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>>528442012Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>Newsโข Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
โข Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
โข Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Officially made for plapping
/ink/, home to /vg/'s largest population of armchair tacticians
Let's all be better behaved
>>528701901Good behavior is for no-fun orderfags
We like to get silly around these parts
>>528702240most-obsessed-posted-it-again award
>>528701364weird how it is i who supposedly doesn't play the game, yet it's you who fails at providing arguments proving mine wrong
No fatties allowed beyond this point
Not sure how I even survived that
>>528702436I used to weigh 144 kg once
>>528702531you fat fuck I hope you lost all of it
>>528702240>even having posts enabled at all during this monthYour pain is self-inflicted.
>>528702376I'm not the one overselling a shit-tier special
>>528702581NTA but I'm in the Japan region so all the posts I see in my square are cute and funny woomys, haven't seen a single rainbow post at all this month
>>528702485>Not sure how I survived>Look inside>Easily survivable situationSquiggers really think this game is tuff
>>528703008I had a crab tank shooting at me which just mysteriously disappeared into the void just when I was about to die.
>>528702693i'm not overselling it
i'm just selling it, telling you how you can still make use of the comparatively limited benefits it provides, and also noting why some common arguments against it like "it can be destroyed" are invalid
and i also openly admit that while it is useful, it is weaker and more situational than s3's blatantly overpowered core specials like trizooka
>>528703214It's a splatling that ran behind the block to regen ink, you can even see it in your video
>>528703189One team is designed to win even if they are shitters. The other team could have easily won if the randos weren't worse than the winning team was.
>>528703186It's been 10,000 years...
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>>528703848Holy shit that's hot
Love me a woomy getting hatefucked senseless, thanks based drawoomy
>>528703225Who cares if "it can work", just about any weapon can win if your MMR is low enough. Wave weapons work at the skill levels that matter in spite of the special, not because of it.
why do chargers get to ignore ink armor? baby weapon class, needs all the handholding it can get.
>>528704294the only "in spite of special" thing in the entire series was s2 decarb, because it had the only actively detrimental special in the series that provided nothing of value and made the main weaker by taking its burst. wavebreaker guns like range and wellstring can succeed on their own, of course, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't also squeeze that little bit extra performance out of the special that they are carrying anyway- and they are both seemingly tailor made to take advantage of what it provides too.
ggs person i've never seen before.
>>528704441i'll fsh.
>>528704570do they? they pierce armor, yes, but if you're healthy they won't kill you from that.
>>528705149in 2.75 years, i've never not been killed through a squid roll/surge. literally 100%.
>>528705289Yeah this guy's confusing spawn protection with surge armor
>mincemeat clams
God help me
>>528704068https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1750810419169521.png
https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1750810450380125.png
https://x.com/Miluneo/status/1937643971490255298?t=u-vZtgXsX2K3Gw3maf697g&s=19 what we could have if Nogami didn't hate money
>>528705289>trying to use roll armor against attacker-side detectionan exercise in futility, only do it against bombs
I hope you guys aren't buy a switch 2 and the new game
>>528705728amazing the difference when freelancers don't get the squiffer.
>>528706213It was done respectfully
>>528706345I bought a switch 3 and Splatoon: Year 1
>>528706345I have Splatoon Raiders. Inner Shiver is the post game boss.
How many more times is sketch going to samefag and call himself based?
>>528706597Inner? I barely know her.
Is it too late to join the fish room?
>>528706345Yes woomy, yes buy
>>528707005I also wish to fish
>>528707005no, we just finished w3.
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>>528706597Bullshit, the secret final boss is against Agent 4 (forma demonio).
>>528707618Fine, here you go.
>>528707535Oops, lmk when you open again
I really like the aesthetic of Splatoon, but I haven't played since 2. Should I get 3 or do I wait for 4? I don't really care for Raiders.
>>5287082814 is likely to be a long ways off with Raiders in development, get 3 if you truly want to woomy
>>528708443They're already doing Switch 1 game discounts in my country, so I'll see if I can get 3 for cheap.
>>528708281Dont get 3 its dead now and the maps and weapon balance are garbage
GGs golden fishers!
>freelancer got roller on glowfliesWe deserved two gold for that
>>528707925Had to leave after one Joe, but good luck with the next one!
>>528709336These woomies should kiss
>>528708281get switch 2 and get splatoon 3 and then repeat these words into a mirror three times
>comiendo pollo
>>528709605oben. retardlancer kept dying.
Why do these shutters never use their specials? Who are these people?
Opening a SR room...now.
Host: SS
Going for 1 King Salmon.
>>528709870How else are you going to celebrate a successful shift's end?
>>528709336>freelancer got roller on glowfliesI just noticed, HOW do you have three golden SR stage badges and almost make us fail glowflies with big swig?
>pink-eyed veemoStill...
>>528709870retarded and/or children.
>my retarded ass thought the splat 3 dlc might be in the Nintendo expansion pass and it wasn't
>$40 for 2 dlcs
>half of it is a fucking hub port
>>528711327that's all yebs
>>528710625would be better if woomy
>>528711441Goodnight lil woom
>>528712529The unsung hero of Splatoon 3
>>528711772Woom content will resume shortly.
>>528712529>her face when she sends cephs to their doom against salmonids
>>528712529I love Marigold...
>>528713152where'd the right woomy's toes go
>>528709336
>>528712590She is every woomyโs honorary mamma
>>528713152>>528712626>>528712589Soopa gilded GGGGs violent woomies
Thank you and goonight
>>528702581NTA but coming back to the game for the first time in months, the posts are tamer than most months I recall. Probably all the queers are off playing deltarune/monhun/elden ring now.
>>528712529I wanna fuck the fish
>boytoucher ign
What did she mean by this?
>>528720197No this is a woomy hole
After nolifing for the past week I can confidently say that the top 3 third kits are mini, dualies, dread.
>next X is CB Bluefin
:)
>but Undertow
:(
I miss woomy-loving weyyo.
>>528725554Iโm still here bro (NOT NONO)
why does booyah bomb need 760 armor?
>>528730439can you get sheldon tickets for playing salmon
>>528693701exceedingly nice sloshmo comic, i enjoyed it very much
>>528720273do you think shiver and frye make their belly buttons touch each other
>528732493
>how can i make this heterosexual image that was posted about my mental illness and fetishes?
and you wonder why people hate you
>>528733540I don't know what big man is parodying
Why are two of them named after kingdom hearts characters
>>528737037riku = land
umi = sea
sora = air
It's just parodying famous shows
NGL I actually kind of like the new painbrush
I don't know that it's GOOD but pain has enough range to actually lock down a decent area behind the shield and you can't just comfortably outrange it because it can just pull out the trizooka. Seems kind of good on zones, might be a sidegrade to the other variants rather than just a dead version like expected.
>>528737285Thank you, knower.
>>528737037Shiver - Akira
Frye - Steamboat Willie
Big Man - MI Rogue Nation
>>528739154get me on there
>>528739826>gloopsuit outside of Grizz co
>>528739826why is woomy waking up with a massive boner
>>528742551you dont? i thought you stopped getting morning wood after your teens but im still get them
>>528739154Steamy Bout With Woomy
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i'm sorry
i think woomies are cute
if they were real i would pat them on the head
>>528746838I NEED deepcut to peer pressure me into doing things I don't want to do
Does Frye use her eels for sexual purposes?
my woomy is mentally wheel
>>528758116Despair and loneliness.
it's fwarday
we get nothing but easy wins (not even fun)
>>528759484I only derive pleasure from landing stamp throws and burst bomb kills nowadays.
>>528759279Yeah, sorry bro itโs only wednesday.
>>528759484FLAR and FWAR are copes made up by shitters to feel better about their fluctuating winrates.
It's never the player's fault, right? Always someone else to blame.
>>528760250ah yes, it's my fault that all my opponents suddenly turned into babies that walk straight into full bloblobber volleys
>>528759279I can get you a drawfag on friday if you wish.
>>528760250Enemy team
>10-2>10-2>6-2>6-3Your team
>4-2 (You)>4-7>2-6>2-5The best part is I had the exact same kind of game against a completely different team with different teammates after this one.
The game's matchmaking is basically killing the game. Which is why it makes me laugh that the devs think Splatoon 3 could last another 3+ years if they were working on Raiders instead of Splatoon 4.
>>5287612063rd kit hype couldn't even last a week
S2 had nitpicks 3 has flaws.
>>528762009other way around
>>528762093Not really. I played Splatoon 2 until the very last couple of days leading up to SPlatoon 3.
I stopped playing Splatoon 3 cold turkey. The only reason why I'm playing now is because I'm 300k away from getting the 10 star on the mini splatling.
The moment I get that I'm back to playing this game strictly during splatfests. Sorry man, this game is shit.
>>528762253>mini>taking a missile farmer's opinions seriouslylol
>>528763009>no>argumentconcession
accepted
>>528763354Not like you're giving any either, just an anecdotal "I played the game that was only good for literally one or two patches but quit this one" statement that says nothing.
erm, splatoon 2 doesn't have lockers and tableturf
le argument kaboomied
>>528764318Sure bro.
Those 120 second open ranked matchmaking timers definitely don't mean anything.
>>528764465this but unironically
>>528764515>implying you never waited that long in 2
>>528764626>waiting 2 minutes for good matchmaking>waiting 2 minutes for bad matchmaking>splatoon 3 fans >'these are the same thing'
kold is seriously still mad about the mini webm shit let it the fuck go damn
Anecdotally i love the game but its draining. I play a few matches that only take 15 minutes total and it feels like ive been playing for hours. Which is kinda wild.
>>528765080eh, it's more like
>waiting 2 minutes for understandably primitive and thus bad matchmaking that might give you a good match every now and then>waiting 2 minutes for very obviously deliberately bad matchmaking that will make you ride a sine wave and never let you rest at zero where the slope is the steepest
>>528765231MINI MY BELOVED IM COMING HOME (EVEN THOUGH I NEVER USED EITHER MINI KITS THE ENTIRE 3 YEARS SPLATOON 3 WAS OUT AND I DIDNT PLAY SPLATOON 1 OR 2 BUT WHATEVER MY BELOVED)
>>528765349yeah sure man
the matchmaking that didn't allow matches with two chargers versus no chargers is totally more primitive than splatoon 3's matchmaking
your cope is showing just remember, you're playing splatoon 3 for at least another 3 years before splatoon 4 comes out lmao
>>528764529I need to play more tableturf. I keep forgetting it exists.
>>528765680splatoon 3's engagement-based matchmaking is very complex. its complexity is just not aimed at making things fair and enjoyable, it is explicitly designed to keep you on a dopamine rollercoaster. it's not unique in that, ebmm was already industry standard back in splat1 days, s3 just caught up to modern gaming.
>>528766185my man i'm currently on a 12 game loss streak and the games aren't getting any easier
>>528765653I've only ever seen him use the NZAP why is he putting up a front
>>528766283that's the game telling you "stop playing and come back tomorrow". ebmm does include those "don't play too much" patches. it'll shower you in easy wins next time you play too.
>>528766983This loss streak started the moment I started playing, which was 12 hours since the last match I played.
I can tell you why I dislike Splatoon 2 in the state they left it in: ink armor making everything but shooters and like two other weapon classes garbage, and missile spam making it downright unfun to play. S3 is not without flaws but at least I can play my weapons.
splatoon 4 should:
have better maps
less bullshit specials
be fun
have cute woomies again
>>528767639don't question it, it has very smart algorythms written by vile motherfuckers whose sole goal is maximizing profits, they know better how to squeeze you
Your ceph just got a cut, scrape, some sort of small injury, what kinda of bandaid do you give them
Can't wait to see you revisionist faggots start singing the praises of S3 when S4 comes out claiming it was always good.
>>528769639if 4 actually does end up being that much worse, is it really revisionism?
>>528769639If Splatoon 4 is even half as shit as Splatoon 3 was it'll probably kill the franchise.
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My woomy is mentally ill again. Choose her illness.
>consistently getting these extremely passive teammates on my team
i wish i could play against enemy teams like this but i never do the kind of teammates who back up every single time the enemy pushes
stealing Kold's character and kart combo!
>>528776720why did she left
>>528781248Why did she leave*
>>528784171TURN THEM BACK
TURN THEM BACK
TURN THEM BACK
>>528784656idk 2 dudes and their tiny bitchy nag friend could be funny
>>528767995>ink armor making everything but shooters and like two other weapon classes garbageand that's a good thing.
>muh one shot weapons!get fucked.
Stop treating cephs like humans.
They're animals that go back in their cages after playing their matches.
Whether they get to eat for that day or not depends on their performance.
You're raising them to be weaklings when you pamper them.
Weaklings that hamper MY cephs win rate.
>>528789575I force my ceph to swim in water whenever I'm on a losing streak.
pls buy something anon i haven't eaten in days
>>528797578Not really seeing anything i want right now.
>>528798545That's not what she meant
>>528796921I might be insane but i really hope raiders has cool water interactions. Diving suit, submarines, boats. Everything.
>>528798938I didnt recognize the art and thought of the splat net icon.
Which am i going crazy? I thought the splatnet shop had a full image if the mascot somewhere.
Can someone post my ceph?
>>528799870Do i get a hint?
>>528800128I steal other people's signature outfits and post bad webms and am blacklisted from the pbs
>im leaving ink forever
>stays and still talks about himself
jenna raped a yebby and stole his sheldon tickets
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>>528799054from what we saw, the tanker being used to go underwater seems to be like it would be a new feature. It would be cool if this time underwater exploration was actually a thing.
>>528801567I hate yebs and weyyos
Slander and misinfo
>>528800715Give us another hint
>>528771705I'm a floplet woomy now? Ok sure why not
>>528803472I pretend callie is my favorite idol but i never played 1.
Me after winning in overtime
Jenna forces herself on gay yebbies and takes pleasure from their distress and struggle, Joey still has emotional scars. She even raped nono and that's why he left /ink/.
>>528798938Someone draw this but with Palco and clownfish
I'm holding out for a woomy till the end of the night
>>528804861me when i'm 2-0 in X battles.
>>528805338Surprise you get three (3) woomies at once.
>>528805507Matchmaking when you're 2-0 in X battles
>>528803942uhhhh that's me
wait no i DON'T pretend
>>528805328Racemixing is disgusting and I hate kikes.
>>528805587>reminded that we never got sukeban long skirtsFuck you again nogami, hopefully this pussy anti-gendered clothing fad is over now that the fags are losing power
>>528806565fag ip
fag company
Need cool soft floppers to lay on during these hot days.
>>528805338she's gotta beat slom and she's gotta beef last
>>528808694built for goblin grips
>>528809354>ใขใคใน9ใฒ????
>>528810321That's a ใฎ, baka
>>528810321Ice 9 hi
Using a 9 for the kyu for Icecream????
>Woomy is confused
3d print your life sized woomy
callie's giant jiggly bubble butt
I like the blaster pop sound when you direct hit.
splatoon lore theory:
are john "blue-kun" splatoon and timmy "he does it" splatoon brothers??
>>528813591True, but have you considered Marie's massive granny milkers?
>>528814362My woomy cuts them off.
>>528814470Bad woomy
Send her back to the silly ward
My woomy refuses to stop watching Redditbob Jakpants. If this keeps up, I'm taking her inkPad away from her...
>>528814362Me when I break into Callie's house to rape her but she's asleep and I'm tired af so I use her floppers as pillows and take a nap until she wakes up
>>528816150I will rape you next please and thank you
Just got my new ultra tight bedroom toy, I'm sliding it for a try...
This is what Woomy's clam would feel like.... Amazing!
>>528817534Loving woomy a bit too much
>>528817467Mental illness
Find a real woomy
you've got a friend in callie
i wish he would come out i need to use her too
Sometimes i wonder how repulsed the idols would be if they could read shitposts like these
>>528819748>implying they don't shit post about each other on ika-chan. Especially Pearl who does it more than anyone even Shiver or A4. Then Marina getting mad when cephs shitpost back to her human posting.
>>528820093marina probably commissions lewd artists to draw her and pearl.
>>528819748Pearl got kicked from her old band for being too rude. She'd be online on a burner account shitposting.
>>528819748>>528820093>Marina reads the rapefic
>>528820650>Shiver has been posting shark pictures in thread>Out of the blue a shitpost about Frye shows us>An hour later jannies have to delete 600 post from the thread.>Pearl and Shiver get 3 day bans>Frye & Marina are very happy as they got a 3 day sex fest
I haven't played splatoon 3 since like a week after release because I hated gyro controls and sticks were inferior. how much better is the game now with mouse? and how much sweatier is it now with mouse?
>>528823091Splatoon 3 doesn't use mouse.
>>528823091>Hated gyro controlsWhy did you buy the game then?
>>528823091There's no mouse support. That would cause an imbalance between NS1 and NS2 players.
>>528823481>>528823317I hope everyone at nintento gets cancer.
>>528823091>sticksgross, fake fan
>>528823446because I'm sexually attracted to squid girls.
If you guys saw my performance with gyro you would BEG me to go back to sticks. I was never made for waggle-shit even back in splat 1
>>528823091The gyro is pretty easy to adjust to. Switch 2 gyro is a small but noticeable upgrade
>>528823976The funniest /ink/ moment was when he joined a pb and was bullied into leaving.
>>528824965Where are you getting waggle from? You only need to tilt your controller.
>>528826531Don't be mean, he has parkinsquids
>>528826531I have to completely jerk my controller in a direction for it to accurately read, way easier to just use the other analog stick
>>528826841more sensitivity
>>528825375I hate gyro shit. You telling me it's good will not make me hate it any less.
>>528826841Your controller is shot or just your switch in a bad spot I had that problem with the Wii sensor bar.
>>528827009Still just not comfortable at all. I know this game punishes you for using sticks but gyro is not worth the trouble
>stickniggers in my general
>>528827679I just opt to not play the game instead. gyro is for toddlers and adhd fags that grew up moving their controller around like a badly written hollywood movie portraying what they think a gamer does.
>>528827280Gyro's literally just steering the camera to move and aim. You can calibrate it if it feels off. Nothing much else to say about it, it feels natural after a while.
>>528827679>in my generalin OUR general capitalist pig dog
>>528827679I would've never bought Splatoon if there wasn't a way to turn off gyro
>>528827280>>528827543You are playing the wrong game
Go pick up an FPS on Steam
>>528827679They have always been here
>>528827798>outing yourself as a low sensitivity grandpanon this hardusing gyro should involve little else besides the slightest tilt of the wrist
get OUT of my squnny general, casual
Stop getting filtered by motion controls in a babu game. You have no excuse unless you have a genuine disorder.
Nigga I play handheld, fuck motion controls
>>528828628i play handheld with motion controls
>>528828628>>528828681THESE SQUIGGAS PLAYING HANDHELD
>>528827717I'll rotate on fsh
>>528828809you play like shit panic
>>528827717>spro>squeezer>heavyyou have fun with that
>>528829352>ProA tier weapon in SR
>SqueezerS tier boss slayer + filters arthritishits
>HeavyGood and based
>LunaFixes the whole rotation
>>528829352Damn st/ink/ers really living up to the name
it's acceptable if you are a 50 year old boomer who can't learn a new control style
>>528829779I just have no desire to learn gryo aiming. it's not fun. gonna just wait for splatoon 4 to make use of mouse controls
>>528830161and what will you do when 4 also doesn't support it
>>528828956>>528829146obinning
>>528829352ya but it is what it is lole
>>528830161this isn't the game for you gramps
>>528830161Why don't you just learn to emulate on PC instead?
>Popping tristrikes after a shift
Explode
>>528827798Mouse controls are motion controls. Is KB+M ADHD toddler shit?
>Deep Cut got a game before Squid Sisters
kwab
>>528833213>Splatoon is not the Squid Sisters' gameHuh???
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Me waiting for a good shooter with inkjet
>>528833213you got three story modes.
>>528833334No? They get a short side mode where they're barely present in it.
>>528833591They got 3 campaigns chuddy
Team past SUCKS
>>528833213>Splatoon 3>Deep Cut's introduction >Story mode is just more Squid Sisters story again>Deep Cut are just minor antagonists>Squid Sisters win the final splatfest
>>528833591>the entire single player campaign of 3 games where they act as mission control and fire support throughout each, with Callie being a phase of the final boss in 2You think Raiders is going to give Deep Cut more than that?
>>528833447S2 Ttek poisoned the well. You don't hit 230p on a weapon without traumatizing the developers.
>>528833824Yes, because it's a standalone game and not a small side mode.
>>528832906They should have just made Callie evil and then reform her. The mind control gimmick is so lame.
ggfsh! hunting chum with luna will never not be fun at least
>>528834670GGs M, clean shifts means fun
>>528834224Do you think Deep Cut will have a falling out or split up like the Sisters did? My bet's on them just staying in the hub area and not getting much story development at all.
anyone who uses this deserves to have their dick or clit hit with a hammer
>>528835397you just insulted 4 random nips
>>528835303>coping already
FAGGOT FREELANCER
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING RETARD IMBECILE
>>528834224But what if Raiders has multiplayer? Then the story automatically becomes a "small side mode," apparently.
>>528836040maybe it will have co-op or some other mode, but it's going to be single player focused based on the previews.
>>528836040it's clearly singleplayer only
>>528835887>Coward DCsGood riddance, shitter
>freelancer quits
>nothing but flyfish and stingers starts spawning
Funny
>>528836270>>528836360Are you sure? The title is RaiderS, plural.
>>528836918That's clearly in reference to Deep Cut being literal Splatland raiders
>>528833446THATS THE POOP GUY
>>528834698I know that pool I know where you are Callie
>This is where squid tentacles 7 was filmed
GGGGs fishscuits, fun shifts
Love didn't conquer all (kill freelancers)
>>528840436>>528839962Look at her, not a single brain cell rattling around in there
>>528839225GGs, yeah those Freelancers need to be wearing their uniforms instead.
>>528840535wouldn't want her any other way
Would anyone like to Salmon Run on the hour for 1 King Salmon?
>>528840535>Has been in this pose for 5 hoursI think she froze up you might be on to something
>>528841030>>528840701pretty little retard princess <3
>>528841152How can she be a loser woomy if she won my heart?
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sup bros im back who wanna open at rot
>>528840610based travel baseball lads
>>528841860I have to return some videotapes.
>>528838420>Young woomys and veemos do photo shoot there tooBro what the fuck
>>528842483This is Off the Hook's fault.
>>528841860Fuck off on transcord like the frenchoid
>>528842062u said that last time but i can wait, lesgo play
also starz a shit
>>528839225>>528834832>>528840610GGs! Sorry for being messy in second half
>>528842870Room's going up.
Host: SS
>>528842921wtf im ghost yeb
>try not to care about numbers and just have fun
>realize this game isn't fun at all
>>528842546I bet they don't even sanitize the pool floor either. Yuck!!!
I ragequit at least one match per rotation.
>>528843486>under the windings of the sea, they lying long shall not die windily
>>528843078Are you gonna re up or no? it's been 20 minutes
>>528845104It's open, sorry I thought you joined
Did anyone elseโs hours played freeze since doing a system transfer to switch 2? God Iโm still fucking mad
We miss Nono #Nonocomeback
>failtrolls realizing they can't milk their favorite lolcow anymore
>>528846075>making one of the worst weapons ever looks this coolAmazing...
>>528846075>implying the nerfs did a thing
How do I stop being angry all the time?
>>528848021by realizing you are getting irrationally angry at a video game primarily made for children
>>528848021Look at woomy and relax
>>528848021You want results now when the answer involves a kind of long-term commitment you ain't ready for
Channel your anger into your gameplay instead, get twice as angry
>>528848021Learn to love not hate
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GGs SR Crew, appreciate you coming by to fish.
Until next time.
>>528849410I'd only end up hitting my woomy if I get drunk again
>>528850516I love this flopshredder.
>>528850516i like the rainy cosplay
>>528845597What if he never left
stop feeding the parasite
Woomy pulling out an endless tapeworm out of Veemo's butt
I have never masturbated to cephs
>>528855017What about anemones
>>528855092This doesn't look like my woomy?
I jerk off to woomy daily
>>528789575Agreed, cephs should be strong and resilient
I painted my pocket woomussy to my favorite ink color to make it feel more woomy-like
>playing with oc*oling teammates
>>528857337It's fine as long as they're not m*le
>>528857337>D-Don't be mean to them... they're m-my friends too!
>>528858014I was just about to ask, I'll fish brother.
ggs silly funfish always good
https://streamable.com/cq3her
I want a husband and wife idol duo.
>mayo kart released a patch that forces intermission tracks into random choice
>didn't even try to hide it behind other feature and balance changes, the patch is specifically for that one change
lmao
every time you complain about woomy game updates, remember that at least we aren't mayo kart and are allowed to have some fun
>>528861140UNNERF MOCHINE
>>528860910>>528861202Why dont you two just get married??
>>528861140Splatoon 3 updates feel like the developers are throwing shit at the wall and rarely addressing the core complaints. It took them months to fix some maps and they still suck.
>>528861140MK8DX updates were actually pretty good Fuck you Waluigi , they just totally dropped the ball for MKWorld
>>528861553But getting married is gay!
>>528861359sloshmo deserves every bit of that nerf desu, it's always been overtuned
first of all you have to think about a shore
>Switch 2 sold out literally fucking everywhere
I fucking hate the future so goddamn much
>>528864046Come to my country and I can point you in the right direction everyone is too poor to afford it
>>528863474they can get naughty and spread rumours
>>528864046Whyโd you wait until now? There was a lot of stock at launch
>>528864046>live in a populated city>can find plenty of switch 2s>other anons live in ghost towns and can't find anyweird how it works out.
>>528865914not that guy but life isn't kind enough to have money for such things
it's strange the official website refuses to restock. I signed up for emails for that two weeks ago and I'm still just waiting
>>528866587I'm close to one but they're also sold out everywhere. Missed the walmart restock yesterday too since I was working.
>>528865914Didn't have the money at the time
If you're on my team and you use neo sploosh I hope you get your head crunched with a brick
useless ass weapon
>hahaheheha look i put beacons that means i contributed
sorry I skipped the salmn
>>528861140Sweet, I love intermission tracks
>>528869369...said nobody ever
>>528869409Lots of people are playing knockout tour, which consists of nothing but intermission tracks.
>>528869473people like KO Tour because of the elimination aspect not because they're enjoying the hallway tracks.
>>528869569The tracks are a part of the enjoyment.
>>528869632the standard ones are really good, almost everyone picked random to play them. Now the random feature that guaranteed standard tracks doesn't work and everyone is pissed
>>528869895big man got lucky they found food in time
>>528869569I did regular races after doing ko tours and realized that there's so many routes they could've added for ko tours but the selection they made is so small. It doesn't help that you can't even vote for the ko tour route. Blooper and woomy should be playable btw.
>>528872510>that 'please no use for AI :( ' tag
>>528873106we're not going to shut up
>want to play Splatoon
>realize I need to play Splatoon to play Splatoon
>no longer want to play Splatoon
>still want to play Splatoon
>>528850516sniffable image
>>528863474sex with waka-chan
Sex with woomy feels so nice
>>528850516>>528861202noticed how the Mormon CucKold is never in these pics kek
>>528890424Woomies are not for sex they are for patting
>>528891212if they're not for sex then why are they so erotic
>nintendo spitefully updates mkw to add intermission courses to the random track selection after noticing how hard everyone online tries to avoid them
what would the splatoon equivalent be to this?
>>528894756Buffing all weapons instead of nerfing a few problematic ones
>>528894923Once all the weapons are overpowered, none of them will be.
>>528895096Some weapons should never be good, let alone usable.
>>528873106The fact one has to ask for it not to be used in AI is already a fucked fact in the first place
>>528895406>what are you wearing>ITS MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH
>>528895096yeah, but half of them will be underpowered, and out of the rest only a few will be optimal
>>528894756different ranked queues have a chance to offer the same mode or map in a single rotation
>>528895231oh shut the fuck up faggot
>>528894923I know the solution Splat 4 will have just one weapon and one weapon only
>>52887993715 bucks is like what 3 sucked dicks?
>>528897693wait i could have sworn that said something about paying for online
>>528894923You mean neglecting disproportionately powerful weapons and specials for months and months like Crab meta and Trizooka meta and Pencil never getting enough of a nerf to fall off in usage
/ink/ never beating the allegations
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>>528894756meningless and deliberately evasive balance changes
stuff like buffing wavebreaker's health, or nerfing crab's already non-existent survivability against other specials
>>528894756Forced turf war
>>528894756Tricolor for every mode, permanently
>>528894756Splatoon 2 4.0
Mari was streaming Sploon 1 story mode just earlier
>https://twitcasting.tv/mkikuma/movie/818765147
>plays through tutorial
>"Oh I remember this poster!"
>paints all over Callie and moves on
kek
>>528904425>Real Marie is just as cynical as Squid Mariekek
>>528894756Splatfests, unironically.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131977335
Bros I don't think I'll make it to 5-starring the new shiny toy...
>>528909610>R-18 works cannot be displayedOk Iโll log in
>Work requested by Timmynvm
>>528784171What the hell it's Shallow Cut
>>528904425kek u know the fake callie fan kold is seething
>how dare she insult my waifu that I never played the game she was in
>>528912138>e liter was so broken right! idk what damage up is but uhhh echolocator!
Hello. I pirated Splatoon 2 on Switch 1 and thought the main campaign was okay and Octo Expansion was a lot of fun. Obviously I never did any multiplayer. Now my question is: should I buy Splatoon 3 on Switch 2?
>>528915594Yes. Take advantage of the new content update before the game goes uberdead.
Splatoon Raiders is never coming out is it? It's been 3 weeks since it's announcement and no info.
>>528918025Are you srs or j xister
>>528918025>he thinks it was coming out this year
>>528918025Release date
June 2026
Took my camera to woomy store the other day
>>528915845Hello again. Only maybe? Could I trouble you to expand upon your answer?
Just remove h-3 from the game.
What an embarrassing weapon
>>528909610why do artists still use shitty japanese websites
>>528920590Nice close-up. Did you buy anything?
>>528921407It's a decent enough place and there aren't many good alternatives.
>>528921552>Nice close-up.Thanks!
>Did you buy anything?Too much lol
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>>528921062I'll buy a Switch 2 and Mario Kart World if they bring them back
>>528922862can i have some
>>528920358Sheโs not orange anymoreโฆ
>>528923709She just got hit by screen is all.
>>528921407Because everywhere else is shit with their own issues. Sadly only issue with Pixiv is the censorship laws.
>>528919584>monochromeis this man toni kensa
>>528919869i can recommend buying the game if you like woomies
>>528923980The worst part is that Pixiv censorship is mostly due to gaijin payment processing companies.
what the fuck happened to the banners
>>528931953Looks like Tower Control. Are there banners of each Rank mode?
>>528931953I forgot that sitting emote existed. There are so many that are lame.
>>528931953ngmi took them from you
>>528931953Bro's meditating, keeping the "thoughts" out of their minds.
indecent thoughts about fat veemo
>>528932246no, some weird glitch just occurred to me where our banners got bugged out to a tc background for some reason. this game is weird
>>528932257good it's what i deserve
>Mario Kart genny already on full doomer mode
kek, at least Splat 3 took a year before the doomers chimed in
>>528932971/smbg/ is full of whiners. Outside of /sthg/ I have genuinely never seen a general so pretentious and genuinely on the spectrum as /ink/.
>>528932971>at least Splat 3 took a year before the doomers chimed inuh, yeah, sure
>>528932971/smbg/ complains at everything
3rd kits are lame af. Urchin underpass is a meme. Its so weyyover
>>528932971I'm not a tryhard metafag so I don't care about memorizing the tracks and welcome the variety intermission tracks bring.
>>528932971successful bait
>>528936394report the tranny drawing
>>528936394>TRANS PRI-A
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>>528912917>yeah I used the emperry dualies and mini splatling in splatoon 1 they were so OP with fizzies drones and splashdown rush and quick reload
>>528936394kek kold is forever broken by the sneakysnake webm incident
>look I use mini my beloved I'm not a tourist!
>>528936714>guys i hate trannies so much and am totally not obsessed do i fit in yet?????Are you gonna do this every thread?
>>528938429Watch out he's gonna post the image.
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>>528938271GGs BB, squeaky clean shifts, epic Zuna kill
I loathe these shitter freelancers and how prone they are to spamming "This Way" while you're out painting walls, they do not deserve to be carried.
Don't teach your father how 2 fuk ok saar
>>528939564yay another racist so cool!
>>528939564cute veem in the background
>give jet more long range-oriented kits this time around
>make dousers to take over jet's aggressive burst kit
>forget about them and just make a third jet with burst bomb anyway
>>528939715check your eyes squigga
>>528939880look at the last word of the post?
>>528939715>being brown unironically
>>528939564>Shoe on head woomy
>>528939715what's wrong with racism?
>>528939979>outing yourself as visually impairednobody's dropping the hard r here squigga
>>528939863Aggro Jet is the only good Jet, fuck those pussy cancerous Splatoon 2 kits and the first two nothingburger S3 kits.
>>528939715Racism? Yeah, I like NASCAR. You got a problem? Huh? Huh?
>>528934337>varietyThey're all straight lines with some turns, some cars and some stupidly good mushroom shortcuts, what fucking variety
>>528940647Some allow you to enter tracks through alternate entrances that lead to different routes within the tracks that aren't utilized in the 3 lap version. Fuck you.
>>528940367both s2 jets could play lame but were best when played aggro, and stock s3 jet is also super aggro but it tends more towards ranged encounters compared to rattler and dozers' more up close preference
Good afternoon. I hate women. I think guys are cute.
>>528941260>rattler*cobra
why did all of them have to be snakes
>>528941327same ngl desu
we fuck like MEN now
>>528941327I wish woman would rape gays
>>528940583NASCAR is super gay, WEC is the only good racist series left
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>>528942264I know you're just a shitposter, but I genuinely wish women (and not just terminally online fujos writing bad fics) would stop fetishizing male love. Keep those roast beef flaps away from my sculpted marble pillar please.
>women brought up
>general instantly goes to shit
>>528943294lay off the porn
>>528943739Wallahi, this is what happens when they intrude and invade male spaces on the basis of exclusion
They would rather ruin what already exists so that no one is happy rather than make their own spaces for themselves
Splatoon is an especially notable example of this happening
Paying a hooker for Joey and GreatTusk, telling her resisting is their kink and she needs to be forceful
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>>528943767My preferences โ your pornography, gooning retard.
>>528944484>pic relLooks like nono and urchincel
>>528943739see i could let it slide if women grew cool facial hair but they don't normally do that unless their ovaries are out of order
>unlocked every splashtag title
Ngyes and manmenmi, not yebby and weyyo ok. Praise Cod.
>>528944764Urch played woomy though.
my yebby just said hes a truecel
>>528944109Testosterone is a funny thing
Anecdotal but boys are normally very cordial and respectful to each other but the minute girls are involved they get extremely catty if not more than girls themselves
Splatoon
>>528894756Splatoon players don't have any agency when it comes to online other than which queue they pick upon opening the game, there isn't really a direct equivalent where players are banding together to play in a way that Nintendo isn't a fan of and which they directly released an update to counter.
If anything, the Mario Kart devs should have taken a hint and just added a separate classic queue to resolve the issue; Splatoon 3 feels like it has way too many queues which leads to not having enough players a lot of the time but I don't think Mario Kart would have that issue given how much more popular it is and how it seems fine with matching up players all over the world instead of them needing to be at least somewhat geographically close.
>>528945272how many hours do you have? that must have taken forever
Woomy de-radicalizing Yebby with flopper therapy
>>528946959Tako radicalizing Yebs against the inkling menace with the power of not being shaped like a fishstick
>>528947029>radicalizingthrough hours of sloppy makeouts and loud neighborhood-waking drowning-noises-filled sex
>>528932971>giving a fuck what they thinkthey are some of the most retarded individuals in this board, read this shit and try not to lose IQ points.
>>528940451>>528946551>>528946967
>>528946959this will never happen to my yebby...
>>528940061>t. self hating latinx
>>528947029Flat is justice.
im self loving but everyone else hates me
>>528940252racism is evil and wrong unless it's against octos
>>528948889We know, Nono. Get back in the fridge
>>528948517One of the greatest copes of all time
will take one minor drawing request. nsfw ok
>>528950629draw Shelly and Donny holding comically large weapons of your choosing
>>528950629woomy getting drunk off of tacticooler soda
>>528950629Draw /ink/er yuri
>>528950629Veemo trying not to cry after a yebby rejected her.
>>528950629Mr. Coco getting a bulge on his shorts, wearing just that and nothing else.
>>528951216>>528950821THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN
THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN
THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN
>>528950821>>528951216someone post my woomy pls
>>528951216Pick two or more woom/veems.
>>528950629Draw /ink/er sex
Your choice
>>528952048Bottom left has no body
>>528952048>still not on the list
>>528952048the better question is
who's most deserving in this pic?
>>528952480Top right
I want to make unga bunga with cavewoomy
Stop what you're doing.
Take a hag break NOW.
https://youtu.be/ggOT1FLZ9pM?si=FzxS5EblRvlTS6Nm
>>528953646desktop marie does a lil dance for you
>2023+2
>all of the idol models before deep cut still lack facial flexes and just snap between expressions while singing
>>528953630I don't know the names of the s3 players
futa tim fucking rainy then
I need more idol solo songs desperately
it's fascinating seeing how their individual flair contributes to the whole of their group
Unconscience is one of the best songs they've ever done
>futatrannies in my general
disgusting
>>528950629my yebby just said hes a truecel
why do moids here keep saying weird stuff like trucel
Drawfags be like
>scribble
>scribble sketch scribble
>glance at reference
>ctrl z
>ctrl z
>ctrl z
>ctrl z
>>528923006A lot of exclusive stuff gets scalped on ebay, if you're very desperate for it.
I hope they don't add new Splatoon stuff again very soon desu, going to SF feels very gross and I went there a lot more times than I'd like to since the store opened
>>528923709Have no fear!
>>528929938Just oldfag who forgot to stop shooting film
>>528930763Who?
>>528954194>รค>BabaBooyah>Ballin>Brostar>Broybit>BooyahBoy>Cday>ChavoDel2>Cranberry>Fantasy>FemurBrker >Freakazoid>Frye fan >FonsGodail >Goji >GreatTusk>Grezar>Gurkan>Happy Sky >Hippie>Hot Beans>Hotdog>Joey>Kancora>Kaz>KDGY>Kold >Limon >Lunar >Mehtaru>Mikkel>Moon&Star >Nectarine >Nekolin>Noble>Nonoctoro >Offlock>Panic >Rainy>Randomguy>Rang>Rayzor>Reuniclus>Timmy>Sketch-Tan>SnakeHands>SneakySnek>Sonnen>Soup>South>Spades>Squinty>Timmy>Tofu>Urchincel>Whacka>(You)
>>528955182You forgot the last part.
>scribble>look at reference>look at scribble>doesn't resemble refernece at all>X>Don't save>Start>Power>Shutdown
>>528954094Deep GAWDs win again!
>>528954094it's a stylistic choice.
>>528955514>go to bed>wake up in a cold sweat at 3 am>make a mad dash for machine to satisfy sudden inspiration
>>528955553Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated
>>528955553They didn't survive the winter...
>>528955728Just like 16 tick rate and a communication error has occured are a stylistic choices.
>>528956015I have done nothing but print money for three days
facial flexes are why s3 cephs have weird lips
it's not worth it
>>528956212what are you even talking about
>>528956015if you actually do want to commission me, let me know
>>528956560need 3 hands for that
a mc chicken costs $6 aint no wanna buyin yo shit cuh
>>528955445a decent chunk of those are 2 players and several don't even or never even played 3
aggressive flopper groping
>>528956464what's your name
>>528956684>several don't even or never even played 3have you been living under a rock since launch
can you zero facial flexes having ass do THIS
There is zero reason to ever try in a match, outcome is predetermined at loading screen. Not because Nintendo's malicious but because they're grossly incompetent at anything online related.
>>528957093small playerbase = perfectly balanced matches where you individual contribution makes or breaks it are nearly impossible to matchmake
at least the matches are short so you can pull the slot machine lever more often
>>528957301Sorry I wasn't born talented or use flexlion.
>>528948889I never hated you nono, there is nothing wrong with you... you're just annoying.
I love tolerating you
>>528957396I don't know who you are lol
Do you have a twitter?
>>528957396I don't believe you, too many falseflaggers
Draw a wormy if you're the real one
>>528957093Nah, they went with a far more random matchmaking with Splatoon 3 than they did with Splatoon 2.
Matchmaking in splatoon/splatoon 2 did its best to make teams as even as humanly possible using weapon ranges and making sure that teams would only ever have two good players and two bad ones.
They got rid of all that shit in Splatoon 3.
>>528957007another deep gawd win
>>528957636Even Burghley is more likable than him
>>528957661>Not knowing the resident drawfagHoly newfag...
>>528957684Fuck you im not at my tablet
>>528957885Be nice dork
>>528957661But yes I do, and Iโm messing with setting up a ko-fi and cashapp so i can actually be commissioned
>>528958305>cashappnot a burger
>>528958305do you take (You)s as payment?
>>528957636Don't compare /ourbird/ to frenchshit
I just want to try the new weapons, but all the weapons I have that aren't at at least one freshness are unuseable garbage that is impossible to carry with
>>528958305Wormy
Scorpiyeb
Weyysp
Bumbleveem
>>528958636>>528959190RUN EVERYBODY RUN MONSTER
>>528958782Why do I know so many nonburgers itโs fucking unreal
>>528958810last time I did that I didnโt even get my (You)
>>528959226Just play open or turf with /ink/
>>528958305I only have one image of yours and the artstyle doesn't match what you posted.
of course a massive acceleration.
>>528959468Shut up gachatranny.
>>528959364do not forget the fearsome takospider and the snail jelly
>>528959517you are the gachatranny here.
>>528959457Because Iโm not at my tablet damnit
>>528959517Projecting niggerfaggot
>>528959635Never mind. I thought it was rc and not Rz. You guys need to not have names so similar.
>>528959454I'm just playing series right now. I just want to try the new splattershot and mini. The dapples look kind of cool even though I hate them typically. The Hydra is my favorite but it's just splatoon 1's which is disappointing.
>>528957301Frankly I don't even think it's a "dae le forced loss xdd" thing because every single match lately has been a curbstomp whether it's a win or loss and it's downright unfun.
>>528959725rc goes by critatonic now.
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>>528957007My favourite idol only needs one expression
>>528960429You heard her
Everyone out of the lobby
Go play Hopsquid or read a book about humans
>>528960429we're getting random stages soon
>>528961069oh great, just what we fucking need.
good to see nothing's changed since the last time I took a break and only the most braindead of individuals pick up the rainmaker to never hold forward with it even though we were only behind by one point, instead spamming at absolutely fucking nothing because I had already killed them all
he died to inkstorm
>>528961069What good does it do to us? Every stage is the same except for the handful of really bad ones that are mostly the same except chargers can lock down more easily, and the two that are overtly bucket-friendly.
>>528961190I also don't understand why players think swimming up directly in front of someone to shoot for a few seconds or throw a bomb then duck back and repeat is helpful in any way when in reality you're only blocking your teammates shots from hitting the bad guys. I swear I'm still playing with actual programmed bots sometimes
all well finally got a ticket so I can just farm the new weapons until I have the ones I want.
>>528961069unironically this is better than having 2 stages only for 2 hours, if you wanted to be an asshole turn it back to 4 hours rotations and salmon run being closed at random times
>>528960429First only intermission roads for World. Next is only Scorch and Mincemeat for ranked and X.
nintendo is capable of admitting fault but it sure is rare
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>>528950821>>528952813got lazy and didn't want to draw clothes
https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1750983978974641.png
What should I absolutely not do as a noob?
>>528962675>saltspray twiceMaybe it isn't a good map after all.
>>528963259kinda looks painful
>>528963297Do not disable motion controls under any circumstance.
>>528963383theyre average sized squids
>>528963259clawzbros are eating good
>>528963297Do not use "This Way". "Booyah" is more than fine and actively encouraged, but "This Way" is very annoying and distracting.
>Fixed an issue where the game tended to run slower than before when there were a lot of shots and characters on the stage so that the game will now operate at the same level as Ver. 9.3.0.
>>528963969Do you want newbies acting like they know the game better than you? I know where the objective is, thank you.
>>528963862Switch 1 players vindicated once more
>>528964069I only this way when I die to a flanker desu
You guys actually use the emotes?
>>528964069there's nothing wrong with bringing attention to something
>>528963297Love your woomy.
>>528964475I like the one with swords equipped that looks like FF7 blade beam.
>server maintenance starting 16 minutes earlier than announced
burn nintendo to the ground, fucking lying faggots
>>528964475My woomy undulates.
>>528963862>they fixed the oob glitches on urchin tooawwwww
>>528964475I donโt have the table turf one
>>528965253cancer survivor woomy
>>528965202Here's one for the hags
>>528966779woomy ated it all
this is too convenient for maintenance.
Do we even know how raiders is going to play?
>>528940874Oh wow some
lmao
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