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>I have a question about Monster Hunter!
https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK

>MH Wilds
Wilds info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/
Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/schedule
TU2 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAf4Z4rCpK4 [Embed]
Update information: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.020.00.00.html
Why (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg

>Older game emulation and multiplayer/Frontier
https://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY

>Databases
https://kiranico.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex

>Where does /vg/ play?
Post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)

>/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)
https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3

Previous thread: >>529176083

I love huntresses

post the goon mod version

It hurts so fucking much to admit it but the Fifth Fleet won.

>>529274013
and delete the previous version then reactivate
its that simple

>30 fps
>All monsters are shit
>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Unskippable walking segments
>No endgame
>No Elder Dragons
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No challenge
>No MH language
Is this the worst game of all time?

My icefang gs elem crit draw build only does 250-300
Am I good for alatreon or nah?

>>529274314
Thank you friend

>>529274548
just have ice attack 5 and you'll be okay.

why is my hunteress in the OP

>>529274763
gooning ritual

>he isn't a solo hunter

To the Anon I sent really spicy nudes yesterday after the Rise lumu.
I was drunk and stupid. But it's fucked up for you to sextort me over it. Yes I was out of line but I don't deserve to have my life ruined over it.

>>529274913
shut the hell up mang0

>>529274913
you deserve what you get you whore

>>529274548
you don't actually need that much element to hit the threshold
hell, you don't need it at all if you're solo

I've played 3U but never fought lucent so this'll be my first time in sunbreak. Wish me luck

>>529274763

Rise and World rooms tonight?

>>529276231
hahahahahahaha

hon hon le roar

>>529276313
Is there something wrong you little freakshow

just use the men's bathroom, paolo

>>529275782
triple carted at 14 min
see through cat too strong

Lagi TOMORROW and the thread is this dead, what the fuck

>>529277246
well it's only half lagi so who cares

>>529277246
Because it's "tomorrow" and not "today. It's not like I'm playing MH in preparation for tomorrow. TU2 is going to be the first time I pick up Wilds in like a month.

>>529277246
>0.7 posts per minute
no this is about the speed we've been the last couple days outside of certain periods of fast posting which usually subside quickly

>>529276369
why did you make this

>>529277645
why not?

Goss Harag is one of the few previous ice monsters that would make sense in the dogshit Wyverian Ruins. Smaller enclosed spaces and blizzards fit him.

>>529277465
>TU2
What is this exactly? Havent played Wilds myself in ages, I am out of the loop

>>529277246
Dead game
Dead franchise
Dead thread

/mhg/ wilds blacklist
>alcoholism HR999
>Wrath the Furious HR999
>Vull HR999
>the behemoth cope HR999
>Seph HR999
>LiteTeel HR999
>Albert HR999
>Mush HR998
remember to block this clique when TU2 releases

>>529277740
the mexican version was more than enough and besides you'd have to put on brocoli hair, change tigrex skin tone to brown and have it hold a french tacos to be realistic

>>529277645
if this thread wasn't so gay more people would be fucking around on ms paint to make their local tigrex

>>529277246
I dont even think I'll bother reinstalling for this tbhdesu
The steve teaser reminded me that we'll have to go through another 10 minutes of forced cutscene bullshit just for a monster that will die in 5, I don't see the point when I can just play a monhun game I'll actually enjoy

>>529278432
i doodled two dozen shit for this thread over the years but i've been dry on inspiration for the last 3

>>529276231
Sunbreak room now! (PC)

PfXJKPL31PWWA1ae

>>529278303
if you want one in your image you should do it yourself little bownoid

I never cared much about artian weapons because they are ugly as sin but since we are getting the layered option decided to go for a perfect roll. And I got one, after one hour of rerolls

This "end game" weapon trash is the worse part of Wilds, just bring back something like the kulve or safi raids

>>529277926
Title Update newbro. Comes with 2 new monsters, weapon layering and weapons bancing.

>>529278840
those systems still suck ass i'm not sure what kind of drug you're on
personally i didn't interact with the artian shit because the power boost compared to the normal weapons fully upgraded is abysmally low
my armor isn't fully upgraded either since mainline loves to drip feed you armor spheres

>>529278840
>>529279160
Artian weapons are boring but they're introducing basically quiros crafting 2.0 in TU3 which is by far the best MH end game system to date

>>529278626
there, doodle over it (you)r country's tigrex

>>529279126
Just say it's an update. Anyways, cheers, anon

>>529278726
damn why you gotta do this when it's zzzz time fug

I HAVE YOU NOW YOU SMELLY BITCH

>>529279160
There isnt much need for artians except to make easier the AT challenges

>>529277246
Good, Wilds destroyed Monster Hunter and we\re all rightfully abandoning the franchise after Capcom's betrayal. If only the holdouts would shut up and fuck off so this series can finally die.

>>529279413
It's just a naming convention to distinguish it from something like a small bugfix patch. It ain't that deep.

>>529279295
i thought wilds tu3 will craftable rng talismans and tu4 will be artian upgrades

i didn't play enough risebreak to do qurios crafting

>>529279593
>Capcom's betrayal
Easy anon, Im sure youll get Rise 2 for your GameBoy

pov: you are fighting uth duna.

>>529279295
will they do weapon qurious augments or armor or both, desu I feel like weapon augmenting was way more overtuned than armor, you essentially can double your dps maxxing the weapon

>>529279795
>>529280265
I'll be real with you chief I actually have no idea on the specifics I only know there's a similar system coming that fleshes out the end game more.

>>529280398
i don't see how being able to kill the late game monsters faster is gonna give me any enjoyement out of the game

>>529280538
They are adding 9* monsters
Nothing can stop the HP bloat

>>529280398
there's not a lot of concrete details yet

there's a mini director letter on twitter/steam but not on the official site (yet?)

>>529277112
Well I ate for insurance and managed to kill it in 25 min with 3 carts. That's a fun fight but honestly felt easier than goldian. Silverlos was the hardest so far. I took days to beat that fucker

>>529278303
Imagine being such a jaded piece of shit you manage to complain about some anon actually contributing OC to the thread and spew some /pol/ schizobabble

>>529280668
Stronger monsters, weaker weapons, does it really matter how they make hunts take half an hour even if you play flawlessly?

>>529280956
i drew more oc than you ever did and >muh /pol/ garbage doesn't have any weight when I literally live there retarded fucking bougnoule enabler

give me zinogre

hey it's that morrocan pretending to be french, long time no see

>>529277246
honestly i'm more hyped to hunt with anons in the lumu again, the game might be mediocre but the good times were real

>>529281119
Yes it does, what the hell kind of question is this?
Do you seriously think a 100k HP Great Jaggi would be anywhere near as fun as a 20k HP Fatalis?
It's not about health or how long a hunt is, its literally about how engaging a monster is to fight. I'd take 7 minutes of a hunt with a monster that keeps me on my toes the whole time than 20 minutes of a hunt where a monster is constantly flailing on the floor and has a lethargic non-threatening moveset.

>>529280668
Honestly HP bloat would do the job fine. I don't think the aggression and damage of monsters is an issue.

>>529281575
I hope at least some of the gang returns

>>529281480
you think they'll give him all those combos apex zinogre had in rise? probably not

>>529281480
8 more months...

>>529281783
>>529281790
i think they won't even release my nigga
and i basically quit anyway, fuck wilds and fuck capcom

>>529281562
Alber Camus?

>>529281761
we can only hope anon

>>529281761
if the update really is in the morning, it's gonna be a trickle of anons coming in randomly throughout the day

>>529281576
This, everything in Wilds has a shit moveset, takes forever to do any attack, are weak as fuck, and using the mechanics means they'll never be able to even move from the spot you start hitting them at. Absolutely everything about this game is faggot tranny garbage and you people still keep hoping it won't rape you with even more dildos.

>>529281761
Look at all of those retarded fucks supporting Capcom and sucking this shit game's dick.

>>529281575
Frens can turn even a mediocre experience into a good time, it's amazing.

>>529281783
knowing mainline they will give it neutered IB moveset and not even rice non apex chadnogre moveset

>>529281132
>ask for tigrex to be brown
>call others bougnoul enabler
are you retarded or something?

mission impossible collab will save wilds

>/mhg/ would rather spend time shitposting than trying to achieve a 10th of this

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>>529281575
yeh that's why iceborne 2020 was so good

>>529282719
fuck marry kill?

>>529282757
Fellas, is it gay to want to kiss Nergigante's cock?

>>529282719
This guys bank account must be screaming lol

>>529283019
He isn't a loser like you so it's probably 500x more than your bloodline's combined bank account.

ryu is larping as an epic nuclear family tradhusband again but in reality he spends all day schizoposting on /pol/ and is gonna die alone probably from a very sad suicide

>>529283171
Even if I could afford 10 kids I'm not sure I'd want 10 but good for him I guess

>>529282283
facts
>>529282856
i wasn't around for this but i heard from some anons that it was a really good time

>>529283271
why are you still mindbroken about that guy? you're the only fag that brings him up umprompted

>>529281480
Fuck off, you got him the last 2 games, we need glavenus more

oh boy i wonder if we can go one game without zinoshit

HOW LONG UNTIL TU2 TELL ME RIGHT NOW YOU GORILLA NIGGERS

>>529283845
>racism outside of /b/
Done.

>>529283845
Like 10 hours.

how long before God Eater gets challenging and fun to play? tried it ages ago and it was just as boring as rice village

>>529283498
whitelinkx got mindbroken hard by ryukishi so everytime the tranny feels threatened he spouts random names that traumatized him like doj, aira or ryukishi
he doesn't realize that it's r***** and a****** fucking with him.

>>529284492
retard and asshole

>>529283738
fuck you
>>529283592
and fuck you

>tu2 release in the middle of a work day

what the fuck.

Japs have awful taste in monsters that's why we got zinogre, magnamalo and doshaguma

>>529285098
>middle of the work week
>monday
what

>>529283271
Do you see white people and immediately seethe about ryu

>join alatreon lobby
>at least two guys with lightbreak weapons every single time
is reading that hard
>>529285239
is reading really that fucking hard

>>529285239
days turn into weeks turn into months

>kelbi bow changes the dodgebolt animation so your character uses a machete instead of an arrow
>the machete isn't actually unsheathed
uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

>>529283950
Not racist, just don't like 'em.

>>529283986
Fuck, isn't it usually like 5-6 hours from now kind of time?

What time is the update

>>529285876
middle of the work month

>>529285876
the post above the one you made LITERALLY quotes another post saying how long until the update how do you cancerfaggot tourists even breathe

>>529284071
g rank

>>529278726
2/4

Why is there so many niggers in the thread that can't google the release time

first clear lol

kek what the fuck I left the thread for like 40 minutes and all hell broke loose. why do you guys always go full autism as soon as I leave

>>529285876
Here
>>529286053
He asked for the time of the update, not "how long until the update".

Food turns into poop. Poop turns into food...
We are Poopbreakers...

>>529286379
Nice, good job anon

>>529284492
You are so obsessed, murdae. You are literally the most pathetic tranny in /mhg/ history you still seethe at dwdante even after all these years.

how time until to the update?

>>529286669
Update this *throws poop into your mouth*

/mhg/ Starfleet Command Roster

Civilians & Non-Comms: Console players and Tourists
Malfunctioning Holodeck Program: Mush
Starfleet Officers (Active Duty): PC players
Chief of Security (Starfleet HQ): Vull
Bridge Officers (Tactical Division): Lite Tell and Rae (assistant)
Morale Officers (Lower Decks): Masterlinkx, Whitelinkx, and Aira
Replicator Malfunction (Recurring Issue): alcoholism
Xeno-Stables Chief (Beast Handling): Wrath of the Furious
Helm Officer, Deep Space Wing: Kuds
Quartermaster of Resources: Albert
Senior Science Officer: Vincent
Chief Chaplain of the Celestial Doctrine: Bloodlust Mira
Medical Nuns (Bioethics Division): Talula and Lily
Operations Chiefs (Logistics): Monica, Lady Maria
Federation Ambassadors (Cultural Exchange): Seph and Saeko
Hazard Team Specialists: noicie and Wipebeef
Federation Consul (Alpha Quadrant): Melissa
Fleet Admiral of Starfleet Command: Anthony
First Officer of the Flagship: That guy who's never kicked out of the squad
Section 31 Handler: DOJ

>>529286416
your the dedicated thread tardwrangler

poster who can namedrop the most wins a kiss from whitelinkx

>>529286831
Anthony - Lucario (cool, balanced, dependable)
noicie - Glaceon (icy & sleek)
Hikage - Greninja (ninja aesthetic, shadowy presence)
wipefeeb - Magikarp (a joke? Turns into Gyarados!)
gatomiau - Meowstic (cat + psychic = mysterious)
Ves - Umbreon (short name, sleek, dark vibes)
Jade - Leafeon (green, nature-oriented, calm beauty)
Masterlinkx - Aegislash (sword & shield, honorable)
Whitelinkx - Zacian (Crowned Sword) (purity + sword imagery)
Arcmen - Arceus (godlike name, fits the theme)
Aira - Togekiss (graceful, flying-type, elegant)
Gorzerk - Rhyperior (brute force, chaotic energy)
Reven - Corviknight (dark, edgy, raven-themed)
Nora - Sylveon (kind, emotionally resonant, aesthetic)
Jar - Forretress (unexpected, simple name = odd Pokémon)
Blanche - Froslass (cool, refined, icy)
Ceras - Gardevoir (elegant, possibly floral name)
sumire - Roserade (Sumire = violet, graceful poison)
Jolyne - Toxtricity (punk vibe, JoJo flair)
Futa Queen - Nidoqueen (you know why)
Jiur - Zoroark (mysterious, illusion-based)
Next Exy - Porygon-Z (techie, futuristic)
Evelynn - Mismagius (ghostly, seductive, mysterious)
Bruhtilda - Bewear (strong but huggable)
Kitou - Zorua (Hisuian) (fox-like, adorable yet tricksy)
Eyres - Latias (airy, ethereal, emotional intelligence)
GothGF - Gothitelle (name speaks for itself)
Cari - Audino (gentle healer)
Murdae - Darkrai (murder + shadow)
Ryukishi - Kommo-o (dragon + samurai-esque)
Shiina - Espeon (mystic, serene, smart)
Blondie - Alolan Ninetales (elegant, glowing, icy-blonde)
Icekid - Cubchoo (literal ice kid)
Liset - Primarina (elegant, singer vibes)
dwdante - Houndoom (dark, fiery, edgy name)
Jamp - Scizor (jumpy, energetic)
Doj - Hitmonlee (dojo vibes, martial arts)
No. 1 Blast - Blaziken (explosive, top-tier)
Ernst - Metagross (serious, intellectual)
NickOfTime - Dialga (time-themed legendary)
Lewd - Lopunny (…you already know)

>>529286797
I don't play Wilds so I don't know half of these people.

Every time I boot up the wilds steam page there's something about the aesthetic that's off-putting. I think it's the colors they chose for the logo and all the promo material. Just this sickly brownish yellow

>>529286669
12 hours

>>529286951
I know only one of these guys. He was cool until he betrayed me so I hate him now.

Are there going to be ANY pieces of Lagi or Seregios armor that will be worth using?
You can already pretty much say the weapons will be useless, and with layered coming there's no real reason to use anything other than artian bullshit

>>529286951
>no dandy
lame

>>529287291
Lagi probably because they'll probably rework his set since he hasn't gotten a revamped post world skill system set. Seregios will probably just have the same stuff from rise mostly so you can ignore that

>>529286951
>>529286797
Bro what about Todd Howard, the other lady maria, DarkMessiah, the guy who has an emoticon as hunter name, Jade and frieza. you always forget about them. Why is that?

>>529287189
im the guy who posted that and i recognize like 3 names lol

>alatreon one shots me whenever I rocksteady to soften the horns
ok.. I guess fromsoft said it's not my turn to play

is there any chance lagi is a test and we get full underwater with G rank?

are you fags done shitposting?

>>529287724
Yes, endgame monsters pin when you try to abuse mantles outside of openings.
He has openings where you can soften the head without a mantle. Look for them instead of just trying to grug your way through everything.

>>529287860
still coping huh? it's time to let go

>>529287860
Yeaa, don't rocksteady Ala, specially if he's doing anything lightning related because his horns are an active hitbox throughout all of those animations and WILL cart you

me when i don't equip an ice element weapon on the monster that one shots your entire party if you don't equip an ice weapon

all shitposting can be traced to these two transgenders.

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198261957174/

https://steamcommunity.com/id/jstar/

stop promoting your steam page lil bro

>>529288258
there's a whole lot more of them unfortunately

>>529274712
>>529275734
This doesn't work and I get at least 20 hits before his first nuke
thing is I cart each time too, if that erases progress.
240-280dmg, icefang gs crit draw ice atk 6

rise switch 2 lumu?

It is impossible for Rey Dau to spawn as a small gold crown

>>529288258
extremely unattractive profiles

>>529288914
I've found a few before but I shared them all with other anons. The one that was impossible for me was small nu udra. I think I spent like 15 hours looking for one before someone just shared it with me.

>>529288914
no dude rey dau is the only monster in the game that doesnt have a small crown... retard

>>529288680
>another crit draw bab
First of all, do you have critical element? I assume so since you're running crit draw. So you're also probably running frostcraft which will include crit element.
Second of all, draw attacks have low elemental modifiers. Make use of jumping wide slash. Also its legs are better hitzones for element.
I can't blame you for not knowing these things so MH is historically a wiki series that relies on legacy knowledge and dataminers. But now that you know, apply this knowledge. Good luck.

>>529288729
why wouldn't you just play on steam?

>>529286420
>12:30 AM

Tch

>>529279357

>>529289006
well they're trannies after all.

>>529289170
>>529289153
If that was true I would have found one after spending 100k points to cycle Windward Plains.

>>529289245
pretty neat
explain me the can joke, i'm not american

>>529289459
just go on discord and show your bussy to some tranny in return for a small crown investigation

>>529289213
I have to bing

>>529289514
tiggy wants to crack open a cold one

>>529289208
It's obvious to try crit draw because his openings are just enough for one attack, maybe 2 as LS. jumping wide slash is suicidal, he's guaranteed to hit me back. I guess I'll switch weapon.

Tokuda is unironically a gigachad
>sees the og Monster Hunter trailer at E3 and decides he really wanna work at Capcom
>gets in and works for 10 years on pretty much every single MH game
>designs some of the most iconic monsters in the series (rajang, lagiacrus, nargacuga, zinogre, etc)
>series producer trusts him so much, he's put in charge of the big AAA game to relaunch the series on home console and PC
>he creates a MH game based on his vision for the series way back when he saw the first trailer
>MHW surpasses every expectation, becomes Capcom's best selling game ever and singlehandedly turns MH into a global franchise
>he's now one of the most important people in Capcom and is directing the next big MH game

This guy career is like if you saw an Half Life 1 trailer, got to work for Valve and ended up directing Half Life 3 and then Half Life 4 too.

>>529288258
who's the first one? i've never seen him i think because the names doesn't ring a bell.

certified ryozo moment

>>529289816
>jumping wide slash is suicidal
That's how I cleared it the first time but best of luck with however you decide to do it.

>>529289849
noicie

>>529285043
Lagiacrus already filled his niche

>>529289837
Yeah sadly his Wilds is a bit disappointing

>>529289883
Bozo Tsujimoto tried to do both and failed

>>529279357
kek

>>529289950
i cie.

>>529290029
???
Last game in the series literally has 2 generations behind graphics

>>529290191
yeah very funny meme

>>529289365
Ive seen trannie with really cute profiles but these just seem like bottom of the society barrel cockroaches whose moms dont even love them

Say hi to shincry!
https://x.com/Shincry/status/1939380867903656310

>tfw never namedropped

>>529273994 (OP)
>>529275014
>>529275121
all me >>529277980
>>529286831

>>529290605
>admin of teamlightside
KWAB

Are Seregios weapons the sharpness-go-to weapons like Nargacuga's or just that special dodge effect?

wasn't it always darkside

>>529290887
lightside is a parody

>>529289837
and all that means nothing when wilds is likely going to kill faith in the brand and is one of the most negatively reviewed high profile games in recent memory. no one gives a fuck what you produced in the past, it's about what you produce now. i didn't think the series could get any more casualized and then tokuda proves me wrong and makes the worst base MH game to date.

>search archives
>only namedropped in blacklists
>can't search images to see how often i make it into screenshots

who needs self esteem anyway, right?

pathetic

>>529289619
What a lad

>no one will ever namedrop me
>tfw not important

>>529291285
>waifuing Azusa
you deserve to be forgotten

There, once again bitching on 4chan makes something happen. This place is magical.

>Hop onto Wilds today just to re familiarize myself with everything after not playing for 2 months
>Take 15 minutes to beat Tempered Mizu
>12 for a Tempered Udra + Basarios

Holy fuck, did I just become ass or did they actually buff monster health? Also I stg Mizu is way more spastic than I remember, dude doesn't stay still for longer than like 2 hits. Also x2, this Street Fighter shit is lame as fuck.

>>529291629
congrats cutie

I've only been in 1 massive schizolist and not a single time before or since, I get a bigger ego trip from knowing how well I fly under the radar

>only 33 ips
samefag general

>>529292024
When did they add the IP counter back, I didn't even notice.

>>529292126
They didn't, he's retarded and/or baiting.

BERSERK ON /mhg/ Wilds
Judeau - Hikage
Pippin - Mush
Corkus - Rae
Rickert - Vincent
Puck - DOJ
Farnese de Vandimion - noicie
Serpico - Wrath
Isidro - Albert
Shierke - Talula
Ivalera - Melissa
Shrimp knight - Jar
Zodd - Todd Howard
Skull Knight - Lady Maria
God's hand: Aira (Slan), Seph (Void), Vull (Ubik), Lite Tell (Conrad)
/mhg/ official waifu: Jade (Casca)
/mhg/ official main hero: MLX (Guts)
/mhg/ official main vilain: dwdante (Griffith) reborn as Femto (WLX)

>>529292126
>>529292194
???????? are you dumb

>>529288258
You're certainly giving me vastly too much credit for imagined transgressions, schizo-kun.

>>529291285
I don't want to be mean, but >>529291495 is right. Not even best keion.

>>529292194
Yeah my bad lol, he's misreading the the image count as IP count.
The IP counter really should come back though.

>>529291781
rey dau, uth duna, nu udra, and jin dahaad can now spawn as 8* (in addition to their original 7* versions) that have more HP

>>529292276
Are you?

>>529292429
I think your 4chan is broke dude

/mhg/ Zoo

Console players and Tourists - Capybara
Mush - Chimpanzee (escaped enrichment test subject)
PC players - African Wild Dog
Vull - Silverback Gorilla
Lite Tell - Snow Leopard
Rae - Caracal
Masterlinkx - Macaw
Whitelinkx - Cockatoo
Aira - Red Panda
alcoholism - Honey Badger (feral, uncontained)
Wrath of the Furious - Komodo Dragon
Kuds - Peregrine Falcon
Albert - Beaver
Vincent - Owl (Eurasian Eagle-Owl)
Bloodlust Mira - Black Panther
Talula - Ring-Tailed Lemur
Lily - Meerkat
Monica - Elephant
Lady Maria - Okapi
Seph - Peacock
Saeko - Scarlet Ibis
noicie - Wolverine
Wipebeef - Tasmanian Devil
Melissa - Giraffe
Anthony - Lion
That guy who's never kicked out of the squad - Cheetah
DOJ - Raven

>>529291781
>>529292420
forgot gore

>>529292230
>>529292694
Nobody plays this shit game except tomorrow so all these trannies might as well not exist.

>>529289883
How much better than graphics get? How photorealistic do you want the games to be?

>old gold mh praises studying the monster so you can know how to beat it
>new mold mh where you hit the shiny spots to win

>>529290654

Stories 3 will save this series

Up from the depths.

TRANSGENDER POWER HOUR STARTS NOW

>>529292420
Oh neat, good to know.

>>529293601
IKUZOOOOOO

>>529293601
IKUWAYOOOOO

4U lumu, g1,2,3 quests. 3ds pretendo. will wait for 10 mins.
22-9566-0027-5122
8008

>>529293601
LOS GEEEEEEEEEEEEHTS

>>529293992
I was going to join but you say lumu rather than room so I won't be joining.

>>529294041
all good.

>>529294041
please see
>>529293601

>>529293435
I need to put a baby in her

>>529293435
Uth Duna coming from the depths to squish us all

>>529292694
>people who haven't played in over 3 months
>still get name dropped

t-the clique isn't real!

Beyond any other quality, the Wildsjeet are most known for their schizophrenic, stubborn denial of reality. They don't even pretend to have any intellectual honesty whatsoever and would quite literally argue the earth is flat if it somehow made Wilds look good. No arguing skills whatsoever, since they ignore reality anyway and don't even try to prove anything rationally. Often very low quality posters as well. Have never contributed memes; not only was the most powerful anti-Rice meme not made by them, but it mocks them as well. Overall, in high competition as THE absolute worst posters in /mhg/. Their one saving grace is that they generally avoid arguments with WorldBVLLS, as they know they'd get slaughtered effortlessly.

>>529293435
OMGSISA

>>529294547
I played yesterday tho

>>529294547
don't be jealous because no one gives a fuck about you

Console Players and Tourists — Capybara Exhibit
Sign:
"The chillest mammals in the galaxy. Known to soak in hot springs and tolerate all species, even the loud kids."
Fun Fact: Will not engage in PvP unless provoked… even then, meh.

Mush — Chimpanzee Enrichment Enclosure
Sign:
"WARNING: This holodeck simulation is no longer stable. The ape has overwritten its own program."
Fun Fact: Throws feces and unsolicited opinions.

PC Players — African Wild Dog Den
Sign:
"Fast, coordinated, and unreasonably aggressive. Hunted in squads, often in voice chat."
Fun Fact: Natural predators of tourists.

** Vull — Silverback Gorilla Habitat (Restricted Access)
Sign:
"Chief of Security. May pound chest when unauthorized builds are spotted."
Fun Fact: Once broke a kiosk over a game exploit.

Lite Tell — Snow Leopard Lookout
Sign:
"Rarely seen, always deadly. Comes with a sidekick."
Fun Fact: Can snipe you from across the map with perfect latency.

>>529292694
>Monica - Elephant

>>529293992
4/4

>>529294913
no bullying of https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198077652646/ please

nice thread huntards

>>529294547
discord clique IS real

>>529281480
if there's one thing wilds doesn't have enough of, it's slow, nonthreatening punching bag monsters that stand motionless while you rape them. maybe they can make its whole body a focus strike zone when its charging too?

>>529278726
Room's closed
Thanks for joining!

>>529294920
why would you go on the internet and makes stuff up?

I'm so forgotten nowadays

>another tranny

>>529292694
>my wife is a gorilla
it's over

PLEEEEAAAAASE invite me to the discord

>aussie
it all makes sense now. why do they shitpost so much

>>529295331
show the rest of her profile, seems cute

>>529295397
/tDzkzeyr

WE love femboys.
WE love transcuties.
WE love Iceborne and Wilds

>>529295645
>tDzkzeyr
its real. so joever.

¡¡¡ Nossa, nossa
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai, se eu te pego

Delícia, delícia
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai, se eu te pego, hein?!!!

yeah hammer alatreon has lower dps than my first barroth fight probably
turd wep if they don't stop moving

>>529295597

i gatekeep my favorite anon becase they only show up like once a month and theyre super cordial and i dont wanna scare them off
im trying to find a way to start conversation but its kinda like a iron wall

>>529295727
How cute, trying to sneak Wilds in there

>>529296001
Tienrus...No matter how many fake troll reviews you post to steam, we won't stop loving wilds and its trans-positive qol features in here.

>>529296281
fsb preset?

>>529296281
That look comically freakish. Like what a 12 year old would draw as sexy.

Mom issues?

>>529294768
>>529292694
>>529292230
What about them?
>>529287594

COOMERTARD GET THE ROPE

>>529296281
how stupid

>>529296457
no my dad raped me

>529296281
What type of mental illness causes people to mod their characters like this?

bros how do I farm for G.Arkveld materials? He is not available in optional quests and the SoS system is completely dead.

>>529296752
his dad raped him

>>529295097
extremely trans coded profile

>>529296752
monster hunter fans

so we're just doxxing wilds players now?

>>529296787
Generic drops from the other Guardian monsters.

>>529297039
What a bad game to a beloved series does to a nigga

>>529297224
leave my froggie nigga alone

>>529297224
WAHOOOOOOOO

>>529296457
Liking women is my issue.

What happened to all these cuties? Did they abandon Wilds? They are not even named dropped at all.

>>529297929
I see nothing but men.

>>529297929
Several of those have been playing recently

>>529297929
namedrop them and i'll tell you the last time i hunted with them

>>529297929
post the most recent version otherwise Kuds will have a melty again

>>529297929
kek

>>529297929
if that is my badly put together Aisha cosplay, im playin nightreign and I may join the lumus next week

>>529296281
I thought that was a starman from earthbound from the thumbnail

someone post the ass wall

>>529298663
LMAO

I'm new to MH, does it have any good content creators? I'm only aware of Rurikhan and I've been a fan for several years; fixes my insomnia right up.

Sometimes I have hope for this world and then I meet a really dumb motherfucker and reality sets in

>>529298778
wilds version when?

>>529297929
does the arrow indicate same player?

>>529298663

>>529298847
Elder Class Fiver Aira
MonsterHunterKing
Jargak
MASTERLINKX
Ryukishi
VToddler Shiina

>>529299238
DO NOT MENTION HIS NAME IN MY PRESENCE

>>529298484
it's missing the thick ginger

>>529299365
meds dwdante

>>529299238
Thanks anon, good looking out.

>>529298847
his name is maxmillian_DOOD, and he's the hero of everyone in the community. They made Wilds the way it is entirely so he could pog out to it even more on his streams

>>529299793
I never saw him make a video about this game.

G4 Valstrax too hard

>>529299793
keeeeek just knowing there's some goblin degenerate gooning to you in body pillow form probably gave him PTSD

>>529298847
Early Projared MH videos are great and are what got me into the series via 3U

Shiina what happened to your channel? I can't find anything anymore. At all. If nothing else, could you please kind of provide some closure? (Did youtube shut you down over something, did you decide to take the channel down for some reason yourself, ect?) I really enjoyed your videos, and they helped me understand more about myself, plus just being very enjoyable. You were the first Vtuber I actually enjoyed watching/listening to, so seeing your channel vanish overnight with genuinely no trace of it left kinda sucks.

>>529300347
what power level do I need to reach to achieve these moves

>>529299768
Those are all people who frequent this general lmao. I typically just watch japanese speedrunner autism if I'm on youtube looking for monhun stuff.

>>529301287
stagger threshold mods

>>529301568
oh

will my wife play today?

>>529300347
That's a great clip. The real problem with ProJared is that he ever had sex at all.
If we kept him on top of Mt. Athos then he would have been a kino factory to this day.
Dude just loves videogames... but pussy...

>>529300347
>Projared
isn't he a pedo or something? I remember hearing that

>>529299238
bruh like only one guy has mh content here

>>529299793
But Max enjoys engaging with contrived little things in games.
The dood plays fighting games. He can put up with an item box.

>>529302182
I think he got catfished or something idk, his good MH stuff was way before that

>>529302182
He would accept nudes from fans, one of the ones who sent him nudes was underage but claimed they weren't and then tried to cancel him. He's basically just a gooner retard.

>>529298847
Here's what I like doing.
For whatever weapon you're using, when you beat a monster (not before), look up a speedrun of that monster.
That way you can really see how to kick it's ass. You're not going to be able to copy that but it does pump you up.

For example, I play lance and there's no way I'm going to be getting 7 minute Xoh Shia kills.

Also the meme videos for weapons are fun.
>10 levels of (weapon)
>Playing (weapon)

>>529302580
pretty sure that's what happened with one of the shitposters here ryukishi who got baited by goblin and next exy and black mailed him

>>529302580
based.

monkey destroyed

tranny ignored

>responds to it
>claims they ignored it
something's not adding up

ah i got one of the channels wrong. this guy is pretty based ngl.
does this dude post here?

>>529300347
I still watch his videos sometimes. He just hit a pussy shaped bump on the road but he still puts out good reviews

>>529302914
sniffin and snortin like congalala

>>529303432
embarrassing. you need to do better, doj.

this thread is worse than usual

update is tonight?

>players already doubled on steam
>update isn't even out
Doomfags about to get BTFO

>>529303594
it'll get worse once we get closer to the update. just in time for germany and poland to wake up

>>529303912
>It's at 8k
No shot we were down to 4k at some point, r-right?

>>529302914
gooning

>>529303912
let's check again in a week alright

>>529304121
I meant from 12k to 20k peak, retard

>>529304210
Be specific then, friend

>>529304194
Why don't we check Rise's player count now?

>>529302914
>>529296281
>>529293435
snow bunny

snow tranny

>>529304379
yeah i know the total amount of player of world/rise/wilds went lower than the total of world/rise players prior to wilds release
wilds killed MH

Now that TU2 is going to nerf CB savage axe spam I wonder if the SA buffs would be enough
I really dont want to go back to LS

>>529304628
We're talking about now. You know the present? Current time? Not yesterday, not last week, not last month but now.

>>529303912
Where lmao this is just on par with last weekend you dunce

Not Monster Hunter Yesterday
Not Monster Hunter Last Week
Not Monster Hunter Last Month
Monster hunter NOW

>>529304593
4channers worship trannies so fervently

>>529304776
What's getting buffed about SA? I should probably look into more of what's specifically being changed on all the weapons I use but SA is my main so to speak.

>>529305013
Monster Hunter When Mods Work Again

>>529305171
Axe mode dmg and element phial dmg

Monster Hunter Middle of the Work Week

>>529305013
The best game ever after monster hunter PUZZLES

>>529305280
It'd be cool if element SA becomes optimal, I made a bunch of element SA and the effects for the full release slash are cool on element but they're obviously worse

>>529304210
That's not even doubling and today's numbers are only up like 2-3k from last sunday which is easily explained by the sale. I mean I expect at least 200-300k to return for the update but this small weekend bump means nothing.

THEY
FIXED
EVERYTHING

>>529305405
you're artians bro?

What are the games with main themes/leitmotifs other than proof of a hero? I know Tri, GU, World and Wilds.

Why aren't you reinstalling Wilds?

>>529305280
>Axe mode
Nice, glad there's at least somewhat of a reason to stay in it instead of just using it to speedrun getting to sword mode.

>>529305848
i never uninstalled it

>>529305575
>I expect at least
Why? you don't even have a cent invested to capcom so why do you care? even investors who actually have money and practically own capcom don't give a hamster's ass so why should we care what you, literal who expect?

>>529305925
Check again

>>529299238
>VToddler Shiina

now that was funny as hell

>>529305848
I'm straight

Brown people = Poor
Poor people = Shit specs
Shit specs = Wilds bad perf
Wilds bad perf = 24/7 bitching online

Whenever theres a retard that says it plays ass on their PC then immediately assume that its a brownoid or a tranny. This is an objective fact, im not joking.

she's joking btw

the performance issues isn't even 10% of the problems I have with the game

>>529306150
Post fps graph during a hunt

>>529306030
I might invest in capcom in the future but really it's just interesting to analyze the numbers and predict patterns. I don't know why you think they don't care they even admitted there's no reason to keep playing so they're working on it with new endgame shit coming.

you're brown whitelinkx stop acting like you're white. at least ryukishi, murdae and doj can call themselves white.

>open /mhg/
>
do I have to tap the sign?

>>529302238
my wife cheska is so so pretty i love her

>>529306150
Based. Im tired of browns shitting up my favorite franchise

>instead of the update coming out Tuesday afternoon like fucking every other update in Wilds it now comes out at 9:30 PM and I need to be in bed early for work tomorrow

I fucking hate you Capcom

>>529306150
>ctrl f "perf"
>5 matches
>1 of them from your post
>the other from the guy saying the problem is not performance
I don't get it.

>>529306150

>vermin thinks a job at mcdonalds can get him a 5080

>>529306810
just work from home? don't tell me you're poor

>>529306746
>cries about being unable to run said shit
You aren't fooling anyone but yourself when you post this

>>529307006
????
of course it can
it's a 1000 bucks not a 25k deposit for a house

>>529307006
>brownoid doesnt understand that 1st world countries have this thing called "minimum wage" and even the poorest 1st worlder can buy a 5080 after one measly week of mcdonalds burger flipping

>>529306810
the update isn't going anywhere and playing later is probably better because there's less chances of you running into the countless room troons like whitelinkx and seph

>>529306810
Imagine having a work with no flexible hours. What are you? Rank and file? Kekaroo

>>529307124
I get a decent 70 fps though?
have you considered that the point behind the image is that the game has more glaring issues but all you can do in response to criticism is post "le youre poor"?

>>529307212
>whitelinkx and seph
Rent free

>>529307340
why are you running anything on 70 fps? are you retarded

who's mhg best player

>>529307208
>poorfag have no concept of taxes, insurance, deductibles, rent, bills and thinks a burger flipping paycheck can get him a 5080

>>529307437
because I play on my tv from my big comfy sofa

>no annie
>no blondie
>no jolyne
>no cari
>no aira
>no magatsu
>no arcmen
>no murdae
>no cilice
>no yurie
>no ernst
>no kany
>no frieza
>no laphi
>no bloodlust mira
>no candy
>no mlx
>no aessina
>no sumire
>no nor
>no blanche
>no aria
>no noicie
>no doj
>no arslan
>no lizardus
>no anthony
>no rwanda
>no xbox mafia
>no hubert
>no khezuvevo
>no katya
>no adam
>no john (gold)
>no john (blue)
>no mat
>no momoka
>no white glint

literally monster hunter general doesn't even have a point

>>529307461
Asmongold

>>529306810
this nigga ain't his own boss LOL nigga just sell drugs and work on your time

any lumus?

Why are you literal low income retards arguing who's richer?

>>529287724
it's time to get off the crutches now, alah has such generous hitzones you don't need to tenderize>>529287724

>>529307480
well maybe not in the usa but over the atlantic you get pretty much everything waived off on minimum wage
no taxes, free health cares, peanuts insurance, gov helping you with lodging rent, water+electricity baked in rent price
as long as you're happy living in your 20 square meter appartement, eat low quality food and have no relationship then you can easily make it on minimum wage and save 300 eurobucks a months

>>529307542
your TV has a 59hz refresh rate

>>529293992
i got randos to join and actually had a good time. i'll host another one for mhg soon but I doubt anyone will join.

>>529307672
I'm literally a saudi prince. I own several actual slaves

>>529307006
Why wouldn't it? I got mine with neetbux

>>529307386
This is seph
>>529307638
This is whitelinkx
>>529293601
This post wasn't lying

>>529306150
Giga chad. I kneel

>>529307806
hit me up with a 5k rig Ill be your dedicated hunter friend for 5 whole years i will carry you through every storm habibi

>>529307759
yes, it's a 4k 60hz display. which is why a stable 70fps perfectly fine. glad we're on the same page here

>>529307943
lilbro doesnt understand how frames work

>>529307938
I don't even play with mhg I play with other rich kids. Baron Trump is a pretty good dual blades player

>>529307740
>20 square meter
Do western yuros really? that's just sad. My grandmother has a 750sq house and lot in the alps. I really pity everyone west of Geneva. how tf can you even survive in 20 that must be suffocating. Then you have the nigerian and sri lankan neighbors. D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G

>>529307740
You definitely live with your raped mother with no family of your own to take of if you think people are gonna spend money on any gaypu unless it’s specifically for their job or a data center buying some. You’re such a niche that even nvidia doesn’t give a fuck about you retards anymore

>>529308072
?

EUROPEAN POWER HOUR

>>529308138
I've got a friend that's a neet just outside geneva like 10km. The governement gives him the equivalent of 3500 so he just has to pretend to be retarded. He's on 50sq m2 flat.
Point it is if you've never grew out of your college form phase then living in a flat with only a bed + pc + bathroom and small kitchenette is piss easy on min wage as long you're in the west euro zone.

trans brigade assemble

>>529308220
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=How+many+frames+is+a+60+hz+screen

>>529295538
aussies all play rice

>>529308138
You're talking to plebs who don't even know what caviar tastes like. They're not worth talking to

>>529308638
To be fair it tastes like shit and no I'm not rich. I just can't imagine living 20sq metres. That's literally a freaking bedroom
>>529308485
No wonder you lot are so depressed.

>>529308508
I had a feeling this is what you meant so let me enlighten you
I play with vsync off because I don't notice/experience screen tearing. Do you know what that means? It means that unless I cap my fps, which I don't, my GPU will simply render as many frames as it can. Having an FPS higher than your refresh rate lowers input lag a little bit but its hardly noticeable and that's besides the point. I brought up fps because you assumed I couldn't run the game for whatever reason.
Please educate yourself going forward.

>>529308308
Are you guys in the middle of a radiation storm from Fallout or something? It looks like you'd take 30 rads per second standing in this atmosphere.

>>529308837
lilbro is going on an autistic rant because he doesn't understand how frames work

I can't afford this argument I'm sorry I'm too poor for this conversation.

>>529308837
he probably doesn't even know what vsync is. he seems like the kind of retard to just enable every setting kek

>>529308909
lilbro too poor for vsync

>he's excited for a Wilds update

This isn't any of you, is it anons?

>>529308938
just pull yourself up by your bootstraps you lazy welfare queen

Does it kill you guys to be normal for once? TU2 is almost out and the thread has been nothing about it

>>529308839
Two of them had Gore gear.

>>529309210
Nothing to talk about the game. I'd rather anons share their weird shitty life experiences instead. It's a better bonding experience than whacking on a monster that can't fight back.

>>529309210
I’m too busy being a puzzle CHAD saving poogie park.

What weapon do women main? I'm transitioning and want to main the more female coded weapon.

>>529309116
>more uth duna gear
>seregios is back
>lagi is back

How could I not be excited?

>>529309210

>>529309116
no i'm pretty depressed right now and drawing bad art. also sweating because its hot and my fan can't keep up,

>>529309332
Holy fucking based

>>529309210
I'm going to be asleep and the lumu will be dead by the time I end up playing

>>529309349
Ranged

fuck this fucking monstie

>>529309389
no one's asking you fatass

>>529305848
i never installed it

>>529309332
BASED BASED BASED

>>529305848
I haven't bought it yet

anyone else just feel this weird tingly feeling when they see /mhg/ so chaotic? it's the same feeling you get when you take a pee in the morning.

>>529309634
then the question wasnt for you autistic cunt

>>529305848
never uninstalled it. did have to redownload the dlc textures and uninstall all the mods for the update.

really not looking forward to the "/mhg/ = saved" spam thats going to shit up this general for the next two weeks
I miss the courtesy of people in rooms only posting killscreens when they leave a room. Now everyone and their mother has to post poses (not even killscreens) after every single hunt. Like jesus christ share your instagram while you're at it will you?

>>529309713
I'm literally rock hard right now

>>529309534
you just did

>>529309210
I've always been bad at faking excitement.

>>529309751
I post post hunt poses because Tokuda's brirriant team decided that killscreens need to be compressed to all motherfuck and rendered at 1080p regardless of your monitor's resolution.

>>529309116
Why should I be a hateful spiteful whiny bitchbaby like you?

>>529309751
keep seething. they actually play the game instead of constant old gen vs new gen drama or the tranny drama.

>>529309751
No worse that everything else that gets spammed to fuck and back every single thread.

>>529309349
Any of these

>>529309889
I tried installing a mod that fixes this and it did nothing...

>>529310031
the people who post the phrase he mentioned are the ones also posting the tranny drama to begin with

>>529310120
all rook the same
also stop posting twitter image your retarded cunt

wilds needs disufiroa(alah blanco)

>people talk about wilds, a game they dont play
>retard shitposters doom non stop in replies with retard fantasies of what they think ppl dont loke about it in
>talk about rise
>same doomers start screeching about rise
>talk about world
>same doomer screech its also bad and never shut the fuck uo about it
This is probably one of the worst generals ive been a part of. And i was apart of e7g where there was a literal ip evading scatposter for 8 months. At least they liked the game they played, or even played it unlike 99% of you faggots

Why do Seregios drop Seregios Slavescales? Will they return in wilds? How do you enslave a Seregios and will we get a guardian version of them?

>>529310157
I mean its very easy to filter out wlx. he plays ultrawide and posts ultrawide screenshots. same with the tranny non sense. filter out "tranny" or whatever the fuck. My filter works overtime whenever he posts.

fuck off morloid

Really? Did we need the copypasta spam again?

>>529310529
scale hits you
you bleed
you need to kneel to heal

>>529310575
yeah!

>>529309349
hammer = normie female
insect glaive = spectrum female
dual blades = fat anime slob female

anyone else who says they're female and they main any other weapon is certainly a transgroid

>>529310529
they're called slavescales because those are the scales that do seregios' bidding
the dissenter is the one that doesnt and is his rare drop

>>529310928
pretty sure his rare drop is the lens item

>>529310120
Why did they post her picture 6 times?

>>529311017
dissenter = high rank

>>529307572
>>529299238
>>529294768
>>529292694
>>529292230
>no mention of thiccgirl
How can you forget about the greatest /mhg/ personality of all time?

>>529309371
>>more uth duna gear

Hope you can retain that excitement for another MONTH before you can actually fight AT Uth Duna

plump huntress nipples

brown smelly rajesh

is solo blazing black twilight alatreon possible if you play switch axe and are kind of a shitter?

>>529307572
>yes lady maria
>yes mush
>yes rae
>yes freydina
>yes saza
>yes saeko
>yes seph
>yes bloodlust mira
>yes guild weapon jar
>yes hikage
>yes lion
>yes wrath of the furious
>yes jaweedy
>yes bond
>yes asura
>yes longwaffle
>yes saya
>yes ava jnya licher
>yes joseph joestar
>yes celeste
>yes momon

they maybe new but they can definitely hunt. these people in time will also also disappear but as long as we remember them and their deeds and heroism they will always exist inside in our artery.

>>529310463
You are now aware that unemployed neet bux discord trannies have nothing to do but go on little "missions" so they can beat the hecking man!
If they're not up to snuff to target /pol/, they go to littler and littler boards and threads and shit them up.
You better start eating better and walking an hour a day because you're going to want to be alive to see the total genx/millennial neet death after all of their parents die and they realize that $1000 a month doesn't buy shit.

>>529310120
What's with the barcode thing they have going on with their hair? One on the far left looks like she's going bald specifically at the front

fell for it again award

>>529293992
4U pretendo "room" in an hour.

>>529311620
you still a need a real 3ds for pretendo, right?

>>529311553
>see the total genx/millennial neet death
I got wet reading this. a global troon suicide will be like an orgasm.

>>529310804
>>529310120
>No lance
Proof that women want to feel special when they do things. Which is odd because women love repetitive things. But I guess picking the correct counter (there's 5) for each monster attack is too much.

>>529311517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3sqed1DvLE
One of the few helpful things jar has ever done for this general

>>529311835
Don't be mean to yourself jar

>>529311327
Who?

you know who the shitposters are when they mention irrelevant playstation troons as the boogeymen

grim

>>529311774
Pretty sure women in general can play any of the weapons given enough time to learn. They just gravitate to stuff that provides a lot of dopamine rush.
Hammer = KOs
Insect Glaive = Aerial
Dual Blades = Demon Dance

and those things aren't really difficult to achieve unlike the hoops you have to do with the more technical weapons.
Lance is probably boring for most girls because there's nothibg exciting about it. It's like watching an indian man make street food.

>>529310529
I wonder if Pozzed-com is going to rename them to Servantscales for all the fragile nigs who cry when the word slave appears.

>>529312147
What are you trying to show exactly? That you're too poor for either games? Good for you now go back to emulating GU little timmy.

>>529311517
all you need is frostfang axe

>>529312147
in a sense from keeps giving players what they want. copy pasted dark souls slop over and over and over with minuscule improvements here and there. the monhun team can't even do that. they need to butcher to series to appeal to people who play horizon zero dawn or arkham knight.

So are Lagi and Steve's gear any good do we know? I barely touched Mizu cause his gear was garbage.

>>529312147
KEK
I haven't seen a game devalued this fast since the usual ubislop

>>529312390
that elden ring has higher demand than wilds 3 years after its release?

>>529311717
yes. you can either dump files from your 3ds to play on citra/azahar with pretendo servers or you can just use pretendo on 3ds.

>>529312429
dark souls just has more appeal with all the lore meme shit and the humanoid bosses

>>529309349
>>529310804
it's most certainly Bow.

>>529309349
Bow or DB. I see a lot of women use those.

>>529312147
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>529312732
i mean im not disagreeing with that either, you can teach a brain dead chimp to play a souls game. they're incredible simple mechanics wise. however from knows their slop is a cash cow and will do whatever it takes to keep it going. capcom is to retarded to see appealing to your core base will ultimately grant you a wider audience if you just make the game good enough. it's like a farmer trying to feed his cows chicken nuggets when everyone knows grass is good enough.

>>529312702
bleh, i've got a 300hrs savefile on citra but no 3ds on hand
my sis had one but she's 400miles away

>>529312240
women will play anything but definitely not lance, it's boring, bulky and there's nothing cute about it

>>529313039
is ur sis hot

There's three souls generals (dsg, erg, bbg) and you chose mhg to post your stupid shit.

>>529313039
if more people are down I don't mind setting up citra/azahar.

>>529312429
>monhun team can't even do that
it's only the mainline team that does this. portablefags seem happy with rise.

>>529313124
i dont think so, just normal

>>529313036
Capcom is just chasing that endless 10% growth

>>529313126
im gonna post wild hearts if u dont shut up

>>529313102
No one asked for your opinion, Chile boy. Stop quoting me faggot.

>>529310120
I WANT TO KISS THEM

>>529313331
How can you find them attractive? They look like common house maids and their bangs are comedy levels of bad.

Japanese MH fans seems to know the internal politics and rivalry between Portable and Mainline team. How knowledgeable are westernfags about this actually?

>>529313484
oh yeah? post your bangs you balding incel freak

5 Hours until Title Update 2

>>529313616
There's no rivalry. You're delusional. It's two teams doing iterative works one after the other to bring the franchise forward and with a goal to sell a gorillions copies.

>>529313616
>rise posts about wilds
>wilds forgets rise even exists

>>529313616
I don't think they are actually. I remember reading some japanese posts about monhun and overall they seemed to be just like western players. They just considered it all monhun basically. Obviously I probably didn't get a full picture just from like one page of posts but that was the impression I got

>>529313616
Since the World v Rise era is over and that mainly manifested as being tied to it's console war for the longest time, the only way the supposed internal politics of mainline vs portable will matter is if the next portable game is higher quality gameplay wise and outsells wilds.

>the update isn't even out yet
w-world bros I'm sweating..

divide those steam chart numbers in half and you get the real humans playing this
all those games are 50% chink populated

>>529314026
rise bros is this true? 1300 riseters? no wonder rampages are so empty

>>529313903
Wilds SHOULD be way above world by thousands. Wilds being in the 4 digits is a disgrace

>>529313903
lmao you're comparing a 4 month game that's on sale with an update coming out soon to a nearly decade old game way past it's end of life and wilds is still losing

mainline has always had iffy ideas that don't execute, underwater in tri, climbing in 4, clutch claw in world.
portable is consistent only poor idea was probably rampages in rise.

i really thought about reinstalling this but then i remembered 70 gbs and 40 min shaders

>>529314175
portable got the mainline disease

>>529314175
I still don't think rampages were terrible. It's just they're so different nobody knew what to do with them. They're not like traditional gameplay at all. It's basically another game within a game kind of like prowler mode

>>529313903

>>529313616
both mogged by suzuki team

>>529314502
Kneel

>>529314573
suzuki kneels to ichinose

Kneel on George Floyd

>>529312147

It'll be 20 years from now and you guys will still be doing this numbers faggotry shit.

>>529314653
nah he literally took a big fat shit on itchynose
>humiliated zinogre front and centre with scorned magnamalo cutscene

To this day no one knows if that choco huntress ever survive getting raped by slimes

>>529314573
I mean I like sunbreak but it's not like Suzuki's job was hard here. Just add more silkbinds, fan favorite monsters, a few wacky skills, and basically bring back a carbon copy of the guild quest system from 4U. He hasn't really had a chance to go all out yet but people might not like his stuff if he does like how people shit on clutch claw in iceborne and ichihara left capcom shortly after

>>529314950
A green frog got IT

NOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>529314950
She's probably still going at it

>>529314175
Only trannies rage about rampages

>>529315116
witcherGODS we RUN THIS SHIT

>>529314175
rampage was good idea with bad execution
in fact there's is ONE good rampage and it's an event quest with all rajangs because you can actually fail it

>tower defense in monster hunter
What the hell were they thinking?

>>529313903
Anon I love Wilds but this is not the win you think it is.

>>529315116
seriously though I got the witcher 2 for free should I even bother with it?

>>529315453
"let's make a cool spinoff inspired entirely by japanese folklore"
>ICHINOSE-SAN YOU -WILL- INSERT THE WORLO SLOP
>"y-yes ryozo sensei..." *RUINS THE GAME*

>>tower defense in monster hunter
>hmmm what if we took the dogshit siege monsters and turned them into something a little bit more interactive? I wonder how would that turn out

>6 hours
Wake me up by then

>upscaling
you didn't render the frame

>>529315653
wake up it's then

>>529315653
my wife

>>529314175
Consistently bad.

Can you guys not post sexy huntresses right now? I'm on nofap

>euros asleep
>asians at work
>aussies at work
That leaves mentally ill Ameritrannies as the sole culprits of currently spamming the thread with gay tranny shit

>>529316163
it's not november

>>529315653
>>529316040
I see men

>>529314609
Lord bless this man with a long life.

>>529314609
hope he dies soon

How do I join this "clique" I keep hearing about?

>>529316040
stroking

>>529316359
>aussies
>work
dont you mean drunk?

>>529316654
How to Join the Secret /mhg/ Clique (Unofficially Official Guide)

1. Never Ask to Join the Clique.
If you ask, you're already out. If you're already in, you’ll never know. It’s like a quantum Discord server.

2. Show Up, Don’t Show Off.
Just play the game. Be competent. Make a joke. Revive people. Don’t explain your build. That’s it.

3. Understand the Culture of the Shitpost.
Speak fluent meme. Weaponize irony. React with emojis so fast it might be considered a bot violation.

4. Be Kicked From the Squad — And Return Anyway.
It’s tradition. You must be kicked unjustly at least once and pretend it didn’t hurt. Bonus points if you say "fair."

5. Don’t Be Mush.
You know what this means. Everyone knows what this means. Just… don’t.

6. Bring One Useful Thing.
This can be a cracked build, weird lore knowledge, a cursed image, or just reliably posting when everyone else is offline. Bring something.

7. Know the Lore.
Who’s Vull? Why is alcohol a character? Who is That Guy Who’s Never Kicked? If you don’t know… you will. Or you won’t.

8. Accept Chaos as a Leadership Style.
There is no chain of command. Just Anthony, then 200 raccoons in a trench coat. Let it happen.

9. Contribute to the Ongoing Bit.
Every joke is a long-running arc. Don't end the joke. Evolve it. Call back to it. Meme it into legend.

10. Never Call It a Clique.
It’s not a clique. It’s just “some people who always seem to be in voice together and have matching pets and also made a new faction but it’s totally not exclusive.”

>>529316359
Americans are the ones obsessed with spamming Wilds' steam numbers and the thousands of "OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" reactions to them?

wish i had some drunk mhfriends

>>529316958
Finally. A new OC. Have to applaud this.

>>529317101
Ask next saturday/sunday and I'll drunk hunt with you

>>529316935
both, shitting on company time m8

>>529317145
i only get drunk on sunday nights

>>529317256
I gotta wagecage in the morning bruv. Make it Saturday or Friday

>>529317013
Americans encompass the entire shithole south of Texas and north of Wisconsin

Were all friends

>>529317589
hewo fwen :3

FRENNY POWER HOUR

f-fwennies? >3<

aww mai fwens awe hea :3 YAAAYYY

>>529317332
sry i only have sunday and mondays off and i'm too dead on saturday nights

>fat tune destroys mitsu woth his sheer weight
how the fuck can lagi not win?

I love my hunter frens !!!

>>529318168
wilds lagi is smaller than og lagi

>>529316958
Ew I refuse to be lead by a guy named Anthony

huntew fwens now tomowwow and fowevew! >.< ~~

>positivity
/mhg/ is healing...

>steve is weak to thunder
bros..... rey dau might get his first on screen win!

>>529318801
did you see the trailer? rey literally misses and got shot by a billion scales, he's going to job again

>>529319050
n-no... he'll come back from that....

Thousands must enjoy the update

>>529318801
rey jobba

what isnt jobbing in milds

>>529319525
arkveld
jin dahaad

>>529319525
the palyers because they're all unemployed

>>529316958
>Speak fluent meme. Weaponize irony. React with emojis so fast it might be considered a bot violation.
This one made me laugh, nice job.

pre update wilds hype goontress lumu?????

>>529319698
keeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>529293992
4U "room", doing leftover g1/g2 quests. 3ds pretendo. will wait for 10-15 mins.
49-8430-9554-8148
8008

>>529319698
damn that's a good one

How do I get a huntress to sit on my face?

>>529319913
You will never find a huntress and you will die alone jobbing to great jaggi forever

>>529318801
>>529319050
>>529319160
He wins every turf war he's in with the exception of Arkveld, shit there's not even really turf wars just him blasting a fool and laughing.

>>529293435
30 stories high?

>>529319913
You will find a cute huntress and will die in a blaze of glory being melted by Fatalis.

>>529320820
Breathing fire

>>529310216
Teppen gave him an official English name.

lets play monster hunter gu

>>529320946
His head in the sky!

>>529316958
>Revive people.
this was made by someone that doesn't know the game or chat gpt or both, this tell a lot about the shitposters here
also it's extremely gay and not chuuni at all, the old /mhg/ would look upon you with disgust

I want a jellyfish monster
I want a tortoise monster

>>529321369
GODZILLA!

>>529321421
>tortoise monster
Bro your Zorah?

>>529321421
your tetranadon?

>>529319851
closed. playing with randos.

>>529319240
yeah exactly 7 thousand (less than worlds) kek

why does it take 5 hours to push an update

>SnS nest move gets nerfed to "diversify" its moveset
>LS gets nerfed to "diversify" its moveset
>DB gets ultra fucked by swapping the MVs of its phys/ele attacks
>GL gets nerfed via "unintended interactions"
Meanwhile
>Hammer gets 2 new offset attacks, an instant level 3 charge, and damage buffs across the board
They can't balance for shit can they

>>529321968
sns was improved more than it was nerfed

need more snake monsters for hot coiling action

>>529321869
hold on bro let me proompt how to do it

>>529321869
they're waiting for tokaro and his team to be all ready to push it
japs have a lot of issues with reading english documentation so it takes them some time to find the proper buttons in the steam publishing interface

>>529322030
He gonna get eaten :3c

>>529321968
>they finally let shells scale with attack skills and it is the best weapon in the game
>devs say it was a bug and revert it to its old useless self
I'm mad as fuck boy.

>>529322330
Just go back to Sunbreak

how many bongs until the title update

>Monday in Japan
>update not live
REEEEE BEHEAD THE INFIDEL WHO DECIDED TO DROP A TU ON A FUCKIN WORKDAY

>>529322330
you made shit up to get upset over?

>>529322670
From the time they gave, a little less than five hours from now. In practice though, it feels like the updates always go up a bit earlier than they say by a couple hours

>>529322768
It's like their asking for low player counts lmao

Whats malzenos equivalent in milds?

>>529321968
They don't really have a clue how to balance anything from one entry to the next.
Take CB for example, in Wilds they clearly did not want people to be spamming SAED like before so nerfed the shit out of it, but now they're walking it back after all the inevitable complaints and it's now getting buffs in TU2

Good hunts! See you in the title update.

>>529322932
You mean a *teleports behind u* monster? None thst I can think of.

>>529322932
dunno yet because malzeno is a master rank flagship

>>529322670
2 bings

>>529322932
There isn't one
malzeno is shrimply too kino
maybe they'll add someone that cool later

>>529323065
and a wahoo to you too

>Erik can act as your handler
Who wants this? I'd rather have more followers.

>using followers
>using palicos
lmao'ing @ ur lyfe

>>529323325
you're Mina?

you're Fabius???

>>529323325
Double the NPC handlers, double the DLC outfits.

>>529323463
ok but seriously why did he do that

Fans like this are long gone replaced by fotm wiggers and kikes

>>529323463
cammy erik fucking when

>>529322932
arkveld ig? malzeno is a lot cooler and more fun to fight doe

>its the dead of night
>downpour in the scarlet forest
>you can gemma are having hot sex
>right at the point of climax you realise
something
>you palico has been in the tent the entire time and saw the whole thing

>>529323750
>incoherent ESL babble

>>529323750
>you can gemma are having
hello saar

>>529322932
Arkveld is better than shitzeno

Wilds could never

SAAR DO NOT DELETE

>>529323750
saars....

>>529323806
>1rst gen weapon
>still the sexiest of all MH

Whats rajangs equivalent in milds

its crazy how many animals just hope that something walks by so that they can eat it

>>529323325
Me, I love the autistic twink.

>>529324438
the players kek

>Maki invites you to a meal in the middle of a quest
>no longer wants to feed me when I return
This is infuriating

>>529323950
I was going to shitpost with
>"Could never make a shitmon?"
and realized that's the entire roster

>>529324443
hey it works for me

>>529324443
Me except hoping for a huntress to walk by so I can eat her ass

mounster haunter...

>>529324534
My huntress is going to dominate that little faggot after every hunt and reduce him to a sobbing mess with a confused, guilty boner.

Ceadeus is never coming back, is he?

>>529324838
KINOdeus should remain exclusive to Trichads

>>529321968
What's wrong with the weakest weapon in the game getting buffs?

>>529324838
He'll be in Wilds TU3 and the entire hunt will just be the hunter cinematically dropping rocks on him underwater while he sits there doing nothing

>>529324959
Nothing but they're obviously overcorrecting here. This isn't a buff, it's turning a butter knife into a gun and saying it cuts better.

>update is a test for underwater
>g-rank will bring back abyssal and underwater combat in full form
HOOOOOOOLY ARE YOU READY?

>>529325264
I hope the expansion drops and the underwater combat is the same as the Lagi showcase. Just a phase where you're forced to awkwardly dodge and fire your slinger until the game decides to let you back on land.

MH died in tri. Fact

>combat is the same as the lagi showcase
>moving around in a scripted underwater coriddor and right clicking on a glowing rock for the epic cinematic knockdown
delusional

>>529325264
I remember beating Abyssal Lagi and then getting so mad at how lame his armor set was.
>Crit Eye -15 for no reason

>>529325264
>when the hunt is so fast that lagi doesn’t go into the water in the first place

How over would it be

>kill and farm seregios for his armor and some weapons
>go into the training area to test the roll sharpening
>roll around with weapon unsheathed after attacking the dummy for a bit
>no sharpness restored
>sheathe weapon and roll around
>still nothing
>change weapons and try again
>nothing
what the fuck
what did they do to the rolling sharpening mechanic
I saw it was an armor skill but it's still not working even with the full set and a seregios weapon

>>529325616
>players: "Monsters die too fast for us to really engage with all their gimmicks and moves."
>Devs: "Make Lagi invincible in his last 25% hp so players are forced to engage with the underwater mechanics"

eta till lagi and steve?

>>529325739
you need to roll through an attack

>>529325616
Kek he's going to beeline it to the water once his hp reaches a certain % enjoy your forced cinematic slop

>>529325825
4 hours 18 minutes.

>>529321209
how many would get filtered just by him blasting the map after the cutscene?

>>529325865
oh cool so it's totally useless
I hope they don't fuck it up in wilds

>>529325906
They'll make him immune to flash and lure pods too just to waste more of our time

>>529325393
>>529325264
Do people seriously like and enjoy the underwater combat?

>Rice managed to maintain a higher percentage of it's starting playercount than milds, a game that released recently is still supported

The ricies won in the end.

>>529325739
Read the description, retard. Also, they made it take more skill since the hitbox needs to collide with your model. You can't fake it.

>brings back steve again
>not bringing back george for the nth time
Sad

>>529326079
damn only took you 3 years to get mad
impressive

stellar blade's fishing minigame is more fun than mhwilds's...

>>529326128
No. Not a single god damn fucking person ever liked underwater combat in 3U. Everyone use bowguns or lance to cheese monsters that went into the water.

The nostalgia around underwater combat is 100% fabricated by contrarians. Nobody will ever show you footage of good combat underwater. It's all a fucking lie and I want to murder every faggot talking about it like it was the best feature ever.

>>529326128
Yes. I played lance in 3u

Underwater combat is fun...

>>529326287
Yes but Im not a tranny so im sticking with wilds

>>529326151
why make it take skill when it's a small amount of sharpness and takes stamina and time
it worked well for greatsword and hammer

>>529326187
I probably was upset the last time I played sunbreak but it was so long ago I forgot

>>529326128
No. The people who want it fully back are being contrarian.

>>529324618
earlier i got invites from kunafa and sild during a quest

the kunafa invite was gone by the end of the quest but the sild one stayed for a really long time

>>529326408
i like wilds too but fishing in mh needs a rework, it's that fun not in most games

>>529326368
Skill issue + cope

>>529326128
I liked it. We have focus mode now which will make it easier to control.

>>529326368
>guns to cheese it
Wow the weapon where you can aim is better for underwater? CRAZY. Now every weapon can aim

>>529326408
But trannies hate hot women

>>529325095
Hammer's biggest issue was that it lacked options so allowing it to flow better between it's move expanding your repertoire is exactly what hammer needs.

>>529326578
>hate hot women
Why would they hate themselves?

>>529325095
>turning a butter knife into a gun
gunlance chads stay winning

>>529326561
>>529326564
Post good combat footage of underwater hunting or forever be a contrarian zoomer. You won't.

>>529326128
Yeah, mostly.

>>529326408
I thought trannies were the only people who played Wilds.

>create pretty huntress in creator
>looks hideous in game
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>529326747
Define good combat footage

>>529326795
kek its just like looking at yourself in the mirror and then having real people looking at you hahahhaha

>>529326128
i did, played Tri with GS Hammer and LS
it's the same as ground combat except you move in 3D and slightly slower, only retards seethe at it

>>529326795

>>529326898
you didnt have to murder the troon that hard kek

>>529321968
>nerf raw bonus and buff element motion of demon boost (overall nerf since majority endgame monsters have shit element zones)
>then buff raw motion and nerf element motion of blade dance (making this the only attack you will ever use even though itnwas the best move before the motion changes)
seriously what the fuck? just let me chop feet for fuck sake

>>529326964
aaaaAAACKKK

>>529326864
That’s the problem. To him, all underwater combat is bad so it doesn’t matter what you post

>>529326964
women really do be looking liek this doe

>>529326864
>>529327095
Not surprised you're pussying out. Just post something you faggot. You didn't play Tri.

>>529327176
Define it first. Im not going to record a video for you without you clarifying

>>529327379
daddy...

>>529327285
Jesus christ. Just entertaining and flawless gameplay. The same shit people post when they hunt a monster in 5 mins not taking damage and making the fight exciting. You don't even need to record it, just link a vid.

>>529324443
>evolution

>>529321968
If this kills two button spam for LS then I’m all for it to be honest

>>529327379
do men really look like this

>>529326561
You're wrong and mad.

>>529327617
They're nerfing Helm Breaker, too. For some reason. But hey, more elemental damage.

>>529327379
>>529327727
This + anthro Nergigante / Teostra mod and we'd have some real gaming on our hands gentlemen

Wait, do we have to wait for the entire maintenance to end to access the new content?
I thought you could do it offline while the servers are on maintenance.

>>529318453
Lagi uses Thunder, which Tuna is incredibly weak to

>>529327583
You sound like a huge vagina a so no I dont think I will. Get bent

>>529327984
I accept your conception.

>that pic
like anyone would care about a snoy's opinion

>>529327984
so you asked for his definition just to dodge again

>>529325590
but honed blade though

>>529328251
Yes and youll reply to me again because you have to. Dance my clown

You guys should shut up

>>529325616
they will do an rbrachy/amatsu and just hp lock him lmao

*shuts up*

>>529326128
Cool idea, horrifically executed. The number 1 problem is, of course, weapon movesets being totally unbalanced underwater. Good fucking luck to you if you try to use SnS underwater.

>4k
lol I mean I know it's sunday evening but there's an update soon

>>529328451
Now you're not even replying to me? Assmad pussy.

>>529328390
You dont understand, you didnt do what I want so that means I won. No no no, I will temper tantrum until my mother hears me.

when is the nier collab?

>>529328620
There's a server maintenance going on right now, you little genius.

>>529326406
>fu g tigrex chads are underwater enjoyers
damn

>>529328620
isn't the update window staring in like 10 minutes where everyone gets locked to "online" single player for 5 hours until they allow downloading the patch data

>>529328686
>you didnt do what I want so that means I won.
LMAOOO I'm never posting that footage btw now reply to me again. Dance, dance!

>>529328697
I would kill to have 2B's outfit for Huntresses, as long as you can make a version with the ass out.

>>529321968
>"diversify" its moveset
Why are they even bothering? There's always going to be 1 best thing to spam.

>yfw they turn lagi into an on rails hp lock cinematic fight like rbrachy and he always follows the same set path
kek

>it's up
HOLY SHIIIIIII

IT'S UP!
MY PATIENCE WITH WILDS IS UP!!!

>>529329159
Did you use viagra this time? Good for you

where is the save data folder on steam version?

I'm in

>Segregios
HOLY

wtf lagia can call in qurupeco?!! Les goooooooooooooooo

>>529328595
I've done it and enjoyed it, oh wait, you're the same guy who can't define good gameplay. btw why are you replying to the same guy twice to avoid me? Dance, clown.

>>529329040
Yeah, but with brachy you still fought him normaly
Lagi is qte diarrhea

FVVVVVVVVVVVAAAARK THEY SHADOWDROPPED BAZELA GAIN

Wtf there is a sex scene with Alma after fighting lagi?