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>Content:Total Assault: Goz (Indoor) โ 7/2 (Wed) 11:00 โ 7/9 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
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>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>6/24 (Tue) After Maint โ 7/1 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Aru (New Year) (3* โ Limited โ Rerun)
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Kayoko (New Year) (3* โ Rerun)
Haruka (New Year) (3* โ Rerun)
>News:PC client launch: Delayed
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>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council โ 6/24 (Tue) After Maint โ 7/8 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:Grand Assault: Kaiten (Urban โ Torment w/Light Armor) โ 7/1 (Tue) 2:00 โ 7/7 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) โ 6/24 (Tue) 2:00 โ 6/30 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
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2x Lesson/Normal โ 6/23 (Mon) 19:00 โ 6/30 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
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All threads lead to Jenkem
>many threads
>/bag/ still can't get her name right
Junko is reddit tier like momoi
>>528946654Your kind is not welcome here, heathen
Why does JimmyJohns get 2 threads?
>>528947019We know, farfie
>>528946994Her name is Jingle.
>>528947019Crafting status?
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STEAM RELEASE HAPPENING AHHH!
>>528947139Feeling forgiveness
What's the /bag/ consensus on Junko?
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Jumby my beloved...
Jumby thread, hell yeah!
>>528947249Another flop. What a rocky week.
>50k pyros
>Want seia and shupos
>Need sHanako
>Bad luck gene
I don't know what to do
https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI
https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI
https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI
Join the Unko tummy aggie /bag/. Every drawing is Kunko she's just wearing different masks
Kayoko shilling will never work on me
Same with Kazusa
>tornado warning
>forced to go into a bunker with no signal
>miss reset
>>528947460why do you keep forcing the tummy shit when it's supposed to be about summer
>>528947572all that happened is you head patted your students later
>>528947419>get seia>get hanako>save for shuposthere you go
>>528947585Summer tummies won, and anyway you can draw anything you want
>>528947528Move to Alaska problem solved.
>>528947651But I also want Mutsuki
>cafe reset
>get visited by 0/10 out of the 41 students I own
The fuck is this RNG?
>>528947419>get Seia with free tenners>get SHanako>save until ShuposShut up faggot, I only have 43k and I want
>Seia>Rio+JKNeru>CMaki>Shupos>Niya>pray I don't impulse on DSaoriI'm spiraling.
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>528947419>NeedYou don't NEED anything, just pull for who you want
>>528947846It's more statistical for you to get none out of the 200 other students in game there is, dumbass
>>528947846Thanks to your post I remembered I had to pat my students
>>528947959But seriously, how the Hell did she beat Izuna?
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
>>528947361I want to create a vast red haired bloodline with her
I wish artists focused more I like it smooth and puffy plump and round
10 pull ticket expires in 3 days btw
>>528947585to be fair summer=tummies
>>528947757NTA but I would absolutely move to Alaska if it wasn't so expensive
>>528948306But have you tried it first? Maybe it's all true
Alaska is a beautiful place. I know this because of the simpsons movie
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>>528947757NTA but I would absolutely move to Alaska if it wasn't so expensive
forgot my image
>>528948635the less the better crotch area when wearing pants tight cameltoe
>>528947585the tummy option won
you should've had more bots in the poll if you ever want your suggestion to win against the default option botting
Wakamo is fes student right?
anyone failed to get her last fes?
Hina pleases old sensei for money!!
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coom in doom
rope in hope
good night /bag/
>>528949316Two nickles and a piece of string
>>528947019Why do several people draw her orange eye like it has a pink tinge to it.
>>528947139I need a Rio anon
>>528947361Memes aside, she's fine.
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Yukari Status?
The naked skin should rub against each other raw and red
>>528947757Expect earthquakes or tsunami warnings based on where you live then
>>528947757Very beautiful place and I'd like to visit but I don't know about living tbhdesu
I've considered Alaska as a Canadian but stuff like the racism is actually so insanely depressing I don't think I could ever handle it.
Look up Chanel Rusted
She's okay now with her family but something like that is so dystopian and sad with how they treated that little baby before she was even 4 would make my heart ache so much.
I'd cry internally if I had to share a community with people as heartless as those who adopted her and thought it was okay to treat a 3 year old little girl like that. I know /bag/ wants all minorities killed, loves Nazis while trying to be one, and hates every single one and anything negative that happens to them is deserved but I cry when I see stuff like that going on and how cruel we are to people for being different
Don't pat your students.
Wasting time to turn your game on and getting distracted from your current task is not worth it just for 15 affection.
>>528949517It's simple, because I have no idea.
>>528950098are you inviting anon to ERP with you in this post? I don't see the purpose of it
>>528947139I wanna fuck her
>>528950257You're interested to join in? If not, I don't see the purpose of your question
>>528950054Sounds like a freak case to be honest, you probably would only experience problems if you decided to move to Anchorage
I smooth bald pelvus student ;;;444 cute butthole Trinity gang bang
Youโre going to buy the keyboard from the collab with Bocchiโs mangaka, right?
https://x.com/KR_BlueArchive/status/1937782824091738504
KAISER IS SMUGGLING FENTANYL INTO KIVOTOS WITH PERMISSION FROM THE GSC
SPREAD THE WORD
My dad was a brick layer. I can relate to Minori so much.
>>528951141Ui should be bald down there and she is after I am through with her
>>528951463they should bing me at the same time
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this is actually kind of a ridiculous amount of stuff (albeit, for a day 1 player useless stuff). What exactly is the occassion for all these gibs?
>>528951178Base Shigure no questions about it. Best music, best scenery, cute
>>528950796It honestly is a freak case. But even here you find people so willing to dehumanize children on Facebook, wherever you go, but it's so hurtful because the law allowed this instead of letting her live with her grandmother, and keeping her from them and her community.
So my issue is Alaska letting it happen at all, which is what makes it sad. I'd rather stay where I am near my family, be sad here but surrounded by love than be sad near no one
Even if it is a little hot (although I was ntatrt)
>>528951048I'd buy all sorts of garbage if it was easier to get in the West without proxies.
>>528951463Why are they looking at me like that?
>>528951535Are you coming from some shit gacha or something?
I have a friend who plays and is always baffled by how generous BA is when they throw you free shit for random stuff like teachers day or childrens day or some other nonsense.
He plays mihomo slop so I think he's just like a battered fucking wife at this point and can't fathom a game not nickle and diming you.
>>528951535Probably the steam release before it was delayed.
>>528951535That was most likely meant to help newfags who were supposed to start playing with the Steam release, but you know how that ended...
>>528951618Yeah, naturally smooth the way god intended
>>528951830>Are you coming from some shit gacha or something?No, I don't play gacha typically. I am a day 1 player for both JP and Global for BA but only just realized that this is a particularly large and long event of freebies.
>>528951882>>528951884ahaaa
There are no razorblades in Kivotos
>>528951996Feel like we had a similar one not that long ago, was that for the anime or something?
I forget, but BA seems to take any excuse to throw shit around.
>>528952060What did Misaki use then?
>>528951947>god adds living hair follicles all over the pussy skin>naturally smooth
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
>>528951884the most logical answer
shame they're gonna miss it, sucks for them for being steam cucks
BlueStacks pride.
>>528951178We all know who has the best L2D.
>>528952316burying my face into hasumi's sweaty pubes
>>528952060No problem, I'm gonna shave them with my teeth
>>52895231623cm dick whore
>>528952530She shaved them for weight loss
>>528952060That's probably true, because androids, dogmen, and catmen don't need to be shaved, and Kivotos grills don't have body hair.
>>528952592Would you eat juris furburger anon?
The halos make them indestructible
How is this a Hasumi general when there are no posts with Hasumi's pubes?
I barely beat this at sensei level 62, but at least now I am getting 25 stamina per hour at the cafรฉ
T.Hasumi (5*), Nonomi (4*), Chise (2*), Tsubaki (2*), S.Shizuko (1*), & Serina (2*)
>>528952681No they don't.
Wow did I do? Also, will getting it count as 1 or more crafts?
>>528952316I'm happy that Hasumi is taking her health seriously. She's earned three parfaits as a reward.
>>528952530sorry, that's reserved for me (sensei)
hasumi needs to be fatter
>>528952784Raise your Shizuko to 3* anon, you won't regret it. She's amazing even in endgame and you'll save yourself some trouble with the kot
>>528949342Why does her nipples look like that
>>528952863give them to me
>>528952784>S.ShizukuDoes her passive only work on blue attacker units or all units?
>>528952824You are very weak.
>>528953042One day I will have her...
>>528953117niya would pin me down and rape me
>>528952986I know right? Would be a good ritual post if they didn't look like that.
>>528952868Eating that much sugar for sure makes her horny...
>>528952941this poster is Makoto in disguise
>>528953042Now do it with Yuzu
>>528953082>Increase attack of ALL ALLIESRead anon
https://x.com/goodsmile_en/status/1938077291667394825
>>528952868>3 parfaitsHow the fuck fat people eat so much? Don't you feel full after eating one parfait?
>>528953569Your stomach gets bigger when you stuff yourself
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>>528952956I just picked her up from the permanent event without finishing it yet, so that is why she is still 1* for the moment
>>528953082IDK, and I only haver her 1* for the moment, so I only have her EX and Normal skills unlocked. I used her EX skill (lv. 1) to help my students survive the sweeping machine gun bursts the large shield enemies have. Surviving was more important on this occasion than using an attack buffer like Kotama
>>528953452I wasn't sure okay? because she is blue and I don't know if it matters for a special unit
>>528953569stomach size is increased from always eating until full.
>>528952956He won't be able to do that unless he spends elephs, which isn't recommended or uses Mastery Certificates, which isn't a good option for new players
>>528953691Rabu will become playble after you rehabilitate her
>>528953659this + the sugar rush make you feel good and happy and you don't feel any pain or discomfort
>>528952442It's gonna be held until August man, they have time
big hasumi = happy life
smol hasumi = sad life
Why does no one use or waifu this girl?
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>>528951178For me, it's the A E S T H E T I C lobbies
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/bag/, aside from playing BA, what other hobbies do you have?
>>528954208We game here, nigga.
>>528954202this, I'm never putting my dKayoker away
>>528951178Iroha is beautiful
>>528954208>jerking off and crossdressing>online vidya>cooking>running>calisthenics
>>528954208Gaming and drawing
>>528954208Watching baseball and football. I'm into bird watching recently.
>>528954410Kill yourself faggot
>>528953492Begeta is my homie stopping by.
>>528954117There's at least 1 harunafag around
>>528953569I eat to satisfy my depression.
>>528954585>1 harunafagthat's nothing, even shit girls like Ibuki and Hasumi get more people posting them
>>528954564birds and burgs
>>528954821Ibuki is the perfect ideal wife, watch your mouth.
>>528954117>>528954585We have two Harunafags.
>>528949970Making many heirs with as we speak
I love when Meru says SANKYUUUU~~
>>528954208I used to like eating spicy food, but for the past couple of months, I can't eat much because I get a sharp pain in my lower right abdomen. Guess this is one of those things that comes with age
>>528954903they're doing a shit job since I barely see Haruna posted
only by that 1 Haruna avatarfag
>>528955285Personally, I don't post my studentwife all the time desu
>>528954986amazing doujin
>ywn have a teenage girl beg you to teach her about sex
>>528951048No numpad = no buy
I hate it when people do that. Why would I buy 2/3 of a keyboard?
>made a post about how I think my mam is trying to kill me
>won't buy vegetables but instead made shortbread pastry with old plums that reek of alcohol
she really does want to kill me, huh
>>528954117Harunadev quit and she has no organic popularity.
>>528954410I would like to meet you
>>528951568>>528950054It's even sadder to discover that people I like are so immature and cruel. What you feel is not uncommon, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5w28w3muec
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got second hand embarrassment from this
>>528955285>If you don't spam your favorite student like she's a cheap whore you're doing a shit jobNah.
>>528954208I need a hobby
>>528954208Fighting games
>>528955741just feels weird to see Ibuki get more love while being greatly inferior
Gyame nyot gyood uynfyortyunyatelyy
>>528955946Ibuki posters have you remind you Ibuki exists because she is only associated with 1, disgusting thing.
>>528954208Music but playing with other people is horrid.
>>528955734This actually happened to me
hate fuck ako until she softens up and beg for me to stay with her
Ibuki is literally perfect
S.Shizuko worth spending eligma on to get her from 1* to 3*?
>>528955946I never post my wife, I just don't want her associated with shitposting nor avatarfagging
>>528955946She's one of my favorite students. Part of why I don't post her is not wanting to be associated with some of the dogshit posters she has.
I find it more enjoyable to funpost with students who I like and don't get much love like Izumi and a long time ago Kasumi before she started getting low quality art / ritual posts spammed, though that seems to have died down a bit recently.
>>528946473 (OP)Junko! The prettiest! The cutest! I wanna take her home!
Almost forgot about this: thanks again to the anon that updated this
>>528956126Sex with Sensei isn't disgusting.
>>528954208As of right now?
Watching retards die on /pol/
>>528956250why tho? only chad can pull it off
>I don't post my studentwife b-because the potential schizos man
What a pussy
>>528954117I want her but I don't have her. The grind is slow because I have bad luck and access to only one of her farming nodes.
>>528956308you don't want anons to fap to her with you?
>>528956545That's literally the reason why no one posts Mika
>>528956325It's only two. The streetshitter pedotranny from /trash/, and the ritualposter
>>528954208>Engaging in interactive digital media, with an emphasis on narrative-driven and strategic gameplay>Exploring Japanese graphic literature, appreciating its artistic depth and cultural nuance>Immersing myself in Japanese animated cinema and series, valuing both aesthetic and thematic richness>Indulging in a variety of confections and other exquisite desserts
>>528953004what's so good about them?
>>528956545>post studentwife>be branded as the schizo>now my wife is associated with schizopostingI don't want that
>>528956280If you need to ask about spending eligma then the answer is generally no.
sShizuko isn't available in the gacha pool though since she was a welfare student, so the only way you're getting her up is via either ligma, expert permits or lessons I think, and she IS a decent student, especially for a newfag that isn't going to have spare rolls for tYuuka any time soon.
That said - you probably have more important things to put the ligma and permits into - blufes students namely. The thing that makes sShizuko so desirable besides her body is her ability to reposition, which she can do at base.
If you're new then chances are getting her to 3* isn't going to change your raid performance - 99% of your damage will come from a borrowed student so you can double up on healers if healing is the issue since you won't HAVE the ideal supports / other dps to fill out the team in a way that matters.
>>528956368No problem my man. Lets hope I don't drag my feet next update.
>>528954208Nothing. My head is an empty echo chamber for my own thoughts with not much else going on inside of it.
>>528954208painting 40k
mtg but only on tabletop sim these days
I run several pathfinder campaigns
tfw no /tg/ student
>>528957003Karin would maybe eat wagyu, but never fried chicken likesome sort of subhuman.
>>528956545>I feel the need to spam imagesI know somewhere you'll fit right in.
>>528957003Maki was revealed to be a boardgame enthusiast, even if it looks like basic bitch stuff.
>>528957003Just teach Kaede. She's basically there.
>>528956793Like I said what a pussy. I endured whatever /bag/ throws at my wife and she was already being ran into the ground before I came here.
>>528953569Is parfaits whipped cream or ice cream? (I donโt go out)
>>528957110> gook and jap game> not eating fried chickenDo you even know what game you are playing?
>>528957115No one said you had to spam images pussy boy. Go back to your English class.
>>528957224Cute and good girls don't eat meat.
>>528956630It's a real shame. I recently finished the Eden Treaty stuff and ended up liking her a lot.
>>528957304The original post was claiming it could identify a lack of Harunafags because she wasn't posted enough.
If you're posting a student enough to be an identifiable -fag poster on an anonymous imageboard then you're probably spamming.
>>528957446This isn't the gotcha response you think it is.
>>528957403Would you get barbed piercings on your dick if she asked you to? For her pleasure of course.
I can't believe there are no Miyakofags in /bag/
She's such a good girl
>>528957504even your response sound like leddit
>>528957465You understand that yet you missed the point of my post entirely?
>>528957324I guess Abydos is full of niggers then, considering they grilled and eat fish.
I can't believe there are no Kayafags in /bag/
She's such a good girl
>>528957638Whatever helps you cope, you still lost.
>>528957646just the devs that make their characters consume that slop so they apply to their target audience
>just look at Fubuki and donuts
>>528957818lose what our jeneral is more alive
I posted my wife two posts in a row once and I got called an avatarfag.
I still post her anyway because fuck you but some of you people are just looking for excuses to be mad.
>>528957975Who is your waifu? Maybe they're justifiably mad.
Plapna gacha screen when?
>>528957975>some of you people are just looking for excuses to be madIsn't that the point of this place
Blatant shitposting and farming (You)s drives some people
>>528956787Neru wants them
>>528957975that is good why afraid of post who you like
>>528958162no one going to be traitor like you ok
>>528958137They said they'd consider it but we're still waiting...
>>528958196>he thinks that is traitor behaviornewfag, you have no idea
>>528958136I too sat next to her when given the option.
My wife is Rio but I post Seia
>>528958230Yeah I remember that
Too bad tho, Plana would give me purples
>>528958136not allowed if you weight more than 90kg
>/bag/gots still falling for the most blatant falseflagging by monke despite dead giveaways like shit english and only using mika pics
>>528958179I think you meant to say Megu.
call me new now that is bait
>>528958320The monkey is just at an all time low and is attempting organic shitposting.
>Just realised my Shiroko is only 4* after all this time
I feel like a bad sensei.
Paleless gatita and less rounded face
Looks like the Filipino woke up and is back to his usual falseflag. Guess he's going to start larping as the monkey later
>>528958179>>528958426I don't have Neru or Megu.
>>528958423ugly alienhead character with bad post
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND POST MORE JUNKO
THIS IS A JUNKO THREAD
>>528958136nonomer would force herself onto sensei
>>528958572Go back to your cell Ogoogee
>>528954208I do creative writing, play video games, and play around a little with 3D modeling.
>>528958560she lost some weight
I find the lack of kaede lewds distrubing
>>528958608no g*hennoid have beautiful trinity girl instead
>>528958608Fine, here's my Jumko
My hobby is getting autistic joy from sexy children.
New player here. Is her name Midomo or Yukari?
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UE40 Chokmah floor 99 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_OxTXgIBS0
I have to thank this man. That was trouble
>>528958608No more unchi posts.
>>528958137Maybe playable plana and arona are the actual 'break in case of emergency' button banner
>>528958931It's Midomo Yukari
Yukari is her last name
>>528959052That's Sora, but these two would be amazing
>>528958560It's probably from some new chibi artist/animator. Now I wonder if the old ones left or they are busy in some other game
>>528959052>>528959161they are tablet and never coming out except last champter
>>528958987then give his video a like, subscribe, and post a comment there to drive the algorithm and show your thanks?
maybe hit the bell icon too while you're at it
Man how long until the junkcord fucks off
>>528958909perfect *breeds*
>>528959114No. That's wrong. Where did the Midomo name comes from?
>>528959313she has a pussy condom on for sickos like you
>>528959240be quiet, michiru
>>528957840*Profound sadness*
>>528958987>UE40Meru* that is, as in a Chokmah clear without a UE50 Meru or QMarina
>>528959415idc i fecundate anyway
>>528959240God I love Michiru
Her real name is raw mating press
>>528959240stop promoting dikdok mitcher, that app will rot your brain
The purest the lewdest
Yes, I'm talking about mari
>see schizo avatarfag as my student wife
>give no fucks because it's retarded to care
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Life is meaningless. Do things you enjoy.
>>528959948no one posts Kayoko tho so you're safe
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>>528959373wrong wiki, man
>>528959373She says midomo a bunch
>>528959948>g*hennoid trying to play victim when nobody post their ugly character anyway>traitor filename
>>528959948spotted the schizo
>>528959948but who asked kayocucksyou fan?
>>528960254I knew the chibi stare schizo was about to post
>>528960086Even if they're illegal
Since most of the students have animalistic features isn't BA a furry game?
>>528959948Based Kayocutebro
Are Gookakoposters legit retarded? Or is it a long ruse?
>>528960184Why does the monkey like this picture for falseflagging so much
>>528960649yes all low quality poster
>>528959674Mari is a coyote
>>528960649They're retarded
I bing therefore I goon
Bury the bing deep with cast aside there's no way to kivotos
>>528947245good girl panties
>>528951618slut panties
>>528960996It's deep within, yogurtard
Is this the Karin thread?
I'm sorry that happened to you but I'm going to do it again
>>528959674who are these on the monitor
NO THIS IS A JUNKO THREAD
>>528959948Based multiple personality disorder poster
Moshi moshi one fruit pizza please
>>528961137Yeah but fuck you regardless
>>528961307Yes Serina...you know best
I'll be nice. If you want a UE40 Meru (at least) for Chokmah and haven't got one.
Has bonus attack as well, Global NA AKZZTAXA
>>528961308fruit pizza is goated
even better than breakfast pizza
>>528961310Perish, creature of hell
What's happening here? What's all this commotion, and why are you guys pointing guns at each other?
>>528961548if liking meme pizza makes me fat I don't want to be thin
I am fat though desu
>>528961460I don't want it
>>528961576Don't you dare
>>528960894I will goon on your behalf
>>528961576I need Pyros for the Anniversary.
>>528961546I have no dog in this fight but I'm not in a happy mood so I'll goo this one for that guy
How does /bag/ feel about Alice and her tight pussy grip?
>>528961975It must be like heaven, cheers for sharing
>>528961975Getting stuck in her and calling Yuuka for help
>>528961975I don't think you can post that, I'm not sure
>>528961975That's where her on and off switch is at.
Alice turns on, Alice turns off. Alice turns on, Alice turns off. Alice turns on, Alice turns off. Alice turns on, Alice turns off.
>>528961975Could you imagine if she forced us to kneel then waved around the brush with her pussy lips to write "Property of Aris" on our forehead like it was a dick and made us eat her out while Yuzu watches in the locker?
>>528962282alice had no reason to wear a garterbelt along with her maid outfit
>>528961460is she really freaky about the size of the d-d-dick?
>>528961975thanks for killing the thread
Character Prompt
>Kei (Blue Archive)
>millennium cheerleader outfit (blue archive)
Descriptors
>oppai loli
>huge breasts
>breast veins
>inverted nipples
>disgusted
>angry
>frustrated
>serious
>annoyed
>plump
>curvy
>fat rolls
>cellulite
>stretch marks
>thick thighs
>skindentation
>very sweaty
>odor clouds
Action
>standing paizuri
>tongue licking with the tip of the penis
>saliva
>drool
>precum
remember, it's alice hours
alice sex hours
not key sex
I don't know about you guys but I want Aris to rub her naked body on mine like she was a sponge trying to wash a plate
>>528961975very impressive
>remember, it's alice hours
you mean it's SEA hours?
It's arisu
and she deserves sex
Aris prone bone
Yuzu watching from the locker
>>528962897correct, thats why full of l*licon
RIO HELP
ALICE HOURS IS HERE
>>528962783Alice love hours, not Alice sex hours
Great, now I have to jerk off to Aris and Mari is upset with me.
Viva artificial pussy
Viva artificial boobs
>try the horse game after /bag/ insisted
>see the names of the girls
>Bubble Gum Fellow
>El Condor Pasa
>Matikanetannhauser
>Narita Top Road
>Mihono Bourbon
>T.M. Opera O
this shit was ai generated?
no exposed privates so this should be safe
still plenty erotic
>>528963324>tfw my baggot friend got bored of BA and is trying the horse gacha nowhow fucked up
Nexon should hire Mikozin
>>528963324that's just japanese engrish names in action
>>528958560they removed the Mx2J color
gotta grind stories. do missions until 18
i need 18k more pyros..
>>528963058is it because their dicks are small or are they just that broken and sad?
>>528958560>chibi stays the same height despite changing shoes that'd make her a slightly taller
>>528963452Yes /bag/ insisted numerous times.
/bag/ literally posted in every thread for the last week
>X days until Uma Musume release
>>528963635ooooooooooooooooooooo
when are they getting their summer event
>>528963452It insist upon itself, anon
>>528963842Next year with summer C&C.
alice hours are now banned
>Uma Musume had a huge civil war
>Global and JP anons fighting over control of the general
>after 747 threads the general split up
>JP will start from thread 1
>Global will also start from thread 1
>Global is composed of refugee FGOfags (that's why is named Uma Alter)
Why /bag/ never split up into JP Bag general and NA Bag general?
>>528964279we did. it's supposed to be over at >>>/vmg/
be respectful towards each other
>>528964279Because both were released in less than a year unlike those games with years of gap
>>528963324I watched the Kentucky Derby last year or 2 ago and there was a horse named Battle of Midway. They got some outlandish names
>>528963842not for a while unfortunately, we are getting mecha Alice now
>>528964473technology is kivotos is so fucking dumb. they cant make a ship to go to the ark but now they can make mecha alice
>>528964279because we're chill when it comes to Japs, despite them being dirty pedophilles Ibuki posters
>>528964279we do have a split just not jp/en
>>528964116I will be the reason she has to give birth on the battlefield
>>528964279we hate traitor here
>>528964279We had the Project KV drama and the kv/bat/
>>528965090>posts a trinity student
>>528965147>phone posterdivide with SEA
>>528965090>posts one who defected into arius
weird but also good picture
>>528965139That never happened though
what the fuck are you guys even going on about
the circlejerk will never end...
>>528965464that's why we need flags or IDs
>alice hours already over
it was fun while it lasted
go back to whatever schizoposting you're doing, i'm going to bed
>>528964279Because we aren't full of fags.
And once the honeymoon period ended, both threads will be slow as shit anyway. Same as GFL and GFL2.
>>528965636kayocuckyou posters can go you are all redditor anyway
Has Akinator always been this retarded?
He was wrong 5 times in a row from various characters.
I don't even know who this is.
>>528965770Nah, because bluefes is in less than 2 weeks and especially if you're low on pyros. Just buy the selector
>>528965614I would never answer to filipinos or indians like you if I could see your flag
not hating either, it's just that shitposters would stop their bullshit if they were getting no (You)s
then they usually post their c***y shit as a last resolve to get attention
>>528965968fuck off to reddit
>>528964279Their gap is like 3 fucking years. We got 6 months and there are plans to accelerate that theyโll probably do more after bluefes.
>>528963842>inb4 the vol 6 protags get their swimsuits before the gamers
>>528966240Are they still slow?
>>528954410do you look like mari??
can i see your penis?
>>528965968>censoring your words in chinese filipino mongolian trading basketweaving forumretarded gen Z faggot
>>528966319Unlike us they will accelerate in a breakneck speed though.
Meanwhile there are like maybe 2-3 weeks they can reasonably skip/merge after the 4th bluefes.
>>528966456of course is everyone coming back here now so you have
>>528965968trying to shit up thread
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
I was just drifting in and out of sleep, you know, that fuzzy half-awake state, when something caught my eye. At first I thought it was just a trick of the light, but there, in the corner of the room, a dark shape stood totally still. It looked sort of human, but I couldnโt make out any features, just a blurry outline that gave me the creeps.
My heart skipped a beat, and I blinked a few times, hoping it would go away. When I opened my eyes again, I swear it was staring right back at me. I tried to tell myself it was nothing, just my brain playing games, but my skin was crawling.
I blinked a final time and the shape was gone. The corner was empty and quiet, like nothing had ever been there. Was it real, or did I imagine the whole thing?
>>528964279because global is 5 months behind or so and not 2 years like some other games
>>528966738alice truly is daughtercore
no sex involved
>>528965960whats a selector
Did you buy Alice a Nintendo Switch 2, /bag/?
>>528961308No pizza, only burger
>>528967009> Buy the switch 2 to play 2 games
>>528966747https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
>>528967009>I could buy Rio, Neru and S.Hanakoor
>I could buy a Switch 2Which is more worth it?
Well technically the monkeypaw was mentioned symbolically
>>528967228Alice's smile is priceless
>>528967009When the next Xenoblade is announced sure.
>>528964279because we are civilized gentleman
this also happened with the fire emblem general which ended up merging after the split because all the schizos drove everyone interested in dicsussion away, now it is a bot cesspool
>>528967308nice going snitch
>>528967009I'd rather buy a PC
Why the fuck would anyone play a horse girl racing gacha?
Just install Need For Speed or any racing games wtf.
>>528967794Need for Speed Underground 2
>>528967794Fuck you, I want to play Most Wanted now
>>528967794should've told the japs about that
now they have a 4 year old game
>>528967853The OST was good. Still one of my favorites
>>528967794For me it's burnout, you got no taste SEA gookako
>>528954208Reading literature.
I hope none of the Highlander students read Blood Meridian
>>528967794I can't speak for anyone else but I greatly enjoyed all the seasons of the Uma Musume anime.
Genuinely good anime sports with tons of soul.
It's what I wish the BA anime was.
That said, I tried the Uma gacha and I can't say I will stick around.
The game takes too much time.
Yesterday on day 1, I spend SEVEN hours just doing the basic chores that get you started into the basics of the game.
And today I spent THREE hours just doing my daily missions.
>>528954208I like watching history videos about old civilizations on YouTube
>>528968326Congrats, you've finally experience the Cygames experience.
>>528968326is this blue archive
>>528968326Did you at least have fun in those 10 hours
>>528968567Blue archive is a 10 minute a day game. Don't tell me you actually grind in this kusoge...
>>528968326ever since i experienced the GBF scams i promised myself i would never touch anything related to cygames and made me lose hope for japanese media in general
fool me once shame on you
fool me twice shame on me
I love Karin so much /bag/ I can't hide it anymore
>>528968632it's impossible to grind Blue Archive anyway, he's just shitposting.
>>528964279There are actually two BA threads
We just can't talk about the other one openly
>>528968774kek reisa is such a dweeb
>>528968881>/v/>/vmg/>/trash/which one
>>528968786> Doesn't post herYou don't love her.
>>528968962The forgotten or forbidden one
>>528969010I'll post her for him
>>528968962>he'd sooner acknowledge /trash/ as a BA thread than the other tab Hmmm
>>528969010Your reverse psychology doesn't work on me, I'll post her whenever I feel to
>>528969220HOLY CRAP! PLEASE POST MORE CHIBI PORN
Bananazoos is an urban legend, she's not real
>>528968632ok so go discuss your shit other game in its general
Yeah chibi sex
>AI slop
___KYS___
>>528969475>Kiss your sister Which student is my sister?
>>528969475Go make some chibi porn and post it here instead of complaining about it
>>528968598Kinda.
The VN aspects of the game are very good, the girls are really cute, I enjoy their interactions and I like the overall feeling of the game.
I also enjoy (to an extent) the spreadsheet/gameplay side of the game, I have played several growth simulators in the past, so is that I dislike the genre.
The main issue is how "slow" everything feels after the first 3 or 4 hours.
The main idea is making your Horse Girl stronger so she can compete in bigger races and win tournaments.
But everything that actually makes your girl stronger is either timelocked and needs TONS of grind, or is paywalled.
By the end of the first day my horses were losing non-stop, acting depressed and sad about it.
Obviously I wish they could win, but the only way that I could help them win was whaling and the prices are really fucking expensive.
Today on the second day, the horses again were depressed after losing again and basically begging me to whale so they finally win.
This game is really into using psychological manipulation in a very open and shameless way.
Losing makes the girls feel miserable and bitter, so you feel compelled to whale and make them feel happy again.
It's like it's trying to trigger your provider or fatherly instincts.
I don't know if this is why the japanese we're spending so much money when the game released, literally the only way to make your horses happy is by opening the wallet to help them win.
>>528969778My hats off to the devs, I can respect a potent grift.
>he's using ChatGPT again for his wall of text
Fox and cat enjoyers > mlpfags
>>528969778That's fucking hilarious honestly, super scummy but I can see it working on a lot of people.
Do we know who drew her swimsuit sprite?
sharing ear buds with kayoko on the bus ride back home while leaning on each other
Hey /bag/ any cure for early bald?
https://youtu.be/s7T7q1MrAG4
>>528970409Hair plugging or hair transplant.
Or just embrace it.
>>528970409Hey nonny, any talk about video games?
>>528970409accept your fate.
Sensei, may i have a moment??
you're balding because saosao shot you
Hoshino should sleep with me
>>528970096>>528970232The game relies so much on psychological manipulation and paywalls that is making me feel grateful that Blue Archive is not like that.
Don't get me wrong I think that all gacha games are scummy in one way or the other and I wish BA wasn't one, but the horses made me realize how bad things could potentially be.
It's weird seeing how shameless and greedy the japanese gachas are compared to korean and chinese ones, and is even more concerning that the japanese playerbase eat it up without complaining.
>>528970409Start working out and get swole. Squats and oats. Bitches love a muscular man who's bald.
Lmao jk you're fucked.
>>528970237Gulim, nemuga. Flip a coin.
According to most Kivotos students. Fat and bald middle aged teacher is sexy and irresistible.
>>528970409Firestartermaxx
>>528970961Most gachas have a shop character that players joke about being greedy/jewish, but it's (mostly) a joke, uma sounds like real bullshit in comparison.
>>528969778Reminder that Cygames locked a character behind singing up for a credit card before gacha laws started being made to stop their retarded shit.
>>528971286>locked a character behind singing up for a credit cardlmao waht
>>528971449I don't remember the details it was back in 2015/16 I believe
>>528971286remember that cygames literally lied about gacha rates and got away with it
remember that cygames has scammed their playerbase so many times that most of the quality of life stuff we have in modern gachas are a product of their scummy practices
>properly displaying gacha rates>spark systems>limits on stamina refreshes
>Your studentWife
>Will you watch the third season of Squid Game?
>>528946473 (OP)Jumbaya didn't tell me she had a cute sister
>>528971449iirc it was Light Zoi?
>>528972104how the fuck did it get greenlit for a third season
>>528972129Rabu is not her sister
>>528972104I didn't even watch the first two.
>>528971995Michiru's tail smells nicer.
>>528967009"mascots" can't buy consoles soooooo
>>528972223Hopefully never.
>>528972348She annoys the fuck out of me.
>>528972257Michiru stinks and has a stupid voice
>>528972463She doesn't even have a tail.
>>528972493Michiru smells lovely and has an erotic voice.
>>528966630Through 3 years of content? Didnโt that literally kill the madoka gacha? Blue Archive at 6 months is already passable for me, I put up with FGOโs 2 years for a while.
>>528972493You take that back she has the Essexiest voice.
>>528972680If they keep that 4 years gap, then this shit would die faster than Priconne.
Clairvoyance is a joke.
>>528972463But there has been enough Kikyouposting these last few days.
>>528968786Post your bond 100 Karin
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>>528973006your bond 100 Karin
>>528973006your bond 100 Karin
mKots
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How important is it for a kot to have a tail? And if she has two, does that give her any special advantage?
>>528973140It means she is a cat who got old enough to transform into a youkai.
>>528973140She can wrap her tails around your waist or arm for maximum gosling points.
Fuck JFD I have barely have energy to go through it they should make it so that you only need to clear it once in order to sweep so I donโt have to be subjected to slop gameplay
>>528973140Best cat doesn't even have one
natsu
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Thoughts on this artist's illustrations?
https://x.com/_natsu_uni/media
>>528973140Animal girls without tails are a disgrace
>>528973826I think I love Ibuki
It's so fucking over if they don't get the steam release before the 100 free pulls
Wanting more animal characteristics is getting into dangerously cheesy territory.
/bag/, why do you give Kazusa crap for not having a tail, but still call Serika the best cat... even though she doesnโt have one either?
>>528974410Serika literally has twin tails
>>528974392where? there's no space
>>528974609Speaking of tailess harlots.
>>528974410Serika spread her ass checks for me, flat phalug bullied Reisa
>>528974410I've never called Serika best cat. As the matter of fact she's shit cat, who's useless and smells like Chinese gutter oil.
>>528974410Most people don't even remember Serika exists.
Best cat has TWO tails! That's as many as two cakes, and that's terrific!
IM GONNA SPIT FIRE ALL OVER THIS THREAD
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>>528973826too cute, can't zerk off to them
>concept art for Misaki's momolobby has a revolver in her hand
Were we robbed or would that be going a bit too hard?
Y'all niggas don't even smoke zoos
>>528972701Essex mentioned
>>528975226> Revolver in hand even though handgun is fucking uselessThey did the right thing cause the alternative is just too dumb for Kivotos.
>>528975278I stopped doing weed. Mental health improved within a week.
>>528973826Isnโt that the artist who posted some R18 illustrations of Ibuki a while back? Their style is way too cute for that kind of stuff.
>>528975427Yeah most of the /bat/ters came back and finally 375 is reachable
>>528975041I would let her rape me.
Claim your wife before image eos or else
>>528975641I claim ur wife a shit lamo
>>528970409apply aloe vera cream on your head before sleep
>>528975837My wife is taking Ibuki with her
58757
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>/bat/-subhumans
Stay in your hole along with your Vtumor boyfriend.
kots
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>>528972463>swimsuitlet>superior
>/bat/
rolling for yellow id!!
omg i love avatarfagging so much!!
>>528976032Is Serikas really a positive though? Fucking hate that sprite pose.
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Can we have a WakaThread?
I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!
Bing inside your students raw, bag
>>528976317no
next thread will be another Junko thread
there wasn't nearly enough Junko images in this thread
Do a thread for an unpopular student next
>>528974347that ear twitch is really satisfying to watch for some reason.
>>528976497Dark Ages sucks
I really need to sniff Ui.
>>528954202I have Kayoko
So this is what awaits me huh.
Just got Akagi too and T! Hasumi.
>>528954208Painting cars digitally
(Assetto Corsa)
>>528957324Boring, enough w the supermodel diets
>>528964279Because the gap with Uma is 4 years, and this is likely going to get global killed. BA is a 6 month divide that is going down to 3 months. Everything new to global is still fresh in the minds of JP.
>>528976039You forgot to roll for rape shields
*raped you*
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