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>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides
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>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/
>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/
>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map
>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g
>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729
>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/
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>>529271695 (OP)Another great cover, cover anon.
I find it funny how I'm really digging that Weed Loungewear from doing the career of Gerald Last Play.
>>529268280I wish there was a mod to do like sandbox single player with your online character, like Online but less gay and with more mods that add new content like drug dealing in a similar way to Chinatown Wars.
>>529271935>I wish there was a mod to do like sandbox single player with your online character, like Online but less gay and with more mods that add new content like drug dealing in a similar way to Chinatown Wars.I hope this is what 6Online will be, especially with ROME
And here's a quick fix for the UI on the main spot.
I thought it was gonna be harder...
>>529271935Thank you.
Yeah that leisure suit goes well with your character.
Should we try and do a big cover this year for July 4th?
I think we can squeeze in a small one with random shots until then...
>>529272876Should we be getting pictures ready for that day or can I take one when I get the the chance to buy the Uncle Sam clothing that day.
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>>529219223my second cayo run ever, how much should i be getting per run?
Where my San Andreas G's at?
>>529274380What you got there is on the lower end, but the tequila is the lowest possible loot you can get, worth 900k. Panther statue is 1.9m. As for the loot on tables, it goes Gold > Paintings > Cocaine > Weed > Cash. Fill your bag accordingly.
Personally I never do the paintings or the gold because I don't get near their spawn points. I just loot the airstrip
>>529273358Oh for sure wait for it. Especially with the enhanced thing, for some people this might be their first chance to buy the Uncle Sam clothes.
>>529274380That's on the low end but that's tequila for you...
The only guaranteed way to increase your payout is to do it on hardmode with the elite challenge, that's an extra 10% on main loot plus 100k for elite challenge.
>>529275340>it goes Gold > Paintings > Cocaine > Weed > Cash. Fill your bag accordingly.thank you
gta 5 graphics are so weird, its like the characters are made of plastic
>>529271695 (OP)I like the way my dude came out looking in the bottom right, looks like he's judging you for peeping the beach and feet pic.
>What drew your eyes here, son?
>>529272876Where is that top middle character from? I don't remember seeing her anywhere.
>Tampa has a Lowrider Livery
>Can't be customized in Benny's
I hate that it's not the only car that has this fucking issue.
>>529286285>Can't pick up ladies of the night for some arbitrary reason
>>529283819That's one of the street dealers
Last DLC will be aircrast carrier
>>529288362At some point the developers probably just stop testing whether the new cars can do everything.
>>529288362based r* not letting you defile it with whores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05XS7eWWzlk
This shit has to be staged right? Or if FiveM legitimately this cool?
>>529295573I mean it depends on the server you're in and how seriously people take the RP aspect.
It's not for everybody but if you're into tabletop and playing a character you might have fun.
>>529295573fivem is legit the future and if rockstar is doing what we've been hearing with R.O.M.E 6 online is going to be insane with UGC.
When do we get to double-cross and murder Martin Madrazo? It's not really GTA until you back-stab all the other gangsters that gave you a leg up.
>>529299015Thinking about it the only person you kill is the dude from Doomsday right?
>>529299271nvm I remember now the guy from the Casino missions too.
>>529295573fuck you im hooked
>>529299423This is why it took 11 years to get the next game. We failed to kill our supervisors soon enough.
>>529299632I'm gonna get some pizza tonight and watch this kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alD3gieVH0g
>>529295573I knew before I opened the video that it would be exactly like those 'previews' Ubisoft put out for Ghost Recon Wildlands and The Division where actors pretended to be part of some epic thing but it just comes off as disingenuous and unsettling. Super Epic Gaming Moment!!
>>529300175it actually isnt outside of the ''cinematic shots'' he adds afterwards
>>529300258A couple of clicks through the video shows that it is. Kill yourself but only after you kill every single one of your viewers.
>>529299423?
We never worked for the Duggans and the one that owns the casino, Thornton is still alive.
>>529300991I was speaking in general PC barely ever kills any important characters that appear in cutscenes, even the Jew Psychologist escapes you.
>>529300991One of the VIPs in the nightclub you bring back home is Duggan's lawyer
>>529301459Yeah there is rarely any foil characters for PC to kill, a majority of them are just people you rob from over and over again.
I guess that's one of the biggest problems of Online? there isn't really much eliminating the competition other than killing waves and waves of nameless goons from each faction.
And you kill hundreds if not thousands of them and they are still operating on the same level in the city.
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>>529303623add boots on left
>>529288362I know that feel
>>529305086The girls just didn't want to tell you it was because you were only 5'11".
>>529303623My dude, you gotta stop doing these lame ass standing around pictures. Just do an emote for goodness sake.
>>529305298Now I want a picture of an RC bandito next to a real car with the caption - 5'11" - 6'0".
Is the PC crew still active, sent a join request a few days ago
Any good new changes in recent weeks/months?
>>529319516New vehicles if you're into that
>>529319169I used to have a method of winning that thing, but at some point I lost my touch.
>>529320023I've been doing it since it first became a thing and have kept up MOST days in that time and have gotten the free vehicle probably around 15-20 times. No real technique i used though.
>>529319516>Vehicles with no customization are becoming the norm>Outfits you can't add hats or glasses tooOh, wait, you asked for good. No, nothing
>>529319939>>529322880>>529325027Thenk. I didn't expect much more to be honest. Tampa is kinda cool.
>>529325852>Tampa is kinda cool.tampa is love
tampa is life
>doing heists
>random teammates aren't in game chat
>can't communicate
>they have zero sense of team work
>constantly abandoning one another
P.S. Heists is the best update ever.
I just made a NC sale in a public lobby with three randoms chasing me and trying to kill me. I forgot how fun this game can be sometimes
>>529327146>Heists is the best update ever.For me it will always be Cunning Stunts
>>529327146Back when I was on PS4 and the GTAG crew, heisting was pretty fun, and bullying randos out of the lobby too
>>529325027On one hand, it handles great and is fast.
On the other hand, should a car of that era handle great and be fast?
I finally finished the first dose missions and the 10 drax jobs so I finally upgraded the acid lab, apart from also upgrading the delivery bike, is there a point in upgrading the acid lab itself? Like is it ever used in missions or something?
>>529328804only with the HSW upgrade, and frankly i consider HSW mods to be essentially keeping the body, but removing the guts with all new shit.
Like LS swapping a miata, sure it looks like a miata, but it clearly isn't anymore.
>>529329049The sell missions pay more when it's been upgraded.
>>529329181I know I already bought that upgrade but I meant the brickade itself like weapons,tires, performance, etc.
>>529330353It can tank a ton of missiles, and its front scoops is among the pushiest in the game, so if you like to commit vehicular mayhem, it's good to install some more goes fast.
>>529330353You will never use the lab itself to do the deliveries
>>529307148>>529307148>you gotta stopNO I WONT LOLOL. jk ill consider it
>>529304495ok i will try it
>>529307148the point of the image is to show the clothing combination im not trying to 'le express myself' or whatever faggotry you insist upon
>>529328804>it handles greatwhat u smokin?
>>529331457I've got both wax and crumble at the moment
>>529331457Learn to drive.
>>529333289stop it
it has 1200hp, drum brakes and bias ply
>>529328503I miss the re7b from back then.
>>529333993The Tyrus (F1 LM) was my personal favorite
>>529328603Randoms are so awful
>>529334085My favorite too, and it was also pretty nuts back then.
>>529335123I still bring it out for non-HSW time trials.
>>529304495which one do you like
>>529336489fight
fells sporty ans shiacore
>>529336901god doesnt agree
now do the RIGHT thing
Kind of looks cool, but that price? Not that I'm surprised they'd give it that price. I wouldn't be surprised if rockstar games is run by kabbalists.
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>>529346518It's literally just like a 3million buy in for the dispatch work which is ~5min missions that pay like 25k.
If it was a business, nobody would ever recommend it.
You buy it to customize your own police bike(or to get the outfit which you can't even add a tie to), not to make a profit.
does anon have a theme for their character or are you just a randomized fart knocker
>>529346883Yep. Also funny they make you pay that same buy in again for every police vehicle. Just dumb, but it is what it is.
ieemmm ffffunnging nnrunkkk.......
>>529347312https://youtu.be/4z5p5SceJLQ
>>529347312Ah, but you see. The trade price you can unlock covers part of it, so it's less like buying a 3 million dollar business, and instead just like ~1.5mil business upgrade.
Except it doesn't make the "business" more profitable and instead just gives you one other vehicle to choose from.
Coming back to this game the graphics look better than I remember. Even in the absence of ray tracing and all that. Maybe it's because I'm used to playing older games, but it still looks quite decent.
>>529347956https://youtu.be/FAySRSL0-vg
>>529348385I suppose. Silly at the end of the day. What can you do?
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>>529348941he looks like hes got the downs kek
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i dont think i like it
>>529355880has good traction, but im going to have to try the nagasaki outlaw too to decide if the nagasakis extra acceleration is better for climbing
>>529358382>>529295573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zySyuywnqDU
>>529271695 (OP)Ayyyy, my Terminator 3 knockoff shot made it in. Thanks OP!
>>5292883622 things I've noticed about the tampa gt is you cant slide across the hood and you break the vent window to shoot, not the actual window
>>529346989mine is the ghetto bitch
Is Rockstar still handing 500k reward for 2 step verification?
>>529346989blaxploitation guy
>>529288942That explains me not seeing her ever. Are street dealers even worth it? I barely sell acid even, since there are other funner ways to make money.
>>529319516Only the Mansion Content thats coming this December.
>>529378891inb4 mansions more useless and more expensive than the yacht
>>529379551More useless is unlikely, as long as the mansion has a garage it'll have already surpassed the yatch.
I think it's likely the mansion(s) l feature a tennis court, large garage, and potentially even a helipad that can store a personal vehicle.
As for price I'd honestly be disappointed if they WEREN'T more expensive than the yatch. I'm hoping to see $25m+ price tag unironically. Fuck the poors, it's the final content update.
>>529379781Would be great too if you can change the Interiors like the Eclipse Apartment or the Penthouse.
>>529379781>a helipad that can store a personal vehicleliterally impossible, the spawning logic would be broken as soon as 2 players owning the same mansion shared a session
>>529381516You could do it via animation like the doomsday bunker.
>>529331349Suit yourself, just saying that I skipped like 8 images of your character because you keep posting that boring pose.
The outfits are cute tho.
>>529314928Crew leader is ded, that means requests go to no one. If you want to join you gotta post your name so someone active can invite you.
>>529346989Jaw enthusiast, professional bunnygirl, aspiring mime/catrina and swimsuit enjoyer.
>>529367708What a fucking cool ass motherfucker.
>>529382219>Jaw enthusiastyou don't say
>>529382404Well technically I AM the jaw enthusiast, she's just the jaw haver.
>>529382219>>529382219>I skipped like 8 images of your characteroh i apologize, they weren't uploaded with the intention of re use. i had no expectation of that and didnt even know they were being judged in such a way.
i will try and make some with this in mind going forward, as I appreciate your working towards the creation of those collages.
>>529381660doomsday bunker isn't a helipad, it stores the thing underground
>inb4 the ceo office/agency helipadthey don't store the vehicle when it isn't active
>>529303623>canada>italy>mexicowhich one is it?
>>529336489aren't there any sandals, those gladiator whatever or heels like pic rel?
>>529355660>dirt bike>can't have offroad treads>2013+12fuck you J* where's tuner update for bikes?
>>529383527i bet picrel makes your knees weak
do i need to get a mobile operations center?
>>529388469There are a handful of vehicles that can be upgraded there, but most of them can also be upgraded at the Arena, if you pay to give the Arena that ability.
>>529388620it can also be done at the facility
>>529364313You can't slide across the hood but you can slide across the trunk. Are there any other vehicles with this bullshit ?
>no text chat
>enable voice chat
>russian kids yelling at their babushkas 24/7 with no regard to push to talk, their privacy or the sanity of others
Can Rockstar put gay porn or something in GTA already so it could be banned in Russia
>>529390048At least your phone can sent short text messages to individuals. About half of them will get delivered in-game, and the other half they will see in a couple of months when they check the Rockstar Social Club web pages..
>>529386612>>529386612>aren't there any sandals,I looked through them a few times and the colors werent right for what i needed
>>529388469In the back of my mind, I think there might be a single vehicle that that can be customized in the MOC and absolutely nowhere else. I am hesitant to say which vehicle, because what if Rockstar patches the fun out? Most people probably don't even care about collecting that vehicle, so it probably isn't worth saying out loud. Also it's been years since I tried, so maybe everything has changed anyhow.
>>529367708best character itt
>gloves changes arm size
what
>>529395580been like that since PS3 days
RDO is a better gauge for how much better clothing will be in 6 online, I 100% believe we will have sliders this time because of the patent talking about clothes morphs on character bodies.
>>529395580Welcome to GTAO, where everything is held together with tape and prayers.
>>529395580its probably to fit the model of long sleep gloves. masks do the same thing with your face
>>529395580It reloads the entire upper body every time you change gloves. The "topless" model doesn't even allow gloves.
>>529395901>I 100% believe we will have sliders this time because of the patent talking about clothes morphs on character bodiesWhat do you mean, outside of maybe a color slider?
>>529390048is there still text chat in legacy version?
>>529396092body sliders
rockstar filed a patent for clothes morphing in a new way with character model bodies for VI
>>529396789Holy shit, i was expecting body choices like RDR2 Online but complete APB tier sliders? Insane. I really want to play GTA 6
>>529396993next year is gonna be kino after reading most of their VI online patents. the one talking about dedicated servers is huge too
>>529396993Be sure to exploit day-1 boob size glitches before they are patched.
>>529397367lmao imagine youtube being flooded with thumbnails of that
"BBL glitch VI Online!!!!"
>>529397549Giant = great
Flat = fun
Medium = mediocre
>>529390048i joined a gtao discord looking for people to heist with and it blows my mind how many zoomer third worlders play this game
i guess this game is the ultimate american fantasy experience so it makes sense
>>529356173>>529355880https://files.catbox.moe/55vw3n.mp4
Overall I like the vagrant more because it is lower, faster and has better traction / is more agile. the Outlaw has more suspension but can be too bouncy / unwieldy
>>529408485vagrant is better on road than off
>>529415131its a lot of fun
>>529395580Something similar happened once to faces when you wore masks. The facial structures and eyes would change. I don't know if it's still the case. Probably is.
>Enemies I'm shooting are tanking my shots
>Get instantly killed from half health
The fuck?
bruh
forcefield (push mode) mode + moon gravity in menyoo trainer is so much fun you guys..
this is the best one, only one truck
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what did R* mean by this?
>>529389526Rear engine vehicles
>>529389526>can't slide across the hood can confirm
Why do they remove certain jobs for periods of time again?
How do people skip the Cayo Perico heist preparations? I play on PC.
>>529382219Rockstar name is Kingmau82, currently playing on legacy edition, i'm assuming most ppl are on enhanced?
>>529407628It's even worse in fivem discords if you're female you get swarmed by zoomer DMs and friend request.
What radio stations do you yall stick to when you aren't terrorizing LS residents?
>inb4 nonstop pop
We get it. You like cocks and wished you could've experienced clubbing in the 2000's. Personally, vinewood Boulevard radio has been my choice for blasting stunt jumps and the occasional c4 toss into a busy intersection.
>>529387960It's a lit doorway further down the hall, dummy.
>>529435568>Vinewood Boulevard Radio>accuses others of liking cocksUnironically the gayest, most sรถylent radio station in the history of GTA
>KVLT >West Coast Classics>Non-Stop Pop>Rebel Radio>Music Lockerthe only good ones. I can't believe they somehow managed to fuck up a classic rock station
>>529436693>He doesn't rate Los Santos Rock Radio
>>529420119kek, should be on the next cover
>>529382219>Crew leader is dedlike actually?
>>529435568im so retarded i dont remember station names but the 80's soul station, the old school rap station, sometimes radio x, sometimes the talkshow host station, sometimes the ambient music station
it depends on whats playing if a song i dont like is on one I switch to one of the others
also the spanish station has 1 song thats funny as fuck to me i dont knwo spanish but i just like how it sounds so if I jump in a random car and its playing i'll let it finish while im driving
>>529408485based offroad nigga
I made the mistake of taking snapmatics instead of seeing if I could take screenshots with the HUD off but oh well.
>>529427859If I'm not mistaken, they already did all the preps and it's just that they disconnect at the right time when they finish the heist. They typically do it around a certain point of a cutscene or the payout screen. They still get paid and they can restart the heist as if they never completed it.
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Yeah, the low res really did a number on them.
Might have another go at them eventually and see if I can do it better. Beyond just the low res, my character also just wasn't quite in the most photogenic spot. I'm also not quite used to messing with the director mode camera.
>>529436693It's not a classic rock station bruttha it's a modern/alt rock station. Plus if you've ever been in LA for an extended period of time you know exactly what kind of guy the DJ is.
lads im dying over here we need to invent a time machine now that only goes 1 year into the future
>>529440274Just OD into a coma.
>>529436932There are some songs that are alright, it's just weird considering how fucking great Liberty Rock Radio, K-DST and V-Rock were.
>>529440127yeah i wasn't talking about VWBR in the lower section, i'm unfortunately very aware what kind of people are into that hipster rock scene
>>529435568Radio Mirror Park is my main. That type of early 10's indie synthpop makes my oldtroon ass hella nostalgic.
>>529384454All good and I didn't mean it as a slight, it's just that you got a cool character and I want to include everyone in the cover.
>>529386917You know it. *finger guns*
>>529387960You'd think they could afford to pay someone to do a quality pass and fix those small issues over the decade this game has been out.
>>52942011914 percent of all nazis commit 88 percent of all hate crimes
>>529422162lol
>>529416004Yes it is. Here's my character with the mask face when it bugs out and doesn't change back to what I made in the editor.
Happens all the time in the Jodi finale missions.
>>529435568Radio Mirror Park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rprf7LEraU4
>>529437583Probably, who's to say? Point is he doesn't play anymore.
>>529439297Moire being a bitch. That first shot is pretty nice even with the low res.
>>529435568>What radio stations do you yall stick to when you aren't terrorizing LS residents?Whichever is playing Feel Good, Highest in the Room, KYSA or It Was a Good Day at the time
>>529435568Non-Stop Pop
Radio Mirror Park
Soulwax
Worldwide FM
Fly FM
The Lab
Los Santos Rock Radio
Self Radio
I can't decide which one I like more and the window of opportunity was closing down, so have both. The animation on the left pisses me off
>>529443848in the left one the dogs slightly in front looking back like he's waiting for you, in the right it looks like he's following you talking about your yee yee ass haircut
>>529435568west coast classics
>>529441601what will you set the jaw slider to for your VI online character?
>>529444760>like he's following you talking about your yee yee ass haircut
>>529435568>What radio stations do you yall stick to when you aren't terrorizing LS residents?I don't use the radio anymore
>>529443209>The Lab>And one day Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity while high as a kite.How'd they miss this joke that wrote itself?
>>529435568I only have 4 stations available
>LS Rock>Non-Stop>Rebel>World wide
What happens if I park the acid lab in the middle of the map before starting a sale?
>>529455364It will not change the outcome.
>>529455364best place is vinewood theater
quick route into or out of town
>>529435568I have it muted
shame that the game doesn't have separate sliders for radio and music
>>529358382Ya know, it's probably for the best that Duval County gets left out. This city is nothing but strip malls with Publix and/or Walmart being the centerpiece. Only thing worth coming up here from Vice City is to do some criminal work for the -NOT-Khan family and their failing sports franchises.
oh man this has me shitting bricks any time i have to do it
https://files.catbox.moe/1gouk3.mp4
>>529461218im personally looking forward to endless strip mall ludo
>>529462679day 1 i'm probably going to spend a ton of time just walking around seeing how crazy the new AI is for npcs while also admiring the shops/world/map
V's npc dialogue is good & still surprises me to this day and when it first came out the way npcs react to your vehicle when you have a fancy one was so cool. Then RDR2 had literal life sim shit for its npcs, funerals for random npcs you killed a day prior etc
>>529463230>Then RDR2 had literal life sim shit for its npcsshit bricks when I looked closer at the chinese coolies working on the railroad and they were actually physically hammering nails and moving onto the next tie and that the railway actually gets completed over the course of chapter 3-4-5
Just submitted an over 5000 or 6000 letter essay to rockstar games feedback. I almost feel ashamed... I beleive I veered a little too far in the final paragraph or 2, from the complaints, and now I almost feel gay for it.... Do I really want to negotiate with what might be babylonian? May God let it be blessed.
>>529465504the slave labour pakistani checking QA feedback isnt gonna read allat btw
>>529465575Who knows. Maybe the sheer size of it, and the fact it's literally an essay, might pique their curiosity "How's this fag got this much to say?" he might say.
It was an essay concerning the overarching design of the game and my gripes with the nature of it's grinding, and I made sure to say "tired of reading this? Imagine how I feel playing the game".
Best case scenario, God wills good things happen, things that are good, not necesarilly for the game, but on the meta level. Perhaps my essay provokes meta cognition in the mind of mr paki indian or whomever, and he stops sifting through emails for 5 bucks an hour for Lumbergh and makes something greater of himself. Perhaps I laid out the concrete case for the great many complainst levied at the game in a structured and understandable fashion and they actually change something for the better.
Whatever the case may be, may it be blessed.
>>529466258I have a dream.
>>529319169Forgot to post the car
What do you get for completing all the drax missions? Worth it?
>>529467027where did you get this picture of me
>>529445620Well, I don't only like jaws, I also love long necks and well defined clavicles. It just so happen that on GTA5 the jaw is the only thing I can influence... So we'll see when we get our hands on it.
>>529465504>Just submitted an over 5000 or 6000 letter essay to rockstar games feedbackMe when I want Rockstar to add more one-piece swimsuits.
>>529461995Are you driving back to the plane?
>>529469587First dose gives you the Acid Lab.
Last dose gives you a super car.
10 Dax freemode missions gives you the opportunity to buy an upgrade for the acid lab.
>>529469587You mean Dax? Do you mean fooligan jobs or the main Dax missions? If the main (First Dose and Last Dose missions), in short, you get the brickade 6x6, and the equipment, which you can install to make it the acid lab business (one of the best businesses in the game to have, for what that's worth) and after the Last Dose half of the missions, you get an Ocelot Virtue, on which you can install imani tech. So yes, they are worth it. As for fooligan jobs, you can get the acid lab equipment upgrade, after 10 of them. I try to get the fooligan jobs in the city (I reroll by entering a new session, offline for loading speed) because they are mostly faster and I don't particularly like the crop dusting of merryweather trasnport missions. The equipment is defintitely worth having if you are using that business. Fooligan jobs have a cooldown though. 48 minutes. Getting all 10 done is annoying to me but once you have it the payouts from acid sales are considerably better.
>>529470130>Are you driving back to the plane?yes I had just left the communication tower
I played GTA IV today and there was this cop near my second safehouse who arrested someone and sent him to a police car while ignoring a fight next to him between a man and a woman
>>529471669Oh I guess you're the anon doing Cayo without looking things up?
Well, enjoy figuring out a faster way back.
>>529470130>>529470303For some reason I bought the acid lab before even completing the Dax missions lol but on the bright side I discovered that Dax has alternate dialog when you buy the bricade before completing the last mission like I did
>Try doing Cayo heist first time last night
>Game crashes just before I leave the island
>Took nearly an hour and a half at that point in time
Might just stick to the Cluckin Bell heist with the Alt F4 glitch on PC. 20 minutes for $500k per hour seems pretty good for a beginner shitter like me. Is the helicopter upgrade for the submarine worth it?
>>529488779Yes, the Sparrow is fast and spawns next to you
>>529469587>Stupid cow.mp4This is how I feel about the coyote spawn right after passing the prison on the highway. Feels like whenever you're riding something light the target you to send you off course.
BECAUSE EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL IN BEHIND
EVERY TIME I STARE INTO YOUR EYES
>>529488779>spoilerYes, absolutely.
The sparrow is pretty brittle and leaves you decently exposed out in front, but has rapid homing missiles, flies pretty fast, gets you out of and back into your sub quick and smooth(besides the like 10 sec animation) and is probably tied for the quickest way to get airborne with mk2 summon through terrorbyte menu.
It's by far the most worthwhile investment for speeding up cayo setups, and besides is one of my preferred options for summoning other air vehicles since it isn't a personal vehicle so you can summon say a plane, and then use the sparrow to fly over to it if it's some ways off.
>>529425857this happens all the time even in solo lobbies
npc enemies just getting "random" bursts of "skill"
>>529494309Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
>>529497760they dont
believe
in nothing
>>529272020>CTW drug dealingwhy not go whole hog and recreate the old Drug Wars DOS game. Not only selling drugs, but buying them too. with price fluctuations and events that can lead to you losing your drugs.
>>529346989there's no point because you can do anything in-game and you're punished for not engaging in it all. What, are you gonna dress in all purple and try to headcanon you're a Balla? the game isn't going to recognise that. It's still throw Ballas at you as random enemies, and you'll still be treated as an unspecified gunman/wheelman. It sucks but no game dev is ever going to go that deep into RP on a major AAA mainstream MMO. They don't want people to complain about "being locked out of certain content".
>>529461218>there are people in gtag who reside in the same city as meI don't like this
>>529440986LSRR is deliberately trying to go for the 'boomer retiree' soft rock/yacht rock crowd, to match with Michael's self-image. Channel X exists for Trevor.
I can guarantee you there will be a station in 6 dedicated to parrothead music.
>>529500373like, you gotta remember the radio in GTA isn't about accurately trying to reflect the radio stations of the town the game is set in. It's about trying to project a certain vibe when playing the game. Like a movie soundtrack.
if 5's radio was accurate to LA, there'd be a dozen christian contemporary and Spanish talk show stations.
>>529471669after you're done with the communication tower you can just switch session
>>529482715there's a laser guided coyote at the big store just before the sandy shores exit
hit it every time
How bad did they nerf Cayo? When i used to play it was really easy to do the stealth approach, is it still meta?
>>529467583men, the preliator is such a beautiful car
it's a shame it remained only a concept car
>>529514269Spyker just couldn't manage to break into the market. They've been bankrupt on and off for a decade now.
>>529514924they had the misfortune of investing a ton of money into ramping up production right when the 2008 recession hit. their best sales year was 2006 or 2007, I think. they were starting to pick up steam like Koenigsegg. unfortunately their clientele weren't so rich that they were insulated from the recession like Koenigsegg's were.
>>529515495What really killed them was buying SAAB in 2009 after the market had already shit the bed, they had waning sales and decided spending a few hundred billion dollars trying to salvage SAAB would be what saved them.
>>529517521>few hundred billionMillion
https://files.catbox.moe/keb924.webm
>>529517521their gamble was that a volume seller nameplate would give them enough of an income to stay solvent. it was a hail mary play from a drowning company.
>>529519017Sure but that money could've kept them solvent for another 3-4 years which could've seen them through to the mid 2010s where they likely would've seen increased sales from crypto Bros and YouTube/twitch millionaires.
>>529472968really? okay cool good to know. i was able to use this motorcycle jump to
>>529472968>Oh I guess you're the anon doing Cayo without looking things up? Well, enjoy figuring out a faster way back.ive been looking up a few things. i remembered seeing a skip on youtube like six months ago that i have been implementing to pass the first checkpoint
>>529519335crypto didn't hit big time until 2017. I don't think there were enough rich YouTubers back then to hold them over. Streamer millionaires didn't become a thing until around the time crypto took off, post-2016. Most big name YouTubers before then only made enough to be comfortably middle class. the few exceptions were guys like pewdiepie who could be counted on one hand.
best case scenario, they would've lasted to about 2013-2014.
remember, Spyker didn't pay GM with cash, they paid with stock. in terms of raw dollar amounts, Spyker blew far more money with their F1 team in 2007, something nobody ever seems to want to talk about. Spyker were already in DEEP shit by 2010 when they bought Saab.
The fuck? R* announcing RDO content out of of nowhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pcg9NVGMxg
>>529523396>VOL. 1alright interesting
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I'm looking for a livery. Does anyone happen to have the mixed Sprunk eCola Hotring Sabre that maybe I could buy off of you?
>>529529297You on PC Enhanced?
>>529530224May I buy it from you?
stillgoingmad
>>529530429Added, I'm at LSCM
Even though the HSW Tampa has the 2nd or 3rd highest top speed for a car, it still can't jump over Zancudo as it loses a TON of speed the moment you hit the side of the hill.
Whereas the Banshee which is only a 5-10mph faster flies over zancudo with 20-50 yards to spare.
>>529530429So this is the 2nd car I sell in Enhanced, and it showed me I get a HSW discount both times, but the upgrade still costs near 2 mil. Does it really only give you a 2nd free upgrade if you buy someone's car?
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>>529482715My friend did the same, don't you get the acid lab upgrade for free then?
>>529519676Lol, me trying to be all coy and not say how and dude just blurts it out.
Well, I don't like being THAT cheesy, so I just let myself get caught.
As a funny aside, when I was doing Cayo runs for the career challenge I took a couple of shots of my character being caught and accidentally both screenshots were at the same frame of animation.
>>529530584Thanks!
>>529532540I don't quite know. Maybe there's a limit, or maybe its bugged?
>>529533124>or maybe its bugged?With R*, this is more often than not the rule instead of the exception, so probably
>>529271695 (OP)>grand theft auto generasomeone quite literally took the L
>>529532649You could layer-mask that into simulated HDR.
>>529532540Itโs probably giving you an HSW Modification discount, not an Upgrade discount. The former is (I think) a 10% discount on the HSW specific body parts like spoilers. I got one when I tried selling a car to one of my friends as a test.
>>529534513SO how does one acquire the 2nd free HSW upgrade? Or was that just when it first came out?
>>529534619I dunno. Maybe it has to be an HSW-compatible car that gets sold?
>>529533867I wouldn't even know how to start doing that.
>>529367708I went with sleazecore
>>529346989just the mustache
>>529539052Is that by the purple dinosaur? The uder milken sign doesn't look familiar to me, but I can't think of where else that is.
>>529544397Its the road with LSC in the senora dessert near Trevors air field
I regret killing Ray Boccino. He was always very loyal to Niko.
Rockstar should have added a theater mode by now so you can see all the cinematics with your character dressed either with the mission clothing or with your current character design.
Also to play some cutscenes that can't be seen again unless you make a new character.
>>529540471>tfw they ruined the hardy with drifty handling
>>529561012I like how it drives, desu
>>529561012
>>529565292what are you driving?
Anyone available for heists? Been awhile since I've played and still have a few I want to complete, been grinding to get money for properties to unlock some of higher tier ones like Cayo perico or Diamond heist
>>529568416what platform?
>>529568638PC, have legacy edition installed atm
>red dead online content
what the actual fuck, you can't do this rockstar, you can't make me care about that fucking game after all this time
did they change the studio responsible for handling it? is it not rockstar india anymore? are the cheaters still gaining access to rockstar's backend and forcing you to join their games and bricking accounts?
I'M GONNA START MODDING
IVE HAD IT WITH THIS FUCKING GAME
>>529346989I like the thin line between a methhead and an European fashion model vibe on my character. Reminds me of myself.
>>529378891They've been talking about mansions for six years now. There's not going to be a mansion update lmao. They're public spaces.
>>529582836What Red Dead content did they add to GTAO this time?
>>529367083The only thing Rockstar is handing out right now is bans. New banwave started a couple hours ago.
I am once again asking for a helicopter picture for the cover.
>>529584720they just announced a small update to RDO with a couple of new missions.
>>529585391I got u bruh. Which copter n what color
>>529585848Since you're giving me the option how about a Black Savage?
>>529585983Bit racist there, bud.
what are they going to do for the July 4th ?
last years have been totally insignificant
used to wait the 4th as if it was Xmas and so it was: more than half of my belligerent fleet and infrastructures come from july 4th discounts. Lately it's been fucking nothing but the same outdated clothes, patriot and the police bike
This helicopter has no shadow for some reason on this surface.
>>529583756Cool, what kind of mod are you gonna make?
>>529586425That's all it's ever been. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>529587992I'm going to use cherax
>>529587992nta but I'm gonna port CTW's story to 4.
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>>529586278My bridge moment.
Does anyone have a dog I can borrow for my apology video?
This thing is kinda spicy.
I like it
>>529593987I've got a $10 ukelele off of Temu you can borrow.
>>529586895vampire copter
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cool
>>529607527oppressor mk0.5
>>529585391>>529585983https://imgur.com/a/vkqv8Iw take your pick, shit game wont capture explosions so you only got the rockets
>>529593987No but I have a ukulele
>>529583891How u get love fist livery again, was it an unlock or a standard option? What's it on
>>529629043You need to upgrade the Youga classic on Benny's first
>>529597217Unironically goated truck, a bit too expensive but it performs exceptionally well.
>>529643446can't wait for 2x smoke on the water laundering!!
>>529592279>That's all it's ever beenLm@o, R* indian intern is it you?
>>What the fuck are you talking about?>Indipendence day 2019-x3 GTA$ on Smuggler Sell missions
-x2 GTA$ on Gunrunning / Special cargo / Biker businesses Sell missions
-x2 GTA$/RP on Client Jobs
-x2 speed on Gunrunning researches & Nightclub income
Discounts:
FUCKING 40% Off:
Executive Offices + Modifications
Biker Businesses + Modifications
Nightclub + Modificarions
Bunkers
Hangars
Special cargo warehouses
Facilities
MOC + Renovations
Avenger + Renovations
Yacht
Terrorbyte
Ruiner 2000
Scramjet
All the fucking special vehicles (Phantom wedge & Co.)
And more...
Ah yes, the usual July 4th themed shits
>Indipendence day 2024-x3 GTA$/RP on Mobile Operations missions
-x2 GTA$/RP on [X] Adversary Mode
Discounts
30% Off:
MOC + Renovations
Hotring Hellfire
Vigero ZX
Dinasty
Revolter
Ah yes, the usual July 4th themed shits
THIS is what the fuck i'm talking about saar
all my cop cars are getting flag smoke
This game is unpredictable in the aboslute worst ways possible. Just died picking up the ammo and medkit on the iron mule set up for guzman, and because of a stray bullut hitting an amo crate behind me (something probably programmed into the game), I died. It feels like getting trolled by the game itself and it's not fun. I had to just give up because I don't care for that. No chance I'm getting that police bike, speaking of which, it should be on sale, oh and maybe a good few million dollars less by default while their at it.
>>529653301>No chance I'm getting that police bikeWhy not?
>>529653301They should cheaper and on sale but R* knows how much people have wanted them so they're making them pay out the ass for them.
>>529653301>(something probably programmed into the game)i'm pretty sure when your camera isn't facing a direction, fucking anything can come from that direction
most noticeable doing i/e vehicles, you will forever take phantom bullets to your rear bumper but as soon as you flip the camera around they stop
>>529653876My bad, it, with the outfit that comes with it, which as I understand it is only a limited time thing.
>>529654127I miss when they weren't like that.
>>529654268I'll have to put it to the test.
Hi
Hereโs another song from VI radio
https://youtu.be/zCe0h0wFKjw?si=ETJgX6p5G-351Sb8
>>529654438it's definitely a thing with npc vehicles, if you start piling them up on the highway or something and turn your camera around, when you face back they'll all be despawned almost instantly
>>529653301police bike is like the 3rd fastest thing in the game
i wish i could go back in time and play gta 5 for the first time
honestly a great game that gets hated for the silliest reasons
>>529657850Nobody is really hating the single player portion of the game other than trivial "I don't like the 3 leads" or "the movement is clunky". It's a great game with a couple of flaws.
GTAO on the other hand
>>529435568radio mirror park, west coast talk radio, and blaine county radio
>>529658115there's also that retarded "it doesn't have DLCs WAAAAAAAAH" reason as if gta 4's DLCs added anything besides drive-shoot/beat-evade style missions
gta 5's campaign was filled with tons of unique missions, every single one felt memorable
>>529657850i think the early game is mad fun, kinda hate they just toss $4m to a player now and get them set up right as they start
>>529658115i like gtao way, way more than the story
wish i could play the story as my online character from a tacked on fourth perspective
>>529629043>>529597565Thanks, now all I need is my Garfunkel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT!
I'M ALL ALONE!
I FUCKING HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!
>>529613681Bery nice, thank you.
So when effects go away like that what you gotta do is rewind before the effect starts and let it play and hit pause but never scroll the timeline while paused, that way they stay on screen.
With that done, tomorrow the independence day week should start and we'll try to make a big patriot cover.
>rewind before the effect starts and let it play and hit pause but never scroll the timeline while paused
a like so
>>529660946>>529660738Aight, thanks, i'll try that later
>>529613681https://youtu.be/UHxswGEzxSc
board is active today
>>529665289
I don't know why that's a reply
I didn't do that
>>529607527average PC lobby
>>529676783I've crashed to desktop like twice in the 400 hours i've played on enhanced.
>>529676923youre lucky then
>>529607527At least you got a message
My game is just gone from one moment to the next. Like you killed it via task manager
Hi
In VI you can body slam people and pull their shit over their head like in hockey fights
>>529674002Multiple personality disorder moment.
>>529644035Just downloaded this to cut into pieces and add into self radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s0oN4fTCko
>>529685468i like her voice. who voices her?
>>529686130Jodie Shawback
>>529686426almost nothing of her online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUyGLigePlc
>>529687097It's better to never look people up, especially if you like them.
>>529687292i know but my autism can't be contained
>>529653301There's a lot of this and it's intentionally designed to stall your progress:
>enemies with hardcoded random rapid fire that eats through all of your armor and health in one burst to instakill you>hostile traffic flag enabled for half the missions and all of the business shit so that people nonsensically swerve in front of you on purpose>entire updates worth of content with terminator AI (doomsday is the biggest offender) to make it as much of a slog as possible>arbitrary timers on replaying mission strands, calling contacts, using certain mechanicsthis is why I always recommend everyone simply cheat money however they can via a menu and then transferring their character or paying some jeet for a hacked account or something, if you are legitimately abiding by rockstar's design then you're going to have a bad time unless you already have all the money you want
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>>529689449>2 claimablewhat the fugg?
Welp, no 2x money laundering for the Smoke on the Water. Money Fronts will be forgotten soon.
>>529690446Many such cases.
>>529689449>-The McTony Robbery: Declasse Drift Yosemite with Las Venturas vanity plate - CLAIMABLE>-The Duggan Robbery: Karin Boor with Liberty City vanity plate - CLAIMABLE The only downside to claimables, is that some are turning up to be repeats
>..., from Business BattlesFuck Rockstar
>>529690446But the nagging calls to lower the heat levels will remain forever.
>>529690175Uncle Sam gonna give it do ya.
>>5296894492X GTA$ & RP
Auto Shop Client Jobs
Tow Truck Servicesโฆ
>Auto Shop Client JobsWHAT UP THOUGH
WHAT UP THOUGH
WHAT UP THOUGH
IS IT WORTH IT TO GET INTO RDO??? OR IS IT TOO LATE?
>>529692331they just dropped a new update
>>529523396
>>529692296>>529692520Aren't the client jobs the fixing and delivering cars part of the auto shop?
>>529689449>2 claimable cars>lazer 50% off>4x land races>2x for Auto shop customers and Salvage missions>40% off BennysKino week
>>529692447I want to murder those niggas so bad, I can't stand a single word they spout
>>529692520ISN'T IT A TIME LIMITED EVENT?
>>529692874>2x for Auto shop customers and Salvage missionsim going to cum
>>529689449>-Bennyโs Conversion UpgradesWell, i guess
When will they run something good again like the 2x Guzman heists...
>>529701278>A decent week for once>Still complains
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>finish delivery>character exits car>black screen>fade back in>character exits car againAh, yes there's that Rockstar attention to detail we all know and love.
Cool outfit tho, def worth the trouble.
>>529693597Have you seen Moodyman in the dance club? his poster has "whatuptho" I thought it was just Rockstar bad writing, but its his catch phrase.
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Saw this while browsing the gta 6 leddit and it looks like the normies harassed her so much she deactivated her insta
same thing happened to nuke luke before V released
>>529701902OH GOD PLEASE tell me someone archived her twerk videos
>>529532649>mystical magician woman uses accursed american magic to cause innocent guard to grow a beard, shaggy hair and also turn day into evening
is the acid lab as good as it looks?
>>529629191>>529689449>40% Off>-Bennyโs Conversion Upgrades*finger guns*
>>529701663"Have you been inside the music locker?"
Why would anybody
>>529689449>two claimable carsGuess somebody remembered they hadn't had any in almost half a year.
I can confirm that you can murder the two tourists after you return them and it has no impact on how much you're paid, or how much heat level it reduces.
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME AN EXERCISE IN FRUSTRATION?
holy fuck i just did the sell weed mission with the retarded stoner in the car
it was the most excruciatingly painful thing i have ever done in this game
lester even took my money and didnt dispel the police
the most antifun shit i have ever done, why the fuck is most of the game like this ffs
>>529690446They knew that it would be too powerful with how easy it is to lower heat on it.
>>529704561Cause you can dance if you want to.
You can leave your friends behind.
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine.
>>529701902I'm sure she'll have the exact same trajectory as ned too where she gets bored of life and just streams GTA all day in lieu of a job
>>529709667she's already a C-tier actress slash videogame VA lol her highest acting credit is a single episode on Law and Order SVU
>>529710170then it's essentially guaranteed that she's going to turn into a gimmick streamer like scout and jill valentine and quiet and all the rest lol, at least ned luke could pretend he was already retired
>>529712807doesnt ned run a restaurant or something on the east coast? that was his gig before getting the GTAV job iirc
>>529707882Bruh, Go Off road instead of following the GPS.
>>529701462>eating shit is totally fine and acceptable because it can be worsei disagree
I fucking Hate Peer to Peer. If the GTA VI's Online is going to have the same I'm not gonna bother playing it.
>>529712963I have no idea about that, talking out of my ass I assume he bankrolled it/has a stake and ignores it most of the time. There's a lot of absentee "owners" in restaurants, particularly franchised places. They just soak profit and delegate down to managers. It's entirely possible he runs the place thoughbeit but I haven't seen it mentioned or shown in any of his streaming/online stuff
>>529707882because you're not supposed to have fun, you're supposed to buy shark cards
>>529689449>woah, two claimable cars>they're both ugly
>>529674002do you know Tyler Durden?
>>529722058nobody's gonna read your 80000 paragraph schizobabble "tip" for a game that wont even get updated past next year
>>529707882drink pisswasser before getting into the car
>>529723443>getting a little drunk to become immune to being very highI love how stupid the actual functional advice is on this game sometimes.
Ever seen a white girl twerk?
>>529726345are you in your 50s or 60s irl pal
>>529726394Why do you say that?
>>529726598you behave like a boomer trying to act younger that's all
>>529722253Hey thatโs not true man.. only 500 characters were allowed
>>529726726I'm trying to act younger?
>>529726889You are 100% a fed
>>529726965Oh you're the weirdo that makes wild accusations for no reason.
My bad, I'll go back to ignoring you.
>>529726345Ever seen a Jew with a tiny hat? Go back to playing Second Life you 50 year old retard
Yes, he is still possible to get if you haven't got 'em.
>>529709667I know ned gets paid for every con appearance he makes along with the other two V protags
and there's a small chance his character appears in 6 after seeing his movie appearing in the background of 6 promotional art
>>529714156They have a patent for new dedicated server tech that splits the entire map into seperate server sections that seamlessly load you into a new server/lobby when you cross the zone/borders for example you leave vice city and cross over to port gellhorn you load out of the vice city server you were in to a new server specifically for port gellhorn.
so atm it looks like we're finally getting actual dedicated servers for VI
>>529726345Your tranny a shit
Does watching the security cameras still work against getting kick out for idling?
>>529759798nope
also why cant we idle in a private/friends only session
>>529759798idk what is up,but i let my character sit on the chair in my office building (the one with the vehicle cargo and whatnot),i watched a whole ass 30 minute video and still wasnt afk kicked
>>529760553i already spent $14k on them
>>529761658Kill yourself piggy
>>529761658Then you are the answer to any "Why does R* make X thing that makes making money easy/fun worse?" questions.
How's the customization on the Walton Stock?
>>529759798no, they fixed everything but the taxi method
>>529742436I saw the van driving around the vinewood hills with no marker so I stole it. couldn't do anything with it so I took it to a construction site and blew it where it immediately disappeared save for a floating door
>>529760001R*: Allow you to generate money without wasting your time or you giving us money? Yeah, no.
>>529771969i made a click macro and just auto dance in my nightclub to afk
>>529714156saaar pls connect to my sri lankan lobby sar
do you guys do this skip on cayo scope mission?
>>529782724yea, its funny when i get caught mid air
>>529783054kek really ? it hasnt happened to me yet
>>529782724no, i always swim around
>>529783435from north dock to south dock without longfin? sounds like a pain
>>529783435i tried that and all the hills are too steep
>>529783563no, though i tried to do that when i was playing it for the first time
>>529783902Surely the bike is the much quicker way
>>529784223i didn't say it wasn't
>>529784637Why not take the quicker route then?
>Enter invite only
>immediately enter drag race
>Win and go to freeroam
>See red cargo pic
>Game tries to ambush me with a raid
>Quit before secretary even calls
I was going to wait for an event but I guess I should sell now before I eventually fuck up and lose everything.
>>529782724you can ride straight through the ped gate
>>529784690because i didn't know you could do that jump and since i don't do this heist often (i've only done it like four times) it wasn't a big deal for me
>>529785094> ped gateWhatโs that
>>529722253GTAO will keep shitting out money, especially when people realize Rockstar won't port GTA VI to PC for a few years.
>>529787330Most paypigs are on console already, and any on PC will likely double dip.
>>529787054Pedestrian gate
>>529787330>Rockstar won't port GTA VI to PC for a few years.The current rumor from the industry is ~6-8 months
Elizabeth and her horse Bucephalus.
>>529790408How's RDO these days?
>>529790408is that who I think it is?
how have you not killed yourself, that's wild
>>529789086And the lockdown only lasted two weeks.
>>529271695 (OP)I haven't played since the Doomsday Heist, I have pretty much every single business until that update.
Where do I look? What should I be doing? I lost my old crew and I can't really heist anymore, even if I have the Criminal Mastermind award on my profile.
Help me out, /gtao/.
>>529791062it got some new content recently, although it's not a lot but it's something. otherwise it's pretty much dead.
>>529791783wait whats that debug shit near the minimap & cores
>>529791536Check out the casino, obviously. The heist you get from buying the Arcade is doable solo. The First Dose and Last Dose missions from Drug Wars are fun. As is the Guzman heist
If you're into collecting cars the Auto shop, Arena, Arcade, Casino, Eclipse Blvd garage are all unique looking garages. Get a salvage yard for some alright mini heists. Same with the Garment Factory
>>529791928fortitude mod menu
>>529792072>The heist you get from buying the Arcade is doable solonta but how
>>529792072>The heist you get from buying the Arcade is doable solo.what?
>>529792332>>529792346Wait, it's not? I thought it was. Apologies
>>529792565only the preps are soloable, finale's 2-4 players
>>529794434I did everything solo and then my brother happened to joined for the finale so I assumed it was doable solo. Never done it more than once. My mistake
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING WEAPON WHEEL WHERE EVERY SINGLE TIME I SELECT A DIFFERENT WEAPON MY RETARDED CHARACTER JUST UNEQUIPS EVERYTHING AND STARTS PUNCHING AIR?
THIS GOT ME KILLED 4 TIMES SO FAR
>>529796109Every time I select my assault rifle it gives me the sub machine gun
>>529796520SUFFERING WILL COME SOON TO YOU
>>529796109>>529796630R* did something. Oh, and it's only a KB/M issue. Weapon wheel on a controller is fine
On another note, if you want to pause use P because there is some weird delay when pausing with ESC.
>>529796915Never had problems with the ESC menu, but because of this post I will always notice it
>>529796681Joke's on you, every day is already suffering.
>>529726345Jesus Christ, have you people never seen the "white girl twerk" meme?
Do I need to end my jokes with /s like I'm on reddit?
>>529796915Can confirm, it's 100% borked.
I've switched to using the numbers to change weapons, you gotta re-order them cause by default they're fucking nonsensical, like shotguns are on 8? You think I'm some starcraft pro or something?
Stealing a Buffalo STX to steal a Buffalo STX.
>>529782724Always. Why waste time?
Gonna grind this week to see what I can get out of it and fantasize about suicide all the way through.
>>529801261You're stealing the provenance. While we knock ourselves out collecting cars for liveries speed, Yusuf is collecting stories. And other rich people covet those stories. Our collections lose value, and somehow his becomes more valuable.
>>529689449>-Guaranteed chance of unlocking a Piรwasser, Benedict, Patriot, or Supa Wet Beer Hat, or the Statue of Happiness T-Shirt, from Business BattlesDo I get a new item each time I nab some loot, or is it one item and done forever, or is it just some 1/100 maybe something happens?
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>>529787330you're retarded btw just letting you know
>>529806849don't bite his bait. J* know PC might have less users due to the high price, but they know PC users bring in that sweet dough, because someone who can afford 1500 USD build can pay for GTA+
the real reason why there is an artificial delay these days (consoles are since a long time PC x86_64 architecture like desktops) is because they want to pretend they need 12 months to port. instead they just do it for stock value and fiscal money.
once they drop it on PC, that's another fat quarter for investors. back when rockstar was real, they'd drop an actual addon like TLAD or TBOGT
>>529808812I mean yeah obviously they want the double dip there's also exclusive deals behind closed doors that consoles make so they can achieve higher console sales as well and we all know sony has the exclusive deal from one of the earnings call
but there's no way it will take longer than a year the PC market is MASSIVE now and will even surpass console sales just as V eventually did even more so with R.O.M.E lurking in the background
and with their new approach to UGC for VI online the most popular servers are going to be the fiveM type servers with high quality UGC and custom created text boxes for "/me" and in-game RP advertisements, it will still primarily use voice but the text box for action and /twt is massive on the biggest FiveM servers and I don't see consoles being able to integrate into that very well.
Having to use a blow torch to open doors in McTony's sub is fucking retarded.
>>529809682>and with their new approach to UGC for VI online the most popular servers are going to be the fiveM type serversI didn't follow up on this and I don't even know anymore if it is just popular youtubers fucking with us. Heard one fiveM dev lost his shit and R* is jerking their chain. That was some recent drama, but the guy in the video couldn't bring me up to speed and give a decent rundown. So I got no clue if fiveM happens in VI or if they just will bullshit us with boring outdated online mechanics.
My dream always was: Open source the fucking scripts (mission scripts and game logic), as there is no IP on them as they are written by R*, as opposed to costly middleware. You don't have to open source an entire game, when you could just mod single missions and record audio for them. Like make a payphone ring, get a camera roll in directors mode, write a script for a car spawn and NPC spawner and some pickup where you fight people.
Then upload the mod to R* servers and they can put it in game if it is good.
You know contracts mode from Hitman? This but with more freedom. Player designed missions. The game would keep itself alive via community. Have some people voice act a mission. Some basic guidelines that you cannot upload illegal stuff or use too much profanity. Whatever.
Maybe I'm just retarded for having this dream, but it be so real to allow player made scripted missions for freemode and invite 4 player lobbies after they vetted them as good. Need to avoid jeet spam.
>>529808812>someone who can afford 1500 USD build can pay for GTA+You know who else can afford what?
Rockstar can afford to run GTA Online for free for a decade and make billions doing it.
Grow a fucking backbone, stop bending over to companies.
>>529815916>Rockstar can afford to run GTA Online for free for a decadelol on player run p2p node servers
so essentially 0 costs, they just store 100 kilobyte per player with lots of 0/1s what you unlocked in a tiny save.
get the fuck real, they duped us.
the guy who namecoined stockholm syndrome died last month btw.
>>529816417Billions. With a B.
They can afford servers, you're being duped into thinking this is best for you, when it's best for them.
Stop being so fucking gullible.
>>529817061I'm sorry, I take it back, there's been no official announcement.
You're not being duped, you're gaslighting yourself into giving money to Rockstar, it's really fucking pathetic.
>want explosive rounds
>start fast tracking bunker research
>they were literally the VERY LAST of the 51 unlocks
>burned almost 11 and a half million for them
Jesus fucking christ
>>529819156Agent 14 just loves researching gun liveries so much.
New Livery for the L35 Stock
>>529819156I did all of my research during the F9 days.
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enhanced graphics look a little better i guess
>>529819156Honestly still worth it
Can anyone confirm that a ban wave is happening right now?
>>529819156>fast tracking bunker research>burned almost 11 and a half million for themBrother same, I just find research so fucking gay. Have the bunker produce product money and just fast track. They think we are fools to just to research or 50/50 for months until those upgrades unlock half a year later.
>3 hours and 30 minutes to complete one research item fullyand you cannot even idle as it eats supplies, and you need 0.6 full bars for one item, so you are always forced to return and refill
You didn't waste money. How much could you grind in 178.5 hours? That is the lifetime you saved. You did the best thing.
>>529824339>Can anyone confirm that a ban wave is happening right now?I will go in a public lobby to check if there are still cunts on PC. Doubt they can find all cheaters except blatant rage hackers with those free mod menus. I never cheated, but I have a few cars another player duped me. R* don't seem to care about that. Even ported to EE with no losses. I could even delete them with the garage glitch that lets you remove vehicles you cannot sell.
>>529799949>>529726345nah you are real for that and the other guy is always jaded since a year or so he went all sore in these threads
Does anybody have a list of the fancy 4th of July limited edition limited time only buy now liveries?
>>529826930Should I just start using menyoo
>>529827531I don't care if you leave other players alone. Do it on a new account though where you got nothing to lose. I will never use a menu but I got no strong opinions on people who do it for money or cars. Just don't rob yourself of the fun earning some stuff legit.
The McTony robbery is probably the best case study on travesties in game design, and exactly what NOT to do. I could make my own game and literally mog the whole of gta online.
>>529826930i havent seen any cheaters,back in december 2024,any time i go into a public lobby,either everyone explodes constantly or i get given bunch of RP and awards,which made me nope out instantly as fear of getting banhammered by Rockstar,and since like 3 weeks now i came back,anytime im in a public lobby,none of that is happening,just your usual griefer with an opressor from time to time,most of the time the lobbies are chill af
>>529827948I think I agree with you but would you mind elaborating?
>>529828495Joining takes forever and there are still modders, multiple even. You feel it when every corona load circle in front of nightclub or offices takes minutes. When anti-cheat dropped brand new everything loaded instantly like in invite only lobbies. I'm stuck in clouds since 5 minutes and there are explosion spam sounds. Then again I am sadly often pulled into RUS servers due to ping and proximity.
>>529829056Takes me 10 seconds to know who the cheater in the lobby is. They are all low IQ retards, and I reported him.
What's the fastest way to level up the strength,stealth and mental stats?
>>529830727>mental stats?kill other players online
>strengthbeat up 200 NPCs for 30 mins
>stealth duck/sneak and put a weight or rubber band on your input for 30 mins to walk hunched
>lungs30 mins swimming in a BDSM scuba suit
>>529828767Sure. It's just so obviously made in the formula of an excuse for a mission, like if you were contracted and told "give us a mission bare minimum in our game engine", that would be it. Lets start with the tasks. Tasks aren't terrible in and of themselves, but it is the main thing carrying the mission, go here do this come back. For the cutter thingy, you go to a little area on the map, already made long ago, changed in no ways, not particularly interesting in any way, just an otherwise largely unused little spot on the map, you go there and you get a yellow cirlce to search around to get the cutter, that for one, is just fake, shallow variety. Variety which really does nothing, and doesn't really add to things. I just run around for a minute looking, expending my time, and find it. Ok whatever, fine, not the worst thing.
The outfit set up is pretty much the same, drive/fly far away, look around a small, perhaps less annoying spot for searching, go back, the other set up, whatever it was, I don't even remember. Next, drive all the way to the kraken, then, drive the kraken to the sub, play animations using the cutter you grabbed for about 10 seconds each to open doors, shoot at things, leave room, travel all the way to the other end of the sub, kill specific guy, all the while meeting other guys and shooting at invisible walls (which are everywhere in the sub), go to drivers seat, hold a single button for about 14 seconds, little cutscene, then drive the car back to where you've driven back the other 4 or so times, while running into about 700 or so police, arbitrailly increased from what would be normal (cause gotta distinguish the mission from normal gameplay), lose their site, probably get spotted, potentially by nothing (making it absurd not to just go into the underground tunnel) wait it out for a minute, go to Chop shop.
Ever bit of that is just arbitrary, and put there for the sake of having anything there at all, and most of the time-
>>529830727>Strength and StealthBeat up people and do stealth attack on people in Pier Pressure contact mission
>MentalThat's goes up when you cause mayhem and turns your radar blip redder the most you do it. You don't want that up.
>>529830727i leveled stealth doing the clucking bell farm raid in stealth
strength you got to punch people. start "Pier Pressure" in the jobs menu, because in that mission cops are disabled, than start beating up npc's.
mental state is temporary. there more people you kill, players or npc, the higher it goes. until you become a red skull in the map and people will make money by killing you.
>>529827948How so? I don't see any much difference with other missions which usually go: go to that point -> enter build/kill everybody > go delivery to this other point
Probably the only shore or annoying thing I find about McTony is going to Paleto and use the submarine on a shallow coast. But after taking the vehicle is just a comfy ride back by escaping from the police via using train tracks
>>529831285-spent is just moving back and forth from far away places, every obsticle in the way is just slapped on with nothing to make it particularly intersting,. the assets are all re-used, the veriety is fake. It's basically just the gta equivalent of Far Cry's map creator stuff, except the map is the template and they barely change it, and the maps I could make in that game in a few hours could be more engaging than this misson. I'd hardly even call it mission design, but I guess that's the point, it's an excuse for it.
The third worldness of it is palpable. There's hardly any effort here even, it's so obvious only someone who doesn't even think, even in a cursory way, about game design, and puts faith in rockstar as some vague God like thing, couldn't see it.
>>529831742It's largely not all that much different, because they use the same formula, it's just that this heist, is the least original of all, to what I can tell. There's no particularly interesting use of any single thing at all, nothing new, it's ONLY formula, there's not even really a vision there. At least for say, the casino heist, or cayo perico (what this is effectively a carbon copy of) there were new things, SOME interesting ideas at play, however repetitive they end up being, a bit of originality, and something half way engaging, somewhere in it.
>Kill McTony's Head of Security in 60 seconds
>He spawns in a random location
>Many doors of this in-use submarine are sealed shut in a way that you need a fucking blow torch to open them
>Opening animation is like 6 seconds
That's fucking stupid.
>>529831285They just recycle assets and force us to use them over and over again. I see why that is boring and tedious. As for mission design, it feels like most other robberies and they are annoying all for different kind of reasons. Everyone has their least and most favourite one I guess. Usually Rockstar has an idea how much time a mission should waste so you cannot grind or enjoy it too much. Must feel like a chore, even if the cooldown is a whole week.
Most of the time they will cooldown shit because someone abuses it any honest players must collectively suffer. Slush funds in cars is so dead.
>>529832456And again, we have to consider it's from an AAA company and rockstar games no less. It's not surprising to me at all, not from gta online, it's just, again, palpable how third world the missions are, how clearly an excuse for them, that they are. They can't do better than that? That tells me the way they went about it, wasn't some kind of ideas table where they thought up concepts, for the most part, but they probably just made a list of things, offshored it to probably india, said (do this bare minimum) did 2 test runs and said "YEP!" and slapped it on. It's kinda funny honestly.
>>529832748i hate designs like destroy all 5 enemy helicopters (paleto bay, chumash, terminal, dowtown, sandy shores) and it is gates away behind the sparrow, because you need rockets and the fastest air vehicle you can spawn in missions
you just feel it's meant to be shit for beginning players (I'm not but I hate forced play styles behind grinder gear)
>>529832759Yep. And again, the degree to which it's obvious it was slapped on is one of the biggest problems, like they just placed assets, and waypoints and called it a day, there's almost nothing particular about it, nor any little things changed particularly for it to make it decent (like the abundant invisible walls in the sub). It's seems like a lazy job.
>>529726726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGeTHGSRChw
stay mad lad
>>529834997you know I will love gta6 and you will get upset about this being ingame
>>529835207I guess you can pretend to be a slut woman in the game!
>>529836173We are literally forced to unless you can skip playing Lucia.
>RDO finally gets actually new content
>download the game and boot it up
>every time I fast travel from my camp I crash
let me guess, cheaters?
>>529839431jej
use less explosives
>>529839682Didn't use any until trying to get him off the bed.
>>529839431rip, restart. that mission is so annoying too
>>529837624Yea
>>529839431Clipped into again where you cannot grab em?
>>529827524I don't think the liveries are time limited, only on discount.
>>529827524Consider the Liberty City and Los Venturas license plates of the current stealable plates.
Patriot Smoke for any tires you want to apply it to.
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Fun(infuriating) fact.
On the union depository job, your personal car can get stolen by a randomly invincible, unjackable NPC who drives off to fuck off nowhere and starts going in circles up by Chumash.
Also, when I discovered this just now, this happened.
https://litter.catbox.moe/9lxroreemprd5mk8.mp4
If I didn't know better, I would be suspecting I might have triggered some piracy prevention mechanics or something.
>>529844770I would guess that if you were on the road above, that truck is scripted to be in the way while you drive.
Hi
in VI, there are putt putt, batting cages, table hockey, and table tennis mini games to play Online.
>>529844770this happened to me as well but he was driving around merryweathers HQ.
I could only get him to leave by pitting him until the vehicle flipped and then he fucked off
>>529831285>>529831930>>529832759Did this guy just moan or did he offer alternative ways of doing shit?
>>529845691You're talking to 2 Anons, firtstly. Secondly, why the kneejerk neagative response?
>or did he offer alternative ways of doing shit?Better ways are implicit in some of the things I pointed out but it's really besides the point. I said it was a case study on bad design, I was asked to elaborate. I did. It doesn't take a genius to see it.
>>529846656>It doesn't take a genius to see it.By which I mean, to see that the mission isn't well designed.
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Fuck it, here's another fun fact.
You can win clothing you already own on the lucky wheel.
>>529846656> I could make my own game and literally mog the whole of gta online.This was the interesting part, I was informing whether you actually got to this or not.
>>529847148Yup, i've won a ton of the clothing items multiple times
would be REALLY nice if they expanded the clothing catalog for the wheel spins to include ALL clothing items in the game and it would re-roll the item if you already owned the one it rolled first.
>>529847148You can also "win" clothing and not fucking win it. I won some plate carrier, had to look online to see what/where it was, couldn't find it in my closet, and eventually found it at the store still waiting for me to pay full price for it
>>529847526Oh. I haven't. I just have some vague ideas writtend down, and if I'm to make my own things I'd have a lot to learn. I was mostly speaking on the mission design in refference to my observations plus a cursory idea of what makes level design or missions interesting. There's not exactly "one way" of doing if but you can pick out something bad when you see it. The McTony robery is bad even in reffernce to the same game's other missions.
>>529836789Lucia is not for slutting
>>529830727If you're 309 you should already have these maxed. Anyone with a triple digit level and unmaxed stats is a cheater.
>>529855241I'm over level 700 and I have been playing since launch day and I don't have my stealth or lung capacity maxed.
>>529855406Congratulations, you're just retarded.
>>529855465Lmao no I just have no need for the stat to be maxxed and I'm not autistic enough to waste my time going to do something specifically to train it up.
maybe don't make retarded sweeping statements that make you look dumb next time and I won't have to reply to your worthless comments proving you wrong.
g-guys, an effeminate german reported me for griefing and uploaded a video on jootube of me griefing and "teleport modding". should i cry myself to sleep?
>>529855656Rockstar gives you the option to send them a youtube/twitch VOD link to prove someone is cheating using the website report function.
I've done it a few times to hackers who thought they were immune since they were blocking in-game reports.
It sometimes takes a few weeks, but on several occasions I've gone back a week or two later and they've been banned, longest one took 6 or 8 weeks, but eventually was banned too.
>>529855889Yeah but I doubt they'll take action for griefing.
>>529856057Depends how egregious it was and if you were abusing game features.
Just because you CAN do something in the game doesn't mean it's not abusing the feature.
Like flying the MK2 upside down, technically not modding/hacking, but the game clearly doesn't INTEND you to use the MK2 in that manner and if you abuse that to grief people (since it makes you mostly immune to rockets) it can be a bannable offence despite being something the game lets you do without any external tools.
I love the contrast in the active disdain r* has for players compared to story mode. On one hand you have this beautiful hand crafted experience and on the other, you have the absolute worst the industry has to offer. They have no qualms wasting your fucking time in the endless grind unless you fork over cash for gta fun bux. There are a plentitude of missions are outright impossible to complete unless you fork over a significant amount of money or grind for vehicles, garages, and hangars.
>>529856373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h89U3g-3UGw
>>529856450That alone wont get you banned
>>529856450>teleport moddinghuh what?
Are G*rmans this much of pussy faggots they think this is "cheating"?
Me and my friend got literally bombarded by an Avenger while doing like a stupid casino mission and all we did after that was try to shoot it down, which we did and it ended up in a tank war in the middle of the street.
>>529856718>teleport moddingIt's those heist teleports where Lester gives you a prompt to start an OG or DD heist, and it either teleports you to an apartment or facility if you accept. Not that I needed it, but had to orbital him just before I left
>>529761658I paid some kid in Norilsk $5 CAD to spawn me 3 billion GTA money. It transferred over to enhanced too btw.
>>529759798go to cinema and pull up your phone for afking, they patched the taxi method
>>529814362Never going to happen because it doesn't sell sharkcards
I love losing a drag race because the game sabotages you.
>>529858438that's what you get for leading off the start. that negro bus driver hates YOU specifically
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what the fuck does this even mean
>>529857046(no it didn't)
>>529859519https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Slush_Fund
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>>529859615keep buying shark cards
someones doing the buying
>>529859796i legit dont buy shark cards but im just mad that my cheated in billions didnt transfer to enhanced LOL fuck you Bitch Bastard
>>529859845:(
one of my friends got hit with it too I have no idea what the criteria was
I'm pretty sure we even bought the gtao money from the same guy
>>529859790thanks lov my brain dont work so good these days
t. 30 yo boomer
>>529860172I'm 32 this month.
>>529859519These requirements are retarded lol, even tho I already did Cluckin Bell Farm Raid.
>Limited time vehicle with outfit that people had been begging to get for a while>Need to play a mission first to buy it even if you already have money for it
is it better to buy a salvage yard in LS or out in the sticks?
this woman has walked around the block 6 times and photographs me on her way past
>>529861115whatever is closest to your other properties i guess
boys if the writing in these gtao heists is anything to go by then GTA6 is going to be a smouldering crater
why is it unskippable too holy fuck
>>529799949>Do I need to end my jokes with /s like I'm on reddit?the schizo just targeted you in this thread
few threads ago was slicked hair guy
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>>529861115LS, no question.
You'll still get the odd trip to paleto(there is no avoiding it sometimes), with one of the current robberies(McTony/submarine) even ending with a drive from there in the stolen car, but I'd say a good 80-90% of the objectives are
>go to thing in city>get it back to salvage yardSo if you have the paleto location, you are adding like 10 minutes of driving to almost every assignment, of which each robbery(3 a week) have between 6 and 9.
Even for the current mctony robbery, the total traveling would be something like
>when starting assignments in Paleto>go to terminal/elysian island(~10km)>shoot guys and drive slow minisub to nearby dock>go to Paleto to start next assignment>go to either El burro/elysian(~10km) or Galilee(~4km but on back/offroads, right over mount chiliad)>go inside building, shoot guys, take thing and go back>one of the tasks is chumash, catfish or banning, so another half or full map drive from paleto>the second is also el burro, elysian or thomson scrapyard, so either full or half map driveBoth the optional tasks on this one I don't recommend, so here having the Paleto location over say strawberry would add like 50km of driving to doing all the tasks, in exchange for making the last drive short.
>playing my game driving around doing the mission
>some nigger on a flying motorcycle starts chasing me holding left click with infinity 40mm grenades
yeah now I'm remembering why I stopped playing this piece of shit
>>529658115newfag. people hated 5's story for years because it felt like a parody of GTA. the characters are all boring and whiny, and there's no real sense of progression because you're doing the same movie heist stuff over and over from start to finish.
>>529863697The dipshit gimmick is so easy to recognize now, show up, start shit, samefag the next few posts to pretend you have a following that agrees with you, then leave a few hours after when nobody organically gives a shit about what you say, rinse and repeat.
Never even posts about playing the game either.
>>529654545What about Kanye West - Heil Hitler?
>>529792565say sorry 1000 times
>>529654545>kesha is in VI>doesnt use emo boy songdamn there really is no talent left at rockstar
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>>529500115Tis a small world fellow Jacksonian. Don't worry about it.
Anyway, ready for the big day today.
>>529822539>not ramming through the fencedo you even
>>529844770weird shit happening in this garage, yesterday there was a car parked in the getaway spot, despawned as soon as I parked next to it
also a lady in a suv insisted on parking in the same spot later, threatened her with a gun and all the guards in the bank got alerted after I got there (broken window?)
>>529845180no bowling or pool?
>>529888731i forget that fences are destructible
>>529864781>infinity 40mm grenadesyou ain't wrong though but they aren't infinite, in fact there's a very limited amount of them and just yesterday i saw some guy destroy someone's cargo on an mk2 while i was on mine, decided it's time for karma and started an oppressor battle with him which ended very awkwardly when both of us ran out of rockets and decided to be on our way
>>529865675>people hated 5's story for years because it felt like a parody of GTAThe story? No they hated the politics. The story was just gangsters reuniting. Do you even understand what you are saying?
The story was great. There was ludonarrative dissonance that ruined the actual game. R* thought it was smart or clever to have your characters go on with their lives if you switch between them, but it alienated players that you don't really are that character. It felt like you never had control over them. I get it the mute character sucks for great narratives, but you see it work better in online.
https://youtu.be/PfQGFTeGKVw?feature=shared&t=27
R* are dogshit at writing. Whoever came up with this is a braindead debilnik.
>>529894897>The story? No they hated the politics. The story was just gangsters reuniting. Do you even understand what you are saying?>R* are dogshit at writing. Whoever came up with this is a braindead debilnik.
>>529895830side filler is not part of the main story but cute Motte and bailey attempt
>>529895830You know, enjoying cheating and open relationships literally is what liberals wants.
>>529435568>We get it. You like cocks and wished you could've experienced clubbing in the 2000's. Personally, vinewood Boulevard radio has been my choice>>529833852Case in point that this is the audience of /vg/ that also will suck up VI once it drops.
>>529896886lol independent of it's politics even if you removed them from GTA V, it would still have shit writing GTA V is one of Rockstars worst works in general.
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>>529897397Fair point and I won't deny it. Honestly I cannot name a single game that has a mature 18+ rating but actual writing for adults. I am a millennial but I hate millennial writing in modern games. Was better when 60+ year old baby boomers wrote plots. The 52 year old gen X cunts already were bad news.
Edit:
Yup fucking called it, Dan Houser is gen X, he is actually 51
From here on out we get dialogues as in Borderlands 3 and 4, when the franchise died.
>>529897642Yeah, I mean I know it's easy to just say "oh it's Politics" but this is just white dude boardroom writing, like a bunch of boomers trying to sound hip with the youth.
Nothing in this game lands and I think it was a massive waste of good voice acting and returning characters.
Like every one of the protagonists has the potential to be really good but they are all written like shit.
Every NPC has the potential to be really good but they are all written like shit.
This entire game feels like Rockstar having an identity crisis after how people perceived GTA IV, it's like Saints Row devolution into just random shit for the sake of random.
I hope they can turn it back honestly because it's clear with the latest content update with the guy pulling out those shoes with toes that they can't fucking understand that it's not funny anymore, nor charming, it's just exhausting if not annoying.
>>529898042>is just white dude boardroom writinglike calling someone white male invalidates them at all, majority of customers is
>like a bunch of boomers trying to sound hip with the youththat's again a valid point, but who do you want to write it with? my girl Billie Eilish and some mumble rapper? she is so real for being like this frfr
see what I did? zoomer lore just alienates another half of the player base, it is very hard to find a tone that will work for any generation. that is why I was shitting on my generation and gen X, these are the worst. a 23 y/o brainrot zoomette at least has some appeal to me.
>Like every one of the protagonists has the potential to be really good but they are all written like shit.And again I will totally agree, they probably tried to appeal to too many people at once and wasted money in development. Is the best argument that you see how they limit it to 2 chars in GTA6? That's 33% of dev costs saved.
Let me bring some pic up to check.
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Cannot find per character, but if you assume it is evenly split, that really limits character development for all chars.
69/3=23
versus 100 for CJ alone
>Every NPC has the potential to be really good but they are all written like shit.It's to long for me to have a real opinion on this, in online I agree, they are cardboard cutouts. In singleplayer I liked strangers and freaks and the guy who lost his lucky charm wallet. He didn't care for the money in it, just that it travelled with him around the world.
That's good enough writing when I remember it after a decade.
>This entire game feels like Rockstar having an identity crisis after how people perceived GTA IV, it's like Saints Row devolution into just random shit for the sake of random.With the alien suits and weapons I can relate. This is what killed SR4 completely with their matrix simulation plot. Though aliens on Halloween work. Should be a limited time per year. Railguns and explosive rounds feel a must now, even in regular PvE.
>>529898042>I hope they can turn it back honestly because it's clear with the latest content update with the guy pulling out those shoes with toes that they can't fucking understand that it's not funny anymore, nor charming, it's just exhausting if not annoying.It's actually non-woke. Tech-bros and silicon valley type guys are assholes. Though the hobbit shoes were so 2014, I read that long ago in a tech mag for nerds. Vibram Fivefingers. Nearly forgot about them. Strong proof these writers are still stuck in plots that people would only get a whole decade ago.
For me it was not fun or cringe, it just felt nostalgic and so out of touch.
>>529898718>like calling someone white male invalidates them at all, majority of customers isIts not about them being just white males but it's that type of white male that has a complete dissonance with reality, they tend to have a level of self hatred that makes them try too hard to fit with a society that hates them thinking its gonna increase profits
>With the alien suits and weapons I can relate. This is what killed SR4 completely with their matrix simulation plot. Though aliens on Halloween work. Should be a limited time per year. Railguns and explosive rounds feel a must now, even in regular PvE.To me it's more than just the gear and the costumes and what no, it's about the general vibe of the writing, GTA IV took itself incredibly seriously but people thought it was too dark/depressing to feel like GTA and GTA V was just the complete opposite and they took it too far in the other direction.
You need serious but the serious was downplayed by comedic writing and quippy dialogue every other line.
>Cannot find per character, but if you assume it is evenly split, that really limits character development for all chars.I agree I think you should have only one character and if you want to expand in the same universe you make addons like Episodes From Liberty City, or Vice City Stories or Liberty City Stories.
>>529898994Never said it was woke btw, my point was that even if you removed the woke you would have shit scenes like the finger shoes anyways, because this game is literally stuck in a past that was never popular or had a long lasting impact on society.
Compared to other games where you revisit you know post 9/11 american society, 80's drug rush, 90's racial and gang tensions in the west coast.
They were while having funny moments here and there, taking itself seriously in the presentation and how the characters talk and behave.
To put it in laymans terms, SA, VC, IV and kinda every other GTA is timeless, GTA V was outdated very quick after release.
>>529782724I dont even do Cayo Perico Anymore. I just Do Dr.Dres because it's alot easier to do and it's great while waiting for you MC businesses to Fill up.
>>529898718>TLAD Klebitz bro9/10
personal favourite of mine
>CJ8/10
worked for me as whitey
>Michael7/10
grew on me after he was less miserable for being so rich and bored
>Franklin6/10
a character so bland, could only care for him after online made him better
>Niko5/10
am from Poland and the idgaf Eastern European trope is boring to me, though I think he was Balkans with that last name
>Tommy Vercetti4/10
Scarface was Cuban and not Italian so minus from me
>gay tony protag3/10
bland and forgotten
>Claude2/10
too sterile for me, don't care for him
>Trevor1/10
self-contradicting fuckhead written by a 13 year old
IMHO my subjective opinion and not any objective truth
>>529900081>johnny the jew>9/10
>>529900000What a massive waste.
>>529900240NTA, but Jonhny is great in TLAD despite being a jew. His take on Luis is atrocious, he's the most fun character out of all 3 GTAIV protags
>>529900240Tell me they wouldn't work so well in online right now as gang with all these clowns in red and white kitchen towels and sandals. I ain't dying on the side of some wannabe nuke oil country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQYm0lp5yEQ
>>529900395i strongly fucking disagree about him being a 9/10 and it has nothing to with him being a jew
what was so great about him? because i don't remember a single thing about him except for the cuck thing
>>529901043>IMHO my subjective opinion and not any objective truthit's hard for you to accept, i know
maybe make your own ranking than bitching about other people being different
you know someone will call you out on your rating too and it won't even be me since I understand the concept of different opinions
>>529900081I disagree with Tommy, Johnny, CJ, Franklin, Niko and Luis, but i hate number ratings so its better to say why i like them and why i dislike them.
>TommyVery proactive, one of the few characters who isn't just being hand held by everyone around him to do things, good commanding personality and Liotta rocks.
>JohnnySadly he ends up being treated like a bitch and he never grows that spine that you want a character to grow when you play as him, sadly he was treated as a geek and i guess it was poetic that his downfall was caused by the girl that ruined his life multiple times and who he said he was gonna ditch for his own good.
>CJHe is a good character but I think that they downplayed the importance of him wanting to leave the gang life and kinda put his brother on a pedestal too much, even when he branches out and makes a living on his own, the game just forces him to go back to the gang mentality he tried to escape because his brother convinces him that it's the right thing to do, comically regressing all the development he had through the game as an individual, similar to Johnny in a sense.
>FranklinThe only thing i liked was his interaction with Lamar, it felt honest and real.
When you have a friend and you took two different paths that lead to different outcomes but both don't really want to lose each other due to their life choices. Other than that he is a worse CJ.
>NikoThe most real character in the franchise, I can feel him every time he starts to talk because I can feel a person who is just so tired of life and how shitty it is even when he tried to better himself and those around him, I like him a lot.
>LuisA really fun character to play around, his friendship with Gay Tony is great, he is a stand up guy trying to do good for the people around him, family and friends equally, also he isn't scared to drop truth bombs on the people he cares about to see them improve themselves too.
>>529901043The cuck thing wasn't a... well, thing until V, and V Johnny sucks ass. He was great to me because his story is about the struggles he goes through to keep his made family together, putting up with a terrible leader, a worse underling, politicians extorting him, and eventually having to break into a prison from the front gate to keep them out of trouble. I think it's an endearing story that works with him because he's not perfect, but still got what it takes to run the gang.
His entire character in TLAD was him making the most with what he got, which was never going to be enough in the first place.
>>529901412It's not about agreeing or disagreeing but respecting other's opinions. Depending where you live in the world some characters will resonate better or worse with you.
I think you can explain very well and way better than me why you exactly like certain characters more than others.
We also must keep in mind we may have played the games not in the same years and maybe not even replayed them the same amount of times.
This is not a competition and I really respect that you see things differently, it's just like an opinion and not to shit on you or me as a person.
Sadly my reality is that I will struggle to identify with Lucia and Jason because of where I live. I don't really know these type of people. One thing about jokes that makes them work is they are relatable. Jason and Lucia are not relatable for me.
>>529901651This and it is only later fixed in a dialogue with Ron and Trevor. TLAD Johnny would have whacked Trevor's ass, GTA V Johnny was broken and that retcon is on J* alone.
>>529902027Oh not my post wasn't to be like this is the real rating of character, just that I agreed with some things but I wanted to give just my perspective on them sort of to give a different view on the same characters, it wasn't like a criticism to your post, just more like a good conversation about the franchise and what draws us to these characters in particular.
Which is cool to be able to you know discuss some of the older games and why we stuck with the franchise for so long, what made us feel they went to the wrong path and what made us feel they were on the right track.
I agree that worldviews and the media we consume shape our fondness for the characters.
Tommy is my personal favorite but it has a lot of things attached to him and the game that resonate with me, I'm a huge fan of the whole empire building it's just kino power fantasy for me, same reason why I like Scarface story in The World Is Yours where you "survive" the end of the movie and have to rebuild everything from scratch, the 80's vibe, the neon, the drug dealings, the betrayals.
It just hits with the things I like in crime dramas.
As for Jason and Lucia I feel you, If i had to be real im past the point of playing character with their own personalities and i prefer games that let me be the one who decides how they behave and what is their moral compass and what not.
Online could had been a great avenue for this but even when taking advantage of a mute character the game refused to let us shape our PC through dialogue and possibly, maybe, choices in the game missions.
>>529901651>The cuck thing wasn't a... well, thing until Vyeah, i misremembered, he was just simping for Ashley while she was fucking Billy and then Ray
>He was great to me because his story is about the struggles he goes through to <...>so he's basically like Niko but he's a biker
>>529903041>so he's basically like Niko but he's a bikerYeah, the difference to me was that Niko was somewhat justified with him being a fish out of water, while Johnny was simply a pushover. Now, why would I consider this a good thing? I don't, I just like flawed characters when their flaws play straight into the story that surrounds them.
Which is why I also consider his characterization in V so egregious, he was put there to be a punching bag, for shock value, and nothing else.
>>529902901>As for Jason and Lucia I feel you, If i had to be real im past the point of playing character with their own personalities and i prefer games that let me be the one who decides how they behave and what is their moral compass and what not.It would be a great plot mechanic if Lucia and Jason had different routes of achieving something in missions. Just how online had getaway driver and point man. Your idea to control the moral compass yourself akin to maybe a Mass Effect system with binary yes/no or kill/spare choices would be fun too. I know it cannot totally have meaningful consequences to the end and that every choice carries over, but it could decide if you get a dark or light hearted ending. I just want to see different reactions.
>Lucia blasts some guys head off>What the fuck Lucia?Like that
>Online could had been a great avenue for this but even when taking advantage of a mute character the game refused to let us shape our PC through dialogue and possibly, maybe, choices in the game missions.With how cardboard the NPCs are, it wouldn't hurt to have some react to us differently. Selecting the stealth/juggernout loadouts from whiteboards is boring. There should be crates in the mission and you dress up there and Lester says something witty "Oh, you want to go in loud? What do you want me to write on the wreath that I put up next to your coffin? I assume it won't be an open casket."
>>529435568radio broker
sometimes vladivostok fm but only when they're playing gruppa krovi
>>529868724Only if you (You) me 1000 times
>It's another save data could not be downloaded from the Rockstar cloud servers episode
>>529906604sheesh i haven't seen that error since PS3 GTAO launch days
>>529906758It's once every 2 months for me
>>529435568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XdYnh729IQ
You massive fruit!
>>529458960Radio muted and actually enjoying the shitty ambient tracks that are meant to distract you on missions? Baka desu, better be bait and not serious.
How do you cope with playing what is essentially the Fortnite of video games?
>>529909983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQHH9aXorKQ
>low effort bait posting for free thread bumpskys
I just this moment did NOT bump btw
i prefer normal battles to the new telegram missions.
Cant migrate my legacy character, so im starting from scratch. I went with the nightclub start. Whats the current money strat?
>>529919572Get the Acid Lab first and foremost
>>529441601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezSmyt4tuBE
Heyyy welcome to my crib! Any spot free in the cover and what are you up to on independence day?
imagine having a cute southern belle gf.
don't like red dead posting in the gta general
but I understand
i didn't know you can actually enter the wardrobe in saint denis clothing vendor.
>>529924039just imagine it's gta but with horses, it'll get easier.
>>529924285I just think it's a pity Red Dead isn't big enough to warrant its own general
yo the albany hermes is free this week
>>529923885>>529582836Is the update good? I had it installed early 2025 but I got dynamite spammed the moment I entered a lobby. R* didn't still didn't add EasyAC to it i bet.
>>529924437no, the new content is just telegram missions which were already pointless, and cheaters are so rampant now you basically have to use the private lobby mod if you want to play
>>529924425I don't need a 3rd Hermes
>>529906604I still can't play
It's a decade old game for fuck's sake
>>529924628Thanks for telling it's not worth the effort to download again. It's a bit sad since it was enjoyable to play with a friend. At least horses are probably in VI from what some dev screens showed.
Is it just me or are randoms in this game a special kind of retarded
>>529924437>>529924628i'm hoping with the patent hint towards dedicated servers for VI it will make it a lot more difficult for fags to spam mod menu nonsense
>>529927881>are randoms in this game a special kind of retarded?most underage third worlders simply are
>>529927881Considering that it isn't unusual for someone attacking to accidentally kill themselves, I'd say yes.
>>529928142Dedicated and cheater free huh? I'd almost pay for that. Who'da thunk that running scripts on a server not controlled by the cheater keep the script host safe, kek.
>>529921627>>529441601Made another one and I like you can do vertical pics in editor. The controls are a bit outdated and that you have to record a pose is a bit awkward. Hopefully there will be an in world photo mode in six with poses and a pause menu like in Cyberpunk 2077. Love how that polish game does everything wrong but gets the photomode just right.
>>529930964Even silly assets have an okay polycount and nicer textures in EE. Maybe larping as ingame photographer in the next game will be fun. Photogravure filter and monochrome pics in RDO were fun too.
Any news on the Itashi livery that supposed to be for the Jester Classic drift conversions? It was a Wasabi Kitty livery. Did it drop yet? I had hoped to acquire it.
>>529931371Last pic for a while. Will need new outfits and poses to do anything original after these. I'm lazy after being stuck on 55 million and waiting for mansions to make me broke. I only grind after hitting zero and then go to 100 mil and spend. There is nothing I don't own in property. Cars I limit myself to my 20-30 favourite ones.
>>529932356https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Jester_Classic_(Drift_Tune)
Marked "Unreleased" when you expand the wiki entry with liveries. Unless the wiki geeks didn't edit the page yet. Drip feed's slow af.
>>529932903I was still typing man..
>>529932903>>529932990Hopefully it won't be sone GTA+ exclusive thing.
>>529933518all you need to do for that is get some paypig to sell you his car at the LSCM
>>529933518>exclusiveness on any contentthe early access thing they pulled on vehicles rustled me a bit
can wait a few weeks but they better not rattle our freed edition cage any further
>>529933685so literally any redditor?
>>529921627Same thing I do every July 4th, "ironically" wearing a flag swimsuit all day cause it's "funny".
>>529930964So we're doing the patriot cover, I guess this one kinda fits? But I'd prefer something more explicit than just dollar bills.
I can add these on the next no-theme cover if there's not enough space for them.
>>529822369>from the world's greatest countrybased
>>529934685>Same thing I do every July 4th, "ironically" wearing a flag swimsuit all day cause it's "funny".H-hot?
>So we're doing the patriot cover, I guess this one kinda fits?Sorry, I am only Chinese-American in spirit and got no passport. That means I'm lazy af rn.
>I can add these on the next no-theme cover if there's not enough space for them.Please put me on the next cover, that works well for me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckM_TklU_AQ
do you like this?
>But I'd prefer something more explicit than just dollar bills.Well unless I get bukakked online in clear, red and blue Blรชuter'd champagne I cannot think of anything explicit. Can you jump start my drug addled mind please?
>>529935585>got no passportdon't worry, most Americans don't have a passport either.
>>529935585Well for starters there's all the Independence day clothing, there's also plenty of flags all over the city, and all the car liveries.
Your character not being American makes it even better.
>>529936035>Well for starters there's all the Independence day clothing, there's also plenty of flags all over the city, and all the car liveries.Okay I feel motivated enough to try another take. Probs will get myself a Dodge Charger with General Lee livery and wear these outfits. The sparkling heels were always my favourite of the set.
>Your character not being American makes it even better.Thanks!
>>529935850Me IRL kek'ing to this post behind a chain linked fence in an underground camp with only raw milk and cornbread to eat.
Oh there's also the Weapon liveries.
Make sure to put them on the AK or that French gun that I don't know the name of for maximum patriotism.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
So in my curiosity I searched "french rifle" and wikipedia is the first result.
What does FAMAS stand for? "Fusil d'Assaut de la Manufacture d'Armes de Saint-รtienne"
"Fusil d'Assaut" huh? sounds weirdly close to Assault rifle...
>Type: Bullpup assault rifle
Why the fuck have guntards been saying that "assault rifles aren't a real thing" when a literal gun is named "ASSAULT RIFLE"
Jesus Christ... I knew they were disingenuous but this is ridiculous.
if they begin updating RDO once again i really hope they will let us take the scope off the carcano rifle.
>>529940052assault rifle is a selective fire rifle chambered in intermediate cartridge, battle rifles on the other hand are chambered in full-power cartridge. vidya often uses weird naming conventions for guns for diferrent reasons.
>>529924860restart the game and reset your router
>it's a stuck in black so you suspend/resume process just to continue playing the fucking game episode
>>529942595>buzzkill anon awakens
>>529934685>>529936035ๆๆฏไธๅ็พๅฝ็ฑๅฝ่
ใไธญๅฝๅฟ
ๆญป,ๅฝ็ถ!
I might be overcompensating at this point..
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>>529271695 (OP)heres some glowies to celebrate the americans. you're welcome gtag
How much is the Nightclub alone gonna cost me complexively?
I own every single other business, that's why I'm asking.
>>529944853Nothing much, the side businesses for the technicians are the major cost factor so you produce more than the mere safe income.
it's fairly easy and you don't need the upgrades on the side biz even for max cash, skip the red ones, they are shit. you could have all in paleto bay and it wouldn't matter.
Also get the La Mesa one and all floors. Nice road access, cheap and not busy with cunts when you play public lobbies.
>>529945515to back my facts up further talking about assholes killing you when you exit a business
>>529767941is that the drift truck?
>>529945204Yeah but how much. I need numbers my kind anon.
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>>529949379But I am not your google search! La Mesa barebones is 1.5 million. The overpriced one with everything is picrel. Visit the locations before you buy and look if you can handle them.
>>529949596I mean the technicians, my sweet dense friend.
Thanks anyway, I'll google it out from here.
>>529950359Each floor gets you one wagie slave for free. And you want this.
>>529940052>Why the fuck have guntards been saying that "assault rifles aren't a real thing" when a literal gun is named "ASSAULT RIFLE"youre mixing up classifications and clasification under american law and american domestic politics
I'd explain it but I'd probably get hit for off topic
5x storage should be 460k so very decent
any limited cars in LSCM or Simeon?
Tired of the clickbait gtatube ecoosystem.
if i buy https://www.cdkeys.com/it_it/grand-theft-auto-v-5-premium-online-edition-whale-shark-card-bundle-pc-cd-key
will i get the megalodon money on my steam account, or do i have to make a new one through their dogshit rockstar launcher
>>529951492pooborama doesn't clickbait and you can skip his videos that rehash and explain old money making methods
if he got nothing to talk about you just see right away
are the claimable vehicles of the salvage yard for you too boring?
>>529951492For me It's HarmNone
>>529951641do you have a social overlay if you press HOME on keyboard?
>>529951698https://www.youtube.com/@pooborama4608/videos
shilling him, guy is an actual nerd and not some eceleb fag like mrassftw, saintsfag or the literal bot tgaygay
>>529951847>HarmNoneI check him out
https://www.youtube.com/@Gtamen/videos
is still worth a mention
>>529940052Listen closer, they're saying "Assault WEAPONS" aren't a real thing. Assault Rifle is an actual class of weapons, the name and classifying features derived from the WW2 Sturmgewahr, meaning its a Rifle designed for Assaulting ("storming") an enemy position. People involved or educated in weapon and military fields will recognize what you're talking about.
Assault Weapon, on the other hand, is a term invented by American politicians trying to ban guns which they think look intimidating, culminating in the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban. Their intention with this name was to delegitimize their ownership, trying to associate these Weapons with the crime of Assault and insisting there's no legitimate reason for a civilian to have one (eg. "No one NEEDS an AR-15). Its worth noting that the AWB covered many non-rifle firearms, namely pistols and shotguns, and that the definition of what makes a weapon an Assault Weapon is very arbitrary. The law was criticized by its proponents for being easy to find loopholes (because the criteria were based on ancillary features not part of their core functionality), and state-level laws enacted after this one expired vary widely in classification.
There plenty of actual Assault Rifles out there, and they're accurately referred to as such, but no one who actually knows about firearms would use the phrase Assault Weapon except to complain about a gun control law which uses that label.
>>529952937>>529940052/k/ guys, are you alright?
>>529951698>>529952907I like him, he's not scummy, and he does deliver most of the time, but his recent video on cayo perico buffs really wasn't about much of a buff at all. I was hoping, and expecting to hear that they walked by their obscene Merc update nerfs and the absolutely ridiculous scaling, but no, it's still eternal 900k no matter what I do forever and ever without end. I literrally cannot make more than that 99% of the time. I have to wonder, in fact, if they literally just program peoples acounts and discriminate based on suggestion submissions and R* support tickets.
Constantly getting stuck in infinite loading screens is killing this game for me
>>529955226Do you get cocaine and go for the elite challenge?
>>529955350And why do you want to be in a public cheater lobby and not do this on PC:
1) launch story mode
2) go online private/invite only
>>529955629Well, that's chance based, usually, I always find some little way to mess up because I'm eternally a pleb so I cost myself time, and I typically just see what's on the airstrip and go straight to the drainage pipe. Because of the payment scaling it just seems impossible for me to get anything other than about 900k, and the elite challenge I usually get, still (if I remember correctly, I guess I have to put it to the test) still get about 900k considering the now 100k (as opposed to the previous 25k) heist start fee, post the mercenaries update nerfs.
I've tried replay glitches befor but I'm just bad with the timing. I'm retarded and gay at the end of the day. Will see what changes but I feel like I've done almost everything.
>>529958026Maybe DrDre skips and Cluckin Bell is better for you. Perma cayo grind would personally drive me insane, really hate that whole island design.
>>529958625What are the Dre skips?
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>>529943945Very nice. No such thing as "overcompensating" the sillier the better.
Hopefully you appreciate the framing, lol.
>>529944678We used this before.
>>529950741Nah, I had people tell me that "assault rifles aren't a real thing, it's a made up term used by Hollywood and video games"
>>529952937>Listen closer, they're saying "Assault WEAPONS" aren't a real thingI know what I heard, maybe they didn't know how to argue, that's not on me.
>>529959248I've never seen somebody so eager to fight strawmen before.
>>529959248>Hopefully you appreciate the framing, lol.LGTM, tysm cover anon!
>>529956027gta 5 map really fucking sucks looking back
>>529958625This seems right to me. Am I retarded and fembrained?
>>529960057my issue with it is they didn't take risks to expand north and just dare to put the casino and mansions there
paleto bay should have been "rich retarded retired boomer" place and crazy vegas shooter guy exactly fitted that trope
>>529960463youre right. most women do pic rel
there was a shit storm on /vt/ where a bunch of women outed themselves with it
>>529960463>This seems right to me. Am I retarded and fembrained?Sorry, you are a woman, you cannot reprodude the square on the left by that volume. Your flask magically emptied by 50%. You better own the thigh highs already.
>>529960770That's pretty funny.
>>529959593You're overestimating how much arguing was done.
I don't have much tolerance for this level of blatant lying.
>>529960804I can tell you have yours on already.
>>529962213for laughs here is what participants reported (leftmost is a child), rightmost is the true answer, middle are mostly women
>>529962347in your dreams anon
>>529960804Uh... I'm confused...
>>529962789>>529960463Your line has the right angles (good physics) but it needs to be further up or you lost half the liquid (volume wrrong).
>>529962978Semantics, no values were given
>>529963806just guess, you don't need the analytically correct solution. just cannot end in the corner either or you only have one of the triangles by volume if you imagine the grey square as 2 triangles
>>529960804did you want to be more fembrained?
>>529945827hello
>>529959248oh it wasnt for the cover, it was to celebrate the jew states
>>529963806Yeah, the question says right there in the text that the only part of a correct answer is respecting gravity. Anons expanded it to a volume problem but that's idiotic with no measurements.
>>529962559And this proves it. The problem with the women's answers was never volume related. They literally just did not understand gravity. Seems hard to believe this is true, though.
>>529959248>>529950741nta and not a burger, but I guess because most ARs are semi-auto carbines unless you bump stock them or have some weird upgrade in them with that spring
don't worry about off-topic, retarded US laws and weapons is a very GTA subject. most weapons in ammunation would be so fucking illegal.
>>529964816>don't worry about off-topic, retarded US laws and weapons is a very GTA subject. most weapons in ammunation would be so fucking illegal.to go on about this GTA subject
>>529965108still not confused enough about what weapons in GTA totally should not sold be at ammunation?
>>529965576Not a problem for invite-only sessions
>>529965736The bonus is always worth it I think, if you know you can get away with it, and I typically do.
>>529965708I think that covers all weapons in GTA, as the biker update brought exactly some of these AK models
>>529965847When you consider the times someone griefs you and the times you get a lobby where you can't be CEO, it adds up.
I'd rather just never deal with either issue.
Sitting on $80M+ in my bank either way.
>>529533472>>529660738so is cover 89 finished or not?
>>529966528nevermind I'm dum and searched the thread in reverse search order
how do you choose between your children?
>>529948474No it's the Yosemite, the one you buy at Benny's before you upgrade it
>>529967308I drive (or fly) to a place to do x thing, then make sure I leave in a different vehicle to go to another place to do y thing. I make sure I also don't pick the same vehicles as the days before. Although I do have a few favourites I use more often
>>529958026Don't be too hard on yourself. You'll get it eventually.
