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FUJOS LOST BIGLY

>>528984783
won*

What's on your mind?

Phaidei sniffing & licking art incoming

lygus won so hard

>>528984669
Imagine Mydei stretching Castorice's pussy with his big greek cock

Fuck Airen aka castordeitroon

>>528984835
the fact that Aglaea groomed Phainon
Cyrene is clearly fucking with Phainon
Lygus probably raped Phainon
And now Phainon rapes Mydei

bad influences bad bad influences

Hotaru Rabu

My girlfriend is so cute

*Sniffs your kremnoan balls*

>>528984873
Mydei is the gayest, zestiest motherfucker on Amphoreus. Even more than Phainon.

Explain Firefly's connection to Kiana.

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

>>528984954
fuck off stelle

Can I get one cum jar that tastes like Kremnos please?

>>528984932
Truly the classic greek experience

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO FUCK CLARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>528984891
>i hate phaidei&myphai sm, feel free to block me and get out
no wonder xhe’s melting down every thread

>>528984997
there is none honkai is just heavily inspired by mecha

Made for oneesan's

>>528984954
I wanna suck it...
https://files.catbox.moe/6ry0wf.png

>>528984932
>The cycle of rape begets more cycles of rape
Shaoji you fucking devil you

>>528985061

>>528984840
How does Mydei smell like

https://files.catbox.moe/srj2lx.mp4

>>528985156
Baked goods, pomagranite and I dunno, sweat.

Phainon and Mydei: I’M A MAN AND I WANNA CRAM ANOTHER MANS UNWASHED PISSY HAIRY CHODE DOWN MY GULLET AND GARGLE HIS LUKEWARM GLOOPY SEMEN

>>528985156
Man musk

>>528984997
She's not

I never stopped to think about it

but why IS Clara barefoot anyways

Kremnoans are the blacks of okhema

Clara Procreation Society

>>528985387
Well then "Snowy" loved his big BLACK Kremnoan BVLL then

Why does Phainon know what Kremnos tastes like????

>>528984835
madame herta jobbed bigly

>>528985435
He tasted it directly from the main source

>>528985435
We all know the answer sis

>>528985435
All that sex with Mydei anon.

>>528985435
Didnt you watch Mydei's keeping up video? He tasted it himself

>>528985435
Because they actually do talk about Kremnos foods all the time.

>>528985387
Das rite

>>528985530
do you think Mydei bakes treats for Phainon behind his back?

Despite being a grown man, Phainon still gets dressed by his mother

>>528985624
Zero aura fr fr no cap

>>528985624
He’s a literal manchild forced to grow up and become a hero

Who's POV?

>>528985607
It's canon Mydei cooks and bakes for all the heirs (but cooks shit food for Phainon when he is mad at him)

>>528985726
Stelle

>>528985624
He can't be late for that date with Mydeimos!

>>528985607
Mydei bakes for everyone else. Phainon pisses him off so he gets special meals make for that taste awful. They mention that in Tribbies interview I think.

Im starting to feel bad for the cuck schizo who can he even possibly cuckpost Cyrene with now?

>>528985781
Cyrene is for the streets, so she's perfect for him.

>>528985726
Trinnon, Castorice, Stelle or Phainon
take your pick

>>528985726

>>528985772
It's on his I've written.
In Tribbie's it said he wanted to make apple tarts for the heirs

>>528985624
Phainon has zero fashion sense and needs to be dressed by his mom.

>>528985781
He keeps moving the goalpost for dear life, kek
>animated pv for sure!
it’s nothing
>3.4 msq for sure!
it’s nothing and outright kills phairene

>>528985987
snowy has it quite rough tonight

Sorry but it doesn't make sense for TB to fall in love with anyone from Amphoreus. Penacony it made sense for love to bloom during a vacation-gone-bad arc, but here Stelle just seems off the mark if she's busy chasing dick while everyone's dying like flies (simulation or no)

>>528985916
Oh right. I knew it was one of those. Phainon is a stupid fucker who can't keep his mouth shut so he deserves it. He probably is just happy he gets a special meal from Mydei even if it tastes like shit.

Who won?

>>528986079
>meanwhile Daniel Hung is fighting for his life (and anus) against the Flame Raper

man

>>528986079
Stellel's a ho

>>528986079
>Stelle just seems off the mark if she's busy chasing dick
Really?

>>528986151
Right now it’s
Phaidei: 3
Phaistelle: 2
Phainaxa: 0
Phairene: 0

>>528986079
stelle only loves opal

>>528986270
>Phainaxa
that green fuck is too busy plowing his blonde bimbo in Hades or whatever Castorice's realm is called

>>528986165
Dan lost anon.

>>528986165
He lost and died

>>528985872
h-hot

>>528986397
Tribbie would not fucking say that

I need sniffing Phainon art

>>528986165
don't worry, dannie is gonna be hit with the splurt splurt special

Let him rest already

FVARKKKKK LOOK AT MY HERO, THATS ME BTW (STRAIGHT MAN). THAT IS STELLE’S HUSBAND

>>528986554
not until he provides me 50 tarts covered in his sweat, blood, tears and semen

Hyacine rape

>>528986554
*LICKS*

>>528986554
*snifffffffffff*

>>528986572
ZAMN
STELLE’S DADDY LOOKS LIKE THAT????
KITTEN IS GONNA CUM

>>528986641
>t. Phainon

This is the gayest thread of all time

so how do we save nous?

>>528986554
>>528986773
>>528986789
PhaiLORD EMASCULATED Kremnoan warriors

I took a walk: Did Stelle's 600lbs troon win Shitnon bowl (that nobody is even trying to fight for except xer), or is that creature shitting up this thread just because once more?

>>528986856
something something power of Trailblaze.

>>528986828
Well it's a Phainon thread

>>528986828
unfortunately we have to sit back and /wait/ for the fujos and yumes to fuck off

next thread will be better

>>528986856
Too late. His fault for picking such shitty emanators

>>528986887
Shitnon is for Stelle, yes

>>528986863
>canonically chokes himself on kremonoans big fat hairy chode

>>528986887
Fagnon got on women magazine like sigger last year. Except he sucks off Mydei there too, but tranny ignores that part.

Either way... Notice how fujo spam stops when this tranny starts spamming? How... convenient.

>>528984840
Why is Phainon such a bigot?

>>528987104
Nicole does be a bipolar latinigger like that

>>528987104
something feels off
like someone's /watch/ing us

>>528986985
Cool. Take him and kill yourself. Nobody cares.

thread's so gay no one will notice i love my tingyun

I don't care.
I never liked Phainon anyway.
Can't wait for 4.x.
At least Elio won't betray me like Phainon did.

>>528984997
These are just mecha references keep your dyke away from my wife

>>528987104
Dont associate us with yumes please

>>528987104
One of the fujos here, I just don't always post my fujo shit anon. Sometimes I talk about other things, plus it annoys people if posted too much. Have some Phaidei though if you want it.

>literally has to kill itself if it gets one "calculation" wrong
lmao nice supercomputer retard society

Bronya RABU!

Hyacine marriage

>>528987104
>they have exact same spamming patter too
>they also use same insults to those telling them to fuck off
Yup. All just funny coincidence. Totally not samefag schizo playing two sides or anything like that.

>>528987328
too skinny

>phainon wormed mydei's magazine
>but mydei is sensible enough to not worm up his
We need to kill Phainon for tarnishing Mydei

Elio's huge shota cock...

>>528987310
The Path of JOBBING

>150k likes
Phainon has to whore himself out on okheman onlyfans for money

>>528987414
funny how fujopags think they won when mydei says NOTHING about phainon in his magazine

If you are a yume and you pull for Phainon you're unironicaly a cuck, he's way too ambiguous
Atleast with Firefly you know shes exclusive to the TB, he seems way too invested in Mydei for a normal male/male relationship
Unless this is a SW situation and Mydei tells Stelle "Please Fuck Phainon" next patch

>>528987104
I pray for Scampo schizos next year. They are getting this troon next lmao

>>528987456
>meanwhile hyacute has no followers
this truly is
the homo planet

>>528987414
He is desperate

>>528987456
more followers than Hyacine btw

/ss/ is king.

>>528987559
Who cares, we are adding another freaky fetish for Phainon

why did he kill the game?

>>528987579
>my nigga scampo is so FUCKED
game over man

i wish I could have a sparkle gf irl I could dote on...

>>528987559
Yes, that is their relationship. Phainon the pathetic simp, Mydei who just wants to live a comfy life. This is a lot of the appeal.

>>528987579
Scampo schizos give no fuck. They are too deep in their shitposting, main one is too busy gooning to his SW folder, to care.
I can only see fujo one fighting with this creature, but Scampo fujo is a tourist as it wasn't among original Scampo schizos who were here since 1.0.

>>528987310
Nous is a retard. He lets his his emanator dr primitive run free destroying worlds in the name of science

My handsome, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, breedable, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, sexy, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, virtuous, noble-hearted, well-spoken, quick-witted, deep, philosophical, fearless, affectionate, expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, radiant, radiant-spirited, soulful, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, down-to-earth, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, respectful-minded, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful-souled, imaginative-hearted, protective, noble-minded, confident-souled, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable glorious King Artoria Pendragon!

>>528985308
>but why IS Clara barefoot anyways
autism

socks and shoes probably feel weird to her

So do we have an list of weird shit Phainon is into or not?

For me, it's Stelle x Elio oneeshota

>>528987586
Doesn't TB follow her?
>

>>528987760
I didn't vote for her

>>528985308
>but why IS Clara barefoot anyways
Just her character design. There's no deeper reason. Someone liked the image of her walking barefoot through the snow.

>>528987579
Scampo/Aha are my ships with Stelle and I know I am fucked.

>>528987579
Scampo schizo will be too busy gooning to Brickle feet and getting bitcoin fucked while running away from joons to pay attention to anything going on in these threads beyond his shitposting

>>528987760
Liz love!!!

>>528987760
I voted for her

>>528987736
Phainon doesn't talk about Mydei in his magazine ether.

>>528987760
best post ITT

>>528975709
Did these people actually play the game? Because the game wasn't shy at forcing you to play these floating onaholes.

>>528984647 (OP)
Guys important question: is it true that Firefly gives the best head in HSR? I got this information from a dream and need to verify!

>>528987760
I miss Caster...

FUCK COLLABS AS A CONCEPT

collab when?

>>528987760
All hail the king!

we love collabs here

>grooming victim grows up into a groomer
Like pottery

YIPPEE
I CAN'T WAIT FOR PHAINON TO INTRODUCE HYSILENS TO US!!!!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WHIP OUT MY CHAIR FOR THAT EXCITING OCCASION

>>528987675
reminder that amphoreus wouldn't have flopped or be skipped if it had shota

the fact that holy grail wars can happen at all in the honkai universe means that essentially every fate servant is canon due to how the throne works

>>528988000
>taste of Kremnos

>>528987579
All I know is that I'll forever laugh at Smelle troon if 5* Scampo has zero (You) pandering after it keeps claiming that he is unambiguously for them.

>>528987760
Everything for my beloved Artoria

>>528988038
I dunno about that...

>>528988128
If you were in a simulation for 30 million times you would fuck all the female NPCs too

>>528988182
The shitposting will be glorious

Slurping the same slop because you slurped it a decade or two ago isn't a personality.

>>528987747
Nous' emanators are probably doing a better job than Destruction at destroying shit. Hell Irontomb's existence and method of destruction is entirely from both Ruberts

>>528988281
does he know?

Fate collab save phaiflop.

>>528988182
>mfw SP Sparkle and Aha-mpo start going at it like rabbits

Mydei has always been the lesser gay person of the relationship. I will now remind you that he hasn’t talked about him once since leaving while Phainon talked about him every patch. I will also mention that Phainon wrote this in Mydei’s magazine but Mydei dare not do the same. How does anyone believe it is mutual at this point?

>>528988170
How would Saber feel about Stelle once she notices that her voice sounds familiar?

Firefly is my most vertically stacked character and also my only double-pull but I've never had any dreams about her. The only Star Rails that have appeared in my dreams are Black Swan, Aglaea and Jade.

>>528988380
We have known Mydeimos is a rape victim

Post THAT, you know the one.

>>528988385
I bet she'd blame merlin for some trickery

>>528988457
no thanks

>>528988380
They are two different types of faggotry, Phainon is a porn addict and Mydei is more sentimental which is why he gave him his last words and promised to find him in the next life

>>528988457
it has been a while
but if you say so...

>>528988457

>>528988182
This. I normally wouldn't care for this, but due to how annoying this troon is; if I see scammer acting in the same way as he always does with TB (treating you as monkey he payed to perform), I'll never let this troon live it down.

I regret picking stelle

>>528988457

I don't regret picking smelle

>>528988457
>

>>528988457

>>528988457

Mydei will tell Stelle to Fuck Phainon so that he stops stalking him

>>528988457

>>528987760
I love Artoria forever!

>>528988048
We all miss her, buddy.

>>528988457
ogey

>>528988513
>>528988639
Fuark

>>528988457

>>528988457

>>528988457

>>528988760
Finally some good fucking food

>>528986165
>Throw bath water at the Ripper
How did this ding dong even survive

>>528988797

Sparkle will be the you pandering next planet

>>528988948
Good

>>528988921
that's the fun part...

>>528988873
What am I looking at

It's a date, Mydeimos.

I’m a gay transracial alien

>>528988457
Sure, here you go bwo

stand back trailblazer, I'm gonna WORM

>>528988948
Boring. Shes used goods, the town bike. She does her job best as a prostitute cocktease. Never for (you) because you can have her anytime.

>>528989139
she's a khhv but pretends not to be

>>528988175
They are literally talking about a snack.

>>528988182
>Hoyo gives date video like with Firefly
>it's a date of them going to amusement park like in le dream
>riding in an innocent manner and all
>pov ends and it show TB
>it's Caelus instead of Stelle
>yfw

5 more days

I’m a straight man pulling for Phainon and your gay headcanons won’t stop me

Phainon&Mydei: we are heterosexual men with wives

>>528988921
Bodies are made up of primarily water. He water bends it out of your blood and kills you violently.
Strongest member of the ae as of now

Preload on Monday
>MSQ lines count
>Phainon dialogues
>text map and CGs datamine

>>528988940
Man...

elation is literaly the path of sluts
you cant make them heroines

>>528989327
Just you wait

>>528988291
Yeah this is what makes no sense kek. How is Dr Primitive not a emanator of destruction? Theres probably copes just saying he's performing horrific experiments in the name of research! But he is literally populations on planets and regressing them into monkeys which regresses their intelligence. Which is kinda what irontomb's goal is to destroy nous so that they can destroy and create chaos and the spread of misinformation. Tldr is that hoyo will just cope and say he's unchecked intellectualism which is just meh some loreGOD could probably explain this better than me sorry anon.

>>528989295
>>528989368
BASED BASED BASED

>>528988457

For me it's Hanabi

>>528989294
Same

at times like these
I only wonder what Himeko is up to

Uoooh Shotanon

>>528989248
Canon

>>528988457
Well, since you asked

>>528989474
paglus is for scampo

They should sell shota forms as skins

>>528989391
Hes a genius for his research on evolution. His intellect has told him that eugenics is the way forward because society at large is not worthy to live as they are apes.

>>528989371
you can take a whore out of the streets but you cant take the streets out of a whore

Reminder that Kakaurine and Juan did not need to tease fujobait in their interviews to sell

>>528989294
No straight man has to say he’s straight for validation

>>528989248
Only if Scampo lives up to its name turns into a woman

>>528989594
Are these two the youngest Heirs?

>>528989649
I skimmed his CHRYSOS bit, Phainon didn't even mention Mydei did he?

>>528989649
Sorry, but people nowadays headcanon you as gay a lot so we gotta state this out y’know, people think everything is gay.

>>528989750
Should be those two and Hyacine, yes.
Castorice gets included with them but she is a hag pretending to be young

>>528989780
Shh. That breaks the narrative

>>528989248
Caelus is erotic unlike Stelle that has 0 sex appeal and looks like troonsbian self-insert. It's only natural that everyone is for Caelus instead desu

HomoSexual Railing

>>528989928
ZAMNN THAT NIGGA ZESTY

>>528989780
>>528989869
Chrysos interview =/= Anan interview RETARDS
Those are real magazine spreads with character interviews people pay for, not the fake heirs shit

>>528989780
No but he mentioned knowing the taste of Kremnos and that and the shota pics is what people are mostly talking about lmao

>>528989928
Why are you a faggot pag attracted to men.
We all love smelle here. Shes a cute dork

>>528989985
Okay so, did he fujobait in his ANAN interview?

MORE LIKE MYGAYMOS!

Another Godnon x Shotadei art just dropped

cameraman and anal worm general

>>528989750
they'd sell so much

Phainon loves Stelle and her tranny body

>>528990107
The interview is not out we just know Mydei will be a topic from the preview.

>>528989462
shotanon bought slutty revealing clothes to flash his youthful body to everyone in the bathhouse

>>528989459
Himeko is no longer with us. She has fused with the leather couch of the express. Pompom brings her coffee which seems to disappear but not one has ever seen her move. She is gone

I bet mydei fucks like a beast

>>528989462
>Lygus saw this and decided he was perfect for grooming
Based Diddygus

I read Phainons interview and he doesnt mention Mydei once lol. Whats with all the shitposting?

I’m just saying, I’m just pointing out… that Aventurine did not need to mention Ratio once in his ANAN interview. I’m just nyoticing. I’m just pointing this out. They didn’t have to advertise him talking about Ratio for his interview. Yet they had to mention Phainon’s fight with Mydei….

Stelle is the least attractive Hoyo protagonist with her flat ass, granny panties, troll physique and her general unhygienic look. Even yumes find it hard to self insert into her, unlike Lumine.

>>528990251
Phainon...

firefly? for stelle
castorice? for smelle
hyacine? for stelle
pagnon? for paglus!

>>528990251
Yeah

Belle and Lumine are stacies
Stelle is a femcel

>>528984835
I'm looking forwards towards the skip button, I will never listen to Paimons "heroic" yapping ever again and just get straight to the plot, wich I assume will only be the last 3 minutes like the last couple of patches.

>>528988182
What (You) pandering? He got BP with Brickle, was at Brickle's stream sucking her off hard (ruining the narrative of that troon that he hates her by saying he actually admires her a lot, just finds her annoying), keeps being glued to Brickle at her hip. Not to mention keeps hitting on women around him all the time and has weird dream in which he desires to be abused by Bronya.. He's shipshit if anything. I have no idea where did this thing even got an idea that this ML for them out of all male characters.
>but poster
>but dream
All of these are (You) lusting after his cock, not the other way around.

So this is the power of Phainon thread

>>528990354
I cant refute this. The logic is sound

>>528990289
he said tastes like kremnos and that is the only thing fujos took from away the entire interview

>>528989617
But anon he is literally known for committing heinous experiments. Which includes reducing the intelligence of the people there by turning all living live into their primitive state which includes that in lore bird people into ordinary birds and intellitrons into machines. On some level he's causing chaos, but it all in the name of science so its most likely not on Nanook's radar? Or is?? Isn't Nanook looking for double pathstrider???

>>528990484
>the only thing
False, there's also the sniffing

>>528990486
They were not smart enough to survive. He is culling the weak. Literal eugenics, deemed the penaconians a lost cause trapped in escapisim pleasure but (you) the tb happened to be there to stop him.

>>528990289
Fujos are being delusional as usual. It's nothing new.

Man imagine someone discussing lore or something about how the character they like and then there’s these fujo freaks screaming
>OMG HES SO GAY LOOK AT HOW GAY HE IS HAHAH GAY SEX!!!
No wonder yumes hate them so much

>"Umm Worms would sell millions if they were cute shotas instead of adult men"
No. You're just a pedophile.

Phainon: I just had sex with 1057 kremnoan men in a single day

I’m just observing. I’m just pointing this out. But they had to fujobait Phainon’s ANAN interview while they didn’t have to do that with other shilled males. I wonder what this implies about the appeal of Phainon’s character

>>528990251
Imagine

>>528989391
Probably same reason why Nanook doesn't care about the Annihilation Gang. He pursues Destruction for Destruction's sake and considers the chaos they cause for kicks to be of an impure variety.

If you don't want fujos talk about their one content why don't YOU talk about something else?

I think Mydei is more gayer than Phainon which is strange since Mydei looks like he could kill someone

>>528990668
MyRice.

>Smelle tard tries claiming Daniel
>March shipper and fujo jump on front row to defend Daniel
>Smelle tard tries claiming sigga
>Topig shipper, fujo and sigger schizo all jump on front row to save sigga by sacrificing Opal on alter
>Smelle tard tries claiming Scampo who does have (you) bait with them
>"NO IT WON'T" posting ensures
>Smelle tard tries claiming Phainon
>get congratulations for the wedding and get told to fuck off
AAAAAAAAA SAVE ME TOO FROM FEMPAG, YOU FAGGOTS! DON'T LEAVE ME!

>>528990668
I can’t tell who this is on the bottom

>>528990714
Are you implying gay people can't kill

>>528986856
Tell Droidhead to turn me into an Erudition unit by giving me a huge missile launcher robot hand first.

Why is our game so homocoded

>>528990486
But his ultimate goal is not to destroy though, but to let things evolve in a different direction. Lan's arrows kills numerous people including his own allies, yet he isn't destruction either. Collateral damage doesn't matter if the goal wasn't destruction.

>>528990740
Sorry, Phainon. Your fate is sealed. Shouldn't have called her the hero of your heart.

>>528990812
>why is our game so [HEADCANON]

Heh.
So thats it then, this is the peak of hsrg.
Grim.

Phainon is not a slut. He is PURE. Nobody in the game has called him a creep so far. Obnoxious fujos are making up shit and pushing their mentally ill hcs on normal people.

>>528990740
Someone has to take it for the team, and I realized that my nigga Opal is kind of too good for this creature. He doesn't deserve it. So, go Shitnon, go. She-ogre is all yours.

>>528990740
Too irrelevant
Literally every Phainon yume fantasy gets flooded by the Phaidei posting

>>528990786
Yeah, they spread aids everywhere.

>>528990812
Mydei is badass. Gotta get his e2 when he returns next patch

>himself
I thought Cerydra was a cute hebe

>>528990668
Source? Is this Stelle?

>>528990740
Relax. They will forget all about you by 2026. Then we will bring Opal from the closet again to save blue scammer next.

>>528990354
Stelle fuarking WON

>>528990015
Nahhh she got L rizz. Otherwise where's her man??

Stelle wonned

Based Opal taking one for the team. Now Sigga, Sugga, and Sapphire can be gay all they want

>>528990740
I won.

I’m an Indian man and I’m dating Stelle

>>528991110
Sunday is for (you) believe it or not.
Maybe if u didnt pick all the prick answers youd see it.

Phainon is gay due to trauma
Mydei is gay due to programming
They are not the same

YOU NEED SUNDAY

Here comes the trannies

>>528990354
stellegods stay winning

>>528990486
holy crappa

Argenti? For Idrila
Arlan? For Asta
Aventurine? For Topaz
Blade? For Kafka
Boothill? For me
Dan Heng? For March
Dr Ratio? For nobody
Gallagher? For Siobhan
Gepard? For Serval
Jiaoqiu? For watching Moze and Feixiao
Jing Yuan? For Fu Xuan
Luka? For Seele
Luocha? For Sushang
Misha? For Razalina's ghost
Moze? For Feixiao
Sampo? For being raped by Sparkle
Welt? For Tesla
Yanqing? For Yunli

>>528990740
>worst poster gets to claim the worst character in the whole game
I see nothing wrong with it. Congratulations on your wedding and fuck off indeed.

I honestly don't care for Aedes Elysiae, like at all

>>528990897
But phaideitroons lostered.

>>528990596
I rewatched the cutscene and Daniel said "The dozens of worlds he caught up in this experiment were mostly home to prosperous interstellar civilizations, but every single one of these planets was reduced to a regressed form of intelligence by the time he was done with them". So first of it says dozens. Irontombs affect will probably affect more than mere dozens of planets. But if we take dan's word he's should be dealing with real planets not just fodder level planets or maybe its like you said he's controlling the weak until they overrun the planet and its a wrap so to say. oh and thanks for the mini lore talk anon.
>>528990689
Well the Annihilation gang is actively trying to get Nanook's attention but fails. But yeah i agree its just not on the level that Nanook is asking for like dan said he's only dealing with dozens at most which isnt that much compared to lets say any of the Lord Ravagers most likely
>>528990815
Yeah i realized my mistake sorry. I was tunnel visioned on the idea of him being practically an evil scientist ruining planets. Well he is an evil scientist he's just pushing research to its most inhuman extremes. Its still under Nous's sphere rather than Nanook's.

>>528991198
>NEED HIM
you rang?

>>528990740
>/hsrg/ has same relationship with this yume cuck that /gig/ has with Aether pag
Somebody should meet these two paggys up. They'd make great couple.

>>528990689
>He pursues Destruction for Destruction's sake and considers the chaos they cause for kicks to be of an impure variety
Spraking of which, why does Nanook pick disgruntled pathstriders to be his Emanators?

>>528991187
it's not a prick answer to tell him that he's not welcome in the astral express

>>528991282
No one does, hence the skip button

Homogame

I DON'T CARE THAT CYRENE IS AN .exe PROGRAM LINE OF CODE I WILL TEACH HER THE POWER OF HUMAN LUST AND THE WILL TO LOVE AND DESIRE BY DOING 30 MILLION CYCLES OF UNSTOPPABLE BACK BREAKING SWEATY UNHINGED PRIMAL SEX SESSIONS WITH HER. March can join.

Good night, don't forget to sniff your kremnoan

>>528991282
>all that information about the village
>people hyperfocus on shota phainon and taste of kremnos
And just like Kevin, nobody but fujos care about Phainon.

Thank God woke is over. Society will finally be normal again

>>528991495
What better tool to cut down an aeon than their own weapons.

>>528990740
Don't forget
>tried claiming Domingo once
>but he was too incest coded for them in the end so they got self-filtered without anyone even trying to tell them to fuck off
Kek

Whose Chimeta is Cute Shot?

Stelle is the most attractive Hoyo protagonist with her flat ass, granny panties, troll physique and her general unhygienic look. Even yumes find it easy to self insert into her, more than Lumine.

>>528991617
Nah, those rats latched onto Sunday before his banner too but I guess his lobotomy nade him too boring

>>528991503
Hes welcomed, hes staying, he joined the crew.
Part thats cut off is "thanks for letting me join the express"

>>528991661
Phainon said this

>>528991540
>Dan Heng didn’t choose Smelle
Based

He really is just copying the Trailblazer...

>>528991529
At this point I find it funny nobody will even try to refute this. Fujos and shiptroons essentially own Phainon because he has nothing else left to give

>>528991282
>>528991529
What is there to be excited for? Castrum Kremnos is way more interesting than some random village that only exists to wank Shitlysia in a meta sense.

March if for (You)Stelle

>>528991693
>Has done fuck all since he joined
I wonder if the AE is cursed. The moment someone joins they become irrelevant story wise.

>>528991693
he's getting written off and will leave AE after he flopped. i'm guessing that a lot of players also told him that he's not welcome.

>>528991693
He's as much of a member as black swan is

>>528991896
Probably. Unless they are our designated caretaker they are afk on the train.

Phainon: If you give me one meal, I will let you coom inside my tight, pink bussy without protection

Rate my SW.

>>528991972
Black swan explicitly says she will get off in a few stops but wishes us to go to amphoreus.

He wishes to atone for his crimes by helping other worlds.

What an amazing thread. Best on /vg/, truly.

Not even Sigga faggotry was this bad last year. Dear fucking god Fagnon is such a dogshit character. Imagine if the discussion stays this way even after his shill patch

>>528992157
/hgg2d/ is better desu

>>528992101
Shit

>>528992157
Keep flipping if you want that paycheck. Less sass more work

>>528992257
Hmmm, nyoo!

>>528992157
I'm tired of trying to fight it senpai. These fempag hours are killing me.

>>528991896
It's kinda funny how joining the main faction makes you less relevant. Even TB gets sidelines constantly and they're (allegedly) the protagonist.

>>528992101
Eagle? If so great. If not, brick and pela is better

>>528992373
Yes, Eagle

>>528992157
Bitcoin status?

>>528992441
Flopped and slopped.
Eth is pumping howeverbeit

>>528992157
Fujos scared the lore bwos away

>>528991634
It's not one of the named chimeras in the chimera event. I think only Hyacine's chimera photographer was in the event albeit under a different name because it was a manager

https://youtu.be/EzxbTyZagac
Penacony won btw

>>528992339
yep, its why i dont want anyone i give a fuck about to join the ae. Fuck thaaat. get me off this shitty ride. Let me go home to my true family

Been farming Wind set for two months. Only 3 useable pieces.

Licking fanart is up

Analwormers won.

Never bake Phainon threads again

Just wondering: Do you think that rich Otto anon still plays this shit? You know, the one who would randomly add an anon to friend list and top them up with $100 pack? Just thought of him randomly is all.

>best friend randomly rude to me on our daily vc's
>tell him to please stop
>fast forward two weeks later
>he doesn't

ok, no more voice calls for now i guess. i really don't know why specifically voice chat made him say weird things bc in text he's fine. care about him and i like being with him, so it just sucks. anyways when is the new march 7th form being revealed? i don't care for amsloppeus

Wheres the image of pienon railing shotadei. I need it for a friend

>>528987760
Truer words have never been written

...

>>528992743
SEEEEX

>>528992157
You know it's bad when somehow even Fate schizos (redman and blueman) look functional compared to shitposters here.

>>528992784
anon, he forced them to e-suck his dick. he doesn't do it for free

It's Sigonian.

>>528992785
Your clingy and weird. You forced a guy into voice daily. Hes trying to get a break.
Stupid brickle

>>528992785
Tsundere

Clara love!

We love analworms here

>>528992785
>randomly rude to me
are you sure you're not just being an overly sensitive faggot?

>>528992743
Made for oneesan's

>>528992784
Didn't he just collect hebes? There hasn't been once since Yunli.

>>528992785
cute just give him a little break anon
>new march 7th
she should have info around 3.5 most likely! We still don't have much leaked info on Cerydra or Hysilens

>>528992938
i didn't force him, it just ended up happening since our schedules are light this summer and he's my best friend. also I'm NOT a brick you WILL roll for my c2r1

>>528992946
fuck you

>>528993040
it could be partially this, but there are too many times where it hasn't been that

Why is it called the ipc if they kill people.

I don't remember /hsrg/ being this bad when Mydei and Anaxa released.

Is Herta pridecoded

>character so devoid of an interesting personality that people project everything onto him, leading to extremely cancerous and delusional shippers
I only blame Phainon for being so shit that he enabled this for 6 months. If he could stand on his own without shiptroonery, it would just be shrugged off. But he literally has nothing but
>muh savior
>muh village

>>528993136
Isn't the pink Barbara one?

hehe I pee see

>>528993176
N-n-no.... m-madam herta i-i-is a p p peerlees gem.

I still think Belobog is the best planet since the only unit they HAD to shill to the players (unless they were a MEGA whale) was Seele while the rest of the cast were either standard units or 4 stars

>>528993191
Doesn't help that absolutely nobody gives a shit about that village and its dead inhabitants

If pagfujos are going to spaz out they should at least post their pussy as compensation.

Hook flopped

>>528993370
Nobody is going to post their bobs and vagene for you saar.

>>528993138
fuck. ceydra and hysawho are soooo boring, maybe ill roll seibah but idc abt any other characters releasing. and yeah that's the idea, just a break to refresh ourselves and our love

>>528993370

Clara>yunli

>>528992824
>Blue
Should've been gold would fit better

Sigonia IV > AIDS Elysia

>>528993191
>QQ troon and other hebe fags keep shitting up threads with unironic ERP and Asian tranny cosplayers spam
>Herta schizo needs no explaining
>Blade schizos are turbo autists who will have your entire log saved up and bring it up 2 years later
>Brickle schizos keep autistic spamming
>Scampo schizo who is also Brickle schizo keeps shitting up threads with porn spam
>let us not even go into pedo posters (Scampo schizo is there too of course, it's his "side-activity" after all)
>Elation shitposters in general are cancer
>sigger schizos still shit up threads by trying to be poor man's Cheld posters
>sales posters
>twitter screencap posters
>cross-posters
>yet you fags act like Phainon and his posters are the worst thing that ever graced these threads

>>528992785
they broke march 7th’s kneecaps to sell elysia so you should give up hope now

when she releases in 3.6, she’s going to be the world’s first bricked-on-release hsr damage dealer, thanks to being useless without cyrene

>>528993605
Sparkle won

I really really want to fuck Clara

My king...

>>528993605
Phainon got Shartay to his name, can't get any worse than that

>>528993636
no anon, it cant be true!! i dont wanna roll for not-elysia/kevin's onahole...

the only 3.x character i own is herta c0r1, and a tonnn of the previous cast bc i took a break after 3.0

>>528993605
>this much seething at Elation CHADS
Hello, G*rman.

>>528992028
This isn't nier, retard.

I havent gotten a single useable relic in a month

>>528993725

>>528993887
I got my entire Saber set this month (scholar and Salsotto), sucks to suck

>>528993887
me too... im so used to it i click on the trash icon out of habit instead of the lock when i actually got something i want to keep.

>>528993746
False flagger. The others I mentioned are unironic.

>>528993771
Truly hilarious. Very original. Will you now start shitting up these threads with you spazzing out about German food, or whatever? You have strange obsession with toilets and the idea of eating from them.

>>528993771
qrd on Germans and brickle?

>>528993605
You have to be really retarded to ever get exposed on 4chan.

>>528988797

>Castorice is a hp scaler
>Blade is a HP scaler
>Jingliu is now a hp scaler
>Saber is a hp scaler
That's 4 dps competing for the same spot. Why did they maake Jingliu cuck Blade?

>>528990354
Uhu

>>528994150
>Saber
Nigga?

What's next for Chrysos Heirs?

WANK ME UP(A A E O I U)
WANK ME UP(A A E O I U)

GOTTA WANK. ME. UP.

>>528994219
My ancestor

>>528994150
saber and phainon are ATK scalers and we're slowly moving away from the HP scaling meta, so those dps will be irrelevant around 3.6

>>528994093
Nta:
>anon posts screenshot of his modded game
>skin mods look like shit
>Scampo schizo appears and asks if anon is German perhaps
>he asks this because previously a certified German poster posted heavily skin modded game that looked like shit
>Brickle schizo then starts going on rants about Germans and their food comparing it to literal shit
>meanwhile Scampo schizo posted porn (Robin's pussy) and it got kekked
>he then was "testing" aka seeing if joons got him
>Phainon schizo then appears to bitch about Scampo schizo and his ban evading
>he also shits on Brickle schizo
>this all happens while Brickle poster was STILL ranting about Germans
>this prompts both Scampo and Brickle schizo to claim he must be German and they both bully that guy with anti-German jokes (such as saying he eats from toilet) while he seeths at them
>sigger schizo also joined in on bullying
>this breaks Phainon schizo so badly that he kept seething for 4 threads in a row about Scampo and Brickle schizo despite both not even posting at that point
>whenever anons tell him to fuck off he accuses them of being Scampo and Brickle schizo
>anons dub this schizo as G*rman schizo

>>528994247
Dotbrick and chess bitch will most likely be filler

>>528994426
I'll say this: Elation posters are in-character at least kek

>>528991162
What does he see in this fatso?

>>528994587
she eats but doesn't get fat, which is a sign of good genes, and something you'd want for the mother of your children

>>528994426
Lmao what the hell

AH

WEUUOOOUOOOOOEUOOOOOEUUUUUEOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>528993887
Roll better.
I built 140 speed, 80/220 Phainon in a week.

>>528994426
Sigger schizo (one of them--at least among oldest ones): I'M INNOCENT

Just come back and want to farm Phainon. Is wavestrider really his bis relic? 4set for just bonus atk% bonus is really meh.

if you like kiana but hate kevin,youre an hyphocrite
me?
i dontlike neither

>>528994949
Ook eek lah

>>528995004
sorry, i dont speak your language

>>528994426
>lewding Robin
I fully support Phainon schizo in his anti-elation crusade

>>528991793
amphoreus isn't beating the unoriginal allegations

>yuritroons who selfinsert as Stelle will get fucked by Phainon and hate every moment of it
>guys who picked Stelle because "she's my wife" will WATCH her getting fucked by Phainon.
Lmao Hoyo is based for that

I wanted to start on the date of the collab but got impatient, got Illya in my third discount multi on the tutorial banner, really happy about that.

No matter how hard they are shilling Phainon i am still not going to roll

>>528995069
Your "crusader" lost. Eternally mindbroken and seething. I think he even got janny'd.
Meanwhile, schizo posted even more porn and bitcoin getting fucked, and lived happily ever after.

>Poet set
>SPD boots
Every fucking time

Good morning. Did I miss anything important?

Can't wait for Dan 4!

>>528995318
better off starting now and get event rewards, although you don't have a lot of time, both are early unlocks after herta station but I could be wrong

>>528995410
no

this is how you deal with elation niggers

Elation schizos and sigger schizos are some of the meanest posters itts. I feel sorry for that Phainon bro who only wanted to tell them to fuck off and got jumped.

>>528995410
Shotanoni sex

am i supposed to care for phainon's dead npc parents

Phaiworm shilling broke my login streak

>>528995541
>this nigger is crying about certain posters being meanies as if they were his high school bullies

Are we excited?

>>528995541
We are literally some of the most handsomest and friendliest posters on this dead general. If not for us, you would be at page 10. You never have anything to talk about during dead patches. You resort to fujo spamming when we aren't present. We keep you alive. You should all be grateful.

>>528995541
I'm not mean bro... What do you mean?

>>528995892
>you would be at page 10
This ain't /hig/ bro.

>>528995517
Ahh yes, marriage - the most extreme form of correction possible.

>>528995892
Slow shitposter-free thread > fast thread full of shitposting
Nobody cares about thread speed but zoomers

>>528995541
Stop crying like a bitch about Elation 24/7 just because Aha made hand joke once, Asshat.

>>528995578
Renata...

Are anyone else's captchas fucked on kuroba?
Having to open the browser to post is annoying.

>>528996054
Not Sparkle poster above, but when THEY (our resident schizos) aren't the ones shitposting, we get stuck with Phagnon troons (both Smelle and fujo ones) shitting up these threads with their spam. I would rather endure Brickle/Scampo/sigger/Herta/QQ schizos than Phagnon's shitty posters.

>>528996108
Who?

>>528996195
This. Imaging having EVERY poster of yours be so shit that every other schizo posters starts looking more appealing in comparison.

>>528996425
She's not that big

>>528995704
>>528995892
>>528995946
>>528996075
See? You guys are too mean all the time.

You don't have to roleplay as the character you post y'know. Reaction images exist. It's meant to convey whatever you feel at the moment regardless of *who* is the character being posted.

HOLY FVARK THE AURA

>not on mean posters list
Ah, I always knew you loved me anons.

>>528996614
Did the song announcement really just spoil a bit of his animated trailer? Lmao

>>528996637
Jobta and her posters are literally the most bullied entities of 2025 itts.

>>528996195
Interesting how you don’t mention Phairenetroon

>has way more shilling and hand holding than even Castorice despite lacking global passive
I'll laugh so hard when this bland faggot flops despite this turbo shilling. Bonus points if he barely surpasses sigger in JP, let alone someone else. It will be glorious.

>>528996614
>song release date is after patch release
>meaning we won't see the animated short prior to patch
damn is it gonna be big?

>>528995578
why is he posing like a slut

>>528996907
They probably just mean the full song, the pv has to be before launch

This might be controversial but I don't like when shota versions of characters look literally the same as their adult version, just smaller
I think seeing the change from childhood to adulthood is part of the charm
All this to say that I think shotanon is not that great

>>528996970
Why did you crop out her boyfriend

>>528996887
He has collab to save his deadweight. As well as Firefly skin. Nips will carry his shit banner on those facts alone.

Ruan Mei will replace Nous as the new Aeon of Erudition.

alright, got the recommended resources for archer, next up saber. sometimes I get anxious because I think fate is in 5 days, but then I remember I have an extra week

>>528996887
What do our Chinkcel bros think of all this? I'm curious. Daniel and Domingo promotions are nothing compared to how desperate they are to sell this homo, and they used to complain about "favouring" of those two back then.

>>528997020
This, Kakavasha is still superior because they put effort into his design
Shotanon is boring

>>528997107
This but it's QQ

>>528996887
They unironically think Kevin will sell because he's HI3 expy like Acheron.

>>528997107
herta is smarter than the rapist bitch

>>528996887
I have a feeling that Shitnon is huge guinea pig for Hoyo. To see if there is any truth to homofujo theory that males can sell if they put any effort into shilling them. This way, if Shitnon flops, despite this much shilling, despite this much hand-holding to make his banner sell no matter what, they can go back to barely giving any attention to males and only truly shilling waifus.

Nekofly love

>>528997152
They’re probably ok with it because he got humbled in beta lol.

>>528997020
Thoughts on shotadei?

Phainon floppa

>>528997340
Built for giving blowjobs and handies to onii-sans

>>528997275
If that was true, they wouldn't shill him in such pathetic manner such as baiting Firefly skin (most popular female) and bringing in collab too. They even cut how much jade you get out of this patch, to increase spending, as well as spending event.
Acheron had none of that. The only thing Acheron had outside of anniversary top-up was just herself. They even gave her a debuff by putting Luochud rerun on her banner + tons of jade even for f2p to get her, yet this is your best selling HSR banner up to this date.

Straight man here, rolling Saber E0S1 and Phainon E0S1. Also I’m skipping ugly potatoes like Tribbie again, meta be damned

>>528997020
It is not a controversial take at all. Shotanon is cute, yes, but Kakavasha is the cutest

Truth is, castorice has quite the indecent body

>>528997340
Shotadei is slightly better simply because adult Mydei is really buff so you can appreciate his lithe body. However him having the same exact hairstyle is lame.

>>528996887
Collab is a bit later, right? We can literally see how badly will this faggot flop before it comes to boost his sales.
I guess Firefly skin will somewhat be saving that faggot from EoS numbers.

>>528997340
looks ugly and annoying. the kind of face you want to kick just for existing, then laugh while he cries for mommy

>>528997465

>>528997436
This. Fagnon is their most pathetic attempt to try and sell some unit. They are pulling same shilling baits like with Rice (minus gp) and even adding more (skin of popular girl, collab, way more promotions than even Rice). If he underperforms despite all of this (100% will), male fag can officially fuck off from ever demanding anything better for their homos.
Fagnon is literally everything these troons demanded, claiming their homos will sell if Hoyo does it:
>meta
>highest animation budget
>powercreeps ACK's technique
>tons of marketing
>tons of shilling from Hoyo themselves in general
If this faggot doesn't come close to ACK's numbers, then all homofujos can officially fuck off and shut up from ever asking anything ever agian.

Why does he look like a hag in the LC? I will cry if he is not actually a shota in the magazine and it is just stylized art.

she's right behind me isn't she?

>>528997786
The BP Cone art is just his dream bro

why is our mei so trashy compared to our sister's...

>>528997774
the real question is, if they oversold phainon this hard, and they expect more from cyrene, how much shilling will cyrene get? because unlike phainon she wasn't shilled since 3.0, so they need to go all out with her, both making her gigameta, and with releasing many trailers and ads and shit

>>528997880
Expect the pink thing to completely take over everything after this patch

Does anyone have funny Lygus pictures? I need one for reasons.

>>528997842
ooo phew so he is a little boy made for dick

>>528997940
I only have this one

>>528997865
back when raiden came out, I fell in love
and then when ackeron came out, I was like why are you ugly?
sad how two expies can be this different

>>528997152
The same thing as here. Laughing at Hoyo's desperate attempts to try and make any sales for him. Joking and shitposting of how Firefly skin is basically his Buddha (saviour) as it will carry his sales alone. Others bitch at femcels, as usual. Saying how they were annoying whenever waifu got some push when it comes to marketing, but they defend shilling this desperate and bad when it's one of their husbandos.

>4 days until Kebin's banner
How do you think he'll do sales wise?
Flop or hype? Tiktok hours?

>>528998072
>and then when ackeron came out, I was like why are you ugly?
It's not her fault she has that chin...

>>528997451
Why is Anaxa not a little boy in his LC?

>>528998085
flop for the first week, but then will ride on fate sales in 11 days and fujoshits will call him a success

Luocha is definitely turning into an HP scaling healer if he gets reworked.

>>528996614
now if only he were actually that cool instead of boring white bread.

This game needs more lolikino

Phainon: I am a lowly slut and I will pour water on myself for this photoshoot so that everyone can look at my nipples

I don't get the "Firefly skin will carry Phainon" meme, to E6 him you need thousands of dollars, Firefly skin is...twenty bucks.
And I know E6 whales are less than the common population, but $20 isn't gonna just magically make the app stay above Tiktok for a sustained number of hours, it's basically just another Battle Pass.
Are salesaaars really this stupid?

Playing HI3 finally since you've all been bitching and moaning about it recently, and how many HSR characters are actually just versions of another guy from HI3?

>>528997107
im not sure you can become an aeon of an already existing path. she'd prolly need to hit an adjacent path and just absorb the aeonless erudition

>>528998198
why

hyacine already exists

>>528998170
I'm not blaming her, she's a creation so the dude who drew her is at fault, but still make her like that? and her voice actor in JP is inferior but this is quite subjective, maybe people like that deep voice, it reminds me of a prostitute though so I can't unhear it

>>528998198
He doesn't need to. Keep him ATK scaling, but give his E1 to his base at this point, E6 to E1 (rework E's in general), and make him do damage. Gallagher/Lingsha is literally what fags thought that Luocha would be when they heard he was ATK scaling healer. Someone who can do some damage in his teams, yet he hit like wet noodle. Lynx in beta used to hit harder than him, which prompted her nerf. Her damage being 10k per basic... this is what got Luocha fags to cry about her beta.

>>528998250
based!

>>528998085
He will do just fine. Chinks love him.

>>528996614
>does nothing but job throughout 3.0-3.2
>did a cringe speech and aurafarmed a bit in 3.3
>gets turned into diddygus' boytoy from 3.4 onwards
This faggot barely has any aura at all. Banner-centric writing really did a number on this shit planet.

>>528998190
Anaxa has already been lewded beyond belief by phainonhomos. they don't want do more damage to his image

>>528998198
would be a good change, attack scaling healers may make sense with kits like lingsha's, but luocha only has a low multiplier ult. at least with 10k hp instead of 6k he'll tank more damage

>>528997865
I don't like either of them both have stupid designs and shitty personality tropes
Acheron is literally a walking wreck with no memory of who she is
It's honestly depressing I lived long enough to see mei-senpai done dirty like this
>>528998072
Literally me but also with mei and raiden

>>528998290
More are likely to buy that skin than bother wasting a single shekel on your homo. As proven with every other homo before your one. DHIL used to be "meta breaking" dps when he was first revealed. His numbers were a big deal and he was jobbing to Brick Juan's cone.

>>528998425
But enough about Mydei

>the only shota to wear a choker
Why is he so lewd

>>528998490
how much money to get a slut to cosplay herta and smother me with her thighs? would $500 be enough?

>>528997880

i mean phainon had what, 3 patches of shilling? 3.5+3.7 is prolly all elysia. actually if the mem = elysia is true then she's had shilling since 3.0 as our march analogue

>>528998198
It would make more sense if all debuffing was in his base kit as all of his E's make him pseudo Nihility. Perhaps rework his kit to be about delaying (Welt, but actual sustain) since everything about his E's is about debuffing enemies.

>>528998325
Are you liking HI3?

>>528998560
he talked a lot during the first patches though, and I don't think cyrene will start spouting monologues all of a sudden. just showing her in some scenes, showing her lore, etc isn't enough for people to want her. not unless you want to hit s++ sales at least

>>528998325
Welt is just straight up the same guy

>>528996614

>>528998684
Cyrene has 400 dialogue lines in beta btw (and beta only has overworld and event lines, not the story)
You are no ready for the Elysia shilling if you think Phainon was annoying.

>>528998631
Yeah it's fun, also what the hell is sparkle doing here

>>528998590
This is a good suggestion. It would give him his own niche without it overlapping with other healers such as Hyacine or Fofo. Him being turned into delay unit is far better than dispel that never matters on any enemy. All of his E's should be his base kit at this point as they are a joke by today's standards.

>>528998684
look, phainon is supposed to have what? S tier sales? we see how they act when they want a char to sell. expecting cyrene not to lore dump and monologue is a dumb hope.

>>528998463
what is a higger doing in here

this is a star rail general

>>528998768
Wait until you see the boss currently in endgame at that kek

>>528998823
/hig/ comes here all the time.
THE Kevinschizo came from there.

Mathgods, how much speed substat rolls do I need to make Cipher into 170 spd without her cone?

it's nice that ackeron keeps getting new supports while fireflop is still coping with hmc and ruan mid in mid 2025

>>528998357
There's no point in him being ATK because he does no damage and there's never a point in buffing his ATK.
The problem is his kit has no real avenue to do damage besides his basics and making him a basic bot does nothing for the teams he's already good in, which are hp scaler teams.
It's better to have him be a f2p less damaging hyacine since he's already only used in HP scaling teams.

Why try to make him a shitter fofo that does damage?

>>528998983
This anon by far had the best suggestion >>528998590
There is no true Nihility sustain. Gallagher is closest to it, but not really. He is still mostly brick effect that can abuse AA. Sigger needs sig and E's (E2) to get there.
All of Luocha e's encourage debuffing. May as well go full with it and turn him into sustain Welt. That way he has his own thing, without being just copy of another limited healer, but worse.

>>528998976
and ack needs like 10 cost for hoolay lmeow

>>528998372
>Chinks love him
Really? I thought CN was thinking pic related

>>528998926
Bro gonna fight kangaroo

>>528999113
>Killing his only usage which is on mydei teams so he can be a worse hyacine for ack teams
Brilliant idea.

>>528998325
bronya sw seele natasha cocolia sushang welt himeko acheron yanqing cyrene luocha

evangelion collab when?

>>528999170
it was 8 + global passive

and this website counts ruan mei as 0 cost, which is not how the system works

>>528998926
I still don't get this "design choice."
Him having hat makes sense. However, I expected top hat because magician and circus theme.
Why did they give him Australian man's hat? We just know that this thing is 100% in his 5* SP. There is no way they UPDATED his boss, giving him THAT, with NEW MOVES, if it wasn't some sort of beta test for his SP.

>We are getting PINKED
>Genshin is about to get PINKED
>ZZZ was destined to get PINKED since day 1
Why is hoyo so desperately trying to kill their games?

>>528999346
Australian man makes most sense for Elation's emanator desu

>>528999308
No?
The firefly 0 cycle picture already refutes this
E2S0 Firefly = 3 cost
E1S0 Fugue = 2 cost
E0S0 RM = 1 cost
3+2+1 = 6
???

Seele!

>>528999419
i don't care about elysia shilling but making march 7th a brick just to prop her up is unforgivable

>>528999302
Why did evangelion became such a popular "collab ip" it's literally just asuka and that blue haired girl

>>528999419
>Genshin's 6.X will shill Elysia
>Genshin's 7.X will shill Bronya and Seele
Man those guys are about to get fucked hardened the we are

>>528999346
Nobody shitposts harder than Aussies. They are the true Aeons of Elation. Aha kneels to them.

>>528999419
>Genshin
Qrd?

Seele...

>>528999181
>6/10
it's so over before it even began...

>>528999419
>Genshin is about to get PINKED
any leaks on this?

>>528999651
Yae Miko birthday mail mentioned the "Elysium".

>>528999346
>idol Brickle
>pink donkey
>Australian man Scampo
What is EMC like? I'm scared.

>>528999721
What's the context though, Yae is a novelist and that could just be from her fantasy novel

>>528999419
>PINKED
Do you mean Elysia?
Since when ZZZ and Genshin are getting an Elysia?
I saw a leak about Elysia coming back to HI3 but not Genshin or ZZZ...

>>528999113
You are telling me you didn't take the sigger pill? Imagine not having DEF. Couldn't be me.

>>528999346
They add small changes to the boss' look and give them more/different moves when they get added to the highest difficulty of a certain mode.
This includes Andrius from the Genshin collab btw.

>>528999626
An aussie was the Aeon of Elation before doing a Harold Holt and just disappearing one day. Aha had to step into their rm williams boots to run things

>>528999794
>>528999704
>>528999878

>>528999780
Here is your EMC bro

>>528999651
They are having a melty over pic rel

>>528999883
Yee yee ass fucking socks.

>>528999912
>keep hearing about elysia in genshin soon
>it's literally a nothing burger some schizo repeats over and over
I just got 1 guy'd

>>528999912
>oh no not again...

>>528999914
Holy fuarking kino

>>528999912
>>528999943
>Elysium
LET'SSSSS GOOOOOOO
NOD KRAI WILL DEFINETELY BE GENSHIN'S AMPHOREUS
THIS IS PROOF AMPHOREUS IS A MASSIVE SUCCESS

>>528999346
Hats can often signify a trickster of a liar depending on the context
Because snake oil salesmen and other charlatan often dressed well to come off as legit, and hats were a core part of a full formal attire
Also, straya shitposters

>>528999914
the pothead has come to hsr. our hero has returned

>>529000118
>genshin amphoreus
Are they getting KEVIN'D too?

>>529000201
Yes, Columbina is gonna get her own separate story pov

>less than four days until beta drops
>leakers still haven't revealed Hysilens and Cerydra kits
These "people" are absolutely useless

>>529000201
They probably already are, there's an old theory that the Primordial One is a Kevinface.

>>528999894
That doesn't answer the question why Australian hat addition though?

>phanes = phainon schizo theory might be real
oof

yunlis sweaty stinky pits and feet in my face!

no one cares about pagnon's aftersales and a new dotbrick bwo 3.5 is pretty much a designated skip patch and they will gimp both of them

Skirk planet was destroyed by the IPC btw

>>529000261
They can't accidently hinder Phainon's push. Cerydra or Hysilens getting leaks might change peoples' minds and make them not pull for him. Leakers are literally Mihoyo themselves.

>>528999883
DEF scaling Harmony soon!!!

>>529000467
IPC doesn't destroy planets
It "relocates" natives
The planets are still there
Boothill planet still exists but his town was razed cause they were in the way

>>529000149
>Hats can often signify a trickster of a liar
Yea, top hat.
>snake oil salesmen and other charlatan often dressed well
Top hat, again. Charlatans are literally always depicted with top hat. Or even a fedora. Not "yee-how let me wrestle aligatawr Fahkin' too right, cobber" type of hat. That's not trickster or elegance.

>>529000508
the beta is going to be up during his banner you absolute cretin

>>529000596
You expect chinks to know the difference of some obscure western nuance?

>>529000617
they can just buff her near the end of phainon banner

>>529000596
He literally has same hat as HMC, just in his own colours. He is literally trying to match (You) there. Let him.

>>529000727
the conversation was about prebeta leaks

>>529000328
So would that imply that Genshin takes place in a timeline where Lygus succeeds in turning Phainon into Irontomb, or does it spoil the fact that TB will be able to turn Phainon against Destruction?
>>529000467
That's improbable, the IPC would surely see a species that can adapt to any environment as an excellent source of slave labour rather than a potential threat that needs to be wiped out posthaste.
>>529000548
>IPC doesn't destroy planets
The quest with Chadwick shows that they do in fact destroy planets, but usually only as a result of collateral damage.

>>529000596
Leave Scampo's hat alone

My underperformance made mihoyo freak out and create anti synergies with me so as to not anger players...

>>528999878
>Genshin
They are having a melty over a place called "Elysium"
>ZZZ
We know for a fact that an expy was one of the OG Void Hunters (alongside a Kiana and Mei expy) from a trailer

>>528998768
Sucks that you weren't here last year for the HSR collab HI3 got. Similarly, HI3 also had Fischl from Genshin.

>>529000845
The IPC have been consistently referred as "Strange people dressed out weirdly from beyond the sky" in HSR
Thats the way Skirk talks about the people who destroyed her planet, it could be an empty coincidence or looking too much into it though.
But I'll believe it anyway, not like it matters since Genshin is never leaving Teyvat and Teyvat is closed off.

>>529000948
Domingo...

>>529000596
>Name: Finnish
>Hat: Australian
>BGM: Spanish

>>529000972
>even ZZZ isn't safe from HI3 despite not having Honkai or Impact in the name
Grim

>>529000831
fvark..

>>529000831
He looks exactly like Kevin at the bottom.

>>529001116
tbf the hi3 expies were already in zzz from day 1

if they were persona non grata to you, you wouldn't have started playing zzz in the first place

>>529001190
>The kevin expy...looks like kevin
no way

>>529000417
I'm getting the DoTbrick actually

>>529000296
Kek
This is gold if it's true

>>529001243
Acheron looks different enough from HI3 Mei and Ei.

*kill hsr*
heh, nothing personal...

>>529001198
If that's the case, why are Honkshart Shart Rail players complaining about being IMPACTED when 1.0 was already filled with HI3 expies and there is a literal HI3 character in the main cast?

>>529001457
Cipher...

>>529001457
Phainon...

I need a girlfriend...

>>529001457
persona...

>>529001457
Shaoji...

>>529001668
1) shower and put on new clothes
2) go out for coffee and relax there for a while
3) do step 2 a couple times until you become a regular
4) ask the cute waitress out
5) most say yes, it won't always mean you'll make out, but hey, you'll get to see if there's real chemistry

Can we make an aventurine thread next? Thank you

>>529001745
...will get away with it because Cyrene won't flop

Phainon canonically uploads videos of himself bathing on Okheman OnlyFans and sells his bathwater.

>>529000548

I look like this

saber floppers, you have to buy her E6.

Phainon will be so kino to play that everyone after him will look like low budget slop

uoh, wild and silly

>>529002076
This image is causing weird feelings inside of me

>>529002060
>>529002076
Now that I think about it, Alya looks like Phainons twin kek

Kafker love!

>>528995892
If we are so handsome, then why is there only two of us? Sporg and scammer, while the rest are NPC. IPC jews and SH Rockets have enough fags to fill their roster, and then some. There iso only 2 of us. Our only addition is Bita, but she is stuck in another game.

>>529001870
That's hardly a fair comparison
Destroying a doomed world is different from doing it for profit

Can I get a hug?

>>529002518
Feel free to hug a cactus

>>529002518

>>529002506
Because handsome people are rare on this planet, and we are the handsomest of all.

>>529002643
>handsomest of all
Madam Herta exists and that's her title

>>529002616
>>529002618
B-But.... :(

>>529002829
Madam Jobta kneels in awe and fear at the perfect form that is Lygus

>>529002853
Go away.

Sparkle footpussy

>>529003060
S-So mean!

>>529003128
You can fuck off too.

>>529002518

>>529003548
*hugs* t-thanks....

>>529003015
>Fagnon gets fucked by this

Herta loves to bounce

Fagnon killed this general

>>529003829
I would pull aside that thin fabric....

>>529003829
Tits too big

>genshin now has weapon skins you have upkeep to keep
Christ

Does Madame Herta trim or shave?

>>529004317
Isn't taking something from the player away a huge no no for gacha games?

>>529004317
>weapon skins
>not permanent
>41 days only gweilo
>you need to keep beating new turbo whale endgame mode to keep those
>whale endgame mode that only one Nip beat with somewhat f2p team and he had to use C0R1 Mauvika, with perfect relics, perfect rotation without missed crit, and even he only had 1 second left (barely beat it) and that was after like 400+ retries attempting to do it
Yea, good luck with that.

>>529004412
Yeah...
They have to clear endgame content each rotation to keep them

Phainon will be an honorary AE member and you will like it

a new end game mode would save Star Rail.

>>529004317
>>529004450
Is the new endgame really that atrocious? Even Genshin turbo shill fren that I know for the first time in his life shits on something Genshin related.

>barely more than 1 patch later
>no one talks about or thinks about Castorice anymore
>firefly still gets posted every thread
>hyacine and cipher gets talked about more than her
>her role in the overall Amphoreus story is being a simulated program, a footstool for the great homo's ascension
Talk about a rug-pull.

>>529003829
FERTILE

>>529004557
Yes, it's that atrocious.
So fucking atrocious that a Nip, with C0R1 Mauvika (best dps as of now), who had perfect relic stats, perfect rotation without ever missing a crit, only made it in 1 second left. After 437 retries in which he failed!
This is who Genshit shills use as a cope to defend this shitty mode by trying to say that f2p can beat it. Yea, you need currently best meta dps, her sig weapon, 1% relic stats, flawless rotation, and even then you will only barely make it with 1 second left, after you did like 400+ retries due to not making it.
By the way, all of this is for weapon skins, that aren't even permanent for your account. It's 41 days only and then you need to beat this garbage endgame again to keep it every single time.

HSR's powercreep has NOTHING on what is going on with Genshit right now.