, it's way past midnight.
>>528684352>Arena Wars was one of the few non delivery updates and it was a massive failure.It's a lot of fun (when you don't have some sweaty faggot turbo tryharding and respawning every 8 seconds in bomb ball), but it costs millions per car to get into and pays shit. Under those circumstances it couldn't have possibly been a success. It would've gone much better if you could have a few custom rental cars that are relatively cheap to modify but can't be used in free roam, or something like that
>>528693371I believe both things can coexist, realism supports my systems because it gives you a reason to just not always use the best firearm in your arsenal, in general it's better game design if we were all limited to at tops 100 to 500 or if you think its too low at least cap it a 999 ammo, also limit buying armor and ammo to ammunation.
As for the PVP it can be done in tandem with the NPC crew system, just make it so every boss can have tops 2 to 4 henchmen so battles between gangs can be more hectic because at any rate having NPC's that assist the players would make those organizations look bigger (like they should), I think there's a big issue in general on how the player is presented in the story of online and how the player actually works in online, there is just a huge disconnect between what you own and what you actually have.
But anyways, have a good night anon.
>>528691106>>528693903I liked Arena Wars a lot, but I agree that the entry price was too steep, and the rewards were not up to par. Also, a lot of the modes needed a better map, and I still think a PvE mode would have helped as well.
The way they funneled their playerbase into maximizing profits over having fun ended up keeping only grinders and griefers on a regular basis. I got 6 friends of mine to play it, and only one stuck to it, and he only do races
i fucking love this thing
>>528695474i never really liked modern muscle reboots but something about those are just so menacing both in-game and irl
except for the in-game sound, jesus christ
>>528657106>>528662665Maybe in another reality, one that isn't so averse to sex, or maybe one that videogames didn't get the "boy toys section" treatment.
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>>528694603Yeah, I feel like it can work to have a grindy game, but in order to not filter most from it, it needs to be more enjoyable or most people are just gonna check out.
Of course, if you're hedging your bets on some amount of those people that decide they don't want to grind for stuff are gonna get shark cards to bridge the gap, you aren't really in a position as a dev to "fix" it.
>Jim Cummers...
>Stop whining like the bitchy American you are and get in da fallout shelter before ze robots kill you.
Nominating this for the next OP cover.
The only reason I don't see a Prostitute/escort update happening is because excludes everyone playing as a man which I'm sure is the majority of the playerbase
>>528704690The games already had pimping and you could own the Pole Position in Vice City, so I don't see how being a man could interfere with the update.
>>528704690>prostitute/escort updatewhy tf would you want one?
>>528694603I would've fuckin loved some kind of arena wars pve. could be like a twisted metal story or something
>>528704968he probably wants to rp as one (to play out his agp fantasies or some shit).
>>528705014Why would you not?
You want YET ANOTHER [grab coke] [deliver to x] update?
How many of those do we have already? I'm gonna guess at least 8.
The game has plenty of hooker models, several dancers models. There's the lingerie player outfits that they could use on their fake-npcs to make even more characters.
Just put that stuff to use!
Whatever... it's never gonna happen because of the ESRB and PEGI.
>>528706053because its going to be another "grab x - deliver to y" but with npcs instead.
>>528706320Not necessarily, take the nightclub for example.
It could be just a place that you can dance and have unique interactions in, again we already have the animations for lap dancing, give that to the players.
Remember the DJs? Get some hot ladies and dudes that we can hire and they have their special mission and then they're part of the stripclub.
It could be an entirely "here's some fun interactions" update and not an actual business, much the same way the nightclub is, gameplay wise you could 100% ignore it and lose nothing... tell me, when was the last time you went dancing on the nightclub? it was still a fun addition to the game.
Another example is the Music Locker, which exists solely to start the Cayo update, but they still added unique 2-player dances to it... and they're fucking terrible, but hey, it's a novel little thing in the game, that's honestly all the "stripclub update" needs to be, just a silly distraction from the boom booms and the vroom vrooms.
Can't believe Rockstar lured me into playing the dogshit MC sale missions again.
Might be the most miserable 8km I've ever driven in this game.
>>528650581What are you're wearing on your back? That doesn't look like a chute
>>528707539your character looks like that schizo nofap guy.
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>>528708251>schizo nofap guyDo I even want to know? Does another outfit make a difference?
>>528707539>>528708525What's with the fucked up aspect ratio?
>>528708525nvm, your char isn't bald.
>Do I even want to know?not really.
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>>528708639I can post the full selfie pics too if you prefer.
>>528715109I just turn the lines off on the view finder and take a screenshot personally.
The novelty of doing taxi work in a drift car is over.
>>528615725 (OP)>Faber wears Toe Shoes and flies in a gold Luxor like it's still 2014>his jobs are mere grunt work>the payout for reducing heat is pennies compared to security contracts or even payphone hits without the bonus>this whole update feels like an ungodly grind for the Adder or Zentorno if it had released back thenMan it's almost uncanny just how dated this feels. They had to change a few things around to make this feel modern and relevant but they barely did enough to even do that.
>>528730627I wish they didn't pay for reducing the heat
1k is an insilt
>>528731160I just wish you could pay for an employee to do it, you know, like how a legitimate business might actually hire people.
>>528731825I felt like it was weird to have employees in the Auto Shop and the Bail Office. Somehow it would make sense to have them in these fronts businesses. Not that I necessarily dislike the missions, but this heat meter is going to get very old very fast.
>>528732114>I felt like it was weird to have employees in the Auto Shop and the Bail Office.How come? 1/3rd of the Auto Shop is legit and the the Bail Office is completely legit business
Considered organizing a garage in a way that filled it with vehicles that had rare liveries that took effort toe get... then realized that i don't remember which of my cars where those.
>>528733887>completely legit businessI wouldn't say completely, since snatching wanted criminals out under the nose of police is absolutely wandering the border of bail officer authority, but it's certainly more legit than any other business.
>>528734665I don't think I've organized any garage that didn't involve having like 10 tabs open on the wiki.
Thinking about businesses the Arcade if you never do the Diamond Casino Heist would be legitimate. I wouldn't consider Arena War a busines but it is legitimate.
>>528695474Based. It's my favorite car together with the Sabre Turbo Custom. I hope the drift version won't suck.
>>528745007Which is weird because it works in the invade and persuade tank
about to buy higgins and smoke on the water JUST to get tier 4
then i'll never touch them again and have red !s on my map forever
>>528765732maybe you can contact the support and ask them to remove those properties after you done
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>>528708525>>528707539>>528715109I'm not crazy, am I?' These images all look squished
I don't know if this is the right proportion, but this looks more natural.
>>528769198what's your aspect ratio Billy Ray Cyrus?
TFW they never made Fun Bags
>Yes, the poster in Phil's trailer in GTA:VC.
On PC, does anyone else have an issues left-clicking at the main menu?
I can click on the stuff in the lower-right corner fine but it doesn't work properly for anything else. Took 10+ clicks to open the Money Fronts tab.
>>528771547why even click them. all ot them just take you to free mode
>>528771674This is why I don't understand the point of this new landing page.
>>528771547mouse just doesn't work on this dumb menu, i use a controller
>>528771674you would think there'd be a inv only session button on the landing page by now but they really don't want to solidify the fact their online game has become incredibly antisocial by their own design
>>528771547mouse support for menus was never super good in this game but it feels especially broken after this update, yeah
>>528771942it's particularly annoying because you have to sit there thumbing your ass for a min before joining a pub session only to then switch to an inv only
not to mention if it suits the bed and bounces you back to the menu because someone is playing on a 2g hotspot
>>528775783i'm just glad enhanced is here to filter the third worlders and jeets, it's been a lot better connection-wise
but good lord there are so many browns in this game still, it's like a containment zone
>>528771547Yeah I can't click on any of them. It will select the square but it doesn't send me through. I have to click it and then hit enter
>>528775152pretty good
wish the 80's corvette was a thing in this game
kinda want to roll a fresh character but only buy things in paleto, but i don't think i can innawoods as hard as i'd like
>>528779368Probably would of if R* hadn't called it a Banshee in VC.
>>528797675what an asshole
>>528797904Kek I had an NPC do the exact same thing with that one
>>528798114Thankfully it didn't count as actual damage on the vehicle (not that it matters much).
>>528798334i can't believe the tier 4 isn't "deliver 100 perfect car washed vehicles" or whatever like the i/e one is, and you can't even cargobob these ones
>>528798810Don't give Rockstar ideas.
Are licences plates broken now? I wanted to make a new custom one and the car I've been driving exclusively for the last 3 days doesn't appear as an option.
It's an SC1 if that's relevant
>>528800795It's in the OP as of this thread
>>528797009>>528797235>>528797456>>528797675>>528797904what are the odds we get the same kind of NPC behaviour in GTA6?
>>528801129i'm expecting 6 to be a significant drop down from 5 in terms of just about everything
>>528801274>terms of just about everythingI think driving/flying and pure graphics will be improved, not sure about the rest.
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>>528800795The web app has a lot of cars it just refuses to acknowledge existing. The old iFruit app could handle more models it seems. Irritating on cars that could only get the plates with an external tool, like the DoD.
>>528800969It's not the same error. I can create and apply Plates with no issues, the issue is that the car I want is not on the list
>>528802076Just do as the thing in the OP says and it will work
You can put it on a Kuruma and once you get it in game you can put it on every vehicle
whats a cool vehicle i should consider buying?
>>528803116i got this
>รbermacht Sentinel Classic Widebody
>>528801467>Safeguard deliverieswut?
>>528801467some genuine shit poop ass bonuses
i woke up in a new bugatti
>>528804223Armored truck delivery missions are getting added.
>>528801467>Suzume, Tampa GT, Minimus, Walton L35 Stock and the LSCM Cheetah Classic in 1 single weekHonestly surprised
>Guaranteed 2 crates from Booster McVaxComfy
>>528804223those stockade missions from raf, they made it a new mode because people (like me) keeps skipping them
>>528803667its not so bad. i chose it because it reminded me of the sentinel in GTA3
>>528804639>complain about lack of new content>new content releases>complain about how boring/long new content iseverytime
>>528805469I've not really seen complaints about lack of new content. As R* has been pretty consistently releasing new things for over a decade. Only thing I see are dreams of content they want and complaints about the content they do add
>>528805469I know right? How dare they not like another instance of driving around the map in a slow vehicle! The nerve of some people.
>>528801467This is like what, the 4th month without a claimable salvage yard car?
>>528802939Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire
>>528801467>Grotti LSCM Cheetah ClassicBet you can't mod it like the Jester RR widebody.
>>528808821If I recall correctly, Broughy said it only has one livery.
>>528807021>Bravado Gauntlet Hellfireill check it out right now
>>528807021can i buy this without the social club?
>>528811115nevermind i got it
>>528803116ahhh i dont have a vehicle warehouse
>>528811319it arrived, i must take it to the customs garage
>>528811643what garage is that?
>>528811757NTA but it's the Eclipse Blvd garage. I got the same wood interior.
>>528775152
>>528811757eclipse blvd garage
kek these are my black cars
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>>528820747god i wish the hermes was actually drivable
>>528821108I can control the Hermes' tip over in corners better than any muscle car wheelie
Love it, I own 2
>>528821108>>528821418Don't upgrade the brakes on the Hermes. It gets tolerable with stock brakes.
>>528821108If you upgraded your Hermes fully keep in mind not all cars are equal, max upgrading some cars make them actually worse than stock.
See how it drives on stock options and then start upgrading slowly until you're not comfortable with the car anymore, then start to remove upgrades until you like it again.
>>528822474I can handle the Hermes just fine. Either way, I don't own it because it's good for races
feeling like buying the Champion but 3mil is a little steep especially since i gotta buy the new tampa tomorrow
>>528827137No rainy day fund?
>>528827137dis nigga broke
I fucking love the Gargoyle so much I had to buy a stock variant despite already having the deathbike version
>>528827391i honestly don't get how you guys get so much out of this game that you find the perseverence to obtain such amounts of cash, like surely it gets repetitive at some point?
>>528828360>like surely it gets repetitive at some point?find a grind you can zone out to and throw on a movie or TV show on your 2nd monitor.
I went from $63M to $83M in the last week alone.
>>528828360You can make good money with some easy grind, when I was playing solo my loop was towing cars for Yusuf and visiting the NC, selling acid on the side, usually 1 or 2 million per day depending on how much effort i put into it.
>>528829301once you have multiple businesses set up, as long as you're fine doing the grind, it's pretty easy to get like $3-4M a day if you're putting in a good 4-5 hour chunk of time.
You can also do daily time trials (RC bandito and Inductor bike) and weekly time trials (regular time trial and HSW time trial) which will get you around $3.5M/month if you do them every day. The daily ones usually only take 2-3 minutes each and the weekly ones can generally be done in less than 10 minutes as long as you're not a shit driver and have a fast car.
>>528829794I settled for the lowkey farm because doing incredibly long missions solo is exhausting, if he has a friend with lots of money they can farm Cayo and he can get the entire cut, if both have Kosatka they can farm Cayo one after the other very easily, Bunker and NC sales are also 2-3 Easy Mil but you're not doing those everyday since they have to refill and they take long but usually every 2 to 3 days you can make both sales.
But like you said, it depends on how much you tolerate the grind without getting exhausted, in my experience long difficult stuff grinds you out fast, if you take the lower payouts for less work you can make good money without getting tired of the game and it's quirks.
>>528830272Yeah i'm at the point where i can basically completely zone out while doing the longer 30-40 minute delivery missions solo.
Just throw on a few TV episodes or a movie or two and I'm good for 3-4 hours easily.
>>528828360its a nice motorcycle
>>528828360I guess the comfort of having something that is a known quantity versus buying some random game that I might not like plays a big part into it for me.
>boot up>do some missions>a decade passes>billion dollar bank account
>>528827391i only have 10 million and theres nothing i need to buy anymore
R*, why do you have to be like that?
>>528831962Mansions are cumming
>>528828360I just don't spend a lot
t. struggling to fill out at least one 10 car garage
>>528832681>5 delivery points all close to each otherThat's a Marshall one, isn't it? The NPC helicopters that chase you on that one always smash themselves into the hills
>>528832681That's a fun sale and 100% doable from the farmhouse bunker.
>>528833291>driving marshall for 15 minutes 3 times is fun
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>>528828360Depends on how much you enjoy the core gameplay loop. The act of driving cars in this game never stopped being fun for me, so I might as well grind some missions while doing it.
>>528833587>Not selling at 100-150k to pretty much guarantee a single sale vehicle
>>528833039I buy a lot of cars personally, i'm somewhere around $700M spent on vehicles.
>>528833174I actually like the Marshall sale but that's too far for me.
>>528834557I have the Farmhouse bunker so this one is pretty much in my own backyard
>>528833825it still fucking sucks
>>528834036I'm getting up there as well
That's what happens when you buy most vehicles that release.
>>528834036>$700M spent on vehiclesholy fuck
>>528835724>>528835672I've been playing since launch, and I buy a lot of vehicles.
I feel like most people playing consistently since launch have likely spent at least $200-300M on vehicles unless they very specifically avoided buying the new cars/planes.
Dumb bitch walked behind the chopper to get in and walked right into the rear prop.
What a moron.
Raf called and said essentially, "Well we're still learning"
>>528838275This is why they should let us use the Conada.
>>528849526Yeah, I really felt like it was't my fault, she just got stuck on a weird path all the way around the chopper instead of just crossing in front of it.
>>528813525>black and redare you that vermillion guy?
It's plausible that she wasn't just a figment of his imagination.
>>528838275I feel like a workplace accident, should also lower the heat. I mean, would a fake business have had that happen?
I might use this paint combo too much on my Wasabi Kitty cars. I just feel like, matte black makes the livery visible, and orange wheels draw attention to her eyes.
>>528805469>major update that should have been released after Import/Export at the latest>"new content"It's not our fault R* chose to scrap all this amateur stuff that could've been helpful for some of us starting out back in the day, only to bring it all back anyway because VI is finally happening and every creative resource has been diverted from V to get it done.
I can't wait to they send me with the Stockade now to Paleto Bay or Sandy Shores.
>>528859178Just use the stockade speed glitch.
>>528615725 (OP)Is there a PS5 group? or do i have to get the ps4 version so i can join the /vg/ PS4 one. that would suck if i have to buy the same game again. or is like elden ring when the versions are bundled
>>528806753I'm pretty sure that for as long as enhanced has been on PC, there has never been a claimable car.
I was gonna mention that I found it a bit funny how neither the "straight to business" or "updates" option on the main menu for the salvage yard doesn't even mention it.
I got back on the game because of enhanced, and I only saw the claimable icon in a video talking about for the first time like last week, and it took me a second to realize that's what it was.
>>528828360Yeah, like the others are saying. This is a grind and chill kind of game to me, podcast, chatting with friends, or something like a challenge/speedrun vid on the other screen and a few hours can easily fly by.
Farming CEO crates on my MK2 has unironically been able to get me in the same kind of zen relaxation that something like stardew valley has been able to.
>>528862717My memory is fuzzy on whether there has been a fresh claimable since Enhanced dropped, but I do have an old claimable parked in there that I just haven't done anything with yet. At the same time, my Auto Shot and Motorcycle Garage are both glitched. Related? Maybe.
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>>528834036>$700MWoah, blowing me out of the water.
Though not sure how accurate the stats are since I do have
>Total Earned>$354M>Total Spent>$408MOn my overview, and I'm not in 50million dollar debt last I checked.
>>528863952When was your character created and how many hours have you played.
That anon is probably pushing 3000-4000 hours across 11 years.
>>528864004almost 2k hours on legacy since 2015 (pc release)
>>528834036>>528835672>>528863387>>528863952The really stupid thing is if you were buying EVERY vehicle, you'd be at over $1b.
>>528801467Are any of the discounted properties worth getting?
>BonusesTwo crates of Air Freight Cargo guaranteed from Rooster McCraw
I own a hangar and a fighter jet. Does this affect me or how does cargo work?
>>528865254Seems like we are entering the territory where it matters less and less whether things are "worth" getting. Once GTA6 gets here, we can only regret the things we didn't try out while it was around.
>>528865367You're probably correct but I'm rarher new started last Halloween event.
>run a cayo like in the good days
>transaction pending, pull the plug
>drop back into SP then private session
>no heist passed screen, no money in bank
>pavel will contact you again
lemme guess, I'll have to do the preps again?
>>528865471Well in terms of quality, the air freight missions are kinda ass quality. However, a hanger is where the planes live, and planes are fun to have.
>>528864082>>528863952It's my PS3 character, transferred to PS4, then to PC, then to Enhanced.
I've probably got almost 5000 hours across all platforms, and I know people with far fewer hours who have a lot more money than me.
>>528865704Cayo doesn't add the money to the bank, it adds it to your wallet
>>528838275Huh, that's funny. My very first run with the tour resulted in a tourist walking into my tail rotor but I didn't fail. Granted it was after I had brought them back to the pad so maybe this mission is intentionally scuffed.
>Own a bunch of MC businesses for years and years.
>Only time spent inside most of them is to enter door and run directly to the PC.
>Have realization that these money laundering businesses I've been destroying have the same floor-plan as my own counterfeiting business.
You know, like every mission is, all the time, with a clone of the same buildings we always see. But of all the businesses, the counterfeiting business is the quickest to run from the door to the PC, and thus easiest to just not look at. What these businesses need, is a nook. A small place with a couple of chairs and a TV. Yeah, there are a million places to hang out, but potentially there is more, and more is more than not more. The possible impact, is that the existence of the business might actually leave a lasting impression of some type.
>>528866658Yeah i've killed them at the end and it's not a problem, but killing before taking off is apparently a fail.
>>528867132Terrorbyte upgrade from the garment factory really helps manage the MC businesses.
Can do everything from the terrorbyte, no need to go to each location.
>>528867242I still like to launch my sells from the location. I want to be near where the delivery vehicles spawn in. Less of an issue now that the vans are dead.
>>528867146I guess in Raf's mind, whatever happens to the tourists the second the landing gear touches down is not our problem. I'm gonna try gunning them down on my next run just for fun.
I'm pretty sure that one of my tour groups were just crooks planning a caper. They mostly wanted to see power production facilities.
I've never browsed this general before but I've been playing San Andreas again and it's as good as it ever was. I assume it's universally agreed here that SA is the peak of the series, right bros?
>>528871524In my impression most say SA or 4, yeah. With that mostly depending if they jived with the driving in 4 or not.
>>528871813I can't remember how the driving differed. I like the characters and missions and atmosphere better in SA.
Has this thing ever been on sale? No way I'm paying $2.5m for it.
>>528874342Last time it went on sale was June 2023
>>528871524SA is the messiest one in the series, it's fun but
it tries to do everything
3 is my favorite personally
>car has a stock spoiler
>lets us switch spoilers
>doesn't let us completely remove the spoiler though
How active is crew on GTA online? Haven't played online in a few years what are the main changes, how do you find a session thats actually not a complete warzone where you end up getting blown up by someone in a tank every couple minutes?
>>52889338099% of players just play solo in an invite only session anymore
open lobbies are just to grief brown skins
and no i think the crew is dead, but i'm not in it
>>528832956how much will a mansion cost?
oh shit i didnt know there were new cars coming out today
>>528828360the secret is shark cards
did any of you try the suzume or cheetah
>>528896516suzume deez nuts
>>528866637I would have noticed an extra 1,1M in the wallet
>>528893380that reminds me I should be launching crew sessions instead of friends only session
it's just one click away
>>528896692its not worth it
>>528894589Ahh thats a shame about the crew, was hoping to find some competent ppl to do heists/jobs with, my Rockstar name is Kingmau82, feel free to add me if you play regularly
>>528865367They aren't shutting down this cash cow when 6 releases. Hell, they still haven't shut down gta4online.
>>528895794No one knows, some people think $5-10m, others think it could go up to $50m+
>>528890505>it tries to do everythingWhat do you mean, and what do you prefer about 3?
>>528896516I tried the sukumizu
>>528904146it just doesn't feel focused, it comes like r* had a ton of ideas and couldn't really condense them eloquently so they just stuffed it all in
i don't dislike SA much, it's just my least favorite of the gen 6 trilogy
3 just had a cooler/grittier vibe to me overall, i think claude being silent sold that the best
>>528905364this is truly one of the takes of all time but i won't judge you for it
nice car but it's kind of funny that they went with gt cuz the regular tampa is clearly the sportier one lol
>>528906975What color is that
>>528854478Looks bad chief
why are there so many fucking cop cars to buy
who is asking for these
>>528907861I'd rather they have too many than too few.
I like being able to pull out a less-used cop car so it's not always the Corvette or regular cruiser like 90% of people online use.
>>528907331crew color, #A19072FF
>>528907861they take next to no work to crank out, cost millions and have $0 resale value
good for tricking impulse buyers with
>>528908973With how long this game has been out, I don't think it's unreasonable for most players to have plenty of cash on hand to buy most if not all of those cop cars if they wanted to.
A game like this NEEDS money sinks.
>>528907861me
i always wanted to be a cop in GTA, hopefully in 6 you can actually be a proper one as a career path APB style
>>528906975This thing drives like a boat
Love it
>>528912739if you park this outside the casino I WILL put it on the roof
When did they remove the cooldown for Vincent's dispatch missions?
>>528913029U can try
New car
>>528909648i like the idea but i wish they went all the way with it
like if i have a cop car and cop outfit, i should be able to literally join the cops as an ally in a shootout with another player that has a wanted level and i can even bust/waste them the way an npc cop would
now that would be fun, i'd do it all the time
>>528863387if you buy a car then sell it and use some of that money to buy a new car it counts both purchases even though you haven't earned enough to buy both outright
if you've ever done any major sell offs your stats are fucked
>>528914305Yeah, NTA, but I did a major sell-off back when I was on PS4.
>>528915834Thankfully they're my cars and not yours eh?
>R* is making their games more realistic
>Enemy vehicles somehow know your route and can spawn in front of you, barreling at you at full speed and can erase your full health and armor in seconds
Pick one, R*
>>528916963See
>>528916180I have ~130-150 more if you want me to post them all.
And yes, they're almost all chameleon red.
>>52891708I know they're yours and that they are shit
>>528917264Yes, but you're missing the part where your opinion somehow matters in this
>>528917364If my opinion didn't matter you wouldn't have replied to me dissing you dogshit cars, that are indeed dogshit.
>>528917676Do get some taste, cause those cars are sad
>>528918015I agree your taste is laughable.
>>528918102If that's what you think, sure.
At the end of the day it's my choice and it ain't changing cause you are sperging out on vg about it.
There is no need to be upset
>>528918467Sure, you have the right to make you cars that way and It's my right to call them dogshit if you post them here.
>>528919341Hey, if that's what makes you happy, go hog senpai.
>>528917264your cars look like those tranny pill boxes
>>528775995>filter>when it run betters than legacy>when all you need is a dx12 compatible card
>>528920497Those aren't my cars.
>>528920508I've got waifu cars too if you want something not red.
>>528920534and yet, all the thirdies are still on legacy
>>528919713>if I don't move he won't paint me
>>528921364Nah that's park police, needed to be white with green lettering.
I wish the Arena had one more level of parking, because it's the only garage that has PRB wall decorations, but it isn't big enough for my PRB collection.
>>528923137How many are there? I thought it was upper 20s of PRB livery cars.
>>528928505About 32 to 34 cars, depending on how you feel about a couple of cars that have color-variants of the same livery. The set just outgrew my nightclub's capacity.
>>528909648The Vigilante missions can be fun to play with a bit.
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i bought the new L35, i have the other one too lol. i wish they made these in real life still. i had an s10 that i loved
>>528922604danngggg.... its a good garage
>>528907861i had the same question desu
>>528921095Look at this vltra QT
>>528907861not only are there too many police vehicles, they are also unreasonably expensive
It seems Bobcat Security gives the best and fastest missions inside the city. Gruppe Sechs always wants me to go outside the city and go uphill Vinewood
>>528933026If they wanted to add a layer to this mini-game, they could have doubled the tip from last time, every time you delivered something in perfect shape, and dropped back to dismal if you dented something.
>>528933629Yea but that would've required someone to do more than the bare minimum, which clearly rockstar isn't bothering with at the moment. It's bare minimum effort only from now until GTA6 launch.
The helitour money laundering missions are at least slightly more interesting than the car wash ones.
>>528933026whats the point of that place? it doesnt seem like you can make any money with it, even the laundering jobs only pay like $40k
>>528936647The car wash was 2x $ last week, the helitours are 2x $ this week
(or 4x $ for paypigs)
>>528922815this makes me think about the fact that most of the wheels we've got have that idiotic thin hot wheels sidewall that looks like shit, even on cars that "are supposed to have" thin sidewalls
they had a better system in Midnight Club and they threw it away
Hope VI will have a better customization system but by now i've only seen trash to appeal niggers and if the customizations will be what we're getting now on the VI's models porting... well, it will be the same disappointing GARBAGE we already have but in 4K
>>528907861>>528930602>so many>too manyyou mean few, so few
>>528936762it's shit
oh wait this week it's premium shit
>>528939163I just enjoy new-ish missions. Sure they're all variations of the same shit, but i don't really care.
>>528939163didn't think it could be worse than last week's bonuses but here we are
and take a wild guess what next week's 2x will be???
>>528913818Exactly, i agree its half assed in 5 Online especially since 5 online was not even built for this, but its a step in the right direction imo, the way they are pushing police stuff makes me think you will be able to be some kind of cop in 6, maybe it will truly be like APB and you have to pick between Enforcer or Criminal on the character creation
>>528939937I heard you can do one delivery and blow up the truck to empty the heat bar.
>finish helitour
>drop tourists off
>murder both tourists
>Raf calls and says "Wow you really showed them a good time!"
kek
>>528940968think they fixed that, just tried and after blowing it up it just gives you 1/5 completed deliveries and lowers your heat by like half a bar
Havok fits nicely in the smoke on the water rear entrance.
>>528916180You are making me look at them thoughever
I can't believe you guys spend an extra 2-3 minutes driving carefully for anywhere from 300 to a thousand dollars extra... I guess you could floor it there, fix it, then drive carefully back, but still... What's the point? You're not hurting for $800 that badly are you?
>>528946191I can drive fast without hitting things
>>528946191I drive at full speed, if it gets damaged on the way for delivery then it's getting delivered with damage.
I repair when i go for the wash if needed, but i don't go out of my way to drive carefully for the delivery.
>>528946191I get upset if the NPC is disappointed in my service.
>>528946191Force of habit, I guess.
>>528946191I like cruising in the game and respecting traffic lights so it's not hard for me to take it easy on deliveries too.
>>528929372I really really love stock L35
>>528858627it's still crazy to me that the 'end game' update happened eight years ago. Doomsday heist is the perfect update to cap off GTAO, there is no where to go beyond that.
>>528903391GTA 4 MP did get shut down officially. latest updates won't connect online. older versions still can with cheats.
>>528957803Gonna fit perfectly with me other smol trucks.
>>528958691I enjoy smol trucks and smol SUVs
I also enjoy big trucks and big SUVs, but a bit less.
>>528958550You can play is on Xbox and PS3. It went down on PC because of GFWL
>>528907861>>528929603>>528930602people have been begging for PV cop cars since 2013.
>>528938756I'm surprised they didn't make a Tornado cop car. tri-five Chevys were really common cruisers in the 50s. If they want to capture every iconic era of SoCal police cruiser, then a 57 Chevy, 70 Coronet, notchback Fox Body Mustang, box Caprice, bubble Caprice, CVPI, late model Exploder, late model Charger, and a Harley Electra are the vehicles to do it.
Anyone do bounty hunting or Oscar's missions anymore?
>>528930602The need to add a K1600 or 1250 RT next to give a BMW police bike.
>>528960306people arent even doing faber work anymore
>>528958965I love anything that is old school cars for the most part.
>>528960356If they give a civvie version based on the R1250GS, too
>>528958965i wish these were a thing
whats your playtime in gtao?
>>528961820No idea, 2350 hours on PC legacy, 400 hours on PC enhanced, probably another 1000-2000 hours on PS3/PS4 but I don't remember my console hours exactly so it's just a very rough guess.
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>>528961820This is my time in Enhanced with the time up to I did in Legacy and the last one is my time on PS4
Sadly, no stats for my PS3 progress
I'll hazard a guess there's no Bobcat Security outfit hidden in the game files?
>>528961240that's just an F250. in-game the best equivalent is the Caracara.
>>528942912the mule also fits :^)
>>528964554Raiju too if you're careful
So what's the main difference between the Walton L35 and its Stock variant? I know the Stock can have a lock on jammer but it's also cheaper which makes me think it'll have worse performance/customization
Hi
In VI the heists you partake in online will all take place within the open world (Free Mode). Including how you split (or Screw out of) the loot.
>>528961820almost 2k hours on pc
So steam sale started and I went to have a look on Mafia 3, whenever I buy a new game I check pcgamingwiki to see if there's any glaring problems and one of the sections is
>next story mission doesn't appear
>solution: restart the game
>game doesn't start
>solution: keep trying until it does
LMAO
People shit on the PC version of GTA, but it's easy to forget how much worse it could be.
Still want my text chat back.
>>528973259I only need to complete Mafia 3 from that series, but I avoid it for the same reason. It is so bugged that not even achievements works, you need to play a full session to get them, or otherwise the count resets. And game has only received updates for the 2k launcher but never a hotfix lol
>>528973259sucks knowing gta 6 online will not have text chat
>>528973976>>528973259Mafia 3 isn't really worth playing.
In all seriousness, what do they have against this cop car in particular?
Game tried to cheat me and raid my warehouse when I wasn't even a CEO. I alt+f4 in as soon as I got the call. Fuck off with that shit.
>>528973976>>528974653I was gonna buy the trilogy bundle, but yeah... I think I'm gonna bail on the whole thing, I already played Mafia 1 way back when, no real need to play the remaster.
So Tommy dies in high def, that's not really worth 10 hours of my life.
Mafia 3 does have the benefit of being a 70s game, which means cool cars and no cellphones, which all GTA-style games need, but yeah seeing those issues I am quite literally not sold on it.
>>528973259>mafia 3nah yet
>>528915834indians when they come back home and see their whole tribe scalped with only the chief left
>>528978734Mafia 3 is set in 1968, during the height of the cultural revolution and the civil rights movement, and it makes damn sure you know it at every opportunity.
>>528974545i bet it does but uses some janky ai moderation
>>528977387Another attack on my warehouse. I thought you didn't get attacked if you aren't a CEO?
>>528975038Two weeks before GTA5 Online is turned off, it appears in the shop for 50 million.
>>528986415>no text chat in rdo>no text chati n e&elad rockstar just doesnt care about text chat....
maybe on PC whenever they roll out R.O.M.E and a custom rp server implements the SA:MP system
Why doesn't R* make text chat optional? If you don't want it, it doesn't appear for you. What could go wrong
>>528969671There's gotta be more
>>528977387Yeah it does that a lot. If you're lucky it'll actually tell you you're being raided... about 20 seconds before they escape with 50 crates
>>528986528You... You thought Rockstar had competent programmers? You thought they cared about SAVING you money??? How is that going to boost shark card sales?
>>528986813I wish they had made the telegram system P2P in Red Dead. charge a penny for each letter/space, charge gold for every bad word. you can call people nigger and faggot, but you gotta pay for it
>>528800795Confirmed, for some reason the SC1 cannot get a custom licence plate. I changed cars and the new ones appeared on the list almost immediately.
The SC1 keeps not appearing, so I can't make the glitch to paint the stock rims. Bugger
>>528987046that would be funny but rockstar definitely wouldnt want that in headlines
but hey with the patents hinting at actual dedicated servers and no peer 2 peer in 6 online we may get text chat since it will be easier for them to moderate that way.
>>528987208no such thing as bad publicity. Rockstar are big enough they could get away with it
>>528969627pretty obvious with the way they started doing their last set of content in RDO, everything was in real time which felt so good.
I hope they also bring over RDO's blimp system, the ability to form a party with random players you meet (was posse in rdo) and RDO's passive system with a nice focus on heavy real time dynamic pve missions in free roam.
>>528987841in Red Dead they basically had capitulated to the fact the vast majority of the player base treated RDO like a persistent singleplayer game rather than an actual MP game. GTAO is structurally built around having other people cooperating with you; even with more recent updates having a solo focus the bones of the game still assume at least two people are going to be playing together.
I think their big mistake here was not having crews factor more into gameplay. the ability to join and enlist crews in-game (not having to go to their clunky Social Club website), giving actual bonuses for meeting with and playing with people in your crews. Ability to assist crew members with their businesses even when they're offline. Encourage people to socialise. I remember when online gaming forced you to socialise, and you'd actually meet people and make friends.
>>528988906Problem is nowadays people want to hideaway on their discord and/or play with people they know IRL. They have no interest with interacting with randoms in game.
>>528989390which is why you force them. you think weird nerds in 1998 wanted to socialise? no, but they had no choice.
>>528914305I don't think I've made any big car sales like that. I have relocated my bunker and facility(got tired of the paleto drive), but even that shouldn't get up to the 52mil difference.
>>528989558>which is why you force them.I'm not sure that can be done anymore.
>>528989924sure it can. I already proposed a way to do it above.
>>528988906Honestly, I'd settle for just being able to easily ping all online members of a crew with "Hey, I want to do X, can someone join?" and maybe giving the people who do some extra crew XP or whatever.
>>528988906lol what? Everything you could do solo was vastly improved with a posse.
>hunt together with a hunting wagon and help each other max out your trading supply>form posse and do multi capture bounties together, much easier to catch all bounties alive with multiple people>all gang hideouts, trader deliveries, moonshine deliveries, NPC missions can also be done multiplayerRDO is a far superior experience to GTAO both solo and multiplayer and I hope rockstar copies it over to GTA6 otherwise it will be garbage like current GTAO
>>528990321I never said it couldn't be done with a posse. I'm saying they built it with the solo player in mind. Not only is everything easily solo-able, it's balanced around being done solo. The sole exception being the missions that were in the launch beta.
>>528990429I mean so is GTAO outside of the old heists which everyone hates anyway.
for RDO a lot of missions dynamically rebalanced when you brought a posse you get increased waves of enemies.
>>528991335GTAO didn't start rebalancing around solo players until 2018 or 2019, a good 5+ years after launch. RDO did it within months. and my point was GTA's core gameplay assumes co-op first, rather than solo.
>>528801467Hangars going on sale usually means double money on air cargo in the next few weeks. Get ready for it.
>>528991747not true, I played the PS3 beta and the game was just a soloable as it is today.
>>528991867much of the early content you literally needed at least one other player to participate.
>>528991816Will probably be GTA+ only like the CEO warehouses anyway.
>>528995524Last time it was 2x hangars with 4x for GTA+
>>528615725 (OP)my mother died a week ago and i have weed and cash to sell
i cant cope with it
i really cant
if you still have yours, please go hug her
>>528997934no, she's a cruel bitch
fuck her
>>528969627More info
They are also planning on not including invite only, aswell as punishing people who use stuff like the RDO lobby manager.
>>528997934Just sent my mom some pictures of my kittens.
>>528997934i'm sorry for your loss anon, sounds like your mother was actually a good one.
How do you keep going off the radar with no cooldown? Like consecutively for several minutes
>>529006720GO lasts three minutes I think, and you can call lester and ask for off the radar immediately. That gives you 4 minutes
Unless you use one of the vehicles that gives you off the radar, that's the maximum time you can be invisible
>>529007068I've seen people go "off the radar" for several minutes, no ghost org. It's gotta be some kind of glitch or exploit. I want to use it to mess with my friend occasionally
>can't trade in a large warehouse for a smaller one
wait, so people who have 5 large warehouses are cucked out of an extra income?
>>529006720imani out of sight
no timelimit, just 500m range and no pvp
>>528997934well I have coke to sell, thanks for the reminder
>mother diedcancer?
>>529012397Oh nooo, my extra 700 dollars every 48 minutes :'(((
>>529014741>oh noes my extra cummies in my tummys!!shut the fuck up you son of two dads
>>528957487its a good truck
>>529015389Touched a nerve like your uncle used to touch you huh?
>>528986980did they remove it from legacy too? my thinking was that the enhanced version is somehow related to the versions for ps5 and xbox so they couldnt be arsed to add the chat in
>>528986980>How is that going to boost shark card sales?i dont see why anyone would buy these when you can make millions in a few hours. kids maybe? idk
some cars you can walk on top of in your garage (โ)
Bought a PS5 for Death Stranding and GTA6 eventually.
Worth it to pick up GTAV on sale and try out Online with a blank slate?
>>529018570>not waiting for the ps7 release
Should I play the GTA 3D universe games on release or chronological order? Also is GTA advance worth playing?
>>529020367it doesn't matter when the storylines are mostly disconnected between games
I was already mad that the widebody Cheetah was a low effor vehicle, now I can see the front tires clip through the fenders
Fucking cockstar
>>529022250the suzumeme is in the store with a massively off center livery
r* doesn't care anymore
Cucking Raf by taking my business to the competition
>go through all smoke on the water product spawns
>9/10
fuck me
>>529020129Pepe acid? Kek
>>528997934I'm sorry for your loss, anon.
>>529022250The worst thing is that they never fix shit like this. A lot of older cares have fender clipping issues and your hands are still hovering over the steering wheel in the Dominator GT.
>>529022319I feel like when it comes to GTA online, they never really did.
>>529018570>attacking that close from inside a car in an auto-aim lobbyThat nigga is retarded.
>>529023283It's Raf, that might be his thing.
>>529023283He should get his uggly ass car out of my car wash. I want to park there.
>>529008090Step one
>go off radarStep two
>get in Raiju or other stealth vehicleStep three
>?ยฟ? ยฟ? ยฟ?Step four
>profit
>>529028761The number of people who think stealth vehicles are modding/hacking is uncomfortably high.
>>529016602Yep, Swinger is another one that I know of
>>529020367I've been replaying the main big ones so 3 -> VC -> SA -> 4 -> 5
I'm on SA now
>>529018570I think current GTAO sucks so no but it's ultimately up to you
i never learned how to do the cayo perico heist
>>529023928This was PC, and I was blindfiring. What are you on about?
>>529032160I did the original set of heists they released and haven't touched one since.
>>529032209PC still has aim assist servers.
You can only change which servers you're playing on from singleplayer though which ends up confusing many people into thinking it's locked to either fee-aim or auto-aim.
I haven't touched an auto aim server in a decade, but afaik they still exist, even on PC.
>>529032160just do the drain tunnel kosatka approach
>>529032767ill look into it, might need to go back and do more recon
>>529032160Back on PS4, I suffered a lot soloing Cayo, when I moved to PC, I realized how easy it really is and how much I shot myself in the foot with my approaches.
Now I can almost do it blindfolded. I'm sure you can find plenty of guides that makes it too easy
>>529032160Do one with a youtube tutorial. You should be able to get the elite challenge on the 2nd go around
It's stupidly easy
>>529002051>>529003202>>529014106>>529017745>>529023494thanks.
hug your mom no matter what.
mine was fine and yet in the span of 2 days, she developed sepsis and died in a sordid way.
>hey there is a VTOL jet that has been following above us for the last mile is that suspicious to you?
>nope, perfectly normal
>>528997934im sorry for your loss anon. my heart breaks a little for you :( i hope your not too alone in life. you can always play some games with us if it helps
> 2 smugglers left
> they don't exist
thanks rockstar
>>529048970I flew around for 2-3 minutes and eventually a helicopter spawned with the 2 remaining smugglers.
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>>529034467you take care of yourself anon, I lost my father a month ago, pneumonia and cancer, you keep trying till it doesn't hurt anymore alright
>>529049552>I lost my father a month agoim sorry to hear that, im so scared for that day to come for me. it must be so hard
Anyone still play on the legacy edition? Apparently enhanced & legacy have seperate online mods so difficult to find ppl to do heists/missions with
>>529047203i am completely alone now, matter of fact
>>529049552im sorry for your loss.
i know that feeling, my dad also passed away a few years ago
my mom was all i had left, i have no more parents now
you think it's all good, that they will live to their 70s or even 90s, and then it just happens
>>529048970In my experience the helicopter takes longer to spawn if you kill the other too fast, so might be worth waiting for it to spawn.
>>529051324I'm still on Xbone, does that count
Does the Steam remaster of San Andreas still call you nigga, retard, etc? I'm replaying on PS2 emulator and lot of the dialogue in this wouldn't fly well these days.
>>529054602Black people calling other black people niggas isn't controversial, but in GTA IV Gerry McReary who's more or less even a good guy in the game's perspective refers to black people as niggers.
>>529054602Why would it?
All that language exists in GTA5 at present, legacy and enhanced.
>>529048970>>529049217I had that happen too.
I know it's a bit of a stretch, but do you think the reason they got rid of the mc van deliveries is because the vans themselves are tranny jokes? KEK
>>529055969I think that Rockstar's philosophy is to get you to deliver in public sessions, so that little Timmy can have fun shooting at you on his broomstick. Grinders are avoiding that situation, and Rockstar trying to remedy it, so that Timmy can shoot at you.
why do developers always go for pvp as the sauce for gameplay?
gtao does this as did both division games
why does the interesting but always have to be playing some metahumping sweatlord?
Whatโs the acid lab strat?
>>529066694Sell the acid when it's full
You're welcome
>>529066694Get the upgrades, always buy supplies, sell in public lobby. If you get the parking garage sale you place a sticky on the first cop car you see, and detonate later when you're in your hiding spot
With Ghost Organisation you can usually either get the full sale or at least half if you get a long one before GO runs out, so I'd always do public lobbies
Don't forget to boost your lab
2nd time this happened in half an hour, never seen this before
>>529067575>Get the upgradesOk so I am actually retarded. What upgrades are we talking about? The supply missions are fucking horrible so I will definitely buy supplies. However, it costs 60k for 1 bar of supplies. How will I make any profit on that? Again, Iโm retarded so keep that in mind
>>529068006>he's been flaggedlad its over for you...
>>529068256There's those Dax missions after you finish the First Dose and Last Dose missions. Think it was 10 of those you had to do to get the upgrades for the Acid Lab, which you can put on in the Freakshop. It gives you more money, basically. The 60k for the supplies is more than worth it because it takes 4 or 5 supply missions to fill up the supply bar. And you need a couple of those to completely fill the Acid Lab. It's not worth the time.
Selling in a full public lobby gives you around 520k instead of the 340k or something you'd get in a solo lobby
>>529068303Fuck did I do?
So I did a few carwash missions and sometimes it doesnโt reward me 70k? Tf cuckstar
>>529068709Thanks bro. I have to do 10 fooligan jobs so I can do the upgrade. Will be doing it right away.
>>529069589I hope you like dusting crops
>>529069827Iโฆ donโt. This will be nightmarish wonโt it?
>>529067575If you have an Oppressor, you don't even need to take the bike to the garage. You can mark the spot on the mini-map, fly over there, and blow up a target or two once you get a lock-on. Then just fly off and lose the wanted level.
>>529069984They're not great but 10 is managable
>>529069589Do know that there is like a 45 minute cooldown between each mission.
>>529013552Not exactly what I was looking for but that could be useful too, guess I'll have to add her on my phone
>>529030101Ah yes, when I see them running on foot while still off the radar after the game tells me they're off the radar for the third time in a row CLEARLY they're in a fucking raiju, why didn't I figure that out on my own??? Thanks
>>529028761Yes an incredibly loud "stealth" jet is very helpful when I'm trying to sneak up in a civilian car or grab my iron mule
>>529069301It's not doubled anymore. You're getting 70k from two missions hitting at once. Go to the helitour place instead
>>529070960It didnโt reward me anything. Been happening a couple of times now.
>>529071146why are you bothering with it anyway?
Do the helitours money laundering mission if you want to earn money
>>529070103I didn't know that. Not that I own an Opressor
>>529071146The your money from laundering is put in a bag next your bed in the car wash.
>>529071770I know that, i just wasnโt awarded anything. Happened a couple times after doing the laundering missions (e.g. the Molotov missions)
>>529070731Thatโs retarded
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Bravado Buffalo EVX (fastest HSW electric vehicle) i gave it drifting tires kek
>>529072465Welcome to GTAO.
>>529072292It always shows up late, but I don't I think I ever noticed it not showing up at all.
>t. earned $10M doing those missions last week
Remember if your vehicle is impounded but has the remote control upgrade, you can just remotely drive it out of the impound lot for free.
>>529071146Buddy... Can you read? The game tells you a dozen times that it takes some time to launder the money before you get paid for it
>>529073134Lmao, never thought about that before. Calling your assistant also gets it out and delivered to you for 1k, if you're too lazy to grab it and the insurance costs more than a thousand
The car wash laundering missions are so much better, only the stockade mission sucked. Everything else was quick.
>>529055969>>527209275>Right now I'm just waiting for the "Removed delivery vans" update to get spun as "Rockstar Removes Tranny joke vehicle (...)
>>529055969Unlikely, the van still exists available for purchase
>your wish is my command ha-ha!
>>529088871I love setting this bitch on fire.
this update made logging on feel like a chore again which is why i made a new char in the first place
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i know what the wheelie bar is but what is the box thing?
>>529081419So what's your excuse as to why the also removed the "you look like a tranny" npc dialog?
>>529090204how does it deploy?
>>529090569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dhOMmwD3ZM
Should we feel bad for Lamar? This business was his dream. Now we overshadow him with competition. We have a location by the beach, with home delivery, and we don't even need to make a profit because it's just a front for our shady dealings. He can't possibly competed.
>>529090569It's aesthetic only.
>>529092729we should feel bad for your character
You know that one payphone hit where you have to get a shipping container to fall on the dude for a bonus? You can use the up-n-atomizer and knock the container into him and still get the bonus if you missed. Dunno if it's this well known thing, but I thought it was funny when I was messing around.
>>528964554I've been pleasantly surprised at the places I've managed to land and then actually take off from with the mule with this kind of landing.
Just need it to be balanced.
>>528961820Exact time is hard to guage without booting up legacy, but I got a bit over 2k hours on both legacy and enchanced(1521+502), and I've played through the campaign once as far as I remember, taking my time and not skipping any obvious side missions but not exactly achievement+collectible hunting, and I've started a new playthrough on enchanced, where I've put in maybe 5.
So saying I got about 2k hours of gtao is about right.
If I'd have to hazard a guess, wouldn't be surprised if 600-700 of those hours have been grinding CEO crates.
>tfw closing in on 5k hrs gtao
>>529103694My condolences.
>>529105707it doesnt get better.
>>529106315no deer were raped in the process...
seriously though, what do you even do in this game for 5k hours?
im at 2k and im already bored to tears
>>529090456I don't care enough to have an opinion, I'm not even convinced they did remove it.
Is it only an enhanced edition thing? cause for the last 3 years people have been saying it was removed but it was still there on PC before it turned into legacy.
I finished GTA V and just found out I've been done goofed by finishing Lester missions before the 40 million job. How do I turn that into several million hundreds? I read AUG stock can be pumped up by blowing up cars and it did by stunning 1%, only to drop next day.
>>529109557You done goofed.
AFAIK there is no simple way to do it if you've blown your wad on the lester missions already.
>>529098752You can also shoot it early (I don't know how big the window is) and he'll walk into it and die, giving you the bonus
>>529106607Some of us have friends
>>529112282mine got bored after like 150 hours or so
Wouldn't it be funny if this thread died haha
>>529095497thats stupid lol
>>529134038It can be fun, but unfortunately, they're making in harder and harder for people to have fun unless fun for you is easy, cheap kills
china doesnt make oil irl, must be a GTA universe thing
feel like i don't have to be embarrassed about my car collection anymore
>>529134038its probably the most fun i've ever had in a online game
>>529134038It can be, especially if you have people to play with.
guess i had to buy this at some point
>>529138103it's making fun of political propaganda, which rarely has any basis on reality
How do I get a gf like Catalina IRL?
>>529123868Should I revive this idea?
Only the wide spot isn't my webbum... I remember Sinead A'nonner posted a cool webm that I wanted to use but I never saved it.
>>529154905One more wouldn't hurt
>>529154905Sure, here's a helicopter clip.
>>529081419now that i think about it, i don't think i've seen a Post OP van in a while.
Anyone else ever stumble onto the end of a smugglers trail without accessing the beginning of it? I was minding my own business, just traveling back to the city, and it said "Press R to focus on...". So I jumped in the water and claimed it. This one usually would have started with a flair up at the observatory, but this time I was simply at the ending.
>tfw you get the good mission music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw4tKF3W5OY
>>529169136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1KxSYopCdA
should i move to enhanced or stay in legacy?
i dont have a very modern and good computer, legacy runs fine but it dips in specific locations
that has not stopped me from playing for 1000+ hours
>>529176817I had to spend a couple of weeks on an old PC, and Enhanced was able to run on my old GPU, up until the latest DLC dropped. Whatever Rockstar is doing to the game, they lean a little harder on using RTX with each update.
If you migrate, your old stuff will still be available on Legacy. It just won't be aware of any of the gains you make on Enhanced.
>>529177465>It just won't be aware of any of the gains you make on Enhanced.yeah nah im good
>>529176817How important is chat to you?
>>529177465other anon here,
so essentially it 'forks off', wherein the old one is accessible, and now there's a new one that's on enhanced? so both would go different paths?
i was worried it would be like "oh now you can't go back to legacy" but if what you're saying is true i'll check out enhanced, since i (other anon than that guy) have a relatively okay computer and wanna see if it's nicer in enough regards to actually play on that.
one problem though is cheating: have cheaters been entirely quelled in enhanced?
>>529180286>one problem though is cheating: have cheaters been entirely quelled in enhanced?90-95%
I've run into modders on two occasions since Enhanced launched.
>>529180286>have cheaters been entirely quelled in enhanced?No, my last public session was being blown up by anonymous explosions, but that was also the first time I've run into that in 500 hours.
>>529180501call me a faggot, because i know you will, but that's one reason why i don't really want to move to enhanced - it was really nice to be able to have quality of life features like "teleport to location" or "choose which car you want to summon" in my cheat menu before it got obliterated (2take1), as well as the passive income gain shit. i know that's EVIL CHEATING but i dont really give a shit perception wise, i was enjoying it much more than now, where i have to do everything manually (calling car from mechanic, by property, etc). it made me realize how much fucking time rockstar wastes for the average player, the game does everything it can to work *against* you
but idk. i was thinking of getting stand just so i could have access to calling in whatever car easier and teleporting to locations and such, and also preventing people from oppressor fagging it up on me (who the fuck even enters passive mode you cant do anything in that)
Can you take off that ugly splitter, it really ruins the look of this car.
>>529180870i personally just have zero interest in playing anything but the vanilla game.
You do you as long as it doesn't impact me.
once you start fucking with randoms in online lobbies though is when I think you need to neck yourself.
>>529180870just admit you used godmode against npcs
>>529034467Same happened to my grandma last year, shit sucks
>>529180870>call me a faggot, because i know you willNot really, cause most of that I would never notice.
It's just the nature of it that you can't have those features widely available since for every one person who has your outlook, there's like minimum 6 people who see the "blow up everyone on server" option and go into chimp mode.
>>529181126no
BUT
you can make it bigger
>>529181824lmao, I knew it was a hood slide but I forgot about the fall.
>>529157943>>529177926Nice, I'll try to remember how to use the video editor and update it.
>>529157943Needs Peppy telling you to do a barrel roll.
do you think we'll have vtubers in gta6?
>>529188219On the in-game TVs? Or maybe the in-game internet? Streaming has really blown up since GTA5 came out. Gonna be weird however GTA6 handles media.
If they have "web shows", then I guess it wouldn't be impossible that one was a vtuber.
>>529187967One of you put on the rabbit mask and do a machinima talk into the camera for the cover then.
>>529188219>first stream>170,000 live viewersSmh
>>529188219Whenever i go on the gta5 section on twitch, its literally 99% vtubers. So, probably.
To this day I still don't know what vtubers are
>>529188219GTA seems like to perfect venue to display a joke about a saccharine cute bimbo character playing an ultra-violent game while swearing like a sailor.
>>529189064this is the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVEIX7nSEs
>>529188219I expect at least one(might be Bubblegum) in background screens or available on the internet. Wouldn't even be too surprised if there's one that gives you some side mission where you go fuck up some rival girl's setup, where I feel the obvious joke is that it turns out to be some fat guy.
>>529188219>have the chance to turn yourself into anything>make yourself a little kidCringe and heavy pedo vibes.
Only vtubers I respect are the ones that go full horny.
If you're gonna have upskirts and ahegao expression just embrace the fact that you're a huge horn dog, trying to pretend that you're a pure little kid and doing sketchy shit is super cringe.
Also, no one likes kids, not even pedos, that's why they rape them.
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Photographing animals pays surprisingly well
>>529190782Yeah, but animals sometimes can be a bitch to find and the camera has a shotgun range
>>529188219Cry mask moment.
>>529191251This, the time investment just isn't worth it for me when with that same time I could do a 2x money laundering job making $70k
>Need to be a CEO to steal bolt cutters which for some reason need to come from Paleto Bay
I hope retarded shit like this isn't it VI.
>>529199471It definitely will be, at least in online.
>>529188219I hope not, v-tubers and the people who like them need to be gassed.
>>529189659Room temperature IQ take
>>529199471What, you think you can just buy bolt cutters in the average hardware store or something?
>>529188219https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqURBTpvh0A
I miss the old her
>>529190782Yeah, as long as it isn't something annoying like pugs and poodles, it's a quick 100k.
My only gripe is that I don't understand why the money from the first two is deposited into your pocket remotely and the third and the 40k bonus for doing all of them goes into your account.
can't wait to make my Lucia into the goth egirl of my dreams.
>>529208492This but my GTA 6 online character and making something akin to Cammy from SF
>>529033328>>529032767>>529032951i did it without a tutorial but im going to look at one for next time so i can get the most out of it
>>529203575To get the dog to spawn fly away to a different area and let the npcs spawn in there and then fly back to dog street
>>529190782Itโs silly but I still do it every day along with the stash house and cache
>>529219707I mean, stash houses is up to an effective 60k/70k payout depending on the supply state of your businesses for killing like 6 dudes and inputting a code.
Caches I feel depends on how fast you find them if they are "good" investments of time, but if you drop by while on the way to something else and find it in a few minutes or less, then even the 16k alone is a decent payout.
Animals is one of those things I feel it's worth remembering which it is since you can send them in even during most activities in my experience, so if you spot a mountain lion during a sale you can grab an extra 20k for what is like 30 seconds of work.
>>529222904I do it for fun
>>529212808I will never forgive the devs for making the npcs in this game crash into you on purpose
>>529227017They don't really aim at you. They just aren't smart enough to avoid you. There is a panic reaction when they think you are aimed at them, that makes them change their path, but they seem to avoid going off-road more than they avoid simply going into the oncoming lane. Off-road doesn't have any of the markers that indicate that it's a drivable area.
So I used to use kiddion's modest menu to do shit like instantly finish sell missions and spoof cars so I could steal whatever cars I wanted (in a game about stealing cars). Unfortunately the author quit a while ago.
Is there anything comparable for gta online now or do I have to just deal with the grind? I play solely in closed sessions anyway.
>>529229910If you aren't interested in other players, how about just modding a story mode session? You could even self-sandbox into legacy mode, which should have piles of mods.
What's the most fun job or activity to actually play for fun and not just for money?
>>529230756Ironically, robbing Cayo Perico.
>>529230756Killing other players in free roam with a friend or two
>>529230074Theres no way to play through online content in story mode is there? That would be my ideal solution honestly.
>>529199471if only there was a place to acquire such specialized equipment
>>529239246Lol, watch one of fhe next updates be an illicit business running out of all the department stores and strip malls in the state.
>>529166818I know its still in on fivem at least, the RP server I play on uses it as the delivery truck for one of the truck jobs.
>>529208492I wonder if there will be plastic surgery
The Savage NEEDS to be upgradeable. The explosive cannon is an instant "fuck you" button if you can line up a shot, but with its lackluster handling that can be difficult at times. At max speed it can take over two blocks to fully stop, and it has no defensive measures whatsoever. It has amazing potential, but it's mostly a PVE vehicle at this point
>>529246791Just some extra armor would be nice
>>529246791Just give the pilot control of the cannon in the FH-1 and it would be perfect
>>528615725 (OP)>file deleted lmao
>>529243745probably but limited
>>529227017have you ever noticed that when you are doing a product delivery or any mission that requires you to not destroy a car, the train will ALWAYS happen to come by when you get to the tracks? it cant be my autism it has to be programmed to do that to destroy your stuff lol
>>529240721And you end up having to delivery tools to all the constructions sites you stole from.
>>529261486Yep, I noticed a few other things.
For instance. when you're about to run an intersection and a car crossing it. 90% of time that car will seemingly speed or slow down to block your way.
>>529263364This is real btw, I think it's scripted to intercept you if you're driving at high speed in a straight line.
The "AI" If you can even call it that in this game is dogshit, it moves only through nodes and there is no real driving, it's the reason why cop cars can't follow you outside the road.
Which in retrospect makes me think how much people fellated this game but in reality is probably one of Rockstars laziest works if not a straight up downgrade.
>>529263364>>529263778it is real and it was scripted to do that to slow you down so the engine can load the terrain
>one of Rockstars laziest works if not a straight up downgrade.they hated me for saying this
>>529264294Another fun things I ended up noticing, minimap is incredibly zoomed in, unless you pull up the big map, but there is no zoomed out small map.
I imagine the reasoning is because when you pull the large map you can see enemies just spawning around you.
Also there is clear rubber-banding with enemy drivers, they seem to be mostly unaffected by turns and collisions, independent of what vehicle they drive and some vehicles that usually at the hands of a player would have trouble if never catch up, at the hands of the AI they seem like they have a huge boost in speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQZN3o2WsCw
makes me want to download fiveM to be honest
Seems to delay when pausing using a keyboard. The fuck is R* doing?
Here's the cover just before thread dies.
>>529233651There actually might be a mod for that.