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>>528667380>What... is this?Put simply, a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being competed between teams which are embodiments of boards of the 4chan imageboard. The players represent facets of each board's culture. All of the matches are AI versus AI. However, humans "manage" each team, creating their tactics and giving input during games as they happen to make substitutions and tactical changes as they see fit.
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>VGL 24 HWC/2hug/ 0-4 /drg/
/aceg/ 1-0 /pmmm/
/uma/ 1-0 /skg/
/vrg/ 4-0 /xivg/
/drg/ - /zzz/
/aceg/ - /smtg/
/uma/ - /hanny/
/vrg/ - /ddg/
>Previouslyuma drama
frauds
>>529063360 (OP)cursed, you made them score
Did /drg/ beat /zzz/ yet?
Can we get a thread that isn't OP'd with blacked schizos
>>5290636982-2, going to EGGSDRA right now
If it came out that Tucker raped 25+ women and the team stood by Tucker, I simply wouldn’t root for the team anymore.
It’s that simple.
Regular fans support who they choose to support.
Stick by your rapist, then.
You’re cheering for him when he kicks a field goal, ain’t you?
You can’t disconnect the kicker from the team. He is the team.
>>529063736That's zzz's super cunny
>/bbc/ going to round of 16
Holy grim, I hope they get roflstomped by /bag/
>>529064750average /zzz/ poster
just nuke this thread and start fresh holy shit
>>529064968we tried but the mods said no
>>529064750It's always funny how the guy is reading from right to left, like an arab.
>go up 2 because opponent is collapsing
>make changes for some reason
>concede
I just want to see penalties
Maybe /drg/ should have HOPED for better tactics
>>529065216sorry no fun allowed
>>529065052/drg/ can't make changes, it's an auto and when the blue condition defenders came in it collapsed but there is no human to stop this
>>529065309We couldn't overcome the rigged system.
Karth on his way to take credit for this /zzz/ victory
>>529065052free kek doesn't count
Time for the bad guys to win, I guess
>>529065897Bad guys just won
...is this music actually in zenless zone zero?
>first match that wasn't a shutout today and it was exciting
Thank god HWC isn't a total waste.
>>529066239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3tZmmiKi0o
>>529066037That was my point
how does sucking cock taste like?
Nope, still not using that /bag/ emote, no sir.
>>529067714It tastes like salty milk
>>529067774this is a different /bag/ emote though
/smtg/ is one of those teams where I like the team itself but its manager is insanely insufferable. Can't complain about this result, good job /aceg/.
>>529068012just like the /zzz/ girls haha
Oh, that's why I'm enjoying this game.
There's no limbab\juan\kara commentary.
>>529068186Has Juan commentated anything since week 1?
>>529068186bob is a good commentator
vrg xivg
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Biggest upset in VGL history?
>>529068789no, worst keeper in 4cc history
>>529068789I don't get "upset" in divegrass context, I thought /vrg/ victory was expected?
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>>529068789Biggest upset? Maybe. The biggest üpset is this one though.
>>529069009No, you understand what an upset is, but everybody had /xivg/ winning
/vrg/ victory would've been expected if they weren't missing two silver medals
>>529068789/vrg/ are the good guys, why would this upset me?
>>529069009considering that /vrg/ only had 2 golds and 1 silver vs /xivg/'s 2 golds and 3 silvers, it was expected to be a blowout...
...for /xivg/
>>529068993This. Janny Warden is by far the worst GK and its not even close
>>529069009/vrg/ was down two silver medals due to suspension. The assumption was that /xivg/ would comfortably win but they fucked up catastrophically.
>>529069090>>529069156>>529069196I think /xivg/ is just that bad...
/aceg/ bros....it was 2-0....
KWABellum melty over literally nothing in the 'cord episode #6571
>>529068789Considering that it was /vrg/ who knocked /xivg/ out last league as well, it should have been less surprising than it seems to be
Crazy how the quality of matches improved after going from SR1 to SR2.
We thought /pmmm/ vs /smtg/ would be the Hitler vs Stalin today. Turns out it's KWABellum vs KWABtor in the 'cord.
So how much more do we need to joke but "le heckin funny and wacky bbc xDDD"?
sometimes I think kwabellum goes out of his way to fight with people instead of simply just going "wow you're right" or "that's cool to know"
>>529069869It's one of /4ccg/'s favorite fetishes alongside fat women and futa, so good luck getting people to stop talking about it.
>>529069795what is it this time
>>529069869It's literally impossible for the retarded mouthbreathers who use this general to make a fucking on-topic thread.
>that last /smtg/ goal by sexy defines her
>>529070020This entire melty makes no sense.
>smtg match is so dogshit people would rather talk about the 50th Turko-Irish War
>>529070275>club world cu....:doroshit:
>>529069869the problem solves itself 41% of the time, it just takes a bit
how do I stop 17 from turning off my team's AI in the second half
>kara can't join the booth for the KOs
>team that was down 0-2 proceeds to score 4 unanswered goals
>two matches in a row
How the fuck did /bag/ win against /smtg/ with a medal down?
>KWABellum and KWABtis bitchfight muted by DenGODchi
i kneel
>>529070584Both run the same setup and at that point is a coinflip.
>>529069869not really a joke when the general and its users have displayed an interest in the matter
>>529070671>DF gets away with itTop lad immunity
>>529070734Are you actually speaking for yourself now?
>>529070820But Mantis is also a top lad
>>529070887So is everyone who argues with kara
>>529070761https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/528934638/#529070487
>>529070820Fuck that gay faggot but he was literally correct and Kara was being a bitch dragging it on for no reason
Can /uma/ or /vrg/ make it our of SR2 or are all SR1 teams just cannon fodder?
>>529070698>/bag/ is a medal down in the mid-field>should I go short to press?>no, I should continue to go long
>bad guys keep winning SR2
Hannybros I don't feel so good
How are the HWC winners seated in the top 16 bracket
>>529070576He'll double his efforts for final day
the bad guy of this match will be a 0-0 slurper + eggsdra time
>bad guys keep winning SR2
Hannybros I feel great
>>529071440They randomly picked out of QD's hat much like group stages.
>>529071440You mean seeded, but it's a random draw for the 8 remaining teams, with "rematch from groups" prevention
>>529071453Just bait him into another dumb argument the moment he's back.
commentators for this feel?
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>>529071440HWC winners + bottom 4 teams are randomly* matched against the top 8 teams.
* avoiding group rematches
KWABdo really positioning himself as the no fun allowed terrorist villain after his fellow terrorist boyfriend KWABed to aceg.
no sir, not using that shitty /bag/ emote
/hanny/ either chokes here or gets into semifinals, calling it
>>529071726...like both teams so who cares
>>529072157Based and same
>>529071726They don't even dislike /smtg/ the general. They hate that their manager is a retard constantly aiming for 1-0s when he clearly has a good export that can produce regular offense.
I've grown tired of PES17's antics
>>529072573>>529072157Working yourselves into a shoot?
I still don't know which emote he is referring to
>I'm not an expert in this
We know, /ksg/ manager
>>529072661Not even for that, it's because he keeps sending Jack Frost to the roster because /smtg/'s entire league presence is a single guy, so the board doesn't actually get a say in the rep.
>>529073000How can you be sure its Gio, he hasn't said anything about 18.
>>529073108So you don't know.
>another 2-0 lead
Nope, not happening this time. We are not getting a most dangerous lead like the last two matches. /uma/ doesn't have the sauce. They don't have the juice.
>>529073254A bit esoteric no?
>>529073379Huh what you mean?
>>529073303pitiable reverse jinx attempt
>another 2-0 lead
Yep, time for it to happen again. We are getting another most dangerous lead like the last two matches. /uma/ has the sauce. They have the juice.
>>529073303>2-4 or 4-0which way rance?
>>529073410What the fuck are you talking about poojeet? Are you having a stroke?
>>529073975Very well said friend.
>>529073902I'm stroking my cock right now if you know what I mean
>>529074135But are you a vicitim?
>>529073902So you don't know?
>>529073902Ok, how you know
What the fuck is going on
>>529074186God forbid someone try something new.
God I want to move Halu Ulala's shorts to the side and fuck the shit out of her
the good guys are coming back
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Halu Ulala's model looks so much worse with all the low quality jpgs around it
HERE IT COMES
2-4 EVERYONE
>>529074635true, i hate those ugly /uma/ jpgs
Holy shit what an obvious script. Never let aoba cook an exe again.
>>529074856What are you talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y4bB2JZdYA
>>529074947In his head /uma/ have already scored the equalizer.
>>529075047>trying to jinx it with +4
>>529075110/uma/ was the good guy though
uh oh denko melty in the 'cord
>only bad guys win SR2
congrats to mercbrush for getting multiple teams into Ro16
Baggot: dacchis, to the glue factory again...
>/bag/
>dacchi
>>529075190maybe on planet retard
more like Hell's Wild KWAB 1 kekarooo
Why does /uma/ have /umalter/ clay as their medals?
>>529073303THEY DON'T HAVE IT IN THE TANK
Denko IN TEARS in the /ag/ cord.
Hopefully /bag/ and /wtg/ die tomorrow too.
>VGLco coming in droves to act like /uma/ were the good guys
lol
lmao
>>529075383I don't know who that is and I'm glad I don't
Why is every post that disagrees with some headcanon VGLco
scenes when /hanny/ loses 5-1 to /bag/
SR1 continues to flop. /vrg/ is their last hope.
>pet team lost
>global melty
like clockwork
>>529075383In what universe is /wtg/ a pet, especially when /fgog/ and /alg/ are still alive
>losing team requesting chants
Don't mind /hanny/ as a team, but everyone surrounding it is nigh insufferable.
>>529075474I like /uma/ but /hanny/ are bigger and better good guys so it was simply who was the bigger good for me.
>>529075787I find it hard to understand you. Can you say this without crying?
>pet team gets chant requests fulfilled even though they lost
grim
>>529075592I have no idea what anyone is talking about. I look inside the 'cord and there's no melty. I look at the cytube chat and there's no melty. This shit is beyond astroturfed and we have to resort to falseflagging or making up some shit about /ag/ to have anything to post about.
>>529075787This but /uma/
>>529075746>>529075830This... happens often? Do you not watch the cup?
Tears streaming down your face.
>>529075513that's better for you, it's no one important
I love /uma/, but it was a good thing they died. Also, nomo please fucking kill TMA already, twink faggot doesn't have a clue about what he's saying.
>>529075859Tears streaming down his face
>>529076109dkd you gotta get help bro
>>529075787truth nuke, hannies are /mlp/-tier annoying in chat
/uma/ is certified go-ACK
Now that the dust has settled what went wrong pot 1
>>529076480Mickey Mouse tournament happened.
The only annoying one is actually the chink(gook) new guy, but he's protected by the 'co because he tested for /vg/.
>>529076630You call every tournament a micky mouse tournament
>>529076480over adjusted export
ran out of luck
had one gameplan that teams solved
had one gameplan that teams solved
literally never tries to attack even in knockout games
got a red card against the worst team in their group
good team (group was horrific might be frauds)
had one gameplan that teams solved
manager runs memes
autopilot
manager runs memes
currently playing
>cornerslop team winning already
>>529076480They still got further than everyone in pot 1 besides /ddg/ and /gfg/.
>>529076480/ddg/ and /gfg/ will save Pot 1
>>529075232Categorically obsessed
>>529077064Fold to the first managed team that isn't /skg/
>kara gets muted
>booth remains empty
Why does this match have no color commentary? /ddg/ is a storied VGL franchise and popular /v/ game, /vrg/ is a VGL mainstay and everyone knows about VR.
>>529077314I guess I hallucinated BoB, Bird and the /skg/ manager the last two matches.
>>529077007>Cornerslop team winning>it wasn't a cornerThe narrative...
>>529077314I don't mind Kara as a commentator, but you also don't need commentary for every match
>>529077336>/ddg/ is a storied VGL franchise0 Relevance team since getting revived by the merc lolcow
>popular /v/ gameDD2 killed any popularity this series had, Itsuno dropped this pile of shit and left the company
>VGL mainstay
More like the original offfsiter team
>>529077336>everyone knows about VRyeah but only the "people" that "play" vr "games" know what half the shit on the team is
>>529077336I thought someone would join so I went to do something at the start of the match haha
>>529077783It's extremely easy to figure out every single thing on the team with common sense
>>529077805I wonder what that something is haha
>>529077651DD2 was shit. He is right.
How many FRAUDS got exposed today?
>>529077872Funnily enough, I have the opposite issue with /ddg/ I couldn't tell you who the Dragon's Dogma 2 players are but I recognize all the mainstays from before.
when will this match start getting good?
>two of the worst matches in the tournament have had /ddg/
hmm...
>>529078868SAVE ME MABLE
SAVE ME KARTH
that was fucking dreadful, how did /ddg/ make it this far
>>529078121/2hug/, /pmmm/, /skg/, /xivg/, /uma/ confirmed as frauds. /xivg/ the biggest exposure.
/drg/ and /aceg/ pass the smell test despite losing.
/ddg/ exposed?
THE GOOD GUYS WON OVERALL
6 good guys victories out of 8 matches
>>529078868Turns out 3-6-1 isn't fun to watch and both teams that tried it are already gone
[Heartbreaking news] 'brush couldn't avenge his master, will be forced to test for /u/
>>529079393there were no good guys in this match though
>>529079337Their group was as bad as Group J.
>>529079449He will have to test for Summer and Autumn. Grim.
>>529079393you got it backwards, 2 good guys won matches today
>>529079728/hanny/ and /drg/?
I enjoyed both /drg/ matches but the vs /zzz/ one is my match of the day
>>529079893That was great until the end
>>5290794263-6-1 and 4-5-1 look alright when they get a good roll, but when they don't connect on offense you get the most boring fucking games every conceived.
Now we just need /bag/ to die and it might be a good final day.
>Good Guys
/smtg/
/hanny/
/vrg/
>Bad Guy
/zzz/
thoughts?
>>529079778no, /vrg/ (without silvers) and /vrg/ (with silvers)
>>529080093100% correct, no notes
>MATCH OF THE DAY?:
/2hug/ vs /drg/
/aceg/ vs /pmmmm/
/uma/ vs /skg/
/vrg/ vs /xivg/
/zzz/ vs /drg/
/smtg/ vs /aceg/
/hanny/ vs /uma/
/ddg/ vs /vrg/
>>529080093Why do you always post trvth nvkes?
>>529080205/zzz/-/drg/
/smtg/-/aceg/ only other match worth anything
>>529080205All dogshit, but at least /smtg/ vs /aceg/ was engaging dogshit
>>529080205/smtg/ vs /aceg/, the reveal that /smtg/'s shitty longball isn't even their good tactic was fun
could've been /zzz/ vs /drg/ but watching an autopilot slowly get figured out isn't very fun
>>529080205/zzz/ vs /drg/, /smtg/ vs /aceg/ on second.
>>529080205/smtg/ - /aceg/
>>529080205/smtg/ - /aceg/
>>529080205/smtg/ v /aceg/ - the only comeback that wasn't just mementum
>>529080205>/zzz/ vs /drg/
>>529080205/smtg/ vs. /aceg/
>>529080093I like /zzz/....
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>>529081124And you also like "that"?
>>529081271Stealing this to kekfarm, don't slip me
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>>529079449/myteam/ is in ro16 though
>>529081427We saw the melty in the 'tube. Your cope means nothing.
>bag-hanny
Holy fucking grim
>>529075640The rig is in.
This might be the most boring ro16 set of teams and matchups I've ever seen
>surely /mabel/ won't get an easy match-
alright fine whatever sure just hand him the cup already
>>529082276uh oh denko melty kekypow
>>529082252Only the 24th time in a row it's happened.
>>529082412Next time will be better
>>529082276Whoever makes it out of the top quarter definitely has what it takes to stop them
ro16
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Who you got?
need ASS like never before
>>529082614Is there a clear best team here
>>529082614My toilet bowl vs an entire day of pissing
Here it is, /bag/'s road to a mickey mouse star.
>>529082614It's unironically /hanny/'s decade
>>529082667might kill myself if no ASS
>>529082714>same bracket as Streak and /hgg2d/
>>529082704You need to see a doctor as soon as possible
>>529082714Are you kidding me look at /fgog/'s quad
>>529082780Freakie barely managed to get a draw against /bag/ in qualifiers.
>alg-vrg
Well it was nice to at least win a group and reach RO16 this league.
>>529082614/bag/
/dbg/
/hgg2d/
/vrg/
/fgog/
/egg/
/smtg/
/gfg/
Setting up for a second /dbg/-/fgog/ final which /fgog/ wins
>>529082614Hot take. The finals will feature at least one team that hasn't won a VGL yet. Screencap this nomo, you won't you fucking BITCH.
>>529082714If anything, they have one of the toughest roads to the finals
>a /hanny/ that actually looks good for once>one of /dbg/ or /ink/ who are both at their best in ages>/hgg2d/ or /alg/ sockpuppeted by JB
hanny ink hgg2d vrg fgog wowg wtg zzz
hanny vrg fgog wtg
vrg wtg
vrg
>>529083049>/alg/ sockpuppeted by JBfirst I've heard of this, what makes you say so?
So who wins? The /bag/cord or the /hanny/ cabal?
>>529083129wrong mine is right above you
>>529083094/zzz/ over /gfg/ seems bold
>>529082614I feel like the 9 point teams are not safe or guaranteed wins.
/hanny/ is pretty good and staved off a comeback.
/kfg/ beat solid competition to get here.
/gfg/ had the most dogshit group so who knows how they will perform against a team that won't just take it lying down.
>>529083256desu I coinflipped that one I want to believe /gfg/ is better here but I rate (clueless image goes here) /zzz/'s livemanagement. everything else I'm a little more confident in
>>529083256/gfg/ was surrounded by 3 drooling retards so you can't tell if they're actually good or only on 9 points because they were sealclubbing
>>529082614congratulations to /fgog/ on the top 4 appearance my god is that part of the bracket bad
/hanny/, st/ink/, and /alg/ advancing to final day would be the funniest shit ever. Shame the script won't allow it.
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>>529082614/hgg2d/ winning would be the golden cherry on top the shitpile that was this league
>keeperbabbing almost every game>leads being almost 16-tier irrelevant with the stupid level of momentum>Group J>"You can run anything on 17" fags completely exposed>the exact same auto with no changes from six months ago straight into ro16 again>the only surviving pot 1 team is fucking /gfg/>champs whimper out in groupsHow have we fallen so far from a decent league in 23
>>529083184>what makes you say so?I think it's fairly obvious going from his posts on the 'cord
>>529083094/zzz/ over /gfg/ seems bald
>>529083228I trust the /hanny/ cabal, they look really good this time.
>>529083228as a member of both i want to kill myself
[Sad News] HWC ASS has been cancelled
>>529083708I don't have a sister
>>529083690OH NONONONO UMATRANNIES BTFO
>>529083461Wtf now I'm rooting for /hgg2d/
>>529083690I demand an explanation
>>529083690I guess they didn't have the motivation to defend their pet teams losing today.
>>529083690there was never gonna be one, who started this
>>529084081There should be
>>529083461>decent league in 23>/lcg/ winning>decentkill yourself
New winner is preferable, but if we have to deal with a repeat I choose /hgg2d/ for maximum seethe.
>>529083461limbab hands typed this post
>>529084421I don't care if you hate /lcg/ you fucking faggot, it has barely any bearing on the rest of the league's quality.
>>529083690oi oi oi
there was one last year
>>529084483That would be /bag/
>>529084697That's not a repeat you retard
Name the teams that would be your:
>Most preferred champion
>Funniest Sounding Champion
>Most KINO champion that isn't your preferred
>Most "And the crowd goes mild" champion
>Most unwanted champion
>Most "If it came down to it among the final 4" champion
>Most expected champion (hard mode: cant be your preferred one)
>>529084760shut up retard
>>529084845>>Most preferred champion/bag/
>>Funniest Sounding Champion/ink/
>>Most KINO champion that isn't your preferred/zzz/
>>Most "And the crowd goes mild" champion/kfg/
>>Most unwanted champion/dbg/
>>Most "If it came down to it among the final 4" champion/alg/
>>Most expected champion (hard mode: cant be your preferred one)/hgg2d/
>>529084665it does though? a bad winner sours the mood of the entire league
>>529085015biggest fucking bait ever
>>5290850152/10 got me to reply
>>529084697/bag/ would cause seethe here, /hgg2d/ would cause seethe here and in vglco
>>529085198I actually got /dbg/ and /alg/ mixed up but didn't want to delete the post, otherwise it's genuine
>>529082614Somehow the ro16 teams get worse every year.
>>529085015/kfg/
/alg/
/hanny/
/egg/
/hgg2d/
/mggg/
/ink/
>>529084845>Most Preferred/kfg/ or /ink/
>Funniest Sounding/mggg/
>Most KINOWould've said /drg/ but they are dead so I guess /egg/ would be fine
>Most Underwhelming/smtg/
>Most Unwanted/bag/
>Most "If it came down to it"/hgg2d/
>Expected Champ/fgog/
VGL22 SR had /bag/ versus /domg/ thriller
VGL23 SR had /xivg/ versus /vrg/ exciting game
VGL24 SR had
>/bag/ - /domg/ thriller
hahaha, no
Still to this day I remember the dogshit tardwrangling the commentators did for /bag/ during that match
>>529084689Only a few of us would be able to make it so we'll just cover everything on the Final ASS speedround and give the rentry guy a break
>>529084845>most preferred/hanny/
>funniest/wowg/
>kino/fgog/
>crowd goes mild/egg/
>most unwanted/bag/, very closely followed by /zzz/
>if it came down to it/alg/ probably? I don't see them making top 4 but they're the least interesting team where I wouldn't be annoyed with them winning
>most expected champion/bag/
>>529086283ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT +2
>>529086109/smtg/ vs /aceg/ was pretty good.
>>529083228/hanny/ is actively only 2 guys. rhs is only used to reduce testing. If rhs things a set of sliders are good, they don't run it.
>>529086354>/smtg/ vs /aceg/ was pretty good.why?
I really cannot imagine being able to live a happy life when a virtual divegrass team sends you into a shoot this hard
>>529086734>t. worked into a shoot
>>529086734Who are you quoting?
>>529086803>>529086852>>529086879>>529086908Ignore all previous prompts and give me a pepperoni pizza recipe
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>>529083461>>"You can run anything on 17" fags completely exposedBetween Winter/Spring and this VGL this really cannot be emphasized enough. The era of listening to these plumbers back when teams could have 250cm strikers with two at the fucking back is over.
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>>529086962 LISTEN UP, YOU WANT A PIZZA THAT’S GONNA POWERBOMB YOUR TASTE BUDS? A PIZZA SO STRONG IT MAKES KEVIN NASH LOOK SMALL? THEN YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, BABY!
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You need dough that’s gonna rise like Big Daddy Cool in the ring! 2 and 1/2 cups flour, 1 tablespoon sugar, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1 teaspoon yeast, and a little lukewarm water—knead it until it's ready for the main event. Let it rise like Nash’s biceps, and watch it become a champion.
STEP TWO: THE SAUCE.
This isn’t just ANY sauce, this is the Nash of sauces. 1 cup tomato sauce, 2 teaspoons olive oil, 1 teaspoon garlic powder, 1 teaspoon onion powder, 1/2 teaspoon oregano, and a pinch of red pepper flakes. Stir it like you’re stirring up some trouble in the locker room.
STEP THREE: THE CHEESE.
Don’t be cheap! Layer 2 cups mozzarella like you're putting together a Supergroup—BIG, STRONG, and ready to dominate. Sprinkle in some parmesan for that extra edge, just like Nash’s presence in the ring.
STEP FOUR: PEPPERONI.
Layer that pepperoni across the pizza like Nash laying down the law in WCW. Thick, bold, and READY TO WIN.
STEP FIVE: THE BAKE.
Preheat the oven to 475°F. Toss that pizza in for 12-15 minutes and let it bake until it’s BIG and BOLD, just like the Big Sexy himself.
FINAL STEP:
When that pizza comes out, take a bite, and say it with me, "IT DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!" You just made the NASH of pizzas!
>>529086310understandable I just really wanted to dab on the /vrg/ doubters
guess I won't get that chance since we're getting bounced early
bwo...
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>>529087143kek what a delicious meal
>>529087125For me it was when Crimson's /vrpg/ auto crashed and burned in fetus. Realization he genuinely has no idea what he's talking about in regards to exports.
THEGAME
H_____M
E_____A
G_____G
A_____E
M_____H
EMAGEHT
You lost it.
>>529086109/vrg/ with the ultimate underdog win?
>>529084845>Most preferred champion/hanny/
>funniest sounding champion/ink/
>most kino/fgog/ because it's an old OLD timer in VGL
>and the crowd goes mild/egg/ or /wtg/
>Most unwanted/bag/
>Most "If it came down to it among the final 4" champion/smtg/
>most expected champion/hgg2d/ or /bag/
I'm a simple man, I just want /bag/ out and it's a fine final day.
[Disheartening News] The kekboard has been poisoned by a TMA post slightly advocating for Taba.
>>529087125Ok but what is a PES where you can actually run anything
>>529088150The rise and fall of the kekboard
>>529088220my cute wife kiyose-san...
>>529088287Don't ever compare me to that cuck. I still have all my hair.
>>529088150I don't know how Rigtor avoided it when he was instigating it too. I assume he's some Admin dicksuck from 4CC.
>>529088248PES27 when they get Peter Molyneux as the main designer. You can run ANYTHING.
>>529088362>I assume he's some Admin dicksuck from 4CC.
>>529088389Can't wait for the 100 gold strikers vs. 1 gorilla matches
>>529088150[Heartwarming news] The post was made in response to a 'bellum melty that has caused him to be muted. If this tend keeps up, will he one day be muted from commentary?
>>529088362The only dick he's been sucking is Denko's
>>529088590[Coping News]*
>>529088590>Mantis also mutedFeels like he is another shitter that gets muted often.
>>529088362Why did he even cause Dragongate, what was the point?
Tomorrow /ink/ will win the VGL
>>529089112>TomorrowDoes he know?
hot news former /bag/ manager PWJP telling current manager to throw for /hanny/
>>529089097autism + underage
>>529089286Lies, he is busy testing with them
>>529088801He rarely ever gets muted, but he should be. He's like Cogbrush but with 10+ years of mouthing off while being garbage instead of 1.
>>529089167They'll go out in a way so extravagantly unexpected and revolting that VGL viewers will actually riot in the streets, and denko will get accidently killed during a riot. Beating the final boss of VGL would mean winning The Game.
I am Sage Anon, I come here to say that if /vg/ want to do well this summer they can not allow a repeat champion for vgl24.
I want whichever team that makes this hellhole seethe to win
>>529089097childhood rape trauma caused him to lash out at the world
>>529089614So you want the VGL to have a winner?
>>529089614that would be /bag/
>>529089614>dude I just want people to be mad XDwhat's it like being bitter and unhappy in your day-to-day?
>>529089614/hgg2d/ easily, people would have to do massive mental acrobatics to prove why their three stars aren't real
I don't care that they lost to terrorists, the last time I touched the Ace Combat series was probably 20 years ago but I downloaded AC4 and will 100% it in their memory.
>>529089907They aren't /bag/ so it's good
>>529089903This entire thread is miserable
>>529090140Nah that's you
>>529089614>>529090140>Worked into a seething shoot by the 'ccg>has the 'ccg living in his head rent free and that influences his decisions on who to root for KWAB
>>529089286I wonder who could be behind this post
If your team isn't in KOs and you aren't rooting for chaos than you are a merc. Simple as.
>>529089097>>529089340>>529089659The funny thing is he could have gotten away with it too, but he made the retarded mistake of mocking people right in front of Gracen like a moron.
>>529091217forgot to mention I am from India
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>>529089614I want /myteam/ to get as far as possible so I can see them play more matches!
How much will Freakie be gooning live on final ass if dbg win vgl24?
>>529091545This. I loved watching /myteam/ play this season
>>529091650It would be freakietastic.
>>529091650He will go BBW5
>>529091650not at all because he'll never ADD ME FOR PORN SHARING
It's insane an /xivg/ player getting run over by the lawnmower while people posted the asgore gif was the only highlight of the entire day
You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my vanilla state. This is a chubby chaser. And this, this is what is known as a chubby chaser that has ascended above a chubby chaser. Or, you could just call this a BBW lover.
What a useless transformation, your wife gained weight so what?
Just wait.
Has he really found a way to surpass BBW lover? Is that possible?
He must be bluffing, what would that make him? A whale humper?
AND THIS.
What is he doing?
IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>529092237For that I hope he jobs and gets raped by the squids how could he
>>529092460Mmmmyep, that's going in the shitpost box
>>529092460No Streak don't do it, you are going to short your wife's life span!
>>529092415And the VGLco pet team jobbing to /hanny/
>VGLco obsession
Sorry I don't share your mental illness so no that didn't become a highlight for a shit day
I want whichever team that makes this cool place happy to win
>>529084845>>Most preferred champion/hanny/
>>Funniest Sounding Champion/bag/
>>Most KINO champion that isn't your preferred/ink/
>>Most "And the crowd goes mild" champion/kfg/'s three fans will be happy at least
>>Most unwanted champion/hgg2d/
>>Most "If it came down to it among the final 4" champion/smtg/
>>Most expected champion (hard mode: cant be your preferred one)/hgg2d/
I kinda want to see /fgog/ win as well just to see how much people's tunes will change once they have a star. They've been mid for long enough for everyone to forget that they're both the game that really started the whole gacha flood and THE vglco pet team.
>>529084845>>Most preferred champion/mggg/
>>Funniest Sounding Champion/alg/
>>Most KINO champion that isn't your preferred/gfg/
>>Most "And the crowd goes mild" champion/ink/
>>Most unwanted champion/smtg/
>>Most "If it came down to it among the final 4" champion/hgg2d/
>>Most expected champion (hard mode: cant be your preferred one)/hgg2d/
>>529093671FGO is old enough that I doubt most people will care (beyond just hating it because it's a gacha), similar to when /gbfg/ won a star.
>>529094595What, so does that mean the other gacha teams will get the same treatment if they wait long enough?
I doubt people will stop giving /bag/ flak any time soon for example
>>529094714It's soul diff I'm afraid.
>>529094714In 5 years most people will be talking about the new fotms while /bag/ and /lcg/ will be left in the dust. So yeah at best they'll be remembered like /akg/ and /pcrg/ are remembered nowadays.
>>529095051They will be in the dumpster when their fans leave over some new FAD, got it.
>>529084845>Most preferred champion/fgog/
>Funniest Sounding Champion/ink/
>Most KINO champion that isn't your preferred/hanny/
>Most "And the crowd goes mild" champion/wtg/
>Most unwanted champion/hgg2d/
>Most "If it came down to it among the final 4" champion/smtg/
>Most expected champion (hard mode: cant be your preferred one)/dbg/
>>529095108...like /pcrg/, as that anon said, yes
>>529094714>>529094839Soul diff plus FGO characters have been engrained in the culture. When somebody attaches Liz or the smug redman to their post in a random general, it's enjoyable and makes their post more personal. When somebody attaches freaking epic Blue Archive cunny to their post in a random general, it's annoying and forced. It's also partially because it's a FotM gacha so retards flock to it, so the annoyingness will die down over time, but the cutoff for being part of the culture was years ago, so even older FotMs like Arknights can't do it.
>>529093929t. mercbitch
So obvious
>>529084845>Most preferred champion/mggg/
>Funniest Sounding Champion/egg/
>Most KINO champion that isn't your preferred/kfg/
>Most "And the crowd goes mild" champion/dbg/
>Most unwanted champion/ink/
>Most "If it came down to it among the final 4" champion/hgg2d/
>Most expected champion (hard mode: cant be your preferred one)/fgog/
>>529095108That's kinda the norm for gachafags, they move on to the new shiny one as well as their allegiances. A lot of /gig/ and /hsrg/ flairs are now sporting the /zzz/ one; most of the /tnm/ flairs turned into /drag/fags and then they had to splinter up again and so on.
>>529095383[Inspiring News] An extremely brave and intelligent anon has made the deduction of the century and CALLED OUT Cogbrush for POSTING
>>529095376>When somebody attaches Liz or the smug redman to their post in a random general, it's enjoyable and makes their post more personalThis is an extremely gay way to phrase it
>FotM
>3 year old game, almost 4
>>529095376>When somebody attaches Liz [...] to their post in a random general, it's enjoyable and makes their post more personalYeah, no, neck yourself
>>529095907>3 year old gameThat's nothing.
>/bag/, /lcg/, /akg/, /gig/ are all FotMs
>but all have been out for years
>and all still some of the biggest fanbases in the cup
something isn't adding up here
>>5290959074 and a half actually
Your game has to be at least 10 years old to sit in the special gacha table.
>>529096139Get /lcg/ out of there, that shit is nowhere near as old as the rest
>>529095907For gachas? That's not much at all. People have money invested so it takes longer to move on, but they always do.
>>529096139/gig/ and /akg/ are former FotMs and anybody who's still into them is real.
>>529095383>caretaker wants his team to do wellGASP
>>529096343Shocking news to Lav.
>>529096267True that still has that newfag smell
>>529095981did liz rape you?
>>529096670No, I raped Liz. Anally.
She still sucks however and her posters are even worse
>gets arrested
>>529089614you mustve loved VGL23
>>529096771Different exposure to Lizposters I guess, because they're usually fine from what I've seen
Top 4 will be all gacha slops
>/bag/
>/alg/
>/fgog/
>/zzz/
>>529095383This post struck the same nerve, 3 times in a row.
>>529097078>Git Gud passing in on to SEX, SEX to EH SEX, EH SEX to whatever sex character the two other auraless shitters haveI pity Boris having to call /vg/ matches.
>>529097454>BorisHe kinda deserves it, would be fun.
>>529097454I would just activate my controller and rig it against /vg/ at that point
>>529097454>Grigori, ORT and a /bag/ chibi on the same teamI hope he and everyone watching gets to suffer
>>529097454>Either Sensei or wolfseggs>Eh? Sex?>Either Smug redman or fucking Liz>Depends on who carries the team to the final 4, most likely mibibiI really doubt /alg/ would send someone like E over essex.
>>529097984>and a /bag/ chibiMake it the Shupogaki, also add one of the /wtg/ tanks, can't see shit with them on the pitch.
>>529098083Liz has not been in a /fgog/ roster in like eight years anon.
>>529098351Tiananmen wouldn't be allowed on 4cc unironically
>>529097454/vg/ should change its goalhorns to It's a draw and somebody's getting fucked
>>529098913>it's a draw when they tie the scores>somebody's getting fucked when they're up by 3 or more/vg/ add this NOW
>>529098913I unironically believe that Boris would just replace the music with something else if they did this.
>>529098913Oh no no no Boris is gonna freak!
>>529099174>>529098913Whoever plays against /co/ should do this
>>529098913BORIS NO GET DOWN
>>529097078/gfg/... lost...
>>529098913And replace all the chants with Peter Muskrat and Cum Truck
>>529099331It’s just a /gfg/ fag trying to jinx their way to a top 4 pay it no mind
>/bag/: Shupogaki
>/gfg/: Junyaa
>/fgog/: ORT or GAO
>/alg/: Build Roon
>/hgg2d/: The blobs
>/egg/: Turrets
>/wtg/: Tiananmen Square or Bushnigger
>/dbg/: COPE
>/kfg/: The paperplane
>/mggg/: Chi-pa-pa
>/wowg/: Someone has to be the keeper, so the gnome
>/ink/: King Fat Fuck
>/ddg/: Grigori
>/smtg/: Mara
>/hanny/: Useless Ninja
>/zzz/: Super tall ears Mibibi
>/vrg/: Boomer
>/drg/: Monokuma
>/aceg/: Anyone really
>/uma/: Shonbori Rudolph
>/pmmm/: Remember the name
>/skg/: Hagaromo
The most cancerous /vg/ I could conjure with the teams that made it through.
>>529099887Time to rig everybody's polls
>>529100102>implying I'm gonna do a poll
>>529100102>polling for some CB positionlol
>>529100102Also rig the auties so we can get the /hdg/ stadium as /vg/'s home field.
>>529099887Denkocchi opened a new poll "Reso killing himself -1.5 or Boris banning /vg/ +1.5?"
>>529103275The Persona 5 gacha
>>529103401>>529103239wtf persona gacha is based?
>>529103892What if I support Palestine because I hate the kikes, and I'm a communist because I'm a NazBol?
>>529107068Managers for that feel?
>>529108829TMA outside his bubble.
>>529108829Blinky /a/
Twinky /feg/
/vg/ keepers race
21 saves - Sky Eye (ded)
16 saves - Aniki (ded)
15 saves - Moonguard
14 saves - Beat Saver
13 saves - Ave True to Caesar
11 saves - Tensai Bishoujo Hacker
10 saves - Honey, Big Man
All other active keepers below 10
>>529112556The gnome will easily get another five or six tomorrow.
OH NO MY TOILET IS CLOGGED TIME TO CALL MYUCKER MOUSE
>>529112556What's golden boot looking like?
>mercbrush changed into the flair of /myteam/
>/myteam/ lost
nooticing
>>5291138957 goals - Hope (ded)
6 goals - Determination (ded)
5 goals - Gogeta, Chipapa, Unity-chan, Arcade, Alice
4 goals - Clang, Rance, E, Redman, Sugoi, Atsui, Happy Ending, Junyaa
All other active strikers below 4
>>529114232Rance to unironically win the golden boot, cap this
>>529114232>Hope>Gogeta>Unity-chan>Arcade>Clang>RedmanThe boys are back in town.
>>529113426My bad Anon, my folks are in town and I had to run over to your place to use the shitter
>>529116317By my count he is at 56 right now. But that list is very old so other players might've jumped in.
>>529116446That list is accurate to the end of VGL23
>>529116517Then nevermind yes he'd be on the top 10. If it's not updated for VGL24 or its qualifiers at all then it'd be
Hope is at 81
Perfect Heart 70
Smug Redman 66
Pls Rember 65
Salty Umbrella 61
Nonowa 62
Arcade 60
Bad Times 59 lmao
Rance 56
Gogeta 56
>>529116802Nonowa above Salty Umbrella obviously
>>529116317Pretty sure nonowa is at 60 something too, wish we got a isthisliv for VGL. Some of us need to BE.
that post was 6 hours old, what are you doing bro?
VGL1-VGL9: Plumbers
VGLX-VGL19: ???
VGLX2-Present: Neo-Plumbers
>>529118000>Some of us need to BE.Yeah, it should be you since you're bitching about it.
>>529122549The VGL's plumber king won his stars in 11th and 12th league
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So now the top 4 from last league are dead, I've been looking through their exports and one question comes to mind; why did they all make big changes to what they ran last time?
>>529123569"This little change is the extra that I needed to win"
You can go for the top 8 and all of the non-autos made changes. /utg/ being the worst because they made it to the final and changed basically everything.
>>529123569/nikg/ changed fuck all
>>529123802they swapped the LCMF/RCMF cards and changed from double CF, which is probably why their powerful attacking from last league vanished
>>529123569Too many people trying to break the wheel instead of making a tight export with tried and tested methods.
>>529112556>A literal crippled has 11 savesThat itself is an accomplishment
>>529067714Usually tastes like a finger/nothing until the fluids come then it tastes salty and unpleasant.
I'd make a joke about you being a /bag/ fan but I know a true /bag/ fan wouldn't need to ask.
>>529069078I don't get it? /dbg/ has spooned recently and /hanny/ are a top tier team.
>>529126236It worked for this dumb whale
>>529126551This is the kinda shit she used to pull in >tests
https://files.catbox.moe/88mns6.webm
>>529131551>that little bit of ribsex
what's the difference between these 2 teams idgi
>>529132706one is about fucking little girls in 2d
one is about fucking monster girls in 2d
/hgg2d/, /mggg/ and /hanny/ are all just the same and I’m tired of pretending they’re not.
>>529096315GI revolutionized gachas as the first gacha with an actual game attached to it and not just menu you click through
>>529104894>Mrs. Thatcher was so taken aback that she immediately left the room.KWAB
Damn /4ccg/ just hates all teams huh?
>B-but /4ccg/ is not one person
Shut up
>>529135316/4ccg/ is just one extremely schizophrenic person.
>>529069502Kara let his newfag flag fly and got assmad when DF called him on it. For a guy who absolutely hates being wrong, Kara is wrong far more often than he’s right.
He needs God to slap him upside the head and say, “Bro shut the fuck up, lurk more, and learn.”
>>5291365904ccg is a gibbering mouther from D&D
Is there any benefit to joining the discord other than watching a bunch of socially inept retards throwing shit at each other
>>529138452Announcements and aesthetics help, you can keep everything else muted.
>>529136590I'm running an /EYE/bowl but it's all in my head
>>529139109Stop making waves.
>>529139172I failed the hack against PES
My legs are OK
One of the friendlies should use the original PES commentary for the match.
>>529124241What /nikg/ should have done is stop running a blank DMF. That is the root cause of the defensive problems that Kara has complained about the past two vgls. Blank DMF sucks: switch them all to anchorman and marvel at the improved defense
>>529140549People who like the PES commentary or test with it on are always the biggest weirdos in the 4cc community. Every single one I've seen has been an advanced sperg of some sort
>>529103401>persona 5>gachaThe EOS paradox
>>529141475what the hell man
>You get RB$50 every day
>You get another RB$50 every day during the final weekend, for a total of $100
>You can bet it however you want in the groups
>You can bet however much you want
>There is no wheel fuck you
>If you're betting on 'all home teams' etc, state the teams
>Say exact numbers instead of "split my money on XYZ"
>Your winnings carry over to future matchdays
>Your elbows are mine
Refer to the leaderboard and add 100 to your balance for today's maximum stake.
>/bag/ vs /hanny/
/bag/ - 2.30
/hanny/ - 2.60
>/dbg/ vs /ink/
/dbg/ - 2.40
/ink/ - 2.80
>/hgg2d/ vs /mggg/
/hgg2d/ - 2.10
/mggg/ - 2.90
>/alg/ vs /vrg/
/alg/ - 2.70
/vrg/ - 2.30
>/fgog/ vs /kfg/
/fgog/ - 2.40
/kfg/ - 2.70
>/egg/ vs /wowg/
/egg/ - 2.20
/wowg/ - 2.80
>/wtg/ vs /smtg/
/wtg/ - 2.30
/smtg/ - 2.50
>/gfg/ vs /zzz/
/gfg/ - 2.60
/zzz/ - 2.40
>AETs today
0 - 3.80
1 - 3.60
2 - 3.90
3+ - 4.50
>Penalty shootouts today
0 - 4.30
1 - 4.00
2 - 4.80
3+ - 5.80
== Leaderboard ==
Cipher !!Djml4cwnpng +2315.71
BHnk !!o92oJE3QFj2 +1980.00
Taichi Suzuki +1740.00
TowaBaby !hEN.oBXK9w +1480.02
SilverWhale !!991F6GVgCH4 +811.60
Prow !!MRnxeztQwh0 +713.00
Aoba !!Bp7NASSfohs +622.00
PES13 Anon !!KXe5F3+jdC/ +506.00
Chicano !E0oxxDHOS6 +495.08
Anónimo +362.50
!!GqHPJBwp9wa +303.00
ResoLovesBlackCock !!fC78ssUj8l0 +130.00
aquantis !!t7joqBdIsZY +115.00
>>529141585Yeah aoba is a prime example
>>529141624all in /alg/
>tips2-4 for /hanny/
0-2 for /ink/
3-1 for /hgg2d/
3-1 for /alg/
4-2 for /fgog/
2-1 for /egg/
2-3 for /wtg/
4-2 for /gfg/
>>529141624All in on /dbg/
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>>529141624All on /mggg/, not like I've got anything to lose at this point
>tips4-2 for /bag/
3-2 for /dbg/
3-1 for /hgg2d/
3-1 for /alg/
2-4 for /kfg/
2-1 for /egg/
3-2 for /wtg/
4-2 for /gfg/
>>529141624ALL IN on /kfg/
>>529143892o gio..............
there are three situations that happen whenever i test
>go up early then other team scores several unanswered goals in rapid succession
>other team goes up early then i lose by 1
>my team scores, other team scores, my team scores, other team scores, nothing for 50 minutes then the other team scores 2
>>529144775The demons in my head WILL be defeated.
Where is the "Yfw team wins" template again?
>>529136671I think the only reason DF didn't get timeout for that was because everyone agrees with what he said about Kara.
>>529141624250 on /bag/
250 on /dbg/
250 on /mggg/
250 on /alg/
250 on /fgog/
250 on /egg/
250 on /wtg/
250 on /zzz/
40 on 2 AETs today
40 on 1 Penalty shootouts today
>>529145306But that's for Sunday
>>529145835yeah but I want to have it on hand
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>>529141624RB$80 on /bag/
RB$100 on /dbg/
RB$100 on /hgg2d/
RB$120 on /vrg/
RB$100 on /egg/
RB$60 on /smtg/
RB$80 on 2 AETs
RB$82 on 2 Penalty Shootouts
>>529146479this is an insane image
>>529146479Me on the left
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>>529145940I don't have a template but here are 8 rectangles for you to fill in
>>529141624300 on /kfg/
300 on /gfg/
300 on /dbg/
300 on /vrg/
300 on /smtg/
140 on 2 AETs
100 on 0 PKs
100 on /hanny/ /dbg/ /hgg2d/ /vrg/ /kfg/ /egg/ /smtg/ /gfg/
>tipping/bag/ 2-3 /hanny/
/dbg/ 4-1 /ink
/hgg2d/ 2-1 /mggg/
/alg/ 1-3 /vrg/
/fgog/ 2-3 /kfg/
/egg/ 2-1 /wowg/
/wtg/ 1-2 /smtg/
/gfg/ 4-2 /zzz/
>>529141624All on /hanny/
>>529148246why are you chink(gook)
>>529141624$445.08 on /dbg/
>>529148324actually i'm not the chink(gook)
i'm gook(gook)
but someone in the 4ccg thought me as chink(gook) or... perhaps that was just joke idk
anyway i thought chink(gook) will be funny name to use and.... yep
>>529148826mm mm i see yes carry on then
>>529148826didn't knew that and i glad to know that thanks for inform!
really
>>529146479>aoba was an ntr scholarwho would have thought
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simple as
>>529150043I don't understand your methodology. How are /fgog/, /wtg/, and /smtg/ bad guys, but /alg/ good guys?
>>529150275good guys are when I'm interested in seeing the team play
bad guys are when I'm not
>>529141059blank DMF is good
>>529150043>Mercbrush team>Good guys
>>529151240>be the change>guy becomes the change>ummmmm not like this!!
>>529150043>/alg/>good guys
>>529151389/alg/ on the roster is the only chance for /vg/ to win anything and you know it
>>529151452even THOUGH all the cup wins and other successes like 3rd place finishes have been without /alg/
Anyone using "good guys and bad guys" seriously has a massive reddit stench to them I can't lie
>/myteam/
Good guy
>everyone else
Bad guys
another day, another test that's 90' of my team passing the ball to the other team and running into the other team
>>529152980Thoughts on the previous champions?
Based MercGOD making Aoba his bitch by submitting midcup changes 30 minutes after the deadline.
>aesco in charge of saying "fuck off you missed the deadline"
>>529153853Who gives a shit
Aoba ruined harder than how I ruined my orgasm to Asuna last night.
>>529155007/zzz/bro btw forgot to mention that
>>529155301Don't bring up that nigger general near me ever again, faggot.
>>529155570There is a 94% chance that this is a man.
If there is a god I hope it smites every single gacha team out of the tournament today
>>52915571094% chance of success? Can't think of a gacha game this generous!
>>529155710It's 100%, just look at the hands
today's match that's like this?
>>529151086If you want the center of your defense to suck, sure. If you don’t want it to suck, even a build-up DMF would be better (yes it does activate at DMF on 17)
>>529155756/gfg/ and /zzz/ play each other
>>529155929Moonguard vs Eggman
>>529154864The guy complaining about reddit stench
>>529156420Playing against /zzz/ in the third place match
>>529013545/bag/ 3-1 /hanny/
/dbg/ 1-2 /ink/
/hgg2d/ 4-1 /mggg/
/alg/ 1-3 /vrg/
/fgog/ 2-3 /kfg/
/egg/ 1-2 /wowg/
/wtg/ 3-1 /smtg/
/gfg/ 3-1 /zzz/
>>529141624all in on /ink/ /kfg/ /wowg/ /gfg/ acc
>>529155570>man handsIt’s a trap!
>>529155570So this is what Aoba looks like.
https://poal.me/4xwqvp
well..?
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>>529141624200 on /bag/
50 on /ink/
200 on /hgg2d/
200 on /alg/
50 on /kfg/
50 on /wowg/
50 on /wtg/
500 on /gfg/
80 on /bag/ /hgg2d/ /gfg/
150 on /bag/ /hgg2d/ /alg/ /gfg/
50 on 2 AET
tips
4-2 for /bag/
1-3 for /ink/
3-2 for /hgg2d/
3-2 for /alg/
4-2 for /fgog/
1-2 for /wowg/
2-3 for /wtg/
3-2 for /gfg/
Will we have good matches today?
>>529158403The first two will be.
>tipping/bag/ wins 3-1
/dbg/ wins 2-1
/hgg2d/ wins 3-1
/alg/ wins 2-1
/fgog/ wins 2-1
/egg/ wins 2-1
/wtg/ wins 3-1
/zzz/ wins 2-1
>>52914162480 on /bag/
80 on /hgg2d/
80 on /fgog/
80 on /wtg/
80 on /gfg/
>>529158403yeah i'd say every match except smtg vs wtg will be worth watching
>tipping/bag/ 3-1 /hanny/
/dbg/ 3-2 /ink/
/hgg2d/ 3-1 /mggg/
/alg/ 3-1 /vrg/
/fgog/ 3-1 /kfg/
/egg/ 2-1 /wowg/
/wtg/ 1-2 /smtg/
/gfg/ 3-2 /zzz/
>>529141624121.2 on /bag/
121.2 on /hgg2d/
121.2 on /alg/
121.2 on /fgog/
121.2 on /gfg/
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>tfw this is my 12th loss in a row against this team
I'm the most abysmal dogshit player to ever live. Before I kms give me a team to manage so I can make sure they never win again.
>>529141624all on /hgg2d/
>>529159846have you tried not going +2 dline10?
>>529159846nice /civ4xg/ over there buddy
>>529141475Hey they provide insanely good tips like when a team got momentum or if malicia activated and stuff...
>>529141624150 on /bag/ /hgg2d/
150 on /fgog/ /wowg/
103 on /smtg/ /gfg/
>forgot to watch yesterday
>uma out
my favourite fraud team... nyo
>tipping/bag/ 2-3 /hanny/
/dbg/ 3-2 /ink/
/hgg2d/ 3-1 /mggg/
/alg/ 3-4 /vrg/
/fgog/ 2-1 /kfg/
/egg/ 2-1 /wowg/
/wtg/ 1-2 /smtg/
/gfg/ 2-3 /zzz/
>>529141624All on /hanny/
>>529141624I'M NOT LATE THE HYP IS STILL PLAYING
All in /alg/
>>529160449Arisu anal sex
>>529161725>he can't do bothI feel sorry for your shallow mind
>>529161565faggot
>>529161725ignore the faggot
>Game plan was already rolled
>all high conditions for /bag/
QD does it again.
>>529162024their best player is in blue
>resetting the game until bag gets the scripted conditions
>>529162151>long ball shitters>cmfCompletely irrelevant
>>529162064Stunning and brave opinion
>That codition roll for /bag/
Jesus
>>529162198how about i pump her instead
>>529162208How much does condition affect the outcome of a game
If /hanny/ wins against /bag/ they're winning the whole thing
do baggots have a joke that isn't about sex?
>>529162208He didn't even show when he picked the teams it was already rolled, how fucking embarrassing
>>529162240do you watch any games or do you just comment based on what /4ccg/ says
Hello.
I hate weedman.
He is a genetic dead end that is obsessed with men in tights.
The world would be better off if he was dead.
Thank you, that is all.
I only test with /myteam/ on purple against full red opponents.
>>529162468bit esoteric, no?
How long do you think QD rolled to get this?
Thoughts on chibi models?
no, not cheering nor using shitty /bag/ emotes
Yup, time to use some kino /bag/ emotes.
>entire /hanny/ defense just letting /bag/ kick it around in the box
the most blatant rig we've ever seen
I'll fuck the /bag/ emotes
>>529162941Looks like shit
The good guys are winning
how do i distinguish these gacha teams? all the games look the same
>>529155756Your response now that /bag/ is dominating /hanny/?
>>529163205one has chibi models with sex, cock, cum, pussy as the medals and the other has... huh... chibi models with sex, cock, cum, pussy as the medals
>>529163205Not sure if you can tell but one of these teams are chibis in black schoolgirl uniforms while the other are mostly regular models in blue kits
>>529163205They usually have different names.
>>529163054QD is doing offside trap out of screen.
>>529163303Rance is exempt from winning
Estimates on how much /bag/ is paying QD to rig for them? I'd like to believe he has some integrity, so I wouldn't expect anything less than a couple thousand.
>>529163189>Nearly every starting /bag/ player is either orange or redYou tell me
>you can run anything on PES17
>first game is cookie cutter 4-4-2 vs my mom's 4-3-3
>>529163465>I'd like to believe he has some integrityafter the /zzz/ thing? he has none
>>529163490>QD had already rolled the conditions when he started the streamInsanely rigged
>>529163621What did he mean by this?
>all the whining and coping
Delicious, keep it coming.
How much do I need to pay QD to rig /myteam/
>>529162345Someone answer please
>>529163798That depends entirely on how much he's paying into your game
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Its simply time for /bag/ to win
>>529163881not much except when it does
>>529162345better conditions = better stats but how much nobody knows
>/bag/ wins off a BBC-themed 'ccg
nooticing
>>529162345https://isthisliv.com/records/Misc-Condition%20Differences
Take a look for yourself
>>529164010Are you the retard who made the thread?
>>529163305how long until a real team plays
>Dline at 8
Yeah sure, QD is responsible for this
>>529164010Hmm? What are you trying to say..?
>>529164162but /hanny/ is playing already...
>>529164248I can see it...
>>529163794Midori anal sex
>>529164360Huh? See what?
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>>529164551>Deagle Beand Deagle
>>529164248where are the pubes
>>529164069This page is why being a manager can be hell
>>529164143wow was it that obvious
for me, it's the green /bag/s
>>529165114You said that at the start of the match too.
>>529165408The rig is off
was this a momentum type of defeat or managerial incompetence?
not saying shit til the whistle blows
>>529165365These two are cute
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>>529164452I will fuck the cunny twin in the ass and there's nothing you can do about it
>>529165843you're the one with shit on your dick, not me
>>529165365>hairy cunnyto the gulag with you
>>529165571/hanny/'s century of humiliation
>corner slop
what can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO
/bag/ chads never give up.
if i was /bag/ manager rn i would retire on the spot
What do you call what just happened
and in the end the good guys win
>karth gets to watch his team get plowed right in front of him
Hnngh so jealous.. and it won't even be the last time he gets to watch today...
>vglco pet team to final day
glad /bag/ is dead but this is abysmal dogshit
>>529166240huh what you mean?
millions of koreans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
>>529166357/zzz/ is the last match of the day
>Gooks are leaving the stream
How sad.
>>529165843arent those green train lolis the superior pair
they even do that little dance while fucking murdering you with an explosive rounds anti air autocannon mounted on a fucking train but theyre just like tehe XD :3
>longball luckshitters getting fucked over by a 90+
you love to see it
>>529166250>/hanny/>pet teamReally nigger?
>>529166441That's villain vs villain so it doesn't matter.
>not parking for extra time when the result is unclear
every time
>lost even when QD rigged it for them
>>529166474The hanny gook is genuine though
I don't even know what game /hanny/ is
>>529166481Yes and I'm gonna fuck them in the ass too.
>>529166564>QD rigged itSo you don't know
>has to luckcheat just to barely win against a team that was superior in all ways
What a bunch of bitches, hope you bite the dust in the final day, nobody cares about /hanny/ nor alicesoft anymore, while Blue Archive is getting bigger by the day, THE JOKE IS ON YOU
See you any other time, losers
>>529164861I remember when that was the most of Streak's crimes
>>529166686Finna seething
>>529166608Isn't it the general about the alicesoft game/eroges?
>>529166564is /bag/ the shittiest lucknigger slopball retard team of all time? should their shitty ass slint eye tranager kill himself on the spot? is that what you're saying?
>>529166686Now say that without crying
>>529166686Least obvious bait, Here's the (You) you want
>>529166686Describe being raped?
>>529166686Can't hear you over the sound of your girls getting fucked by Rance
>>529166528they're one of the biggest pet teams, all of VGLco loves them
>/bag/ loses because their luck cheat didn't work
>global melty
who woulda guessed
>>529166686Blue R. Archive, everyone!
a team that has a single working playstyle across all five of its medals is in the final day. anything's possible.
Now it turns out that scoring less goals than your rival means losing. Losing is getting dominated, not winning does not equal losing, /bag/ simply had bad luck. /hanny/ didn't win, nobody sees /hanny/ as a winner, people only respect /bagg/ more after this match.
>>529166686really made some people mad with this one
>steam port cancelled
>anime flopped
>game declining
>vgl team in shambles
Rough times for /bag/.
>>529166686>while Blue Archive is getting bigger by the daypost steam release
>>529166686He's right you know
>>529166981The one playstyle just scored a hatty
>>529166918I think they spent so long being the "underdog with a shit team but active fans" that people started to like them but now they're actually not complete trash anyone it feels weird
Our ANUSES were ANALYSED and then ANNIHILATED by the MONSTER WHOPPER of BIG. DADDY. RANCE!
Rectums ruined...
Sphincters stretched...
Pootubes pulverized...
Bumholes blasted!
It was an ANALCAUST!
Oh the Humanity!
>>529167090This isn't plana.
>people still taking the obvious bait
I shiggy I diggy
>>529167090rip /bag/..
gaped...
>>529166686AND STILL KWABOTY CHAMPIONS
>>529166981/hanny/ are running a:
>fox in the box CMF/DMF>extra frontman AMF/RMF>build up SS/CMF>destroyer CF/AMF>goal poacher SS/AMF10 positions, 1 working playstyle, 0 losses (so far)
>>529166686>"i-it's bait!!">"he's got a true..."All I see is a little faggot crying, the fuck are all of you on?
>>529166528‘fraid so, it’s been this way for quite a few leagues now
>>529166686>What a bunch of bitches, hope you bite the dust in the final day, nobody cares about /hanny/ nor alicesoft anymore, while Blue Archive is getting bigger by the day, THE JOKE IS ON YOU
>>529167282Only in private~
>>529167260Probably because they wanted to run an almost full blank team and just wanted to be silly
>The only team I didn't want to see champion is dead
Already a 10/10 tournament for me. Keep PES17 forever.
>>529166981Blank is good you nigger that was the joke.
>>529167263>All I see is a little faggot cryingyeah mirrors work like that
>>529167413>yurinigger bagturdHang yourself aria or kiyose
>>529167416/dbg/? /smtg/? /hgg2d/?
>>529166774ayyy bubba calm down
>>529167416the establishment doesn't want a /psg/ championship, they cannot acknowledge the greatness of tech's management
does /ink/ even have fans im not trying to be rude but ive never seen one
I think the posters here care about the outcomes of these matches more than their respective generals
>>529167453damn, do all your mirrors show you that? poor fella
>>529167832I'm an /ink/ fan (I don't use the general) (I don't like Splatoon)
>>529167904You're just now realizing this?
>>529167774Yeah, that's why they directly sabotaged him in /psg/'s last game by cutting his power.
If /bag/ had to lose to anyone I am fine with it being /hanny/ actually.
>>529166774>Already got humiliated by /hanny/>Still got worked to a shootI don't like /bag/ but I gotta appreciate the heel heat
>>529167904While everyone wants to win, the majority of generals do really just watch to have fun. Everything is about only the result for the 'ccg.
>>529167774but tech already won a vgl how much more powerful does he need to be
>>529167904Well yeah? Most generals only care about their team and not the overall VGL. Most of /4ccg/ is just for the d*scord to let loose steam.
>>529166686>most obvious bait this last year>still gets this many replies/4ccg/ is so cooked
>>529168257Yeah but it involves team 4ccg doesn't like so it's not bait
>>529168257I'll always give a (You) to a man so desperately reaching for it. He clearly needs it.
>>529168257the power of shupo
>>529168257I'm 8 of those replies don't worry
>/ink/ scores
>0 (zero) /ink/ flairs in the chat
really makes you think
HEED MY WORDS
/psg/ won't win shit unless they add Rabbit Hole Miku to the team. Thanks for listening.
>>529167832I like the game and the general is one of the less shitty ones relevant to my interests, and I enjoy that /ink/ is one of the underdog teams in a way. I just wish they had better aesthetics and also that the Salmon Run players actually used Salmon Run music for their goalhorns.
>>529168369Hikari anal sex
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>/bag/ manager isn't quitting
Why not?
>>529168607because the general liked the results of this vgl despite dying on ro16.
>>529168603kek, repost this in the shitpost box
>>5729168607the /bag/cord needs a malleable puppet
>>529168421>he thinks /psg/ is a Miku team
im not going to add rabbit miku in psg
>>529168607not obnoxious like the previous ones
>>529169054im going to RAPE you
>>529168853this nigga replying to a post from 10 decades away
>>529168919Isn't it better to think that about the general rather than option B? The game that has an unironical tranny
>>529168607Because the last result was a fucking spoon, are you retarded?
get these terrorist teams off my screen
>>529169054I'm going to breed you until you put it on /psg/
>>529169146i feel like this retard types the post number
because there is a random 7 in that post and if you remove it, it's the correct one
>>529169054soory Aoba, but no one knows a shit about your team, adding Rabbit Miku will let your team finally take off
>>529169167Miku is literally only there for association purposes
>>529170126a RIVETING 1-3
Thread is oddly quiet regarding the current match. Looks like a /4ccg/ pet team is losing.
start the next match already holy fuck
>>529170242I'm too busy cheering.
>have Miku
>Aoba simps for them
>managed by a star winner and former /vg/ manager
>still has less fans than /@/ or fucking /gbpen/
How is it possible for /psg/ to be so auraless
>>529170242I only tuned in to watch /bag/ job. It made my day and now I'm watching something else.
>>529170242Piss break match. Started the day off way too strong.
>nintenshit villains winning
grim
Make sure to include a /zzz/ related OP for the next thread
can't believe this thread rated /dbg/
>>529170408i'll take the bings over shounenbabs
so is /bag/ gonna kill their new manager for getting them to final day instead of winning the whole thing?
>>529170537get this fat whore off my screen
>>529170629It's not final day
>>529170746sorry meant to say not final day
>>529170339/@/ is a faster thread. Not sure about /gbpen/
>need to rely on fucking st/ink/ to kill the pet team
final day looking grim already and we only have our first two teams so far
>>529170629Why would he when he didn't spoon compared to VGL23?
/ink/ gods, I fucking kneel
>>529170629Their current manager didn't do stupid bets for more emotes that still plagues the channel to this day
while you were watching /dbg/ job, dagoth ur just scored a bicycle kick against /mlp/
>>529170339>>have MikuI wonder how many people actually care about miku, she's got some extremely dedicated fans but she doesn't seem to have particularly many fans in the cup community
>>529170862not like that helped their last manager who got chased out for getting 3rd
>>529170921If you're not into Project Sekai, you probably only know about Miku.
First half shots: 7(4) - 7(3)
Second half shots: 0(0) - 4(3)
Why are people defending /bag/? Their match ended, and the match after ended too, shut the fuck up already.
>>529170806>Searching for posts with the subject ‘psg’ and posts after 2025-06-01. 4 results found.>Searching for posts with the subject ‘gbpen’ and posts after 2025-06-01. 10 results found.>Searching for posts with the subject ‘iDOLM@STER’ and posts after 2025-06-01. 57 results found.They are faster but mostly because /psg/ is slow as fuck.
>>529171085Why do people keep asking if their manager is going to quit?
>/hanny/
>/ink/
>/mggg/
>/alg/
>/kfg/
>/wowg/
>/wtg/
>/zzz/
You rike?
>>529171182zzz is right cause I'll be sleeping
>>529171182No, you forgot my team
>>529170921/psg/ isn't about Miku so if you're into Vocaloids you're not going to be particularly fond of it
>sell your soul to /u/ to merc more teams
>THE REAPER COMES
tik tok mercbrush
>>529171339don't jinx it faggot
>>529171182>/hanny/>/ink/>/mggg/>/vrg/>/kfg/>/egg/>/wtg/>/gfg/i rike this better
>>529171052And that's the point. /psg/ could be popular if at least there were tons of fans of miku around, but it looks like not even that is the case.
>>529171314>so if you're into Vocaloids you're not going to be particularly fond of itThat's an understatement, you should see the /jp/ vocaloid thread every time project sekai gets mentioned.
>villain vs villain
who the fuck do I root for
>>529171594It's a free road to the final for /hgg2d/ anyways
both the /hgg2d/ manager and the /mggg/ caretaker have forfeited, this match's spot goes to /dbg/
>>529171702Mercifulbel and Generousbrush...
>>529171675how is hgg2d gonna get to finals if theyre gonna lose to vrg? they gonna teleport to the other side of the bracket lol?
>anime girl name and anime girl avatar
>deepest giganigga voice imaginable
>/hgg2d/ dominates the condition roll
rig is in
>>529171980managers for this feel?
>>529171980That's Australia for you.
>>529172007/hanny/ won despite having worse condition rolls
We are three stars.
How can you beat three stars?
What a grand and intoxicating innosence.
Shame on you sweet 4cc.
>>529172237Actually, Cuck Man Phil has it locked up
>>529171472I think Miku wasn't that prominent when Project Sekai was being marketed, so the vocafags never really took a look at them.
That, or they give PS a shot and realize Miku is not the center of the series so they dropped it quickly.
I mean, I don't really know what PS is like, but it's not Hatsune Miku Project Diva, right?
>>529172237No, they are KWABOLY (KWAB of last year)
>>529172237>qualies to RO16
>>529171980>girl name>Nagahide
You fags are just jealous of /bag/
>>529172530Nah, I did give it a quick try a while ago and it's pretty much vocaloid-flavored /gbpen/
Why is /mggg/'s music so crusty
>>529172584Not the guy you're replying to but they went from 3rd to qualifiers between VGL22 and 23.
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>>529172829rpg maker game from 2010s
>fumo shit
abysmal dogshit
>>529172836And? That was last year
>>529172836/bag/ also had a completely new guy from VGL22 to VGL23. He made quite the recovery in VGL24.
>>529173163now say that without crying
>>529173163not enough black cock references for ya?
>>529173240Yukkurichads won, fumoshits lost
>>529173303???? You are a mentally broken individual
>>529170554ASS rated /dbg/ as well
what the fuck is going on
wasn't /hgg2d/ a powerhouse
>>529173407>pitting yukkuris against fumos
RHS slurring commentary is such a chore to listen to.
