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>>528690653>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC and PS5 where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is the origin of the setting and basic gameplay formula of HELLDIVERS 2. The major difference is that HELLDIVERS is a top-down shooter, its mechanics being based primarily on Arrowhead's first game Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview
>MAJOR NEWSMay 13 1.003.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516335345719051928
May 20 Heart of Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmXtgHs2ODg
Jun 12 Force of Law https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHuOJoeXdYA
>LATEST PATCHJun 24 1.003.104 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339151333753417
AI is dogshit and actively made our lives worse
>>528799735Agreed. AI content is Automaton socialist slop. Supporting AI is inherently supporting a collectivist, culturally dead society. No longer is man exceptional, no longer is the individual celebrated, no longer is the labor and vision of men considered to be of value. Everything is content. Nothing is new, just blended up and regurgitated digital slop.
AI is not the beginning of the end; that was techbro Net 3.0 culture. But it is the logical next step. It will effectively kill smaller independents as the only ones able to keep up with AI in terms of human-made content will be massive production studios that will still use AI as much as they can.
The dream of Super Earth will never come to pass.
>>528800691well said fren
I kinda wanna bomb compute farms
why does every general out there require a constantly vigilant group of bodyguards to fend off derailing scum suckers? why do jannies never help?
>>528801146Because the janitors don't actually partake in the boards that they moderate, and thus they have no clue when something is a troll and when it's a troll making false accusations.
>>528801146avatarfagging has been a plague for vg generals for awhile, AI only enables it further with less effort required
one bump is all it takes for AI cuck to seethe for the entire uptime of this bread
>>528801292sure enough but the split thread is clearly NSFW, not hard to figure out
this is leagues hotter than anything the AI turbofaggot has ever posted
>>528801752you post here
the Truth Enforcers hereby obligate you to post your favorite HD2 image (no AI slop allowed) right the fuck now
>>528801752Post here or be labelled as an indian
>>528801752here, or else.
>>528801969Germans... LOOK LIKE THAT!? hrnngghhhhhhh
Have (You) reported reprehensible acts of the computer-generated kind today, citizen?
destroy the technophile holy fuck computers ruined countless lives
hate
hate
>>528800691Tbh, massive production studios were already slop even before Ai started becoming more mainstream, and even if they weren't using Ai to drown out any potential competition that actually had soul, they were drowning them out with the sheer difference in capital and scale.
Personally, I'm hoping that Ai gets to the point were a single guy with an interesting vision would be able to bring a whole project to life on the scale of what would've taken years of his life or a massive team of animators to do so.
I've seen so many indie projects that put larger studios to shame, and I can only imagine what they could achieve with the tools to level the playing field.
That being said, I just wish there were less bad actors all around, and that we didn't even have to worry about this stuff.
>>528802532Helldivers dating sim soon.
Samefagging every post so you have more replies than the other thread is a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for you.
>>528803085the other thread sucks dick, staying here
I like ai because it makes artist seethe, maybe I'll feel bad for them once I see anything worth a damn out of the entertainment sector, but until then they can stay getting mogged by actual slop from a machine
yup, the cancertroon is malding
Retreat? but this is the best part.
Discussion about the Warrant:
It's almost an okay secondary weapon, but it's still lacking in a few ways.
1. Being a sidegrade of the Peacemaker, even after its recent buffs, still makes it a bad weapon. At 80 damage per round and a 13 round magazine, it still does less damage per magazine than the Verdict on top of having fewer magazines. Increasing the magazine size from 13 to 16 would probably be enough, and leaving it at 7 spare magazines would be tolerable with that change.
2. The bullets are too slow. Yeah, homing bullets is a nice gimmick, but against moving targets it still does a bad job of landing since they could actually dodge the projectiles, especially if the crosshair isn't placed reasonably on top of the target (which completely negates the entire point of having homing bullets). Even in Unguided mode (which you have to use to shoot at non-chaff targets which may actually have armor to penetrate) the bullets are super slow and can miss even if you fire while the target is right under the crosshairs.
3. Target selection and lock-on range are sub-par. I get that they don't want people to home in on targets from 100 meters away, but with how slow the bullets are and how bad the tracking is, they need all the distance they can to home in on the target. Not being able to lock on to medium and larger enemies also fucking sucks.
4. The homing feature can't be used when sprinting and firing behind you, since it requires aiming to activate the homing mode. This completely defeats one of the entire reasons for having a one-handed weapon, being able to fire behind you without stopping. Makes the gun feel less action-ey and more cumbersome.
>>528803226I'm an artist and I think Ai is neat. I hope you're not falseflagging.
thank you for not indulding the by-far worst poster /hdg/ has ever seen and please contribute to thwarting any of his future shitbakes even if they have hundreds of replies
>>528803085this is not the first general I have semi-professionally tard wrangled in, you're well out of your depth
>>528803085I refuse to believe you fags have so little class you are swayed by AI coombait
>>528803434The lock-on guided weapon should have been some kind of chunky, heavy hitting rifle, and the Warrant should have just had multiple ammo modes like the Halt.
>>528803585believe it, summer has arrived
prepare your anus for pure awfulness in here until the final week of september
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The pixels placed by a machine to imitate the work of others hold as much interest to me as soap does to an Indian.
>>528803226this is the kind of nigger tier thinking that keeps humanity from advancing
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>>528803981I'd take the ai overlords over the gay race communism any day
>>528803226>I'll feel bad for them once I see anything worth a damn out of the entertainment sectorWere you born yesterday?
>>528804153Kys ai nigger, go back to your own thread.
>>528803434They need to bring back shield break on shield devs.
Personally I think it's fine. The gun isn't good for raw DPS where it shines is hitting enemies you simply cannot see.
Which honestly happens way more than you expect.
To the point I start putting flashlight and laser pointer on my guns.
If we ever get a buff to smoke, it will be insanely strong. Even now I like to run it with cowboy armor and eagle smoke, just walk in and kill things before they see me.
Just can't endorse it until they fix the "fix" to overpenning
>bro likes AI generated imagery
Treason? In my brigade?
>>528803585its funny to me since assuming you have a relatively up to date GPU you can just learn to do it yourself in like an hour. The attention seekers main strength is the lazyness of others.
>>528803226This
Artists overcharge and take forever working on shit anyways.
>>528804447nobody with a taste for good images has any desire to do it you utterly aesthetically blind moron lmfao
>>528804285>Machine gun devi shields can eat an entire ATE and not break>Our balli shield eats a couple good hits and is just done
>People choose this thread
>The robutt derails the entire thread and compels men to act out without ever posting here
>>528804826hating the modern world and industrial society gets me brimming with energy and pride
>>528804826Would the Automatons ever stoop low enough to use Ai waifu psyop tactics?
Cultists next month it seems
>>528802667>No one would want to walk around an open world">He removed tricks to cheese the aiWait is that really it?
He sounds right.
>>528805120Super Earth canonically uses AI art.
>>528805120probably not but that doesn't mean we won't be flashing the devout nymphobot hack on any female bots we capture
>>528805019the average "artist" is the part of the reason the modern world sucks
How do we feel about floor flames being useless now?
Feel like they should double down and make helldivers immune to them too.
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>>528805445shut the fuck up
>>528805510I do play solo
Only problem with solo is that the meta is super tight, and the only reason bots are fun solo is because their meta and gear check are super lenient.
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>>528805510if you're not using RR or Spear you don't get a lunchable dude idk what to tell you.
>>528805879but spear is a waste
how retarded are you
>>528805879>Solotranny trying to pretend he doesnt just run off on his own to abuse spawn limit because hes bad
>>528805584flame thrower and cookout make me miss KF2 firebug
>>528805394>Every loyal citizen gets a reformed democratic fembot sexmaidDoing gods work.
>>528806094Maybe we should also make a gigolobot version for the wifeys and homos. Finally, a democratic brand of equality.
>>528805995it kills titans and towers so they get a pass, rather some AT than no AT as I say in squad.
>>528805682Made me smile
I see that tear in his eye
>>528806525damn, image is crunchy as hell
>>528806195Women and Leandivers are also recognized as democratic sexmaid material by the standards of the bureau of intimate relationships.
>>528806601EAT and Commando are designed to fill the niche of some AT
SPEAR just get in the way of more target flexible and less ammo guzzling weapons and backpacks
like why wouldn't you pack literally any of the other four team reload weapons, each of them is way better
>>528805584On one hand, you can kill Hulks if they stand inside the Eagle Napalm residue long enough. On the other hand, I see bots run through it and give 0 shits about it.
All they had to do was make the flamethrower(s) undisputed kings in close range. Instead, you're gonna set yourself on fire a lot more and end up wasting stims because of that, and the increased chance of something ignoring the fact that you're spraying its face with napalm.
Some stagger on most enemies is all I ask for, or at least more range. Maybe both, fuck it.
Your best use right now is to either hop onto a bug breach and keep spraying everything there until a big 'un comes out and you gotta scram, or finding isolated chargers and bullying them.
Or skip all of that, and throw a fire grenade on the bug breach. Maybe Orbital Gas. Just shooting shit from a distance is better, sadly.
I wish flamethrowers were better.
>>528806832>like why wouldn't you pack literally any of the other four team reload weapons, each of them is way betterdon't ask me, I haven't bothered with it back when it was still a magic 8 ball. Some people just like the javelin adjacent launcher I guess.
>>528806094>>528806195>>528806259THIS IS WHAT BATTLE FATIGUE LOOKS LIKE.
>>528806980the first AIslop image ITT and of course it had to be extra ugly
>>528807242>firstuh anon...
>>528807086There is NOTHING more democratic than bringing democracy to your enemies BY FORCE! I WILL turn the enemies of Super Earth into housewives and you WILL like it!
>>528807432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wCbdrmUcpc
>>528807423It means he thinks im pretty.
>>528807242sir, a second image has hit the thread
>>528807803stop avatarfagging please for the love of god
>>528807603This needs a Helldivers version, with one for every galactic front. Yes, even bugs.
>>528795675There would be no community complaning if people didn't like the game they made. Wanting some aspects changed does not make the whole product bad.
>>528806847Honestly?
For what it does it's mostly fine.
Used it on ayys recently tho in a 2 man, and it was pretty fucking underwhelming.
But in larger groups or in good positioning flamethrower is just a constant stream of damage.
The payoff for using the weapon correctly feels orgasmic honestly, and it just kills every unit in the game with ease.
Hover pack makes it brain dead strong as well.
>>528807432The preference towards the socialistic, cold, and unfeeling monstrosities that make up the bulk of the Cyberstani Automaton threat instead of your /own people/ by cloaking your disgusting desires in a feeble attempt at besmirching the very values of our beloved and unstoppable Managed Democracy earns you only the title of dissident, soldier.
>>528804737preferably chargers
>>528806847>Bugs and Overseers panic and flee when on fire>Everyone else is blindedThere
Fixed
>>528809262would have to buff the sterilizer.
honestly if you just want a CC spray user the sterilizer. It doesn't feel like it does a lot of damage on paper, but the effect lasts a good 10 seconds due to "Mk2" gas variant. Which means if you tag something for at least a second you're guaranteeing 300 damage. flamethrower is honestly more of a heavy killer these days.
>seething at ai art
peak art fag behavior
>approving of AI art
imagine being this much of a fatherless beta male
>>528809562>flamethrower is honestly more of a heavy killer these days.Which is retarded. Thank bufftroons for that it will never be an actual flamethrower because it'd be too good at killing heavies.
>>528810380I'm a two cakes kind of nigga :3
>>528810558every bad choice you make invalidates one of your good ones
It's funny that we've been shoved into the squid story so hard when we haven't actually fought a real squid yet.
Overseers are more than likely just completely transformed voteless.
>>528811324My guess is biobots like the harvesters, watchers, and leviathans. I do like the idea of the squids being forced into a proxy war after the massive losses they endured after they were originally banished.
>forced to choose between schizo autist spamjeet and avatarfaggot AI slopper
jesus christ
it's not like /hdg/ has ever been great but god damn this is a new low
>>528810558bespoke homemade cake vs a twinkie
>>528803558Remember when you got consistently BTFO and seethed for like a week straight because nobody wanted to go to your shitty split threads? Lmao
>>528811537Squids got wind of how the automatons are just brains in jars and said "oh shit you can just do that?" after we send a superinfestation planet to their hiding place
Tbf Iโll take the bot over the sheboon
>>528806847I'd love to see an option to turn off the pilot light to spray an area with unignited fuel to create TK death traps... also flammable gas.
>>528811830Do we actually know if the automatons are actually brains in jars, or if they've actually uncovered a way to manufacture a fully digital consciousness and are just kind of a cyber hivemind?
>>528812018flamable gas is pushed really hard for some reason where I don't want my DOT zones instantly wiped by some sperg using the flamethrower
>>528812221Look around in bot bases. You'll see slabs where they dissect people and corpses with cuts on the back of their head.
>>528812353just toss a gas grenade at him so he ignites himself too
>>528812353But you'd get... more DOTs.
>>528812221it's very heavily implied
>corpses at bot camps have brains scooped out>bots react fearfully to being shot>almost all bots are humanoid except for the dogs (which may actually have dog brains?)>HD1 the faction was cyborgs that would use corpses as fodder
Another bugdiver victory.
Why do people hate bugdivers so much again? I guess people are just jealousy of our powerโฆ
I tink all divers deserve to respected :)
>>528812681>throw gas strike at bug breach>it gasses the first wave>guy fieri looking motherfucker with his 100% flamethrower kit mogs me by exploding the gas before it clears>2nd wave comes out of the breach without getting gassed>>528812518I like the way you think
>>528812409>>528812834I knew about the biofuel processing refineries, but I somehow managed to miss the brain scooping. Neat.
These threads have been dying these past few weeks. Are people just joining a discord instead?
Reckon weโll be visiting cyberstan anytime this year?
We know for a fact the devs are playtesting it since thereโs people on the planet.
I hope itโs a new biome/ giant fortress planet, but Iโm gonna be realistic and expect a megacity reskin instead.
>>528812834I've always thought one of the voicelines Berserkers have sounds like they're yelling "For Super Earth!". Would be quite a thing if they were Helldivers made to believe that they're the good guys still.
>>528813524sometimes you'll see helldiver heads on the spikes outside bases, they might not actually be using them specifically because they'd be too patriotic or some shit
>>528813292Maybe? My guess is that there's just not much to talk about at the moment.
so is the gunslinger bug only visual or is the armor actually a downgrade over stock right now?
>>528812221Logic and believability demand it. Genuine androids wouldn't elect to be humanoid. If they even decided to imitate a lifeform they would logically choose be something more versatile, also modular so it can adapt to any environment, i.e. something that can climb, fly, pass through very narrow openings, etc. It also wouldn't be dependent on processed human body fluids. All these points got me convinced that bots are full cyborgs, and any automatons made from the brains of former SE citizens get to choose between serving the collective and having their brains extracted then slam dunked into the bioprocessor by cool bot.
>>528814134Also helldivers are clones
>>528813810reload speed and recoil still apply, which is honestly the only thing people cared about
>>528814308>He didn't play the intro
>>528814134I wonder how the bots reconcile killing civilians? They are in-part ideological.
>>528813292>meanwhile skynet keeps making things more human like till they outright start kidnapping and cybernetically enhancing humans to straight up making test tube humans with chips in their brainswe are simply the apex
>>528814594more meat for the flesh pit, I mean bioprocessor.
>>528814678>we are simply the apexactually we're unusually large descendants of chimp-like creatures which, through immense evolutionary pressure (read: threat of being eaten), learned how to hit nature over the head and deliciously abuse it afterwards
without basic technology we would likely devolve back into that pitiful previous form, like corn
>>528812353it's pushed because this is how it works in deep rock galactic, totally ignoring the fact poison clouds are very different in deep rock than in helldivers
>>528814134I genuinely think that the humanoid shape is more versatile than people give it credit for, it's got everything you need attached to a body made for marching, hands for grabbing shit, all the "vitals" stored in a relatively small portion of the body, and the whole thing being relatively all purpose without being overly complex. They also aren't entirely unwilling to make changes, considering things like their remodeled legs.
Also, I wouldn't really call using biofuel being dependent on processed human body fluids the same way I wouldn't call a car that uses biofuel dependent on corn.
>>528814591Helldivers are recruited and then cloned, to keep the clone gene pool from stagnating.
Cloning them is easier than training more individual helldivers. The tutorial implies theyโre poorly trained but even the basic starting cadet has amazing stamina, knows how to operate and reload any (non alien) weapon they come across.
My take is that once youโre recruited, super earth samples your DNA, then the cryo pods in the super destroyer store your backup clones. An entire battleship under the command of a single diver who can die anytime makes no sense.
More people are recruited to provide super earth with more clone templates, each super destroyer is essentially carrying a different breed of helldiver clone.
Tl;dr helldivers are clones with unique flavours.
>>528815168The way it works in DRG is good because the gas is purely an obstacle to the player that can be exploded to ignite a horde, the bugs don't take damage from the gas as far as I can tell.
However, it also works on the sludge gun, which actually would be really cool to do in helldivers.
A bile gun that leaves flammable puddles that slow enemies and deal acid damage would be cool.
>>528814594Join or die faggot.
>>528815186>Also, I wouldn't really call using biofuel being dependent on processed human body fluids the same way I wouldn't call a car that uses biofuel dependent on corn.This. If you're already extracting brains from millions of people on each planet and those people are perfectly useable as fuel/lubricant/whatever, it's just good common sense to use that instead of going out of your way to get a different source.
This also leads into a bit of a weird tangent that if Automatons are made from Humans and Voteless are made from Humans and Bugs presumably eat humans to make more bugs, Super Earth people must be really fucking good at fucking to sustain four different armies.
>grinding medals by joining 15 min blitz missions that are at 10 minutes in, instantly extract
>>528815668>An entire battleship under the command of a single diver who can die anytime makes no sense.This is true, but in the same way you get nuked for abandoning the mission area, you'd certainly get your freedoms revoked if you tried to do something crazy like leave the galaxy unprompted.
It really seems like the Helldivers aren't in control outside of the spectacle, and the "canon" indicates that you should be playing as random divers with random voices in the default armor to properly represent the slew of different Helldivers being sent down rather than just a conga line of clones.
>>528815934>and Bugs presumably eat humans to make more bugsI like to think that the spores infest humans (and any other fauna) that inhale them and you end up with those tiny flying bugs eating their way out of the living host, killing them. Just like parasitic wasps but from spores.
>>528815668>An entire battleship under the command of a single diver who can die anytime makes no senseI'm gonna stop you right there because the diver that's actually in charge of the destroyer (your democracy officer) never even gets close to danger. DOs wear Helldiver armor and capes, so at a minimum they're Helldivers in a ceremonial capacity, maybe even picked from divers that were deemed exceptionally loyal and ideologically pure by the MoT.
>>528815934>Super Earth people must be really fucking good at fucking to sustain four different armies.And even after all that they STILL need to make use of things like C-01 forms to prevent the wrong people from fucking too much.
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>>528816256I imagine the clones have a limited degree of control, the officer essentially acts as a handler, if they start disobeying orders he can execute them at any time and replace them.
Itโs also true that the random voices makes it look like every diver is different. But since itโs the same body type and everything else I imagine that some clones just have slightly fucked up hormones.
>>528816098You should enjoy the journey to getting every warbond item instead of speeding it up. You will crash into the content ceiling by unlocking every slopstore+warbond item faster than you think.
>>528815668>An entire battleship under the command of a single diver who can die anytime makes no senseOther than picking ship upgrades and pointing where to go on the map you don't really command anything.
>>528816436this
>>528816646>democracy officer muzzleflash
>>528816596I assume it's more for eugenic screening rather than limiting population. Filter out potential defects that wouldn't be able to contribute as well as a normal person.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L1VIh_lEP_o&pp=ygUMQmxvdyBtZSBhd2F5
Music to Super Helldive to?
>>528816646I'm suddenly in the mood to resist arrest...
>wait until MO ends to see a new message live
>nothing
Thanks for nothing asshole.
I miss the little animations on the map.
>>528811324>Centuries old, Overseers are formidable, calculating warriors armed with arcane weaponry. They bend the Voteless to their will, using them as expendable shields in a craven attempt to conserve their own numbers.nah, they're definitely real Squ'ith. unless you want to say the Illuminate have been abducting Super Earth citizens for centuries.
>>528817040They still exist. Were just way ahead of schedule.
>>528817002if you get to be cringe I get to be liquid ice double cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz8vyVbJLqc
>>528817186>Centuries old, Overseers are formidable, calculating warriors armed with arcane weaponry.Holy shit, Squids really are fucking jobbers. My teenage war criminal Helldiver kills them by the hundreds each mission.
>>528816894>I assume it's more for eugenic screening rather than limiting population.Yes, but that means that despite there being regular occurrences of mass interplanetary death, the government still has enough leg room to be choosy about who they let have kids, instead of just taking whatever they can get.
It implies that they aren't desperate for manpower, and that's kind of crazy to think about when you stop and consider what that really entails.
it baffles me how few people have the arrow mod, so many people running straight past free SC
>>528815715I wonder if an acid goo gun would work in Helldivers the same way it does in Deep Rock.
>>528817186>Centuries old, Overseers are formidable, calculating warriors armed with arcane weaponry. They bend the Voteless to their will, using them as expendable shields in a craven attempt to conserve their own numbers.I really wish they felt more like this in the game, since reading this just feels bad.
>>528817503I don't install immersion breaking mods, it has to be in theme, giant neon arrow from the sky isn't that. Appreciate all the people that use it though.
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>no new content
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>>528815668>The tutorial implies theyโre poorly trained but even the basic starting cadet has amazing stamina, knows how to operate and reload any (non alien) weapon they come across.I posited a while back that the Helldivers are subject to hypnosis training during cryosleep, similar to how the mobile infantry in Starship Troopers (the book) get their mission briefing via hypnosis. It would make sense for Super Earth to pick members of the SEAF that show exceptional stamina and loyalty to Super Earth, subject them to a weedout course to separate the wheat from the chaff, and then give them the rest of their training during their cryosleep. It would also give an explanation for why the Helldiver sent down to reinforce after every death knows the plan the previous Helldiver was trying to execute - they got the plan through hypnosis.
>>528817330If they were lore accurate, plebbitors like you would start shitting themselves because the game is too hard
>>528792049>There's no valid reason there needs to be 3-4 separate menus just to spend your in game currency. Abysmal UI>It's a you got booted out of the armory menu because the host left the game and you have to sit through the whole loading onto your ship animation as a defrosted helldiver then walk all the back to the console to log back into the armory again episode Why would they do it that way instead of doing it the same they do it when you get kicked from a game?
>>528817831Cool headcanon
Theyre all the same person. Your helldiver is the same person when you chose to pick a different outfit and specified body and voice.
Sorry. :)
>>528817330>>528817739the HD1 equivalents, the Hunter and the Apprentice, is essentially the equivalent of their SEAF.
>For the ILLUMINATE, to become a HUNTER is the first step on the way to become an ILLUSIONIST.>The ILLUMINATE society is believed to be based on knowledge, individuals that have attained enough knowledge will become an ILLUSIONIST, the APPRENTICE role is the last step before that.Truly devastating, the APPRENTICES are commonly found whenever the ILLUMINATE attacks, their nano-abilities are dangerous and used to incapacitate their targets before moving into melee range to slice up their enemies.
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>>528817186>true illuminate have 4 arms>illuminate have 1 eye>overseers all have 2 arms>their helmets have multiple eyeholes>voteless have multiple stages of transformation, becoming more and more squidlike>fleshmobs have 4 arms, we could assume they're failed attempts at trying to make illuminate out of multiple humans>leaked illuminate enemies have odd growths and scarring on their limbs, as if they had an extra appendage that got cauterizedIt's all speculation on my part, sure, but I feel like it's reasonable speculation
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>>528818181No wonder theyโre using space zombies to pad out their ranks.
If only someone would help repopulate the squโithโฆ
do people still actually play hd1 when there's hd2?
>>528818370>Multiple eye holesThats like looking at a visor with only one large eyehole and saying their head must be one giant eye.
which two armor passives would you combine to make the perfect passive?
>>528817997Just make them stronger, but less common. I'd rather fight a single Automaton tank and have it feel like a mobile bunker surrounded by an infantry escort, rather than have 10 tanks bumble toward me before crumbling like paper.
>>528818672fortified + peak physique
>>528818672peak physique and siege ready.
>>528818370>>true illuminate have 4 armsincorrect
>>528818181
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>>528818509It doesn't make a whole lot of sense for these guys to obstruct the center of their vision
>>528818402>>528818680no, try this one
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>>528818471Thereโs a small but alive community.
I wonder if AH will do a crossover event like how payday did with the wolfpack dlc.
>HD1 new event where we have to build a superweapon or some shit>HD2 event where we liberate a planet to recover the superweapon 100 years later.AH could easily get people playing the first game again if they do an event that ties it in to the sequel, even something as basic as (own HD1 and get free shit for hd2)
>>528818181Only smartypants can use magic and until you prove yourself knowledgeable enough we need you to run at helldivers naked with a staff and use your heccin nano-abilities to disorientate them. No you can't just kill them with nanobots you're not smart enough.
>>528818672gas and peak physique so I can just smash shit in gas.
Flame armor and that killzone armor for full fire immunity.
>>528818672Fortified + Peak Physique, handling is King
>>528818672Assuming you don't want something too overpowered, I'd choose any 2 from Recoil Reduction, Increased Ergonomics, or Reload Speed.
>>528818672siege ready + engineering kit
>>528819005>No you can't just kill them with nanobots you're not smart enough.that's one of those things people forget about helldivers satire
the enemy factions are still evil, even is super earth is the aggressor in hd1
for all their talk of enlightenment and pacifism they sure do seem to have a lot of surveillance, pacifying, and mind-controlling equipment.
>>528819189bloody bastard bitch
though looking through what may as well be a kaleidoscope may as well explain why overseers have shit aim
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>>528818181I wonder what causes them to grow additional arms.
>>528818672Doesnโt really fit but Iโd give advanced filtration a 50% resistance to acid damage so I can go all in on the exterminator style.
also why didnt this warbond give us a gas primary/secondary? Kinda fucking gay?
>Engineering kit still doesn't give a full stack of grenades from resupply
>>528819673Probably the same tech that transforms citizens into voteless and voteless into fleshmobs
>>528819673not even Council Members had 4 arms in HD1 so I have no idea where that came from
>>528819963>so I have no idea where that came fromredditors spreading headcanon
Whatโs your favourite and LEAST favourite warbond?
How would you improve your least favourite?
>>528813360two more weeks, trust the super plan
>retard 1 takes an eternity to do the pipe minigame
>retard 2 democracy kicks him and solves it in 5 seconds
>these two retards spend the rest of the game teamkilling eachother
>meanwhile me and the other competent dude finish the mission
>d10 btw
playing with bugfuckers is like herding autistic retarded cats, jesus fucking christ
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>>528819189I like how the middle design manages to better represent the actual viciousness of the hippo.
MO predictions? more filler slop or something big? we have had a steady stream of updates but i dont think we have received a new non slopbond stratagem in 5 months
The Warrant is shit and I'm tired of people pretending it's not
>bro bots are actually human!!!
>bro illuminates have 4 arms!!!
>bro Helldivers are clones!!!
The holy trinity of retarded lore theories made to gaslight retards.
>>528820736Next they'll try and say the voteless were human once
>>528820736The first two have grounds
The third does not. The opening showed mass over-population sardine can SE.
>>528820843>The first two have groundsIf you're a newfag that never played the first game, maybe
The bugs were, and still are, human. Youre just having a psychedelic episode everytime you dive them.
>>528820649reestablish the menkent line
exact borderline justice
>>528820364I don't like this image... The average Automachild doesn't have a high enough armor to warrant wasting a Senator round! Basic cqc should be more than enough!
>>528820981you mean the first game with the cyborgs?
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>>528820218Favorite is probably the suicide set because hellbomb pack and ultimatum are actually pretty funny. Cop Warbond was my all time favorite until they nerfed warrant. ( I know it's not part of the pack, but that soured it for me greatly )
Least favorite is probably polar patriots still.
Tenderizer was always underwhelming to me, pummeler is fucking useless, and the purifier had to get buffed into an obscenely overpowered state for the pack to have anywhere to sit on. The armor in it is just a reskin of other armors as well.
Easilly one of the worst packs to date, and set us up on the trend of shitty stun guns that don't do anything.
How I'd fix it? Nerf purifier so full charge takes 3 shots worth of ammo.
Tenderizer gets drum mags and really shit ergonomics with them.
Pummeler stuns for a solid 2 seconds with a SINGLE bullet, up the durable damage and fire rate a bit so it can at least blow out charger asses. Or just give it an explosive trait so it can stun bots reliably.
Armor I'd make immune to terrain and weather effects, and let it keep the recoil reduction.
>>528819189He has a point. Humans deal very well with obstacles to our vision close to our eyes because we have two. Put something in front of your face and you can see past it if it's not too big (like my dick), but close one eye and now you can't see behind it.
However they could have compound eyes or some other shit, or the eye slits could just be cameras for a screen or even direct mind interface.
>>528819673like fox girls with tails?
the more arms the more power?
>>528821529>Tenderizer was always underwhelming to me, pummeler is fucking useless, and the purifier had to get buffed into an obscenely overpowered state for the pack to have anywhere to sit onVerdict is a beast, most well rounded ballistic pistol
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>>5288203643/4 but we started bots, join before a random does
>bring zap dog
>it fires once
>x19
Unfathomably disgusting.
>>528822006I love my zapdog
>>528821827>I can't refute this so you must be a jeet
>>528817002>>528817257https://youtu.be/Ig3TRVvkOec?list=RDIg3TRVvkOec
>>528821683wow I knew I was forgetting something.
Verdicts alright, the recoil is a little insane and I don't think thered ever be a time where my build would benefit from it.
>Need High AP precision shots>Talon / Senator does it better (Senator especially on ayys)>Need something for chaff because my primary doesn't wanna waste bullets on light enemies>Hitting F, peacemaker, (warrant)I think the one argument I'd see for it is on bugs where you want ap3 for bile spewers and hive guard and you really want an ap2 primary and you're taking something like eats for your support slot. Which feels beyond niche for me, and pistols that I have no reason to whip out tend to just sit in my inventory until I extract.
Maybe I need to take more support weapons that don't treat my primary like my secondary.
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>they capitalized justice
oh no
justice poster won't be able to get any sleep in the coming weeks
>>5288222634Chan itself has taken my side.
Youve been defeated.
>>528822006it's bugged to tripple your actual kill count
>>528822435captchachads I kneel
you don't have a script to autocaptcha?
>>528822525Nice try. Im still wearing the zapdog and you WILL get caught in the crossfire.
>>528822525>x6*Unfathomably disgusting.
>>528822640>>528822525>release a new warbond>everytime you do, introduce a bug for all explosive weapons to inflate your kill countvery strange arrowhead
>>528822331it's a brilliant end-all solution if your primary and support weapon aren't useful or economical enough for cqc. which for me is basically always the case since I find cqc a great deal more dull than scouting and sniping. light pen is a limitation I simply do not care for when going against bots. I blame acid storms. slotting a hulk with medpen guns feels orgasmic. also it's just easier to use in general, sue me.
>>528823218>I blame acid storms. slotting a hulk with medpen guns feels orgasmicyou really need to use the senator more. I know exactly how you feel.
That and HMG just slooooowly tap firing hulk heads is great.
>>528821073the first game with the two-armed squids
>>528818509>>528818926This whole discussion reminds me of things like VR headsets that have the little displaced cameras to monitor your surroundings. The fact that having one singular eye would be a major weakness seems like a good excuse to cover that area in armor and just use some kind of camera to project your surroundings into your helmet. That way someone can't just push a spike though the reasonably weaker visor. Bots could learn a thing or two about this desu.
>>528822192I hear you're getting uppity again, nigdiver
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>>528823594>That blushWell now.
>>528823465Dude I just MASTURBATED.
Only a bit until this MO is over then the bots will finally have city maps...
>>528815668i don't buy cloning
i think that there's literally so many helldivers that they're interchangeable as people
even at the highest ranks
>assumed the fire rate of short ranged weapons was double that of spears to offset the half damage and shorter range
>it's like 36% faster
well shit
>>528824649the war axe and saber do the same damage as the stunlance and flag. only the stun baton does half the damage (but has stun). they also hit more targets since their swing is much wider
>>528824160When was the last Bot MO even? It was the "Go fuck with bots to bring the DSS back online" during the SE invasion thing, right?
>>528824501>mating press imminent
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>>528824829war axe hardly hits more targets, and the saber does have a wide width.
But just being able to stun lock and out range anything before it hits you seems dramatically more useful.
>>528824160bot mega cities doko?
>inb4 they'll just be easier than regular bot mapsi just want apocalypse war kino
>>528825152on squid I'd much much rather have the wide swing of the baton, war axe, or saber against voteless since they ironically come in thicker packs than bugs and tend to spill around you, but for bugs I do usually take the stun lance, paired with the ballistic shield
>>528825572bots should lend themselves much better to megacities. their defenses i.e. turrets, MG nests, mortars, jammers could be extremely strong there. I also have a gut feeling that their heavies won't struggle nearly as much with traversal as bug ones.
>>528818953we've got the A team
>500kg
>RR
>eruptor
>siege-ready
the holy triumvirate of crutch
>>528826646Crutch implies you'd be better off without them. These are all just OP.
>>528825585Stun lance on bugs is kino, at least if you have someone to cover you while you bully every charger in existence
Sometimes I wonder why this general is so horrible with so much shitflinging about the methods of bringing the democracy to galaxy yet once you host the chance of the lobby being bad is rather low and players are rather chill. This implies that every shitposter out there is either a non-player or plays on difficulty below d10 which means they won't join the posted lobbies, which means they're scrubs. Or they're asocial/antisocial/sociopath solo autismos.
>>528827338>This implies that every shitposter out there is either a non-playerI thought this was widely known already
>>528827338I rarely post in the thread and when I do it's usually a lobby link. That's probably why, most people who chill are just playing the game.
>>528823465This was 5D chess that tricked you into making AI lewds of their OC
>>528827338no, they're just afraid to be the vitriolic, abrasive, shitflinging cunts they usually are because they're no longer anonymous
>>528827338People who complain about getting teamkilled or kicked are ALWAYS low diff shitters. I have only encountered these types of retards below 10.
>>528828096The robutt is not free use.
>lobbytroons seething about quickplayGODs
Sorry, not joining your discord clique. Keep spamming though!
>>528828096The psyop is as natural to the machine as breathing is to us.
>>528829010We're onto you now, you cheeky toaster fucker.
>>528829194>hit quickplay>chink lobby with 1000ms ping>or at extract>or terminate/ bricks mission
>>528829010Where do I insert coins?
>>528818884Most likely they're more "evolved" Illuminate than true Illuminate
WHAT IS THE WORST LOADOUT IN THE GAME??
I WANT TO USE ONLY THE MOST DOGSHIT GARBAGE KNOWN TO HELLDIVER
SHOW ME THE WORST THAT SWEDEN CAN DO
>>528829630Can you wait 20 minutes while I install it?
>>528830327Eagle Smoke
EMS Strike
Orbital Smokes
Ballistic Shield
Constitution
Stim Pistol
Smokes
Gas resistance armor
>>528830327against which faction?
>>528830535Actually nevermind steam has decided my install should take an hour and a half. Go on without me.
>>528830653GIVE ME THE WORST FOR ALL OF THEM
TAILOR THIS GARBAGE TO EACH OF THEM
I WANT ONLY THE WORST
>>528830631>ballistic shieldthats usable, even with a two handed weapon it covers your back in medium armor. sterilizer is useless
>>528829630Yes but in 4 hours, after I leave work.
>>528830701Nevermind, I found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFYXbsrhpww
Leviathans are bad game design.
>>528831339Yes you've said it already and I agree.
>>528831004True but it gives a use case for the gas armor which would have been completely worthless without it. I guess it depends on whether the shield covering your back but not having an armor passive is more valuable than having the sterilizer but having gas armor to protect yourself from it
>>528830327LibCon
Basic pistol/Stun baton
Urchin
Just fill your stratagems with all things EMS/smoke
Flame pods
>>528831339Leviathans are a good idea on paper, but executed poorly. They'll get there some day.
>>528830979solo or with a team?
>>528831004>sterilizer is uselessit absolutely shreds chaff.
Useless would be the flag
>"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Anon screamed as he fell into the pit of disbelief. His mind unraveling at what his eyes bore witness to,
>>528830631Take the flag.
>>528832479Give it an hour...N-no way people prefer squids.
Is mega city SC farming dead now or is there a planet for it?
>>528834040Just farm on the planes maps so you can ride fast in FRV and fuck off from the mission even faster.
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>>528826097GGs, it was fun
>>528832479>>528833467I used to despise bugdivers, but I'm now completely convinced squid divers are the most retarded players out there. It's such a blatantly unfinished, unfun, badly designed faction. Only truly braindead redditors would enjoy their mindless mowing down glitchy zombies simulator. I went back and played Left 4 Dead recently and it was a genuinely fun and engaging experience; reminding me that zombies can be done right and squids FUCKIN AINT IT.
Just used my last few super creds to buy the Warrant. I sure hope it's good!
>>528836858>he doesn't know
why does every bug game i play look like this
the far right guy only joined in the last 2 mins, the other two were there from round start. idk how you kill so few even though he was turret maxing. im not even good at this game but the average diver seems worse than a year ago.
>>528837797>turret maxingcan't really blame him for kill count then since it seems like an issue with the game
>>528837797I prefer bots but when I do play bugs its something else.
>>528835474>mindlesslymost cerebral faction right now. Shits hard unless you're running the highest DPS shit possible or a four stack. Feels like they don't mod the player count properly.
Bugs are just throw some anti horde shit on a breach and you're done, bots are just shoot things in the eye and you're done.
>>528838017its not like he did not have a gun, half the bugs die to a few rounds, he genuinely was just running in circles, would die, then run back into the mob as i blasted shit around him trying to keep him alive as he kept wasting reinforcements
>>528837797>>528838741That's about what I expect from not-level-150 newfags, they joined after the game was made accessible for everyone
>>528835474>It's such a blatantly unfinished, unfun, badly designed factionfunny because unlike bugs and even bots the illimunate roster actually compliments eachother pretty damn well. the hordes of voteless and fleshmobs are there to pressure you out being able to focus on overseers and harvesters, stingrays can show up and suddenly fuck up your defensive line, flying overseers are constant harrassment you need to deal with or they will whittle you away and distract you from taking out watchers, staff overseers like to hang back and while their staff blasts aren't that much of a threat when they decide to go melee mode you have to blast them ASAP or they will combo you to death, but they are usually hanging out in the back of a pack of voteless when they show up.
bots friendly fir the fuck out of eachother endlessly and get in eachothers way all the time and bugs are just an entire faction of "run up and touch the player"
>>528837797>hosted bugs for MO>someone joins, hot mic from the first second>it's a 10 year old>he's narrating everything that's happening >he ends up doing better than the other 2 pubs that joinedOnly thing he did that was a hindrance was calling extraction a bit early but I was able to get the remaining couple nests before extraction landed
yeah nah they definitely fucked with something in this patch shit is fucked im getting fps spikes every time a patrol spawn they need a 60 day patch for yesterday
>>528839476Yeah that's the worst part, they're like a well designed faction that compliments eachother.
But they aren't well designed to fight.
>Harvester>Damage soak>Overseers>Damage soak>Fleshmob>Damage soak>StingRay>Damage soak>Voteless>Damage soakOnly the overseer and the harvester actually have substantial weak points,
the harvesters weakpoint was nerfed recently and they introduced a new weak point that feels unintentional.
Like bugs you've got enemies that explode that kill other enemies, enemies you gotta shoot that cloud the area, enemies that die to headshots, or enemies that die faster if you shoot them from behind, etcetera.
Bots effectively have the same thing, and cheesing the ai to shoot eachother actually feels rewarding.
The way the illuminate attack you is well designed though, sept harvesters. So many people fucking die to that laser targetting someone and just immediately beaming someone next to you.
>>528840093>calling extraction a bit earlyit's fine as long as no one gets on no?
Illuminate would be better if they ripped off the Covenant instead of the fucking Reapers from Mass Effect
>>528840093>calling extraction>earlyA 10 yo is better at the game than you
>>528840398they'd be better if they were actually finished
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>Play illuminate
>meta slut so I can actually kill anything
>Play the other factions
>bring everything else so I can have a challenge
In the end I have more options now.
But I can't tell if this is a good thing.
>>528840530>still doing the THEYRE NOT FINISHED copethey are finished, cultists are cut content because the slop tubers who got early access complained about them
>>528840253he started to get in right away but one of the other pubbies killed him
I have all warbonds except for truth enforcers and servants of freedom, which do I grab?
>>528840684>teleports through a wall at you
I accidentally killed around a few priority citizens thinking they were voteless because of how they ran
>>528840876yes that's the intention
>>528840758but you said you finished everything before the pelican landed? or did he try getting on without you?
>>528840398I wanted a zombie faction that would appear during halloween, they pop up at random like the illuminate did while the Illuminate would be a faction of ultra-tech, where 5 illuminate would support each other and be an even fight or even need a second teammate, yes bullet sponges but only a handful
>>528841018I finished the objectives before it landed, I was still a minute's run away though. He tried getting in immediately
>still doing the CUT CONTENT cope
the entire squid roster SUCKS
they should scrap the whole thing and start over
>>528840771both are pretty much on par with each other, it'd be up to preference. but I think servants is better
>>528841180ah, not too bad since extraction doesn't really matter outside of samples but bad form regardless
>MO ended before thursday
>bots missing their mega citie biome
new content tommorow trust the plan
>>528840205HMG and MG mog all of those. Bring a crispr, gas grenades, and the primary of your choice and you're set.
>>528841073The problem with making the Illumimate ultra tech is that the bots have way better tech. The Illuminates need something to stand out
>>528842167Bots are more the scrap metal rebel faction like orks
>>528842167they just need to lean into the biomechanical horror side of it (even though the bots sort of are that already)
just use shit like servitors or the combine from half life as some inspiration
it would not fit thematically as much but imagine a fleshmob except it has flamethrowers on its arms and flails around wildly
>>528841610I would honestly say it's the other way around.
Bring a meta primary like purifier, and you can bring any secondary/grenade strategems you want.
Most of the difficulty of the faction seems to come from chewing through fleshmob/voteless HP. That and the spawn rates. You can nuke the illuminate stuff admittadly fast. But the zombies are just so tanky it feels like the majority of the power focus is around them.
>>528843085crispr wipes out entire hordes in a few seconds, only issue at that point is fleshmobs, which aren't as bad if they're the only thing left. burn em a little, chew through their heads with MG and just strafe if they charge you
I usually bring a MG sentry as well to draw attention and just lure mobs off of objectives and whittle them down a bit. Gas dog keeps things from getting too close, or jetpack to get out of bad spots. strafing run or 500kg are also solid picks
>>528842462>fleshmobs are now upgraded into fleshpounds
>>528842462Bioborgs, psychic bullshit, and electricity.
>>528842167I think what they could do is ditch the biomechanical aspect and make them like, shit, like magical space ninjas or something, you know? With ninjas. Bitches love ninjas
>>528843560I like the bodyhorror psychic space cult though. It's cool.
>>528843514I think my problem is that I'm a slut for heavy armor. I know the faction is dramatically easier with medium or light as you can reposition constantly.
>>528842462Illuminate are already fairly inspired by combine
>headsquids instead of headcrabs>summoned by scientists fucking around with shit they didn't understand>biomech creatures repurposed into warmachines (striders and gunships from hl2)
>>528842462Honestly as cheesy as it is, I like the cthulu theme they're going for. I honestly wanna see more abstract horror shit, like giant tentacle monsters or spooky pitch black lanky guys. Like they just took a human and stretched em out to be 12 feet long.
>>528843707Hell at that point just do melee of your choice, ballistic shield and xbow for fleshmobs.
HMG emplacement
strafing runs
orbital gas
machine gun or de-escalator for support
wtf did they do to my saber?
>>528843707try:
heavy peak physique
eruptor or deadeye
saber
gas grenades
HMG
supply backpack
orbital gatling barrage
orbital gas strike
>>528843834Dead Space crossover incoming.
>watching friends play uma musume pretty derby while sc farming
>lots of sc piles per run
>two 100 procs in half an hour
uma musume is a good luck charm.
>>528831840You split it in half
Hazard leviathans are the punching bag big health bombardiers, they just float over areas and bomb straight down. Those're the white ones
THEN you make one that glows purple, and is the ranged sniper harass, but drastically lower health. You can break a wing and durable damage it pretty easily. Squad focus fire will bring it down in seconds
Easy
>>528843945As cool as melee is to run on squids, it just lacks the DPS and positioning. Get bogged down way too much in my experience, and you're just taking chip from overseers, But you're pretty close to my build.
Honestly I just run jet pack, breaker, and I make sure I have at least one green. Revolver for overseers, and HMG support if I wanna shred harvesters.
You really need jumppack on squids just because how important funneling and repositioning is.
>>528844142That's not a bad build, supply pack gets you moving around with the lunch box, and helps with the ammo issues.
Just feel like I need to output way more DPS cause my buddy swears by having as much CC on the board on the board and nothing else lol.
Granted he takes purifier and will just smoke everything.
>>528842462Sticking flamethrower (plasma thrower since it's the Illuminates) on a fleshmob, thus giving it a weakpoint that you can shoot to deal massive damage to it and surrounding voteless and save yourself some bullets, sounds like a good way to balance them
>>528844470i run gas dog because even though the jetpack is fun i force the mob to come to me and then stand there and get confused
>>528842167the illuminate were always about fucking with you in various ways
they were the weakest physically (IIRC you didn't even need anti-tank for any of them) but they could
>snipe you>sneak up on you with cloaking (which only two bug enemies had)>tank damage with shields>block you with a wall that limited your movement>stun you>reverse your controls
>>528844470Jump pack is always a solid pick but I've been running dogs a lot more on squids lately. Just having gas to keep shit off of you or fire support from the standard one are both really nice to have, letting me focus on the higher priority targets rather than the adds
>>528831840levis should be the illuminate equivalent of super destroyers. overseers should be able to call down fire support from them like we do with stratagems.
>>528845017They should have a unit that makes you hallucinate fake Red stratagem beacons near your location.
>>528844816i just like the idea of the fleshmobs fleshcrafting whatever evolving and having more shit grafted onto them as shock troops, basically mancubus, maybe have one with some kind of ablative armor that can be blown off on its arms but then a weaker spot on its back, forcing you to reposition/stun/flank for optimal damage done to them
maybe have one have some kind of gas pustulates like the spore charger that makes them harder to see/spot or some kind of other gascoded shit like a purple retardo rage haze that when it proxes it immeditaely causes aggro on the existing voteless and they aggressively mutate or get faster or something for a bit
obviously use a planet modifier to test this first similar to the jetpack brigade
>>528845194I was thinking there could be an effect that causes you to hallucinate your fellow helldivers as voteless/overseers
obviously there should be some way to tell, but in the moment it should force you to double check
>>528844329Miku da yooooo
Miku da yooooo
>>528845334I think a safer way to do it would have them make voteless look like SEAF soldiers or citizens.
>>528844816>Sticking flamethrower (plasma thrower since it's the Illuminates) on a fleshmobso basically just bring back the cyborgs
stun nades on bugs has been fun again as im using it to keep idiots alive and then lining up blobs with strikes
kind of just works and also lets pubs kill chargers easier so they stop wasting their bad heavy AT picks on them instead of bile titans
>>528845017It's actually extremely jarring how much they changed squids in comparison to HD1, in 100% bad way. They never relied on numbers, they did crowd control and had snipers trying to shoot you from off screen. The walls were there and having reversed controls in the middle of the fight was something that made fighting them fun. With time you learned how to call stratagems in reverse and you could feel your own might in doing so. They were fun, all 3 factions had good rosters and they had much more thought put into them. Squids now went from barebones zombie faction into pissing off zombie + bullet sponge faction. The amount of crowd control they do is null and design of just having patrols instead of patrols plus roaming snipers/meele assasins really hurts the faction.
>look at how they massacred my boy.jpg
>>528846064Nta, but even though I actually really like the vibe and themeatic shit surrounding the current squids, I can totally get where you're coming from.
>>528846064It's a horde shooter. Not having a horde in a horde shooter is boring. Zombies unironically saved the faction, just look at HD1 numbers - NOBODY liked to play against Illuminate.
>>528846064>They never relied on numberswell they at least had some chaff in the form of the tripods. it's bizarre how they turned the horde enemy into a bile titan-lite when I mowed those things down by the score with the breaker and grenade launcher in HD1. I think that's part of why I hate fighting the squids, they feel far too tanky. even the watchers are far too tanky. they should spawn more frequently and have less health and armor.
>>528846209I don't mind the thematic shift ("pacifist" faction gets shit kicked in, returns with a vengeance) but they definitely lost the essence of what made the faction unique.
>>528846569>they definitely lost the essence of what made the faction unique.I think the crazy thing to me is that they still have stuff like shield tech, cognitive disruptors, long range lasers, and teleportation, so there's literally no reason not to give them more of that original squid feel even with the focus shifted more toward the whole zombie bodyhorror stuff.
Zombies are a genuine perfect fit for the esoteric puppetmaster psychic space cult, but Arrowhead flubbed it by getting rid of most of the actual big brain psychic shit and ended up just making them come off as brutes.
>>528846563Helldivers is a horde shooter only if you're shit at detecting and deleting the patrols. Actually with hd2 you can avoid confrontation by going prone behind rocks because of added 3rd dimension compared to first game.
>>528848078Sounds like coward talk to me.
>Gatling sentry on bots
Why tho
>>528846569The zombie + bodyhorror shift wouldn't be bad if the devs actually designed good elites + heavies to make squid roster not rely only on humanoids. Why they couldn't get elite "smart" voteless with psychic transmitters and long range weaponry and/or armor that would revert to being stupid zombie after having the transmitter shot off? There's literally no reason not to bring the wall back. If you're gonna deliver huge flying whales why not give them a weak spot in a hard to shoot place to reward risky move of moving directly under it risking being instakilled very fast? Why must fleshmobs be stupid bullet sponge that is nothing more than a bunch of voteless design-wise?
>hive lord from hd1 is far harder than anything in hd2
if this company had any sovl they wouldve shaved their heads.
>>528844095I dont know. I noticed it to but I dont know what they did. It...doesnt seem to have tange or damage anymore.
I think one issue I have with squids is that the mobs are so spread apart. You have to deliberately coral enemies together and then funnel them for most of your strategems to work well.
It reminds me a lot of old bots where the only way to kill chaff was bringing a ton of sentries, guard dog, and HMG emplacement..
I kinda like the design around the fleshmobs mitigating that by having ALL the chaff localized in a single point.
But it doesn't take enough extra damage from anti chaff weapons like nades.
It's crazy like a lot of the stuff feels smartly designed on illuminate when I think about it, but I can't tell what's intentional, bugged, or what yknow?
I still stand by leviathans forcing you into alleys which hard counter the faction being clever if intentional.
How do I Reprimand
I've been taking it to squids and it just doesn't have the ammo for them
>>528850815Use it on bots or bugs
>>528850815As other anon said use it on bots. I don't like using it on bugs myself unless you work around using its med pen for the alphas and let guard dog or a sentry kill light chaff.
>No major order so I can just hit QP on the galactic map and get something completely different every time
Pretty comfy
>>528850656Well, if the enemies are spread out in open space, you can just clear a path for yourself and run through. Melee mobs can't catch up to your sprint at all.
>>528799483 (OP)is this the game with the wiggle hackers?
>>528850815Siege Ready. It absolutely needs the faster reload and extra ammo to be competitive.
Honestly what I wanna see are jetpack hulks. I think the faction just needs more that forces a bit of team play. Like stuff the recoiless guy can't kill efficiently and same goes with the guy running AP4.
>>528802393i recommend will youngs proof of concept rogue element on youtube. its really good, no AI slop
>>528801146>>528801292wrong, janny positions have been filled with bad actors that actively sabotage
>>528804515if they overcharge for work why do you not do the work for less?
>>528804603>>528804447igorrs ADHD AI video is funny but its not something i like.
>>528805019how do you feel about high technology like the piston engine?
>>528850815Bring a Stalwart to mow down voteless/meatboys and use the Reprimand to kill Stingrays/Harversters/Overseers
>>528852207I do. That's why I use AI
How would you feel if they removed the charger tech with the spear like they did with the warrant?
you motherfuckers STOP CROSSPOSTING ON /LIG/. If the chuubas find out I'll be WATCHIN' more than I'm DIVIN', and then how will i protect super earth and say fuck swiggers? Do you know what my oshi would think of me? She has my typing style MEMORIZED!!!
>>528853607She has a boyfriend (me)
>>528807020should be called smear amirite
>>528853607My oshi is still on my steam friend list and she knows exactly how many hours I have in helldiver
I also feel bad when I am online in steam playing my own game instead of joining her membership game night of some slop game .......
>>528852445I piston your engine
>>528812681fuck that meme
I don't know which hours are these but let's nuke that tome zone. Entire thing.
>>528853112fair enough. at least youโre not moaning and found a solution
today is the day of happenings
>>528853607No liggers play Helldivers
>>528804515Depends which artists. If you mean some patreon whore doing 2d commissions for god knows how much then you would be right. "Modern" artists doing "modern" non-art are money laundering asset. I'm actually comissioning a 3d artist to make a mod for this game from the scratch and I was waiting for so long to get into a queue of his comissions that I learned 3d myself, started modding myself and it actually hit me that what seemed unthinkable at first that good character model would cost $900 is now perfectly sane idea to me now because of the sheer amount of time you need to spend on sculpting/modelling/retopo/baking/textures/maps/slicing/vertex groups+weights with troubleshooting the mod to actually work in-game makes it worth the price. Also HD2 modding sucks ass, each armor is like 16+ of separate pieces of geometry that have to be presliced to not only body model be in pieces but also cut like cloth at certain points like legs have to be separate left and right halves but also have a slice going from crotch down the inner sides of the thighs and you have to account for those seams when doing materials.
>>528850869But squids are taking one of our planets...
>>528851235I'll take the guard dog
>>528851467Only Siege Ready armor I have is the heavy set but I can work with it
>>528852960I'll try this out with the siege ready and the guard dog. Reprimand should be more than enough firepower to kill anything from the squids anyway
>>528855867Nothing ever happens.
>>528856009And let's keep it that way, otherwise I WILL start doing my normal avatarfagging HERE as punishment.
>>528823465>>528823594Coaldiver cuties owe me fellatio.
AIsloppa cuckold lost and is inching closer to suicide
also Eravin is 100% correct about Leviathans, super heavy armor doesn't belong in squids
>>528858810What am I supposed to interpret from this?
>>528858648Sorry that the Eravin video took a while, he was busy wrapping his throat around my cock.
Why come my Warrant doesn't lock on sometimes
>>528859803because it's a buggy pos
>>528858446thanks anon I needed that
>>528859803It can only lock on to chaff enemies, and even then if they're within 60 meters.
steam://joinlobby/394510/109775241320544940/76561199108851031
finishing d15 bugs, then d15 whatevs
I have not used the killzone gear outside of the helghast cape for maximum chuddiving even one time since that content dropped.
>>528860586im too sleepy to join
>>528843707Fellow heavy on all front here, I fucking love squids and Heavy Armor is pretty great on squid front since you most damage you take are from the overseers. I always do the most kills and most of the objectives and camps while the lightbros are doing whatever the fuck they want.
My loadout for squids is usually:
>Deadeye/Reprimand/Halt>Crisper>Thermite Grenade>Strafing Run>Gas Dog>Commando/Laser Cannon/EAT depending on team build>MG SentryAlways throw your MG sentry as bait to throw off the horde from the objective, use crisper to clear the horde and puffing the fleshmob.Strafing run to take down Harvester/warp ship shield asap or clearing the horde, Commando can be used to take out warp ships after the shield is down or one shot the harvesters and stingrays. Your primary will be used solely for overseers and the Watchers.
Your Gas Dog will pretty much lockdown fleshmob (Fleshmob will change direction mid charge if they are gassed btw) and voteless horde from doing anything. It's pretty much my go to backpack for squids.
Brawndivers should be able to carry leandivers on their backs if their legs are broken or for fun
>>528861240all I'm getting out of this is that /hdg/ should break your legs again slopdiver
>>528861240Brawnydivers should be able to bridal carry Leandivers and SEAFies without their permission, whenever they happen to feel the need.
>>528861240kino, need more fun gameplay mechanics like that, like MECH divin'
>>528861145fi you can post then you can fight, join
>>528843707Heavy armor is hard mode against any faction. Light shits all over it so hard its amazing AH has allowed it to be this weak for so long.
>algae cultures
algae/plant monsters soon?
>>528861917I enjoy wearing heavies mostly because of the drip but yeah. it forces you to always be more watchful of your surroundings to not get swarmed and pretty much stand your ground most of the time.
>>528861217I run MG turret
500kg bomb
Airburst
Autocannon mech.
I smelled the airburst syrup and now I'm a chaff GOD
Yes... you can lose planets to rigged galactic war
>>528862224The drip is immaculate, I wish they switch it around though. Same move speed on all armors but less stamina on heavy.
>>528862340No, my missions make a difference!
>>528856885I loved it when this kind of thing happened during Trump's first term and all the shills outted themselves whenever they brought it up because nothing fucking happened purposefully.
>Successful MO
>No new MO yet
>Fought bugs during
>No medals
FUCKING SWEDES. Every fucking time with these eliminate fucking missions, they seem inherently bugged. I don't think I ever even got the medals from the Bot one a few weeks ago. I don't mind these except they always seem broken, the fuck.
>>528862340Yes... I Watch Retarded Sloptubers
>>528862853MO Medal reward ais always delayed for some goddamn reason
>>528862853We were way ahead of schedule. Probably wont get the reward until the internal timer expires.
>>528862853>Respond saying were ahead of schedule and we need to wait for internal clock>Post>Doesnt appear>Post on Cooldown
>get one shotted from behind by a silent charger
>spectate teammate
>gets hit in the exact same way as i did
>-30% hp
:/
>>528863961did you try being less crushable?
is there a reason why there are 5k botdivers pushing 0% liberation on vernen wells (average resistance) instead of going to charbal-vii (low), choepessa iv (low), vesa bay (low), or blistica (low) ?
>>528863961such is the life of the light sissy
>>528864268vernen wells is a fun desert planet + it's the le epic save the children planet.
>>528856885whoa it's almost like america is the only civilized country that isnt run by psychopaths who drink blood
>>528863961that just means she thinks you're cute
>>528864268those planets are ez mode and botdivers crave a challenge
>>528864342>can and will be billed a four digit sum for calling an ambulance>civilized
>>528864268no one actually cares about liberating planets outside of MOs
>>528864268i can't get a full d10 lobby on those planets
>>528864561I don't care during MOs either
>0 medal reward
>>528861240What does a robodiver blowjob feel like?
https://files.catbox.moe/o9riik.png
>>528865243do NOT the robot girls.
>>528865243Either really cold and bad, or something custom made with all the pieces and parts to literally reshape your entire perception of reality. You just have to figure out whether or not she's built for it.
>>528861240Give her platinum blonde hair onegai
>>528866140Do not do this. It makes mustard gas.
Night night, everyone.
Rep-80 will be in the next Warbond for sure.
>>528866395Good night stoopid
Why can't I find any bunkers on mega cities? Where's the medals/sc on these maps?
>>528867096What, you thought some r*ddit do-gooder tranny wasn't going to get back to them with a warning about Sweden leaving the keys in the lock of their safe.
>>528867317I don't understand what you mean anon. I haven't visited this general or played the game since the polar warbond came out.
The ultimate crutch loadout just dropped:
https://youtu.be/cnxCvpaUnus?si=NBvBWua5WuJ0reDs
If you are using ANY of these items, you are a shitter.
>>528866395>Arsenal of Democracy warbond-REP-80 repair gun primary
-Plasma torch secondary that functions as a thermite DoT melee weapon
-Angel drone backpack
-Vehicle Resupply stratagem
-Orbital Scan booster that highlights all samples, small ammo, grenade boxes, and stim boxes on radar when within range and doubles the range their icons become visible
-Combat Engineering armour passive: reduce cooldown of vehicle, emplacement, and mine stratagems by 30%
-Forklift Certified title
>>528867414SC spawns were broken on city maps in our favour.
>>528867414We were having the whole general ignoring the MO for a week straight just to rape Arrowhead in their sleep on their messed up park bunker SC spawn rate. You could easily make 1000 SC in about 45 minutes, I'm basically set for life now!
I think they fixed it though.
>>528867631>>528867659Oh. Darn. I take it I just missed that then? How do I farm credits then?
>throw SOS
>3 people join
>1 person dies three times in the first two minutes
>he leaves
>mission is prio is chucked to the bottom of the pile
>no one joins for the remainder of the mission
>generators all die (defence mission)
>4th person joins as evac comes in
I've had three missions end in this manner recently, some we win some we lose, but what the fuck is with the game not being able to find a fourth person when someone leaves in the first two minutes of joining?
>>528867591You forgot the red watched bar, thats not the yt overlay bar, but in the thumb
>>528867591>Doesn't show the full loadout at the start of the video to increase watchtime.
>>528867710This is once again the most worthwhile method for SC farming.
>>528867479Why is hd2 absolutely plagued with low effort skimmers that shit out 10-20 minute videos en masse with lukewarm knowledge?
>what I use to kill bugsWho fucking cares? Who the fuck are you? Use weapons that kill swarms and have something to kill giant bugs. It's just that easy.
>what I use to kill botsExplosive weapons or things that can reliably plink devestator/hulk heads. And something that reliably kills factory striders
>what I use to kill squidsMachine guns, and something to shoot down stingrays. But bring something explosive for the ships.
>>528867479>the most basic fucking loadout in existanceWOW. I am like genuinely shocked how uninspired this is.
>>528867857I personally hate getting auto'd into defense missions. Least interesting mission types. Everyone brings every sentry they can and we just toss sentries on cooldown. Eventually the ship arrives. Having no objective other than kill the "horde" is lame in every game that does it.
>>528867960Ok, I'll let you in on this super secret loadout that was just discovered:
>Medicuck Medium armor>Blitzer>Queso Cannon>Gernade Pistol>Thermites>500kg>Napalm Barrage>Arc DoggyBet you never thought of that one, huh?
>>528868259Didn't watch the video but I assume this guy plays solo?
>>528868023>Something that reliably kills factory stridersMmm, nyo, I think I'll just shoot off the chain guns with an AP3 weapon and walk away
>protected 88% of ain-5
>lose defense
>lose entire progression instead of the usual 50% liberation
Why did they nerf the galactic war when it was already shite ?
>>528862853>no medals rewardThey've already run out of anything interesting to reward players with. I have everything unlocked. Everything upgraded. And maxed on all resources. And I'm not even 150 nor have I grinded at all. I couldn't care less about medals anymore. They're just a means to get the one thing in a warbond that's ever worth getting then they pile upon again.
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>>528868259A loadout so painfully bog-standard I'm falling asleep thinking about it.
And medium armor? Indians from Calcutta scamming boomers have better ideas.
Red pill me on med/heavy armor
t.Light armor only fag
>>528868541What's wrong with medium armor?
>>528868653>heavy armorspayss muhreen
>>528868653Only stim when you get to half health and you can get munched by a charger and live.
>>528851423That's Siege. Their general is 2 blocks down
>>528868653Light is fine. Just don't get hit bro.
>>528868171Oh for sure, but this happens on every mission type for me.
>>528868671It's a basic bitch compromise for people who are too afraid to dodge around in light armor but can't handle fighting their way through getting overrun in heavy armor either. A crutch, basically.
>>528868653take supply pack
Eats stims
unkillable (when not ragdolled)
you feel pretty beefy, and jet packs / car help if you want that mobility
>>528868885So the sensible people choice that makes tryhards seethe?
>>528851423That's tarkov bud
why even wear light armor. Never feel like going that fast helps in anyway sides getting around the map slightly faster
>>528868885Unfortunately for your opinion, all the best drip is in the medium class.
>>528868957>not fast enough to never get hit>not strong enough for getting hit to not matterIt's mid by design.
>>528869023There's no med Siege Ready.
the fuck do you mean that joel set ain-5 to zero even when it was less than an hour to liberation?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242428441521/76561199108851031
d10 whatevs
>>528869094extra padding medium is literally the best armor choice
The starter loadout is a crutch.
>>528869152>fulllate again... fuck my incel life...
>>528868171The mission type would be slightly better if the missiles didn't take so long to launch. You fight roughly the same amount of enemies as eradicate missions but it takes almost 3 times as long on average to complete.
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Why yes I take AC, 3 barrages, and the big titty milf mod with extra ass jiggle how could you tell?
>>528869504Did it once like 3 months ago after they said they fixed it, and never again. Fucking felt like playing bloons just sitting around and bitching.
>>528869173unflinching on the red/black armors is also solid. Especially since it gives you the scout ping.
>>528869095I only take siege ready for heavy machine gun anyways.
resupply nerfs are bound to incentivize double dipping ammo crutcher antics and punish efficiency omegachads
>>528869909Except siege applies to everything except support weapons
>>528868671On bugs? Simple. It's not light.
>>528869909MMG and HMG require Peak Physique though.
>>528870008Support weapons without backpacks get extra ammo. Not much, but it's still an additional box on HMG, can't recall what the rest get.
>>528870149They feel clunky as shit without them. Not too bad against most enemies but highly mobile ones like Hunters and Overseers are a pain in the ass to deal with without PP.
>>528870118that's bollocks
people used HMG and all other low ergo guns just fine before that perk was put in the game
it's about practice, pre-aim game, and not getting annoyed by the slightest bit of extra effort
the recoil reducing armors are much better
>>528870118Aimlet sissy leandiver cope.
>>528870118mmg I don't know, but HMG abso fucking lutely. You can't just waste ammo with it you need to aim and click heads. It's stupid but the lack of durable damage forces this shitty play style.
PP is probably the worst case of a shitter crutch there is. Imagine needing an armor passive to deal with something that can be solved with moving your fucking mouse.
>>528870219every support weapon it affects gets one extra magazine, with the exception of the railgun which gets 6 extra rounds
>>528870448Wrong, HMGs ammo is bad enough that a suply pack is almost mandatory but heavily suggested.
But with a suply pack you have more than enough ammo.
Also recoil reduction is better for it.
>>528870264peak physique users say with the ergonomics buff you can hold the gun down as you fire to reduce recoil better than dedicated recoil reducing armors
>>528870610>supply packnot necessary at all. Stop missing your shots.
PP armor with 450 fire rate turns the HMG into a head popper 9000 it's hilarious. I barely go through my first mag before I get a resupply.
>>528870118it really doesn't, you can easily compensate it with some practice and you're not gonna be using it in close range anyways so it being snapy isn't much of a concern
>>528870724>you're not gonna be using it in close range anywaysThe pack of 15 predditors barreling towards you from all directions thinks otherwise.
>>528870724>you're not gonna be using it in close range anywayswhy not?
Shit has so much stagger, it's great to fling around and ward off stuff ontop of you. Hell if you want it's a great melee weapon.
>>528870867Who the fuck uses HMG for bugs, much less predditor bugs?
>>528870967id use the HMG on bugs all the time if it didnt look like shit, i just want a skin for it that makes it something good looking.
Turn it into some wacky Jap HMG or a beefy more detailed and greebled M2.
The only mods for it i saw were some one literally just made it a black brick and called it a .50 cal.
>>528870709With suply pack and fortified its a max RPM deathmachine, which makes me insanly tanky from explosive res and stim maxxing.
>>528837797>light armor>deaths: 11>stims used: 22guy has sub-par surviving skills
>>528871353you spend more time reloading than shooting imo.
I unno, using it like a 100 round ap4 primary is just real satisfying.
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>New transmission from Super Earth
>Yeah uhh this is Dr. Chud, Medical, Xenoentomology Center
>we uhhh need 6 million more extracted Terminind eggs, and the swarm will be defeated in approximately 14 days
Why would I ever use the MMG over the HMG?
Is there a bigger noob trap than the Stalwart?
>>528870709>450 fire rate turns the HMG into a head popper 9000 it's hilarious. I barely go through my first mag before I get a resupply.soulless, pre-60daypatch hmg philosophy. I'd rather just crank it to 750 and shred.
>>528872473you wanna hold down the trigger and kill chaff, HMG is a hulk and medium chaff killer. MMG is a all around chaff killer.
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>>528872990Remember what they took from us...
yeeee
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I just got the game, what am I in for?
>>528871521I agree, which is why you go max rpm with a suply pack.
>>528873203Join a D10 bots match as soon as you boot it.
>>528873203Enjoy grinding multiple currencies for a game you paid for bwo
>>528873203Fun.
Eurojank and bugs as well.
>>528872473if you want to enjoy its pleasant sound, and perhaps also it's intriguing length and rigidity.
>why are my games full of new players after we got a bunch of new players from the super earth update????
Best SC farming planet right now?
>>528873390The game should have 200k players active but they should also all be Level 150 and pull their weight but not good enough to top my stats and also bring only stratagems that I approve of
>>528873260just the fact that you can get everything in the game for free is enough to redeem the grind for me. most companies wont even give the option to grind premium currency.
>>528873203Post your friend code so I can take you to D10 predator bugs
>>528873203change your body type to lean
>>528873146i care more about the nerf to belly rubs, you could kill a Factory Strider in less than a mag, now you're luck if you can do it without reloading
>>528872394Gee Dr. Chud, what do ya even need all those eggs for?
>>528873203Play with anons, we'll take good care of you
>>5288691523/4, bug blitz tim
>>528868653q
Med with extra padding will save you a lot of reinforcements
>>528873203join the evil
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242428441521/76561199108851031
>>528871337https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/5507
>>528874534saaar failed to redeem lobby you must change your matchmaking settings in the option to public
>jeet brigade over choohe
Yep, bot MO incoming
>>528874958>jeet brigade over choohecheck again they are now three of them
>>528872543eruptor, ultimatum, thermite, double-edge sickle, orbital railcannon, mortar sentry
>>528875080yeppp was just about to post it too, definitely a bot mo next
>>528874958>>528875080>jeet brigadeDagger my beloved about to see more action
>>528874534SAAAAR YOU MUST BE LISTENING TO ME THE MATCHMAKING PRIVACY IN OPTIONS REDEEM THE PUBLIC SETTINGS DALIT.
no incel corp? there better be jetpack hulks
now we only see two of the jeet what are they planning
>jeet brigade when they made it so a failed defense puts the planet at 0%
MO rigged before it even starts
>>528875421Joel is literally placing them down by hand lmao.
>>528875432But if all MOs are railroaded and rigged, why should you care for a Bot MO?
>>528875289im sorry saar you must wait now
gatling sentry gets me so fucking hard.
I find just putting it behind a wall or something is all I need to keep it from nuking me.
Any idea what all these guns are?
>>528877345stalwart, mmg, breaker, knight, libconc, railgun
>>528877345sniper
mg43
knight
Railgun
>>528877432Wow you're good
>>528876221You got a lot of nerve posting this semen demon on a Thursday
uhhhh did the jeets always have jetpack devastators?
>>528872473HMG if you you're dedicated to a machine gunner (i.e. stationary, prone, aiming down sights) playstyle
MG43 if you prefer run and gun Rambo shit
>>528878079Don't make me get up to check
>>528878140Personally I like HMG for the walking ball smasher. Just aim at center mass, click, tap tap tap, and shit just goes down Infront of me.
Ant good for crowds but it just punches down elite units n feels real good walking n gunning.
Best with peak physique tho for the extra turning.
>>528878247>>528878320I'm not kidding, don't have video but I just had a group of devs jumppack in a blitz on marfark at me. Thought I saw a hulk with something on its back but none of the hulks every jumped at me
>silently added jetpack devastators, berserkers and hulks to jet brigrade with no announcement or fanfare or anything
Why is sweden like this?
>hulks get themselves stuck on terrain after they jetpack nine times out of ten
oh okay then that explains why
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Jeets assaulting Bekvan and on Aseir, probably on their way to Curia
>captcha:
>jet hulks can't come soon enough
>Need new light chaff bad for the boom factor and mixup
>Just about to set aside pp armor and HMG
>Get called back outta retirement
I'm so fucking ready.
I'm soooooo fucking ready bros.
yeah jet brigade are still a joke lol
>two jeet brigade fleets
So we are getting a 5 planet loss at the very least
>>528879404the entire bot faction is a joke
lmao even the hulks have jetpacks wtf were they thinking they are huge
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WTF JETPACK HULKS??????
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241477463348/76561198073214698\
BOT 10 AAAAAAAAA
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>>528879460>the entire bot faction is a jo-ACK, WHAT THE FUCK SWEDEN NERF THIS FUCKING SHIT ALREADY
>>5288796263/4
joinnn naowww, I WANT MY NEW CONTENT NOWWWW
>keep telling my friend jetpack hulks are coming any minute now
>They come out the only week in a year I'm away from my computer
Sweden will answer for this.
So what? Is it just new Jetpack Hulks?
>>528879890lmaoooo get rekt anon
>>528879896jetpack devs that shoot faster, normal troopers with jetpacks, hulks with jetpacks
>>528878935LEAN DIVERS......................
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241478403457
d10 anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>new enemies released
>thread dead
its over....
>>528880456FUCK this im gonna go play with randoms
i just don't wanna play sorry
>>528880524>Hulk>but it jumpsYeah I don't really care.
>jet brigade cant even emulate a fraction of the incineration corps' power
They really only are a nuissance on the galactic war map but that's it
Jet Hulks will splatter you if you get landed on
>t. red mist
Do jetpack hulks explode in the same way normal jetpack dudes do? Also does their jetpack take damage the same way the vents on the back do?
>>528880469THEY FLY NOW!
Seen flying adam smashers and hulks, it's on now!
nothing burger. go back to bed
>>528880057I'm gonna racemix
>>528879626back to 3/4
quick!
Miao
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>JEET BRIGADE with new content?!
Well I'll be, time to stop playing Warhammer 3 and reinstall this shit
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>more defense slop
never change AH....
>>528880057>>528881869>white man steps in the pod>black man drops on the planet>black man gets in the evac>white man on the victory screen.
Now that the dust has settled, EULA yea or nae
>>528875104>eruptor>thermiteBoth of these are good thoughever.
>his a single AC shot on a 3 hulks, 3 chickens, 6 jetpack devs
>everything blows up
>12 kills
>>528882239I unno, but I like the cooler more :)
>monthly "6 planet forced loss bot MO"
Clean it up, botsissy.
>>528882904we got moon kino back on the menu so i don't care
>still no real illuminate
>>528882904Oh no, we lost planets, it's soooo over this time for sure.
>jet brigade back
and i'm stuck at work
I NEED TO DIVE DAMN IT
A surprise is waiting for you at Curia, littluh' leandiver.
moon kino or jungle kino what will it helldiver
>jetpack devastators can jump at you from 50 meters or more
>jetpack hulks appear out of fucking nowhere
I'm not gay but I think Jump Hulks are pretty cool.
>Doomtrannies: "IRONSIGHTS LEAK ARE FAKE, HE USED BLENDER TO MODEL A JETPACK ON A HULKS BACK AND PRETEND HE JUST FOUND NEW HIDDEN CONTENT TO CLICKBAIT CLUELESS RETARDS"
>actual jetpack hulks in the game
Doomjeets literally can not stop taking Ls
They should up the spawn of the Jeet Hulk,
cuz I wanna be surrounded
>>528879754I wish theyโd at least put a blinking red light on top or something. Make it like bot building regulation codes or something. Fuckers feel impossible to see half the time.
>Defence of Bekvam would require around 42k players, defending Curia requires even more
>Devs expect people to defend against four of these fucking invasions
I swear these fucking swedes think more people play their game than really do
>>528885285thought the leaks were about illuminate? didnt we know about hulks with jetpacks since launch?
>some level 112 autist joins my friends lobby trying way too hard to be cool using the hover pack, flame thrower and ultimatum
>keeps dying and TKing us with the damn ultimatum
>friend gets tired of him and kicks him
>gets replaced by a level 39 chinaman who is packing the Gatling, FRV, EAT and also an ultimatum
>he's 300% more efficient, didn't TK once and drives with 3 tires better than most players can drive with 4
I wasn't familiar with the chinese player base's game, shame I don't get the chance to dive at 5am-6am all the time
>>528885945>defend against 4 invasions>we usually lose 2 planets until we defeat one fleetSo we're just expected to lose 8 planets then
>>528884938not looking forward to that, I had a fucking hulk movement tech me by using his chop at the edge of a hill to fucking fly at me on marfark
>>528886106No joke, the chinks put more effort into this game than the usual level 90 dadgamer shitter
She incinerate my corps till I x12 kills
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PSA: Purifier
Turns the new Jet Brigade devastators into a joke since the splash also destroys their jetpack.
You pretty much one shot the jet devs.
>>528886167Bots to blitzkrieg towards Super Earth and we get bot mega cities biome
>most of the shield devs replaced with regular devs that jump in front of you, so you can headshot them easier with any light pen weapon.
>hulks always jump in front of you so you can headshot them easier.
>trooper jeets still chain explode each other
I didn't think there was a way for swiggers to make this clown front even easier, but here we are.
>>5288852851 out of what, 4 leaks? Turns out be real.
Where are the illuminate, the APC, the different ammo for guns.
>>528887321Leaktrannies will piss and shit their pants when the leaked model that showed up 12+months ago suddenly appears in game once everyone has either forgotten about them or no longer cares.
>>528887321>where are the...Tuesday.
>med pen 3 weakpoint on jet hulk on the front
jobber sub faction holy fuck
>>528887420Addendum - It was never specified which tuesday.
>>528887528its to make up for all the sissies crying about warrant being unable to kill hulks frontally now.
Jet brigade units should flank with the jump packs.
A patrol spreading out to the sides, firing volleys as they jump while the normal units hold the center would be cool.
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Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no tyranny.
>no new lobbies
when will you niggers stop writing and start playing
>>528887886make one you lobby beggar nigger
bonus
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>>528887865For you are with me; your ballot and your box, they comfort me.
>>528888116ODST armor always looking good
>oh new helldiver stuff
>let's check out the general
>mfw the AI sloppa jeet migrated from /cope/ to here
la fucking mao
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242962363194/76561198081046098 d10 jet bots
>>528887528Jet brigade dies so fucking fast holy shit
They just explode themselves and burning to death at the slightest damage, the hulks too
>>528887176Somehow they made the bots even easier than fucking bugs with the jet brigade. The chain explosion instantly kills patrols in one click
>after months of literally nothing nothing on the botfront they now get raped by the forced defeat brigade
AH really hates the botdivers, huh
another sloptastic addition with zero QA
not even one single, solitary second of the Swedish 10 hour work week was spent playing a single mission to see if the jeet hulks work
bravo
>jetpack hulks are even easier to kill than the normal variant
bruh
>excited that we finally get more bot variants added to the jet brigade
>they still have the mass exploder problem
>everything is instantly deleted with primaries or the same old weakpoint tactics
Hoo boy Sweden you guys fucking SUCK ASS at this shit.
It's hilarious how the jet brigade and incineration corps are complete opposites of eachother in terms of difficulty. What the fuck was AH tjinking with this subfaction? How could they fix it?
>>528889818>make the jetpack troopers explosion lethal again>make berserks faster and actually jump onto you and make their attacks track better so they aren't completed countered by holding S>jethulks squish you if they land on you
>>528889818don't have them explode, have them jump behind you
Missed opportunity to give jeet troopers the hover pack so they can assault you from above while you're trying to take cover
>>528889818The swedish mind is an actual enigma. It's so simple.
>jetpack units designed to land within 10-15m of you, not just jump up and down at range>devastators equipped with shields and a melee bayonet on their gun arm, or spikes on their shields because that's what they bash you with >melee jetpack devastators with laser chainsaws or fuckass huge laser sword arms >literally anything other than easy as fuck normal devs with a nothingburger jump >jetpack hulks don't have a retarded explodey weakpoint>neither do the devs, the chain explodes is only reserved for the troopers >add jet berserkers and they also move fasterBut no we got retarded swedish design once again. Fucking Christ I'm so tired of seeing the potential of this game squandered over and over and over.
>>528889993they should jump at you and try to land on you with their foot outstrechted I think that'd be cool I think
They to add a heavily armored subfaction that add tanks to patrols and take higher AP to take out units across the board
>>528888774full
new lobby
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243146439543/76561198993299329
d10 whatever ye like
>>528804515Just find a Portuguese or Brazilian artist. They charge half as much as anyone else, and usually finish a lot faster, too.
>>528803981>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PROOOMPT AI IMAGES YOU HAVE, JUST HAVE TO PAY THE MENTALLY ILL LGBTQPZ+ ARTIST $130 FOR YOUR GLORIFIED SKETCH WITH A SEVEN MONTH DELIVERY TIME (IF XHE FEELS LIKE IT :///// )
>>528893695have you considered learning to make it yourself
>level 98 desktop dad gamer with open mic on bots
>confused why the silo objective is still gray when the generator is still down
What causes this phenomenon? How do these people function in real life?
they are getting really comfortable giving us week long MOs. At least add megacities to bots or something
>>528893882drawing doesn't interest me and i'm fine with just doing basic photoshops and paint shitposts
>>528891287holy SHIT wait am I seeing this right? You're downing dropships with the AC? Or is someone else shooting them down?
jetpack dev and hulk finally here?
>>528893889>How do these people function in real life?Better than you, clinically obese neet faggot.
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>>528894265are you perhaps rarted?
>>528893980Do you want a jeet hulk to crush you after clipping through a megablock every game?
jk it's gonna be jank no matter if they are actually delaying bot cities for fixes
>>528893889I'm frequently the only one that knows how to do the objective in 150 level lobbies. Pubbies just assume everyone else will do the thinking work for them. It's kinda insane.
>more filler
Just release the fucking illuminiggers already
>>528894359Simmer down, gamer dad.
>>528891287i crashed fugging sweden
Maledivers owe me sex grrrrrrrrr
>>528894908it's not filler if there are new jetpack units
are there new jetpack units?
the MO blurb sounds like it's saying there is
Are lasers still a good against jeets?
>>528895090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR9J5-4Nq6U
>best front gets the best variants
Kino.
>>528894359>anon asks a question>unga bunga monkey gets angry and answers him indirectlylol, lmao even
new jet bots aren't so bad actually. Had a Jetpack hulk cut me off twice so far and had some jetpack devestators jumping over walls I used as cover. I want them to give berserkers jetpacks. Hell, make them flying suicide bombers that run and jump at you at high speed
>>528896954>make them flying suicide bombers that run and jump at you at high speedthis
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>jeet brigade defense mission
>bot defense major order directly after eagle storm has been wasted
I hope Joel gets raped to death by a horde of somali monkey immigrants.
>jeets are an unstoppable force on the galactic map where they will take at least two planets no matter what the community does (forced defeats are good gamedesign btw)
>jeets in actual gameplay are the biggest push-over in all of HD2
How do the swedes do it man
>>528897879Thank god
Fuck the team killing piece of shit eagle storm
>>528812221the old concept art for the confidential data that you find in bot fortresses was a bot head but it had a brain in it
Three charged Purifier shots to the front kills a jet hulk. No aiming required just center-mass that shit.
Incredible.
>cant call in hellbomb strat anywhere on the jammer surface
lmao, bravo sweden
>>5288912873/4 1 wall rem
Good morning sirs. the code has been approved and the updated has been kindly pushed. flying hulks have been added to do the needful. Please review and revert back how you enjoy the new flying brigade. Thank you bitch rape you next week ma'am.
>>528898484Once again the swede demonstrates that they do not test a fucking thing. 90% of their balance problems could be solved with gray_box_testmap testing. A lineup of every enemy in the game, and access to every weapon in the game. You fucking take some time, kill every enemy with every weapon and see if anything breaks. It's like tester 101.
>>528898350>Fuck the team killing piece of shit eagle stormBased eagle-1 taking out the creeps and the shitters
I'm a Chad and she never strafes me
>that Hulk Bruiser that was 40 meters away and not a threat activates its jump jets and closes the distance between you in two seconds flat
I fucking love this update.
>>528813292Nothing going on + it's not the weekend yet
>>528898963Except they don't? Every piece of footage I've seen they just kinda lazily jump about 20m away from you, stop, and slowly recover.
>>528891287full
lusty image anyway
>>528899587Frank... DOXXED... /hdg/ betrays another one of their own...
>>528844095did you try it on squids? If yes then they just made the voteless tankier than a terminid scavanger
>>528899587why are you latinx
>>528867479This guy has the most painfully monotone, lifeless voice I've ever heard. 15 seconds in and I felt like I am getting a headache.
>>528899587don't let these "people" stop you from doxxing me, do as you want this is just jet another spook
>>528868653You know those time when the stars aligned and some kind of ragdoll bullshit resulted in you getting poked and dying? With medium/heavy, you survive most of those instead.
>jeet brigade is finally fun, game is STILL TOO BIG for my computer
either I am joining some real shitters or they buffed bots cause I keep joining squad with 1-5 reinforcements left
>there's a mexican, a brazilian, and a singaporean in /hdg/
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243897315199/
d10 whatever
lobby decides
>>528900601Diversity is our strength
>>528900601still more tolerable than western europeans
>>528900601>alt right nazi website>filled with browns and chinks
>>528900601We used to have a Venezualan furry aswell.
>>528893889>>528894892>when you need to teamkill the pubbie that has spent a full minute or more on the pipe maze objectiveSuffering.
>>528900601There could even be a swede
>>528894265He's not scratching the dropships. He's just murdering the completely exposed passengerse.
>>528900854many such cases
you'd be surprised how many russian nazis there are when they're the untermensch that would be purged by the actual nazis at the first opportunity
>everyone keeps saying moon planets are kino
>can't see fucking shit
yet you guys bitch about foggy shithole bug planets
>>528901051oh you mean ukranians
>>528901278the semen demon that ruined the senko artist...
>>528901389>doesnt have a flashlight attachmentskill issue
>>528901398nah, mostly russians. although you have this weird slav nazi thing all over eastern europe.
Havenโt played since super earth battle.
Has there been ANY new content?
By order of the Ministry of Humanity all leandiver women over level 50 are now enrolled in the the first ever optional government mandated charity bush growing competition. Inspections will be done upon cryo thawing and at 0450 daily. Evidence of grooming products being used on the pubic area will be considered treason.
>>528901504bug mega citie and jeet new units
>>528901504actually... yeah
>>528900814I'm the chillest man you could ever interact with
>>528900854Brazil has more white people in total than Germany or France, fyi, I also wouldn't cross the Singaporean to be some expart, a lot of my finance and tech acquaintance are often sent there, sometimes for months
please make a thread before we get another cancerous train wreck
TAKE THAT HULK YOU FUCKING FATTY
Jeet Brigade steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243898302755/76561198088743007
>>528899820>If yes then they just made the voteless tankier than a terminid scavangerThey already were though?
Sweden should just double down and keep the current jeet brigade's fragility and just up the explosion range
I want an entirely jihadi glass cannon subfaction
>Purifier kills everything except tanks and dogs
>The only AT I ever need is Commando
I love Jeet brigade
>Hulks stands still most of the time because they're calculating the jump location
>Troopers have xbox hueg one shot explosions because of jet pack
>Devs instantly dies when one explode
>Literally making everyone turn into bile bugs except they're killing their own
This is kinda fun.
>both lobbies full
fuck it
d10 lobby decides
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