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>Meetups• June 26, 03:00 PM PDT | Goblin, Crystal, Solution Nine; Instance 1 ( 11.5 , 5.2 )) | CAPCOM Spotlight
• June 26, 06:00 PM PDT | Crystal, Malboro - Tuliyollal ( 17.5 , 12.7 ) instance 2 | Occult Crescent CE Farm
• June 27, 03:00 PM EST | VGL Cytube | /xivg/ divegrass team in VGL24 HELL'S WILD CARD Round 1*
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• June 28, 8:00 PM EDT | Seraph, LB W28 P28 | Femlala Tea Party: Princess Kaguya, The Cat Returns
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• June 29, 07:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Zalera, Gold Saucer, Manderville Tables | Weekly Mahjong Club
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• June 28, 04:00 PM EDT | Materia, Sophia, Kugane, Umineko Teahouse | EU RP meet
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• July 2, 07:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Kugane, Umineko Teahouse | NA RP meet
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First for uh... uhm... er... where am I?
my catboy edges for femezen
>>528787591 (OP)Non-sabotaged meetup list for next OP:
>Meetups• June 25, 09:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: X-files
>>528167698 • June 26, 03:00 PM PDT | Goblin, Crystal, Solution Nine; Instance 1 ( 11.5 , 5.2 )) | CAPCOM Spotlight
• June 26, 06:00 PM PDT | Crystal, Malboro - Tuliyollal ( 17.5 , 12.7 ) instance 2 | Occult Crescent CE Farm
>>528499220 • June 27, 03:00 PM EST | VGL Cytube | /xivg/ divegrass team in VGL24 HELL'S WILD CARD Round 1*
>>528620784 • June 27, 8:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane, Ward 25, Plot 49 | Donkey Kong Country watch-along
>>528183762 • June 28, 7:00 PM PST | Lord of the Rings (1978 Animated Film) | Crystal, Balmung Lavender Beds W19 P28
>>525485280• June 28, 8:00 PM EDT | Seraph, LB W28 P28 | Femlala Tea Party: Princess Kaguya, The Cat Returns
>>528424713 • June 29, 07:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Zalera, Gold Saucer, Manderville Tables | Weekly Mahjong Club
>>528472504 • June 28, 04:00 PM EDT | Materia, Sophia, Kugane, Umineko Teahouse | EU RP meet
>>528728190 • July 2, 07:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Kugane, Umineko Teahouse | NA RP meet
>>528728190
Can I see some gay catboxes please?
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Why would they ever cut budgets for their cash cow game? Ever since the WoW exodus they were in such an amazing position to really grow XIV and become *the* best MMO. Even when they were starving EW for content people still had a lot of goodwill due to how the game wrapped up with 6.0. Come 7.0 and the game lore has been fucked over, the battle content is so fucking stale and all they can think of is "Let's do more savage content!".
Dude, how did they manage to fuck over "Comfy adventure kino with your Scion buddies" so fucking much?
Just a wee lalalad, G'day to ya!
>>528787975Good day to you lil bro
>>528787771is she an amputee?
>>528787940damn she get propelled by a fart?
>No SBTL conversion for the Coeurl talisman
>No TBSE-X conversion for the Coeurl briefs
It's...over...
>>528787884/pet /pet /pet
>cucked by mioh
>cucked by tina
>cucked by zolzayaa
>cucked by Gabe
>cucked by proxy
>cucked by jean
>cucked by zoe
>cucked by jeb
>cucked by t'owa
Who will he be cucked by next?
>>528787940> Dude, how did they manage to fuck over "Comfy adventure kino with your Scion buddies" so fucking much?They were too sensitive to latinx sensibilities and ended up making the turali cultures and quests BORING. I do not want to help you make a spicy tamale, I want Temple of Doom hijinks!
>>528775960kino... but also dead game wow.
They really need to make roulettes give a reasonable amount of reward.
>>528787940Combination of
>Japanese publishers hate innovation and are fine as long as they make any profit at all>Western/DEI hires sabotaging the MSQ>Yoshida is an old boomer who is stuck in the past and doesn't realize the expectations of MMO players has changed as the genre evolved
i want somebody to be affectionate with when i'm tired before i sleep, and when i'm tired after i wake up before i fall asleep for another 2 hours, and when i'm tired after i wake up for real, and throughout the day as well
good night xivg
>>528788250Macchi fuck off
I'm logging in (in about 3 minutes)
Select all images with cute femras
>>528788437will you bear your heart to me when you do?
>>528788009my moonie does this
>>528787940>Why would they ever cut budgets for their cash cow game?Because capitalism demands higher profits every year and what's the fastest way to do it? Laying off people
>Dude, how did they manage to fuck over "Comfy adventure kino with your Scion buddies" so fucking much?Because said shareholders wanted another Endwalker with epic set pieces so they had to shoehorn the second part of the expansion in
>>528787591 (OP)Actual non sabotoged thread
Based
>>528787873if you are upset, make it next time. you had 100 posts to do so but you kept holding on to your post to make some shitty ritual post I bet.
The femra fuckerupper is up today and they have been vandalizing the OP again.
hes been doing it for 6 years
Im tired of him
>>528788329Goodnight bro, have a good rest.
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the black futa Goddess Zolzayaa dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two women was staggering - Zolzayaa was a statuesque amazon, her ebony skin glistening with sweat and her muscles rippling and flexing as she used her immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. Her cock, a massive, throbbing ebony pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Zolzayaa's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Zolzayaa's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, black cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Zolzayaa smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. She thrust especially roughly, her heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
>The Retard NEET woke up to shit up the thread
>>528787940>Why would they ever cut budgets for their cash cow game?It's not a cut budget, it's the fact that sqenix has CBU3 working on multiple games besides their cash cow because they're the only studio who hasn't failed spectacularly and thus gets the burden of work
>>528778346/Joy /joy /joy serial petter my beloved, knew the day would come where your /pets graced my noggin once more
>>528788461They're all the same picture??
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the black futa Goddess Zolzayaa dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two women was staggering - Zolzayaa was a statuesque amazon, her ebony skin glistening with sweat and her muscles rippling and flexing as she used her immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. Her cock, a massive, throbbing ebony pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Zolzayaa's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Zolzayaa's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, black cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Zolzayaa smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. She thrust especially roughly, her heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
>>528788624/pet /pet /pet
https://files.catbox.moe/radhf5.jpg
>>528788545are you a femezen...?
>>528788209/pet/pet/pet/pet/pet
>>528788624Please don't hop on the dogoonie bandwagon
Your moonie is perfect as is
My femlala calls biggers three pump chumps.
>>528788329Unfortunately you are a man so best we can offer are delusional daydreams about relationships you'll never obtain while you stare at the ceiling until you pass out.
>>528788797sex with this malelala
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the black futa Goddess Zolzayaa dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two women was staggering - Zolzayaa was a statuesque amazon, her ebony skin glistening with sweat and her muscles rippling and flexing as she used her immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. Her cock, a massive, throbbing ebony pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Zolzayaa's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Zolzayaa's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, black cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Zolzayaa smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. She thrust especially roughly, her heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
Would you comm a cursed lala. Its a trick question, every lala is cursed.
>>528788797Imagine this malelala slamming a hrothgal as revenge ntr
>>528788797OH NO NO NO THE 4 MALE LALAS WHO POST HERE(3 OF them are gay) ARE GONNA BE REALLY ANGRY ABOUT THIS!!
>>528789015>comming a lalanot even once
Okay, guess you can add ERP to the list but thats something you encounter in every game be it XIV, WOW, SWTOR or TESO.
But XIV is the only game where i met a guy who bought a sub and story boost just so he can dance and watch movies with people in one of the Kugane clubhouses/nightclubs.
>ARealmRecorded lets you duty record any duty instead of the limited few
>Don't even need consent of the people you're recording
Oh man a brand new way to see how shit people are at the game
>>528788418Why would Kat be the sharaschizo? I'm not sure he has the mental composure to focus on one target for this long
>>528789128this slander shall not be tolerated!
>>528789134>needing a plugin to do what ten thousand screenrecording softwares already do
>>528789131Why are you saving that kind of character on your fucking hard drive anon? Why are you posting it here while talking about ERP?
>>528789134https://fraps.com/
>hardstuck on ult
>visibly upset on her stream
>finally quits and gives up on the clear
>her group clears the fight like 2-3 days later with her replacement
>"AKSHUALLY XIV WAS BAD FOR A WHILE I HATE THIS STUPID GAME - ALL I DID WAS IDLE IN THE HUB ANYWAY FUCK YOU I AM PLAYING GENSHIN NOW - ALSO I AM UKRAINIAN AND A WAR REFUGEE EVEN THOUGH I LIVE IN POLAND GO FUCK YOURSELF"
>>528787591 (OP)>removed random meetups>removed post links on some of the meetups>didn't link to previous threadMaybe we'll get it right next time...
Previous:
>>528771796
>>528789303>>528789375I'm not going to record a video file of a whole lockout, and said video file won't let me change perspectives or the camera angle.
do something small today that will help you tomorrow. make fifteen minutes for future you!
>>528789447>I'm not going to record a video file of a whole lockoutthen what are you doing with duty recorder?
>>528788797My catboy is like this
Major issues
>lack of reinvestment into XIV, diverted resources to other games
>long patch cycles
>inability to deviate from patch formula
>inability to deviate from MSQ formula
>bad MSQ writing
>lack of communication from devs
>not acknowledging common player feedback
Other issues
>not enough content for casuals
>homogenised jobs (supposedly for raid balance, but raiders generally hate the job changes)
>Mr. Ozma's obsession with difficulty: caused CAR to flop, caused FTB to flop, limited the audience for Criterions, caused Eureka Orthos to flop, caused raider burnout with the DSR-p8s-TOP gauntlet
>no live translations of LLs
>server maintenance
>DC travel without cross-DC party finder
>losing your house if you unsubscribe
>shitty glamour system
>abandoned content (GC, Gold Saucer, etc)
>new blacklist fumble
>shitty cash shop
Not an issue
>DT dungeons are too hard
>new relic is too grindy
>plugin use
>subscription fee
>diverted resources to XIV Mobile (no, it's licensed and devved by China)
Good things
>there is actually more content in DT even if it has mixed reception
>graphics update
>story is getting a bit better as of 7.2, Wuk will be shelved after 7.3
>finally fixing viera/hroth hats
>uhhhhhh...
>>528789386I mean shes right tho
>>528788624that might be the only vanilla hairstyle the ears look ok on.. /pet /pet
>>528789594I ain’t reading all that
>>528789210Mental illness has a tendency to defy expectations
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the Proxy dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two was staggering - Proxy was a statuesque warrior, his alabaster skin glistening with sweat and his muscles rippling and flexing as he used his immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. his cock, a massive, throbbing alabaster pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Proxy's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Proxy's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, alabaster cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Proxy smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. He thrust especially roughly, his heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
>>528789613My moonie is going to yurirape this femra until she forgets all her brainrotted zoomerisms
>>528789435You dont link previous threads because the OP is vandalized and the person will have it as an easy link to copy paste the vandalized link (hes been doing it for 6 years and every time you do this he makes the vandalized OP as its easily reachable)
If you care, you tailor make the correct OP information from this OP and then you can add your fucking Meetups on there. Instead of fueling the nigger that keeps fucking with the actual ingame information of the OP that has been doing it for 6 years btw but you dont care because all you care about is fucking meetups that you wont even attend. fuck off you fucking loser.
>>528788624my wife you are the only good thing about the thread right now and I hope you ended up getting plenty of sleep
>>528789657sex with your sister
>>528789594You 'hope' Wuk is shelved in 7.3. For all you know it could end up like "Hey WoL I am going to have Koana run the city while I join you as an official Scion to travel de world and learn about its many cultures and share tacos with them!"
its really sad seeing xiv get worse and worse and the developers or SE doing nothing about it.
i miss old jobs so much.
>>528789594Forked tower is cool but I agree there should be a normal version. It's ridiculous they expect you to go in and clear this shit with randos you met in the instance, it's never going to happen.
VIOLA WHAT TIME IS YOUR FT RUN SO I CAN SNIPE YOU IS IT IN 10 MINUTES???
>trying to do math with potencies
>no calculator plugin to divide total potency by number of gcds
fuckkkkk what am i going to do
>>528789805Yoshida says hes fixing that in 8.0. Trust the plan.
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the Proxy dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two was staggering - Proxy was a statuesque warrior, his alabaster skin glistening with sweat and his muscles rippling and flexing as he used his immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. his cock, a massive, throbbing alabaster pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Proxy's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Proxy's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, alabaster cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Proxy smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. He thrust especially roughly, his heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
is there really a schizo that has been fucking with the OP for 6 years now?
>>528787940The harsh truth is they don't want to work on XIV anymore than they have too. Back during the XVI Media tour Koji Fox would not shut the fuck up about how happy the devs were to be working on something other than XIV. Imagine your a game dev and you get hired by SE. Do you wanna get stuck working on a 10+ year old PS3 MMO or do you wanna work on the big new projects like FF7 games, Dragon Quest, Kingdom Hearts and whatever the fuck else there working on.
>>528789864nigga just count the number of gcds?
>>528789771I'll give you a good reference
>>528789594>Mr. Ozma's obsession with difficulty: caused CAR to flop, caused FTB to flop, limited the audience for Criterions, caused Eureka Orthos to flop, caused raider burnout with the DSR-p8s-TOP gauntletI remember pugging CAR and hating my fucking self the entire fucking time.
>30 minute wait to do 3 pulls and to instantly dispand to wait another 30 minutes to join with the SAME PEOPLE who do the SAME FUCK UPs
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the Proxy dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two was staggering - Proxy was a statuesque warrior, his alabaster skin glistening with sweat and his muscles rippling and flexing as he used his immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. his cock, a massive, throbbing alabaster pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Proxy's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Proxy's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, alabaster cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Proxy smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. He thrust especially roughly, his heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
>>528789785It's already confirmed.
>>528789920It's probably some bored fag like usual
My catboy is the big bad wolf.
>>528789838First couple of fights and intermissions are but fags like you who don't even bother and doompost whenever people try to at least get randoms inside for the first time are the real problem.
>>528789864Unfortunately, you're gonna have to put that middle school math you learned all those years ago to use.
>>528789594>>homogenised jobs (supposedly for raid balance, but raiders generally hate the job changes)Nebulous at best, but the 2 minute meta was a direct acquiescence to raiders who hated that you needed to have specific comps or else your buffs wouldn't line up.
>>Mr. Ozma's obsession with difficultyNot an issue. Giving casuals more content would "solve" this.
>>no live translations of LLsNot an issue. You can generally tell what they're saying even if you can't understand Japanese. The slides are in English too.
>>server maintenancelol?
>>528789657sex with both you and your sister
>>528789785I'm pretty sure they'd have to due to Sena and the SAG strike, even if they weren't originally planning on it.
>>528789594Read it all, actually very fgood takes and I stand behind them all, also nice filename.
Whoever you are, you are actually wiser than most people here. You are the fresh summer breeze to the piss and vomit embedded alleyway we call xivg.
>>528790093Raider didn't ask for the 2 min meta.
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the Proxy dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two was staggering - Proxy was a statuesque warrior, his alabaster skin glistening with sweat and his muscles rippling and flexing as he used his immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. his cock, a massive, throbbing alabaster pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Proxy's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Proxy's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, alabaster cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Proxy smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. He thrust especially roughly, his heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
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>>528790013Dead game unironically. There needs to be an Ultimate every odd patch or no one cares.
>>528790178they did in sb actually
>>528789657/Pets for you and your sister
>>528790141Yall think they cant just get a new VA? They replaced the entire cast after 2.0.
>>528790178Yes, they did. Maybe they didn't say "I want the 2 minute meta" but they spent a very long time complaining that you needed to run specific comps or else your buffs wouldn't line up. The result of this "fix" was the 2 minute meta.
>>528789895i really doubt that considering all the changes they've made since 7.0.
>>528789939>>528790017I'm not going to write on a piece of paper, and said paper won't let me quickly adjust the GCD count or potency.
Time to play tank in Occult Crescent so I do no damage and make CEs take longer, while also not using any offensive Phantom Jobs to make up for this, while also instantly pulling every single FATE the frame it spawns to make sure it doesn't get to scale for a reasonable amount of people and dies in under 30 seconds.
>>528790143Anon like 90% of that is stuff we have all collectively been saying for years.
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Why the FUCK do I have to open and close the fucking launcher like I'm starting a poorly-maintained 1995 Toyota Corolla in the middle of fucking January
>all the raid trannies complained about Endwalker being too easy and there not being enough challenging different types of content
>Dawntrail changes that
>now people complain about dungeons being too hard
>about the space exploration being too much of a grind with players failing their upgrade missions
>the tower in the new zone is basically savage only and so far mere 400 groups cleared the thing globally
Turns out the majority of XIV players are a bunch of shitters who think they are better players than they actually are - by a longshot.
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the Proxy dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two was staggering - Proxy was a statuesque warrior, his alabaster skin glistening with sweat and his muscles rippling and flexing as he used his immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. his cock, a massive, throbbing alabaster pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Proxy's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Proxy's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, alabaster cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Proxy smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. He thrust especially roughly, his heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
why does everyone play VPR
>>528790178They literally fucking did in ShB CONSTANTLY.
>B-but casualA casual ain't gonna complain about buff windows
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>>528790197Wrong tab, but the right one isn't much better
>>528790178they absolutely did and to think they didn't betrays that either you were around back then or that you're a dishonest person
>>528789925>FF7 games, Dragon Quest, Kingdom Hearts and whatever the fuck else there working on.>Segmented cash grab>No one even knows those games here>Dead franchise that is heavily looked after by the mouse who is a bad chef.
>>528790362Easiest job to play, shits a ton of damage
>>528790326Oh no your CE took 5 minutes instead of 4 minutes and 40 seconds lol
>>528789754bro is just making shit up and seeing if anyone buys it
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>>528790013>but fags like you who don't even bother and doompost whenever people try to at least get randoms inside for the first time are the real problemUntrue. The people I do it with try to drag randos as far as we can. If someone from a 48/48 run gets left out when there are less than 48 ciphers in, they get hit with this and the rando gets their spot.
I'm a fool I know nothing
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aether pls
>>528790326>while also instantly pulling every single FATE the frame it spawns to make sure it doesn't get to scale for a reasonable amount of people and dies in under 30 seconds.That's not how OC fate scaling works.
Also you're half right about there being too many tanks in OC but maybe yoshipiss could've reconsidered adding a raidwide to every fucking CE forcing people to only play jobs with massive self-sustain (warrior)
My femlala is melting
She hates hot weather so much its {Ultimate}.
>>528789517Replays don't take nearly as much room as video files retard
>>528790412it is currently 11AM on a work day
>>528790352>now people complain about dungeons being too hardi haven't really seen this, if anything people just aren't happy with dungeons becoming so homogenised and tanks being op (or if anything most tanks being selfish and not using their mitigations on other players).
>>528790326I play tank in OC so I can eat 16 vulns every CE and still live.
>>528790352they cheat too using third party tools and in pvp.
xivg had some CC tourney a while ago and some lost team had a "secret" bracket and went back in LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>528789920>>528789754Seems to me like the only schizo here is the one doing it right now, all of the links in the previous thread are identical to the links in this one, so I think OP might be hallucinating.
>>528790232After ARR isn't the only VA they've replaced Yugiri? And that was due to literal murder.
>>528790323Are you retarded? Scratch that, you definitely are retarded. You're gonna need to do multiple calculations. Multiple EASY calculations. You have a calculator on your phone. You have WolframAlpha to input longer equations if you're lazy (we both know you are) or possibly too stupid (you absolutely are) to do them yourself.
>>528790616how does wows lfg look
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My moonie just made a banh mi
i pickled my own carrots for it too but i don't have access to daikon....
i will start pvping in ONE hour for those who wants to join
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the Proxy dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two was staggering - Proxy was a statuesque warrior, his alabaster skin glistening with sweat and his muscles rippling and flexing as he used his immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. his cock, a massive, throbbing alabaster pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Proxy's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Proxy's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, alabaster cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Proxy smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. He thrust especially roughly, his heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
>>528790352its a bunch of people who use addons that got shitchecked when non solved content got put out.
Its like the imperium of man in 40k. They have access to cool shit but they actually dont know how to make the cool shit work if the cool shit breaks down.
>>528790178Raiders were complaining that cooldowns didnt line up, 'forcing' them to take jobs which lined up. So the devs solution was to make them all line up. Hell if I were in charge I'd just remove all personal buffs and the only things that affect allies would be DNC's partner and maybe BRD's songs since they have 100% uptime.
>>528790352>>now people complain about dungeons being too hardWho? where are these people and how many of them? like a few little pissers on the forums? come on
>about the space exploration being too much of a grind with players failing their upgrade missionsit's just designed like shit and the grind is boring and unfulfilling
>the tower in the new zone is basically savage only and so far mere 400 groups cleared the thing globallythis is true yes people do say this
>>528790469Well people need to stop because I can't find groups to play with because they all have VPRs. I tried looking into NIN but it's too boring, and SAM is a literal jobber class.
man, I hate it when I'm about to schizopost, but I posted my character so I need to wait until the next thread because of that retard who can see IDs
>>528790484You can just say youre new, its not hard to be a retard.
>>528790742I don't know nor do I care
>FRU failed because it was too easy of an ultimate.
???
Is that a fucking bad thing
Insta loss
Rape
Mating press
Impregnation
Mind break
Sex slave
>>528790824Raiders would still find a way to complain about this.
>>528791026Leather Nail Polish is ugly and as a femlala, I shall not be wearing it
>>528790805Rite of Percussive Maintenance.
The Yoshitpiss Law of Gooner Proximity: The smuttier your RP, the more you interact with trannies. Inversely, the farther you are from RP, the more you interact with normal people.
>>528790842>that retard who can see IDsNow THIS is how you schizopost. /vg/ doesn't have IDs.
>>528790342*Knocks you off the log in server so i can get in first*
>>528791009the only reason ultislop exists is for raiders to jerk themselves off about how cool they are for beating hard content no one cares about, so if it's easy they can't do that and it serves no purpose
>>528791070All built for my lalaboy
>>528791070Need all of this to happen to my male character
every time i login to do oc my will evaporates into vapor and I think about doing more void stranger
>>528790326>play dps in OC >die in two raid wides…..
>play healer in OC>zero interesting healing mechanics>group disbands after the CE>no one sexpests me femlalaTank it is then!
It's finally Fiddie Fwednesday...post fiddies
>>528791009it just doesn't have a mechanic that feels like *the* mechanic of the fight, there's no story to it, it just feels like something the dev team ground out just to put something out
>>528790728Is this supposed to be a bad thing
>>528790995ah it's just you were making stupid and pathetic excuses so I figured a comparison would help :)
>>528787771>>528787884>>528790590Rape
>>528789131Impregnation
>>528791070I do these except for the 2nd and 6th to lolis
>>528791169why is her fucking spine like that?
I demand my queue to pop NOW!!!
>>528788310Mostly the second one, because the job of those consultants is to tell the boomers in charge what the expectations of the audience are now and they have blatantly altered that into "spread propaganda for a dying political movement mostly consisting of cat ladies and aging hipsters".
>>528791026Catboys are and have always been the true sexpests of XIV because they were the original pretty boys and they can get away with it
>>528791151there are a select few people who have access to IDs for some reason
>>528791083>what the fuck do you mean we HAVE to take a BRD or DNC in every comp (we do this anyway)>this is bullshit, terrible design
>>528791169Power word: BONEITUS
>>528791026kates hiding and is incensed the chuds hate her diverse game.
>>528791240Cannoneer or Berzerker on Tank seems to be the least brainrot way to play solo
>yeah we are currently working YoshiP to death by forcing him to work on FF16, FFT, more unknown projects and FFXIV at the same time but we expect this exploitation to have its benefits for XIV later down the line
What did he mean by this?
>>528791026The vast majority of posters here are incapable of not replying to bait, ensuring that these threads are constantly bombarded by retards seeking attention by posting the most low effort bait imaginable
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>queue pops after 35 minutes
>one dps doesn't accept
>get booted back to queue, half of the people for it get ripped away for presumably another run of CT for their ally raid roulette
fweeehhhhh
My moonies sitting on her balcony with no pants on surrounded by plants :3
>>528791083You're missing the point. Their whining made the game worse for everyone. The solution is to make the game wacky and unbalanced again. That will upset the raiders, but will make the other 90% of casuals happier.
>>528791312FINALLY someone else recognizes it.
>>528791240>play dps in OC >die in two raid widesI only play Reaper and I have never ever died in Occult Crescent.
>>528791354The Japanese love to kill their employees before the age of 60 by overworking
>>528790553>forcing people to only play jobs with massive self-sustain (warrior)GNB and PLD can easily solo queue in CEs as long as you aren't main tanking. Hell DRK can probably get away with it too but you can't get hit by anything unavoidable
>>528791169nice bulge, maam
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the Proxy dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two was staggering - Proxy was a statuesque warrior, his alabaster skin glistening with sweat and his muscles rippling and flexing as he used his immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. his cock, a massive, throbbing alabaster pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Proxy's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Proxy's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, alabaster cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Proxy smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. He thrust especially roughly, his heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
>>528790553>maybe yoshipiss could've reconsidered adding a raidwide to every fucking CE forcing people to only play jobs with massive self-sustain (warrior)>what yoshi was thinking: oh yes if i do this then people will be more inclined to play healers and heal the party more so that DPS can damage harder, the healers will have a purpose and the tanks can just grab aggro>the nefarious western cheese eating rat faced fuck: will literally do ANYTHING than play a healer, I know I will pick a tank and let the overall DPS of a group suffer by playing RED tank (its damage is still shit) while pulling my hog at my minimum DPS and gloat about it on online fourms. I will literally drink hot goat piss and take it up the ass from a flame atronach than play a healer and use healing GCDs
>>528791398my moonie also sheds all clothes when its not weapon of light time.
>>528788418Honestly, I assumed it was GT malding at anyone heterosexual, Kanchelle malding that he can't sodomize a catboy, or Macchi doing it for the lulz.
>>528791392QUEUE COPIED FACTORY INSTEAD
WE MUST MAKE CRYSTAL PLAY
COPIED
FACTORY
>>528791026Majority of posters are incels or pedophiles that need to get mental help.
>>528791240Do you wanna team up with me? Ill pest your femlala between CEs
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>>528791528im trying to get the arms for a glam im making...
>>528791250>Sounds like the devs made slop that barely 3% of the population will doWOW
>>528791504What kinda plant?
>>528787884BLANKSENSEI IS BACK
NICE BLANK SENSEI!
>>528791528Why copied factory...
>>528791462I've said it before, most likely you're the person I've seen saying it recently which is why I feel revitalized saying it. If you hang around normie circles at any point you'll quickly find a sociopathic pretty boy catboy who has caused untold heartbreak while being a sexpest that gets away with it all the time.
Can we pretend to like roes this thread
>>528791240Play melee DPS and bring Ranger
>>528791605Oh...
I'll hard queue Jeuno for you then.
>>528791249Do i recognize this fiddie? do you start with S?
>>528790616>she doesn't have a WFH job and progs on company timeEl Em Ah Oh!
>>528791626thirsty little flower
>>528791580break through limits!
>>528791278the vast majority of people in the world have to work for a living and are thus incapable of playing video games during the times that they are working
WoW being full of neets that can raid all day long is not a measure of quality for either game but simply an indicator of the type of person the game attracts
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>>528791521>GT malding at anyone heterosexualTake your medications.
*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the Proxy dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two was staggering - Proxy was a statuesque warrior, his alabaster skin glistening with sweat and his muscles rippling and flexing as he used his immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. his cock, a massive, throbbing alabaster pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*
*In contrast, Shara felt small, weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Proxy's virile, hyper-masculine form.*
*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Proxy's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*
— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, alabaster cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?
*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*
*Proxy smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. He thrust especially roughly, his heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*
>>528791312>Catboys are and have always been the true sexpests of XIVTrue except all the worst catboy sexpests fanta'd to miera once they came out
>>528791528>Right as i logI would've queued for it but i got stuff to do.
>>528791489Hah i do kinda see it, but the shorts are red!
You're supposed to play OC in a group. How is that not apparent to you all? Literally type LFG CE and you'll be in a group the entire duration of the instance.
>>528791605>>528791676>>528791392Asking my friends to queue is this on Crystal?
>>528791735sounds like a lot of cope for a shit game
do you at least get paid or are you just desperate to cling to this
>>528789737What does your moonie look like...
>>528791240>>play dps in OC >>die in two raid widessounds like caster problems to me
I've played MNK SAM and DRG and not died once to anything other than being retarded and standing in AoEs
>>528791824There's still a LOT of awful catboys
>>528791829Do you like malera islanders?
>>528791026Why do you mongoloids feel this incessant need to make shit up with every post. Are you just absolutely obsessed with lying?
>>528791829Gosh you are like my second favorite middie
>>528788628>Woke game crashes>"It'S cApItAlIsM aCtUaLlY"Every time.
>Earn all your money from 14
>Should be reinvest some of it to make sure the game keeps being successful?
>Nah fuck it, lets make another NFT game
>>528791857I hate how I can't /busy in OC and have to manually decline people's fucking party invites.
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>>528791026The devs should make combos one button to add more space for other class mechanics
>>528791824>True except all the worst catboy sexpests fanta'd to miera once they came outI like how miera are the universal scapegoat for everything bad.
>>528791902>cucked by mioh>cucked by tina>cucked by zolzayaa>cucked by Gabe>cucked by proxy>cucked by jean>cucked by zoe>cucked by jeb>cucked by t'owaWho will he be cucked by next?
>>528791151there are IDs to every post, Mods have them for example (this is how they are able to permaban or give people longer bans for repeated bullshit). There are mods that play this game. put two and two together.
>>528788624Smol moonie is perfect for being fingered against a wall and against her wishes.
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>>528791670I don't have to pretend. I think I make my desire for them very clear.
>>528790590at least you don't have to work on an airport ramp like my femlala......
>>528791902My catboy is one of those awful catboys :3c
>>528789210Before this thread I thought schizos aren't real
>>528792003They're not /xivg/ so I won't ask them to join your PF
>>528791868oh, you're just shitposting
my mistake, I thought you actually had some interest in a conversation
>>528792064built for fiddies
>>528791070My femra is like this.
>cucked by mioh>cucked by tina>cucked by zolzayaa>cucked by Gabe>cucked by proxy>cucked by jean>cucked by zoe>cucked by jeb>cucked by t'owaWho will he be cucked by next?
>>528791902
>>528792106ok im just gonna queue on crystal then
>>528792148that hroth is unfortunately very gay and loves his other hroth bros
>>528791312and the worst ones of them all use face 2
>>528791151>>528792051Somehow I don't believe that Vauthry is a schizo. I can be proven wrong.
>>528792064YOUR FUCKING SLACKING.
POST A SEAL VIDEO YOU HORNED APE
I think i found my biofem wife bros, how do I not fuck it up
>>528792148I only love MEN.
>>528792152If you are a MALE(male) roe then yes :3
>>528792153If this is LA, you're probably my favorite
>>528789737Not gonna work, he talks like a tiktok addicted hipster faggot LARPing as a hood hooligan constantly, the illusion of femra is immediately dispelled. Also unironically he has 80 IQ at most.
>over 30 jobs in the game
>still only 20 glamour plates
>in a game where people care A LOT about glamour and outfits
Dude spaghetti code lmao. Game would literally explode if gave player more slots for preset outfits.
>>528791506>the nefarious western cheese eating rat faced fuck: will literally do ANYTHING than play a healer, I know I will pick a tank and let the overall DPS of a group suffer by playing RED tank (its damage is still shit) while pulling my hog at my minimum DPS and gloat about it on online fourms. I will literally drink hot goat piss and take it up the ass from a flame atronach than play a healer and use healing GCDsYes, more people should be willing to play healer but that isn't the issue.
There ARE healers in OC, but if you run solo you will absolutely never be healed by any healer in the entire raid UNLESS you're running Phantom Berserker in which case every healer in the entire instance knows your exact health at all times.
>just join a group with healersYes, except random PUGs in OC leave after every CE and it just gets exhausting to "lfg" for every new CE pop so people... take matters into their own hands and play a high sustain class (see again: warrior)
>>528792110>interest in a conversation>w-wow is full of n-n-neets!>plays the game with a 24 hour gooner bench with 100 people around it at all timesWere you reeeeally interested in conversation?
Male hroth = consent for raping
>>528791026Only NEETs and the mentally ill expect people to whisper/DM them all the time.
Queue Frontlines on crystal
>>528792013Have you never seen Nyu's tweets lol
Or met Gabe??
I can't decide if I want to main DRG or VPR.
why are all the cutest lalaboys gay
>>528792378yes, the game would also explode if players could edit plates outside of inn rooms
>>528792214noooooo....
>>528792275can you change your preferences....?
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>>528792260I POSTED ONE EARLIER TODAY BUT I'LL POST ANOTHER ONE SO APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW..
https://x.com/MT_tamosyou/status/1937828379262435792
>>528792431Why is it always rape with you lot..
>>528790590>Became a kemonolala at last.What a clout chaser.
when 2.0 came out a lot of people laughed about the game being a WoW clone and over time, I thought the game became something more
but it turns out yoship stopped copying WoW and now the game has never been worse
>X.0 will save the game
gee where have i heard this one before
>>528791901I’m not exactly built for melee combat…
>>528789925What's good for the devs is not always good for the business. XIV does keep SE profitable. It wouldn't be wise to neglect it too much.
>>528792456>DRG or VPR.If DRG is ever part of the choice, always go with DRG.
>>528790590May my malera plap?
>>528792446Both are kind people and neither have ever been known for being a catboy or changed from a catboy to a miera at the time of miera release
>>528792064Built for my Roe
>A party member has withdrawn from the duty.
CC never pops
>>528791354Karoshi is mandatory.
>>528791757Uh oh malera meltie.
>>528792456DRG if you want to contribute to the raid
VPR if you are a nigger
>>528792446No, I don't really look at XIVG twitter, they're mostly disgusting coomer. But I did met Gabe, he was alright to me.
Bit racist of you to accuse the two brown Miera of being sexpests bro...
>>528792254Vauthry would be a janitor in this situation. Janitors dont see the IDs this would be more like an Unsundered Ascian.
male hroth were designed for long cuddles and smooches
>>528790590Maybe your femlala could distract herself from the heat by doing an ultimate
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>>528792319Fascinating, it sounds like you have experience being nyused before, care to explain? because I don’t seem understand.
>>528792640dragoons are aura farmers
>>528790352Ngl the first savage tier made me quit raiding entirely. While the difficulty spike was good and enjoyed the challenge, I didn't feel like PFing anymore and I have never been one for statics so that's it.
>>528792757logging in to stare at this femezen
>>528791026Sena Bryer's voice acting gets noticeably more excited when he's talking to underage looking women as Wuk (that pink Pelu girl especially), because like most transbians he's a groomer.
>>528792441Built for my moonie
>>528791026People on this general need to stop giving the obvious gooner bait posts attention and do the correct thing by reporting it. Not validate this general as an >>>/aco/ dumping ground.
>>528792796but did you actually get plapped by Nyu?
>>528792819First tier of dawntrail was incredibly easy though?
>>528792008Why even make people push the button then? Just have it be auto attack.
>>528791298taking huge Roe cock daily does that to anyone's spine
>>528790352>>all the raid trannies complained about Endwalker being too easy and there not being enough challenging different types of contentwhere the fuck are you seeing comments like that
DSR kicked people's asses when it first came out and TOP has the lowest ult clear rate by far
post your character's race/gender and then the types of in game race/genders they're into
for me (femraen), it's: malexaelas, catboys
>>528791026Faggots who larp as jannies ruin the thread
>of all the "feeta" barefoot trial boss mods there are none that make sense like asura or tsukuyomi who are already fucking barefoot
??
>>528792683>VPR if you are a niggerDawg... how did you know?
>>528792640I like the aesthetic of DRG but I'm not a fan of it's gameplay especially the two jumps that lock you in place
>>528793038I am
A maleroe
That's maleroe owned by sometimes hroth, highlander and catboy rented.
>>528792441Im not allowed to play PvP because I call people names that get me banned because I take completive games too seriously, also I got so mad i got heart palpitations and I have to think about not getting stressed and angry now.
>>528792917You tell me, you’re already keen to call me nyused
>>528791026Catgirls are the only attractive female race in this game and people will continue to create modbeast catgirl derivative i.e. dogoonies, glorpoonies, raccoonies etc. in pursuit of novelty and uniqueness.
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good MOOOOOORNING star resonance/anvil empires/code vein 2/korean mmo slop but it has a really good character creator WAITING ROOM!!!!
>>528790352>400 groupsIt's 400 clears.
>>528793038for me (malexaela), it's: moderately pretty female characters that are nice to me, play with me, and (optional) laugh at my jokes
>>528793115Go be a footfag somewhere else.
>>528791026Palaistra is a perfectly average map and whenever someone complains about it it turns out that they're an ebin with too much ego invested in CC who got humiliated there by one of the Casual CCers who does it for fun.
>game starts to show its age
>dev clearly needs to do something new story and content-wise to bring in new players
>tiny group of no-life raidfaggots screaming that they want all the content or they'll leave (they won't)
>dev folds to appease them and ups the difficulty for all content because they believe that harder equals better, since that's what the no-lifers told them over and over
>>528793270>Palaistra is a perfectly average mapPALAISTRA IS GOOD I JUST THINK THEY HEALTH POTS NEED TO BE SPACED OUT .
>>528793135High jump can be mitigated by using your normal jump at the same time (if you're moving in the air you just keep your momentum) and you have 20 seconds in your life windows to find a good time to use stardiver. It's not that big of a deal.
my femlala wants to play CoC again......
>>528791312Catboys who kept the faith (unlike me) and didn't Fanta to miera have my undying respect.
>>528793270the health pots complaint is valid though
this is all because the healer strike btw
>>528792675Are you playing ranked on Primal or Casual on a different DC? Casual on Crystal pops all the time.
>>528793219this only true of moonies, suncats love cats too much to offshoot it.
>>528793236Actually this is currently the Everdark Sovereign Darkdrift Knight waiting room thread.
>>528793038Femlala
Male characters that are cool except hrothgar (unless they were really cool)
>>528793204if that's at all accurate to how you actually are then yeah you should never touch FL ever, I don't even get mad at games normally and FL can get me a little heated
>>528792474Never ever, sorry sis..
>>528792674Holy meowly
>>528793038Hrothgar
Male Hrothgar, Roegadyn, Highlanders and malera
>promised a vacation expansion with a crash episode where the WoL would get to see the girls in bikinis and play volleyball and eat chilled watermelon
>we play chaperone to a mentally ill tranny cat with two dads the whole time
Why
>>528790352>filenameTruke.
>>528793038moonie female
I kinda like everything except Hroths and Malera, but I love face 4 femras the most.
>>528792757my malezen is thrilled to hear this
>>528793270the only problem with Paliastra is the 5 billion potions laying all over the damn place
>>528793270>they're an ebin with too much ego invested in CC who got humiliated there by one of the Casual CCers who does it for fun.like who
>>528793406> 20 seconds in your life windows to find a good time to use stardiverThat's just my personal issue I feel like I need to dump it immediately and end up always clipping
>>528793038for me (femlala) it's in tiers. I like all bigger males though...
>s tier: maleroe, malehroth, male highlander>a tier: malera, malezen>b tier: midlander, bunboy>c tier or less: whatever i forgot
I want my wol to fuck Krile so hard it's not even funny. And I want Alisaie to walk in and see that massive midlander cock balls deep in tight, hairy lala pussy mid-nut so that she breaks down crying realizing that she threw away her chance with him by being a standoffish little bitch and not a hot, wet little cum receptacle willing and eager to serve the man who saved the universe, like Krile.
My moonie had to put pants on.....
>>528793646lightly freckled tits like this pic are so hot, shame there's no mods for it... all the body freckle mods suck.
>>528793419Clash of Clans? Yeah my femlala used to play it too and she got a fully built TH10... but it's been years so it's probably crept like crazy now.
>>528793356>>dev clearly needs to do something new story and content-wise to bring in new playersthey are trying
however as satisfying as the end of Endwalker was, it was a bit silly for them to cleanly end all the major story arcs and leadup in one big zip and then start over
>>528793708no one is actually like that, he probably just took post-match griping as real meaningful complaints
>>528793038Sunnie+
Mostly male races, but not because I want to be "le good boywife", I actually want to fuck male characters in the ass and cum on their faces
>>528793646Guess you could say life's a beach. In all seriousness, I haven't gotten to dt yet but god the icelandic accents being considered canon for viera irks me.
>>528793038Maleraen...
I care way more the person behind the character and my synergy with them but female characters in general are always cute, I tend to find a lot of beauty in each individual one, I like them all desu.
>>528793038malelala
maleroe, highlanders, catboys.
>>528793830no she wants to play call of cthulhu...
>>528793831When it comes to races like malezen or catboys it's really really specific and rare for me to like them :3
>>528793038My malehroth likes other malehroths, maleroes, highlanders, and malera. Some middies and catboys too
>>528793946Oh...
tabletop is for nerds
>>528793038Miera
I don't care about what people play in-game
>>528787940I think it was just too much of a focus on wuk lamat which immediately followed the 6.x quests where wol did basically nothing of value and the other scions did everything
there's obviously a time and place for other characters to shine (like we've seen in the past with shit like thancred in shb) but I think the level 100 trial where wuk lamat breaks in to save the day and do 10 million damage per hit was a bit too in your face about it
I was going to post a sphene ball but I'm image rangebanned for some reason
>>528793491You do you but personally I think it's immature to hold someone's choice against them if they feel Miera fit them better or like them more for any reason. Disregard this entirely if they're someone who fanta'd to miera temporarily and then back and generally follow waves of popularity.
>>528793938Hmm
Maleraen post
>Criticize FFXIV
>They'll make a ton of excuses
>Actively try to lie to you
>Do anything to deny any and all wrongdoing by Square
>Criticize WoW
>Yeah it sucks here but my raid lead lets me come because I'm quirky with it
Why? Every other fandom is willing to accept sometimes their game has shortcomings.
>>528794141So how many are there now?
>>528793419>>528793946my moonie will play with you
>>528794203Did you just time travel here from a year ago bro
my sunnie is thinking if she should give a try to PoE 1
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I want the Pelupelu hat so bad... 3 more days I guess...
>>528794203Why are you here.
>>528793038Male xaela
Catgirls, femra, femlala
I'm basic like that
>>528792461all the straight ones fanta after the gay ones sexually harass them
>>528793270Wtf is this logic. Palaistra's issue is that it has way too many pots. The map layout itself is whatever but that's not what people complain about.
>>528793038femlala
femlalas and hrothgals
>>528793038femraen
femraen
if you know you know
>>528793038my femezen likes other femezen, femroes and hrothgals and sometimes femra
My malera sometimes wonders why bait posters make such retarded posts
Then my malera sees people replying to the retarded bait post and he understands
>>528793747DO YOU LIKE MALE ROES?
If you play a catboy or a viera I imagine them to have the e-boy/youtuber nonchalant accent.
If you play a malera I imagine them to have that weird deep european daddy accent
If you play Roe I imagine them to talk like Orks accent and all
If you play malezen I imagine them to talk in a french canadian accent
If you play Hrothgar I imagine them to talk like english butlers
If you play lalafell I imagine them to talk like oompa loompas
>>528793038>Femraen (male)>into: Femlala (any), hard sub Xaela goths, or any woman who loves meThat third option is so rare I consider it impossible to find.
its hard for me to reply to any kind of race+gender thing
I hate being a freak sometimes
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Thanks for hanging out with me. Now to find more trouble
Dawntrail is the best expansion, prove me wrong.
>waaah story/content/etc.
Okay, so you’re Zepla. Look at her channel. Her views go up whenever she criticizes the game. That means YOU’RE JUST HATING OUR GAME FOR ATTENTION. WE LIKE FFXIV. WE LIKE DAWNTRAIL. WE LIKE WUK.
No one ever likes suncats anymore . . .
>>528793038moonie, female
male elezen are my favourite, but female elezen are nice too. then catboys, male viera, and male midlanders i guess
>>528794561My Male Viera has a weird fucking Northern Minnesota accent unfortunately.
>>528791249my fwiddie will be entering a food coma, gn xivg
>>528794561>asian race is European Weird
>>528793270pala has a shit layout regardless of potions
speed strips in line of sight on checkpoints make it horrible dogshit to play anything with low range or player based aoes
>>528791506I'm a male character so no, I don't heal except for role quests.
>>528794203The simplest and most truest of TRVKES is...
People here as well as the players for this game attach their personal identity around their character, so when you criticize the game you're doing a "personal" attack on them.
>>528793038Femxaela
Mostly malera and malezen, I'm a big fan of the size difference and do want to be 'le good boywife' but would never actually admit that to a partner. The taller fem races like femezen or femroe can be cute too, but a lot of them are F+ which isn't what I'm looking for.
>>528794561>If you play a malera I imagine them to have that weird deep european daddy accentI'm just an american with little to no regional accent and a moderate deep voice but not like a tuba
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LMAO OH NONONONONO!!!!!
>>528791679>>528791249It does look like my fiddie...
>>528794670Could be worse...
t. face 4 snnie
>>528794551yeah, they're in my s-tier for a reason~
>>528794670put the dog ears on
>>528793038My Thighlander likes Fiddies, Femra, Femra, Fiera, Femezen, Femroe, Femhroth and Femqote
>>528793038> femxaela> into any good hunters and has big potential dad/mom energy.
my feena is gonna get pizza
then maybe queue cc...
>>528793038femlala and if I were to plap I would pick any of these
catboys malera elezen middie
femlala catgirls femra and maybe fiera (+ are good too)
I only see the others in a platonic way
>>528794798I'm gonna go to bismarck and start reporting fags with carrd links
>>528794798seems like a made up story.
>>528793038Male Elezen
I only like characters played by women IRL
>>528793708Anyone in the CC circles knows exactly which ebin melts down when he gets smoked.
>>528793038Femrava
Fiddies and Femraen
>>528794403How do you only have 250 comms? Did you create your character 2 months ago?
>>528794735aint no Asian in the world that isnt on hormones or has european blood built like a malera. they are European chad built.
>>528794798You can get reported for that?
Too many bad bitches here.
>Moon
Is casual content for a small section of players. Being a focused crafter or gatherer gives you almost nothing to do as it is because you can't make shit for money with either outside of expansion launch or savage patch morning when you can log in at like 2am to sell melded sets. (And money has almost no use anyways)
>alliance
You get to do it once a week. That's not fucking content.
>MSQ
One and done.
>OC
Took a year to get.
>>528794948I don't say "o/" at the beginning of duties :(
>>528794918>throwing shit at the wall in hopes that it sticks
>>528793038for me (female sunnie), it is: female sunnies(+), female moonies(+), female xaelas(+), female raen(+)
good mornyan
I ordered the last FF card I'm missing this mornyan
>>528793038my sunnie-
likes
femra+ both flavours and sunnies+/male
>>528795014shes such a cutiepie you did good with her
>>528793038femezen
femezen, fiera, fiddie, thighlander, femroe, some femra
>>528794798It’s almost impossible to get a 10 day on your first suspension, so this guy had to have been in trouble already
>>528794912you can get clapped if you have links that lead to porn if anyone actually cares enough to report you.
>>528794965Malera are Mongol-coded Azimborean STVDBVLLS
>>528794753>boywifehey...
>>528793216NTA but you told me you don't ERP and I believe you
>>528795014Which is your favorite?
>>528795078how are you handling this heat pretty kitty?
>>528794697> My Male Viera has a weird fucking Northern Minnesota accent unfortunately.Oh yah?
Nah, I'm good. I really disliked EW, their shit ass writing and asspulls, I disliked all the post EW story content, and I heavily dislike dawntrail.
By the time 8.0 comes out, that'll be like 4-5 years of shit content that was actively getting worse as time went on. I don't trust Yoshi knows what hes doing anymore, I hate the current writing being done, I hate how bland/homogenized job design has become to cater to droolers at the expense of literally everyone else and overall lack of job identity.
On top of all that, there is NO way SE is suddenly having a change of heart and putting the money the game earns back into the game, they refuse to do it, its funding all their remakes, slop mobile games, and other total blunders AND they refuse to put Yoshi on a single project, so even if he wasn't a shell of his former self, I doubt he'll pull off anything I'd want to come back to.
8.0 is not going to make up for a near half decade of misses for me. I ain't giving SE anymore money.
>xiv friend got mad at me because I made fun of MHA and how the creator decanonized deku ending up with ochako
How have you made your friends mad /xivg/?
>>528793038fiddie
malezen highlander
femezen fiddie femra
>>528795167the russians were mingling with the mongols anon, russians are european.
>>528793830no, corruption of champions
she has a save she's been playing since 2021
>>528795280The Lion will see about that
>>528795280>catboythat goes without saying
>>528793038femezen
miqo'te (either gender), roegadyn (either gender), thighlanders
>get a guy who says hes gonna tribute me
>send the picture
>oh yeah im gonna go tribute this RIGHT NOW
>never hear from them again
look out sisters... there are sharks in the waters...
>>528794712Gn , hope the food was delicious.
>>528793038i dont really do erp but i think a male highlander or roegadyn would make a good couple with my femezen
i just really like big guys
>Palaistra is a perfectly average map and whenever someone complains about it it turns out that they're an ebin with too much ego invested in CC who got humiliated there by one of the Casual CCers who does it for fun.
>>528795273this post is SO stupid but it made me laugh so much more than normal
>>528794989It was likely the content on the carrd itself that was considered banworthy
>>528795391This happened to my femlala too...
>>528795273this is so fucking funny
>>528788545femlala
not too picky besides one male race but a stronger preference for femra and femalas.
>>528795273I thought this was a jesterlala because of the hat in the thumbnail looked like a jesters cap. I still laughed clicking to expand it and see a midwestener coded lalafell
>>528795421smn would be more accurate since blm gets cucked a bit by los near potions
legit have never once seen a nu smn do poorly on pala
>>528794203>There arent WoW fanatics who defend it from all criticism too
>nobody would ever accept an Oklahoma Femlala's heart
>>528795041Still waiting for a good post to be made with this image.
>>528795391do you want to be tribed? I'll trib you and I might even include audio if you're nice, but I won't post it here
>>528795503Sis... you replied to the wrong thing...
>>528795296See you tomorrow!
>>528793946https://youtu.be/Q0PnnRSACsk?feature=shared
>>528795421My 2 ton WIFE says this
>>528793038Malezen, and any female race as long as you're cute, with a bit less preference for hrothgals and femlalas that can be overcome by sufficient charisma. I'm more about lewd personalities than lewd physicalities.
>>528795613delusional poster
>>528795250staying inside and nyever leaving the house
>>528795613I would. Since she's from Oklahoma she's probably dumb enough to let me bang her.
>>528795576SMN surpassed MCH as the most brain off class imo, it just does everything and asks very little of the user. It was always retard proof but it got even stronger in DT.
>>528795234My bad then, thought you were the other anon.
>WoW refugee
I've only ever met WoW rejects who weren't good enough to play WoW so they went to the casual game and started humping Squares leg like no tomorrow. There are very few genuinely good WoW players who moved and I assume they didn't stick around long.
When these guys went to FFXIV the average skill level of WoW went up and the skill level of FFXIV lowered.
>>528795391Me femra was fooled like that too...
>>528795646aaaaaa please forgive me anon
okay so basically ultimates aren't content because nobody does them and savages are too hard so they're also not content, but dungeons are too easy so they're also not content, alliance raids are once a week so they're also not content, forays are too grindy and you can die in them so they're not content, i don't like deep dungeons so they're not content, extremes require watching video guides so they're also not content, criterion also isn't content because they don't have rewards and i buy the variant items off the mb with my solo fc sub money anyway, fates are also not content because they're boring, i also don't gather or fish because what's the point so that's not content, i automate my crafting so that's also not content, oh and btw i stay subbed all year round and post here all day about how this game has no content because posting here IS content!!! YES, there we have it folks. we. love. this.
>>528795421yes, is good map
>>528795702Hotdick doesn't play BLM.
>>528794989Only if the carrd is basically filled with porn, since you're basically linking porn in chat. Thats why people use /c/ in their search info to indicate F-list rather than directly linking it for plausible deniability.
>>528795597Malera, xaela to be exact
>>528795597malera though currently fanta'd to malezen, will fanta back at some point
>>528795613>oklahoma mentionedyou better not be in the boonies.
>>528795613oklahoma femlala to meet with an only moderately long drive and impreg
>>528789594You forgot one of the major issues is no anti cheat
>>528793038fiddie
all races except lalas
pref midlanders (hydaelyn approved EB one day...)
>>528795702Erm you mean my wife?!
>>528792441I wish I could but I'm at work.
>>528794842I AM A MALE ROE
Wait
You can actually play this game? Like fighting monsters and stuff?
>>528795760>sees long text>we love this at the endtake your meds macchi
>>528795757You are forgiven.
>>528788797Now this is the good stuff
Got any more?
>>528793038femra
femra
very original, I know
can someone post the big roegadyn C___ video?
>>528795832brother your entire state is the boonies
What's the point of having your director work on multiple different projects while the main one burns and whimpers?
If you wanna keep an MMO alive you need a team that's there 24/7 only working on an mmo and ocasionally getting to see what other teams do to steal their ideas.
>>528795748RWF Team had to cheat on old content to beat it during the exodus.
It's all different strokes for different folks, especially now that wow is adding official one button rotation support
>>528795915"fighting" monsters is a big stretch
>>528795859yes exactly like that
>>528795331The creator by the end had gone full woke and hated Deku for being the protagonist. One of the most disgusting downturns for a manga I was initially enthusiastic about ever.
>>528795613I hate Sooners
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>>528795895uhm... y-yes you are! Wow, you're loud, haha...
I can climb you later, like a mountain, okay?
What would be an S pull of a moonie from this general?
>>528795930{Thank you.}...
>>528795732at least when youre stuck inside all day we get to see you around! would hate to go too long without seeing you
>>528795045Must be a crystal DC thing because I never say anything on Aether either and I still get comms
>Wow has a culture of playing the video game
>FFXIV has a culture of standing around engaging in drama and ERP
>>528796107The one I want to marry
>>528795702You mean my lodestone wife?
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>>528795981even if yoship personally spent all his time on xiv that wouldn't change anything because they don't have a budget to do anything more with
>>528795981Watching this guy get humbled was hilarious
>>528795743yeah
biggest hopes I have for nerfs are to make mountain buster 8k damage like primal rend is and to make aegis a 30s cd
>>528795421Even though I don't know DRG or MNK very well, they're basically I win buttons if you're going into a full thread queue with them on Palaistra because everyone always picks ranged or healers for that map and has no idea how to deal with an aggressive melee who knows how to line of sight ranged players and annoy the hell out of them. You can still get out-played, but it's very rare and few of the ranged jobs can carry 2+ anchors.
>>528793038malera
catgirls SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>528795748TRVKE. WoWchuds cleared everything this game had to offer in 1-2 year timespan.
>>528795981Well I don't know about you but the fact that it seems like FFXIV is becoming heavily more reliant on addons while WoW is removing their addon support and implementing in-game tools to help you learn fights sound a heck lot better than 14. The one button let's you enjoy the game more and soak in the visuals instead of glances at your hotbar every few seconds.
>>528796101RC if you keep getting us worked up like this you're going to have to answer for it
>>528796053At least it's not rent a girlfriend... haha...
>>528795643YES
burner discord?
>>528791026FF14 player should want WoW to be good and WoW players should want FF14 to be good. MMOs do better when the top games push each other to compete, and the current state of 14 is a reflection of the stagnation in the genre as a whole.
>>528796184Which one is that then
>>528795421Is it my malezen?
>>528795576God I love Summoner in Palaistra but it always feels to me like BLM can go hard a little longer even if Mountain Buster slaps so fucking good.
>>528796263RC is a purewife
>>528796182you're misunderstanding
WoW has ERP too
FFXIV has modbeast goonsex Nightlife animation plaps at the 'ooner 'ench
>>528795748>When one of the echo guys dressed his lala as Luigi and spent 7hrs+ per day doing jump puzzlesB-based...
>>528793038I am a catboy that's into:
trans femlalas, trans fiddies, trans femra, trans highlanders, trans femezen, trans femroes, trans hrothgals, trans catgirls, trans fiera
>>528796268I would never read that shit to begin with.
>>528796395god i love modbeast goonsex nightlife animation plaps
>Based animes
-Hinata bags Naruto
-Ichigo bags orihime and Renji bags Rukia
-Joeseph bags Suzi Q
>non based animes
-em actually I hate the main character and he needs to suffer by not getting the main heart throb, i am very smart and am a deep thinker that subverse the meanings of love and life. man was made to suffer and even in escapism i will remind you that!
-Joesph cheating on Suzi Q
bhawhahahah this femlala asked me to tribute her HAAHAHAHAH AA LOL
>>528796236>heck>The one button let's you enjoy the game more and soak in the visuals instead of glances at your hotbar every few seconds.Actually got me there lmao, continue with the ragebait
>>528795235You, of course.
>>528793038femra
whatever race of the player that I happen to enjoy spending time with. this happens to mostly be middies and femlalas
>>528793038Femraen
All male races, most female ones.
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welp time to listen to the same song and queue up CC endlessly
>>528796270let me make one I suppose, I don't usually do this....
new player here, is latency really important for endgame? because it seems i will have to play with 200ms
>>528795745No my only post to you was the one starting with NTA, it's hard to imagine you as a plapper after talking with you for a bit.
>>528795981>What's the point of having your director work on multiple different projects while the main one burns and whimpers?Saving money
>>528796313smn just does blm's job but better because it has more in its kit and the bulk of its damage isn't restricted by cast times
blm isn't bad but smn is a cut above pretty much every other job bar actual freak shit like healers
>>528795832I'm from Elgin.........
he tributed me AND my name was written on it...
and then he slapped and rolled his cock around in the puddle...
>>528796637EUfags should not be allowed to play on NA
>>528796545hmmm...
Femoid post, I bet you ship Inuyasha with Kikyo
>>528796562You act like people don't have an addon for one button rotation in ff14. The simple fact is ff14 players are worse than WoW players.
>be me
>coom multiple times a day
>want to tribute femlala pics
>scared of getting laughed at for my 'output'
Goonerbros...it's not looking so good
>Yeah! In one expansion they will add RPG mechanics to every part of the game that they slowly removed over the years to create actual gameplay instead of brute forcing sterile and boring meaningless pieces of side content to keep people's attention!
>In 8.0 they will finally combine every piece of segmented side content into the main game so there is a cohesive character and job progression across the board instead of the disconnected progression we have now
>8.0 will totally make Naoki Yoshida stop intentionally cutting parts out of the game to save money
you're retarded
>>528796541I'm gonna find out which moonie it is and marry her first >:)
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>>528796160Anon... I.... I'm on dynamis and I mostly queue for stuff here because too lazy to travel. But what you said makes sense, I think.
>>528795915I find it hard to believe some people still didn't do Eureka. This game is really fun if you set goals and take your time to grind.
t. Optical Hat and Scorpion Harness owner :3
>>528794918I only melt when I get a retard on my team who doesn't have recuperate bound or is intentionally throwing
>>528796597What song today bro
>>528791026Most femezen are ugly as shit, the only people truly obsessed with them are transbians and sexpests.
ty to anyone that queued for jeuno, i did not get the piece i needed so i will try again tomorrow
>>528796583This bitch is probably the worst ebin of 2025
He tributed me to summon his actual 3000ATK, 2500DEF light dragon wife...
>>528796182>Playing the video game You mean watching the girlboss or inclusive gendered individual of the month do everything important while your character collects boar asses? The only XIV expansion to even look at that kind of storytelling was DT and it's deleted a decade of goodwill from the fans.
>>528796619okok
its an irl pic...
>>528796736I'll probably call them cute and /pet them if I see them around
>>528796864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqPTwmCp88g ouob
I'm glad that I couldn't be the worst poster in this general even if I tried my hardest
>>528796790Now it makes sense. Your character is just ugly. Skill issue.
>>528796597this is me but instead of a song it's an album
>>528793038Male midlander
Fiera, femqotes, femlalas, femras
>>528796738Kikyos gone but her spirit lives on in Kagome, Inuyasha is mature enough in the end to get with Kagome instead of chasing a sprit.
>>528796920it's gonna have balls in it, isn't it
>>528796637not super important, you may get clipped by aoes every so often that you felt you were out of but there aren't any lightning speed mechanics that REQUIRE low ping. just be faster (tm)
if you're on pc you have options for lowering your ping on abilities
>>528796712i'm from argentina tho
please?
imagine tributing to sunana lmfao
>>528796890my femlala is a level 5 0/0 earth token
>>528796786Hogtying you so you can’t
>>528791026Every single person who answered to this is retarded.Yes it includes me.
>>528796957Looks gay as fuck LMAO I'm going to queue up and stomp you for being gay.
>>528797023yeah but im hot i promise
guys I'm stilling cooking my pizza I can't queue cc yet
>>528796920aanon9730
don't send me anything right away, I don't want to see anything until I'm ready later on
>>528796987Sometimes I do that but I focus better when I endlessly loop one heh. I do try to switch it up every hour tho
>>528797071Too late! I'm already all greased up and will slip these ropes off easily
Shadowbringers had:
>Hildbrand content cut
>Deep Dungeon cut
>Bozja's story being left completely unfinished and finishing in a written note
>Half-Assed Crafting Zone with the restoration, that didn't receive big updates
And people weren't shitting on the game with all these cuts left and right because the story was good.
>>528797090Wanna hold hands?
>>528796890uhhhh those stats require two tributes (they liked the other tribute more, you were just fodder special summonable material)
>>528796886Lol. I'm not, but keep telling yourself that.
>>528797050Why are you specifically singling me out?
*taps 2 Black Mana*
*imagines it*
*manifests it*
Femlala DOKO
FOR ME FEMRA
>>528796783It doesnt have to be all or nothing to be a success though
>>528793038Fiddie
Rava+, Roe+, moonie and sunnie+, and femra+
my catboy is cuntcrushing
https://youtu.be/oBudUVu5j1g?si=yrYjI6t-oJOb8m4J
>>528796263Whomst? Why can't any other femlalas like bigger Biggers? Is it such a crime? Haha...
>>528793038femezen, and i dont really have a preference - the person's personality can actually really make up for if they have a character i think is just okay, a hot character only gets you so far...
>>528797245Can you post your irl gock
>>528797258Stop making me think about it...
>>528797276I really thought it was going to be some cunty girlboss song but I was wrong.
>>528797121nta but may I see
>>528797292Can you stop being creepy?
>>528796668As someone who plays both regularly I strongly disagree, Summoner is much more bound to its cooldowns despite having a really satisfying burst. Summoner does better in the ideal situation one generates when theory crafting, but when it comes to being clutch when it counts...always bet on Black.
>>528792818True.
>>528793135I mean, I get it. But 'Goon.
>>528796886Whos your pick for best so far
any femlalas want a video of me sloppily fucking my onahole with my ipad with their picture on top of it?
>>528796218Honestly afraid to look up SMN's damage numbers but they must be pretty high if every SMN ever is dealing a minimum of 1m damage every game.
>>528796053I was massively into My Hero when it was new and was begging people to give it a read before the anime hit, then the manga turned from being about all the cool characters we met early on into being about Endevour and all his angst, I got so sick of all the Endy and Hawks chapters that I dropped it around the time the big war started when I realized all the Class A kids I liked were getting zero screentime ever. RIP Froppy and Sero you could've had it all. At least Twice and Toga were good through the whole thing.
>>528796890Sis...I'd run Monster Reborn just to put you back on the field where you belong...
>>528791026Healer's healing skills in CC should cost MP. Same with Cover.
>>528788918NTA but I literally just had a week with an anon from here IRL and it was easily one of the best weeks of my life
It does happen but it wont "just happen"
>>528797448Probably Arando Puppy
FFXIV is the 4channiest game of all time. The devs most certainly read this thread, which is why they think there’s nothing wrong with the game. They also love plapping and gooning, which is why they don’t need to add midcore content. And the new cosmetics and emotes are just like our mods. So of course they like fishras. COKEY COLA! WAHOO!
>>528797459this post stinks of doritos and smegma
>>528797176TRVTHest of Trvths
all it takes is a good story
ARR dogshit story-gets shit on
HW good stroy- get praised even with its bad content
SB dogshit story- gets shit on even when its content was some of the best in the history in the game (if you didnt play WHM)
Shb great story- it gets praised as much as HW if not more
EW mid story- is held with mixed regard
DW dog shit story- is being dragged right now
>>528796545Joseph was raped, dude, Josuke's mom got him blackout drunk thinking she was his wife.
>>528797508Hmmm not who I'd pick but you do you
>>528797527rape and wifes all femras in this pic
I will be posting my malera next thread. You have been warned.
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>>528788624Wait… I didn’t post that…
>>528797287oh sorry, I didn't know so many femlalas were like that... you can climb me then
>>528797621Who's your pick friend?
>>528797564>SB dogshit story- gets shit on even when its content was some of the best in the history in the game (if you didnt play WHM)Fucking this, SB was so fun to actually play that I always defend it.
Tributes?
You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves.
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>>528797527Everysingle one of these femra is the reason I find the race/gender insufferable its actually impressive and comical that the guy who took this pic unintentionally rounded them up to do that.
>>528797663Is he handsome?
>>528796783Clearly they can because FF14 Mobile does a way better job with every qol people asked for.
They just need to take advantage of chinks and their unholy work ethics to survive.
>>528797663And I will type up a disgusting sexpesting reply when you do
my fiddie middie is like this
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me and who (IN ffxiv)
>>528794907Gathering the troops and heading over to join you sir.
>>528797487are you both GAMs
>>528797687Are you're pussy lips charcoal black or are they pink
>>528797567real offer btw
>>528797459Is this real???
>>528797176I shat on SHB but I was a trendsetter. I saw the writing on the wall. People back then had lower standards, but now we are seeing a total lack of innovation and complete complacency after their success.
>>528797515My moonie has one of those.
>>528797696None really stand out on there own so far but I think I'll go with either that dark grey heterochromia moonie or the twin tailed moonie
Played for ~2 months.
I had a fun time with my FC, and became even more degenerate with mods, which is a ton of fun.
But man, i don't feel god staying subbed for the time being when i am playing through Stellar Blade, Wukong, Nioh 2, Lies of P, and various patched games.
I enjoyed paying with friends, but the content matter just had a horrible after taste on recollection. I got my Blackjack finally, among other older mounts from content. But like, with how FUCKED Tower felt to actually try to play, it creates a bad impression. Which is sad, cuz those fights in there are fucking amazing.
>>528797939i hope you have lots of fun imagining it then
>>528797883It's never real sis...
>>528797868dark purple with the insides being a light lavender.
>>528797717Actual truthnuke. I've met a few people here who I thought had super attractive characters and seemed at first glance to be interesting. But talking to them was like talking to a wall.
Pan Miyumi just flew over my house
Feels like this thread took a wild turn in the bried period I was gaming..
>>528797276good taste, anon
flirting with catgirls by wearing revealing outfits around them
>>528798098how do you mean, bro?
>>528797856They are (very grown in fact, the height difference had me squealing because I came up to their chest)
Im just a lanky, goofy tranny but I couldn't be happier so you telling me "so yes" really ain't gonna faze me
>>528797743Fake femlala post
>>528797717couldn't be me!
>>528798080heh. joke's on you, i recently swerved someone by being extra autistic and obtuse to shake their affections off.
>>528797438smn's cooldowns are low to the point it can usually just rotate them, it has much more effective aoe damage than blm does outside of blm spamming flare + wreath of fire in lb
mountain buster is a 0 telegraph aoe stun that deals 12k damage
I'd complain about its lb being 30k aoe burst as well but it's basically just a guard check since it's reactable, probably very slightly better than drg lb
>>528797868Are you are lol
>>528798060Heyyy NO you have NOTHING to back this claim up
louisoix
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Smol Kot
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I will forcefully finger everyone who is smaller than me, then tie them up naked. Starting with this kot.
>>528797990Unsub then sub again in 3 or 4 months. Think it's the healthiest way to enjoy ffxiv.
>>528791026Femlalas are objectively ugly. However, anons that are into them aren't necessarily pedos. The truth is, femlala players are the only players that bother acting dainty and feminine. Sorry, your catgirl that says nigger and tranny and faggot and broadly chudposts does NOT pass as a female character.
What should my femra eat for her work lunch break...? I'm really indecisive...
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>>528796101YA I'LL BE MOUNT ROE AND YOU CAN BE LIKE, DANIEL BOONE OR SOMETHING
>>528793796I want them to swap places, you l*l*s had your chances and you blew it for 2, maybe 3 years
>>528798152All the tributing talk bro it's freaking me out..
>>528798223I didn't have my glasses on ok.. it's hard to see what I'm typin' without them on :c
>>528798210That in of itself is unattractive behavior that solidifies my position. My ideal partner is honest to a fault.
My WoL after someone uses blota on her in PvP
>>528798294You should eat cup noodles sis...
>>528798350It's ok bro I forgive you *pets you are horn*
I'm afraid of joining a practice party, it's never been more 'it's so over' for me
What do you think will happen to all the gooners here in 10 years or when FF14 dies for real?
>>528798439I don't have any... can you make it for me...?
Well it'd be pretty hard for 8.0 to launch in a shittier state than 7.0. What a fucking disaster it was at launch, the first time I've ever felt the game was actually bad overall instead of just in a kind of a down patch.
Daily reminder that feet fetish is cuckold adjacent.
>>528798259You know I could save this image right now and just reply using it on any post right?
>>528798357i think i would find you insanely fucking attractive if you were like 5-15% more retarded
Please stop feeding femras bread
If you must feed them, use options better for their diet like rice, chopped lettuce, and mealworms.
>>528798404huh. like in a robot way, you want them to be only honest, all the time, forever, with no ability to act as a mature and discerning adult? you're just gonna tell kids santa isn't real and shit? kinda messed up really.
>>528798471Half of them are likely already in VRChat you should check out streams and stuff it's literally 100% the same shit. Sizebeasting and all.
>>528798290also throw in that femra try to act like women but instead act like the negative caricatures of a woman and this trvth take becomes white hot.
>>528798494I only have one so we'll have to share...
>>528797717>have some chemistry with someone i started talking to>conversation frequency peters out>realized i was the one always initiating>ease off in case i was being overbearing and making them uncomfortable>we haven't spoken in months
>>528798290>The truth is, femlala players are the only players that bother acting dainty and feminineNot entirely true, but also, it's a very tiny fraction of femlalas who act like that
A lot are the most boring posters and lamest friends itt are femlalas
>>5287985352 bad I'm 2 smart
need a tranny to spit on it
>>528798080>But talking to them was like talking to a wallMe with literally every single S-tier ebin, Effy, Val, Appal
hmm today i think i will queue for alliance raid roulette
>clueless
>>528798468Rob Chidori
famous femlala
>>528798357soles and balls please..?
>>528798095busy day today I'll see you around for videogames later
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>>528793038femra
midlanders, miera, highlanders, malezen.
simple as
>>528789594EO is the best deep dungeon, POTD and HOH are both dogshit.
So are you, probably.
I wish one of the many femlalas I have added on discord would ask me to trib them
>>528798357MM makes my dick hard
>>528798558Only on /xivg/ can someone turn "I want an honest partner" into a hyperbole of negativity. Not replying after this.
>>528798626*spits on you* I prefere to do that.
>>528798602That doesn't seem like a lot of food for two people but I guess that's fine...
>>528797990puking_horse.png
I want a femlala thread crush any good ideas
>>528798702Just DM me. I don't know who the trib poster is...
>>528793038female raen
catboys catgirls
>>528798718i still like that
>>528798357>says nyo>shows soles anywayI will now cum on your feet
>>528798626*farts on your face* uwu
>>528797737Some have called him that, others have revolted.
>>528798702>would ask me to trib themWhy the fuck would they do that unprompted?
The summer event should include a drinking emote with a tropical drink. We have toast with a big mug, we have drinking tea, I need something for the beach.
>>528793038malezen. Fiddies! preferably of lower status.
>>528798747Hihimi Chere is probably the nicest one I've ever talked to
Are you winning estranged internet family?
>>528798123i'll hop over to NA and do some FL when Eu queues are dead if you wanna play still!
>>528798757good *pets you*
>>528798509I dont think SE can meet people's expectations any more even if 8.0 is an improvement. Technically DT is going to have more content than most expansions before it. Its going to be harder to make more. Its going to be nigh impossible for them to make foray launch any earlier. And I think people's expectations on the job changes are unrealistic given how little Yoshida mentioned it.
>>528798715>I want an honest partner>honest to a faultyou have successfully baited me. have a nice day, bait anon.
>>528798749I don't know who you are either...
>>528798784because it would be fun to watch a femlala debase herself asking to be tribed only barely knowing that I might do it to her
>>528798792Post bewbs PL0X
that femra does NOT love you, you were just the next one in line
>>528798904>I don't know who you are either...If you have me added then you have plenty of other lewd femlalas added. Just ask one of us.
>>528798627How did they get so popular then? Perhaps they do it on purpose to keep their friend circle from endlessly growing.
Share a secret about your WoL
Here's mine: she queues up weird content to take her mind off things and/or to stop being a horny trainwreck.
The game never had much identity to begin with but as an example with the healers and a few other examples:
>scholar used to be the only healer with an instant heal and was also the “buffer” at one point with 30% haste that directly affected skill speed and spell speed, the idea was buff maintenance rather than that putrid 2m burst shit every single job has now
>AST used to have their cards, which were neutered in stormblood then completely and utterly destroyed in shadowbringers. They could have made the cards not rng while keeping the interesting buff mechanics instead like the one that used to lower cooldowns.
>destroyed the simplistic resource system the game had instead of improving it (removed tp, mp now works like tp used to work) instead of fixing it. Thus they also remove things like goad, ewer and spire
>bard used to have actual support stuff, now they have a 1% dhit and crit buff, oh and every 60s (lol2minutes) you get a 5% raid dmg buff, exactly the same as every other dps
>theres nothing in the game thats challenging to heal, dying usually means reset, getting hit once by a mechanic usually means instant death the second time, ergo theres nothing healers need to fix with all their emergency buttons and certainly no reason to use gcd heals which are all the same across all the fucking healers
>how clerics stance and tank stance used to work
To be frank, I didn’t think the game was that amazing back in 2.0 or heavensward but it sure was a hell of a lot better than it is now and at the time I thought ut could improve into something nice from its base tennets, I have no idea how we ended up with this moba ass pve gameplay
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>>528798792Just grab that pineapple over there and start sipping
>>528798792toasting with my mug of viera milk
That moonie DOES love you and she is monogamous
>>528798081How could I prove it...
this thread needs more lewd femlalas offering tribute material
>>528798973ok fine I will ask
>>528798862I caught an armadillo today, so I consider that a win.
>>528798978>How did they get so popular then?Their characters are just insanely hot dude. Not everything is some grand psyop
need a cumrag to post something for me to bust on
>>528799058No moonie could ever love this
>>528799067with a catbox perhaps
Do you think I would be popular if my character were more attractive?
>>528799058all moonies have a brain parasite that makes them act they way they do
>>528799071What's the point when nobody tributes?
>>528798792drink uhhhh...milk joke somehow but i cant think of anything
>>528799058My moonie isn’t in a relationship
>>528799210My moonies brain worm tells her to be violent :3
>>528799206Yes that's how it always works. The vast majority of people here are men who think with their dicks first and foremost.
>>528799206People here will never accept you into their circles unless you humiliate yourself before them. If you are not part of a clique, give up.
>>528799218I would but only privately, you'd have to know me.. sorry
>>528798792will you take care of my shota miera please?
>>528799206yes but only to the people you probably wouldn't want to deal with
>>528799167*lifts up greasestained tanktop and jiggles my gut* goon your goonslop all over my meaty gastank papap ;)
>>528799029They boiled down jobs to enable aoe vomit and debuff solving, please clap
>>528799029stormblood was the best iteration of job design this game had aside from whm being bad
>>528799029People will ask for "unique and fun game mechanics" until a meta forms
>>528791506Then why the fuck am I top DPS on EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CE on tank? Not my fault that the other players are shit, not my fault that the other wanna be tanks are shit. I will keep going as tank + SAM, with my full +2 gear, while shitting on everyone else's DPS.
>>528799321What kind of cliques are you joining vro… I just talk with people and slowly get absorbed into their circles
>>528793038thighlander
male highlanders, catboys, miera, malera, maleroe in order of preference
>>528798791Looks to be headed out on quite a journey if I'm not mistaken. Good luck, dodo!
>>528799497I don't know what the fuck any of those words mean.
>>528798747Not me, please. I'm not in a good place to reciprocate at all.
>>528799535>joiningI wish. I'm not accepted anywhere, I don't belong anywhere.
>>528793796>>528798336which one of you is real
>>528799595Hope youre feeling better bwo
>>528799497grynewho? grynewhat?
>>528799187I only give those to friends...
>>528798230/frot
>>528798482>>528798306lol smooth /pet
>>528798865holy meowly, its the cool mooner! i think im gonna skip on the pvp today, amigo. im really bad at pvp
>>528791026Unless you're going for an IRL relationship, all EBs will cheat. It's only a matter of time.
>>528799769wow.... so your moonie doesn't have a gock I guess...
>>528797527From the left, based, based, based, based, cringe ewww Sophie ewww, based, based.
>>528799206You have two options
1. become a goonerbait character
This is the easy mode because all you need to do is install some mods and post in skimpy bikinis or whatever while leading people on about plapping them or posting lewds while not actually doing that in order to farm replies. You'll make friends, but these friendships will be forged on a shallow foundation that'll crumble unless you keep the goonerism up 24/7.
2. try to win people over with your personality
This is much harder but you can probably get away with it even if your character isn't super attractive. You have to work hard to get people to pay attention to you though, whether that's via gposing or simply being really funny, but when you make friends this way they tend to stick around for the most part.
If you're only after "popularity" just pick 1.
>>528799586A bit of a quick one to get their bearings on how things work but it seems to be fairly familiar so far!
>>528797990See ya fatty, and godspeed! Hope you'll come back.
>>528798214In theory, but in practice Summoner too often ends up cucked and watching someone run away with 10% health as they desperately wait for their instacasts back. BLM never runs out of teleports or quick casts, that's a massive advantage. Again, reality > theory crafting.
>>528799029Cards should be Inherently RNG
It's like saying apaches are not part of Terraria
>>528800342pct can also spam instant cast cds and has more mobility than smn, that doesn't make it a more powerful job than smn
>>528800072You're welcome to come see it for yourself
>>528797468Ew it's you. Fuck off and stop schizoing my friends.
>>528797663My femlala will be asking him… how he feels about penguinlalas
>>528800761PCT has other problems. SMN is useless if its whole burst combo isn't available.
>>528797741>Cater to chinksBomb Three Gorges Dam, banish China to hell. 1000% tariffs on all survivors.
>>528798214>Rotate themSummoner's strength is in a specific burst combo that requires everything to be off cooldown and can instantly kill most wounded players. It's amazing, when available. It's hilarious, when available. When it isn't you're reduced to spamming Ruin.
>>528798290Chudposting is based and when male characters do it they become 200% more attractive, but you're right that femlalas have the most feminine personalities after femra, and they're both the most mentally ill.
>>528798792Sorry, too sexual, you get your DEI-approved full body wetsuit and the only reason you aren't getting a burqa to go with it is because that would require giving you hats.
>>528791026FEMLALAS ARE TATERS. I LOVE MASHING TATERS. I LOVE MASHED TATERS.
FEMLALAS ARE PERFECT.
