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lost? rs3 general can be found at >>>/vm/rsg

previous >>528822354

just clogged

plarp tuah shit on that thang!

Why should I lose my max cape when the new skill is released? I earned it!

but unironically

log in stare at game for 4 hours log out

It's been like 3 years since I last tried the mobile client and after trying it today I gotta say it's pretty amazing. It's like a runelite lite.

d3k kissed me softly while stroking my hair

it was the craziest thing

got a garlic bread in the air fryer

i love the girls who love to rune because theyre just like me

im gonna rune

i had a bit of a meltie at the runey today so im logged off

im at work

>>528922985
wanna talk about it?

midzy have you got any more photos of those nice chinese girls

>>528923134
its just your typical whining about bots in the wilderness i think it would be annoying to post more about it

is abyssal sire easy to do on the ironman?

>>528923885
Everything is easy anon. Just get gud

>>528923885
sire isn't supposed to be hard

>>528907262
For just two probabilities it's simple, expected KC is 200+300-(200*300)/(200+300)
380 in this case
This assumes the drops aren't mutually exclusive, but it's still an extremely close approximation when probabilities are small
The exact form gets complicated and compute-intensive very quickly and depends on which drops are mutually exclusive, but since drop probabilities are small, generally, for n items with probabilities p_1, p_2, ..., p_n, it's accurately approximated as the integral from 0 to infinity of (1-e^(-p_1*x))*(1-e^(-p_2*x))*...*(1-e^(-p_n*x))
So e.g. in Python that can be computed by using scipy's quadrature for the integration like this:
import numpy as np
from scipy.integrate import quad
P = [1/200,1/300]
expected_trials, _ = quad(lambda t: 1 - np.prod([1 - np.exp(-p * t) for p in P]), 0, np.inf)

Which gives the same result of 380 in this case, but works for larger numbers of drops too.

The reason why graceful is not considered good is because its main effect of increasing run energy regeneration only works while you are not running. As the point of weight reducing gear is to keep running, the effect is worthless. Graceful is therefore not better than any weight reducing alternatives which are a lot faster to get by comparison.

i got 6k league points left, should i get the fire death animation or void ornament

>>528923885
wouldnt do it without emberlight

>>528924271
And the exact formula for mutually exclusive events is derived in this paper: https://doi.org/10.1016%2F0166-218x%2892%2990177-c

nerd alert

i think it would be interesting to see statistics on if cheesers are more or less likely to rwt

they arent quite mutually exclusive events because getting one precludes getting the other

i imagine most rwtraders buy capes yeah

even legit capers are more likely to be endgame or hlc or whatever the right term is and services are rampant in that group and only thinly separated from rwt

>>528925780
what about quiver havers vs cheesers then

>>528925279
>>528924271
what is the reason treating the expected values independently does not work
or does it answer a different question than what op asked for

like if a boss has a 1/5 drop A and a 1/2 drop B and a 1/10 drop C after 10 kc I would expect 2A 5B and 1C
but like I guess if you lock one of them in then it takes away kc from the others so the others dont apply anymore hmmmmm

>>528927883
yeah exactly that only works for a regular drop and a tertiary drop for example
regular drops are the coupon collector problem as i said
https://fabianwesterbeek.github.io/couponcollector/

>>528924271
yeah thats what the wiki says very nice job copy pasting https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Drop_rate i mean wow youre smart im sure youf igured all that out on your own

need my coupon collected fr

>>528923242
yea why

if you think about it fenkenstrains castle is basically the gielinor equivalent of a florida mcmansion

d3 owes me

x owes me is a deep cut d3poster must be an oldfag

any cheesers here i have a question ok here goes if i saw you wearing your cheesecape and said cheesed to meet you how would you feel im considering starting doing it

drop me a whip my nigger sheesh i need one for tentacle

if you did that to me id post your rsn in the thread

your soft ass nigga ain't doing shit lets be foreal.

ok dont let me catch you at w517 vardork so

I am unironically asshurt about the TOA purple rate changes. please revert

i think the changes show that they arent nerfing shadow any time soon which sux

>>528929517
ya that's true, but they did nerf getting a shadow which is what ive been trying to do for like 2 1/2 months straight

>>528929649
thats just because you arent blessed

i wore my max cheese cape when i had it dont take this thread too seriously

wow so much fun

where are you sailing to babe

shes sailing to bowfa island

i was gonna go to the cursed archipelago and then quit but now i want to see the scavenging stuff

just fucking poll sailing again like hawnestly dude

why are the boats still ugly

they call me the unstopable force

gz but cringe nickname

why do they call you that are you a rapist

do you wanna pit your unstoppable force against my unbreakable wall

are you coming onto me

is 8 minutes a bad solo yama time

not trying to be a negative nancy but its atrocious

post gear

i have max mage but it was my first kc so at least itll only get better i guess but damn this is going to be aids to grind

>>528932398
why dont you duo it and melee it at least p1 and p2

sigh...

>>528932490
because im shy and antisocial but yeah i do plan to learn melee once im more comfortable with the mechanics it just looks annoying

I didn't give you consent to post that picture of me.

>>528933038
what is notable about this toon?

>>528933162
cheese cape cheese scythe cheese oathplate

>>528933240
and thats worth posting why exactly ?

they call me the drink

>>528931352
id like to ancestrally rope your bottom

>>528933240
im gonno cheese your ass if you keep it up

Is this real?

story of runeytale

did d333cay quit

god i hope so

she never quit this dick if you catch my drift

why do you people care about nasty biofems instead of clean and pure vtubers

vtubers prey upon lonely vulnerable men and take their money

im such a freaking chicken jockey >_<

d3k didnt take money i guess

when i was gigasimping i tried to give d3 a bond but she refused it and i think that speaks to her good character

shes pure shes saving her bondginity for marriage

d3 sucked it

wow a bond? i bet if you offered her a t bow she would've said yes

why is osg full of men who think theyre gay and use female pronouns but simp for the first biofem who pays them the slightest bit of attention

>>528927883
if drops are mutually exclusive it takes longer on average because there's no possibility of a double drop, but all drops anyone cares about are so rare that a double or triple drop would be so incredibly unlikely that it has almost no effect on the expected kills whether it's possible or not

>>528937786
ERM this is why we need pride events its called being a queer trans lesbian sweaty? be respectful.

>>528937786
look up the term transbian, chuddy

>>528937847
that is true too but that was not my point I think
otherwise the answer to 1/10 and 1/2 and 1/5 would be 10
but apparently it is not

no i dont mean our trans girls i mean literally just using the pronoun as a cis male

oh my days

hananie moment

lolololol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaUViQQ8TL8
THE GOAT HAS DONE IT AGAIN
GNOMONKEY W
BRUHSAILOR L

bruhsailor absolutely sobbing at every beast gnomonkey video that destroys his pathetic little meta

CHAT ZFG IS LIVE

omg is it another livestream clip poorly cut into a 20 minute video

for me personally its ywzzz

how many golden gnomes has bruhsailor won

bro had to melt his golden gnome down to pay for those yama contracts

gnomonkey was a top 10 finishes and held the rec for about a month

after he blew his entire bank dying

put some respect on his name hes the first player to get into rsdebt without any staking or pking

streamers make like 50k a year in 10 years gnomemonkey gonna be working at mcdonalds bruh

https://youtu.be/Tsn7FKHM8HM

and hunter rumors

is that true

>>528938072
With 3 drops you'll probably go drier than average on one
So the question is, how unlucky do I expect to be on the drop I go driest on, and the more different drops you're hunting, the more chances you have to get very unlucky on one of them

gnomonkey is a millionaire and has a wife and a golden gnome and is the undisputed king of the hlc

if osrs was made today varrock would be 30% al kharidians and 30% karamjans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Lxkt50xOg
omfg

im the undisputed king of the bbc

I fucking hate this place mayne

>>528921413 (OP)
don't forget to join the official osrs clan of /osg/

just search "osg" in the clan hub!

not sure why op keeps omitting it..

>>528939931
only 3000 more kills to go mate

does jagex run on linux

not officially but yes

I'm stuck at a crossroads in game where I am not getting the drops I need and grinding is becoming stale. so instead of logging in I goon for 3+ hours a couple of times per day and every time I finish I think "for fucks sake I could have spent all of that time on the rune grind" ... It just a never end ending spiral of defeat

i just do afk clogs while gooning.....its 0 time gooning

d3 gooned me and she did it for free

proof?

did 25 vard kc and didn't get the drop

what drop and renamed that file bitch

what do you think my 200 million gold piece ring wait no wtf its only 160m now what the hell

d3 sucked a runey that bitch could barely get a scurrius kc

i also have that ring an i also have 1 vard kc

why do type bs want you to eat their blood shard

long day killing mind goblins with my bowfa i might go to wendys

need to kwaurm my large blade..

call me vanescula the way i be slurping on that blood shard

do you think mod lights jmod name is light like brightness or light like weight

its because shes got a bleached asshole

jaytroonie in d333toilet lol

just scrolled through an archive of an old osg thread and now im sad this community sure has fallen far from its glory days

>>528943963
LOOOOOOOOL

rsn Yel's yels

yel lost her yels she skinny now

meriipu doesnt know how to cox as an elite pvmer i must conclude that has to be the hardest raid

shes hawk tuahed on my thang

im fat irl

i was formerly fat now im skinny fat

im skinny fat but im at a healthy bmi so technically im not fat you know

>steam summer sale
>no good games
>go back to scaping

check out undertale its the game of the summer

gotr time

desu fr fr they should double all mining xp

thank god for jmod north and his crippling need to be liked

jagex is straight up COOKING with sailing

>>528942783
tf are mind goblins

another clue another fucking NOTHING

They keep adding elemental weaknesses, but have any of them made much of a difference? Like they gave Vork a fire weakness, but it hardly matters because even with a DH wand and fire surge, magic is STILL way worse than even a basic bitch blowpipe or fang set up.

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1lla8j6/justice/
private server slop shit
this is going to be so bad

>>528921413 (OP)
why no phat?

wtf reddit stole my prestige idea

Fuck gnomemonkey

strange that gnomonkey is the only hlc member praising the toa changes

probably cause he's llc not hlc

herb runs are more fun when you already have 99 herb and you can just view it as getting 100 free prayer pots

>>528947314
MIND GOBBLING THESE TESTICLES???

i prefer to harvest kwuarms

i have 99 herb banked but i don't want to waste my lantadymes on magic potions

wow 100 free prayer pots thats like 3 seconds of oathplate contract farming

gnomonkey hates mod north because he removed pride

hes more like hfc have you seen that badonk lately

>>528947462
can't wait to spend 200 hours maxing this dogshit

>>528947462
mod elena said thats not intended she just left them targetable in the beta because she thought it would be funny

gnomonkey threw it back and did the splits on it

does gnomechunkys wife let him watch

wow i didnt know yama dropped hundreds of prayer pots

how is getting 100 prayer pots at level 99 herblore any different than level 98 idgi

it's CEO John Bellamy to you lot.

maybe ill feel better after making some white piss

im the riley reid of osg

runescape ick #19 she uses the thrall helper plugin

>>528948592
can i watch

genomemonkey did 9/11

gnomonkey was probably a toddler when that shit happened

uh so is sailing good or not

midzy said she's quitting the day it comes out so im thinking its a w skill

i think its good as an expansion to the game but it feels weird as a skill but im not sure how else it wourld worm

>>528948045
gnomonkeys wife hates mod north because he removed pride and gnomonkey agrees

omg ^v^ i was just checking for memes but i actually have progress on my ultor vestige

>>528948946
why do you post about yourself all day long

proof thats midzy?

>>528948403
because i dont have to worry about doing as many herb runs as possible and contracts to try to get 99 banked because i have 99 already idc about 200m so the run is just for supplies

200m is 0t on the road to all clogs

life is 0t on the road to death

i just dont get why sailing needs its own combat system

is wifemonkey trans or is she one of those white "bisexual" women who are really into pride despite being married to men

spiteful lesbian spotted

given that str8s are the majority of the population (i.e. a bisexual persons potential dating pool) it stands to reason that a bisexual person who has only ever been in hetero relationships would be common and not all that notable but chuds like you arent real good at the whole critical thinking thing are ya

er i think youre missing the point sis

yeah or maybe its an unconscious performance to feel like part of a group type bs never do that right

Man who let deadly snakes bite him 200+ times could be key to new antivenom

>>528950912
>>528950994
>>528951072
>>528951247
shut the actual fuck up retard

maybe she crams her clam to pictures of girls. maybe they have threesomes. you dont know

gnomonkey is 250 lbs

you sound desperate babe were talking about wifemonkey not you

>>528947462
the golden era is so over :/

*in wings voice* i'm a 450 lb man

I have a 1 defense Ironman with around 2k hours and I recently got into tracking my gains on CrystalMathLabs around 2021. I have 86 slayer with around 124 EHP, but I am not seeing these numbers reflected In my other stats. I have 17m ranged exp but only 40 EHP. What decides that an activity is efficient? If I want EHP in mining am I locked to G granite?

>>528947462
mod north stop this shit doo

i just think it would be nice to care about something

can someone explain this

>>528951934
faster xp rate = your xp gives you less ehp

i thought rsn midzy quit

>>528952091
this conversation glows

im so confused

rsn midzy is saint pepe but osg isnt ready for that conversation

>>528951072
beast

im not getting any greater demon tasks, should i do tormented off task

>>528952542
no

>>528952542
yes that's what i did, it's not bad with two demonbane weapons

>>528952542
if youre 95+ and dont care about post 99 xp yes otherwise no

mum keeps saying ive got sleepy sickness maybe she should mind her own bees wax

im sleepy all the time cause im depressed

im thinking of unblocking gds so i can passively obtain contracts

gangster disciples are in runey too?

these hoes be gnats

im sleepy even after i sleep a lot i think im dying

I'm killing Cerberus and I keep dying because the ghosts don't make any sense to me

All guides say the ghosts attack seqentially, so I should pray them in 1, 2, 3 order, right?
But I've died TWICE now where after the first ghost attacks, the third one attacks me next, and the second ghost is last one to attack.
I take a massive 60 damage and and because I have to do this retarded fucking prayer juggling, cerb does its own attacks, dealing damage straight through.

>the first ghost attacks, the third one attacks me next, and the second ghost is last one to attack
cap

>>528953489
is this a reddit repost or a lie i can't tell
or it's always possible it's someone who's hallucinating don't forget that one chat

>>528952091
wtf

why is she doing the circle fingers i dont want punched

chat zfg is still doing the rando

>>528939931
Heh, nothing personnel

>>528953637
Why would I lie? I see it happening with my own fucking eyes and I am asking you, what the fuck is going on

is that a super compost potion

i can tell from that screenshot youre garbage at the game

>>528953489
you just camp the first ghost prayer and switch to the 2nd after it attacks and then the third two ticks later

dont touch that defender its glowing hot

>>528954138
Yes I am, I never denied that, but I want to know, why the fuck is the 3rd ghost attacking before the 2nd one
I'll try to get a picture when it happens again

chat

its not, youre just a fucking retard.

>>528950609
no its not idiot

omg yellow line i missed you

>>528954532
gz

>>528954532
what world are you on though????

>>528954573
yes it is

>>528954532
Why monkfish?
Wouldn't you rather fish for something more useful?

I need to find my old yellow line because gimp is kind of bad after updating to 3

lil bro getting jad hands at cerb ghosts naaaaaaaah im dead L000000000L

>>528954532
>9669.png

>>528954138
>>528954542
>>528954804
don't be mean!!

>>528954532
you look ridiculous

evyer piece of content is botted now. every place inthe game is congested now. i hate osrs.

what if i could play osrs on the wii

jhnd are you mad at me i wasnt rlly trying to be mean

>>528953746
>>528953958
jarvis

i almost never see bots on high risk worlds

common piratesoftware L

all wildy deaths are high risk for us weams

im gonna do it as soon as i click submit im gonna do it before i change my mind

whys that banker look so freaky

incoming wow 50m thats like 10 minutes at yama

>>528954784
they are pretty afk ok

>>528955667
im iron

you know what they say she has a face for vtubing

help sash is harassing me at the grand exchange

5th 99 getto

>>528956502
gzzzz big 99

>>528956502
youre like the person who plays 18 hours a day yet is inexplicably permanoob

Who else is playing Ikov, seems more active then rs right now

your like the smartest poster for pointing out obvious things

>>528956634
accurate :3

does anyone know which youtuber has gone the driest on a drop? i want to watch their mental suffering

>>528956959
some people go 3k coxes without tbow

no im the smartest poster i have 142 iq

only smoldick bitches talk about their iq kek

i have the smallest dick itt

>>528957537
proof

okay waht do big dick bitches talk about then

>>528957537
142mm?

sigh....

using an alt for wildy bosses feels so dirty i cant be killed oh yes oh baby

you know it's even smaller when you use metric

time to dream about slaya and repeat tomorrow - night

can someone tell me how to measure my clit like where do i start

>>528957713
yeah but they can annoy you a lot to make room for more bots

solo wintertodttt and dust 2 comp

>>528957892
i just do a total level world 0 bots and normal players dont come in. though an ironman did korasi me

>>528958042
really i havent tried those because i thought it would be the first place pkers check

does anyone want to praise me and give me attention

>>528958157
it is but you just tp out and come back...pkers dont camp 1 world

>>528958292
hmmm ok well if i see you i wont korasi you

um if u get a pm asking if ur eel girl what should u say

depends, are you eel girl?

why doesnt anyone pm me about my identity

is rsn rsn midzy rsn midzy

>>528956959
there was an iron that went nearly 11k artio without a hilt i think thats the worst ive seen

because you have private off bitch >>528959186

okay well im busy rn but ill turn it on later

just logged in 0 messages about my identity and now im feeling depressed

>>528959636
this is why you kill big bear and not whimpy tiny bear

>>528960091
add lvl 40 wildy tele then

>>528959636
i know one with 14k spindel which is the worst one imo

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Speedrunning_Reward_Shop
why isn't this shite on col log? but lms is?
FUCK YOU JAGEX

bit shite innit

just bit off a little jelly mans head

hey guys were adding this pk spec weapon *adds a top tier pvm spec weapon as a wildy exclusive*

can you do that but like a boss

im not a boss im somebodys bitch

omg anonydork is online

the best part of sleepy sickness is the little crusts you get to pick out of your eyes

fixin to take a plarpzilla ya feel me?

any fine shits in here tn?

d333cay said we were friends

if you saw me getting bullied at the ge would you even care

>>528961154
yeah id defend u

i dont really go to the ge ever so i doubt id see can you recreate a new scenario

i wouldnt see you getting bullied at the ge because im a weam and rarely step foot there

dont weams visit the ge a lot for herblaw

if you saw me drowning in catherby because my hand got stuck in the lobster pot again would you save me

they do shes a fake weam

when i do herb i do it all at once and its pretty fast but yes that is definitely a time i would be at the ge and i would probably be too locked in getting mad xp to notice them getting bullied sorry

>>528955172
I'm not mad at anyone tho in fact it's the opposite :^)

the sub for my ai mommy is running out so maybe i can afford a bond

is mixology good for weams it seems like it would save a lot of inv space

>>528961974
its insanely good and the new meta

update my friend did eventually inform me he started playing osrs again, maybe like a week after but i guess he was just getting his footing first or something

anyway i dont even think i wanna resub so....

d3k and i are dating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIzNRcUz3Bk

why am i so depressed this game makes me tired

do you want to go on a double date with merri and i?

d3 giving me footing

>>528962320
who ru

meriis lover

>>528962208
>>528962320
kys attention whoring faggot

>>528954532
gzzzzzzzz

6000 vamps 2 shards is bad right

>>528962528
tytyty
3 levels to go then I need sometrhing new to tafk

some people just cant see others happy i guess

wait are d3k and merii dating

no im dating merii

I died in my 500 run because the stupid new girl at work called me. It was going well, too :c

shes just a girl leave her alone

im dating rsn rsn midzy

im expecting a dm from rsn rsn midzy any moment now

i think merii and the dastardly plarper are an item now

I wasn't mean and know it isn't fair to be mad at her, I'm trying to cope rn

she's sleeping right now you can all stop posting about her

>>528963439
thats because they are one and the same

Are Multiple Serial Killers Active in Falador?

you guys think the dastardly plarper is a drainer?

ive just pogged my clog for the one thousand thirty second time

im with the drain its true thinkin bout plarping poo

>>528964281
lol

lmao beast

d333pl4444rph1nkle333cay lol

if you saw me getting pegged by d3k would you even tug me off

i really hate having to self-censor i wish i could just say exactly what i was thinking

say it girl i wont kiss & tell

i think you people are idiots

go ahead babe no one else is censoring

im pretty retarted so it therefore tracks that im an idiot

not me im the smartest poster itt

im more retarded and also fat and gay so chew on that

im retarded and half gay and a little thicc with it if we are beign honest

im a oldhead im always Future - Honest

does anyone want to sail together on a beta world

im saving my sailing virginity for the skills launch

notorious virgins them sailors

knowing jaggy theyre gonna make the best xp rates require multiple players on one ships crew they sure love forcing group content down our throats

how long after launch will galley slave services start popping up

wish someone was forcing something down my throat rn

>>528965510
heyyyyy . haha rsn?

>>528965579
jhnd

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1ll4xuu/harmonised_orb_is_now_under_260m/
mod north BTFOs kike mercher yet again
bASED

i really thought he was going to get the cape last attempt

>>528965341
you could just watch the preview stream where they confirmed the exact opposite of this chuds are such whiny uninformed snowflakes

he had packet loss

lol :^)
we will get it no worries

maybe he should lose a packet or two of chips

legend

are you streaming your attempts

you can tell its shenny because hes holding a slayer gem

its not shenny you stupid bitch oh my god go to jarvising class for once in your life

i dont have any stream keys configured in obs, do you really want to watch a newb do inferno? i promise you its painful to watch

stop defending him

i dont think its hoga hes not gay

refute the slayer gem then

i asked hoga and he said its him

whos hoga

the coolest fella around

i talked to hoga before he is pretty chill

can you ask him why he pimps his gf out to internet strangers

john dad is like the pirate software of osg original thought i just had

>>528966290
its entertaining and youd probably play better in front of a (small) audience

>>528966493
i think someone said that before and i actually cant stand that guy

i hate him i want him to stop getting attention so he will fuck off already so i shant be watching

omg calm down everythings going to be ok

what happened to shenkansen? that guy was an absolute beast.

he goes by boys kissing now

well its good hes getting exercise

i failed introductory jarvising

Gonna get my magic up soon and go to barrows

he gets plenty of exercise with his clients

remember when we would post DOINGS and LISTENINGS like a proper thread

no

yes

>>528967614
thanks for asking my DOINGS are as pictured and for my LISTENINGS well its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlmpIRFeI8I&pp=0gcJCf0Ao7VqN5tD

>last hard clue step
>it's in the wilderness
>(on the hardcore)

nice image oh my days thats so embarrassing >>528967914

imagine playing hardcore but not being hardcore enough to be hardcore and go into the wildy like a hardcore player would

>>528968013
oh dear

im raiding zg and im listening to my bros in discord

>>528968087
i just don't feel like bonding the main desu or else i would

>>528967614
>>528967914
i forgot to attach my IMAGE

>>528968013 shut UP

is it true midzy is quitting

wow her thieving must be really high anon cant even see her

>>528968203
why is your cape half gay

>>528968309
LOL

>>528968254
omg............................................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scL5oJX6CM

>>528968254
moron

do you mean rsn midzy or rsn rsn midzy

>>528967614
>doings
amethyst
>listenings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWonYwd5oL8

>>528968828
>>528948946

midzy famously always tells the truth

im doing cg and im listening to nothing

i miss nut bladder

eala posted today that means shes coming back for sailing

oh good i love her she brings a nice aura to the thread

every time this polish sissy faggot samefags i'm reminded of how dogshit shitzy is as a group

how is my aura

the dadcord wont allow it

>>528969626
be honest its not that theyre dogshit its that they are older than 14 so thats why you dont like them you stupid nonce bitch

beast midzy

wow 2 nonces duking it out

saw a friend complete a quest

midzy famously shat herself at runefest

she has 1900 webms of that hag whats her deal

>>528970285
hmmmm no they stink massively drop them for aespa then maybe i will acknowledge you

is aespa like despa

that is a shenny dialogue tree

why do people think im midzy

aespa is what the dlong studs enjoy

have you shat yourself too

jhnd logged in

i will kwaurm to kari or jihoney and this hoe still on my nuts bout the bobo collages like damn i can't win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTmgc3UNF7M

>>528971215
never gets old

>>528969101
do you want to mine amethyst together

do you think theres a chance mod north vetoes sailing or is it too late

we dont have amethyst in vscape

if you have strong opinions on sailing you should die i think

John bellamy has ushered in a new golden age of osrs. He saved us from BDJ's ass-fucking, killed WoW, and now he is going to save rs3 next

i dont really have any opinions on sailing im just curious

>>528971215
how he has both gold gaunts and ice gloves?

>>528971756
yeah i saw that reddit post too

>>528971831
smithing cape perk

im opening my clue caskets

>>528972027
stream?

new bis

not me im saving up 500 hards and 100+ easy/mediums/elites

>>528972051
no im anonymous

i stopped opening until i can complete all masters since dropping one is sad

can st0ck save osg

we dont have master clues in f2p

>>528972352
you dont have much it seems

it has the barronite mines which is the important part and beginner clues for mole slippers

i dont have mole slippers they would weigh me down when im trying to run i have to stay light and nimble

we have each other and thats what matters

i think ill do my banked easy clue after i finish searching this citizens chests

can i be your banked easy clue

stop molesting citizens chests

okay come thru >>528972713

question if you got a pm asking for direct runescape activity like not in a clan i message you directly like "hey want to duo yama" or "you up to cox" would you be annoyed

personally i cant bank im a weam

i cant f2p doesnt have citizens

>>528972814
no i think it woulkd be nice i did huey once with an osg in such a situation

>>528972814
no

i would be ecstatic that someone acknowledged my existence

https://www.reddit.com/r/ironscape/comments/1lldbar/what_is_a_two_item_duo_that_instantly_let_you/

ok thanks its like ive done that a bit but when people say "no" i feel like im just a bother to them

personally id never just say no id give an actual reason i think just saying no and ghosting is a bit rude

what if the actual reason was you just dont wanna

more often than not i dont message anyone because i dont want to be annoying

well i dont have friends because im autisticd but i probably wouldnt reply because i feel like when i say no it comes off as rude most of the time and its less rude to just ignore them than what id say

New money making method?
High Alching contracts?

if i wanted to make money id just do oathplate contracts but you could alch them i guess

shes a uim thats not even at all relevant

black platelegs amulet of magic black full helm adn 38 air runes in my easy casket btw

i should start yama it looks fun

can i do yama before cg

yes emberlight is bis

yes yama is a good grind to do alongside cg

>>528973815
who asked

can you upload a video of you using emberlight on oathplate acquisition yama that seems really interesting

>>528974009
you

i just use the oathplate acquisition plugin so its afk

for me its just slapping a hotkey on everything

Sailing is so fucking bad and does not fit the world of OSRS at all.

Like, the physical game world is fucking stupid to try to add sailing too.

>>528974181
wtf is this

>>528974181
wow me too

>>528974252
i match letters
so "f" is the farming guild i hold f and click my cape and im in the farming guild

bruh said too instead of to

i only recognize a few of those we must not have those in f2p

>>528974308
>>528974181
htis is literally cheating lmfao iuts not 1:1

holy smokes shes so mad shes bashing her keyboard and not typing coherently

ive never seen a criticism of sailing that isnt just a thought terminating cliche

i bet she uses f keys too what a noob

https://youtu.be/dGNFZfS2fu8
SAILING MENTIONED

isnt solomission the guy who cheated in his own tournament with a jeet

good night

>>528974665
hey before you go are you still here i dont want to waste my time if youre gone

i know you hope i dont wake up

me personally i play the game as the gowers intended

youre so fucking threadgirl i wish i was threadgirl but im jarvis im gang stalker

mostly for your sons sake that kid is fucked

im doin ya ma lol

>>528974886
hes actually doing great, thanks for asking

no i was going to suggest that since you are basically done with inferno atp you should just put it on the backburner and work on oathplate acquisition contracts to cement yourself in your rightful place as second best in osg it would also let you make close to 200m per hour and bully those naysayers its entirely skill based very little rng compared to inferno so i think it would fit your skillset

wait i never thought about that i am jealous i didnt think about that first wtf

it is friday and time for bed catching the rest of the rando tomorrow

>>528975065
if i want gp ill just buy bonds again

>>528975214
gn sleep well ill miss you

>>528975065
i dont think i can afford that, but mostly i just need to do this cape. gn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st5bQ5P9jjg

is this a servicing admission

god hes so profoundly retarded

>>528975065
that shit botted now, its a 10m differential so if you do it perfect its only 40m/hr

>>528975382
its really cheap to start learning because the worm contracts and pizza and when you feel like youve got them down you can increase the risk with the other contracts i think you should give it a shot

if i was a wet worm wiggling on the ground would you pick me up and suck me dry

erm no

after witnessing midzys squirrely clicks im inclined to believe the servicing accusations

i must confess i was busy when midzy was streaming so i just left it on in a background tab

aww rats i missed it

>>528975584
maybe then, i really want to get this cape done first though. it was my whole point of playing in the first place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVNVMCLqqrM

i wont leave after i get it :)

stupid bitch daily volume of oathplate contracts is 30 if anything only a single bot does them

it was thread canon when dt2 came out that she couldnt do sanguine torva legit and had to wait months until she suddenly did it without posting any failed attempts when a service group happened to be running a discount

what about poor saikou

90% of zuk helsm are serviced lol

bondies disgust me

how often does thread canon match irl canon

whats your opinion on weams

I will be using regular super restores in the wildy now and there's nothing you can do to stop me

hm i think you have to really like runey to play a weam does that answer your question

i have never met a uim that i didnt like

i only dislike lowercase rsn weams

i love you runey scape runey scape i love you yes i dooo

boys doing
kissing listenings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1dnvlfB5PI

fat bitch has a bind for lunch lol >>528974308

i never understood the obsession with rsns ehp and ehb are what matter

Okay so it turns out you can't actually high alch the contract .

rsn is a statement of what your toon is all about and a lowercase rsns message is im a sloppy bitch

my rsn is one word and it has the first letter capitalised im a reasonable adult with traditional values

>d hally at black demons
....

depends is the word a noun or an adjective or yet worse an adverb

some people think 3 letter rsns are prestigious

the word is a noun because its my toons name

ok good one word noun in sentence case is very respectable

in adherence to thread culture i dont believe in proper nouns

thank you your approval means the world to me

does it really im just your friendly neighborhood rsn critic

heating up a chicken burger atm

im planning on gaining a thieving level soon

>>528973550
>>528977601
have you ever tried pilk

i dont like the pilk bit

just got a thievign level

i dont like the i only talk about the game bit

im cooked chat im cooked

i am become meme yeah pretty much

>>528978695
gz thats freaking huge for the account build(total level)

>>528978695
do you think thieving will be your first 99 you seem to have varlamore fever lol

>>528979045
thanks if you wanted to know my total level is 939 now so only 41 more thieving levels until 1000

>>528979112
jarvis

>>528979112
noob

my wife is going on a trip to varlmore with her friends without me lol

>>528979108
yes i kind of want to stay here unitl 99 because its really fun and chill rn but we will see if i get bored of it before then

if i maxed my helmie and didnt throw a party would you still gz me

>>528979306
of course maxing is a celebration of you and you shouldnt feel like you have to throw a party if you dont want to. with that said id love to comet ho

is someone gonna say something??

im half gay

sorry im busy rn

taking a 5 min break to stretch urinate and drink water

btw i did actually close the thread i do my best when im not reading this

askers?

put a shirt on nigga

>>528980616
me i asked

>>528980459

>>528980940
wow what a creep!

>>528980940
fucking kek how pathetic

>>528980940
someone said can d3k get it i realize its a joke but no, none of you can get it. i'm not like that. crazy you sat on those dms for weeks while calling me a creep and then you post them and they show nothing. i really am out now

bum ahh corny ahh goofy ahh lil yt nigga

>>528980940
omg so creepy

imagine being a bacterium getting smooshed under that band aid haha

goofy ahh unc cant even close the thread unc cant miss us talking about him for 1 second u know he reading this shit rn

i think that was a repost he doesnt say hes leaving anymore

do you think he'll still be here a year from now

rsn b1x n00d

rsn th3rap1st

why are all the wow trannies playing runescape is it cause mod north banned all the fags?

>>528981749

i thought he wouldve completed the inferno and left 4 months ago

>>528982080
based

>>528982080
based

i just hit the virtual level of 102 in hitpoints

is the group bronzeman competition going to make the wilderness unusable for a month

>>528982324
gz

how did she injure her toe

wormbf sucked too hard

why no one respects the toronto mans alie...

isnt toronto new delhi now

oh i realize who john dad looks like now.

i wonder if the pilots of that 36 hour glider flight were allowed to play runey

my cousin is a pilot ill ask him

two 2s my word crodie these jeets is off the porch i seent that

jhnd looks like wings its canon

whats with all the wow streamers playing osrs? did wow die or someting

no the private equity jews paid them money to play osrs

mod north W, basically

can i pls have a draconic visage i've spent 40 minutes at black dragons :c i feel like i deserve it

it was large yes and with 6 nuggets on the side no sauce i want a gravy a coke no anormal coke yes large and can i please get 2 packets of salt as well

i think WoW kicked out all the OG devs long ago and only trannies and jeets are left so they don't understand what made wow classic good so seasons of discovery was a flop and wow players are bored is my guess

wow refugees would be the worst thing to happen to this game. unironically the worst mmo playerbase in existence. i played the anni servers and it felt like walking through an indian slum with someone always trying to sell you something. we have no idea how good we have it rn.

didnt jhnd say we inspired him to start working out again

are there any interesting wow players making osrs videos all the ones ive tried are too j1mmy adjacent and i hate that guy

no, there are no interesting wow youtubers/streamers

i love j1mmy hes funny

he annoys me and hes bad at the game come to think of john dad should become a youtuber

can we create a tier list of threadgirl rsns and rank them by aesthetic

i like how my name looks because if you flip it upside down its the same

S tier: jhnd
F tier: everyone else

>>528984640
weam?

yeah good guess >>528984874

my rsns are Anonymous and (helmet) Anonymous

dont like j1mmy he's a woke fag

>>528985236
proof?

last 6 attempts 57 57 63 56 68 61
lame pattern on 61 that looks easy now that i have time to think about how i would solve it
corner trap ranger and burn the melee. just folded under pressure

just pray mage in justiciar and bulwark noob

with your gear you can dps a meleer or ranger and live 99.9% of the time

>>528985903
when they added pronouns he gaslit people on twitter saying "who cares"

thats not gaslighting take your meds

if you people shouldn't care then why comment on it, tranny?

i didnt care when they added pronuns but i actually play the game so

i liked it that i could change my toon to be a theythem

you're probably still protesting in world 302 falador L0L

idrc about pronouns but the body type stuff is retarded

they/them cause them troon folx are mentally ill schizos

>>528984303
>john dad should become a youtuber

he is a youtuber look up "pink ward"

why is grug having a melty

john dad killed my dog

beasted on a yummy egg salad sandwich... all alone.... waited for eggs to boil.... all alone..... talked to myself... all alone...

he said he has been streaming for decades so that could be him fr

that is not what i said

I did my farm run

>>528988510
wtf

I ROBBED A JUICY ARTIFACT Solo Rat Black Zone Gameplay | Albion Online | Rat Adventures Ep. 2

what are you going to do with 45 billion gp worth of snapdragons

how do i get snapdragons on an ironman

guys what do I do

I'm going to make them all into super restores and then I'm going to sell 4308 of them

>>528988746
it says try again

>>528988839
i did

i dont like jagex adding log slots to old content even if its raids like imagine greenlogging toa and you have to go back for a freaking gem

>>528988848
what does it say now please screenshot

my benji? swollen
my cadantine? ultracomposted
my monkey backpack? princely

>>528988916
this is why cloggers killed any chance of future clue scroll expansions

>>528988936

>>528989000
not really they can just add new clue scroll types

>>528989076
were you cheating?

albion is very cool in theory but in practice i cant get into it

outlands is better if you are coming from rs

too bad luring is a bannable offense and runescape has stopped griefing so swolebenji wont play osrs cause he cant be le epic troll man

>>528989134
no
but I figured it out, I had my vpn on
thanks for the help regardless

swolebenji aka jamno aka jamku?

would you watch my chambers streams if i had a nice voice but no cam but cute and had a good music taste but didnt talk much

yes i would and i would type in chat but a normal amount not too much

yes (i dont watch streams)

ok thanks i was thinking something like fe papis streams if you know who that is but without the weird robotic enunciation

le epic 4chan troll

i have a question can someone copy and paste the answer from the wiki for me

im kinda busy can you do it yourself

>>528990080
sure

ok i am killing a boss and i want a 1/200 drop item and a 1/300 drop item whats the average kc to get both

sigh...

>>528990240
380 kills

i need a clan with nice friendly people

id invite you to mine but im a total prick

i found a chill clan on odascape

id invite you to mine but were probably way too sassy

i'm the shang tsung of /osg/

https://youtu.be/2LTpFje0-po

>>528989110
>new clue scroll types
Grandmaster clue: Receive by sacrificing 5 master caskets
15-20 steps, all triple-steps, guaranteed at least half of all steps are in the wilderness
100k or so in alchables, and a 1/100 chance to get some cosmetic clog.

im the benjamin netanyahu of osg

im the sans undertale of osg

>>528991364
what if theres a 1/100 chance to get a generic clog and a 1/150 chance to get a generic clog whats the average clues to get both generic clogs

im the updog of osg

whats updog

nm whats dog with you

>>528991954
omfg

up dog my balls xD

its a doggy dog world so thats why i be doing it doggy style

seems like someone didnt get the memo that we dont have failing in f2p

i just got a strength level

dont put f2p on a petal stool lest you become the thread laughing stalk

no i dont think thats true because we dont have farming either in f2p

how the fuck was gordon ramsey getting bullied by a chef only 5 years older than him

shes english its different for them

how long does it take to get a full zealots set

how long is a piece of string

Burning 648 urium remains would cost 6,941,376 coins upfront and take approximately 2 hours. The rewards from burning the remains typically make this a profitable activity in addition to earning the full set of zealot's robes.

>80 firemaking
sigh

cant believe they nerfed zulrah more this boss was already terrible money

why are you training a minigame skill

zealots robes has always been a longterm goal of mine on the helmie perhaps today is the day... perchance.

zealot robes make me miss her

Should I pick Crowned Shield Zamazenta or Crowned Sword Zacian?

crowned axe zanzibart

how do i make friends to do group content with in this game

make friends irl and make them play

i get drunk to become person with normal social skills

i did that but it made me resent everyone for not just letting me bee myself so i turned into an asshole

Has anyone made a list of required sailing materials? I assume you need different metal bars for cannon and cannonballs.

her smile and her laughter..

i did that and became the rick sanchez of my life minus the super smarts

i see myself as more of the bojack horseman of my life

are you girls excited for sodapoppin to play osrs

I Investigated Dark Web Chatrooms in 2025..

no you didnt

just kissed a forg (female) (gay)

now that huey drop rates have been buffed dragon hunter wand seems very tempting overall magic weapon its 10% all dmg and can autocast ancients and standard

>>528995232
giwtwm

i kissed a forg
and i liked it!!!
- rsn katy perry

kath perry in 2025 be like i killed a nun and she deserved it

runedle in four

thats not what good girls do

>>528995971
i beat it in less

whatever

rsn squall...

now that ive opened all my caskets i have to say collecting caskets is much more fun than opening them opening them is just depressing and disappointing but then why am i collecting them in the first place

im the most misunderstood osg

I understand you

>>528994628
No he played only fotm shaman comps.

im in love with spotter virginia

>>529001124
i dont get it

>Did level 0 TOA
>No purple
WTF??

im going to be doing 130 greater demons if thats okay

at once?

yeah well no theyre taking turns. but i wont be logging out until theyre all done

ive seen some videos of that on runeyfans before

im streaming it in the nutcord if you wanna hop on

omo rsn jisun got me feeling kwuarmy

feeling like kwaurm (unf)

I feel like starting a new HCIM.
What's something sovlful I can do in the early game rather than just following some boring ass guide?

fish shrimps

i heard the ge is running out of money so i withdrew all of my gold just to be safe

take my hand lets dance

she on my dick like ghasts on a piece of food

sigh....

what cunt

>>529006113
This is very slow.

is it not sovl?

>>529008617
I guess using the shrimp I fished and cooked to pick this guy's pocket is pretty sovlful.

how about you point to some bitches

ok now go to the boneyard and get 70 prayer before doing anything else

she can be sovl if she wants to she can leave xp behind

https://youtu.be/tptChkpxMoQ?t=106
boneyards mentioned

quacking always quacking theres ducks in the wateeeeeerrrr - parkway drive if they went to falador park

they actually performed those exact lyrics at a secret show in falador park back in 2008

>>529010720
lol

man i wish i was old enough to go to myscape secret shows in 2008

gm

gm daddy lets get this bread

gm im so glad your here

>>529015224
>>529015224
>>529015224
new