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How can this be...? I trained her with sweat and blood everyday... and she jobbed so hard even at the very end... it's over......

Very important for every global trainers

>fail at 16% twice
glue

Pov she's pregnant

i spent the first 3 days metafagging but now im starting to feel something about my horses sexually...
any good doujins?

>>529210006
isn't it kinda pathetic to be even smaller than Urara?

Glue in Teio

>>529209991
>16th
Just pray to the LUCK GOD and use clocks.

umadash....... please.......... request items............. I have no crowns..........

Last time I'll post myself because I just fully uncapped Fine Motion, level 50, so add me if you want to use it.

392-061-368-158

IF I CAN'T ROLL ON CHARACTER BANNERS HOW DO I GET AGNES???

>>529210106
And yet Suzuka is among the most erotic characters in the entire franchise.
Checkmate atheists.

>>529210006
>90 70 70
who is the 70 70 90 girl?

>2nd place
oh shit that was close lets try again
>6th
bruh

>>529210232
you start by not being a gay and let your metafag tendencies slide for a few rolls.

>>529209991

>>529210309
Ok fuck it I'll do it, do I roll on the spotlight one

>>529209991
>>529210275
>>529210324
>>529210284
Deserved.

>>529210232
you get a free character roll every day
she's a 1*, you'll get her

>>529210006
>77 and proud
that's my girl

are Makitane's skills for being in slot 7 just bad to get as far as PVP goes? Or does it have some kind of inherit thing where it makes her more likely to get slot 7

uhhh

>>529210408
check rates but I think it's the same

Respect our horse girls

So it doesn't matter what horse you want to use it's just the cards that are important?

>>529210468
just as rng as it looks, and for not that much of a bonus either

>you need certain horses to get bonus event point
pardun?

>SUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKASUZUKA

>>529210512
yes, the cards are how you get skills and perks

>>529210512
Kinda, you can outmeta horses with enough luck and good cards

>>529210428
Everyone's girl

>>529210130
Only way to get that whorse to not take in dicks

Can someone with an mlb super creek post their id so I can follow you

if you want to meme with her lucky number skills you would need a big supply of these

>>529209991
her final race is basically just a scripted loss until you grind out the genetics to save her

>>529210554
like FGO or BA, if you don't have the little bonus stuff (most recent banners usually) you'll accrue event points at a slower rate. You can borrow an event card though, and use your own Spe once you get one.

anyone can explain how inheritance work?

>>529210554
Don't bother. I used my ticket for Spe and it's just a measly 10% bonus.

>>529210006
Below 90 should simply not exist

https://mega.nz/folder/D48R0SIS#1WoMiXAJkwHRq352TGZhaw/folder/KkkkTLDA

>>529210571
Did they fugg?

Using alarm clocks to redo a race is cheating.

>already hoarded up 100 rolls
Kitasan gonna kita to me

>>529210554
I can't believe the chinks were kinder

>>529210790
Nice horse porn

>>529210885
you need 5 of her, better get that wallet ready

>>529210468
They're bad to go for. Quite a lot of those skills are pretty poor in general. Like left and right handed for instance aren't multiplier like you'd expect and are just flat numbers. The only one I kinda like for pvp is lone wolf for being a cheap investment and a large stat swap.
that being said, I don't know what the actual good skills are just yet myself. I've just been getting everything that's specific to my strategy or are generic to a race length.

when can i watch the anime, bros? i don't wanna watch it before playing the story in game, if it spoils it

https://youtu.be/zud9AY1bHIQ?si=-jRqUBaep0xFj2Xy

>>529210006
I LOVE MY FLAT WIFE SILENCE SUZUKA SHE IS VERY CUTE AND VERY FLAT

>>529210938
Thanks!

bwos I'm too dumb to win the ura finale

where is the list of what to train for each length?
like was does a long need to focus on compared to sprint

>>529211069
use the hors as dumb as yourself (bakushin)

>>529210790
@Cygames_EN @umamusume_eng @yakuza @POTUS
GET THIS GUY

>>529210468
its an entirely meme skill. "flavor" for her fortune obsessed character, if you will

>buy the guaranteed ssr
>get a fucking dupe
it ain't my day...

>>529209716 (OP)
https://x.com/G_AC_O/status/1938490310444913024

hello horsefrens. Can any fellow EoP tell me what uma or card gibs to expect in the first 6 months?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpKZ3V9_Ti8

>>529211170

Why do you want this

>>529211069
Believe in Daiwa Scarlet, invest in Daiwa Scarlet, love Daiwa Scarlet and you too can achieve your first victory.

>>529210654
How would genetics save her? is it bumping up two 3* speed uma's or are you really just meant to get a bunch of 3 track uma's to raise her ability somewhat?
Also, how do reliably get S rank for racing types? I've only ever gotten a single S for mid length and I'm fairly certain I only unlocked that at some point during the career mode.

>>529211151
ines SEXO

>>529211148
>not even enough shards to uncap her
big sad

>>529210852
An Extremely Goofy Movie taught me it's okay to cheat when competitively racing

Is Speed even the best gene to autism out on or are power and stamina more useful?

What's up with this bullshit, with me rolling firstly rice shower and now on the second ssr maruzensky, when you consider the point system for the pity, it makes sense, however I still feel betrayed. made about 110 pulls on her banner.

>>529211282
You need long genes.

dios mios...

>>529209991
>>529209945
Canon ending.

>>529211282
genetics to push her turf and/or long proficiency to mediocre levels
then with stronger supports you have the capped stats to compete despite still being partially disadvantaged

Friendly reminder if your Uma doesn't win it's your fault

>>529210852
>losing in your dream is cheating
miss with that shit, freud

I love this game so much I'm torrenting the anime as we speak.

>>529211263
tags: exhibition, masochism, outside...

>>529211282
you characters can have sparks for track types, if you get enough sparks for turf/longer tracks (and probably some stamina too) you can make how massively nerfed she is by the environment a lot less terrible. Getting S for racing types is just a matter of having an A in the category already and triggering a spark for the same type via genetics

>>529210468
The foundational belief of the worship of Shiraoki-sama is FUNNYAKA HAPPY HANNYAKA LUCKY, so if you're not ready to embrace that, you simple aren't prepared mentally, physically, or spiritually to train FKKTR.

>>529209991
>It was after this moment she was forced to retire from racing and continually breed with wealthy oji-sans until the end of her days

>>529211424
Are those worth more than 3* speeds? I have to admit I've basically just been focused purely on speed and nothing else.
What are the stat boosts for difference race tiers? particularly the A to S jump? and is there any horse we have at the moment who stands out at being someone who kinda just wants a bunch of race or strategy buffs to make something they're innately bad at higher?

>>529210282
70 is Suzuka
90 is Air Groove

Play Persona

how do you max out the event card if you can't get more after the third bingo card?

Manhattan Cafe's name goes pretty hard NGL

So if the stat genes are influenced by stats at the time you retire the uma, what are all the other genes influenced by? Like track style etc. Are there thresholds for getting a 3* other type of gene?

>>529211151
What's the point of slutty straps if it came at the cost of removing her hat?

Why is Urara so bad? She's the only horse that lost the first race.

>1 card from event points
>3 cards from bingo
Where do you get the last card from?

>>529211270
She was my first URA finale win too. Is she the easiest of the freebie umas to win with?

Urara got zapped.

>>529210006
now.... who are the fattest?

>>529211723
Event story and point rewards

>>529211723
>>529211807
1 at 290,000 event points.
1 by completing the story iirc which is not unlocked yet

Using alarm clocks to redo a race is cheating and unethical. How would you feel after your horse girl achieved 1st place in a race but some faggot trainer voided the race because he used an alarm clock and wanted to redo it all over again?

>>529211823
Of course, cause she's numbah 1!

>>529211823
try bakushin with 5 speed card, train her speed only

So this is the power of Bakushin ancestry...

>>529211920
i have returned

>>529211920

Bakushin was my first URA FINALS winner also.

>>529211920
Wait until you lose to rng gods

>>529211802
Canon event

>>529211965
won't she have zero acceleration and stamina then?

>>529211649
I forget how much but S turf gives you a power increase white S track gives you speed. At this early in the game it's better to focus on getting 3* stats first and make a parent that gives you 9*.

>>529211920
So is enemy trainers using full restore in pokemon, but thats how it is.
You still need luck to win though

Is Silence Suzuka a better miler or medium for pvp?

Bakushin is hilariously braindead. I find her even more reliable than 3* Silence.

>try to start training a 9* power
>fails at 3rd goal
I'm gonna stick to speed training

>>529211920
Shut up Aoi, Meek, and Benis.

>>529211920
it's just a dream bro
>>529212047
not her problem

>>529212047
she needs some minor stamina but besides that you can do all speed (maybe with a little wit) and she crushes everything, you only need acceleration/strength with non-front runners

Urara's raras

>>529211920
he should've clocked if he didn't want me to clock him

Is this game like Grub where the stamina system virtually doesn't exist?

When?

I've been playing nonstop since launch and I haven't even gotten a single 3* stat gene.

>>529212078
Forgot to add strategy at S gives you a wit increase, I'm pretty sure all these increases are percentage based too.

I just got to URA Finale with Maruzen, is there anyway at all I can see the track info seeing as career goals doesn't change over? The only things I can get with skill points now is the Kyoto Racecourse buff unless I hold out for potential win skillpoints to buy a mile accel skill. (nothing is ever miles anymore though)

>>529211717
hmm nyo

>>529212078
Wait... you can get higher than 3* for speed sparks? how do you manage that?

how do i use the hot spring ticket?

>>529212139
use golshi she does better with higher strength than speed

>Win URA finale
>Concert happens
>Umapyoi Legend starts playing
So this is where that song came from. Thought it was from kemono friends or love live.

Just started today. Is career mode supposed to take multiple tries or do I not understand how to train properly?

Anyone else drinking 10 euro wine and playing uma musume pretty derby in the dark?

>>529211775
You need A aptitude in whatever it is. B might work too? I don't exactly remember. Point is its "free" to roll for unless you're trying to get something weird like a long or turf gene from Urara

>>529212327
Seconding this Im a retard I have yet to win, Im just rotating through horses and leveling them right now.

>>529212078
>>529212245
Pretty sure A > S is a 10% increase.

>>529212273
Grandparents to parent gives you a total of 9 stars.

>>529212387
let's say i want turf, what stat should i aim? power and stamina? or is it random as long as it's A?

so uh, do umas mature/have the life span of regular horses?

bros i think i love top gun

Is reaching an A+ rank uma without any SSR card from pulling and a good MLB card from a friend realistic?

>>529212587
How do you win using her? She always jobs URA

>>529212327
>>529212403
Yep, you'll need legacy horses to pass on their stats, at least B ranks if you want to clear the URA finale but I think D rank horses would suffice if you just want to complete all the goals.

>>529212602
lol
lmao

>>529211882
Doto.

>>529212602
you're not even getting to A

>>529212327
it's a rougelite, as is standard for rougelites you're going to botch it several times before getting anywhere

My first legend is la amiga...

>>529212648
>shy easily corrupted retard, violent breasts and mother
perfect

>>529212567
No

>>529212627
it's a (you) problem, not her

>>529212685
I got to A rank on my wheelchair and a bit of luck

I need horse lewds

When my bar is maxed do I still get any benefits from it?

>>529212310
doesnt goldship restrict training options? I'm trying to train ryan since her skill is good

>>529211657
the first number is the one shown on that list. the two following numbers are w and h. together they are known as the surisai

>>529212512
speed power and stam are basically the universally most useful blue genes, i'd say they're all winners right now. and getting the surface/distance aptitude has nothing to do with your stats

>>529212567
From what I understand it;
>Start young and grow normal
>Hit Junior High and stay the same age for decades
>Then become a 20year old woman 50 years later or something?

>>529210213
Thank you mlb fren

any advice for bakushin career other than speed pump

>>529212843
She can break the training equipment and make you stuck with just running as a training option

>>529212567
They're like elves. This is a pre-war 1940s horse btw
https://umamusume.jp/character/saintlite

Have you had your daily ration of söy beans today?

Who let this bird race with horses? This isn't fair.

This chart https://files.catbox.moe/x62fb5.png says Rice is good compatibility with Teio but it shows up as a triangle in my game, is it because of the stats?

>>529212757
Thanks bro I know I'm worthless and retarded that's why I was asking for tips.

>>529212567
Theyre like elves

>>529210006
Suzuka and McQueen are practically boys

>>529212813
been on a hunt for the last hour or so, so I have to second this notion

>>529212860
>getting the surface/distance aptitude has nothing to do with your stats
so it's pure rng huh

Whoever said my account was hot because of the supercreek dupe. Yeah i believe it.
This was the garanteed 3* 10 roll

>S Dirt
Wait, my Haru...

>>529212602
Just need MLB SRs.

>>529209716 (OP)
>El Condor Pasa 3/7
>Fucking Vodka and Daiwa show up
>0 turn Jap Derby
FUCK

>>529212567
no but getting a triple crown is only possible for high school age umas

Is there a link with all english comics from the game?

>>529212813
just gen them, or look in the right places

>>529212948
Oh yeah, she should be around the same age as Minoru

Wait who am I talking about

>>529213067
>Dream Journey
Wait a second...

>AIslop
rumao

is it good to run races more than the required minimum?

The support card gacha might be the reason i just stop playing because it reminds me way too much of granblue summon
And its somehow even worse because you cant get them in regular gacha

huh, this skill is busted if you use pace strategy isn't it?

>>529212813
I really like how tachyon looks either 20 or 40 depending on the artist

>pure japanese kino
>priconne style
>high quality production
>kino girls
>no omnipandering garbage
man this game would be perfect if it wasnt for the shit, time consuming gameplay

>>529211920
what they don't know can't hurt them

>>529213280
It's done for fan farming (lmao) or or it could be a good option when you don't have a good training option so you just opt for more skill points.

fuck vodka

>>529213218

>>529213356
If 40 year olds were this hot I'd be hitting up wine bars

>>529213067
> 2. Dream Journey
> 4. Win Variation
Ain't no way, lmao global get the new gens as NPC

>>529213383
this is easily one of the most fun gacha I've played in terms of gameplay though

>>529213442
Sounds like a you problem.

>>529212948
>>529212992
It's like a reverse horse/human life span. IRL horses live about 20-30 years and humans out live them many times over. In Uma world your umas out live you by many generations.

>>529213412
are skills even good at this point in the game?

>>529213462
How were the NPCs in the JP release?

We have sex with the horses, right?

Going down the keiba rabbithole and found some disturbing shit.

>https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1990-06-06-sp-581-story.html
>Maryland is one of eight states that do not limit the amount of Lasix horses who have suffered from respiratory bleeding can be given.

>ChatGPT
>Lasix, also known as furosemide, is a diuretic medication widely used in horse racing, particularly in North America, to prevent or reduce the severity of Exercise-Induced Pulmonary Hemorrhage (EIPH)—a condition where horses bleed from the lungs during intense exercise.
>Lasix reduces blood pressure in the pulmonary capillaries by decreasing blood volume through urination, which can reduce bleeding.

From now onwards, I will never exercise my umas with >0% failure chance except for Wit.

Look how happy she is in 16th place

>>529213462
Its running off the same version of the game as JP, just with locked content
Kinda like those shitty WoW private servers

>>529213383
I wouldn't mind the time spent if it wasn't full of P2W garbage attached to it

>>529212867
>>Hit Junior High and stay the same age for decades
That's just because the flow of time is convoluted at Tracen Gakuen.

>>529213452
can say that again brother

Hold these or just use 'em?

in career training should i prioritize getting friendship up or the stats i want?

>>529213054
>my Haru...
Glue time

they should have made vodka reject the concerts.
it was actually kind of uncool watching her do it.

>>529212813
>>529213356
>Agnes is only the average in breast size
>>529210006

Wait, you can actually brick accounts? How does one avoid this?

so does she want to go pace to proc this or should I just run her at front and spam speed

>>529213576

>>529213576
Nice Nature came back from training camp sex a different girl...

Does anyone have a chart for minimum stamina for each distance?

>>529213514
It's just her

>>529211250
>>529211170

>>529213765
The mask stays ON

>goal race is a distance completely unsuited to the girl

>>529213575
More generic design and naming. There are very few playable umas and uniquely designed NPCs

Are the red skills like Fatigued Pace Chasers any good or just funny meme skills?

>>529213736
worst you could do is spend all your rolls on umas but you could recover from that

>>529213736
No such thing. Don't listen to the serial rerollers.

Would (You) start a romantic relationship or keep it strictly professional?

Would you even have the iron will to keep it if your pants?

>>529213589
When I first got into Umamusume I went and looked up all the horses bios. I got real depressed when I found out what many of their fates were. Now I have come to respect them more and no longer get depressed.

>>529213736
you can only brick your account if you follow meta

>>529213945
I would take advantage of every uma I train without hesitation.

>>529213945
what do you fucking think?

>>529213492
the gameplay is somewhat fun but
>40 min per run
>zero transparency about stats, breeding, growth rates etc without data mining
>5/10% sparks
it would be a decent side game if it took 5 mins per career run
wasting 40 minutes per run just to end up with a 1* spark is straight up spitting on the players

>>529213736
don't put your birthday on leap day as joke

>>529213597
how does that explain global having the gimped version of guts then?

Can I take it easy raising my team to B, or is there any event soon where I need better umas?

>>529213945
Strictly professional, but I need to see my uma naked for training purposes.

>>529214018
based

>>529212640
You don't need B rank parents to win URA finals.

Literally why would I ever take this skill?

Wheres the training where I inject them with PEDs?

>Complete a 30 win campaign with Taiki
>Collect ~3k gems in rewards afterwards
>Realize that I'll probably never get another windfall like this ever again
How do you get carats after the early game gibs dry up?

>inheritance event
>speed 2*
>speed 3*
>speed 3*
alright, how does this work? it stack or it will just take the highest star?

>>529213945
Let it go where it wants. If an uma is into me then we are a go.

>>529214074
________......Lost.....

>>529214110
That's not to take the skill.
That's to heal your uma of the skill.

so is mile a relatively short race that wants more STR than stam? And I guess Medium and long both need more stamina?

>>529214110
anon your reading comprehension

>>529214059
it's a ROUGELITE the fun is in figuring out what the fuck is going on and building things up over time, I'm just playing this like an actual videogame instead of being an optimization monkey draining my stamina all day and looking up guides and I've had few gacha I can enjoy in the same way

>>529214110
Dacchi, that's a debuff your uma currently has, and if you don't "take it", you'll never get rid of it.

>>529214110
umadacchi...you take it to remove the debuff you get

Hesitant pace chasers is EVIL
Every time my uma is frontrunning they just get hit with a wave of mustard gas and lose all hope of catching up

THE NEW ERA IS HERE
ALL HAIL THE OPERA KING

>>529213945
People projectile vomit by me being merely near them..

>>529214293
stupid slut

>>529214228
further back strategy = more strength
longer race = more stamina
that seems to be the basics of it

My first SS...

>>529214185
It'll never not be funny.
>>529214110
American education moment.

>>529213606
I forgot to add the rapid 1year growth spurt before going to Tracen

>rougelite

>>529214125
You'll have to use THAT

If I save my 3* tickets for months/years can I use them on any banner I want?

>Called undefeated Emperor
>loses in the OVA twice

What's sex with an uma like?

Don't call her Agnes...
I love Digitan...

>>529214549
they only work for umas out at the time you receive them iirc

Does anyone have a list of the scripted events for URA?

So will the amount of Mob horses decrease as more playable horses increase?

>>529214245
>it's a ROUGELITE the fun is in figuring out what the fuck is going on
>I'm just playing this like an actual videogame
how long have you been playing? all the career stat thresholds are literally already solved. once you know the rough thresholds there is nothing fun about training runs from gameplay perspective, it's literally just skip skip skip to see if you hit the right sparks or got the right events to boost your stats a bit more
if you dont care about being an optimization monkey then it makes no sense to play this game. unlike action rougelites where you have control over the game and can move/shoot/cast spells however you want there is literally zero real determinism in this game.

>>529214293
>SAMPLE
kill yourself, gently.
This STUPID bitch comes for free when you marry my dear husband Rudolf, meaning you get access to SUPER easy threesomes.

>>529214557
If horses are anything to go by? They expect something big and quick.

>Trying to get spa with McQueen multiple times
>Has only ever happened with Urara
/sigh

>>529214658
no, they add more...?

between FM and SC which card has more longevity?

>>529214068
They manually fucked it for the sake of preserving game balance
The NPCs are easy to ignore because their stats arent reflective of the actual unit, theyre treated as generic

I think I found my playstyle. Just focus on increasing speed, power, and wit because leveling up any of these stats will provide mutual bonuses. Then just stack as much endurance skills so I won't have to worry about stamina threshold.

>>529214557
Hotter, tighter, more animalistic.

Oh and it's UMATUBE, not youtube.

>>529214628
use this
https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper

>>529214712
lmao

Ah, fuck. This sucks.

>>529214125
Events, stadium team rank ups, breaking through rank milestones, random gibs they hand out.

>>529214661
>Solved yet theres no dedicated site for any of it
Suuure

>>529214557
> Taiki is a real burger
> Grass is a weeb. A scary weeb
Easy to differentiate

>>529214850
Take the rest button, anon. You don't need it.

>>529214661
I have 30 hours and I have never looked at a stat threshold, trying to figure out a good strategy for your hors and metafagging are pretty different things

This is like my first decent run after playing for three days, should I rest her, or train that speed?

>>529214557
Why is grass getting mogged so hard here

>>529214949
You've got enough speed, get that wit and stamina up

why does Goldship have so many random events that fucks her run up?

>>529213840
Looks like chihiro from danganronpa

>>529214850
Fat FUCK

>really need more stamina
>the fucking speed button keeps lighting up in rainbows and i can't help myself
I SURE HOPE THIS DOESN'T BITE ME IN THE ASS

How is this for rice?

>>529214285
Debuffs are extremely strong. They keep whales in check when pvp comes out.

>>529214850
20% failure rate isn't too bad I'd take it

>>529214661
>metafag doesn't understand how people can enjoy things he doesn't or in ways he doesn't

>>529215037
>comparing uma to reddit slop

>>529214879
jp retards are too stupid to compile information

>>529213945
>strictly professional
But it's canon that Umas end up marrying their trainers after they retire. It's part of the profession

What happens when roommates are going after the same trainer?

>>529215018
when you get far enough in she starts destroying walls for fun she's just like that

Don't forget you guys are in the honeymoon period. Soon you'll be skipping every race, event, and live while yelling expletives at your horse for failed trainings and mood downs.

>>529215084
Not the problem, his horse has slow metabolism, he's getting 0 speed.

>>529215148
threesomes
>>529215135
the way should be

When is she up?

>>529215018
>why does Goldship-
you just answered your own question

>>529211538
>check how the anime is going
>there's a season 3 AND Oguri Cap's manga is finally animated

>>529215241
I'm already doing the yelling part

>>529215241
But thats already me

>>529215241
skipping races is soulless but you'd have to be insane to not start skipping the scenario at minimum after a couple goes

>>529215241
ive skipped every race but the finals.

bros... Beginning of a new era was kino

>>529215241
I've been yelling since yesterday. What the FUCK are you babbling about?

>>529214556
Yeah its weird. But then again theres hundreds of other umas who call themselves "Number 1"

>>529215241
I need to start skipping the races, I watch every one of them and it takes 3 hours to do a career.

hold on a moment
the career stories for each uma is different in each scenario, right?

>>529215018
You expect the fucker responsible for the 12 billion yen incident to NOT try to sabotage herself all the time?

>>529215539
yes. you can choose to only shorten training events when u want to read their story.

>>529215506
put them on 4x speed instead of skipping it looks funny

>>529215539
No.

I dont like looking at this boy

>>529215018
i've done two runs so far and i haven't gotten any cursed events yet somehow.

>>529215539
URA is like personal story, new scenarios are more consolidated.

>>529215691
me neither cuz i wanna

>>529215296
Scarlet would never

What would you do if she was your trainee

>>529213646
it's a single roll.
your choice at the end of the day. If you want an easier time sparking hoard them.

>>529215691
this is one thing i hate about this game
homo looking horses + homo sounding names. such a turn off.

>>529215556
>12 billion yen incident
qrd?

>>529215241
CAM ON ULALA
*BANG BANG*
WIN SOME FACKIN RACES

>>529215774
send her to other countries to spread my religion.

>>529215485

>>529214556
Actually called Conqueror of the End of the Century though...

>>529215774
Well... how accurate is her name description?

>>529215691
>call it a boy
>C-cup tits

>>529215691
the only uma I don't like very much....

I'm new but I can already tell Rudolf is the best horse.

>>529213280
If your horses aren't triple crown winners they're dog shit and deserve to be sent to the glue factory

>>529215964
I also have C-cup tits, that doesnt make me an umamusume

Are there any whalecuties with MLB FM that I can add still?

>>529215018
for me she's easy and her events are almost always positive if you pick the crazy option.

>>529215798

>>529211250
>>529215105
shut the FUCK up
ugly horsies

>>529215691
does he have a good personality at least?
a few of the umas have changed my mind.

>>529215798
>12 billion yen incident
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbvZjzP1fwQ

How many carrots to guarantee mlb kitasan black

I'm so tempted to just use my ticket for a Long or Dirt horse, Rice and Urara are so DOGSHIT

>>529216023
nice

>>529216069
me on the left

>slow metabolism lasts the entire fucking training period
Fuck offff

>>529216101
Call mtknfkktr ugly again nigga

>>529216010
lmao

>>529216192
30000*5 :)

>>529216106
I dont know, the only time I ever see her is when I need her dusted so McQueen can shine.

>>529216195
>he didn't cash in fat bitch Oguri
ngmi

>>529210006
Mama Creek..
>>529213945
I fear the choice won't be up to me

>>529215798

>>529216225
Use the infirmary bwaka

>>529215798
Hors about to set a historical record and then hons dumb.

>>529215241
What if I've been doing it since day 1?

>Check out Tachyon because people keep talking about her
>Hear voice
>Sumire Uesaka
Welp, time to do a career

>>529215798
https://youtu.be/P26Opa7F5g0

remember to watch ogurin's anime season finale tonight

>>529214661
>get to the stat threshold
>still lose

It's all a goddamn scam

>>529216297
That is the other half of the love equation when dealing with uma. They may dominate you.

>>529216435
Lefts design was so different

I like this pose

>>529210006
/ourhonses/ mcqueen and suzuka

What kind of stats should I even aim for Rice? I've tried her twice and the results weren't nice. Can someone give me a hint before I go thrice?

>>529216293
why Oguri? I don't like her but is she good

>>529216538
Nerd emoji bakushin

>lose debut race

>>529213031
is the stupid cowboy uma good?

>easily win first couple races
>constantly end up 8th or worse after
holy shit career mode is depressing

>>529216601
unironically just give up until you get better inheritances, I barely won my run with her and I can't even do it a second time, felt like pure luck

for the LAST FUCKING TIME
BOYS ARE HOT AND IM DONE ARGUING ABOUT THIS SHIT
GO AWAY YOU FAGLORDS!

Big strong uma.

finally victory

>>529216785
FOR THE EMPEROR

>>529216739
lack of porn + lack of drawings because of her design truly fucked Ryan up

Is there an Uma Circle for those of us in Global to join in the thread?

there is just no way to get the fat bitch ready for arima kinen with all her depression bullshit debuffs

>>529216723
Kind of the feeling I get, she's made of glass. I just know any career that goes deep that instant 5% failure rate is gonna fuck me.

huh?

>>529213945
>try to say no
>they use their literal horsepower to have their way with me
the life of a sensitive young male trainer is... difficult...

>>529215481
I....I can see it...

>>529216758
>slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh

>>529216718
Idk but her tits are big and she came free with rudolf

I just picked my favorite uma (McQueen) with the voucher. Should I roll still or can I play and save? I kinda want Teio too

>>529215798
See this absolute dumbass standing up? That's IRL Gold Ship, one hell of a racing horse
The year is 2015, the race course is the Takarazuka Kinen, and GS was the guaranteed favorite to win. Over 12 billion yen were betted on him.

When the race started, he decided to simply stand up and stay like that for some time, which made him lose the race and throw all 12 billion yen to the bin

>1100 speed
>700 stam
>600 power
>wit spark
I don't think I can take this anymore

>>529216758
>this MIGHT release to steam sooner or later
>while plenty of other things constantly get delayed or denied
too fucking good
>>529216785
now tell me how you did it so i can copy paste your technique and lead my wife to victory

>>529216415
Yes that was surprising as well. Also I do have to admit that I am surprised Oozora plays Tamamo Cross. She has always been great in those roles. Without her i would not be putting a lot of money on a banner.

>>529216879
Ei Ei Mukyu

Which one is Negishi stakes and February stakes?

>>529216706
>read book
yeah, chorono is the nerd emoji
>>529217007
is it worth it tho

Who?

>>529217009
Just run Urara, these races are all a part of her career

>>529216739
>>529216817

Kitasan is in a few days. Did everyone save up for her?

>>529217139
nyope skippan

>>529217139
Is 15k carats enough haha...

>>529216718
She's really versatile and has a strong unique skill that a lot of girls can benefit from inheriting.
Also like the other guy said her tits are huge.

>>529217078
>>529216758

>>529216758
Considering she canonically is able to squeeze an iron ball to the size of a marble, you might not want to get too close to the gorilla

>>529216959
so what happen to the trainer/farm?

golshi :D

>>529216494
Yeah.. there's no other option with Creek, it's just doting and doting and being mommied forever until I nakadashi inside of her while she calls me a good boy.

>>529217067
Her unique boosts evolved skills, why are you asking this?

How are people breaking the 1854 Speed cap? Left is the best I've got so far.

The only uma song that gets me pumped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zww10ChSvM

>>529217139
Opera sucked me dry... and I didnt even get her...

>>529217139
>Kitasan is in a few days
is this real chat

>>529217139
Does this answer your question?

>>529217273
is this family guy reference

>>529215017
I finally won!

>>529217291
Cap goes up based on inheritance.

>>529217291
??
your 2x 9 speed inheritence bro?

>>529217139
I have 15000 jims and a dream

>>529217078
your gorilla wife

>>529217139
>Days
DAYS?! I was thinking a few months fuck i shouldnt have rolled for extra umas

Why should I bother saving for Kita card when I can just follow someone who has it and use it

Nice breeding

>>529217295
unironically had that go on a loop all last night while playing
not sure if it was healthy or not but whatever

how the fuck you guys jave 15k jims already???? i finish my reroll on day 1>>529217459

What does Inner mean in the race titles?

peter
the horse is here

>>529217586
races where the inside is what counts over your raw stats

>>529217546
didn't mean to quote

>>529217139
a few days? we still got...wait what the fuck Kitasan was the SECOND SSR Speed to be released?

>>529217139
Nah I'm skipping kitasan and getting sweep in 3 months.
>but kitasan is bet-
I can ejaculate to sweep's card.

>>529217610
>the horse is here
https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/26511185/post/10040794

When do i ever stop rolling for cards and roll for umas

horse
the peter is here

>most of my races with daiwa have been shitting themselves or have been too close for comfort
>try hunting swinging maestro for once
>now every race is not even close
Now I understand.

>>529217437
So I should be using Speed inherits?

>>529216945
answer my facking question

>>529217771
hunting?

>>529215241
>not skipping since day 1
I ain't got time for this shit. I have 3 other gachas to play.

>>529217675
launch -> ogurin power -> tabbo speed -> palmer guts -> Kitasan speed + Dia stamina
so yes

>>529217709
all you need is kitasan black for like a year and a half

What cards should I use for Rudolph? I tried a campaign with her and holy shit it was ass. Also, do I use Pacer or do I use Late?

>>529217864
what skill does she give that's so good?

>>529217902
Nice

>>529211965
>5 speed card
Which ones did you use?

>>529217818
k-chow

>>529217831
I meant looking for Creek in trainings for her skill

>undefeated overlord finished 2ns place 4 straight races

>>529216984
a lot of stamina and speed, basically. also, remember to make friends early, the super trainings are great

BAKUSHINmaxxing's real huh
Got my first win earlier today with Air Groove I got from today's free pull. I think I'm starting to get it anons

>>529218064
don't you need the exclamation mark?

does JP still limit parent guess to 2?
>>529218051
i don't have high res pic

>>529217546
I only have 8k gems.
because I rolled 20 times on uma banner.
and 70 times on support banner total.

What if we made an /umalter/ ?

>>529218153
no, fuck off

>>529218085
NTA, what running position did you choose

>>529218153
we dont need a fucking thread split, global is already on an accelerated schedule to catch up to jp anyways

>>529217539
I have 9 variations of the song, 2 official versions, the long 1hour 30 minute one, the best part one. I listen to this song in my car and it can get loud. I just love this song so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjm1q9Q9GuY

>>529218140
parent guest*

What if we made /uma/ but posted only human women

>>529217921
archline professor, universal corner speed skill.
but really Kitasans best aspect is that she has retarded specialty bonus (100 at MLB)

>>529217267
Nothing, really. There was dissapointment and all that fiasco, but GS mananed to do two more races before retiring as a stud horse

Fun fact: one of GS' kids, Meisho Tabaru, won this year's Takarazuka Kinen two weeks ago, basically absolving his father's sins

>>529217818
wat da dog doin?

>>529218085
if I ignore guts, that doesnt look to awful at first sight... but then again ive failed at less. thanks!

>>529217459
>>529217437
I had no idea inherit increased the cap. All this fucking time and I was completely oblivious....I'm such a shit trainer.....
I'm assuming Speed inherits are the go to always now?

>>529218259
NTA, but I've used both. Pacer is easier imo, less power requirements and you're less likely to get turbofucked by traffic. She can make a pretty good late runner with her skills, but I've run into issues with getting blown out in a random early race trying that.

What if we made /bizarroUma/ and it was about historical figures personified as horses

>>529217921
she has like everything from mood up events, energy recovery, universal skill, good training and specialty rate, high hint level

>>529218331
guts is pretty much not relevant as a stat (for now)

>>529210006
this makes me realize that Grass Wonder is not that flat. Also Oguri tits in Cinderella Gray definitely bigger than in the game.

Holy fuck bakushin just won me my first uma finale first try, just equipped all speed support cards, speed parents, and zoomed past everyone. Only one race where I got 2nd

>>529218153
Call it /umaen/

So is there any chart explaining Power and how much is required to avoid getting blocked, or if that's simply Tazuna spreading dumb lies?

>>529218425
that's just silly

>>529218315
Gold Ship was not born to win. He was born to entertain. And the game has delivered that aspect in fucking spades. She's my favorite Uma so far. She's so much fun.

>>529218259
pace because she can always learn "Preferred Position", but she probably would be good as a front-runner as well if you can get access to early front skills

>>529215691
Nice tits faggot

>>529218496
You can still get blocked even if you have 1500 power.

>>529218496
all luck, but power does help with blockage and also helps you get to top speed faster, along with preventing slowdown with uphills

uma that rapes her trainer after every race?

how do I train tachyon?

>>529218153
Oh, fuck off faggot, /uma/ is the only thread we need. Splitting is for niggers.

>>529218404
>>529218259
Forgot to attach my uma

wich skill is better for pace chaser... recover endurance or decrease fatigue?

Would (you) huff paint with goldshi after she throws a match?

When is her banner dropping?

>>529217291
What the fuck are those ranks? UA5? UF3? What are they trying to do create a new alphabet? That shit looks retarded... Is this what awaits global in the future?

>>529218689
I would guess recover, but I'm a newfag so take that answer with a grain of salt.

>>529218716
No, because Helios is the designated paint huffer.

>>529215691
I never got this. She looks nothing like a boy.

>>529218279
I would never stop cumming in Tazuna

>>529218646
with a lethal injection stray into her veins

>>529218638

Is this a good reroll? I've been playing for three hours and can't find a good combination.

>>529218813
>Tokino Minoru
>human

>>529218271
>I just love this song so much.
very relatable, it's partly what got me convinced to give the game a proper shot once global comes out, it's just so damn good.

>>529218716
She doesn't do that. She WILL make extreme renovations to your home if she likes you.

>>529218496
It actually doesnt help with blocking. Power is basically a second Speed that helps your acceleration. Guts is like a second Stamina.

>>529218864
Anon don't say it, now she's gonna get you

>>529218860
Good enough yeah, need to get more speed SRs to make up for it tho

What is the best hons to EVILMAXX? Is it even possible?
Like a horse that isn't particularly good but stacks debuffs on everyone and wins because of it.

>>529216601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaoztw0NaZ4

Why does grass wonder look like she wants to shag Spe. qrd?

I just want a few whale friends

>>529218923
That's the REAL Umamusume game.

>>529218496

>>529219006
The Emperor

thought i was retarded because i kept losing but it's actually because i just picked a retard of a horse.

>>529219006
Her name is Bad Nature for this reason.

>>529218271
Unironically this song made me come back to the game after I quit for over a year.

i was lurking this general for a few months before I heard about global. Crazy how much it's changed in just a few days.

>>529219073
trainer issue

>>529219006

Can anyone explain to me why Grass Wonder's signature skills are for Medium races, yet she has a B in medium and an A in mile and long

How the fuck are you supposed to build Gold Ship? I can't fucking get past the Tenno Sho goal

>>529218972
Should I try to get a better score? I've only gotten that SSR card twice in the 3 hours of rerolling (I love Gold Ship and it hurts that its card is so bad).

>>529218774
Its ULTRA INSTINCT to GO FURTHER BEYOND. And yes you will have this in about a year.

>>529219150
Same reason Maruzensky is forced to do a bunch of Medium races despite having B aptitude
Forcing you to learn how to lineage

>>529219159
strength

>>529219150
Cause you are supposed to fix her with genes, so get to breeding.

>>529219159
My stats. I was running Pace

>>529219006
This is the list of the best evil debuffers
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/284144

>>529218358
It's probably more important to focus the other inheritance than stat inheritance now. but you still want at least 7~9 on speed.

>>529219132

>>529219159
Strength highest stat over speed, maneuverability skills, debuffs optional but funny.
Anecdotally I've found Taiki Shuttle's unique skill works better on Golshi than Taiki herself. Activates basically 100% of the time due to her running style

>>529217204
>>529217472
How the fuck did you guys get 15k gems already did you used your SSR tickets or bought with real money?

>>529219367
Be real: would a regular human survive this smell?

Newfag here, is it true that this game lack of porn is due to some weird yakuza threatening porn artists? Or was that rumor just bullshit?

>>529219548
not even a smellfag and i probably couldnt

>>529219006
back in the day people used to fill the third slot in legend meet with nice nature stacking as many debuffs as possible. She still needs to clear URA and get enough skill points to actually learn the skills.

there's been others since but most debuffs have always been shady at best and as stamina gets easier to get draining debuffs become less useful

>>529219559
In the beginning yes, but really most of it was a request from all involved to not do it. However AI has totally upended this with massive amounts of lewds and totally anonymous generation.

Mejiro meet-up....

>>529219345
>It's probably more important to focus the other inheritance than stat inheritance now.
What do you look for? I usually search 7-9 stat inherit + uma with good unique skill on the Gamewith friend search but I've been using 7-9 stam/power parents.

King Halo's career is so difficult...

>>529219559
Do you think we horse around in here?

>>529219284
>>529219463
What kind of deck?

>>529217652
what does that mean

>>529219559
It's just the owners of the horse asking them not to do it but afaik nobody's ever been served a cease and desist because of it.

SHE WILL BECOME NUMBER ONE! NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I FAIL HER SHE WILL COME OUT ON TOP

>>529219559
It was basically a request from Cygames to not lewd the horses which they never actually enforced. There was no Yazkuza involved but it was a funny meme for a day. Japs are incredibly corpo bootlickers so they obeyed it and did the enforcing themselves, for free.

>>529219796
iirc I had two speed, one power, one wit, two stamina, although whenever I play her again I'll probably forgo one of the stamina for another power

wide

>>529219858
based based based based

>cave and do the paid daily once on the Opera O Scout in hopes of snagging one of the rare uma I don't have
Well I don't need to use the selector on her now at least.

>15%
fail
>6%
fail
Run's fucked, isn't it?

>>529219916
damn that green bitch is rotund

>>529219721
I've actually been so casual with it the last year I only really looked up ones with things like dirt 9 or long 9 to do shenanigans and making horses run races they shouldn't be.
There's probably some white inherits that are pretty good to get too, but I've never been super deep in metagaming it. I just push buttons and hope for the best.

>>529219559
No one is afraid of aging larping boomers in modern japan.

If you "Link App Data" can you still Delete data to reroll?

>nice nature
>is actually not nice
what is her irl lore?

>>529219974
you are cooked

>>529220048
she's not nice OR natural

>>529219683
>>529219336
>>529219149
>>529219091
Thanks bros, I'll see if I can do it myself. I had no idea it was an actual strat lol.

>>529220048
Abnormally high third place finishes.

>>529219184
So we just have to survive this initial trash by faithfully doing dailies and wait for whales to paypig for this cards and horses and we get to rent these powerful horses and finish the story?

>>529219808
>>529217586
many racecourses have multiple physical tracks
e.g: the lower green ring is inner
the top bulge part is outer

>>529219874
It was actually enforced though.

Artists would receive cease and desist claims or copyright claims all the time, though they seem to have given up these past months.

Is wit pretty much a required stat for umas that start from the backside?

>>529220048
Just cynical nature. A solid 3rd placer though so I guess overall if there was a points tournament she could probably take 1st place overall?

this is unprofessional.....................

>>529220223
I see.

>play JP
>use auto
>actually give better result than manually playing it
bros, i think AI will actually take our job as a trainer...

I'm running out of money. is the 3x daily and the pittance from URA finals the only income?

Man I just can't get Vodka right... She always fails at the qualifier

>>529220361
I told you she was after you. You won the game, now take your bride.

>>529219974
>>529220078
Nevermind. She pulled through.

I got one copy of both TM Opera O and Oguri's support card, should I keep rolling or save?

>>529220449
Then what role will trainers have...?

So when are they shutting down the game again?

ahem
FUCK DIRT RACES
FUCK DIRT HORSES

>>529219715
> no Ryan
Grim

>Grass Wonder goes from 15th to 1st during the final stretch
Late strategy is such a heart attack inducer

>>529220523
sexual frustration relief therapy

>>529220039
i think so but you will need a new email to link to later

>>529220523
either sex slave or nothing

>horses usually live around 30 years
reminder all umas are actually middle age women

>>529219289
>>529219254
but shes not even good with it fixed, so why not just use literally any other horse without that issue

>>529220479
You need more stamina and more power probably, you can't go speedmaxxing on a late surger

>>529220542
two weeks

>>529220542
Just before Grand Live is scheduled to release or never
JP will live forever until something disastrous happens irl

>>529220589
>>529220609
s-save me

>>529220479
i think i had my parents bump her up to A pace and ran her as a pacer up front with your stats but more speed.

>have a good run
>some blonde bimbo offers me a power up
>gives my Uma a career ending injury
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
What the fuck man.

Just got my first 8* bwos is she good or do i restart

>>529220479
she needs more power

>>529220621
Race horses start racing at 2 and then retire at 6-7 though they can go for longer if they are healthy and strong enough to continue racing.

>>529220621
most of them are stallions bwo...

>>529220098
you do have to check cards though, no horse by default has more than two debuffs. You want to look at cards that have ones you can get hints from or give the skills if you want to do it.
It's mostly sweep SR and nice nature SR at launch. some R cards like rice shower or rudolf have a bunch too.

>>529220842
the game has very punishing RNG at times, especially with specific characters

>King Halo is a late runner
>Get first in a sprint lmao
GAY GAME

>>529220609
AIIIEEEE

why the hell are gold ship's races full of mediums?

>>529220479
A bit more stamina and a good bit more power.
A bit more guts too, honestly.

>lost 2 careers in a row at the third race
Am I retarded or is there some secret to this shit?

>>>/v/713950264

>>529220996
>why the hell are gold ship's races full of mediums?
History probably

>>529221026
Entirely dependent on which horse you're running

Where do transferred uma go bros?

>>529221026
sometimes the start can be rough. you have to force a few speed levels while mostly focusing on getting to orange bars with all the support cards

>>529221113
glue factory or america

>>529221113
the glue factory in the sky

>cingrey in 4 hours
finally maybe we'll have some fun discussion/reacting in this thread for once.

>>529221073
im trying to make great long distance parents

>>529221113
Ancient China.

>>529220842
just pick the bottom option every time anon

>>529221164
but i stop watching uma after season one

>>529211282
You have no idea what's coming.

if i truly don't care about pvp metashit I can safely get Sazuka instead of Oguri from my pick ticket right?

>>529221260
congrats then, you now have a whole season to binge

>>529220849
There's clearly 19 stars in your image.

>>529221187
parents quality has little to do with races (other than a few white inherits)

>>529221367
who else is a great long distance parent other than Golshi

Geoglyph's full bro, Los Paredones, just won his debut race. Looks real promising. Future Satsuki Sho runner/winner right here.

>>529221339
but i don't watch anime anymore

>>529221332
suzuka is more meta than oguri in the long run lol
christmas oguri is something else entirely

>>529221332
Yes

>>529221260
>Stopped watching just before it got good
lol

>>529221113
This nice old man Elmer's ranch in the countryside anon

>>529221460
>season 2
>good
Yep, it's globaltourist thread alright.

>>529221420
What's up with the gacha community craving anime aesthetics and reading anime-like content (in visual novel format a lot of times) but being too lazy to sit down and watch normal anime?

How viable is this game for f2players in the long run?

Do you guys trust the plan?

>>529220842
Pick the 3rd option

Has anyone figured out how to play both the Jp DMM version and global Steam? I don't like playing on my phone for hours.

>>529221347
Im talking about the blue skills. Supposedly those are the most important ones

>>529221562
been watching anime since 2008, anime after 2011 doesn't look good to me

>>529221667
19 bub no more whining.
Apologize and move on.

>>529221026
Cards are important

I have no idea what I'm doing. I shouldn't have skipped the tutprial.

>use B rank Rice for long race pvp
>loses to random ass C ranks nonstop, ie people that couldn't even beat the pre-ura races
Why is this bitch so bad at everything?

>>529221717
Just turn down the saturation/brightness of your video player if you miss those sewer colors.

>>529221786
Why do you keep failing her?

when are we getting SMASHED and SLAMMED toadline umas?

Holy based

>>529221771
>play tutorial
>still doesn't know what am i doing
it's alright anon

>>529221142
>>529221159
>>529221476
>glue
Is this a meme? What?

Is it true you get 2 3 star tickets? One random uma and one you can select? I only see one selector, not the random one

>>529221661
I saw some way to do it by enabling case sensitive file paths in Windows (global uses capital U), but I don't know if it actually works 100%.

>>529221834
so she IS useful

Did they record every song for every of the girls? I can't tell but it didn't sound like Goldship singing

>uma musume
can i get kuruma musume too?

>>529221884
glue is made of horses

>>529220851
and if they manage to not die while racing they get milked of their cum for the rest of their lives

>>529221661

>>529221617
>short distance parents
why tho

>5% failure chance
>it actually happens
This game is fucking trash.

>>529215691
disgusting h*terosexual
>>529216106
she's a qt otome boyfag

>>529221601
Very
>>529221661
The DMM version uses the the folder name umamusume while the steam global version uses Umamusume (case sensitive). All you have to do is empty the cygames folder (by moving everything out) and then run
>fsutil.exe file setCaseSensitiveInfo {path to your \locallow\Cygames} enable
on powershell as administrator, move things back in with the names previously mentioned and you're done

If a support card gives a skill hint through the card event, can you get additional hints later or is that it for the playthrough?

>>529221771
>Read card skills
>Donate Nikes in guild
>Do PVP once
>Befriend whales
I have no clue about these inheretance system, /uma/ general just started talking about it
Im confused about how to gain stars and anything about it

>>529221946
Just searched this up and im going to throw up, what the fuck. How did people even discover this

>>529221884
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_glue

>>529221974
You could've had a ssr support, bro.

>>529221936
Only make debut and umapyoi has vocal tracks for every character. The rest has a set roster.

>>529221997
>Donate Nikes in guild
What does this do?

Guys how do you upgrade innate skills?
Some of my runs have lvl 1 some at lvl 4, how to increase them and whats the max value, thanks in advance

>>529221957
oh shit, this actually better that what i did

>>529221884
Historically, glue has been made from horses. Particularly collagen glue from collagen taken out of the horses bones and hooves, cows too.

>>529221962
You will soon regret your words and deeds buddy.

>>529221974
In Pokemon everybody knows that moves with 95% chance will always miss.
If it ain't 100%, you WILL fail.

>>529221974
I've been taking every ~30% fail chance with Urara and she's been winning all of them, it's so funny. Every other horse meanwhile fails a 2% for me.

>>529222106

>>529222059
>>529222059
I mean, horses were pretty expensive for all of human history. If one died, you bet people would use everything.

>>529221601
Its very f2p friendly. Everyone that said this game as p2w was some EOP shitter that picked a bunch of skills without being able to read them then got absolutely dunked on in pvp.

>>529222089
guild points

Her name is Manhattan Cafe?

why is she lying to me

>>529221997
i still don't know how to read those table

>>529222208
Thanks, I'll just wait for SSR parents in a few days

Fucking finally. Why the Hell did they make her Ura races so much harder than anyone elses, at least so far?

>>529222059
By boiling animal bones like cows feet and cow bones for bone broth to eat. It's actually quite shrimple, when you boil it then it creates a sticky substance that gets hard, the collagen which is actually healthy for you. People just refined this process over the centuries, though most glue I believe is not made of animals anymore.

>your uma is lacking in skills compared to the rest
THEN GIVE ME MORE
IM ALREADY DOING AS MUCH SIDE RACES AS I CAN WITHOUT THROWING OF TRAINING

>congrats on winning the race
>you gotta win the next race which is tomorrow
What in the fuck

>>529222296
what a weirdo

>>529222353
ask her IRL trainer

>>529222353
>everyone having a hard time with Ura's URA races
>I won it on my first go with her
Feels good bros

Are there any open clubs?

>>529222353
>Literally popular irl because she was a massive loser

what are the best SR speed cards atm, and how do they compare to max LB poverty event ssr?

>>529222425
Blame their irl trainer and counterpart

Fucking finally I can play the game. Who am I kidding I am so fucking tired of this grind I immediately closed the game after this.

>>529222296
It's gonna be Manhattan Guiterrez once I marry her.

>>529221974
>only 1%ssr rate
>get her
This game is great

>>529222509
RNG fucked me up
>600+ speed
>700+ power
>400+ stamina
I still lose by a huge margin by some lead horse

God's dumbest horses are also his fastest

>>529222489

>>529222613
I pity metafriends...

I'm actually kinda impressed that you can get a friend card for free like that.

Dunno how common this stuff is in gacha (I don't really play a lot of gachas) but it's actually kinda nice especially as a free player.

>>529222296
yes

>>529221985
Do I need to have the steam and DMM versions installed first? I've uninstalled the Steam version. Also, man I forgot how massive the umamusume file is.

>>529222489
>>529222694
hey stop having sex

>>529222059
well desu in actual modern horse racing glue factory isnt that viable of a path for getting rid of bad racers anymore when you could sell them to a riding academy/institution that needs horses for other sports
you could definitely say that stuff like uma contributed to raising awareness about the darker side of the industry

>>529222669
A class rep can't be stupid.

>Rolled 100 times on Support Card banner and got 0 ssrs other than the Fine motion and Creek i got from the very first reroll

damn this feels like absolute fucking shit
is there any saving grace for upcoming banners because i can feel the dryness from the free gibs and i don't ever see myself hitting pity on anything

>>529222489
>>529222694
When is shortstack banner?

>>529222489
>>529222694
That's it. I'm shutting down global.

>>529222753
You shouldn't, as long as that folder has permission to use case sensitive files then you're good to go

>>529219916
This was funny for 10 minutes but now it stays like this whenever I have it in window mode...

Can someone give me all global horse according to type?

>>529222768
make. me. faggot.

maruzensky is a dork

>there are people who rerolled for hours just for fine/creek cards while others got both in 50 pulls on their first account

>>529222613
Kek. Those cards won't be meta until it has at least 3 dupes/copies btw. But it's a good foundation at least. Now save the gems for Kitasan Black SSR

WISH ME LUCK I AINT GONNA CLOCK IT

>>529222059
Horses are also food bro
Glue used to be mostly made out of Cow bones and hooves

Why dont we have a google doc for adding anons?

>>529222784
I don't know about that...

>>529222353

>>529222664
These where my stats for her.

>>529222489
>>529222694
Source?

Wait, so I can't have my account on steam and phone at the same time?

>>529222857

>>529222831
WEAK!

>>529222974
its the full image you lazy FUCK

>>529222796
cygames free gibs are pretty extreme. you can get everything you need with gibs and p2w is mostly just for dickpicks. especially with 4 years of clairvoyance.

>>529222489
Hmm I don't think tits float like that

>>529222858
I remember this horse
THIS FUCKING HORSE BEAT MY URARA IN THE FINALS BY A SEVERAL SECONDS WTF
with these stats >>529222664
How can I make my Urara win against these monsters...
Does Guts even do anything Thats the only thing thats below 300
>>529222964
Im sure am confused between speed vs power, which one should be higher

>>529223015
I meant for more

>>529222664
>600 speed
Too low, get at least upwards of 700
>>529222989
You can, just data link
>>529223015
Too bad my favorite mayachan artist hanged himself (not literally) even though they were all just cute drawings

if you guys love retards you are gonna love whats coming in the distance future

>>529223017
Give some examples?

How do some of you get your stats so high...

>>529223073
What about skills
Im confused what to buy
Is there a tierlist regarding skills

I swear I watched like 4 videos on how to train for career mode and I still dont know what I'm doing

you are going to germany!
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes

>>529223075
>ONE fucking INT