>>529081547>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>league za rokuhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
>fantasy leaguehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j0HBcbcul7h8PNfvdl2HuAbLakEVNUMwaPUw1-4nBiM
I'm taking your toys away
1000%... Caladbolg is fully charged...!
Tsumo nomi, 400 points.
>>529136928It's easier with my hand anyway
Le Shiroko w-
-ell it's time for sleep
>>529137341Good night anon
Which time of the day can I not meet chinko*ds in ranked?
Would be too much of a meme wwyd here but why do both stupid pile of screws prefer to drop a fully safe tile here over needless 5p when I have 2 ryanmen ishanten. There's no way to tell anyone being dangerous here, right?
>>529138660There's no way to spot that dama and even keeping the safe tile is correct. Just unlucky.
kirkeks... not like this...
Teio
Goldship
Nature
Urara
Spechan
Rate my mahjong team
>>5291392230/10, no taiki shuttle
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
>>529140206How ya Feelin' Sprout?
>>529138660There's no way to tell but your hand just isn't that good for turn 12. You don't deny that many wins from opponents if you happened to win. You shouldn't really riichi this that late. A lot of value of this hand is just being tenpai at the end so if you get in tenpai like turn 15 you probably should deal 8p if you kept 5p earlier. It's a small risk that they're dama but you're taking it double musuji against everyone. It's hard to find the turn when it's better to stop sakigiri
>watch celestials play
>literally same exact decisions making as me
>but they get faster and more valuable hands on average
This chinkoid game just isn't fun.
>>529140810sure buddy
you are "just unlucky"
>>529139223Teio +235
Spechan +146
Nice Nature +3
Goldship -150
Urara -1000
I'm crashing my team's score with no survivors
>>529141359Woooow. Cool. You're like 20th guy who does this
>>529141702https://youtu.be/mQJagD96X8U?t=18
>>529141702Feed me, Sprout!
>>529142208SSEXXXXOOOOOOOOOO
>>529142208the first time in japanese history they made a girl too big
fucking shut it down
>>529142208Burger beauty standards
>>529142208Imagine strapping her wrist to a treadmill and making her run until she cries.
>>529142208Daburiel could simply eat all the other players at the table to win
>>529142208>fat fuck is literally 8 times the volume of the one on the leftalso what's with the barcode
>>529142467>also what's with the barcodeamerican
>thought I might have to stream
>someone else singed up
LFG
>>529142208Americans would fuck this
So this is the Special Week of Mahjong Fight Girl?
>>529142467She escaped the lampshade factory.
>>529142545aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie i blinked before
https://live.fc2.com/84503510/
table A:
ZWEI (345.7),
Yakupara Cat Cafรฉ (-28.1),
Hannah Yome (-423),
ๆตทๅบXI (-444.8)
would you buy a sex robot if one came out in 10 years and costed like 50k dollars? Let's say it can do simple movements like hugging and kissing, but complicated tasks like doing dishes would be not possible for it. Consider that it could break down and that repairs are expensive.
>>529142918jacking off feels better than sex, so no
>>529142918why would you need that when you can just grab an anon from here for that for free
>>529142918I would not buy a real woman for that much
>>529142918No, I only care about human females from 7 to 13
>>529143241this isn't a good look for /mjg/
>>529142918i'll probably be too old to be horny enough to want to buy one
>>529143241this is peak /mjg/
>>529138660>shonpaigit gud, you should get suspicious late 2nd row
>>529138660keeping le safe tile only to not discard it when you draw a dangerous tile? sasuga /mjg/
>>529142208MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>529143241these robots will come out in 15 years on the black market
>>529141702We need RIICHI on this case
Table B
https://www.twitch.tv/nyaggazakaponcat
Akayaku sprouts grinchlantis rozen maidens
>Furry stream
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhh*
>>529144326Furries run this league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1WTGEoiai8
You watch?
>>529144406>ching chongno thanks
>>529144406>chinesehard pass
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING
>>529144406No, I read only.
How do I stop getting caught up in wishful thinking and trying to force hands when I should just accept low value cheap ones that are faster?
>>529144593For some reason I remember the singing being way better than this
>>529144593This song always makes me think of Yu Yu Hakusho abridged
Hi /mjg/ sama~~~~
The tea party may have concluded but the quest to serve delicious meals will never end~
Today comes another beautiful dish: Suiseiseki and Souseiseki's Toitsuba Platter~
"AHEM. TO is a CHIBINIGGER DESU!"
"Boku thinks this collab was a mistake, Boku's team's ranking started dropping immediately after us dolls started making these."
A hand full of pairs, a plate full of pimento stuffed olives~ (oใโฝใ)o
Will you call?
Or will you stay closed?
Which way do you swing, /mjg/-sama~?
Whatever you pick, you'd better finish watching Rozen Maiden Season 1, since there'll be a Rozen Maiden trรคumend stream after EU2 tomorrow Sunday, June 29~!
"Yo! Chibinigger. Watch My Show or else... DESU!"
"You Would Be Wise To Watch Boku's Show."
More menu showcases coming soon, so stay tuned!
See you again on the next one!
YakuPara Cat Cafe โ NO YAKU? NO PROBLEM!
#YakuPara #NOYAKUNOPROBLEM #/mjg/league6 #RozenMaidenFรผritend #YakuParaXRozenMaiden
>>529144662Just stop being retarded?
>>529144765Can I get a burger with the olives?
>>529144765NO! BUT THE OLIVES???
>>529144583>>529144565This is more for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb6zx-V1VPM
>>529142918Only if I can make it look like a cute anime girl
>>529144825But the game rewards being retarded all the time, unless it's me. If it's me there's only punishment.
>>529144765but I haven't finished watching season 1 yet...
>Chapter 19
>When you have two middle tile pairs, kill one
>Closed hand iishanten with two pairs
>When you have yakuhai, toitoi, honitsu or the like, pairs of honours or 19m are excellent blocks. But when your hand cannot be opened, they are weak. Let's look at different blocks and how many tiles can change them or turn them into complete groups:
TN: The "=" will tell us how many tiles complete the block, the next line (if present) will talk about possible changes (improvements).
>Honour / manzu pair = 2 tiles
>Other terminal pair = 2 tiles
>Drawing 23/78 also makes it a kanchan with pair, letting the block accept 6 tiles total.
>2/8 pair = 2 tiles
>Can also gain kanchan acceptance as above, or draw 1 kind of tile for a ryanmen with pair shape (e.g. 223) accepting 10 tiles.
TN: Note that "1 kind of tile" and "X number of tiles" are not the same thing. 1 kind of tile in this case is just 4 tiles. Why is Owata like this
>4/5/6 pair = 2 tiles
>2 kinds of tiles for ryanmen with pair shape as above.
>3/7 pair = 2 tiles
>As above, but one of the ryanmen possibilities is an A-class ryanmen (i.e. 1-4 or 6-9).
>Penchan = 4 tiles
>Kanchan waiting on 2/3/7/8 = 4 tiles
>1 kind of tile to change to ryanmen.
>Kanchan waiting on 4/5/6 = 4 tiles
>2 kinds of tiles to change to ryanmen.
>Ryankan 135/579 = 8 tiles
>1 kind of tile to change to ryanmen. Worse than ryanmen because it uses 3 tiles rather than 2.
>Ryankan 246/468 = 8 tiles
>1 kind of tile to change to ryanmen, but can accept red fives and works with tanyao.
>Ryankan 357 = 8 tiles
>2 kinds to change to ryanmen.
>Ryanmen 3-6 or 4-7 = 8 tiles
>The tiles waited on are easy to use, so can be hard to win with.
>Ryanmen 2-5 or 5-8 = 8 tiles
>It's easier for 2 or 8 to come out. Also accepts aka, making it good for both value and defence.
>Ryanmen 1-4 or 6-9 = 8 tiles
>It's much easier to win on 1 or 9.
>furry stream
>10 fps stream
So this is the power of /mjg/
>>529144985Fuck off retard. I'm tired of you
>>529145630Excuse him, he meant go back to /jong/.
>Ryanmen with pair = 10 tiles
>The strongest of blocks. It's almost guaranteed to become a complete block, and you can pon with it as well.
>This list is ordered from least to most valuable block shape. If you choose blocks according to this list, you'll have wide acceptance and good shapes.
>When do pairs become complete groups
>To become closed triplets, pairs can only accept 2 tiles. When those are discarded, they become even worse. It's better to keep isolated tiles (even non-manzu terminals) over such bad pairs.
>Dora 2p
>1199m24568p44067s
>This hand becomes iishanten upon cutting 2p or 8p, so many people will just cut 8p. However, if one of the manzu pairs has a tile already discarded, I recommend dropping that pair instead and going back to 2shanten.
>Even if dropping 8p is iishanten, that iishanten has 3 pairs and so can accept at most 6 tiles to get into tenpai. That tenpai may be easy to win, but if useful tiles are cut before then this hand cannot call them, which makes the hand shape very weak.
>We can see that the hand is likely to only reach tenpai by endgame, and then may only have a shanpon with 1 tile left.
>If you quickly shift your mind into mawashi mode and drop a pair, you'll note that any pinzu draw will be useful. With 2 blocks in pinzu and 2 in souzu you'll have wide acceptance and it's easy to get good shapes.
>West seat, 4th turn, dora 9p, 1m is once discarded
>11m34577p1306799s
>This, too, is a hand where you should drop your manzu pair. I'm sure there are people that would cut 7p or 9s, but with the next useful draw they'd be left with a difficult hand to play.
>Rather than expecting to draw the last 1m, let the 7p or 9s pair be your head and hope for your pinzu or souzu shape to develop. Your hand will be more flexible, and on the next useful draw you can easily cut the second 1m.
>Dropping the 1m pair also makes your pond stronger, and when you riichi your opponents will find it hard to fight back.
>>529144593What an absolutely vapid song.
>I use this approach in yonma as well.
>The following example is from the RMU Open League 2017, the second finals match.
>North seat, 4th turn, dora 5z
>123357m11678s6p11z
>1s and Ton were both live tiles, but the hand like this will probably be riichi nomi, and the manzu shape isn't great anyway.
>Allowing my tenpai to come a bit later, I decided to aim for good shape with pinfu iipeikou chance and went back to 2shanten by cutting 1s.
>The winning shape was the following:
>Riichi, tsumo on 8m, ura dora 2m
>12367m567p567s11z
>As an extra charm point, the hand was furiten due to 5m. I didn't get sanshoku, but getting tsumo on a desperate riichi (chasing dealer riichi) for 1300-2600 allowed me to come back from 4th to 1st.
>If I hadn't gone back to 2shanten it's questionable if I could have even reached tenpai, and certainly this win wouldn't have happened.
>I was really happy about using my approach on a big stage with big stakes, and having it pay off.
>>529145950I wish all gamblers going back into 2shanten a very backfire and get 4th.
>>529143053Can confirm sex is overrated
>>529145501Hurry up DESU!
>>529145595>penchan better than middle pair>357 is the best kind of ryankanNeat.
>>529145768>It's better to keep isolated tiles (even non-manzu terminals) over such bad pairs.Does Owata specifically mean pairs with 0 tiles left to become ankou? I didn't realize they were worse than isolated terminals.
>>529146726>Does Owata specifically mean pairs with 0 tiles left to become ankou?It's once discarded or worse. And keep in mind this is for closed hands.
>>529146848Surprising how much he hates once-cut shanpon waits since they have a good win rate if honors.
Didn't the BGM used to mute when you previewed voicelines? When did they cnage that?
Uhhhhhh, your 123 sanshoku
>Steve basically seal's Yakuparakek's fate
Good job Kaavi. You did well, except some moment actually, but you did well regardless.
>>529148097what did he do?
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What's the point of this last week of games? It's not like the rankings will change.
>>529148362yeah that's what I thought, retard
I just think it's funny Grinchlantis ended up with so many grinches.
If I'm in tenpai for a yakuman I want everyone to know.
I want my fucking hand to start glowing with light particles gathering toward it generating spatial distorsions. Every tile I discard after should end up burning to ashes, leaving only their symbol imprinted on the table.
I want everyone to know that if they don't something soon, their fate is sealed.
I want them to acknowledge me as the final boss of the table and to either flee with fear or take me on like heroes.
This should be an option.
Death to furrynigger team, I bless Steve to eliminate that creature.
>>529149185maybe switch to a character with actual good emotes
I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3418326/8fad82db36/
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The greatest doujin of all time.
>>529150664His other works are better. Especially the tennis girl one.
>>529150664why is she smiling at me like this?
>>529150998dementia from too much luck
I'm not joking
>Chapter 20
>Considerations about ranked points (hanchan)
TN: This chapter is technically about tenhou ranked points, but some of it applies to majsoul as well. I'll abridge as necessary.
>Aiming for first is the standard
>In sanma ranked, getting first is more important than in yonma ranked. As there are only three players, it's harder to avoid last.
>So rather than focusing on avoiding last place, try to make taking first place your main goal.
>When you find yourself in last place, remember that you can recover even from large point differentials. Don't just tilt out.
>Getting a direct mangan hit or baiman tsumo is surprisingly realistic.
>Landing a direct hit on first place for a comeback to first happens fairly often. With less people who you may have to decline ron on, it's just easier to do.
>Also, because everyone will be aiming for first place, it's less common for last place to be stuck in a shitty situation.
>Accordingly, I think it's best not to pay too much attention to players below you and aim for first until your South dealer turn is over.
Oldhag shut down the luckshitting worm. Eyem proud.
Throw his off the submarine
>With the easy value in sanma you can aim for an upset from pretty much anywhere. While there's nothing wrong with being in first place, don't focus on your current placing too much.
>Rather than trying to play according to the current point spread, play each hand individually to the best of your ability. I feel that people that do this are more suited to getting first places.
>Yonma techniques like calling chii for a quick and cheap win, dealing in on purpose, stopping last place from calling, playing nicely with first place, and others, are more suited towards a last place avoidance playstyle, and I think they're not really needed in sanma.
>The reason is that sanma ranked rewards most points for getting first.
>In tenhou yonma ranked, going 1st-1st-4th results in 90+90-180=0 ranked points, whereas in sanma 1st-1st-3rd would be 135+135-180=+90 points.
TN: Majsoul ranked uma also force you to take more first places than last places to rise through the ranks, so even though the exact numbers are different the logic still mostly applies.
>Making difficult gambles to avoid last place are not really needed. My being houou rank despite being poor at keiten and calling is evidence of this fact. I'm not saying this in self-deprecation, I really think this is proof.
The rest of the chapter consists of more detailed calculations of the tenhou ranked point spread so we don't need it. If anyone wants to look at the majsoul spread and look how many X first places compare to Y last place then feel free.
>>529151070This should be retconned already. Early onset brain disease is not a fun character trait.
based fodder teams winning when it doesn't matter anymore.
>>529151801>4 wins to make up 3 losses at master 3It's over. My strength to climb in sanma Jade is fading.
>>529148264I gave up, shan't participate in chinkjong gameplay
>>529151804All the slut doujins of her are kind of fucked up if that's how she is.
>>529152078Steve chose cope, hate to see it
>Spiteful faggot in 4th deals in on purpose to fuck up my gyakuten
It should be legal to hunt you
>>529150882which one is that
next session we will see if jet set riichi can hang on
>>529152146it's not cope, it's despair
I want to lick Jane's armpits.
>>529152040>It's over. My strength to climb in sanma Jade is fading.I believe in you anon. Just always roll the newest character or buy the newest skin for a flow boost and then get lucky.
did the tourney make memesura less fun?
>>529152946it was never fun
>>529152946it's more fun with busting
>>529152558>roll nothing>forced to redeem pic relatedSHITTY HAG
>>529152946It's only fun when you're luckshitting and destroying everyone with unbearable waits.
It's not fun when you're a lucklet
is folding even worth it in limitless asura
there are so many fucking draws you're gonna run out of safe tiles eventually
>>529153323folding in asura is winning a cheap hand as fast as possible to avoid point less
>chiitoi = ryanmen in limitless
extremely OP
>another year of failing my team
do I just stop singing up, or do I put my FOC days behind me?
It's not about skill. I'd much rather have an adeptchad teammate who's willing to learn and grow, over an M1 looper who refuses to avoid the same bad decisions every game.
Some of you are so attached to your amateur "style" of playing, that it becomes an identity you're unwilling to part with, even if it brings your team down.
>>529153649A decent amount of FOCs are doing well this league. You've probably just been unlucky both years.
>>529154228I'm gonna teach my adeptchad wrong as OC
>>529154228when they do it they get top, when I do it I get a yakitori 3rd or 4th
rozen maiden bros we are so back
aru-1
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>>529153649You'll never survive playing ranked if jobbing in league makes you not want to sign up next year, you'll be back to being an FOC as soon as you get 2 4ths in a row.
>>529154779I quit playing ranked after getting two 2nds in a row thoughbeit
>>529154714>only 1session leftdollbros...
>>529152269were they both nips? I've seen nips clearly collude in my games just to keep a hated gaijin from taking 1st. this was a while back but the memory stuck clearly in my mind.
>orasu>I'm 2nd and last dealer, nip kamicha is 1st, nip toimen is 4th, gaijin shimocha is 3rd>kamicha is going for an obvious pinzu somete, discarding nothing but manzu and souzu>toimen keeps purposely feeding him pinzu and honors to call with>he's not a pushmonkey, he hasn't dealt in once this match, he just got unlucky or misplayed his hands, so this is obvious feeding>still manage to reach tenpai, waiting on 14p to ron kamicha's overflow>toimen cuts 1p, thinking he'll give kamicha the win and fuck me over>20 second ron his ass, spamming my most smug emote>gyakuten and shadowrealm him as the cherry on top
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>>529154815That's even worse than I thought.
>>529154815>can't even handle rankedMentarulet, plain and simple. Keep blaming bad luck for every year you go negative from now on.
>>529153649>tank team's score>produces shit ocWhat are you even good for? Kill yourself already.
>>529155096I only make OC for other teams, I haven't made any for my team
>>529155143cheating whore on top of that
I still haven't touched Jade after hitting master
>>529155058I've never blamed luck, blaming luck is a cope. I clicked the tile that dealt in, I pushed a bad riichi that dealt in, it is always my fault
>>529155346And you keep doing it. You never learn. You never read a book. You never consult a bot. Then you blame yourself, just to become even angrier and more disappointed.
You haven't even tried.
>>529155346>waaaaah woe is me waaaah I'm so badGrow up
>>529155690Hmm nyo, I will continue to spiral
>>529155609I have never tried my full effort at anything in my life so my ego isn't bruised when I fail.
>>529155823A sad way to live.
>>529155823couldn't be me haha
>>529155823Imagine how many thousands of years of human potential and happiness has been stolen away by this line of thought.
>>529155823always hide your power level
>>529155823I used to be like this but then realized that I was just afraid of trying hard and still failing and saying that I was just lazy was an excuse
>>529155823try better in your next life
>>5291552523 months since I played ranked
>>529158704His second manga is much better
I wish I could quit ranked
Steve is coming back to Monster Hunter today!
>>529158704Pointless misery wank
>>529158869Compared to Takopi it was
>>529152336Gachihame SEX Shidou | Serious SEXual Training
>>529158990That's what makes it mahjong-core
GG, thanks for the fun race whoever invited me
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>>529159537angelina jolie?
Why are you all so ugly today
>>529159402there's horse races going on in /mjg/?
>>529159690I found out I have to work 6 days for the next two months
>>529159726You'll ride me, how does that sound for a "horse race"?
>>529159690I still don't have bikini xenia, so I'm eating out of stress
>>529159825You forgot your miko
Umamusume Room Match
Race ID: 11539486
>>529160075Can I play umamusume on steam?
>>529160173Illya wouldn't say this
btw what's the gameplay like?
>>529160243I will now play your game
>>529160283I will no longer play your game
>>529160203https://store.steampowered.com/app/3224770/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby/
>>529160351>what's the gameplay like?Raising sim with horse races
>>5291600755/18
>>529160512to give cygames money
>>529160767i'll wait until collab
>>529160736Is it f2p generous?
>>529160230Illya's known to make some racist remarks, I wouldn't put it past her.
>>529160823no, now start your reset marathon for your cards
>>529160895Prisma Illya wouldn't, she is a saint in the body of a succubus
cuties poster doesn't even own illya how did we let him get away with this fraud
>>529161065a future mathematician in the body of a succubus
>>529161174You also don't own hag yet you post her
>>529160075>check runners list>names
>>529161287you own hag
she came free with your account
Majsoul Friends Room 17165(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=17165
>>529161445I will cope in this room
>>529161445I'm cooking food so I might go afk in like 6 minutes
>>529161413I didn't get her, I have the oldest mjs account known to man
>>529161445nyoooooo i want too late
>Chapter 21
>Reading lag
>See through fake lag
>One big characteristic of online mahjong is the possibility to make reads based on lag. Lag happens when a player has the chance to call a tile, which in sanma means either pon, kan, or ron.
>When there is lag after a discard, it means that a player other than the one that discarded it has at least a pair of that tile.
>When you were the one discarding the tile, you don't know which of the others is causing the lag, but sometimes you can tell based on discards.
>You don't have to think about sequences because there is no chii in sanma.
(Omitted paragraph about yonma here.)
>Lag in sanma gives you more precise information, so it's more important than in yonma. Keep this information in mind when choosing blocks and waits.
>Let's say there was lag on 3s and your hand is
>24567p445577788s
>The double 3-6s ryanmen looks very weak here because we expect at most one 3s to still be in the wall. Knowing this we can cut 4455s down into a single block or drop 8s and hope to extend our pinzu shape. This is the way you want to use information derived from lag.
>Another thing to consider is that if you allow lag to happen on 19m or an honour, others may be able to read what yaku you have.
>E.g. if the second copy of a yakuhai tile is discarded, and there's lag on it but you don't call, together with your pond this can allow the others to read that you are going for chiitoi.
>When you tanki riichi with such a chiitoi, they will consider the possibility that you may be aiming for a pair drop mawashi from one of them. Thus for hands like chiitoi, pinfu iishanten, or similar, you'll want to click the "no calls" button to prevent lag from happening.
>>529162089>Reading lagngmi
>>5291600758/18
Race starts in 9 minutes
>By the way, tenhou also creates random lag on tiles that cannot be ponned from time to time.
TN: The same is true for majsoul.
>So it will be a problem to guess whether lag is genuine or fake.
>The only clue you get is the length of the lag. It seems that fake lag on tenhou is about 2 seconds.
TN: I don't know if fake lag on majsoul has a fixed length or not, in any case the points mentioned here seem interesting so I'm not skipping any paragraphs.
>So if the lag disappears almost instantly, say in 1 second or less, we can assume it was real lag. When the lag is 3 seconds or longer, we should also assume that it's real.
>From another perspective, this means that if you are the cause of the lag, you should hold it for about 2 seconds to make it harder for the others to judge whether it was real or fake.
>Compared to tells that exist in real life mahjong, lag is more restricted in the info it gives you, but it's also more precise.
>There may be people who thinks it's unfair to use lag information, but as everyone is playing with the same rules and the same tools, not using it will leave you at a disadvantage.
>That's it for my thoughts on lag reading. I think you shouldn't get too hung up on it; focus on the basics first and consider lag info to be an occasional "plus alpha."
>>529161065Prisma illya's canonically the sluttiest of the three though. Kuro kissed people impersonally and made it weird by getting horny. Miyu is a pure girl that got molested by Illya multiple times. Illya lusts both for onii-chan and other girls.
>>529141359It's much cooler to tank other team's scores. Why don't other teams get this?
>>529142339>japaneseIs it? I assumed it was a Chinese company like most of these.
>The Hashish-Eater by Clark Ashton Smith (the most imaginative poem ever written)
I always stare at kamicha's pond for 2 seconds before drawing my tile IRL, so no one can read my lag.
>tsumogiri riichi irl
>"why'd you do that, anon?"
>>529163034Don't worry, I'm laughing at you when I see you do it online, too.
>>529163034P-please don't talk to me at the table...
>>529163034Now they have to pay a chombo for shamisen
>>529163206>tableWeeeeeelll check out the fancy jyanshi pulling up in his junkmat
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nyo...
How many of you enjoyed the original mahjong?
>>529163738Eile mit Weile is peak family gaming.
>>529155096I was at +150 as an FOC kekspert until I played 3 extra games.
>>529163447based
sneedtroons sudoku out of shame
>>529160075GG, thanks for the race
Why did I bring sprinters for this track
>>529161445gg gotta eat before work
>>529160075gg Scarlet should be nerfed
>>529164947it worked out in the end, scary winning distance
>>529163738the final stretch always made me seethe, just like Pokemon Master Quest
>>529161445fun game thanks for coming!
>>529163738for some reason in my country they call the game "don't be mad, man" and that made me seethe even more when I lost
>>529165272Here they call it "Who will laugh at the end?" and hearing the winner laugh at the losers made me hate the game
>>529165130GG. my goldie got rushed at the start otherwise i am certain she would have had it. I just enjoy seeing the retard make a mad dash for the last 200 meters.
Also, next time i bring 3 because the slots weren't filling anyway.
>>529165904Me after a 2nd that shoudl've been a 1st
>>529161445GGs
>>529165130Daiwa Rocket build is fine, you just need to find someone with Maruzensky as parent 1 for her Red Shift skill. Then train only Spd/Stam with at least 400 Wit (very important bare minimum for your umas to actually proc her skills)
>lose 1000 points in east 1
>can't play from behind so I end up 4th
how do I cope?
>>529166905Blame "luck" and pretend like it wasn't your fault
please remember to bench me next year
>>529166905Learn how to play from behind.
>>529168291play from behind book 1 doko
>>529154228I've tried to learn as much as possible from my teammates and league as a whole.
My average mortal score went from 77 to 89 and from A- to S on maka this league over 100 ranked games.
Still jobbed almost everything. Still jobbing almost everything. And yes, I did improve as a player beside knowing terminals and honors proper's discard order.
The only times I did well were when I played like a giganigger retard because I was tired.
My captain is likely mad at me even if he didn't say anything, I know, because he's a mentarulet.
My higher rank teammates probably think I'm a gigaretard and I don't blame them, but it's still a bit disappointing because I think I've played well and I was just unlucky, but it's hard to prove when you are a low rank.
I've tried my best, it wasn't enough.
I'm sorry everyone.
I still had a lot fun, thanks for drafting me.
>>529168713It's all your fault, if you were gonna job you should've made more oc instead of studying.
>>52916871389 average is literal celestial++ level
This match will decide the top seed
I'm over the horse game. Back to mahjong
I've learned as little as possible from my teammates and league as a whole.
My average mortal score went from 80 to 80 and from B+ to B+ on maka this league over 0 ranked games.
Still jobbed almost everything. Still jobbing almost everything. And yes, I didn't improve as a player since I keep schizo safe tiles.
I never played well because I played like a giganigger retard since I was tired.
My captain is likely mad at me even if he didn't say anything, I know, because he's a sanma player.
My higher rank teammates probably think I'm a gigaretard and I don't blame them, but it's to be expected because I think I didn't play well even despite being lucky. But it's easy to prove when you are an FOC.
I can't say I tried, I definitely wasn't strong enough
I'm sorry everyone.
>>529168713>averages S on maka and 89 on mortal you mean that's your highest points, right
EU 21 Table A BRITBONG EDITION
Pinzu Pumpers (475)
World Mahjong Entertainment (392.4)
Jet Set Riichi (258)
Hannah Yome (-486.5)
https://www.twitch.tv/souzusweetroll
but before that we first have a pre-show of Wallace and Gromit Episode 1 - A Grand Day Out (24 mins long) starting in about 5 minutes. Feel free to join!
if there's audio or visual issues, call me a retard and let me know
Steins Gate? More like Shit's Gay.
>>529170478i wan't some tea now
Today after the league games /doko/ anime club is watching Memories by Katsuhiro Otomo of Akira fame! Join us at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/dokoanimeclub for some comfy boomerslop at around 11 PM CEST depending on when the games finish!
>>529171031another anime I've already seen
>le... botcope for league!
Can we stop this meme? Once your past a certain point there's no reason to use bots for efficiency, and most of your important push-fold decisions will be marred by the fact that the bot was trained on 4th place avoidance. Playing for 4th avoidance is the easiest way to sink during league.
>>529171016You don't like Wallace and Gromit?
>>529171031anons should know that this is kino of the highest order
>>529171281No, put on Hot Fuzz instead.
>>529171389>I'm a slasher and I must be stoppedI beg your pardon
>I'm a slasher..... of points! Celestial Teapot kyaputen at your service
>>529171389Nah fuck that, put on Black Books
We've got enough alcoholic misanthropes to find it relatable
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How unlikely is the wallace and gromit collab
>>529171660Hey you can't say that!
>>529171368This but replace kino with slop
>>529171786I'd say about as likely as the Akagi rerun
>>529172289akagi will come back for the kaiji collab
>>529172289How have they not reran it yet
It's been 3 years
At this point we should just claim a slice of cytube for 24/7 screenings of kino.
Did you guys ask for Akagi rerun in the feedback?
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2. twins
>brit stream
bloody proper kino innit lads
>>529173451no I asked for more saki
give me kanbara now yostar
I thought ESL streams weren't allowed for last week
>>529173686away an bile yer heed
>>529170478>unskipable ads
Hanner be'er win tonight or the missus is going to get it tonight.
>>529173451I asked for a Kaguya-sama rerun
>>529170478>missed Wallace & Gromitbrb killing myself
>>529170478Please, laugh in a posh manner when someone deals in.
I could go for 4-5 sausage rolls
>>529170478Please go all out with the local slang to the point you can't understand eachother.
Evens stay an FOC
Odds play ranked
0 sell everything hobby related and start tracking my car
>>529173678this is likely the sloppiest gacha in the entire world
>>529174446looks better than rc
>>529174446Is that third emote referring the ankha meme?
8 out of 10 nyaggers does countdown doko
>>529174624No amaekoromo-0.
CAM ON NYAGGER SCORE SUM FOOKIN MANGAN
One of the mics is picking up echo.
>>529175005What would Sakurai do there?
>"british: stream
>the main commentator is a mick
spoiler alert: Jet Set Riichi will win league
>>529174446I like it, it has several bunnygirls, but you're not wrong
>>529170478WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DIDNT MY COMPUTER ADJUST FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
>>529175893More like DAYLIGHT NOT SAVING TIME
I refused to use Discord for this league because last year one of my teams was caught jerking off in the voice chat
>>529176296Could be worse. You could be caught cheating.
Why is the jonger hanner a bald guy?
>>529177249that was the first collab character
why isn't reimu's anus on the 2hu team
>>529177249that's the other cat, not hannah
>Rick Astley is English
WHAT
Why is K****** playing? Wasn't he the grinch that justified Sin Titulo cheating 11 games?
>>529177640zodiackeks have a player with 13 games so shut the fuck up
>>529177640you can grinch a specific session anon
Brits are just ugly irishmen
>>529177818It's not like that guy got them any points
>commentators talking shit about Oguri Peak
>>529178145if you are going to use the argument that someone playing more games is bad then at least be consistent
Shut up or you gonna gets it.
>ask a brit if I can bum a fag
>he gives me a cigarette
Mahjong scrabble meta got an update, by the way.
This is a good commentary combo
why are they so fucking quiet
>>529178238But sin titulo is the ace of those fags, unlike the zodiac guy
>>529178451Bibbers get the rope
joker allergic to tile efficiency
>>529178520so someone playing 13 games and feeding chinkcats is fine?
>>529178704one guy can play 80 games
Absolutely mental these blokes.
>>529178704Yes.
Losers = good
Winners = bad
Is this your first league or something?
Can this hot wheels stop damaing every hand?
Christ, is eurokek commentary always like this?
>>529179263I haven't heard a single OH NO NO NO yet
>>529179263no it's not normally this kino
>>529179263its usually worse
>>529179263>implying bongs are European
Commentators are either drugged or drunk, or both. I'm calling it.
burger here, keep up the limey garbage and i'll bomb commentary with yankee doodle
>>529179580It's worse, they're Bri'ish.
Not enough transfolx of color in commentary. I feel very unrepresented!!!
>>529179871But I hear two? Anon your secret life reps?
he would having yakuman if not chi
I hate this attention whore so much
>burger attentionwhore joins
stream ruined
>>529179871literally two trans on stream retard
in a past incarnation, I was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch
>another year
>another negative finish
Why do I still fight...
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>>529181432mute yourself, faggot
>>529180960at least it's not ***_****
>>529181512quit yourself mikoman
>2 characters found under jane banner
>none of them jane
stream went from kino soul to this. i fucking hate burgers so much. t. burger.
>>529181947https://files.catbox.moe/8vjvwn.webm
I'm not even watching the telly today
I GET RANKED DOWN
BUT I CLIMB BACK UP TO JADE
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
>>529181946why is the burger in the brit stream
>>529182337of course he's a ragequitter and an attention whore AND american. fucksake.
>>529182337qrd on this guy
>commentators need a big bvll american to explain what bakahon is
ngmi
>>529182561he doesn't even play in the league anymore, he's just here to blogpost and ruin streams
the maplestrike outfit is actually kind of erotic
how many riichi city costumes show off their nipples like that?
>>529181684thats ancient history
Why should I read books
Why should I learn theory
You can just push whatever you want and win
>>529182717euro hour commentary is so bleak honestly
>>529182337https://files.catbox.moe/c38mgi.png
>>529183318not more than you after le "undeserved" 4th you got
>thread in-fighting
>commentators in-fighting
>meanwhile paraplegic girl is being mutilated
Evens play ranked on my alt for a year and grinch my main
Odds stay on my main
0 quit mahjong and or kms
>>529183938What do you gain by playing on an alt?
>>529184065Not being gangstalked
>>529183938play on your main coward
>>529184190No, you will alert the thread to me being in ranked
>>529184315stop playing in gold room then nigger
>eurokeks cant count shanten
>>529184664*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
why the fuck is birdhag damafagging so hard
>dama every single hand
>be disappointed every time you win because it's shit value
>>529184664what are you going to do about it
>>529171031Stream is starting in 15 minutes!
>>529183159>i have no interest in playing sanma
Do you yanks know about Coronation street?
>Saint 1 (Stable rank Ms0.37)
>>529185450no one since anons have terrible taste here
>>529185529don't check his mortal rating
>>529185450it's an anthology of 3 films
so it's unironically both
>>529185529The real detectives will take it from here.
>Saint 1
>Deal-in rate 16.59%
>>529185261It's funny both names start with k
jane=noticer
hana=detective
Evidence that all you need to rank up is luckshitting and not skill
>>529185784Next you're going to tell us league is luckshitting and not skill as well
>>529185763the only detective-like thing about hana is her ONE emote
and she's just larping because she read sherlock holmes once
janet is the real detective
>>529186147thread culture >>>> mjs "lore"
>>529186147Hana is also Jane's underling. So not even a REAL detective.
>>529186147When was the last Jane investigation then? Surely it shocked /mjg/ when it came out?
Now that Hana cannot be known as the detective any longer, I suggest we make her known as the resident majsoul national socialist.
>>529186325Just like Conan is just a kid following "the great detective" Koguro Mouri?
>>529185261oh no no no kurokai bros we got too cocky
>fuck up chiitoi 5 times in a row
>lose 1st
ABSOLUTE RETARD BIRD
>hannahs are below the jongers
>teams 2-8 are all within 104 points
You think it's lonely at the top? Imagine how lonely it is at the very bottom
Teapots here, can we still qualify?
Our hagbird is a modest hard worker. Don't bully him.
Is it better to have had hopes to qualify and then jobbed and lost or have never had a chance at all?
>>529170478accept or i will come in sleep
>>529186990Send a negative multiplier beam to their team and they will
>>529186990In the OC I'm making I'm depicting Momo as a crackwhore asking random guys in a bar for sex telling them not to worry as she has condoms. So in short No.
I love this emote.
That is all.
>>529187718Can you not do that?
Hey cuties!
We haven't used the fun rules in a while.
It's time to change that!
fast, no hand holding, red, funky yaku
Majsoul Friends Room 18086(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18086
>>529188024Full and started!
Thanks for coming everyone!
4ch is dying for me so hopefully this goes through.
>>529188259>4ch is dying for meIt's dying everywhere, a vtuber is currently killing the site by debuting
>>529188481what's happening?
Its not enough that they come to our thread, but now they have to kill the whole site too?
>>529188481kill yourself vtumor
>>529188569Gura, ex-holo and most subbed vtuber, is redebuting as an indie
and this is after the downtime made half of /vt/ migrate off site...
>>529188725It's funny that the other site is working perfectly fine. Just 4chinz dying
>>529188648>feels pressure from fame and decides to retire>changes her mind and makes a third vtuber personaAt this rate she will kill herself next year
>>529188648>Gura, ex-holo and most subbed vtuber, is redebuting as an indieAnd that's enough to make vtroons dilate so hard they crash the site?
To any sanma players, do you have advice on how to spot open tenpai / dama honitsu / chiinitsu?
It's very tricky as about half the time there won't be any suited overflow before they hit tenpai. At most, all you'll see is 1 or 2 innocuous looking honors. It's also easily disguised by early terminal discards in their suit.
Pic related is an example of readable dama that I'd fold against, even in last.
>>529189797Just treat honitsu as sanma's tanyao. Thinking about it this way helps me a lot when I try to read my opponents. I just grow suspicious of hands over time if I can't see any discards in a particular color, kinda like apparent nagashi mangan in yonma.
>>529188725Honestly doesn't make a difference, 90% of the activity is going to be from tourists either way.
>>529189797Just guess lol. It's sanma, people can be dama tenpai anytime with any hand.
In your pic, honitsu or not, toimen has double ton and 3pei so I would just hard fold.
You didn't want to post anyway, right?
>>529190459>people can be dama tenpai anytime with any handit's easier when you can confirm an opponent is in honitsu/chinitsu tenpai, because suddenly all pin/sou become safe against them
>/mjg/ claims to hate vtumors
>/mjg/ is dead during the big vtumor debut
mysterious...
>>529190926Sorry, I'm busy training horsegirls
>>529190926we on /vt/, baka kododmo
As a JOP, I never understood the appeal of Gura, I always thought she acted like a regular Twitch streamer would, but with an anime avatar.
I'm not gonna badmouth her though, because she once said it's appropriate Fauna used a male avatar in some game they played, since she was the smartest one out of them.
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>>529190926>this speed of thread>deadBA or furry newfag?
For me it's Tokogawa Tow truck
>>529190926I'm busy cooking. Also training horsegirls.
>>529190926I was playing ranked.
>>529191050>I'm not gonna badmouth her though, because she once said it's appropriate Fauna used a male avatar in some game they played, since she was the smartest one out of them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Ycp5JRR88&t=7158s
Found it.
who are the /mjg/ approved vtubers now that nina is ex communicado
Damn the pumpers really came out of nowhere
>>529190926I was watching ninkoro
>>529191707They have the ghostly gooner after all, coming out of nowhere is their specialty
>>529191439Crow and it will always be only crow.
Nobody else, just crow.
>>529189797read their intentions and tile efficiency
there's a lot less space to hide with 1 suit less like they threw 3p but kept nan and sha when normally those tiles would almost be discarded nearly 1st.
t. non sanma player
I'm at work it's day 3/6 before my weekend starts
>>529188024hag tag team assault room, tread with caution gg'ies
>>529188024Thanks for playing with me friends!
Fun games.
I might come bother you guys again later.
>>529188024gg I was cucked from a 4 little winds >:(
>>529188024gg. thanks for the fun games.
>>529190926>coming back to the thread now would only corroborate anon's claim
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we should make more /pol/ threads to bring in fresh blood
Anyone watching the Pride Month open? There's a bunch of POVs on Twitch.
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/riichi-city
This channel seems to be the main commentator POV
https://www.twitch.tv/airintv
I only dealt in because I was too smart for my table
Happy pride month, sisters
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>>529190926I was watching Saba
>>529193059Why do you keep forcing this meme, what did Hayasaka ever do to you?
>>529192941i didn't make it
>>529192941>mjg rep wonstrongest mahjong community
>>529192941CAPTAIN EXPLAIN YOURSELF
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>529193172you will never be a cunny?
Can I maka logs from my alt on my main?
>>529193296Your captain is a sister now
fujitakana-7.png
>>529193259It's fine bro, you did your best. There'll always be more tournaments in the future.
what's your excuse for not having a mahjong boyfriend yet?
>>529192941if you gave me a non tranny commentary stream I might watch it
>>529193514I do have one
takanashihinata-4.png
>>529193514I don't want to spend money on other people than me
>>529193447I am not fucking laughing
>>529189797Discards?
Tsumogiri? Short delays before tedashi?
Sometimes you just can't because a lucky hand is just that strong.
>MICKEY MOUSE TROON COMMENTARY ON RIICHI SHITTY AS WELL
WHY IS THE TROON EVERYWHERE?!
>>529194227This commentator does MJS tournaments too?
>>529194227you see troon, because you are troon
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>>529192941>tune in>that voiceevery time.
>>529194227woman commentator and on social media
it's not a very high bar to meet but someone did it
>>529194281Yes.
>>529194315But I didn't see it? I'm hearing it.
>>529194227because no one from /mjg/ can avoid saying nigger for long enough to make it to professional commentary
Now that we are in horse racing season, would anyone be interested in watching a movie called Kincsem?
>what's that about
A race horse called Kincsem I hope, never watched the movie myself
>who
She holds the record for most consecutive wins in history with 54 wins and 0 losses during her career
Second place has 25 wins in comparison
>when
I planned to watch it tomorrow after the EUX session, it's roughly 2 hours long
>English?
Subs only, dub is Hungarian
>>529194613>watching luckshitted genes horse movieNo thanks
>>529192941Standings. Finals will be right after the break.
>>529194613I would like to but sadly I think I'll be busy at that time
>>529194745wahaha sisters...
>>529194745>not a single anon from herezzzzz
>>529194851There is one but he was a vtumor
>>529194851can't believe our reps got defeated by LGBT warriors...
>>529194709Funnily enough her owner wanted to sell her in a pack but the buyer refused because he "felt she was of inferior quality"
Nani?! Rate-Ups are real?!
Are there any doujins where someone has sex with a prize winning horse
>>529195150Welcome to Steve corporation
>>529195014>random faggot that thinks he's an expert is actually retarded Shocking
>>529192941Finals are now starting.
>>529194424>implying troons are professionals
Are spamming east games still the best way to get out of (Japanese) silver room?
>>529195150dope shit. you now trans
>>529194851they have a bot but for some reason they have to manually add the games and i would be 19th
>>529195323I'm assuming catfood provides some kind of compensation for doing official streams
>>529195327No.
You have to luckshit and pray
>>529194421I guess she does a good enough job of commentating if she keeps getting hired.
>>529195363Fuck off niggerfaggot, both Steve and Sprout are women with real vaginas.
>>529195518catfood should treat it's employees like 4channel treats it's employees
Steve has a prosthetic womb
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oh no no no no
>>529195923she's literally me
>>529195923wasn't it not obvious already based on xir's voice alone?
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>>529195232Horse owners can notice issues with a horse at glance so it's not out of the realm of possibility
t. two of my uncles are horse breeders
And according to https://thevaulthorseracing.wordpress.com/2013/09/20/kincsem-the-mystery-and-majesty-of-an-immortal/ the buyer was not alone with his opinion
Then again I will not argue about the looks of a horse that lived 150 years ago
>>529195206>>529195356Thank you for the warm welcome!
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We should make our own gay cup
>>529195923bisexual is a role?
>>529196683That's the Valentine's day tourney?
>>529196683we did it's called league
>>529196903My Valentine's was a w*man
>>529196904where's my cute bf?
>>529197031you're in your captain's harem
>>529197163my captain is dead
>>529197163my captain has bottom vibes
>>529197338you alright, Xenia?
>>529193296that's not him... unless he made a second RC account
>400 games of nothing happening
This is hell. How do I cope?
>>529198265Famous Driven's dog has 10k games on a single account
I don't know how you guys remember and apply so much shit from books, it the end the people who play by feel prosper
>>529198257they all suck. mahjong is a sissy game
>>529198481figure out the theory yourself and you won't forget
>>529198481It's very important to know from the books that you can riichi on a kanchan without waiting 15 turns for an improvement. /mjg/ would literally never discover this themselves.
starting the day with a 4th
>game winning tenpais in S4, W1, W2
>don't win
>4th place nigger ippatsumos haneman in W3 and drops me to 4th
wowee another 400 rank point swing. i love variance
>>529198790I learnt that by playing.
>>529198790I learned that you can't from all the tsumo nomis in jade
>>529199161If you learned it, why did not a single anon instantly riichi a non-ryanmen wait in league?
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>>529199305Because I need to tsumo
>>529199305I did, several times
>>529199305Because I just started playing and I didn't make it to this year's league, but I WILL play next league and I WILL riichi.
Is memesura the final form of mahjong?
>>529198790I know. I read in the book already.
>shan'tma
>shan'tsura
get real
evens tonpuusen at work
odds don't play mahjong
0 apologize to my captain
>>529200138how can you explain the fact these are the only formats i'm actually good at?
>>529200075dumb cat, females can't read
>shallma
>shallsura
get soul
>>529200214evens or odds
hanchan or nothing
zero kms
>>529200497I can't hanchan at work it's too much of a time commitment
>>529200231you're too sovlful for yonma
>>529200349oh yeah? then how come anon's memesura tournament queue is empty? i thought /mjg/ was sovl
>>529200562There's something much faster than a regular hanchan.
We should all play Bloodshed Skirmish sometime!
Anyone have any expierence with lenzetto?
>jap ragequits casual sanma after dealing in to me e1
bro i got my quest, i would have returned the favor
>>529198790RB1 literally says to never riichi unless you have at least
>good wait>1 yaku>are dealerThe only time you shouldn't aim for at least pinfu improvement is if you are dealer.
You guys are watching the stream of the Pride Open winner, right?
https://www.twitch.tv/vanillaloveschocola
Just got to summer camp, where's everyone else?
>>529201225daina is a troon
>>529201225I always dama unless flow tells me I'm gonna get an ippatsu. And I open my hand quite often. I don't care about your books.
what was the namefags name that used to post here long paragraphs thqt nobody would respond to
>>529201225Depends on the bakyou
>>529201348he's hosting a friendly, needs one more
>Giant crowd at Pride in Budapest defies repressive new Hungarian law
>>529201623i thought it started with a B bookie or something everyone hated him, i took a hiatus from mahjong for maybe a year and a half shortly after russian was exposed haha and mostly missed him that schizo
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>no way we can qualify now
>captain is in the irc making motivational speeches
Soon Mahjong soul will be older than some of the characters you can play in it.
>>529202003We must keep fighting! We are not losers! We are winners with big flow in our hands!
>>529202003>no way we can qualify now>captain hasn't posted in the irc for weeks
>>529202037They won't let me in
>>529201913hint: his >name was overwritten after the /bag/ collab
>>529201814Cunny pride soon
>>529202167if you make 5 yakumans in a single game, maybe
>>529202347thank you jews for bringing us cunny
>>529202003I wish my captain didn't regret drafting me
anyone ever fuck their captain?
>>529202265hahaha yeah that was it thanks, extreme autist i respected it
>team will qualify no matter what so I can have fun with occultism on stream
Thanks for the riichi sticks
>>529194851juanfeng sounds like chink_feng to me
>>529203237"feng" means wind in chinese so it's simply a coincidence
chop chop team
it's time for your daily captain affirmations
tell me how much you love me again
Do you love your captain?
>>529170478VOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoRcT1KbxFw
thanks for watching, it was a shitshow but it was fun
the vod is blocked in belarus and russia, not sure if it matters. i can mute some songs if it does
>>529203976you should have muted that faggot burger
I can't wait to find out my team ends up being short exactly the amount of points I lost us today from qualifying
>>529204045now that guy is based
>>529204161Why did you lose them then? Go find them.
>>529204290They're gone anon, nearly 100 points vanished in these least few weeks
>>529203976like 80% of my vods are blocked in belarus/russia and nobody's said a word
>assuming your true skill level is stable master 1
>if you have 84th percentile luck over 100 games, your stable rank is saint 2
>if you have 16th percentile luck over 100 games, you stable rank is master negative 2
Isn't this a horrendous amount of variance? Imagine how much worse it is in sanma.
https://riichinotes.blogspot.com/2024/07/how-to-measure-mahjong-luck-and-skill.html
>>529204203I wanted to start screaming about the haipais being rigged against f2p players, but then I remembered that one anon that got banned for pretending to be him in /jong/, so I won't do it.
>>529204415furudoereika bros...
odds i play call of duty 2 american campaign on veteran
evens i play seikishi melty lovers
I'll be the famous Oyashiro.
when I declare riichi I hit auto call win and close my eyes, it gives me a higer chance to win.
>>529204921That's a combo
>>529204510>mahjong is a game of luck, and luck decides your rankYeah, and?
>>529204527Why haipais? That's the one singular form of rigging that is trivial to document empirically.
>>529204731thank you for your service
How do wagecucks find the time to play so much mahjong?
>>529205379It's their only game
>>529205492It's also my only game but I can barely play one or two before work and I rarely want to play one before bed
https://www.youtube.com/@Xanxust1/videos
Xaptain?
>>529205686based i'm also a one game a day chad
>>529205605But o***'s boyfriend plays like 100 hanchans a day??
>>529205686You don't want to play as much as possible, they want to play as much as possible.
Passion makes a huge difference in everything.
>>529205743>more subscribers than me>more viewers than me
>>529206074post your channel
Why do people insist on creating teams that will inevitably be destroyed?
Why do people cling to sticks, knowing that they must someday deal-in?
... Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?
League... OC... TO...
Where do they come from?
And where do they go...?
Such meaningless things...
I'll grinch them all!
twitch.tv/argaliaa POV stream
>>529206140ok https://www.youtube.com/@beloved-channel
>>529206160Are you going to turn on auto discard and play shadowverse instead?
No streamers โฆ full coverage bros โฆ outdone by burger hours
>>529206278kys and that isn't Xapitan, Xapitan is a neet not a seanigger wageslave deranking master
>by the time I've read so many books, looped back and forth, played 1000 games, I could have picked up literally any hobby and gotten good at it
>instead I've decided to learn this game and suck at it and waste my life away
/mjg/ league 6: US 26 Table A
https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissa
ZWEI 332.6, currently in 5th (247.1 points above current #9 team)
R.I.I.C.H.I. 273.4, currently in 8th (187.9 points above current #9 team)
Team 9 -160.1, currently in 13th (433.5 points below current #8 team)
Legend of the Celestial Teapot -892.2
Dawn of the final day. Who will falter under the pressure? Who will persevere?
>>529206485You asked for my channel!
>all streamers are too busy playing shadoba
>>529206485you and he are both faggots and should stay in jong
>>529206637That wasn't me
>>529202548He's used good after he got raped in AUS so I'm not touching him
>>529206485i had sex with tenko
https://youtube.com/live/-uFsvKv4TVg?feature=share table b whoever the fuck is playing
>>529206537For the time being, this stream will instead be of table B:
Good Sprouts 371.4
Bakyou Heat 85.5
Grinchlantis 0.1
ๆตทๅบXI -386.6
Refer to
>>529206160 for a POV stream of Table A
>>529204869Yes, Hinamizawa
What the fuck is happening now with this thread?
m_m why is this streamer philipino
>>529207412There are no flips in Canada, he's probably Chink or Vietnamese
Will the real Xapitan please stand up
I don't care that my team didn't qualify because of the worst luck in league's history. That just means more time for me to play ranked.
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>>529207570but you're not on my team
>>529207554He can't, he had his legs amputated
>>529207570what if you just tobi nashi'd your way to sixteen double yakumans in both of your final hanchan
League 7 should be 4 han minimum league
what's the biggest hand you can think of?
>shanten destroyer table
kino inbound...
l g
>>529207893hav y even played that
>>529208023quadruple yakuman
>>529208062Should we call an ambulance?
>>529208023riichi
ippatsu
tsumo
pinfu
ryanpeikou
junchan
chinitsu
ura hachi
>>529206679B******T**** is from /mjg/, he seldom posts in /jong/. You guys get to keep him.
>>529208062can't solve this
>>529208023suukantsu is 18 tiles total
>>529208023the boss from smash 64
>>529208309go back faggot literally all jong faggots do is name post, you do not fit in here jist make a subreddit already
>>529208506ive been here longer than you have though
God I fucking hate watching 2 han mahjong
Build some fucking value
>>529208023tenhou
suuankou tanki
daisuushii
suuiisou
god i love building value with pei dora
>>529208842>acquire 4 peis when shaa is the dora indicator>kan>it's another shaai love sanma
>>529208952you will never fit in here kek
>>529205153how else do you cheat when there's the md5 code? put f2p players against players with higher maka score?
>unironically seething about jong
>>529209086Anon, I don't think you understand.
I wanted to hear what Jane's voice sounds like but the music on Table A has been so bad I had to mute it and watch the other one
>unironically seething about jong
>>529209249he seems an honest man though
>>529209086and now you told on yourself
Every post on /jong/ has been made by me under multiple VPNs. Haitei 11 was a social experiment with a hypothesis that I cannot disclose.
Have a good day, /mjg/
jong on my head but don't call me a jonghead
>>529208935this is the expected outcome
>>529209552my beautiful blue princess vs used goods silver hag
>>529209409>Andy milonakis show reference in the year 2025
>>529209552Not even best hag.
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>>529209614It's kind of fucked up I don't remember single skit from the show
>>529209552cynthia is younger than you ojisan
>>529209660Do Leiafags really?
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>>529209741Same, just that fucking intro
>>529209316yeah its terrible only time ive ever muted a stream
>>529209781Not even a fight for Leia. She already won.
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>>529209779i honestly don't want to check her age, because you may be right
she's still a hag, just like hag and nadeshiko
>>529208503Master Hand...
>>529209941you should upgrade to a real hag like leia (age 35)
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>>529204527>that one anon that got banned for pretending to be him in /jong/qrd?
a******u got banned and some anon scared jong he's gonna come to them and the other anon started pretending to be him and talking like him and posting his screenshots and he got banned as well
>>529210497>and he got banned as wellNo I wasn't, no clue what gave you that impression
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>one stream has headache-inducing banging "music"
>other stream has static and white noise
Someone start singing in the other stream, I'm bored.
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