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>>528633598>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides
>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag
>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent
>>(JP)>Banners:>6/25 (Wed) After Maint โ 7/9 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Yukari (Swimsuit) (3*)
Kikyou (Swimsuit) (3*), Renge (Swimsuit) (2*)
>News:Livestream Summary: https://rentry.org/BagStream0621
4.5 Anniversary Website: https://4th-half-anniversary.bluearchive.jp
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/562
>Events:A Single Bloom Emerging From a Hundred: A Fair Duel on the Water โ 6/25 (Wed) After Maint โ 7/9 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:Total Assault: Goz (Indoor) โ 7/2 (Wed) 11:00 โ 7/9 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field โ w/Light Armor) โ 6/26 (Thu) 11:00 โ 7/22 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)
2x Bounty โ 6/25 (Wed) 4:00 โ 7/2 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account XP โ 6/28 (Sat) 4:00 โ 6/30 (Mon) 3:59 (JST)
2x Hard โ 7/2 (Wed) 4:00 โ 7/9 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account XP โ 7/5 (Sat) 4:00 โ 7/7 (Mon) 3:59 (JST)
2x Normal โ 7/9 (Mon) 4:00 โ 7/16 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>6/24 (Tue) After Maint โ 7/1 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Aru (New Year) (3* โ Limited โ Rerun)
Mutsuki (New Year) (3* โ Limited โ Rerun)
Kayoko (New Year) (3* โ Rerun)
Haruka (New Year) (3* โ Rerun)
>News:PC client launch: Delayed
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=2982566
>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council โ 6/24 (Tue) After Maint โ 7/8 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:Grand Assault: Kaiten (Urban โ Torment w/Light Armor) โ 7/1 (Tue) 2:00 โ 7/7 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) โ 6/24 (Tue) 2:00 โ 6/30 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field โ w/Heavy Armor) โ 6/11 (Wed) 2:00 โ 7/7 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Lesson/Normal โ 6/23 (Mon) 19:00 โ 6/30 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard โ 6/30 (Mon) 19:00 โ 7/7 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
how do we stop /bat/ from infiltrating our aggies instead of getting their own
Does this applies to (you) anon?
>>528665802 (OP)Is the event name MTL?
>>528662984There are days I sit comfortably in top 10 without effort and others I struggle to climb back from rank 40. I just gave up and accept the whims of the coinflipping god
>>528665909This is how Tatsumaki and Rebecca fags act
>>528665882Art knows no boundaries. It's fine as long as you make good art right?
>only BA crashes in emulator all the fucking time
steam can't come any sooner bros, i'm actually seething here, while AL works just fine.
>Surely I can follow the recipe to the letter!
>this dish is too meaty
>this dish is too vegetarian
>I don't like this specific cheese
>sauce too hot
>sauce too mild
>fuck pickles, I'll replace them with normal cucumbers instead
>bucatini over spaghetti? Eh, pasta is pasta right?
Anybody else suffering from terminal Juribrain?
>>528666170I don't want traitors in my aggie
Does anyone actually like Serika?
>>528666257>pasta is pastafucking PLEBEIAN
>>528666302>my aggieMake one in the first place to call it yours.
>>528666407I have all 4 of them already
>>528666337mumu, something to do with connection, someitmes it won't boot if i have VPN, someitmes it won't boot without the same VPN, it'll either disconnect or just crash during loading.
>>528665973Yeah, I was waiting for the wiki to update, but I think the wiki anon said he'd be busy and I couldn't find a good translation myself. Feel free to change it if you want
>>528665882Do people even post the aggie here anymore?
>>528666432That's what /bat/ should be doing
>make AI slop of Aru having her asshole eaten
>Aru always come out with a goofy embarrassed face
>can't fap because she unironically looks too retarded
>>528665882it's a /bag/ aggie so /bag/ gets to take part
>>528666404She's my beloved princess.
>>528666885wrong thread /vn/ hoshino
>>528666798You're a shitposter replying to another shitposter, maybe even yourself. But you stealing the name is the most pathetic shit ever when you already had a different name. Now post fucking Serika pictures.
>>528666404Yes, she kind of reminds me of the usual tsundere trope from VNs and other kinds of games
>>528666798/bat/ is not /bag/
>>528666714>no cup being held by my raging boner due to having Reijo this close to me
I guess no one likes her because she has no tits or ass
>>528666954it was killed by the colonizers
never forgive never forget
yuh
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yuh
>lurking /bag/ at work
>"BA not working"
>"emulator users banned"
>"EoS announced"
>come back home
>start the game to see what's up
>300 Mb patch
>game working flawlessly(ldplayer btw)
Overreact much?
Chiaki a shit
Kick Chiaki
Punch Chiaki
I thought we agreed that
>/bag/
/vg/ Blue Archive general
>/kv/ bag
Other tab Blue Archive general
>/v/aca
Blue Archive general in /v/
>b/a/g
Blue Archive general in /a/
>Tourists
Threads in Reddit, Steam, Gamefaqs, Facebook, etc
Oh, the brand new
>/bag/ is my only social interaction
schizo woke up.
>>528667304It's true, I think i'd just throw glass bottles at her to amuse myself if i ever had her as a slave.
>>528667702Whats wrong with that?
/bag/ isn't your only social environment right? you don't actually get all of your social interactions here, right?
>>528667116She's not taking the ass licking seriously
https://litter.catbox.moe/871e6vk2bgjk65ac.jpg
kaya
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Hello /bag/
I love pinks; but this pink I love the most.
>>528668047I come here get horny go jerk off and then get sleepy and go to bed
>>528666404Yes, she's my favorite. But I dropped the game almost 2 years ago. Just saw her picture to check and see if people still have some taste left.
>>528668047Haha, yeah, no way...
>>528668252James Jonah Jameson...
Hate Serika
Hate Chiaki
Hate Ichika
Hate Konoka
>>528668047Unfortunately, no. I still have to interact with retards at work.
>>528668162I want to eat a girl's ass but i'm afraid it'll taste like shit
>>528666535Checked if your vpn client allows split tunneling? Maybe you can exclude your emulator
>>528668450Me and my friends get no respect
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Jumby my beloved...
>>528668183How much for a rim?
Akane or kotama elephs from total assault shop? Used both a lot recently
>>528668252Jenny from the block
>>528668805Kotama to 5*
It's an actual damage increase to dps, Akane is just survivability.
>>528668625nah, it doesn't, it's just weird connection in general, sometimes i'll have everything disabled and it works fine, sometimes my browser's DNS redirect or whatever thingy interferes with my loading times in emulator, how are they even related I don't know. Only happens with BA.
I could log in rn because I actually enabled VPN, that's why im hoping for Steam to get rid of all that bullshit and so i can actually buy stuff without going through hoops and overpaying to jewgle and middlemen
>>528668252JEANNY
QUIT LIVING ON DREAMS
JEANNY
LIFE IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS
SUCH A LONELY LITTLE GIRL IN A COLD COLD WORLD
THERE'S SOMEONE WHO NEEDS YOU
You can bing if you want to
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>>528669325Don't post this jimmy face, it make my pp hard
>>528668047I hate interacting with people irl. I hate people in general actually
>>528669419Wake up with a sore back.
>>528669419More like Junko love
It's time to forgive her.
>>528668047it's not my fault!
>uma musume global in 1 day
>>528668597>>528669572I never felt more lonely and alienated than during forced interactions with normalfags and involuntary participation in their small talk social games
>>528669638I'll forgive when she gives me enough kids to form a new squad.
>>528669638Truer words couldn't be spoken.
Kill gehennoids. Behead gehennoids. Roundhouse kick a gehennoid into the concrete. Slam dunk a gehennoid baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy gehennoids. Defecate in a gehennoids food. Launch gehennoids into the sun. Stir fry gehennoids in a wok. Toss gehennoids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a gehennoids gas tank. Judo throw gehennoids into a wood chipper. Twist gehennoids heads off. Report gehennoids to the IRS. Karate chop gehennoids in half. Curb stomp pregnant gehennoids. Trap gehennoids in quicksand. Crush gehennoids in the trash compactor. Liquefy gehennoids in a vat of acid. Eat gehennoids. Dissect gehennoids. Exterminate gehennoids in the gas chamber. Stomp gehennoid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate gehennoids in the oven. Lobotomize gehennoids. Mandatory abortions for gehennoids. Grind gehennoid fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown gehennoids in fried chicken grease. Vaporize gehennoids with a ray gun. Kick old gehennoids down the stairs. Feed gehennoids to alligators. Slice gehennoids with a katana.
>>528669767My secretary/maid/punching bag.
>>528669419This is a veritable jamboree
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i don't know who i need..
>>528670001You too, Junko?
>>528670001>tfw Jimbo Jones calls my little shrimp impressive
https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI
https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI
https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI
Come draw summer tummies /bag/
>>528670286Maki and Koharu
>>528670526i understand maki but what koharu for?
>>528670618Not him but Koharu gets used a lot in different modes
>>528670618For sex alternative.
>>528670618Healing in raids
>>528670618Whatever you're deviant mind can come up with.
>>528670618She's a striker healer. Very precious combination. Specials are the best buffers so you don't want to waste the slots on that.
Plus Koharu is good for missions too because she can do damage with that aoe.
>>528670618She's the cutest
>>528670618Striker AOE healer. If you're new enough to be asking she's probably going to be great - I got her early and her EX was able to heal up my tank while also dealing notable AOE damage to things around her in mission stages.
She's also the only AOE striker healer that comes to mind. Used her in a bunch of raids (though less so recently) and still gets a lot of use in JFDs etc.
>>528670778>Very precious...KoharuCorrect
>>528670752I want to lick koharu's anus. I want to follow the track of her line with my tongue and do multiple loops with particular focus on her anus
You know this shit isnt canon cus im actually really smallโฆ
I don't have Chiaki/Wakamo and my borrow is being used on Mika
I have two Mika teams clearing stage 4 but I have no idea who to use for my 3rd team except sHanako
>>528668047I'm kinda sad because all the other generals/boards I used to frequent got taken by schizos or bots/spam, and became unusable as result.
At this point the only general where I actively post is /bag/.
For every other game I enjoy playing I don't have anyone to talk about or share my opinion.
I tried lurking in other forums outside of 4chan but the opinions are generally too artificial, sanitized and too superficial.
I don't know if this is weird but I ended up making an "insight/opinion diary".
When I work, or when I play a game, or watch a movie, or read a book, if something interesting happens I write my opinion and impression of the event and that's it.
>>528666404I like her more than Hoshino.
>>528671069>except sHanakoYou answered yourself. Bring her, a buffer or two and rest comprised of DoT girls who preferably apply DoTs using their basic skill instead of EX so you don't waste time but you gotta fill hanako's gauge anyway so experiment a bit
>>528671126whats else do you play?
>>528668047I don't have friends so yes
Everyone memes Koharu but she is genuinely adorable.
>>528671318All my (invested) buffers (Kisaki, Ako, Himari, dAru) were used in teams 1 & 2.
All the Roogi art was nice while it lasted.
>>528671567I want to lick koharu's feet
>>528668047It is now, as two of my co-workers got fired today.
>>528671687You probably have a Kotama laying around. Possibly Ibuki
>>528671886I have both but they aren't really invested
>>528668162why are you a bald lardman?
Forgot to login this morning for my free AP.
>>528672204Well that's better than nothing no?. Get the dots going, buff hanako and see how fast you can clear. If you can't do 4 do 3. No way around it. It's not like you miss much by not maxing the jfd
Oh. I forgot to claim cafe mid-day for the event
I'm fucking stupid.
At least she made getting nyKayoko at 165 rolls kind of worth it. I also got Maid Momoi but meh.
>>528674020>Maid Momoi but mehWhy are you black?
>accidentally a Kisaki roll
I blame the /vn/ crossposter for this fortune
Thank you for the redwinter BDs.
>>528674094How did you know he has a big dick?
>>528674263Good, now you can upgrade your stoat.
>>528674336>he hasn't seen the statisticOhnonono
>>528674336He was choking on it last night
I don't know about that, but I know seaniggers sure as hell don't have a big one.
>>528670445Sometimes when I'm browsing the catalogue I see a girl that looks just like Wakamo then I check the name and it's something like Arknights
I surely love animation lock from a single passive skill in jdf that prevents my entire team from moving!
>>528674895Ichika used to make me so mad with this.
>>528674895SKoharu used to piss me off so much as a newfag due to that.
>>528670618Koharu carries that one JFD where you have to heal the dummy
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>Izuna elephs
Th-Thanks.
>>528675430Those gifts are tasty but my wife will be 100 by then...
>>528673365i have seen "things" you wouldn't believe
>>528674842lazy but I'll join the testing
>>528675430I'm on GL and I've got around 340 of her eleph and still somehow she hasn't spooked me yet
whose eleph do I grab from the choice boxes
Sup /bag/. can someone please explain this character? Why is she always angry?
>>528676029that's her resting face. she isn't actually angry
>>528676029You need to water her.
>>528676121He removed some white borders from the image
>>528676029You don't pat her enough
so if i havent unlocked a character is it worth farming her eleph?
>>528676342Yuh. Get 120 and you can unlock her.
>>528674895>clear a mission in 75 seconds>25 seconds wasted on students casting skills
>>528676029Her friend ate all the ice creams.
>>528676029Not enough people like SkullMan
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>>528676262But why? and why is this edge messed up? AI rescaler?
>>528676664I removed the shitty edges by tossing it into AI, yes. Hence why lazy.
>>528676164Even if you water zoos she will still be grumpy
>>528676009The ones you need the most
>>528676009Yuuka or Tsubaki
Hmm Steam release? Hello?
>>528675430>comb and illicit booksHoly FUCK its like this event was made for my wife.
This is my fluffy maid wife (16).
Honest question, what's the best strategy with Guarantee ticket?
Use it at the very start to try to luckshit one of the limiteds (like NY Aru or NY Mutsuki)?
Or use it at the very end on roll 190?
>>528677350The start of course, so you can dip out early if you get what you want.
>>528677163what if, the review process means that the reviewer wants to finish the story and they got filtered by the smiling priest and now they are leveling up so they can beat it?
of course not but it's the only reason I could come up that doesn't make me seethe
>>528677334Fluffy granny wife (16)
>>528677634So far I never got scammed. One time I even got 2 purples and they both gave 100 eleph
>>528678094She has very lickable legs
Reminder to max out your Serika
I don't care about the war
>>528678793I already have the 3 kots
>>528677634I wish I got some more Izumi spooks instead of having to grind her to UE50 on hard modes.
Guaranteed pregnancy ticket for her.
>>528679070Are they UE50 limit broken bond 50+?
>>528677634Umika was in my guaranteed ticket when I started the game and she carried me hard. I would have never beat Wakamo or Perorozilla without her pseudo tanking
>>528679041Nagisaland is a breakaway province of the big boob federation and we reserve the right to assert our sovereignty by force if negotiations fall through.
The flat chest alliance has no business meddling on our internal affairs.
>>528676648Can you consistently hit Kuroko with her, or just the tanks?
>>528679817Imagine how mad women get when a girl with really fucking huge tits just walk in
How would you punish them?
>>528680105idk I skip pvp and just watch the result screen. But she wouldn't do this much damage to yellow tanks
Finally beat scrimmage 4 and BA crashes and it didn't count. Fuck that steam reviewer.
Don't you guys have phones?
>>528680527It's not Blue Archive-phone.
Think they will release a standalone version if Gaben doesn't take his pills?
>>528680779>do you think nexon will put in the effort tono, otherwise they wouldn't have gone to steam in the first place
>>528668247Why are all pink girls in all pieces of media so mentally unstable batshit insane?
>>528680245Bed breaking sex
>>528681209did she update design into right?
>>528680756Reminder that this came with an exclusive Arona voice for the Google Assistant.
>>528681209Sexual frustration. Pink means erotic in japanese. Their brain is filled with lewd thoughts. Just look at Koharu.
>>528675430we win again newfag bros
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STEAM VERSION GABEN?
>>528680245It depends. Make Hasumi spend a whole day with Gourmets. As their guide in Trinity district. And make Mashiro secure their trip from rooftops. Make Koharu and Hanako sort through lewd stuff confiscated by JTF. Idk, I have no idea and would never want to punish Roogi or Ichika.
>>528681858Valve is too busy at finding all Sexual Content from Blue Archive.
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Serika!
Dating!
>>528682000how is this allowed? stop posting it
Why did history change. Today supposed to be ours.
>>528681295You actually made me google and read loads of bullshit you know that? To answer your question: yes. She goes by the name of Mikeneko
>>528682154Anyone find it weird that a classy, refined girl like Haruna associates with low-lifes like Junko and even is a fan of something so pathetic like food and eating?
>>528682764AAAA FUCK YOU FRANCIS AND YOUR WHOLE SUBVERTING THE NARRATIVE SHTICK
>>528682718In my dreams I too received 1 purple but reality said nyo.
>>528682764We need to go back to the alpha timeline
>>528682891Total Serikass love
Filling Yukari with my lowborn seed
>>528682837huh. I think she used to be Rukia. Remember you can just say 'idk', bubby
THE CUTEST KOT!
KUROMI SERIKA!
we all know we'd turn full manslut if we got to Kivotos
BUT could you contain your lust and chase 5 girls at most?
>>528683073I can't tell if you are shitposting or not. I'll just stop thinking about this
>>528683072>lowbornSensei is the king of Kivotos
>>528683143No, I'm going on a breeding marathon.
AIEEEEE RELEASE UMA MUSUME ALREADY FFS
>>528683249now you've confused me
Is Serika based on Azusa?
Are we really gonna migrate and play Uma Musume?
Or are anons just pretending?
>>528683593Nobody is going to migrate to Uma Musume, anyone who wants to play that game will have been playing it for years already.
>>528683593No way I'm moving, I'm never gonna play another gacha, BA will be my last one
I ain't gonna beat my meat to horses
I'm camping and now I have to go find Wifi to download the update because my plan sucks.
>>528683593I play it already I can't read yet
>>528683207>>528683498I love noblewomen with lewd bodies.
>>528683593>weLets see:
Super greedy
Bad gameplay
No porn
Boring setting nobody cares about
70% of the characters have Kayoko hair so they all look alike
No
Go order big Serika
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GOODS-04536917
I will give the Kadenokouji family many heirs
>>528684430>No pornIt exist but you have to look hard for it.
Though that in itself is bad.
>>528683593no, we're not going
this is a retard-free general
which students can I grab from the next 3* selector
>>528684752There's some but it doesn't have much in the way of proper doujins since they can't release it in the normal places. It's all random shit from SEA or Taiwan, mostly low quality.
>>528684952Does that mean I have to leave?
Fubuki would look better with a cigarette than she does with a donut.
Blue Archive has been officially rejected from Steam
It's over
we flew too close to the sun...
>>528685989gz whore, how many cocks did you suck to achieve it?
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it's literally still here
>>528686540wen apologems?
Hifumi will naked dogeza as apology for the delay
>>528687152Why? The delay is not her fault.
>>528686540>>528686546why are you retarded niggers giving it attention?
>>528684476use case for big serika?
>>528687247Group accountability
>>528686540>>528686546I intentionally spread misinformation
>>528687406Because I'm brown
>>528686540>>528686546I wouldn't be surprised that BA marking itself as "frequent or sexual content" ended up fucking them over for their release date, because now you have some Valve janny combing through everything trying to find it when all there is are suggestive bikini pictures of minors at worst. Panty sniffing scene notwithstanding.
>>528687704No you are not
>>528687636big cuddles or you can fuck it idk
>>528687876I dunno is that had anything to do with it but it did seem like a bad move to me when I first noticed it, just brought extra scrutiny. There game has 100% plausible deniability on all the lewd shit, it could have easily passed without any warnings.
>>528684476It's not that big...
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
Stop stealing my reaction images
>>528688178I thought it was sensible at face value, just brand it as an 18+ game since that's the highest rating you can go for instead of trying to get it in as a 16+ or whatever and having people complain about muh gambling or fanservice and trying to sneak it into a lower rating than it deserves.
I suppose the problem is on one hand you're taking the 18+ rating on the chin despite it being completely unwarranted, and on the other you have characters with explicit sub-18 ages ingame. There's nothing remotely unsavory enough to warrant the game getting that rating, let alone being kept off Steam for it, but maybe that's the root of why it's getting scrutiny.
>>528684476Anyone turn one of these into an onahole sleeve yet?
>>528688575I want to touch another person
Wish granted. Congrats. Your BA waifu is real. Now what? How are you gonna take care of her? You can't even take care of yourself. Also, she has no papers. So if you live in NA the Icy guys will come for her. Well? Whatchu gonna do.
>>528689151I never wished for something this pathetic lol. I guess I'd pimp her out?
>>528683593Hell no, Uma's game is dogshit to play even considering the low standards of the gacha genre
Stick with the anime series, they're actually worthwhile
>>528689151Where the fuck will they deport her to?
>>528689151She could solo the entire army so them coming for her isn't really a problem.
>>528688479I congratulated you and asked a genuine question? Where are your manners, you slut?
>>528688591Yeah I think that's what the issue is. They're labeling it as restricted for sexual content with a mostly underage cast. There's no actual inappropriate content but Nexon seem to be implying there is. They shot themselves in the foot. I think it could be resolved if they just removed the 18+ tag.
>>528684476>Kisaki ball no stock Replenishment doko
I know the BA artbook 1 is uploaded in decent quality on ex, but were the subsuequent volumes uploaded anywhere?
>>528689237oh yeahโฆ they sort of look alike
Guys GUYS!! For those secret event missions that ask you to spend stamina, make sure you don't spend more than 500 stamina daily since it doesn't count towards the next 'spend 500 stamina' goal!
>>528683593Why the hell would I go from
>school girls with guns shooting Machine Godsto
>horse girls have a race from time to timeI would legit play Raid Shadow Legends before Uma Musume
aru worth $200? or do i spend that on bluefes?
>>528689341El Savador. What, you think they are going to ask where each individual illegal is from so they can send them back to the right place?
>>528689942Spend all your stamina every day dummy
1 stamina 1 xp, stamina is the only roadblock to end game
>>528689812if /baggot/ can't read it despite being on 4chan for 5 years or more, just GTFO.
>>528683593>>528690032Exactly. These games have nothing in common thematically so I don't see why this is even a question.
>>528689387The ENTIRE game is RNG-based whalebait. You can have a literal perfect setup with everything going well and still fail because the game just said no. Mood down events (shit that can kill your entire run, basically) happen at random and reverting those also depends on chance.
Then there's the absolutely abysmal gacha system, with the added caveat that global will be over FOUR years behind so there is absolutely zero chance they're going to bridge that gap without some sort of blunt force trauma involved.
The game is simply not good. The franchise's popularity is imo carried by the anime which, again, are good. S2 is legit one of the best sports anime ever made.
>>528690365I've been on this shithole for over a decade and I don't know a lick of nip. Wake me when you're hosting classes.
>>528690043>spending $200>spending $200 on video games>spending $200 on something you can get for free with ingame currency>spending $200 on a fucking gacha lolAru would literally laugh at yo ass for doing this.
>>528690504Anime and Japan having a cultural thing for horse races that places outside of Japan (aside from maybe the UK) don't really have,
when are we getting area 28?
>>528690751what else you gonna spend on retard
((())) are literally making money worthless, might as well give my students some love
>>528690751>Aru>Having shrewd financial senseOh what fucking planet? Read the story.
All money is temporary. Spend it however you want, whenever you want, because God doesn't know what money is and won't let you bring it into heaven.
>>528689151>aoc/marriage is 17 in my state>already a salaryslave>own my childhood homeI see no problem other than the neighbors freaking out over me marry a teenager with fox ears and pink hair. But then again, 2 separate neighbors got locked up for molesting minors, so glass houses.
>>528689151My chips...gone....
>>528690895>((())) are literally making money worthlessThey gonna make money because you spend yours, retard.
Just don't spend it.
>>528690905Even Aru is smart enough to realize the bizarreness of this situation.
>>528691116>own my childhood homeMust be nice...
>frequent nudity or sexual content
BAโฆis an ero gameโฆ?
>>528690905Aru has been shown to recognise scams. She may pump money into looking like a badass outlaw, but when confronted with actual scams, she says "no"
>>528690895And when you try to hunt for your food so (((they))) don't make money they call it poaching and try to arrest you. This planet has become a prison...
>>528691261My parents are deeeaaad;_______;
I just want total societal collapse is all
>>528691347That's correct, every Chibi will be nopan on Steam version.
I spend money on my students because I have no children to spend it on.
>>528691563Pits don't count as nudity
>>528691347No, it's an Epic Anime RPG
>>528690881Speaking as a bong, our affinity for horse racing is either based around gambling, or getting dressed up and drinking way too much at ascot. I don't think there's a wide public knowledge or care about the horses themselves.
>>528691532You ever think about how there's a non-zero chance we'll have access to sentient human-intelligence anime girl AI wives and daughters before we die?
>>528691632what if I add a back too?
What game should I play until the Steam release?
>>528689151Take her to McDonalds
>>528691857Add more nape too and I'll allow it
>>528691861Team Fortress 2
>>528689151She will be hobo like back in Kivotos.
>>528690751She would think you were based for spending money frivolously actually
>>528691861Monster Hunter Wilds
>>528691976people here unironically like and consume McDonalds???
>>528689151>Also, she has no papersAny hypothetical of this sort is instantly crushed when this comes into play. Nothing a rando without government contacts in the right place can do.
>>528691532Invest in Index Funds, or in precious metals, real estate, crypto, beanie babies, pokeymon cards,...
Don't forget to pat your cats, bag
>>528692314ogogee would not say this
>>528692330Sure you can. Just say she's a jane doe with a memory loss.
>>528692123>your student>your tf2 main
>>528691679It's ok. Ty
>>528691861Get or Nebulous Fleet Command
>>528691861Strip Fighter 5: Chimpocon Edition
>>528692964Isn't that bikini too small?
>>528691861Gaming is dead
>>528692392>pokeymon cards,...Don't remind me Yuuka
>went to visit my boomer parents last spring for a week since they needed help>took with me some boxes that contained work related stuff, pokemon cards I wanted to sort, and other pending stuff to do>went out to the town to buy all the shit I needed to make the home repairs they asked me >while I was out they burned my pokemon cards and the work papers>several graded cards which were valued around $5000 burned them to a crisp in the backyard >they didn't even did it out of spite or malice>they were just doing spring cleaning and decided for some reason to burn all the "old cardboard" and "old papers" on my old room>they also burned a thick roll of $$$ bills inside a box they had stashed on their own bedroom as emergency savings because they forgot the money was there
>>528692803Soldier
I haven't played TF2 in over a decade
>>528693285>Isn't that bikini too small?is there even such a thing as "too small" of a bikini?
>>528693369>while I was out they burned my pokemon cards
>>528692392Thinks arms companies and defense contractors are a good investment these days?
>>528693014>getGex*
>>528693369I still have a few gen 1 cards laying around.
>>528693535Depends on who's wearing it
>>528693797this is why our games get banned ToT
>>528693369I think both your parents have fucking Alzheimer's.
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coom in doom
rope in hope
good night /bag/
>>528694067If you have to ask, no
>>528692123>>528692803>playing Valve's games after they backstabbed us
>>528694416I want this car
>>528690365i barely know english
>>528694067/hag/ hours were rescheduled today you might have better luck in 5 hours
>>528692803What description do I give my Iron Bomber?
>>528694054Yeah a few months later after several visits to the hospital they were diagnosed with Alzheimer's.
My sister moved in to help them with basic stuff.
I can just buy again the cards eventually, but sadly I can't buy a cure for that to help them.
>>528694067>Akane>not redwonder
>>528695758Racer is not allowed to be sexy
>>528692803I play once a year at this point but I usually just play Scout for a bit
>>528695909Is she allowed to be racist? Because that's sexy to me.
/bag/ better hope that nexon develops some next level student AI or else there wont be anyone to wipe your alzheimers riddled ass when you grow old
>>528696109what color are chinatsu's?
>>528696102I told my brother to take a stick and beat me to death when I get Alzheimers
>>528696102Just have money, bro
>>528683593why would you migrate to jp games meant to milk you for an absurd amount of money? The culture is different there anon. They're actual paypiggies
>>528696102My family has a history of dementia. I'm not looking forward to it.
>>528696270what if he forgets?
>>528696102I'll just adopt if I make it to 50
>>528696595this seia needs to eat less
>>528696102this is why I started coming around to the idea of having kids
but maybe by then there will be robots to take care of me
>>528690751Canonically Sensei spends money on gachas
>>528696102I'll hire someone with all the money I'll get from my INDEX FUNDS.
>>528696005>The culture is different there anon. They're actual paypiggiesThis reminds me of the massive shitstorm from the Shadowverse 2 release
It's surreal seeing the civil war between the boomers that played SV1 and the zoomers embracing the JP paypig culture
>>528696102Jokes on you, my life expectancy isn't long enough to worry about developing it.
We hit the triple digits, bros
>>528696102I'll most definitely get it if I live long enough. I space out enough as it is, it wouldn't be too weird to me if one day I just checked out and never checked back in.
>>528694416How do people even come up with this shit? It's just basic shapes
>>528696256There's an account which posts chibi panties all the time but I can't find it.
>>528697481The Koyuki guy?
>>528697724Yeah, that's him. NihahaXD
>>528696806to convince you to spend money on gacha lol
same with girls eating slopa and Fubuki eating donuts, to relate to the fat playerbase better
>>528697263only mid 80s here and im in cali
>>528697481>>528697942>>528698001Isn't creppy as fuck to give panties to the chibies?
>>528698001what about the normal outfit? white underneath red pantyhose sounds lame
>>528697942is it really necessary? this is the reason we won't have the game on steam
Koyuki isn't even erotic
>>528698421He certainly knows what he likes.
I'm going to lick Serika's dark anus
>>528698362Wouldn't it be creepier if they weren't wearing panties?
>>528698379You'd have to look at the chibi rips, there are no upskirts for her in the game.
>>528698421He has a wife and he loves her. Nothing wrong with that.
>>528698362And just let them walk around with their chibi pussies exposed?
>>528698421That explains why he likes Serika
>>528697776don't forget the large amount of students that are complete dorks, and also have 10/10 bodies
Looking at you Rio, Toki, Aru, Asuna, Satsuki etc.
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>utaha has no good doujins
who was the retard that said that
I'm home and I'm turning on the AC
>>528698583Miyu is loosely based off of the White Death. She should be saying she hates ziggers instead.
>>528698874Where is your legally mandated mexican to turn it on for you?
>>528698859This came out after her birthday. We'd find this in November.
>>528697263I'm also in the US and currently getting about a year's worth of rain in a day
Wild weather, eh? Though I was 90+ all last week
>>528698874Woah you americans know AC exist ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjO_MIVLQcE
>WOW AMERICANS KNOW AC EXIST INNIT???
>BIT O BREEZY ON DA HAWTDAY
>>528698502how do you know its dark
>>528698746>Rio>Millennium President>C&C manager>In charge of the R&D department>Created an spying network across the entire city>Created a mech on her own>Created an exo suit on her own>Created a second city (which is also a fortress) on all her own>Has a monopoly on Lost Technology >"""dork"""
noa and yuuka is curing my lolicon disease
>>528699393They would allow gamers to be your misstresses. Don't limit yourself.
>>528699393But Yuuka is a teenager
>>528698568>>528698606>And just let them walk around with their chibi pussies exposed?nexon should give us options to switch panties on and off
also the option for what panties they would wear, the higher the affection the more erotic one options become available, at 90 they can walk around without panties, affection 100 you get to shape their pubes style or just switch them off completely
>>528699380you forgot
>gives anon AGP
>>528699276most anus are dark
>>528699380Rio is a shut-in with no self-esteem that can't even feed or clean herself without assistance ie. Toki
She's a mess
>>528699513>everything under 18 is loliconanon..
>>528699513With tits, ass and 100 kg of thighs
Does that sound like loli to you?
What's with this gay ass delay?
>>528699710Not when I cum inside
>>528699984>>528699837She looks normal. For a teen
>>528699380>lost to Momoi of all people in an argument>lives like a bum without her maid>likes ugly robots>not a dork
>>528699835But Toki can't take care of herself.
>Lives permanently in Schale>She doesn't make her bed>She doesn't clean>She doesn't cook>She doesn't bathe>All she eats is coke and potato chipsShe literally doesn't have the skills to take care of Rio or anyone at all
>>528700013You should be glad that it's not on steam today, because there's a steam maintenance going on. Enjoy getting disconnected and then not being able to log in for 30 minutes every fucking tuesday. Enjoy a disconnect during a raid.
I blame my pantyhose fetish on Rio
>>528700197Don't millennium students have drones and robots for that?
>>528700139Momoi is one of the smartest students
>>528700104those proportions are adult in asian. Have you seen how small Asian girls are? They even confused teen europeans/americans to be adults.
>>528700104>For a teenbut not for a loli
You could stretch it to hebe if you said she was 12 or something
>>528699714>Serika takes the money for Abydos's account and uses it to gamble because she heard gamblers will always make money if they play smart. >Loses every cent.>Ayane tosses her all the way to Trinity.
>>528700369Ayane lost millions by crashing the helicopters against hoshino-sama
>>528699380You'll get to know her (as in REALLY know her) in 2 weeks look forward to it.
>>528700368um bros?? what happened to the steam release?
>>528700249How new are you?
>>528700369Serika should team up with Koyuki
>>528700468>You'll get to know her (as in REALLY know her) in 2 weeks look forward to it.thats funny because you're implying riofags actually play the game and aren't secondary retards that just saw titties and fell in love
>>528700459Justified expense.
>>528700642I know I posted Yuuka, I'm just trying to not look into my h folder too carefully so I don't get triggered, I just picked first picture of pantyhose hoping it'd be Rio wearing it.
https://x.com/makiron_luvNoa/status/1937456594692022502
>got bond 100 end of December 2024
>got another bond 100 today (June 2025)
6 months.
What's your excuse?
>>528700952Why is this retard so erotic?
>>528701014Which is why it's Sensei's fault if he doesn't cover his neck. Nn.
>nut
>back hurts
>legs get tingly and feel electric shots
I'm broken beyond repair, thank GOD I'm rich and have BA to play.
>>528700848More so referring to Rio giving you a pantyhose fetish when she is relatively new compared to all pantyhose wearing anime girls.
>>528701148Can I have some money?
Ba should have an option switch to turn all erotic things off, and ramp up ero stuff to high levels
>>528701620>whale on every banner>let points expire>quick craft with mini keystones in node 2 and ligma in node 3
>>528700473that's dangerous, her pubes might get caught in the zipper...
wait... she hasn't pubing yet??!!
>>528702287I plucked them
Blue Archive
>cute girls
>that are students
>that have guns
>that's it
Uma Musume
>cute girls
>that are also horses
>that are also students
>that are also idols that host concerts
>that are also professional runners
>and actually are the isekai reincarnation of IRL horses
Isn't the whole premise of Uma a bit too much compared to BA?
>>528702443the whole premise seems a bit too much, but what about stuff like attack/defence types? currency? crafting? cafe system? etc etc
>>528702443Sometimes the students are also dictators or cops or train engineers
>>528702443now compare the stroy, politics, and world building
I hope the next PS68 event will be them interacting with other students from Gehenna
They seem very separated from the rest of the school
>>528699690He did forget that one
if you pull them all of, will she die?
>>528702789Especially with Hina. We need more events wtih Hina.
Theres really no Update ? Just """"""""""""""""""""Indefinite"""""""""""""""""""""" release date ??
>>528702789isnt the whole premise of ps68 that all of them defected from gehenna since they were betrayed by the school in one way or another? like big boss and foxhound
>>528702905it would be extremely painful
>>528702443before BA i was hyped about uma and its vn elements but after BA it just doesnt hit as much
you are right about the horse girls being named after IRL horses, its just retarded. what if the horse girl is named after a homo horse?? how can anyone immerse themselves in this omnipandering garbage
>>528703082There's no such thing as a homo horse irl
>>528703012>>528702789The premise is that Aru avoids gehenna and operates in shitty places like Abydos since she's afraid of the prefects. Without realizing the prefects really don't consider her an actual threat.
>>528703207what if the horse has a homo name?
>>528703207I saw a horse fuck a dude
>>528702907yeah, we can't have any students get a third alt before Hina
D -1
PC client
PC launch
Dead
>>528702443Wake me up when the horse girls have to fight the giant mecha apostles of a vending machine that acquired sentience by schizo maxing
I'm not playing your fucking horse game
>>528698583>>528698963Fixed
You didn't see shit OK?
>>528703223They almost nuke Abydos just to capture them
>>528703441>>528703640LMAO YOU FORGOT YOU IMAGE IDIOT MIYU LAUGHS AT YOU
>>528703280Hiyori, Izumi, Kotori, Natsu
>>528703207>>528703285I haven't played the game but the Uma anime is full of shipping between the horses.
Special Week and Silence Suzuka are very strongly shipped in the first season of the anime. Same for Teioh and the ojousama horse in the second season.
Doesn't help that the setting doesn't have a prominent male figure like Sensei that girls love.
The male trainer has like 1% screentime across all seasons and is more like a comedy relief.
remember to reviewbomb umas
Kaiten is the next raid right ?
>>528703671No they weren't, it was Ako's retardation and wanting to capture Sensei cause power n shit. Nobody cares about ps68
>>528703671Reread the story a few more times, they literally tell you the entire mission was something Ako did on her own as a mere pretense in order to take out sensei. Back during volume 1 a bunch of people were antsy over Schale and the fact that an organization was created that was above Emperor Hina or every other school, a bunch of schools wanted to use it for their benefits or get rid of it, seeing it as a danger. Ako in order to help out hina, concocted a plan to "go after PS68" while in reality the true mission was just to take out sensei in all the chaos. What Ako didn't count on was Abydos being far stronger than the entire Prefect army, and the prefect army actually lost badly until Hina showed up.
This is why the anime is bad because it portrayed certain details wrong about that. It was Kayoko who realized Ako's real goal.
>>528703808im not a tourist, i dont pretend to be outraged by yuri
>>528702443characters in blue archive have so many varied personalities, meanwhile in umas characters only care about racing and going fast, the whole cast might as well have a single personality
The videos where they whisper while ringing ant balls is a huge turn off, I wish they just stuck to speaking softly as if they were right next to me but would also appreciate they wouldn't call me a big boy. Sometimes , less is more.
>>528703808Uma musume is kinda of a special case since the Yakuza is heavily involved with horse racing in Japan, and they don't want to see their horses thirst for some random guy.
Some of the girls have relationships that are affected by their IRL conterparts ie. rivals, family, breeding, same jockey etc
This maybe too late to ask, but can you still register for the primogen benefit? My steam and google account is seperate. Do i have to" link" them ?
>>528704369they give out the "pre-registering" rewards to everyone regardless of what they did
>>528703705A hobo can't be that fat
>>528704369No. Everyone gets it.
>>528704323If they didn't want any of this shit to happen, they should have made the horse girls based off the real horses. The whole Uma shit has always be retarded.
>>528703391Ill give the machine translation a pass. The unique horns and simple halos deserve a point or two.
My Shun has been 3M77 for more than a year at this point should I bother getting her past that? I've been Top 10 three seasons in a row despite that
>>528705015That slut is only there for her cost
Is NY. Kayoko fine at 3*?
>>528705258Not for torment.
>>528705258The answer is always N O
>bag tell me to kms
>Serina tell me to take care of myself
what do?
>>528705474Serina isn't real.
>>528705474Just bee yourself
>>528705341>>528705348>>528705371>>528705394I'm just gonna go with the answer that saves me the most ligma and keep her at 3*.
Does Hina accept sensei having a harem?
>>528705562SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>528705575I've been using her at 3* for Torment without any issues. No idea what those retards are smoking
>>528705713What the fuck is she gonna do if she doesnt?
Rape me?
I don't care if they make BA AI pictures as long as they're of good quality or with extra edits
Hello /bag/. I dont play the game, but I like the chibis eating. Can you share me that stuff?
>>528706148Because you reminded me of OnK, no
Are there any official rough character sketches, reference sheets, settei, etc that Nexon has released?
>>528706148Yes but post first the best girl of OnK
blue archive
>>528706160My calculator wife is so cute
>>528706315Some concept art in the art books, there's been some stuff that's kinda sketch-ish that was shown - I remember an Atsuko on the 1st global livestream anni, but it felt clean, not a super early / rough thing.
>>528706434Do you have the seia version? perchance
>>528706315Closest you'll get are the official art books. Not full reference sheets but lots of concept art and character design details in there
>>528706535Yes, thanks for asking
>>528706408>>528706408>best girl of OnKthats AI of course
>too lazy to brush teeth today
>no student wife to clean my gums with her tongue
life is suffering
>>528705474Do not kiss yourself
>>528706535No. Which is weird because I thought I did, but I can't find it in my Seia folder.
>>528706765If you have 4 minutes to fap, you have 2 minutes to brush
>>528706754>best abydos girl is a dead one tooAm I into necrophilia?
>>528706634Then share it
>>528706754Wrong, she's like certain blue archive character but dead akane made the manga readable
>>528707070You spend only 4 minutes fapping?
You better have a long dick bro, cuz no girl would want a short one and fast ending on top of that too
I love natsu and her fatsu butt
Someone post the Natsu eating cakes webm for this guy already I can't now
>>528707316Do you like her logs too?
I'm still here. I thought /bag/ would be more than willing to share
>>528707204FAT BUTT AND THIGHS
AUUUUUUUGHHH
>>528707478Professor Niggernigger
>>528707298If I want to be quick, yeah. I can last a lot longer but I get bored after about 25 minutes
>You better have a long dick broIt's average I guess? And you don't have to worry, whatever it is girls want, I don't have it.
>>528707486Here take the two best girls from BA
>>528707692Why is that one brown?
Can we just skip these useless banner? I want my Seia and Rio now
grrr
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>>528707616You are lucky I dont play it, or I would already 1v1 you, scrub.
>>528707889shut up, I'm not finished building my stash
is blue archive the ultimate loli gacha???
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