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>News
Fahkumram Gameplay Trailer + Armor King teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
Season 2 Spring & Summer Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60

>Patch Notes
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/


>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 Important key moves for each character and easy combos
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

Lowtiernigger seething

Pussy ahh bih
>nigga made ANOTHER thread
Bunch of people are AFRAID of LTG, KEK

aye bruh when the favela tourney start

tekgen
1122

Why is scat such a popular fetish in /tekgen/? It seems to me that every female has several people fiending for their excerements and urine.

>>529162828
go talk about poopy diapers somewhere else, you sex pest

>lili
>anna
scat
>nina
>lidia
piss
>reina
fart

>>529162828

>>529162292 (OP)

I'm into men

>asuka
>jun
blacked
>leo
>alisa
>xiaoyu
shemale ntr

>>529162992
>>529163147
What about Panda?

lili is...

Ok I'm never making another thread. Or post here again.
FUCK YOU faggots.

everybody likes that

>>529162292 (OP)
>Karate Kid: Legends
>Flopped, a stain on the Karate Kid series
Should've just used all money spent on restaurant collabs and materialistic items on a new movie

>>529163384
Bitch Lili can't win against Jin

it turns out everybody did not actually like that

>r/tekken
thoughtfull discussions about the gam
>/tekgen/
reposting the same hornypics over and over

>>529163384
See you tomorrow bring some lili porn with you

MK has a movie coming up
SF has a movie coming up
In regards to other media (ACTUAL TEKKEN media, not collaborations), TEKKEN has jack SHIT

>>529162927
I am seriously just curious why this is the only general where talking about eating/drinking/showring in some females wastes is the norm.
>>529162992
And what about the other females? Like if you already jerk off to Lili scat why not also to Asuka scat?
>>529163040
Thats a bold faced lie. I love truly love my cuteboy Leo and I never had to imagine such disgusting things.

reddit is goated

>>529163693
im glad bruce lee died before tekken 8 came out

>>529163389
>>529163601
kek. launching alongside s2 patch must've absolutely destroyed her sales.

>>529163764
certain characters have a charm to them that is better suited for different fetishes
its like this for any other character from whatever
asuka isnt a refined, "formal" character like lili, and lili shitting herself brings her down like an animal, its a primal sort of lust

>>529162740
i love fat whores so fucking much bros...

there is just something wonderful about certain types of girls relieving themselves
others are eh, you see them and are like whatever
but characters like lili, you imagine "no way something as fine as her would ever do such a thing!" and yet she does, in a wonderful way

>>529163970
people dawgin on the game hard, i feel bad for their social media person

>>529164007
Okay anon. I need a list of all females with their most suited fetishes.

whacked off 6 times today
shat 5 times today

>>529164040
>fat
keep your fetish to yourself

>>529164334
i dont think id be able to accomplish such a task
i dont focus on many females of the game, perhaps tekgen will reply one by one answering you

>>529164334
All of them are the same, BBC.

tekken subreddit shit on me for finding lili attractive

i wish lili shit on me for finding her attractive

>>529164647
name? pretty please

let's turn this into the for honor general

the only guy I know that plays that game is a drug addict and abandoned his children

we all know ltg too

>>529163601
>look at what street fighter is getting waaaah
Are these people retarded? Did they forget we already had 2 summer sets (for both all male and female characters) last year while street fighter didn't get ANYTHING??? Tekken players are cognitively ants

>>529165728
No one shills SF as much as Tekken fans do

the July patch may be the most important patch in the history of the Tekken franchise

T8 summer sets suck
I want skintight swimsuit with ass out

whore of babylon

>>529166593
no i want them in several layers so i can imagine them sweating and being uncomfortable, the clothes sticking to them like paint, constant thoughts of, I need to take these clothes off and take a shower

Scat and piss niggers should be brutally raped to death by Kuma

>t-rex arms

>>529167083
sex with this lili

>>529165078
https://www.instagram.com/evieestenzia/
but she did not do any more eliza

>>529167318
>>529166793
My president.
:)

>>529167318
girmy

>>529168678
Shes prime minister retard

How do I get better at the game?

Nightreign opened my eyes. I knew people were stupid but nightreign exposes just how fucking retarded people are holy fuck. Atleast it's always a nice feeling playing with others when you're on the same wavelength.
When is fahkumram gameplay?

Siege is 100 times harder than Tekken

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/KNliJ-W4kcw?si=fRSh1e0jE_o8piNl

our eyes are yet to open

eternally /ourchink/

>kingjae went from god 295k point to tgs 245k points in one stream
bruv...

blud watches phidx

He was always carried by Leroy in 7

bruv is a millionaire he doesn't need online .png validation

bloodborne was the last great fromsoft game

Bruv can't even afford a moderately cheap studio in London.

>midborne
lmao

I can't afford
>to live

Good

Palworld collab soon

I exposed

tekkenbros……..

Just got banned from a discord server for growling like an animal on voice chat whilst i was masturbating to Anna. God forbid a man dares to express himself nowadays.

fighting games made me love women again

Thank (You) for your input

vaginas truly disgust me

I may not be able to pass a sanity test

dark clouds loom over me

bros… why does Harada hate boobs?

there's at best 4 posts that are truly about tekken

>>529179737
bamco is still living in the puritan era of 5 - 10 years ago for some reason

Darkened dynasty
Endless rivalry
Meeting violently
You can't change me
First was Ivory
Then came Ebony
Making revelry
YOU CAN'T BREAK ME

I'm a fucking loser kill me

>>529182993
gay man/woman franchise so its obviously the right

tekken is so fucking dead and nigger brained that this is nothing but a thinly veiled scat fetishist hangout thread

My asshole is never clean

>>529182993
I can't tell what the difference is from one side to the other.

>>529181661
This franchise could be such kino to the point where even people who don't like fighting games come to play but nooooooo the playerbase is just full of subhumans who care for muh balance despite the fact that 90% of them will never compete

>>529175145
sekiro mogs

Just give me Christie back. Fuck

>>529184252
Despite what retards like you say balance does matter because currently the reason Tekken 8 isn't attracting people is because it feels like shit for EVERYONE.

>>529185310
I didn't say that it didn't, but trying to so hard to make it a competitive game to the point where everything else suffers is retarded, the harder you try the harder your game dies. The story in 8 feels like it was generated by AI for fuck sakes.

>>529185310
It doesn't feel like shit because of balance thoeverbeit, it feels like shit because the general direction of the game is fucking boring. The balance was even worse in S1 and the beginning of S2 and somehow a few retards at least thought that was fun. Now no one finds it fun.

>>529186835
the fucking brown people that play feng wei, king, and hwoarang are having a whale of a time in mashen 8, thats where you're sorely mistaken >>529185310

How are you holding up, my lovelies?
Been playing lately?

my life has been of no value up until now, also tekken dies in part 9

>>529188107
Okay it looks like the game and thread are still not doing so hot.
Hopefully things change soon! I miss both.

>>529188285
>>529188107
>>529188052
same person

>>529188327 (You)

i think i may have made some poor decisions in my life.

>>529188052
Bad, we haven't had Lili porn posted in quite some while

>>529188327
No, that's wrong!

>>529189035
>>529188889
>>529188790
>>529188680
>>529188523
same person

>>529189242
>tekgen is STILL just one person!!

>>529188889
Normally Id blame tekken 8 being shit for yazka being stuck in king but then I remembered he was hard stuck Tekken god in 7 on feng

had another nightmare about my micropenis being exposed

>>529189654

I DID IT I CONFIRMED THE HIT :D

>>529190225
good job boke

https://files.catbox.moe/sjiedw.mp4

>>529190930
Source.

exposed

>>529165728
>Did they forget we already had 2 summer sets
And they're horrid, lazy pieces of shit.

this game is still a pile of shit but a few minor patches + armor king have caused all the community and streamers to love tekkino 8 and scamco again. I think tekken players unironically enjoy being miserable

tekkpiggies realized they have nothing if they kill mashen 8

10 months of isolation i gotta get a job, any job

>>529190225
Monke is growing stronger in this one.

>>529191392
at the next EVO TWT event, cars must be over turned, dumpsters lit on fire, chairs thrown at event organizers, or else things will continue as they always have

>>529191392
> all the community and streamers to love tekkino 8
nigga what everyone is suicidal and shits on the game constantly

people have even gotten divorced in the midst of Tekken 8

if we captured Murray and held him hostage, how much do you think Bandai Namco would pay to get him back?

how do we get woolie and pat back into tekken 8?

>>529192258
why do you want people playing this abomination

>>529192336
so that they can make fun of it LOL

>>529192289
lili...

>be good guy
>degenerate
>think everything im doing is satanic
>therefore start associating run of the mill degeneracy with pure evil and demonic possession
>start thinking of myself as demonic
>well if im demonic im actually like jeffrey dahmer and shit

This is a dangerous looney religious road to becoming a psycho

>>529192413
aris fulfills that role already

>>529192289
Manletzuya bros....

>>529192554
you know what they say, the more the merrier.

10 months try 10 years im a fucking loser

life is a sick joke and I am the punchline

>>529192504
das rite kid, careful with black and white thinking NIGGA, that's how killers are made

>>529163693
pizza vs facebook marketplace 8 who wins

>>529162292 (OP)
>jin op
kino

I had my micropenis on display I'm known as that guy how the fuck do I return to the world

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I just want to be normal

Im becoming a religious nutcase

igger nigger nigger nigger i cant hold myself to such high moral standahds without going insane

plus following christianity seems like cuckedry, but these stupid fucks would have you believe the opposite is demonic, setting you up for becoming a psycho unless you follow what they say to a t, it's a false dychotomy, most swedish atheists arent devilish or whatever the fuck

I had a conversation with myself in the mirror today. We came to the conclusion that I'm a big dumb fat white trash failure and I should die.

I dug a hole at rock bottom

>>529190225
Cool, now you can start playing a real character.

>>529193254
Good one

I hope I don't get another season

Girls can't marry other girls

Why are Spag and Rip still allowed to organise tournaments? Bandai needs to ban them everywhere

myk screaming is way worse than rip

Tell me about italian brainrot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV6AHZehF_c
It's up

e-etto...

>>529193398
i also play alisa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag6eOd1U_M
it's here

>against jack 8, hes 1hp with heat
>run up and duck predicting tech roll into i10 heat smash high thingy
>does it but when i try to punish i get hit by the mid followup

What's not up is the trajectory of my life and sense of wellbeing. I am not a success story.

>>529195503
owned.

i keep accidentally pulling at the cables of my headphones damaging the jacks and fucking em up

>>529195670
only the first time was an accident, every other time was negligence and this is a sign that you won't succeed in life cause you don't want to put the bare minimum effort into fixing issues that affect you and those around you.
nice cock tho (kazuya main btw)

>>529195857
BLUD if you move your hand and the cable's in the way you you're fucked, it's not something up for grabs. the solution would be to buy a headphones with a long ass 2m aux cable

>>529190930
Sorry for being rude about the AI art. AI is cool.

>>529195960
mine is shorter than 2m, but if you wish you can have it, I keep it clean

>poke oriented female character vs female character in an infinite stage, post s2 hp buffs

shouldn't we have had a fahkumram tekken talk by now

let's get it on

>>529196726
imagine being xiaoyu and flying in the air doing acrobatics and beating people up with your tricks that sounds fun

>winners semifinals
is this a 16 people tournament?

my life came and went but it hasn't even ended

niggerniggerniggernig

Licking Anna's armpits until she begs me for mercy. I love Anna, her laugh is somehow so pure in soul.

>>529197360
easy there bryan.

i will continue with my 90$ real estate course so i can then get out of the house and avoid spiraling into insanity

I exposed myself

My only friends are centipedes and waterbugs

there should be a mechanic where the meteor stage crashes into another stage on random, killing both competitors instantly

me fr fr

southboy masher tournament

blud my life a whole sitcom written by a drunk intern every time i think it can’t get worse the universe hits me with a dlc expansion pack of pain frfr woke up today just to lose again ong like who scripted this i ain’t even the main character i’m the comic relief with untreated trauma relationships? fumbled. dreams? cancelled. mental stability? never existed this not even a redemption arc it’s a blooper reel on loop blud ong i’m just here for the laugh track at this point frfr

>>529198356
what ps2 game is this.

>widely agreed that tekken 8 has the worst dlc passes out of any current fighting game
how do we save it?

>>529198550
>how do we save it?
We don't.

>>529198550
Emergency season

>>529198550
naked lili

Oh, for Christ's sake. This again?
"Widely agreed"? Widely agreed by who? A handful of YouTubers farming outrage clicks and the same 50 guys on Twitter who think game development is powered by magic and good vibes? Get real.
Let's break this down in simple terms so maybe it'll get through. Do you have any idea what it takes to make a character for a game like Tekken 8? We're not talking about a simple model swap. A character like Eddy is rebuilt from the ground up. New model, new physics, new animations, rebalancing every single move to work with the Heat system, getting the mocap, the voice actors... It's months of work by a whole team of highly skilled people who, last time I checked, need to pay rent and feed their families.
But no, you guys see a price tag and immediately scream "worst ever" without a single thought about the reality of the situation. You think we just push a button and a character appears?
And "how do we save it?" Save it? Tekken 8 is a massive success. We don't need "saving" by someone whose entire business model is complaining on the internet. The pass funds the entire ongoing development. The free stages? The massive balance patches you all demand constantly? The online infrastructure? Where do you think the money for that comes from? It comes from the people who actually support the game, not the ones who just want everything for free.
You've seen a fraction of what's planned. You have no idea what's coming next, but you're already an expert on its total value. It's an amazing level of clairvoyance. You should play the lottery.

>>529199204
didn't read.

>>529199204
>>529199086
>actuarry that move is -12
>>529198913
actuarry that move goes into right flaming forward stance
>>529198550
actuarry that move is plus on block

>>529199276
Of course you didn't.
Go back to watching your TikToks. This conversation requires an attention span.
Blocked.

People look upon me either with disdain or pity. Rightly so.

Monday left me broken

i rike u~~

!!

all days are the same in the life of a neet

havent started studying my real estate agent 90$ course today yet

dustiel always on king jae chat

I prolapsed

I nooblapsed

July 7th is right around the corner

noby more like noobie

blud posted the insectoid again

>>529202593
How do we answer bros?
I don't want to lose to capcom

Anna is an angel.... she will save us....

kwiss has bigger boobs than that

player retention will tank until reina tierlist position improves

I gotta small dick

I used to have one too and then..

I exposed

>below 5k average
whens the next patch that will definitely fix the game, again?

next april

they literally said july patch will buff chars and they won`t do any big changes until early 2026

kek

>>529204554
alright, it is truly joever then
you gotta wonder though, who is the retard who thinks this is the correct direction to go?

plural, more than one

kill kill kill

>>529204554
I like the tekken community, they call HMN liars all the time for heihachi and season 2 and microtransactions but now that one thing that affirms their believes they don't question at all and just take it at face value

Everything was joyful until cl*ve

everything is fucking awful these days
the whole world seems so unbelievably fucked

the malaysians are real
the old team who were retired were called back in to work to fix the game
the devs are listening and implementing feedback
things are going to get better
tekken is 3

I haven't been outside in 12 years. I don't know anything about the modern world.

shut yo negative asses up until July 7th, then you may speak

>>529198550
add characters people actually want. just a suggestion dough

>>529205473
damn you guys ain't falling for that one anymore huh, well how about i write a long novella about my relationship with that ninja gaiden guy...

the people are dooming again harada. quickly you must write 8 paragraphs about how heihachi is allergic to shellfish

he actually shit talked Itagaki kek

itagachi

ki charge was actually a joke move, never meant to be put in the full game

rheumatoid arthritis maybe the neet life isn't all it's cracked up to be

harada lurks in here
fuck you harada

I bought $100 in tekken coins

get this man a karate kid hoodie in real life

don't listen to him harada we love you even if youre a retarded boomer

did you know that harada's dad was the inspiration for Heihachi

harada is kojima of fighting games
a talentless hack

>>529207638
Everyone who has played it considers Death Stranding 2 GOTY 2025, even more than Expedition 33.

tekkennn 8
nyooo challengaaaaa
yukiooooo mishimaaaaaa

jinpachi's dad is the next character.

medusa got me into conspiracies and this shit is raping my mind

what is the HMN response going to be when the fahkumram patch doesn't fix everything

>>529208892
it is a fine line between reasonable skepticism and schizoid conspiracy nut
idk how to help, just gl i guess

why did that post get deleted?

>>529209556
it's the schizo that always deletes his own posts right away.

Their response will be SHUT THE HELL UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND DONT ASK ME FOR SHIT
And then say be excited for Armor king and the new female Pakistani fighter while adding more plus homing mid moves

eliza dlc is what tekkino 8 needs

>>529209556
i thought the term raped was too far kek. yeah i think i gotta time gate it. like 30 mins a day max of reading this shit and then stop cause it can mess with me a lot it seems.

the waffle house stage is something that is being thought about, not necessarily worked on, but being given attention regardless

i wish attractive women weren't real

Even TMm playing dbd but I think his stick broke

FUCKING TELL ME HOW REINA ISN'T THE MOST BROKE NFUCKIGN WHORE CHARACTER IN THE GAME DUDE
JUST TELL ME HOW

why did they turn heihachi into a stance character

>>529213162

>>529213332
not only this but they nerfed shadow step into oblivion for no reason

And because it's a heat move I don't think you can shadow step after KO-ing an opponent

why come did they ruin tekken

better dead than al-bhed.

lets hope on July 7th they buff the RIGHT characters and not the WRONG characters

Yeah buff Anna

Who even needs buffs in this game? Only one that comes to mind is devil Jin

Anyone with inconsistent shit so basically Devil Jin and others

>>529193634

9/10 tekken players would willingly choose to play as a 55-year old wrinkled up steroid angry dude over a sexy and cute 18-20 year old girl with boobs and butt and then have the audacity to ask "why is tekken dying"

Because every Tekken girl is an evasive piece of shit that isn't fun to play against

There are more evasive males than there are females in Tekken

>>529217409
to be fair before the patch notes came out there was a lot of hype

9 more days until the end of the world

claudio's hopkick and paul df2 offend me more than anything lili and alisa do

>>529219717
i'm not too excited about fahk, i'm just hoping the rest of the patch improves the game

hahahahhahahahahhaha

the patch will make the game slighty more like season 1 and every content creator will be like EVERYTHING IS FIXED
but its still the same shit game from season 1 after all

The july patch will definitely not have malaysian fingerprints on it, that we know for sure

>>529219131
yeah, but not all males are evasive, female chars are all evasive

soon

asuka relies more on hard-callouts and parries to stop mashers than being an evasive cunt
>but cancans
90% of this cast has hopkicks shut up

we need a pawg

we have paul

>>529221671
hmn don't like big butts. all the tekken 8 girls have hank hill asses on their bikini outfit.

nothing wrong with a muscular hank hill like ass

i thought the battlepass challenges in this game were gonna be like: low parry 5 times, get the best possible punish on an unsafe move 10 times, win 10 GREAT rounds
instead it's just play 30 matches and go to the miiverse lounge once

>>529221671

>tekcucks need to mod fat asses in
pathetic

>Lies of P thread on /v/
P is such a cutie bros
I love men so much

>>529222932

>>529223468
how do feng players not get top 8 with this busted character? goddamn kkokkoma and joka were carried as FUCK in s1

>>529222026
Kinda wish there are character specific ones (of your choosing). Like:
>launch punish a safe move using Jin's parry
>combo the enemy for x meters as Lars

>>529222908
I thought this was Julia for a minute

>cancan 10 times with Asuka and or Jun
>have 5 barefoot outfits as Lili
>Avoid headsmash with AOP as Xiaoyu

it's up
https://www.twitch.tv/jynxzi

can't wake up

brehs i love strong alpha women like wonder woman and lidia i need a woman like that in my life to control me

>alpha woman
>gets her ass kicked by an old geriatric 75 year old japanese man

in response she can kick my ass and massage my balls

>>529223773
hes even stronger now no idea

So lore wise the strongest to weakest Mishima is currently:
>Heihachi
>Reina forma diablo
>POWER GAP
>Jin/Kazuya
>Lars

Wrong general but I wouldn't mind makoto in Tekken

She deserves better than this fucking game

G and Gill should be the next SF characters
funny fuckers

do you think makoto's va was picked cause she was also named makoto.

wwgen

Who could realistically play Boke in the new TEKKEN movie?

Tanukana can play Asuka

if they make a new tekken movie the main character should be clive

finna relax wit some tekken ranked

>first game 120ms alisa

maybe go back to quickmatch

>>>/v/713953021
What Tekken moment should be at this year's EVO?

>>529234829
He's wearing a Reina jacket

/x/ is indistinguishable from /tekgen/ sometimes

Wrong we have more porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNZVhWZjcwQ
it's up

>>529234829

My life has been one embarrassment after another. Some of them easily avoided. The architect of my misery? Me.

>>529236737
put that degree to good use then, stop wasting your time on 4chan

Capcom Won

how about architect of shut the fuck up

I don't think this is what the American dream is supposed to be like

There could be nothing after this

I read obituaries every day and I feel envy

i feel mentally better after inting with Ornn in ARAM

I don't feel very receptive today

I cannot revert the damage I have done to my reputation

I’m pretty sure I’m out of luck and have no friends

I found the light at the end of the tunnel and it blinded me

LTG IS ON TEKKEN RIGHT NOW LADS

gah duu americans need to log off video games forever

Imagine a world without H and M

Where do I take this pain of mine

Only Eliza can fix me now

I don't even think anna sold that much, armor king shouldn't sell much either because the character is retarded but I know when he drops idiots will buy him in droves no matter how much h&m rape his playstyle like they did to Anna and Hei.

i would take being any type of women (even black/jewish) over being a man

>>529223773
Nobody wants to play a nigga with 14 frame df1 and grotesque face

>>529241549
I don't know why people care so much about Armor King, King absorbed all his good tools what does he even have left other than some wind god fist that doesn't matter when the idea of movement and whiff punishment is a joke, the only way he will be good is if he's some overloaded stance gimmick monster which is exactly what they'll do.

AK's stance is called beast mode

I have posters of men all over my room

>caught a cold in the middle of summer
i blame murray honestly

Happens to a lot of people don't worry

Is it possible to IP-range ban the tekken schizo?

I wear hot clothes in the winter and cold clothes in the summer

I'm dropping a log rn

if you were a cute girl id ask you to drop that log in my mouth

is phidx seriously trying to shill me tekken 8 again????????????

if i were a cute white girl would phidx let me shit in his mouth??

Bro trust bro the next patch will be it, maybe

You said that last time

I'm slowly killing myself

6070 super wil have 18gb of vram, make it the ideal gpu to play tekken 8 for just 780€

seems we going down again. thank god because this shits unplayable.

Looking at Fahkumram, you'd be correct in thinking...
I'm his next victim.

>>529205473
This is probably the funniest thing he has ever posted
The sheer hubris and arrogance is beyond compare

The game unironically won't be fixed till seat3

>>529246816
really? post link

what's the magic word?

I will rape you

>>529250483
four!

I like sticking my butt out sometimes

so WHAT THE FUCK was the jun command

>>529191392
https://youtu.be/PNZVhWZjcwQ?si=jSiLY73m6ibpzP5q
Point proven hahaha

I exposed

>>529252205
Tekken has genuinely the worst community imaginable, what's wrong with these people

when i walk by people they always stare at my ass

Tekkunity is best community

tekkunny

When I and Anna go on a date i feel extreme embarrassment because not only does she dress skimpy but also the more time passes the hornier she gets. It gets to a point where she is openly groping me infront of everyone.
Thus every time we go out we have to take a "horny break" that involves finding a bathroom or somewhere secluded to have sex for at least 30 minutes, never less.

has anna ever offered to shit in your mouth?

who is anna

>>529255609
Shut up tranny

>>529255662
im not a tranny i just want to eat lady poo so bad

>>529256641
Funnily enough the only ones who can pull off Leo would be super feminine looking trannies

If it wasn’t for naked lili this game would be dead

I want to get my ass clapped

consider this

skibbidi

>>529236264
>>529252205
I'm not watching a whole hour long video of speed justifying why his Hworangutan brain """suddenly""" likes the game.

Someone with even less of a life that me give me the QRD.

>qrd
start with the Greeks, Nolan didn`t

>>529258516
tldw: health increase changed the game a lot more than expected

>>529258032
We would have all died by now if it weren't for the sustenance boke has provided us with...

where the FUCK is her neck

Ohhhh asuka you neckless creature of the night

imagine marie rose and lili doubling on you haha that would be horrible

The reason Emilie and Asuka have a feud is because Emilie is a racist when you think about it. Emilie thinks Asian women shouldn't have big tits, only white women (like her) should have giant milk tanks. Thanks to this inadequacy she feels the constant need to humiliate and belittle Asuka on every opportunity possible.
#StopAsianhate

Titty fucking mai

I'm sick every day

Lili would quit her Asuka fixation in a heartbeat if she ever saw Mai's tits.

Mai tits aren't even the biggest in SNK lore plus she's literally obsessed about one guy so good luck sharing saliva with others

>>529260489
linguini from ratatouille lookin ass

>>529261704
Who the fuck cares about other snk girls? Worthless literal whos that will never be in anything relevant ever again.

*Asuka and Lili after Tekken 8

blud had a bigger meltdown over a fictional woman than the franchise he plays

>The reason hurrr
shut the fuck up

>>529261827
you are such a bitch

>>529261827
Calm down least obvious Capcom drone

Capcom Won

ngl, I lowkey fw Lilisuka joint frfr

THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE SOUL CALIBER 7
https://www.youtube.com/live/fSoTEO-ntF8?si=R-5o1_ec4KalNXqf

>>529263072
ELDEN RING 3

kekkarooo

Tekken Tag Tournament 3

why do they keep making anime shovelware that isn't naruto or dragon ball, does it cost like 1k to make them no way the license is that cheap

They'll really show Fahk and black King info in a fucking anime showcase lmao

>>529262708
>>529263328

>>529263485
tekken 8 is on the same level of quality as anime shovelware

Why do you even play this pajeet trash when ps1 and ps2 era tekken exists.

it'll be more hilarious, they just show Fahk release date and anime collab (tshirt with a .png, and avatar lobby shit)

>>529263384
>why do they keep making anime shovelware that isn't naruto or dragon ball
ask tekken 8

>>529263916

>>529264073
Might words for someone who is smaller then Lili

Remember the Atelier collab? Me neither.

love 50 second rounds doing 1 damage pokes

>>529265073
it'll be literally that in 3 days

harada commiting sudoku live on stream

>>529222286
Anna ass worship

>>529263251
fuck off eric
>>529265473
fuck off barry

>>529222908
>tekcucks need to mod fat asses in
>posts fan render
?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://x.com/TEKKEN/status/1939325514033811866

hello, i'm new, i want to have sex with nina, lili and lidia, ty for reading

>>529266484
M is such a fucking clown holy shit

>>529266484
does this game ever stop being a walking embarrassment.

>>529266484

>>529266484
>SEAbros had the chance to jump M

Bandai Namco Summer Showcase 2025
https://www.youtube.com/live/fSoTEO-ntF8

GET READY

.....

>>529266917
good job slowpoke
>>529263072

>>529266484
>>529266917
>>529266995
We're his next victim...

>>529266583
Based

These devs are more schizo than any Tekken or anime player

>>529266484
He's so cool...

>>529266484
Those dead anime games with 2 digit players are less of a joke than this.

as a nina player the game is boring garbage in s2

yeah same, i only log in to jerk to nina's face on the main menu

>Fuckyourmom announced on Mother's Day
>Fuckyourmom showcase on hump day
Why is Bamco like this?

>>529270331
we're only watching that showcase for blood of dawnwalker and code vein 2, lil bro.

Murray had mind blowing sex with a Thai lady boy once and has now made it his life mission to burry Bruce and fellate Thailand whenever he can

what about that bamco executive?

>>529266484
Is this today?

>>529269454
blud makes videos like this and then wonders why he is perceived as a shill

Tekken devs should be less obvious with their prostitute obsession. First thailand then amsterdam

>>529266484
>doomers shitting themselves at this lighthearted joke
It's one of the few times they don't post something retarded

the same stale falseflag again

murrays posts are retarded by default

>>529271604
Shut your faggot ass up M

>Murray mind breaks Reddit, twitter and 4chan by just having a vacation in Thailand
Rent free

>>529271596

>>529272054
unironically, how can i get a wife like this? i'm not bad looking, i have a decent job, i have an active social life, i deserve someone pretty to keep me warm at night

>>529272193
>i deserve someone pretty to keep me warm at night
Why do you think that?

shan't play into your nihilistic retort

I'm not a nihilist, I just wish to know how you came to that

is this new?

yes

>mfw i can sell my 2023 /tekgen/ posts as an absurdist novel

>>529272193
easiest is to be rich and you'll essentially get an exclusive whore of your liking for yourself
hardest is to be an interesting person to be around which is unlikely since you post here

>>529273039
how can one single company have so many shitty IPs and games

>>529273039
code vein is a successful anime souls like
little nightmares is a solid series
tekken used to be great
japanese people like super robot wars

>>529272968
>easiest is to be rich and you'll essentially get an exclusive whore of your liking for yourself
i want a consensual relationship with no pretenses

>>529272193
You don't, if people could have tekken waifus we wouldn't be here to begin with

>>529273039
Listed in order of importance

>>529273354
my tekken waifu would be posting here with me

>they're still pushing mha after the manga ended and fell off four years ago

>>529271806
>people laugh at you for embarrassing yourself
>"m-m-mindbroken h-haha..."

>>529273451
You would rather shitpost on some dead 4chan threads then have sex with your waifu all day long? Really now retard?

>>529273330
Code Vein was incredibly mediocre. Bar none the worst souls ripoff I've ever played. That Anor Londo wannabe area is honestly one of the worst level designs in recent memory.

>>529273624

my "code" is pretty veiny too iygwim

>>529273657
the two character system was fun and the character creator was awesome. story was pretty decent.

>>529273337
this nigga never met a woman in his life

its kinda crazy we havent seen any lee since t8s inception. i remember thinking in t7 lee was epic. i think they killed his identity too.

I exposed myself

>>529273337

https://x.com/PontiffZangana/status/1939249262715387927
Jin is so cool...

>>529273039
they'll just do a re-run of the 7th of july patch and call it a day
anything armor king and 4th dlc related shit is reserved for EVO

why are kazuya players so likable?

kazuya players? more like kazuya GAYers LMAO

>>529274148
>>529273903
???

same demographic

>>529269454

>>529260489
This is unironically probably true

>>529269454
thankfully all the commenters are calling speedkicks a hwoarang masher lol

>>529266484

>>529260489
it's funny because T8 xiaoyu doesn't even look asian anymore

>>529162292 (OP)
>"We have Tifa at home"

>>529274354
nope.
https://x.com/TEKKEN/status/1939325514033811866

>>529275603
huh?

>>529275765
nope what? nothing there says armor king of the 4th dlc will be talked about. just fucking fahk again.

>>529275603
wdym? she looks very asian

>it took 5 games for Jin to finally notice Xiaoyu

>>529252205
>>529269454
murray knew all he had to do was wait it out and all the addicts would relapse and come crawling back. just throw them a couple tiny scraps after an excruciating abstain period and that's all they need as an excuse to start coping THEY FIXED EVERYTHING IM HAVING A BLAST AGAIN to themselves and others.

We should kill Murray
In Tekken

Nakatsu IS season 2

>>529275960
for pc only: fucking add official support fs4/dlss4, raytracing, and rtx hair. i didn't buy this 5090 for nothing!

>the trick is to wait until they're almost at their breaking point. then you can do anything.

Holy shit stop posting his ugly mug

"No" ;)

support your locals

/mug/ - Michael (M)urray general

>tfw the psychotic gaijin's plan actually worked

>>529276861

Id rather have Lili's rancid breath poster back then this desu

>>529276871
dear god why do they look like that

Just kill me

Bros.... slipkicks died...

>>529277142
What's wrong? Someone of them look alright

Why do you have so many pictures of a man? Not even a good looking one

bad sleeping habits

>>529277467
maybe the poster's a cute girl uwu

it ended when it began for me

>>529277195

>>529277467
Problem?

I fucking hate Lili's guts but I get a raging hard-on when I have to see her. How do I fix this problem?

just embrace it asuka.

Punch her in the gut

why did transformers one flop if it's the best movie?

the first trailer was really bad

because no one gives a shit about the cartoon, they want Bay kino with explosion and patriotism

Enslave her

>>529277672
Bail out her fathers company out of trouble, in exchange for his daughter

>>529277745
>>529278107
good options
>>529278359
>>529277730
bad options

i'm not the father, i swear

You can only enslave black people tho

>>529278359
Lili needs to be deleted

>>529278560
>in exchange for his daughter
implies sex slavery, how is it a bad option?

>>529279127
he me fr fr

>>529275960
>>529276048
meant asuka*

>>529279026
She needs semen is what she needs

>he is shorther than lili

>>529279293
That's also true
>There are 0 good Lili players
crazy how she can't carry players like Alisa and Asuka does

lol have you guys seen this??

https://streamable.com/kl92bs

alisa never won anything THOUGH

>>529279708
someone post the pasta

>>529279708
no it's never been posted before, and certainly not 334 times.

i've seen it 334 times

17 years old don't look like that

why do over emotional people play tekken

how do i entertain myself

Actually 17 is already finished physical development

>>529280658
Wrong

17 years are CHILDREN

outta 10!

>>529280789
heat rage and aggression draw them in

the July patch may make a certain segment of the population angry

Only THUGS will get angry
t.murray

>>529282076
And other segments?

you can't please everyone

lili can please me

i like lalah sune, who should i play in tekken 8

The fate of this franchise will be determined in 8 days

>will be

>determined

so i've been thinking, bamco won't remove heat since too many resources has been put into it. but one of the biggest problems with it is how you have to play around the system every single round, and you're incentivized to mindlessly activate heat every single round as well since it'll reset in the next round.

what if you didn't start with heat, but you had to earn it, and your progress carried over between rounds?

here's some rough details and numbers, maybe the numbers are retarded since it's just an idea, but i hope you get the point

- both players start the match without heat
- heat earned carries over into the next round
- 60% of damage dealt is given as heat (aka if you 100-0 someone, you'll have earned 60% heat, which will also carry over to the next round)
- 30% of damage taken OR blocked is given as heat (blocking is rewarded, not just mindlessly spamming attacks. taking hits gives some heat too to prevent complete snowballing)
- if you sidestep or backdash a move, and hit the enemy before they've recovered from the move, your next combo gives 80% of your damage dealt as heat instead of 60% (to reward movement, not just blocking)
- (maybe) if you've used heat in a round, you can't earn any heat back for the remainder of that round. not sure about this one but it would lead to less heat overall which may be a good thing

with this system, you get to play some clean tekken in round 1 with little to no heat bullshit, then the heat bullshit builds up over time. on top of that, it's far more risky and less rewarding to spam heat burst to defend yourself, since it's a limited resource you're throwing away. also less boring ass heat burst in the middle of normal combos into guaranteed bound and then a boring ass bread and butter combo followup, every single round without fail.
got any thoughts or should i just post cropped lili porn instead?

I've had to take two naps in my 10 hour day (so far)due to my crippling fatigue and mental illness

>>529283236
instead of actually trying some things like this HNM would rather make heat always active
they won't listen unless guns were at their heads, and even then only maybe

>>529283236
that seems like a complicated system, I don't think they're capable of implementing so much complexity.
They're capable of doing fast easy fixes like turning 180 health to 200 health, editing a value to another value, that sort of thing

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zgqe0Bw_lU&list=RDMMQpPsS13-z8I&index=2

murray on his way to save tekken
like he has done time and time again

hey should get on his way to drive off a fucking cliff

>>529283906
HOLY BASED

>hey should
sar

>>529283906
From tekken producer to minibus driver in Thailand.
That's an upgrade.

>>529283906
i thought this was AI at first, i can't believe somebody hasn't dropped an icbm on this man

>>529283906
the tekken community on twitter is not happy

>>529283236
instead of sidestep or backdash conditionals that sound complicated to even keep track of as a player, just make heat engagers generate extra heat when you don't have full meter

>>529283906
I actually pity the person that had to record this

what if rage art was more like surge

>>529284791
what if rage art, rage, rage art, rage drive, heat and power crushes were removed?

is there any hope of them removing heat in t9 or will they double down like with rage art

>>529284997
yeah that would be GREAT however we know they're not going to tear out of the ground all their shiny new systems, making them seem like fools for implementing them in the first place

>>529284997
It's called tekken 3.

>>529285031
>REMOVING heat
we're getting a new system ON TOP OF everything else in tekken 9, called fury (not inspired by your pic btw). you don't wanna know about fury...

>>529285031
Tekken 30 years game design is literally building shit on top of other shit

not even Strive players are like this

THEY'RE FIXING EVERYTHING!!!!

they will never fix my erectile dysfunction

>>529285765
i love justin wong

>I am having fun with Tekken 8 again

>>529285765
common man that prozd guy is way fatter than phidx, guy looks like a hippopotamus to phidx's chipmunk build, disproportionate amount of fat around the head

>>529285951
wdym thats phidx

>>529285945
kek

is speedautist getting a cut

no, he's just the usual sunken cost retard despite being high iq

Murray is king

murray always wins, baby!

i was thinking from phidx but probly not lol just helpin him out

my favorite moment is when someone does heat burst on block and the incoming mind game moment that ensues

blud still plays trashkken 8

yeah its fun

You can say that Tekken Tag 2 was balanced like ass, but Tag 2 never made as many people angry as Tekken 8

>>529288228
yeah but 2011 was an objectively better time to be alive than 2025 so that's not a fair comparison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbsbcKfqtSQ

>>529288228
That's not true. To this day the angriest I've ever seen Aris was fighting Lei in ttt2

Harada went like "go ahead retard, deal with it now"

Nah you niggers don't get to complain about dlc repeats until i get kuni back or ak can fuck off

>>529288535
>>529288391
at least he was passionate
now its just depression and making fun of murray

instead of getting a celebrity to help market the game like they did with the succession guy and vincent cassel they just sent murray to thailand and have him do whatever

LET ME DOWNPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Aris depression is entirely self inflicted and unrelated to anything Tekken

>>529288826
You just know what Murray is doing in Thailand.

>>529288535
there's always going to be anger, but with T8 there is a lot more things to be angry about. You also have to put yourself in Aris's shoes at that time, young man, fat, dwarven looking, no real prospects, addicted to smoking, he had a lot to be angry about, not necessarily all of it coming from Tekken Tag 2

It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuao_nlQ2ME

Murray really got his sex escapades in Thailand paid by Bamco with the excuse that he's doing a Fahkruman showcase sorta genius ngl

BING BONG

Law is more toxic to fight than any waifu character and I'm being 100% serious

WAHOO

They could make everything right with Tekfu sexdolls...

>that mask
i posses the knowledge

>>529290385
they could also just fix the fucking game by nerfing characters instead of buffing them

>>529290591
you have to admit though, certain characters desperately need buffs

>>529290861
Nina and who else?

^

>>529290591
New world were living in friend, a world where AAA developers of games are reduced to upscaling textures with AI of their old product and reselling it for $60. Just pray to god that the AI singularity occurs and we all have our own Anna and Nina bots walking alongside.

I can't believe that Phi's subscribers are actually dogging him and speed in that video.
Sorry blud, gonna take a few more years and an actual good tekken game to come out to reach Maximillian levels of drone orbiting i guess.

i trust longtime pro player speedkicks more than i trust pro youtube commenter @WTFisToast

i wish tekken was like mk, when everyone hates the game they just cancel it and move on to the next

Maximillian is successful because he doesn't talk like a dumb fuck and can articulate ideas despite 95% of them being wrong, contrary to PhiDx and Speedkicks with his voice

KEK

>>529291643
i don't trust sneedkeks on anything

>>529291423
what a loser

>>529291423
didn't PhiDx basically came from league of legends?

>>529279127

This is what too many punches to head in ring makes to one's intellect.

Dogshit game.

murray mogs you you fucking dork

>>529291423
>18 likes
Why were you afraid of showing the most liked comments? They don’t fit your narrative?

>>529292161
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dogshit poster.

>>529292341
They fit them too well actually...

nigga not only goes to a tekken content creator to get his opinion but he also goes to the fucking COMMENTS in a youtube video for it
hooooooooooly

shit dead game

i bet lili smells really nice

the players have no power and the developers know it

so did season 2 actually have 1600 changes or were they cap

I accuse you of capping

>>529293049
What do you think Anna smells like

ciggies and cheap booze

I'm in dewglider's spectator queue. gonnafight in a few moment.

I ain't watching that blud

blud is patiently waiting his turn

>>529294084
armani perfume, hair product, 15 dollar lotion and some kind of fruit flavored lip gloss

>>529294084
Dogshit game

Anna is more broken than release fahk and leroy but you guys aren't ready for this conversation

Lmao how embarrassing anon is getting dog walked by dewglider

>>529295503
thats not possible because release fahk didnt get hit by lows 024er

>>529295090
Man that sounds amazing good answer
>>529295215
Never heard of that perfume desu how does it smell like

tekken 8 will be in third place when they publish the entrant numbers

>>529296419
The actual mascot of the series

Sad!

>>529296419
they should remove tekken 8

>>529296419
Armor King will replace his face when he's released

I'm at a fork in the road and they all lead to failure

>traumatized myself again watching medusa conspiracy stream

reina tekken 8 cosplay

how's the rumble view count

>>529294183
Did you lose

hes on kick lel 56

Whyd Bamco ban medusa on twitch anyway

Why does coffee girl see no pro play?

bring geese howard back and all will be forgiven

>leemishima lost in the Argentinian major
Absolutely washed

I soiled myself today

to see if i still pee

>>529297781
She looks like a baddie.

nakatsu is going to make RAs -12 on block next week.

Why does RA have to be negative? Let's make it 0

I have nothing of value to add here. You know I'm a loser, you know I've failed. This is
>goodbye

Tekken 3 kinda sucks to play

everything before 8 is

Agreed, those games are

exposed in the flesh I

don't even think about uninstalling Tekken 8 before July 7th...

murray did this

murray did 9/11
it came to me in a dream

Murray raped Lilianon

Sweaty titty sex with mai

>Reina looks like THAT?

>>529305080
f

>>529305080
Kwab

Squid game ending sucked and now I’m shitting lava. One toilet broken. Awful day but I think I’ll queue ranked

I got gangrene

Squid game season 3? More like Tekken season 2 lmao

>>529307739
No problem.
Netflix is filming an emergency ending with Armor King.
That's will do the trick.

>>529300095
He doesn’t want to be in a shit game like tekken 8

Nor in cotw

>>529307403
Titty demon

Don't let the game being so bad distract you from the fact they shipped the game with near identical netcode to 7 and never updated it
Just like offline

dead genre
dead game
dead general

Wdym I'm not waiting 39 minutes for a match unlike in 7

>>529310941
Feels better than 7 to me because I play console and they fixed input delay. Don’t care

Netcode you fucking retard not matchmaking god you are just the biggest retarded gorilla nigger in this thread I hate you so much DIE DIE DIE

i dont even play d8

Matchmaking is a part of netcode thoughbeit

dead space
dead island
dead by daylight

matchmaking is dogshit too and somehow keeps getting worse

Works on my machine

now that i've got god and played enough vs the actual good characters like anna, zafina, raven etc i sincerely wish all the misfortune upon nakatsu

tokken 8 is literally dead space
bamco and hnm are the marker, the content creators are the necromorphs

https://youtu.be/dr4fKX1XzaQ

what other hobby should i get into now that Tekken has collapsed in on itself?

i love cats so much it's unreal

imagine losing to phidx, someone who barely plays Tekken

I for myself found nightreign
At first i i thought it will be shit but i got bored and bought
During my run i kept thinking i'll refund this shit after the round because i didn't feel it but gladius sparked something in me and now i'm addicted

>>529312850
2 million dollar checks

>>529312850
can't believe the linkin park singer faked his death to play tekken full time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVU37xAhY8

>>529313978
I don't think chester bennington would get gauges that large, it's just unhygienic after a certain point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOi2bvRjmAc&list=OLAK5uy_nD4A09kqQNc0QQ4qWDf_D_4aQnI1ltcg4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XcYkq9LxI
thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lJPsfcQxM8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKZUsjJThyU

>french speaking lili
ahhhhhhhhh

>english leo

ash ketchum ass boy

white raven

New thread:
>>529316607