/agdg/ - Amateur Game Development General - /vg/ (#529149614) [Archived: 780 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:57:38 PM No.529149614
guess
guess
md5: 48278e9219500407befe00f828afc9d7🔍
you should be able to solve this edition

>Demo Days
Next: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-63
Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-62
Older: https://hackmd.io/LhEB6VCZSx-oBalI2cWWoA

>AGDG resources
https://hackmd.io/dLaaFCjDSveKVeEzqomBJw

>Helpful links
New Threads: >>>/vg/agdg
Archive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg/
/agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/
Steam Games by AGDG: https://agdg-steam.netlify.app/

>How to WebM
https://obsproject.com
https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter
https://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam

>Previous thread
>>529056831
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:00:06 PM No.529149845
populating this thread because the other one looks braindead
>>529149614 (OP)
theyre both AI, trees dont look like that in real life
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:00:21 PM No.529149872
the flopboys
the flopboys
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>>529149614 (OP)
Where is the /agdg/ podcast?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:00:56 PM No.529149916
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:01:37 PM No.529149996
no one here likes each other enough for an /agdg/ podcast to ever become a reality
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:02:00 PM No.529150021
had a dream where i choked bosci to death but she begged me to stop so i stopped then we got married and had children
what does it mean?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:02:10 PM No.529150036
here
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:02:18 PM No.529150050
>>529150021
ur ghey
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:02:58 PM No.529150131
are they doing it intentionally?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:04:30 PM No.529150284
cranberries
cranberries
md5: fe4b5b30bc1ad6c864583ae4983b9aa0🔍
LETS GO AGDG I BELIEve IN YOU
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:04:48 PM No.529150310
>>529149996
id podcast with; fygoon, horbror, grassfag, eric schizo, cris, bosci troon, rotate, OSH, pogodev, crumble
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:05:22 PM No.529150361
1749779757008847
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The year is 2025 and the expectations for quality are higher than ever before.

Your game will run on Linux.
Your game will support controller, touchscreen, and input remapping.
Your game will display on screen input prompts.
Your game will provide graphics options.
Your game will use windowed fullscreen and not exclusive fullscreen.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:07:13 PM No.529150547
>>529150361
All of the above are doable with mere clicks if you're not an enginedevtard.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:07:26 PM No.529150564
disclaimer: i don't know shit, but i've been into gamedev as hobby for many years

so here is my thesis: actually trying to work with free assets as much as you can is the only real way forward as a solodev.
out of all the things i've tried it really seems like the only viable way.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:07:29 PM No.529150573
ekk
ekk
md5: f5714ba1c8b92439ac4496328e4d5761🔍
>>529149614 (OP)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2853590/Void_War/

they used AI, 1.3k reviews in the first month btw
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:07:49 PM No.529150607
mumbai_miyamoto
mumbai_miyamoto
md5: 1bbf8601f219e720fc78290e446e692b🔍
>>529150573
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:08:25 PM No.529150662
47p6
47p6
md5: 36713d0668e4fa59eaf55c42a49b3644🔍
>>529150361
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3272300/Yasuke_Simulator/
lol you don't need any of that shit
just make something people will buy
they don't even need to play it
check the achievements
2k players
47.6% of players launched the game
it's all about impulse purchases
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:09:36 PM No.529150768
Cheat Codes_thumb.jpg
Cheat Codes_thumb.jpg
md5: c3fabaa5198fa1ec1a92863e41230d05🔍
Added cheat codes with room to expand it in the future. I'm also trying to figure out some more quality of life to add before DD.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:10:36 PM No.529150867
>>529150662
>game dev is about making money
Soulless market pawn, kill yourself
Replies: >>529151095
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:10:45 PM No.529150883
>>529150662
That is not a game. What are the win and loss conditions? Go sell a shitcoin or NFTs rugpull if that's what you're into.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:10:45 PM No.529150885
4weeks
4weeks
md5: 8ed81ed7c46af5a994887d5770ee5dd3🔍
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3527290/PEAK/
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:11:32 PM No.529150970
1698599823440395m
1698599823440395m
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:11:47 PM No.529151002
>>529150310
I'm one of those people
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:11:54 PM No.529151013
soto
soto
md5: 7bf819a26cef643ede729ef9da81a0f9🔍
>>529150573
I wonder how this guy feels now, he's one of the few who called out the AI slop yet the game sold extremely well at 20 fucking bux.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:12:25 PM No.529151062
>>529149872
thomas brush pheno
ngmi pheno
i need money pheno
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:12:54 PM No.529151095
>>529150867
yes it actually is
good luck making games when you're in your 30s wageslaving 80 hour weeks at an amazon warehouse while trying to sustain a family, a social life, relationships, and good health
at some point you need to admit that financial viability is a necessary focus if you want to make games for the remainder of your life
unless you're okay with working on your game for 30 minutes a week when you're not drowning with adult responsibilities
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:13:56 PM No.529151206
>>529150662
the game would've done well regardless whether or not they used AI
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:14:25 PM No.529151238
nepobaby neet try not to seethe at the mere mention of money challenge *impossible*
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:16:07 PM No.529151391
https://youtu.be/YOAcXVQs-ZI
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:16:56 PM No.529151464
>>529150970
Hard labor is easier than game dev.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:17:00 PM No.529151472
Void war doing that well is an incredible black pill. The jobby is FUCKED and gamers are PIGS.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:18:31 PM No.529151608
>>529151095
>good luck making games when you're in your 30s wageslaving 80 hour weeks at an amazon warehouse
i work 20 hour weeks as a line cook and it pays my share of the house bills just fine, live in a two bedroom apartment with my best friend and only have to pay half of an extremely affordable rent
>while trying to sustain a family, a social life, relationships, and good health
My roommate and I maintain our social group very well, I can afford food and eat as well as I can, I can afford to share a gym membership with my roommate, and I can afford decent insurance out of pocket. I am fine.
Only thing I don't have that you listed is a family, which I don't need because I have my cool ass friends.
>at some point you need to admit that financial viability is a necessary focus if you want to make games for the remainder of your life
I can make games in my spare time for the rest of my life as-is, with zero production overhead because I do it all myself, in my free time, for the joy of creating art for others.
>unless you're okay with working on your game for 30 minutes a week when you're not drowning with adult responsibilities
I get a good 10-12 hours of dev time in per week, so I really don't know what youre talking about
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:19:40 PM No.529151694
ss_9d17cba0fe1ec9fbed175a4039c3a0f4f6ce9192
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md5: 09389eead78733db152c5e16dd3a4c2e🔍
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK93lPsZwXA

is he right? is pixel art NGMI now? reminder that some ancient agdg dev worked 14 years on his pixel game to flop
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:22:08 PM No.529151914
>>529151694
you won't be able to sustain gamedev when you grow up and inevitably bear more responsibilities
good luck
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:23:25 PM No.529152016
>>529151914
>when you grow up
I turn 31 this year, dude. I'm a fully grown man, this is just how I live my life. These are the responsibilities I choose for myself. I don't want a wife or kids, I want to make cool art and hang out with my friends. I don't want to be rich, I want to be happy.

I think this is just a fundamental difference in philosophy between the two of us.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:24:00 PM No.529152064
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64065045604560465
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>>529151694
Oversaturation can criticize anything, Lost in Random and Savara are literally the same game and that has 0 pixels.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:25:30 PM No.529152210
>>529152016
noooooooooo, you HAVE TO take lifelong debt and be a slave to the bank. you HAVE to know up some chick and bring more souls into the demiurge's meatgrinder. you don't wanna be called lazy and unproductive, don't you ?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:27:21 PM No.529152379
workplace destroyed_thumb.jpg
workplace destroyed_thumb.jpg
md5: b3dd4fb1bd2e4afb770fed55185d187e🔍
finally doing level logic stuff. each level will have a main mode where you have to hit the target of property damage, and then you can replay missions to do submissions and unlock mini games
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:28:05 PM No.529152442
>>529150768
>cheat code is random instead of "BigCheese" or something silly
soulless
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:28:07 PM No.529152448
>linux fags expecting me to waste my development time appeasing them
use a linux vm like a normal person fag nobody cares about your fashion accessory
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:28:31 PM No.529152492
>>529151694
>reminder that some ancient agdg dev worked 14 years on his pixel game to flop
And an ancient AGDG dev worked on a 3D game for 10 years and it still flopped. Is 3D flop?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:29:48 PM No.529152587
>>529152210
That fact that some people unironically think like that, lmao.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:30:07 PM No.529152620
>>529152064
>all 4 games look like absolute garbage
The [market] is not falling. Indies just got fucking lazy and expect to become popular because of their indie status or because they spent X years on their games, thinking this justifies why people must like them.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:30:08 PM No.529152623
I want to die alone with my drawings
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:30:37 PM No.529152654
>>529151472
I don't see the issue.
FTL itself is kinda cheap and sloppy.
It seems to be a decent copy of that.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:30:42 PM No.529152664
>>529152442
I can change it at any time what each value does, but I made it random to make sure it can handle whatever is inserted. I still have a week before DD, it's going to be one of the things to edit/change before I upload.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:31:19 PM No.529152701
>>529152448
>>linux fags expecting me to waste my development time appeasing them
See: >>529150547
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:32:12 PM No.529152778
>>529152379
whats with the hovering legos?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:32:26 PM No.529152793
>>529152623
Finally a dev I can relate to.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:32:29 PM No.529152796
>>529152379
>smashes computer with a baseball bat
>gets money
this is what I'm talking about
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:33:08 PM No.529152847
645056406504650465
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>>529151694
Papers Please would work in Trump era. These YouTubers I swear,
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:33:37 PM No.529152890
17453516263420
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>>529150970
>without a job
Without money and this is literally me, imagine caring about wagecucking
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:36:41 PM No.529153131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvQPDpP10S4
what would you do with 800k?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:37:23 PM No.529153206
>vidnigs
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:38:53 PM No.529153325
>>529153131
Commission 3D models
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:39:09 PM No.529153358
175066312116614878
175066312116614878
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>>529152492
>mfw just remembered that other guy who spent twelve years making a 2.5D game that flopped
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:39:10 PM No.529153360
file
file
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hive area
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:39:19 PM No.529153372
>>529151694
its not unique so having le generic pixel art platformer gaem is boring because why would I choose your slop vs billion other slop
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:39:44 PM No.529153407
>>529153131
there isnt a single scary video game on the face of this planet
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:39:47 PM No.529153417
>>529150970
I work more than most silicon valley developers. Are they working right now? I am.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:43:07 PM No.529153695
>>529153360
What is the balance between environmental exploration and combat in this game? I've always enjoyed exploring well done metroidvania environments and sometimes I think combat can get in the way of that. But if it leans too heavily on the exploration part, maybe there's nothing to really drive the gameplay loop? I don't know, just thinking out loud. Looks really nice.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:45:48 PM No.529153956
gymkata_thumb.jpg
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>>529152778

they're just debug objects
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:47:36 PM No.529154145
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>>529151694
It's not the art style itself that has become oversaturated, but rather, it's the types of gameplay that is most commonly represented using pixel art, such as platformers and top-down action games that have become way oversaturated. Crafty, buildy simulators still do fine, even when represented as pixel art.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:48:15 PM No.529154208
weezer album cropped
weezer album cropped
md5: c8e90f5da31d813be11e1edd8e4998b5🔍
Cropolution must be doing GREAT! Look how fat our boy Sasquatch is getting :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSUMR8zqm3Q
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:49:11 PM No.529154291
>>529153360
which one of the trees in the OP is using AI in your opinion?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:49:12 PM No.529154292
>>529150970
unironically the solution to this is to become the errand boy in the house.
Cook/clean/do groceries for the people working.
Its not that hard when you get used to it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:49:30 PM No.529154319
>>529153131
Buy a gf to make my game with me.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:50:20 PM No.529154401
>>529149614 (OP)
Wait I thought AI couldn't do pixel art, could we now?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:50:46 PM No.529154448
>>529151694
>generic gameplay
>generic pixelart
>generic soundtrack
If you want to sell pixelart at least polish the art. His game should have stayed a simple Zelda clone.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:51:19 PM No.529154504
i will not dev
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:51:50 PM No.529154545
>>529150284
Lets go gamers lets go!! *clapclap*
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:52:10 PM No.529154572
>>529154504
Why not?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:52:50 PM No.529154617
>>529154504
Can we go a single thread without a bosci post?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:53:50 PM No.529154717
Gamer culo
Gamer culo
md5: 39c610fc662eb29e6ce6ab5d6fd2d7e5🔍
any games here with this feel?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:54:21 PM No.529154756
>>529154401
Right one is AI using chatgpt but it looks blurry and God knows if you can make a full tileset with it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:57:42 PM No.529155049
1705201050138240
1705201050138240
md5: db8ce7361c202c5daa988c784f7615ee🔍
Around 100 games release on Steam alone EACH DAY.
About 700 games in the week around your release.
AAA release? Successful release AAA or indie, in your genre? BOOM you are done.
Also, not only are you competing with other new releases, but the entire backlog of games on every system a player owns. :)

Take all the "indie success stories" you can think of in the past 10 years and divide it by the number of devs in that time who have tried (again, 100 games a day, 3000 a month) and there's your historical likelihood of "making it."

Steam cut, higher self-employment taxes, no benefits, no retirement, AND to top it all off: Your sales diminish over time, so even if you hit this "mediocrity lottery" you'll have to do it all over again in a couple years.

>He thinks that indie gamedev can provide a sustainable primary income in 2025
Hahahahaha

H O B B Y
O
B
B
Y
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:59:26 PM No.529155220
>>529153131
Every time I click a video by this guy I become more and more convinced that he's going to end up killing himself.
Replies: >>529155516
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:00:03 PM No.529155273
>>529154291
theyre both jpegged to shit you cant make out any of the intricate details that would help to actually figure that out. they could very well both be AI but if i had to pick one id say the left tree based solely on the way the clusters of color on the tree top look
>>529153695
i want to put more attention on combat than a typical metroid game but thats more so because the movement is fast paced and you have free aim, it would be way too easy if i didnt make enemies more intricate than your typical metroid game
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:01:00 PM No.529155369
>>529154401
Why would you think that? When it can handle all kinds of traditional styles, and now do all kinds of video as well, you think there's some magical barrier around pixel art for some reason?
I don't have any saved but I've seen some good stuff. Also could probably even have it be "proper" pixel art by integrating it with running a python script and having it give specific values for each pixel. At that point it would be essentially indistinguishable from a similar human process. Could limit the palette as well.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:02:32 PM No.529155516
9ac6ea3d3ae013c36b070c29997bb789
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md5: 38da391959d6210ccab86afeefd9e5a6🔍
>>529155220
I can see it...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:02:37 PM No.529155521
im gonna rae u with my dih
finna bus a nuh in ur ahh
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:03:21 PM No.529155596
jusha_revamp_vfx_1_thumb.jpg
jusha_revamp_vfx_1_thumb.jpg
md5: 92fcb694eff7441646bf19af9d6a0708🔍
back to revamping vfx :D
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:08:00 PM No.529156036
>>529155596
why is it so blurry? makes my eyes hurt. I hate when 3d devs slap a pre-made shit ugly pixel shader on their game thinking itll magically make it look le heccin retro
it makes it look like youre streaming a game over the internet with too low of bandwidth, it sucks
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:09:39 PM No.529156206
>>529150361
your game will have ui scaling
your game will have subtitles
your game will be localized
your game will have retard accessibility features
your game will a year after release get pumped full of microtransations
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:10:18 PM No.529156260
Castle.
Fucking.
Vania.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:10:26 PM No.529156280
>>529155596
awesome
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:10:57 PM No.529156328
Godot_thumb.jpg
Godot_thumb.jpg
md5: c9c8901c49fa6965304a030ff75f5c4f🔍
I made my first playable Thing in Godot today.
I used AI to tell me the code for things. It was easy. Does anyone get mad if you use AI for code, or is it just for art?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:11:02 PM No.529156340
>>529154717
>lolichads are here
You got any webm where I can get some loli animations reference? Walking, running, etc.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:12:33 PM No.529156487
>>529156328
progress is progress
ai is the future
anyone telling you otherwise is just a jealous shitdev
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:12:49 PM No.529156516
>>529156328
GMI. And, no.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:13:55 PM No.529156627
>>529156328
No, as long as you're the only one working in your codebase. I can see people getting mad if someone is putting AI generated code in the codebase they're working on though.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:14:46 PM No.529156702
>>529156328
nothing wrong with that as long as youre learning from it. ask chatgpt to explain it to you as a lesson plan.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:15:44 PM No.529156796
hamtaro-ham-hams-unite-hamtaro
hamtaro-ham-hams-unite-hamtaro
md5: fd9cf082118ac4c133007921c9b0793b🔍
>>529156328
I see my make pong advice is really taking off. Good job, anon.
>>529154208
he seriously project hopped again? how many times is that now?
Replies: >>529156917
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:16:28 PM No.529156865
i still havent started on my prototype and theres 6 days left
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:16:58 PM No.529156917
1720298393280150
1720298393280150
md5: 2a4c475e58099cff02f6e70410a0cc51🔍
>>529156796
that's not pong
Replies: >>529157940
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:18:06 PM No.529157041
>>529156865
There's 6 days for DD to start, but you still have 3 days to submit after that so really there are 9 days left for you to make your prototype.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:19:12 PM No.529157162
>>529156865
tru
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:19:55 PM No.529157237
Screenshot 2025-06-28 231933
Screenshot 2025-06-28 231933
md5: d228daf790f60e01c71cc99ff4afb5cf🔍
>>529156036
cause I zoomed in :(, I do like a little bit of pixelated effect tho, it's less blurry when it's proper zoomed out :D
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:20:22 PM No.529157284
1721220601454_thumb.jpg
1721220601454_thumb.jpg
md5: 07df752c55f97c75047f6044959c91c4🔍
how do i get good at blender
Replies: >>529157415 >>529157632
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:21:36 PM No.529157409
>>529156328
nah this is nothing, people will applaud you if you can fix an AI code that is advanced
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:21:41 PM No.529157415
1746119041096688
1746119041096688
md5: 1be8a488f2a5d6f7396e61b4dea21396🔍
>>529157284
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:22:24 PM No.529157482
1750983447884950
1750983447884950
md5: 1fe8e3c3a04297a27e31337a5bbeef93🔍
>try to make a game using pygame and pyopengl
>agdg tells me is impossible
>mfw a videogame is nothing more than a while(true) loop iterating an FSM that holds each scene which is just a class with an start, update, draw and clean method, that contains objects that are nothing more than structs with an load, update, draw and clean methods.
>agdg keeps telling me this shit is like super cryptic schizo PHD math genius shit
Replies: >>529157670
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:23:58 PM No.529157632
pearl_uooohhh
pearl_uooohhh
md5: ecc5103026821e214d9c467a9b1a086e🔍
>>529157284
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:24:12 PM No.529157650
rape cris
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:24:27 PM No.529157670
>>529157482
And yet after all these years you still haven't made a single good game. What gives, Cristobal?
Replies: >>529157998
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:24:39 PM No.529157698
Super Mario World.
Replies: >>529158357
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:26:17 PM No.529157854
sexo con cris
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:27:10 PM No.529157940
>>529156917
It's one half of pong with elements of jailbreak, a pong-inspired game. In short, it is pong.
Replies: >>529158130
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:27:38 PM No.529157991
why cant i do it...?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:27:45 PM No.529157998
>>529157670
the real question is, are your better than cris, nodev?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:28:12 PM No.529158038
>>529155596
are those trails procedural?
Replies: >>529159258
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:29:07 PM No.529158130
>>529157940
One of the key lessons you learn from making Pong is how to make an enemy AI that's actually fun to play against, and you don't get that from Breakout.
Replies: >>529158348 >>529158353
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:31:05 PM No.529158348
>>529158130
Let's see your pong
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:31:07 PM No.529158353
>>529158130
>pong
>ai
you need to take your meds
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:31:12 PM No.529158357
>>529157698
boring and unmemorable
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:31:43 PM No.529158413
insult
insult
md5: 067858a64163b05495c236dbb193a04b🔍
>>529149614 (OP)
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:32:29 PM No.529158482
>>529156328
People dont like playing AI slop, so if they dont know they cant get mad, and they usually can only know if its AI assets.
Replies: >>529160026
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:33:16 PM No.529158567
>catposter
>makes a dogshit post
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:33:21 PM No.529158580
images[1]
images[1]
md5: 90407a9ec7cd55643f13544b3688d879🔍
balatro breakout where the jokers add an effect to the layer of blocks that spawn that they represent

here, fella, a million dollar idea on the house while i work on my billion dollar idea

- p
Replies: >>529158674
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:34:17 PM No.529158674
>>529158580
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2062430/BALL_x_PIT/
Replies: >>529158998 >>529159253 >>529160961
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:36:34 PM No.529158895
>>529156328
They only get mad if they know it's AI art, and people strongly overvalue their ability to detect it as long as it isn't blatantly obvious and they aren't looking for it.

Ask me how I know ;)
Replies: >>529165796
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:37:34 PM No.529158998
>>529158674
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2062430/BALL_x_PIT/
how the fuck do you always find these anon?
Replies: >>529159095
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:38:55 PM No.529159095
>>529158998
that's John Steam, literally the creator of Steam itself. He's known to lurk /agdg/, for what reasons I can't even imagine
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:39:29 PM No.529159154
‘Sup?
‘Sup?
md5: 656788c2727a8d61d8232a560f857829🔍
>>529150310
Hey.
Replies: >>529159227
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:40:17 PM No.529159227
>>529159154
FygoonCHAD we missed you buddy.
Replies: >>529159565
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:40:35 PM No.529159253
>>529158674

thank you for blessing me with your presence John Steam.

please bless my game with good algorithm
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:40:35 PM No.529159256
Ninja Gaiden.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:40:36 PM No.529159258
>>529158038
normal atks are ribbons, special ones are disc mesh
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:42:37 PM No.529159456
whats that awful smell?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:43:36 PM No.529159542
>>529155049
I'll do it
You'll see
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:43:50 PM No.529159565
>>529159227
can you not be blantant in your samefagging next time bro. Looking at the archives saying fygoonchad its always 1-3 minutes delay
Replies: >>529165173 >>529165602
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:46:24 PM No.529159849
>>529150310
n-not me...?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:46:36 PM No.529159871
1605203672532
1605203672532
md5: a7de35588b9b77cd0c081eef92633a8c🔍
>people always complain about losing wishlists when steam sales start
>got a spike of players from people clicking on their wishlists
>didnt get a spike of wishlist deletions

I WILL make it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:06 PM No.529160026
>>529158482
>>529156328
However using AI code does have its downsides.

With AI code you will likely not understand what you are doing and gain little experience coding, so when you run into some major bug or something you will have no idea how to debug it if it is something that the AI cannot do.
AI for assets make your game slop, AI for code makes your code trash.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:41 PM No.529160083
wish i could afford a girlfriend
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:44 PM No.529160090
Baroneheadpat
Baroneheadpat
md5: 325003f11ae8d43ff017b55eec274c0e🔍
>>529151694
Haunted Chocolatier will make pixel art cool again
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:53:08 PM No.529160524
i could make a game where i have a girlfriend
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:54:57 PM No.529160706
avatars-000920602699-nl3605-t1080x1080
avatars-000920602699-nl3605-t1080x1080
md5: e84506ab69866d603a23fcfff5f3fb03🔍
>start working on an innovative game genre
>years pass
>someone else makes something similar to mine before I finish it
>a new boon begins with dozens of clones in my genre
>years pass
>the boon fades away
>I still haven't finished my game
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:55:45 PM No.529160774
Speaking of AI, anyone got some good prompting tips for UI elements? Struggling there. My background and character prompting has become quite good over the months I've been working on it, but UI is eluding me recently.
Replies: >>529160967
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:57:08 PM No.529160927
all AI users are soulless, have no humanity, and deserve to be executed by a firing squad
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:57:17 PM No.529160940
imagine having a girlfriend who makes a game and gets rich and pays for you
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:57:29 PM No.529160961
>>529158674
This isn't Breakout. You just shoot and don't have to return the balls. It's really just a twin stick shooter in a hallway with block breaking instead of enemies.
I guess the simplified gameplay is probably more suited for the stimslop gambleslop relaxcore babygamer audience though.
Replies: >>529161126 >>529161167
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:57:30 PM No.529160967
1721999283379449_thumb.jpg
1721999283379449_thumb.jpg
md5: 4f7c8d157dce2828c6a719c50d6bc1b6🔍
>>529160774
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:59:02 PM No.529161126
>>529160961
the balls do have to return to you
Replies: >>529161367
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:59:24 PM No.529161167
>>529160961
>suited for the stimslop gambleslop relaxcore babygamer audienc
youre just making this shit up bro
Replies: >>529161367
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:59:56 PM No.529161230
my game will be about walking around and chopping wood and putting the wood into chests. it'll be simple and fun.
Replies: >>529161403 >>529161474 >>529161972
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:01:05 PM No.529161367
>>529161126
it looks like they do that automatically and there's no positioning challenge
>>529161167
meme-y but real. You know what I mean. The audience of games like VS, Balatro, and Nubby's. People tired or stressed who just want to relax and get dopamine while not being too challenged.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:01:23 PM No.529161402
I don't want to be making games that will take me more than a year. So it's going to be either some form of slop or something "innovative" like Papers Please or A Difficult Game About Climbing or A Game About Digging A Hole or Your Only Move Is Hustle.
The problem is I don't have unconventional ideas. All my game ideas are basically combinations of:
- game from 1992 but zoomers won't know about it
- dumbed down version of a popular game
- only one mechanic from a popular game
Replies: >>529161590
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:01:24 PM No.529161403
>>529161230
sounds good anon dont forget the JUICE
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:01:28 PM No.529161409
I've never played a unity game that didn't feel like a unity game
Replies: >>529161586 >>529161910
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:02:05 PM No.529161474
1720348520281184
1720348520281184
md5: 49466b091b9e04cf06dcb4518f6bc19a🔍
>>529161230
YOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:03:09 PM No.529161586
>>529161409
You ever play the Oddworld remakes? They feel more like Unreal Engine games, but they were made in Unity.
They still dont feel unique, but at least they dont feel like unity lol
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:03:11 PM No.529161590
>>529161402
>only one mechanic from a popular game

thats what all other games do but with JUICE
other than papers please. That is a unique game.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:03:12 PM No.529161591
my whole life is just waiting for the future and enduring the present because deep inside i have hope that better times will come.
rationally i should kill myself, but somehow i deeply believe that things can change.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:06:02 PM No.529161910
1742751763906398
1742751763906398
md5: c1356f35d8b65464417421aafbcda14c🔍
>>529161409
>enter the gungeon and hearthstone FEEL the same
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:06:31 PM No.529161972
1710277897412001
1710277897412001
md5: 9d47a9fc4e427212d694bf8d2d34a508🔍
>>529161230
Honestly what agdg simply needs to make is a game that is just points go higher.

also remember to add some risk and reward because just having no consequences of failure simply creates boredom after 10 minutes of play.

Just add an infinite cheap low risk long machete to cut that requires more button presses and is slower.

And add a high risk axe that doesn't work unless you properly time the hits, but can cut faster.

And add a timer so the game doesn't last forever.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:07:18 PM No.529162057
Honestly what /agdg/ needs is less catposts
Replies: >>529162336
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:08:33 PM No.529162195
Cav2_Cav1Access
Cav2_Cav1Access
md5: 935635ec3dd602abe24bd07d3d1e3382🔍
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:09:54 PM No.529162336
1750067424460909
1750067424460909
md5: b1032fd8be6bb43f69801688740c6842🔍
>>529162057
no just less cr*s
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:11:04 PM No.529162454
arksync
arksync
md5: ea79fd9dfc44961688c201d64d152567🔍
what went wrong?
Replies: >>529162808 >>529163806 >>529166316
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:13:24 PM No.529162719
zombie-like survival game where cute anime girls try to have sex with you. if they can grab you and make sex, they'll become pregnant and will breed a demon and that demon will be hard to beat and will chase you around.
you constantly have to hide and avoid being spotted by them. some of them are in big groups called harem groups. if they catch you they'll breed a demon boss.
and yes the game is perma-death so be aware, it sounds like fun to have sex but the demon will be very strong.
Replies: >>529162889 >>529166828
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:14:21 PM No.529162808
766848487
766848487
md5: 7b4270910eccaabbf248838a48f751e0🔍
>>529162454
no appeal
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:15:09 PM No.529162889
voyeurvilla
voyeurvilla
md5: 9b5dd7455467b58889d45f13ba439266🔍
>>529162719
porn games are a waste of time
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:15:54 PM No.529162967
1641070881680
1641070881680
md5: 0e535cefff00cec3c505be643c4ee7f2🔍
Ey, the solodev life ain't theasy one, but what good things in life are?
Replies: >>529163037 >>529163956
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:16:44 PM No.529163037
>>529162967
being a nepobaby
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:17:11 PM No.529163082
banquetforfools
banquetforfools
md5: 1d9abd190ccc791d07ca3bd4e5445f08🔍
Banquet for Fools is finally getting some traction.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:17:50 PM No.529163149
a game where life is shit and you lay in bed all day browsing the internet to cope
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:18:17 PM No.529163187
https://www.twitch.tv/heyjacksonjk
[nsfw] wtf is this retard doing on twitch's programming category
Replies: >>529163625
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:21:13 PM No.529163492
daigo_tired_flipped.png
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:21:49 PM No.529163556
im so sad that the poster count isnt counted on this board
i swear to god there's gotta be only 4 people here
Replies: >>529163608
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:22:19 PM No.529163608
>>529163556
ones me
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:22:27 PM No.529163625
>>529163187
suicide stream?
Replies: >>529163705
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:23:01 PM No.529163685
a game where you solodev a game but it's all easy and you just win and get rich
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:23:11 PM No.529163705
>>529163625
retard is jerking off completely naked
Replies: >>529163803 >>529163829
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:23:25 PM No.529163726
>>529151694
Good riddance, I'm so sick of it. Nobody is good at it anymore, anyway.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:24:19 PM No.529163803
>>529163705
he's not even on screen you fucking moron
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:24:22 PM No.529163806
>>529162454
it's Acrolyte but worse, and took too long to release
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:24:34 PM No.529163829
>>529163705
no it's ok, he has socks on
BokuDev
6/28/2025, 7:25:07 PM No.529163885
0e5de71f8bc139596ec80e4938c6c35e_thumb.jpg
0e5de71f8bc139596ec80e4938c6c35e_thumb.jpg
md5: fb68608daffc3b87bc7431d8f292ab9d🔍
>>529150284
Replies: >>529165463
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:25:52 PM No.529163956
>>529162967
your mom
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:25:58 PM No.529163965
175022069752013532
175022069752013532
md5: 67cbd2bc30b4f405b41d8031cab92fc7🔍
>game has wolves, rats, spiders, and other basic bitch animals as enemies
You can make anything you want. The fuck is this shit?
Replies: >>529164073 >>529164125
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:26:55 PM No.529164073
>>529163965
what about a fuckiinng uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh slime....and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh goblin?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:27:15 PM No.529164108
gamboy_the_shield_of_woarn
gamboy_the_shield_of_woarn
md5: 36038c80651bfea588641510873c46f4🔍
>>529151694
He's retarded. Pixel is NGMI only if you are shit at it. I fucking hate how generic indie pixel art is. Lurk at some amiga/pixeljoint forum to find actual talent.
Replies: >>529164396
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:27:28 PM No.529164125
>>529163965
>game has clembogs, snifflegunk, slecktids and schlimpy dribs
now we're talking
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:28:05 PM No.529164196
1743646423296384
1743646423296384
md5: d89891f882f7f09fed7620a8484c7e0d🔍
Life is much easier if you don't make gamedev as your source of income.
Replies: >>529164380 >>529165327
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:29:04 PM No.529164308
make a video game where you are a clown who hunts down dogs at night in a comfy neighborhood and you are haunted by demons and if you don't kill enough dogs the demons eat you.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:29:17 PM No.529164326
>>529152379
Brings back a memory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trpxB16j-Po
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:29:17 PM No.529164328
I'm beginning to question if posting my game on 4chan, or discussing indie game development here is even worth it, if not outright harmful to my game and myself.
Replies: >>529165004
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:29:46 PM No.529164380
>>529164196
I have no other choice. I'm unemployable but I know C#, Unity and Blender enough to have made some not totally flopped games.
Replies: >>529165004 >>529165005
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:29:59 PM No.529164396
>>529164108
yeah. make your pixel art notable. would i want to frame it a screenshot on my wall? that should be the bar
Replies: >>529164630
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:31:04 PM No.529164496
good morning, godot kings.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:32:14 PM No.529164629
MHare
MHare
md5: 8346db77d750e439d42bfb38ee1e44e9🔍
Boy or girl?
Replies: >>529164790 >>529164820
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:32:15 PM No.529164630
>>529164396
Yep
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:32:19 PM No.529164640
i dont have a viable idea
Replies: >>529164734
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:32:26 PM No.529164654
Kid Icarus.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:33:00 PM No.529164708
make a game where every round you have 2 turns and one turn is reversed because when you make the turn the turn is over, so you cannot go back 1 turn, but you can reverse the turn if you move the card next turn.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:33:19 PM No.529164734
>>529164640
can you code?
Replies: >>529165313
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:33:46 PM No.529164790
>>529164629
>"M"hare
boy?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:34:02 PM No.529164820
>>529164629
>cyan
male ofc
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:35:58 PM No.529165004
>>529164328
not worth it

>>529164380
me too :D
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:35:58 PM No.529165005
1742088204333221
1742088204333221
md5: 5b1239b63df7cc3e9c7c5a674382b358🔍
>>529164380
learn to make meme shit like webdev shit and AI and all the buzzword shit that companies seek like wordpress.

you need to learn to make what the market has actual demands for, not some platformer about depression and shit.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:36:20 PM No.529165034
make a game where you are a horse getting eaten by a dinosaur, but you pretend to be a gorilla because dinosaurs don't eat gorillas. but when the cavemen come you pretend to be a dinosaur, but you don't eat horses.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:37:38 PM No.529165173
>>529159565
Meds
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:38:05 PM No.529165226
The Legend of Zelda.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:39:00 PM No.529165308
make a game where you dress yourself and put on makeup so you attract masculine girls.
Replies: >>529167679
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:39:04 PM No.529165313
>>529164734
yea
Replies: >>529165427
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:39:11 PM No.529165327
>>529164196
my income is disability money, the plan is for the game dev money to just be for fun stuff like computer parts and anime figurines
Replies: >>529165509 >>529166298
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:09 PM No.529165427
>>529165313
what engine are you familiar with?
Replies: >>529165525
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:24 PM No.529165463
>>529163885
bokukino
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:49 PM No.529165509
>>529165327
i also get disability money, yet i want to make my own money because the feds are fucking unreliable and constantly diagnose me with something completely different every year. and now i have to do a 6 week rehab and i don't even own a laptop so i wll not have a computer for 6 weeks unless i burn all of my savings for a laptop.
Replies: >>529166298
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:55 PM No.529165525
>>529165427
unity
Replies: >>529165663
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:41:32 PM No.529165602
>>529159565
relax tranime nigger
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:42:08 PM No.529165663
>>529165525
i am assembling a group. if you are willing to learn godot, we have ideas if you have the labor.
Replies: >>529167590
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:43:28 PM No.529165796
Screenshot 2025-06-28 184241
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>>529158895
I do know that to be true. Reminds me of that survivorship bias example about planes. They only think AI art is easy to identify because they can easily identify easily identifiable AI art.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:43:39 PM No.529165819
How much money will Fygoon make from his game?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:44:04 PM No.529165863
yt
yt
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:44:30 PM No.529165908
>>529165819
0
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:44:44 PM No.529165924
thor is ugly and has a generic voice. i dont understand why anyone cares about him.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:45:46 PM No.529166045
>>529165863
did he release his game yet
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:46:24 PM No.529166113
>>529165924
appeal to authority
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:47:44 PM No.529166251
>>529165863
He killed millions.... (of ferrets)
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:47:58 PM No.529166270
>>529165863
piratesoftware is a nepobaby just like YOU KNOW WHO
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:48:16 PM No.529166298
>>529165509
>>529165327
Have you considered not trying to game the system with your """disability""" and try something like, I don't know, growing the fuck up?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:48:24 PM No.529166316
>>529162454
How big is the community for 2d side scroller games? Only looked for hentai ones but they usually don't have any mechanics other than run and click button. Do these steam 2d niggets innovate anything?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:49:57 PM No.529166483
>>529165863
>two astroturfed pieces of shit
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:50:17 PM No.529166526
Fanart
Fanart
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>>529165908
Already made $23, so you already lost.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:50:59 PM No.529166609
>>529166526
and i already made 2k+ on commissions
sorry
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:51:01 PM No.529166616
>>529166526
fygoonCHAD fvarking WON
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BokuDev
6/28/2025, 7:51:44 PM No.529166693
Cactus
Cactus
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I pulled in the cactuses from the farrrrr background to be closer to the inner lower background of the playable area.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:52:32 PM No.529166780
>>529166609
>hes proud of selling tranime pedo porn
you gonna burn in hell + replaced by AI
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:52:55 PM No.529166828
>>529162719
You didn't mention how do you kill these succubus and demons? Also would be cool if you isoolate a hoe and grab her or trap her and you do the sexing you'll get points or xp
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:52:55 PM No.529166830
>>529166113
but he isnt authority. he can barely even code.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:53:16 PM No.529166875
403
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>>529166609
>He has to draw furry porn to keep the lights on
Imagine having people pay you to dance their dance instead of getting paid to dance your own. Couldn't be me.
>>529166616
Thank you, thank you.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:53:33 PM No.529166901
>>529166316
Unless you're Silksong, nobody cares. For every one side-scroller of any nature that makes it, about 200 don't.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:53:58 PM No.529166952
>>529166251
>He killed millions.... (of ferrets)
has he actually
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:55:53 PM No.529167165
>>529166952
You really think a ferret can survive a human dick?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:56:14 PM No.529167204
>>529165863
>a faggot commentating on an even bigger faggot with no game, but daddy works at blizzard
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:56:17 PM No.529167205
>>529166901
Need to scrub some steam data to see who the fuck plays these game. Got a feeling it's 'initiated and smart' minds. Maybe kids too
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:56:44 PM No.529167254
i am going to nuke /agdg/ headquarters
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:57:26 PM No.529167346
>>529166693
does the terrain not cast any shadows?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:59:21 PM No.529167551
>>529166298
brilliant idea, like when you are chronicall ill, just don't be chronically ill. you should become a doctor.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:59:39 PM No.529167590
>>529165663
What kind of game and what roles are in the group?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:00:40 PM No.529167679
>>529165308
Sounds interesting, are you making it?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:00:52 PM No.529167697
>>529166828
you are a twink. you cannot level up. you are too cute so they want to sex with you. all you can do is hide in houses in the post-apocalyptic world roamed by those nymphs.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:01:14 PM No.529167740
>>529167254
I thought /agdg/ headquarters wasn’t finished because they keep restarting development every two years?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:01:56 PM No.529167835
>>529167697
KINO
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:02:12 PM No.529167856
>>529167740
We have soon decided on what brand of powertools will be used.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:03:11 PM No.529167940
>>529167590
We actually have a few projects at the moment; why dont you drop your discord tag for more info?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:03:12 PM No.529167943
Let's play a fun theory game.
If you were going to make a game from scratch, starting today, and you wanted the MOST likely profit on Steam with the LEAST amount of effort, what would you make? Not about whether you LIKED what you produced, purely for monetisation purposes.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:04:58 PM No.529168112
>>529167943
porn slop with some bitch buzzer fast slap gameplay like gambling or idle/clicker type shit
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:05:31 PM No.529168170
>friend of mine wants to become an indie game developer
>only games he plays are emulated nintendo games (pre switch)
>web developer as his job, never made a game before (never even attempted)
Seems kind of delusional to me, are there any success stories of people with that sort of background? I don't want to put him down, but at the same time I don't think giving him positive reinforcement here is a good idea
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:06:16 PM No.529168243
>>529167943
If I wanted to maximize "profit" then I would not be making a game at all, period. Not because of any moral reasons. Games are simply not suitable for money-maxing, too much risk for too little reward.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:06:24 PM No.529168253
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cuterisu in the thread!!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:07:44 PM No.529168407
a game where you impregnate the 'risu
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:07:48 PM No.529168414
>>529168170
Notch
>>529168253
Is that AI? If not then japs are really losing their edge.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:07:48 PM No.529168416
>>529168170
If he had a real understanding of the scope and budget of videogames, and could pump out something like, for example, a scaled down F-Zero X (not even GX) in under six months he'd have a chance. Depends what he likes and why.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:08:03 PM No.529168435
if you think you can make any objective statement about how much money you can make with a game you are fucking retarded. it all ranges from ultra-poor to ultra-rich.
actually everytime someone talks about money it's just some form of story they tell themselves to either justifying yesdev or nodev. there is no objective answer.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:09:08 PM No.529168562
your game better not have a female protaggy
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:09:17 PM No.529168575
arisu-u149
arisu-u149
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>>529168414
the lolimaster show was one of the best animated one.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:09:22 PM No.529168581
>>529166045
It's in early access, and it was without an update for ~4 years.
He did a panic update when Steam started displaying the last update date for EA games. Funny shit!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:09:23 PM No.529168585
>>529168435
> water is wet
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:10:13 PM No.529168682
>>529168562
It does.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:10:16 PM No.529168691
>>529167943
just profit? not a hit? hidden object game/find all the cats type of thing.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:10:54 PM No.529168769
>>529168575
looks very generic 5/10 on moe scale
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:11:49 PM No.529168857
__tachibana_arisu_idolmaster_and_2_more_drawn_by_kanbe_piroshiki__sample-5555bf2c92ba06087becca05893c42ff
>>529168769
animation is good and characters are very cut3
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:11:52 PM No.529168860
If they pigs want slop, who am I to deny them? I'm not a evil person, right?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:12:31 PM No.529168929
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>>529167943
horror slop streamer bait about internet memes about international politics and anime style, and homosexual faggotry with world leaders.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:12:50 PM No.529168972
>>529168581
le mao
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:17:24 PM No.529169445
>>529165863
Reminder that these people get paid millions meanwhile, most people who actually provide the services we need, live paycheck to paycheck.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:18:45 PM No.529169585
make a game where you craft weapons and the weapons are then used to kill homeless people, but the homeless people will haunt you and you'll go insane and you craft more and more insane weapons and the homeless people become more and more scary. and you can fuck the female hobos.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:19:28 PM No.529169658
>>529169445
ok commie.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:19:57 PM No.529169716
>no reply 4 threads back to back
Amusingly the cute posters are just like the girls. Completely useless outside of their looks.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:23:33 PM No.529170085
what the fuck did fagoon mean by that
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:24:03 PM No.529170150
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>>529168562
Probably not
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:24:55 PM No.529170248
>>529170150
she looks like she fucks shotas
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:25:00 PM No.529170257
>>529169658
>commie
based if true
>>529169445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIw3INYRNmY
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:25:31 PM No.529170309
>>529165924
he's a nepobaby
nepobaby get an extremely easy life
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:25:33 PM No.529170313
>>529168562
that depends, i dont want to voice act
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:25:44 PM No.529170330
>>529169585
why hobos though
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:26:20 PM No.529170381
libraryMonks_thumb.jpg
libraryMonks_thumb.jpg
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Made this medieval style book wheel thing and also some monks who live in the library.
I need to go back into Blender and fix the edges for the beard guy's moustache so it doesn't draw an outline on it.

I'm kind of getting sick of the character template I'm using. It makes creating new characters really easy, but even the more unique ones look too similar to the rest. I have a slightly better template I'm working on, but I can't use it for this game :(
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:27:05 PM No.529170449
>>529169658
>>529170257
> encouraging not giving money to e-celebs = commie
> shitting on celebrity culture in general = commie
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:28:22 PM No.529170585
>>529170449
i never called you a commie. i said that it'd be based if it were true that you were a commie.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:29:18 PM No.529170690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdAr5QF-w7Y

POONITY XISTERS RED ALERT
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:29:34 PM No.529170716
>>529170449
I never called you a commie...until now. Commie bastard. Screw you, bub!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:30:22 PM No.529170792
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>>529170449
>repeating the same criticism that e-prostitutes in internet makes more money than surgeons doesn't make you a commie that the commies that say that
you're a commie because commies always love to manage the money of others.

And then It becomes a totalitarian shithole where your life is micromanaged by the state like China.

Commies don't like how americans are so wealthy they can waste 1 million on whores, so they rather make 3k usd per month and be taxed 70% of their income so inmigrants can access better living conditions for free.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:32:07 PM No.529170967
>>529170792
>And then It becomes a totalitarian shithole where your life is micromanaged by the state like China.
Communism is a stateless system, try again nigger.
As defined by Marx: A stateless, classless, moneyless society.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:33:00 PM No.529171051
make a game where you mine stone and bring the stone to the pyramid and they build the pyramid with your stone
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:33:41 PM No.529171131
>>529170967
>classless
lol
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:33:55 PM No.529171150
>>529171051
sounds like call of duty.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:35:26 PM No.529171293
>>529171131
Yes, that is how Marx defined it. Stateless, classless, moneyless. Think about the root of the word: what is a commune? Communes are traditionally anarchist social structures, no? And they tend to be decommodified? Hence... stateless, classless, moneyless?

I know, English is hard, I'll walk you through it though :)
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:36:10 PM No.529171365
>>529170792
> you're a commie because commies always love to manage the money of others.
> manage money of others
So it's communism if I try to manage money of others by telling them to avoid e-celebs.
But it's capitalism if a company uses algorithm, propaganda, clickbait, advertisement, without their consent?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:36:47 PM No.529171445
>>529171293
>classless
lol, go back to moderate the cord
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:37:00 PM No.529171469
make an mmorpg where the server resets every week and the goal is to kill all monsters on the server. every week they got time to do it.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:37:23 PM No.529171505
>tfw communism is a moneyless system yet commies somehow "love to manage the money of others"
we dont even believe in money, blud!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:37:25 PM No.529171509
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HAPPENING: Eric might save Hytale

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/adventure/stardew-valleys-concernedape-reportedly-says-he-could-possibly-step-in-to-save-cancelled-minecraft-like-hytale-but-hed-need-to-know-why-it-failed-first/
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:38:53 PM No.529171667
>>529171445
Heh, Unityplebs like you wouldnt know anything about classlessness, eh? lololol, OOPfags can't into communist programming
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:39:41 PM No.529171736
>>529171469
>after a week the whole server turns into a battle royale