/twg/ - Total War General - /vg/ (#528928030) [Archived: 855 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:59:24 PM No.528928030
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Late Roman drip edition

>LATEST NEWS:
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>Latest Patch:
6.2 patch-notes: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/71-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-notes-6-2
>Stuff
1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/Tactics
Roll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma

>Total War: Warhammer III
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1142710/
Total War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 1 - DLC talk (Dechala): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avVyfLV6YXI [Embed]
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>Older Titles
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Heroic Victory: >>528765193
Replies: >>529008621 >>529060085
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:00:54 PM No.528928178
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Thanquol soon, friends!
Replies: >>528928337
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:02:18 PM No.528928330
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:02:23 PM No.528928337
>>528928178
Who's Thanquol anyway? What does he even do?
Replies: >>528932401
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:02:32 PM No.528928358
NAGASH

was mid.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:03:05 PM No.528928406
threadly reminder to stop cheating
>stop using mods that give you advantages
>stop corner camping
>stop hero stacking
>stop abusing ai
>stop stacking campaign buffs to give your t1 units 80 md
>stop abusing diplomacy
victories achieved by cheating don't count and are only stealing enjoyment of the game from yourself
Replies: >>528928707 >>528928719 >>528928786 >>528928892 >>528929695 >>528932468 >>528988815
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:03:44 PM No.528928458
How different is each campaign with the same faction? Does it feel different each time in terms of who declares war, wars going on, territory changes etc?
Replies: >>528929929 >>529071909
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:04:13 PM No.528928513
Be a good person
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:04:34 PM No.528928560
Remember to quickly upgrade your Cohors into Legio.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:06:08 PM No.528928707
>>528928406
Can you beat TWWH without leveling up, without ranking units, without using any items, without using your heroes, without using magic and without using faction mechanics, without using monsters and without using anything above tier 1 units?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:06:13 PM No.528928719
>>528928406
What if I use cheats that diminish or disable the above like removing the red line from skills trees, limit heroes to 2 per army and diplomacy and A.I unfuckers?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:06:42 PM No.528928786
>>528928406
Stop playing the game
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:07:20 PM No.528928878
>want to play greenskins
>fighting powercrept warhammer 3 factions with them is just fucking miserable
Replies: >>528929103 >>528929513
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:07:22 PM No.528928892
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>>528928406
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T "CHEAT" THE HECCIN AI BRO!
>ai pulling 5 billion stacks out of it's asshole when it only has 1 settlement is okay
Replies: >>528929002 >>528931667 >>528933280
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:08:34 PM No.528929002
>>528928892
I nearly spat my food out, that's the most hideous Shepard I've ever seen
Replies: >>528929536 >>528933280
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:09:27 PM No.528929103
>>528928878
Brother, you are the powercrept Warhammer 3 faction.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:13:19 PM No.528929513
>>528928878
It really is, the game kind of expects you to expand aggressively early on despite your Orc Boyz being pretty squishy, whats worse is they ruined their economy for 0 reason, they probably got the worst changes out of the DLC and thats including the original and shit Kislev rework before what they recently got. Playing them in the endgame expects you to spam Spiders and Hero stacks
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:13:28 PM No.528929536
>>528929002
he's beautiful on the inside
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:14:55 PM No.528929695
>>528928406
I just downloaded a mod that unlocks all achievements for me. And anytime people like you try to talk shit I'm gonna link the hardest ones and pretend I got them legitimately.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:15:53 PM No.528929804
Playing Rome 2 DEI
Weird bug I'm getting, sometimes when I take an army out of patrol stance, it'll have lost all its movement despite not doing anything on the turn up to that point
No enemy action or anything like that either
Any guesses what might be causing this?
Replies: >>528929992
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:16:58 PM No.528929929
>>528928458
It depends. As Astragoth for instance, many things may happen.
>if you don't mess with Grimgor, he is 99% certain to mess with you with several Waaagh stacks, so that never changes
>Thorgrim may win or lose to Orcs/Skaven near him, and the winner will inevitably want to fight with you
>Arbaal is very likely to declare war on you, but it isn't certain
>Kholek/Tamurkhan may declare war on you even if they're fighting each other. If one wins, they will 99% sure attack you, but who wins isn't certain
>Azhag may be too concerned with the Empire/Drycha to attack you
>Drazhoath/Zhatan may fail spectacularly or hold on pretty well
>Greasus and Ghorst typically fight each other, and then you, but sometimes Greasus will just say "fuck you" and charge soon after your caravan leaves
I've had several Astragoth campaigns in the last 6 months, and they all went considerably differently. Getting the left side Sorcery tab tech with Daemons of Chaos diplomacy + Astragoth diplo skill can calm Arbaal down, to a point, and if he doesn't chimp out your situation will probably be ok
Replies: >>528930343 >>528930473 >>528940568
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:17:30 PM No.528929983
Doesn't happen often but damn is it nice when your grail guardians perfectly surround an enemy lord and just fucking murder it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:17:34 PM No.528929992
>>528929804
Idk anon but I also got a movement bug playing WH3 recently that reset some of my movement when I did absolutely 0 things to trigger it besides reloading the save
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:17:44 PM No.528930012
Warhammer 3 is 66% off.
The absolute best DLCs for Warhammer 3 are Warhammer 1 and 2 which are currently in a bundle that is about 72% off.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:19:12 PM No.528930168
I replayed Astrogoth's campaign for the first time in a while, and during his convoy escort quest battle the Greenskins would disintegrate upon breaking like undead? Is this a bug or half-assed optimization thing?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:20:50 PM No.528930320
40k waiting room
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:21:06 PM No.528930343
>>528929929
Thanks, that's what I expected but good to hear that there's variation.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:21:12 PM No.528930354
Races that base game Warhammer 3 provides:
Kislev
Cathay
Khorne
Slaanesh
Tzeentch
Nurgle
Warriors of Chaos (Be'lakor only)
Bretonnia

Races that base game Warhammer 2 provides:
High Elves
Dark Elves
Skaven
Lizardmen

Races that base game Warhammer 1 provides:
Empire
Dwarfs
Greenskins
Vampire Counts
Replies: >>528939408 >>528940056
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:22:24 PM No.528930473
>>528929929
>>if you don't mess with Grimgor, he is 99% certain to mess with you with several Waaagh stacks, so that never changes
Whats funny about this is Ive been at war with Grimgor multiple times but I dont think hes ever declared a WAAAGH on me but has used them against me, usually ends in his death
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:22:27 PM No.528930480
>>528927697
If you send a Roman every 30-40 years, I think they can take out the sun away
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:23:08 PM No.528930556
Pharaoh is 75% off and comes with the Dynasty Edition as part of the base game.
Factions that are included in Pharaoh - Dynasties:
Greeks
Trojans
Hittites
Canaanites
Egyptians
Assyrians
Babylonians
Sea Peoples
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:25:22 PM No.528930752
Rome 2 is 75% off.
Factions that are included in the base game of Rome 2:
Rome
Greek Diadochi states such as Macedon and Seleucids
Iceni
Gauls
Germans
Parthians
Carthage
Replies: >>528931507
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:26:20 PM No.528930831
redpill me on the autistic list fag, why does he do it?
Replies: >>528931538 >>528931602
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:27:46 PM No.528930997
Three Kingdoms is 75% off.
Some characters that are included in the base game include:
Liu Bei
Cao Cao
Sun Jian
Yuan Shao
Dong Zhuo (must be unlocked by defeating him)
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:30:21 PM No.528931269
Attila is 80% off.
Playable factions in the base game include:
Western Roman Empire
Eastern Roman Empire
Attila's Huns
Visigoths
Sassanid Empire
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:32:34 PM No.528931507
>>528930752
How does Rome Remastered compare to Rome 2 (base game) for content?
Replies: >>528949726
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:32:52 PM No.528931538
>>528930831
The RAT FUCKING KIKE BASTARDS put autism inducing chemicals in the water and he is the result.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:33:35 PM No.528931602
>>528930831
i think it's a meta joke about shilling
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:34:08 PM No.528931667
>>528928892
you chose that setting. no one forced you to turn ai cheats on. you intentionally put yourself in a situation where you feel like you have to cheat because the ai is cheating too.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:39:20 PM No.528932225
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Forgot to screenshot my progress but my Boris campaign is kind of coming to an end
>retook all of Kislev
>ratfags got war declared on them by Elspeth who had about 7 armies at her borders
>Kostaltyn came back by rebellion and I confederated him after he took Erengrad
>got tired of just keeping Daniel at bay with War Bear stacks so finally expanded further in the Chaos Wastes
>all Large units are basically folding to Boris and his insane Anti-Large modifier
>next time I play Boris I might let the Chaos forces expand more and save Kislev from the ratfucks and the Slaanesh homo
Replies: >>528932753
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:40:57 PM No.528932401
>>528928337
Okay so imagine the biggest jobber.
That's Thanquol.

>Gathered all the clans of skaven to assault nuln
>Foils each individual assault because he wants to take the victory himself
>In the end, doesn't have enough troops to assault the city.

>Tries to summon a Verminlord
>Summons Skarbrand instead
Replies: >>528933510 >>528938787
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:41:29 PM No.528932468
>>528928406
Got some mods that give both me and the ai a potential advantage.

Whachu think about that, buster brown?
Replies: >>528933138
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:44:10 PM No.528932753
>>528932225
165 melee attack against large entities.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:46:04 PM No.528932975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIteFTdeT00
it's up
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:47:35 PM No.528933138
>>528932468
cheating because the ai can't use any cheats you give it as efficiently as a human
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:48:48 PM No.528933280
>>528929002
I have made a shepherd using the black guy template, setting his lips and nose to max then giving him the palest white skin, red hair and green eyes, and he was much uglier than >>528928892
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:49:13 PM No.528933326
>Humans
>Humans
>Demons
>Demons
>Demons
>Demons
>Humans
>Humans

>Elves
>Elves
>Rats
>Lizards

>Humans
>Dwarves
>Orcs
>Undead

And people wonder why game 3 factions are so shit
Replies: >>528933746
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:50:45 PM No.528933510
>>528932401
>Tries to summon a Verminlord
>Summons Skarbrand instead
Kek
And how did that go?
Replies: >>528933790
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:51:26 PM No.528933582
Aranessa28
Aranessa28
md5: c673261bc50f722886a3393ef7a5d034๐Ÿ”
I've been enjoying role-playing as a merc for the order factions since the launch of WH3. At this point though it's so tiring having to pay them off constantly just for them to cancel our military alliance at 65 relationship anyways that I'm gonna take a break.

Fuck welves, fuck sea elves, fuck landships, and especially fuck dwarf pirates. I'm going to go back to the old WH2 days of allying greenskins, get me some pirate gobbos.
Replies: >>528933798
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:52:56 PM No.528933746
>>528933326
what is this in reference too? Are ogres and chaos dorfs humans? How do I decode this?
Replies: >>528942425
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:53:21 PM No.528933790
>>528933510
"Freed upon the mortal plane, Skarbrand wrought a terrible carnage upon the battlefield, where Dwarfs and Skaven alike fought each other and their allies in gruesome displays of mad rage and uncontrollable bloodshed due to the unnatural Daemonic presence of the Bloodthirster. It was only thanks to Master Engineer Klarak Bronzehammer, who set off a demolition charge which saw a massive stone axe that was part of a great statue of Valaya fall and sink its blade into the flesh of the Bloodthirster's head, that the Dwarf Hold survived the Daemonic onslaught.

Thanquol, having had enough of risking his life for the ambitions of others, fled the battlefield right after he blasted the master engineer with a wave of Warp-lightning and saw the Dwarf's body fall from the statue of Valaya onto the hard, rock floor many stories below. Before Skarbrand was sent back into the Realm of Chaos, he whispered to Thanquol that should the Skaven have need of him again, he would be waiting."
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:53:24 PM No.528933798
>>528933582
When will they put that bitch back in norsca where she belongs?
Replies: >>528934292 >>528934469
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:57:57 PM No.528934292
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>>528933798
She belongs in the ocean.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:59:08 PM No.528934423
The focus character of Total War 40k will be a female Custodes.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:59:28 PM No.528934469
>>528933798
>No armor
>Shirt made of scraps
>Short shorts
>Anit-large melee bonus
>Sails a lot
Norsca could never
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:04:33 PM No.528935076
The focus character of Total War 40k will be a female Custodes with rock hard abs and giant tits.
Replies: >>528935386
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:07:20 PM No.528935386
>>528935076
And a HUGE cock
Replies: >>528935569
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:09:03 PM No.528935569
>>528935386
The delights we shall savour...
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:09:20 PM No.528935613
The focus of Medieval 3 will be the Hundred Years War.
Replies: >>528936474
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:17:14 PM No.528936474
>>528935613
Black Prince as an immortal single unit entity with splash damage.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:17:40 PM No.528936510
20250626221416_1
20250626221416_1
md5: fba63759f70fed31cc45e510e6d6432e๐Ÿ”
Two retards fighting.
Replies: >>528941404
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:25:49 PM No.528937336
KRELL
Replies: >>528937521 >>528937557
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:27:51 PM No.528937521
>>528937336
Nightmaw really should get the Krell treatment. I hope that CA Sofia reconsiders.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:28:17 PM No.528937557
>>528937336
Where is he?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:35:31 PM No.528938381
>channel magic
>no change
What the FUCK is this?
Replies: >>528938892
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:39:41 PM No.528938787
>>528932401
He's what a Skaven should be, a brilliant backstabbing piece of shit who only cares about himself who inevitably fucks himself over as a result. Anyone who actually writes Skaven as competent doesn't understand the faction.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:40:45 PM No.528938892
>>528938381
You know damn fucking well that there are too many factors. Post a screenshot or fuck off
Replies: >>528939102
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:42:44 PM No.528939102
file
file
md5: 06352eba4fc9c0fa6c63992fbb721145๐Ÿ”
>>528938892
>start with 7
>click channel
>still have 7
I'm sure there's just a chance of this happening but I'm more pissed off than it going down for some reason
Replies: >>528939476 >>528939807
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:45:38 PM No.528939408
>>528930354
ackchyually Bretonnia is provided for free in all 3 games and not merely in Warhammer 3
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:46:15 PM No.528939476
>>528939102
>I NEED A SPECIAL LINE OF TEXT FOR WHEN IT STAYS THE SAME
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:49:03 PM No.528939807
>>528939102
Oh that thing. Shit has been bugged since warhammer 2. Best to just ignore it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:49:44 PM No.528939873
1691562389222616
1691562389222616
md5: 8d31384801becf16a3d1d54678a1d801๐Ÿ”
>just spent like an hour remaking aekhold helbrass (unit) in rpfm except as a lord instead of a hero
>that was the easy part, now I gotta do all the campaign agent side of things, including his skill tree from the ground up
>then the actual scripting bullshit to change his quest reward from what it is into 'you can pick him as a lord or hero'
Why do I do this to myself?
Replies: >>528940213
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:51:20 PM No.528940056
>>528930354
Itโ€™s funny that you forgot about Daniel
Replies: >>528940105
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:51:40 PM No.528940105
>>528940056
He doesn't exist.
Replies: >>528940406
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:52:25 PM No.528940193
IN THE NAME OF KANE
Replies: >>528941293
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:52:38 PM No.528940213
>>528939873
>Why do I do this to myself?
Tzeentch demands it for whatever reason.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:53:45 PM No.528940327
I got 55gb of pre-written posts in a folder, just waiting for when 40k is announced and I get to post here, then I will post minute by minute, starting discussions, shitposting fantasy, answering myself and etc
It will be glorious and I cant wait
Replies: >>528940484
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:54:20 PM No.528940406
>>528940105
Unironically. For a guy who was basically the poster child at one point, he has gotten nothing since release (besides new units)
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:55:05 PM No.528940484
>>528940327
That was how big the 6.2 update was, suspicious
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:55:48 PM No.528940568
>>528929929
>Arbaal is very likely to declare war on you, but it isn't certain
If you get lucky with the autocolonization RNG you can grab the settlement north of your starting city after he razes it and sell it to him for a military alliance. You'll also get some free Khorne units to supplement your shittier armies.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:02:02 PM No.528941286
>take Karak Eight Peaks
>keepusing only goblins
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:02:05 PM No.528941293
20250626230044_1
20250626230044_1
md5: 2df88aa741b314e753baec2eeaaf0528๐Ÿ”
Here we go. Everyone, turn your bodycams off.

>>528940193
Kane lives in death!
Replies: >>528941468
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:03:05 PM No.528941404
__meimei_ar_tonelico_and_1_more_drawn_by_serizawa_enono__20d7f0d9b20cddffd0cb7f929fc5ca80
>>528936510
me btw
Replies: >>528941703
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:03:32 PM No.528941453
1720972349221958
1720972349221958
md5: e138952c95993b3d478aad9fb11e2fed๐Ÿ”
He's such a badass.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:03:38 PM No.528941468
>>528941293
>Alith anar retexture that makes him look less like a Druchii.
Ew.
Replies: >>528944824
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:05:53 PM No.528941703
>>528941404
No DLC....
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:05:57 PM No.528941714
Tf going on over there
Tf going on over there
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:07:01 PM No.528941824
Tell me anons, which TW has the best sieges?
Replies: >>528942347 >>528942483
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:11:20 PM No.528942347
kill this guy
kill this guy
md5: 0b05d3244f625d669cc69266023a074e๐Ÿ”
>>528941824
Shogun 2, once the castle has more than one level.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:12:00 PM No.528942425
>>528933746
>How do I decode this?
These are base game races
>Humans
Kislev
>Humans
Cathay
>Demons
Daemons of Chaos
>Demons
Slanesh
>Demons
Nurgle
>Demons
Tzeench
>Humans
Khorne
>Humans
Ogres
Anon fucked up his shitpost, it should also include edgelords under game1 and kangz under game 2.
Replies: >>528942804
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:12:38 PM No.528942483
>>528941824
Shogun 2 but that's because they basically said fuck it just make them field battles.
When they were actually trying I would say Med 2, they could still be jank but having a big ass castle with strong walls was a real advantage for a defender and as an attacker you would have a hard time but units didn't collapse into nothing in 2 seconds, they held and pushed slowly but surely so you could do some fancy flanking maneuvers around the city if you had the space for it.
Post-Med2 I think 3k had the least bad incarnation of the modern siege battles but I haven't played Pharaoh.
Replies: >>528956568 >>528966064
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:14:12 PM No.528942649
To the anons talking about the missing ai options in campaign settings menu last thread, mixer is not updated for hotfix and make them not show up
Replies: >>528986405
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:15:19 PM No.528942778
I think the problem with warhammer sieges is literally how slow your units crawl up the ladders its actually insane
These are supposed to be warriors and they go 1 unit at a time and way too slow
Replies: >>528944913
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:15:31 PM No.528942804
>>528942425
>Humans
>Ogres
???
WE'Z NOT NO STINKIN UMANS'! WE'Z DA BIGGEST!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:15:38 PM No.528942821
2025-06-26-17:15:16_screenshot
2025-06-26-17:15:16_screenshot
md5: 5c3aa378f7da75bf4ec0a2b5a794e2aa๐Ÿ”
we decided to take Crete
Replies: >>528945004
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:19:46 PM No.528943236
Repanse makes a beach party in Copher, who's invited?
Replies: >>528943861
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:25:56 PM No.528943861
>>528943236
Louen, Morgiana, Bohemond Beastslayer, Bertrand the Brigand, Henri, Green Knight, Sqvire, that guy from Bordeaux who brings surprise guests Rakarth, Yuan Bo and Markus Wulfheart with him.
Tik Tak To, Krq Gar, Volkmar, The Tradpilled Dwarf Guy
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:26:49 PM No.528943968
1719925079684629
1719925079684629
md5: 33ed021f993a3abd123b72614fd008db๐Ÿ”
Bruh AI (not TW one) is so fucking stupid lmao.

>Search on google what's a good endgame stack for Deathmaster Snikch.
>Notice the google AI comes up with a long af answer.
>Check it out of curiosity.
>It suggests using ratling gunners as a frontline unit (interchangeable with fucking skavenslave slingers as a way to hold the line).
>Use the poison variety of gutter runners, but only some, make the rest non-poison (there's literally no con to giving them poison).
>Acts as if their poison is damage.
>"And here's an example of a video where a professional TW player will show you how to employ the above army."
>Links me to halfway through a video of Legend doing one man doomstack with Tz'arkan + Sword of Khaine Snikch back in Warhammer 2.

What a laugh.
Replies: >>528944152 >>528960985
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:28:22 PM No.528944152
>>528943968
>>It suggests using ratling gunners as a frontline unit (interchangeable with fucking skavenslave slingers as a way to hold the line).
This is unironically how Legend plays
Replies: >>528944441
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:30:56 PM No.528944441
>>528944152
I think even at the absolute height of ranged spam Warhammer 2 era, Legend's stance was that 3-4 ratlings is ideal and you'd be better off using jezzails to spam.

And either way I'm pretty sure ratling spam isn't even that good nowadays.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:32:52 PM No.528944637
Skaven are very annoying to fight
Replies: >>528945576 >>528945590
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:34:32 PM No.528944824
The King In Shadow
The King In Shadow
md5: 92317bd78e1e1d6ef78344c3e0e2cef0๐Ÿ”
>>528941468
That's what he actually looks like, though.
Replies: >>528945087 >>528946434
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:35:22 PM No.528944913
>>528942778
Coming fresh off a one stack + big garrison siege battle my primary problem right now is why the fuck can't units stick to their orders? They need to be told the thing they were ordered to do literally every 5 seconds like it's a shitty Starcraft match or else they'll just stop and freeze.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:36:18 PM No.528945004
>>528942821
Man I had one look at the remaster and decided to go back to the original immediately, it feels uncanny. I guess it's a good backup option once the original stops working.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:36:59 PM No.528945087
>>528944824
>set up superior dawi firing line
>artillery to kill ranged rats
>thaggoraki genocide
Replies: >>528945576
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:37:36 PM No.528945149
I lost in Kurunta's first turn. I couldn't take the settlement.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:38:49 PM No.528945270
did delfs get an update yet
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:42:06 PM No.528945576
>>528945087
meant for >>528944637
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:42:14 PM No.528945590
>>528944637
they would be substantially less annoying to fight if units couldn't so easily rout through enemy troops. their roster being designed around constantly breaking and returning just makes you really feel it when fighting them. it never has any real impact on the outcome of the battle, it just makes their endless shitstacks more time consuming to fight.

warp lightning spam, menace below, and nukes are all still fucking tiresome though
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:50:38 PM No.528946434
s-l400 (1)
s-l400 (1)
md5: ef5bf1de4ad693dde404ec1127106312๐Ÿ”
>>528944824
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:09:12 AM No.528948363
asrai shit in the woods.
Replies: >>528952035
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:09:15 AM No.528948371
>tilean generic lord with the surname Unberogen
by the comet this is heresy
Replies: >>528948523
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:10:42 AM No.528948523
>>528948371
hes from northern tilea
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:21:26 AM No.528949726
>>528931507
Dunno. It not work on win 7. Every other two game work
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:24:59 AM No.528950075
So what sucks about Legion of Chaos anyways?
Replies: >>528950397 >>528951046
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:27:39 AM No.528950397
>>528950075
for starters, they have no technology or unique mechanics or anything to benefit the faction minus buildings
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:33:14 AM No.528951046
1730678389712527
1730678389712527
md5: 166312ec8efc0cfa99e8057e8a3c8c39๐Ÿ”
>>528950075
no tech tree
mediocre body parts on daniel that results in him being weaker than most generic lords that can use items
no real campaign mechanics
mandalore saying daniel was the best wh3 faction for having access to the monogod units was a huge blow to daniel never getting any updates
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:37:00 AM No.528951481
sadfrogwayout
sadfrogwayout
md5: 020ec0e78f9d19a31ac178299a3221e2๐Ÿ”
>win a very long and hard-fought battle with a great result off a scenario where autoresolve offered only a loss
>game freezes
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:37:36 AM No.528951556
championsofchaos
championsofchaos
md5: 9c6e98c38f81c1f58c814ff15fc2d2ad๐Ÿ”
It seems Khorne and Nurgle will be only monogods with more than 2 LLs
Replies: >>528952821 >>528955817 >>528961458
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:41:29 AM No.528952035
gjhhhhh
gjhhhhh
md5: bb98df0addbe098dc7ff71c56ac0a264๐Ÿ”
>>528948363
It was the beastmen.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:48:20 AM No.528952821
>>528951556
Lol this is a great meme format.
Like the DND Alignment meme format.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:16:32 AM No.528955817
>>528951556
Who would be GHR and Hashut? Evelyn and Rose respectively?
Replies: >>529043732
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:22:11 AM No.528956414
20250627011229_1
20250627011229_1
md5: 0128c8a6c054ef114814d710040dab53๐Ÿ”
Also, his mum isn't THAT good a lay.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:23:38 AM No.528956568
>>528942483
Shogun 2 is regarded as having the best sieges but, can it really be considered sieges when its essentially a fortified plateau?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:27:06 AM No.528956943
My uncle's nephew works at CA and has told me that TW40K will be announced on september, and not only that, but the first endgame crisis will be Mannfred arriving to the 40k universe through a warp storm and joining forces with Erebus.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:28:29 AM No.528957081
While autoresolve is useful for 'two depleted garrison troops have to fight three stacks', I should generally fight battles that aren't foregone conclusions to build my skills in a variety of situations, right?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:34:07 AM No.528957624
When I play a non-Warhammer title, I don't feel the need to have a 20/20 army and wait for my units to be above 90% before I go into battle. I feel fine with 11-14 units, and if a unit is 45% down, that's just the way it is.
What's the cause of this? I suspect is some balance issue
Replies: >>528958171
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:35:27 AM No.528957771
Thanks CA
Thanks CA
md5: bd10080eee310a0e1f42c182c72d8805๐Ÿ”
This sure would be a cool item for Khorne!
Replies: >>528958582
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:38:55 AM No.528958171
>>528957624
It's because if your spearmen are less than 99% health when a super large OP DLC selling monster or lord crashes into them, they'll run and turn your line into an open door
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:42:40 AM No.528958582
>>528957771
You're supposed to spit on it and then melt it down
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:00:41 AM No.528960419
>>528928047
they fire the ballistae over the horizon
now the sun gets hit at night and cant retaliate
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:03:05 AM No.528960709
Talk me out of dropping >$100 buying up Warhammer DLC.
Replies: >>528960951 >>528961031
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:05:25 AM No.528960951
>>528960709
jerk off, then think about it
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:05:45 AM No.528960985
how low google has fallen
how low google has fallen
md5: 8a5564cfa4024539726288db265b09f2๐Ÿ”
>>528943968
>Google's AI
You have no idea
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:06:16 AM No.528961031
>>528960709
It can be pirated or some shiet? I never bothered but if that money matters atm see what creamapi is about
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:07:30 AM No.528961165
Things I was thinking about:
1. Imagine how happy the first nation to discover ironworking was.
2. Hybrid units are difficult to balance because they either suck at both aspects of their role or they are too competent and possess too much utility.
3. It is truly incredible that the Eastern Roman Empire survived for over a thousand years.
4. What is at the very edge of our universe?
5. Nothing lasts forever... I wonder what the final Total War game will be.
Replies: >>528961486 >>528961894 >>528965057 >>528968808
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:10:20 AM No.528961458
>>528951556
If they don't add Horstmann and the Masque I'll be pissed.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:10:33 AM No.528961486
>>528961165
>1. Imagine how happy the first nation to discover ironworking was.
ironworking was developed in the bronze age and wasnt really some big revolution of technology
Replies: >>528962039 >>528962870
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:12:59 AM No.528961754
If Medieval 3 is actually on the horizon it needs to have the world scale of Empire or it's going to be a colossal failure
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:14:31 AM No.528961894
>>528961165
>4. What is at the very edge of our universe?
There is no edge, just like there was literally no time before the big bang
>b-but I can't compr-
Cope and seethe
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:15:45 AM No.528962039
>>528961486
>I am discovered
>I don't prove immediately useful and am forgotten
>I am rediscovered
>I don't prove immensely useful and am forgotten
The cycle of all new tech.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:19:37 AM No.528962457
>Hmm today I will try Empire
>No idea where to go after the initial province
>If I go for Marienburg, it will leave me vulnerable to Barrow legion.
>Barrow goes for Marienburg, but before I can capitalize all of my surrounding elector counts are fucking DEAD
>I get double teamed and wiped by Beastmen and the Black pit tribe, fold like a pretzel in turn 16

Hot damn that was awful.
Replies: >>528962684 >>528964203
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:21:54 AM No.528962684
>>528962457
Well now you know you're
~supposed~ to go north
Most of the early game is knowing which enemies will leave you alone and leaving those alone to go fight enemies that won't
Replies: >>528962884
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:23:01 AM No.528962789
races I've done VH/VH long victory for
>Empire, Dark Elves, Dwarfs, Grand Cathay, Greenskins, High Elves, Khorne, Kislev, Nurgle, Ogre Kingdoms, Skaven, Tomb Kings, Tzeentch, Warriors of Chaos
factions I don't want to do because of their rework
>Slaanesh, Norsca, Vampire Counts (?), Lizardmen (?)
factions I just dont want to do because they bore me
>Vampire Coast, Daemons of Chaos
Who should I go for next: Bretonnia, Chaos Dwarfs or Wood Elves, maybe ill throw Vampire Counts and Lizardmen in the mix too just in case.
Replies: >>528963303 >>528966214 >>528966219
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:23:47 AM No.528962870
>>528961486
Didn't the Bantu tribes in Africa skip bronzeworking and go straight to ironworking?
Replies: >>528963659
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:23:55 AM No.528962884
>>528962684
Yeah, I didn't think Middenland would die in ten turns or so.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:27:45 AM No.528963303
>>528962789
Vampire Coast
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:31:14 AM No.528963659
>>528962870
bantu tribes basically skipped straight to ironworking, only people who practiced bronzeworking were tribes/cultures close to the Mediterranean
and nigeria for some reason despite very little contact up north
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:36:49 AM No.528964203
>>528962457
Ok so, fuck all that noise, heres what you do
>take out Successionists
>recruit a second bait Lord you send off to Altdorf after taking over Ubersreik
>rush T2 Altdorf and then build walls
>go back to Altdorf with Franz as Khazraks probably set to attack Toddy soon
>ambush bait the ra ra roos or their AI is just retarded enough to run into an Altdorf with the walls built for the extra garrison
>take the herdstone out next turn if Franz is positioned near Altdorf and the Black Pit tards will eventually start moving on Toddys other settlements
>take them out with ease and grab their settlement (do not gift it) then sell it back to Middenland, Toddy or Nordland (or Skaeling) will make their way to destroying the other Black Pit settlement
>by this point in time Kemmler will have either taken out Marienburg or just garrisoned on the fort nearby
>Send Franz to that side, declare war and ambush bait
>your army is strong enough to rape all his armies if you know how to play or you can autoresolve with no big losses besides some units, clearing out his main army pretty easily
>keep the offensive on Kemmler, hopefully Kemmlers killed the Dwarfs off if not, break the non-aggression and trade agreements (fuck the Dawi) and go into Bretonnia and destroy Kemmler for good
>(optional) sell off the Bretonnia settlements because its better to give it back to Louen Leoncoeur to secure funds and a few agreements than having to deal with possibly both N'Kari and Belakor and grab Grug Zint from him so that you can get all 3 of those mountain settlements
>by this point you should have a T3 settlement and enough funds to grab 2 cannons, head up North and declare war on Festus
>the cannons will rape Festus, hopefully you got a good enough mage to use spells to damage his other units and hopefully a solid ranged unit comp (Huntsmen, Outriders, Crossbowmen, Handgunners take your pick), taking him out once will make the rest of Hochland conquering easy mode
Replies: >>528965993
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:44:56 AM No.528964980
>ambush baiting with another army
>ambush spamming
>autoresolving
>diplomacy trading
we used to clown on cheaters like this
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:45:42 AM No.528965057
>>528961165
>I wonder what the final Total War game will be
Total War: Warhammer 3
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:55:32 AM No.528965993
>>528964203
I appreciate that you wrote all that but I'm not reading it because it's more fun to figure out myself.
Replies: >>528966276
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:56:25 AM No.528966064
20240522195209_1
20240522195209_1
md5: 08329f337702145a20a23b29013cdf41๐Ÿ”
>>528942483
how is this a field battle?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:58:05 AM No.528966214
>>528962789
I had a lot of fun with my Sisters run
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:58:08 AM No.528966219
DoC domination victory
DoC domination victory
md5: eb1063d91fa276695f8798ddfd6f300b๐Ÿ”
>>528962789
>Demons of Chaos
WEAK
Replies: >>528966424
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:58:39 AM No.528966276
>>528965993
Based desu but also if you die as The Empire its a skill issue, good luck
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:00:11 AM No.528966424
6854698416
6854698416
md5: 4ecdb617258427d29b0733f40b9b3111๐Ÿ”
>>528966219
>turn 124
>that much progress
Impressive.
What was your strategy?
Replies: >>528967429
Namefren
6/27/2025, 3:01:25 AM No.528966547
CHAOS FAYOS
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:09:46 AM No.528967429
>>528966424
Go blue line for Daniel first to get Diplo relations with all chaos factions. Trade territories to Epidemius and go south. much easier to dunk on Kislev and Empire than to stay up north. Create a vassal whenever you can, especially Skaven, they make more money than your territories.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:22:55 AM No.528968794
Is it weird to be attracted to the river troll hag?
Replies: >>528968906
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:23:01 AM No.528968808
>>528961165
hybrid units will pretty much always be shit because you are overpaying for stats that you don't need. no matter how good its melee stats are you can't shoot if the unit is in melee, so assuming you actually want to use the ammo you paid for you have to avoid melee just like a ranged unit would, in which case the melee stats are pointless. on the other hand if you just leave the unit in melee you are paying for a ranged attack that you can't use.
Replies: >>528969689 >>528978665
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:24:04 AM No.528968906
>>528968794
YES, IT IS
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:31:43 AM No.528969689
>>528968808
there is one niche case in which spear hybrid units are good, that being if you have most of your army slots going towards the front line, and you have artillery that needs to be protected and say 2 units of archers or spears wouldn't be enough on their own to cover it
this is the only time I have found them to be useful, but I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I have actually done this
Replies: >>528972282
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:36:02 AM No.528970098
thorgrim
thorgrim
md5: 0f79e0b10e4ea3ba9062a4188ec8ad3e๐Ÿ”
What are the major grudges to hold against CA?
>the limits imposed on modding
>released (and pretty much left) Empire Total War in a borderline unplayable state
>Blood DLC
>Rome 2 launch
>left Attila with its performance issues
>Grace
>the Norsca debacle
>the Rome 2 female generals shitshow
>killing 3K before its time and then having the balls to announce a sequel
>the Shadows of Change catastrophe
>Hyenas and its consequences (which have been a disaster for Total War)
Anything I'm forgetting?
Replies: >>528970464 >>528972019 >>529063151 >>529081575 >>529081931 >>529082407 >>529084985
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:39:31 AM No.528970464
>>528970098
If the dwarfs canonically grudged a bretonnian ambassador for just talking too much and wasting too much time on pleasantries, we can totally grudge CA on the fucking absurd periods of no news and no communication.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:45:28 AM No.528971030
i wanna fuck aranessa
Replies: >>528971259
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:47:40 AM No.528971259
>>528971030
fag
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:56:09 AM No.528972019
>>528970098
reworking how population works
downgrading general speeches
removing leaderless armies
ass ladders
warscape engine

My grudges are much more ancient than you fantasy cucks grudges
Replies: >>528972337 >>528972425
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:58:48 AM No.528972282
>>528969689
the one use for hybrid units is countering furies. if they dive you can melee them and if they don't you can shoot them.
Replies: >>529021847
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:59:21 AM No.528972337
>>528972019
Oh and province system
Fuck province system
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:00:30 AM No.528972425
>>528972019
>removing leaderless armies
wooo 50 stacks of 2-3 units yessss
fucking oldfags and their retardation
Replies: >>528972848 >>528972987 >>528974014 >>528974172 >>528974206 >>528986794
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:04:04 AM No.528972739
I want to get a blowjob from an Ice Witch
>cold on her lips
>warm inside her mouth
The feeling is probably incredible
Replies: >>528999751
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:05:08 AM No.528972848
Goro_Majima
Goro_Majima
md5: ad7d76637e3231072e28bab245ca1aaa๐Ÿ”
>>528972425
yes
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:06:41 AM No.528972987
>>528972425
there is no reason why a group of 120 lads cant figure out how to walk from one city to another
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:17:41 AM No.528974014
>>528972425
Yes unironically
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:19:29 AM No.528974172
>>528972425
>50 stacks of 2-3 units
Soulful and made 20 vs 20 battles much more rare and climatic instead of being the slop of today
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:19:47 AM No.528974206
>>528972425
>hmm should we program the ai to make bigger armies?
>no that's too hard let's just remove the ability to move your units around completely
Replies: >>528974674
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:24:48 AM No.528974674
>>528974206
my biggest gripe is CA programs the ai to be like a player that tried to bend all the rules instead of making the ai fun to play against. the ai will perfectly calculate how far your army can move and be just outside of range, while a good designer (me) would make a n orc horse rampage throughout the region for you to stomp. the ai also arbitrarily follows the same rules as the player with regards to recruitment and income and stuff, and to amek the game "harder" CA adjust the values for the ai, but a smart designer (me) would make the ai not follow the player restrictions at all. there is no reason why an orc or beastman horde cant thematically recruit loads of shit while its rampaging
Replies: >>528974998 >>528989941
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:25:39 AM No.528974751
doomstacks
doomstacks
md5: a11572f3280139b34a875790efb79337๐Ÿ”
Can TWWH do... This?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:28:09 AM No.528974998
>>528974674
>wanting even more ai cheats
the ai should play like a human roleplaying as whatever ll it is for
Replies: >>528975810
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:29:49 AM No.528975146
En avant ! Pour la couronne et le pays !
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:32:09 AM No.528975376
the easiest fix for Alith Anar and Markus Wulfhart is giving them artillery shots
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:35:13 AM No.528975648
11
11
md5: 01aa94010db66143bfb11c1faf1d5074๐Ÿ”
:O
Replies: >>528977137 >>528979229
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:36:44 AM No.528975769
I kinda want to replay Empire but I remember how important navies are and how much of a pain in the fucking ass it is to fight on the water
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:37:10 AM No.528975810
>>528974998
think of the ai as "cheating" is the wrong mind set and is the one ca has. it exists to entertain me, the player. let it spawn armies for me to fight as long as it fits the narrative. right now the ai calculates objective army strength and hides in cities or plays wackamole.
Replies: >>528978895 >>528979223 >>528984606
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:51:34 AM No.528977137
>>528975648
bear bull
Replies: >>528978160
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:02:39 AM No.528978159
11
11
md5: c9d7982f79f1deea6e76abe13beb5ee0๐Ÿ”
no...
Replies: >>528978816
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:02:40 AM No.528978160
>>528977137
Ice Bear
Fire Bull
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:05:57 AM No.528978474
cathay
cathay
md5: 5a6273f74f68fa71775cd01fe5f94d85๐Ÿ”
the official /twg/ chuuba is on
Replies: >>528979342 >>528981049 >>528982286
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:08:11 AM No.528978665
>>528968808
They're good because they won't fold to fast units. It's like paying a little more for insurance. You can't use that ammo if they're eaten by bats either.
Replies: >>528979249
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:09:46 AM No.528978816
>>528978159
Meanwhile my destruction campaign got ruined by Karl going nuclear and eating all his neighbors by turn 45
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:10:35 AM No.528978895
>>528975810
no ca literally has constructed the entire ai system as a gigantic spiderweb of cheats like "faction potential" and autoresolve bonuses. the way ai should work is "you are grimgor. build armies full of orcs and run them into enemy territory."
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:14:47 AM No.528979223
>>528975810
The problem is that the AI have no other agenda in the game other than being angry at the player, and if its friendly to you, it ceases to even try to play the game
Artificial as fuck
Replies: >>528999906
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:14:51 AM No.528979229
>>528975648
Seems the economy hit Archaon hard, he's trying to bring the end times with a bunch of dogs
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:15:06 AM No.528979249
>>528978665
insurance is for suckers. why pay an extra 300 gold just so your archer won't die to bats when it only costs 200 over that for an entire extra spearmanii unit?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:16:13 AM No.528979342
>>528978474
i want to throatfuck that boy
Replies: >>528980195
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:16:39 AM No.528979378
4700_20250626201619_1
4700_20250626201619_1
md5: 7900dea16d05d52d252c676051bafa94๐Ÿ”
hmmmm crush my cock with a rock i must maximum pain i must endure ok here we go
Replies: >>528979696
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:20:16 AM No.528979696
>>528979378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTJxvKD4uog
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:26:31 AM No.528980195
>>528979342
hag*
Replies: >>528981348
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:33:41 AM No.528980789
motorcycle death meme_thumb.jpg
motorcycle death meme_thumb.jpg
md5: 25956458e693feddcc075045fb39ac6c๐Ÿ”
I had a nightmare where CA dropped a new trailer, it was a cinematic that showed the humans(Bretonnia, Empire and Cathay) holding off a horde of chaos spawns, with new units like Bretonnian cannons and Cathayan trebuchets, but just as the legendary lord was about to be revealed it cut to black with white text saying "full trailer available in september".

I woke up feeling very disappointed at something that never happened, and hopefully never will.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:37:06 AM No.528981049
>>528978474
Lumi isn't playing until they release the dlc though
Replies: >>528981858
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:40:33 AM No.528981348
>>528980195
this is a greek thread
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:43:37 AM No.528981603
Drazhoath's first battle map has changed...for the better, I'd say. I hope they fixed Daemon's Stump being a minor Dwarf hold.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:46:44 AM No.528981858
>>528981049
How to tell me you're a cuck without telling me you're a cuck
Replies: >>528982238
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:51:19 AM No.528982238
>>528981858
what?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:51:57 AM No.528982286
>>528978474
how big is her cock?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:10:42 AM No.528983814
6.2 is the best update since immortal empires, if only it didn't take them so long to start making actual updates
Replies: >>528984565
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:21:13 AM No.528984565
>>528983814
And it only took a team of underpaid east euros
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:21:59 AM No.528984606
>>528975810
The only good RP ai I meet was in OG Master of Orion
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:33:15 AM No.528985505
40k won't happen until an engine change
Replies: >>528997045
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:40:47 AM No.528986054
Welp after 600 hours in warhammer 2+3 I'm finally buying the pirate coast dlc. I need it for the lokhir fellheart mod that gives him pirate mechanics
Replies: >>528988893
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:45:34 AM No.528986405
>>528942649
this is bullshit and all you have to do is validate game files on steam
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:50:47 AM No.528986794
>>528972425
>give ai the ability to combine a bunch of smaller stacks if they are inside the same province
nooooo this is too hard we must make the game dogshit instead
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:00:24 AM No.528987472
2025-06-27-00:59:06_screenshot
2025-06-27-00:59:06_screenshot
md5: b128239eedd34cfb05d5f9d51b59167f๐Ÿ”
this Bel'akor dude as an early game enemy.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:18:34 AM No.528988815
>>528928406
>stop stacking campaign buffs to give your t1 units 80 md
This one feels targeted
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:19:45 AM No.528988893
1736345586259557m
1736345586259557m
md5: e9a23bbe0f772be87a65daac93d4c8da๐Ÿ”
>>528986054
>paid for dlc
Replies: >>528988985 >>528990778
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:21:16 AM No.528988985
>>528988893
This is a thing people with money can do to save time and effort.
Replies: >>528989124
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:23:15 AM No.528989124
1750081756731071
1750081756731071
md5: e95a572a32e805bba65177afc2506f36๐Ÿ”
>>528988985
>oh my hecking science, 1 minute adding a line of text saved? This is lifechanging
Replies: >>528989324
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:25:46 AM No.528989324
>>528989124
>Too inept to use capital letters or punctuation.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:26:47 AM No.528989396
I bought all the dlcs :)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:27:58 AM No.528989479
I pirated all the dlcs :)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:32:52 AM No.528989873
I bought all dlcs but I wish I hadn't as CA clearly doesn't deserve it
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:33:42 AM No.528989941
>>528974674
Yeah it pisses me off when these big scary evil armies march in and then get too timid to actually fight and we have to have a Benny Hill chase around because they always force march a pixel out of range. What kind of pussy Khorne swarm or greenskin waaagh runs like that

Or when the AI has a full stack in its capital and then abandons it to run away. It can be so difficult to actually have a decent final battle sometimes. Why would the stunties abandon Karaz a Karak instead of fighting to the death.
Replies: >>528990115
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:35:55 AM No.528990115
>>528989941
Greenskins make sense. They're canonically annoying, stupid, and counterproductive to even their own goals. khorne and Slayer Lords shouldn't have the option to retreat or move away from enemies. They should be like heat seeking missiles.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:41:44 AM No.528990515
Ogred
Ogred
md5: 1b10aa612bc3251929d4fbd07653b362๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:46:17 AM No.528990778
>>528988893
Sometimes I play multiplayer.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:59:01 AM No.528991659
How do you make money as Changeling? There's no sack option and cults take too long to develop for gold.
Replies: >>528992492 >>528993182
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:11:22 AM No.528992492
>>528991659
Attack all the minor settlements around you and establish parasitic cults
Replies: >>528992738
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:15:06 AM No.528992738
>>528992492
Should I ever make symbiotic ones? I'm playing on Legendary, no idea if the AI cheats enough money to leech it from them in major regions.
Replies: >>528993664
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:18:48 AM No.528992976
total war
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:22:00 AM No.528993182
>>528991659
Download the mod that gives him normal settlements.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:29:02 AM No.528993664
>>528992738
Symbiots, the big places like Drakenhof and Altdorf, to siphon that sweet, sweet money, but remember that if it's razed, you lose that income too. Changeling is the comfiest campaign since nobody has a clue where yo are.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:07:12 AM No.528995973
Would Changeling co op campaign work with an order faction like Karl or do the cults do too much harm?
Replies: >>528996086
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:08:54 AM No.528996086
>>528995973
there's some good cults if I remember,
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:21:15 AM No.528996809
1749029876394737
1749029876394737
md5: f77cf770a83886e8756ef0e3a0489483๐Ÿ”
its time to claim some mountains bros
Replies: >>528997231
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:24:54 AM No.528997045
>>528985505
40k is releasing next year
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:27:23 AM No.528997202
oh fuck
I'm gonna
I'm gonna crooomble
I AM CROOOOMBLING
I AM CROOOOOOOOMBLING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Replies: >>528997337 >>528997347 >>529057467
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:27:55 AM No.528997231
>>528996809
>gets gangbanged by IronClaw and Skarsnik
Replies: >>528998738 >>528999902
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:29:27 AM No.528997337
>>528997202
it's not an issue with undeads but demons taking heavy morale hit on crumbling is so fucking idiotic
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:29:34 AM No.528997347
>>528997202
>90% of enemy forces dead
>surrounded by 1000 friendlies
>hero decides to crumble in the final 10s of the battle

yep, it's rematch time
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:50:06 AM No.528998508
whats longma
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:52:47 AM No.528998658
did the casket of souls fix re add bonuses that had disappeared or are they new?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:54:15 AM No.528998738
1726269324290153
1726269324290153
md5: eec167c904c27fcd6786376254bd6a1f๐Ÿ”
>>528997231
rumao
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:12:08 AM No.528999751
>>528972739
I think you actually want to KISS and LOVE an Ice Witch :3
Replies: >>528999873
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:14:15 AM No.528999873
>>528999751
based
reject cooming
embrace romance
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:14:44 AM No.528999902
>>528997231
>rush Skarsnik
>he declares a Weeegh
>Weeegh army instantly has 3 lava arachnaroks
Thank fucking god for that starting gyrobomber or this would be genuinely impossible
Replies: >>529000150
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:14:46 AM No.528999906
>>528979223
Then simply use the AI overhauls which make neutral AI build empires (I have no idea which ones are any good)
Replies: >>529000175
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:15:52 AM No.528999982
112532532546
112532532546
md5: 3e93d2d92acf4446fb85eb7f4c0c4765๐Ÿ”
Our common cause shall benefit the world.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:18:24 AM No.529000150
1728912340163510
1728912340163510
md5: 03c17f410962b6a5b27d8e05e83056a3๐Ÿ”
>>528999902
i rushed him before he even could waaagh
now gorbad sits on his ass so im a bit disappointed since this was completely trivial
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:18:45 AM No.529000175
>>528999906
>just cheat bro

nty
Replies: >>529000357
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:21:54 AM No.529000357
>>529000175
The base game is shit bro, sorry to tell you. Accept and fix it or cope and seethe with your shitty vanilla mechanics
Replies: >>529000879
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:24:55 AM No.529000561
ai options have gone missing
retard company
Replies: >>529000682 >>529000704 >>529000881
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:26:52 AM No.529000682
>>529000561
You blind retard
Replies: >>529000712
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:27:18 AM No.529000704
>>529000561
verify integrity of game files on steam
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:27:29 AM No.529000712
>>529000682
show me them then nigger, i looked everywhere and couldn't find them
Replies: >>529000912
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:30:39 AM No.529000879
>>529000357
That's just the noldorfag ritualposter
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:30:39 AM No.529000881
>>529000561
Are you using Mixer mod by chance ? If so, there is your problem.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:31:17 AM No.529000912
>>529000712
Below "enable sea lanes" option and above " enable endgame scenarios " option.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:34:15 AM No.529001094
1745425945699190
1745425945699190
md5: 76b5d9465b4cb3c0e7fa366b93b86677๐Ÿ”
you fucking faggots stop spouting random bullshit about mixer
the game simply failed to properly install 6.2 and the settings do not appear until you verify the integrity of game files
pic related i was missing the settings after 6.2 but it fixed itself no problem
Replies: >>529001546
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:36:17 AM No.529001203
Game works on my machine.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:38:49 AM No.529001345
Finally after 12 years I actually finished a very hard domination campaign on shogun 2 fots with the Obama clan. I was lowkey disappointed how I didn't even get the chance to really use the late game techs (no gattling guns, no final tier infantry, except imported infantry.)

Decided to play some mods, hoping to see some other aspects of the game and maybe have an easier time of it. Did you guys know radious mod is terrible? They added like 6 different units with functionally the same stats.

Darthmod seemed a bit better at first glance (I like the idea of public order buildings adding a tier 1 infantry unit) but it feels like they turned the lethality of rifle armed units down a little, which I worry messes with the careful balance between modern and traditional units.

Well, maybe I should just try some other clans. Aizu seems cool for a republic run. Why do they boost their traditional units when they get cool line infantry alternatives?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:40:41 AM No.529001464
Holy jesus.
They really did wait until July just to announce the third race in the DLC.
Replies: >>529001556
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:41:58 AM No.529001546
>>529001094
And yet you only have proof of the aftermath, making your claim objectively false
Replies: >>529001918
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:42:06 AM No.529001556
>>529001464
"They really will wait untill end of July
Replies: >>529001601 >>529001619
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:43:17 AM No.529001601
>>529001556
31st of July, to be specific
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:43:33 AM No.529001619
>>529001556
**of next year, 2026
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:44:36 AM No.529001686
Oh also, after playing shogun 2, I really value the limited amount of armies in more recent games. It's a huuge pain in the ass when the ai sends out tiny little armies to sabotage the ports and resource buildings. And it's a huge pain to hunt them down too. But maybe they shouldn't have given armies the ability to attack farms and resource buildings. It's kind of a feels bad mechanic that only allows the ai to hurt you, but it doesn't really allow you to hurt the ai (they have infinite money anyway)
Replies: >>529005524
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:48:38 AM No.529001917
Reminder that the third race is Skaven. VerminTIDE soon yes-yes.
Replies: >>529002116
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:48:39 AM No.529001918
1726705076870205
1726705076870205
md5: d939b949e47f03fab7e4d02dded4ed3d๐Ÿ”
>>529001546
i have played several campaigns before during and after 6.2 including the hotfix with mixer enabled in all of them without any issues outside of the day 6.2 dropped and i fixed it instantly like i already mentioned
skill issue on your part
Replies: >>529002030
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:50:38 AM No.529002030
>>529001918
I didn't read your post, I thought you were the initial guy and was gaslighting him
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:51:27 AM No.529002082
1744538780013340
1744538780013340
md5: 539d6205810351b32ac5ca9d734da7cc๐Ÿ”
>Warhammer 1 got 6 dlcs counting race packs
>Warhammer 2 got 9 dlcs counting race packs
>Warhammer 3 has 6 dlcs so far counting race packs
What do you guys think the final number will be for 3?
I think there's about 3 left in the near future, but that they'll probably capitalize on the die-hard fans with some occasional dlcs down the line, like they did with Empire Divided and Desert Kingdoms for Rome 2.
Final count 10-11 for Warhammer 3.
Replies: >>529002560 >>529002702 >>529010927
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:51:34 AM No.529002087
the third race is the pygmy people
Replies: >>529002283 >>529002380
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:52:09 AM No.529002116
>>529001917
https://youtu.be/Pm8l231_t9Q?t=93
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:55:03 AM No.529002283
>>529002087
This
>purple/pink -> slaanesh
>blue -> Norsca
>black -> pygmies
Evidence is staggering.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:56:38 AM No.529002380
>>529002087
This but they talk like those little ebonics transformers from the micheal bay movies, complete USA dialect
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:59:38 AM No.529002560
>>529002082
its confirmed there is 1 dlc per year coming, 40k comes next year so that will be endtimes rushed out the door and then all dev time will be put into the much more popular and successful 40k TW
Replies: >>529002662
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:01:14 AM No.529002662
>>529002560
>end times next year
I doubt it, but hope its true because the SEETHING among ledditors would be astronomical.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:01:57 AM No.529002702
>>529002082
This makes sense. I can see it continuing even further when any new total war game is gonna bomb like pharaoh.
Replies: >>529002839
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:04:00 AM No.529002839
>>529002702
If they manage 40k even half competently fantasy is gonna more ded than elvis.
Replies: >>529003216 >>529003834
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:10:01 AM No.529003216
>>529002839
Elvis isn't dead 'cause I heard him on the radio
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:20:58 AM No.529003834
>>529002839
Zoomer brained live service take to even think about a single player game "dying"
Replies: >>529004029
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:24:22 AM No.529004029
>>529003834
Singleplayercel, please.
Multiplayer is the heart and soul of Warhammer.
Replies: >>529004351
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:26:54 AM No.529004175
Playing Tyrion campaign and by god is it terrible
Replies: >>529004306
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:29:38 AM No.529004306
>>529004175
>playing ANYTHING outside Old World, Darklands and Catahy in IE
Nigga just boot up Warhammer 2
Replies: >>529004585 >>529004639 >>529005438 >>529005549
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:30:30 AM No.529004351
>>529004029
Multiplayer is the melanoma of Warhammer, an ugly, potentially cancerous but mostly irrelevant spot on the body.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:30:46 AM No.529004368
Thoughts on Thrones of Britannia?
Replies: >>529004432 >>529004673 >>529004702 >>529005669 >>529010712
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:32:03 AM No.529004432
>>529004368
No one played it so it's impossible to say.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:34:33 AM No.529004585
>>529004306
Ew
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:35:29 AM No.529004639
>>529004306
>playing ANYTHING outside Old World
Just play Warhammer 1
Replies: >>529004769
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:35:59 AM No.529004673
>>529004368
There are two ways to play it.
The 1066 Conquest mod, to play short but sweet campaigns as William the Conqueror, Harald Hardrada and Harold Godwinson.

The shieldwall mod, which adds population, if you're very interested in the time period. Given that Age of Charlemagne didnt really focus that much on the viking age, ToB can fill that niche for you.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:36:23 AM No.529004702
>>529004368
Horribly designed by a pretentious idiot who thinks he's above that sort of thing. Consequently, most people open it, maybe play a few turns, then turn it off and never come back to it.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:37:30 AM No.529004769
>>529004639
>no demons, ogres or reworks
wow great idea anon
Replies: >>529005102
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:42:59 AM No.529005102
>>529004769
>no ogres

literally not one single person likes ogres ITT
Replies: >>529005212 >>529011780 >>529011902
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:43:00 AM No.529005107
lusted
lusted
md5: 28035c33f213cb59ca53095e19d76e98๐Ÿ”
>look up ol Jack Lusted
>he's been promoted to Creative Director
Based Jackie hopefully gonna kamikaze 40k and sink all of CA for betraying historychads, inshallah.
Replies: >>529005183 >>529010827
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:44:01 AM No.529005183
>>529005107
>dick
>dick in son
>lusted
What's the deal with anglo names?
Replies: >>529005536
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:44:31 AM No.529005212
>>529005102
No surprise there, /twg/ is full of ledditors.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:45:28 AM No.529005274
are sisters of twilight worth it?
Replies: >>529006175
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:47:37 AM No.529005403
1745261043303272
1745261043303272
md5: ae51db335edce354c8db7a295ac9d2ca๐Ÿ”
the ai is playing the game finally
Replies: >>529016964
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:48:10 AM No.529005438
>>529004306
>playing ANYTHING outside Old World
I always change my starting settlement to start closer to the Empire if not in it, the rest of the world just feels like fluff.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:49:32 AM No.529005524
>>529001686
stop playing old games like new ones
you can station your own small forces as garrisons to keep your territories safe
Replies: >>529019778
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:49:40 AM No.529005536
>>529005183
The guy who took Napoleon to St. Helena was named Cockburn.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_George_Cockburn,_10th_Baronet
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:49:55 AM No.529005549
>>529004306
cathay is the most soulless chinkslop ive ever seen in a chinkbait game
Replies: >>529005615 >>529005681
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:51:17 AM No.529005615
>>529005549
Seethe sinophobe
Replies: >>529006038
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:52:20 AM No.529005669
>>529004368
What the other guy said. Game is horrible and you play the worst whack-a-mole session with the way minor settlements work. There's an overhaul mod that fixes this.
Also really atmospheric if you like the Saxon-Viking period, but without Franks.
Replies: >>529010712
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:52:29 AM No.529005681
>>529005549
the map area is pretty decent though compared to something like lustria or naggaroth or even worse the donut
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:58:12 AM No.529006038
>>529005615
im not afraid of chinks, i hate them, important distinction
Replies: >>529006075
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:58:54 AM No.529006075
>>529006038
You hate them because they are ascending
Replies: >>529006160
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:00:31 PM No.529006160
>>529006075
i have cockroaches ascending out of my garden into the house and i hate those too
Replies: >>529006265
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:00:43 PM No.529006175
>>529005274
If you like WE playstyle, yes.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:01:55 PM No.529006265
>>529006160
The cockroach under-empire will soon begin their great ascendancy and come for you and your weeds, man-thing.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:02:44 PM No.529006307
1656337038844
1656337038844
md5: d540accd0728e825b5c738a200c96ee4๐Ÿ”
CATHAY WILL GROW LARGER!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:11:31 PM No.529006892
1722340892027982
1722340892027982
md5: a25678688f643e9b5f576ae338499f04๐Ÿ”
zombie blob never fails
Replies: >>529007002 >>529007032
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:13:11 PM No.529007002
>>529006892
>70 MA on zombies
wew
Replies: >>529007395
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:13:43 PM No.529007032
>>529006892
>imrik
>chorfs
>empire with hellstorms

it goes really good until it goes really bad
Replies: >>529007517
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:19:59 PM No.529007395
>>529007002
the new staff of damnation is a little 'tarded
Replies: >>529007607
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:21:55 PM No.529007517
steve harvey
steve harvey
md5: 8fc76df9e302dca299117f5e9fb6be48๐Ÿ”
>>529007032
>Haha! Our artillery is blowing them up!
>second stack arrives
>third stack arrives
>fourth stack arrives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_KUMaztNJA
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:23:29 PM No.529007607
>>529007395
They buffed that one? Wasn't it already cracked?
Replies: >>529008652
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:26:28 PM No.529007790
What's the most unconventional place for a High Elf to be?
Replies: >>529007956 >>529007970 >>529007971 >>529011449
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:29:23 PM No.529007956
>>529007790
Heaven
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:29:36 PM No.529007970
>>529007790
getting food at a halfling camp
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:29:36 PM No.529007971
>>529007790
Inside a sealed dwarf hold.
Replies: >>529011668
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:35:33 PM No.529008380
lvl5
lvl5
md5: 284c26e204cf1f313d128424857d980f๐Ÿ”
What the fuck are you supposed to do against this?
Replies: >>529008441 >>529016157 >>529016348
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:36:22 PM No.529008441
>>529008380
use 1 unit of blunderbussies
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:37:16 PM No.529008493
WE are such a lame race both lore and gameplay wise holy shit if you want a shooty army other elves can do it too
Replies: >>529008636 >>529009007 >>529009364 >>529009491 >>529011672
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:39:12 PM No.529008621
>>528928030 (OP)
Cool, is this from Osprey?
Replies: >>529009597
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:39:22 PM No.529008636
>>529008493
yeah but green pubes
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:39:36 PM No.529008652
>>529007607
+40MA, 35 meters, 25/90s uptime
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:44:57 PM No.529009007
>>529008493
They are Vietnam coded, tree warfare
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:50:24 PM No.529009364
orion charge
orion charge
md5: b94721dcc214b1cd6b3183413400f628๐Ÿ”
>>529008493
>boring stationary line
>fluid dryad/wild riders/deepwood scouts maneuvering constantly and pouncing exposed elements
Replies: >>529009468 >>529009491
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:52:02 PM No.529009468
>>529009364
>expecting the pausing, cheat using, singleplayer only fags of /twg/ to do all this
Anon pls
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:52:30 PM No.529009491
>>529008493
>>529009364
races without artillerimanii are boring.
Replies: >>529009591
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:54:06 PM No.529009591
>>529009491
>starting the battle by... standing still
Couldn't be me, manlet
Replies: >>529009731
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:54:11 PM No.529009597
>>529008621
Yes, I believe it's Roman Army Units in the Eastern Provinces 2
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:56:28 PM No.529009731
>>529009591
wood elves can't force initiation which sucks more often than not
Replies: >>529009941
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:57:20 PM No.529009785
1-10
1-10
md5: db40ea1bc79a0c2781485231f71a907c๐Ÿ”
>cheatfag is an MPsissy
KEK
No wonder he's seething all the time.
Replies: >>529010516
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:59:52 PM No.529009941
>>529009731
Can be if they have a hill yeah, arrows of kurnous and some spells can get them down though
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:02:29 PM No.529010115
20250627190217_1
20250627190217_1
md5: 62edc921470945bde47fc5573be22452๐Ÿ”
beastcucks...our response?!
Replies: >>529010430 >>529011362
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:07:21 PM No.529010430
>>529010115
>Haha i abused the siege AI teehee
r*tfags are the worst
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:08:39 PM No.529010516
>>529009785
Why is it that most people who play Total War games play singleplayer? What puts people off playing MP?
Replies: >>529010715 >>529010850 >>529010876 >>529011261 >>529011705 >>529013127 >>529046495 >>529047413
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:11:49 PM No.529010712
>>529004368
Some interesting ideas and nice art style but this anon is right >>529005669
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:11:56 PM No.529010715
>>529010516
Total War's main appeal lies in mixing 4x strategy with real time tactical battles with high body counts, you can easily find a game that's a better RTS or a better 4x game, it's hard to find one that does both well enough while also having large scale battles that aren't complete ass to play.
You're just getting less of the experience in MP.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:13:21 PM No.529010827
>>529005107
Who?
Replies: >>529010964
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:13:47 PM No.529010850
>>529010516
It's a very casual friendly series, which makes competitive gamers be ridiculed and makes casual gamers settle
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:14:12 PM No.529010876
>>529010516
I'm too shit at the game to play against humans, I need my active pause
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:14:53 PM No.529010927
>>529002082
They gonna do remasters of wh1 and 2 next
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:15:19 PM No.529010964
>>529010827
Jack Lusted
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:16:58 PM No.529011074
>make a checkerboard formation
>AI dabs on it
Replies: >>529011278
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:19:44 PM No.529011261
>>529010516
not interested in choosing between fifty minute pick and ban sequences and facing whatever the most busted shit in the game is every match
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:19:57 PM No.529011278
>>529011074
ZAP-CAST
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:21:18 PM No.529011362
1661699919357
1661699919357
md5: 3b571acf9c894be5f53cf4fd14952c98๐Ÿ”
>>529010115
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:22:47 PM No.529011449
1745893857096588
1745893857096588
md5: 36ba0ba58044f03034cfad2f8cea033c๐Ÿ”
>>529007790
inside a human woman
Replies: >>529011654
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:25:47 PM No.529011654
elf hand wash
elf hand wash
md5: 9e1121547284ee65b7dc34f47d0b7a7a๐Ÿ”
>>529011449
Correct
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:26:07 PM No.529011668
20250627132446_1
20250627132446_1
md5: 3e8b142cab0cfb80ca77127a6afbbee2๐Ÿ”
>>529007971
This will be the play.
Replies: >>529012193
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:26:08 PM No.529011672
>>529008493
You are just stupid.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:26:44 PM No.529011705
>>529010516
There are better RTS games to play competitively, the entire appeal of the series is the battles having context in the campaign layer.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:28:01 PM No.529011778
>people say dorfs are ez and slaanesh is hard
>I have the exact opposite experience, always fuck up with manlets, slaanesh feels intuitive
why is that so
Replies: >>529011876 >>529011929 >>529012227 >>529012418 >>529013203
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:28:04 PM No.529011780
>>529005102
Me? Liking Ogres.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:29:40 PM No.529011876
>>529011778
You do not have to think much playing melee, just send your dudes in from all sides. Also, people need to post their game settings as well because pause and/or slow-mo make ranged armies muuuuch easier.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:29:56 PM No.529011902
>>529005102
I like Golgfag, fun sandbox playstyle without being completely brainless like Changeling
Replies: >>529011956
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:30:21 PM No.529011929
>>529011778
Have you tried right clicking Slayers on anything as Ungrim? The only part of dwarfs that I can imagine giving someone trouble is managing their short gunpowder units.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:30:43 PM No.529011956
>>529011902
>he thinks DLCfag powercreeper isnt braindead easy

lol
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:33:17 PM No.529012148
Tomb Kings need some buffs.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:33:36 PM No.529012176
3 out of 4 monogods play the exact fucking same with muh melee focus
Replies: >>529012417 >>529015849
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:33:48 PM No.529012193
20220922065626_1
20220922065626_1
md5: b2e927003f96950b5981d4d288e9e7f7๐Ÿ”
>>529011668
You can bond with the dwarfs over axes.
Replies: >>529012818
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:34:16 PM No.529012227
>>529011778
dorfs have the best autoresolve in the game so you have to fight the urge to not play the game by just skipping battles
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:35:07 PM No.529012290
Valkia should be Khorne not WoC
Tamurkhan should be WoC not Nurgle
Norsca should just be fucking deleted
Replies: >>529012425 >>529012435 >>529012638
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:36:36 PM No.529012417
>>529012176
Is it true that the Champions of Chaos DLC is essential if you want to play as Chaos?
Replies: >>529013127
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:36:36 PM No.529012418
>>529011778
Could just be a difference in how well you manage firing lines and such since positioning is important for Dwarfs, but Slaanesh is quite forgiving with how fast their units move as long as you're paying attention. Being able to flank as fast as you can with Slaanesh makes some fights a lot easier than if you had to fight them head on
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:36:43 PM No.529012425
>>529012290
1. Soon.
2. Soon.
3. Not soon.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:36:49 PM No.529012435
>>529012290
wrong
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:38:32 PM No.529012557
the new item grants 500% heal cap
ghorst sisters
we can finally outlive our zombies
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:39:27 PM No.529012638
>>529012290
No. I like playing Norsca.
Replies: >>529012965
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:41:52 PM No.529012818
>>529012193
Who is this cutie?
Replies: >>529016345
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:43:44 PM No.529012939
Norsca would be better if they were renamed to Northman and included Kurgan, Tong and Hung in fact you do have Tong and Dolgans, the poster boy Kurgan tribe but they are fucking Norscans in the game

and new models would be nice too, half of the infantry is the same fucking model
Replies: >>529013927
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:44:04 PM No.529012965
>>529012638
Live long king
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:44:37 PM No.529013005
Norsca would be better if it had never existed... just like Total War: Warhammer.
Replies: >>529013268
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:46:16 PM No.529013127
>>529010516
I have never had any interest in multiplayer games or any form of competition, I like to play total war for the roleplay, power fantasy, and the simple joy of seeing lines of infantry clashing
>>529012417
yes, it increases all 4 chaos rosters by like 50%, because it gives them all the basic mortal units from WoC
the monogod rosters are exceptionally small already, and a blanket addition to all 4 of them makes a huge difference, even if it is all reskins
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:47:09 PM No.529013203
>>529011778
The people saying that exclusively autoresolve, where dorfs are op, and slaanesh gets fucked hard (and in the way they want)
In other words: they're bad.
Though it can also be that, like me, you hate playing slow races and just click more with the faction that can run circles around basically everyone else in the game.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:47:59 PM No.529013268
>>529013005
>Rome 2, Isolation, Attila, Thrones of Brittania
lol
CA would've went bankrupt if it weren't for Warhammer, either that or they would've chased the success of Alien Isolation, either way TW would likely be dead.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:50:26 PM No.529013486
1722339652525294
1722339652525294
md5: 54920d1825dea063caa18cc9183ab346๐Ÿ”
my thorgrim campaign crashes every 5-10 turns during end turn right before its my turn again but then works perfectly fine after the crash
i am so goddamn confused
Replies: >>529016085
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:50:28 PM No.529013489
You know what?
I think I would enjoy these games much more if I never came here and paused, modded and played the game on normal/normal.
This place and legend ruined total war for me because I trained myself to always play optimally and without crutches and it makes the game boring as shit
Replies: >>529013785 >>529016141
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:51:45 PM No.529013597
organic post
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:52:57 PM No.529013690
ur mom is an organic post
hahah
gotem
Replies: >>529014065
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:53:28 PM No.529013730
Neferata DLC when
Replies: >>529013862
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:53:44 PM No.529013751
it's over
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:54:06 PM No.529013785
>>529013489
You just have some weird kind of ego.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:54:49 PM No.529013862
>>529013730
Two more aeons
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:55:31 PM No.529013927
>>529012939
Tableslopper secondary whining about shit no one cares about
Know your place trash
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:55:45 PM No.529013952
we need another ligger dlc
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:55:48 PM No.529013959
VC are fun in battle but have a dog shit campaign, all of them
Replies: >>529014189
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:57:03 PM No.529014065
>>529013690
/gsg/ lost
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:58:05 PM No.529014153
ur mom lost
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:58:17 PM No.529014174
Clio botting again I see
Replies: >>529014473
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:58:21 PM No.529014184
wrong
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:58:25 PM No.529014189
>>529013959
the same can be said for many other races in the game
just goes to show how much pull turin has had over ca
and look at them now
HA
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:59:26 PM No.529014261
Some retard woke up and chose shitposting on a Friday.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:00:08 PM No.529014320
Does VC = VC or VC?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:00:45 PM No.529014364
>.
lmao faggot
Replies: >>529014473 >>529014473
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:01:53 PM No.529014452
most jewish game series in history
>every race requires at very least one DLC to not be severely handicapped demo
nigger?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:02:10 PM No.529014469
VC means VC you Vucking Cuck
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:02:11 PM No.529014473
>>529014364
>>529014364
>>529014174
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:03:12 PM No.529014557
WEZ JUST WORMIN UP
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:03:50 PM No.529014602
GET THE IVERMECTIN THEYZ WORMIN UP
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:04:36 PM No.529014656
Any up to date gunpowder smoke and sound mod?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:04:58 PM No.529014687
Iv you say so
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:05:03 PM No.529014695
bigly
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:06:54 PM No.529014847
What will be 40k initial factions?
Space Marines are auto include, and Orks, but as for the others its a mystery
I think it will be the usual suspects of Chaos Space Marines (black legion) and Eldar
One thing that makes me scratch my head is that the dlc potential for 40k is lower than fantasy if you take in consideration that some of the rosters are very small (specially some xenos and daemons) and not a chance gw allows legends or forge world in
Replies: >>529014990 >>529015453 >>529016708
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:08:32 PM No.529014990
>>529014847
Chaos definitely, 40kringe is pretty much all marines vs spikey marines at this point with xenos being NPCs
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:14:39 PM No.529015453
>>529014847
Imperium superfaction with IG, dpace marines, and mechanicum subfactions and further subfactions for all subfactions
Same system for chaos and eldar
Orks
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:16:06 PM No.529015583
there will never be a 40k TW and there shouldnt be its a tasteless setting that looks like it's designed by a 12yo
Replies: >>529015620 >>529015979
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:16:30 PM No.529015620
>>529015583
Not really up to you
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:16:52 PM No.529015658
Empire 2 starting factions:
Great Britain
France
United States of America
Russia
Qing
Austria
Prussia
Ottoman Empire
Replies: >>529016005
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:18:16 PM No.529015780
never ever 40 trannies you have dawn of war as your first and only good 40k game
Replies: >>529015979
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:19:05 PM No.529015845
40k is cool and all, but 50k is better
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:19:06 PM No.529015849
>>529012176
if you play slaanesh and nurgle like khorne you are quite literally retarded
Replies: >>529016026 >>529016376
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:20:37 PM No.529015979
>>529015780
>>529015583
the point of these posts is to intentionally be humiliated next year when 40k TW releases right?

everyone knows its in late stage development already
Replies: >>529016015
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:20:59 PM No.529016005
>>529015658
>Qing
This is definitely a DLC though.
Replies: >>529016223
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:21:16 PM No.529016015
>>529015979
Yeah he gets off to it
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:21:28 PM No.529016026
>>529015849
possibly, but you can very realistically play khorne like slaanesh or nurgle
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:22:20 PM No.529016085
>>529013486
grobi saboteurs, or worse: elgi
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:22:28 PM No.529016095
Chaos Dwarf Warriors are more formidable than Dwarf Warriors.
Chaos Warriors are more formidable than Jade Warriors.

Do you understand the pattern?
Replies: >>529016925
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:23:00 PM No.529016141
>>529013489
just become a modder yourself and you will see the incredible shortcomings and how easy it is to fix them yourself
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:23:08 PM No.529016157
>>529008380
Handgunners?
Even without any buffs they deal 1530 damage per volley. Assuming massive 33% of shots missing, it takes only 5 volleys from two handgunners to kill Durthu. Lmao.
Replies: >>529016278 >>529016571
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:23:59 PM No.529016223
>>529016005
The DLC will be the Heavenly Kingdom.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:24:49 PM No.529016278
>>529016157
if you use gun units you're cheating
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:25:47 PM No.529016345
20220917021755_1
20220917021755_1
md5: 9ae8c9365683e613ef176fa3e2c80fc1๐Ÿ”
>>529012818
Personal Allistar reskin.
Never felt right to put it on the workshop, with the chracter being a Make-a-Wish thing and all.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:25:50 PM No.529016348
>>529008380
Cannons while he runs up then Goblin Hewers point blank
Replies: >>529016464
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:26:11 PM No.529016376
>>529015849
nurgle plays the same as khorne
Replies: >>529016553
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:27:37 PM No.529016464
>>529016348
if you use artillery you're cheating
Replies: >>529016527
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:28:33 PM No.529016527
>>529016464
that's a grudging
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:28:52 PM No.529016553
>>529016376
if youre a retard who doesnt use all the things that makes nurgle completely different to khorne, sure
Replies: >>529016578
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:29:17 PM No.529016571
>>529016157
I was playing Helves, managed to barely clutch a win by archers shooting him for like 6 hours straight and then he had another treeman while a gorillion glade guards had to be constantly harassed... it wasn't a fun time.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:29:27 PM No.529016578
>>529016553
and what makes nurgle different except for the skin you faggot
Replies: >>529016996
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:31:19 PM No.529016708
>>529014847
I can see 3 types of dlc for 40k. all of them smaller than fantasy dlc and supposedly cheaper
>Cosmetics dlc
If they implement actual customization for your army
>Named character dlc
This one is tricky, because in many rosters there are more named characters than unit "themes" while in some there is like, a single named character, they will have to rack their brains here about what to add without making the player feel like they are nick and diming it.
>Race pack
The same as current dlcs, but if they want to milk this, they will need to stop doing multiple races per pack and its just a single one like TK or Chaos Dorfs, on the other hand, they can make the mechanics more unique per pack this way.
GW is much more stingy about CA bringing back units from old editions in 40k than in fantasy because, well, 40k is still going and GW wants to sell models
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:34:18 PM No.529016925
>>529016095
for every chorf warrior there are 10 dorf warriors
for every chaos warrior there are 100 jade warriors
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:35:04 PM No.529016964
>>529005403
porthole cheat???
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:35:27 PM No.529016996
>>529016578
Magic, flying heroes, Kugath, plagues, high health/md aoe healing/blobbing combat style, the cycling building system

if you play nurgle like you play khorne, you are retarded
Replies: >>529017136 >>529017505
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:35:46 PM No.529017023
khorne is the epitome of single mother parenthood
>rawr rawr spering out so manly amirite?
it's noticeable how people who are into melee obsessed, barbaric factions always get suspiciously silent when you ask them about their fathers, they cling to a caricature of masculinity because they have no point of reference meanwhile actual humans play factions where people wash themselves
Replies: >>529017079
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:36:35 PM No.529017079
>>529017023
Excuse me but I'm a dawi enthusiast and I grew up (mostly) without my dad
Replies: >>529017202
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:36:40 PM No.529017089
What kind of tactics do you utilise when playing as Khorne?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:37:16 PM No.529017136
>>529016996
you just described a green khorne
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:38:06 PM No.529017202
>>529017079
Ignore this post, I didn't see the part about factions that wash themselves.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:42:23 PM No.529017505
>>529016996
I am not the Anon you are replying to but Nurgle really can just statcheck most of their opponents. All of their spells and auras are just a massive bonus.
Replies: >>529018008
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:43:19 PM No.529017576
I don't feel ok with slaanesh marauder description openly mentioning rape I prefer something more family friendly like murder so I play Khorne
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:46:41 PM No.529017798
Thinking about how Chaos Warriors of Nurgle have:
10000 health
49 melee defence
Poison attacks
75 leadership

Why doesn't Karl Franz try recruiting some of them?
Replies: >>529019079
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:49:36 PM No.529018008
>>529017505
that is irrelevant to whether the faction is similar in how it plays
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:54:54 PM No.529018403
I had a dream that Golgfag could teleport other armies and not just his own to contacts.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:03:28 PM No.529019079
>>529017798
It would be very difficult to get a military alliance with Nurgle as the Empire, although I haven't tried personally
You're better off going Festus and vassalizing karl franz
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:04:39 PM No.529019176
Huhwhite Lion sip
Huhwhite Lion sip
md5: 716753bb4bd60df1779c6a663de2ada4๐Ÿ”
*cracks open can*
*sips*
Back in my day we didn't have a Great Daemon of Slaanesh on Ulthuan
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:07:53 PM No.529019446
i had a dream where zombies with guns could confederate zombies without guns
Replies: >>529019613
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:09:59 PM No.529019613
>>529019446
that's just deranged man
seek help
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:11:01 PM No.529019706
1737180371310645
1737180371310645
md5: 758f181a2062f5dfb9e2122e77f42adc๐Ÿ”
My wife...
Replies: >>529019904
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:11:45 PM No.529019778
>>529005524
You can, but it's a lot of annoying busywork. And my garrison can keep off a direct attack, but it can't directly challenge a sightly smaller stack raiding my shit. I know how to win these campaigns, it's just... What's the value add of your economy being attacked, except it forces you to spread yoursel even thinner than you usually are.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:13:30 PM No.529019904
>>529019706
I see no women in this image.
Are you wife that Karl Franz is looking at?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:13:55 PM No.529019937
Imagine a Total War Warhammer Sci-Fi AU!
Post ideas and what characters/factions would be!
Replies: >>529020097 >>529020202
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:14:40 PM No.529019998
1734394354025352
1734394354025352
md5: 3eb802afb46c2de10820b1a889451c58๐Ÿ”
it seems that sometimes when a chorf settlement is captured it fails to convert buildings and crashes the game
a bit annoying but i guess purging the dark lands is now forced upon me
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:16:02 PM No.529020097
>>529019937
To be honest you could have the campaign map in space and planets vary on how many provinces are on them, small moons just have a battle on the moon, larger planets can have a few provinces. But then you'd need space combat and that'd make like two games in one and would be a lot of work.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:16:46 PM No.529020145
the people who lobby for a count rework are empire players
hoping TCA will ruin counts just like they killed empire and manlets
it wont happen
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:17:25 PM No.529020202
>>529019937
Empire would be like the Empire from Dune
Orcs would be like the Krogan from Mass Effect
Dark Elves would be like an advanced version of the torturer/slaver society from Book of the New Sun
Dwarfs would be Adeptus Mechanicus from 40K
Replies: >>529020521
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:19:00 PM No.529020317
>book of the new sun
FFS why didn't anyone make r63 art of Severian...
Replies: >>529020521
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:19:24 PM No.529020338
Warhammer_Magnus_of_Slaanesh
Warhammer_Magnus_of_Slaanesh
md5: 1bd7951d7694bfb9c43a194160a8ad34๐Ÿ”
My brothers, there's been a lot of doomposting here recently. I am here to inform you that there is another way, blessed by Slaanesh himself.
I have started to do psychedelics daily, and they make the game feel new again. Like your first time, but better. It is the best of both worlds, the experience of a seasoned player, with the sense of wonder of a new player.
If you're getting bored and corruption mods aren't doing it any more, just do drugs.
That's all.
Replies: >>529020648 >>529020750 >>529022563
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:20:51 PM No.529020441
slaanesh more like faggot
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:21:44 PM No.529020521
>>529020202
>Book of the New Sun
Absolute kino, but the Torturer's Guild don't do it for fun unlike the Dark Elves.
>>529020317
Severian is a bit of an ugly cunt so wouldn't make a good woman.
Replies: >>529021094
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:23:05 PM No.529020613
Norsca:
Generic Lord: Shaman
Generic Hero: Fimir Noble

Slaanesh:
Generic Lord: Chaos Sorcerer of Slaanesh
Generic Hero: Exalted Hero of Slaanesh

____ _____:
Generic Lord:
Generic Hero:
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:23:27 PM No.529020648
>>529020338
Drugs are a lie and paint a false picture, you must find enlightenment and gnosis off your own back.
Replies: >>529021413 >>529022563
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:24:22 PM No.529020724
I would hug a skaven and mindbreak him into becoming my pet
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:24:43 PM No.529020750
>>529020338
Thanks Satan
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:28:54 PM No.529021094
>>529020521
Edgy masked nuscular dommy mommy, the nask stays on during sexo
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:31:30 PM No.529021286
Remember when CA said in the dev diary that the third faction would be revealed at the end of June then suddenly changed it into July in their anniversary blog without explaining or even acknowledging the change?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:33:11 PM No.529021413
>>529020648
After years of browsing /x/ I have come to understand that true enlightenment is a lie, and base pleasures, such as become fully immersed in a game of war and fantasy, are the closest one can achive without being one of the lucky few.
Psychedelic drugs and total war are the key to achieving this earthly nirvana that is obtainable by all.
One day you will learn to appreciate this knowledge I am sharing with you, but until then keep enjoying your false scriptures, in the end all serve Slaanesh whether they want to or not.
Replies: >>529022075 >>529022275 >>529022563 >>529023184
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:37:12 PM No.529021730
Drugbros should do everyone a favor and overdose
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:38:42 PM No.529021847
>>528972282
Best mods? I unsubbed from my 80+ mods to try something new and wanna know what you guys use.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:41:31 PM No.529022075
>>529021413
Slaaneshi excess means shooting up yourself for the ultimate high and dying shortly afterwards, having reached an ultimate excess. An Epicurean balance with pleasure at the forefront is much better than mindless hedonism.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:44:21 PM No.529022273
1670888977691128
1670888977691128
md5: a7582544d5a0c3e1b394689bcc1d2067๐Ÿ”
I can fix her
Replies: >>529022468 >>529022549
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:44:22 PM No.529022275
>>529021413
>spiritual bad physical good
Your life is empty
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:46:57 PM No.529022468
>>529022273
Anon she has a dick
Replies: >>529022569 >>529046760
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:47:54 PM No.529022549
>>529022273
She can fix me.
Replies: >>529022592
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:48:10 PM No.529022563
>>529020338
>>529020648
>>529021413
Back to /x/ schizos
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:48:14 PM No.529022569
>>529022468
Nice try Slaanesh
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:48:27 PM No.529022592
>>529022549
she will show you the way
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:51:47 PM No.529022854
WHY IS THE FUCKING MOD MANAGER SO SLOW NOW
LITERALLY UNUSEABLE
Replies: >>529023402 >>529023753
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:55:56 PM No.529023184
ozymandias-tl
ozymandias-tl
md5: 7a6080ca8f5eb82e3ed8a0653f733eaf๐Ÿ”
>>529021413
>in the end
As all life is born to die, so all men are born to decay. There can be no succour in this world. As the centuries drag past our cultures will fade, just as our bodies waste and our passions cool as the winter of life approaches.
In time our mightiest cities shall crack and crumble, and our lofty ideals shall grow weary and jaded. For what are our achievements if not the follies of pride and ignorance?
All shall be forgotten with the passing of years. There will be no exceptions.
For who amongst us can escape the predations of time? Whom amongst us is beyond the inevitability of decay? That which is young can only grow old. That which is whole and sweet can only shrivel and sour. Nothing is permanent and nothing may remain without blemish. It is the fate of all things that they are bound to time, and time is the twin of decay.
So bend a knee, all of this world. Bend a knee all who would embrace their fate and thereby rise above it. Rise up, give in, surrender yourselves to the master of this world.
Father Nurgle is our sovereign and lord, and whether it be sooner or whether it be later, he will claim all in time.
And so this is how the world shall end; not with fire and tempest, but with the collective sigh of failed passions and lost hope.
Replies: >>529023714
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:56:09 PM No.529023203
1719590121941279
1719590121941279
md5: d44b112962aa5fb79b584dc070785a9f๐Ÿ”
grimgor cannot be stopped
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:57:29 PM No.529023324
Untitled
Untitled
md5: 748ebd625a5d01cce43174c1e7de0620๐Ÿ”
>have a couple of fleets blockading a secessionist port, heavily damaged after defeating the garrison fleet and a large Carthaginian fleet
>too weak to fight on land because the enemy has a large army
>enemy army for some reason attacks my fleet in a naval battle instead
>go full-on bumper cars and sink all the fully-manned transports by ramming while they're unable to do anything
>take the town with my skeleton crew fleet the next turn
I'm not generally a fan of the Rome 2 sea battles but that was pretty fun
Replies: >>529029490
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:57:46 PM No.529023345
e
e
md5: a4130d5bda6d52850e08251d4844535c๐Ÿ”
steal issy
kill vlad
confederate vlad
steal issy
stay tuned
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:58:20 PM No.529023402
>>529022854
Go to C: > Users > (You) > appdata > roaming > the creative assembly > launcher
Delete everything in the launcher file except the .dat file
Replies: >>529023624 >>529024216
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:00:04 PM No.529023560
chudrage
chudrage
md5: 70f70758257d739146cbe9121a4a1ab7๐Ÿ”
uhoh
vlady is a bit upsetty
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:00:58 PM No.529023624
>>529023402
thanks bro
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:02:08 PM No.529023714
>>529023184
in the end, all is dust
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:02:34 PM No.529023753
>>529022854
How many mods are you using?
If it's more than 20 or so, you might want to get Kaedrin's Mod Manager.
https://github.com/Kaedrin/warhammer-mod-manager/releases/tag/v1.9.0
Bunch of additional functions.
Replies: >>529024447
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:08:09 PM No.529024216
my best friend
my best friend
md5: 76c2e820776d0cab5febf0b687b90bd8๐Ÿ”
>>529023402
I only recently found out about this. Shogun 2 would crash on start untl if ound some ancient forum post pointing me towards the roaming data.
You're a cool dude for helping others out, Anon.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:10:32 PM No.529024447
>>529023753
wtf do i do with this shit
wish there was a LOOT but for wh3
Replies: >>529025156
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:18:06 PM No.529025156
kaedrin
kaedrin
md5: ada6cc3a40f38edfa244d11aff35c3ae๐Ÿ”
>>529024447
>wtf do i do with this shit
Arrange mods, filter mods, create presets ; all kinds of stuff.
Replies: >>529026306
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:20:29 PM No.529025386
What will be Dechala and Sayl's defeat traits?
Replies: >>529025490
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:21:29 PM No.529025490
>>529025386
Hero capacity and faster recovery for your diplomatic reliability rating.
Replies: >>529025810
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:24:49 PM No.529025810
>>529025490
>faster recovery for your diplomatic reliability rating.
Actually interesting, could be useful if diplomacy had more options.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:28:30 PM No.529026156
Total War: Troy tells you the amount of turns it will take for your diplomatic reputation to recover.
Replies: >>529026368 >>529026515
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:30:02 PM No.529026306
1723192883333448
1723192883333448
md5: 23387c9441baa20e10d45eb93295145f๐Ÿ”
>>529025156
>enabled mods 150
Replies: >>529027078 >>529030370
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:30:40 PM No.529026368
>>529026156
Troy also has different kinds of resources that you can use for diplomacy.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:32:30 PM No.529026515
20250522041837_1
20250522041837_1
md5: c3e45fc7433db15263d8812f8fcc5379๐Ÿ”
>>529026156
3K, Troy and Pharaoh all have phenomenal diplomacy. The one thing it's missing is Shogun 2's ability to request Military access.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:38:51 PM No.529027078
20221003043436_1
20221003043436_1
md5: 65b0baf2d746c70dd4190b416285778e๐Ÿ”
>>529026306
It used to be closer to 200, but I consolidated a bunch of purely visual changes into one big one.

Never really saw the point of not tweaking the game to be exactly what you want it to be.
Replies: >>529027592 >>529028162
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:44:55 PM No.529027592
>>529027078
Do you have the San Andreas Brazil mod installed?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:51:02 PM No.529028162
>>529027078
i would go crazy having a list like that which is why i dumped like 50 mods into one mega mod
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:55:23 PM No.529028562
1729051228123771
1729051228123771
md5: 3159a5404afb0406c81aec6980fb81ba๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>529031185
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:00:30 PM No.529029076
1729864136782276
1729864136782276
md5: f81c5e69fdfa33d2c79784c8dccd9450๐Ÿ”
Delfags?
I'm pretty sure this btfos your most famous assassin's, Shadowblade, greatest feat of emptying a helf ship.
Replies: >>529029514 >>529030214
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:04:39 PM No.529029490
>>529023324
thats how you take carthage as rome because the game is broken as fuck and the ai garrison considers their land battle strength vs your fleet so they will always suicide into you thinking they have an easy battle
Replies: >>529032103
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:04:49 PM No.529029514
>>529029076
Rats are the most powerful species in warhammer
Replies: >>529029573 >>529029983 >>529030587 >>529031590
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:05:27 PM No.529029573
>>529029514
This but unironically
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:09:36 PM No.529029983
>>529029514
This but ironically
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:11:45 PM No.529030214
>>529029076
that shit makes him unusable for like 5 turns so its not worth
plunge into anarchy is kino though
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:13:20 PM No.529030370
>>529026306
I have about 380~ish.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:15:27 PM No.529030587
>>529029514
This but insincerely
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:21:34 PM No.529031185
>>529028562
Does hololive even have perms to any of the games?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:25:47 PM No.529031590
>>529029514
This but sincerely
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:26:44 PM No.529031701
20250627172513_1
20250627172513_1
md5: 1027dcddb4cecb30e44246ca14a9e717๐Ÿ”
OoO
Replies: >>529032053
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:30:17 PM No.529032053
>>529031701
built for choking on beastcock
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:30:45 PM No.529032103
>>529029490
Well, what I did was ambush their armies on the seas and/or wait for them to land and then crush them, then when Carthage had no troops left in the city I just sailed over from sicily with two fleet+army combos and overwhelmed it.
Replies: >>529033390
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:33:08 PM No.529032363
news?
Replies: >>529032417 >>529032652 >>529033718
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:33:36 PM No.529032417
>>529032363
Next week will be the reveal of the 3rd race.
Replies: >>529032586
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:35:03 PM No.529032586
>>529032417
>next week will be the news that the following week will be news that the week after that will be the reveal of the 3rd race
FTFY
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:35:46 PM No.529032652
>>529032363
New IP steampunk empires
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:43:00 PM No.529033339
Archaon_bg
Archaon_bg
md5: 199be31602d7421b0f29850b93f21d8d๐Ÿ”
My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die.
Replies: >>529033681
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:43:29 PM No.529033390
>>529032103
just blockading with a fleet is enough you dont even need land armies to take coastal settlements because of the garrison suiciding into you
holding the settlements of course wont be possible without land armies aswell
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:46:17 PM No.529033681
>>529033339
so nearly pents, also Archaon doesn't look like that, she's actually a cute girl.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:46:42 PM No.529033718
1721452608817099
1721452608817099
md5: da1ef6663b7c5cf6d6a5e3a515d5c2bc๐Ÿ”
>>529032363
tot releases on 7th of august to compete with endless legend 2 because sega is that petty
now stop asking
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:47:46 PM No.529033808
reminder chaosfags are being led by a literal rape baby mutt roflmao
Replies: >>529034037
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:48:48 PM No.529033902
What's the most fun unit to doomstack?
Replies: >>529034240 >>529034641
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:49:33 PM No.529033974
Why do factions reject trade deals ever?
Replies: >>529034236 >>529034403
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:50:10 PM No.529034037
Archaon hellcannon Khemri
Archaon hellcannon Khemri
md5: 79288adf7f787f4449eb5eadadb0ab9c๐Ÿ”
>>529033808
Don't be mean to my wife..
Replies: >>529036398
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:52:05 PM No.529034236
>>529033974
because some fucking genius at creative assembly coded in a penalty for making trade agreements when you have more than 3
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:52:08 PM No.529034240
>>529033902
suicide

CA should add unit caps so doomfaggots will learn how to play the game properly
Replies: >>529034618 >>529034651 >>529035487 >>529040024
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:53:33 PM No.529034403
>>529033974
Because tariffs are bad.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:55:43 PM No.529034618
>>529034240
Agreed
Unit caps would make this game insanely more fun
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:55:57 PM No.529034641
IMG_20230424_0001 copy
IMG_20230424_0001 copy
md5: 60dae59d57224c7d3c2b5501f93ed9b2๐Ÿ”
>>529033902
Lords of Change.
Just need a unit of Spawns or something to sit in the corner.
Replies: >>529036282
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:56:01 PM No.529034651
>>529034240
The game is balanced around gold cost not caps
The problem with doomstacking being a thing is an economy one
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:01:56 PM No.529035271
chaos factions have a ton of redundant units why would you for example ever bother with knights of nurgle if rot knights exist? why use Skullreapers when Wrathmongers exist? Half of Ogre roster could be scrapped too
Replies: >>529035836 >>529036293
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:02:40 PM No.529035336
So what's the reasoning behind the decision that the enemy AI gets to precision kite artillery rounds while you get a lobotomized toddler that can't even move off the spawn point if you have an AI on your side?
Replies: >>529036312
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:04:11 PM No.529035487
>>529034240
Unless you're cheesing the game from the start doomstacking is a mid to late game thing where you've already won and you're just messing around or going for cheevos.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:07:51 PM No.529035836
>>529035271
why use any units when heroes exist
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:11:47 PM No.529036241
20250626234357_1
20250626234357_1
md5: f654bac549b0419add5353eb0dc1b235๐Ÿ”
>siege Naggarond
>deploy spears and archers on the left, Alith and his shadow dudes on the right
>punch hole in wall with Vauls Hammer and rush all the shdow dudes through
>Take out the garrison bit by bit using ambushes and chokepoints inside the city
Sometimes this game is pretty great.
Replies: >>529036332 >>529036445 >>529052428
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:12:12 PM No.529036282
>>529034641
just get a stalking hero
Replies: >>529036462
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:12:21 PM No.529036293
>>529035271
You have to use lower tier units to upgrade them into higher tier units
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:12:30 PM No.529036312
>>529035336
certain kinds of people minmax/break the game by doing certain things and then bitch and moan to the developer to prevent them from ruining their own fun
think of them as junkies who need to be forcibly prevented from being retards and you get stuff like that in the game
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:12:40 PM No.529036332
>>529036241
>Naggarond
bit racist
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:13:13 PM No.529036398
>>529034037
ARCHAON NO, HELLCANNONS DON'T FIRE MISSI-
>AIIIIEEEEE
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:13:44 PM No.529036445
>>529036241
whats with the terrible UI
Replies: >>529036713
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:13:51 PM No.529036462
chad to chad
chad to chad
md5: 75bf41be118e57753d0fba8111bc1a80๐Ÿ”
>>529036282
Good point.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:16:08 PM No.529036679
who has the shittiest deaemons and why it's khorne?
Replies: >>529036880
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:16:27 PM No.529036713
20250528084144_1
20250528084144_1
md5: 9470852e9585845724e784b85af86651๐Ÿ”
>>529036445
I think it's neat.
Except the Druchii one, that one fucks up your victory condition display.
Replies: >>529036870
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:18:05 PM No.529036870
>>529036713
Nice screenshot
Replies: >>529037146
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:18:16 PM No.529036880
>>529036679
boring melee focused faction, blood letters are just angry red dudes with a big sword, exalted ones just have a flaming sword
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:20:53 PM No.529037146
20250528030612_1
20250528030612_1
md5: 088cacbbcf99e5a5f7b2dce572f65aea๐Ÿ”
>>529036870
thx
Replies: >>529038239 >>529039886
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:30:16 PM No.529038070
I find myself thinking of a Medieval 3 with great music, fun and fitting factions mechanics and high quality and tastefully racistvoice acting...
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:31:48 PM No.529038239
>>529037146
Sqvire fetch that dreadspear the spine stretcher
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:33:46 PM No.529038459
5225
5225
md5: 484f46a39590809a02d11ab8902e3e6b๐Ÿ”
in IE, by the time I get enough money and building upgrades to start making fun armies, the game is down to 40% of the starting factions and fighting big blobs isn't fun.
any fix?
Replies: >>529038938 >>529039029 >>529039392 >>529044670
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:38:33 PM No.529038938
>>529038459
Play with "minor factions potential" option. Its off by default.
Replies: >>529039029 >>529039325
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:39:29 PM No.529039029
>>529038459
>>529038938
huh just noticed the "Minor Faction Potential" setting.
starting a new campaign with it ticked but we'll see if it actually makes a difference
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:42:11 PM No.529039325
>>529038938
that one minor chorf faction east of tretch will be insane with this
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:42:40 PM No.529039392
>>529038459
Get or make a mod that gives everyone tier v capitals from the start
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:47:18 PM No.529039871
any pharaoh dynasties ITT?
seems there are way too many fantasois
Replies: >>529040858 >>529041030 >>529041436 >>529041578
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:47:22 PM No.529039883
FhKFc5QXwAAbYCT
FhKFc5QXwAAbYCT
md5: 4ff581bf8a831961f64f04701faed402๐Ÿ”
>VH/N
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:47:22 PM No.529039886
yfw
yfw
md5: 7179359f9cf10c7c9d60bfe0017f9b57๐Ÿ”
>>529037146
>if only you knew how bad things really are
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:48:47 PM No.529040024
>>529034240
by the time I can make a doomstack without going negative I've basically won the game retard
Replies: >>529040169
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:49:52 PM No.529040142
totalwar00013s
totalwar00013s
md5: af95fdc792d26ae4469e7911a6919eb1๐Ÿ”
bring me neferatas HEAD
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:50:06 PM No.529040169
>>529040024
you're shit and low skill then lol
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:53:17 PM No.529040515
1564
1564
md5: 48bf4e9abd6edc5be2ed114051c6b563๐Ÿ”
>when your Dwarf is only on turn 1
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:56:27 PM No.529040858
>>529039871
I'm doing Ashur after I finishe my H/*E* campaign.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:57:54 PM No.529041030
1732910452090867
1732910452090867
md5: d2c6670bc4309bdf00594aef10bc1991๐Ÿ”
>>529039871
>any pharaoh dynasties ITT?
Yeah
Replies: >>529041706 >>529042546
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:59:40 PM No.529041217
Who's the best siege faction in the whole game?
Replies: >>529041356 >>529041653 >>529045950 >>529047261 >>529047706
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:00:52 PM No.529041356
>>529041217
Attacking: Chorfs
Defending: Dwarfs
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:01:39 PM No.529041436
>>529039871
Pharaoh Dynasties is awesome game.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:03:10 PM No.529041578
>>529039871
i will regularly play it for 5-10 turns, have the time of my life, then get bored and uninstall
it's a strange cycle
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:03:55 PM No.529041653
>>529041217
Trolls and dogs are the best siege units so Throgg
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:04:26 PM No.529041706
>>529041030
holy BASED
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:06:44 PM No.529041915
If I had to pick 1 faction per game;

Rome Remastered: Parthia

Warhammer 3: Bretonnia

Pharaoh: Lycia
Replies: >>529042545
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:09:11 PM No.529042171
nfutfox25g9f1_thumb.jpg
nfutfox25g9f1_thumb.jpg
md5: 20ccbe00976bda25886a130e6ef5e66d๐Ÿ”
Is anyone playan the new RT DLC?
Replies: >>529043139
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:12:25 PM No.529042545
>>529041915
Good choice anon
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:12:25 PM No.529042546
>>529041030
>sons of Achilles
>Iqrefet
>Mosi
>Ankhsepuntepet
EGYPT'D
Replies: >>529044145
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:15:49 PM No.529042915
>tfw I look the wrong way at medieval2.exe and it stops working again
Replies: >>529043104
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:17:23 PM No.529043104
>>529042915
Bro, your Large Address Aware patch?
Replies: >>529043527 >>529047005
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:17:44 PM No.529043139
saurus-chan
saurus-chan
md5: 4c469419bf3b0f4862d3bf0b6f1cb835๐Ÿ”
>>529042171
Nah, I'm gonna wait until all the DLCs are out to do another playthrough.

Also TOTAL WAR?!?!? HELLO?!?!? WE FAP TO LIZARDS, RATS AND SOMETIMES ANCIENT HUMANS HERE, NOT SISTERS OF BATTLE
Replies: >>529043285 >>529044142 >>529044495 >>529078298
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:19:00 PM No.529043285
>>529043139
I hope your legendary lord dies in their sleep tonight
Replies: >>529043360
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:19:43 PM No.529043360
>>529043285
>Mannfred
I hope so too, man, I hope so too.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:21:15 PM No.529043527
>>529043104
Nvm, I forgot the The Chant for the Consecration of a New Machine (reinstalled it)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:23:13 PM No.529043732
>>528955817
>Hashut
Judith, looks fine but will consume your soul in the long run
>Rose
Malal
Replies: >>529078914
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:27:07 PM No.529044142
>>529043139
You'll get Trazyn next year
I wonder if GW will allow Owlkek to make him killable
Replies: >>529044308
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:27:07 PM No.529044145
>>529042546
I sent Achilles down to Egypt to see if it was possible to marry Tausret as Achilles and while planning out how to best do it I threw my hat into the Pharaohbowl. Once you do that you go native, so all your kids are going to have Egyptian names, portraits and appearances.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:27:44 PM No.529044228
I'm returning to W3 and was wondering if it's okay to ignore the Lustria mission as Yuan Bo and focus on Cathay instead
Replies: >>529048206
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:28:17 PM No.529044297
The more I think about it, the idea of a Champions of Chaos -style DLC for the vampire counts seems better. There aren't enough units for more than one DLC, but there are so many lords and heroes I want to see in the game.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:28:23 PM No.529044308
>>529044142
In Rogue Trader as DLC, or in that new Dark Heresy game?
Replies: >>529045382
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:30:05 PM No.529044495
>>529043139
Full pic?
Replies: >>529044782
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:31:46 PM No.529044670
>>529038459
Unnatural Selection Ultimate, you can buff the minor factions so they stay in the fray a little longer
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:32:52 PM No.529044782
>>529044495
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13349781&tags=vulgarvictor
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:38:18 PM No.529045382
file
file
md5: 74a5748c61405c0cb80c84fdcc283026๐Ÿ”
>>529044308
Rogue Trader DLC
Replies: >>529045534 >>529045752 >>529046086
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:39:33 PM No.529045534
>>529045382
Damn, sounds promising.
Also hot damn, a new companion with EVERY dlc?
Replies: >>529045668
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:39:57 PM No.529045571
daniel-knoblich-settra-the-imperishable
daniel-knoblich-settra-the-imperishable
md5: 7dfec00e45c44d717253d5cc9f2d6dd7๐Ÿ”
Alright.
Time to answer the question /twg/

Which Total War character has the most sex?
Replies: >>529046969 >>529048249 >>529049034 >>529049073 >>529050227 >>529058513
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:40:51 PM No.529045668
>>529045534
Yeah... they said they will most likely do a Third season pass too....So we will have 16 companions if they continue the formula.
Though personally I'd rather they don't add new ones for last pass
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:41:28 PM No.529045752
>>529045382
Tried to get into this game.
But there was a point where the story just...didn't progress. I was flying my ship around in the void, visiting every system, and nothing happened.

Maybe I bugged it out or missed something. Shame, because Aurora and the corrupted forge world were really cool.
Replies: >>529045913
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:42:24 PM No.529045857
Playing Sisters (and Wood Elves) on Very Hard for the first time and I have 0 idea what Im doing, like the first 2 turns are fun because its the Druchii AI struggling to figure out what to do against ranged units they cant catch but if I decide to take their second settlement I find out theyve been raising an army composed of a good portion of repeater crossbow cavalry and theyll wipe me with ease. If I decide not to do this then theyll raise the stack anyway and if I try to stack my own army I get into a successful ambush that has a pyrrhic victory outcome on auto resolve but I cant for the life of me figure out how to win it. After the 2 uses of arrows on hawk riders are used, I try to have the deepwood scouts pepper down the dark riders they send my way but that just allows their corsairs to run up and destroy them, at least the Sisters will distract the repeater crossbow cavalry but after that my army falls apart, not to mention Flock of Doom does not do enough damage early on to help.
Replies: >>529048036
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:42:52 PM No.529045913
>>529045752
>But there was a point where the story just...didn't progress
Were you playing on release? Game was buggy as fuck back then. After you do the planets you go to Dargonus to have your magnae assecio coronation.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:43:11 PM No.529045950
>>529041217
empire easily, flying lord + hellstorm rockets
2nd goes to vampire coast for almost infinite artillery ammo with with their heroes
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:44:23 PM No.529046086
>>529045382
Can 40K lorefags give me a QRD on these? Sounds interesting.
Replies: >>529049152 >>529049392
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:48:03 PM No.529046495
>>529010516
I play partly for fun and to roleplay armies (like Reiksguard doomstacks or hordes of Zombies) that I know I wouldn't be able to do in MP. I can see how people can enjoy it, but I don't play TW to be competitive, it's what I play to decompress
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:50:28 PM No.529046760
A1728331211
A1728331211
md5: 6dd95f15d5b91742d2475c5034673723๐Ÿ”
>>529022468
>she has a dick
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:50:44 PM No.529046775
>Steam Sale puts the DLCs at a price comparable to key resellers
paypigs, we're so back.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:52:27 PM No.529046969
image
image
md5: af0b5f4d91b888509aa537b6148bd393๐Ÿ”
>>529045571
Cao Cao built an entire palace complex for his harem women known as the Bronze Bird Terrace, it was also common knowledge at the time that he had a fetish for making married women into his concubines.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:52:54 PM No.529047005
>>529043104
This reminds me, last time I wanted to try out some mods for Medieval2 I downloaded LAA, but couldn't launch it? I had .NET framework, admin, whatever. I played it without and quit before even crashing. Is LAA no longer working/supported?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:53:58 PM No.529047120
Basic mortars for Empire and Vampire Coast need an accuracy buff, they were not this shit in 2. Im not asking for them to be cheat tier like Dreadquake Mortars but they need to at least hit more consistently
Replies: >>529048036
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:55:12 PM No.529047261
>>529041217
beastmen with 19 -leadership heroes
Replies: >>529047394
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:56:27 PM No.529047394
>>529047261
Didn't they patch that?
Replies: >>529047678
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:56:36 PM No.529047413
>>529010516
The one time they did try to put some effort into it in Shogun 2 it was actually kinda fun and somewhat popular, it lasted for a long time. It's much more niche but I also like to hit up the Napoleon MP community when I sometimes get the urge. Warhammer just sucks for MP but it's by far the most popular TW for sp.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:57:48 PM No.529047537
we need empire 2
we'll never get it because CA no longer knows how to do gunpowder properly
Replies: >>529048998
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:59:03 PM No.529047678
>>529047394
no idea i dont play that shit faction more than once every 5 years
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:59:20 PM No.529047706
>>529041217
Beastmen park Morghur outside of the walls go take a shit, go to taco bell, run for the US presidency come back and you've won :)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:02:38 PM No.529048036
I had a dream where skrag was camped outside my apartment and was demanding meat from people who wanted to leave so I had to take him to a deli so he wouldn't eat me. what does it mean?

>>529045857
can you make glade riders?

>>529047120
dreadquakes aren't any more accurate they just have huge explosion radius so even misses still hit things
Replies: >>529048161
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:03:50 PM No.529048161
>>529048036
No because my tree is still just T1, im stuck with Deepwood Scouts and maybe Dryads if I decide to build that building in the first settlement
Replies: >>529049040
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:04:22 PM No.529048206
>>529044228
yeah it's fine, you aren't really penalized for it
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:04:45 PM No.529048249
1731970463104916
1731970463104916
md5: 69409915119d90b83f23e5ab4dc44b26๐Ÿ”
>>529045571
do you really have to ask?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:06:37 PM No.529048457
1746651061615743
1746651061615743
md5: 2a0eeeb2dd396b80eea5fe66a4567dd4๐Ÿ”
3K bros
I bought the game years ago, maybe played an hour of it, and moved on. I want to give it another try though.
I've played historical TW way back from Rome 1 onwards, but haven't touched them since played Warhammer
Any lord I should pick up for my first campaign?
Replies: >>529048550 >>529048931 >>529053680
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:07:28 PM No.529048550
>>529048457
cao cao
Replies: >>529053321
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:10:14 PM No.529048835
Yin-Yin landing in Lustria_thumb.jpg
Yin-Yin landing in Lustria_thumb.jpg
md5: 4b8c9724c29093fda0afdf6403e6eec6๐Ÿ”
where will they place Yin-Yin the Sea Dragon on the campaign map?

putting aside the memes for a second, the official lore describes her as being daring and adventurous, so I imagine it's the perfect opportunity to have another Cathay LL outside the Cathay region itself
since Yuan Bro already starts in Lustria she has to go somewhere else, but what if she started in the Southlands close to Teclis?
her lore mentions her being close to the Elves, imagine like a reverse-Gelt situation where she has to help the High Elves and the forces of Order down there before being allowed back home
Replies: >>529049282 >>529050219 >>529050886 >>529051853
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:11:21 PM No.529048931
>>529048457
pao pao
Replies: >>529053321
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:12:02 PM No.529048998
>>529047537
I think we'll get only get saga or de facto saga historicals, it's really not worth to put all that effort into a maybe success when you can just milk the Warhammer consoomers for all their pennies.
Sure Medieval 3 and Empire 2 might do well but there are a lot of unknowns to those projects.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:12:16 PM No.529049034
Total War Zeus
Total War Zeus
md5: bc336953dd90ae32ee058faf13ed53c0๐Ÿ”
>>529045571
>Total War character
are we counting non-playable characters?
if so it's definitely Zeus
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:12:20 PM No.529049040
>>529048161
well you need some kind of melee units. all ranged doesn't work unless they're all skirmishers or you're cheating.
Replies: >>529059396
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:12:43 PM No.529049073
>>529045571
me
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:13:35 PM No.529049152
>>529046086
>Infinite Museion
Trazyn the Infinite is a named necron lord whose gimmick is that he collects things of historical significance. "Things" has an extremely broad definition here, he has tanks, computers, plants, animals and people in cryostasis, but he even has some ridiculous bullshit like a Chaos warband permanently reviving the day of their deaths over and over in a closed timeloop that he occasionally goes into to offer them a way out if they'll just stop trying to steal the artifact they were trying to get on the day they died (they reject it every single time). Dude even has Ursarkar Creed frozen in there since the fall of Cadia. So a DLC where you get into his collection would be absolutely wild.

>Processional of the Damned
Sounds like a space hulk, which in 40k is basically ships or groups of ships that got rekt and are drifting through realspace. Usually they're there so a hapless group of idiots can go in to salvage, only to get eaten by genestealers (or whatever else took them down, the topical thing is usually genestealers). From the sound of that description, it's the obligatory big dungeon with multiple levels DLC Owlcat does for all their games. Ngl I'm never that big into them because it's usually just a battleground to test your character build in but they can be okay. Might be better here since I enjoy RT combat more than Pathfinder combat.
Replies: >>529049271
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:14:35 PM No.529049271
>>529049152
Trazyn is a bitch who is ascared of Tyranids
Replies: >>529049504
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:14:39 PM No.529049282
>>529048835
They should honestly just drop like 2-3 more evil cunts around Cathay, move Yuan Bo back and have Yin Yin in Lustria.
Replies: >>529068090
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:15:31 PM No.529049392
>>529046086
>Infinite Museion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdwBProw4aE
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:16:25 PM No.529049504
>>529049271
You gotta be a real retard to not be scared of tyranids.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:16:28 PM No.529049515
Dechala will start in Ind surrounded by generic cathay and greenskins factions
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:23:17 PM No.529050219
>>529048835
That high elf island would be a good place desu
Replies: >>529050770
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:23:21 PM No.529050227
The Everqueen says Have Sex
The Everqueen says Have Sex
md5: 388381d1d18ad372c6fa1d7110699b20๐Ÿ”
>>529045571
Any given High Elf that isn't in the Maidenguard
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:27:58 PM No.529050696
1751021024722964
1751021024722964
md5: 0f2704ae0a5b44f2484197f91d14c9b2๐Ÿ”
>Bulgarians cleaning up Britbongs' mess
the most powerful south slavic nation... prussia of the balkans...
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:28:32 PM No.529050770
No Way
No Way
md5: daa8374737a4db3363cdb04f82c56c3d๐Ÿ”
>>529050219
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:28:59 PM No.529050823
baltazar more like fagtazar
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:29:37 PM No.529050886
>>529048835
>The one dragon that might have actually liked Imrik fucked off a while ago and completely missed him.
Do it.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:32:25 PM No.529051191
in warhammer fantasy did the elves also birth slaanesh or not? Because in 40k it took like multiple star sistems of murder rape going non-stop for centuries to achieve that
Replies: >>529051339
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:33:43 PM No.529051339
>>529051191
Nah, in Fantasy Slaanesh is just simply there with everyone else from the start.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:38:29 PM No.529051853
>>529048835
Yin Yin's unique campaign thing is ending up in random locations on the map because she is simply that bad at navigation
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:39:20 PM No.529051936
1636086001346
1636086001346
md5: 038b2d076ff53a86970a57cf167fe208๐Ÿ”
>A quest has been issued mighty lord!
>*takes your controls away and very slowly pans across the land*
Replies: >>529052660 >>529055572
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:44:20 PM No.529052428
20250627204105_1
20250627204105_1
md5: 70e8a3295c85062802ffe413c4334d86๐Ÿ”
>>529036241
Evidently, Druchii siege tactics aren't quite as sophisticated.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:45:19 PM No.529052521
How do you build Meow?
Replies: >>529053639
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:46:47 PM No.529052660
>>529051936
I love it whenever this guy interjects. Wish he didn't rip'd so soon and we could have proper narrated intro for every LL and cinematics for wh3 :(
Replies: >>529052772 >>529052980 >>529054009
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:47:58 PM No.529052772
>>529052660
>Wish he didn't rip'd
He just retired.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:49:52 PM No.529052980
>>529052660
I miss them, I liked the intros
Replies: >>529053691
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:53:07 PM No.529053321
>>529048550
>>529048931
The harem degenerate it is then, thanks!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:55:47 PM No.529053639
>>529052521
Here
https://totalwarhammerplanner.com/planner/vanilla3/cth_cathay/wh3_main_skill_node_set_cth_miao_ying/sOLIJIQ2D2GxBEtSxJDsKKxFE2EtT2ExBGsKxcDtU2QsL2qxmDxMD2DxnEsL2JxREsI

Rush to put 2 points into Talons of night first, then the unique line.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:56:12 PM No.529053680
Cao Cao philosophy_thumb.jpg
Cao Cao philosophy_thumb.jpg
md5: e6da9a0ac68d708685b43a1fa0f4f45a๐Ÿ”
>>529048457
Cao Cao
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:56:18 PM No.529053691
>>529052980
This is the price for more frequent DLCs :)
Replies: >>529054009 >>529054320
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:59:02 PM No.529054009
>>529052660
>>529053691
>:(
>:)
Hello L*ddit!
Replies: >>529054269
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:01:19 PM No.529054269
>>529054009
:O
Replies: >>529057142
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:01:43 PM No.529054320
>>529053691
>more frequent DLCs
KEK
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:08:12 PM No.529055014
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3509420334
It's out! He's here!!!
Replies: >>529055451 >>529056308 >>529057251
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:12:24 PM No.529055451
>>529055014
Wow
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:13:32 PM No.529055572
>>529051936
>THERES A SKAVEN INFESTATION IN YOUR CITY
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:21:03 PM No.529056308
snail
snail
md5: af03b9aba39a8ce11d7d77e087088d26๐Ÿ”
>>529055014
based I love it
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:26:32 PM No.529056869
What is Settra good for?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:29:11 PM No.529057142
>>529054269
}:()
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:30:12 PM No.529057251
>>529055014
Stats?
Replies: >>529059102
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:32:15 PM No.529057467
>>528997202
>is that a....IT IS
>AIIIIIIIIIEE ITS A FUCKING ZOMBIE
>ULRICS TAINT RETREAT
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:35:48 PM No.529057856
1737639438072677
1737639438072677
md5: 4e3f381c4441c150d4dd58b1bc7b16f0๐Ÿ”
>hates every faction
>starts with a NAP with Morathi
Curious...
Replies: >>529057984 >>529058396 >>529058772 >>529060261 >>529073804
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:37:03 PM No.529057984
>>529057856
Who put those handprints on his tummy?
Replies: >>529058167
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:38:54 PM No.529058167
>>529057984
skink servants who attend his every need
Replies: >>529058351
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:40:44 PM No.529058351
>>529058167
Allegedly
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:41:07 PM No.529058396
>>529057856
Morathi would fuck anything with a big cock
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:42:08 PM No.529058513
>>529045571
Any slaanesh demon
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:44:17 PM No.529058772
>>529057856
Didn't they patch that into the game since people were screaming that they couldn't handle Mazdamundi being surrounded by enemies and were getting steamrolled?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:46:14 PM No.529058961
Aren't both the Lizardmen and Bretonnia due a rework in 2025?
Replies: >>529059464
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:47:41 PM No.529059102
Total War Warhammer III Screenshot 2025.06.28 - 04.46.31.89
>>529057251
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:50:24 PM No.529059396
>>529049040
Yeah I kinda pieced together that the Dryads are much better than the basic spearman unit they got, I grab like 4 of them in the first province before moving on to taking the first enemys capital
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:50:57 PM No.529059464
>>529058961
Why are you so fucking entitled anon?
Replies: >>529059603
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:52:07 PM No.529059603
>>529059464
I am merely repeating what CA themselves talked about in a video blog.
Replies: >>529059961
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:53:28 PM No.529059779
Did they announce verminlords yet?
Replies: >>529059886
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:54:28 PM No.529059886
>>529059779
Why are you so fucking entitled anon?
Replies: >>529060420
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:55:07 PM No.529059961
>>529059603
Holy fucking shit you'd actually hold something CA themselves promised against them? Why are you like this?
Replies: >>529062959
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:56:09 PM No.529060085
1748161331449848
1748161331449848
md5: c1c7c800cd09cb52b2e11fdd6ffea42e๐Ÿ”
>>528928030 (OP)
Are these worth buying? I am kind of interested in the chaos dwarfs and the airship one, since I like dwarf campaigns.

Do the DLC from the first and 2nd game work with the 3rd and if so, those worth picking up? I hate this DLC practice myself.
Replies: >>529060661 >>529060919
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:57:48 PM No.529060261
The Toad Fear the Sorceress
The Toad Fear the Sorceress
md5: 86c50db72d5bdc1b103e891e1ec930e2๐Ÿ”
>>529057856
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:58:33 PM No.529060357
1732840403304944
1732840403304944
md5: 0d23e80ec1e8814e6673137f6f9b908a๐Ÿ”
friendly reminder they didn't fix the AI at all and it's still the same piss easy baby shit as ever.
pic rel you the player
Replies: >>529060486
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:59:07 PM No.529060420
>>529059886
Will Verminlords be announced soon? It'd be suboptimal for me to play as Skavens if an Skaven DLC will release soon anyways.
Replies: >>529063275
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:59:41 PM No.529060486
>>529060357
Mod it
Replies: >>529060563
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:00:20 PM No.529060563
>>529060486
twist it
Replies: >>529061434
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:01:12 PM No.529060661
>>529060085
Chaos Dwarfs are probably the best sole DLC faction in the game
Yes DLC from 1 and 2 work with 3 and yes it's massive kikery
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:03:55 PM No.529060919
a culture's pottery
a culture's pottery
md5: f4d5956072785f4a0bdac8027b4b70fe๐Ÿ”
>>529060085
Champions was alright and Chaos Dorfs are fun, didn't get the others but people seem to like the Tamur, Elsp, Malak trio. Yuan Bo looks ok but seems like it wouldn't be that different from playing the other two dragons.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:08:53 PM No.529061434
>>529060563
pull it
Replies: >>529061904
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:13:05 PM No.529061904
steve-rambo-530488-normal
steve-rambo-530488-normal
md5: aa8811224c5a190c426f3a24dba62093๐Ÿ”
>>529061434
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:23:35 PM No.529062959
1750350319555160
1750350319555160
md5: 146d8bf832f2662577cba5d0f62db967๐Ÿ”
>>529059961
/twg/ is kinda adorably naive at times
Maybe its all the redditors here
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:24:50 PM No.529063081
Optimism is a positive trait.
/twg/ is a very negative place.
Replies: >>529063151
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:25:31 PM No.529063151
>>529063081
see >>528970098
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:26:38 PM No.529063275
>>529060420
Anon, that faggot seems to being having a melty, I feel like we'll inevitably see them down the line. As for not playing them before a DLC, I think Skaven are mostly complete and fun, you could give it a shot with Ikit if you wanna weapon spam, Snikch if you wanna make skirmish heavy armies or Throt for monsters and mutations, could go for the others too, take your pic theyre all relatively fun except Tretch, he kind of just exists, confederate him instead if you want to use him that bad
Replies: >>529063724 >>529063753
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:30:56 PM No.529063724
>>529063275
Kys nigger, imagine feeling like you are owed something when you probably creamAPI it like the good little faggot you are
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:31:12 PM No.529063753
>>529063275
Tretch is indisputably the worst LL in the entire game, he does not deserve to be in the roster whatsoever. Just about any other option for Skavne would've been better.
Replies: >>529064306 >>529065212
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:31:16 PM No.529063761
Why do tomb king princes carry a halberd on their back when they're already wielding one?
Replies: >>529064095
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:34:19 PM No.529064095
>>529063761
I wish that I was strong enough to wield both a great shield and a halberd at the same time.
Replies: >>529067829
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:36:20 PM No.529064306
>>529063753
>Tretch
>the worst
>when Cylostra, Ghorst and Alberic
lmao
Replies: >>529064478
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:38:01 PM No.529064478
>>529064306
Yes. He's worse than all three of those. Cylostra and Ghorst are actually fun to play, and Alberic who is nothing but a generic Bretonnia LL, is still more interesting to use than Tretch is. Absolutely garbage LL.
Replies: >>529065346
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:44:50 PM No.529065212
Clan-Rictus-Skaven-Warhammer-Fantasy-ั„ัะฝะดะพะผั‹-7780085
>>529063753
>very high ambush chance
>Can give armywide +26 MA during ambushes
>very high MD
>regens
>Has Khorne/Taurox's "win battle-> get movement" skill
Tretch is unironically the second best Skaven LL and one of the best LL in the game.
Replies: >>529065381 >>529066570 >>529066861 >>529067293
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:45:59 PM No.529065346
>>529064478
Lots of words to say you have absolutely abysmal taste
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:46:18 PM No.529065381
>>529065212
who?
Replies: >>529068035
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:52:31 PM No.529066025
Any Italian or Spanish Anons in /twg/?
Are you looking forward to the Southern Realms DLC?
Replies: >>529078387
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:57:43 PM No.529066570
>>529065212
Contrarianism does not make you interesting, my man.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:00:28 PM No.529066861
>>529065212
Only good Rat.
Because he makes ratfags seethe by taking slots from others
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:05:04 PM No.529067293
>>529065212
>lore gimmick is literally to be a backstabbing traitor that survives even when his superiors throw him into suicide missions
Literally the Ur-Skaven, but he isnt OP which is why he pisses off powercreepfags of /twg/
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:10:00 PM No.529067829
>>529064095
Tomb Guards were just absolute gigachads in life
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:12:02 PM No.529068035
Tretch Craventail
Tretch Craventail
md5: 01ff9332b8010635b2ac625d2d94f494๐Ÿ”
>>529065381
>*notices you noticing him*
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:12:38 PM No.529068090
Chinese girl cat_thumb.jpg
Chinese girl cat_thumb.jpg
md5: 9fae56ec0329118031a0d7c734bdd1b6๐Ÿ”
>>529049282
just drop more evil cunts on Cathay then add Li Dao and the Monkey King to balance it out instead
Replies: >>529070121 >>529072042
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:31:07 PM No.529070121
>>529068090
>Miao Ying aboout to have her dinner.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:32:57 PM No.529070295
I really can't beat Skaven as Vampire Counts, autoresolve is always loads better, I can kill most of the units but the lords and heroes just seem to stick around and are absolute cunts to kill
Replies: >>529071190
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:37:01 PM No.529070705
20250627230331_1
20250627230331_1
md5: 949a924c69d52cb1e1548382e465e04e๐Ÿ”
The Empire is whole again, but at what cost?

With a final charge of the Empire's knights, led by the Mad Count of Averland, the last pieces of lost territory were retaken from the Kislevite upstarts. However, beyond a thin veil of lies and formalities, the Empire of Man is now ruled by a single merchant, the cutthroat Director of Marienburg. Once merely the richest man in the world, now a man of absolute power, who has half as many land ships crossing the Empire's provinces in his name, as he has convoys sailing all around the world, ever diligently working to make him even wealthier with no end in sight.

Very entertaining run and probably my favourite faction mod next to Araby. For about 40 turns it was rather tight, with the last 15 mostly being auto-resolving my way to the long campaign victory.
I would love some suggestions for the next campaign, anything goes except Empire, Cathay, Kislev and Norsca.
Replies: >>529071226
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:41:28 PM No.529071190
>>529070295
You literally just have to kill their lords and heroes and nothing else. If you kill the lord the entire vampire count army disappears.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:41:46 PM No.529071226
>>529070705
Play Mazdamundi.
Replies: >>529077541
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:48:06 PM No.529071909
>>528928458
It's kind of too different with DLC and such as a factor to give a straight answer but as a rule the more lords that are released at a time the more likely it is(or even guaranteed) they will play exactly the same or their mechanics will not be different enough to distinguish anything beyond starting positions and some army comp differences
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:49:22 PM No.529072042
>>529068090
what a retarded woman
she clearly knows fucking nothing about cats
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:50:01 PM No.529072110
file
file
md5: 658b4ab8e853f638c1edbfbe537fd23b๐Ÿ”
operation chinese yellow rat is underway
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:50:25 PM No.529072163
Next week is going to be a good one!
Warriors of Chaos nerfs
Siege rework tease
3rd race reveal

Stay tuned!
Replies: >>529074464
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:06:19 AM No.529073804
>>529057856
As long as the Druchi stay north of the Isthmus of Lustria they are within the boundaries of my autis- The Great Plan.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:07:57 AM No.529073970
134c003c7f3d4d90e09dd7d5145f1717
134c003c7f3d4d90e09dd7d5145f1717
md5: dba70f8312732b7022945651b3bd23b2๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:13:27 AM No.529074464
>>529072163
why would they nerf warriors of chaos?
Replies: >>529074638
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:15:21 AM No.529074638
>>529074464
Too many warhounds.
They need to FIX Warriors of chaos so the AI remembers how to recruit chosen.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:16:20 AM No.529074735
Question...should I focus on upgrading economy first or units first? Like, if I have a choice between my +100-300 gold building and a unit that lets me recruit Tier 2 or Tier 3 (whatever Tier I'm not on right now) units, which should I pick? Assume either option, at least at the time, is selectable.
Replies: >>529075051 >>529075109 >>529076421 >>529076635 >>529083918
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:19:55 AM No.529075051
>>529074735
Usually pouring money into armies pays more than investing in infrastructure. Just make sure your armies are always doing something so they make you money from winning battles and looting instead of wasting your money on upkeep.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:20:37 AM No.529075109
>>529074735
It depends on whether or not you need the better units right away or not, if you are going to be fighting a lot of difficult battles the military building is better, if you're fine with what you have then the money building is better
growth is always best to get first though
Replies: >>529075943
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:29:00 AM No.529075943
>>529075109
>right away
Probably not, but then I'll be addicted to the extra money and not want to clear the slot for a higher level military building
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:33:39 AM No.529076421
>>529074735
Depends on the race and the building. For example, high elves can last a long time on t1 units, but some others really can't. VCunts should basically never build military buildings since you can just raise dead for elite units, build the necromancer recruitment and rank buildings instead. Other races like Greenskins make so much more money from battles, sacking and raiding that having some better units can be better. For a general rule, I guess having strong early units like t2 or t3 can be a huge help early game (darksharts with shields, irondrakes, mournfang cav, etc), however you really just need the right units, and enough units, that your armies consistently win without huge casualties, and then economic buildings can help. For example a Rite of Primeval Glory army for lizardmen is ridiculously strong early on, but it destroys your economy and it's almost too strong, it's too much power and money concentrated in one army that it's inefficient (disband half of the units, and just cram them into your LL's army instead). All a bigger economy really lets you do is afford more armies, and stronger armies, and money from economic buildings lets you get there without as many battles (plus sacking, and raiding etc). Sorry for a rambling answer but it's a really broad question.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:34:54 AM No.529076565
Is Kislev the city with the most unique buildings in WH3?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:35:25 AM No.529076635
>>529074735
depends on race, kislev for example, absolutely abysmal early economy, you need units to fight for money to build up your provinces and get provinces in the first place.

high elves don't need to think about their choices at all, get the economic buildings. each lord's starting location has a special building that gives them better troops at t3 and you will use archers/spearmen regardless.
Replies: >>529078214
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:43:47 AM No.529077541
>>529071226
On it, any tips?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:49:55 AM No.529078157
PLAPPLAPPLAP
PLAPPLAPPLAP
md5: f828a5b5778c5bab0fe8a0aa3297da45๐Ÿ”
How am I supposed to not want to fuck this? They have asses like oiled cantaloupes.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:50:26 AM No.529078214
>>529076635
So is Empire an economic faction or a rush higher level troops ASAP faction?
Replies: >>529078983
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:51:19 AM No.529078298
1749512861.fivers11_kroq
1749512861.fivers11_kroq
md5: 31148ae9434498aeeed3e67f999aea98๐Ÿ”
>>529043139
This is not what a saurus looks like
Replies: >>529078954 >>529079447
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:52:06 AM No.529078387
>>529066025
Da, tercio and condotierri my favorite formations
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:54:45 AM No.529078649
realm of chaos is better than immortal empires
Replies: >>529078895
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:56:59 AM No.529078895
>>529078649
I can't play as Epidemius in Realm of Chaos.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:57:08 AM No.529078914
1743595682172
1743595682172
md5: 9e438c5e73b4dbf215ad561fe6036822๐Ÿ”
>>529043732
I change my mind and say Walden will be The Great Horned Rat. Or Be'lakor
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:57:35 AM No.529078954
>>529078298
That skink is getting railed by ratcock every night
Replies: >>529079104
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:57:59 AM No.529078983
>>529078214
100% contextual, if you are karl and nuln and boris are doing well you can sit back and build up a bit once your main province is secure.

if you are nuln, vlad is coming and its better to go to him but you also have campaign mechanics and like high elves you have a special structure that will give you access to higher tier troops.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:59:11 AM No.529079104
1724981080429
1724981080429
md5: 0cdff95f1b1ee139f1470c7262f300ac๐Ÿ”
>>529078954
Are you fucking blind ratfag?
Replies: >>529079447
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:00:18 AM No.529079209
Melee Brawl
Melee Brawl
md5: d39bad1bc7debfa407e6490a6e3d8a7c๐Ÿ”
Beat the goats at their own game
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:02:58 AM No.529079447
>>529078298
>>529079104
You faggots post gay scalie porn, how are you unironically acting like you're better than ratfags?
Replies: >>529079562 >>529080197 >>529081375
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:04:05 AM No.529079562
Tiktaq'to rides again
Tiktaq'to rides again
md5: a69bba6729fa9c898cced5eb81582f00๐Ÿ”
>>529079447
Cause we're not furries.
Replies: >>529079809
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:06:35 AM No.529079809
>>529079562
Scalieshit is the exact same thing as furshit, it's all gay and disgusting and involves fucking animals. Every normal person hates you too.
Replies: >>529079949
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:08:06 AM No.529079949
>>529079809
Nta but scalies are more chill and and generally have less beastiality fetishists.
Replies: >>529080378
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:09:54 AM No.529080156
reminder that loremasterofsotek is a scalie
Replies: >>529080628 >>529081603
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:10:13 AM No.529080197
1732745657632025
1732745657632025
md5: ca680d651e2dcaebe487434e83955775๐Ÿ”
>>529079447
Uh oh. Time for ratfag melty time
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:11:45 AM No.529080378
>>529079949
Considering they've been posting gay scalie shit here and there for quite a few threads now I think being chill has gone out the window. I don't get how they can be so against ratfags for being annoying losers who spam the thread with animal porn and then do the exact same thing.
Replies: >>529080559 >>529080635 >>529081006
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:13:34 AM No.529080559
>>529080378
you see, when my sides does it is good
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:14:14 AM No.529080628
>>529080156
Loremasterofsotek marched in the BLM riots over a dude dying of a fent overdose, posted about how everyone subscribed to him needed to do the same, and said "if you aren't out there you don't deserve to be a part of warhammer fandom."

I consider "people" (being generous) like him to be meat puppets.
Replies: >>529081114
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:14:19 AM No.529080635
1567247177572
1567247177572
md5: 16c39db668addcd38d298ba5b6c0b366๐Ÿ”
>>529080378
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:18:11 AM No.529081006
>>529080378
Liggers were upset that ratbros were liked so they started a falseflag operation posting ratporn to make ratbros look bad, once the ratbros left they started posting liggerporn as furshit porn had been normalized.
Replies: >>529081095
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:19:09 AM No.529081095
>>529081006
>t. Kairos Fateweaver
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:19:26 AM No.529081114
>>529080628
Imagine simping for drug addicts.
Replies: >>529081358
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:21:43 AM No.529081358
>>529081114
It's a white people thing, just like a rock stars
Replies: >>529081609
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:21:52 AM No.529081375
130436490_p4_master1201
130436490_p4_master1201
md5: 30876fbc1b3162032ded4273f0593459๐Ÿ”
>>529079447
not gay
Replies: >>529081921 >>529085748
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:23:47 AM No.529081575
>>528970098
>removing in game chat
>the right to discuss is a privilege
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:24:01 AM No.529081603
>>529080156
>loremasterofsotek
isn't that the same guy who loves ladyboys?
Replies: >>529083776
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:24:09 AM No.529081609
>>529081358
>it's a white people th-
>*destroys LA because you can't make it mexico*

Ok Skaven. Just stay out of my Empire of Man.
Replies: >>529081761
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:25:40 AM No.529081761
>>529081609
Nothing of value was lost
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:26:10 AM No.529081825
there's no such thing as a "scalie" you're just a faggot

all ratniggers are lizardniggers and all lizardniggers are ratniggers
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:27:06 AM No.529081921
>>529081375
>race that's literally 100% male
>not gay
Skaven ratgirls are unironically more lorefriendly and less gay than anything liggers have ever posted.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:27:12 AM No.529081931
>>528970098
Khorne Rework
from great to bitch ass lame
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:29:38 AM No.529082186
>>529082036
New thread, fantasois will seethe
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:31:35 AM No.529082407
trusted reporting
trusted reporting
md5: bd7f82340feebab56203f8581de22897๐Ÿ”
>>528970098
Ai having infinite movement when retreating on the campaign map
Replies: >>529082723
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:34:52 AM No.529082723
>>529082407
AI retreating through your army when you try to double team them
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:45:21 AM No.529083776
GrLPydNXwAAZKMV
GrLPydNXwAAZKMV
md5: 13c5ff7a5bf03ed91239abbbf3de54b5๐Ÿ”
>>529081603
Yes. He also posted about his excitement of them pulling his beard during the show and giving him a lap dance.
https://x.com/LSotek/status/1923828478778147292/photo/1
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:46:46 AM No.529083918
>>529074735
the game is more fun when you have more units to use so you should always prioritize unlocking them. don't let some balding faggot make you think it's any other way.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:56:12 AM No.529084876
Small(er) Thanquol
Small(er) Thanquol
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:57:28 AM No.529084985
>>528970098
>how ass running down lords/heroes has been for the entire warhammer franchise's life despite numerous claims of it being fixed
>balancing on MPfaggotry to the dire neglect of the campaign
>VCoast being unplayable outside of Sartosa and especially after playing VCunts, Ghorst even moreso.
>entire races being neglected for years at a time because the spaghetti code means making many small changes is catastrophic, instead spending 6 months to "fix" 2 or 3 at a time
>even when races get fixed some LL's get neglected, see the Empire engoodening but Volkmar and Markus not touched
ok probably running down single entities is the only grudgeworthy gripe I can think of not mentioned already.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:05:07 AM No.529085748
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1719414375973138
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>>529081375
Death to furries!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:51:32 AM No.529090171
1638273080578
1638273080578
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>>529083776
>Alright, Ladyboys of Bangkok, let's see what you're cooking.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:47:18 AM No.529095365
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women of Thailand_thumb.jpg
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>>529083776
unironically based