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>>528379668>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Chrono Genesis (3*)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' will be released in late June
CM Classic currently underway, Tokyo, 2400m, right, good, sunny, spring
CM Classic will be held in July, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
>Twinkle Legends Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1v9w4Tr48Xh5mXWHSLGGUU_XEYY148t7wqPd9120QjBU/edit?usp=sharing
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby English releases 6/26, preregistration open: https://umamusume.com/
>IP NewsUma Musume 6th Live Event will be held 10/18-19
'Umamusume: Cinderella Grey' anime currently airing
>Thread Circlesใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:
https://www.umavpn.top/
Card Score Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharing
Support Card Evaluation Doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing
>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst
>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here:
>>524354428Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454
Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
>>528662218 (OP)dreams do come true, not for everyone but they surely do
>>528662359Girl sweat smell
I'll actually enjoy it when they get eventually released and their new designs lead to many people crying, lmao.
>>528662765These designs are so god tier that it's definitely going to be an uphill battle to top them, whatever cygays has cooking for them...
>>528662814catbox the full...
>>528662073ngl I kinda regret playing this game and would have chosen gakumas instead if I knew about global
>>528663156I'm not on your side, dacchi. I'll definitely enjoy your tears the most...
>>528662359>>528662814Not meaning to offend anyone, but does anyone have any idea where to find more Uma doujins? I know of Cygames Cease & Desisting doujin artists for making Uma doujins before, but I would reckon some CN or KR artists might've done the job. I already have like 20 doujins saved on my bookmarks, and I've already smashed through them in a single sitting. There must be more of them to satiate me, right?
>>528663585The only tears I will shed are ones of joy when they finally appear...
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>>528663156this doesn't look like a mister number one
Oguri
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Time to take responsibilty and pay up, Trainer-san.
>>528663192https://files.catbox.moe/hvf92i.png
https://files.catbox.moe/yedlq9.png
https://files.catbox.moe/136dr0.png
Uma
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>>528664630>Time to take responsibilty and pay up, Trainer-san.
Are Umas only doing racing or are there also circus umas, draft umas cowboy umas etc?
>>528665180Can you draw the poster girl Spe as well? I like your doodles.
>>528665189sex worker umas
>>528665387Tell me something I dont know.
>>528663156>cookingKill yourself inbred zoomie
>>528666123Why does Spe have doujutsu?
>>528666379You're the one with brainrot if you've somehow never heard of this idiom before "le zoomers" started using it.
Is Teio usable on day 1 or did she only git gud later?
>>528666872She was never good.
>>528666195https://x.com/amamoemomo
so what are the whale stats going to look like for global by the end of week1?
>>528667267B because western wales are retards who can only play auto games
COONT
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>>528667642OI WHO YE CALLIN RETARDED???
Oguri
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Drunk
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>>528667061>>528667218I'm gonna use her anyways
>>528667267This game requires manual play, optimization, perseverance and luck. Globalkeks have none of the above.
>>528669373>Globalkeks have none of the above.some chinks and the few nips that will play global does. though it is over for the average westoid/EOP/SEAnig as they were too retarded to learn Japanese
>>528665345Just like old times...
>look up some guides on YT
>they're all 4 years old from dead YT-rs
Glad I finally played Durandal's training story, such an adorable wanchan. Her Christmas event busted my sides with how Calstone says she's there to guard you while Durandal's busy preparing a secret surprise Christmas party for you and when you go "surprise?!" she shushes you because it's supposed to be a secret (from you). Loved the ending where you become IKZE and meet with the other rowdy umas (save for Curren who treated him much better)
>>528670823Just wait for a racist white man to make a guide, I'm sure it'll be more reliable than those Indian/Indonesian/Japanese guides that already exist out there
>>528670823I found this on reddit.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gNcV7XLmxx0OI2DEAR8gmKb8P9BBhcwGhlJOVbYaXeo/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
>>528672943>Tokai Teio (Original)>Ratings: Leader 5, Stadium 5 (Mid Leader), Parent 3
>>528672943>228 pagest-thanks
>>528663972Mostly AI trash, since actual artists fear the Yakuza
>>528675827I guess this will be the first time I'll fap to AI porn since I'm so desperate. Was even contemplating it.
>>528676135Have you even considered, I dunno, not jerking off?
>>528676296I can only fap every 2 or 3 months since I have death grip syndrome.
>>528676659Get an onahole
these are the basics. there will be a test.
>>528677335everyone's a yurihater until the psychic beacon...
doto
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>>528663972uma doujins? fking rarer than 15 SSR without sparking. few artist have balls to draw actual lewds and just hide in discord since that is the only place where they're save. there bunch of other umanko servers that barricade themselves from being entered so easily.
anyway Awei does some, but he just retired oof. might need a translator to do his works though
>>528662359Ai after making our 5 kids.
Gl*bal logo looks like shit
>>528681462>have to be awake all day until i can play at night>going to spend most of my time rerolling>won't have a short id>won't have a launch day account if I need more than 4 hours to reroll>missing first daily resetthis launch is already a disaster. Now they've got a steam rating to think about too...
>>528681914All I'm thinking about is McQueen and Vodka tbqhdesu
>>528682587for me it's silent sunday.
hors
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>>528681462I like these two.
>>528677720I actually did recently. But it's too tight and I'm struggling to ejaculate properly. Complete waste of 120$ unless I widen the entrance with something.
>>528680621>and just hide in discord since that is the only place where they're saveOh nice. Do people share them on the 'boorus?
>anyway Awei does someI already went through those. I think I can also rely on MMDs if I'm low on porn.
ใฆใใชใชใชใช still has 1 slot open if any newmadacchis want to start on JP instead of global. If thereโs enough interest at least 2 more slots can be opened. Apply in-game or reply with your ID for an invite if interested.
Why should I play this over P5X?
>>528686113You shouldn't, P5X is a better game.
This is cool and all, but this now means I'll potentially get brutally raped in A group now.
>>528683484Big eared donkey musume are not an hors, and Iโm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>528686357To be fair nearly all the successful gachas are chink slop
>>528688467Original chink slop not branded chink slop
So, do global players post here or will there be a separate general?
>>528690013Idk where else I would go to ask for advice if I ever need any, DAISENPAI
PLEASE DONT KICK ME TO THE CURB
>>528690013We will all suffer together in this miserable ywnbj general until all versions get EOS'd niggadacchi
Since we have the gift of foresight. Who should global players prioritize?
>>528690263Yeah I think it would be better to have our senpais help us a bit rather than the blind following the blind
>>528690013There will be a separate general on /vmg/ for global players, you should move there.
>>528690483All in on Naisu
>>528690483Save for Throne.
>>528690882>>528691041Care to explain why? I know almost nothing.
>>528690625>There will be a separate general on /vmg/ for global players/vmg/ is a slow board. the ones that will need to leave are the JP players
>>528692101Fuck off KWABangle
>>528692101>the JP playersgood thing we have a >>>/jp/ board
>>528692101let them go somewhere they don't have to worry about the bump limit anymore. Put them out to pasture, as it were.
I would just simply tell the niggers who want to split off the general here in /vg/ to fuck off, if you want to do it in another board, you are welcome, but if you're literally trying to pull an /alter/ knowing this general is slow as fuck already, then please consider suicide.
>>528692210it's funny how I didn't need to mention the instigator at all AND SOMEHOW someone here already namedropped him for me, kek
>>528662218 (OP)Question! I saw the tv anime while it was airing, but I never went back to watch the Blu-Ray version, is the Blu-Ray worth watching? (Pic related: if you don't understand my question)
>>528690483Burn your free Urara, save for Kita and Dia
>>528692769You're not the only one who knows about him, you know.
>>528692485WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE RIDING AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>>528692928The BDs for S2 and S3 are the same but with higher picture quality. In my opinion the S1 BD looks worse than the TV release because they added ugly light filters to a lot of scenes. You aren't missing out on anything if you skip them.
I don't want to share a general with faggots like
>>528692485
>>528693469True, but it's funny still, sudden namedropping is surprising, at least to me.
>>528694048The fucker has been trying to split the general for quite some time now, the least I can do is call him out.
Should I watch the anime before the EN game is released? Wanna see what these horses are all about
>>528692485fuck globaltards, but fuck the apartheidfags even more
As long as I get Rice Shower I'm good. Don't care about meta.
I've wanted to play this and love love for like 2 years. Glad this got global at least.
>>528696353yeah, we love SiL here
>>528692210that's not me you dumb schizo
>>528698029Hi KWABangle. Or would you prefer KWABma?
>>528698029holy shit, the namefag retard is here
kill yourself my man
>>528698491>>528698585I don't give a fuck about your random irrelevant eceleb in another general here. JP and global is never going to get along with each other so one should move to another board.
>>528698765I'm a global secondary and I will be posting here :)
>>528698765enjoy your empty general, and i'm not talking about this /uma/
>>528698765Struck a nerve with this one.
>>528698765faggot. I bet you hate divegrass too.
>>528698765Here, shitty niggy, have a carrot to shove up your ass.
>>528692210>>528698491unironically asking, why is the /vt/umor who publicly humiliated us still here?
>>528700041He probably likes /uma/ which is fine and all, but he really wants to make /umalter/ a real thing just to get a second shot at managing. Don't fall for the "let's split generals" shit, just stick with /uma/ instead.
>>528698850I know.
>>528698934>enjoy your empty generalenjoy your dead general after it gets taken over by global after a month.
>>528699001retard.
>>528699074I don't care about that.
uh oh, someone's having a melty~
I came here to shitpost but I saw you guys were already busy with a schizo so I'll drop by later good luck
>>528702049Good night lilbro, see you later.
>>528702049Man, fuck you, I'll see you in two days
>>528702049Getting ready to spitroast my lilglobalsis with my fellow dacchis.
I'm dropping JP to play global
>24 hours and 10 minutes to go
How does one even reroll on PC?
>>528703495are you rerollan? I expect to get a few rerollposters here for a while since this one is so fast to do.
>>528703852>rerollingImagine not being a non rerolling GOD
>>528704010i did that recently and i regret it so much. Not rerolling cost me at least 60$
>>528703852Blue stacks emulator with 4-8 windows running
What's sex with an Uma even like? Are their butts really tight? Is it all muscle? Would they crush your dick?
>>528704010Luckchad...
>>528704232Wow, so literally dogshit methods, it's so over...
Thanks for the reply tho.
>>528703852You start on mobile then link on PC after spending hours rerolling.
Can't wait to run 20 Bakushins a day again
The globalists are coming. I can hear them already.
>>528708208they are already here shitting up the thread, it is over
>>528708208This is our thread now Nihonjin
>>528708605oretachi no thread ga...
>Rerolling
>When shit is gonna get power crept super quick, specially with the accelerated release schedule
>playing global
>when it will eos after a few months top
>>528709739>Cygames>EoSing anything in 2025nope, can't see it. Only reason Pricunny Global EoS'd was due to crunchy. Now days they just keep shit in perpetual maintenance mode
>>528709620Theyโll find out on their own that rerolling is pointless.
>add global to the filter
>most of the thread is gone
Finally, peace.
>>528709620Super creek is still gonna be good for at least a year
The retard who will continue stego's bloodline of producing grand prix winners
are there any international G1s next month that nip horss are racing in?
or is there nothing until decile goes to bongland in august?
>>528693656>The BDs for S2 and S3 are the same but with higher picture quality.Sounds cool
>>528711124IIRC Alohi Alii was registered for Grand prix de Paris, but idk when that's taking place and whether he made the cut.
>>528711567https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1933744330600296885
He's skipping Prix de Paris and going to Prix Guillaume in August instead
is croix going to the prix niel?
>>528710928imagine being forced to produce numerous retarded spawn with her hahahaha
>>528711740Oh I'm sorry for the misinformation dacchis... please ignore it
>>528711894Apparently 564 in contrast to kitasan, really likes to breed
>>528712329yes, he loves the ladies
and the ladies love him
Can we cancel global already
>>528712329free my boy...
>>528712556so what's the relationship between gold ship and mcqueen?
>>528712993Should not have produced Eclair and Croix if she wanted to be free...
>>528712981dorija always had a shit design, I don't know what were you expecting?
Globalchads announcement stream later
>>528713587Kitasan has two moods
> Breeding> Get bred
>>528714374What a beautiful mark.
>>528712981What's the obsession with westoid weebs and niggerifying random japanese characters?
>he needs to ask advice about a 4 year old game instead of looking up the answers
Anon...i
Soon everyone is going to swarm in here and they'll all see how weird this general is.
>>528715807who is this he?
>>528715721Its literally just African Americans being ethno narcissists as usual. They've been doing this shit since the 90's
>>528715721>westoid>niggerifying You answered your own question.
>>528715934What if nobody comes and global dies?
>>528716236Then Nihonjin supremacy shall continue, anon.
We talked about this
>>528716236that's for the best but it won't happen as /v/ threads will keep getting made and then mods will start deleting those meaning subhumans will come here in masses
>>528716337too bad soul is worthless
ignore the meta and eat shit retard
>>528716337trainers doing ้ญๆน้ of their favorite uma is peak soul
>>528717362i actually want to see one of these supremely off-meta shitters win someday
i'm still waiting, but someday...someday, surely
>>528712981I remember when JP threw a fit over the Dandandan girl getting blackened, so I wonder if the JP and non JP fanbases will fight over this at some point, considering how puritan the uma nips are.
I just found this. Don't really have anything to say, just thought it was neat.
>>528690013There will be a separate general on /vmg/ for the jp players
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Ogurin, I'm coming home...
Dacchis I can't get in......
Huh, it auto detects my DMM-linked account. Now I can't get in. Fuck.
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aieeeee
>>528716074That was drawn by a tether, not a foundational black american.
Gold Ship-samaโฆ
>>528720973Iโd like to get her too
>>528716559You're already eating shit by playing gacha, thoughbeit?
>>528720856On PC? I have both installed on my phone and it works just fine.
>>528720772If you already have a DMM account, the steam version for some reason will pull the account. Check your trainer ID when launching the game, and for the love of god do not clear user data.
>>528721054Whoops, wrong image..
>>528721137Could it be possible to actually play JP on steam without changing your steam store to JP then?
Having a mini daaabi between my PC and my phone, wondering who will win
hi, newctuie globalGOD here, who do i roll?
>>528690013>splitting>when /uma/ is a dead general
>>528721131Yeah, on PC. The Steam version just used my account/trainer ID that was linked to DMM.
>>528721137So, what am I suppose to do now?
>>528721137>The EN Client pulls the JP account linked to DMMThat's dumb and how do I fix it?
why aren't they using that cygames id shit that shadowverse uses, are they bakas?
>>528721095seething shitter detected lmao
Nobody plays Shitdoverse tho, if you do you're an actual fool
>>528721456I see you're familiar with shit, sasuga
Alright I spent 7 years playing granblue. If Uma is even 1/3rd as poorly designed I need to know before I touch that shit
holy fuck what did they mean by this
I can't preload because it's pulling the DMM account? What the fuck am I supposed to do.
Must...pre-download...
Need...small....number...
>>528721521>instant seetheyou are gonna have a heart attack lol
Does the title screen video lag or is it just me?
>>528721604>had no argument>keeps repeating the same lineThat's what playing gacha and eating shit does to you, kids
>>528721525Uma doesnt need hyper minmaxed equipment and 6 months of foresight to get any fun out of it anon
>>528721525depends what you disliked from granblue
but clearly not a lot if you played it for 7 years
So we can play in about 20 hours right?
>>528721526I guess, we're technically banned from Global. Can't play JP version, unless you have a JP Steam/Valve account. Cygames being retarded as usual.
>>528721676whos arguing here lol
i'm watching a mental break in real time thanks to you, truly i'm thankful
this thread is in desperate need of real comedy these days
>>528721812support cards are more important than the characters, so use whichever ones you like
they do matter, but uh, a little less than the support cards I guess
I want to impregnate
>Gold ship
>Vivlos
>Gentildonna
>Daiwa Scarlet
>Transcend
>Agnes Tachyon
>Silence Suzuka
>Special Week
And many more
did they confirm any good qol features that the game gets later on coming at launch or are we getting the whole ass vanilla game from 4 years ago?
>>528721738Revans onwards pissed me off because teambuilding was so stifled that about 300 or so SSR units I owned no longer had any use
Ah shit, they detected that I rooted my phone.
Any fix for this
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i won
>>528722125It's coming with some of the QoL
>>528721286>>528721303>>528721526I simply delete all my uma dmm files and the steam client works just fine, but you can't play both
>>528722212>0just like your worth in life
Can I play interchangeably on phone and steam? Sometimes I like playing these games on the go.
>>528722489As long as you link the account, you can.
>>528722212We got the original trainer right here.
>>528721501B-but... I've regrind my acc near master....
Hi, I am from /hsrg/ and I am quitting Honkai: Star Rail because that game is trash (See:
>>528722374). I am now officially part of the /uma/ family and I hope we get along and have a great time together!
>>528722270This worked. Thanks.
>>528722270>delete years of progressThat's a no from me. Fuck man, I thought I can play both. Stupid Cygames. No money for you then.
How do I become the biggest Silence Suzuka fag in EN?
>>528722761>delete years of progressDumbass you just need to delete uma from your dmm client and play it on another device, otherwise steam client will shit itself
I've never played a gacha, am planning to go full free 2 play, I know this is ridden with rng and gimmicky mechanics but I still want to be not-a-scrub
Could you guys recommend a simple summarized starting guide for beginners?
My oshi is Vodka
how people are already getting steam achievements
i want achievements
>>528722936You can start by killing yourself.
Reject modernity, embrace hors
https://x.com/kingsyobo_n/status/1937481358575829377
>>5287228761. Sing the Suzuka memorial song
2. Get all her variants
>>528722936>full free 2 playyea, gacha isn't for you, find an actual real game to play
>thread over before the game even releases
nyooo...
>528723193
Does that mean you'll leave and spam your irrelevant doomer babble somewhere else?
>>528722936This game isn't for you then.
June bride bros, I want my Mayano top Cunn, but June is almost over, how do I cope?
>>528722936Look up a reroll guide for a good start
>>528722920But I don't want to play it on my phone. It's slower, and the VPN gate app on mobile is filled with ads. Stupid modern games. Just have register-able accounts like MMOs. This one device one account bullshit is retarded.
Hello /uma/. I haven't been here in four years. Did you miss me?
>>528723473I don't care who you are unless you're the smug eula poster
Do you guys know if paid jims will carry over to the steam version? Or will it be like switching from iOS to android where you only get to keep your free jims.
Kinda want to play on my PC to watch the Winning Lives on a bigger screen.
At least on global Winning Lives will have subtitles.
Can I reroll on the steam version or should I download the phone app to do that first?
Anyone else getting a connection error at 99% pre-download?
jp bros im going to make a /vmg/ thread let's migrate
persona x is already mogging usโฆ
so the game is officially releasing in english on the 26th, is there anything I should know getting into this?
How long did it take for the first wave of shitposters to pass again when the game first came out? I remember it taking two or three months.
>>528723845no, fuck off nigger
>crashing on bluestacks
its over
why are we crashing out on bluestacks again?
>>528723859>I remember it taking two or three months.that was because the subhumans don't know Japanese
>>528723845Horse girls are cute
Whales get shuffled into their own purgatory with other whales, but you are going to run into people that outspend you. If you can cope with that you'll be fine.
trying to screenshot gorushi but i cant i fail
im a failure
>bluestacks
Is that like shorstacks?
>>528723845It's a trash game. Play Persona 5 X instead since it will release on the same day.
>>528723791Good. Cygames don't deserve any sympathy or money for the bullshit they did. It's already annoying as shit to play JP with VPNs, even then it's restricted to some VPN. Now Steam and DMM for some weird fucking reason draws from the same ID. I hope Global gets cancelled. Piece of shit game.
So to reroll I just click on this?
>>528723778make it
/jp/ also works
>>528723913Makes me curious if the official google one is any good.
>>528723778based, get outta here faggot
>>528723719I've waited years for this dajare....
>>528724162do me a favor and try it out for me
>>528723693wtf with those green dot
Is rerolling on Steam not an option or something? Why are people choosing the bluestacks option?
>>528724395you can run a bunch of windows at the same time on bluestacks for reroll autism
>>528724395Probably an alternative for PC fags that have DMM version installed.
anyone else crashing while trying to launch?
mumu player btw
>>528723778goodbye twink of 3 angles, hope you never come back
>>528724565yes probably just have to wait until the games actually out
>>528724395I do not know if rerolling in this game is exactly the same thing I am thinking of but if I could venture a guess, I know from other mobile games I play on steam, they can't play adds like they do on mobile so they end up just barring you from alot of "watch ad for x" type of awards, they'll always just say ads are unavailable, that could be why
>>528724357OLED pixels.
Btw seems like Steam version also have the reroll button. Helps me cut the hassle of rerolling on the phone.
>>528723473I'm back too, we're gonna get the gang back together.
I can dual-wield uma now...
So the idea is to reroll until I get Super Creek and Fine Motion, is that right?
>>528724808No, you need a fully uncapped INT Shakur.
>>528724808Pretty sure Super Creek is a 2* and Fine wouldnt be in the game yet.
>>528724808depending on how much you want to reroll. If you have a lot of time you could get 2 copies of either (or one of each) or just go for one of super creek or fine motion.
>>528724808Reroll until you get INT Shakur. She'll become insane strong after the first buff.
>>528724808Reroll Shakur, it's the best card at that point in the game and good for oigomi
it's either raisu shawa or sairento suzuka
>>528723990She's REALLY fast. It's the best part of the intro desu
>>528724895I think he means the Super Creek card. I remember it being highly desirable when JP came out.
>>528724852Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G
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>>528724356Seems to run okay, but only in phone resolutions.
>>528724895>>528724980Oh, I'm retarded. Yeah Creek and Sharkur are the best at launch.
>>528724852Go to bed, Machico
So can a DMM player move to steam now?
When rerolling how many draws do you get?
I know we get a SSR pick ticket but should I try to roll for one SSR horse and a card at the start?
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tupac shakur is in game??? holy shit
>>528725123horse dont matter for rerolling only cards and i think its 20 or 25 rolls
>>528725139Do you want to be a metafag or not?
But which cards are best for Ogurin?
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
migrate
Global should pull her. Best uma
>>528725139Thats why you use her card, never the actual character.
>>528725139meta > looks, MejironRyan is also the best mid uma for beginners
>>528725139ok lose then bitch
Also remember to dust your freebie Urara card. She's fucking useless.
can i enjoy this game story without metafagging? i don't want another grub
Fine + Creek
Kitasan when available
Rice Power only becomes good after power cards stop sucking
>>528725274You'll being waiting quite a while for her
Can't wait to play this for an hour then uninstall!
>>528725407No, rather than monthly Gw uma is a daily GW game. It's literally worse than grub. Play Persona 5 X instead.
>>528725274can i mod a ryotei model over her instead?
>>528725407Nyo, you'll be softlocked if you can't beat certain races
I don't know who's trolling who anymore.
>>528725274Better start whaling so global dosent EOS before we get her
>>528725683retards should had made another thread and redirected global niggers there first but muh random eceleb nobody knows or care about
>>528725683are you ready for the state-mandated work of helping out newcuties?
>>528725683Give it a month max
>>528725826yeah, global players go here:
>>>/vmg/1770070>>>/vmg/1770070>>>/vmg/1770070
I will never help newfags.
Is there a list of all the upcoming banners for Uma and cards so I can plan my route on what to roll on?
>>528725995No it's all random
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im a newfriend that pre-registered for the global release after seeing the funny horses on the interwebz!!!
>>528725892BURN URARA
REROLL UNTIL YOU GET SHAKUR'D
POWER CARDS ARE THE STRONGEST
DON'T ROLL FOR KITASAN, IT GETS POWERCREPT ALMOST INSTANTLY
nah im not using that shitty board, ill be staying here :)
>splitting off the thread
seriously?
It's going to be the same as priconne and global will die shortly anyway
The thread on 8chun.moe is still up I think I'm going to move there. If you value your sanity you should do the same.
>>528725963I will be helping newfigs
Renaming save folder trick didn't work either. I wonder, is there a way to direct the steam version to draw from another folder/drive? Like, symlinks?
>>528726242>check there>global canceryikes
I was sure I wanted to pick Teio as my starter but after watching the new season Oguri Cap has really won me over.
Now im torn between them.
hello bros i'm looking forward to our relationship from now on as a newfag
Downvoting all reviews that include mentions of secondary media like the movie, Tachyon, Teio and d*cksword emotes
>>528726280anon test it, and it work
>>528726440based, any tards who review umamusume based on the movie and anime ONLY should be blast on site.
>>528726420Before "Never Looking Back" get released in global
imagine playing gacha for the "gameplay"
>>528726440Is that rice sleeping?
>>528725884I promise to integrate as fast as possible. You guys should really make a new friend guide and put it in the OP.
>>528726420hopefully soon but even if it eos, I think it'll be like /pcrg/ where most of the SEA subhumans continue staying
>>528726440You forgot the literal faggot saying he would play it just because Green Library got put in suspension.
>>528722936>I've never played a gacha, am planning to go full free 2 play, I know this is ridden with rng and gimmicky mechanics but I still want to be not-a-scrub>Could you guys recommend a simple summarized starting guide for beginners?I play 10+ gacha games, this video works for all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC2bNleiYSM
>>528726478But does it affect the DMM version? When I tried the renaming thing, the DMM version just loads the fresh account from Steam instead. My point is, wouldn't making a symlink will just make the DMM client to read the symlink to the Steam client folder then?
I play gacha because I hate the gaming industry and want to support cashgrabs with microtransactions that offer no value whatsoever to the consumer other than short dopamine hits.
>>528726569She won't be able to wake up after i'm done with her
>>528726362/uma/ border security here. Please declare your general of origin.
I will only accept newcomers from our fellow cygay siblings generals and the /@/ general. The rest of you motherfuckers can fuck off to r*ddit.
>japanese IPs are blocked from global
Do you think they might attempt to block global IPs from JP now?
>>528726849/alter and /dng/
oh, they are already here
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>>528726849/hig/
/hsrg/
/1999/
/domg/
>>528726849I am stateless
>>528725532> ryoteiYou need to let her go bwo. It's nyot your fault
>>528727090that's /llsifg/ you big fucking retard
>>528727102Let's go Shamal!
>>528726849primarily /vrpg/ but historically /tg/
also if newfigs are welcome where ought i be going to?
advisory
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
global fags go here.
>>528727557give it up faggot
>>528727484Give the new cuties guidance instead of just complaining.
>>528727102Oh yeah, that's today. The rain should stop before the race.
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this general will be for GL, those from JP must be expelled from here, a new era has begun
>>528726849Proud pagpag here /hsrg/, /gig/, /nikg/ and /limbg/ representing!
What (You) should be doing after completing the tutorial is to watch your local hors racing in person.
If the meta follows the same as JP then the cards you can burn early on will be Urara (useless since guts does nothing) and Finemo (gets powercrept instantly, best to save for CB or McQueen instead)
>global ver running at 30fps
ahahahahahahahahahaha
>>528726849>/wuwag/im playing your game
>>528727692Nonsense as new friends we should honor the old fags and learn from their wisdom.
>>528727793Just like the phone and DMM version then?
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>dmm conflicts with steam
Eh I only play on pc for the concert anyway
>>528727716Dumb commie fucks in my country abolished our French built racecourse in order to build a soccer stadium. I fucking hate soccer, truly a nigger sport.
do i watch the tv series or the movie first
I love this flat horse so much
Deport all JP putos to /vmg/!!! Make /uma/ great again!
>>528728053no one tell this anon about our divegrass team
>>528728028gun!? /gfg/ collab when?
>>528727894Because that worked so well with Priconne. Only thing that saved that was EoS.
>>528728053Damn that sucks, sorry to hear that. Yeah soccer blows. I used to live in a city with a rowdy soccer team and it only caused trouble whenever they played in the city.
>>528728045You can bypass it by renaming your uma folder in LocalLow. Because apparently the steam version installs there even though it's on steam.
>>528728204/pcrg/ is cancer, so it really doesn't matter
i love big booba horse so much
>>528727281Welcome, cousin. The rest of you are denied entry.
>>528728296what if i like big booba and big belly horse
mind pointing a newfag in the right direction?
>>528727557globalCHAD run this general now, JPtwinkie go to /vmg/
So to start with solid hats off from me to the great lyrics that are basically Evelyn and later Astra pouring out her heart and story. Alone they tell a great story and it would have already been a great song if that was all. However Hoyo took it two steps further to push this into the running of favorite ZZZ song for me.
Next Ill shine my adoration on the storytelling that the animation itself lends to everything. The lyrics match the mood of whats being shown onscreen up to and including how the songs volume and power wax and wane in order to really showcase Evelyn and Astras feelings about each other. When Evelyns being thoughtful onscreen the mood turns somber in the song. When shes decisive and putting her plans into action it brings in the power chords while the vocalist puts real emotion into her singing. Just excellence through and through.
But what really made me tear up. What brings it into the realm of awesome. You can tell exactly when Evelyn stops trying to hide her true self from Astra and really forms a connection with her. The entire first two n half minutes of the song its purely Evelyn singing and telling her story and emotions. But right after she doubles down on her efforts to learn how to cook for Astra and actually serves her a good meal Astra enters the song too answering Evelyns efforts.
Evelyns You showed me the path followed immediately by Astras Ill be right here. indicating that Astra is having the same feelings towards Evelyn. And from there the way that the two vocalists start singing together accompanying each other with call and response yet offbeat and out of sync when singing the same line. tells the story of how theyre trying to find the balance with each other. Unsure at first faltering at points but slowly and surely finding their equilibrium before finally in the final few lines of the song theyre singing completely insync with each other. harmony at last.
Absolutely chefs kiss of a production. 11/10
The /bbc/ general is 2 blocks down
>>528726849/mjg/, /hgg2d/, /civ4xg/ before /vst/ appeared, /bag/
>>528728245That sounds like a pain, it's easier to just delete the jp files
i like twin turbo because she reminds me of a certain other blue horse
>>528728148>>528728197Yeah
>>528728237Same. Everytime the national team won a match in the local region, the soccer fans start to behave even worse than BLM niggers.
>>528728073both are a good starting point
S1 is kinda weird since they had no idea what to do with the franchise yet so they made up a bunch of stuff, but S2 and S3 are really good
RTTT is pretty ok and only 4 episodes long, but without watching it the movie won't hit as it's supposed to
you could also watch CG instead since it's a prequel to everything
Why must you be like this? Cant we all just get along?
>>528728546>/mjg/>/bag/oh me, oh my...
>>528728571Yeah, delete and restore, rinse and repeat. It sucks that this is the only way to play both Global and JP on the same PC.
>>528726849MMOdventure if that count as a general.
>>528728546[Globaltard speedrun to get exiled from /uma/]
>>528728680Fuck newfags asking to be spoonfed.
>>528728571Deleting them would take longer than changing 1 character in the name of the folder. Why would you delete them anyway? Lay off the pipe.
Imma play global on my Steam Deck and JP on my PC. Best of both worlds.
>>528728680This is general now thanks for keeping it warm, now go to /vmg/.
>>528728649Yeah it sucked. The trams reeked like piss, stale beer and were full of drunks. The only cool thing (in retrospective) were the horse police men deployed to keep the tards in check.
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>>528727936>Not using mods on DMMNGMI
I just downloaded the data for Global
I hope you treat a globalplayer like me nicely /uma/ !
>>528728936Fuck off back to /vt/ you triangular nigger.
>page 2
what killed the hype
Fucking niggers trying to ruin my general and split it off for egotistical reasons.
>>528729284you can't just call someone triangular....
>>528726676>5 seconds in>some dog eating brown asian esl accentNo thanks
>>528729570maruzensuki my beloved...
>>528729570So reroll for ogurin and pick machico
Huh, I can install the Play Store version on my phone just fine, whilst having the JP version that I downloaded from QooApp. Weird.
>>528729757silly anon, they're different apps
Everyone wants to see Forever Young run on turf heh
>>528729701> pick T*i*Grim. Is this the state of /uma/
>>528729802I mean, the Steam version and DMM version is clashing. Whilst the mobile version doesn't. How do they load/detect player ID on the mobile version then?
>>528729869She's very cute when holding an assault rifle
>>528729869'fraid so
We need to kill that subhuman, dacchi
>>528729503>tell JP players to fuck off and go to /vmg/>they do>wtf why are you splitting off?
>>528729918The Steam and DMM versions install to the same directory which is what causes the issue
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>>528729918Mobile games are built different
nice dates, guess the game got delayed
>>528730064>>tell JP players to fuck off and go to /vmg/When did I tell them that? Do we suddenly have IDs, or did the IP counter come back?
If you love /uma/ you would never leave, more so, try to do a split when this general is slow enough already.
>>528720768>312MBlol
LMAO even
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>>528730492The actual file is 5gbs.
Just want my queen... my McQueen...
>>528730564>All the mambotards have to wait a year till she's out
https://imgur.com/a/7ynC6rO
stickers for your shitposting needs
>>528726849/gget/
Japanese gacha is SO back.
>>528730224I think you posted this image in the wrong thread bwo
>>528729574What works, works
>>528730818get out and never come back, /bag/turd
>>528730597>he doesn't knowThis will all be in your appdata BTW.
>>528730459Bottom tier gaslighting attempts all around. Especially since you always try to pull this card when this general hasn't even been "slow" by /vg/ standards for like a year or more. It's perfectly reasonable to want to go and form a separate thread instead of having to deal with a flood of people that are playing on a completely different version of the game.
>>528730786Oh shit I summoned 4J
Man it's been a while since I played Cyslop...
>>528726849/pgr/
/bag/
/wuwa/
>>528730786Who cares, every thread has a resident gunfucker or two
>>528730997You didn't even answer the question, when did I tell JP users to fuck off?
>>528730459>this general is slow enough already.Uma is fast though. I have a really hard time keeping up.
>>528729570Only dick meta matters.
>>528731156I'll fill her up alright
Nice divided general umakeks
>>528730459If you want a slow "general", T7S had a 1000+ day old thread.
>>528731207>Pull up the exact date and time I said exact thing on this anonymous imageboardZero point in answering a disingenuous question like that. Be serious now.
>>528731519I am being serious, because I'm actually offended by the fact you accuse me of shitting on the actual population of /uma/ and telling them to get out of here. That was the point of my post before you reflected it to the "slow" part, when in fact if you want to go into specifics just to avoid answering me, I said "slow enough" not entirely dumping it with the actual slow generals.
>>528731827I want to kill the trannylators
>>528730289Why didn't they do the same for the pc version. Stupid Cygames.
>>528731826If you don't want that to happen, don't turn your posts into gaslighting attempts. And don't backtrack afterwards either.
>>528730769>>528730958These fonts are horrible.
>>528731827There's literally no reason to translate "Ey, ey". It literally has no fucking meaning.
How long do I have to wait until Ikuno gets added?
>>528731948At least it's not Viz
>>>/a/279962814
>>528731827Kek I can already see it's going to be the same the translators as Priconne.
>>528732095>>528732141Hip Hip is the proper translation of Ey Ey, misters.
>>528731079You don't have to play this one, you know? P5X is coming out on the same day, play it instead.
>>528732040>goes into semantics when confronted with semantics>"noooo you can't do that, only I can, you're backtracking reeeeeeeeeee">still pushing the "gaslighting" as an argumentGeez dude, if you really can't even answer a fucking simple question without deviating or deflecting to other things, then you should just stop being retarded and accusing people of doing things they didn't do in the first place.
>>528732296Might as well translate the whole damn thing to "Hip, Hip, hooray". Leaving it half way like that is stupid.
>>528729570Now that I think about it, does "parent" get translated weirdly in global?
>>528732461probably, only techbros can get away with innuendos
>>528731827I would've even taken "Hey, Hey, Mun!" at this point...
Will you two retards just stop. No one gives that much shit about "muh le jp/global split" this deeply apart from you two autists.
>>528732408You're just proving my point when I called you disingenuous. If you can only argue through le green meme arrow strawmans then you aren't worth talking to at all. 0/10 bait and 0/10 gaslighting.
What we should be talking about are Uma tummies.
>>528731827dead
>>528732296no it wasn't you fking retarded tourist, not even the translators themselves can't bother and keep it there.
https://imgur.com/a/57FJyWZ
more english TL
https://imgur.com/a/4XgQlfL
should be banners in order
>>528732607I accept your concession, big fucking retard.
>>528732672You're just mad that I clocked you. Lmao.
I just hate how trannylators will butcher global uma, also globalniggers are way too annoying with reroll this reroll that tier list that tier list this how about you roll the fuck out here
>>528732754Says the same faggot who used greentext to accuse someone in the first place and then rejects the same thing as an "argument" when confronted about.
Have they butchered any of the girls' dialogue? I've made the effort to ignore anything related to Global until now.
>>528732795Things would actually be grim, if it got a spanish or portoguese sub.
>>528732461It got removed, same as all the other "problematic" content. Globalkeks have Inspiration instead.
>>528732864I used greentext to describe the situation, you used it to strawman. There's a big difference. Weak bait.
Is this supposed to be Tama?
>Global is already dead
Lmao, that was fast.
The plan is to roll for Oguri, get Oguri then probably forget to log in for a while because I play Gakuen more. Simple as.
>>528732872Creek's lines are censored...
>>528732760How about you reroll yourself to /vmg/ instead.
>>528732958That's obviously Taiki Shuttle, dacchi.
>>528732924Oh....yeah. just saw it from the introduction video.
Grim
>>528730769Good ol Spe being the cutest as usual.
>>528732760You are being far more annoying than any globalfag will be.
If it bothers you, use filters for a week or two until 85% of them filter themselves out.
Hell, it won't even take that long once they realize they can't auto or macro playing the game and how long daily stuff takes.
>>528732960got the persona numbers in comparison? I'm too lazy to check by myself
>Ogurin will be tainted from rerollfags, metafags, and CG secondaries
Deleting the DMM version is worth it for fullscreen alone. I guess all this time they just never bothered and simply slapped the tablet version for pc players.
>>528732951A hypothetical situation I wasn't part of, therefore invalidating it too, according to your reasoning. And you even went to the extent of not answering my main query, so... no.
>>528733108No one cares jp tranny
>realize they can't auto or macro playing the game
I love how this absolutely filters people. Autobattlers are such trash.
>>528733096P5X doesn't have the same "preload" global got, so there are no numbers just yet. They would still be higher though.
>>528733192CONTENT!?
This sounds like a fun game
>>528733192looking forward to /bag/sharts getting filtered
>>528733145Your bait is still weak. It's not a hypothetical if it happened. You can cut the rest of the chatter.
>>528733192after getting auto i can't imagine rolling parents manually, holy autism
>>528733019>>528733296These are quite literally based off of breeding pedigrees so why censor
>>528733292Of course it happened, I never denied there were posts literally saying that, but you clearly specified I did it. Which, in reality, ain't the truth.
>behold thine emperor divine might
KEK
>>528733296Once again. Grim.
trying to play safe but ends up like that
>>528733041As expected of her.
>>528732653Holy shit, why did they pick the ugliest font for global?
Uma global should be the one that got delayed to the end of time instead of BA...
>>528733296the resolution makes it look like one of those shitty mobile games ads
>>528733007Huh. I guess giving her an accent makes sense. Does Kentucky have a southern accent?
>>528733296Goddamn, that looks so cheap.
>>528733458SEAs/Indians have no sense of typography. They believe Helvetica is unironically a good font and should be used for everything.
We should make a petition to delete global completely right now.
HIP HIP MUN is /uma/'s new catch phrase
>>528733192I am happy as long as I can play something during my commuting to and back from work. I wouldn't even want something that mostly plays itself.
Did we get type-1/type-2 trainer?
>>528733593Nyo.
Ey Ey Mun or turn yourself into Tachyon's victim
>>528733108I love how people having fun makes you mad
I hope you wait the game over this!
>>528733520Not really, Kentucky is more midwestern than southern. Especially where Churchill Downs is.
>>528733708>Renamed Chaser into Closer because muh feelings>Still kept the oikomi debuff as ChasersThese trannylators got paid btw.
Oops I forgot about global I was busy masturbating to cuck porn all day
>>528733593EY EY MON I LOVE JAMAICA
>>528733658level 0 boss -> level 9.10 boss
>>528733697The first option, but just because I don't want to get near T*rdchyon any closer.
Best case scenario is that all of the /bag/tards leave or people quit when they find out you can't roll Cafe and Tama at launch.
don't forget to get your Cuties!
i want to get closer to Tachyon...
>>528733793arknightsbros...
>>528733413I just want to give her a hug.
>>528733859I've been playing since launch and still don't know what this does, but it's around 40% so it must be good
>>528733859https://youtu.be/TMHKz9SD9zs&t=26
>>528733986I entirely forgot this existed.
>>528731156Global have Aoharu implemented already?
>>528733880Well say it then dacchi
Ey Ey Mun
>Not even playable yet
>Already got positive reviews
Do globaltards really?
>>528734113No, they just translated it beforehand and he got it from the files.
>>528734041Same and of course food
>>528734113they announced EN is gonna be accelerated to catch up with JP so maybe they'll get it in 2 or 3 months
>emulators are blocked
im gonna have to manually reroll fuuuuuuuck
>>5287342165 second hug per carrot would be a great deal.
>connection error at the title screen before I can even download anything
Is this blocked in my fuckass region too?
>FGOniggers already here
Oh hell no
>>528734178umatards behave like a cult.
>>528734225Nigga, the steam version has the instant data delete button.
>>528734178I just wanted to post my shitposting review, I don't give a fuck about steam.
>>528733789Retard. It's because there's no such thing as Chaser in US and they use Closer to refer Oikomi
>Off topic reaction image
Please fucking kill me
>>528734223> accelerate to catch up> 4 years differenceOh boy, if that translate to limited gacha every month + constant events without pause
>>528734276surely we aren't the worst general...
>>528734287listen up nigword, emulators can run 8-10 instances meaning I can get my titty creek dupes even faster than the 1000-APM Steamtard
>>528734336Sorry I hope you enjoy your new audience with the release of global though
>>528732653I think I'm going to be sick...
>>528734178It's just 'cordfags and redditors spamming their dogshit memes.
>>528734271when they say global release, they really mean North America, sorry eurosis
>>528734352See this distant star?
Please go there and never go back
When is global released? The app just crashes every time I try to launch it
>>528724808Reroll Shakur or else the game will become horrible to play
>>528734352Of course not, /bag/gots exist.
Someone tell that tripshit to fuck off, thanks.
>>528734413That one is on the original designers.
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>528734521you should be able to download about 9 gigs when you load up
LOOPGODS I KNOW YOU ARE HERE, GO DO YOUR HITS.
>>528734271The game isn't available on my jewgle play but I can load the game on steam just fine. Did you try turning your PC on and off?
Translating "Blue Rose Chaser" to "Blue Rose Closer" was a trannylator moment because the skill is called ใใซใผใญใผใบใใงใคใตใผ, which is literally just "Blue Rose Chaser" in Japanese and is unrelated to any racing style or position.
>>528734563Just filter them bwo
>>528734632Will there be a way to give feedback for translation shit?
>>528734632>JOPs win again
>>528734352worst one i've ever seen is pso2g
>>528734651wtf 4J why are you still here
>>528734352Nah, you have no idea how bad things can get.
>>528734697Yeah, just don't play the game.
>>528734451Already ahead of you, brother.
VPN-ing worked.
>>528734580It might just be another region block.
Some gacha games are banned here in the Netherlands but you can easily evade it with a VPN.
>>528734521If you have a Pixel it seems to crash, might be due to Android 16, play store states that last update was in May.... here's hoping they fix it, otherwise idk
>>528734632yes and they localize it so it fits better with the horse
>>528734352hey, at least you're not a trashy seconday that comes from /ddg/
>>528734784IphoneGODS win again.
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>>528726849/fgoalter/ not be confused with /fgog/ those guys are mean
>>528734826The trannylators should've translated umapyoi.
>>528734784Works on my P8P, I can get into the log in screen
Kek I can already see most of the schizos in the generals I'm in. This week is going to be good.
>>528734784hope thats why its crashing on bluestacks,we ll see tomorrow
>>528734871Its so weird that Konami consistently shills archetypes way after they fell off or never were even slightly meta to begin with. They really expected you to believe Dark Magician was ever good.
>>528726849/@/ here just taking a peek
>>528734253That'd be sweet.
>>528735013not loading on LD either
>>528735000>weekIt'll last like 3 days. Most gacha players want as little time investment as possible.
>>528735013it just crashes on emulators, supposed to stop easy rerolling
>100,000 circlepoints
>KMR begging DO NOT REDEEMU! over the phone
>>528734967What's the different, dacchi
>>528735104Did Spe get punched in the face?
>>528734352Pitspammer makes /alter/ 10x worse than any other general. Half the general fucked off to the other site and dicksword because of it.
>>528734727Don't tell the others, my wife is interested after we watched the animes and the movie a few weeks back Uma Musume
>>528735116>it just crashes on emulatorsthis is so bullshit, rerolling is great for the longrun as that's how you reel in the dolphins and whales
>>528735045But Blue Eyes is actually a competitive deck....
>>528734813There's nothing to localize. It would be Blue Rose Chaser verbatim. That is exactly how it is pronounced in Japanese and what was written. Rice Shower herself runs at the "Pace-Chaser" position, so it wouldn't conflict with that either.
>>528735000tourists are gonna see there's no auto button yet then drop the game immediately
>>528734993Did you update to 16? seen multiple people with 16 have the same issue, the thing doesn't even launch to show in the recent apps, JP is fine
>>528735013Not sure about emulators, but I reckon they'll update it before the servers go up since A16 just rolled out this month
>>528735217Only acc resellers need emulators. The game already has an easy quick reroll button.
>>528735230After 25 years.
>>528735178She got a moutful of carrots
>>528735000I'm actually waiting for the schizo who posts off-topic shit in /mygen/ to bring up Uma Musume unprompted.
>>528735294at least I've got Steam and my phone, its not ideal but at least it's not bleak
>>528735283Oh 16 just dropped today? That's probably it. No I'm still on 15
>>528734784Well fuck. I'm a pixel Chad
>>528735338This already happened in 4 generals I frequent kek
Jp-senpai
what is your wisdom?
>>528735498Play better games like BA and P5X.
>>528735385It was this month, don't update, knowing the japs... there's a chance they won't fix it when the servers open
>>528735397F
>>528735498Dust your Urara. Shes not worth it.
>>528735498Commit suicide.
>>528735536This but unironically.
>>528735498Play better games like Genshin and Wuwa
>>528735536>persona>BAabysmal dogshit, might as well tell them to go outside, get raped and get AIDS
>>528735684what's better?
>1 FM and 1SS>2 FM >2 SS
>>528735714Better gameplay, story, and characters than uma yeah?
>>528735045Doesn't Konami fucking hate Yugi anyways? They never use him to promote anything as oppose to them using Kaiba's VA everywhere.
>>528735776>gameplay>storyNo
>charactersIf you're a pedo, sure
Saw this game on Steam, which horse should I get?
>>528735684HELL YEAH my favorite part of starting a new gacha is rerolling for days
>>528735874>soulless pickthe one with her own anime
>soulful pickthe one you think is cutest
>>528735684>Fine motioni thought the early meta card is tazuna
>>528735967Early meta card is INT Shakur. Fucking dumb globalkeks who know nothing.
>reroll for 2 days straight
>get the meta card
>stop playing the game
can't wait to leave /uma/
>>528735684>reroll for 3 Fine Motion cardsGot it
>>528735874Maru since she's hot
Reminder that this could've been much worse if P5X didn't release on the same day
>>528735991You mean Wit Shakur.
>>528735964rudolf is washed
>>528736115i'll be playing both p5x and uma
>>528735631> Genshin> Better gameWhy not tell them to choke on a carrot instead
>>528736115This could've been better if BA didn't get delay by Mary.
Why are the horses' names retarded? Are the horses retarded too?
I'm gonna do my best to like this game but the fact that you have zero control over your horse during the actual race is a little questionable
>>528735684Do you use the same currency for umas and support cards
God I hope Cygames went bankrupt and acquired by Tencent so we can have a proper English localization like Heaven Burns Red
>>528736242If you last long with the game, you will come to realize that's a blessing.
>>528736242Then don't play it?
>>528736242> Play as trainer> "why can't I control my horse"You need a kick. Golshi, if you please...
>>528736242Do you have control over an actual horse race? Its not driving, this is how all horse racing games are.
hope they drop JP region block when downloading the game
>>528736242Just like real horse trainers then? When you're done training them you leave them to the control of the jockey.
>>528736242Well ofc it's a sim raising game, you raise your child telling them to go study and can only hope they'll ace their test
>>528736487Pretty cucked.
>>528736396>>528736409>>528736487what about in ep 6 of cingray? kitahara was able to say something to inspire oguri and she ended up going from middle of the pack to winning
>>528736294>>528736303So if the aim is to get support cards when do I roll for the girls...
>>528736576Yell at your monitor then.
>>528735931>the one you think is cutestRice Shower it is
Is hot spring trip in the datamine?
>>528736657Nope, they removed the entire onsen trip
>summer barely show skin
bikinischizo is here isn't xe?
>>528736603>So if the aim is to get support cards when do I roll for the girls...lol
Global should've gotten a Switch 2 release instead of Steam.
>>528736603Lol
Lmao
You pull for both, dacchi.
Good luck, you'll need it
>>528736628that sounds retarded now, but in the near future we'll get VR where we'll be at the race course and whichever trainer creates the most decibels can give their Uma up to a 10% speed boost
Uma Jockey here. I would like to thank every trainer for their service. I enjoy riding them during the race and inseminating them afterwards. The bodies of these girls that you spent 3 years training are too incredible.
>>528736823lose some weight man
>>528736603You don't, because you'll need to save jims for all the meta supports that you have to update every month or so.
>>528736918this is how you get drone struck by the yakuza btw
If hors are your daughters isn't it bad if you want to sex them?
>>528736823That sausage hand.
>>528737089Hors is friend.
>>528737089Opera is my smug hors wife.
>Uma musume fan excited to play Uma Musume for the first time.
>>528737051Someone has to create the next generation of umamusume.
Whats the best way to not load the 15GB to my hard drive?
>>528737235>multimedia project
>>528737280Symlink it to another drive.
how are there only 3 pages of umamusume futanari on danbooru
We dying here or new thread in the oven?
>>528737280Symlink. Does the steam version actually not let you pick a drive? Lmao
>>528737235Yes you can be a fan of something without consuming one of their many available media
>>528737395>My other gacha Wizardry does thisWhy are nips like this?
>>528737392It's a straight men fandom. Not too many closeted homos.
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Are they going to play the global version on stream?
>>528737487That thread is over 2 hours old, dacchi.
>>528737548Are you retarded? Why would they play the global version on a Japanese stream? It's going to be about the new campaign that's coming out soonish.
>>528737384>>528737395Spoonfeed me on Symlink. I've never heard of this before.
Friendly reminder that the faggot trying to split the general is a discord tranny /vt/umor. Report and ignore
>>528736603If you dont care about pvp autism just roll for the horses thats what I do
Are there any tsundere hors??????
>>528737546Delete your pron bros
>>528737630How do you guys know shit like this? What sort of drama infested hell hole did you all crawled out of.
>>528737630Whats the connection to the ehoes?
>>528737686The very first one you get.
>>528737626Go to YouTube and have an indian tech support guy explain it for you
>>528737730it's tangentially related to our divegrass team
>>528736487So you raise a horse for another man to ride her in a race? You guys are some serious cucks
>>528737782I would....really rather not. I can smell them through the screen.
>>528737812Nothing good really comes out of divegrass
>>528737860I don't view them as cucks, but donors. As a proud member of the Jockey Association I'm glad to be able to handle the girls they spent so long developing. Most trainers are impotent anyway. Compared to my BJC at least (Big Jockey Cock).
>>528737812How does divegrass discord drama translate to some nigger trying to split the general.
>>528738027He's schizoposting. There's like 2 people that care about the divegrass team max so he just assumes it's the one other guy. Ignore his posts and move along.
