You WILL spend 158 dollars to get King Crush
>NewsPets are here:
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/24216434/unleashing-king-krush-hearthstone-s-first-interactive-pet
Patch 32.4.2: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24205944/32-4-2-patch-notes
The LOST CITY of UN'GORO https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24204896/adventure-calls-from-the-lost-city-of-un-goro-hearthstone-s-next-expansion
Arena Overhaul https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24208800/hearthstone-arena-expands-with-new-underground-mode
Year of the raptor announcement with plans for the year: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24177978/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-raptor
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news
>Decklistshttps://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck lists
https://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)
https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta report
https://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch notes
https://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks
>Deck trackers & statisticshttps://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck tracker
https://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck tracker
https://heartharena.com/ – arena helper
https://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper
>Misc.https://playhearthstone.com/ – official website
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wiki
https://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournaments
https://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker
>helpful linkshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' article on gaming mentality
https://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit
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>>528685428 (OP)There is literally no price difference between what it costs to get everything from the new gacha mechanic and what blizzard would charge for them in the shop.
>>528685868Why don't they just put it on the shop then?
This thing is absolute bait. I have never seen a good play when this goes down.
>>528687669Aggro priest doesn't care about their life total, and 2/4 of stats for 1 mana with two tribes for jugg is insane. I'd cut the 3/3 that heals the opponent's face before I cut her in aggro priest.
>>528687669aggro doesnt care about selfdamage (only dh when lego on board) thats why aggro runs it
>>528687669It's a 1 mana pile of stats to summon with the weapon and the deck has 60% winrate
If you find a better card to replace it with go ahead and get that 60+ winrate with your homebrew
>>528686787Because it's more generous to people who only buy a couple of pulls, if you only buy 3 pulls for 12 bucks, you will save 30% on average.
>>528688983Why don't they just put it on the shop with that discount then?
i played fyrakk for the first time and the first spell he used was eat the imp on himself
>>528694515>he didnt preorder
>>528687669valid. same here. npcs responding with stats ripped from donkey.com have no idea what they're talking about. they live in a fantasy world
>>528687669its funny when I see a paladin summon one of these with their imbue spell and then Im forced to to whack it with a big minion to damage
>>528689315because they'll make more money from the gacha aspect
is this fucking auto attack dragon the only 10 cost minion in the arena pool? this is the dumbest shit, how the fuck is this allowed, these swings you get on this guy are absurd
Packss
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>a 4th reward of 4 random packs
Where do these keep coming from, is this normal?
hearthpwn made a simulator of the new gacha system, with percentages and total cost of each pull
https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/11798-the-darkmoon-faire-treasures-simulator
>tfw got the diamond card on my first pull
even our GOD zeddy dislikes this
>>528705027>elise portrait with free pullI wish
even the gay retards of reddit dislike it
how the fuck does ever hamuul in arena start with the 1 and 2 spell that discover spells
why the fukc does druid have like seven spells that discover more spell. not even random, just here's more fucking spells
>>528687669bronzies will never understand tempo that's why you're DOGSHIT
>>528707571its dead in hand after turn 4 unless you like taking 5-8 damage to face
>>528709250Any deck that runs it either is dumping their hand onto the board and wants to have the ability to refill after a clear where the lose condition for the deck is getting pushed off board, not getting lethal'ed, or is control priest and has a billion healing for their face and equally doesn't care.
>>528707571they removed tempo from the game. the entire game is just combo resource management and combo timing.
>>528712819all of this shit is pure fantasy these days. there is no real game flow. you're describing how hearthstone was played 10 years ago, not now.
now the game is about tutoring some degenerate combo that wins on the spot unless your opponent has the degenerate counter-combo setup. and that's literally it. there's nothing else going on
>>528714449>aggro decks don't kill people anymoreControl decks shit on them because decks are too effective at what they do, but aggro decks still tempo out and kill combo shitters regularly. I made it to legend this month and the previous solely playing aggro priest and aggro DK.
>>528707571value = what you get per card
tempo = what you get per mana
simple as
>>528705027this really shows that even with 2 items left, you only have 0.002% chance to get king plush
>get king krush pet off free roll
>seething shitlords get mad when they lose
>add me to roast me about my $158 pet
>tell them i got it for FREE
>>528687669>hits your gay little minion for 3>smacks it again for 6The value! for me
>>528715240thats the same thing
>>528720470>>528720739neither of you are wrong
oy vey
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>>528685428 (OP)You will buy this pet or you are antisemitic.
>>528724371okay guess im antisemitic
>>528724604they should bring back titans.
that was definitely fun
>>528725371Hell nah FUCK titans. I want the collosals. Kinda funny control priest fell off so hard when it lost its one titan and couldn't play it 6 times anymore
Hs is now banned in Belgium and Netherlands
but this is nothing Blizzard suck china dick
>>528726291so thats like, what? 100 or 200 players gone?
>>528726291Zeddy is banned in a lot more then Belgium and Netherlands.
>>528724604Not enough boardspace for collosals these days desu, between starships, locations, and dormant minion.
locations are fucking stupid and shouldnt be on the board at all in the first place. there I said it
what are your plans for xher?
>>528731852to never play her
>>528731852hope I don't pull this so I don't have to look at it
>>528736485cute as in "kill it with fire" bugs
>>528731852sex with tribal brown unwashed girls
>>528739556boy even hotter....
>>528687669>Play this retard>Put 7/9 worth of stats on board>Play attendant next turn>Hit opp for 11#wildychud things
As mill lock, how do you win if your archdruid gets ratted?
I dont understand what galaxy's lens does
>>528747312if making 4 8/8s by popping both locations with darkmarrow on board doesn't get there then you can just concede.
>>528747745Aight, so if early game pivot to giant scam and if late likely give up. I assumed but it never came up (I keep going up vs super slow decks?)
>>528747745>popping both locations with darkmarrowis it normal that i win most mill lock matches through shit like this? either that or a decent dark gift from xavius
i rarely manage to get the full setup and survive for long enough to mill someone down
>>528754032I always get the combo off to win, but I am at gold rank (I play wild pretty much exclusively).
there's a new class coming to wow at some point in the near future so I'm gonna have to update this image
>>528754636You got a good leeway of 3-6 years. DH>Evoker was 3 expansions (6ish years).
Also next class is evoker. Source? Source is that I made it the fuck up.
>>528754912every other class gap was only 2 expansions, DK > monk > DH.
>>5287557701 expansion actually.
>Vanilla base game, doesn't count
>Tbcadds race
>WrathAdds class
>CataAdds race
>MopAdds race and class
>WodAdds nothing
>LegionAdds class
>BfaAdds "race"
>SLAdds nothing
>DFAdds class+race
Don't even do dailies. BG's is unplayable. It's over.
someone give me a quick rundown on ashamane rogue gameplan
>>528759093forsenBlob das crasy
I ran the gacha pull sim 100 times and the king krush only was not the last one 2 times and it was right before the last one
>>528759312I got it 3rd from last twice in less than 20 tries.
Its is the 25th of June
Be forewarned that if once the gacha pet things comes out you come in this very thread and post
>omg i got king krush on my first pull as f2p
EVEN IF IT WAS TRUE
You are a massive faggot and nobody cares
Thank you.
>>528761524>Its is the 25th of June
>>528761524Malding lil piggy?
Oink for me piggy!
>>528761524If I get the Krush pet for free I will literally put the screenshot as the OP of the next thread after it happens.
I'm training with the gacha simulator so I can get King Krush first try when it comes out
Right now my best is 8 tries
>another arena run ends without me ever seeing my legendaries
ebic
creature of madness is so fucking broken
>>528768840arena not treating you well anon?
>>528769332I lost to a rogue on an insane curve yesterday so I got baited into thinking the class isnt shit
>>528705027Ok but why the fuck would you call it a 'casino'? I don't think there's a single gacha in history that is that dumb. Always a chest or summon or some bullshit. This feels really surreal.
>>528770758blizzard always suck at this
>>528769906>>528769332oh happened again, just a pirate rogue casually stealing four cards from my hand with his legendary, bounced back of course
you know when I picked rogue, I was offered like 2 pirate cards and they were dogshit
good times
i lost a match and it felt bad and then i played another match and i won and it felt good
I automatically report everyone playing DH
god I fucking hate redraft
>lose because all of your FIVE hard removals were in the bottom 10 cards
>"hey what would you like to change about your deck? :^)"
fuck you the deck is good maybe dont screw me on rng
>>528776165if you need help redrafting just ask
>>528776247AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>528687669Then you never played aggro priest
>launch the game, do absolutely nothing on the main menu, purely idle with no actions, computer starts screaming like it's verifying a BTC transaction on the blockchain
...why? how? i don't care if "unity sucks" or whatever, this just doesn't make sense. what tasks is it performing? there are no new graphics being animated. nothing being requested from the server. is it pinging blizzard every so often to make sure it's still connected? sure, but that shouldn't cause this much workload
and it's like the "memory leak" or whatever happens IMMEDIATELY. as soon as the game loads my laptop fans are blasting
what the fuck did they do to this game?
maybe it's the chinese rigging algorithms or something
>>528777904Modern developers should be forced to run and playtest their game using a cheap ass laptop. They'd optimize that shit for their own sanity.
>>528778983and to be clear, this is a top of the line $2k laptop. it's not my issue. there's something wrong with the way the game is programmed
i've seen other people bitching about CPU usage in here too and i've googled it, people are bitching in blizz forums too. the consensus seems to be "unity sucks" which is what i alluded to, but even unity sucking doesn't make sense. it's like something broke. or they added some kind of under-the-hood processing. one or the other
I have the spectate a friend quest raticate#1229. Need a bro
>>528779182you sound too brown, sorry
If your deck blah blah blah remove all enemy minions from the game, regen all your health, gain 40 armor and fill your board with random taunt minions
>undeground arena rating is basically just your average winrate x100, but more heavily skewed by recent runs and less by older runs
kind of a silly system
will we ever ever get rid of the plague that curses this game called aggro-lite?
>week 3 and they still haven't fixed the [new!]
who do i have to blow to ever draw my legendary in arena
>>528794856Turn 1 yeti....
protoss mage is so fucking gay and lame
>>528798559shocking bad choices
>>528798559he's pretty good
at roping every turn and making shit plays
forsenbros... not like this
:forsenbelly:
>>528798559OMG FORSEN WON
may be a dumb question but is tourist just abandoned with no more other class cards going forward?
>>528801563yes it was a one expansion mechanic
how much do i have to play to become as good as forsen
forsenBlob what the fuck was that
Why are they offering up a gambling mini game for this pet instead of just selling it? Like why prey on retarded gambling addicts.
holy shit did you see this play
Be honest, do you really think you could win an arena match against hs master forsen. ?
>>528806145No.
Because he is bad but I am better at being bad.
I just got rolled by an earthen paladin deck in arena
what the fuck even is that I've never seen that shit work in a hundred games
>>528747679draenei guy dies, spawns location
next time you cast a spell, it gets saved in the location. when you use the location, it casts the spell
>>528731852discover burn hunter
take dane's latest starship list and cut the starship stuff for her and rock murloc. shoot 1 mana fireballs and pyroblasts at the diaper cucks until blizz emergency hotfixes the card because MUH SOLITAIRE REEEEEEEEEEE
why do people tryhard in tavern brawl
just give me my free pack
There‘s genuinely not a single archetype from the new expansion i‘m interested in
>>528779126The game always ran like ass but a recent patch introduced a bug that increases cpu usage by a ton for no reason and they still haven‘t fixed it
>second arena game in a row lost to a dk playing the infinite 3 dmg legendary while my legendary is nowhere to be seen
>>528821031shouldve played around it
I play perfectly but my faggot and gay opponent manages to draw their combo so I lose. I fucking hate this game. its nothing but the first person to draw their OP OTK cards wins and theres nothign you can do about its so fucking stupid and bullshit even shadowverse is better than this
>>528821487that legendary isnt even good
I just get fucked
>>528821890God i wish i would queue into the otk decks you retards make up in your head instead of death knight, mage and warlock
>>528821890A lucky clumsy steward with supporting cards can brick a combo
>>528821031if you need your legendary to carry you either your deck is shit or you're bad at the game
I got 9 wins with Xavius once
>>528824094>i got 9 wins with a great legendary oncealso you're a fucking brainlet if you dont understand that two evenly matched decks except one draws their leggy and one doens't are a pretty lousy affair
in fact your statement is so fucking stupid I'm getting mad. it's pure midwittery.
>oh one of if not the most important card in the deck? the one that may be a core part of your win condition for said deck? yeah you're bad and/or your deck is bad if you want to draw it and not doing so might lose you games
>never bothered getting to legend before, usually just mess around with fun decks then get to diamond for rewards
>decide to get to legend this season
>"finally, Ill be playing with legend players just having fun with jank decks like the ones I want to play!"
>only get paired with diamond players using turbo cancer metadecks
>nonstop ballhogs, control DKs, imbue paladins
fuck this game
>>528837087>>"finally, Ill be playing with legend players just having fun with jank decks like the ones I want to play!"lol, i remember 2014. good times.
>>528837737what changed bros
>>528837087>nonstop ballhogs, control DKs, imbue paladinsits weird how its the same thing in casual play as well and its fucking annoying
>>528841670>my wincon actually not winconhow about 2 wincons ?
get it
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>>528830223Xavius sucks in arena
>evenly matched decksif you and the anon you're responding to have never been above 9 then the decks you're drafting are terrible
LOL
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NO FUCKING WAY
thats it..... fucking riggin shit
This is NOT discovered card and this is my losing match
Defend this antirig schizos....
>>528846734yes hearthstone players put shitty tech cards in their deck and sometimes those cards actually do something. It's not there for a 4/8 taunt, it's there for a 20/30 starship or 2/25 tortolla.
>>528847282yeah.... literally next match
tnx i played espionage after
>>528847708Wtf does steamcleaner even counter in this meta? It doesn‘t work vs kiljaiden
>>528847936Asteroid decks
>>528848052>teching against a tier 9 deckFair enough
>>528848161Oh, I guess it also mildly annoys imbue Paladin
>>528847936the 2 best things steamcleaner does is destroy dragon portals and the pumpkin head in Horsen DK. Neither will win you the game.
>>528847708and next turn imbue nigger just zerg me with insane tempo and Ursol finisher... holy shit im stuck in 50% limbo
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>>528849503and next match
holy shit 50% is megareal bros....
AND next match lost to wallow elusive reborn windfury IM GOING INSANE
>>528847936whoever decided kiljaiden was an ok card to add to the game, as a fucking 7 mana NEUTRAL creature no less, needs to be institutionalized.
>>528852767unironically this
>>528852767Kiljaiden isn‘t an issue. It‘s ceaseless expanse which lets you drop him with no risk that makes it stupid. Otherwise if you‘re playing against a control deck and they can safely drop a 7 mana minion that doesn‘t affect the board, then you probably lost anyways. A 0 mana neutral board clear on a 10/10 stick is way more egregious
>>528854383>ceasless>not 100 armor or 100hp
>>528854471Yes. If your control opponent can play a 7 mana: do nothing and not die, then you lost. Unless your playing control yourself but in that case you deserve to suffer
>>528854653>Yes. If your control opponent can play a 7 mana: do nothing and not die, then you lostthey have anywhere from 3 to 8 more mana though to fuck me over
>>528852767carnivorous cubicle too
>silences are all but nonexistent>a lot of powerful deathrattle horseshit, the most popular of which is a taunt>add a neutral creature that triggers deathrattles and forces you to have targeted removal on your turn or instantly lose the game because the deathrattle just keeps propagating for endless value
>complaining about meta strategies
you are either
>playing an awful deck
sorry to hear that but most people like winning and play good decks
>or are playing a meta deck yourself
you are a baby who can't cope with the fact you have to play better if you want to win
>>528854653without kiljaiden, a control deck drawing hard all game and ultimately running out of gas and cards would usually be the end of them, unless the opponent is in the exact same position with worse cards in hand
>>528856942The kind of decks that get out lasted by a KJ also run KJ. Anything else can kill the control deck.
decided to do rogue quest
>dk who ratted my silence and kill me with starshi
>ballhogger
>mechdr warrior
fuck yeah
i like imbue mage. its fun. but not OP
the game will be healthier once zillax rotates out. which is when exactly?
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got my pet
see ya losers....
https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/11798-the-darkmoon-faire-treasures-simulator
>0.1% of players will get the pet completely free
>0.1% of players will spend the ~$150 to get it
>that means half of players with the pet will have gotten it for free while the other half paid
The question is, given the 50/50, do you harass all pet havers equally?
>>528830223>>oh one of if not the most important card in the deck? the one that may be a core part of your win condition for said deck?If your deck absolutely rely on a legendary to win it's shit, end of story (unless it's Hamuul since that's start of the game lmao)
There are plenty of commons that are better than most legendaries in arena and the fact you seem to think "legendary = best shit ever I need it" indicates you have a poor understanding of the game
>>528867278It is somehow impossible to convince the 2.5 win average arena players and plat ranked ladder grinders here that they actually are bad at the game.
>>528865883If I got the pet for free I wouldn't equip it because 1. it's shit and 2. people would think I actually paid for it and that's embarassing
BG is complete fucking trash yet it is still by far the best format this game has to offer
Shit's fucking grim
ashamane rogue is really fun i think
EVERY FUCKING MATCH AGAINST PROTOSS ROGUE FEELS THE SAME WHAT THE FUCK
>>528876701last time i saw prot rogue was like 2 month ago....
but trust me anon... we dont scan your deck and rig your opponents deck.
I HATE THIS TAVERN BRAWL I HATE THIS TAVERN BRAWL I HATE THIS TAVERN BRAWL I HATE THIS TAVERN BRAWL I HATE THIS TAVERN BRAWL I HATE THIS TAVERN BRAWL I HATE THIS TAVERN BRAWL I HATE THIS TAVERN BRAWL
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>>528877060>protoss rogue's winrate is so bad that the algo has started pairing it into /hsg/ users to help bring its winrate upgrim
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Game's any fun? Haven't played for like 3-4 years.
is it ok to do half a combo with mill warlock like escape pod > amalgam > druid just to free up some mana for endgame?
>>528879764Prepping your druid is never bad, no.
>>528879764giving amalgam rush is pretty important sometimse
as long as you shuffle the druid back in you're good
marin is pretty cool i think
I AM ONE DAMAGE OFF LETHAL
i alttabbed while playing against shaman with some starcraft hero portrait and i swear that he said you motherfucker
>>528882056Should have played this.
>>528886381hearthstone classic when?
>>5288865095 years and 3 months ago
>>528886634was that actually a thing? i stopped playing when gnomes goblins came out and came back last week
>>528887598might have been only 4 years ago I kinda don't remember anymore but yes they had classic hearthstone be a thing with its own ranked ladder for a couple years before they removed it
because it was 95% bots
Reynad reached rank 1 legend in classic early september 2022 season
>>528888261>Reynad reached rank 1 legendso he did so by beating a bunch of bots?
wow amazing
>>528888652well presumably he faced real players for the top 5%
>>528754636Evoker is coming in 2027
Don't ask me how I know this
Any ideas for evoker and monk class ?
>>528892995How do you know that?
>>528893401>MonkHero power shadowstep.
>EvokerAll about worshipping big smelly real dragon cocks because you are a lttle tranny cucky neuter (canon, btw).
>>528893401>MonkShadow step hero power.
>EvokerDragons, but a weird mix of Mage and Priest focused on buffs. Along with Augmentation aka Auras. Evoker sucks and everybody in Wow knows it, it's purely for furries. https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/the-failure-of-the-evoker-and-the-difficulty-of-making-new-classes/1947477
>>528895761If this got "reborn will all enchantments" from Xavius dark gift the reborn wouldn't have the spellburst anymore
>>528895941shit i forgot about that
>>528895761So you get one free spell after 3 turns? Seems kinda shit
i like bugs
is there any bug deck playable in standard? anything interesting in wild?
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There has to be some bullshit otk deck to make with this, right? Probably gonna try that when the expansion drops and a mixture of quest mage with yogg
>>528899009weevil underwood ahh bitch here
Last card is galactic projection orb. This kinda looks playable
>play 3 games
>dc 2 times
>just close the game on the third dc
the game runs like assssssSSSSss
and always that bullshit like its still my opponents turn and hes just not doing anything meanwhile his turn already endes 2 minutes ago and im skipping mine
hearthstone classic private servers fucking WHEN this client is focking shit
>>528901984kiss me you mongoloid retard
can my opponent just stop playing cards on his turn
i'm tired of his bullshit destroying my combos and plans
I HATE PROTOSS DECKS SO MUCH HOLY FUCK
when does the ̶f̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶u̶l̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ theorycrafting stream start?
I wanna leave it on while i go run errands
>>528905671Tahnk you anon
This new pet will CEMENT us like nothing before
/ourgirl/ Lori boymoding again today?
/we/ are ALL supporting zeddy today with drops
>arena 4/1 match
>luckshit an opponent's legendary from his deck that wins me the game
>he ropes on the last turn
good game buddy
Yeah rogue is broken (again)
>>528908860It was me, sorry I nuttin in your mom's mouth.
Rarran playing diaper and get wrecked by aggro murlocs..... thats future of next expansion
>>528910878Good. Fuck control decks. We had enough of that shit this expansion
this meca'thun skin almost makes me want to apologize to the c'thun skin. C'thun might be horrendously ugly but at least it isn't a cheap piss colored copy.
>>528911454problem is new card he must have 10 in deck....
they are not good at all
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>POV: you've queued a game of 0-0 arena
>>528913131Yes anon not everyone is poor as you, even on your turd brown server
>>528913131These 3d portraits are so ugly it makes me mad when i face them
Zeddy's diaper remains unsoiled
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>>5289155606-0 is hardly a 12 win guarantee
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Lorinda should put more effort if he wants to pass
>>528915927he lost the 5-0 game but the enemy streamsniper conceded with lethal on board
is this card really broken or am i missing something
>>528916731It is incredibly mediocre, it gets some limited use in super niche wild warrior decks, but warrior is dogshit in wild.
>>528916996it's a standard card wildchud (the same is true in standard)
>>528917203I know. I mean through it's entire existence it has been super mediocre and a speed bump at most.
Doesn't help it takes away your weapon slot which is sorta big for control warriors.
>>528917390I imagine it dumps on holy wrath paladin, or do they run some tech?
this guy is building a 40/60 starship
lol
>>528917641It does, but they can
A) Play anti weapon tech (ETC) or just break it
B) Bully your ass anyways because HW comes down on T3-5 and you need to draw bullwark in a likely singleton and/or XL diaper deck
Control warrior is sorta shit, I refuse to believe it wins anything but I also play a lot of decks that brutally dumpster it (combo decks) so when I see it I just void it exists as it does nothing.
Maybe high legend with more HWrath paladins running around it becomes better.
corpse explosion is so gay
>Priest already abuse bandage combo on streams
Enjoy you otk slop next half year
When does Battle Pass end? I'm level 50, is there still enough time to max it out if I buy the Premium upgrade?
he will pick a non nature spell
bro is actually unironically illiterate
>>528923682it ends in 11ish days, i don't think you'd hit 100 by then
>>528924919that sucks
I'm assuming the exp boosts don't work retroactively?
>>528925075nope, which is dumb since it's just leaving money on the table for them
>>528925379thats so retarded
I know a lot of people who buy battle passes only after they max them out
I did it bros
I scammed the final boss with origami frog with charge
>>528930272good job cutie
>>528930464nevermind fuck off
did zeddy actually buy the fucking dinosaur
>>528930768everyone in the event has it. he will buy it regardless
>official hs stream
>has ads
What the fuck?
>>528931780what, you think blizzard would actually work out a deal with twitch to get no ad? lmao
>>528930961Thats blizzard free test accounts on test realm... they have all cards and cosmetics for PR
But yeah zeddy buy it for sure....
>>528930768Do you even need to ask?
>150 bux for a shitty pet
I have no words, like unironically, worst part is i am 100% sure a lot of retards will buy it
Jesus christ
>>528932365And these guys are in this thread
Using my crystal ball to see the future, ceaseless next change is that the price decreases even when it is in the deck
>you can't support the game you like because i'm poor
kek
how is this game nowadays? i dropped it years ago. still the same agro cancer?
>>528933948Still powercreep cancer
>>528893401>monkcombine rogue and shaman together and turn padaren into a tribe, so it's a class about bouncing, hitting stuff with your hero and a bit of self-healing, doesn't hit as hard as rogue but gets windfury and stuff
>evokerno idea but it probably becomes THE dragon class the way hunter is the beast class
>>528933948Control is very viable right now but admitting that would go against their victim complex
nobody mentioned control, anon
It cannot be understated just how much of a born-for-nothing incel you have to he to play protoss mage
after watching todays theorycraft I can already tell discover mage will be the hot new streamer meme bait and murloc paladin the aggro sissy deck that will plague ladder for months to come
>>528950693Diaper dk shits on both
>>528950693bandage res priest is the most busted deck in a long time
>>528951472deathknight isn't even tier 1 right now lmao
>>528933948no it's control cancer right now
I shouldnt have to play against barbarians with names like this
>got a great deck
>5-0
>run into two pretty even matches which I unfortunately lose and then some fucking imbue shaman with a single imbue just highrolls me every turn
this is the dumbest shit honestly
the strongest classes in arena are both very stupid and not even fun to play
who the fuck enjoys druid and shaman
>you are forced to see your opponent's pet
the diamond/legendary portraits and this shit look so awful
grim
>>528933948Mechanics like Dark Gift is much more in line with old hearthstone, but shit like Imbue is very much more aggressive with bigger swing turns. It's so dumb they buffed Priest's Imbue as much as they did.
oh boy another pirate rogue in arena that has drawn six cards on me (with me going second) by turn six while also shitting up the board and hitting my face
great times
risk it all volcano
were all in
...
>>528977460All the decks just look like they lose to old decks
here's the un'goro #2 tavern pass skins
I will pay for a million gacha krush pulls if it means we get more yrel skins. ysera and rafaam being there makes it better. weird how they chose city chief ensho for a skin but he's probably one of the few cool tortollan designs so he's neat, hope he says something when you play his card
>>528982342>all trash>no coomi'm not buying it
>>528982342>un'goro #2 tavern pass skinsthey look like shit
>>528982342BOLVAR IS HOT !
>>528933948infinite scaling
infinite value
blatant mana cheat
popoffs on t7
>>528982342>dinomancer lazulworst priest skin
>>528982342genuine dog shit
what are some good ideas for new class hero powers? what do you think of this idea would it be OP or
>Deal 2 damage to a random enemy minion
for an engineer or tinker class maybe like its shooting a cannon
>>528987334I was thinking monk hero power could be 3 mana arcane missiles but maybe that's a little too spicy.
>>528988049thats a neat idea for a hero power especially cause its random but I don't picture it making sense for monk, Monk might be something like
>gain +1 attack and restore +1 healththe heal could potentially be used on a minion but idk
>>528988049>>528988307another one that is a little more original and less a repeat could be
>give a minion +1 Attack (and maybe also +1 life not sure if that would be balanced)
>>528988426They're never making a hero power you can't meaningfully press on an empty board again after all the trouble they had with Priest being dogshit for almost a solid decade as a result of it and all the "heal the opponent's face on 2" memes.
>>528988532yes, this is a pillar of basic hero powers is that they should be usable even when there's no minions on board. They don't have to be good. Priest is the most obviously useless one when you have no board and are still at full life, but mage pinging opponent for 1 is almost as useless.
>>528989497Mage pinging face for 1 is bad, but is made up for by it being absolutely insane to prevent value trades without taking face damage. Mage hero power is probably the second strongest in the game after Warlock with DK and DH competing for third.
>>528989698DK and DH are both well above mage. Like pretty easily DH>DK>warlock>mage. A long time ago it was Hunter>warlock>mage but there's too much healing now.
>>528990049DK's is worse then mage since it can get cucked by taunts and stuff imo, but I guess it also can benefit from buffs + generates a corpse. DH is the best tempo one in the game, by virtue of only costing 1 mana while Warlock's is the most value for obvious reasons, but if you handed me a deck of 30 random cards, I'd probably take Mage over DH since it's very strong tempo still as removal while not playing too dangerously with your life total, and I feel like the statistic from the Shifter tavern brawls would probably back me up on that. I think Hunter's was overrated outside of decks constructed to be aggro which is why Hunter was never able to play anything longer then mid-range at best for the longest time despite Blizz trying to force it at least once or twice a year.
>>528990550what do you wanna see in a new hero power, Death Knight is so special the way it summons a temp minion with charge (which really just functions like mage) that I kinda wanna see something grounded like Demon Hunter again
>>528991439DK is better because it also generates corpses
i wish i could autodust all druid, mage, paladin and priest cards
>>528991439mage ignores taunt
>>528991439I assume any new class is gonna have some big defining mechanic like corpses are for DK, so I would expect to see them interacting again. Maybe Monk will have stances where you Hero Power to flip between them and some cards have different effects depending on what stance you're in?
>>528991941yeah I think monk have stances and how the cards interact with them would be interesting. good guess
as for evoker, what if theirs is more of a passive that flips depending on the card played. evens and odds, blue and red essences and interacts with the passive some how regarding that
>>528992367I significantly doubt they're ever gonna print a passive basic hero power given how the point of them is to spend mana when you don't curve out perfectly. Even the Stance concept would probably involve doing some minor effect like 1 armor when switching to one stance and 1 attack when switching to another.
>>528991758>>528991778and DK minion can be buffed, exactly why the difference between them is so novel
whats the fastest way to lvl battle pass? just playing the matches? is exp based on match length so just spamming games is fine enough or is there some secret grind trick?
>>528994989really is just time spent in game and making sure you finish all quests
>play every card you played last turn
>fireball yourself in the face
>>528915453I don't know. This location seems impractical.
>Format:
Wildychud
>Deck:
Holy Wrath
YUp, yup, yup, it's troon killing time ;)
how come my hearthstone client doesnt work anymore? the game opens up and then I have options like hearthstone, modes, collection, etc but then if I click on something like hearthstone that outer ring just spins forever and nothing happens. do I run repair on it?
>starship
>imbue
>imbue
>starship
>imbue
>imbue
>imbue
>starship
DIE NIGGERS DIE
any fun wild decks you can make mostly with core cards?
>>529006467repair tool doesnt do shit and didnt work and just spits back out some useless as fuck blizzard error code. Im just gonna try a fresh install on a different drive
>charge
>lifesteal
>mega-windfury
>ignores taunt
good card
>>529009553wargolembros...
>>529009553at least its not zillax
>>529009553Red pill me on this combo, is it wildychud viable?
>>529009830You play the 3 mana bandage guy any resurrect it with the 5 mana spell. Then you play this 7 drop and resurrect it with the 3 mana spell and target all bandages face
>>529009830I think it takes too much prep for wild
>>529007479>>529006467fresh install on a different drive. it works now guys. thanks for the help
>>529009553does this work with effects that make heals deal damage?
>protoss mage in 2025
KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
>>529010278it should, but those effects don't exist in the format people played this guy in. also it would damage your face from lifesteal
>dark gift warlock
>dirty rat out the win con
>kill it
>he concedes
lol
>>528906807What if one of the upcoming pets was a sack of cement but alive because it is a cement elemental.
>>529012028Make it a sack of excrement and gift it to anyone that spent more than 1k$.
People still play this game?
>>529012243Wild? Only neonazis and Chinese antisemitic racisds
STRANSdard? Played by cute transgals like me with our cute plushy pet lil cute krusie!!!
>>529012243Every other digital card game is even worse
>>529012525N-nonsense!
I'll now list some online card games that are better than hs!
>MtgoAnd huh... Well that's about it. I guess mtga but that's bad mtgo...
i decided to play wild for the first time and i played against warrior that put 50 bombs in my deck and i died
it wasnt fun
>>529013473Did you play a real chud deck?
>Losing to brown classAlright you just grabbed a toilet floater, crawl back to sTRANSdard, sissy.
>>529013538i dont have any chud decks :(
>>528973637>Mechanics like Dark Gift is much more in line with old hearthstonethe hell are you talking about?
dark gift is both discover (degenerate modern mechanic) AND other degenerate effects, like manacheat
it's also often tacked onto cards that tutor combo cards out of your deck
overall it's one of the most degenerate mechanics ever invented. i can't believe someone would actually think of it as "old hs style". makes zero sense.
>>529014662>I random a random random and win!>Knife chucker>Charge miracle>Piloted shredder>Doctor boomSounds like of HS.
>>529014779>Doctor boomthat's not old hs
>>529015054>First xpac is not old HS!!!1Okay lol didn't realize you were a cryboom HS edition.
You got your classic cesspit and nobody played it, btw.
>>529014779>>I random a random random and win!you're not wrong about this aspect of it, but still, there's a big difference in how it feels to lose a 3/2 to mad bomber, vs some combo faggot being tutored for free and also costing 2 less mana for no reason, leading to some turn 5 play where opponent takes literally 8 fucking actions and buries you in the dirt
but, you are right to suggest that even vanilla hs had some bullshit rng in it. that is definitely true.
>>529015129>doctor boom>first xpacholy fuck...
I tried the following Wild decks
>Shadow Priest (was good before nerf, now I dusted attendant and it probably sucks anyway)
>Libram Paladin (my favorite, can beat anything with the good curve into REBVKE)
>Pirate DH (worse version of shadow priest)
>Miracle Rogue (typical rogue highroll bullshit)
>Imbue Mage (meh)
>Big Shaman (meh)
>Bless Priest (sucks ass)
Blizzard are hiring specialists to put microtrans in the game. how does this makes you feel?
>>529015753Chadowpriest is still good.
Pirate is now a slightly better chadow.
For me it's the humble quest mage, hook tusk pirate, chudsong warrior and parrot IQ filter (all tier 3 or worse don't play them).
>>529016184took them long enough
>>529016051yeah, people typically use that type of language when they want to express frustration
are you proud for figuring that out?
>>529012525>>529013079crazy how the bar is really that low
>>529016620HS shits itself but it doesn't actually die or lay in the feces for an actually extended period of time.
>DuelystSharted itself in so many ways it is actually impressing me in hindsight.
>Eternal/Spell weaverShat itself in the worst way (complexity).
>ShadowverseWent gigacha with even worse balance, played by gooners
>opponent ropes forever
>then plays a mandatory one-out card that they never had any choice to not play
>their next turn starts
>they rope forever again, before playing another series of cards that are "only plays", literally no chance of the game continuing if they don't play them
>this repeats for several turns, always keeping me a hair away from finding lethal, making it obvious that i'm never going to actually get there
fucking faggot devs and their faggot rigged game. fuck those losers. celestroon, kys
don't think i've literally ever played a card generated by dreamplanner zephrys
card clearly exists for rigged scripts to beat you and make you go "aww shucks i got unlucky" without questioning what's going on
>>529020194works on my machine
>>529020540i wish i was bad at the game so the algorithm didn't fuck me so hard
suffering from success
>even the trolden youtube channel quit the game
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>>529022979It's ok, their monetization scheme will keep the game profitable.
>>529022979The only reason I remember him is because of that time he tried to become a caster and would constantly freeze because of how nervous he was
>>529022979honestly, it's amazing that it lasted as long as it did. there's zero variety in the content.
"OMG, super unlucky!!!". that's literally it. over and over.
>>528987334evoker class should be two in one
you start with one called dragon form and when you activate it swaps to visage form and gives you spell power +2. when you activate visage form it swaps to dragon form and gives you 2 armor and attack (druid gets armor and attack by shapeshifting so turning into a dragon form should do the same with that logic). it sounds strong but you have to remember that in order for visage form's effect to do anything you have to spend two mana and then play a spell card and you can only do this every other turn which requires you spend two mana the turn before. swapping into dragon form is the same, forcing you to set up for its use a turn earlier meaning the earliest you can use it is turn three and then every other turn after that (if you hero power every turn)
this keeps evoker's power strong but unreliable, you obviously won't hp every turn so you have to plan ahead if you plan to make a deck that can utilize the spell power or attack and armor. this also gives evoker an immediate card identity since they can design around a deck type or two that benefits from spell power and attack with weapons/using armor in some way.
now I'm thinking about it evoker's unique card effect (like druid's choose one cards) should be something like worgen cards or the brochures except they only transform when you are in a certain form. the keyword is visage, being in dragon form turns a minion into its dragon form, giving it higher stats, and being in visage form lets it be in its visage, giving it an extra effect.
the default hero should be alexstrasza. they already gave malygos mage skins, nozdormu paladin skins, ysera druid skins, and deathwing warrior skins. I mean they could probably make her into priest skins but then I honestly couldn't imagine what would be the evoker hero, pretty much every relevant dragon is already a skin so they can't make them into a new default hero and dracthyr have like no memorable characters and are super gay.
>>529029734I ain't reading all of that
>play arena
>every single turn my (fake, scripted, bot) opponents take is rigged against me
oh wow you have a randomly discovered manacheated minion that does aoe damage which i've never seen played in hearthstone before? you have that multiple turns in a row and it's a perfect silver bullet every time? wow, i guess i lose! unlucky for me!
fuck off, this game is for fucking trannies
>>529030321you could just play better
what is going on with that new arena? unless they're milking it seems like forsen and maybe trump too haven't been able to get 12 wins yet and it has been weeks(?)
shits rigged or what? the world desperately needs kripp to play to show everyone the way
>>529032132They just suck at the game. Trump did get 12. Forsen can't because he's retarded.
>>529032132retarded new pricing pushed noobs out of arena and straight into Cunnyverse. everyone's winrates suffered
>>529032132you can only get 5 wins max in arena now
Damn Forsen sits at 75k viewers and you guys claim that cuckstone is a dead game?
>>529032709I've been getting 5 wins minimum
>>529033115he just opened hearthstone. 75k viewers are what he pulls while "reacting" to youtube videos (watching them with no commentary or expressions on this face). In 2 hours of hearthstone his viewership will dip to 15k. It dropped from 75k to 60k while I was typing this.
>>529032132They made it where even pros have to pay over time
I think the reason this is where it fell off big time finally is a lot of people had this notion after Wuwa the bar so damn high on what a 2.0 should be and then ZZZ didn't just not clear the bar, they seemingly dug a hole under the damn thing. Still horrible UI. Miasma exists now. They buffed Ellen, yet there's no way to get Ellen despite pushing her so much. It's weird to say the least.
>>529033452The leather general is two threads down.
>>529033452what the fuck are you talking about
>>529033452Hi cunnyverse poster!
I don't care if you play pedoverse just do it far away from here please. Don't post your gooner art or pretend like the game is good, we all know its trash.
>>529033730maxie says it mogs shartstone
>>529009553good luck im on 50hp and 50 armor
>>529039018>implyingtwitch.tv/clarkhellscream/clip/TentativeSmallDeerImGlitch-SiGxoeC0C2vEIL5l
>>529032132they pretty much bricked the system, even if you somehow draft a decent deck you can quickly queue into opponents who had 2 losses and therefore able to optimize their deck or get super degenerate shit like 2x hamuul's to beat whatever you try play with your 5-0 deck
>>529040696Its really not that common to face someone who has a different record than you.
>>529043695literally just some guy always botting forsen
he keeps finding new ways
>in arena vs druid
>slams dragon egg of infinite value on turn 8
>discovers and plays kazak on turn 9
is the midwit who talks about legendaries not being all that important in your deck still around
>>529020194It's only useful in aggro decks where you're gonna run out of cards and you both want burn while also being an elemental for Jugg which a fairly rare minion type.
>>529047936how is the existence of a singular extremely broken legendary prove that all legendarys are broken and required to win.
>>529048405not what anyone has said
also
>implying there's only one of those "incredibly broken" legendaries around
>give ancient of yore the summon a 2/2 copy gift
>for some reason the 2/2 activates its end of turn effect twice
wh-why?
>>529048203>elemental for Juggjugg? the warrior mech?
>>529048541Using what I consider to be a fairly loose definition of "incredibly broken" the list is
>Rhea>Dirdra>Fyrakk>Archimonde>Kel'thuzad>Tarim>Cera'thine>Hagatha>Nobundo>TorpiorEvery other legendary, and there's a ton of them, are somewhere between trash and about as good as the better non-legendary cards. The vast majority of your drafts won't be with an "incredibly broken" legendary, you'll just have to win with the cards you're given.
>>529050053>skymother aviana and hamuul are badwho asked ur opinion shitnoob
>>529050305>Oh no no I didn't draw me heckin hamuul, how can I ever winI knew your tiny retarded brain would say this.
>>529048938Known bug
>why?Cause the devs are incompetent
>you playing arena
>opponent is warlock
>he goes first, he plays soularium
>he ends his turn, discards and summons 2 of the 2/5 undead together with the 3/4 minion
What do u do ?
I don't play arena though
>>529051980since when is soularium an option
>>529052268It is banned ? will be rotated back somewhere in the future anyway
>lost a game of duos that we could have easily won
>all because my partner decided to spend their last 2 turns flooding my hand with random dogs hit cards, preventing me from doing anything
control is so dead you won't even find them in casual
dire times we live in
>>529055221control DK and control imbue paladin are two of the best decks in the game
>>529055351don't forget control aggro priest
Patches
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>>529055409don't forget to Control your attitude or patches will start in your opening hand every game
>randomly collapsed on the floor and missed forsens arena run
FUCK
>>529056123Spoiler alert he didn't go 12, and never will.
>>529056123you missed him playing yogg twice and it was a disaster both times
>>529054638that wasn't me this time but i think i just did that this time but then our opponent had a disgusting board anyways so whoopsiedoopsies
can we remove that dragon that refreshes four mana crystals from arena
this shit is more broken than most legendaries
and you can just run like two or three or them and you can easily discover it
fucking druidskjomsdafhpuifsdohigfsdbhjiol sxfdhiobfsdcohbjidfsblhjio
i got baited
he will never make it
>>529055896I don't play wild because it's all combo and aggro shit. control is deader than dead, mega-hyper dead
>>529058186we should also remove the taunt dragon that shuffles 2 more taunt dragons into your deck while we are at it
>>529058405I'm not gonna go ahead and claim I would miss that card, but at least it's slow... and random
>>529058405>>529061016as strong as it is that shuffle dragon rarely turns the game around with how slow it is
>>529064416yeah, unlike that mana refresh guy
my butthurt post was inspired by a druid who cheated 10 mana by turn 7 this way, with two of those dragons and a distress signal
that's more than turn 1 wild growth's rate and unlike wild growth, it actually puts shit on the board as well
One game against a priest, just conceded as soon as they randomly generated Zarimi.
Next game against DH, just conceded as soon as they played their weapon.
>>529068009I think you can optimise your strategy by not even queueing up
>>529068074Not quite there yet.
>play druid in arena
>get mad at how I'm winning
can we just nerf this class into the ground
>>529049791Jug, the +3/3 to 3 different tribals that all the aggro decks are running.
i did it bros..
also why doesn't this screen include class and or deck list, wack ass blizzard
I hate druids so much it's unreal
I will personally set fire to my nearest forest
what the heck
i need this one
really
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Fuck you.
>>529055221Maybe it's my mmr but I'm constantly running into diaper warriors who think diapering up and one star ship piece per turn is enough to not get run the fuck over
>>529077863It was free a while back in an event, you could pick one skin out of 3 choices representing the star craft factions. Didn't like how corny it looked so I chose the Terran
>>529078139I would like to report that I won this game
still, fuck you
>>529077863the face on this looks terrible
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>>529077863Still the best warlock skin. Shame i skipped the stormwind pass
>draft great deck
>lose to double bounced sylvanas mind control
wtf am I supposed to change to beat that fuck you game
>>529082312same except i lose to hamuul druid every other game
actual cancer
oh cool and the next loss was to a guy who up until turn 7 played exclusively cards that discovered him a new card, most of them with a dark gift
awesome stuff, really feels good when half the drafts are about getting as many cards as possible that ignore the draft
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which one should i cop sisters
>>529088645if youre new and got nothing? leech king
>>529089341>almost 2 more weeks of this shitI wish they would do more balance patches
>>529089341little diapey wipey got what xe deserved
>>529088754I got some cards from that deck already
>>529092376well I dont know what you got for each class senpai
I just know that dk has a bunch of really good cards that you can use for all sorts of dk decks
>>529092376Is that druid deck imbue? That‘s meta right now so i‘d pick that if it is
>>529088645You can try them all and see what you like
>Leech DKoutdated meta control deck (no starships but those are cheap), pretty good, has lots of legendaries for starship dk, good choice
>Imbue Druidoutdated meta hero power deck, decent but lowest dust value
>Imbue Magemid
>Imbue Paladindecent, easiest to play, likely what you'll have the most success with as a noob
>Terran Shamanturbonerfed and outdated, but highest dust value
>Wallow Warlockjoke deck, avoid
the deck i'm having most fun with (as a silver noob who started playing a month ago) is wallow warlock (the dark gift one, right?)
there's so much variety in what happens in a game
it's pretty much the only deck i win with that i don't get tired of playing
the other three decks i win with are imbue paladin (spam random shit), imbue priest (spam random shit), and protoss mage (disgusting)
>>529033115God that’s probably 3million monthly.
>>529108625Wholesome effort love post!
>>529108625multiplayer games are highkey always the most fun at ranks where nobody knows what they are doing. have fun anon
>tfw diaper DK gains a combined ~150 health and armor in a single game without abusing any combos
>>529071725grats anon, now you know how full of shit all the whiners are.
>russian duo partner constantly wants me to give him minions
>has a bunch of 10/10 pirates at the end of the game
do none of these vile creatures have even an average iq?
How are you still bad at this game after playing for almost a decade
>>529126440they keep adding new overpowered cards and taking away the cards i already know
every time i remember this shitty ass game was made with the unity engine I calm down and everything makes sense
if cora were a legendary card would you be able to shadowstep her?
>>529128294No, if the card is to reflect the person it would need to make the game actively worse, so it would be a DK or Mage card
>>528987334I've always thought Monk ought to have 2 mana give a minion +1/+1, seems like the major obvious omission from the OG hero power mechanics and it feels like a nice basic thing to give them, as the only non-hero class added after vanilla. Could be named for one of their brews, or something mistweaving-related.
>>529071725>12-2heh....not bad.....kid
Imbue nigger summon dragon per turn should have 2 per turn
>>529128894how much would she cost
i must be retarded because none of these "puzzle" quests make any sense to me. luckily i complete the quests just by playing the game normally
but like, what the fuck is "up arrow, circled X, smiley face"? and what does that have to do with moat lurker?
none of those three icons help me. up arrow means nothing. circled X means nothing. smiley face means the least of all.
are people really seeing this shit and going "ah yes, that must mean i need to play 75 deathrattle minions" or whatever the fuck? idk maybe i am a retard
>>529131003main hs dev, blamed for everything bad related to hs
>>529132443i started playing the game two weeks ago and i have no clue either
>>529132443up arrow means your opponent, x means kill, smiley face means their minions. Moatlurker kills a minion
>>529132537>"up arrow means your opponent"ridiculous
>"smiley face means their minions"ridiculous
>>529130429Your mental health
>>529136420I already have none of that. Is she still interested?
Rarran and ugly chick stream today at 8PM EU ?
>>529138350Will watch it only if her boobs are big and she will be showing them.
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>>529138598Might watch, this made my dick twitch.
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WHO /our/ team ?
>>529138759he didn't invite forsen?
>>529138598holy shit THATS Cora!?
>>529138759>only 2 of the players in that tournament have played hearthstone for more than 5 minutes in the last 6 monthswhat?
>>529138759>2 girls that play mtg exclusivelyexciting!
>>529138759I dont know any of those people
>>529138759Does this have drops?
>>529141104imagine the smell
>>529141104she don't even have skin where her vagina should be
>cant re-purchase arena bundles
>runestones dont have discounts for larger quantities
this is so jewish it's actually stupid
like, they would probably make money if they werent this petty
>>529142896i think you'd probably be shocked to learn what dummies are actually spending money on. it seems backwards, but in general, if a megacorp like blizz is doing some shit like this, you should generally trust that it's like that specifically because it's the most profitable way. some guy's getting paid 6 figures to data-science this shit for them.
>>529140078yeah 2 packs i think
>>529144038I'll stream it at work until someone gets mad
i wanted to give blizzard money and buy the bp and then i remembered that not all games make buying bp unlock it permanently
i do NOT have enough time to finish it
fuck you blizz
>>529143904not giving battle pass xp bonus retroactively is just straight up retarded with no upside
when dozens of megacorps do their battle pass the same way and blizzard doesn't, they're just retarded
These 4 cards are going to be in every non-aggro priest deck when the new expansion releases
>>529145497I easily finish the bp and I never buy it.
>>529146050Non-aggro priest decks are eternally DoA because the game has powercrept 30 HP so hard with the insane armor gain that DK, Warrior, and DH have.
>Face off against a guy named "CoolPapaJ" in arena
>style on him hard, game not even close
>his username makes me feel genuinely terrible
hope he didn't get mad after our game and treat his family poorly because of me
>druid ramps into sky mother aviana
>plays nightmare lord xavius
>gets a 1 mana fyrakk with double battlecry
>i am dead on turn 4
>>529149834i started 2 weeks ago
>>529152956sucks anon but if you're desperate to throw money at this game there's a new battlepass starting in 10 days.
>>529153061i wanted the funny spider rogue portrait...
>>529151334they gave priest a 10 mana spell that increases your health to 40!!!!
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>>529153558Wow, that's crazy! Btw, have you seen this?
>>529153819doesn't heal the rest of your hp. this totally justifies the 10 mana!
the priest spell is insane, just cause you will discover it from imbue
>>529152846>tfw have to beat the wife again because i lost in hearthstone
https://poal.me/4xwqvp
well?
So the "regular" arena caps at 5 wins and has rating for the matchmaking
The "underground" arena caps at 12 (like it used to) and pairs by victories/defeats (like it used to?) but not by rating
right?
>>529155918they're basically running a trick on players by claiming that underground has no rating, because it definitely has some kind of internal matchmaking going on beyond pure wins and losses. but yeah, the "regular" arena mode does have a big fat number with the word "rating" next to it. i'm just not sure it means literally anything.
>>529155918Both modes pair first by victories, normal arena then attempts to find someone close to your mmr from your wins and underground attempts to find someone with the same number of losses, but neither mode tries too hard, prioritizing quick queue times instead.
>>529129037yeah thats my favorite concept we're missing out on and it matches the value of the other HP
>>529133125first time I heard it explained and that is insane, what a terrible design
>>529146050and thats a good thing
you can call me nigger, but stealing from controlfags will always be a dopamine nuke that I dont even care if I lose the match
forsen should use delay on his stream
its fucking insane how often he gets sniped
>>529161410he ain't reading chat anyway so I don't see why he doesn't
do zoomers find the rarran stream entertaining? i have no idea whats happening but I am old af
Is just me or this game is reaching shit levels beyond belief?
somehow i dont have drops on Rarran twitch
just use https://www.twitch.tv/playhearthstone
>have 6 cards
>play octosari anyway
WOMENs !
>get a temporary card
>don't play it
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>summon 5 murlocs
>its actually 6 on stream
NICE PRENERF
>>529163586DILATED!
SHITMENTED.
EXCREMENTEEEED!!!!
I love playing control rogue
https://hsreplay.net/replay/bmurtpnjims37QEBh6opiS
https://hsreplay.net/replay/Rq8bX9RPTtrFVFYtZyzTUs
https://hsreplay.net/replay/8tNUynZo5ZqMmEUMroAQr6
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>streak ended with a 3-3 Rhea druid
Ironic...
what does uncraftable mean in this context? that you cant dust it?
>>529164304Yes, it was a reward from the free battlepass and can't be disenchanted.
>>529164393that makes the battle pass way less impressive lol
thought you get to dust golden legendaries
Imagine losing to wamen.... who plays prenerfed quest
>>529164470No but if you already owned the original copy then it'll let you reroll the non-golden copies into different epics from the same set, and will also prevent you from opening treacherous tormentors from packs until you have all of the other epics.
what the fuck is hamas druid
>forsen about to go 5 with the best warlock deck I've seen this meta
Rarran and GBC paid actors
>both teams deciding trades based on card art
wtf
>cryosleep spoiled as deal 4 with kindred to draw a 2nd card
>now deals 3 and kindred doubles both effects
chat is fireball that draws 2 cards good
Cimo is insufferable and obviously hasn't played hearthstone in almost a decade
FUCKING SCRIPTED Flamestrike
>2 gigabrains waste 10 min on turn....
>frostbolt to face
KEKW
>>529172105>enemy is at 4hp no minions>let's hold fyrakk for 7 more turns look it's clearly scripted
closed the tab as soon as my drops conpleted
>imbue druid
literally what the fuck is the point of even playing the match
>>529173019they don't know what fyrakk does.
>>529173380mill your deck?
>skip two turns
>surprised you lose
This gme at prolevels is even shittier...
im not sure how i feel about this deck
>>529173120same they were terrible and should feel bad
>Starship dk on stream
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.......
>Cultist cummons 6 mana total cost
Lol what a garbage deck
>>529176952>Starship DK>Posts a controddlercute!!
>>529177915starship dk is a control deck
>>529178456Yeah and the girly in pink is piloting it :)
>play ashamane
>get no cards
huh
>>529175124ok this deck sucks unless im missing something
>>529180418you're not missing anything
>>529178757sissies love aggro decks doe
>>529182098is there a way to turn into into a semiplayable deck? i like the overall concept
I’m eagerly awaiting Murloc Paladin. If that deck ends up being terrible I’ll kill myself.
>>529184925*hits you in the face with a 7/7 12 times*
>>529184925I crossdress btw
don't know if that matters
>>529185242>>529185490I just want to feel a similar rush to old murlocs in battlegrounds. Leave me alone you FAGGOTS.
>>529185653>poison reborn advocatedear god, you're an even bigger faggot than I thought
>>529185975Yeah bitch and divine shield. Gonna cry?
>>529184376thanks, feels way better
>>529188063friendly reminder that rogue cards work with snatch & grab and tess once you switch heroes via maestra
We need a blanket nerf on all removals, life gain and freeze effects. Everything that punishes playing for the board must go.
>>529190149They need to remove lifesteal from like half the fucking cards that have it.
>>529193436or change how it works. it should always have been lifesteal heals for only half the damage dealt.
>>529194239at the very least you should only heal for life that could be stolen. Why does a minion with 6 attack steal 6 hp from a minion with only 1 hp?
Risks are always worth taking.
Fuck it. New classes are coming and 4 are planned. 2 year gap between each release.
>Monk's hero power is shadowstep withot the cost reduction. Their main gimmick are duel cards, aka cards that play automatically when other cards are played. For example a minion can summon other minions from your hand for a turn. Cards can gain effects based on how many other cards like it for typing are in hand when cast. Cards become a massive resource where they are all made to be reusable, including spells. Some can only cast when other cards are in hand. One of the standout weapons has strength based on each minion in hand. They will also start out with less HP than any other class at 20 HP, but their cards are extremely strong. Brewer Almai is the default hero.
>Evoker's basically dragon priest where it's hero power gives HP to a friendly minion and max HP manipulation. Heavy deck manipulation for messing with cards in your deck with minion's stats. One card can take 1/1 from every minion in your deck and gives it to minions in your hand. Other cards will prevent card draw to buff everything in your deck for a turn. Deck locking for buffs is a major mechanic exclusive to them. Azurathel is the default hero.
>Tinkerer can build custom mechs with their hero power. Most minions are from this hero power, card based minions are mostly for synergies with custom mechs. You have to play cards to give permanent/temp buffs your custom mechs. Aura minions that cannot attack but give massive buffs to your hero power when alive. Mogul Razdunk is the default hero.
>Old God's have multiple hero powers based on each Old God to choose from when making a deck and their game play is to use them as finishers. Minions are worshipers and it's mostly spell focused decks, made to cast auras and to buff the hero power finisher. Cards are locked based on what hero power you've chosen, like Death Knight's rune mechanic. G'huun is the default hero.
>>529201163This is clearly fanfiction because there is no universe in which they have a plan for the next year with how retarded and schizophrenic the game direction is, much less 8 years out.
>shitty 3-2 arena run
>run into dk with THREEE of those fuckers that clear the entire board for free
I am honestly retared to pick anything except druid, shaman and dk in arena
maybe dh gets a pass too but anything else is just masochism
>play crafters aura to get three 6 mana minions
>5/5
>5/5
>3/2
is this a joke
what the fuck is the actual average statline for a 6 drop
>>529178802>get 0 mana 0 cost dragon portalsfixed
>>529184925kill cora instead
>>529184925they already nerfed quest btw 5>6
>new arena mode
>every deck at 5+ wins is constructed or better tier
Yep, this game is officially slop
>new expansion doesn't come out for 2 fucking weeks
Why the fuck do they do these theory crafting streams and shit so early? I was actually excited watching the streams cause I thought the expansion comes out next week but what the fuck man. They always reveal their shit way too early
>>5292273972 days and pre release tavern brawl comes out where you can use the new cards, of course thks is only if you're a pay pig and bought the pre order (like me)
>>529231594They are trying to maximize those profits because end of service is announced.
>>529215315No they didn't, the rarran rumble footage is old.
Are we getting a new arena rotation before the expansion comes out like usual?
>>529207463well no i got literally no cards
was that a bug or is there some fringe scenario where that can happen?
>>529234940We'll know on Monday
>>529234940>>529237332we'll know at 9 am pacific time on tuesday an hour before the patch drops
>>529188445thats cool
does it work retroactively? as in if i play rogue cards, then switch class and then play tess, does it play the rogue cards?
>>529238376Nope, patch notes on Monday.
just hit my win record in arena
>>529243682do you need assistance?
>>529244235no i already lost the run
>>529244546More so with the draft part rather than the playing. If you're never getting 2 wins there's a problem with both.
>>529245409yeah thats for sure
i always feel like i got shit cards but thats literally not possible so its just my choices that suck
>daily quest: get a spade tattoo
Really, Cora?
Chink review bomb didn't work. Cunnyverse won.
Am I obliged to kill myself if this doesn't get 5 wins?
>new shaman cards are dogshit
>only good deck is murmur (again)
>new tutor makes murmur obnoxious
>murmur gets nerfed
>shaman is shit
Class didn't need a buff last patch I'm sure. Great work as always devs.
>>529252053the fire spell is nuts with spell dmg
---NEWS---
AGGRO WILL STILL BE BROKEN OP ONCE EXPANSION HITS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkVjmvZH2jQ
---END OF NEWS---
>>529252439good I love farming noobs with dk
>>529252439>10k legend "content creator" claims something is brokenwhatever
man, this game is so much more fun when your account isn't pozzed.
i've never tried out a smurf account in this game. my main has been around since beta and has infinite gold and dust. been legend dozens of times. been as high as rank 2 legend. 1000 wins with every class. also spent effectively $0 on the game in all that time. so if any account gets tagged as "bad" and put into some kind of jail queue, that account is a top tier candidate
anyway, i made a smurf yesterday and been playing with a loaner deck. it feels like i'm playing hearthstone again. games feel less rigged for both myself and my opponent. way less obnoxious roping. simply feels like i've transferred out of hell queue and into what hearthstone should actually feel like
If you play Protoss Mage you are a plague on society and should be fucking culled
>>529253880you say that about every control deck
>>529253791you're just not good enough to play on a high mmr account
>>529254190protoss mage is OTK
>>529254201incorrect. any other input?
>>529254303control decks came with any number of wincons
>>529254663Funny nonsense insult. No I don't speak english very well but it's not my 2nd language, I'm just american.
>>529253791The delusions on this nigga
>>529256129>if the game puts me against terrible players and I win every time then it finally isn't rigged
will any expansion expire when ungoro drops? if not, when do the available decks change?
>12 mana play turn 4
CAN WE REMOVE THIS FUCKING CARD FROM ARENA
FUCK YOU
>>529257078>will any expansion expire when ungoro drops?No
>if not, when do the available decks change?I don't know what this means
>>529256831Correct. Skill-based matchmaking is just rigging under a different name.
>>529257097wheres your domino effect?
>>529251946I went 5-1, there was a mage who put a lot of early pressure on me that I didn't take seriously enough. Am I allowed to go on living?
>>529257116when will whizbang's rotate out?
>>529257478wizbang, perils and dark beyond all rotate out when the first set of 2026 drops in march or april
>>529256129clarify your position pussy. what am i delusional about? believing the game isn't rigged against tryhards is more delusional than anything i said
>>529256831essentially correct. i shouldn't be getting queued into twitch streamer level opponents from bronze 10 until legend just because my account has been winning games for 10 years straight. the fact that they override your ranking with a hidden MMR is quite literally the definition of rigged matchmaking. there's no logical reason why i should be sweating early on in the season. the only reason it exists is to make people sweat and grind, which is what rigged matchmaking is
>>529257594play casual if don't want to be matched against someone your own mmr
>>529257857casual is still mmr-based
>>529257594Bro you literally got skilled def.
Let me guess, you made Top 2 legend with some super easy broken deck by dumping hours into the game once
>get matched with people with a similar experience
>Instantly gets his shit kicked in
>Clearly it is rigged, I cannot be bad!!!
Loony Troony 4channies are the funniest shitters.
I feel like I vaguely remember an anon being "rank 2 legend in standard" here a while back and it was because he was the 2nd person to reach legend after reset after highrolling with some aggro deck. perhaps i'm mistaken.
>>529259148No, anon, our Vaerisian is that becking good!
Like Dominisian, he beat trump once you know!!
there should be a skill based mode where both players have the same deck and draw the same cards in the same order
>>529259738and both go first somehow
>>529259316>VaerisianIf you're talking about me, I've never been top 2 legend, or even top 200 in standard. You just have a deranged dislike of me.
>>529259817Yeah but I also get to choose so I can always win the same scripted match up so my self work doesn't tank!!
>>529259817you rotate and the person who wins 2 matches in a row wins
Brawliseum should always be on.
>It's destroy the economy!!!
Make it give out packs and a ticket then. Or just tickets
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Though it is funny that you replied to me to talk shit about me as if I were someone else.
Samefag
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>>529260095>>529260215>samefagging about samefagging
>edit element
Nametrannies really?
how the fuck does every rogue against me in arena get the fucking nuts draw that kills me on turn 6
fuck you game for putting me into the blender and fuck you for trying to gaslight me into thinking rogue isnt dogshit in arena. judging by my experience against them every rogue goes 12 wins with an insane deck because even though statistically they're the worst class in arena, somehow I lose every match against them getting absolutely demolished
>>529260816how many rogues have you faced?
>>529261069enough for me to be butthurt
can I get an F from my fellow attic-bros
>>529262859>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD WEATHER IS BAD ACTUALLY... YOU HAVE TO SORT YOUR TRASH AND EAT THE BUGS
>>529262859>>529263176Hearthstone Heroes of Warcraft?
>>529263176it's shitskin weather for the brown and lazy. my people haven't achieved this much by sitting in the sun all day.
>>529263297twitch niggers spam about forsen in here all day. at least show some consistency, wannabe janny
>>529263297the subtitle got removed years ago
>>529263528forsen is peak hearthstone
>>529263528forsen plays hearthstone
>>529264948and you are free to discuss your experience playing HS here
Hearthstoneman is watching Ongezelig bros!!!
>>529270901insane that he doesn't know what some of these more common cards do after several dozen runs
>summon a random 6-cost minion
this guy or the 1-1 origami dragon every fucking time
he drafted 3 abduction rays
>>529272835lol I thought they were generated
what the fuck am I watching
pixie is a dogshit card, stop picking it in arena unless it's against 2 completely unplayable cards.
>>529279091HearthArena says its good (76 points with 80 being "great")
>>5292790914 hp soft taunt that refreshes itself with the potential to snowball completely out of control
seems like a great card
>>529279328Heartharena isn't stats based. It's almost entirely numbers made up before the cards were even released.
>>529279579seems like it, but it's not.
>>529279091Cavern Dreamer was OP so this card is probably good too
>>529279720ok man you do you
>>529279735cavern dreamer was a 1 mana 1/4
>>529279919the card is a noobtrap
>Wayseeker Yuan
holy fuck if only this event was voiced fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>pass turn at 10 mana
>complain about snipers when you lose
this is comedy gold
>final fantasy crossover breaking all records for MTG
bros.. when will we get a cross over with something that has been relevant within the last 10 years
toki
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>>529202818Wait! I am here for the future to tell you what he says is true.
>Monk is the most balanced class ever, as every card played actively tells you what is in hand if your skill level is high enough. Nobody hates Monk, even when they are usually always tier 2.>Evoker destroys many deck archetypes due to deck locking. Tokens would have their HP stolen away from them and any deck manipulation would be stopped by deck locking. It's as hated as DK, but not as strong. Single-handedly forces poison to become more prevalent. >Tinkerer's weaker cards but stronger hero power makes them strong enough. Control Tinkerer can beat most Control decks, but it doesn't have much for the early game outside spamming weaker mechs. Mage got an EMP card to kill all mechs on board when it released.>Old Gods completely transformed the game around them. New keywords would react if fighting an Old God or not, making them almost required as Old Gods could transform cards in your hand. The most annoying card could transform all common minions into generic 1/1 tokens. Another did the same for cheap spells turning into whispers. Because of the combo destroying nature of the cards, they were nicknamed "Wild Gods" due to completely dominating Wild. Most fun time in hearthstone at least.>Twist is replaced with Titan mode, has daily anomalies and weekly card pool changes that are fully random, has it's own reward system too for cosmetics. Titans have a max of 5 mana with all cards halved in cost and can use any card from any class. Popular, but not as popular as Battlegrounds.
>dominate warlock in arena
>he drops a 16 attack wallow the wretched with charge and windfury
>die from full hp
never before seen levels of fun and interactivity
>see our guy forsen playing
>new arena stuff
>it's just a retarded value clown fiesta worse than ever before
Don't think I'll be staying back long kids. Also dead as fuck in noobie mode
Your general is looking pretty dead Hearthies. Should I be getting scammed in NEW Shadowverse instead?
>>529308437Just give up on digital card games.
>>529308598this but unironically
>play 400 mana worth of cards
>8 days left
yeah no thanks
>>529308598I mean I did for like 6 years there. I just had that itch to give it a go again. The retardation of the game seems set to MAXIMUM and yeah if I don't get 7 wins this first arena run I'll uninstall and go away again
Shame about shadowverse being total dogshit again
>>529310253that's like 10 games man
>>529311091That's too much.
>lost a lategame control matchup with KJ because of my earliest draws was the demon that hits you in the fucking face and I couldnt play it and take like 12 dmg for nothing
ebinnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>529304250arena has been gutted and botters making accounts for arena are switching over to farm the upcoming pet release, it's going to be a completely dead mode. arena has always had botters for selling accounts, but this is effectively a soft ban for them
you ever draft a deck and then you look at it and think "wow this is pure dogshit"
srsly tho why do I keep picking warrior. I dont do well with warrior, I never run into warriors that beat me, I'm just a fucking retard picking this class in arena
>draw a good deck in arena
>2 wins 0 losses
>suddenly after turn 1 the opponents turn never ends
>think he will dc or something
>see him moving cursor
>search online and I have to restart
>2-1
Fuck blizzard apparently an old "bug", considering how competitive arena is I think he might have abused this somehow
>play vs dk in arena
>plays headless horseman
>naturally draws the head the very next turn on a 1/16
FUCKING EBINNNNNNNNNN
why does this annoying ass card need to have divine shield
>>529318059imbue is just too weak otherwise please understand
the pally spell that draws portals should not cost 1 mana
also, hp should be shuffling one dragon in. not two.
clearly over-pushed archetype. simple as
>>529319323the hero power should also cost 2. no fucking clue why they made it 1
>>529319323>>529319485imbue is busted because it's the brainless archetype
minions select itself, play themselves, draw themselves
>arena legendary in the bottom 2 cards of my deck
boy they really got it in for me tonight
>>529321839just be better bro
>>529328416I don't play any brawl that requires me to make a deck so I don't know.
>>529328416i hate you
stop tryharding in tavern brawl and just give me my pack
i played multiple jainas who filled their deck with spellbursts and "for every spell you cast" cards and "your opponent's spells cost (5) more" cards, fuck you sweaty fucks just use an auto-generated deck like the rest of us
>>529328416I only won so far with my rogue deck trying to do the weekly quest
>>529328597lmao brainlet
the fact that all the good classes in arena are boring as fuck might actually get me the quit
anytime you pick something fun you get demolished
I dont want to play druid and shaman and dk and dh every fucking arena
yes i force quillboar every bg they're in how could you tell
>>529344318i'm not playing BG again until they nerf the five star quillboar that gives three blood gems to every friendly quillboar on deathrattle
How do you fix DK? You can't remove rune restrictions because if you do that they instantly and forever become the second most broken class.
>>529351034double the cost of corpses for all cards and leeches are now 0/1
>>529328416no penflinger?
>>529303679wallow unironically better in arena because you can stack darkgift cards
say something nice about her
CORPSICLE! CORPSICLE! CORPSICLE! CORPSICLE! CORPSICLE! CORPSICLE!
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
>>529365414you could craft a useful epic with the dust
>>529365414its better than some other 7 mana cards
>>529365414probably better than war golem
why are chink-username warriors getting off that mech deathrattle combo on literally turn 4? i minimize the game for 30 seconds and it's literally fucking over when i open it back up
i could look at the logs but like.. who cares? it's fucking absurd. why do you have an 8drop and a weapon that combos with it out already? how is it fucking possible?